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¶ All before we saw the part ¶

part ¶ ¶ we crawl
into the other's

¶ we crawl into the
other's heart ¶

heart ¶ ¶ come to me ¶

¶ come to me ¶ ¶
with open arms ¶

¶ with open arms ¶ ¶
and don't you fear ¶

¶ and don't you fear ¶
¶ what waits for us ¶

¶ what waits for us ¶

¶ all we know is ¶ ¶
that once you dare ¶

¶ that once you dare
¶ ¶ tread the new ¶

¶ tread the new ¶ ¶
erase your past ¶

¶ erase your past
¶ ¶ come on in ¶

¶ come on in ¶

¶ again you're there ¶

¶ again you're there ¶

¶ party's comin' in ¶

¶ party's comin' in ¶ ¶
it's Gonna get you right ¶

¶ it's Gonna get you right ¶
¶ get you in your right ride

¶ get you in your
right ride alone ¶

alone ¶ ¶ come on, come on in ¶

¶ come on, come on in ¶
¶ Gonna get you right ¶

¶ Gonna get you right ¶ ¶
Gonna, Gonna get you right ¶

¶ Gonna, Gonna get you right
¶ ¶ talk it like it is ¶

¶ talk it like it is ¶ ¶
don't you pick a fight ¶

¶ don't you pick a fight ¶ ¶
if you get this night right,

¶ if you get this night
right, I'll be yours ¶

I'll be yours ¶ ¶ but
she wants to win ¶

¶ but she wants to win ¶
¶ and she never rests ¶

¶ and she never rests ¶ ¶
walk down into the light ¶

¶ walk down into the light
¶ >> ¶ all you know ¶

¶ all you know ¶ ¶
you saw the part ¶

¶ you saw the part ¶
¶ we crawled into ¶

¶ we crawled into ¶ ¶
each other's heart ¶

¶ each other's heart
¶ ¶ come to me ¶

¶ come to me ¶ ¶
with open arms ¶

¶ with open arms ¶
¶ don't you fear ¶

¶ don't you fear ¶ ¶
what waits for us ¶

¶ what waits for us ¶

toplessness... female
toplessness... was declared

toplessness... was declared
legal in New York back in 192,

legal in New York back in 192,
where the highest court in the

where the highest court in the
state of New York said that

state of New York said that
where men can be topless, as a

where men can be topless, as a
matter of equal protection under

matter of equal protection under
the laws, women can be topless,

the laws, women can
be topless, too.

Too. >> This is a channel 2 news

this is a channel 2
news special report.

Special report. >> To
update you on this

to update you on this
situation, there has been a mass

situation, there has been a mass
shooting at a movie theater just

shooting at a movie theater just
outside Denver, Colorado, in

outside Denver,
Colorado, in Aurora.

Aurora. According to
the Aurora police

according to the Aurora
police department, a

gunman acted alone,
opening fire on audiences

department, a gunman acted alone, opening
fire on audiences in two movie theaters,

alone, opening fire on audiences in two
movie theaters, at the premiere of

in two movie theaters, at the
premiere of dark knight returns."

So far, channel 2 news has
confirmed that there are at

confirmed that there are at
least 10 fatalities and 20

least 10 fatalities
and 20 injured.

Injured. We'll have
more information...

We'll have more information...

Do you have a political agenda?
>> Today we were wrongfully

agenda? >> Today we were wrongfully
arrested, as the chief of police

today we were wrongfully arrested,
as the chief of police just admitted.

Arrested, as the chief of police just
admitted. And we were forced, by law, to

just admitted. And we were
forced, by law, to be let go.

And we were forced, by law, to be let go.
So keep your laws off our

be let go. So keep your
laws off our bodies.

So keep your laws
off our bodies.

Bodies. >> Thank you.

Thank you.
>> you'rE welcome.

Thank you. >> you'rE welcome.
Let's wrap this up.

Liv? >> Hello. Who
the fuck are you?

Hello. Who the fuck are you?
>> Sorry. My name is with.

Who the fuck are you? >> Sorry. My name
is with. I write for news corp, and I was

sorry. My name is with.
I write for news

corp, and I was on wall
street when you were

I write for news corp, and I was on
wall street when you were arrested.

On wall street when you were arrested.
>> Yeah, you want to interview

arrested. >> Yeah, you
want to interview me?

Yeah, you want to interview me?
>> Well, yes.

Me? >> Well, yes. I think
I'd like to do a piece

well, yes. I think I'd
like to do a piece on you.

I think I'd like to do a piece on you.
>> Well, how about this?

On you. >> Well, how about this?
Next time, you join us, and I

well, how about this? Next time, you
join us, and I will Grant you whatever

next time, you join us, and I will
Grant you whatever interview you like.

Will Grant you whatever interview you like.
>> Me topless?

Interview you like. >> Me topless?
I don't think so.

Me topless? I don't think so.
>> Why not?

I don't think so. >> Why not?
Looks like you got a nice pair

why not? Looks like you
got a nice pair under there.

Looks like you got a nice pair under there.
>> B-because I'm a journalist,

under there. >> B-because I'm a
journalist, not an activist.

B-because I'm a journalist, not an
activist. >> Do you have to be an activist

not an activist. >> Do you have to be an
activist to agree that it's bullshit that

do you have to be an
activist to agree that it's

bullshit that a man can
walk around shirtless

to agree that it's bullshit
that a man can walk

around shirtless on a
hot summer's day and a

a man can walk around
shirtless on a hot summer's

day and a woman will
get arrested for it?

On a hot summer's day
and a woman will get

arrested for it? >> I never
really thought about

woman will get arrested for it? >> I
never really thought about it like that.

I never really thought about it like
that. >> Well, how about you join us

it like that. >> Well, how about you
join us next time, and I will think

well, how about you join us next time, and
I will think about giving you an interview.

Next time, and I will
think about giving you

an interview. >> How
about you give me an

about giving you an interview.
>> How about you

give me an interview,
and I'll think about

how about you give me an interview,
and I'll think about joining you?

Interview, and I'll think about
joining you? >> I will win this game.

Joining you? >> I will win this game.
>> No, you won't.

I will win this game. >> No, you won't.
>> Yes, I will.

- No, you won't.
- >> Yes, I will.

Oh, good, you'rE home. Uh, I need two
rent checks, because right now they're on

uh, I need two rent
checks, because right now

they're on the verge
of shutting off our

because right now
they're on the verge of

shutting off our cable,
which means no Internet,

the verge of shutting off
our cable, which means

no Internet, no e-mail,
no hbo, no connection

cable, which means no
Internet, no e-mail, no hbo,

no connection to the
outside world whatsoever.

No e-mail, no hbo, no
connection to the outside

world whatsoever. >> I-I-I don't...
I don't get

to the outside world whatsoever.
>> I-I-I don't

I don't get paid till
Friday and I have like

I-I-I don't... I don't get paid till
Friday and I have like $88 to my name.

Paid till Friday and I have like $88 to
my name. Can you please pirate the Wi-Fi

$88 to my name. Can you please
pirate the Wi-Fi from next door?

Can you please pirate the Wi-Fi from
next door? I have to finish this, and I

from next door? I have to finish
this, and I will... yeah.

I have to finish this, and I will... yeah.
>> You want me to pirate the

will... yeah. >> You want
me to pirate the Wi-Fi?

You want me to pirate the Wi-Fi?
>> Yeah.

Wi-Fi? >> Yeah. >>
From next door?

Yeah. >> From next door?
>> Yeah.

From next door? >> Yeah. >> Mm-hmm.
Maybe you could get a

yeah. >> Mm-hmm. Maybe
you could get a second job?

Mm-hmm. Maybe you could
get a second job? >> A job?

Second job? >> A job? >> Yeah.

A job? >> Yeah. >> Really?
Like what?

Yeah. >> Really? Like what?
>> Waitressing, hosting,

really? Like what? >> Waitressing,
hosting, bartending, stripping.

Waitressing, hosting, bartending,
stripping. Stripping is a respectable...

Bartending, stripping. Stripping is a
respectable... it's an old profession.

Stripping is a respectable... it's an old
profession. >> First of all, there's

it's an old profession. >> First of all,
there's thousands of people in line for

first of all, there's thousands of
people in line for every job in the city.

Thousands of people in line for every job
in the city. And, secondly, concerning the

every job in the city.
And, secondly,

concerning the pole, I
can't even get naked in

and, secondly, concerning
the pole, I can't

even get naked in front
of people I'm attracted

pole, I can't even get
naked in front of people

I'm attracted to, let
alone random humans

front of people I'm attracted to, let
alone random humans throwing bills at me.

To, let alone random humans throwing
bills at me. >> I'm not the enemy here.

Throwing bills at me. >> I'm not the enemy
here. We're both in the same prison.

I'm not the enemy here. We're both in the
same prison. >> Okay, I'm not mad at you.

We're both in the same prison. >> Okay,
I'm not mad at you. I'm just... I'm done.

Okay, I'm not mad at you. I'm just...
I'm done. >> I feel like you are mad at

I'm just... I'm done.
>> I feel like you are

mad at me, 'cause
you'rE not using your

I feel like you are mad
at me, 'cause you'rE

not using your indoor
voice and now you'rE

me, 'cause you'rE not
using your indoor voice

and now you'rE saying,
"I'm done, I'm done, I'm

indoor voice and now
you'rE saying, "I'm done,

I'm done, I'm walking
away to the couch."

Saying, "I'm done, I'm done, I'm walking
away to the couch." You can storm off and

walking away to the couch." You can storm
off and dramatically sit on the other

you can storm off and dramatically
sit on the other side of the room.

Dramatically sit on the other
side of the room. That's fine.

Side of the room. That's fine.
I'll match you on this.

That's fine. I'll match you on this.
I'll just stare you down until

I'll match you on this. I'll just stare
you down until you give me your money.

I'll just stare you down until
you give me your money.

You give me your money. If
I don't sell this story, I

if I don't sell this story, I
promise, I'm Gonna sell my eggs,

if I don't sell this story,
I promise, I'm Gonna

sell my eggs, my plasma,
m-my blood, whatever

promise, I'm Gonna sell my eggs, my
plasma, m-my blood, whatever it takes.

My plasma, m-my blood,
whatever it takes. >> Yeah.

It takes. >> Yeah. >> I'm
Gonna get you the money,

yeah. >> I'm Gonna get
you the money, okay?

I'm Gonna get you
the money, okay?

Okay? >> All right,
um, so, I just...

All right, um, so, I just...

All right, um, so, I just...
I just want to get some basic

I just want to get some
basic facts out of the way.

I just want to get some basic
facts out of the way. >> Okay.

Facts out of the way. >> Okay.
Bring it on, reporter girl.

Okay. Bring it on, reporter girl.
>> Please say your name and age.

Bring it on, reporter girl. >> Please say
your name and age. >> Liv. 23 years young.

Please say your name and age. >> Liv.
23 years young. >> Where are you from?

Liv. 23 years young. >> Where are you
from? >> Chicago, but I've been here

where are you from? >> Chicago,
but I've been here since I was 17.

Chicago, but I've been here since
I was 17. >> Where do you live?

Since I was 17. >> Where do you live?
>> Right now, I'm squatting in

where do you live? >> Right now, I'm
squatting in a basement in red hook.

Right now, I'm squatting in a basement in
red hook. >> And what do your parents do?

A basement in red hook. >> And what do
your parents do? >> They are professional

and what do your parents do?
>> They are professional hippies.

They are professional hippies.
>> And do you have a job?

Hippies. >> And do you have a job?
>> Um, I volunteer at this

and do you have a job? >> Um, I volunteer
at this website called magic transistor.

Um, I volunteer at this website called
magic transistor. It's really cool.

Website called magic transistor.
It's really cool.

It's really cool.
Are you married?

Are you married? >>
Are you hitting on me?

Are you married? >> Are you
hitting on me? >> No, no.

Are you hitting on me? >> No, no.
I-I'm just trying to get, you

no, no. I-I'm just trying to
get, you know, the full picture.

I-I'm just trying to get, you know, the
full picture. What is your goal in going

know, the full picture. What is your
goal in going topless in public places?

What is your goal in going topless in
public places? >> To expose the double

topless in public places? >>
To expose the double standard.

To expose the double standard.
>> Can you explain to me the

standard. >> Can you explain
to me the double standard?

Can you explain to me the
double standard? >> Absolutely.

Double standard? >> Absolutely.
Um, what I can't get my head

absolutely. Um, what I can't get
my head around is that the nipple is

um, what I can't get my head around is that
the nipple is the first thing we seen when

around is that the nipple is the
first thing we seen when we're born.

The first thing we seen when we're born.
It nourishes us.

We're born. It nourishes us. And
then somehow, the symbol of

it nourishes us. And then somehow,
the symbol of life becomes illegal.

And then somehow, the
symbol of life becomes

illegal. I mean, my
own mother was kicked

life becomes illegal. I mean, my own mother
was kicked out of church for breastfeeding

I mean, my own mother was kicked out
of church for breastfeeding me.

Out of church for breastfeeding me.
And what's even more annoying is

me. And what's even more annoying
is that, while we're allowed to see

and what's even more annoying
is that, while we're

allowed to see murder
or violence and war on

that, while we're allowed
to see murder or

violence and war on every
channel, Janet Jackson's

murder or violence and
war on every channel,

Janet Jackson's nipple
slips and it becomes the

every channel, Janet
Jackson's nipple slips and

it becomes the fucking
crime of the century.

Nipple slips and it becomes
the fucking crime of

the century. Furthermore,
I'm trying to bring

fucking crime of the century. Furthermore,
I'm trying to bring about more responsible

furthermore, I'm trying to bring about
more responsible representations of female

about more responsible representations
of female nudity, because the only

representations of female nudity, because
the only representations that I see in

nudity, because the only
representations that

I see in mainstream
culture are Ones that

representations that I see
in mainstream culture

are Ones that are totally
hyper-sexualized and

mainstream culture are
Ones that are totally

hyper-sexualized and Ones
that make me question what

are totally hyper-sexualized
and Ones that make

me question what it means
to be a woman in modern

Ones that make me question what it
means to be a woman in modern society.

It means to be a woman in
modern society. >> Wow.

Society. >> Wow. How
many times have you been

wow. How many times
have you been arrested?

How many times have you been arrested?
>> No comment.

Arrested? >> No comment. >>
Why do you think you keep

no comment. >> Why do you think you
keep getting arrested for something

why do you think you keep getting arrested
for something that's legal in New York?

Getting arrested for something that's legal
in New York? >> Because cops are morons.

That's legal in New York?
>> Because cops are

morons. >> So, why do
you keep doing it?

Because cops are morons. >> So, why do you
keep doing it? >> It makes me feel good.

So, why do you keep doing it? >> It makes
me feel good. >> Why don't you get a lawyer

it makes me feel good. >> Why
don't you get a lawyer next time?

Why don't you get a lawyer next time?
>> Um, I've thought about it.

Next time? >> Um, I've thought about it.
Maybe you can be in charge of

um, I've thought about it.
Maybe you can be

in charge of that, since
you promised to join

maybe you can be in charge of that, since
you promised to join us next time.

That, since you promised to
join us next time. >> I did?

Us next time. >> I did?
>> Mm-hmm, you did.

I did? >> Mm-hmm, you did.

Mm-hmm, you did.
What if I don't?

What if I don't? >> I
will deny everything in

what if I don't? >> I will deny
everything in this interview.

I will deny everything
in this interview.

- This interview.
- >> I should not have to use an

I should not have to use an
NFL halftime show as a negative

I should not have to use
an NFL halftime show

as a negative example
to teach my children.

NFL halftime show as a negative
example to teach my children.

Example to teach my children.

Allowing tasteless super bowl

allowing tasteless super bowl
programming is a nationwide

allowing tasteless super
bowl programming is

a nationwide
entertainment-industry scandal.

I even had a photograph
of 50 men and women's

heads, and then one woman's
breast was showing.

Men and women's heads, and
then one woman's breast

was showing. They had a
problem with it, and

one woman's breast was showing.
They had a problem

with it, and I said,
"why don't you just blur

they had a problem with it, and I said,
"why don't you just blur it out?"

I said, "why don't you just blur it
out?" And they said, "oh, we don't

it out?" And they said, "oh, we don't
censor at the New York times."

And they said, "oh, we don't censor
at the New York times." >> Right.

Censor at the New York times." >> Right.
There were... you know, there

right. There were... you know,
there were young children.

There were... you know, there were young
children. >> There was a 6-year-old.

Were young children. >> There was a
6-year-old. >> What is the problem with

there was a 6-year-old. >>
What is the problem with people?

What is the problem with people?
And I know that's not the main

people? And I know that's
not the main issue here.

And I know that's not the main issue here.
The 6-year-old girl who died...

Issue here. The 6-year-old girl who
died... okay?... She died because she

the 6-year-old girl who died...
okay?... She

died because she was,
unfortunately, in the same

okay?... She died
because she was,

unfortunately, in the
same spot as a lunatic.

Was, unfortunately, in the same spot as a
lunatic. >> Yeah, but she would have been

spot as a lunatic. >> Yeah, but she
would have been at home asleep.

Yeah, but she would have been at
home asleep. >> At home asleep, at home

at home asleep. >> At home asleep,
at home playing board games.

At home asleep, at home playing board
games. It's not about what time it was

playing board games. It's not about
what time it was and where she was at.

It's not about what time it was and where
she was at. "Batman" is a scary movie.

- And where she was at.
- "Batman" is a scary movie.

"Batman" is a scary movie.

[ DISTANCE ]

¶ It's okay to get away...
¶ >> if you'rE in

this to change the world,
you'rE in the wrong

if you'rE in this to change the
world, you'rE in the wrong business.

The world, you'rE in the wrong business.
We have a dozen interns who can

business. We have a dozen interns who
can write more palatable stories for

we have a dozen interns
who can write more

palatable stories for college
credit and who would

write more palatable stories for college
credit and who would love to have your job.

College credit and who would love to have
your job. In fact, clear out your desk.

Love to have your job. In fact, clear out
your desk. you'rE just not working out

in fact, clear out your desk.
You'rE just not working out here.

You'rE just not working out here.
>> ¶ ...Can't explain ¶

here. >> ¶ ...Can't explain ¶
¶ all I see is all I see the

¶ ...can't explain ¶ ¶ all
I see is all I see the same ¶

¶ this is the way to "I'll not find
it" ¶ ¶ I haven't found any reason ¶

find it" ¶ ¶ I haven't found any
reason ¶ ¶ till I meet the dawn ¶

¶ I haven't found any reason
¶ ¶ till I meet the dawn ¶

Liv, it's with. Um, call me back.
I'm on my way to you right now.

Um, call me back. I'm on my way
to you right now. Are you there?

¶ I saw the case ¶ >> Liv?
It's with. Call me back.

Liv? It's with. Call me back.
I'm on my way to you right now.

Call me back. I'm on my way to you
right now. >> Hey. Ooh, sorry.

I'm on my way to you right now. >> Hey.
Ooh, sorry. >> I've been texting you for

hey. Ooh, sorry. >> I've
been texting you for hours.

I've been texting you for hours.
Did you lose your phone again?

Hours. Did you lose your phone again?
>> No, I live in a bomb

did you lose your phone again?
>> No, I live

in a bomb shelter and
have an eighth of

no, I live in a bomb shelter and
have an eighth of a bar of reception.

Shelter and have an eighth
of a bar of reception.

A bar of reception. >> What?

What? Okay,
you'rE freaking me out.

What? Okay, you'rE freaking me out.
Was there a terrorist attack?

Okay, you'rE freaking me out. Was there
a terrorist attack? Should we flee?

Was there a terrorist attack?
Should we flee?

Should we flee? I-I
couldn't sell the story.

I-I couldn't sell the story.
I-I-I called and I pleaded and I

I-I couldn't sell the story. I-I-I called
and I pleaded and I begged everyone I knew.

I-I-I called and I pleaded and I begged
everyone I knew. >> Who's everyone?

Begged everyone I knew. >> Who's everyone?
>> The post, the times,

who's everyone? >> The
post, the times, interview.

The post, the times, interview.
>> So, none of the paparazzi

interview. >> So, none of the paparazzi
that were there... none of Them

so, none of the paparazzi that were
there... none of Them printed anything?

That were there... none of
Them printed anything? >> No.

Printed anything? >> No.
>> Not even a blog?

No. >> Not even a blog?
>> I tried.

Not even a blog? >> I tried.

I tried. Liv, I
think if you want to

Liv, I think if you want to
impact mass culture in America,

Liv, I think if you want
to impact mass culture

in America, you need
to take this to the

impact mass culture in America, you
need to take this to the next level.

You need to take this to the next level.
I think you need to go really

next level. I think you
need to go really big.

I think you need to go really big.
National publicity stunts,

big. National publicity stunts,
viral campaigns, armies of women

national publicity stunts, viral campaigns,
armies of women in every single city!

Viral campaigns, armies
of women in every

single city! I think you
need to make so much

in every single city! I think you need to
make so much noise that these policymakers

I think you need to
make so much noise that

these policymakers have
no other choice but to

noise that these policymakers have
no other choice but to listen.

Have no other choice but to listen.
>> With, I can't afford to eat

listen. >> With, I can't
afford to eat at a restaurant.

With, I can't afford to eat at a
restaurant. Where am I Gonna get the cash

at a restaurant. Where am I Gonna
get the cash for a revolution?

Where am I Gonna get the cash for a
revolution? >> We'll find the money.

For a revolution? >> We'll find the money.
We'll start a nonprofit.

We'll find the money. We'll start a
nonprofit. We're Gonna make it work!

We'll start a nonprofit. We're
Gonna make it work! >> We?

We're Gonna make it work! >> We?
What do you mean "we"?

We? What do you mean "we"?
What are you saying, snow white?

What do you mean "we"? What are you saying,
snow white? >> I'm saying, I just lost my

what are you saying, snow white?
>> I'm

saying, I just lost my
job over this article.

I'm saying, I just lost my job over this
article. I'm about to get evicted, and I

job over this article. I'm about to get
evicted, and I have nothing left to lose.

I'm about to get evicted,
and I have nothing

left to lose. >> You
honestly believe that we

have nothing left to lose. >> You honestly
believe that we can change the laws in this

you honestly believe that we can
change the laws in this country?

Can change the laws
in this country?

Country? Yeah.

Orson!

[ PLAYS ] >> Orson! Orson!

Orson! Orson! Orson!

Orson! Orson! Orson!

- Orson!
- >> What's that on your head?

What's that on your head?
>> Check for fuckin' $5,000.

What's that on your head? >> Check for
fuckin' $5,000. >> Why'd you put it on your

check for fuckin' $5,000. >>
Why'd you put it on your head?

Why'd you put it on your head?
That's a dumb place to put a

head? That's a dumb
place to put a check.

That's a dumb place to put a check.
>> Yeah.

Check. >> Yeah. Let's
go pig out, like now.

Yeah. Let's go pig out, like now.
>> Okay. Yeah, I'm down.

Let's go pig out, like now. >> Okay. Yeah,
I'm down. >> How much of that did you see?

Okay. Yeah, I'm down. >> How much of that
did you see? Like, all of that, or just the

how much of that did you see? Like,
all of that, or just the end part?

Like, all of that, or
just the end part?

Do you honestly believe that we
can change the laws in this country?

We can change the laws in this country?
Do you want to hear a quote that

country? Do you want to hear a quote
that sums up my entire theory of

do you want to hear a quote that
sums up my entire theory of life?

Sums up my entire theory of life?
>> Okay.

Life? >> Okay. >> "First,
they ignore you,

okay. >> "First, they ignore
you, then they laugh at you,

"first, they ignore you, then they
laugh at you, then they fight you,

then they laugh at you, then they
fight you, and then you win."

Then they fight you, and then
you win." >> Who said that?

And then you win." >> Who said that?
>> Mahatma Gandhi.

Who said that? >> Mahatma Gandhi.
>> It's very optimistic.

Mahatma Gandhi. >> It's
very optimistic. >> Yeah.

We got money

I mean, money isn't really real.
If you think about it, it's

real. If you think about it, it's
like pretty colored paper and

if you think about it,
it's like pretty colored

paper and lots of
numbers in a computer.

Like pretty colored paper
and lots of numbers

in a computer. >> That's
the single dumbest

lots of numbers in a computer. >> That's
the single dumbest thing you've ever said.

That's the single dumbest
thing you've ever said.

Thing you've ever said.
>> Money is 100% real.

Money is 100% real.
>> Well...

Money is 100% real. >> Well...
>> It's the realest thing I

well... >> It's the
realest thing I know.

It's the realest thing I know.
>> This is real.

Know. >> This is real.
>> That's for me?

This is real. >> That's for me?
>> Mm-hmm.

That's for me? >> Mm-hmm.
>> You are such a good friend.

Mm-hmm. >> You are
such a good friend.

You are such a good friend.
For rent and cable and $500 for

for rent and cable and $500
for all the takeout you've been

for rent and cable and $500 for all
the takeout you've been buying.

All the takeout you've been buying.
>> Well, I'm not Gonna take

buying. >> Well, I'm not Gonna
take money for the takeout.

Well, I'm not Gonna take money for the
takeout. >> Why aren't you Gonna take

money for the takeout. >> Why aren't
you Gonna take money for the takeout?

Why aren't you Gonna take money for the
takeout? >> Because that's just me as a

money for the takeout? >> Because that's
just me as a friend buying you lunch or

because that's just me as a friend
buying you lunch or dinner, whatever.

Friend buying you lunch or dinner,
whatever. >> Just take it.

Dinner, whatever. >> Just take it.
>> I'm not, no, because... no.

Just take it. >> I'm not, no,
because... no. >> Just receive.

I'm not, no, because... no.
>> Just receive. >> Fine. Okay.

Just receive. >> Fine. Okay.
I'm not happy about it, and I'll

fine. Okay. I'm not happy about
it, and I'll hold this against you.

I'm not happy about it, and
I'll hold this against you.

- Hold this against you.
- >> oh, Jim black.

Oh, Jim black. >> Jim black?

Oh, Jim black. >> Jim black?
Who's that?

Jim black? Who's that?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Who's that? Inquiring minds want to know.
>> Yeah, yeah.

Inquiring minds want to know. >> Yeah,
yeah. It's this D.C. p.R. Guy that I

yeah, yeah. It's this D.C. p.R.
Guy that I worked with at the paper.

It's this D.C. p.R. Guy that I worked with
at the paper. Finally texted me back.

Worked with at the paper. Finally
texted me back. >> D.C. p.R. Guy?

Finally texted me back. >> D.C. p.R.
Guy? Yeah, what do you mean you'rE

D.C. p.R. Guy? Yeah, what do you
mean you'rE texting a D.C. p.R. Guy?

Yeah, what do you mean
you'rE texting a D.C.

p.R. Guy? >> I am
starting a full-scale

texting a D.C. p.R. Guy? >> I am starting
a full-scale cultural revolution.

I am starting a full-scale
cultural revolution. >> Seriously?

Cultural revolution. >> Seriously?
>> Yeah.

Seriously? >> Yeah.
And I need help.

Yeah. And I need help.
>> I...

And I need help. >> I... >>
and listen before you... and

I... >> and listen before you
and it involves a lot of women.

And listen before you...
and it involves a lot

of women. >> I might
be able to make time.

It involves a lot of women. >> I might
be able to make time. >> You...

I might be able to make time. >> You
>> how single are most of Them?

You... >> how single
are most of Them?

How single are most of Them?

So...

So... >> Hey.

So... >> Hey. >>
Remember when you said we

hey. >> Remember when you said
we should get a lawyer to come with

remember when you
said we should get a

lawyer to come with you
to your next topless

should get a lawyer to come with
you to your next topless protest?

You to your next topless protest?
>> Yeah. That was your idea.

Protest? >> Yeah. That was your idea.
>> Okay, well, I looked into

yeah. That was your idea. >> Okay, well,
I looked into it, and these lawyers who

okay, well, I looked into it, and these
lawyers who specialize in freedom of speech

it, and these lawyers who
specialize in freedom

of speech have agreed
to represent us in

specialize in freedom of speech have agreed
to represent us in New York and nationwide!

Have agreed to represent us in New York
and nationwide! >> oh, my god! Aah!

New York and nationwide! >> oh, my god!
Aah! Freeing nipples state by state!

Oh, my god! Aah! Freeing
nipples state by state! Amazing!

Freeing nipples state by state!
Amazing! >> One by one.

Amazing! >> One by one. >> So,
are you Gonna do it, too?

One by one. >> So, are you
Gonna do it, too? >> What?

So, are you Gonna do it, too?
>> What? >> Go topless.

What? >> Go topless.
>> oh, my god.

Go topless. >> oh, my god.
Sure. Maybe.

Oh, my god. Sure. Maybe.
Maybe, if I'm surrounded by

sure. Maybe. Maybe, if I'm surrounded
by other women, but that's not the

maybe, if I'm surrounded by other
women, but that's not the point, Liv.

Other women, but that's not the point, Liv.
>> Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry.

Point, Liv. >> Okay, okay. Sorry, sorry.
So, how much is this Gonna cost

okay, okay. Sorry, sorry. So,
how much is this Gonna cost us?

So, how much is this Gonna cost us?
>> $3,000 to put Them on

us? >> $3,000 to put Them on
retainer, which is a deal,

$3,000 to put Them on retainer,
which is a deal, believe me.

Retainer, which is a deal, believe me.
>> But where are we Gonna get

believe me. >> But where are
we Gonna get that money?

But where are we Gonna get that money?
>> ¶ dunh-dunh ¶

that money? >> ¶
dunh-dunh ¶ wshh!

¶ Dunh-dunh ¶ wshh!
>> What is that?

Wshh! >> What is that? >>
Severance check from the

what is that? >> Severance
check from the paper... $5,000.

Severance check from the paper...
$5,000. Consider me your first investor.

Paper... $5,000. Consider me your
first investor. >> Whoo-ooh!

Consider me your first investor.
>> Whoo-ooh!

Whoo-ooh! >> Okay.

Okay.

Okay. >> Thank you, with.

Thank you, with.
>> you'rE welcome.

- Thank you, with.
- >> you'rE welcome.

- You'rE welcome.
- Oh, wow! Uh...

oh, wow! Uh... >> Uh,
do you have any issues

oh, wow! Uh... >> Uh, do you have any
issues with being topless in public

uh, do you have any issues with
being topless in public places?

With being topless
in public places?

Places? >> I made a
resolution this year

I made a resolution this year
to try more new, scary things.

- I made a resolution this year to try
more new, scary things. - So, that sounds

- to try more new, scary things.
- So, that sounds really scary.

So, that sounds really scary.
Yeah.

Really scary. Yeah. >> It
says that you have special

yeah. >> It says that you
have special skills.

It says that you have special skills.
>> Yeah, um, I know final cut,

skills. >> Yeah, um, I know final
cut, excel, Photoshop, java, drupal.

Yeah, um, I know final
cut, excel, Photoshop,

java, drupal. And my
grandmother was a

excel, Photoshop, java, drupal. And
my grandmother was a black panther.

And my grandmother was a black panther.
>> That's so cool.

Black panther. >> That's so cool.
>> I read "Malcolm X."

That's so cool. >> I read
"Malcolm X." >> The description says

I read "Malcolm X." >> The description
says "campaign experience, film and

the description says "campaign experience,
film and editing skills wanted, uh, must

"campaign experience,
film and editing skills

wanted, uh, must be
comfortable with public

editing skills wanted, uh, must be
comfortable with public nudity."

Be comfortable with
public nudity."

Nudity."

Um, can I be arrested?

Um, can I be arrested?
>> Yeah.

Um, can I be arrested? >> Yeah.
>> Where do you stand on

yeah. >> Where do
you stand on pasties?

Where do you stand on pasties?
>> Do you have any objections to

pasties? >> Do you have any
objections to going undercover inside

do you have any objections
to going undercover

inside government
organizations to free

going undercover inside
government organizations

to free this country
from oppression and

government organizations to free this
country from oppression and censorship?

This country from oppression
and censorship? >> Fuck yeah.

Censorship? >> Fuck yeah.
>> Do you have any issues

fuck yeah. >> Do you have any
issues getting topless in public

do you have any issues getting
topless in public places?

Getting topless in public places?
>> Thank you. That's great.

Places? >> Thank you. That's great.
>> Thank you.

Thank you. That's great. >> Thank you.
>> Um, you guys are both

thank you. >> Um, you
guys are both filmmakers.

Um, you guys are both filmmakers.
Oh, I... I'm sorry.

Filmmakers. oh, I... I'm sorry.
I-I didn't know you guys didn't

oh, I... I'm sorry. I-I didn't know you
guys didn't speak English, but that's great

I-I didn't know you guys
didn't speak English,

but that's great that
you guys are here.

Speak English, but that's
great that you guys

are here. >> I mean,
I guess I would have

that you guys are here. >> I mean, I guess
I would have to tell my husband about it.

I mean, I guess I would have to tell
my husband about it. >> My tits are in.

To tell my husband about it. >> My
tits are in. >> I'm free tomorrow.

My tits are in. >> I'm free tomorrow.
>> That's great.

I'm free tomorrow.
>> That's great.

That's great. Great.

Great.

What's going on? Are we fucked?
>> It's working.

Are we fucked? >> It's working.
>> Officers, excuse me.

It's working. >> Officers, excuse me.
>> What's going on here?

Officers, excuse me. >> What's going
on here? >> These women are my clients,

what's going on here? >> These women are
my clients, and we have legal permits for

these women are my clients, and we have
legal permits for this demonstration.

And we have legal permits for this
demonstration. Now, according to statute

this demonstration. Now, according to
statute 245.01, the court of appeals of

now, according to statute 245.01, the court
of appeals of New York has ruled that the

245.01, the court of
appeals of New York has

ruled that the exposure
of a bare female breast

New York has ruled
that the exposure of a

bare female breast
violates no exposure laws.

Exposure of a bare female
breast violates no

exposure laws. And so,
on behalf of my clients

violates no exposure laws.
And so, on behalf

of my clients for the
violation of this

and so, on behalf of my
clients for the violation

of this statute, I'm
officially issuing

for the violation of this
statute, I'm officially

issuing you a lawsuit
for their wrongful

statute, I'm officially
issuing you a lawsuit

for their wrongful
arrest on wall street,

you a lawsuit for their wrongful arrest
on wall street, September 15, 2012.

Arrest on wall street,
September 15, 2012.

Suing Them for $10 million, hmm?

Suing Them for $10 million, hmm?
>> I mean, it was just a p.R.

Hmm? >> I mean, it was just a p.R.
Stunt.

I mean, it was just a p.R. Stunt.
It'll probably get thrown out.

Stunt. It'll probably get thrown out.
Our lawyers thought it would

it'll probably get thrown out.
Our lawyers thought

it would lure the press
into covering it.

Our lawyers thought it would lure the press
into covering it. >> Should've called me.

Lure the press into covering it. >>
Should've called me. >> What do you mean?

Should've called me. >> What do you
mean? >> oh, you know I would have

what do you mean? >> oh, you know
I would have leaked it to reuters.

Oh, you know I would have leaked it to
reuters. In seconds, you could've been

leaked it to reuters. In seconds, you
could've been out to 150 countries in 60

in seconds, you could've been out
to 150 countries in 60 languages.

Out to 150 countries in 60 languages.
I think you are tapping into the

languages. I think you are tapping
into the first, and probably most

I think you are tapping into the first, and
probably most important amendment to the

first, and probably most
important amendment

to the constitution...
freedom of

important amendment to the constitution...
Freedom of religion, freedom of speech,

constitution... freedom of religion,
freedom of speech, press, assembly.

Religion, freedom of speech, press,
assembly. Do you know that we are 37th in

press, assembly. Do you know that we
are 37th in the press freedom index?

Do you know that we are 37th in the press
freedom index? There are other 36 countries

the press freedom index? There are other 36
countries that have a freer press than we

there are other 36 countries that
have a freer press than we do... 36.

That have a freer press than we do... 36.
>> Who's the worst? North Korea?

Do... 36. >> Who's the worst?
North Korea? >> Eritrea.

Who's the worst? North Korea? >>
Eritrea. It's a little tiny country in

Eritrea. It's a little tiny country
in east Africa near the red sea.

It's a little tiny country in east
Africa near the red sea. >> Jim?

East Africa near the red sea. >> Jim?
I know that you'rE... that

Jim? I know that you'rE... that
you'rE crazy busy, but we need

I know that you'rE...
that you'rE crazy busy,

but we need somebody
who knows this world,

you'rE crazy busy, but we need somebody who
knows this world, somebody that can help us

somebody who knows this world, somebody
that can help us connect the dots.

Somebody that can help us connect the dots.
We need a consigliere, a Yoda.

Connect the dots. We need a
consigliere, a Yoda. >> A Yoda?

We need a consigliere, a Yoda. >> A Yoda?
That's some big shoes to fill.

A Yoda? That's some big
shoes to fill. >> Yeah.

That's some big shoes to fill. >> Yeah.
>> I just don't know how this is

yeah. >> I just don't know how this
is Gonna sit in the big bad world.

I just don't know how this is Gonna
sit in the big bad world. >> Yeah.

Gonna sit in the big bad world.
>> Yeah. >> How's the paper?

Yeah. >> How's the paper?
>> oh, I'm done working for

how's the paper? >> oh, I'm
done working for dinosaurs.

Oh, I'm done working for dinosaurs.
>> You quit.

Dinosaurs. >> You quit.
>> No, I got fired.

You quit. >> No, I got fired.
>> oh.

No, I got fired.
>> oh. Fuck 'em.

Oh. Fuck 'em. Okay,
with, here's what I can

fuck 'em. Okay, with,
here's what I can do.

Okay, with, here's what I can do.
Let me percolate on it.

Do. Let me percolate on it. I-if
something sifts to the top,

let me percolate on it. I-if something
sifts to the top, I'll give you a buzz.

I-if something sifts to the top,
I'll give you a buzz. Okay?

- I'll give you a buzz.
- Okay?

Okay?

He's percolating. >> Define "percolating."
>> I mean, his schedule's nuts,

define "percolating."
>> I mean, his

schedule's nuts, but
he's Gonna make it work.

I mean, his schedule's nuts, but he's Gonna
make it work. >> oh, my god, this is huge.

But he's Gonna make it work. >> oh,
my god, this is huge. We're in!

Oh, my god, this is huge.
We're in! >> Yeah!

We're in! >> Yeah! >> What
are you... what are you

yeah! >> What are you
what are you coloring?

What are you... what are you coloring?
>> I'm color-coding the states

coloring? >> I'm color-coding the
states that women can legally be

I'm color-coding the states that
women can legally be topless in.

That women can legally be topless in.
>> How many states in America is

topless in. >> How many states in
America is the nipple actually legal?

How many states in America is
the nipple actually legal? >> 12.

All right, nips.
This is our hit list.

This is our hit list. >> Whoa.
What am I looking at?

Whoa. What am I looking at?
>> Well, it's a list of 32 good

well, it's a list of 32 good and bad
guys that we're targeting as of now.

And bad guys that we're targeting
as of now. >> Madonna?

Targeting as of now. >> Madonna?
Lady gaga?

Madonna? Lady gaga?
Katie Couric?

Lady gaga? Katie Couric?
>> For a campaign of this

Katie Couric? >> For a campaign of
this magnitude, we're Gonna need to

for a campaign of this
magnitude, we're Gonna

need to form a coalition
of like-minded

magnitude, we're Gonna
need to form a coalition

of like-minded organizations
and reach out to

form a coalition of
like-minded organizations

and reach out to
high-profile people who will

organizations and reach
out to high-profile

people who will champion
our cause in the media.

High-profile people who
will champion our cause

in the media. >> How do
you expect us to just

champion our cause in the media.
>> How do you

expect us to just reach
out to these huge iconic

how do you expect us to just reach
out to these huge iconic names?

Reach out to these huge iconic names?
>> Easy.

Names? >> Easy. We just
call their handlers,

easy. We just call their handlers,
their humans, and say, "hey, we

we just call their handlers,
their humans, and

say, "hey, we are on the
front lines, fighting

their humans, and say, "hey, we are on the
front lines, fighting for your freedom.

Are on the front lines, fighting for
your freedom. You don't want to give us

for your freedom. You don't want to
give us 10 minutes of your client's

you don't want to give us 10
minutes of your client's time?

10 minutes of your client's time?
Then let Karma fall where it

time? Then let Karma
fall where it may."

Then let Karma fall where it may."
>> That's a really nice theory,

may." >> That's a really nice theory,
but back here on earth, what

that's a really nice
theory, but back here on

earth, what makes you
think these people are

but back here on earth,
what makes you think

these people are even
Gonna talk to us?

Makes you think these people are even Gonna
talk to us? >> Cali, everyone in the world

even Gonna talk to us? >> Cali, everyone
in the world is hungry for something real.

Cali, everyone in the world is hungry for
something real. Our currency is meaning.

Is hungry for something real. Our currency
is meaning. >> you'rE joking, right?

Our currency is meaning. >> you'rE
joking, right? >> No, I'm not joking.

You'rE joking, right? >> No, I'm not
joking. I mean, even icons... icons who

no, I'm not joking. I mean, even icons...
Icons who have everything in the world...

I mean, even icons...
icons who have everything

in the world... at the
end of the day, they

have everything in the world... at the end
of the day, they realize all they have is

at the end of the day, they realize
all they have is themselves.

Realize all they have is themselves.
They want meaning in their

themselves. They want
meaning in their lives.

They want meaning in their lives.
It's the only thing that they

lives. It's the only thing that
they can't buy, but we can give it

it's the only thing that they can't
buy, but we can give it to Them.

Can't buy, but we can
give it to Them.

- To Them.
- >> Hey, we have that meeting.

Hey, we have that meeting.
>> What meeting?

Hey, we have that meeting. >> What
meeting? >> Uh, that meeting with the

what meeting? >> Uh, that
meeting with the investors.

Uh, that meeting with
the investors. >> oh.

Investors. >> oh. oh,
with the investor, yeah.

Oh. oh, with the investor, yeah.
Okay, great.

Oh, with the investor, yeah. Okay, great.
So, I'll see you guys later.

Okay, great. So, I'll see you guys later.
>> See you guys.

So, I'll see you guys later. >> See
you guys. >> What do you think?

See you guys. >> What do you think?
>> Maybe I'll take, like...

What do you think? >> Maybe I'll take,
like... >> That girl is a button-pusher.

Maybe I'll take, like... >> That girl
is a button-pusher. >> It's not her.

That girl is a button-pusher. >>
It's not her. It's her programming.

It's not her. It's her programming.
She just needs a new operating

it's her programming. She just
needs a new operating system.

She just needs a new operating system.
>> She's a contradictarian.

System. >> She's a contradictarian.
>> She's working her ass off for

she's a contradictarian. >> She's
working her ass off for free.

She's working her ass off for free.
>> Whatev.

Free. >> Whatev. She cannot
be talking to us like

whatev. She cannot be talking to
us like that in front of the peeps.

She cannot be talking to us like
that in front of the peeps. >> Okay.

That in front of the peeps.
>> Okay. >> Rooftop?

Okay. >> Rooftop? >> Rooftop.
Let's go.

- Rooftop? - >> Rooftop.
Let's go.

- Rooftop. Let's go. - >>
¶ just now, you took away my

¶ just now, you
took away my breath ¶

¶ just now, you took away my
breath ¶ ¶ I can't feel the wind ¶

breath ¶ ¶ I can't feel
the wind ¶ ¶ I'll learn ¶

¶ I can't feel the
wind ¶ ¶ I'll learn ¶

¶ I'll learn ¶ >> ¶ I'll learn ¶

¶ I'll learn ¶ >> "a
dream you dream alone is

¶ I'll learn ¶ >> "a dream you
dream alone is only a dream.

"A dream you dream alone is only a
dream. A dream you dream together is a

only a dream. A dream you
dream together is a reality."

A dream you dream together is a
reality." >> Did you just make that up?

Reality." >> Did you just make that up?
>> Nah, it's John Lennon.

Did you just make that up?
>> Nah, it's John

Lennon. >> Do you
realize you quote some

nah, it's John Lennon. >> Do you realize
you quote some genius at least twice a day?

Do you realize you quote some genius
at least twice a day? >> I'm sorry.

Genius at least twice a day? >> I'm sorry.
I just love quotes.

I'm sorry. I just love quotes.
I love their timelessness.

I just love quotes. I love their
timelessness. I love how they can lift

I love their timelessness. I love how
they can lift people's minds, you know?

I love how they can lift people's minds,
you know? >> So, we're not firing her?

People's minds, you know? >> So,
we're not firing her? >> No.

- So, we're not firing her?
- >> No.

- No. - >> ¶
when you'rE near ¶

¶ when you'rE near ¶ ¶
there's something you do to

¶ when you'rE near ¶ ¶ there's
something you do to me ¶

¶ there's something you do
to me ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm ¶

me ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm ¶ >>
why are you still wearing a

¶ mmm, mmm, mmm ¶ >> why are
you still wearing a bra?

Why are you still wearing a bra?
>> I don't know.

Bra? >> I don't know.
People might see.

I don't know. People might see.
>> Who cares if people see?

People might see. >> Who cares
if people see? That's the point.

Who cares if people see?
That's the point. >> Whatever.

That's the point. >> Whatever.
Just stay there.

Whatever. Just stay there.
>> With, isn't the point that

just stay there. >> With, isn't
the point that people see?

With, isn't the
point that people see?

People see? I...

I...

I... that speaks volumes.

That speaks volumes.

That speaks volumes.
>> Drop the bra.

Drop the bra.
Free your mind.

Drop the bra. Free your mind.
>> Drop the bra.

Free your mind. >> Drop the bra.
>> Just like that?

Drop the bra. >> Just like that?
>> Just like that!

Just like that? >> Just like that!
>> All right.

Just like that! >> All right.
All right.

All right. All right.
>> Whoo!

All right. >> Whoo! >> Whoo!

Whoo! >> Whoo! >> Whoo-ooh!

Whoo! >> Whoo-ooh!
>> Whoo-oo!

Whoo-ooh! >> Whoo-oo!
Whoo-oo-oo!

Whoo-oo! Whoo-oo-oo! >>
You know, I appreciate your

whoo-oo-oo! >> You know, I appreciate
your optimism, but you do realize

you know, I appreciate your optimism, but
you do realize that societies and religions

optimism, but you do
realize that societies

and religions have been
oppressing women for

that societies and religions have been
oppressing women for countless millennia.

Have been oppressing women for countless
millennia. This is not going to change

countless millennia. This is
not going to change overnight.

This is not going to change overnight.
Hope you know that.

Overnight. Hope you know that.
>> Yeah, but you know what?

Hope you know that. >> Yeah, but you know
what? You have to remember that humans

yeah, but you know what?
You have to remember

that humans and animals
and even bugs, at

you have to remember that
humans and animals and

even bugs, at a deep DNA
level, they want to

and animals and even bugs, at a deep
DNA level, they want to be free.

A deep DNA level, they want to be free.
>> I'm just merely curious as to

be free. >> I'm just merely curious
as to why you think that you... we...

I'm just merely curious
as to why you think

that you... we... can
change something that has

why you think that you...
we... can change

something that has never
been able to have been

can change something
that has never been able

to have been changed in
the history of ever.

Never been able to have been changed in
the history of ever. Why us? Why now?

Changed in the history of ever. Why us?
Why now? What makes us so unique?

Why us? Why now? What makes us so unique?
>> We live in a technological

what makes us so unique?
>> We live in a

technological age of
social media, where one

we live in a technological
age of social

media, where one idea can
reach more people in

age of social media,
where one idea can reach

more people in one week
than Jesus, Buddha, or

idea can reach more people in one week than
Jesus, Buddha, or Moses can reach in over

one week than Jesus, Buddha, or Moses
can reach in over thousands of years.

Moses can reach in over thousands of years.
>> Thank you.

Thousands of years. >> Thank you.
>> Let's be careful of comparing

thank you. >> Let's be careful of
comparing ourselves to Buddha and Jesus,

let's be careful of comparing
ourselves to Buddha and Jesus, okay?

Ourselves to Buddha and Jesus, okay?
Besides, that's all relative.

Okay? Besides, that's all relative.
There are way more people on

besides, that's all relative.
There are way

more people on this earth
now than there were

there are way more people on this earth
now than there were 5,000 years ago.

This earth now than there were 5,000 years
ago. >> Yeah, but at the rate you can

5,000 years ago. >> Yeah, but at the rate
you can reach people overnight is in the

yeah, but at the rate you can reach
people overnight is in the millions.

Reach people overnight is in the millions.
I mean, look what happened in

millions. I mean, look
what happened in Egypt.

I mean, look what happened in Egypt.
That started with one guy and

Egypt. That started with one
guy and one Facebook page.

That started with one guy and one Facebook
page. >> I'm not sure how accurate

one Facebook page. >> I'm not sure how
accurate that statement is, but, listen,

I'm not sure how accurate that statement
is, but, listen, in political movements,

that statement is, but,
listen, in political

movements, especially,
the lines between

in political movements,
especially, the lines

between delusion and
reality can become

especially, the lines between delusion
and reality can become very blurry.

Delusion and reality can become very
blurry. So how about I will stay

very blurry. So how about I will
stay realistic and you two stay

so how about I will stay realistic and
you two stay optimistic, and we meet

realistic and you two stay optimistic,
and we meet somewhere in the middle?

Optimistic, and we meet somewhere in
the middle? >> I fucking love this

somewhere in the middle? >> I
fucking love this ice cream.

I fucking love this ice cream.
>> I think the poster should

ice cream. >> I think the poster
should look like a piece of Elle's

I think the poster should look
like a piece of Elle's street art.

Look like a piece of Elle's street art.
>> I think I know someone who

street art. >> I think I
know someone who knows her.

I think I know someone who knows her.
Want any text on the poster?

Knows her. Want any text on the poster?
Tag line?

Want any text on the poster?
Tag line? Free the nipple.

Tag line? Free the nipple.
>> Right.

Free the nipple. >> Right.
"Free the nipple" it is, then.

Right. "Free the
nipple" it is, then.

"Free the nipple" it is, then.
>> Yeah!

Yeah!

- Yeah! - >> Dude,
we seriously need a

dude, we seriously need
a bigger place to work.

Dude, we seriously need a bigger
place to work. I mean, one bathroom?

Bigger place to work. I mean, one bathroom?
There's no workspaces.

I mean, one bathroom?
There's no workspaces.

It's like a mini big brother in

there's no workspaces. It's like
a mini big brother in here.

It's like a mini big brother in here.
>> I know, you'rE preaching to

here. >> I know, you'rE
preaching to the choir.

I know, you'rE preaching to the choir.
But what do you want me to do?

The choir. But what do you want me to do?
You want to go work outside?

But what do you want me to do?
You want to go

work outside? You want
to work on the roof?

You want to go work outside? You
want to work on the roof? What?

You want to work on the roof? What?
>> All right, you guys.

What? >> All right, you guys.
It's still under construction,

all right, you guys. It's still under
construction, but we needed a bigger space,

it's still under construction, but
we needed a bigger space, so...

But we needed a
bigger space, so...

So...

oh, my god. >> What do you guys think?
Things aren't really together

what do you guys think? Things
aren't really together yet...

Things aren't really together yet...
>> But we have it for free for

yet... >> But we have it for
free for as long as we want.

But we have it for free for
as long as we want. >> What?

As long as we want. >> What?
>> Too rustic, huh?

What? >> Too rustic, huh?
>> When can we move in?

Too rustic, huh? >> When
can we move in? >> Now.

When can we move in?
>> Now. >> Really?

Now. >> Really? >> Yeah.

- Really? - >> Yeah.

- Yeah. - >> Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo! >> We're
inside a pool!

The first film I make here was

the first film I make here was
word-for-word, scene-by-scene

film I make here
was word-for-word,

scene-by-scene remake of
a film I do in Europe.

Word-for-word, scene-by-scene
remake of a film I do in Europe.

- Remake of a film I do in Europe.
- But after we lock picture, mpaa

but after we lock
picture, mpaa destroy.

But after we lock picture, mpaa destroy.
They take out the nudity, drug,

destroy. They take out the nudity,
drug, you know, anything that was too

they take out the nudity, drug, you
know, anything that was too real.

You know, anything that was too real.
>> But w-why... why did you let

real. >> But w-why... why
did you let Them do that?

But w-why... why did you let Them
do that? >> You get nc-17 is, like,

Them do that? >> You get nc-17
is, like, pornography, right?

You get nc-17 is, like, pornography,
right? You know, theater don't release,

pornography, right? You know, theater
don't release, no DVD, no Walmart.

You know, theater don't release, no DVD, no
Walmart. >> I mean, honestly, I feel like

no DVD, no Walmart. >> I mean, honestly,
I feel like we're in a fucking communist

I mean, honestly, I feel like we're in
a fucking communist country right now.

We're in a fucking communist
country right now. >> you'rE not.

Country right now. >> you'rE not.
But, you know, growing up, you

you'rE not. But, you know, growing
up, you all the time hear America is

but, you know, growing up, you all the
time hear America is home of the free.

All the time hear America is home of the
free. But after I work here, I think

home of the free. But after I work
here, I think is more repressed than I

but after I work here, I think is
more repressed than I imagined.

Is more repressed than I imagined.
>> Excuse me, but we're ready

imagined. >> Excuse me,
but we're ready for you.

Excuse me, but we're ready for you.
>> Yes. I'm sorry.

For you. >> Yes. I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Yes. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Bert sends me a video.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Bert sends me a video.
Very good. I like.

Bert sends me a video. Very good.
I like. So, you need money?

Very good. I like. So, you need money?
>> oh, uh, yeah.

So, you need money? >> oh, uh, yeah.
Money would be great.

Oh, uh, yeah. Money would be great.
>> How much you need, and what

money would be great. >> How much you
need, and what you needs this for?

How much you need, and what you
needs this for? >> ¶ ooh ooh ¶

you needs this for? >> ¶ ooh ooh
¶ >> ¶ I want to be out... ¶

¶ ooh ooh ¶ >> ¶ I want to be out...
¶ >> here's what you'rE up

¶ I want to be out... ¶ >>
here's what you'rE up against.

Here's what you'rE up against.
In 1980, religious organizations

against. In 1980, religious organizations
mobilized and put Reagan in the

in 1980, religious organizations mobilized
and put Reagan in the white house.

Mobilized and put Reagan in the white
house. Basically, from that moment, the

white house. Basically, from that moment,
the Republicans made an alliance

basically, from that
moment, the Republicans

made an alliance with
the Christian right.

Republicans made an alliance with the
Christian right. And when puritans start

with the Christian right. And when puritans
start manipulating politicians and

and when puritans
start manipulating

politicians and hijacking
government, that's

manipulating politicians
and hijacking government,

that's when censorship
laws get weird.

Hijacking government,
that's when censorship

laws get weird.
Here's how it works.

When censorship laws get weird. Here's how
it works. Let's say there is a television

here's how it works. Let's say there is a
television show like "skins," where you

let's say there is a
television show like

"skins," where you have
teenagers having sex,

show like "skins," where you have teenagers
having sex, ingesting drugs, et cetera,

have teenagers having sex, ingesting
drugs, et cetera, et cetera.

Ingesting drugs, et cetera, et cetera.
>> I like that show.

Et cetera. >> I like that show.
>> Here's why it's no longer on

I like that show. >> Here's why
it's no longer on in the U.S.

Here's why it's no longer on in the U.S.
groups like the ptc rally their

in the U.S. groups like the ptc rally
their religious base to send e-mails

groups like the ptc rally
their religious base

to send e-mails and phone
calls to D.C., to the

religious base to send
e-mails and phone calls

to D.C., to the fcc,
to the press, to the

and phone calls to D.C.,
to the fcc, to the

press, to the networks,
and in "skins'" case,

fcc, to the press, to the networks,
and in "skins'" case, mtv.

Networks, and in "skins'" case, mtv.
The sponsors freak out.

Mtv. The sponsors freak out.
They pull their ads.

The sponsors freak out. They
pull their ads. Mtv freaks out.

They pull their ads. Mtv freaks out.
No more money?

Mtv freaks out. No more money?
Puritanical ideology, meet

no more money? Puritanical
ideology, meet commerce.

Puritanical ideology, meet commerce.
Show's off the air.

Commerce. Show's off the air.
>> But, Jim, how do we go up

show's off the air. >> But, Jim, how
do we go up against these huge goliath

but, Jim, how do we go up against
these huge goliath institutions?

Against these huge goliath institutions?
I mean, I just feel that we're

institutions? I mean, I just feel
that we're slightly outgunned here.

I mean, I just feel that we're
slightly outgunned here. >> O-okay.

Slightly outgunned here. >> O-okay.
First thing you have to

o-okay. First thing you have to
understand is, this is not about

first thing you have to understand
is, this is not about fighting.

Understand is, this is not about fighting.
>> I'm pretty sure she meant

fighting. >> I'm pretty sure
she meant metaphorically.

I'm pretty sure she meant metaphorically.
>> Metaphorically, literally,

metaphorically. >> Metaphorically,
literally, you got to forget about this

metaphorically, literally, you got
to forget about this idea of fighting.

You got to forget about this idea of
fighting. Whatever you fight grows

idea of fighting. Whatever
you fight grows stronger.

Whatever you fight grows stronger.
>> That's very zen of you, but

stronger. >> That's very zen of you,
but I'm asking how do we change the

that's very zen of you,
but I'm asking how

do we change the censorship
laws in America.

I'm asking how do we
change the censorship laws

in America. >> This is
not about politics.

Censorship laws in America.
>> This is not

about politics. This is
about the hearts and

this is not about politics. This is
about the hearts and minds of the people.

This is about the hearts and minds of the
people. You want to shake things up?

Minds of the people. You want to shake
things up? Take a page out of the

you want to shake things up? Take a
page out of the Christian right's book.

Take a page out of the Christian right's
book. Use the same tactics they employ

Christian right's book. Use the same
tactics they employ on your cause.

Use the same tactics they employ on
your cause. We're a product of this

on your cause. We're a product of
this puritanical culture, but let me

we're a product of this puritanical
culture, but let me ask you this.

Puritanical culture, but let me ask you
this. Who do you think runs the world?

Ask you this. Who do you think
runs the world? >> The 1%.

Who do you think runs the world?
>> The 1%. >> No.

The 1%. >> No.
>> The illuminati.

No. >> The illuminati. >> No.

The illuminati. >> No.
>> You do... the people.

No. >> You do... the people.
When the masses align...

You do... the people. When the masses
align... Rome falls, Egypt falls,

when the masses align... Rome falls,
Egypt falls, it all falls down.

Rome falls, Egypt falls, it all falls down.
>> In theory, but...

It all falls down. >> In theory,
but... >> no, not in theory!

In theory, but... >> no, not in theory!
In real time.

No, not in theory! In real time.
What do you think all those

in real time. What do you think all
those little religious groups across

what do you think all
those little religious

groups across the great
unwashed are made of?

Little religious groups across the great
unwashed are made of? A bunch of people.

The great unwashed are made of? A
bunch of people. What you need is a

a bunch of people. What you need is
a state-of-the-art campaign that

what you need is a
state-of-the-art campaign

that will be the
butterfly wing that

state-of-the-art campaign
that will be the

butterfly wing that will
trigger the Tsunami of

will be the butterfly
wing that will trigger

the Tsunami of signatures
to petitions you

will trigger the Tsunami of signatures
to petitions you drive to Washington via

signatures to petitions you drive
to Washington via social media.

Drive to Washington via social media.
When you reach your critical

social media. When you reach your
critical mass, I'll take care of the

when you reach your
critical mass, I'll take

care of the press...
CNN, fox, the BBC.

Mass, I'll take care of the press...
CNN, fox,

the BBC. I'll make a
few phone calls, and

press... CNN, fox, the BBC. I'll make a few
phone calls, and suddenly, the great media

I'll make a few phone
calls, and suddenly, the

great media monster's
eyes will turn towards

suddenly, the great media monster's
eyes will turn towards you...

Monster's eyes will turn towards you...
For 15 minutes...

You... for 15 minutes...
Maybe 15 seconds.

For 15 minutes... maybe 15 seconds.
In that moment, what are you

maybe 15 seconds. In that
moment, what are you Gonna say?

In that moment, what are you Gonna say?
>> We researched the name

Gonna say? >> We researched the
name "topless warriors," and it's

we researched the name "topless warriors,"
and it's already being taken by some

"topless warriors," and it's already
being taken by some group in Russia.

Already being taken by some
group in Russia. >> What?

Group in Russia. >> What?
You fucking my tits?

What? You fucking my tits?
>> Orson!

You fucking my tits? >> Orson!
>> Hey. What's up?

Orson! >> Hey. What's up?
>> Talk to me.

Hey. What's up? >> Talk to me.
Who are these girls?

Talk to me. Who are these girls?
>> Uh, these are femen.

Who are these girls? >> Uh, these are
femen. According to this site, they

uh, these are femen. According to this
site, they have over 300 members, and

according to this site,
they have over 300

members, and they've
protested issues ranging

have over 300 members,
and they've protested

issues ranging from
the plight of the

they've protested issues ranging from the
plight of the Ukrainian prostitute to the

from the plight of the Ukrainian prostitute
to the election of president putin.

Ukrainian prostitute to the election
of president putin. >> Wow.

Election of president putin. >> Wow.
These humans are hardcore.

Wow. These humans are hardcore.
>> How did they get so much

these humans are hardcore. >>
How did they get so much press?

How did they get so much press?
>> They're smart.

Press? >> They're smart.
They target high-profile

they're smart. They target high-profile
international events like davos

they target high-profile international
events like davos and elections.

International events like davos and
elections. They hit the Vatican. Wow.

And elections. They hit the Vatican.
Wow. >> We need to do that.

They hit the Vatican. Wow. >>
We need to do that. >> What?

We need to do that. >> What?
>> Storm high-profile landmarks

what? >> Storm high-profile landmarks
with thousands of topless women.

Storm high-profile landmarks
with thousands of

topless women. >> What's
the equivalent to the

with thousands of topless women. >> What's
the equivalent to the Vatican in America?

What's the equivalent to the Vatican
in America? >> St. Patrick's cathedral?

Vatican in America? >> St. Patrick's
cathedral? >> Probably the white house.

St. Patrick's cathedral? >> Probably the
white house. >> Yes! We need to invade D.C.

Probably the white house. >> Yes!
We need to invade D.C. >> uh, with?

Yes! We need to invade D.C. >> uh, with?
>> Can I talk to you just for a

uh, with? >> Can I talk
to you just for a second?

Can I talk to you just for a second?
>> Yeah.

Second? >> Yeah. We're
Gonna go get some food.

Yeah. We're Gonna go get some food.
Would you guys want anything?

We're Gonna go get some food. Would
you guys want anything? >> Yeah.

Would you guys want anything? >> Yeah.
Could you grab some dunkaroos?

Yeah. Could you grab some dunkaroos?
>> Dunkaroos. What's that?

Could you grab some dunkaroos?
>> Dunkaroos.

What's that? >> Those
little cookies that you

dunkaroos. What's that? >> Those
little cookies that you dip into milk.

Those little cookies that you dip
into milk. >> Cookie with the kangaroo.

Dip into milk. >> Cookie with the kangaroo.
>> They're shaped in a kangaroo,

cookie with the kangaroo.
>> They're shaped

in a kangaroo, and you
drop Them into the...

they're shaped in a
kangaroo, and you drop Them

into the... >> the
kangaroo jumps into the

and you drop Them into the... >>
the kangaroo jumps into the cream.

The kangaroo jumps into the cream.
>> They're like little, um...

Cream. >> They're like little, um...
>> They're...

they're like little, um... >>
They're... >> I know what they are.

They're... >> I know what they are.
Come on.

I know what they are.
Come on. >> Okay.

Come on. >> Okay. >> Get
whatever varieties they

okay. >> Get whatever varieties
they have... chocolate and vanilla.

Get whatever varieties they have...
chocolate

and vanilla. >> And some...
some string

have... chocolate and vanilla. >>
And some... some string cheese.

And some... some string cheese.
>> We should try to get in touch

cheese. >> We should try to get in
touch with that porn star that's in

we should try to get in touch with
that porn star that's in parliament, too.

What's up? >> Nothing.
>> Come on.

Nothing. >> Come on. >>
Well, we have a problem.

Come on. >> Well, we have a problem.
>> Yeah?

Well, we have a problem. >> Yeah?
>> Roz, tell her.

Yeah? >> Roz, tell her.
>> What is it?

Roz, tell her. >> What is it?
>> I-I ran the numbers on the

what is it? >> I-I ran the numbers
on the invoices and the receipts, and

I-I ran the numbers on the invoices and
the receipts, and as of now, we're down to

invoices and the receipts, and as
of now, we're down to $397.21.

As of now, we're down to $397.21.
And, girls, if we're seriously

$397.21. And, girls, if we're seriously
planning on producing a campaign

and, girls, if we're seriously
planning on producing

a campaign with thousands
of women in D.C.,

planning on producing a
campaign with thousands

of women in D.C., we're
going to need real money,

with thousands of women
in D.C., we're going to

need real money, or this
whole thing is going to

we're going to need real money, or this
whole thing is going to fall apart.

Or this whole thing is going
to fall apart. >> Okay.

Fall apart. >> Okay. The
universe is not going to

okay. The universe is not going
to fall apart, chicken little.

The universe is not going to fall apart,
chicken little. The universe has a plan.

Fall apart, chicken little. The universe
has a plan. In quantum physics, they have

the universe has a plan.
In quantum physics,

they have proven that
space and time are

in quantum physics, they have proven
that space and time are illusions.

Proven that space and time are illusions.
So, if time doesn't really

illusions. So, if time doesn't really
exist, then the impact that we

so, if time doesn't
really exist, then the

impact that we are going
to make, we've already

exist, then the impact that we are
going to make, we've already made.

Are going to make, we've already made.
And everything that we are going

made. And everything that we are
going to do, we've already done.

And everything that we
are going to do, we've

already done. >> Liv,
I don't need the

to do, we've already done. >> Liv, I
don't need the Carl sagan explanation.

Liv, I don't need the Carl
sagan explanation. >> Exactly.

Carl sagan explanation. >> Exactly.
>> All I need to know is, do we

exactly. >> All I need to
know is, do we have money?

All I need to know is, do we have money?
Because, like, the wall... we're

have money? Because, like,
the wall... we're at it.

I-I... I have to start
looking for a job, seriously.

I have to start looking for a job,
seriously. I'm not even kidding anymore.

Job, seriously. I'm not even kidding
anymore. >> We're in the middle of a

I'm not even kidding anymore. >>
We're in the middle of a revolution.

We're in the middle of a revolution.
You can't get a job.

Revolution. You can't get a job.
>> I have to pay rent in four

you can't get a job. >> I have to pay rent
in four days, and my phone's about to

I have to pay rent in four days,
and my phone's about to get cut off.

Days, and my phone's about to get cut off.
>> With, you cannot afford the

get cut off. >> With, you cannot afford
the luxury of a negative thought

with, you cannot afford the luxury
of a negative thought right now.

Luxury of a negative thought right now.
>> We're out of money and we

right now. >> We're out of
money and we need a plan.

We're out of money and we need a plan.
>> Well, Cali had an idea, but,

need a plan. >> Well, Cali
had an idea, but, well...

Well, Cali had an idea, but, well...
>> But what?

Well... >> But what? >>
All right, well, you know

but what? >> All right, well, you
know those websites where you can

all right, well, you know
those websites where

you can upload a video
to get people to

those websites where you
can upload a video to

get people to care about
your cause, and they

upload a video to get people to care about
your cause, and they can donate to you?

Care about your cause, and they can
donate to you?... Yeah, like kickstarter.

Can donate to you?... Yeah, like
kickstarter. >> Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, like kickstarter. >> Yeah,
exactly. Well, we could make a viral

yeah, exactly. Well, we could make a
viral video right now if we wanted to.

Well, we could make a viral video right
now if we wanted to. We've got iPhones.

Video right now if we wanted to. We've
got iPhones. >> And shoot what?

We've got iPhones. >> And shoot what?
>> All right, heads, I run

and shoot what? >> All right, heads,
I run topless through Times Square and

all right, heads, I run topless
through Times Square and you film.

Topless through Times Square and you film.
Tails, you run topless through

you film. Tails, you run topless
through Times Square and I film you.

Tails, you run topless through times
square and I film you. >> No. No. No!

Times Square and I film you. >> No. No.
No! I mean, in front of you is one

no. No. No! I mean, in front of you
is one thing, but in front of complete

I mean, in front of you is
one thing, but in front

of complete strangers,
I mean, that's in my

thing, but in front of
complete strangers, I mean,

that's in my top 10
worst fears ever, right

strangers, I mean, that's
in my top 10 worst

fears ever, right next
to being buried alive.

Top 10 worst fears ever, right
next to being buried alive. >> No.

Next to being buried alive.
>> No. >> No, what?

No. >> No, what? >> No!

No, what? >> No! You
know, you can't be halfway

no! You know, you can't
be halfway pregnant.

You know, you can't be halfway pregnant.
You can't be half-committed

pregnant. You can't be
half-committed either.

You can't be half-committed either.
What's it Gonna be, yes or no?

All right! Flip
the fucking coin!

Flip the fucking coin!

¶ Free the nipple
if you dare to ¶

to ¶ ¶ life is all too short ¶

¶ life is all too short ¶ ¶
gather 'round the gallant

¶ gather 'round the
gallant baby ¶

baby ¶ ¶ you know
that you should ¶

¶ you know that you should ¶ ¶
free the nipple, everyone who

¶ free the nipple,
everyone who keeps an

open door ¶ ¶ they are
free to lead you into

keeps an open door ¶ ¶ they are free
to lead you into their universe ¶

¶ they are free to lead
you into their universe ¶

their universe ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶

¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh oh ¶

¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh oh ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶

¶ oh oh ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh ¶

¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh ¶ ¶
and make it right ¶

¶ oh ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶

¶ and make it right ¶

hey.

Hey. This is the best bet ever.

Hey. This is the best bet ever.
Now I don't give a fuck.

This is the best bet ever. Now I don't
give a fuck. >> You don't give a fuck?

- Now I don't give a fuck.
- >> You don't give a fuck?

- You don't give a fuck?
- >> ¶ and make it right ¶

¶ don't let me be the last to let
it go ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶

let it go ¶ ¶ and make
it right ¶ ¶ yeah ¶

¶ and make it right ¶ ¶ yeah ¶
¶ don't let me be the last to

¶ yeah ¶ ¶ don't let me be
the last to let it go ¶

¶ don't let me be the
last to let it go ¶

let it go ¶ >> get Them!

Get Them! >>
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Get Them! >> Hey, hey, hey, hey!
>> Aah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey! >> Aah!
>> Hey, hey, hey!

Aah! >> Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Run! Go on!

Run! Go on! Run!
Run, run, run!

Run! Go on! Run! Run, run, run!
Go!

Run! Run, run, run! Go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Go! Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on. >> Hey, hey.

Come on. >> Hey, hey. Hey.

Hey, hey. Hey. >> I
don't know what she's

hey. >> I don't know
what she's doing.

I don't know what she's doing.
She's not answering her phone.

Doing. She's not answering her phone.
>> oh, I don't know.

She's not answering her phone. >>
oh, I don't know. How bad is it?

Oh, I don't know. How bad is it?
>> It's bad.

How bad is it? >> It's bad.
>> They're charging her with

it's bad. >> They're charging her
with disturbing the peace, resisting

they're charging her with disturbing the
peace, resisting arrest, reckless assault.

Disturbing the peace,
resisting arrest,

reckless assault. >>
Reckless assault for what?

Arrest, reckless assault. >> Reckless
assault for what? >> How much is the bail?

Reckless assault for what? >>
How much is the bail? >> $25,000.

How much is the bail? >> $25,000.
>> $25,000?!

$25,000. >> $25,000?!
With, where are you going?

$25,000?! With, where are you going?
>> To bail her out.

With, where are you going? >> To
bail her out. What do you think?

To bail her out. What do you think?
Come on, let's go.

What do you think?
Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go. >>
Is there any way around

is there any way around
paying for this permit, Jim?

Is there any way around paying for
this permit, Jim? I have a money problem.

Paying for this permit, Jim? I have a
money problem. >> oh, you could call it

I have a money problem. >> oh, you could
call it performance art and get a permit

oh, you could call it
performance art and get

a permit to set up a
temporary art museum

performance art and get a permit to set
up a temporary art museum for free.

To set up a temporary art museum for free.
>> That's brilliant!

For free. >> That's brilliant!
Why didn't we do that to begin

that's brilliant! Why didn't
we do that to begin with?

Why didn't we do that to begin with?
>> It's risky.

With? >> It's risky. Most
curators don't want the

it's risky. Most curators
don't want the controversy.

Most curators don't want the controversy.
There's no guarantee you'll get

controversy. There's no guarantee
you'll get the permit.

There's no guarantee you'll get the permit.
With? You there?

The permit. With? You there?
>> Jim, let's do it.

With? You there? >> Jim, let's do it.
>> Are you sure?

Jim, let's do it. >> Are you sure?
>> Yes.

Are you sure? >> Yes. >>
We require a 10% deposit.

Yes. >> We require a 10% deposit.
So, for you, that's $2,500.

We require a 10% deposit.
So, for you, that's

$2,500. As soon as we...
as soon as we

so, for you, that's $2,500.
As soon as we...

As soon as we get the
check from you, we can

as soon as we... as soon
as we get the check

from you, we can get
her out of there.

Get the check from you, we can
get her out of there. >> Thanks.

Get her out of there.
>> Thanks. >> Yeah.

Thanks. >> Yeah. >>
Roz, how much money do we

yeah. >> Roz, how much
money do we have in the bank?

Roz, how much money do we have in the
bank? >> The next check just cleared.

Have in the bank? >> The next check
just cleared. It's, like, $1.500

the next check just cleared. It's, like,
$1.500 >> you cannot use that money for

it's, like, $1.500 >> you
cannot use that money for bail.

You cannot use that money for bail.
That money is for D.C.

Bail. That money is for D.C.
>> we're getting her out.

That money is for D.C. >> we're getting
her out. She's the reason this whole

we're getting her out. She's the
reason this whole thing started.

She's the reason this whole thing started.
>> I should be the one in jail.

Thing started. >> I should be the one
in jail. >> So, you'rE just Gonna

I should be the one in jail. >> So, you'rE
just Gonna jeopardize our entire plan to

so, you'rE just Gonna jeopardize our
entire plan to get Liv out of jail?

Jeopardize our entire plan to get Liv out
of jail? >> No, there's another way.

Get Liv out of jail? >> No, there's
another way. We can get permits for free.

No, there's another way. We can get permits
for free. >> What are you talking about?

We can get permits for free.
>> What are you

talking about? >> I spoke
to Jim, and he said

what are you talking about? >> I spoke to
Jim, and he said that if we get museums to

I spoke to Jim, and he said that if we
get museums to sponsor us, we'll be fine.

That if we get museums to sponsor us,
we'll be fine. >> And if we can't?

Sponsor us, we'll be fine. >> And if we
can't? >> Then that's... that's a risk

and if we can't? >> Then that's...
That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Then that's... that's a risk I'm willing
to take. >> Okay, look, I know how you

I'm willing to take. >> Okay,
look, I know how you feel.

Okay, look, I know how you feel.
We all love Liv.

Feel. We all love Liv. >>
This is much bigger than her

we all love Liv. >> This is
much bigger than her now.

This is much bigger than her now.
Okay? You cannot do this.

Now. Okay? You cannot do this.
>> I'm not letting her stay in

okay? You cannot do this.
>> I'm not letting

her stay in jail one
more hour, and that's

I'm not letting her stay in jail
one more hour, and that's final.

Jail one more hour, and that's final.
>> That's final?

Final. >> That's final?
Who says?

That's final? Who says?
>> I say.

Who says? >> I say. Not happy?
Walk away.

I say. Not happy? Walk away.
>> You know what?

Not happy? Walk away. >> You know what?
That's a good idea.

You know what? That's a good idea.
That's what I'm Gonna do right

that's a good idea. That's
what I'm Gonna do right now.

That's what I'm Gonna do right now.
I'm Gonna walk away.

Now. I'm Gonna walk away.
>> What?! Cali, stop!

I'm Gonna walk away. >> What?!
Cali, stop! >> don't.

- What?! Cali, stop!
- >> don't.

- don't. - >>
What are you doing?

What are you doing?
We need her.

What are you doing? We need her.
>> We don't need Cali.

We need her. >> We don't need Cali.
We need Liv.

We don't need Cali. We need Liv.
>> We still need another $1,000!

Are you okay? We've
been looking for you all

are you okay? We've been
looking for you all night!

We've been looking for you all night!
Every revolution meets

night! Every revolution meets
resistance, and that's when

every revolution meets resistance,
and that's when things get real.

Resistance, and that's when things
get real. >> Roz, I appreciate the

things get real. >> Roz, I appreciate
the half-time speech, but we're

roz, I appreciate the half-time speech,
but we're broke and Liv is in jail

half-time speech, but we're broke
and Liv is in jail indefinitely.

Broke and Liv is in jail indefinitely.
We're done.

Indefinitely. We're done.
The whole thing just...

We're done. The whole thing just...
It's dead.

The whole thing just... it's dead.
>> It's not dead.

It's dead. >> It's not dead.
>> It's not dead.

It's not dead. >> It's not dead.
It just got hit by a freight

it's not dead. It just got hit by a
freight train, sure, but it is not dead.

It just got hit by a freight train,
sure, but it is not dead. With...

Train, sure, but it is not dead. With...
Do you even remember why you

with... do you even
remember why you hired me?

Do you even remember why you hired me?
>> I don't know.

Hired me? >> I don't know.
'Cause you'rE cool and you were

I don't know. 'Cause you'rE cool and
you were willing to work for free.

'Cause you'rE cool and you were
willing to work for free. >> No.

Willing to work for free. >> No.
She didn't even read my résumé.

No. She didn't even read my résumé.
Before this, I threw events and

she didn't even read my résumé. Before
this, I threw events and fundraisers.

Before this, I threw events and
fundraisers. Like, this is what I do.

Fundraisers. Like, this is what I do.
Liv is a political prisoner.

Like, this is what I do. Liv is a political
prisoner. This is more than enough to get

Liv is a political prisoner.
This is more than

enough to get people
together to throw a bail

this is more than enough to get people
together to throw a bail party.

People together to throw a bail party.
>> Are you serious?

Party. >> Are you serious? >>
It's not that complicated.

Are you serious? >> It's not that
complicated. We just get a venue...

It's not that complicated. We just get
a venue... some cheap liquor and food,

we just get a venue... some cheap liquor
and food, and... boom... she's out of

some cheap liquor and food, and
boom... she's out of jail.

And... boom... she's out of jail.
>> boom.

Jail. >> boom. >> Yeah, boom.

Boom. >> Yeah, boom. Now,
get the fuck up off the

yeah, boom. Now, get the
fuck up off the floor.

Now, get the fuck up off the floor.
Our fearless leader is probably

floor. Our fearless leader is
probably rotting in a jail cell...

Our fearless leader is probably
rotting in a jail cell... >> Okay.

Rotting in a jail cell... >> Okay.
>> ...On a dirty, urine-stained

okay. >> ...On a dirty, urine-stained
floor, getting gang-banged.

On a dirty, urine-stained floor,
getting gang-banged. >> "oh, Liv! Liv!

Floor, getting gang-banged. >> "oh, Liv!
Liv! oh, you'rE so pretty!"

"oh, Liv! Liv! oh, you'rE
so pretty!" >> Come on!

Oh, you'rE so pretty!" >> Come on!
Let this be your motivation.

Come on! Let this be
your motivation. Get up.

We are organizing a massive

we are organizing a massive protest
with thousands of topless women in D.C.

Protest with thousands of topless women
in D.C. >> but the real goal is to get

topless women in D.C. >> but the real goal
is to get on the floor of congress, speak

but the real goal is to get on the floor of
congress, speak to Them about the fact that

on the floor of congress,
speak to Them about

the fact that there
are these censorship

to Them about the fact that there are these
censorship giants that control the flow of

there are these censorship
giants that control

the flow of nudity and
violence into our

giants that control the
flow of nudity and

violence into our theaters
and our televisions.

Nudity and violence into our theaters
and our televisions. >> Yes.

Theaters and our televisions. >> Yes.
>> I think you'd be a great Ally

yes. >> I think you'd be
a great Ally for our cause.

I think you'd be a great Ally
for our cause. Hold on one second.

For our cause. Hold on one second.
Hey, with? Come here.

Hold on one second. Hey, with?
Come here. Orson.

Hey, with? Come here. Orson.
Guys, this is Dave.

Orson. Guys, this is Dave.
Dave, with and Orson.

Guys, this is Dave. Dave, with and Orson.
>> How's it goin', man?

Dave, with and Orson. >> How's
it goin', man? Nice to meet you.

How's it goin', man? Nice to meet you.
>> Dave is an investor, and his

nice to meet you. >> Dave is an investor,
and his family is in the beef and cattle

Dave is an investor, and his family
is in the beef and cattle industry.

Family is in the beef and cattle industry.
And he's really interested in

industry. And he's really
interested in helping us out.

And he's really interested in helping
us out. Why don't you tell him about

helping us out. Why don't you
tell him about what we're doing?

Why don't you tell him about what we're
doing? >> Yeah, so, we are trying to

what we're doing? >> Yeah, so, we are
trying to hack social media, democratize

yeah, so, we are trying to hack
social media, democratize the Internet.

Hack social media, democratize the
Internet. We're trying to just kill

the Internet. We're trying to just
kill censorship once and for all in

we're trying to just kill censorship
once and for all in this country.

Censorship once and for all in this
country. >> And the leader of our

this country. >> And the leader of
our movement got arrested for a

and the leader of our movement
got arrested for a public stunt.

Movement got arrested for
a public stunt. >> Yes.

Public stunt. >> Yes. >>
Bail is $25,000, so we're

yes. >> Bail is $25,000, so we're
trying to raise some money to

bail is $25,000, so we're trying
to raise some money to get her out.

Trying to raise some money to get her out.
>> Awesome.

Get her out. >> Awesome. >>
Why don't I get you a drink?

Awesome. >> Why don't I get you a drink?
Do you want a drink?

Why don't I get you a drink? Do you
want a drink? Let me get you a drink.

Do you want a drink? Let me get
you a drink. Miss bartender?

Let me get you a drink. Miss bartender?
Do you have any everclear?

Miss bartender? Do you have
any everclear? >> Sure.

Do you have any everclear? >> Sure.
>> With, wait, wait, wait.

Sure. >> With, wait, wait, wait.
I want you to meet... so,

with, wait, wait, wait. I want you to
meet... so, Alexandra, this is with and...

I want you to meet... so, Alexandra,
this is with and... >> Pipi.

Alexandra, this is with and... >> Pipi.
>> Pipi, nice to meet you.

Pipi. >> Pipi, nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you.

Pipi, nice to meet you. >> Nice to
meet you. >> So, we're helping Them raise

nice to meet you. >> So, we're helping
Them raise money for the campaign and now,

so, we're helping Them
raise money for the

campaign and now, it would
seem, for trial and

money for the campaign and now, it would
seem, for trial and bail money too, yeah?

It would seem, for trial
and bail money too, yeah?

Bail money too, yeah?
>> So, tell about the

so, tell about the revolution.

So, tell about the revolution.
>> It's not exactly revolution,

revolution. >> It's not exactly
revolution, see, because revolution...

it's not exactly revolution, see,
because revolution... >> pardon?

See, because revolution... >> pardon?
>> Because revolution...

pardon? >> Because revolution
revolution implies revolve...

because revolution... revolution implies
revolve... like something that spins but

revolution implies revolve...
like something

that spins but comes
back to the same place.

Like something that spins but comes back to
the same place. We want to transcend that.

Comes back to the same place. We want
to transcend that. It's time to evolve.

We want to transcend that. It's time
to evolve. >> Yeah, this is more of an

it's time to evolve. >> Yeah, this is
more of an evolution, next level... a

yeah, this is more of an evolution,
next level... a cultural operating-system

evolution, next level... a
cultural operating-system upgrade.

Cultural operating-system upgrade.
>> Hello.

Upgrade. >> Hello. >> Hi.
I'm drunk.

Hello. >> Hi. I'm drunk. >> Me too.
Nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm drunk. >> Me too. Nice
to meet you. >> This is my friend.

Me too. Nice to meet you. >> This is
my friend. I'm Gonna take her away for a

this is my friend. I'm Gonna take her
away for a moment, if that's okay with you.

I'm Gonna take her away for a moment, if
that's okay with you. >> Okay, very good.

Moment, if that's okay with you. >> Okay,
very good. Have fun. Onward and upward.

Okay, very good. Have fun.
Onward and upward. Yes.

- Have fun. Onward and upward.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- >> Orson, buy you a drink.

Orson, buy you a drink.
>> I heard that.

Orson, buy you a drink. >> I heard that.
Can I get another whiskey,

I heard that. Can I get
another whiskey, please?

Can I get another whiskey, please?
>> Hey, how goes the revolution?

Please? >> Hey, how goes the revolution?
>> We raised $450, but her

hey, how goes the revolution? >> We
raised $450, but her bail's $25,000.

We raised $450, but her bail's $25,000.
We still have to pay the bond

bail's $25,000. We still have to
pay the bond and hire a lawyer.

No. No, no, Jim, stop.
Please, you've helped me out so

no, no, Jim, stop. Please,
you've helped me out so much.

Please, you've helped
me out so much. Stop.

Much. Stop. >> oh, cut it out.

Stop. >> oh, cut it out.
>> Uh...

oh, cut it out. >> Uh...
>> Yeah.

Uh... >> Yeah. Just
fill it out for what you

yeah. Just fill it
out for what you need.

Just fill it out for what you need.
Don't go crazy.

Need. don't go crazy.
Okay! Get back.

Don't go crazy. Okay! Get back.
Kiddo, come on.

Okay! Get back. Kiddo, come on.
I love you, too. Come on.

- Kiddo, come on.
- I love you, too. Come on.

- I love you, too. Come on.
- >> I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. >> Hey!

Hey! >> Look at that!

Hey! >> Look at that!
A vision.

- Look at that! - A vision.

Yay! >> Whoo!

You'rE the most
beautiful humans on earth.

You'rE the most beautiful humans on
earth. I love you all unconditionally.

Humans on earth. I love
you all unconditionally.

>> Give Cali and roz some love.

I love you all unconditionally.
>> Give Cali

and roz some love. They're
the real reason why

give Cali and roz some love. They're
the real reason why you'rE out of prison.

I'm sorry... for being such a bitch...
All the time.

For being such a bitch...
All the time.

All the time. Do you forgive me?

Do you forgive me? >> oh.

Do you forgive me? >> oh.
Guess I have to.

Oh. Guess I have to. oh! Ew!

Guess I have to. oh! Ew!

Oh! Ew! >> Slimy,
greasy fuckin' kiss.

Slimy, greasy fuckin' kiss.
I knew you had a crush on me.

- Slimy, greasy fuckin' kiss.
- I knew you had a crush on me.

- I knew you had a crush on me.
- She did.

She did. You totally did.

She did. You totally did. oh,
my god, that was make... that

you totally did. oh, my god, that was
make... that was make-out session.

Oh, my god, that was make...
That was make-out session.

Cali, what's happening with D.C.?
>> I'm trying to get the permits

D.C.? >> I'm trying to get the
permits for 10,000 women at the

I'm trying to get the permits for
10,000 women at the Lincoln memorial.

For 10,000 women at the Lincoln memorial.
>> Why the Lincoln memorial?

Lincoln memorial. >> Why the Lincoln
memorial? >> Mlk, Forrest Gump.

Why the Lincoln memorial? >>
Mlk, Forrest Gump. It's the venue.

Mlk, Forrest Gump. It's the venue.
>> I thought we were trying to

it's the venue. >> I thought we were
trying to get on the floors of congress.

I thought we were trying to get
on the floors of congress. >> With?

Get on the floors of congress. >> With?
D.C. is a fucking logistical

with? D.C. is a fucking
logistical nightmare.

D.C. is a fucking logistical nightmare.
Okay? It's not happening.

Nightmare. Okay? It's not happening.
Hello?

Okay? It's not happening. Hello?
>> Ready to see some propaganda?

Hello? >> Ready to see some propaganda?
>> I want to see, I want to see.

Ready to see some propaganda? >> I
want to see, I want to see. >> Yay!

I want to see, I want to see.
>> Yay!

Yay! >> oh!

Oh! >> See those stickers!

Oh! >> See those stickers!
>> I finally got ahold of Elle,

see those stickers! >> I finally got ahold
of Elle, and she requested a meeting with

I finally got ahold of Elle, and
she requested a meeting with you.

And she requested a meeting with you.
>> oh, my god, you got Elle?

You. >> oh, my god, you got Elle?
>> You got Elle?

Oh, my god, you got Elle? >>
You got Elle? >> Who's Elle?

You got Elle? >> Who's Elle?
>> Who's Elle?

Who's Elle? >> Who's Elle?
She's everywhere.

Who's Elle? She's everywhere.

She's everywhere.
>> She's next up.

She's next up.
Bomit. Banksy.

She's next up. Bomit. Banksy.
The London police.

Bomit. Banksy. The London police.
She's the next bullet in the

the London police. She's the
next bullet in the barrel.

She's the next bullet in the barrel.
So, when are you free to meet?

Barrel. So, when are you free to meet?
>> Now.

So, when are you free to meet?
>> Now. >> Yay!

Now. >> Yay! >> Whoo-hoo!

Yay! >> Whoo-hoo! >> Yeah!

So, milk's driving us to an undisclosed
location. You need to put this ski mask

undisclosed location. You need to
put this ski mask on, all right?

You'rE safe. You
can take it off.

So, kilo told me that
you'rE organizing a big

event in D.C. >> yeah,
well, we're planning on

organizing a big event in D.C.
>> yeah, well,

we're planning on getting
permits for 10,000

yeah, well, we're planning
on getting permits

for 10,000 topless women
to assemble at the

getting permits for
10,000 topless women to

assemble at the Lincoln
memorial, and we would

topless women to assemble
at the Lincoln memorial,

and we would love for
you to get involved in

Lincoln memorial, and we would love for
you to get involved in any possible way.

Love for you to get involved in
any possible way. >> When is it?

Any possible way. >> When is it?
>> We're trying to do it before

when is it? >> We're trying
to do it before the elections.

We're trying to do it
before the elections. >> Hmm.

The elections. >> Hmm.
Here's what I can do.

Hmm. Here's what I can do. A
week before your event, I can

here's what I can do.
A week before your

event, I can trigger my
teams to carpet-bomb

a week before your event,
I can trigger my teams

to carpet-bomb and tag
the entire tri-state

trigger my teams to carpet-bomb and
tag the entire tri-state area.

And tag the entire tri-state area.
>> Wow.

Area. >> Wow. >> But
there's a problem.

Wow. >> But there's a problem.
>> What's the problem?

But there's a problem. >> What's
the problem? >> Yeah, what's...

What's the problem? >> Yeah, what's...
>> What's your identity?

Yeah, what's... >> What's your identity?
What's your name?

What's your identity? What's your name?
Free the nipple?

What's your name? Free the nipple?
>> Yeah.

Free the nipple? >> Yeah.
You don't like it?

Yeah. You don't like it? >>
I mean, it's a catchy phrase.

You don't like it? >> I mean, it's a catchy
phrase. I don't mean to offend, but it's

I mean, it's a catchy phrase. I don't
mean to offend, but it's a tag line.

I don't mean to offend, but it's a
tag line. It's not an identity.

A tag line. It's not an identity.
You want to know who I think you

it's not an identity. You want
to know who I think you are?

You want to know who I think you are?
>> Yeah.

"Girlrillaz." I love it.
>> Fuckin' brilliant.

- I love it.
- >> Fuckin' brilliant.

- Fuckin' brilliant.
- >> Basta, per favore.

Basta, per favore. I am
aware that the Vatican are

basta, per favore. I am aware that the
Vatican are accusing my show of being

I am aware that the Vatican are accusing
my show of being sinful and blasphemous.

Accusing my show of
being sinful and

blasphemous. I do not
endorse a way of life,

sinful and blasphemous. I do not endorse
a way of life, but describe one.

I do not endorse a way
of life, but describe

one. And the audience
is left to make

but describe one. And the audience is left
to make its own decisions and judgments.

And the audience is left
to make its own decisions

and judgments. This is
what I consider freedom

its own decisions and judgments.
This is what

I consider freedom of
speech, freedom of

this is what I consider freedom of speech,
freedom of expression, and freedom of

of speech, freedom of expression,
and freedom of thought.

Expression, and freedom of thought.
If you do not believe in these

thought. If you do not believe
in these freedoms, you, the

if you do not believe in these freedoms,
you, the catholic church, are imprisoning

freedoms, you, the catholic church,
are imprisoning everyone's minds.

Catholic church, are imprisoning everyone's
minds. >> I would have that woman's

everyone's minds. >> I would
have that woman's babies.

I would have that woman's babies.
>> Do you think we'll actually

babies. >> Do you think we'll
actually get to Madonna?

Do you think we'll actually get
to Madonna? >> If it's in the stars.

Get to Madonna? >> If it's in the stars.
>> oh, no more quotes.

If it's in the stars. >> oh, no
more quotes. >> Ready? Come on.

Oh, no more quotes. >> Ready? Come on.
>> It's for our D.C. speech.

Ready? Come on. >> It's for our D.C.
speech. All right.

It's for our D.C. speech. All right.
"In a country where obscenity is

all right. "In a country where obscenity
is defined, in large, by things

"in a country where
obscenity is defined, in

large, by things sexual
instead of things related

defined, in large, by
things sexual instead of

things related to war
and killing and hatred,

sexual instead of things
related to war and

killing and hatred, what
kind of world is that?"

To war and killing and hatred, what kind
of world is that?" >> Who said that?

What kind of world is that?" >>
Who said that? >> Hugh Hefner.

Who said that? >> Hugh Hefner.
>> I love it, but he's a

Hugh Hefner. >> I love it,
but he's a pornographer.

I love it, but he's a pornographer.
>> Well, then you'rE Gonna hate

pornographer. >> Well, then
you'rE Gonna hate this quote.

Well, then you'rE Gonna hate this quote.
"I think the real obscenity

this quote. "I think the real obscenity
comes from raising our youth to

"I think the real obscenity
comes from raising

our youth to believe
that sex is bad and ugly

comes from raising our
youth to believe that sex

is bad and ugly and dirty,
and yet it is heroic

believe that sex is bad
and ugly and dirty, and

yet it is heroic to go
spill guts and blood in

and dirty, and yet it is
heroic to go spill guts

and blood in the most
ghastly manner in the

to go spill guts and blood in the most
ghastly manner in the name of humanity."

The most ghastly manner in the name
of humanity." >> Who said that?

Name of humanity." >> Who said that?
>> Let me finish!

Who said that? >> Let me finish!
It's Larry flynt.

Let me finish! It's Larry flynt.
"But ask yourself this question.

It's Larry flynt. "But ask yourself this
question. What is more obscene, sex or

"but ask yourself this question.
What is more obscene, sex or war?"

What is more obscene, sex
or war?" >> That's my line.

War?" >> That's my line.
He stole my line.

That's my line. He stole my line.
>> You weren't even born when

he stole my line. >> You weren't
even born when this speech was made.

You weren't even born when this
speech was made. >> Whatever.

This speech was made. >> Whatever.
It's just a confirmation of my

whatever. It's just a
confirmation of my inspiration.

It's just a confirmation
of my inspiration. >> oh.

Inspiration. >> oh.

Oh.

"Every day, the media plays

"every day, the media plays
glorified images of violence

"every day, the media
plays glorified images

of violence instead
of showing the facts.

Glorified images of
violence instead of showing

the facts. Over 2
million juveniles every

instead of showing the facts.
Over 2 million

juveniles every year
are incarcerated for

over 2 million juveniles every year
are incarcerated for violent crimes.

Year are incarcerated for violent crimes.
Fact... on average, 32 people

violent crimes. Fact... on average, 32
people are killed by handguns every

fact... on average, 32 people are
killed by handguns every single day.

Are killed by handguns every single day.
Behavioral science shows that

single day. Behavioral science shows
that children under the age of 8

behavioral science shows
that children under

the age of 8 can't
tell the difference

children under the age of 8 can't tell the
difference between reality and fantasy,

can't tell the difference between reality
and fantasy, making Them vulnerable to

between reality and fantasy, making Them
vulnerable to adopting the violence...

Making Them vulnerable to adopting the
violence... kids like to imitate their

adopting the violence... kids like to
imitate their heroes, and so many of our

kids like to imitate their heroes, and so
many of our heroes solve problems through

heroes, and so many of our heroes solve
problems through killing and violence."

Wake up.

When did you go to bed?
>> 4:00 or 5:00. >> Ugh.

4:00 or 5:00. >> Ugh.
>> Mm-hmm.

Ugh. >> Mm-hmm. I
finished my speech.

Mm-hmm. I finished my speech.
>> Really?

I finished my speech. >> Really?
>> Do you want to read it?

Really? >> Do you want to read it?
>> Yes.

Do you want to read it? >> Yes.
Can we do it outside, though?

Yes. Can we do it outside, though?
I need nature.

Can we do it outside, though?
I need nature.

I need nature. I love
this, I love this.

I love this, I love this.
>> Which one?

I love this, I love this. >> Which one?
>> "Democracy

- which one? - >> "Democracy
don't rule the world.

"Democracy don't rule the world.
You better get that in your

don't rule the world. You
better get that in your head.

You better get that in your head.
This world is ruled by violence,

head. This world is ruled by violence,
but I guess that's better left

this world is ruled by violence, but
I guess that's better left unsaid."

But I guess that's better
left unsaid." >> Dylan.

Unsaid." >> Dylan. >> I love it.

Dylan. >> I love it.
>> You do?

I love it. >> You do? >> Yes.

You do? >> Yes.
>> Do you mean it?

Yes. >> Do you mean it?
>> Yes!

Do you mean it? >> Yes!

Yes! >> Whoo!

Whoo! >> Incoming!

Whoo! >> Incoming! >> Whoa!

Incoming! >> Whoa!
>> Here it is.

Whoa! >> Here it is.
>> A little surprise.

Here it is. >> A little surprise.
>> Uh-oh.

A little surprise. >> Uh-oh.
>> A little homage to our

uh-oh. >> A little homage
to our sisters in pussy riot.

A little homage to our
sisters in pussy riot.

Sisters in pussy riot.

Free the nipple! >>
Free the nipple! >> Hey!

Free the nipple! >> Hey!
Free the nipple!

- Hey! - Free the nipple!

Free the nipple!

There you go! >> Hey!
>> You know what I read?

Hey! >> You know what I read?
I read once that if you take the

you know what I read? I read once that if
you take the best orgasm you've ever had...

I read once that if you
take the best orgasm

you've ever had... right?...
And you multiply it

best orgasm you've ever had...
right?... And you

multiply it times 100,
it's literally a drop

right?... And you multiply
it times 100, it's

literally a drop in the
bucket compared to the

times 100, it's literally a drop in the
bucket compared to the bliss you feel from

in the bucket compared to the bliss
you feel from enlightenment.

Bliss you feel from enlightenment.
>> Well, no wonder organized

enlightenment. >> Well, no wonder
organized religions hate pleasure for

well, no wonder organized religions
hate pleasure for pleasure's sake.

Religions hate pleasure for pleasure's
sake. >> You can't generalize

pleasure's sake. >> You
can't generalize religion.

You can't generalize religion.
>> Yes, I can.

Religion. >> Yes, I can.
They demonize it.

Yes, I can. They demonize it.
They make you feel guilty about

they demonize it. They make
you feel guilty about it.

They make you feel guilty about it.
My entire childhood, I thought

it. My entire childhood, I thought
that god was up there watching

my entire childhood, I
thought that god was up

there watching me fuck
myself in my bathtub.

That god was up there watching
me fuck myself in my bathtub.

Me fuck myself in my bathtub.

Why are you so obsessed with

why are you so
obsessed with masturbating?

Why are you so obsessed with
masturbating? >> I'm not obsessed.

Masturbating? >> I'm not obsessed.
I just need a variety of ways

I'm not obsessed. I just need a
variety of ways to get turned on.

I just need a variety of ways
to get turned on. >> Hmm.

To get turned on. >> Hmm. >>
For example, I have started

hmm. >> For example, I have started
masturbating to videos of myself

for example, I have started masturbating
to videos of myself masturbating.

Masturbating to videos of myself
masturbating. Like this masturbation via

masturbating. Like this
masturbation via feedback loop.

Like this masturbation via feedback loop.
>> No way.

Feedback loop. >> No way.
>> Yeah, it's amazing.

No way. >> Yeah, it's amazing.
I actually came... like,

yeah, it's amazing. I actually
came... like, ejaculated.

I actually came... like, ejaculated.
>> Stop.

Ejaculated. >> Stop. >>
You've never ejaculated

stop. >> You've never
ejaculated before?

You've never ejaculated before?
>> oh, my god, stop.

Before? >> oh, my god, stop.
You'rE making this shit up.

Oh, my god, stop. you'rE making
this shit up. You really are.

You'rE making this shit up. You really are.
>> No, I'm not, I swear.

You really are. >> No, I'm not, I swear.
It's amazing.

No, I'm not, I swear. It's amazing.
>> So, hang on.

It's amazing. >> So, hang on.
Let me ask you a question.

So, hang on. Let me ask
you a question. >> Yeah?

Let me ask you a question. >> Yeah?
>> So, you... you masturbate...

Yeah? >> So, you
you masturbate...

So, you... you masturbate...
>>...To videos of yourself

to videos of
yourself masturbating.

To videos of yourself masturbating.
>> Yes. It is so narcissistic,

masturbating. >> Yes. It is so
narcissistic, but it totally works.

Yes. It is so narcissistic,
but it totally works. >> Damn.

But it totally works. >> Damn.
>> Jesus Christ!

Damn. >> Jesus Christ!
You fucking douche-bag.

Jesus Christ! You fucking douche-bag.
>> We're talking about orgasms!

You fucking douche-bag. >> We're
talking about orgasms! >> Orgasms!

We're talking about orgasms! >> Orgasms!
>> Yeah, if we can actually,

orgasms! >> Yeah, if we can actually,
like, collaborate and morph it

yeah, if we can actually, like, collaborate
and morph it into one event, that would be

like, collaborate and morph it into
one event, that would be amazing.

Into one event, that would be amazing.
Yeah, I think that would be so

amazing. Yeah, I think that
would be so disruptive.

Yeah, I think that would be
so disruptive. Thank you.

Disruptive. Thank you.
Oh, my god,

thank you. oh, my god,
Spencer, you have no idea.

Oh, my god, Spencer, you have no idea.
You are my god today!

Spencer, you have no idea.
You are my god today! Yes.

You are my god today! Yes.
Thank you. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
Yeah, we'll send you all the

okay. Yeah, we'll send
you all the information.

Yeah, we'll send you all the information.
Okay, bye.

Information. Okay, bye. Nympho!

Okay, bye. Nympho! ¶
get your ass in here ¶

nympho! ¶ get your ass in
here ¶ >> ¶ ...Ont changé ¶

¶ get your ass in here ¶ >> ¶ ...Ont
changé ¶ ¶ but-ee-so-see-so ¶

¶ ...ont changé ¶ ¶
but-ee-so-see-so ¶ >> come here.

¶ But-ee-so-see-so ¶ >> come here.
>> ¶ buh dunh buh-buh ¶

come here. >> ¶ buh dunh
buh-buh ¶ ¶ duh-duh duh duh duh ¶

¶ buh dunh buh-buh ¶ ¶ duh-duh
duh duh duh ¶ ¶ duh duh-duh duh ¶

¶ duh-duh duh duh duh ¶ ¶ duh
duh-duh duh ¶ >> oh, my god.

¶ Duh duh-duh duh ¶ >> oh, my god.
>> ¶ duh-duh duh ¶

oh, my god. >> ¶ duh-duh
duh ¶ >> we are so lucky.

¶ Duh-duh duh ¶ >> we are so lucky.
You know who just contacted me

we are so lucky. You know who
just contacted me right now?

You know who just contacted
me right now? >> Who?

Right now? >> Who?
>> Spencer tunick.

Who? >> Spencer tunick.
>> Amazing.

Spencer tunick. >> Amazing.
>> He's huge!

Amazing. >> He's huge! So,
he's Gonna be collaborating

he's huge! So, he's Gonna
be collaborating with us!

So, he's Gonna be collaborating with us!
>> Kick-ass!

With us! >> Kick-ass! >> Whew.

Kick-ass! >> Whew. oh, I
thought we were Gonna do

whew. oh, I thought we were Gonna
do the other one from now on.

Oh, I thought we were
Gonna do the other one

from now on. >> oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The other one from now on. >> oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, okay.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, okay.
Uh, you go like this?

Oh, okay. Uh, you go like this?
>> Yeah.

- Uh, you go like this?
- >> Yeah.

- Yeah. - oh.

Oh. >> Did I just crack your

oh. >> Did I just
crack your fingers?

Did I just crack your fingers?
>> Yeah.

- Fingers?
- >> Yeah.

- Yeah. - >> ¶ ils
ont changé ma chanson,

¶ ils ont changé
ma chanson, ma ¶

¶ ils ont changé
ma chanson, ma ¶

ma ¶ ¶ ils ont
changé ma chans... ¶

¶ ils ont changé ma chans... ¶

¶ ils ont changé ma chans... ¶ >> oh.
Jim black.

Oh. Jim black. >> oh, no.

Oh. Jim black. >> oh, no.
Hello?

Oh, no. Hello? >> With,
they aren't Gonna give

hello? >> With, they aren't
Gonna give us the permits.

With, they aren't Gonna give us
the permits. >> What do you mean?

Us the permits. >> What do you mean?
I thought you said you could do

what do you mean? I thought
you said you could do this.

I thought you said you could do this.
>> I'm sorry. I tried.

This. >> I'm sorry. I tried.
I couldn't convince Them.

I'm sorry. I tried. I couldn't
convince Them. The museum is afraid it'll

I couldn't convince Them. The museum
is afraid it'll endanger their budget.

The museum is afraid it'll endanger
their budget. I'm sorry, with.

Endanger their budget. I'm sorry, with.
I wish I had better news.

I'm sorry, with. I wish I had better news.
>> All right.

I wish I had better news. >> All right.
I have to figure something out,

all right. I have to
figure something out, Jim.

I have to figure
something out, Jim. bye.

What? >> We lost the permits.
>> What?!

We lost the permits. >> What?!
>> It's over.

What?! >> It's over.
I fucked this up.

It's over. I fucked this up.
>> It's okay, okay?

I fucked this up. >> It's okay, okay?
We'll figure something else out,

it's okay, okay? We'll figure
something else out, you know?

We'll figure something else out, you know?
Forget D.C.

You know? Forget D.C. >>
this is all my fault.

Forget D.C. >> this
is all my fault.

This is all my fault. With?

With? Look at me.

With? Look at me. Look at me.

I feel like I'm letting
everybody down, you know?

Like I'm letting everybody down, you know?
>> You didn't let me down.

Sorry. >> It's fine. Um...

I don't know why I did that.
That was really

weird. I wasn't, like,
um, planning on

that was really weird. I wasn't, like,
um, planning on doing that or anything.

I wasn't, like, um, planning on doing
that or anything. Where are you going?

Doing that or anything. Where are
you going? >> Um, I'm going out.

Where are you going? >> Um, I'm going out.
>> With, you still have a towel

um, I'm going out. >> With, you
still have a towel on your head.

With, you still have a towel on your
head. And you'rE not wearing shoes.

- On your head.
- And you'rE not wearing shoes.

Sorry. >> Cali, who's
your contact in D.C.?

Cali, who's your contact in D.C.?
Give me the number.

D.C.? Give me the number.
I want to call Them.

Give me the number. I want to call Them.
>> What is it that you think

I want to call Them. >> What is it that
you think you'rE going to accomplish?

What is it that you think you'rE
going to accomplish? >> Cali?

You'rE going to accomplish? >> Cali?
Please give me the number?

Cali? Please give me the number?
>> Look, I don't know how many

please give me the number?
>> Look, I don't

know how many times I
have to tell you this.

Look, I don't know how many times I have
to tell you this. Everything is booked.

Times I have to tell you this. Everything
is booked. And even if it wasn't, we can't

everything is booked. And even if
it wasn't, we can't get permits.

And even if it wasn't, we can't get
permits. Organizing thousands of topless

get permits. Organizing thousands of
topless women costs a shitload of money

organizing thousands of topless women
costs a shitload of money we don't have.

Women costs a shitload of money we don't
have. >> Uh, pardon me for a second.

We don't have. >> Uh, pardon me for a
second. We're looking for eyeballs,

uh, pardon me for a second.
We're looking for eyeballs, right?

We're looking for eyeballs, right?
>> Obviously.

Right? >> Obviously. >> Well,
so, I mean, how do you

obviously. >> Well, so, I mean, how
do you get attention in this day and

well, so, I mean, how do you get
attention in this day and age?

Get attention in this day and age?
You know, it's, like, get some

age? You know, it's, like, get some
sort of viral hit count, bieber,

you know, it's, like, get
some sort of viral hit

count, bieber, "gangnam
style," catbaby thing,

sort of viral hit count, bieber,
"gangnam style," catbaby thing, right?

"Gangnam style," catbaby thing, right?
>> No, no, no, no.

Right? >> No, no, no, no. You
are not suggesting we are

no, no, no, no. You are not
suggesting we are doing a music video.

You are not suggesting we are doing a music
video. >> I'm not, but that's a valid

doing a music video. >> I'm not,
but that's a valid art form.

I'm not, but that's a valid art form.
Look, what I'm saying is, what

art form. Look, what I'm saying is,
what do you do when you have an

look, what I'm saying
is, what do you do when

you have an important
message that you want

do you do when you have
an important message

that you want to get
out to the people?

Important message that
you want to get out to

the people? >> Ooh, you
update your Facebook

to get out to the people? >> Ooh,
you update your Facebook status.

Ooh, you update your Facebook status.
>> Okay. But to more people.

Status. >> Okay. But to more people.
You know? To... to the world.

Okay. But to more people.
You know? To... To

the world. If you want
to announce you'rE

you know? To... to the world. If you want
to announce you'rE running for president...

If you want to announce you'rE running
for president... >> Press conference.

Running for president... >> Press
conference. >> Hold a press conference.

Press conference. >> Hold
a press conference. Exactly.

Hold a press conference.
Exactly. >> Okay.

Exactly. >> Okay. >> So,
you got your friend, Jim,

okay. >> So, you got
your friend, Jim, right?

So, you got your friend, Jim, right?
He's got the press in his

right? He's got the
press in his pocket.

He's got the press in his pocket.
Why don't we put all that

pocket. Why don't we put all that
together and grab a microphone.

Why don't we put all
that together and grab a

microphone. >> Why would
anyone else care?

Together and grab a microphone.
>> Why would

anyone else care? >> Yeah,
and no one's Gonna give

why would anyone else care?
>> Yeah, and no

one's Gonna give three
shits about some speech,

yeah, and no one's Gonna give three
shits about some speech, no offense.

Three shits about some speech, no offense.
>> Yeah, that's true.

No offense. >> Yeah, that's true.
>> Unless you'rE topless.

Yeah, that's true. >> Unless you'rE
topless. >> Well, what's the hook?

Unless you'rE topless. >> Well,
what's the hook? Okay, what would be so

well, what's the hook? Okay, what would
be so undeniable that the press would

okay, what would be so undeniable that
the press would have to cover it?

Undeniable that the press would
have to cover it? >> Wait.

This is the perfect opportunity for us to
just wreak some serious street-art havoc.

For us to just wreak
some serious street-art

havoc. >> Can we
define "havoc" quickly

serious street-art havoc. >> Can we define
"havoc" quickly before this doesn't...

Can we define "havoc" quickly before this
doesn't... >> Yeah, and we don't have any

before this doesn't... >> Yeah,
and we don't have any bail money.

Yeah, and we don't have any bail money.
>> Just hear me out.

Bail money. >> Just hear me out.
Just a thought.

Just hear me out. Just a thought.
But what if, on Halloween, while

just a thought. But what if, on Halloween,
while the cops are busy, we got kilo

but what if, on Halloween,
while the cops are

busy, we got kilo and Elle
to just go out on the

the cops are busy, we
got kilo and Elle to

just go out on the street
and paste "free the

and Elle to just go out on the street and
paste "free the fucking nipple" everywhere.

Street and paste "free the fucking nipple"
everywhere. So, when everybody wakes up on

fucking nipple" everywhere.
So, when everybody

wakes up on November
1st, it's like the

so, when everybody wakes up on November
1st, it's like the first snow.

November 1st, it's like
the first snow. >> Yes!

First snow. >> Yes! Yes, I
like where you'rE going

yes! Yes, I like where
you'rE going with this.

Yes, I like where you'rE going with this.
Keep going.

With this. Keep going.
>> Okay, great.

Keep going. >> Okay, great. And
then, the next day, we hold

okay, great. And then, the next day,
we hold a press conference and we take

and then, the next day, we
hold a press conference

and we take full
responsibility for the

a press conference and we take full
responsibility for the terrorist act.

Full responsibility for the terrorist act.
>> I fucking love it. I love it.

Terrorist act. >> I fucking love it. I
love it. I'm Gonna call Jim right now.

I fucking love it. I love it. I'm Gonna
call Jim right now. I'm on it, guys.

I'm Gonna call Jim right now. I'm on
it, guys. >> What day are you Gonna do

I'm on it, guys. >> What
day are you Gonna do this?

What day are you Gonna do this?
>> November 1st.

This? >> November 1st. Jim?

November 1st. Jim? Did
you... did you read my

Jim? Did you... did
you read my speech?

Did you... did you read my speech?
>> Yeah.

Speech? >> Yeah. The
topless thing is the

yeah. The topless thing is
the trojan horse, but the real

the topless thing is the trojan horse, but
the real dialogue that's happening is

trojan horse, but the real dialogue
that's happening is about violence.

Dialogue that's happening
is about violence.

About violence. Your
movement is becoming

your movement is
becoming poignant.

Your movement is becoming poignant.
>> Great. Thank you.

Poignant. >> Great. Thank you.
>> Well, let me off the phone.

Great. Thank you. >> Well, let me off
the phone. I've got some calls to make.

Well, let me off the phone. I've got
some calls to make. >> Okay, cool.

I've got some calls to make. >> Okay, cool.
Thank you. bye.

Okay, cool. Thank you. bye.

Thank you. bye.

Hey, Cathy.

Hey, Cathy. Yeah, it's Jim.

Hey, Cathy. Yeah, it's Jim.
Is he there?

Yeah, it's Jim. Is he there?
Well, get him out of that

is he there? Well, get
him out of that meeting.

Hey, uh, with? >> Yeah?
>> Come check this out.

Yeah? >> Come check this out.
I edited some stuff together.

Come check this out. I edited some stuff
together. It's very rough, but it can give

I edited some stuff together.
It's very rough,

but it can give you sort
of a general idea of

it's very rough, but it can give you sort
of a general idea of where this is going.

You sort of a general idea of where this
is going. >> oh, that's... you finished

where this is going. >> oh,
that's... you finished it.

Oh, that's... you finished it.
Everyone!

It. Everyone! >> No,
it's not finished.

Everyone! >> No, it's not finished.
>> People! Humans!

No, it's not finished. >> People!
Humans! Stop. Come and watch this.

People! Humans! Stop. Come and watch
this. Orson just finished the cut.

Stop. Come and watch this.
Orson just finished

the cut. >> It's a
rough cut, though,

Orson just finished the cut.
>> It's a rough

cut, though, not finished,
so don't judge too

it's a rough cut, though, not
finished, so don't judge too harshly.

Not finished, so don't judge
too harshly. >> Wait.

Harshly. >> Wait. There.

Wait. There. We live
in oppressive times.

There. We live in oppressive times.
We, as a nation, become our own

we live in oppressive times. We, as
a nation, become our own thought.

We, as a nation, become our own thought.
Jesus Christ is one of the most

thought. Jesus Christ is one of
the most historic victims of

Jesus Christ is one of the most
historic victims of censorship.

Historic victims of censorship.
And even more disturbing,

censorship. And even more
disturbing, every...

And even more disturbing, every...
And even more... aw.

Every... and even more... aw.
And even more disturbing...

And even more... aw. And even more
disturbing... victim of censorship, and

and even more disturbing...
victim of

censorship, and pontius
pilate was his censor.

Victim of censorship,
and pontius pilate was

his censor. And if you
hate freedom, move to

pontius pilate was his censor. And
if you hate freedom, move to China.

And if you hate freedom, move to China.
Censorship...

China. Censorship...
Censorship...

Censorship... censorship...
Censorship is an obvious

censorship... censorship is an
obvious hallmark of any fascist,

censorship is an obvious hallmark
of any fascist, tyrannical regime.

Hallmark of any fascist,
tyrannical regime. >> Hey.

Tyrannical regime.
>> Hey. >> Hey.

Hey. >> Hey.

Hey. >> It's 4:00 A.M.

It's 4:00 A.M.
uh, you must crash.

It's 4:00 A.M. uh, you must crash.
Got a big night tomorrow.

Uh, you must crash. Got
a big night tomorrow.

Got a big night tomorrow. Fuck.

Fuck. This is
really happening.

Fuck. This is really happening.
>> Yeah.

This is really happening.
>> Yeah.

Yeah. >> It is.

It is. oh, and
we have to call a...

It is. oh, and we have to call a...
Lawyer to arrange for some

oh, and we have to call a...
lawyer to arrange

for some bail money,
because someone is

lawyer to arrange for
some bail money, because

someone is definitely,
definitely getting

bail money, because someone is
definitely, definitely getting arrested.

Definitely, definitely
getting arrested. >> Yeah.

Arrested. >> Yeah.
>> You nervous?

Yeah. >> You nervous?
>> Yeah.

You nervous? >> Yeah. >>
"Destiny comes to those who

yeah. >> "Destiny comes to those
who listen, and fate sorts out

"destiny comes to those who listen,
and fate sorts out the rest."

Listen, and fate sorts
out the rest." >> Yeah.

The rest." >> Yeah. >> I'm so

yeah. >> I'm so proud of you.

I'm so proud of you.
>> Proud of me?

Proud of you. >> Proud of me?
>> And of us.

Proud of me? >> And of us.
>> don't do this right now.

And of us. >> don't
do this right now.

I'm really proud of us, too.

I'm proud of you.

We are getting reports
in that there are

hundreds of nude and
semi-nude women running

that there are hundreds
of nude and semi-nude

women running around
the streets of

nude and semi-nude women running
around the streets of New York City.

Sources are saying that
girlrillaz... nipple liberation

girlrillaz... nipple liberation
front... is behind this frenzy

front... is behind this frenzy of...
>>...Flash mob of topless

women, as evidenced by this
influx of "free the nipple"

influx of "free the
nipple" posters.

Posters. Various girlrillaz art

various girlrillaz
art installations...

One... Two... Action!

Set up, two, action!

¶ I'm down, I'm down ¶ ¶ I'm down,
hey, hey ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm ¶

¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶ ¶ mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm
¶ ¶ mmm mmm mmm-mmm mmm-mmm-mmm ¶

¶ mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm ¶ ¶ mmm
mmm mmm-mmm mmm-mmm-mmm ¶

¶ mmm mmm mmm-mmm mmm-mmm-mmm
¶ ¶ and the sun will rise ¶

¶ and the sun will rise ¶ ¶
and I'll look into those

¶ and the sun will rise ¶ ¶ and
I'll look into those eyes ¶

¶ and I'll look into those eyes
¶ ¶ that sometimes appear as my

eyes ¶ ¶ that sometimes
appear as my own ¶

¶ that sometimes appear as my own
¶ ¶ and we'll spread out our

own ¶ ¶ and we'll
spread out our wings ¶

¶ and we'll spread out our wings
¶ ¶ and we'll forget all these

wings ¶ ¶ and we'll
forget all these things ¶

¶ and we'll forget all these things
¶ ¶ and into your soul I will go ¶

things ¶ ¶ and into your soul I
will go ¶ ¶ I'm down, I'm down ¶

¶ and into your soul I will go ¶ ¶ I'm
down, I'm down ¶ ¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶

¶ I'm down, I'm down ¶ ¶ I'm down,
hey, hey ¶ ¶ bumh bumh buh ¶

¶ I'm down, hey, hey ¶ ¶ bumh
bumh buh ¶ >> ¶ ooh-ooh ooh ¶

¶ bumh bumh buh ¶ >> ¶ ooh-ooh
ooh ¶ >> ¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ ooh-ooh ooh ¶
>> ¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ yeah, yeah ¶

- holy moly, Liz.
- She actually left her house.

- She actually left her house.
- Alert the media!

Alert the media!

- Alert the media!
- All right, thank you for coming.

All right, thank you for coming.
I'm sure that a lot of you are

all right, thank you for coming.
I'm sure that a

lot of you are here
purely because you owe me

I'm sure that a lot of you are here
purely because you owe me favors.

Here purely because
you owe me favors.

- Favors.
- Or I once bailed you out...

Or I once bailed you out...
Peter.

- Or I once bailed you out...
- Peter.

- Peter.
- >> oh, Peter.

Oh, Peter. >> But,
no, really, you are all

oh, Peter. >> But, no, really, you
are all some of the most influential

but, no, really, you are
all some of the most

influential bloggers
and opinion writers I

some of the most influential
bloggers and opinion

writers I know, so I
thank you very much.

Bloggers and opinion
writers I know, so I thank

you very much. I am
here in lieu of my good

know, so I thank you very much. I am
here in lieu of my good friend with.

I am here in lieu of
my good friend with.

- Friend with.
- >> Okay, guys.

Okay, guys. >> And
maybe you've heard some

okay, guys. >> And maybe you've heard
some murmurings about her group of

and maybe you've heard
some murmurings about

her group of girls
that have been tagging

murmurings about her group of girls that
have been tagging New York City with

girls that have been tagging new
York city with "free the nipple."

New York City with "free the nipple."
I just ask for a few moments of

"free the nipple." I just ask for a few
moments of your time to watch a video

I just ask for a few moments of your time
to watch a video that with put together.

Your time to watch a video that with put
together. And if not, well, I'll just fuck

that with put together. And if not, well,
I'll just fuck off and post it on YouTube.

And if not, well, I'll just fuck off and
post it on YouTube. Okay, I'll shut up.

- Off and post it on YouTube.
- Okay, I'll shut up.

Film censors in America,
like the mpaa, allow

excessive violence,
yet discourage nudity

the mpaa, allow
excessive violence, yet

discourage nudity in one
of the most beautiful

violence, yet discourage
nudity in one of the

most beautiful acts of humankind...
making

in one of the most beautiful acts
of humankind... making love.

Acts of humankind making love.

- Love.
- >> ¶ free the nipple if you dare

¶ free the nipple
if you dare to ¶

¶ free the nipple if you dare
to ¶ ¶ life is all too short ¶

to ¶ ¶ life is all too short ¶
>> well, our sexuality has been

¶ life is all too
short ¶ >> well, our

sexuality has been taken
away from us and is

well, our sexuality has
been taken away from

us and is essentially
being sold back to

taken away from us and is essentially being
sold back to us through advertisement and

essentially being sold back to us through
advertisement and all this stuff.

¶ ...that you should ¶ ¶
free the nipple, everyone who

¶ free the nipple, everyone
who keeps an open door ¶

keeps an open door ¶ ¶ they
are free to lead you... ¶

ashamed of! >> ¶ ...Into
their universe ¶

¶ ...into their universe ¶

¶ ah ah ¶

¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh oh ¶

¶ oh oh ¶ ¶ ah ah ¶

¶ ah ah ¶ ¶ oh ¶

¶ oh ¶ ¶ and make it right ¶

¶ and make it right ¶

¶ ah ¶

as a citizen of one
of the most violent

countries in the world,
I just want to ask one

most violent countries in the world, I
just want to ask one simple question.

World, I just want to ask one simple
question. What is so obscene about a

simple question. What is so
obscene about a woman's body?

What is so obscene about a woman's body?
If religious leaders...

Woman's body? If religious leaders...
>> ...Believe god created man

if religious leaders... >> ...Believe god
created man and woman, and they are so

believe god created man and woman,
and they are so offended by our bodies...

And woman, and they are so offended by
our bodies... >> ...Don't arrest us for

offended by our bodies... >> ...Don't
arrest us for public nudity.

Don't arrest us for public nudity.
>> Complain to the manufacturer!

Public nudity. >>
Complain to the

manufacturer! Get on
your knees and pray for

complain to the manufacturer!
Get on your

knees and pray for god
to make a less obscene

get on your knees and pray for god to
make a less obscene version of us!

God to make a less obscene
version of us! >> Whoo!

- Version of us!
- >> Whoo!

- Whoo! - >> So,
you'rE watching the movie

so, you'rE watching the
movie we made... all of us.

So, you'rE watching the movie we made
all of us. Just a bunch of girls who'd

we made... all of us. Just a bunch of
girls who'd never made a movie before.

Just a bunch of girls who'd never made a
movie before. So, why did we make it?

Never made a movie before. So, why did we
make it? Because it's hard to change the

so, why did we make it? Because
it's hard to change the world.

Because it's hard to change the world.
You have to start somewhere.

World. You have to start somewhere.
We need new heroes, new stories,

you have to start somewhere. We need new
heroes, new stories, and we need Them now.

We need new heroes, new stories, and we
need Them now. >> ¶ and make it right ¶

- and we need Them now.
- >> ¶ and make it right ¶

¶ and make it right ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song,
ma ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

my song, ma ¶ ¶ look what
they've done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song
¶ ¶ well, it's the only thing I

song ¶ ¶ well, it's the only
thing I could do half right ¶

¶ well, it's the only thing I could do
half right ¶ ¶ it's turnin' out all wrong,

could do half right ¶ ¶ it's
turnin' out all wrong, ma ¶

¶ it's turnin' out all wrong, ma
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

ma ¶ ¶ look what they've
done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

song ¶ ¶ look what they've
done to my brain, ma ¶

¶ look what they've done to my brain,
ma ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

brain, ma ¶ ¶ look what
they've done to my brain ¶

¶ look what they've done to my brain
¶ ¶ well, they picked it like a

brain ¶ ¶ well, they picked
it like a chicken bone ¶

¶ well, they picked it like a chicken
bone ¶ ¶ and I think I'm half insane,

chicken bone ¶ ¶ and I think
I'm half insane, ma ¶

¶ and I think I'm half insane, ma
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

ma ¶ ¶ look what they've
done to my brain ¶

¶ look what they've done to my brain
¶ ¶ I wish I could find a book

brain ¶ ¶ I wish I could
find a book to live in ¶

¶ I wish I could find a book to live
in ¶ ¶ wish I could find a good

to live in ¶ ¶ wish I
could find a good book ¶

¶ wish I could find a good book ¶
¶ because if I could find a real

book ¶ ¶ because if I could
find a real good book ¶

¶ because if I could find a real good
book ¶ ¶ I'd never have to come out and

good book ¶ ¶ I'd never have
to come out and look at ¶

¶ I'd never have to come out and look
at ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

look at ¶ ¶ look what
they've done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song
¶ ¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh

song ¶ ¶ buh duh-duh-duh
duh-duh-duh duh ¶

¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh duh
¶ ¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh ¶

duh ¶ ¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh
¶ ¶ well, if the people are buying

¶ buh duh-duh-duh duh-duh duh ¶ ¶ well,
if the people are buying tears ¶

¶ well, if the people are buying tears
¶ ¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶

tears ¶ ¶ I'll be rich some day, ma
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶ ¶ look
what they've done to my brain ¶

¶ look what they've done to my
brain ¶ >> ¶ yeah, maybe I'll be

brain ¶ >> ¶ yeah, maybe
I'll be all right, ma ¶

¶ yeah, maybe I'll be all right,
ma ¶ ¶ and maybe I'll be okay ¶

all right, ma ¶ ¶ and maybe I'll be
okay ¶ ¶ ma, if the people are buying

¶ and maybe I'll be okay ¶ ¶ ma,
if the people are buying tears ¶

¶ ma, if the people are buying tears
¶ ¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶

tears ¶ ¶ I'll be rich some day, ma
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

¶ I'll be rich some day, ma ¶ ¶
look what they've done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

song ¶ ¶ look what they've
done to my song, ma ¶

¶ look what they've done to my song,
ma ¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

song, ma ¶ ¶ look what
they've done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've done to my
song ¶ ¶ well, they tied it in a

song ¶ ¶ well, they tied
it in a plastic bag ¶

¶ well, they tied it in a plastic bag
¶ ¶ and they shook me upside down,

plastic bag ¶ ¶ and they
shook me upside down, ma ¶

¶ and they shook me upside down, ma
¶ ¶ look what they've done to my

ma ¶ ¶ look what they've
done to my song ¶

¶ look what they've
done to my song ¶

song ¶

¶ there's a shower of light ¶

¶ there's a shower of light
¶ ¶ shoots across the sky ¶

¶ there's a shower of
light ¶ ¶ shoots across

the sky ¶ ¶ gently
flowing the energy ¶

¶ shoots across the sky
¶ ¶ gently flowing

the energy ¶ ¶ the stars
flicker in time for

¶ gently flowing the energy ¶ ¶ the
stars flicker in time for you tonight ¶

¶ the stars flicker in time for you
tonight ¶ ¶ if I seem out of place now ¶

you tonight ¶ ¶ if I seem out of place
now ¶ ¶ I can see a way where I might

¶ if I seem out of place now ¶ ¶ I can
see a way where I might be found ¶

¶ I can see a way where I might be
found ¶ ¶ there's a reason that I'm

be found ¶ ¶ there's a reason
that I'm never found right ¶

¶ there's a reason that I'm never found
right ¶ ¶ you always painted me wrong ¶

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