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Little help.
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No. No!
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That's my knuckle sandwich!
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Give it back!
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Give me back my breakfast, you thief!
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Things are mutating fast down here.
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If you stop and look around,
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you might get eaten.
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Hey! Uh, hey. Um...
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Can you tell Wesley...
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Never mind, you're too nuts
to remember anyway.
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I'll tell Wesley.
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Uh, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."
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Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."
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What do you think you're doing?
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You're finger looks like
Tom Sizemore's dick.
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Yeah, I lost some blood, and...
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the gangrene is spreading,
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but I'm fine. I'm fine.
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The truest warrior knows when to hold 'em
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and when to fold 'em.
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Guys, look, I'm fine. Okay?
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Sam is still out there somewhere,
and I have to...
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Mm.
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You are taking a day off.
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So...
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I bet all of you thought
this was just Josh's story,
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the cis white male guiding you
through the end of the world.
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TV testing says people like
a warm gravity blanket of familiarity,
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so they can second-screen
their Insta feed.
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But I say let's fuck some shit up!
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This is my story now.
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I'm throwing kerosene on this motha'
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and scorching conformity to ash.
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I don't do this
breaking-the-fourth-wall bullshit.
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My jam is Clockwork
Orange, Apocalypse Now,
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and the Marty Scorsese classic tale
of violence and loyalty,
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Goodfellas.
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So we're switching to my voice over...
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right now.
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I'm a highly unstable genius.
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I was solving fractal dimensions
of Mandelbrot sets
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while I was still pooping myself
in Dora Pull-Ups.
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But as far back as I can remember,
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I always wanted to be a gangsta.
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My parents treated me
like a precious teacup
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locked up in a glass case.
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But homeschooling was like doing time
on a remote island penal colony.
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A different guard every hour
making me break rocks in a mental quarry.
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I had zero friends.
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My parents wanted me to be
the next Rosalind Franklin,
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the chemistry queenwho actually discovered DNA.
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But she had two douche-b's mansplain away
her Nobel Prize.
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Not me.
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I wanted to be Griselda Blanco,
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the Cocaine Cowgirl
of the MedellĂn Cartel,
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because a gangsta is surrounded by a mob,
a true family,
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and a genius is all fucking alone.
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I have hallucinations.
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I had a three-part plan
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to make myself
into an ice-cold crime lord.
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Step one: get the product.
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I knew setting my curtains on fire
would earn me a trip to my psychiatrist,
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Dr. "Has-No-Idea-I'm-Manipulating-
His-Yale-Educated-Ass."
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I lie about my anxiety, and I get Ritalin.
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Depression - Prozac. Pain - Vicodin.
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Sleep - Klonopin. Watch this move.
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I saw a dead cat...
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One tear... and I felt nothing.
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Nets me one month of Adderall.
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Step two: cut the product.
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Griselda Blanco had a lingerie factory
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so mules could smuggle cocaine
in their cooch.
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I had slime.
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Kids are losing their shit
making and selling slime.
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It was the perfect front
for a ten-year-old cutie-pie like me:
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edible slime.
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I came up with adorbs code names
to push my product.
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Zany Zucchini is Xanax.
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Life's Lemons is Lexapro.
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I posted a DIY video to YouTube,
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and I was officially open for business.
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So take it from me, guys. "Slimer:"
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Don't feel your feelings.
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"Just eat them."
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Step three: distribute the product.
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In no time,
I was the Slime Queenpin
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of the San Gabriel Valley.
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Nothing and no one was going to stop me.
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The selling of slime
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and/or slime-related products
has been banned on campus, young scholar.
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Are you even a student here?
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Of course, I did my research on Burr.
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I was prepared for anything.
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This is a fundraiser
to abdicate for a sustainable ag.
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All of my slime is made
with local phytoplankton.
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Oh, really?
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This is for you. Chocolate Surprise.
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Oh... Well...
I do like phytoplankton.
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Tight.
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Best part: I put Visine in his slime.
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He's gonna shart his BVDs all day.
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This is why I want to be a gangsta,
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to be part of a family by choice,
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a tribe who accepts me for who I am.
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A tribe that is there for you,
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that protects you
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no matter what.
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Uh...
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No.
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Listen up, piss midget.
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The Target on your side has a pharmacy.
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We need those antibiotics,
or Josh will die.
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Saving a human life is the highest form
of karmic reward, Eli.
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Karma was my cousin Mia's stripper name,
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and now she's a puddle of skin
on Central Avenue.
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- Karma is dead.
- Do you want Josh to die?
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I want my fucking mall back.
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You heathens are trespassing,
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but if you leave,
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I'll dose you some of my pharma
to save Josh.
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So you have antibiotics?
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Well, no,
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but I have other stuff that could help.
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Ice packs, Luna bars. Good ones.
No lemon bullshit.
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I'll trade you for some lotion.
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Lotion? You should have plenty.
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Mavis and I used it all.
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I think Mavis is a mannequin.
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Ew!
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Lotion for what? The sex?
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No! Mavis and I are saving ourselves
until marriage.
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Until then, we're taking practice shots.
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Scrubbing potatoes,
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Flogging Molly, Spotifying,
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Defense Against the Dark Arts,
going down to Palm Springs,
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getting a salmon head...
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Come on, just give me one squirt
of that cucumber melon ointment.
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I don't negotiate with terrorists.
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Come on, Wesley.
Let's find the drugs somehow...
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somewhere else.
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Hey...
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I know your secret sauce,
and it ain't tzatziki.
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You don't know dick about shit.
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I know you are going to get me my lotion.
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- I'm whitemailing your ass.
- Don't you mean blackmail?
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I'm reclaiming the word.
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White is the total of all color.
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You and me are brothers, brother.
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I told Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."
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Okay.
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- You look upset.
- I'm hungry.
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- I think I saw a panini maker...
- I want something more...
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substantial.
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I was gonna eat your finger,
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but then a bird stole it,
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stole my breakfast,
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the most important meal of the day,
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and I'm still so very, very...
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so very, very, very...
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so very, very, very ravenous!
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No! Stop! Stop, stop!
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- This is gonna be for the best.
- No, no, no!
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Stop! Stop, stop!
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Do you think it's okay that
we left Josh all alone with the Witch?
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Ms. Crumble had the chance to eat
Josh's whole arm and didn't.
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She's harmless, mostly.
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All right. Slow down.
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I'm fine. And we're racing against death.
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We have to get those antibiotics.
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And since you're too chickenshit
to get behind the wheel,
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I'm driving.
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I didn't need a license
when we had Uber and killer bud.
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I'm going to Victor's Pharmacy.
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The Rite Aid on Brand is closer.
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No go. That's Yung Kopps' turf.
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The CVS on York.
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4-H Club territory.
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- The CVS on Central?
- Cheermazons.
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The CVS on San Fernando.
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The Disciples of Kardashia will flay
our skin to make throw pillows.
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How do you know about all these tribes?
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- Used to hang with them.
- Which ones? The Disciples?
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The Disciples, Kopps, 4-H.
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That's a lot of tribes.
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Also, did some time
with the Porto Bakery Boyz
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and a hot minute
with the Highland Park Donut Hos.
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Those are some crazy bitches.
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Damn, girl!
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You get around!
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Why don't you just stay put?
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I could tell Wesley the truth,
how they rejected me,
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how it hurt,
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but that would require
what my dead psychiatrist,
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Dr. "What-Can-A-Forty-Year-Old-Dude-
Know-About-Girls"
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called radical self-acceptance.
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Maybe, it would make me feel better
to open up,
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share.
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Sharing is caring, but...
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I don't give a rat's dick.
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What about you?
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Aren't you the shiny star
of Glendale High?
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Shouldn't you be with the Jocks?
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I was.
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I left.
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I left because...
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because Turbo is fucking insane.
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Principal Burr, you have
a kind and compassionate heart.
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Oh, well, thank you.
That's all the cardio.
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Mona, Mona, hi.
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I just wanted to tell you, um,
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you have the best tits,
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like, fearless cleavage.
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You're a femme future leader.
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If you're making fun of me, Sam Dean,
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I swear I'll gas-pedal your box.
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You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?
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You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?
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Know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?
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Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!
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The game is on the line.
League championship.
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Fifteen seconds left.
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Turbo Pokaski has the weight of the team
on his shoulders.
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He gets the ball, he fades back to the 50.
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Ten seconds left.
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The South Pass line goes after him.
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Turbo evades one tackle, breaks another.
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He leaves the pocket and scrambles.
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He lets the ball fly!
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It's above down the left sideline!
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He hands to Brinker at three!
A perfect pass!
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Brinker falls into the end zone!
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Glendale wins!
Glendale wins the championship!
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It is all Turbo.
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Turbo Pokaski does it again!
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We are not the villains.
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We are the heroes keeping you safe
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from those who would do you harm,
my brothers.
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But you STEM Punks
up and bit the hand that fed you.
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Now, you got to heel.
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Hurry the fuck up, Slowen.
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Hey, yo, pick up the pace, Slowen.
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No pinny left behind, Slowen.
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- Slow-ass Owen!
- Slow-motion Owen!
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Slow-growin' Owen.
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I don't get that.
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- You know, 'cause his dick can't get hard.
- Whoa, that's sexual harassment, bro.
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- We don't do that anymore.
- Ow!
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Everyone gets a color.
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Blues, you're the kitchen scuts.
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Yellows, Ghoulie wranglers
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for American Ninja Idol.
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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,348
Reds, you're spike brigade.
255
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,693
What's spike brigade?
256
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,939
Am I going deaf?
257
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:06,156
Did I just hear myself ask
for stupid motherfucking questions?
258
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,028
You'll see tonight. Move!
259
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,079
Turbo has another job for you, beautiful.
260
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,497
Something special.
261
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,621
I'll get the antibiotics.
262
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,409
You grab all the gummy bears
you can carry.
263
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,952
The acid in that shit rots teeth.
264
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,543
Josh can't swallow,
we can't hook up an IV,
265
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,834
so I have to crush the pills
into edible slime.
266
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,877
Some girl used to do that at our school.
267
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,423
Sounds like she was a boss.
268
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,506
I heard she was socio-pathetic.
269
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,965
Just do your job.
270
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,239
I was only six years old
when I made my very first bomb.
271
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,501
I blew up my talking teddy bear.
272
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,789
His name was Mr. Bearman.
273
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,752
He said he loved me,
said we were besties.
274
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,714
But then I wondered,
275
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,341
what does this bear say
when I'm not around?
276
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,883
Did he talk shit?
277
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,260
Did he rat me out to my parents?
278
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,095
Snitches get stitches,
279
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,062
and talking bears get blown up.
280
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,398
Dr. "Can't-Stop-His-Own-Husband-
From-Having-An-Affair" said
281
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,690
I suffered from
paranoid personality disorder.
282
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:11,355
He said I test people because
I don't think anyone really likes me...
283
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,946
but I just like making shit 'splode.
284
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,128
Guys, I need your help.
285
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,799
I am so hungry,
286
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,257
but everything I eat
287
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,597
tastes like a yeast infection
and cilantro,
288
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,850
except for blood.
289
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,516
Blood tastes really good.
290
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,231
Yes, Stacy,
291
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,775
I am wearing a new shade of dirt,
292
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,034
but can we just focus
on the issues at hand, please?
293
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,787
What? What's that, Tracy?
294
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,667
Kill Josh? No, I couldn't. No.
295
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,302
Could I? No, it would be wrong.
296
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,931
Maybe just a taste, though?
297
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,217
Stacy. Yes, I know,
298
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,064
I have zero self-control.
299
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,810
Yes, we all remember
the Almond Roca incident,
300
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,689
but I do like blood, Tracy.
301
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,305
No. No. I also don't like murder.
302
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,898
What do you think, Alejandro?
303
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,153
You've been very quiet.
304
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:15,945
What?
305
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,198
Are you so disgusted
that you can't even look at me?
306
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,202
What are you staring at?
307
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,550
You're a genius. Thank you.
308
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,437
Listen up, maggots. Roll call.
309
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,065
Matthew.
310
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:54,989
Morgan.
311
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,108
Micah.
312
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,315
Michelle.
313
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,414
Mason.
314
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,488
Martin.
315
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,531
Max.
316
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,784
Maximilian.
317
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,037
Maxwell.
318
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,198
Maya.
319
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,456
Madison. Maisie. Murray.
320
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,792
Matilda. Melanie. Melania. Maritza.
321
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,745
Marco. Mordecai. Melicia.
322
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,205
Megan. Molly. Millie.
323
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,720
Muji. Malia.
324
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,138
And... Sasha.
325
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,427
All present.
326
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,019
Wakey, wakey, tofu eggs and bakey.
327
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,534
- Hello, lover.
- Uh-uh.
328
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,661
Yes.
329
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,291
Uh-uh!
330
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,540
It's time to eat up, Josh.
331
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:59,381
It's time to eat you up, Josh.
332
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,137
Yeah.
333
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,985
Wesley, I found some gummies.
334
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,584
Lotion.
335
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:30,830
You probably want to know
about the lotion.
336
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,839
- Oh, God, my car...
- Ghoulies.
337
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,499
They must've heard the bang.
338
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,757
I... need... bathroom.
339
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,880
Oh, God...
340
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,556
They're everywhere.
341
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,352
If I'm going down,
342
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,226
I'm going down in a blaze.
343
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,956
Did someone just save us?
344
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,469
Stop smoking rainbows.
345
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,968
No, they want our shit,
346
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,832
and we're not gonna give it up.
347
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:35,981
Is it LaCroy,
348
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,651
or is it LaCroix?
349
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,778
Is it LaCroy...
350
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,633
Cheermazons.
351
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,641
Tight.
352
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:11,932
You remember Demi.
353
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,428
We have a history.
354
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,306
Days into my reign as queenpin,
355
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,227
and I was one of the most popular girls
in a school I didn't even go to.
356
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,571
Only Sam Dean was more popular.
357
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,574
Her thirst trap video went viral
358
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,158
and made her an instant influencer.
359
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,254
But I had influence of my own.
360
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,538
Everyone ate my ooze.
361
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,963
From Fortnite gamers who wanted Fioricet
362
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:42,712
to roid-cases who needed untraceable HGH.
363
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,048
But I had my people.
364
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:46,675
They respected me.
365
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,344
I was their squad mother.
366
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,052
Hey, Demi.
367
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,104
It's pronounced Demi.
368
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,560
Isn't that what I said?
369
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:55,731
You said Demi.
370
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,555
- Demi.
- No.
371
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,559
Demi.
372
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,017
Say it like I say it.
373
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,861
- I am.
- Demi.
374
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,531
- Demi.
- Demi.
375
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,240
- Demi.
- Demi.
376
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:08,362
Demi.
377
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,293
Don't you hate it when your drug dealer
tries to make it social?
378
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:19,036
Maybe Dr. "Does-Have-Some-
Interesting-Observations" is right.
379
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,884
Maybe I am paranoid.
380
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,669
Maybe I test people.
381
00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,552
But it's not my fault they fail.
382
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,278
Hey, Slimer.
383
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,452
'Sup, Wes?
384
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:53,029
Demi.
385
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:55,616
WTF? That's exactly how I said it.
386
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:57,042
You look good, girl.
387
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,540
I don't dress for you.
388
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,671
I dress for myself.
389
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,594
I dress for comfort.
390
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,049
I dress for the occasion.
391
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,546
And the occasion...
392
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,756
is revenge.
393
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,474
You and I don't have any beef.
394
00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,184
We've been fighting a forever war.
395
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,232
In 6,000 years of history,
396
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,480
women could only vote
for the last hundred.
397
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,898
Women make up half of America,
398
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:27,731
and we never elected a female President.
399
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:32,315
Men fucked the world
like it was a Tinder hookup.
400
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:36,239
And now, women are gonna swipe left.
401
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,656
So you're gonna kill all the men?
402
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:42,205
#time-is-really-motherfucking-up
403
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,540
Don't!
404
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,835
- I'm not gonna let you kill him.
- We'll have words later, sister.
405
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,215
- You don't have to do this, Angelica.
- Yes, I do.
406
00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,052
You're gonna mess around
and get killed too.
407
00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,267
- No!
- I can't hold my arm much longer.
408
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,058
Then you'll just have to shoot me.
409
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,020
We don't kill our own kind. Move.
410
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,773
No! Wesley is woke, gay, and black.
411
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,646
He's just as marginalized as all of you.
412
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,275
He's a Jock.
413
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:15,282
Do you know what Turbo's doing?
He's rounding up kids.
414
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,405
- Wesley is not with them.
- But he was.
415
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,912
He's a samurai now, with an honor code.
416
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,155
A pacifist who won't even off a Ghoulie.
417
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,077
He's risking everything
just to save our friend, Josh.
418
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:26,586
- Tennis Josh?
- No.
419
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,187
- Little Josh with the big truck?
- No.
420
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:31,301
- Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh?
- Just Josh! Okay?
421
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,547
We have antibiotics.
422
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:35,554
He needs us.
423
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,845
We're all he has.
424
00:26:44,978 --> 00:26:46,228
LaCroy?
425
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,019
Or LaCroix?
426
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,084
The pyramid is the Cheermazon emblem.
427
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,840
It's a symbol of balance and strength.
428
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,920
Each side supports the other.
429
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:15,216
I welcome you to pledge our tribe.
430
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,755
You want me to join the Cheermazons?
431
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,179
You won't be joining anything yet.
432
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:25,807
First, you have to
survive the gauntlet.
433
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:30,566
Only the strongest and smartest girls
can pass our initiation trials.
434
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,609
This is everything I want.
435
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:36,448
A mafia.
436
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:39,739
A family that is together by choice,
437
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:44,041
that has each other's backs,
that wears killer matching outfits,
438
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,370
but aren't too matchy-matchy,
439
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,916
which is honestly really hard to pull off.
440
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:51,499
The antibiotics? Josh?
441
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,459
Wesley can take the drugs to Just Josh,
442
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:56,877
but you...
443
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,468
can stay with us.
444
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,096
The choice is yours, little sister.
445
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,531
What...
Why exactly am I dressed like this?
446
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,030
I know you guys have American Ninja Idol,
447
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,533
but we're playing Survivor.
What am I doing here?
448
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,372
Stand on the X. Read the lines.
449
00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:25,451
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
450
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:29,674
Do your job, do it well,
you can be a part of the family.
451
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:32,287
Why do they call you Mona Lisa?
452
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,997
Because I smile all the time.
453
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,331
"Hey, Champ."
454
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,632
Uh...
455
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,840
"No love is greater
than that of a father for his son.
456
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:19,923
Dan Brown."
457
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,644
Am I supposed to be your dad?
458
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,894
Is your dad Indiana Jones?
459
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:29,983
Read the lines!
460
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:32,229
Uh... "Don't give up on your dreams",
461
00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,442
or your dreams will give up on you."
462
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:38,398
If, uh... "If life doesn't challenge you,
then it won't change you."
463
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:42,282
"Players with fight never lose a game.
They just run out of time."
464
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,535
These are all like
motivational sports posters.
465
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,582
I believe it was Kierkegaard who said...
466
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,705
"Just do it. Just do it."
467
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,130
"Your only limit is you."
468
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:13,894
Hey.
469
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:19,856
Hey, I miss my dad too.
470
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:24,452
I heard some of you guys talking
about how you lost a fight.
471
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,991
That kid named Josh.
472
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,155
I know that hurts, but, um...
473
00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,626
Come on, you were all-time, man.
474
00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:40,629
Uh... I remember that game
against South Pass.
475
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,756
Busted out of those three sacks
476
00:30:43,466 --> 00:30:45,586
and still threw a perfect bomb to Brinker.
477
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:49,345
Even when everything was stacked
against you,
478
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:51,676
you hunkered down, and you won.
479
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,561
You can still win.
480
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,910
I... I bet your dad was proud of you then.
481
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,156
I'm sure he'd be proud of you now.
482
00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:15,961
And the man you've become.
483
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,879
He'd be so proud, man.
484
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,044
A leader.
485
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:22,796
He'd be so proud.
486
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,681
Come on.
487
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:29,928
Come on.
488
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,180
It's okay. It's okay.
489
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,631
- Drop him.
- Wait, what?
490
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,377
Spike brigade!
491
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,070
Thanks for driving.
492
00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,737
Thanks for saving my life.
493
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:39,666
Why didn't you go with the Cheermazons?
494
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:41,166
It'd be a good fit.
495
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,634
I know you wanted to.
496
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,843
Why'd you take the lotion for Eli?
497
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,140
Eli's not all terrible.
498
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,354
We've all done some stupid shit
to survive.
499
00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:00,234
I'm just trying to keep the peace.
500
00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,858
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
501
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,730
You're not answering the question.
502
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,779
Why didn't you go with Demi?
503
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,162
The answer is simple.
504
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,167
Hey.
505
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:27,125
You're in deep.
506
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,173
I've done worse.
507
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,429
Well, hey, Josh.
508
00:33:38,057 --> 00:33:39,177
You know this girl?
509
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,517
Angelica?
510
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:44,112
Yeah, she sucks.
511
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,318
Oh, now, Josh. Words matter.
512
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:48,439
We can't be complicit in a blame cycle.
513
00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:54,235
I've witnessed all kinds
of shenanigans over the years,
514
00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:57,333
but I like to think of students
as wildflowers.
515
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,660
Each one is...
516
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,123
is beautiful...
517
00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:08,376
and unique, but... but like their names...
518
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:09,629
Excuse me.
519
00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:16,676
You put Visine in his slime?
520
00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:19,523
- It worked on you.
- It's literally attempted murder.
521
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,313
Principal Burr won't press charges.
522
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,102
He'll see this
as an educational opportunity.
523
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,442
So will my parents,
524
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:29,483
and my tutors,
525
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:31,526
and my therapist.
526
00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,537
Look, being homeschooled sucks.
527
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,908
You want to go to a real school,
528
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:42,996
you want a friend.
529
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,209
I know. I... Trust me, I get it.
530
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,340
But there are better ways to make friends
than being Pablo Escobar.
531
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,881
Griselda Blanco.
532
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:54,554
Oh, God, you really are terrible.
533
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,510
Thanks.
534
00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:59,933
But you're also interesting...
535
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:02,641
and weird. Good weird.
536
00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:05,136
You know...
537
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:06,978
worth-it weird.
538
00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:12,691
I think you should
just let people see that.
539
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,004
Bye, Angelica.
540
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,344
Hey!
541
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:40,677
Of course, I'm paranoid
about what people think of me.
542
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:44,140
That doesn't make me have
a personality disorder.
543
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,395
It makes me a ten-year-old girl.
544
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:52,936
Everyone wants to be someone
who is liked, admired, loved.
545
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,607
I test people.
546
00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,237
I push people because...
547
00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,906
I want to see who will push back.
548
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,869
I didn't go with the Cheermazons
because...
549
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,791
I want to stay with Josh.
550
00:36:08,082 --> 00:36:09,292
Josh hates you.
551
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,168
I know that.
552
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:12,799
Are you crushing?
553
00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,419
- Ew, no!
- Angelica!
554
00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:18,086
I'm trying to make something here.
555
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,296
Our own tribe!
556
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,426
We have zero in common.
557
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:25,642
But we could be so much stronger
than the Jocks or the Cheermazons.
558
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,845
My smarts, your moral compass,
559
00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,305
Josh's survival skills.
560
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:31,935
Brain, soul, heart.
561
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:33,573
We could be so good together.
562
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,530
How many gangs booted you?
563
00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:38,489
All of them? You're not a team player.
564
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,071
But I'm trying to be.
565
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,741
Real talk, either A:
566
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,155
Josh is going to die of an infection,
567
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:49,964
or B: we save him,
and he leaves to go find Sam.
568
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:00,929
Where did you get that?
569
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,006
I made it on my 3D printer.
570
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,772
I wanted to be Sam.
I even wore my hair like her.
571
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,556
I watched her video 20 times.
572
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:15,610
I wished people looked at me
the way they looked at her.
573
00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,572
Everybody loves Sam.
574
00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,198
Everybody loves Sam.
575
00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:53,598
You didn't eat me.
576
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,146
I am eating you.
577
00:37:57,441 --> 00:38:01,611
My little maggot friends consumed
the bacteria around your finger
578
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,656
and stopped the infection from spreading,
579
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,949
and now, I am eating the necrotic tissue
inside the larvae.
580
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,825
Oh, yeah,
581
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:12,829
tastes like Josh.
582
00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,343
You... tied me up
so I wouldn't hurt myself.
583
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:20,046
To help.
584
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,552
I was planning on consuming you...
585
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,966
and then I decided... nah.
586
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:35,146
Well, you still saved my life.
587
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,899
Oh, no, the maggots did most of the work.
588
00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:38,518
Oh, sorry, buddy.
589
00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:39,941
And the other two.
590
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,326
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
591
00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:51,538
Hey, what flavor is this, anyway?
592
00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:55,581
Antibiotic Apple or, uh...
Triage Truffle?
593
00:38:57,084 --> 00:39:00,424
They call it "Josh-Cut-Off-His-Finger-
Because-He-Sucks-Dick Berry."
594
00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:04,591
What's going on?
595
00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:08,053
Are you crying?
596
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,147
We found her body on the way back.
597
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,486
Show me.
598
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:34,662
Sam.
599
00:39:42,088 --> 00:39:43,168
Sam.
600
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:50,889
Okay, don't get weepy.
601
00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,521
That's not Sam.
602
00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:54,018
I'm lying.
603
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,430
It's what I do best.
604
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,691
I had to make Josh stay at the mall.
605
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,772
I came up with a three-part plan.
606
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:05,903
Stop the car.
607
00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,606
Part one: find dead body.
608
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,672
Part two: make body look like Sam.
609
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,426
Are you crying?
610
00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,228
Part three:
611
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:38,729
lie your ass off.
612
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:51,656
Could I have come up with a better plan
to get Josh to stay?
613
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,907
Fuck no.
614
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:57,912
This is my jam.
615
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,374
I'm brilliant at manipulating,
616
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,088
blowing shit up, gangsta.
617
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,422
It's easy to destroy things.
618
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,966
It's harder to put things together.
619
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,305
We're all searching for our tribe,
620
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,516
searching to connect with someone.
621
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,194
Searching to connect with anyone.
622
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:28,489
This is what being in the mafia
was all about.
623
00:41:29,278 --> 00:41:32,738
The mafia will do anything, anything...
624
00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:34,912
for their family.
625
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,751
They'll do whatever it takes
626
00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:40,208
to protect the people they love.
627
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,218
I am a terrible little shit.
628
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,466
I know.
629
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:02,765
But if I didn't do this,
Josh would leave and get killed.
630
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,689
I did this to save my friend,
631
00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:11,704
to keep him safe,
632
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,113
to keep us safe...
633
00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:17,025
so that we could be a tribe.
633
00:42:18,305 --> 00:42:24,545
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