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Are you okay?
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- You are a life saver.
- Yeah, man.
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- We can't thank you enough.
- Hey, mad props.
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I could have sworn
the guy said south.
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But then, all of a sudden
we're off the main road.
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I'm trying to read the map while I'm
driving, which is a bonehead maneuver.
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And all of a sudden...
Bam, we're in that ditch.
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Yeah, bam,
I'm like, what the hell? You know?
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Yes, and my coffee mug.
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Coffee? My mug of coffee?
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It spills all over my pants.
I mean, just... a nightmare.
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Dude, you so need GPS.
I mean, for real.
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Like I said,
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we couldn't be more grateful.
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Can't we just
dump 'em here?
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What, then somebody finds them?
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Then what?
People have seen us.
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You're gonna flood it, man.
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I'm not gonna flood it.
She's not gonna flood, all right?
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We're just gonna stay positive, right?
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We're going to clean up this mess.
Wish you would start.
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Damn it. See? You flooded it.
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All right. All right.
You know what?
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The RV is going to start now.
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The RV is going
to start right now.
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It's gonna start and we're gonna
drive it over to your house.
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- My house?
- Yes.
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We'll drive it over there
and park it overnight.
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- And then tomorrow...
- No, man, not my house!
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Shut up!
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After we finish
cleaning up this mess,
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we will go our separate ways.
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Our paths will never cross.
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And we will tell this to no one.
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Understood?
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What, I can talk now?
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Fine.
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That goes double for me.
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Be good to me.
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Oh, shit.
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"The Cat's in the Bag"
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Walt?
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You coming out?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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You wanna hear something funny?
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We had a faculty
meeting last Thursday
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and the topic was
senior class photos,
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and how we had instituted
a new rule last year
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that seniors are allowed to
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have photos taken by
a photographer of their choice,
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Not necessarily the photographer
that the school hires, right? So...
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Anyway, some of the senior girls
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were going to that...
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Glamour Shots place,
to have their photos taken,
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and now they're bringing us
all these photos,
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and Joan Epperman,
you know Joan,
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suddenly has to go
through all these photos
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and turn them down,
because they show cleavage.
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Did you get enough
pancakes, sweetie?
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Yeah. I'm good.
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You know, even these
small-busted girls... have cleavage.
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Apparently there's some
new type of brassiere,
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or something.
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The Wonderbra...
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It's the Wonderbra.
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Hey, there. You've reached Walt,
Skyler and Walter, Junior.
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We can't come to the phone right now,
so please leave us a message.
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Hello, Mr. White.
This is AT&T calling.
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Are you happy with your
current long distance service?
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'Cause if you're not,
I would definitely, really
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love to talk to you
as soon as possible about...
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Hello? Hello.
This is Walter White speaking.
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You said he was
practically dead, okay?
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You said he would die any minute!
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Listen, I am having breakfast
with my family right now,
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and I really don't appreciate
these sales calls.
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Well, too bad, man,
'cause guess what.
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He's still not dead!
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I went and put my ear to the RV,
I can hear him, like,
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rolling around in there, all right?
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I think he's awake, man,
I think he's trying to get loose.
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Where the hell are you?
I'm freaking out over here!
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- Calm down, damn it.
- Are you gonna help me clean this up?
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- We got loose ends here!
- Calm down!
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I will be there after school.
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After school?
Are you shitting me?
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Ditch it, man, call in sick.
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Listen, that is just not
going to work for me.
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I'm not interested in that at all.
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And I would appreciate
if you don't call here anymore.
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Damn. They're so annoying,
those people.
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- You have a good day, sweetie.
- Okay, Mom. You too.
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Bye, honey.
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- Drive safe.
- Okay.
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Yo, yo, yo, 148-3369,
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representing the ABQ.
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What up, biatch?
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Leave it at the tone.
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So, the term "chiral"
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derives from
the Greek word "hand."
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The concept here being that,
just as your left hand,
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and your right hand are
mirror images of one another, right?
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Identical, and yet opposite.
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Well, so too organic
compounds can exist as
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mirror image forms
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of one another all the way down
at the molecular level.
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But although
they may look the same,
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they don't always
behave the same.
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For instance...
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I'm sorry...
For instance...
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Thalidomide.
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The right-handed isomer
of the drug Thalidomide
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is a perfectly fine good medicine
to give to a pregnant woman
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to prevent morning sickness but,
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make the mistake of giving
that same pregnant woman
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the left-handed isomer
of the drug Thalidomide,
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and her child
will be born with
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horrible birth defects.
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Which is precisely
what happened in the 1950s.
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So, chiral, chirality,
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mirrored images, right?
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Active, inactive.
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Good, bad.
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Yes, Ben?
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Is this gonna be on the murder?
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What?
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Is this gonna be on the mid-term?
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The chirality on the mid-term?
No, no, well, maybe,
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maybe, yes, you know,
but prepare
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for it to be on the mid-term.
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Can't hurt to know it, right?
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Knowledge is power!
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Oh, no, no...
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Not good. Not good.
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What the...
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Hey, you.
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Listen...
No, no, no, no!
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Oh, God!
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MILF's?
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What the hell is a MILF?
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Now what?
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The other one,
out in the RV, he's...
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- You're sure?
- Yes.
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Positive?
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- Feel free to go check it yourself.
- Yes, good idea.
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Maybe I should do that before he, too,
wanders off on the damn street!
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- Okay, you know what, I...
- All right, all right!
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The one downstairs,
tell me about him.
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Come on, anything, something!
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- Start with his name, at least!
- Krazy-8.
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Krazy-8?
What the hell does that even mean?
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I don't know, man, okay?
I mean, he's like,
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Krazy-8, okay? I don't know.
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So, you work with him regularly?
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No, not him so much.
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- His cousin, mainly.
- Who's his cousin?
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- The guy out in the RV!
- All right, all right.
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Krazy-8's one level higher.
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One level higher?
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Yeah, you know,
not like street level.
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Higher.
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You know, there's like
a Starbucks at every corner?
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Krazy-8 is, like, the dude
that sells Starbucks his beans.
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Okay, so he's a distributor.
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Okay, so, is he...
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I mean, is he...
In other words...
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What is his reputation for violence?
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Well, um...
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He did try to kill us both
yesterday, so there's that.
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What I'm trying to say
is that he's a distributor, right?
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He's a... He's a businessman,
he's a man of business.
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It would therefore seem to follow
that he is capable of acting
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out of mutual self-interest, yes?
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What?
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Do you think he is capable
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of listening to reason?
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What kind of reason?
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Like "Dear Krazy-8, listen,
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"if I let you go, will you promise not
to come back and waste my family?
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"No Colombian neckties."
You mean that kind of reason?
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No, man, I can't say as I have
high hopes where that's concerned.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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Come see!
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We gotta tie him up.
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Why the hell didn't we tie him up?
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Because he was out cold.
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But what if he's faking it?
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Like if it was me, I'd be all
faking being knocked out, yo!
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And then,
when the coast is clear,
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I'd be up looking
for weapons and shit,
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waiting to pounce!
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Now if it was me, and I couldn't
find a decent enough weapon,
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I would just lie back down,
and bide my time.
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So now what do we do?
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You keep asking me that
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like you think
I have some answer.
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- Well, you gotta do something!
- We!
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We have got to do something,
and I am opened to suggestions.
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Man, uh-uh, okay,
this whole thing was your deal!
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Don't you dare put that on me!
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You brought those guys out there,
this is your responsability!
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Like I came to you,
begging to cook meth.
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"Nerdiest old dude I know,
you wanna come cook crystal?" Please!
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"I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but
her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV."
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What about the...
the phosphate gas?
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Phosphine gas.
What about it?
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I mean, do you think
it still might kill him?
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You know, with like
a delayed reaction or something?
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I don't know.
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- You're supposed to be a scientist!
- Look!
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This isn't even the issue
that demands immediate attention.
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We have got a body in that RV,
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and it's getting warmer
outside, understand?
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And we have got to do something
about that soon.
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And in a way that
no one will ever find it.
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Now that last part
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is very, very important.
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Therefore,
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it seems to me that
our best course of action
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would be chemical disincorporation.
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Dissolving in strong acid.
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Oh man, that's messed up.
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You're not...
You're not serious?
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You're serious?
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Who's gonna do that?
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And don't look at me!
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I guess we'll both do it together.
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No, Mr. White, okay,
I'm not good with dead bodies.
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We're in this 50/50, okay?
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I guess the only
other fair way
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to go about this would be...
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that one of us deals with the...
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body situation,
while the other one of us...
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deals with the Krazy-8 situation.
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In a scenario like this,
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I don't suppose
it is bad form to just...
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flip a coin.
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- Heads or tails?
- I'll do the body in the acid, okay?
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Heads or tails?
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Heads.
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Best two out of three?
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Yo, yo, yo, 148-3369,
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representing the ABQ.
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What up, biatch?
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Leave it at the tone.
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Mr. White, it's me, pick up.
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I got a container question.
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Hello? Mr. White,
pick up the phone, man!
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Yes?
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What kind of plastic, man?
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00:23:44,144 --> 00:23:46,105
Polyethylene.
253
00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:49,216
How the hell
am I supposed to know that?
254
00:23:49,251 --> 00:23:51,010
Because I told you.
255
00:23:51,051 --> 00:23:52,845
Look, just...
256
00:23:53,429 --> 00:23:57,558
look at the bottom
for a triangle
257
00:23:58,058 --> 00:24:00,311
stamped "LDPE."
258
00:24:00,352 --> 00:24:02,645
It should be molded
right into the plastic.
259
00:24:02,687 --> 00:24:05,106
Yeah, yeah, LDPE.
Right on, got it.
260
00:24:05,481 --> 00:24:09,569
But... I don't know, man,
this feels kind of flimsy.
261
00:24:10,153 --> 00:24:12,905
Any decent acid's gonna
eat right through this.
262
00:24:13,031 --> 00:24:15,532
- Not hydrofluoric.
- Why not?
263
00:24:17,576 --> 00:24:20,704
Look, you skipped,
264
00:24:21,204 --> 00:24:23,415
clowned around
or otherwise jerked off
265
00:24:23,457 --> 00:24:25,959
to every lecture I ever gave.
266
00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:29,629
As far as I'm concerned,
your chemistry education is over.
267
00:24:29,795 --> 00:24:31,964
Oh, okay.
Be a dick about it.
268
00:24:34,884 --> 00:24:36,552
So, hey, have you...
269
00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:40,181
Have you done the thing?
270
00:24:45,488 --> 00:24:49,158
Yeah, I'm working up to it.
271
00:24:52,704 --> 00:24:55,874
You know what?
I bet he doesn't even wake up.
272
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,665
Not even if you took him
to the hospital right now.
273
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:04,170
Now, if it was me, I would just
try and think of it like I was...
274
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,131
I was doing him a favor.
275
00:27:18,844 --> 00:27:20,345
Who's there?
276
00:27:24,062 --> 00:27:26,647
Don't you fucking play games
with me. Who's there?
277
00:27:31,151 --> 00:27:33,445
Yeah, I see you.
278
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,784
What are you gonna do?
279
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,880
I need water!
280
00:27:57,349 --> 00:27:59,476
Bring me some water, would you?
281
00:28:01,895 --> 00:28:03,147
Please?
282
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:21,427
You don't like the crust?
283
00:29:31,648 --> 00:29:33,692
Where's my cousin Emilio?
284
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,573
He dead?
285
00:31:33,652 --> 00:31:35,321
Hey, Mr. White!
286
00:31:36,405 --> 00:31:37,865
Mr. White?
287
00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:46,247
Are you smoking weed?
288
00:31:46,282 --> 00:31:47,832
Oh, my God!
289
00:31:48,534 --> 00:31:50,869
Wait a minute.
Is that my weed?
290
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:54,498
What the hell, man?
291
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:57,417
Make yourself at home,
why don't you?
292
00:31:59,455 --> 00:32:01,624
So what did you end up buying?
293
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,626
Nothing.
294
00:32:05,127 --> 00:32:08,881
No store in town sells a plastic bin
big enough for a body.
295
00:32:10,674 --> 00:32:13,801
I don't suppose you could
buy two bins...
296
00:32:18,973 --> 00:32:21,684
Legs in one,
torso in the other?
297
00:32:22,769 --> 00:32:23,603
God.
298
00:32:25,104 --> 00:32:27,731
I don't suppose
you could kiss my ass?
299
00:32:39,526 --> 00:32:41,652
How did it go?
300
00:32:48,599 --> 00:32:50,475
So you didn't do it?
301
00:32:51,288 --> 00:32:52,623
Not yet.
302
00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:54,846
God.
303
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:02,696
- I gotta go.
- What? No, come back here!
304
00:33:03,531 --> 00:33:06,075
Sorry.
I'll do it tomorrow, I promise.
305
00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:06,988
Tomorrow?
306
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:09,197
I've got a doctor's appointement,
I gotta go.
307
00:33:09,386 --> 00:33:11,305
Look, stay away from him.
308
00:33:11,743 --> 00:33:13,078
He's awake.
309
00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:17,789
Hey, man, we flipped a coin.
310
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,924
We flipped a coin!
311
00:33:28,521 --> 00:33:30,023
We're good?
312
00:33:30,627 --> 00:33:32,379
We're very good.
313
00:33:32,431 --> 00:33:34,391
We're excellent, I'd say.
314
00:33:37,612 --> 00:33:41,366
Oh, would you look at that face!
315
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,648
Smile, peanut!
316
00:33:46,957 --> 00:33:48,958
So, who's up for knowing?
317
00:33:57,747 --> 00:33:58,863
Girl.
318
00:33:58,898 --> 00:33:59,979
Girl?
319
00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,925
- You sure?
- Pretty sure.
320
00:34:08,224 --> 00:34:11,310
Can I tell you this is exactly
what I was hoping?
321
00:34:12,876 --> 00:34:16,462
You remember you said that
when she's 16 and starts dating.
322
00:34:17,065 --> 00:34:18,775
Looking fabulous.
323
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,710
Let me see if they're done with the
blood sugar, then we'll get you out.
324
00:34:22,257 --> 00:34:23,884
I'll be right back.
325
00:34:51,229 --> 00:34:53,023
Who is Jesse Pinkman?
326
00:35:00,654 --> 00:35:01,781
Jesse...
327
00:35:02,705 --> 00:35:04,123
Jesse Pinkman.
328
00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:10,576
He called just this morning,
Walt, please don't deny it.
329
00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:15,396
It says on his MyShout page
he attended Wynne.
330
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:17,909
Was he one of your students?
331
00:35:17,944 --> 00:35:19,734
Yeah. He was...
332
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:21,810
nobody.
333
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,373
Who is he to you?
334
00:35:26,398 --> 00:35:28,069
Why is he calling?
What is this big secret
335
00:35:28,104 --> 00:35:31,858
you seem to be discussing
with some... druggie burn-out?
336
00:35:34,753 --> 00:35:37,428
You don't come home
337
00:35:37,829 --> 00:35:40,824
last night until 2 in the morning,
you don't tell me where you've been.
338
00:35:40,945 --> 00:35:44,490
You spent the entire night
in the bathroom, Walt.
339
00:35:45,128 --> 00:35:47,839
Tell me what's going on with you.
340
00:35:48,136 --> 00:35:50,305
Don't you think you owe me that?
341
00:35:54,347 --> 00:35:56,808
Who's this Jesse Pinkman to you?
342
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,912
He sells me pot.
343
00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:09,609
He sells you... pot?
344
00:36:10,208 --> 00:36:11,876
Marijuana, yeah.
345
00:36:12,189 --> 00:36:13,607
Not a lot.
346
00:36:13,809 --> 00:36:15,894
I mean, I don't know.
347
00:36:17,924 --> 00:36:19,675
I kinda like it.
348
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,939
Are you out of your mind?
349
00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:26,123
What are you,
like 16 years old?
350
00:36:26,158 --> 00:36:28,385
Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
351
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:30,410
What is wrong with you?
352
00:36:32,947 --> 00:36:34,199
Skyler...
353
00:36:38,261 --> 00:36:39,763
I just...
354
00:36:40,649 --> 00:36:43,401
haven't quite been myself lately.
355
00:36:44,058 --> 00:36:45,898
Yeah, no shit.
Thanks for noticing.
356
00:36:45,933 --> 00:36:50,062
I haven't been myself
lately, but I love you.
357
00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:53,342
Nothing about that has changed.
358
00:36:53,744 --> 00:36:55,621
Nothing ever will.
359
00:36:56,312 --> 00:36:59,397
So right now,
what I need
360
00:36:59,682 --> 00:37:03,353
is for you to climb down
out of my ass.
361
00:37:06,881 --> 00:37:08,633
Can you do that?
362
00:37:09,263 --> 00:37:11,181
Will you do that for me, honey?
363
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,940
Will you, please, just once,
364
00:37:15,253 --> 00:37:17,130
get off my ass?
365
00:37:17,249 --> 00:37:20,293
You know, I'd appreciate it.
366
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,826
I really would.
367
00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:45,355
Stop!
368
00:37:56,587 --> 00:37:59,173
Stop in 15 minutes.
369
00:38:50,145 --> 00:38:53,148
Just meat, is all.
Just a bunch of meat.
370
00:38:59,449 --> 00:39:00,909
Oh, Jesus.
371
00:39:05,674 --> 00:39:07,370
It's cool, you're cool.
372
00:39:07,405 --> 00:39:09,067
You're all good, yo.
373
00:39:09,901 --> 00:39:12,195
You're all good in the hood.
374
00:39:12,312 --> 00:39:16,398
It's fine. Just a bunch of meat,
come on. You got it.
375
00:39:39,471 --> 00:39:40,639
Excuse me!
376
00:39:41,934 --> 00:39:43,142
Excuse me?
377
00:39:43,177 --> 00:39:43,905
You.
378
00:39:44,486 --> 00:39:45,658
Yes, you.
379
00:39:45,693 --> 00:39:47,403
May I talk to you?
380
00:39:51,261 --> 00:39:52,637
This is private property!
381
00:39:52,913 --> 00:39:54,831
Just a minute.
I wanna talk to you.
382
00:39:54,866 --> 00:39:55,785
No, I'm not interested.
383
00:39:55,786 --> 00:39:59,604
Hey, don't touch me!
Do not touch me.
384
00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:02,433
All right, look, not touching, okay?
Not touching here.
385
00:40:03,308 --> 00:40:06,270
Look, lady, whatever you're selling,
I ain't buying, yo.
386
00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:08,643
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
387
00:40:08,678 --> 00:40:10,997
My husband is Walter White, yo.
388
00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:14,921
He told me everything.
389
00:40:15,662 --> 00:40:17,914
- Seriously?
- That's right.
390
00:40:18,596 --> 00:40:20,473
And just so you know...
391
00:40:20,905 --> 00:40:24,408
My brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
392
00:40:24,926 --> 00:40:27,262
And I will not hesitate to call him.
393
00:40:27,317 --> 00:40:29,111
Not if I have to.
394
00:40:29,484 --> 00:40:30,693
Understood?
395
00:40:31,648 --> 00:40:34,401
This is your one
and only warning.
396
00:40:34,837 --> 00:40:38,715
Do not sell marijuana
to my husband.
397
00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:43,345
- Okay.
- I mean it.
398
00:40:43,522 --> 00:40:45,649
Don't call our house again.
399
00:40:45,741 --> 00:40:49,536
You stay away from him,
or you'll be one sorry individual.
400
00:40:51,369 --> 00:40:52,787
You got me?
401
00:40:54,006 --> 00:40:55,549
I think so, yeah.
402
00:40:55,740 --> 00:40:57,617
No more marijuana.
403
00:40:58,177 --> 00:40:59,595
I can dig it.
404
00:41:00,076 --> 00:41:01,619
You can dig it.
405
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:03,136
Wonderful.
406
00:41:13,530 --> 00:41:15,616
Not that it's any of my business,
407
00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:19,837
but you might wanna consider
a different line of work.
408
00:41:19,888 --> 00:41:21,097
Okay.
409
00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:19,663
"Let's go to your house, yo!
410
00:42:20,113 --> 00:42:22,657
"Makes perfect sense. Let's...
411
00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:26,329
"Let's completely
screw up your house
412
00:42:26,614 --> 00:42:28,950
"so you never wanna
spend another night in it."
413
00:42:28,989 --> 00:42:31,367
"Sure.
You know, why not?"
414
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:40,310
"And then, how's about I send over
my psycho-bitch wife to...
415
00:42:40,636 --> 00:42:42,846
"you know, break your balls
and threaten you?
416
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:45,155
"God, that'd be hilarious."
417
00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:47,452
"And then, the killer
in the basement?
418
00:42:47,487 --> 00:42:50,949
"The one who's completely
my responsabilty.
419
00:42:50,995 --> 00:42:54,415
"Hell, let's just let him
live down there.
420
00:42:55,437 --> 00:42:59,316
"Just, I don't know,
make sure to feed him, like...
421
00:42:59,351 --> 00:43:00,427
"three times a day."
422
00:43:01,397 --> 00:43:02,898
"Sure, why not?
423
00:43:03,475 --> 00:43:04,847
"That would be amazing.
424
00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:06,967
"Thank you so much
for the opportunity.
425
00:43:07,286 --> 00:43:10,789
"I always dreamt about,
I don't know, melting bodies."
426
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:37,323
You got a brother
in the goddamned DEA?
427
00:43:40,778 --> 00:43:41,571
What?
428
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,052
You said you were just
doing some ride-along.
429
00:43:44,087 --> 00:43:46,345
Yes or no, do you have
a brother in the DEA?
430
00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,403
Brother-in-law.
431
00:43:49,982 --> 00:43:51,943
Now there's a load off my mind.
432
00:43:51,978 --> 00:43:53,661
Where did you hear that?
433
00:43:53,804 --> 00:43:57,600
Your freaking wife told me
when she was here all up on my shit.
434
00:43:57,665 --> 00:43:59,000
Yeah, that's right.
435
00:43:59,192 --> 00:44:01,694
She almost caught me
moving Emilio!
436
00:44:02,449 --> 00:44:05,243
Good job in wearing
the pants in the family.
437
00:44:05,325 --> 00:44:08,871
And why did you go and tell her
I was selling you weed?
438
00:44:09,531 --> 00:44:13,076
Because somehow,
it seemed preferable to admitting
439
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:16,236
that I cook crystal meth
and killed a man.
440
00:44:25,074 --> 00:44:26,784
Is that what I think it is?
441
00:44:27,681 --> 00:44:30,140
Yeah, it is.
I smoked a bowl, so what?
442
00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:31,776
My house, my rules.
443
00:44:32,082 --> 00:44:35,585
Hey, no, no! Don't give me that, okay?
I held up my end.
444
00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:36,405
I already took care of Emilio.
445
00:44:36,879 --> 00:44:39,381
You're still diddling around,
trying to get your nut up.
446
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:43,234
Well, boo-hoo.
I have the truly awful job here.
447
00:44:43,269 --> 00:44:45,135
You wanna talk awful?
You wanna go there?
448
00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:49,258
Try dragging 200 pounds
of stink up a flight of stairs.
449
00:44:49,293 --> 00:44:51,518
I barely got him in the bathtub!
450
00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:53,482
Bathtub? What...
451
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,816
- What do you mean, "bathtub"?
- That's another thing,
452
00:44:56,851 --> 00:44:58,105
Why you got me
running around town,
453
00:44:58,579 --> 00:45:00,930
trying to find some
stupid piece of plastic,
454
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,282
when I have a perfectly
good tub I can use?
455
00:45:06,589 --> 00:45:08,007
Oh, God.
456
00:46:06,453 --> 00:46:08,497
I'm sorry,
what were you asking me?
457
00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:09,875
Oh, yes.
458
00:46:10,591 --> 00:46:14,094
That stupid plastic container
I asked you to buy.
459
00:46:14,383 --> 00:46:17,928
You see, hydrofluoric acid
won't eat through plastic.
460
00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:21,711
It will however dissolve
metal, rock,
461
00:46:21,746 --> 00:46:23,982
glass, ceramic.
462
00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:26,700
So there's that.
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