Original subtitles

-JANAY: You lied to me. -DONALD: How?

Because the exact same thing happened to me

when we were together!

Wow.

You're trippin', Janay.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

FAROUK: You don't think this situation is serious.

You got 48 hours. After that, I can't protect you anymore.

Oh my God,

so would you rather have it be that I did get arrested?

-Yes! -Yes!

-What's up, Kirt? -Heard you were in a timeout.

Oh shit!

What? Who are we hiding from?

My dad.

So I guess you're not out yet?

HOHEYBEAR: Look I don't need to explain myself.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

Honeybear! Are you serious?

Are you like, mad at me?

I said we're good, so we're good.

I'm over this right now, I'm out.

KIRT: I'm really sorry,

and I hope you can forgive me.

Come here!

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

[TV static drones]

[bright tone]

[Ty Segall's "My Lady's on Fire"]

- ♪ You say you want to cry ♪

♪ ♪

♪ But your tears are dry ♪

- Fuck.

♪ ♪

- ♪ When I was that way ♪

♪ ♪

♪ There's nothing left to say ♪

- You wanna try?

- How?

- ♪ Nothing left to say ♪

- There you go. Now bend them.

Now let's try to ride. Whoo!

- ♪ Now my lady's on fire ♪

- All right, go really fast now.

Oh, I didn't even see you there.

- That's 'cause you're in the zone.

Hello. - Hi.

- Um, can you fix your feet for me?

Can you put one foot right here?

And bend your knees.

- It's a little bit tight.

- Yeah, you can't move your legs

'cause of this stiff-ass skirt.

Um... - Cuff up?

- Let's roll--yeah, let's roll it up.

- Um... both: It's okay.

- It's just so you can move your legs.

Here you go.

Does that feel better?

Now try again and push as hard as you can

and bend your knees like a frog.

- What are you doing? - Yeah.

- What are you doing?

- We're just teaching her how to skate.

- Yeah, who told you to teach her?

- Go inside. - No, it's okay.

She just wanted to learn, and it looked like

she was interested in it. - Yeah, it looked like what?

You know what? It's none of your business.

And if you don't get out of here,

I'm gonna call the police.

- Wait, hold on. Excuse me.

Wh--wh-- - Excuse you what?

- Um, why? We're just teaching her--

She seemed like she was having fun.

- No, 'cause this is my kid, and you don't get to decide

what happens with her. - We're sorry.

- I'm not deciding. - Control yourself!

- Well, sorr--we're sorry. - Stop raising your voice.

- Yeah, I'll raise my voice if I want to.

This is my block, and if you don't get out

of here in two seconds, I'm gonna call the police.

I'm not kidding. - What are you gonna say?

- I'm gonna say there's some girls who were touching my kid.

- Touching your kid?

- Yeah, it's totally inappropriate.

- We're sorry. - Fuck you!

- All right, Camille! - There it is.

- Fuck you!

- ♪ My lady's on fire ♪

- This is not our battle, bitch.

- All she wanted to do was skate.

- Yo, let's just chill. Relax, okay?

♪ ♪

We can't just be fighting people's dads like that.

Okay?

- Since when did you get all peaceful?

- Since yesterday.

♪ ♪

- What happened yesterday?

- I saw the truth, bro.

And once you see it,

you can't not see it. - [laughs]

Well, isn't that with everything you see?

- What I'm trying to say is,

I realize that it's my fault that you got arrested,

and I'm really sorry.

I fucked up really bad.

- It's okay, and thank you for apologizing.

I'm still surprised you didn't wanna beat up that guy with me.

- I wanna stop fighting the patriarchy

and just start helping the matriarchy instead.

- Yeah, I feel like you should host another one

of those girl sessions like the one I met you and Janay at.

- Um, well, I tried that one time

and nobody came.

- Who cares?

You really gonna let that stop you from trying again?

Well, fuck that. I'll help you.

- Okay, if you wanna help me, then I'm down to try it again.

Fuck it. Why not?

You know what I need right now?

- What? - A hug.

- Oh, I don't really-- I don't really hug.

- You do now, bitch!

- What? [both laughing]

What the f--

- Whoo! - [laughs, yells]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Look, I tried,

but I don't have your money.

[sighs]

Just let me talk to Karl. I'll deal with him.

- No, nope. Not happening.

- Please just call him. Let me speak to him.

This jacket is worth so much more than I owe him.

- Let me see this thing.

This is nice. - Mm-hmm.

- It's Gucci, buddy?

[laughs]

There's a nice brocade inside.

Seams are tight.

This is classy. - See?

- Look, I can't call him

'cause...

- Because? 'Cause what?

Did he threaten you again?

Did he say he was gonna fuck up your other foot?

Did he say that he was gonna chop off your pinkies?

- No, I can't-- - Wait, is he gonna kill you?

Is he really mad? - No, no!

Because I'm freaking Karl! - Oh.

What? - I'm Karl.

- What? - Yeah.

- I made him up. - [scoffs]

No, you didn't. - Yeah.

- No way.

- Yeah. - Really?

- Yeah, you gave me no choice.

You don't respect me.

You don't take me seriously.

- I took a fucked-up modeling job

to try and get your money back.

- What's fucked up about modeling jobs?

You did porn? - No!

They were, like, being racist and shit.

- What? Racist porn?

- It wasn't porn.

- Damn.

That is fucked up.

Listen, I just needed you to be honest with me.

You know?

You seem to, like, withhold a lot of information.

- What do you mean?

- You think I don't know that you come down

from the Upper East Side to play?

You're not from the streets.

- I'm not from the Upper East Side.

- East, West, same shit, man.

- I'm from SoHo. - What?

- I'm from SoHo. - So what?

- [sucks teeth]

- I'm saying I'm, like--like, I got your back, you know?

I'm, like, the only nice drug dealer you're ever gonna meet.

There's dealers on every block and every borough

and every town, neighborhood.

You know what?

- What?

- There's only one Farouk, baby.

- [laughs]

- So enough with the shady shit.

Own your stee, man.

So you're a rich girl.

Hustle like a rich girl. That's dope.

Like a Wall Street business lady.

- I hear you, Farouk. - Right?

- I really do.

- Okay.

And, you know,

Karl might not barter,

but Farouk does.

[dramatic music]

This is cracky. - Whew!

- I'm gonna try this on.

♪ ♪

[grunts] - [laughs]

- Oh, man! - It's a boot!

- Hey, what's up, buddy? - [laughs]

Look at him play. [laughs]

- Does it look good? - Swag.

Swag! [camera shutter clicking]

- All right, we're even.

Okay? - Okay.

- Let's do this. Here, hold on to this.

- [laughs]

[elevator bell dings]

Ma?

[piano music playing]

Hey, Ma.

♪ ♪

- Get that board off my rug.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

Yo, I wanted to-- - You stole a check from me.

♪ ♪

- Okay, so-- - You stole a check from me.

- Yes.

- And you thought I wouldn't notice.

- No, I'm gonna tell you why.

- There's no reason or explanation

or excuse that you could give me.

- You're not-- - That's it!

♪ ♪

- You're not even gonna listen to me?

- Give me the keys. - My keys?

- To the apartment. Give me the keys.

- No.

- Okay, my therapist said I had to go through with this.

Give me the keys. - Your therapist?

- Give me the keys! - Your therapist?

- I'm not even gonna ask you again.

I'm just gonna change the locks, Indigo.

- Because your stupid fucking therapist said to?

- You're done! Indigo, I'm done!

[door slams]

[copy machine whirring]

- These look good. - Thank you.

- So what's going on with you and Ash?

Huh? She gonna come?

- I don't think so. - Why?

- Because I messed it up.

- You "messed it up"?

Why do you think you messed it up?

- Things just happened.

[dramatic music]

- [clicks tongue]

Well, maybe you guys just need to talk.

- Can we just drop it?

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- All-girl skate sesh.

- Hey, excuse me.

We're having a girl sesh. Here.

both: Thank you. - Come on out.

Tell your friends.

What?

What? Basic bitches might skate too.

You don't know.

♪ ♪

- Yo, stop, stop.

Here, all-girl skate session. Come through.

It's gonna be so cool. - Dope.

- Yeah. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

- Hey, we're having a skate session.

You should come through. - Sweet.

Thank you, dude. - Ooh, can I get one?

- Uh, no, because you're not a woman.

- [scoffs] Cool.

♪ ♪

Well, have fun.

- Um, I'm gonna pay you back for bailing me out,

but in the meantime,

like, anything you need,

smokes or food or whatever,

I got you-- C-Town discount.

- Well, now that you mention it,

mm, my living situation is a little sus at the moment.

The thing is, I lived with my mom,

but she just kicked me out.

- Oh, wow. Why?

- I forged one of her checks...

- Damn.

- So I could bail you guys out.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah. - Dude, I'm so sorry.

- No, but-- - I didn't know that that's--

- Look, I was in a sticky financial situation anyways,

and it's not like anybody put a gun to my head

and forced me to bail y'all out.

- I guess.

- But I was wondering if I could stay with you.

- Yeah, I think so. I just--

I just have to ask my dad. - Oh, yeah, for sure.

Of course. Totally.

Or I could ask him.

And, you know, I'm sure he'll say yes once I explain

how I bailed you out of jail and, uh...

- Okay, okay. - Saved your life.

- You're an asshole. - [laughs]

- [humming]

- Hey, what are you doing here?

What are you doing behind the shelf?

Uh, uh, uh. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Come over here.

Come here. Let me see what you got.

- It's for a girl skate sesh.

- Oh, good, good.

- Yeah.

- I'm sorry I think you're stealing.

That's why I scream to you. - Oh, no.

I wasn't stealing.

- You know how many people steal in a day?

- I know, a lot of people.

- We fighting every day with the thief people.

They come in behind the shelf and steal.

- Mm-hmm.

- Sometimes they had put it inside their pants.

They come in inside and they steal.

They had, like, ten-- the big one--soap.

- Ten bottles of soap? - Ten bottle.

I swear to God. You can't even imagine.

Inside their-- - In their pants?

- Inside their jeans. - So you caught them?

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- We push him behind the door, beat him up so bad.

- You beat him up? - Yeah, motherfucker.

I fuck you up! - [laughs]

- Hey. - Thanks.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

- Yo. What's up, 'Nay?

- Hey.

- Um...

Look, so I, uh--

I saw you took the channel down.

- Yeah, I deleted it. - Yeah.

Yeah, I figured that's what happened.

And, look, you know, I actually get it.

- Hey, we're having a all-girl skate sesh.

You should come through. - Thanks.

- You guys doing an all-girl skate sesh?

That's sick, man. That's really cool.

So look, I-I just came here to say that, like...

I know I have to look at myself, you know?

And I just don't think I can do that without your help.

Um, you know, look,

you're, like, the only person that's ever been able

to call me out on my shit

and, like, in a way that I'm, like, able to see the truth,

and look, just, will you help me?

Like, I can't do this without you.

- Okay, so it's on me now? That's what you're saying?

- No, no. Um, I just--

I'm broken, Janay. I--

- Broken? Dog, you look fine.

- You know what I mean. You know what I mean.

- I don't know what you mean. I don't.

Like, I'm actually trying

to figure all this out right now.

I'm trying to figure out why you're here.

Like, I'm--I'm here handing out these flyers.

I don't know how you found me.

And, like, I haven't been answering your calls,

and then you come down here and you tell me

that you're looking to get help,

you need help

but the only way that you can do that

is if I help you.

- No, it's not--that's not--

- I feel like you're pressuring me at this moment to help you.

- It's not like that at all.

It's--it's not like that.

It just--

Janay, come on, man. It's me, man.

There's no need to, like, psychoanalyze anything.

- Psych-- [scoffs]

- How long have we known each other?

You know, twin brother.

Like, I'm just here and I'm just--

I need your help. - So now you're the victim.

All right. Okay.

But hey, I'm proud of you for wanting to get help,

and good luck with that.

- In the kit, they give you the leg,

wax strips, and the body wax strips,

but I didn't know which one was which, right?

So instead of using the one that's, like, this big

for your pussy so it doesn't hurt you,

I used the leg one, bro,

and I put it on my pussy and I started ripping it,

and it started bleeding!

So then I had to, like, carefully peel it off,

and then I had, like, wax all over my pussy

and I had to shave it.

- Fuck that. I don't do that.

You should just keep it natural.

- [laughs] - What do you do, Honey Bear?

You wax? You keep it out?

- I'm just gonna film, go back to filming.

- You know what? Is it look like this?

[laughter]

It probably does.

- Oh, look.

The post is getting mad love on the 'Gram.

- Oh, it is. - Mm-hmm.

Mad people are reposting it. - Oh, that's great.

Damn. - Mad shorties.

- [laughs]

What's up with you?

- Bambi.

He keeps texting me, and I don't know what to say

or if I should respond.

- You're wasting your damn time.

Didn't he dump the shit out of you?

- I don't know. - Yeah, why you tripping?

Just ignore him.

- I know but it's not-- I mean, it's hard because

I don't want us to have beef or anything.

Like, we're-- - That's not beef, bro.

That's just keeping your distance.

- Yeah, why are you holding on to Bambi so tight?

Like, is he that cool? - He's just--

I guess he's, like, really, like--

I'm--I, like-- I'm, like, attrac--

I li--he's smart. - Oh!

She's addicted to what that dick did!

- No, I didn't--no! I did not hook up with him.

I swear I didn't hook up with him.

I just think he's smart and cool and, like,

he's, like-- - Is that what it is?

- I'm, like, attrac-- - Smart, he's smart?

- I just-- - Is that what it is?

- You think he's smart? - Yeah.

- He told you he read "The Alchemist."

- Like, really smart?

- He's deep. - [laughs]

- Look, look.

When I need a reminder not to text a stupid boy back...

- "Big Dick, Little Wallet."

- [laughs] - As his contact.

- I'll never text him again.

Mm-mm. - That's a good one.

- Let me see this. - No, give it back.

Honey Bear, come on. Don't...

"Wrinkly Balls." That's what she wrote.

- Are they wrinkly, Camille? - No, I-I never--

Guys, I didn't see them. - Okay, wait.

Let me try, let me try. Let me see.

- Yo, let me do one. - Four S'.

- Let me do one.

- No, please don't give her the phone.

Please don't give her the--

Fuck.

- French Braids His Pubic Hair.

- Wow. - Here you go.

- Yeah, that's real smart of him.

- That's a good one.

- That's what intelligent boys do.

- No, they put, like, white wigs on it or something.

You know, like George Washington.

- What?

- What? - What?

- [laughs] What?

- A way with words. - [laughs]

[laughter]

- I'm sorry.

I didn't think you'd actually fall.

[laughs] Come on.

Come, come here.

Come on, come on. Come back.

- Just take my phone away so I don't text him back.

- I can do that. It's mine now.

[laughs]

[water lapping]

- Stop. What are you doing?

You're always filming.

Is that what you wanna do?

You wanna be a filmmaker?

- I don't know, but the thing about filming is,

people say things to the camera

that they never say to your face.

- Yeah?

[Cigarettes After Sex's "Apocalypse"]

What do you wanna say?

What do you wanna say to the camera?

♪ ♪

- I'm Honey Bear.

I like anime and horror films.

♪ ♪

[giggles] I'm kind of awkward,

and I know that. [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- ♪ You leapt from crumbling bridges ♪

♪ Watching cityscapes turn to dust ♪

- But I'm on this date right now with this girl Ash.

- ♪ Filming helicopters crashing ♪

♪ In the ocean from way above ♪

- And, uh, I'm trying not to screw it up.

- ♪ Got the music in you, baby ♪

- What are you looking at? - ♪ Tell me why ♪

- Get that camera out of my face.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Got the music in you, baby ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ You've been locked in here forever ♪

♪ And you just can't say good-bye ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Your lips, my lips ♪

♪ Apocalypse ♪

♪ ♪

- [giggling] - ♪ Go and sneak us ♪

♪ Through the river and you just can't say good-bye ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ You've been locked in here forever ♪

♪ And you just can't say good-bye ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh, whoa ♪

♪ When you're all alone ♪

♪ I will reach for you ♪

♪ When you feel alone ♪

♪ I will be there too ♪

♪ ♪

- Fucking move! - [yelps]

[screams]

- Oh, my God! I'm--I'm so sorry!

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

- You know what I mean? So it didn't...

- All right now, but-- - Oh, my God.

- Oh, shit. - Whoa.

- Oh, my God.

I've never seen this many girls on skateboards

in my entire life. - Oh, my God.

- So neat. - Yo, there's so many girls!

- Where's Kirt?

[FaceTime ringing]

- Yo, where are you at?

- Bro, I'm okay, but I got doored.

I'm in a fucking ambulance. - What the fuck?

Where are they taking you? We can come to you.

- Stay there, bro.

This session is important, okay?

You gotta represent.

- But you literally planned this whole thing.

- We did. Go skate.

- All right, I'm gonna make sure that this goes right.

All right? I got it.

- I'm gonna leave now.

[sirens wailing]

What's up, boo?

- You should just start. Kirt got hit by a car.

She's not gonna make it.

- She died? - No!

- What the fuck? - Is she okay?

- No, I don't mean like that.

I mean, like, she's not gonna make it here.

- Oh. - She just got doored.

She said we should just go.

- Well, are you guys ready?

- Yeah, come on. Let's go.

- All right, yo, let's go!

This way. - Come on, let's go!

[all shouting]

[dramatic music]

- Hey, I saw your video.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[FaceTime ringing]

♪ ♪

- Hey, girl, hey!

Kirt, you should be here.

- Yeah, fuck.

- Yo, but look. We're all here.

Look at this shit. Look at what we did.

[Rye Rye's "Sunshine"]

- What the fuck?

Yo, guys, we did that shit. Oh, my God.

- Yo, you wanna skate? - That's not funny, bitch.

I'm disabled.

- Yeah, let's--let's go.

- ♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪

♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪

♪ We were in line when we got the first sign ♪

♪ The boy she liked checkin' out was mine ♪

- I love you guys so much.

[singers vocalizing]

- ♪ And this time I'm flamed ♪

♪ Cold-blooded in this, yeah, you know my name ♪

♪ Home girl, I'm doing my thing ♪

♪ Put it down and in the real, that's just my game ♪

♪ No hoes, they ain't the same ♪

♪ Start feeling their stuff, start acting up ♪

♪ So I'm throwing elbows, saying "Back it up ♪

♪ Tell my homies on the track, "Let's wrap it up" ♪

♪ But we go ghost riding ♪

♪ Got the pumps in the back ♪

♪ Let a ho keep hiding ♪

♪ We jump beside it ♪

♪ Stomp the yard, to the club, on the floor we sliding ♪

♪ Pop a juice when they see me shine ♪

♪ Fellas take my coat, hand it on the rec line ♪

♪ Now it's time and we proceed ♪

♪ Come get with me if you know my seat ♪

- ♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪

♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪

- ♪ Hot girls keep looking ♪

♪ Post it up, throwing up, so mad 'cause I'm looking ♪

♪ I can get your man and his friend too ♪

♪ All I do is crack a smile when they fall through ♪

♪ I'm so bad and they so not ♪

♪ Turning my back, tell 'em go kick rocks ♪

♪ He say, she say, they say, "Ah" ♪

♪ When I say, you say, we all say "bye" ♪

♪ I don't take home losers ♪

♪ You come through my hood, damn right I can school ya ♪

♪ Got my right-hand girl on the side ♪

♪ The left side make sure you all right ♪

♪ Ain't my fault got my girls on my side ♪

♪ We stay calm, fuck girls gone wild ♪

♪ And you know we had to tap it up ♪

♪ Man, I told you once, yo, that's what's up ♪

- ♪ Sunshine, it's a friend of mine ♪

♪ At the school line, checkin' all the boys who were fine ♪

♪ We were in line when we got the first sign ♪

♪ The boy she like checkin' out what's mine ♪

♪ ♪

[bright tone]