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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,794 As a matter of fact, it is very European. 2 00:00:02,827 --> 00:00:04,273 - You know? - I just don't... 3 00:00:04,312 --> 00:00:05,903 In France, they don't. 4 00:00:05,956 --> 00:00:07,859 You know, the kids aren't shaving now, either, 5 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:10,970 which is amazing because they've finally caught up to me. 6 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:13,143 - Yeah, well... - They shave everything. 7 00:00:13,205 --> 00:00:15,601 All of Max's friends, they shave... 8 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:17,025 I don't like it. 9 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,718 - Everything off the down... - I don't like it. 10 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:21,855 - On the front bottom. - The downstairs. 11 00:00:21,909 --> 00:00:24,631 And they're armpit hair... Mine is nothing compared to theirs. 12 00:00:24,685 --> 00:00:26,587 Theirs is like this. 13 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:27,976 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 14 00:00:28,054 --> 00:00:32,590 Legs, armpit hair, everything they keep, 15 00:00:32,668 --> 00:00:34,225 and no bushes. 16 00:00:34,259 --> 00:00:36,128 They all look like Barbies. 17 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,398 You used to walk around, and it was upsetting to me. 18 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,610 Did I really? 19 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:44,189 Yes. I have images that are burned into my head. 20 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:46,673 - Oh, please let's not talk about it. - I don't like the things... 21 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,018 Shall we not? 22 00:00:48,141 --> 00:00:49,932 - Oh, dear me. - Well, you know, 23 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:52,475 you could have thrown on a skirt once in a while. 24 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:53,868 Your father liked it, though. 25 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:55,947 - Oh, can... No. - No, no, no. 26 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:56,801 La, la, la, la. 27 00:00:56,836 --> 00:00:58,374 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 28 00:01:01,836 --> 00:01:04,806 - Fine lady, ride a cock-horse. - Ride a cock-horse. 29 00:01:04,841 --> 00:01:08,072 With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, 30 00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:11,315 She shall have music wherever she goes. 31 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:12,018 There we are. 32 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:39,019 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:41,363 Did anything happen? 34 00:01:41,437 --> 00:01:42,771 Did you two do stuff? 35 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:45,383 No, we just hung out. 36 00:01:45,443 --> 00:01:47,383 Honey, you did things. 37 00:01:47,418 --> 00:01:48,714 There's no way you didn't. 38 00:01:50,126 --> 00:01:51,335 Well... 39 00:01:51,368 --> 00:01:53,378 yeah, we did stuff. 40 00:01:53,428 --> 00:01:55,130 You said you weren't going to. 41 00:01:55,225 --> 00:01:56,944 I know, but I realize that 42 00:01:56,990 --> 00:01:58,979 I was using him for sex. 43 00:01:59,038 --> 00:02:02,126 I knew what I was getting into. I know about it... Him. 44 00:02:03,348 --> 00:02:05,591 I want to... 45 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:08,052 You know, I want to have something real with you. 46 00:02:09,444 --> 00:02:10,673 Really? 47 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,911 It's a mutual thing, I don't care about him, 48 00:02:15,946 --> 00:02:17,481 he doesn't care about me. 49 00:02:35,212 --> 00:02:36,215 But wait. 50 00:02:38,582 --> 00:02:40,117 Do you...? 51 00:02:40,151 --> 00:02:41,733 Do you have a condom? 52 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:45,538 Uh... 53 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:48,646 No. 54 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,800 We totally used condoms. 55 00:02:52,954 --> 00:02:54,857 No, you didn't. 56 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,134 No, you didn't, Sam. 57 00:02:57,168 --> 00:02:59,561 Yes, we did. 58 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:01,672 Okay, you want to keep pretending you did, go ahead. 59 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:02,882 Thank you. 60 00:03:03,775 --> 00:03:05,477 What's going on with you? 61 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:07,545 With, like, Grant's-his-name? 62 00:03:07,886 --> 00:03:09,548 Ugh, nothing. 63 00:03:09,688 --> 00:03:11,549 I got rid of that loser. 64 00:03:11,769 --> 00:03:12,772 Good. 65 00:03:14,786 --> 00:03:16,615 Honey, no. 66 00:03:16,679 --> 00:03:18,770 Let me suck your dick, I'll get out of your hair. 67 00:03:20,191 --> 00:03:23,157 I miss you. When are you coming to see the girls? 68 00:03:23,207 --> 00:03:24,685 I miss you, too. 69 00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:30,130 Sam, this is totally awesome. 70 00:03:30,165 --> 00:03:31,949 I can't believe we're gonna see Joe Walsh live. 71 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:33,344 I am... 72 00:03:33,428 --> 00:03:35,602 Freaking our tits off! 73 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:37,077 I know! 74 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,414 - Did I do good? Did I do good? - Yeah, you did good. 75 00:03:39,449 --> 00:03:41,626 - Yes, my sweet. - Yes! 76 00:03:41,661 --> 00:03:43,204 - Hi, hi. - Hi. 77 00:03:43,239 --> 00:03:45,753 We have these, so can we please? 78 00:03:45,816 --> 00:03:47,450 Okay. Go on in. 79 00:03:47,508 --> 00:03:49,578 - Thank you. - They can't drink. 80 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,582 Yeah, we know. 81 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,834 - Ooh, we can't drink! - We can't drink. 82 00:03:53,889 --> 00:03:56,333 - You can't drink. - You can have a sip of mine. 83 00:03:56,411 --> 00:03:58,764 - I'm gettin' a beer. - Oh, we're fine, Mommy. 84 00:03:58,853 --> 00:04:00,220 Thanks. You guys should go get your beers, though. 85 00:04:00,268 --> 00:04:03,305 Sam, you are my second mom. I can't believe this. 86 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:06,472 I've literally been obsessed with Joe Walsh since I was, like, seven. 87 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:07,418 Thank you, thank you. 88 00:04:07,491 --> 00:04:09,255 Oh, honey, you're welcome. 89 00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,829 Oh, also, my parents want you guys to come over for a family dinner soon. 90 00:04:11,864 --> 00:04:13,938 Oh, my God, yes, Mom, we have to. Please. 91 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:15,803 Who are you telling? I want to more. 92 00:04:15,857 --> 00:04:17,149 This is nervous. 93 00:04:17,182 --> 00:04:18,783 Oh, it's okay, honey, just breathe. 94 00:04:18,817 --> 00:04:20,515 Yeah. Okay. 95 00:04:20,588 --> 00:04:21,513 - Hi. - Hello. 96 00:04:21,573 --> 00:04:24,539 Hi, can we get on the floor with these? 97 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:26,580 Uh, no, you need a bracelet. 98 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:29,749 Oh. Can you maybe make an exception and just be nice? 99 00:04:29,784 --> 00:04:32,027 Mm, I'm sorry, love. 100 00:04:32,211 --> 00:04:34,687 Really? Okay. 101 00:04:34,771 --> 00:04:36,630 You know what? I totally understand. 102 00:04:36,685 --> 00:04:38,636 - You're doin' your job. - Yep. 103 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:40,196 - Yeah. - Respect that. 104 00:04:40,438 --> 00:04:42,473 - Okay. - Hey, hang on. 105 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,377 Ain't you that lady from that therapist show? 106 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,645 Yes. 107 00:04:46,829 --> 00:04:48,037 - Right? - This is her. 108 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:50,764 Yeah. Couple years ago. Yeah, that was me. 109 00:04:50,799 --> 00:04:52,629 That was crazy shit. 110 00:04:52,664 --> 00:04:55,433 - Oh, cool. Thank you. - Nice. 111 00:04:55,552 --> 00:04:58,423 So, still no on the floor? 112 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:01,551 Yep. Still no on the floor. Sorry, love. 113 00:05:01,598 --> 00:05:02,894 Okay, bye. 114 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:04,092 See ya. 115 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,584 I'm sorry, you guys. 116 00:05:07,653 --> 00:05:09,279 I really wanted to get you on the floor, 117 00:05:09,314 --> 00:05:11,761 but this is cool, right? 118 00:05:11,796 --> 00:05:14,463 - This is nice. - Yeah. You're so sweet, and you're really cute, 119 00:05:14,538 --> 00:05:16,707 but we're gonna try and get on the floor before they start. 120 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,616 You guys have fun, okay? 121 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:20,459 I love you guys. I'll see you after. 122 00:05:20,518 --> 00:05:23,187 But they're not gonna let you on the floor, honey, with those. 123 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,025 Thank you. Thank you. 124 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:28,984 I was never that. 125 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:30,821 - Huh? - I was never, never that. 126 00:05:30,884 --> 00:05:31,898 No. 127 00:05:31,953 --> 00:05:34,917 I didn't even know how to try to get into things. 128 00:05:34,952 --> 00:05:36,830 I wore my brother's hand me downs. 129 00:05:36,885 --> 00:05:39,026 I didn't even give a crap how I looked. 130 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:41,735 I just like... I was a friggin' fat shit, 131 00:05:41,805 --> 00:05:45,396 and I just sort of shoved my tits in the faces of people who would look. 132 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:46,915 Or touch. 133 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,211 How come she didn't even want a sip of my beer? 134 00:05:49,254 --> 00:05:52,396 Because, honey, they are vaping their faces off at the moment. 135 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:53,296 - Oh, yeah. - I know. 136 00:05:53,331 --> 00:05:55,496 - Okay, fine, you want to get drunk? - Yes. 137 00:05:55,531 --> 00:05:57,882 Oh, no, but I have this. Wait. 138 00:05:57,944 --> 00:05:59,550 Wait. Hold, please. 139 00:05:59,584 --> 00:06:01,375 I have devil. 140 00:06:01,477 --> 00:06:03,840 Jesus, Macy, throw that away. 141 00:06:03,895 --> 00:06:05,541 - Stop it. - I'm not throwing it away. 142 00:06:05,604 --> 00:06:06,558 Sorry, Mom. 143 00:06:08,522 --> 00:06:10,103 - Don't throw it away. - I'm not throwing it away. 144 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,478 It's great to be back here at the Avalon. 145 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,127 I love it here. 146 00:06:14,255 --> 00:06:16,977 Uh, we-we've had some great, great times here. 147 00:06:17,012 --> 00:06:19,847 I... I don't remember a lot about that, 148 00:06:19,882 --> 00:06:24,394 but, uh, my band tells me we just had a great time here. 149 00:06:24,749 --> 00:06:28,445 And so here we go. Enjoy. 150 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,863 Whoa. So sorry about that. 151 00:06:35,925 --> 00:06:38,924 Oh, it's okay. That's what vodka is clear for. 152 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:40,958 At least we're sanitized. 153 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:45,517 Hey. You look familiar to me. 154 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:48,318 That's 'cause I go out to clubs every night. 155 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:51,058 No. Do you know who you look like? 156 00:06:51,138 --> 00:06:52,493 Jillian Michaels. 157 00:06:52,582 --> 00:06:54,835 - Ooh, yeah. - You have her vibe. 158 00:06:54,913 --> 00:06:55,939 Oh. 159 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:01,925 My name is Aaron. 160 00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:03,348 Oh. Oh! 161 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:06,153 Hello, Aaron, I'm Sam. 162 00:07:06,188 --> 00:07:07,769 - Nice to meet you. - You, too. 163 00:07:07,823 --> 00:07:09,185 Hello. 164 00:07:20,763 --> 00:07:25,669 ♪ I have a mansion, forget the price ♪ 165 00:07:26,244 --> 00:07:30,029 ♪ Never been there, they tell me it's nice ♪ 166 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,826 Dude. 167 00:07:33,949 --> 00:07:35,216 Dude. 168 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,645 Dude! 169 00:07:39,612 --> 00:07:41,210 Little dude! 170 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:44,151 It's funny how they come running to dude. 171 00:07:46,377 --> 00:07:48,351 Hi. Hi. 172 00:07:48,386 --> 00:07:49,426 - What? - Isn't this great? 173 00:07:49,488 --> 00:07:50,897 Don't I take you to fun things? 174 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,631 Yes, Mom, thank you. What? 175 00:07:52,693 --> 00:07:53,830 We have really good spots right up front. 176 00:07:53,876 --> 00:07:57,327 Well, I just wanted you guys to meet J.J., and this is his friend Aaron. 177 00:07:57,399 --> 00:07:59,028 He said he knows Paisley. 178 00:08:00,122 --> 00:08:03,059 Uh... yeah. 179 00:08:03,255 --> 00:08:04,390 Hi. 180 00:08:05,304 --> 00:08:06,273 Hi. 181 00:08:07,089 --> 00:08:10,174 Um... We're gonna go. 182 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,170 Thanks, Mom, see you later. 183 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,641 Where the hell is Macy? 184 00:08:18,696 --> 00:08:21,458 Mom, don't even. I can't believe you. 185 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,649 What did I do? 186 00:08:29,517 --> 00:08:31,205 Okay, I'm gonna say it. 187 00:08:31,993 --> 00:08:33,671 Paisley blew Aaron. 188 00:08:34,484 --> 00:08:36,468 Did Paisley blow Aaron? 189 00:08:36,503 --> 00:08:39,551 I think Paisley blew Aaron, and I introduced everybody, 190 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,166 - and it was all very awkward. - Mom. 191 00:08:43,507 --> 00:08:44,842 Mom! 192 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,665 So I guessed it. Right? 193 00:08:49,323 --> 00:08:50,723 I think I'm right. 194 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:53,965 I know I'm right, too. 195 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:56,539 Oh, my God. 196 00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:59,443 That's why you're upset. Paisley... 197 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,537 I am so sorry. 198 00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:05,195 It's okay, Sam, but please don't tell my mom. 199 00:09:05,265 --> 00:09:06,969 Of course not. 200 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,530 Honey, I'm so sorry, I get it. 201 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:15,138 And if it's any consolation, I see people I blew all the time. 202 00:09:15,281 --> 00:09:16,959 We all live in the same town. 203 00:09:17,336 --> 00:09:18,462 Really? 204 00:09:18,777 --> 00:09:20,577 Oh, my God, I never thought about that. 205 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:23,108 Jesus Christ, Mom. Just stop. 206 00:09:23,143 --> 00:09:24,733 No, it's okay. 207 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:29,615 I mean, you can either live with it, or not go out. 208 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,741 Or blow less people. 209 00:09:32,510 --> 00:09:34,576 But this is more fun, to go out, right? 210 00:09:34,611 --> 00:09:36,089 - Yeah. - Going out's fun. 211 00:09:36,134 --> 00:09:36,867 Yeah. 212 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:40,384 Okay. Good girl. 213 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:43,102 Okay, the Lyft's here. 214 00:09:44,324 --> 00:09:46,526 I think Macy's in the bathroom. 215 00:09:46,561 --> 00:09:47,874 Sorry. 216 00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:54,586 Hey. Hey, Max, Max. 217 00:09:54,672 --> 00:09:55,231 It's okay. 218 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:57,617 - No, it's not okay. - Yes, it is. 219 00:09:57,652 --> 00:10:02,282 Your mom's hard core, yeah, but she's so real. 220 00:10:02,343 --> 00:10:04,646 Like, she talks to me. 221 00:10:05,244 --> 00:10:08,411 And she notices things, and she cares. 222 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:11,629 Not like my mom would ever talk to me like that. 223 00:10:11,739 --> 00:10:14,772 Like straight up without freaking out. 224 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:19,023 Or you can just talk to me. 225 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:20,984 No. 226 00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:23,988 - Yeah. - Yeah. 227 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:30,581 Come on. 228 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,758 - Eww. Yeah. - Eww. 229 00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:37,164 Yeah, I know. 230 00:10:37,199 --> 00:10:38,981 I'm gonna go now. Mom's calling. 231 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:42,712 Oh, Lordy. Right, goodbye, lovely. 232 00:10:42,746 --> 00:10:45,015 - Boys. - Bye. 233 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,319 Hey, I'll tell my dad you said hi. 234 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,284 That's so funny that you know him. 235 00:10:48,692 --> 00:10:50,690 Don't tell him in front of your mom. 236 00:10:53,093 --> 00:10:55,077 Bye, Jillian Michaels. 237 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,088 Yeah, bye. 238 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,271 He was so cute. 239 00:10:58,306 --> 00:10:59,731 Oh, Jesus. 240 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:02,211 Oh, they also definitely 241 00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:04,420 look a lot older than I think they are. 242 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,760 - So that's the plus. - Okay. 243 00:11:05,806 --> 00:11:08,287 They're very like all jobs-having men... 244 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:11,324 - Yeah, Lyft is here. - I'm very, very confused. 245 00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:12,909 - Okay, but one thing. - Yes, one. 246 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,934 Did you blow that kid's dad? 247 00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:16,864 Yes, sir, I did. 248 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,907 - Yeah. - And yes, sir, I have. 249 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:20,351 Yeah, I thought so. 250 00:11:20,386 --> 00:11:22,761 So you're, like, Eskimo sisters with Paisley. 251 00:11:22,796 --> 00:11:24,210 - No. I'm not. - That's awesome. 252 00:11:24,245 --> 00:11:26,959 Not really, because we didn't touch the same dick. 253 00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:30,165 I actually... Well, I touched its father's dick. 254 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,492 - So I was... - So you're like... 255 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:35,448 You're like blowing Eskimo mother and daughter with Paisley. 256 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:37,865 - Yeah. - You finally had a kid. 257 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:38,935 Good. 258 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:41,905 Oh, my God. You know, they should do a genealogy show 259 00:11:41,940 --> 00:11:44,931 about who blew who and who shtupped who, like... 260 00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:48,233 sexual activities connected through the generations. 261 00:11:48,268 --> 00:11:50,472 Yeah. Wow, God, I have a cluster headache. 262 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:51,559 I do. It's woozy. 263 00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:53,158 It's okay. It's okay. 264 00:11:53,193 --> 00:11:55,144 - We gotta get you home. - Hey, man. 265 00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:57,055 Get her some chamomile tea. 266 00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,928 With a lot of hot sauce in it. 267 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:01,735 It's the best thing for a double headache. 268 00:12:08,804 --> 00:12:10,700 No one would take it. 269 00:12:10,766 --> 00:12:15,644 The Jews, the vets, the gays. 270 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:19,035 They all rejected it and said it was too big for their, like, 271 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:21,707 showrooms or stores. 272 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,719 Oh. The divorce table. 273 00:12:24,798 --> 00:12:26,362 He had to have it. 274 00:12:26,464 --> 00:12:28,342 I didn't want it, I paid for it, 275 00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,043 and guess who is now literally stuck with it? 276 00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:32,580 Oh, honey. 277 00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:34,991 Yeah. This is too big. 278 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:37,633 And people don't really like, uh, 279 00:12:37,668 --> 00:12:39,594 shabby chic stuff anymore. 280 00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:41,429 They can't turn it around. 281 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,864 What? This table is amazingly gorgeous. 282 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:46,638 It's not shabby chic. What even is that? 283 00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:49,887 I can get rid of it for you. Do you want me to? 284 00:12:49,998 --> 00:12:51,667 Yes. 285 00:12:51,829 --> 00:12:54,215 200 bucks I'll take it to the dump. 286 00:12:54,814 --> 00:12:57,890 What? Me pay you? 287 00:12:57,937 --> 00:13:01,761 You want me to pay you $200 to take it to the dump, 288 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,465 which you're not, I mean, 289 00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:04,859 what do you have, like, a warehouse 290 00:13:04,898 --> 00:13:07,801 where you take people's shit that they want to give away? 291 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,772 Yes, that's what's going to happen. 292 00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:12,248 Oh. 293 00:13:12,283 --> 00:13:13,783 So you sell it. 294 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,709 And you make crazy cash. 295 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:19,602 Well, that's really... I mean, wow. 296 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,426 Oh, you know what? I am so sorry 297 00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:28,096 to drag you guys out here for nothing, 298 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:30,955 but I think I'm gonna keep it. 299 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,571 I don't want to part with it. 300 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,508 But, you know what? I have something for you. 301 00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,643 You're here. I have something for you. 302 00:13:43,696 --> 00:13:45,519 I have... Here. 303 00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:47,893 I have books. I have some books. 304 00:13:48,045 --> 00:13:51,214 Um, like, there's... Some of these are vintage. 305 00:13:51,249 --> 00:13:55,292 And, uh, you guys can totally sell these. 306 00:13:55,332 --> 00:13:57,770 You can sell the shit out of these if you want. 307 00:13:57,805 --> 00:14:01,852 Here. Here. Take. Good. Nice. 308 00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:03,240 There ya go. 309 00:14:05,217 --> 00:14:07,177 Also, I... Oh! 310 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,764 I have a chicken. 311 00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:10,386 I have a chicken. 312 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,111 Oh! I have three chickens in here, 313 00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:14,503 and I don't know how to defrost, 314 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,848 and I would love to give you one. Okay? 315 00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:18,482 Nice? Good? 316 00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:25,889 Yes, we will take two of the chickens and the books. 317 00:14:25,924 --> 00:14:28,633 That's great. I'm so happy. 318 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:31,199 I'm happy to give you these, 319 00:14:32,032 --> 00:14:35,887 because, seriously, I don't know how to defrost. 320 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,842 Uh, at all. 321 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:41,637 Okay, thank you guys. So nice to meet you. 322 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:46,383 Thank you. But can I just ask you guys one thing. 323 00:14:46,477 --> 00:14:48,170 Where are you from? 324 00:14:48,424 --> 00:14:50,404 I'm from Bulgaria. 325 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,594 Oh. Cool. 326 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,971 I don't know that part of the world at all. 327 00:14:55,006 --> 00:14:56,875 North of Greece. 328 00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,983 So, do you cook? 329 00:14:59,018 --> 00:15:02,099 I have always been cooking. My father taught me. 330 00:15:03,134 --> 00:15:06,015 So how are you gonna cook that, 331 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:07,321 the chicken? 332 00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:09,777 I have a way of cooking chicken 333 00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:13,014 that makes the meat fall off the bones. 334 00:15:21,906 --> 00:15:23,450 Hi, guys. Hi. 335 00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:27,372 Um, I was wondering... I just need two guys. 336 00:15:27,784 --> 00:15:30,453 Two to do a little bit of work. 337 00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:33,701 You know, for maybe, like, 50 bucks or something. 338 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:35,523 Two of you guys? 339 00:15:35,613 --> 00:15:37,582 All right, great. How are you? 340 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:40,270 No, no, no, you can, uh, follow me. 341 00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:41,776 In your car. Right? 342 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,368 No, señora. We don't have a car. 343 00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:45,240 Oh, shit. 344 00:15:45,275 --> 00:15:46,691 Hey. 345 00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:47,830 Hey. 346 00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:50,965 I have a car. 347 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,804 I can follow you. 348 00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:56,275 To where? 349 00:15:56,878 --> 00:15:58,315 Your house? 350 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,554 Thank you so much. 351 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,780 Girls. Come down. 352 00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:26,497 Help me carry things. 353 00:16:26,558 --> 00:16:29,140 We're eating outside. 354 00:16:32,547 --> 00:16:33,815 We're really eating outside? 355 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:35,588 - Yeah. - Yay! 356 00:16:35,623 --> 00:16:36,791 Yay! 357 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:40,752 Max. Frankie. Come on, dinner. 358 00:16:41,303 --> 00:16:44,130 Mom, I have too much homework. Can I just eat in my room? 359 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,318 No. Please come down. 360 00:16:46,389 --> 00:16:48,363 Get your sister. 361 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,963 This is very annoying! 362 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,888 I made dinner and it used to be hot! 363 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,181 Here, you want to take these? 364 00:17:18,216 --> 00:17:19,248 Sure. 365 00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,621 Thank you. Hello. Jesus! 366 00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:23,954 What, Mom? 367 00:17:24,025 --> 00:17:26,703 I made chicken. I got a new way to make it. 368 00:17:26,738 --> 00:17:28,705 - Mm? - Where are we eating it, out front? 369 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,504 No. In the backyard. 370 00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:31,478 Go. 371 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,765 Here, you want to take these? You got 'em? 372 00:17:33,809 --> 00:17:35,311 Don't drop 'em. 373 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:36,831 Oh! 374 00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:41,806 I know, we did that when we were at Altared. 375 00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:43,103 I've done that with my friends before. 376 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,797 - Dry your teeth first. - Mom. 377 00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:46,135 Who are those guys? 378 00:17:46,213 --> 00:17:47,614 That's Herman and Paul. 379 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:50,473 They helped me move the dining table, they're staying for dinner. 380 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,551 - It's fine. - Mom, that's really weird. 381 00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,032 - No. - Mom, that's really sweet. 382 00:17:54,098 --> 00:17:55,414 Thank you. 383 00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:57,169 - I'm excited. Hi, guys. - Hi. 384 00:17:57,213 --> 00:17:59,282 Outdoor dining table. Isn't this fun? 385 00:17:59,317 --> 00:18:00,939 Isn't it gonna get ruined out here? 386 00:18:00,989 --> 00:18:02,415 - Who cares? Let's live. - Yeah, whatever. 387 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,653 I'm sick of it being in the garage. 388 00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:06,771 This is nice. 389 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,523 - Nan! Hi. - I heard lots of voices and I thought... 390 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:10,993 I must just come and see what's happening. 391 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,363 - Yeah. Join us. - How are you, Grandma? 392 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:15,883 I... I mean, I know I'm not asked, but I could... 393 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:17,464 I could maybe sit there, couldn't I? 394 00:18:17,499 --> 00:18:19,584 Absolutely. I'm happy you're here. 395 00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:22,431 Are you? Darling, look, look. 396 00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:46,941 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 27369

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