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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:17,125 What... 2 00:00:17,194 --> 00:00:18,426 Hello. 3 00:00:18,495 --> 00:00:21,029 Can... Can I have those? 4 00:00:21,098 --> 00:00:23,765 Uh... oh. 5 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:27,068 Of course. 6 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,173 Yeah. 7 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:33,408 Wow. 8 00:00:33,477 --> 00:00:36,177 Your car is messy. 9 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:38,313 You got kids. I can tell that. 10 00:00:38,381 --> 00:00:40,215 Yeah, I sure do. 11 00:00:40,283 --> 00:00:41,797 Why are you sleeping in your car? 12 00:00:41,798 --> 00:00:43,012 Oh. 13 00:00:43,081 --> 00:00:46,149 Uh, I'm tired all the time. 14 00:00:46,218 --> 00:00:47,951 I call it Momstein Bar. 15 00:00:48,019 --> 00:00:50,373 I try to power nap when I can. 16 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:52,889 Yeah, you got to take them here and there, right, Mama? 17 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,312 Yeah. 18 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:55,826 Oh, I have to go to Staples, remember? 19 00:00:55,827 --> 00:00:57,926 You promised. I have to get five things off my list. 20 00:00:58,073 --> 00:01:00,033 Wait, Mom. Mom, you're passing the Goodwill place. 21 00:01:00,075 --> 00:01:01,808 - Mom, pay attention! - Stop! 22 00:01:01,877 --> 00:01:04,744 Here. Take the jacket. 23 00:01:04,813 --> 00:01:05,812 Ohh. 24 00:01:05,881 --> 00:01:07,567 And what size shoe do you wear? 25 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,280 Thank you. I wear a 8. 26 00:01:09,349 --> 00:01:11,182 Because I... 27 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:13,184 I don't know whose this is, 28 00:01:13,252 --> 00:01:15,286 but these are, like, a 9 or a 10, maybe. 29 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:19,824 Oh, man, you are such a nice lady. 30 00:01:19,892 --> 00:01:21,158 You're pretty. 31 00:01:21,227 --> 00:01:23,294 Thank you. You're pretty. 32 00:01:23,363 --> 00:01:26,330 Oh, no. No. I used to be, 33 00:01:26,399 --> 00:01:29,100 but you got to take care of yourself... 34 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,102 You know, get your car washed, 35 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:32,470 get your hair done. 36 00:01:32,538 --> 00:01:35,940 How do you think you're going to get a nice man 37 00:01:36,009 --> 00:01:37,174 to make love to you? 38 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:41,145 Oh. No. None of that for me. I got rid of him. 39 00:01:41,214 --> 00:01:43,047 I'm not talking about a husband. 40 00:01:43,116 --> 00:01:45,149 I'm talking about a man. 41 00:01:45,218 --> 00:01:48,786 Don't you want a man to be nice to you? 42 00:01:48,855 --> 00:01:49,987 Oh. 43 00:01:50,056 --> 00:01:51,455 Yeah. Well... 44 00:01:51,524 --> 00:01:54,225 I told Paisley we could to a vintage photo shoot, 45 00:01:54,293 --> 00:01:55,459 and I need wardrobe. 46 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:58,805 ♪ Shut up, Maxie, shut up, Maxie ♪ 47 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:00,064 Shut your face! 48 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:02,500 Sam, your daughter is a monster. 49 00:02:02,568 --> 00:02:05,102 You can't just be a mama all the time. 50 00:02:05,171 --> 00:02:07,405 You got to sometimes be a lady, 51 00:02:07,473 --> 00:02:10,007 with the man putting his full weight on you, 52 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:11,809 making you feel good. 53 00:02:11,878 --> 00:02:13,310 Yeah. 54 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:14,645 I appreciate that, Diane, 55 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:17,248 but there is zero time in the mom's schedule 56 00:02:17,316 --> 00:02:18,482 for being a lady. 57 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:21,285 Oh, yeah, okay. I hear you with that. 58 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,254 I raised four of my own. 59 00:02:23,322 --> 00:02:24,655 So you know. 60 00:02:24,724 --> 00:02:29,360 Oh, yeah. I mean, you give them every second you got. 61 00:02:29,429 --> 00:02:31,328 You take them to school. 62 00:02:31,397 --> 00:02:33,130 You take them to their friend's house, 63 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:34,265 music lessons... 64 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,033 - Dance class. - Yeah, sports. 65 00:02:36,102 --> 00:02:37,935 All those activities. 66 00:02:38,004 --> 00:02:39,170 Endless. 67 00:02:39,238 --> 00:02:40,337 I got my oldest. 68 00:02:40,406 --> 00:02:42,373 He's a lawyer back in Minnesota. 69 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:44,208 - Wow. - Yeah. 70 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:45,676 One of them's married in Oregon. 71 00:02:45,745 --> 00:02:47,978 Two of them are working back east. 72 00:02:48,047 --> 00:02:49,080 They got good lives. 73 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:51,282 And you gave that to them. 74 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:53,317 Just like you. 75 00:02:53,386 --> 00:02:55,352 And now look at me. 76 00:02:55,421 --> 00:02:58,389 They leave you with nothing. 77 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:02,159 You got to make time for you, Mama. 78 00:03:02,228 --> 00:03:03,461 They take everything, 79 00:03:03,529 --> 00:03:05,429 and then you're like me, 80 00:03:05,498 --> 00:03:08,065 hoping you find some nice lady 81 00:03:08,134 --> 00:03:09,834 to give you a jacket. 82 00:03:13,439 --> 00:03:14,972 Get out. 83 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:15,873 What? 84 00:03:15,942 --> 00:03:17,208 What are you doing, Samantha? 85 00:03:17,276 --> 00:03:19,610 - Get out. - No way, Mom. 86 00:03:19,679 --> 00:03:22,113 Mom, you can't just leave us here. 87 00:03:22,181 --> 00:03:24,215 There's a bus stop right there. 88 00:03:24,283 --> 00:03:26,350 Get on the bus. Take it home. 89 00:03:26,419 --> 00:03:27,685 Mom, don't be a drama queen. 90 00:03:27,754 --> 00:03:30,254 That bus doesn't even go to our house. 91 00:03:30,323 --> 00:03:31,422 No, it doesn't. 92 00:03:31,491 --> 00:03:33,424 You're going to take the bus to Ventura, 93 00:03:33,493 --> 00:03:35,559 get out, walk up the hill. 94 00:03:35,628 --> 00:03:38,496 Bye! Bye! Get out! I mean it! 95 00:03:38,564 --> 00:03:40,564 Mom, we're sorry. We don't need anything. 96 00:03:40,633 --> 00:03:43,100 We'll help you with the groceries when we get home. 97 00:03:43,169 --> 00:03:44,135 Please. 98 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:57,981 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 99 00:04:15,334 --> 00:04:16,801 Shit, I don't know. 100 00:04:17,503 --> 00:04:18,602 Damn it. 101 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:21,505 What did the Network say about Eliza again? 102 00:04:21,574 --> 00:04:24,308 I don't know. She doesn't pop. Something like that. 103 00:04:24,377 --> 00:04:27,044 Uhh. I'm sick of all these ladies. 104 00:04:28,414 --> 00:04:30,214 Jen, what did they say about Eliza? 105 00:04:30,283 --> 00:04:32,449 Um, the note was she's a bummer. 106 00:04:32,518 --> 00:04:33,717 She is a bummer. 107 00:04:33,786 --> 00:04:35,920 I hate that we circle back to talking about her. 108 00:04:35,988 --> 00:04:39,223 The network already approved Manning Truesome. Let's just cast her. 109 00:04:39,292 --> 00:04:41,225 I'll kill myself first. 110 00:04:41,294 --> 00:04:42,526 - George. - Yeah. 111 00:04:42,595 --> 00:04:44,495 Is there anyone we haven't thought of? 112 00:04:44,564 --> 00:04:47,231 All right, look. I have someone. 113 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:47,950 Who? 114 00:04:48,102 --> 00:04:49,627 She was in a pilot I directed 115 00:04:49,669 --> 00:04:51,569 about ten years ago. She was hilarious. 116 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:54,205 Network fired her because she had no tits. 117 00:04:54,273 --> 00:04:55,406 That's not good. 118 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:57,474 Who? 119 00:04:57,543 --> 00:05:00,211 - Sam Fox. - I used to jerk off to her. 120 00:05:02,114 --> 00:05:03,347 No way. 121 00:05:03,416 --> 00:05:06,383 No way. She's, like, 60 now. 122 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:08,552 Possible side effects include nausea, 123 00:05:08,621 --> 00:05:11,522 stiffness of joints, thoughts of suicide, 124 00:05:11,591 --> 00:05:15,759 diarrhea, and, in rare cases, seizures or death. 125 00:05:15,828 --> 00:05:19,296 Yeah, Sam, can you sound a little more 126 00:05:19,365 --> 00:05:20,764 cheerful during the disclaimer? 127 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,434 Possible side effects include nausea, 128 00:05:23,502 --> 00:05:25,903 stiffness of joints, thoughts of suicide, 129 00:05:25,972 --> 00:05:31,308 diarrhea, and, in rare cases, seizures or death. 130 00:05:31,377 --> 00:05:33,043 I'm sorry. 131 00:05:34,881 --> 00:05:39,350 I'm sorry. I'm trying to sound cheerful about diarrhea. 132 00:05:39,418 --> 00:05:42,219 I'm sorry. Ahem. Diarrhea, sir. 133 00:05:42,288 --> 00:05:43,754 Oh, diarrhea, everyone. 134 00:05:43,823 --> 00:05:47,725 Is it thoughts of suicide and diarrhea, 135 00:05:47,793 --> 00:05:50,461 or is it thoughts of suicide 136 00:05:50,529 --> 00:05:53,530 and also thoughts of diarrhea? 137 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,200 There's... 138 00:05:56,269 --> 00:05:58,302 I know, buddy. I'm sorry. 139 00:05:58,371 --> 00:06:00,504 What does this drug do anyway? 140 00:06:00,573 --> 00:06:01,739 It's a boner maker. 141 00:06:01,807 --> 00:06:06,243 Oh. Well, anything for a boner. 142 00:06:06,312 --> 00:06:07,278 Yeah, okay. 143 00:06:07,346 --> 00:06:08,812 I mean, although, 144 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:10,748 if a guy has a nice hard dick 145 00:06:10,816 --> 00:06:12,783 and he has diarrhea squirting out the back, 146 00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:16,120 it sort of ruins it, you know what I mean? 147 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,187 Just sort of. 148 00:06:35,775 --> 00:06:38,976 Okay, let's go. Is it you? 149 00:06:46,185 --> 00:06:47,952 Shit. 150 00:06:53,292 --> 00:06:54,458 Oh. 151 00:06:54,527 --> 00:06:56,126 Come on. 152 00:06:59,532 --> 00:07:01,231 Bingo. 153 00:07:05,604 --> 00:07:07,304 Seriously? 154 00:07:07,373 --> 00:07:08,405 Ohh. 155 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:23,620 Ohh! No, no, no, no, no, 156 00:07:23,689 --> 00:07:25,556 no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 157 00:07:26,726 --> 00:07:28,359 Mama, what's happening? 158 00:07:28,427 --> 00:07:29,460 Honey, I'm sorry. 159 00:07:29,528 --> 00:07:30,627 Mom, what did you do? 160 00:07:30,696 --> 00:07:32,563 It's just the smoke detectors. 161 00:07:32,631 --> 00:07:33,909 - Oh, my God. - Mama, I'm scared! 162 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:36,400 - It's okay. - Mom, call Dad right now! 163 00:07:36,469 --> 00:07:37,801 - No! - What's going on? 164 00:07:37,870 --> 00:07:39,737 Who are all those people in there? 165 00:07:39,805 --> 00:07:41,705 Who cares? Are we going to die right now? 166 00:07:41,774 --> 00:07:44,341 You idiot! It's just a frigging smoke detector! 167 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:45,476 Shut up! 168 00:07:45,544 --> 00:07:47,678 Everybody, stop! 169 00:07:47,747 --> 00:07:49,680 I am so, so, so sorry. 170 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:51,749 My God, this is so embarrassing. 171 00:07:51,817 --> 00:07:54,018 Shut up, Max! Mommy's doing her best! 172 00:07:54,086 --> 00:07:57,654 Mom, call Dad. The firemen are going to want to talk to Dad. 173 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,757 I can talk to the firemen! 174 00:07:59,825 --> 00:08:01,892 I don't need your fucking father! 175 00:08:01,961 --> 00:08:06,463 I can talk to a fireman by myself! 176 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,806 I mean, I can send you out for any audition that you want, 177 00:08:10,806 --> 00:08:13,161 but you have to be careful about burning yourself out. 178 00:08:13,229 --> 00:08:14,629 I think personally that it's better 179 00:08:14,698 --> 00:08:17,465 to go out for just a few things every month. 180 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:19,267 You know, just seem more selective. 181 00:08:19,335 --> 00:08:21,502 The interesting thing about you 182 00:08:21,571 --> 00:08:24,172 is that you can play a good range age-wise. 183 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,441 Oh, definitely. I can play up to 25 184 00:08:26,509 --> 00:08:28,976 - and really down to 16. - Mm-hmm. 185 00:08:29,045 --> 00:08:30,244 Phone call. 186 00:08:30,313 --> 00:08:32,080 - I'm meeting. - It's Jen Abrams. 187 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:35,650 Jen, hi. 188 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:38,086 Hey, Tressa, do you still represent Sam Fox? 189 00:08:38,154 --> 00:08:40,288 Uh... yeah. 190 00:08:40,356 --> 00:08:41,656 So you don't. Did she fire you? 191 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:45,126 Well, no, Jen, she didn't. I do represent her. 192 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:46,260 Can I help you? 193 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:49,130 I'm checking her avails for a pilot. 194 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:50,364 Oh, for when? 195 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:53,267 It shoots in March. It's the lead. 196 00:08:53,336 --> 00:08:56,003 The lead? Whose pilot is it? 197 00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:57,238 Danny and Zack. 198 00:08:57,307 --> 00:09:00,208 Okay. Well, I will give her a call. 199 00:09:00,276 --> 00:09:01,375 Um, is this... 200 00:09:01,444 --> 00:09:02,443 Danny and Zack love her. 201 00:09:02,512 --> 00:09:04,078 Haven't checked the network yet. 202 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:06,114 Ah. Got it. Thanks, Jen. 203 00:09:06,182 --> 00:09:07,081 Yeah. 204 00:09:08,284 --> 00:09:10,084 See, I like that one. 205 00:09:10,153 --> 00:09:11,452 Yeah, but... 206 00:09:11,521 --> 00:09:13,054 It... It's subtle. 207 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:14,222 Like, you don't notice, 208 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:15,423 but you can totally tell. 209 00:09:15,492 --> 00:09:17,091 - It's shiny. - It's really good. 210 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,327 I want my face and neck 211 00:09:19,395 --> 00:09:21,395 to stop being old-looking, that's all. 212 00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:23,397 Yeah. That's scary. That's just scary. 213 00:09:23,466 --> 00:09:25,333 She looks like an alien. 214 00:09:25,401 --> 00:09:27,135 Hang on. It's my manager. 215 00:09:27,203 --> 00:09:28,169 Hi, honey. 216 00:09:28,238 --> 00:09:29,437 Hi, Tressa. 217 00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:33,441 Hey, so, uh, some people are checking your avails 218 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,343 for March for a pilot. 219 00:09:35,411 --> 00:09:36,444 Okay. 220 00:09:36,513 --> 00:09:38,479 Should I say you're around? 221 00:09:38,548 --> 00:09:41,282 Yeah, I'm around. I mean, you know I'm around. 222 00:09:41,351 --> 00:09:43,351 - Sure. - Wait. What's the pilot? 223 00:09:43,419 --> 00:09:44,585 - What's the part? - You know, 224 00:09:44,654 --> 00:09:46,654 just the usual friend of the lead kind of thing. 225 00:09:46,723 --> 00:09:48,756 Anyway, I will let them know that you're around. 226 00:09:48,825 --> 00:09:51,392 - Yeah. Bye, doll. - Bye, honey. 227 00:09:51,461 --> 00:09:53,694 - Hi. Hello. - Hi. 228 00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:55,429 So nice to meet you. I'm John. 229 00:09:55,498 --> 00:09:57,231 Hi. I'm Sam. 230 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,633 This is Sunny, my friend. 231 00:09:58,701 --> 00:10:01,402 Uh, did you get a chance to look at the photos? 232 00:10:01,471 --> 00:10:03,604 Ahem. Yeah, we did. 233 00:10:03,673 --> 00:10:07,408 Um, I'm not saying that yours do at all, 234 00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,610 but I notice that sometimes 235 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,280 people tend to look a little shiny 236 00:10:12,348 --> 00:10:14,382 and a bit like a potato, kind of. 237 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:16,217 A wet potato. 238 00:10:16,286 --> 00:10:17,451 Right. Well, not here 239 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,443 because our technique is undetectable. 240 00:10:19,584 --> 00:10:23,257 You will not leave looking like a shiny potato face. 241 00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:25,493 Wow. Okay. Well, we're here. 242 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:28,396 I mean, this is for me. She's perfect. 243 00:10:28,464 --> 00:10:31,365 Ha ha ha. No, seriously, what do you... what do you... 244 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:33,334 How young are we now? 245 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:35,503 Um, I'm 38. 246 00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:37,138 - You look great. - Thank you. 247 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:38,272 You both look great. 248 00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,030 I wouldn't really do anything on you. 249 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,275 - Seriously? - Yeah. 250 00:10:42,412 --> 00:10:43,578 Wow. 251 00:10:43,646 --> 00:10:47,281 Okay. Why don't you climb up onto this chair? 252 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,250 Okay. Ahem. 253 00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:53,020 Okay. 254 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:55,356 Awesome. 255 00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,657 Okay, let's have a look. 256 00:10:56,726 --> 00:10:58,693 - Okay, so, ahem... - Uh-huh. 257 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:02,697 You see how kind of the left side of my face, it's melting? 258 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,532 - Hmm. - Like, my right eye, 259 00:11:04,601 --> 00:11:05,733 it's really heavy, 260 00:11:05,802 --> 00:11:07,635 like I've been in a prize fight. 261 00:11:07,704 --> 00:11:09,570 - Hmm. - And then my neck. 262 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:12,473 Jesus. I mean, what's happening to me? 263 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,508 - Mm-hmm. - Show him the picture. 264 00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:17,111 - Oh, yeah. Um... - The picture of me. 265 00:11:18,781 --> 00:11:20,448 See, that's like, um... 266 00:11:20,516 --> 00:11:21,549 - Ah. - Seven, eight, 267 00:11:21,618 --> 00:11:22,617 - maybe... - 14. 268 00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:23,662 - ...years. - Yeah, right. 269 00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:26,554 See, here you look fresh. 270 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:29,590 And now you look tired, just tired. 271 00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:31,559 - Oh. - That's all. No big deal. 272 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,394 - We can remedy that. - Okay. 273 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,329 Okay? Here, why don't you hold this? 274 00:11:35,398 --> 00:11:36,397 - Okay. - Okay. Now, see, 275 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:37,732 if we do a partial face lift, 276 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,634 it would raise all of this up. 277 00:11:39,702 --> 00:11:41,435 - Okay. - If we did the neck lift, 278 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:43,304 it would be very understated 279 00:11:43,373 --> 00:11:44,538 - Okay, watch. - Okay. 280 00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:46,374 Watch this. See this? 281 00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:48,542 - Pretty. - Oh. 282 00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:50,278 - Pretty. - Mm. 283 00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:52,647 Huh? Pretty. 284 00:11:52,715 --> 00:11:54,045 - Pretty. - He's right. 285 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,594 - It's kind of amazing. - Huh? 286 00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:56,550 - Uh-huh. - Pretty. 287 00:11:56,619 --> 00:11:57,585 Pretty. 288 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:58,653 What about, uh, 289 00:11:58,721 --> 00:12:00,321 what about my neck thing? 290 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:01,589 Okay. Watch. Ready? 291 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,391 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:12:03,459 --> 00:12:04,458 Fresh. 293 00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:05,626 Whoa. 294 00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:07,328 - Fresh. - Fresh. 295 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:09,530 Huh? Fresh. 296 00:12:09,599 --> 00:12:11,599 Huh? So fresh. 297 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,734 You see that? Fresh. 298 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,803 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 299 00:12:15,872 --> 00:12:18,272 You look like you went to, like, 300 00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:19,373 the Bahamas or something. 301 00:12:19,442 --> 00:12:20,574 Yeah. Wow. 302 00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:23,844 Uh, how long is the down time? 303 00:12:23,913 --> 00:12:25,613 Well, your face will be all bruises 304 00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:27,615 - for about three weeks. - Oh, shit. 305 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,351 Oh, but I anticipate a very youthful result. 306 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:33,821 W-What would you tell the girls? 307 00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,890 Well, I'll just tell them I got attacked. 308 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,792 That way, they won't be mad at me. 309 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:41,128 At least they'll be nice to be for a day, maybe. 310 00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,432 So I have an opening on the 18th. 311 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:49,270 Wow. Well, how much are we talking here? 312 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:50,604 Okay. 313 00:12:50,673 --> 00:12:54,442 For the neck lift, it would be 45,000. 314 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:55,743 And for the partial face lift, 315 00:12:55,812 --> 00:12:57,812 it would run 50,000. 316 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,780 Oh, you know what? I'm just going... 317 00:12:59,849 --> 00:13:02,650 Can I take the price list with me today? 318 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:05,553 Because I'm going to think about it. 319 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:09,223 I don't think I can go completely Garbo right now. 320 00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:10,091 Of course. 321 00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:11,759 Sit, sit, sit. Everyone sit. 322 00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:17,331 Terrific. So we are very excited 323 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,399 about your show. 324 00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:19,633 So are we. 325 00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:24,338 Good. So what's up? 326 00:13:24,407 --> 00:13:25,706 What can I help you with now? 327 00:13:25,775 --> 00:13:28,576 So, uh, we know who we want for the lead. 328 00:13:28,644 --> 00:13:33,414 Wow. Great. Have we seen her? 329 00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:34,515 All, right, so, Charles, 330 00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:35,794 I know you want to see choices. 331 00:13:35,818 --> 00:13:37,685 I mean, we've all been through this before. 332 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:40,488 And I'd like to think we have some credibility here 333 00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,690 with our other shows doing so well. 334 00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:44,992 We absolutely love your shows. I hope you know that. 335 00:13:45,061 --> 00:13:48,362 So who... who is it? Who are we talking about? 336 00:13:48,431 --> 00:13:49,597 Sam Fox. 337 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:51,499 Sam Fox is funny, 338 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:52,867 and that's our bottom line. 339 00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:54,802 You've got cute all over the network, 340 00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:56,504 and there's cute in the show, 341 00:13:56,572 --> 00:13:58,506 but Sam Fox is, like, real people. 342 00:13:58,574 --> 00:14:01,709 She will score with every demographic. 343 00:14:01,778 --> 00:14:04,712 When we cast young, we leave everyone else out. 344 00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:06,747 Sam Fox has sex appeal, 345 00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:09,517 but the big move here is that she's hysterically funny 346 00:14:09,585 --> 00:14:11,318 and everyone likes her. 347 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,054 She's an everywoman. 348 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:15,322 Works for me. 349 00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:16,490 Jen, great job. 350 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,691 She's not on the show yet. 351 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,926 What are you mad about? 352 00:14:18,995 --> 00:14:20,873 Because I just burned about 30% of my credibility 353 00:14:20,897 --> 00:14:22,596 with Charles Kemp. 354 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,043 What, you didn't believe what you said in there? 355 00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,634 - Because you seemed to. - That's my job. 356 00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:27,968 You're a gender traitor. 357 00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,571 You're putting down your own people. 358 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,739 My people? 359 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:34,375 You know, start a test deal with Sam Fox. 360 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,078 Call the reps now, please. 361 00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:41,649 Uh, Charles said that? 362 00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:44,218 That's what he said. So we need to start a test deal. 363 00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:45,319 Wow. 364 00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,788 Yeah, well, send a deal memo to my office, 365 00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:49,723 and we'll get started. 366 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,725 Okay, Tressa. Thanks. 367 00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:52,960 Bye, Jen. 368 00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:55,729 Should I get Sam on the phone? 369 00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:59,600 No. And don't tell anyone about this. 370 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:01,368 You got that? 371 00:15:01,437 --> 00:15:03,170 Okay. 372 00:15:07,012 --> 00:15:08,144 We create... 373 00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:09,379 - Just let me... - Stop. 374 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,214 - I just... - Mom, shush. Pay attention. 375 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:12,540 I want to get your face in. 376 00:15:12,543 --> 00:15:13,650 Fine! Jesus! 377 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,151 We're not misandrists, 378 00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,221 but the patriarchy must be stopped. 379 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,389 - Yeah! - Whoo! 380 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,424 - Now, Martin Luther King... - Yeah! 381 00:15:21,493 --> 00:15:23,126 ...he had one kind of a dream. 382 00:15:23,195 --> 00:15:24,360 And if he was alive... 383 00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:26,062 Martin Luther King beat his wife. 384 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,263 What? 385 00:15:27,332 --> 00:15:28,465 Well, some people say 386 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,066 that the FBI spread that story 387 00:15:30,135 --> 00:15:31,108 to discredit him, 388 00:15:31,109 --> 00:15:32,547 but other people say he cheated on his wife, 389 00:15:32,571 --> 00:15:35,238 - and also... - Wait. Who told you this? 390 00:15:35,307 --> 00:15:36,940 Cary, Mom. 391 00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:39,109 My teacher? 392 00:15:39,177 --> 00:15:40,143 - Yes. - Remember? 393 00:15:40,212 --> 00:15:41,177 Yes. 394 00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:43,213 Mahatma Gandhi beat his wife, too. 395 00:15:43,281 --> 00:15:45,648 Aah. I didn't know Gandhi was even married. 396 00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:48,251 Why would Cary be telling you these things? 397 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,386 Like, is he trying to make you hate these people? 398 00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:53,189 No. He's just telling us the whole truth about them, 399 00:15:53,258 --> 00:15:55,125 or at least as it's known. 400 00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:57,227 He's telling us what's been said. 401 00:15:57,295 --> 00:16:00,330 I mean, yeah, maybe the FBI lied about King, 402 00:16:00,398 --> 00:16:04,000 but to say that he's this perfect human statue 403 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:06,002 is... is a lie. 404 00:16:06,071 --> 00:16:07,370 Hmm. 405 00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:09,272 It... It's important, Mom. 406 00:16:09,341 --> 00:16:10,540 Plus, they're still my heroes 407 00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,642 for the good that they did do. 408 00:16:12,711 --> 00:16:15,378 But their personal lives were just kind of sketched out. 409 00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:18,281 Anyway, woman is the nigger of the world. 410 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:19,482 Frankie, don't say that. 411 00:16:19,551 --> 00:16:21,317 John Lennon said that. 412 00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:22,685 I know, but don't you say it. 413 00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,554 Do you know what he's saying with that song? 414 00:16:24,623 --> 00:16:26,389 Also, it's a direct quote from 415 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,024 Zora Neale Hurston. 416 00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:29,325 Mom, I know. 417 00:16:29,394 --> 00:16:30,493 He wasn't being derogatory. 418 00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:34,063 It was being, like, metaphorical. 419 00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,865 Cary told us that. 420 00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,033 Hmm. 421 00:16:37,102 --> 00:16:38,968 Also, Gandhi was pen pals with Hitler. 422 00:16:39,037 --> 00:16:40,303 Oh, my God. 423 00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:42,438 This kid looks like Sam could be his mom. 424 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,207 Why if we give her a black son? 425 00:16:44,276 --> 00:16:45,275 Like she adopted? 426 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:46,442 Or shtupped a black guy? 427 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,511 Shtupped. Yes. Please. 428 00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:52,482 We're ready for him. 429 00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,250 I have Charles for you. 430 00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:55,351 Hi, Charles. 431 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,420 - Hi, Charles. - Hey, Charles. 432 00:16:57,489 --> 00:16:59,255 Guys, I have great news. 433 00:16:59,324 --> 00:17:01,424 - Yeah? - Great. Let's hear it. 434 00:17:01,493 --> 00:17:03,093 Rachel McAdams got a hold of your script. 435 00:17:03,161 --> 00:17:04,227 She wants the lead. 436 00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:05,261 She's amazing. 437 00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,329 She's funny, talented. 438 00:17:06,398 --> 00:17:07,430 We love her. 439 00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:09,065 So we just locked her down, 440 00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,567 and based on that, 441 00:17:10,635 --> 00:17:12,101 we're ready to move on to series. 442 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:17,240 Uh, Charles, that... that's great. 443 00:17:17,309 --> 00:17:18,575 Amazing. We love her. 444 00:17:18,643 --> 00:17:20,376 Congratulations, guys. 445 00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:21,945 I'm excited. 446 00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,179 So are we. 447 00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:24,414 Good. We'll talk soon. 448 00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,682 Ow. Yeah, right. 449 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,585 Uh, all right, great. So let's, uh... 450 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,987 let's look at this stuff and figure it out. 451 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,378 We're gathered here today because we know 452 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,376 - that there is an atrocity... - You know, I read 453 00:17:46,445 --> 00:17:49,947 that Mother Teresa used to take private jets 454 00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:51,815 and go to fancy dinners. 455 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:54,017 Mom, that's not the same thing. 456 00:17:54,086 --> 00:17:55,319 She was a Catholic nun. 457 00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:57,688 There's nothing complex about Mother Teresa. 458 00:17:57,756 --> 00:17:58,622 She sucked. 459 00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:00,824 I know, but Gandhi was so little. 460 00:18:00,893 --> 00:18:02,659 How could he beat up anybody? 461 00:18:04,136 --> 00:18:06,475 All right, guys, let's start the mob. 462 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:09,533 Just look to the lady in the pink T-shirt for the moves. 463 00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:12,202 Frankie, take the rest of these T-shirts. Hand them out. 464 00:18:12,271 --> 00:18:14,004 Yes, I can do it, yes. 465 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,940 She loves your class. 466 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:19,776 Well, Frankie is a rock star. 467 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:21,211 Yeah. Uh, listen, 468 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,014 I got to ask a favor of you, buddy. 469 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:26,884 Frankie's knowledge of the world is accelerating 470 00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,019 because of your class, good and bad, 471 00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:32,089 and that's great, but it's going really fast. 472 00:18:32,157 --> 00:18:34,925 And I can't keep up. 473 00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,261 I work. I rarely get a download from her, 474 00:18:37,329 --> 00:18:40,731 and when I do, she's on a newer and bigger planet, 475 00:18:40,799 --> 00:18:41,798 like today. 476 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:43,267 Come with us to Stockton. 477 00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:46,203 - What? - Yeah, we're going on a class trip to Stockton. 478 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:48,939 You would learn so much with Frankie, 479 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:50,252 so then you'll be totally up to speed. 480 00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:52,109 - Our song is next. - When is it? 481 00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:53,255 It's the first week of March. 482 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,245 She should totally come with us. 483 00:18:55,314 --> 00:18:57,180 Oh, Stockton? Mom's always got to work. 484 00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,348 She won't make it, Cary. 485 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,784 Well, that's good, Frankie. 486 00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:01,785 Your mom's an earner. 487 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:02,853 I know. 488 00:19:04,156 --> 00:19:06,123 Shall we mob it up, Madame? 489 00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:07,858 Yes. 490 00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:15,065 Hi, Sam. 491 00:19:15,134 --> 00:19:20,270 Tressa, hi. Listen, is that pilot still happening, 492 00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,039 that pilot in March? 493 00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,141 No, it went away. 494 00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:26,043 Oh, good! 495 00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:28,178 Thanks, honey! Love you! 496 00:19:28,247 --> 00:19:30,847 Love you. Have fun. 497 00:19:37,089 --> 00:19:38,255 I'm going to do it. 498 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:40,958 Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! 499 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:45,524 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 33831

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