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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHRIS: [SINGING]
I'm washing cars
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Washing a car
Washing a car
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Whoo!
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Dang it.
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Hey. What's up, man?
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- Good. Is this your Bimmer?
- Yeah.
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Okay, cool. I'm almost done.
I just gotta do the interior.
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- I'm Chris, by the way.
- Keith.
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Keith.
Nice to meet you, Keith.
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Be like, five minutes.
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- You good. Take your time.
- Yeah.
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- Where you from, man?
- Birmingham, Alabama.
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Birmingham. Whoa, okay.
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I'm a Florida guy.
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Born and raised.
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Just trying to hustle,
do my thing, you know.
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Yeah, same here.
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You gotta fake it
till you make it, right?
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That's it!
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CHRIS: That's what
I'm talking about.
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You know what's up.
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Okay. Right on. Cool.
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I knew a guy that, like,
got a, uh...
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[COUGHS]
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[MOUTHING] Shit!
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That was my high school crush.
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- Huh?
- I swear to God,
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that's my crush
from high school.
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- KEITH: For real?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- That's Maria Li.
- For real?
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I haven't seen her
in forever, man. I'm like...
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- All right. Yeah.
- I'm shaking. Yeah, dude.
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That's why I got quiet.
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'Cause I promised myself
next time I saw her,
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I was gonna ask her out.
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But I haven't seen her
in forever.
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I don't even know
if she remembers me.
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Oh, man.
Shoot, you're just shy.
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- CHRIS: You think so?
- Yeah.
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I look like a schlub, though.
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Nah, you look good, man.
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You think so?
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The least you could do is
just... "Hey, how you doing?
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- "You remember me?"
- Yeah?
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Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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- "Good to see you."
- All right. Cool.
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I'll vacuum your car
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and then I'll get you
out of here. Yeah, yeah.
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Can you just
hit that "on" switch
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on the vacuum for me?
Thanks, man.
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- Right here?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.
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[VACUUM WHIRRING]
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Yeah, there's probably so many
other guys that wanna...
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- [HISSING]
- Shit.
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Oh, shit.
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CHRIS: Shit!
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Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit!
What the fuck?
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- [CONTINUES WHIRRING]
- No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
Oh, my God! Turn it off.
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What did you press?
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- [WHIRRING STOPS]
- Turn it off! What the fuck?
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I'm gonna get fired again.
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- Oh, shit.
- Give me your jacket.
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Jacket, jacket,
jacket, jacket.
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Thanks, man. Holy fuck.
Why, why, why?
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- What did you do?
- I just pressed "on".
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- [KEYS JINGLE, DOOR CLOSES]
- Shit.
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Oh, now, that's Maria.
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That's Maria. Holy shit.
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- MARIA: Hey, excuse me, sir.
- Oh, God.
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Hi. Hey. Hi.
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Um, do you know how long
an interior detail takes?
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I'm a little bit in a rush.
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I just wanna know how long
it's gonna take.
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- Um, I'm not sure.
- Psst! Psst!
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Don't let her leave.
Don't let her leave.
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[STAMMERS] Okay.
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I'm just gonna go
to another car wash.
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- CHRIS: Wait, wait. Keith!
- Okay, thank you.
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- Okay. Thanks.
- Get her number.
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Get her number.
Get her number.
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- Excuse me.
- MARIA: Yeah?
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Can I get your number
to have somebody call you?
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My number? No. Uh...
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Thank you, though.
I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
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- [CAR DOOR CLOSES]
- [ENGINE STARTS]
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Hey, dude,
what the fuck just happened?
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She's left, dude?
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Fuck.
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[SIGHS]
I was so close, though.
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- No, you weren't.
- Damn it.
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CHRIS: [ON PHONE]
Bud, you will never guess
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who I just ran into
at the car wash.
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It was crazy. Let's hang out.
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Okay, cool.
I got a customer.
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I'll see you after work.
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CHRIS: All right, bro.
I'll talk to you soon.
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BUD: Hi. How can I help you?
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I broke this.
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Is there any way
you could possibly fix it?
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I don't know if it's
ruined completely, but...
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I think there's something
we can actually do.
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Luckily, we're not as busy...
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WOMAN: Yeah. Are you normally
pretty busy?
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Yeah. For some reason
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everybody's breaking
their phone.
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[LAUGHING]
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Can I get your information?
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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- 0-5-7...
- What up, bro?
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What up...
What up, Trina? What's up?
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Nothing much.
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- How you doing?
- Hi. How are you?
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Good, good, good.
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Y'all see that car
right there?
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That's yours?
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TRINA: Yeah, that's my
Bad Bitch right there.
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When you see it,
it make everything okay.
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'Cause it's kinda like
Pepto-Bismol.
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- There you go. There you go.
- TRINA: It fixes everything.
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I like to drink Pepto-Bismol
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with a little bit of Hennessy
in it.
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WOMAN: Really?
TRINA: Yeah, it's good.
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What you need?
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I need 50 bucks.
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I'm at work right now.
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You can't be in here asking me
for money in front of
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- everybody like that.
- I'm sorry.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- No, no. That's okay.
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This is my little brother.
Come on.
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First of all,
ain't you supposed
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to be on house arrest?
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TRINA: House arrest,
smouse arrest.
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Ain't nobody worried
about that.
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Let me hold 50.
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Come on, bro.
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[MOUTHING]
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- I got $20.
- $20?
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That's all I got.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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TRINA: I know
you got more than that.
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- What are you doing?
- Let me see.
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- What?
- I know you got some more.
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- Look at this.
- That's just $3.
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- You playin' with me?
- No, that's my lunch money.
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TRINA: No, this is mine.
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I'm so sick of you
with your stupid threats.
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- [BANGS CASH REGISTER]
- Give me this.
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Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch.
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You ain't never
gonna get out this town.
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You ain't never gonna be shit.
You know what?
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Fuck house arrest.
Fuck all this shit.
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[ALARM BEEPING]
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Hey, hold that for me.
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And here.
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- No, no, no.
- That's for you.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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- But...
- You too.
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Don't say nothin'.
I remember faces.
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I'm gonna kill every one of
you white motherfuckers
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if you snitch.
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[WOMAN SPEAKS]
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Cheers. Thank you.
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Got you a snack
to cheer you up.
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Cheers. Ding.
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- Thanks, man.
- Of course.
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Don't let her get
in your mind, bro.
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You gotta stand up
to her, man.
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You know my sister.
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It's hard to stand up to her.
She's a bully.
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I think Trina's right, man.
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I don't think we're ever gonna
get out of this town.
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- No.
- Man, I hate that shit.
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No. Trina is not right, dog.
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I'm telling you,
seeing Maria today,
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that was a positive omen, man.
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Mark my words,
by this time next year,
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we're gonna be
out of these jobs.
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We're gonna be going
on big adventures.
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All right.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- MAN: Hello?
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[YELLS]
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Oh! What the fuck?
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Who are you?
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- I'm a plumber.
- What time is it?
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Fuck, I'm late!
I'm late! I'm late for work!
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I'm late!
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Oh, I'm late for work!
Shit, shit.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, God!
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I cannot get fired.
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God damn it.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES]
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Shortcut.
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Shit.
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- [YELLS]
- [GASPS]
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I was looking at my watch.
Sorry!
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- [CLATTERS]
- Ow.
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[SCREAMS] Oh, my God.
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Oh! Whoa!
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Sorry.
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I thought the window was open.
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I'm late for work. My bad.
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I can help you.
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Thank you.
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Have a good one.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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[GROANS, YELLS]
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MAN: Shit. No, shit. [GASPING]
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry!
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What the fuck, dude?
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I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.
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[YELLS]
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Oh, shit. Damn it.
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I'm sorry about that.
Sorry. Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
- Sorry.
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Allow me. Ladies first.
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Thank you.
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After you.
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All right. Nice! I made it.
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[WHIRRING]
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Can you, um, tell me
about the detox?
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Uh, it kind of makes you poop.
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You'll be in the bathroom
for a while.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Yeah. You wanna try
our new flavor?
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WOMAN:
Oh, it's not a margarita?
233
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CHRIS: Oh, I wish.
234
00:09:38,261 --> 00:09:40,350
Put some of this in there.
235
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,658
Some mango or whatever.
236
00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:46,095
But why would you put a spoon
in there
237
00:09:46,138 --> 00:09:47,792
if you're gonna use your hand?
238
00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,446
Oh, sometimes I forget.
239
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,927
You know, the best chefs
in the world use their hands.
240
00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,407
No, no, no, no, no.
241
00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:55,844
That's unacceptable.
242
00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:01,284
You work in health care,
you know...
243
00:10:01,327 --> 00:10:03,982
Germs actually help
your immune system.
244
00:10:04,026 --> 00:10:06,245
No, no, no.
You're touchin' the counters.
245
00:10:06,289 --> 00:10:07,725
You're touchin' the counters.
246
00:10:07,769 --> 00:10:09,031
You're touchin' all these
different things,
247
00:10:09,074 --> 00:10:10,336
and then you're gonna put
your hand in there
248
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:11,947
and comment you're a chef?
249
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,166
And we supposed to
accept that?
250
00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:15,994
Here, you want money
or something? Like...
251
00:10:16,038 --> 00:10:17,474
You can take out of this jar.
252
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,954
Like, it doesn't even go
to that. Like...
253
00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,347
Can we just all settle
on that?
254
00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:35,797
What in the world?
255
00:10:41,063 --> 00:10:42,412
CHRIS: [LOUDLY] Maria!
256
00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,893
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm sorry.
Was that loud? Maria.
257
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,285
- [STAMMERS] Come, come...
- MARIA: Hi.
258
00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:48,766
[STAMMERING]
She's a VIP customer.
259
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:49,985
- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah.
260
00:10:50,028 --> 00:10:51,203
Just cut in front of
these people.
261
00:10:51,247 --> 00:10:53,379
- Hi, sorry. Hi.
- CHRIS: I'm sorry, guys.
262
00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:55,033
How you gonna do that
right there?
263
00:10:55,077 --> 00:11:00,082
She's a VIP, but we're in line
and we gotta get waited on.
264
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,084
- Sorry.
- Chris Carey.
265
00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:04,521
From high school.
Biology class.
266
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,262
- You know, "Crazy Chris".
- MARIA: Um...
267
00:11:06,305 --> 00:11:07,393
"Retard Chris".
268
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,221
- Oh! [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah!
269
00:11:09,265 --> 00:11:11,833
- How the hell are you?
- Oh, my God, Chris.
270
00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:13,138
CHRIS: I haven't seen you
in forever.
271
00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,314
Yeah. I'm actually living
in New York City.
272
00:11:15,358 --> 00:11:17,229
Wow, New York! The Big Apple.
273
00:11:17,273 --> 00:11:18,578
Yeah.
274
00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:20,102
Hey, that's an apple
I'd like to juice. Right?
275
00:11:22,104 --> 00:11:24,062
What are you doing up there?
I've never been up there.
276
00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:27,413
Oh, I'm actually, um,
a curator at an art gallery.
277
00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:29,807
- So, yeah.
- Right on.
278
00:11:29,851 --> 00:11:32,244
Um, here, uh, have a juice.
On the house.
279
00:11:32,288 --> 00:11:34,203
- Okay. Oh.
- Huh?
280
00:11:34,246 --> 00:11:36,901
This is terrible.
This is not good at all.
281
00:11:36,945 --> 00:11:38,816
CHRIS: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
WOMAN: It's terrible.
282
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:41,253
I'm at work and it gets crazy
at work sometimes.
283
00:11:41,297 --> 00:11:42,777
This is not good.
284
00:11:43,429 --> 00:11:44,953
CHRIS: What do you, uh...
285
00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:48,043
[STAMMERING] What...
286
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,436
What would you say, like...
287
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,917
What do you, uh...
What are you doing later?
288
00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,398
You wanna, like,
get a bite or something?
289
00:11:55,441 --> 00:11:58,531
I... God, I would
love to actually,
290
00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:01,317
but I'm on my way
to the airport right now.
291
00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,319
Yeah, there's this big
art show I'm doing on Friday
292
00:12:03,362 --> 00:12:05,147
that I have to get back for.
293
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,279
- Oh, okay. Okay, cool.
- So, yeah.
294
00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:09,412
But listen,
if you're ever in Manhattan,
295
00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:11,457
you should come
to the gallery.
296
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,807
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
297
00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,466
- For real?
- Yeah, I'll show you around.
298
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,033
- Yeah. Okay. Great.
- Thank you for this.
299
00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:24,340
- This is so great.
- This is great.
300
00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,645
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Mix it up.
301
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,951
- Mix it up.
- I'll see you later.
302
00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:27,909
MARIA:
Great seeing you, Chris.
303
00:12:28,953 --> 00:12:30,259
See ya.
304
00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,612
Can we order now?
305
00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:41,009
- [WHIRRING]
- [SCREAMING]
306
00:12:43,185 --> 00:12:45,187
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
307
00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:48,625
Oh, my God!
308
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,586
Oh, my God.
He fell down, he fell down.
309
00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:56,851
CHRIS: Yes!
310
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,036
[GASPS, CHUCKLES]
311
00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:13,041
You mind if I, uh,
ask you for advice?
312
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,347
I just saw my dream girl
313
00:13:15,391 --> 00:13:18,133
and I finally mustered up
the courage to ask her out.
314
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:20,309
I'm in total shock.
315
00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:21,527
- [SCOFFS]
- [CHRIS CHUCKLES]
316
00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:23,921
Why? 'Cause she's accepted
or what?
317
00:13:23,965 --> 00:13:26,358
Yeah. But she lives
in New York, that's the catch.
318
00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:28,186
- So what?
- I've never felt this way
319
00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,361
about a woman before.
320
00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:31,015
What do you have going here?
321
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:32,364
I don't got anything
going here,
322
00:13:32,408 --> 00:13:33,670
- that's the thing.
- No?
323
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,193
I got, you know,
my best friend is here.
324
00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:36,281
My friend, Bud.
325
00:13:36,325 --> 00:13:37,587
Man, you know, I say...
326
00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,677
[SMACKS LIPS] Go for it.
327
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,114
If you don't,
the rest of your life,
328
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:46,030
you're gonna be sitting here
saying, "What if I woulda?
329
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,249
"What if I coulda?"
330
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,425
Yeah. What am I doing here?
331
00:13:49,991 --> 00:13:51,470
I can't...
332
00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:53,951
I can't just wait around
and hope for things to happen.
333
00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:55,257
I gotta make it happen.
334
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,649
There you go. Claim it.
335
00:13:56,693 --> 00:13:58,216
Claim it. Yes.
336
00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,739
- Yeah.
- Thank you, man.
337
00:13:59,783 --> 00:14:01,437
- Thanks for the advice, man.
- [SCOFFS]
338
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,440
I'm going to New York.
339
00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:10,185
[SINGING] I saw a girl today
340
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:14,189
I saw a girl, no way
341
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:18,236
I saw a girl today
342
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:21,979
And her name is Maria
343
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:25,113
I saw a girl today
344
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,244
What the...
345
00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,029
The one that got away
346
00:14:28,072 --> 00:14:29,508
I saw a...
347
00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:30,727
- [TIRES SCREECH]
- [HORN HONKS]
348
00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,076
Holy cow!
349
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,470
And her name is Maria
350
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:36,602
Whoo! Thank you, man.
351
00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:39,649
I owe you. Thank you. Whoo!
352
00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:41,781
I'm going to New York,
brother! Thank you!
353
00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,479
Whoo!
354
00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:47,222
He's in love. He's crazy.
355
00:14:50,486 --> 00:14:52,618
[SINGING] I saw a girl today
356
00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,098
What? Get off me.
357
00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:56,622
I saw a girl, no way
358
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,189
What are you doing?
359
00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,451
I saw a girl today
360
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:00,800
Get the fuck away from me.
361
00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:03,325
And her name is Maria
362
00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,593
Spinning my wheels,
I haven't done shit
363
00:15:10,636 --> 00:15:13,378
I'm out of here,
I fucking quit
364
00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:16,120
Maria has opened the door
365
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:19,558
Later, smoothies,
I'm off to New York
366
00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:22,387
CHORUS: He saw a girl today
367
00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:23,475
CHRIS: Oh, shit.
368
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:25,129
He saw her girl, no way
369
00:15:25,173 --> 00:15:26,304
- [CRASHING]
- [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]
370
00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:29,699
He saw a girl today
371
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,746
And her name is Maria
372
00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:39,665
I saw a girl today
373
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:42,668
I saw a girl, no way
374
00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:44,366
- Shit!
- [CRASHES]
375
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:48,761
I saw a girl today
376
00:15:48,805 --> 00:15:53,201
And her name is Maria
377
00:15:55,290 --> 00:15:58,728
Maria
378
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:02,340
Maria
379
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:06,649
CHORUS: Maria
380
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,218
The fuck?
381
00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:14,178
CHRIS: I'm telling you,
382
00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:17,790
Maria just fell out of the sky
into my lap today.
383
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,184
And said, "Hey, Chris,
I haven't seen you in ages.
384
00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,403
"What have you been up to?"
And I go... [SNIFFS]
385
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:22,752
"I don't know,
I just been working
386
00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:23,970
"at the mall
since high school."
387
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,711
And she was, like,
"Oh, well, good news.
388
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,540
"I'm your guardian
fucking angel.
389
00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:30,542
"And I'mma take you
outta this hellscape
390
00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:33,676
"and bring you to the
motherfucking promised land!"
391
00:16:33,719 --> 00:16:35,808
So what? I mean,
what does that mean?
392
00:16:35,852 --> 00:16:37,854
Look at our lives, man.
393
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:40,726
Stuck in Florida,
spinning our wheels,
394
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:43,207
bullshit job
after bullshit job.
395
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:45,644
It's finally time for that
big adventure, brother.
396
00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:50,214
I'm talking road trip
to the NYC!
397
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,173
Hey, has anybody here
been to New York City?
398
00:16:52,216 --> 00:16:53,348
Yes!
399
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,871
[SINGING] New York
400
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,396
Concrete jungle
Texas albino
401
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,572
My pussy's on fire
402
00:17:00,616 --> 00:17:02,531
Come on! New York, man. Pizza.
403
00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:04,620
- [WHOOPS]
- Calm down, bruh.
404
00:17:05,969 --> 00:17:07,666
Okay. I hear you, right?
And that sounds good.
405
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,146
Yeah.
406
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,539
But how we gonna get there?
We don't have a car.
407
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:13,498
I figured it out.
408
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,847
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
409
00:17:18,242 --> 00:17:19,939
Hell, no.
We're not taking Trina's car.
410
00:17:19,983 --> 00:17:21,680
- Are you fucking crazy?
- Wait, wait, wait.
411
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,247
Hear me out. Hear me out.
412
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,771
You're the one paying
to store her car.
413
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:26,903
- Right?
- Yes.
414
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,426
Trina is in jail.
415
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:32,256
She's been in jail.
She's gonna stay in jail.
416
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,564
She is in J-A-I-L. Prison.
417
00:17:35,607 --> 00:17:36,913
- I'm not doing this.
- Okay.
418
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,306
- Trina is crazy.
- Yeah, I know. I know.
419
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,263
You know that.
We can't take her car.
420
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:40,612
It's her car.
421
00:17:40,656 --> 00:17:42,179
Just for once,
in your whole life,
422
00:17:42,223 --> 00:17:43,267
forget about Trina.
423
00:17:43,311 --> 00:17:45,182
Think about us.
424
00:17:45,226 --> 00:17:47,271
Let's steal that goddamn car
and go to New York
425
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,794
and have the adventure
of a lifetime
426
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,405
that we always talked about.
427
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,756
I hate you.
428
00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:55,627
[CHUCKLES]
429
00:17:55,671 --> 00:17:57,760
- [BUD GRUNTS]
- [LAUGHS]
430
00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,501
CHRIS:
We're going to New York!
431
00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:02,852
Here you go. Bud Malone.
432
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,810
Yeah, we're driving
to New York.
433
00:18:04,854 --> 00:18:06,856
- Looks good.
- What's your name again?
434
00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:09,598
Kurt? Bud, Chris.
Nice to meet you.
435
00:18:09,641 --> 00:18:10,947
- Nice to meet ya.
- Nice to meet ya, man.
436
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,863
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
437
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,822
[INAUDIBLE]
438
00:18:23,699 --> 00:18:24,787
Choo-choo!
439
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:26,832
[HORN HONKING]
440
00:18:27,746 --> 00:18:28,965
BUD: Check this out, bruh.
441
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,314
I got it all mapped out,
all right?
442
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,489
I went on Google Maps
yesterday.
443
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:32,664
I get everything together,
right?
444
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,231
We're gonna take
the I-95, right?
445
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:35,537
It's gonna be the quickest way
to get to New York City...
446
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,539
No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo.
447
00:18:37,582 --> 00:18:40,368
We got four whole days
till Maria's art opening.
448
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,935
We can kick back, relax,
and breathe in America, dude.
449
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:45,851
- Hey.
- Ow!
450
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:47,070
Feet down, man.
451
00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:49,246
You cannot mess up
my sister's car, man.
452
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,465
Will you relax?
453
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:53,250
The car is fine.
Your sister's in prison.
454
00:18:53,294 --> 00:18:55,861
She'll never know.
What's she gonna do?
455
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:58,212
Bust outta jail? [LAUGHS]
456
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,407
Bus is all clear.
457
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,023
WOMAN: Psst! Psst!
458
00:19:28,372 --> 00:19:29,895
Excuse me.
459
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,419
I'm stuck up here.
I'm stuck.
460
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,769
Can you help me get out?
461
00:19:34,813 --> 00:19:36,467
Please. I'm stuck under here.
462
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:37,729
Oh, God.
463
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,688
Oh. Thank you.
464
00:19:40,776 --> 00:19:42,386
[TRINA BREATHING HEAVILY]
465
00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:44,954
Oh, shit.
466
00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:47,696
Hey. Shh.
467
00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:49,611
Oh, man.
468
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,352
You see any guards out here
or anything?
469
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,921
You better take your ass off.
You better take off.
470
00:19:55,965 --> 00:19:58,054
You better fucking...
You better run.
471
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,361
Man, I'm gonna get my car,
and I'm gonna go to Mexico
472
00:20:00,404 --> 00:20:02,450
and I'm gonna just start
all over, man.
473
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,756
Get those clothes off
and get the fuck outta here.
474
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,018
Can I borrow your vest?
475
00:20:06,062 --> 00:20:07,716
I can't give you my vest.
476
00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:09,457
You my lookout.
I never forget a face.
477
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:10,762
Go.
478
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,460
Thank you
for helping me escape!
479
00:20:14,766 --> 00:20:15,767
OFFICER: Hey.
480
00:20:17,378 --> 00:20:19,989
We had a convict escape.
Did you see anyone?
481
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,080
- Where?
- Where?
482
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,604
They were here somewhere.
Did you see anybody?
483
00:20:26,648 --> 00:20:28,824
No. You said someone escaped?
484
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,782
And you haven't
helped her at all?
485
00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:32,654
No. How am I gonna help her?
486
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,352
- By giving her my vest?
- I don't know.
487
00:20:35,396 --> 00:20:38,312
Did you see someone out here?
I need to know that.
488
00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:40,096
Go that way.
489
00:20:40,966 --> 00:20:42,446
That way?
490
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:44,361
- Someone went that way?
- Go that way.
491
00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:45,449
Go that way?
492
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,755
Go that way.
493
00:20:46,798 --> 00:20:48,626
Okay. It's an emergency.
494
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,628
We got an emergency here.
495
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:52,021
[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
496
00:20:55,807 --> 00:20:58,810
[PANTING]
497
00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:00,116
TRINA: Man, I just wanted
to thank you.
498
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,422
Go, go, go.
He's looking for you.
499
00:21:01,465 --> 00:21:02,988
TRINA: He really?
500
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:04,163
- They're looking for you.
- Oh, shoot. Thank you so much.
501
00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:06,514
- Go.
- Thank you so, so much.
502
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,429
I really appreciate you.
You got a baby mama?
503
00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:09,778
Run away, please.
Get away from me
504
00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:10,822
before I get in trouble.
505
00:21:10,866 --> 00:21:12,433
Thank you for helping me.
506
00:21:12,476 --> 00:21:13,651
Get the fuck outta here.
507
00:21:13,695 --> 00:21:15,044
- Don't! No. Bye!
- Thank you. Thank you.
508
00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,655
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
509
00:21:17,699 --> 00:21:19,962
God bless you.
You an accomplice to my shit.
510
00:21:21,224 --> 00:21:23,618
Whoo! I'm free!
511
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,359
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
512
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:29,188
BUD: Look, man,
you don't realize
513
00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:30,451
how strong she is, okay?
514
00:21:30,494 --> 00:21:31,539
My sister's crazy.
515
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,671
I've told you that
a million times.
516
00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,499
She doesn't have
a regular girl hand.
517
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:39,155
I once seen her fry some fish
with her bare hand.
518
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,678
She grabbed the fish
out the batter,
519
00:21:40,722 --> 00:21:42,114
put it in the frying pan.
520
00:21:42,158 --> 00:21:44,029
Set it there till it was done.
521
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:47,032
That's insane. I've seen her
flip barbecue ribs.
522
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,034
No spatula. Hand.
523
00:21:49,861 --> 00:21:51,080
God.
524
00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:52,647
[IMITATES SIZZLING]
525
00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:56,041
Pressing the meat. Bare hand.
526
00:21:56,085 --> 00:21:58,566
I... I don't think I wanna eat
at your house anymore.
527
00:22:04,746 --> 00:22:05,834
How you doing?
528
00:22:05,877 --> 00:22:08,532
- Good, good.
- Hey, hey. Um...
529
00:22:08,576 --> 00:22:10,708
I'm really excited
to get my car.
530
00:22:10,752 --> 00:22:12,101
- Uh-huh.
- Uh, it's under Malone.
531
00:22:12,928 --> 00:22:15,583
Pink Crown Vic.
Crown Victoria.
532
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,149
Someone just picked that up.
533
00:22:17,193 --> 00:22:18,542
What?
534
00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:20,588
Bud Malone
just picked that up.
535
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:24,548
Bud picked up my car?
536
00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:26,594
Was he with somebody?
537
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,899
Yeah, yeah.
538
00:22:27,943 --> 00:22:29,771
What'd he look like?
539
00:22:29,814 --> 00:22:32,077
Uh, they were
African American.
540
00:22:32,121 --> 00:22:33,731
Do you know
where they were going?
541
00:22:33,775 --> 00:22:34,906
I think
they said, uh, New York.
542
00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:37,561
- New York?
- Yeah.
543
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:39,215
Their name was
on the card, so...
544
00:22:42,305 --> 00:22:43,741
TRINA: What's your name, man?
545
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,919
Bob, I ain't trying to go back
to jail for killing nobody.
546
00:22:47,963 --> 00:22:49,138
But I'm about to
kill somebody, Bob.
547
00:22:51,096 --> 00:22:53,751
You gave 'em my car,
now they got to die.
548
00:22:55,623 --> 00:22:56,624
BOB: Sorry.
549
00:23:01,237 --> 00:23:02,673
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
550
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:03,979
Okay.
551
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:13,597
Dude, check it out. I got
a Chinese finger trap, man.
552
00:23:13,641 --> 00:23:15,860
It'll be like our good luck
charm on the road.
553
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:17,122
How about this?
554
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:18,776
I'll ask one of these
fellow Americans
555
00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,169
where a cool bar is.
556
00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:22,650
Celebrate. First road trip.
557
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,521
BUD: All right, whatever
you say, man. I'm down.
558
00:23:24,565 --> 00:23:25,653
CHRIS: Excuse me, sir.
559
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,132
Is there a bar around here?
560
00:23:27,176 --> 00:23:29,134
Me and my friend
wanna party tonight.
561
00:23:29,178 --> 00:23:30,571
We're going
to Electric Cowboy tonight.
562
00:23:30,614 --> 00:23:32,137
Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man.
563
00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:33,661
Yeah. If you wanna turn it
around, I'll hold it for you.
564
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,836
Oh, really? [GASPS]
565
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,186
- Oh, shit.
- [ALARM RINGING]
566
00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:39,928
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
567
00:23:39,971 --> 00:23:41,799
Help me. Help me. Help me.
568
00:23:41,843 --> 00:23:43,192
Shit. [GRUNTS]
569
00:23:43,235 --> 00:23:45,237
Quickly, get away.
Get away, bro.
570
00:23:45,281 --> 00:23:47,326
Get away from it!
Get away, bro.
571
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,632
Somebody just turn it off.
Turn it off. Turn it off!
572
00:23:48,676 --> 00:23:49,851
MAN: Get away!
573
00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:51,548
CHRIS: Hello?
Where's the shut-off? God!
574
00:23:51,592 --> 00:23:52,854
- I swallowed some of it.
- [ALARM CONTINUES RINGING]
575
00:23:55,378 --> 00:23:56,640
- [RINGING STOPS]
- Where's the shut-off?
576
00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:58,163
Here, here, here. Hold this.
577
00:23:58,207 --> 00:24:00,688
No, I'm not touching that
shit. Get away from it, bro.
578
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:01,863
Here, let's just
get outta here.
579
00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:03,125
That thing is broken, man.
580
00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:04,561
BUD: Come on, man.
Not on the seat, man!
581
00:24:04,605 --> 00:24:05,867
CHRIS: Thank you, cowboy man.
582
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,529
WAITRESS:
Chocolate glazed for you?
583
00:24:18,227 --> 00:24:20,229
- WAITRESS: Bacon? Sure.
- Great.
584
00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:22,013
TRINA: Hey, man.
You live in this area?
585
00:24:22,057 --> 00:24:23,667
- Do we? Yeah.
- Yeah.
586
00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:24,973
TRINA: You seen this dude?
587
00:24:25,016 --> 00:24:26,583
These dudes right here,
they stole my car.
588
00:24:26,627 --> 00:24:28,019
- MAN: No, ma'am.
- This is my car right here.
589
00:24:28,063 --> 00:24:29,151
This is my Bad Bitch.
590
00:24:29,194 --> 00:24:30,326
Sorry. No, I don't.
591
00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:36,245
Well, they're all here.
They love donuts.
592
00:24:39,204 --> 00:24:40,205
[TRINA GRUNTS]
593
00:24:40,249 --> 00:24:42,686
- You okay?
- No, man.
594
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,035
Have you seen this car?
595
00:24:44,427 --> 00:24:45,297
I have not.
596
00:24:46,037 --> 00:24:47,691
This is my car.
597
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:50,651
My grandma gave me that car
for my 16th birthday.
598
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,566
I just got outta jail.
599
00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:53,697
And these dudes,
I know they stole my car, man.
600
00:24:53,741 --> 00:24:55,133
OFFICER: Where do you stay at?
601
00:24:55,177 --> 00:24:57,962
"Where do I stay at?"
I stay in the Avenues, man.
602
00:24:58,006 --> 00:25:00,704
Okay. You gotta go down
to the precinct.
603
00:25:00,748 --> 00:25:02,140
Man, you are handsome.
604
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:03,707
- Huh?
- You are so handsome.
605
00:25:03,751 --> 00:25:05,056
Thank you.
606
00:25:05,100 --> 00:25:07,624
Yeah, you gotta go to, um...
607
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:10,279
You gotta to the, uh,
Zone Four Precinct.
608
00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,629
Man.
609
00:25:12,673 --> 00:25:15,719
It's been so long since a man
looked me in my eyes.
610
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,112
- You are beautiful.
- Thank you.
611
00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:18,069
You gotta go
to the Zone Four Precinct.
612
00:25:18,113 --> 00:25:19,157
TRINA: Can we kiss?
613
00:25:19,201 --> 00:25:20,985
- No. [LAUGHS]
- No?
614
00:25:21,029 --> 00:25:23,727
It's been so long
since I kissed a man.
615
00:25:23,771 --> 00:25:25,816
What's your name, Officer?
Can I get your number?
616
00:25:25,860 --> 00:25:27,731
No. I'm married.
617
00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:29,298
So? You a police.
618
00:25:29,341 --> 00:25:30,734
Y'all don't care
about shit like that.
619
00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:31,996
I do.
620
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,781
My pussy hairy like a booty.
621
00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:37,785
Hey, hey, hey.
622
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,830
Excuse me. Y'all been out here
eating donuts and stuff.
623
00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:41,049
You seen these guys?
624
00:25:41,092 --> 00:25:42,311
Have you seen these two dudes?
625
00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:43,965
- No.
- They stole my car.
626
00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:47,272
TRINA: They ain't trying
to holla at me.
627
00:25:47,316 --> 00:25:48,752
They're not helping at all.
628
00:25:48,796 --> 00:25:50,275
- WOMAN: Oh, wow.
- That's what I'm saying.
629
00:25:50,319 --> 00:25:51,755
WOMAN: So you doing it
yourself right now?
630
00:25:51,799 --> 00:25:53,757
- TRINA: Basically.
- MAN: Say "yes" to it.
631
00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:55,237
WOMAN: Yes. Say "yes" to it.
632
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,239
You know what?
Sometimes you just gotta
633
00:25:57,282 --> 00:25:59,110
- do shit yourself.
- Uh-uh. You better not!
634
00:25:59,154 --> 00:26:00,938
- [GASPS]
- TRINA: Fuck the police!
635
00:26:00,982 --> 00:26:02,287
I'mma kill
these motherfuckers.
636
00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:03,637
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
637
00:26:04,725 --> 00:26:05,421
- Holy shit!
- [WOMEN GASP]
638
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:07,945
Holy shit!
639
00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:10,339
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
640
00:26:11,253 --> 00:26:12,994
Hey! Hey, hey!
641
00:26:14,430 --> 00:26:16,084
- Oh, my God!
- [GASPS]
642
00:26:16,824 --> 00:26:18,434
[TIRES SQUEALING]
643
00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,266
Damn it.
644
00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,660
[LAUGHS] He's got to feel
like an idiot, doesn't he?
645
00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:36,147
Hey, what are you doing?
646
00:26:36,191 --> 00:26:38,454
CHRIS: Hey, White Chicks.
647
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,325
BUD: [CHUCKLES] Oh, yes.
648
00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:42,153
That's my favorite movie
right there, man.
649
00:26:42,197 --> 00:26:43,285
You know something?
650
00:26:43,328 --> 00:26:45,156
The first time
I saw that movie, right?
651
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,723
Halfway through
I really thought
652
00:26:46,767 --> 00:26:48,203
they were white women.
653
00:26:48,246 --> 00:26:50,988
They look like, uh,
burn victims in that movie.
654
00:26:51,032 --> 00:26:53,164
You're stupid. You don't know
anything about good cinema.
655
00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,514
I'm more like, "God damn,
some thick-ass white girls."
656
00:26:55,558 --> 00:26:56,951
Fat-ass booties.
657
00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:58,387
I was like, "they got
black girl booties."
658
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,957
Terry Crews was convinced.
You saw the movie.
659
00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,743
CHRIS: Ah, this is it.
660
00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:09,354
This is the place the cowboy
was talking about.
661
00:27:09,398 --> 00:27:12,227
Look at this place, man.
Fuck yes!
662
00:27:13,881 --> 00:27:15,230
All right. Whoo!
663
00:27:16,057 --> 00:27:17,493
[LAUGHING GLEEFULLY]
664
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,538
Yo!
665
00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:21,192
Chris, I don't know
about this, man.
666
00:27:21,236 --> 00:27:25,414
Dude, trust me.
It's gonna rock. Whoo!
667
00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,068
BUD: It's called
Electric Cowboy, though.
668
00:27:27,111 --> 00:27:28,156
CHRIS: Mmm-hmm. Exactly.
669
00:27:28,199 --> 00:27:29,374
BUD: We're not cowboys.
670
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:31,202
CHRIS: We're about to be.
671
00:27:31,246 --> 00:27:33,074
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
672
00:27:43,345 --> 00:27:45,347
What do you think, man? Huh?
673
00:27:46,087 --> 00:27:47,436
USA, baby!
674
00:27:48,306 --> 00:27:50,352
We are the only black people
in here.
675
00:27:50,395 --> 00:27:52,397
I don't see race.
Didn't even notice.
676
00:27:52,441 --> 00:27:54,399
You know what race I see?
The American race.
677
00:27:55,444 --> 00:27:57,272
Right out on that dance floor.
678
00:28:03,887 --> 00:28:04,845
Sorry.
679
00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:12,809
Bud, this is awesome!
680
00:28:12,853 --> 00:28:13,941
Get your ass over here.
681
00:28:16,247 --> 00:28:17,292
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
682
00:28:18,554 --> 00:28:21,078
- Great job!
- Thank you. Thank you.
683
00:28:21,122 --> 00:28:23,298
Let's get some shots, huh?
684
00:28:23,341 --> 00:28:25,561
First night of the road trip.
685
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,390
Couldn't ask for a better
partner on the road.
686
00:28:32,481 --> 00:28:34,483
Let me buy you a round.
687
00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:36,354
Let me buy you
a round of some shots.
688
00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:38,052
Yeah, this is
my best friend, Bud.
689
00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,531
He's a little shy.
690
00:28:39,575 --> 00:28:41,142
Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers.
691
00:28:41,185 --> 00:28:43,144
Here's to you, Bud Malone.
692
00:28:48,149 --> 00:28:50,238
- Wow!
- This should be it, okay?
693
00:28:51,195 --> 00:28:52,544
Give me one more shot.
694
00:28:57,288 --> 00:28:58,289
CHRIS: I guess it do.
695
00:29:06,515 --> 00:29:08,473
I would have suggested
not to do that.
696
00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:10,432
Did he just drink
outta that thing?
697
00:29:10,475 --> 00:29:12,173
CHRIS: I drank
a little bit too much.
698
00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:13,348
I'll put it that way.
699
00:29:15,350 --> 00:29:17,308
I gotta make a call
real quick.
700
00:29:17,352 --> 00:29:18,962
See you later, pal.
701
00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:20,311
What's wrong with him?
702
00:29:20,355 --> 00:29:21,617
He's just so wound up.
703
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,140
He's so uptight.
I don't know. Like...
704
00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:24,663
Can we pray for him?
705
00:29:24,707 --> 00:29:26,143
Do you mind praying for him
real quick?
706
00:29:26,187 --> 00:29:27,275
I'm not...
707
00:29:27,318 --> 00:29:30,147
Dear Jesus who art in Heaven,
708
00:29:30,191 --> 00:29:32,280
Father be thy name.
709
00:29:32,323 --> 00:29:34,195
Thy kingdom come.
710
00:29:34,238 --> 00:29:37,938
I hope Bud has an amazing time
on this road trip.
711
00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:40,418
I hope I get to Maria
712
00:29:40,462 --> 00:29:42,029
and we fall in love...
713
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,684
and we make love and have sex
with her without a condom.
714
00:29:45,728 --> 00:29:48,905
And, like, of course I'll
make her come first.
715
00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:51,473
And then,
I'm kinda free to, like,
716
00:29:52,648 --> 00:29:54,389
you know,
jizz whenever I want to.
717
00:29:54,432 --> 00:29:56,521
I wanna make her come first,
718
00:29:56,565 --> 00:29:58,567
but then I'll jizz
whenever I want to. So...
719
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:00,656
- Amen.
- Amen.
720
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:03,050
- I gotta go pee-pee.
- [LAUGHS]
721
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:03,964
I'll be right back.
722
00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:08,707
Uh, excuse me.
Where's the bathroom?
723
00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:10,666
Holy shit. I'm sorry.
724
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,538
How much did you drink?
Are you a fucking camel?
725
00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:16,498
ALL: [SINGING]
Happy birthday, dear Lena
726
00:30:17,368 --> 00:30:20,023
Happy birthday to you
727
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:23,200
WOMAN: Shots on him.
Now, I don't know your name.
728
00:30:23,244 --> 00:30:24,680
BUD: Bud. I've never been out
like this before,
729
00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:26,160
but this is fun.
730
00:30:26,203 --> 00:30:27,378
What do you want a shot of?
731
00:30:28,553 --> 00:30:31,165
Hey, DJ, cut the music!
732
00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,514
- Cut the music!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
733
00:30:32,557 --> 00:30:34,211
I'd like to make a toast
734
00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:37,214
to my best friend, Bud Malone.
735
00:30:37,258 --> 00:30:39,347
What the fuck are you doing
up there? Get down.
736
00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,088
Yeah, he's a little nervous.
737
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,612
We're the only
black guys in here.
738
00:30:43,655 --> 00:30:46,049
He's the coolest guy
in the world, man.
739
00:30:46,093 --> 00:30:47,398
- Get down from there! Wait!
- I love you all.
740
00:30:47,442 --> 00:30:48,660
[ALL SCREAMING]
741
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,272
MAN: Hey, he all right?
742
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:53,274
BUD: Oh, shit!
743
00:30:53,317 --> 00:30:54,579
- Are you okay?
- MAN: Get him out there.
744
00:30:54,623 --> 00:30:56,407
- [CHRIS GROANS]
- MAN: Is he all right?
745
00:30:56,451 --> 00:30:57,582
Come on, come on, come on.
Get up. Get up.
746
00:30:58,192 --> 00:30:59,715
[GROANS]
747
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:00,934
MAN 2: Give him some room.
Give him some room.
748
00:31:03,110 --> 00:31:04,241
CHRIS: No, no, no. [GROANS]
749
00:31:04,285 --> 00:31:05,416
NURSE: You just fell off
a freaking bar,
750
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:06,243
so you need to get
checked out.
751
00:31:06,287 --> 00:31:07,592
I'm fine.
752
00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:09,203
Do you have a water bottle?
Or a cup?
753
00:31:09,246 --> 00:31:10,726
- MAN: I got a wet rag.
- Yeah, give him some water.
754
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:13,120
- [RETCHING]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
755
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,604
[YELLING]
756
00:31:19,648 --> 00:31:21,128
Oh, my God.
757
00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,782
Okay. I'm serious about
calling this guy an ambulance.
758
00:31:23,826 --> 00:31:25,610
- He's not okay if he's puking.
- I'm fine.
759
00:31:25,654 --> 00:31:28,744
Somebody needs to get me
a fucking drink and chill out.
760
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:29,963
WOMAN: No, seriously,
that's not gonna be good.
761
00:31:31,138 --> 00:31:32,661
- [RETCHING]
- [ALL SCREAMING]
762
00:31:40,277 --> 00:31:42,018
CHRIS: Easy now, killer.
763
00:31:42,062 --> 00:31:44,325
[GRUNTING]
764
00:31:46,457 --> 00:31:48,024
[MOANS]
765
00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:50,374
What the fuck is wrong
with you? Like, seriously?
766
00:31:50,418 --> 00:31:52,768
I wanted to celebrate you.
767
00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:56,641
This is a celebration of you
and your life.
768
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:01,298
I don't know. Thank you
for talking me into this.
769
00:32:01,342 --> 00:32:03,779
Felt good to be out.
I needed it.
770
00:32:08,653 --> 00:32:11,352
We should probably get
some rest or wash up.
771
00:32:11,395 --> 00:32:13,180
[CHRIS SNORING]
772
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,460
[BUD GRUNTS]
773
00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,550
Good night, Bud.
774
00:32:36,377 --> 00:32:38,031
[SCOFFS] Night, Chris.
775
00:32:40,555 --> 00:32:41,773
God damn it.
What type of light is this?
776
00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:44,385
What the fuck?
777
00:32:46,735 --> 00:32:48,171
CHRIS: One day closer
to Maria.
778
00:32:48,215 --> 00:32:49,607
- All right, let's do this.
- BUD: All right. Okay.
779
00:32:49,651 --> 00:32:50,695
I feel good.
It's a new day, right?
780
00:32:50,739 --> 00:32:51,827
Yeah, a new day.
781
00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:53,742
Okay. USA.
782
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,855
[SIGHS]
783
00:33:22,423 --> 00:33:24,599
The price of art
is skyrocketing.
784
00:33:24,642 --> 00:33:27,384
This is the first one that
I wanted to show because it's
785
00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:29,386
the one that there's
a lot of debate about.
786
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:31,562
I was thinking it looked like
Lord of the Rings, uh, thing.
787
00:33:31,606 --> 00:33:33,564
It kinda looks like, uh,
788
00:33:33,608 --> 00:33:35,218
a relic.
789
00:33:35,262 --> 00:33:36,263
[MEMBERS GASP]
790
00:33:40,267 --> 00:33:41,137
Maria.
791
00:33:41,181 --> 00:33:42,312
Chris?
792
00:33:42,356 --> 00:33:43,748
Oh, God. Yes.
793
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:45,359
Yes, Chris! Yes!
794
00:33:47,274 --> 00:33:49,624
[MOANS] Chris.
795
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:53,584
Chris!
796
00:33:53,628 --> 00:33:55,108
[BIRDS COOING]
797
00:33:55,456 --> 00:33:56,718
Chris!
798
00:33:57,632 --> 00:34:00,156
This looks awesome.
799
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,767
We're doing
some free sampling.
800
00:34:02,811 --> 00:34:04,421
Well, let's get, like,
three of those,
801
00:34:04,465 --> 00:34:05,683
and maybe some bread.
802
00:34:05,727 --> 00:34:07,294
Hey, looking good, babe.
803
00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,775
You talking to my girl?
804
00:34:10,819 --> 00:34:11,863
- I got this. I got this, baby.
- MAN: Oh, that's your girl?
805
00:34:11,907 --> 00:34:13,126
- Yeah.
- MAN: I'm sorry about that.
806
00:34:13,169 --> 00:34:13,778
- Are you sure?
- I got this. You all right?
807
00:34:13,822 --> 00:34:15,258
Come on.
808
00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:16,738
MARIA: You like hitting on
women at farmers markets?
809
00:34:16,781 --> 00:34:19,393
- What's wrong with you?
- MARIA: Piece of shit!
810
00:34:19,436 --> 00:34:20,481
- MAN: Crazy ass.
- What the fuck are you doing?
811
00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:21,830
You're fucking
hitting on me here?
812
00:34:21,873 --> 00:34:23,179
MAN: What's wrong with you?
813
00:34:23,223 --> 00:34:24,876
Damn. What the fuck?
814
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,270
- Fuck. Crazy bitch.
- That is hot.
815
00:34:27,314 --> 00:34:28,141
What are you looking at?
816
00:34:30,012 --> 00:34:31,666
WOMAN: Hey, he's blind.
He's blind.
817
00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:33,842
He's blind.
He's blind. Please!
818
00:34:34,190 --> 00:34:35,626
MARIA: Fucker.
819
00:34:35,670 --> 00:34:37,193
[BLIND MAN GROANS]
820
00:34:37,237 --> 00:34:39,456
Get his money. Get his money.
Get his money.
821
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:41,371
- No! He didn't do anything.
- What is happening?
822
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:43,417
Run. Let's run. Let's run.
Let's just go. Let's just go.
823
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:44,374
MARIA: Go, go, go!
824
00:34:44,418 --> 00:34:45,680
MAN: Go, go, go!
825
00:34:45,723 --> 00:34:46,811
WOMAN 1: Oh, my God.
WOMAN 2: Stop!
826
00:34:48,509 --> 00:34:49,901
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
827
00:34:56,473 --> 00:34:58,519
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
828
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:00,869
You may kiss the bride.
829
00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:04,699
[CHEERING]
830
00:35:08,703 --> 00:35:10,183
And you may now
831
00:35:10,705 --> 00:35:11,880
kiss me.
832
00:35:12,881 --> 00:35:14,491
Uh...
833
00:35:14,535 --> 00:35:15,710
- [CROWD EXCLAIMS]
- What?
834
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:17,886
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
835
00:35:23,326 --> 00:35:25,720
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]
836
00:35:27,983 --> 00:35:29,376
[ALL MOANING]
837
00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:34,032
- [SNORING]
- [HORN BLARING]
838
00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:35,686
- [YELLS]
- [TIRES SCREECH]
839
00:35:36,992 --> 00:35:38,950
[HUFFING]
840
00:35:41,388 --> 00:35:42,432
[CLEARS THROAT]
841
00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,802
Okay, there's no way
White Chickswould work
842
00:36:04,846 --> 00:36:06,282
- in real life, man.
- I'm telling you...
843
00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:07,544
They look like bleached
Ninja Turtles.
844
00:36:07,588 --> 00:36:09,024
Bruh, matter of fact,
845
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,634
this lady right here.
That could be a brother.
846
00:36:10,678 --> 00:36:12,027
CHRIS: That's ridiculous.
Okay, watch this.
847
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,376
- Excuse me, miss.
- Yes?
848
00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,378
Are you a black man?
849
00:36:15,944 --> 00:36:16,901
No.
850
00:36:17,772 --> 00:36:18,773
Case in point.
851
00:36:18,816 --> 00:36:19,904
Why would you ask
somebody that?
852
00:36:19,948 --> 00:36:21,906
You said that it could work.
853
00:36:21,950 --> 00:36:23,081
It'd look frightening.
854
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:25,388
Wait a minute. What is this?
855
00:36:25,432 --> 00:36:27,303
[LAUGHS] The zoo?
Come on, man.
856
00:36:27,347 --> 00:36:28,565
You know I love zoos.
857
00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:29,697
We gotta do this, bruh.
858
00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:31,089
I think we got time, right?
859
00:36:31,133 --> 00:36:32,395
Yeah. We're more
than halfway there.
860
00:36:32,439 --> 00:36:33,483
We're making great time.
861
00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:35,485
- CHRIS: Thank you, ma'am.
- No problem.
862
00:36:35,529 --> 00:36:36,747
Or black sir.
863
00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:40,577
- BUD: Take care, brother.
- [CHUCKLES]
864
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,328
Dude, zoos are sick!
865
00:36:52,372 --> 00:36:53,764
- This makes me happy, man.
- You're having fun,
866
00:36:53,808 --> 00:36:54,852
- aren't you?
- I'm having fun.
867
00:36:54,896 --> 00:36:55,940
Look at that.
That's a fancy cat.
868
00:36:55,984 --> 00:36:57,377
[PURRING]
869
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,335
- Two buds on the road.
- What up?
870
00:36:59,379 --> 00:37:00,728
- Booyah.
- Booyah.
871
00:37:00,771 --> 00:37:01,903
I like it, man.
872
00:37:01,946 --> 00:37:03,339
- This is a good idea.
- Yeah, man.
873
00:37:03,383 --> 00:37:05,950
CHRIS: Zoo life, baby!
874
00:37:05,994 --> 00:37:07,082
GUIDE: Right now,
we'd like to take you guys
875
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:08,953
up here to see our wolves
876
00:37:08,997 --> 00:37:10,955
and our large primate area.
877
00:37:10,999 --> 00:37:12,609
Do me a favor, everybody,
878
00:37:12,653 --> 00:37:15,351
and keep just
a little bit of room off here.
879
00:37:15,395 --> 00:37:16,657
Okay, come on in.
880
00:37:18,485 --> 00:37:20,008
Oh, I like the Silverback.
881
00:37:21,444 --> 00:37:22,097
Hey.
882
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,969
GUIDE: Step on in, guys.
Step on in.
883
00:37:25,013 --> 00:37:26,928
Guys, this is Jesse.
Everybody can say hi to Jesse.
884
00:37:26,971 --> 00:37:28,016
- Dude.
- GROUP: Hey, Jesse.
885
00:37:28,321 --> 00:37:29,409
Gorilla.
886
00:37:30,453 --> 00:37:31,411
CHRIS: Dude.
887
00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:34,631
- [WHISPERS] The gate's open.
- Why don't you close that?
888
00:37:34,675 --> 00:37:35,937
- Put it down.
- CHRIS: Shut up.
889
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:37,155
I'm gonna get a selfie
with the gorilla.
890
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,809
- No. No.
- Yes. For Maria.
891
00:37:38,853 --> 00:37:39,941
Come on. It'll melt her heart.
892
00:37:39,984 --> 00:37:40,985
Are you crazy?
893
00:37:41,464 --> 00:37:42,726
Come back here.
894
00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:44,511
Shut up. Don't wake him up.
895
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,077
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Shut up. Keep it down.
896
00:37:46,121 --> 00:37:47,601
BUD: Hey. No, don't.
897
00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:48,993
Come back here.
898
00:37:49,037 --> 00:37:51,169
Come back here. Here.
899
00:37:51,213 --> 00:37:52,649
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- BUD: Hey.
900
00:37:53,215 --> 00:37:54,738
JESSE: Good.
901
00:37:54,782 --> 00:37:56,697
Very good. Good work.
902
00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:58,133
So this is Gideon,
903
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:00,788
and he is our primary
ambassador wolf over here.
904
00:38:00,831 --> 00:38:03,399
And Gideon is really,
really good at jumping.
905
00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:04,095
[GASPS]
906
00:38:04,879 --> 00:38:06,010
JESSE: Good.
907
00:38:07,142 --> 00:38:09,449
- [GROWLS]
- [YELLS] He's got my leg!
908
00:38:10,711 --> 00:38:12,452
WOMAN: [SCREAMING] Oh, my God!
909
00:38:12,495 --> 00:38:14,367
GUIDE: Sir!
Sir, you can't be in there.
910
00:38:15,237 --> 00:38:16,673
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
911
00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:17,979
- [GROWLING]
- Oh, my God!
912
00:38:18,414 --> 00:38:19,763
[WOMEN SCREAMING]
913
00:38:19,807 --> 00:38:21,548
Hey, hey.
914
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:22,810
Please.
915
00:38:22,853 --> 00:38:24,377
Be quiet. Be quiet.
916
00:38:26,117 --> 00:38:27,510
GUIDE: Don't look him
in the eye.
917
00:38:27,554 --> 00:38:28,381
I'm so scared.
918
00:38:29,686 --> 00:38:31,471
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
919
00:38:31,514 --> 00:38:32,863
Oh, my God!
920
00:38:32,907 --> 00:38:34,691
MAN: Oh, my God!
GUIDE: Stay calm.
921
00:38:34,735 --> 00:38:36,563
- Stay calm.
- Bud, help me.
922
00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:37,651
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
923
00:38:37,694 --> 00:38:40,567
[CHRIS GROANING]
924
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,699
- Stop that!
- CHRIS: Oh, my God!
925
00:38:42,743 --> 00:38:44,658
[ALL SCREAMING]
926
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,051
BUD: You fucking a man.
927
00:38:47,878 --> 00:38:49,184
He's a human being.
928
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:51,491
Oh, my God. Fuck.
929
00:38:51,534 --> 00:38:52,709
- What's his name?
- His name is Chris.
930
00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:54,058
Chris, come on!
931
00:38:54,102 --> 00:38:57,061
- [YELLING]
- WOMAN: Stay still.
932
00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,889
- Shit! Shit!
- Stay calm. Stay calm.
933
00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:00,064
- Stay calm.
- Shit!
934
00:39:00,935 --> 00:39:02,502
- Oh, shit.
- Jimmy, back in.
935
00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:03,590
Jimmy, back in.
Bananas for you.
936
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:04,721
WOMAN: Shit! Damn, we on this.
937
00:39:04,765 --> 00:39:07,594
Help me, Jesus. Jesus!
938
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,118
- GUIDE: Back in there.
- Jesus!
939
00:39:10,161 --> 00:39:12,076
BUD: Would you put the lock on
or something?
940
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,035
- GUIDE: Good boy.
- Why did you go in there?
941
00:39:14,078 --> 00:39:15,863
The rest of us have kids.
942
00:39:15,906 --> 00:39:17,560
I wanted to take a picture.
943
00:39:17,604 --> 00:39:19,693
You wanted to take a picture
of the gorilla?
944
00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:21,085
- Face to face?
- Yeah, for this girl.
945
00:39:21,129 --> 00:39:23,087
WOMAN: Would she go in there
for you?
946
00:39:23,131 --> 00:39:24,611
- CHRIS: No.
- Exactly.
947
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,177
So why are you
going in there for her?
948
00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:27,918
I'm trying to get her
to be my girlfriend.
949
00:39:27,962 --> 00:39:29,790
She's not your girlfriend yet?
950
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,748
No. I gotta get my cell phone.
951
00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:33,097
- No, you can't go in there.
- What the fuck are you doing?
952
00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,577
Sir, you can't go in there.
953
00:39:34,621 --> 00:39:36,753
If that damn thing come back,
you gonna be through.
954
00:39:36,797 --> 00:39:37,580
Oh, here it is.
955
00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:38,886
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
956
00:39:44,152 --> 00:39:45,545
BUD: Keep your mouth closed!
957
00:39:47,764 --> 00:39:50,114
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
958
00:39:50,158 --> 00:39:51,028
WOMAN 1: What are you doing
in there?
959
00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:52,116
WOMAN 2: Oh, Lord, have mercy.
960
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,119
Bud.
961
00:39:55,163 --> 00:39:56,599
WOMAN 3: How did he get
in there?
962
00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:58,122
WOMAN 4:
Pull your pants up, buddy.
963
00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:03,606
TRINA: Hey, excuse me,
brothers.
964
00:40:03,650 --> 00:40:05,303
- Y'all seen this car today?
- MAN: No.
965
00:40:05,347 --> 00:40:07,305
This my brother Bud
and his friend Chris.
966
00:40:07,349 --> 00:40:09,612
This dude don't look familiar
to you at all?
967
00:40:09,656 --> 00:40:11,614
- No.
- You sure you don't know them?
968
00:40:11,658 --> 00:40:12,963
I'm pretty sure
I don't know them.
969
00:40:13,007 --> 00:40:14,791
Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?
970
00:40:14,835 --> 00:40:16,227
This ain't you, man?
971
00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:18,142
- That ain't.
- Your name ain't Craig?
972
00:40:18,186 --> 00:40:19,404
Yeah.
973
00:40:19,448 --> 00:40:20,754
And you're telling me
you don't know them?
974
00:40:20,797 --> 00:40:22,146
You sitting up here
lying to me in my face?
975
00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:23,757
This is you and them.
976
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,019
You, Bud, Chris.
977
00:40:26,194 --> 00:40:28,022
Craig.
978
00:40:28,065 --> 00:40:30,024
- Where'd you get that picture?
- This is you!
979
00:40:30,067 --> 00:40:31,982
- I know.
- Your name is Craig, right?
980
00:40:32,026 --> 00:40:33,636
It is. And I don't know them.
981
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,551
Where is these dudes at?
982
00:40:35,595 --> 00:40:36,639
Dude, I don't know
where they're at.
983
00:40:36,683 --> 00:40:37,901
Well, when you see them...
984
00:40:37,945 --> 00:40:38,989
The next time you see
these motherfuckers,
985
00:40:39,033 --> 00:40:40,469
let 'em know
I'mma kill their ass.
986
00:40:40,513 --> 00:40:42,689
Well, I ain't got your car,
and stop yelling at me.
987
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,647
No, you know
where my car at, Craig.
988
00:40:44,691 --> 00:40:47,650
I've seen your ass on Facebook
and everything with them.
989
00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:48,695
What the fuck
are you talking about?
990
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:49,826
TRINA: Where's my car at?
991
00:40:49,870 --> 00:40:51,132
Ask your fucking brother!
992
00:40:51,175 --> 00:40:53,003
Well, tell me
where my brother is!
993
00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:54,657
And why the fuck
would I know that?
994
00:40:54,701 --> 00:40:57,007
Because you're taking pictures
with these niggas!
995
00:40:57,051 --> 00:40:58,966
[SOBBING] I just want you to
tell me where my car is.
996
00:40:59,009 --> 00:41:00,358
Well, if I knew where your car
fucking was, I would.
997
00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:01,621
Would you?
998
00:41:01,664 --> 00:41:02,970
- Yes, I would.
- Would you really?
999
00:41:03,013 --> 00:41:04,275
- Would you? Really?
- Yes. Why wouldn't I?
1000
00:41:04,319 --> 00:41:05,538
'Cause I feel like
you lying to me right now.
1001
00:41:05,581 --> 00:41:06,626
I feel like you are
a motherfucking liar!
1002
00:41:06,669 --> 00:41:07,844
You feel like
everybody's lying to ya.
1003
00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,026
CHRIS: Oh, God.
1004
00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,637
Still got that gorilla
cum taste in my mouth.
1005
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:18,899
Ugh.
1006
00:41:18,942 --> 00:41:20,204
Does Trina got any mints
in the car?
1007
00:41:20,248 --> 00:41:21,641
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, don't be going around
1008
00:41:21,684 --> 00:41:22,990
digging in the car
like that, okay?
1009
00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:24,382
CHRIS: Dude, she's got a ton
of mints in here.
1010
00:41:24,426 --> 00:41:26,689
- This is great.
- What?
1011
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,212
Boy, if you gonna have a mint,
I want a mint.
1012
00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:30,214
- CHRIS: All right.
- Let me get some.
1013
00:41:30,258 --> 00:41:31,346
You need it
more than me, homie.
1014
00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:32,608
Your breath is so bad,
1015
00:41:32,652 --> 00:41:34,262
people look forward
to your farts.
1016
00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:38,266
Oh, okay. Your breath smells
like Steve Harvey's mustache.
1017
00:41:38,309 --> 00:41:40,181
I don't even know
what that smells like but...
1018
00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:44,402
You're pretty funny, man.
[LAUGHS]
1019
00:41:44,446 --> 00:41:46,927
You're, like,
way funny tonight.
1020
00:41:48,276 --> 00:41:49,930
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
1021
00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:54,369
Yeah, I'm boiling.
1022
00:41:58,286 --> 00:41:59,592
[IN DISTORTED VOICES]
1023
00:42:05,075 --> 00:42:06,381
Hello?
1024
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,251
I mean, it's moving.
1025
00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:10,037
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1026
00:42:11,081 --> 00:42:13,040
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1027
00:42:16,391 --> 00:42:17,958
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1028
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,372
CHRIS: Can you put this
on your finger?
1029
00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:43,070
Sir, if you carry on
doing that,
1030
00:42:43,113 --> 00:42:44,288
I will turn around
and punch you
1031
00:42:44,332 --> 00:42:45,333
in your goddamn face.
1032
00:42:48,945 --> 00:42:49,990
CHRIS: Ooh. Electrolytes.
1033
00:42:51,818 --> 00:42:53,167
Maria?
1034
00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,691
- [WOMAN SCREAMING]
- Maria! Maria, where'd you go?
1035
00:42:55,735 --> 00:42:56,736
[VOICE DISTORTING]
1036
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:01,958
I look perfectly normal.
1037
00:43:02,002 --> 00:43:03,351
I look great.
1038
00:43:03,394 --> 00:43:04,874
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Try to find me now.
1039
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,268
[LAUGHING]
1040
00:43:15,189 --> 00:43:16,320
[GROWLS]
1041
00:43:17,147 --> 00:43:18,409
Oh, my God.
1042
00:43:18,453 --> 00:43:19,976
Snowball fight.
1043
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:21,412
[GRUNTS]
1044
00:43:22,196 --> 00:43:23,371
Yeah!
1045
00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:29,986
- [GRUNTS]
- [GROWLS]
1046
00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:31,161
[SHUDDERING]
1047
00:43:31,205 --> 00:43:34,034
- Are you Maria?
- Nah. My name is Will.
1048
00:43:35,165 --> 00:43:36,384
Let's go to the dream place.
1049
00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,390
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1050
00:43:55,229 --> 00:43:56,709
- [WHISPERS] Chris.
- Huh?
1051
00:43:58,145 --> 00:43:59,233
Where are we?
1052
00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:02,889
Oh, fuck,
I got a headache, man.
1053
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,238
What happened last night?
1054
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,067
- I don't even know.
- Oh.
1055
00:44:07,850 --> 00:44:09,852
I really gotta pee.
1056
00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:11,027
Ah!
1057
00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:13,377
[GROANS]
1058
00:44:15,815 --> 00:44:18,208
BOTH: Fuck!
1059
00:44:18,252 --> 00:44:22,038
Ow! Why are our dicks
in a Chinese finger trap?
1060
00:44:22,082 --> 00:44:23,213
What did you do to us, man?
1061
00:44:23,257 --> 00:44:24,345
I didn't do anything
to anybody.
1062
00:44:24,388 --> 00:44:25,912
I don't remember a thing!
1063
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,217
I wouldn't put my dick
connected to your dick.
1064
00:44:27,261 --> 00:44:28,392
CHRIS: Maybe if your dick...
1065
00:44:28,436 --> 00:44:29,654
BUD: Man, get your hands
off my dick.
1066
00:44:29,698 --> 00:44:30,960
Sorry, sorry. Just get up.
Get up, get up.
1067
00:44:31,004 --> 00:44:32,527
- Dude, let go of my...
- Stop pulling my dick!
1068
00:44:32,570 --> 00:44:34,485
- CHRIS: Come on!
- [BOTH GROANING]
1069
00:44:34,529 --> 00:44:35,922
BUD: We gonna do this together
if we gonna do this.
1070
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,837
Okay. I'm gonna go for it!
1071
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,926
[BOTH SCREAMING]
1072
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:42,015
Look, there's a golfer
over there.
1073
00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:43,843
We can ask him
to get us out of this.
1074
00:44:43,886 --> 00:44:45,018
BUD: My God, he's not going to
fucking help us.
1075
00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:46,933
CHRIS: Help!
1076
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:49,283
[PANTING] Help us.
1077
00:44:49,326 --> 00:44:50,980
Please.
We got stuck in this thing.
1078
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,895
How'd you guys do that? What
the fuck did you guys do?
1079
00:44:52,939 --> 00:44:54,070
How do we get outta this?
1080
00:44:54,114 --> 00:44:56,246
Just, uh, relax your dick
1081
00:44:56,290 --> 00:44:57,247
- and friggin' pull it out.
- CHRIS: Okay.
1082
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,902
[SCREAMING]
1083
00:44:59,946 --> 00:45:01,425
Push them together.
Push together.
1084
00:45:01,469 --> 00:45:02,905
Walk together.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1085
00:45:02,949 --> 00:45:03,906
Okay. Okay.
1086
00:45:03,950 --> 00:45:06,256
Just, uh...
1087
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:07,910
I have no idea
what to fucking do.
1088
00:45:09,303 --> 00:45:11,522
You need to cut that fucker
in the middle.
1089
00:45:11,566 --> 00:45:13,437
Hey, hey, easy,
Harvey Weinstein.
1090
00:45:13,481 --> 00:45:14,917
Get the fuck out.
I'm gonna play golf.
1091
00:45:14,961 --> 00:45:16,266
- Go!
- You turned on us.
1092
00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:17,964
Yes! Get the fuck outta here.
1093
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,095
Go! Before I hit...
1094
00:45:19,139 --> 00:45:20,270
You wanna really...
Fuck. Okay.
1095
00:45:20,314 --> 00:45:21,924
- Let's go. I'll do it.
- No, no, no!
1096
00:45:21,968 --> 00:45:23,534
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Get the fuck outta here.
1097
00:45:23,578 --> 00:45:25,275
Okay, okay, okay,
I'm sorry, man.
1098
00:45:27,364 --> 00:45:29,236
[SCREAMING]
1099
00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:30,237
CHRIS: We'll go
to a barber shop.
1100
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,152
They got scissors.
1101
00:45:32,195 --> 00:45:34,328
Hey, sir, can you get
our dicks outta this thing?
1102
00:45:34,371 --> 00:45:35,590
BARBER: Yo, man!
I promise you!
1103
00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:36,939
CHRIS: Hey. Hey. Hey.
1104
00:45:36,983 --> 00:45:38,288
BARBER: I promise you,
my nigga. I promise you.
1105
00:45:38,332 --> 00:45:39,463
CHRIS: Hey.
You know where to get a...
1106
00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:40,290
BARBER: Yo,
get the fuck outta here!
1107
00:45:40,334 --> 00:45:41,465
CHRIS: He's got a knife.
1108
00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:43,293
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1109
00:45:44,468 --> 00:45:45,992
- CHRIS: Help! Help us!
- [BUD GROANING]
1110
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:47,428
CHRIS: Help us!
1111
00:45:47,471 --> 00:45:49,386
- BUD: Oh, shit. Shit.
- Oh!
1112
00:45:49,430 --> 00:45:50,518
CHRIS: Okay, okay.
1113
00:45:51,954 --> 00:45:53,434
It's a Chinese finger trap.
1114
00:45:55,915 --> 00:45:57,090
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1115
00:45:59,309 --> 00:46:00,310
CHRIS: Help!
1116
00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:02,878
Just come this way!
Ow! Ow!
1117
00:46:02,922 --> 00:46:03,966
Help us.
1118
00:46:04,010 --> 00:46:05,489
Somebody, help us!
1119
00:46:05,533 --> 00:46:08,231
Somebody! Help!
Oh, my God. Somebody!
1120
00:46:08,275 --> 00:46:09,493
Come this way, please!
1121
00:46:09,537 --> 00:46:10,668
BUD: Wait, chill! Would you?
1122
00:46:10,712 --> 00:46:11,974
I don't know what to do!
1123
00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:13,019
- Okay.
- BUD: What the... No!
1124
00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:15,151
- It's do or die!
- [BOTH SCREAM]
1125
00:46:15,195 --> 00:46:16,587
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- [BOTH GROANING]
1126
00:46:18,676 --> 00:46:20,591
We're free! We're free!
1127
00:46:20,635 --> 00:46:22,158
BUD: Does anybody got any ice?
1128
00:46:22,202 --> 00:46:24,030
Can I borrow water? Can I?
1129
00:46:25,509 --> 00:46:26,597
It don't even matter.
I just wanna...
1130
00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:32,168
BUD: It's really hard
to concentrate on food
1131
00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:35,041
when your dick was just
attached to another man's.
1132
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,042
CHRIS: I don't know, man.
I'm pretty hungry.
1133
00:46:37,565 --> 00:46:39,523
BUD: All right. So,
you're about to see Maria.
1134
00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:40,960
Do you know what you're
going to say
1135
00:46:41,003 --> 00:46:42,309
to her once you see her?
1136
00:46:42,352 --> 00:46:44,528
You know
in the Boyz II Men video
1137
00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:46,313
when the baritone dude
breaks it down?
1138
00:46:46,356 --> 00:46:49,055
- Yes.
- And he's like, "Damn, girl.
1139
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,362
"Ooh, I would suck a skittle
out your bootyhole, girl."
1140
00:46:52,406 --> 00:46:54,190
That's not
in any of the songs.
1141
00:46:54,234 --> 00:46:55,409
It's similar.
1142
00:46:55,452 --> 00:46:57,541
- Question. I have a question.
- Yeah, go.
1143
00:46:59,065 --> 00:47:00,544
Can my friend try something
on you real quick?
1144
00:47:00,588 --> 00:47:02,242
And I just wanna see
how you'll react to it.
1145
00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:03,721
Okay.
1146
00:47:03,765 --> 00:47:05,985
I'm in love with an angel.
Chasing a girl.
1147
00:47:08,204 --> 00:47:11,077
Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go
up to her and say, like...
1148
00:47:11,555 --> 00:47:13,079
"I love you.
1149
00:47:13,122 --> 00:47:15,559
"Let's make love under
the sunset, us two."
1150
00:47:18,345 --> 00:47:19,346
CHRIS: Yeah.
1151
00:47:21,391 --> 00:47:22,392
CHRIS: Oh, okay.
1152
00:47:26,222 --> 00:47:27,223
Okay.
1153
00:47:28,746 --> 00:47:30,400
Ooh.
1154
00:47:30,444 --> 00:47:32,054
Yeah. That's what
I was saying to him before.
1155
00:47:32,098 --> 00:47:33,447
That's the kinda stuff
I was saying.
1156
00:47:35,405 --> 00:47:37,059
- At first?
- Let her make the first move.
1157
00:47:37,103 --> 00:47:38,756
Quick question, 'cause
you keep saying "at first."
1158
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,281
When is the best time
to, like, all right.
1159
00:47:41,324 --> 00:47:42,499
Now you say
all the nice stuff,
1160
00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:43,587
and you be like,
"Okay, now sexually..."
1161
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,940
Oh, so this is still
on the first meeting?
1162
00:47:49,289 --> 00:47:50,290
Same.
1163
00:47:55,295 --> 00:47:56,557
Same.
1164
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,081
"Genders and genres"?
God damn.
1165
00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:02,084
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING ON RADIO]
1166
00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,348
BOTH: [SINGING ALONG]
Traveled down the road
1167
00:48:05,392 --> 00:48:07,220
And back again
1168
00:48:07,263 --> 00:48:09,483
Your heart is true
1169
00:48:09,526 --> 00:48:12,225
You're a pal and a confidant
1170
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:24,150
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
1171
00:48:39,339 --> 00:48:40,514
[ENGINE STALLING]
1172
00:48:40,557 --> 00:48:42,472
CHRIS: Yeah, our battery died.
1173
00:48:42,516 --> 00:48:45,519
Thanks so much for doing this.
The car's making crazy noises.
1174
00:48:45,562 --> 00:48:47,651
All right, start revving it.
1175
00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:49,479
- [CRACKLING]
- [GROANING]
1176
00:48:54,484 --> 00:48:55,703
What did you do to my friend?
1177
00:48:55,746 --> 00:48:57,618
- I didn't do anything.
- BUD: You okay?
1178
00:48:57,661 --> 00:48:59,533
She revved the thing.
I don't know.
1179
00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:01,448
You told me to do that.
Don't play that.
1180
00:49:01,491 --> 00:49:02,666
CHRIS: Why did you do that?
1181
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:04,494
You asked for a fucking jump.
1182
00:49:04,538 --> 00:49:05,713
Don't play with me,
motherfucker.
1183
00:49:14,548 --> 00:49:16,506
I'm coming to fuck y'all up.
1184
00:49:16,550 --> 00:49:18,204
[YELLS]
1185
00:49:28,736 --> 00:49:30,216
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
1186
00:49:30,912 --> 00:49:32,348
This is good.
1187
00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:34,524
[SNIFFS]
1188
00:49:36,352 --> 00:49:37,701
- Right here or...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1189
00:49:37,745 --> 00:49:39,529
- [STOMACH GRUMBLING]
- [GROANING]
1190
00:49:39,573 --> 00:49:41,401
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting.
1191
00:49:42,663 --> 00:49:43,751
[FARTING]
1192
00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:47,755
- [BANGING ON DOOR]
- BUD: Help!
1193
00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:49,539
What happened?
1194
00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:51,150
- BUD: Fuck.
- What happened?
1195
00:49:51,193 --> 00:49:52,368
I'm stuck.
1196
00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:54,544
[SOBBING] I'm sinking.
1197
00:49:54,588 --> 00:49:56,155
- Shit.
- I know. Come here.
1198
00:49:57,243 --> 00:49:58,505
[GROANING]
1199
00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:01,377
Wait a minute,
go get some butter.
1200
00:50:01,421 --> 00:50:02,509
Butter me out of this thing.
1201
00:50:03,553 --> 00:50:05,425
[BUD SCREAMING]
1202
00:50:06,687 --> 00:50:09,777
Shit! [GROANING]
1203
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,692
Oh, my God.
1204
00:50:11,735 --> 00:50:13,389
- BUD: It's all over me.
- Oh, my God. What the fuck?
1205
00:50:13,433 --> 00:50:15,174
[YELLS]
1206
00:50:17,393 --> 00:50:18,786
[LAUGHS]
1207
00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:23,138
[SONG CONTINUES]
1208
00:50:23,182 --> 00:50:25,749
[SINGING ALONG]
Thank you for being a friend
1209
00:50:26,794 --> 00:50:29,101
[VOCALIZING]
1210
00:50:29,492 --> 00:50:31,103
[SONG ENDS]
1211
00:50:32,191 --> 00:50:33,105
[LAUGHS]
1212
00:50:53,951 --> 00:50:56,215
Y'all seen these dudes before?
Right here?
1213
00:50:56,258 --> 00:50:57,390
MAN: I don't know them.
1214
00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:59,174
- Hey, brother.
- MAN: What?
1215
00:50:59,218 --> 00:51:00,480
I'm looking for these dudes
right here.
1216
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:02,612
They stole my car. Look at it.
She beautiful.
1217
00:51:02,656 --> 00:51:03,787
[LAUGHS]
That's a colorful car.
1218
00:51:03,831 --> 00:51:05,267
TRINA: This is Bud right here.
1219
00:51:05,311 --> 00:51:07,182
He, like, this tall,
real dark.
1220
00:51:07,226 --> 00:51:09,184
Real, kind of, chubby.
Look like a peanut.
1221
00:51:09,228 --> 00:51:11,230
This dude right here, Chris,
1222
00:51:11,273 --> 00:51:12,753
got a big nose,
that white boy nose,
1223
00:51:12,796 --> 00:51:14,581
- but black features.
- MAN: All right.
1224
00:51:14,624 --> 00:51:16,235
Matter of fact, might have to
staple his nuts.
1225
00:51:16,278 --> 00:51:17,801
You know what I'm saying?
1226
00:51:17,845 --> 00:51:19,977
If y'all see these niggas
right here, they stole my car.
1227
00:51:20,021 --> 00:51:21,631
- I'mma kill these niggas.
- [SNAPS STAPLER]
1228
00:51:21,675 --> 00:51:22,850
Just like that.
1229
00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:25,722
Just like fucking that.
1230
00:51:25,766 --> 00:51:27,463
Uh-uh!
Don't tear up in here, now.
1231
00:51:29,857 --> 00:51:31,641
That girl,
she could've came in here
1232
00:51:31,685 --> 00:51:33,165
- and just started blazing.
- MAN 2: Exactly.
1233
00:51:42,043 --> 00:51:43,349
CHRIS: You didn't get that
new Wesley Snipes CD?
1234
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:44,872
BUD: Wesley Snipes
don't make music, man.
1235
00:51:44,915 --> 00:51:46,830
CHRIS: Man, he made
the Bladesoundtrack.
1236
00:51:46,874 --> 00:51:48,658
BUD: No, he didn't.
CHRIS: Yeah.
1237
00:51:48,702 --> 00:51:49,833
And he's got that song.
1238
00:51:51,835 --> 00:51:53,881
[CAR DOORS CLOSE]
1239
00:51:54,795 --> 00:51:56,666
Where do you wanna sit at?
1240
00:51:56,710 --> 00:51:58,625
- Is anybody sitting here?
- No.
1241
00:51:58,668 --> 00:51:59,887
No?
1242
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,018
WOMAN: Crazy girl
just came in here
1243
00:52:01,062 --> 00:52:01,932
and said
she's gonna kill somebody.
1244
00:52:04,283 --> 00:52:05,762
WOMAN: See that brother
right there?
1245
00:52:05,806 --> 00:52:07,982
Said she gonna kill him
if he stole her car.
1246
00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:09,331
What the fuck is that?
1247
00:52:12,682 --> 00:52:14,684
Oh, fuck.
1248
00:52:14,728 --> 00:52:16,817
That's them. That's them.
1249
00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:17,992
BUD: I gotta get the fuck
outta here, bro.
1250
00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:19,254
CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait.
1251
00:52:19,298 --> 00:52:20,560
WOMAN: I told you that's them.
1252
00:52:20,603 --> 00:52:22,039
- That girl wanna kill 'em.
- Who put this up?
1253
00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:23,693
MAN: She was coming through
the restaurant with them.
1254
00:52:23,737 --> 00:52:24,825
CHRIS: What'd she look like?
1255
00:52:24,868 --> 00:52:26,653
About 5'5".
1256
00:52:26,696 --> 00:52:29,003
African American.
Lighter than you.
1257
00:52:29,351 --> 00:52:30,570
I mean,
1258
00:52:31,397 --> 00:52:32,572
light color.
1259
00:52:32,615 --> 00:52:34,226
CHRIS: That could be anybody.
1260
00:52:34,269 --> 00:52:36,402
Y'all driving around in a hot
pink car that say "Bad Bitch."
1261
00:52:36,445 --> 00:52:38,360
She gonna find y'all.
1262
00:52:38,404 --> 00:52:40,275
I mean, there's a lot of cars
that say that.
1263
00:52:40,319 --> 00:52:42,886
That say "Bad Bitch"
on the back? [LAUGHS]
1264
00:52:42,930 --> 00:52:44,801
She said you her brother.
She said...
1265
00:52:44,845 --> 00:52:46,368
"Oh, that's Bud.
1266
00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,891
- "I'm killing him first."
- I don't think she cares.
1267
00:52:47,935 --> 00:52:49,066
Oh, I gotta get the fuck
outta here.
1268
00:52:49,110 --> 00:52:50,503
She's a killer.
That girl's a killer.
1269
00:52:50,546 --> 00:52:52,287
She's a real killer?
1270
00:52:52,331 --> 00:52:54,550
She got marks on her face.
She got teardrops on her face.
1271
00:52:54,594 --> 00:52:55,769
- That bitch'll kill you.
- CHRIS: Stay!
1272
00:52:55,812 --> 00:52:57,423
- Stay! Bud, man, please.
- Man, fuck you, man.
1273
00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,294
CHRIS: Bud, please.
We are almost to Maria, man.
1274
00:52:59,338 --> 00:53:01,035
He's not a good friend, Bud.
1275
00:53:01,427 --> 00:53:02,993
I told you it's them.
1276
00:53:03,037 --> 00:53:04,604
- I don't forget nothing, baby.
- CHRIS: It could be anybody.
1277
00:53:04,647 --> 00:53:05,822
- Eyes.
- BUD: Fuck you.
1278
00:53:05,866 --> 00:53:07,041
CHRIS: No, fuck you.
We're staying here.
1279
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:08,608
No. We gotta take
the car back, bro.
1280
00:53:08,651 --> 00:53:09,957
- No, we do not.
- Oh, shit.
1281
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,741
What I told you?
Did I not tell you?
1282
00:53:11,785 --> 00:53:13,569
Listen to me, we are so close.
1283
00:53:13,613 --> 00:53:15,397
- No, you're not listening.
- We are staying here.
1284
00:53:15,441 --> 00:53:17,399
These people don't know
what they're talking about.
1285
00:53:17,443 --> 00:53:18,748
The hell?
Y'all gonna say I'm lying?
1286
00:53:18,792 --> 00:53:19,706
WOMAN 2: She said
she's trying to kill y'all.
1287
00:53:19,749 --> 00:53:20,794
You just missed her.
1288
00:53:20,837 --> 00:53:22,317
She seemed angry?
1289
00:53:22,361 --> 00:53:23,405
Very angry.
1290
00:53:23,449 --> 00:53:24,580
WOMAN 2: You have to take
the car back.
1291
00:53:24,624 --> 00:53:26,016
She's supposed to be in jail.
1292
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:27,714
She's supposed to be
in a jail?
1293
00:53:27,757 --> 00:53:29,063
CHRIS: She's supposed to be.
1294
00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:30,325
That's why I don't know
if it's her for sure.
1295
00:53:30,369 --> 00:53:33,110
It's her.
She said she gonna kill y'all.
1296
00:53:33,154 --> 00:53:34,590
Y'all stole her car.
1297
00:53:34,634 --> 00:53:35,896
Now go ahead on
from over here.
1298
00:53:35,939 --> 00:53:36,940
Go, go.
I don't wanna die with you.
1299
00:53:36,984 --> 00:53:38,420
- Go ahead on.
- No, no, no.
1300
00:53:38,464 --> 00:53:40,335
- Get your ass from by me now.
- Wait, wait, wait.
1301
00:53:40,379 --> 00:53:41,293
No. I just need information.
I just need information.
1302
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:48,343
Get your ass from by me.
1303
00:53:48,387 --> 00:53:49,736
CHRIS: Wait, wait, wait.
1304
00:53:49,779 --> 00:53:51,085
Bud. Bud. Bud.
1305
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:53,435
Fuck that. No. We gotta
take her car back now.
1306
00:53:53,479 --> 00:53:55,002
- We're so close to New York.
- Get in the car.
1307
00:53:55,045 --> 00:53:56,960
- We're going back to Florida.
- We're going to New York.
1308
00:53:57,004 --> 00:53:58,310
- No.
- Please!
1309
00:54:05,882 --> 00:54:07,449
"I gotta take her car back.
I gotta take her car back."
1310
00:54:07,493 --> 00:54:08,668
WOMAN 2: Oh, my God.
1311
00:54:08,711 --> 00:54:10,496
I said, "That nigga finna
kill you, nigga."
1312
00:54:14,804 --> 00:54:15,675
MAN: I heard that. [LAUGHS]
1313
00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:21,028
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1314
00:54:23,770 --> 00:54:25,641
Hey, did you see these dudes?
Did they come up in here?
1315
00:54:25,685 --> 00:54:27,251
'Cause I know
they love chicken.
1316
00:54:27,295 --> 00:54:28,601
- Girl, you just missed them.
- Them motherfuckers was here?
1317
00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:29,645
I was about to call you.
1318
00:54:29,689 --> 00:54:30,994
Did anybody here see
1319
00:54:31,038 --> 00:54:32,518
which way
these motherfuckers went?
1320
00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:34,650
- They went that way.
- That way.
1321
00:54:34,694 --> 00:54:36,522
They got in the car
and went that way.
1322
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:37,349
TRINA: I'm finna fuck
these niggas up.
1323
00:54:38,741 --> 00:54:40,743
- Fuck these niggas up!
- Fuck them niggas up!
1324
00:54:40,787 --> 00:54:42,963
Damn it. I missed it.
1325
00:54:43,006 --> 00:54:43,877
- Bop-bop.
- [STAPLE GUN FIRING]
1326
00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:47,054
Oh, shit. Let me get
the fuck outta here.
1327
00:54:56,455 --> 00:54:57,499
What the fuck, man?
1328
00:54:57,543 --> 00:54:58,761
How the fuck did she get
outta jail, man?
1329
00:54:58,805 --> 00:54:59,849
- We'll figure it out later.
- God damn it!
1330
00:54:59,893 --> 00:55:01,155
We gotta get to Maria, please.
1331
00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:02,983
We're going back to Florida
right now!
1332
00:55:03,026 --> 00:55:04,680
Trina's on our ass.
[STAMMERS] Look, I can't
1333
00:55:04,724 --> 00:55:06,203
do this shit, man.
We gotta take the car back.
1334
00:55:06,247 --> 00:55:08,510
Bud, stop living your life
in fear of your sister, man.
1335
00:55:08,554 --> 00:55:10,686
You know how crazy Trina is.
She gonna fucking kill us.
1336
00:55:10,730 --> 00:55:12,906
You need to stand up
to your sister for once, man.
1337
00:55:12,949 --> 00:55:14,081
We're going back to Florida,
all right?
1338
00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:15,038
- No, we're going to New York!
- No.
1339
00:55:15,082 --> 00:55:16,866
Come on. I gotta see Maria!
1340
00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:18,085
- No!
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
1341
00:55:25,919 --> 00:55:28,095
- [CROWD EXCLAIM]
- Oh, my God.
1342
00:55:29,749 --> 00:55:31,533
MAN 1: You all right?
1343
00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:32,882
MAN 2: Oh, shit.
1344
00:55:36,059 --> 00:55:37,496
Shit.
1345
00:55:37,539 --> 00:55:39,193
[GRUNTING]
1346
00:55:40,847 --> 00:55:42,065
WOMAN: Y'all okay?
1347
00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:43,893
MAN: You guys can move?
WOMAN: Call 911.
1348
00:55:43,937 --> 00:55:45,417
BUD: Fucking asshole.
1349
00:55:48,550 --> 00:55:51,074
- Uh... Uh...
- Sit down. Sit down.
1350
00:55:51,118 --> 00:55:52,685
Let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
1351
00:55:52,728 --> 00:55:54,077
No, we gotta get to New York.
1352
00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:55,209
Let's sit down.
1353
00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:57,559
We're never getting
to New York now.
1354
00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:58,778
What the fuck you did?
1355
00:55:58,821 --> 00:56:01,171
Maybe we can get somebody
to help us fix it.
1356
00:56:01,215 --> 00:56:04,697
We get back on the road,
and we get to New York.
1357
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,741
BUD: New York?
1358
00:56:08,527 --> 00:56:11,573
You know somethin', man?
You ain't a real friend.
1359
00:56:11,617 --> 00:56:13,836
Real friends
wouldn't do shit like this.
1360
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,098
You're an idiot, man.
1361
00:56:15,142 --> 00:56:17,231
- I'm done. You bitch.
- I am done with you.
1362
00:56:17,274 --> 00:56:18,711
- Don't! Hey, hey, hey, man.
- Get the fuck away from me.
1363
00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:19,842
Come on, bruh.
1364
00:56:19,886 --> 00:56:21,148
Chill out.
Hey, you take a seat, man.
1365
00:56:21,191 --> 00:56:22,541
- Yeah, you take a seat, Bud.
- Chill out, man.
1366
00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:24,238
- Hey, you take a seat as well.
- Listen to him.
1367
00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:25,587
Y'all need to
talk this shit out, man.
1368
00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:26,719
Listen to him.
1369
00:56:26,762 --> 00:56:27,937
Listen, you shut
the fuck up, man.
1370
00:56:27,981 --> 00:56:29,243
That's my sister's car, man.
1371
00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:30,505
I told you this was
gonna happen.
1372
00:56:30,549 --> 00:56:33,116
- See?
- You ain't listen.
1373
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,944
And if we wait here till the
police come, we going to jail.
1374
00:56:34,988 --> 00:56:36,642
- No.
- That's a stolen car.
1375
00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:37,947
[ALL GASP]
1376
00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:49,219
Hey, hey. Hey, man.
1377
00:56:49,263 --> 00:56:51,961
Chill out. Chill out, man.
Chill out, bro.
1378
00:56:52,005 --> 00:56:54,094
- Fucking kick you in the face.
- Chill out, man. Hey.
1379
00:56:54,137 --> 00:56:55,791
CHRIS: What are you gonna
do about it?
1380
00:56:55,835 --> 00:56:58,272
That's why you have no job.
You're a fucking loser.
1381
00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:00,013
All you do is
make stupid ass decisions.
1382
00:57:00,056 --> 00:57:01,231
Hey, man,
he got a concussion, man,
1383
00:57:01,275 --> 00:57:02,798
so he don't know
what he's thinking.
1384
00:57:02,842 --> 00:57:04,757
BUD: He's a fucking idiot.
This is how he always thinks.
1385
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,149
I mean, he probably is, man.
1386
00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,281
But right now's not
a proper time for that, man.
1387
00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:08,543
Hey, chill out, man.
1388
00:57:08,587 --> 00:57:09,936
I'm done with you, man.
Look at that shit.
1389
00:57:09,979 --> 00:57:11,198
- Look at it!
- Yeah, you do need
1390
00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:12,678
- to look at that shit.
- CHRIS: It's your fault.
1391
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:13,156
It is kinda fucked up.
You need to look at that shit.
1392
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,288
It's my fault?
1393
00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:15,811
- [ALL SCREAM]
- No!
1394
00:57:18,161 --> 00:57:19,772
BUD: Shit, man. This is all
your fucking fault.
1395
00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,382
CHRIS: Fuck you.
1396
00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:22,905
- Chill. We gotta get back...
- You better stay away from me.
1397
00:57:22,949 --> 00:57:23,993
- ...before this car blows up.
- CHRIS: It's your fault.
1398
00:57:24,037 --> 00:57:25,168
It don't matter
whose fault it is.
1399
00:57:25,212 --> 00:57:26,692
- We gotta get outta here.
- It's his fault for being
1400
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:27,823
- a pussy his whole life.
- BUD: I'm done, motherfucker.
1401
00:57:27,867 --> 00:57:29,216
CHRIS: Not standing up
to his sister.
1402
00:57:29,259 --> 00:57:30,217
No. No, listen. That don't
even matter right now,
1403
00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:31,566
because that car explodes,
we all dead.
1404
00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:32,654
So let's get away, y'all,
1405
00:57:32,698 --> 00:57:33,786
- and talk about it.
- I'm done.
1406
00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:35,135
- Let's go. Let's go.
- I'm done.
1407
00:57:35,178 --> 00:57:36,005
- You are done. Let's go.
- I'm done!
1408
00:57:36,049 --> 00:57:37,616
I'm done with you, too.
1409
00:57:38,225 --> 00:57:40,662
Yeah, exactly. Walk away.
1410
00:57:40,706 --> 00:57:42,708
I'll get to New York
on my own.
1411
00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:44,187
I don't need any of you.
1412
00:57:44,231 --> 00:57:45,580
Stupid fucking car.
1413
00:57:45,624 --> 00:57:47,582
MAN: Hey, watch out
for that gas, man.
1414
00:57:47,626 --> 00:57:49,715
Hey, listen, you gonna walk
to your death if that...
1415
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:50,716
You know what, man?
1416
00:57:52,065 --> 00:57:54,284
I don't need him.
I don't need anybody.
1417
00:57:54,328 --> 00:57:56,069
I'll get to New York
on my own.
1418
00:57:57,244 --> 00:57:58,854
Get to New York on my own.
1419
00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:05,295
What about you, Lexus?
1420
00:58:05,339 --> 00:58:06,949
- [TRUCK HORN HONKS]
- Going to New York!
1421
00:58:06,993 --> 00:58:08,081
Come on!
1422
00:58:10,823 --> 00:58:12,041
[SIGHS]
1423
00:58:15,044 --> 00:58:17,177
BUD: All you do is
think about yourself, man.
1424
00:58:23,749 --> 00:58:24,837
Bud?
1425
00:58:25,838 --> 00:58:27,709
Bud. Bud. Bud.
1426
00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:29,058
- Oh.
- What?
1427
00:58:29,102 --> 00:58:31,800
I thought you were Bud.
With the glasses.
1428
00:58:31,844 --> 00:58:35,238
You look like my best friend,
Bud. And I miss him.
1429
00:58:35,282 --> 00:58:36,283
All right, sir.
1430
00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:39,895
Bud? Oh.
1431
00:58:39,939 --> 00:58:41,593
I thought you were
my friend, Bud.
1432
00:58:42,115 --> 00:58:43,290
I miss him.
1433
00:58:45,248 --> 00:58:47,076
[SOBBING]
1434
00:58:48,425 --> 00:58:50,863
Bud? Bud? Bud?
1435
00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,125
What's up, bro?
1436
00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:54,736
Oh, I thought
you were my friend, Bud.
1437
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:56,651
Everybody got a friend
named Bud nowadays.
1438
00:58:56,695 --> 00:58:57,739
CHRIS: Yeah.
1439
00:58:57,783 --> 00:59:00,699
Bud!
1440
00:59:08,707 --> 00:59:10,099
What wars are going on now?
1441
00:59:10,143 --> 00:59:11,187
- What wars?
- Yeah.
1442
00:59:11,231 --> 00:59:12,711
We've still got conflict in,
1443
00:59:12,754 --> 00:59:14,277
you know,
across the Middle East.
1444
00:59:14,321 --> 00:59:16,628
I just wanna
go over there 'cause...
1445
00:59:18,151 --> 00:59:20,806
I just wanna die.
1446
00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:22,677
Man, what's going on
to make you say that?
1447
00:59:22,721 --> 00:59:24,331
I lost my best friend.
1448
00:59:24,374 --> 00:59:28,291
We got in a huge falling out
kind of fight.
1449
00:59:28,335 --> 00:59:31,730
I'll go over
to Afghanistan or Iraq,
1450
00:59:31,773 --> 00:59:34,776
stand on the front lines
and then just bombs away.
1451
00:59:34,820 --> 00:59:36,343
I understand you're going
through a hard time right now,
1452
00:59:36,386 --> 00:59:38,127
but that's strong words
saying you wanna die, brother.
1453
00:59:38,171 --> 00:59:40,434
I'll go to Vietnam or whatever
1454
00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:43,132
and I'll just get shot
by everybody.
1455
00:59:43,176 --> 00:59:44,351
I will suck your dick
if you kill me.
1456
00:59:44,394 --> 00:59:46,179
- Get it together.
- Please, man.
1457
00:59:46,222 --> 00:59:47,136
- Get it together.
- Please.
1458
00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:48,921
- [SOBBING]
- Get it together.
1459
00:59:48,964 --> 00:59:50,139
Right now you're acting
like a danger
1460
00:59:50,183 --> 00:59:51,401
to yourself and to others.
1461
00:59:51,445 --> 00:59:53,795
I hate myself.
[CONTINUES SOBBING]
1462
00:59:57,277 --> 00:59:59,453
Please stop. Stop, stop.
1463
00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:02,108
You're okay. All right?
1464
01:00:02,151 --> 01:00:04,327
Look, you're in a bad place
right now.
1465
01:00:04,371 --> 01:00:05,981
You've talked to me
for five minutes
1466
01:00:06,025 --> 01:00:07,113
and you've offered
1467
01:00:07,156 --> 01:00:08,941
- to suck my dick to kill you.
- Yeah.
1468
01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:09,811
I mean, you know
that's not right.
1469
01:00:09,855 --> 01:00:11,247
Right.
1470
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:13,162
I get it, brother. I've been
in a bad place before.
1471
01:00:13,206 --> 01:00:14,860
- Yeah.
- You know, everybody has.
1472
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,035
Yeah.
1473
01:00:16,078 --> 01:00:17,340
You just gotta
get it together, man.
1474
01:00:17,384 --> 01:00:18,994
Talk to your buddy
and apologize to him,
1475
01:00:19,038 --> 01:00:20,256
and you'll be fine.
1476
01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:21,475
Just tell him how you feel.
1477
01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:23,346
- Just tell him you're sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.
1478
01:00:23,390 --> 01:00:24,347
And if he's really
your friend,
1479
01:00:24,391 --> 01:00:25,348
and if you guys
have been friends
1480
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,785
for as long as you have...
1481
01:00:26,828 --> 01:00:28,003
- Yeah.
- ...he's gonna forgive you.
1482
01:00:28,047 --> 01:00:30,702
Yeah. God! Dude.
1483
01:00:31,354 --> 01:00:33,530
[LAUGHING]
1484
01:00:33,574 --> 01:00:35,881
Let's bring it in, brother.
Thank you.
1485
01:00:35,924 --> 01:00:38,144
I was kinda out of it, man.
1486
01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:39,841
You really brought me back.
1487
01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:41,843
You brought me back, brother.
1488
01:00:41,887 --> 01:00:42,844
Sir, I salute you.
1489
01:00:42,888 --> 01:00:44,367
You too, sir.
1490
01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,847
And I salute your shorts.
1491
01:00:45,891 --> 01:00:47,893
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Have a good day.
1492
01:00:47,936 --> 01:00:49,242
Yeah! I'm gonna...
1493
01:00:49,285 --> 01:00:51,244
Oh, you know what?
The bus is leaving soon.
1494
01:00:51,287 --> 01:00:52,854
- You gotta go.
- I should go. Thank you.
1495
01:00:52,898 --> 01:00:54,029
Thank you.
1496
01:00:54,073 --> 01:00:55,248
[INHALING DEEPLY]
1497
01:00:58,251 --> 01:01:00,253
[SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING]
1498
01:01:29,282 --> 01:01:30,936
CHRIS: Stop the...
1499
01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:33,547
Stop the bus! Hey!
1500
01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:36,898
- [BANGING ON BUS]
- Stop the fucking bus!
1501
01:01:36,942 --> 01:01:38,944
MAN: He's saying stop the bus.
Stop the bus.
1502
01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,902
[GRUNTS] Hold that bus!
1503
01:01:40,946 --> 01:01:42,512
Please, please.
1504
01:01:42,556 --> 01:01:44,514
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry. Thank you.
1505
01:01:44,558 --> 01:01:48,083
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1506
01:01:48,127 --> 01:01:49,389
I need to talk
to my best friend.
1507
01:01:49,432 --> 01:01:50,912
I can't let you guys go
any further.
1508
01:01:52,131 --> 01:01:54,307
Bud. [PANTING]
1509
01:01:54,873 --> 01:01:56,918
Please.
1510
01:01:56,962 --> 01:01:59,442
For the first time in my life,
let me apologize.
1511
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:02,576
I am so, so sorry, man.
I'm shit.
1512
01:02:02,619 --> 01:02:04,839
I realized I'm shit.
I'm an asshole.
1513
01:02:04,883 --> 01:02:06,275
- Miss, I'm an asshole.
- WOMAN: Okay.
1514
01:02:06,319 --> 01:02:09,061
CHRIS: I suck shit
out of assholes.
1515
01:02:09,104 --> 01:02:11,063
That's what I am.
I'm lower than that.
1516
01:02:11,106 --> 01:02:12,934
And I'm sorry, man.
1517
01:02:12,978 --> 01:02:15,284
I'm sorry I destroyed
your sister's car.
1518
01:02:15,328 --> 01:02:18,418
I'm sorry
I took advantage of you.
1519
01:02:18,461 --> 01:02:20,463
And I know you probably
never wanna talk to me
1520
01:02:20,507 --> 01:02:22,117
for the rest of your life,
1521
01:02:22,161 --> 01:02:24,511
but just know that this trip
1522
01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:27,906
has been the adventure
of a lifetime.
1523
01:02:27,949 --> 01:02:30,517
And I'm so grateful
I had you by my side.
1524
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:32,519
And you're the best friend
a guy could ask for.
1525
01:02:33,172 --> 01:02:34,826
WOMAN: Aw.
1526
01:02:36,175 --> 01:02:37,524
So you think you could just
1527
01:02:38,307 --> 01:02:39,961
chase a bus down,
1528
01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:43,008
bang on the windows,
jump on here,
1529
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:44,966
and just apologize like that
and I just forgive you
1530
01:02:45,010 --> 01:02:47,621
and everything's all good?
Huh?
1531
01:02:47,664 --> 01:02:48,752
I... I don't know.
1532
01:02:48,796 --> 01:02:50,363
BUD: You thought
that was gonna work?
1533
01:02:51,103 --> 01:02:52,321
I... [SIGHS]
1534
01:02:52,365 --> 01:02:53,627
BUD: Well, guess what.
1535
01:02:55,368 --> 01:02:57,892
It did. [CHUCKLES]
1536
01:02:57,936 --> 01:02:59,589
That's the best thing
anybody's ever done for me.
1537
01:02:59,633 --> 01:03:02,157
Look, man,
you're my best friend, bruh.
1538
01:03:02,201 --> 01:03:04,290
Aw, that's so sweet.
1539
01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:07,162
Sorry. I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]
1540
01:03:07,206 --> 01:03:08,511
So, look, you wanna still make
1541
01:03:08,555 --> 01:03:10,209
this trip to New York,
I'm down.
1542
01:03:11,210 --> 01:03:12,472
Don't fuck with me, man.
1543
01:03:12,515 --> 01:03:13,908
I'm really vulnerable
right now.
1544
01:03:13,952 --> 01:03:16,171
- Are you being serious?
- Forget my sister.
1545
01:03:16,215 --> 01:03:17,912
Yes, you are going
to see Maria.
1546
01:03:17,956 --> 01:03:19,522
Yes!
1547
01:03:19,566 --> 01:03:21,350
New York City,
here we come, baby!
1548
01:03:21,394 --> 01:03:23,048
[ALL APPLAUDING]
1549
01:03:24,179 --> 01:03:25,572
Yes! Yes!
1550
01:03:26,355 --> 01:03:29,141
We're going to New York.
Yes! Yes!
1551
01:03:29,184 --> 01:03:31,534
Let's go. Let's go.
Can I give you a hug?
1552
01:03:31,578 --> 01:03:33,406
Can I give you a hug?
I love you, man.
1553
01:03:33,449 --> 01:03:35,147
I don't know you,
but I love you, man.
1554
01:03:35,190 --> 01:03:37,497
Let's go.
Take this bus to New York!
1555
01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:39,412
- [LAUGHTER]
- No. No.
1556
01:03:39,455 --> 01:03:40,587
BUD: Get the fuck out.
1557
01:03:40,630 --> 01:03:42,197
WOMAN: That was the craziest
shit ever.
1558
01:03:43,372 --> 01:03:44,678
[HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING]
1559
01:03:52,294 --> 01:03:53,426
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
1560
01:03:56,733 --> 01:03:58,561
CHRIS: Dude, this is awesome!
1561
01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:01,260
BUD: Wow.
1562
01:04:06,047 --> 01:04:07,266
We made it, man.
1563
01:04:08,615 --> 01:04:11,400
Damn it. I left Maria's
business card in the car.
1564
01:04:11,444 --> 01:04:13,228
- Seriously?
- Damn it.
1565
01:04:13,272 --> 01:04:15,578
Do you know
where the galleries are?
1566
01:04:15,622 --> 01:04:17,754
- Straight that way.
- That way? Thank you.
1567
01:04:17,798 --> 01:04:19,626
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris!
- Shit. I'm sorry.
1568
01:04:19,669 --> 01:04:22,542
Excuse me, do you know
where Maria's gallery is?
1569
01:04:22,585 --> 01:04:23,717
- I have no idea.
- CHRIS: Maria Li.
1570
01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,588
She's like, half Chinese.
1571
01:04:25,632 --> 01:04:26,546
MAN: I have no idea
who that is.
1572
01:04:26,589 --> 01:04:27,764
CHRIS: She's really sweet.
1573
01:04:27,808 --> 01:04:29,766
She stuck up for me
in high school.
1574
01:04:29,810 --> 01:04:31,333
She's probably the hottest
girl in New York City.
1575
01:04:31,377 --> 01:04:32,378
You gotta know who she is.
1576
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,120
[STAMMERS]
I don't really know...
1577
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,121
CHRIS: You're not from here?
1578
01:04:40,038 --> 01:04:42,954
TRINA: I'm about to get
these motherfuckers.
1579
01:04:45,608 --> 01:04:46,958
Mmm-mmm.
1580
01:04:55,488 --> 01:04:56,532
BUD: Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1581
01:04:56,576 --> 01:04:58,230
There it is right there.
1582
01:05:01,059 --> 01:05:02,321
That's where your girl at,
brother. [LAUGHS]
1583
01:05:02,364 --> 01:05:03,452
CHRIS: I'm freaking out.
1584
01:05:03,496 --> 01:05:05,106
[STAMMERS]
I can't feel my throat
1585
01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:06,673
and my hands are disconnected
to my body...
1586
01:05:06,716 --> 01:05:09,415
Chris. Chris, hey.
Chris, calm down. Calm down.
1587
01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:11,199
Look, you gotta trust
yourself, okay, man?
1588
01:05:11,243 --> 01:05:12,679
- [EXHALES SHARPLY] Yeah. Yeah.
- You gotta trust yourself.
1589
01:05:12,722 --> 01:05:13,636
What you gonna do?
You gonna go in there,
1590
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,724
you gonna be yourself,
1591
01:05:14,768 --> 01:05:16,074
and just talk
how you always talk,
1592
01:05:16,117 --> 01:05:17,423
and she's gonna fall in love
with you, brother.
1593
01:05:17,466 --> 01:05:18,641
You got this.
1594
01:05:18,685 --> 01:05:19,729
Go get your girl, brother.
1595
01:05:19,773 --> 01:05:21,296
Okay, I got this.
Thank you, Bud.
1596
01:05:21,340 --> 01:05:22,341
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1597
01:05:22,863 --> 01:05:24,778
Believe in yourself.
1598
01:05:24,821 --> 01:05:27,128
Put some ChapStick on.
1599
01:05:27,172 --> 01:05:29,783
CHRIS: I got this. I got this.
I got this. I got this.
1600
01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,569
Do you have a wristband?
1601
01:05:33,613 --> 01:05:35,658
- No. Uh, wristband?
- Yeah.
1602
01:05:35,702 --> 01:05:37,573
Maria just invited me
from Florida.
1603
01:05:37,617 --> 01:05:38,835
That's crazy.
1604
01:05:38,879 --> 01:05:40,098
I don't have
a wristband on you,
1605
01:05:40,141 --> 01:05:41,186
or I don't have your name.
1606
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:43,144
- I don't need a wristband.
- You do.
1607
01:05:43,188 --> 01:05:44,537
You don't know what I've just
been through to get here.
1608
01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:45,712
You can't be stopping me
right now.
1609
01:05:46,582 --> 01:05:49,803
You gotta let me in,
please. Please.
1610
01:05:49,846 --> 01:05:51,326
- No. Take a walk, sir.
- Please let me in, sir.
1611
01:05:51,370 --> 01:05:53,067
No. Take a walk, sir.
1612
01:05:53,111 --> 01:05:54,416
Please let me in.
You have to let me in.
1613
01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:55,809
- You're not on my list, sir.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1614
01:05:58,725 --> 01:06:01,554
[GRUNTING]
Come on. Come on, man!
1615
01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,427
I think we got off
on the wrong foot.
1616
01:06:05,471 --> 01:06:06,515
I just got $2.
1617
01:06:06,559 --> 01:06:09,170
- Go that way.
- And, uh...
1618
01:06:09,214 --> 01:06:10,824
- And I got some Lincolns.
- No. Put your money away.
1619
01:06:10,867 --> 01:06:12,782
- Looks like one, two...
- Pick up your pennies.
1620
01:06:13,392 --> 01:06:14,697
...four.
1621
01:06:14,741 --> 01:06:15,872
[CHRIS GRUNTS]
1622
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:17,526
Chill out. Chill out.
Chill out.
1623
01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:18,875
The woman I love is in there.
1624
01:06:18,919 --> 01:06:20,399
- Do you understand?
- Okay, but chill out.
1625
01:06:20,442 --> 01:06:21,704
- It's gonna be all right.
- Have you ever been in love?
1626
01:06:21,748 --> 01:06:22,879
- Yeah, I am now.
- Yeah, so you know
1627
01:06:22,923 --> 01:06:24,229
- what I'm going through.
- Okay, but listen.
1628
01:06:24,272 --> 01:06:25,360
That's not the way you do it.
1629
01:06:25,404 --> 01:06:26,361
CHRIS:
I sacrificed everything.
1630
01:06:26,405 --> 01:06:27,710
My job, my money. I...
1631
01:06:27,754 --> 01:06:29,582
I gave this guy the last
1632
01:06:29,625 --> 01:06:31,105
- $2.05 I had.
- No.
1633
01:06:31,149 --> 01:06:33,238
You need to find another way
to talk to that lady.
1634
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,501
I'm telling you, man,
from the bottom of my heart,
1635
01:06:35,544 --> 01:06:37,851
I've been waiting,
since I was a kid
1636
01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:39,635
to tell her how I feel.
1637
01:06:39,679 --> 01:06:41,724
So if you've
ever been in love,
1638
01:06:41,768 --> 01:06:43,335
you will let me through
that door.
1639
01:06:48,122 --> 01:06:48,818
You letting me in?
1640
01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:51,734
Yes! Thank you, man.
1641
01:06:51,778 --> 01:06:54,172
[LAUGHING] Yes! Thank you!
1642
01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:56,870
This is amazing, man.
I owe you my life, dude.
1643
01:06:56,913 --> 01:06:58,263
Go inside.
1644
01:06:59,177 --> 01:07:00,178
Wow.
1645
01:07:10,449 --> 01:07:12,407
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
1646
01:07:12,451 --> 01:07:13,713
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1647
01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,152
MARIA: Hi, you guys.
1648
01:07:18,196 --> 01:07:19,762
We just wanna let you know
there's an artist
1649
01:07:19,806 --> 01:07:21,590
that's gonna be speaking
at 3:45.
1650
01:07:21,634 --> 01:07:22,809
- Okay. Awesome.
- Okay.
1651
01:07:22,852 --> 01:07:23,679
So if you're able to stay
until that point,
1652
01:07:23,723 --> 01:07:24,767
that would be so great.
1653
01:07:24,811 --> 01:07:26,247
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1654
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:29,294
Um, thank you guys so much
for coming today.
1655
01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:31,252
This is our second group show.
1656
01:07:31,296 --> 01:07:32,427
Some of these artists
sell at auction
1657
01:07:32,471 --> 01:07:34,255
for millions of dollars,
1658
01:07:34,299 --> 01:07:36,779
so we're very excited
to have their work here today.
1659
01:07:36,823 --> 01:07:38,868
We really wanna hear
what you guys think about
1660
01:07:38,912 --> 01:07:41,349
this particular collection
of artists.
1661
01:07:41,393 --> 01:07:45,614
And, of course, Anthony's work
which is unbelievable.
1662
01:07:45,658 --> 01:07:47,138
And I don't think
you ever show anywhere.
1663
01:07:49,531 --> 01:07:51,794
Okay, some of you guys
can't say. You can't speak.
1664
01:07:51,838 --> 01:07:53,709
Because you know
some of my work.
1665
01:07:53,753 --> 01:07:55,276
Well, I think it's a...
1666
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:56,408
- Hi.
- CHRIS: Hey.
1667
01:07:56,451 --> 01:07:58,149
- Maria. Sorry.
- Oh, my God.
1668
01:07:58,932 --> 01:08:00,455
MARIA: Hi.
CHRIS: Hi.
1669
01:08:00,499 --> 01:08:01,848
Hey, Chris.
What are you doing here?
1670
01:08:01,891 --> 01:08:03,458
How you doing? I'm sorry.
Do you wanna just talk...
1671
01:08:03,502 --> 01:08:04,807
- for a second? Sorry.
- Yeah.
1672
01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,287
I'm sorry, guys. Anthony is...
1673
01:08:06,331 --> 01:08:07,636
ANTHONY: Okay.
1674
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,812
MARIA: He can tell you
all about his experience.
1675
01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:11,205
I'm sorry,
I know you're working.
1676
01:08:11,249 --> 01:08:12,293
MARIA: No. Of course.
1677
01:08:12,337 --> 01:08:13,773
This is such a nice surprise.
1678
01:08:14,643 --> 01:08:16,863
Uh... Maria, I, um...
1679
01:08:18,865 --> 01:08:21,998
I don't quite know the words
to use right now.
1680
01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:23,304
Uh... [CHUCKLES]
1681
01:08:23,348 --> 01:08:25,480
So I'm just gonna speak
from the heart.
1682
01:08:25,524 --> 01:08:27,656
Okay.
1683
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,789
Maria, when you walked into
my work the other day...
1684
01:08:29,832 --> 01:08:32,008
[STAMMERS]
I felt something special.
1685
01:08:32,052 --> 01:08:33,923
And I knew
right then and there
1686
01:08:33,967 --> 01:08:36,448
that I would stop at nothing
1687
01:08:36,491 --> 01:08:38,014
to be able to see you again.
1688
01:08:38,058 --> 01:08:40,234
And, uh...
1689
01:08:40,278 --> 01:08:42,845
Trust me,
this trip was not easy.
1690
01:08:42,889 --> 01:08:45,021
I went through hell
and high water to get here.
1691
01:08:45,065 --> 01:08:47,850
I experienced emotional
and physical traumas
1692
01:08:47,894 --> 01:08:50,853
I may never recover from,
1693
01:08:50,897 --> 01:08:53,247
but I would do it
a million times over
1694
01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:55,206
just to be able to tell you...
1695
01:08:56,076 --> 01:08:57,817
Oh. Uh... [CHUCKLES]
1696
01:08:57,860 --> 01:09:01,864
Maria Li,
I am crazy about you.
1697
01:09:01,908 --> 01:09:05,216
And I want to start a new life
with you.
1698
01:09:06,739 --> 01:09:09,655
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.
1699
01:09:10,395 --> 01:09:11,744
That is...
1700
01:09:12,614 --> 01:09:14,355
- Thank you...
- Yeah.
1701
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:15,226
...for that.
1702
01:09:16,401 --> 01:09:17,402
But no.
1703
01:09:18,403 --> 01:09:19,578
No.
1704
01:09:20,753 --> 01:09:23,712
That's... That's crazy.
1705
01:09:23,756 --> 01:09:25,584
[MARIA LAUGHS]
1706
01:09:25,627 --> 01:09:29,370
This is just kinda outta
left field, and I'm at work.
1707
01:09:29,414 --> 01:09:30,545
Yeah.
1708
01:09:30,589 --> 01:09:32,286
MARIA: We don't really
know each other.
1709
01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:36,508
Listen, is it okay
if we're just friends?
1710
01:09:36,551 --> 01:09:38,379
- Oh!
- MARIA: Um...
1711
01:09:38,423 --> 01:09:39,424
[TIRES SCREECHING]
1712
01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:41,817
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
1713
01:09:41,861 --> 01:09:43,863
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
1714
01:09:44,298 --> 01:09:45,517
MAN: It's a cop!
1715
01:09:48,128 --> 01:09:48,911
Oh, my God.
1716
01:09:50,609 --> 01:09:51,914
Motherfucker!
1717
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:53,351
CHRIS: Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, wait, wait!
1718
01:09:53,394 --> 01:09:54,526
- You guys stole my Bad Bitch.
- CHRIS: Hey, Trina.
1719
01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:55,657
- Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
- Piece of shit!
1720
01:09:55,701 --> 01:09:57,746
[TRINA YELLING]
1721
01:09:57,790 --> 01:09:59,748
- [CRASHING]
- CHRIS: Jesus. [SCREAMING]
1722
01:09:59,792 --> 01:10:02,011
- [TRINA GRUNTING]
- Stop! Stop!
1723
01:10:02,055 --> 01:10:03,622
- TRINA: I hate you.
- [PEOPLE SCREAM]
1724
01:10:03,665 --> 01:10:04,797
CHRIS: Please stop.
Please stop.
1725
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:06,364
TRINA: Gonna fuck you up,
you dumb bitch.
1726
01:10:06,407 --> 01:10:07,930
Where you running to?
Where you running to, hoe?
1727
01:10:07,974 --> 01:10:08,975
CHRIS: Fuck!
1728
01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:14,415
- [TRINA YELLING]
- [CHRIS GRUNTS]
1729
01:10:14,459 --> 01:10:17,331
MARIA: No, no, no way!
No, no, no!
1730
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:18,680
CHRIS: Please!
Somebody help me!
1731
01:10:18,724 --> 01:10:20,291
Somebody, help me.
1732
01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:22,597
[SCREAMING]
1733
01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:24,338
MAN: Hey, hey, hey!
Stop, stop!
1734
01:10:24,382 --> 01:10:26,035
[TRINA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
1735
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:29,952
TRINA: You lying, skinny hoe!
1736
01:10:29,996 --> 01:10:32,433
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
1737
01:10:32,477 --> 01:10:33,608
Oh, fuck!
1738
01:10:33,652 --> 01:10:35,044
Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
1739
01:10:35,088 --> 01:10:36,481
No. No, no, no.
1740
01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:37,482
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
1741
01:10:39,832 --> 01:10:41,616
Shit, shit, shit. [SCREAMS]
1742
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,575
Shit, shit, shit.
1743
01:10:43,618 --> 01:10:44,619
Oh, fuck!
1744
01:10:44,663 --> 01:10:46,447
No, no, no. No, no.
1745
01:10:46,491 --> 01:10:47,622
- Oh, fuck!
- Where's Bud?
1746
01:10:47,666 --> 01:10:49,015
Wait, wait, wait. Trina.
1747
01:10:49,058 --> 01:10:50,973
You destroyed my car,
now I'm gonna destroy you.
1748
01:10:51,017 --> 01:10:53,454
[SCREAMING]
1749
01:10:53,498 --> 01:10:56,370
You better tell me
where the fuck Bud is.
1750
01:10:58,503 --> 01:10:59,982
[CHRIS SCREAMING]
1751
01:11:00,026 --> 01:11:01,462
TRINA: Shut the fuck up!
CHRIS: Oh, my God.
1752
01:11:01,506 --> 01:11:03,812
- Oh, my God. Oh!
- [ALL GASP]
1753
01:11:03,856 --> 01:11:06,728
Oh, help! Help! Help!
1754
01:11:06,772 --> 01:11:08,600
- Dead man.
- Help! Help!
1755
01:11:08,643 --> 01:11:10,819
- Where the fuck is Bud?
- [CHRIS SCREAMS]
1756
01:11:10,863 --> 01:11:12,430
TRINA: What the fuck
y'all looking at?
1757
01:11:12,473 --> 01:11:13,692
Mind your goddamn business!
1758
01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:16,347
Oh, my God!
Somebody needs to help him.
1759
01:11:20,002 --> 01:11:21,787
MAN: I can't stand under him.
1760
01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:23,658
CHRIS: Please.
Talk her outta killing me.
1761
01:11:23,702 --> 01:11:25,007
No! I'm gonna
let your bitch-ass go.
1762
01:11:25,051 --> 01:11:26,618
CHRIS: Help me!
Please! Somebody!
1763
01:11:26,661 --> 01:11:28,010
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Please pull him up.
1764
01:11:28,054 --> 01:11:30,491
- No. I'mma drop his ass.
- Help me.
1765
01:11:30,535 --> 01:11:32,841
The cops won't
get here in time.
1766
01:11:32,885 --> 01:11:35,017
What the hell you do to her?
1767
01:11:35,061 --> 01:11:37,498
You better scale your ass
back up that wall!
1768
01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:38,804
What?
1769
01:11:38,847 --> 01:11:40,501
That nigga ain't worth it.
1770
01:11:40,545 --> 01:11:42,024
Hey, I'm from where you from.
I'm from where you from.
1771
01:11:42,068 --> 01:11:43,722
TRINA: No, you ain't from
where I'm from!
1772
01:11:43,765 --> 01:11:45,288
- I'm from these streets!
- MAN: It ain't worth it, baby.
1773
01:11:45,332 --> 01:11:47,682
If you was from the street,
you wouldn't be doing that.
1774
01:11:47,726 --> 01:11:49,162
MAN: I don't know how to talk.
CHRIS: Help! Help!
1775
01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,424
People from the street
don't hang people from roofs.
1776
01:11:50,468 --> 01:11:51,947
MAN: [ON MEGAPHONE] Hey!
1777
01:11:51,991 --> 01:11:54,863
CHRIS: Can somebody else
chime in too and give advice?
1778
01:11:54,907 --> 01:11:56,691
[STAMMERS]
Don't let it happen.
1779
01:11:56,735 --> 01:11:59,433
I know you got children.
You got family that love you.
1780
01:11:59,477 --> 01:12:01,217
- I ain't got no goddamn kids.
- Help!
1781
01:12:01,261 --> 01:12:02,915
You got a family
that loves you, though.
1782
01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:05,526
My family don't love me.
My family stole my shit.
1783
01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,094
There's somebody
that loves you.
1784
01:12:08,137 --> 01:12:09,182
You better pray
for this nigga,
1785
01:12:09,225 --> 01:12:10,662
because I'm about to
drop his ass.
1786
01:12:10,705 --> 01:12:12,490
Lord, help us.
Help us right now.
1787
01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:14,100
Lord, help us, please.
Jesus, help us.
1788
01:12:14,143 --> 01:12:15,536
CHRIS: No, no, no.
1789
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:17,016
Don't, baby. Please.
1790
01:12:17,059 --> 01:12:18,234
BUD: Put him down!
1791
01:12:18,278 --> 01:12:20,019
Bud, is that you?
1792
01:12:20,062 --> 01:12:21,542
BUD: Yeah. It's me, friend.
1793
01:12:21,586 --> 01:12:23,718
Trina, you heard me.
I said put him down!
1794
01:12:23,762 --> 01:12:25,198
What? What the fuck
did you just say to me?
1795
01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:26,460
You heard me.
1796
01:12:26,504 --> 01:12:28,070
CHRIS: Kill me first, Trina.
1797
01:12:28,114 --> 01:12:29,724
Bud's my brother.
1798
01:12:29,768 --> 01:12:32,553
I don't wanna see him die.
[GRUNTING]
1799
01:12:32,597 --> 01:12:34,555
Lord Jesus.
1800
01:12:34,599 --> 01:12:35,948
Lord Jesus.
1801
01:12:37,036 --> 01:12:39,125
What? You got
some courage today?
1802
01:12:39,168 --> 01:12:41,083
You're looking
at a new Bud Malone.
1803
01:12:41,127 --> 01:12:43,216
That's right.
This trip made me better!
1804
01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:46,132
Bud Malone ain't scared
of shit no more!
1805
01:12:46,828 --> 01:12:48,439
Well, you smell like shit!
1806
01:12:48,961 --> 01:12:50,441
That may be true.
1807
01:12:50,963 --> 01:12:52,486
And for a lot of reasons
1808
01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:54,096
I don't feel like
fucking talking about now.
1809
01:12:54,140 --> 01:12:56,795
But God damn it,
I'm not scared of you.
1810
01:12:56,838 --> 01:12:58,927
TRINA: Fuck you think
you talking to, huh?
1811
01:12:58,971 --> 01:13:00,929
You gonna die today.
1812
01:13:00,973 --> 01:13:02,844
Go and say hi to Grandma,
motherfucker.
1813
01:13:02,888 --> 01:13:04,106
I'm gonna live!
1814
01:13:05,543 --> 01:13:07,066
You've bullied me,
you've picked on me,
1815
01:13:07,109 --> 01:13:08,371
and I'm done with it.
1816
01:13:08,415 --> 01:13:11,070
You might be saying hi
to Grandma and not me.
1817
01:13:11,113 --> 01:13:12,637
- What?
- That's right.
1818
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:13,942
You think
you gonna fuck me up?
1819
01:13:13,986 --> 01:13:15,117
I'mma try!
1820
01:13:15,161 --> 01:13:16,902
- Really, bitch?
- Really!
1821
01:13:16,945 --> 01:13:18,599
- Okay, then.
- Okay, then.
1822
01:13:18,643 --> 01:13:19,774
Let's go.
1823
01:13:22,690 --> 01:13:24,910
Give me some, little nigga.
I'm so proud of you.
1824
01:13:25,867 --> 01:13:27,652
I'm proud of you.
1825
01:13:27,695 --> 01:13:30,263
You've been acting
like a bitch for years!
1826
01:13:30,306 --> 01:13:32,831
You finally stood up
for yourself.
1827
01:13:32,874 --> 01:13:34,267
I know that I was hard on you,
growing you up.
1828
01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,529
You know what I'm saying?
1829
01:13:35,573 --> 01:13:37,836
It was hard for me
to grow you.
1830
01:13:37,879 --> 01:13:39,011
But that's only because
1831
01:13:39,054 --> 01:13:40,665
I didn't want you to be
no punk, man.
1832
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:42,101
Look at you.
1833
01:13:42,144 --> 01:13:43,755
It fucking worked.
1834
01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,844
I guess it did.
1835
01:13:46,584 --> 01:13:47,933
[GASPS]
1836
01:13:47,976 --> 01:13:49,325
- [TRINA CHUCKLES]
- Look at me. I'm a tough guy.
1837
01:13:49,369 --> 01:13:50,718
- TRINA: You're a tough guy.
- I stood up to you.
1838
01:13:50,762 --> 01:13:52,198
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah, you stood up to me.
1839
01:13:52,241 --> 01:13:54,113
- That's crazy.
- And I forgive you, man.
1840
01:13:54,156 --> 01:13:55,549
- Thank you.
- I forgive you.
1841
01:13:55,593 --> 01:13:56,855
I didn't think you would.
You know what I mean?
1842
01:13:56,898 --> 01:13:57,943
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- [TRINA GRUNTS]
1843
01:13:59,988 --> 01:14:01,990
What the hell was that for?
1844
01:14:02,034 --> 01:14:03,688
You did steal my car.
1845
01:14:05,037 --> 01:14:06,342
Yeah, that's fair.
1846
01:14:06,386 --> 01:14:07,779
All right, bro.
1847
01:14:07,822 --> 01:14:09,258
I'm proud of you, man.
1848
01:14:09,302 --> 01:14:11,347
I'm real proud of you.
1849
01:14:11,391 --> 01:14:13,306
[LAUGHS] I'll catch you
in the wind, nigga.
1850
01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:17,876
I was ready to eat.
1851
01:14:28,930 --> 01:14:30,671
CHRIS: Hey, Maria.
1852
01:14:30,715 --> 01:14:35,850
I realize in hindsight
this was all a little crazy.
1853
01:14:35,894 --> 01:14:37,286
And I was bummed out
1854
01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:39,201
because I thought
we were soul mates.
1855
01:14:39,245 --> 01:14:42,161
But it turns out
that I do have a soul mate.
1856
01:14:42,204 --> 01:14:44,163
My best friend, Bud.
1857
01:14:44,206 --> 01:14:46,382
I mean, the guy saved my life.
[CHUCKLES]
1858
01:14:46,426 --> 01:14:47,993
So, anyway,
I mulled it over...
1859
01:14:48,036 --> 01:14:50,604
Get the fuck out of here!
1860
01:14:50,648 --> 01:14:52,345
Get out!
1861
01:14:52,388 --> 01:14:56,610
Look at my gallery!
Look at what you did!
1862
01:14:56,654 --> 01:14:58,656
- Assholes!
- CHRIS: Let's go, let's go.
1863
01:14:58,699 --> 01:15:00,048
- Get the fuck out of here!
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1864
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,964
- MARIA: Now!
- Nice to meet you.
1865
01:15:03,008 --> 01:15:04,400
- Yeah. Okay.
- I'm Bud.
1866
01:15:04,444 --> 01:15:05,924
- Get the fuck out!
- Shit. All right.
1867
01:15:09,362 --> 01:15:11,016
Oh, God.
1868
01:15:11,059 --> 01:15:12,104
[MARIA SOBBING]
1869
01:15:12,974 --> 01:15:14,672
WOMAN: It's okay.
1870
01:15:14,715 --> 01:15:15,934
Thank you.
1871
01:15:18,110 --> 01:15:19,111
MARIA: Thank you.
1872
01:15:25,247 --> 01:15:27,380
BUD: I wanna thank you
for bringing me on this trip.
1873
01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:29,295
Bruh, I'm about to do so much.
I'm about to do it big now.
1874
01:15:29,338 --> 01:15:31,645
You know what I mean?
I'mma dress better.
1875
01:15:31,689 --> 01:15:33,081
Can't keep wearing
these big-ass jeans no more.
1876
01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:35,431
[LAUGHS] Bud, I owe you, man.
1877
01:15:35,475 --> 01:15:38,086
No, honestly,
you do so much for me.
1878
01:15:38,130 --> 01:15:39,653
It's time I do
something nice for you.
1879
01:15:39,697 --> 01:15:41,263
And I think
I figured out a way
1880
01:15:41,307 --> 01:15:42,961
to finally make
your dreams come true.
1881
01:15:45,050 --> 01:15:46,355
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1882
01:15:46,399 --> 01:15:48,314
[OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
1883
01:16:02,110 --> 01:16:03,895
[WOMAN SINGING OPERA]
1884
01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:11,990
BUD: Wow.
1885
01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,774
I can't believe this, man.
This is great.
1886
01:16:13,818 --> 01:16:15,297
My dream finally came true.
1887
01:16:15,341 --> 01:16:16,777
Is this gonna work though?
1888
01:16:16,821 --> 01:16:19,127
- I think. So far, so good.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1889
01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:20,128
What do I do? Should I just...
1890
01:16:20,172 --> 01:16:21,260
We just gotta have fun.
1891
01:16:21,303 --> 01:16:22,478
- Blend in.
- Okay, okay.
1892
01:16:22,522 --> 01:16:23,697
And change your voice a bit
if you can.
1893
01:16:23,741 --> 01:16:24,785
- Okay.
- Wow, let's do it.
1894
01:16:24,829 --> 01:16:26,091
I'm gonna think
white thoughts.
1895
01:16:26,134 --> 01:16:26,961
- Think white thoughts.
- Think white thoughts.
1896
01:16:27,005 --> 01:16:28,267
Think white thoughts.
1897
01:16:30,269 --> 01:16:31,705
Hi.
1898
01:16:31,749 --> 01:16:34,795
Uh... I'm going to yoga
and golf later.
1899
01:16:34,839 --> 01:16:36,101
Yeah?
1900
01:16:36,144 --> 01:16:40,018
CHRIS: And I'm gonna
go see Megyn Kelly,
1901
01:16:40,061 --> 01:16:42,150
uh, do a TED Talklater.
1902
01:16:42,194 --> 01:16:44,762
- Cool.
- Great.
1903
01:16:44,805 --> 01:16:47,155
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
1904
01:16:47,199 --> 01:16:48,722
BUD: I just got my lips done.
1905
01:16:48,766 --> 01:16:49,984
WOMAN: I think you look
beautiful tonight.
1906
01:16:50,028 --> 01:16:51,290
BUD: Aw.
1907
01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,814
CHRIS: You know
if Dow Jones is here?
1908
01:16:53,858 --> 01:16:55,860
Mmm. Ah.
1909
01:16:59,211 --> 01:17:00,473
Let's Lady and the Trampit.
1910
01:17:02,170 --> 01:17:03,694
I'm looking for a sugar daddy.
1911
01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:07,175
Dude, I gotta
hand it to you, man.
1912
01:17:07,219 --> 01:17:08,873
White Chicks
totally works in real life.
1913
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,049
I think
we found our third link.
1914
01:17:11,092 --> 01:17:12,877
- I'm Kitty.
- BUD AND CHRIS: Kitty?
1915
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,183
- KITTY: Meow-meow.
- To Kitty. Meow-meow.
1916
01:17:15,227 --> 01:17:17,229
- Are you a white chick?
- [CHUCKLES HESITANTLY]
1917
01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:19,840
[ALL LAUGHING]
1918
01:17:19,884 --> 01:17:21,799
I was penetrated by a gorilla.
1919
01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:23,191
- Oh!
- [LAUGHS]
1920
01:17:23,235 --> 01:17:24,845
CHRIS: Isn't this party fun?
1921
01:17:24,889 --> 01:17:26,368
They got all different
types of... Fuck!
1922
01:17:26,412 --> 01:17:27,805
What the hell, dude?
1923
01:17:27,848 --> 01:17:29,067
TRINA: Mmm-hmm.
1924
01:17:29,110 --> 01:17:31,069
Trina, is that you?
1925
01:17:31,112 --> 01:17:32,853
- Oh! [LAUGHING]
- What up?
1926
01:17:32,897 --> 01:17:34,333
Trina!
1927
01:17:34,376 --> 01:17:35,551
TRINA: You know, since I'm
on the run and everything,
1928
01:17:35,595 --> 01:17:37,858
I figured I might as well
go with this look.
1929
01:17:37,902 --> 01:17:39,207
And take it down to Mexico,
1930
01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:41,166
and start life all over again
as a white man.
1931
01:17:41,209 --> 01:17:42,384
How's it feel so far
being a white man?
1932
01:17:42,428 --> 01:17:43,298
Oh, it's cooler
than a motherfucker
1933
01:17:43,342 --> 01:17:44,473
being a white man.
1934
01:17:44,517 --> 01:17:46,388
I'm living
my best motherfucking life.
1935
01:17:46,432 --> 01:17:47,650
- You know what I'm saying?
- BUD: Yeah.
1936
01:17:47,694 --> 01:17:48,695
I got to walk
right in this motherfucker,
1937
01:17:48,739 --> 01:17:50,349
didn't nobody stop me
from shit.
1938
01:17:50,392 --> 01:17:51,567
Let me grab your pussy.
1939
01:17:51,611 --> 01:17:53,395
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1940
01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:54,570
I mean, I'm sick of this
1941
01:17:54,614 --> 01:17:56,050
boring-ass ballroom
dancing bullshit.
1942
01:17:56,094 --> 01:17:57,922
- I'll be back.
- Okay.
1943
01:17:57,965 --> 01:17:59,271
Anybody tell you
you look like a turtle?
1944
01:18:00,402 --> 01:18:01,403
Whatever.
1945
01:18:06,234 --> 01:18:08,062
Hey, I need you to leave.
1946
01:18:08,106 --> 01:18:10,238
I need you to get
the fuck outta here!
1947
01:18:10,282 --> 01:18:12,066
Cut this music off.
1948
01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:13,589
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- Go!
1949
01:18:13,633 --> 01:18:16,810
I said
get the fuck off the stage!
1950
01:18:16,854 --> 01:18:18,420
This is my party.
All right, come on, bitches.
1951
01:18:18,464 --> 01:18:20,814
- Let's do this!
- [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
1952
01:18:20,858 --> 01:18:23,556
Oh, shit.
We gotta do it, man.
1953
01:18:25,863 --> 01:18:27,212
BUD: [OVER SPEAKERS] I hope
you motherfuckers ready.
1954
01:18:28,953 --> 01:18:30,432
[SIGNING ALONG] Y'all gonna
Make me lose my mind
1955
01:18:30,476 --> 01:18:32,913
Up in here, up in here
1956
01:18:32,957 --> 01:18:37,918
Y'all gonna make me go all out Up in here, up in here
1957
01:18:37,962 --> 01:18:42,444
Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here
1958
01:18:42,488 --> 01:18:44,838
Y'all gonna make me
Lose my cool
1959
01:18:44,882 --> 01:18:46,405
Up in here, up in here
1960
01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:49,408
Go, go, go, go, go.
1961
01:18:49,451 --> 01:18:51,453
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
1962
01:18:56,371 --> 01:18:58,939
Here we go, nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga
1963
01:18:58,983 --> 01:19:01,594
Fuck that nigga
Suck my dick, nigga
1964
01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:07,165
Nigga
1965
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:13,519
MAN: Get off me.
1966
01:19:15,347 --> 01:19:17,871
BUD: Motherfuckers! Yeah!
1967
01:19:17,915 --> 01:19:19,525
Whoo! We did it!
1968
01:19:22,702 --> 01:19:25,661
Yo, that shit was disgusting,
but we got it all on camera.
1969
01:19:25,705 --> 01:19:27,228
[ALL CHEERING]
1970
01:19:27,272 --> 01:19:29,274
Are you fucking kidding me?
1971
01:19:29,317 --> 01:19:32,190
I thought I needed
to help somebody.
1972
01:19:32,233 --> 01:19:34,627
You see that box right there?
There's a camera guy in there.
1973
01:19:34,670 --> 01:19:36,934
Yeah, but your throw up
is nasty, man.
1974
01:19:36,977 --> 01:19:37,978
Yeah, it's gross.
1975
01:19:38,022 --> 01:19:39,937
Hey, Adam,
wave to the people, Adam.
1976
01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:41,025
Wave to them. Say hi.
1977
01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,940
[ALL LAUGHING]
1978
01:19:42,983 --> 01:19:45,377
- MAN: Hell yeah!
- Oh, my God!
1979
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:46,987
You guys know you're wrong
for that, seriously.
1980
01:19:47,031 --> 01:19:48,162
WOMAN: Lord have mercy.
1981
01:19:48,206 --> 01:19:50,643
Man! Y'all is playing.
This the worst.
1982
01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:51,992
- MAN: Give him that moment.
- [LAUGHS]
1983
01:19:52,036 --> 01:19:53,037
Hold that for me.
1984
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:54,168
There's a camera right there.
1985
01:19:54,212 --> 01:19:57,171
Oh, my God.
I still don't see it.
1986
01:19:57,215 --> 01:19:58,912
Clap it shut.
Watch your fingers. Slam it.
1987
01:19:58,956 --> 01:20:01,045
What did you think
was up with the vacuum?
1988
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,656
I was like, "Oh, shit."
[LAUGHING]
1989
01:20:03,699 --> 01:20:05,527
- Here's your...
- I got pranked.
1990
01:20:05,571 --> 01:20:06,702
Oh, God.
1991
01:20:06,746 --> 01:20:07,965
JEFF TREMAINE: Scalpel.
1992
01:20:08,008 --> 01:20:10,010
Oh, how many fingers
can you fit in there?
1993
01:20:10,054 --> 01:20:11,185
I think we gotta
go in the hole.
1994
01:20:11,229 --> 01:20:12,404
Get the fuck out.
1995
01:20:12,447 --> 01:20:14,406
No, no. You gotta
knot it up and put it in.
1996
01:20:14,449 --> 01:20:16,277
I trust you back there.
I do not trust him back there.
1997
01:20:16,321 --> 01:20:19,324
Sorry, man. Shit.
1998
01:20:19,367 --> 01:20:21,369
Five-second rule, right?
1999
01:20:21,413 --> 01:20:23,371
What if I drive like this?
2000
01:20:23,415 --> 01:20:24,677
[LAUGHING]
2001
01:20:26,418 --> 01:20:28,246
[CREW LAUGHING]
2002
01:20:28,289 --> 01:20:30,944
ERIC ANDREÉ:
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
2003
01:20:30,988 --> 01:20:31,989
And action.
2004
01:20:32,990 --> 01:20:35,035
Oh! What the fuck?
2005
01:20:35,079 --> 01:20:36,080
Who are you?
2006
01:20:36,123 --> 01:20:37,603
I'm a plumber.
2007
01:20:37,646 --> 01:20:39,997
That was amazing. He's like,
"I'm a plumber." [LAUGHS]
2008
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:44,001
- [YELLS]
- Oh, shit!
2009
01:20:44,044 --> 01:20:46,090
- ANDREÉ: Who are you?
- What the fuck?
2010
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,221
What time is it?
2011
01:20:47,265 --> 01:20:48,570
- Yo.
- What time is it?
2012
01:20:53,445 --> 01:20:54,663
- What the hell?
- ANDREÉ: What?
2013
01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:56,013
I need my clothes.
I'm late for work.
2014
01:20:56,056 --> 01:20:57,188
Excuse me. Excuse me.
2015
01:20:57,231 --> 01:20:59,320
What the fuck
is going on right now?
2016
01:20:59,364 --> 01:21:00,495
Hey.
2017
01:21:00,539 --> 01:21:02,367
[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
2018
01:21:06,458 --> 01:21:10,549
Stop! Stop!
2019
01:21:10,592 --> 01:21:12,116
All right, Eric,
let's set test the rig.
2020
01:21:13,117 --> 01:21:14,379
MAN: Squeeze it.
2021
01:21:14,422 --> 01:21:16,207
ANDREÉ: And the safe word
is "popcorn", right?
2022
01:21:16,250 --> 01:21:17,338
If somebody attacks me?
2023
01:21:17,382 --> 01:21:19,732
Uh, excuse me.
Where's the bathroom?
2024
01:21:19,775 --> 01:21:22,430
[FARTS] Oh, God.
2025
01:21:22,474 --> 01:21:23,997
I thought that was the urinal.
2026
01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:25,390
I'm gonna tell you
somethin' right now.
2027
01:21:25,433 --> 01:21:26,565
I don't care where you piss,
2028
01:21:26,608 --> 01:21:28,262
but get away from me, okay?
2029
01:21:28,306 --> 01:21:30,090
Because I don't wanna
smell your piss.
2030
01:21:30,134 --> 01:21:33,050
ANDREÉ: I'll shower and play
pool with you if you want.
2031
01:21:34,138 --> 01:21:35,356
I guess he don't understand.
2032
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:36,792
No, okay, all right.
2033
01:21:36,836 --> 01:21:39,230
All right, goose bumps
or whatever. [CHUCKLES]
2034
01:21:39,273 --> 01:21:40,535
Popcorn. Popcorn.
Popcorn. Popcorn.
2035
01:21:40,579 --> 01:21:41,972
[PLAYING FLUTE]
2036
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,453
[LAUGHTER]
2037
01:21:47,151 --> 01:21:49,283
You've got the coolest beard
I've ever seen in my life.
2038
01:21:49,327 --> 01:21:50,371
[LAUGHING]
2039
01:21:50,415 --> 01:21:51,764
You just look like an artist
2040
01:21:51,807 --> 01:21:54,549
that never sells his paintings
and I love it.
2041
01:21:54,593 --> 01:21:57,161
You just keep
all that art to yourself.
2042
01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:58,553
You don't make a dime,
2043
01:21:58,597 --> 01:22:00,294
your girlfriend left
because you don't pay rent.
2044
01:22:00,338 --> 01:22:02,731
'Cause you won't sell
any of your pieces.
2045
01:22:02,775 --> 01:22:04,646
That's the beard you got.
You look amazing.
2046
01:22:04,690 --> 01:22:06,605
That's so specific.
2047
01:22:06,648 --> 01:22:08,520
Hey. I'm Chris Carey,
nice to meet you.
2048
01:22:08,563 --> 01:22:09,782
WOMAN: Hi.
CHRIS: Hey.
2049
01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:12,350
A champagne toast
to my best friend, Bud.
2050
01:22:12,393 --> 01:22:14,439
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
- CHRIS: To the birthday boy.
2051
01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:15,875
BUD: What are you doing, man?
2052
01:22:15,918 --> 01:22:17,529
- Do you guys wanna hit this?
- I do not. Thank you.
2053
01:22:17,572 --> 01:22:19,357
- Are you sure?
- [BUD AND CHRIS EXCLAIMING]
2054
01:22:22,534 --> 01:22:24,666
You're in a movie!
2055
01:22:25,537 --> 01:22:27,626
[LAUGHING]
2056
01:22:27,669 --> 01:22:29,193
What were you thinking?
2057
01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:31,064
I was thinking somebody
was coming after him,
2058
01:22:31,108 --> 01:22:32,544
and they was gonna come
after me right away.
2059
01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:34,415
I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide
under the table."
2060
01:22:34,459 --> 01:22:35,547
[LAUGHTER]
2061
01:22:37,636 --> 01:22:40,378
I'm just
a typical white chick.
2062
01:22:40,421 --> 01:22:42,684
MAN: [ON RADIO] Got the number and the name
2063
01:22:42,728 --> 01:22:43,859
of a honky-tonk bar.
2064
01:22:43,903 --> 01:22:46,297
Shit. You scared
the shit outta me, dude.
2065
01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:48,516
KITAO SAKURAI: Make sure
it reads as face-fucking.
2066
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,691
- [ANDREÉ GROANING]
- Yeah.
2067
01:22:49,735 --> 01:22:51,345
And then, Adam,
look around to me.
2068
01:22:51,389 --> 01:22:52,520
Like whip your head around.
2069
01:22:52,564 --> 01:22:55,393
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.
- [EXCLAIMING]
2070
01:22:55,436 --> 01:22:57,656
SAKURAI: Right, yeah,
you just, like,
2071
01:22:57,699 --> 01:22:59,527
fuck his face while
you're making eye contact.
2072
01:22:59,571 --> 01:23:02,356
Like, you're just like,
"Who's next."
2073
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:05,229
- [APPLAUSE]
- You guys are in a movie.
2074
01:23:07,492 --> 01:23:10,103
- You guys are in a movie.
- [LAUGHING]
2075
01:23:10,147 --> 01:23:11,670
I had no idea
y'all was shooting a movie.
2076
01:23:12,932 --> 01:23:16,631
I ought to beat your butt.
Oh, my God.
2077
01:23:16,675 --> 01:23:18,329
Hey, man, you're a hero.
2078
01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:19,852
Hey, man, I was just trying
to make sure everything's...
2079
01:23:19,895 --> 01:23:21,332
You're a goddamn hero.
You're a goddamn hero.
2080
01:23:22,637 --> 01:23:23,725
Thanks for doing
the movie, buddy.
2081
01:23:23,769 --> 01:23:24,944
They should've
probably put, like,
2082
01:23:24,987 --> 01:23:26,728
a towel over this
when we ain't filming.
2083
01:23:26,772 --> 01:23:28,382
It's a buddy film.
2084
01:23:28,426 --> 01:23:29,427
ANDREÉ: Thank you.
Thank you, folks.
2085
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:30,558
TIFFANY HADDISH: Hey!
2086
01:23:30,602 --> 01:23:32,125
- Hey, girl!
- ANDREÉ: Thank you.
2087
01:23:32,169 --> 01:23:33,561
You are so good.
2088
01:23:33,605 --> 01:23:37,174
- You're an angel.
- I didn't know what to do.
2089
01:23:37,217 --> 01:23:38,566
HADDISH: You was doing
a good job.
2090
01:23:38,610 --> 01:23:39,828
But y'all just standing there,
2091
01:23:39,872 --> 01:23:41,395
y'all weren't even trying
to help or nothing.
2092
01:23:41,439 --> 01:23:42,788
Because y'all scared as hell.
2093
01:23:42,831 --> 01:23:43,702
Y'all just
standing there like...
2094
01:23:43,745 --> 01:23:45,269
[LAUGHS]
2095
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,748
- I know.
- WOMAN: That ain't right.
2096
01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:48,272
You ain't right.
2097
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,231
You was gonna let me
kill this black man.
2098
01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:52,841
I always wanted to talk
to her, you know what I...
2099
01:23:52,885 --> 01:23:54,626
Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
2100
01:23:54,669 --> 01:23:56,889
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
[GRUNTS]
2101
01:23:57,759 --> 01:23:58,760
What the fuck?
2102
01:23:59,718 --> 01:24:00,719
What happened?
2103
01:24:02,286 --> 01:24:04,418
What in the fuck happened?
2104
01:24:04,462 --> 01:24:06,420
- What did you do?
- Okay. You're naked, man.
2105
01:24:06,464 --> 01:24:07,769
Hey, Craig.
2106
01:24:07,813 --> 01:24:09,423
CRAIG:
You're selling it, woman.
2107
01:24:09,467 --> 01:24:11,512
You're selling it.
2108
01:24:11,556 --> 01:24:13,775
That is awesome.
2109
01:24:13,819 --> 01:24:15,821
- That blew my mind.
- [LAUGHTER]
2110
01:24:17,649 --> 01:24:19,607
MALE CUSTOMER:
They've caught us on film.
2111
01:24:20,478 --> 01:24:21,827
MAN: Good job, guys.
2112
01:24:21,870 --> 01:24:24,612
I just saw this girl
snatch a door off a cop car.
2113
01:24:24,656 --> 01:24:26,310
[LAUGHS]
2114
01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,225
And I was wondering.
I was like, "She's strong."
2115
01:24:29,487 --> 01:24:32,446
That's wrong. You better
get my good side too.
2116
01:24:32,490 --> 01:24:33,752
ANDREÉ: Did you think
I was, like...
2117
01:24:33,795 --> 01:24:35,623
Did you think I was,
like, schizophrenic?
2118
01:24:35,667 --> 01:24:37,321
I thought you were fucked up.
2119
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:38,887
[ALL LAUGH]
2120
01:24:38,931 --> 01:24:39,801
Three...
2121
01:24:43,327 --> 01:24:44,458
Four...
2122
01:24:45,633 --> 01:24:46,852
[LAUGHS]
2123
01:24:47,408 --> 01:24:52,408
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