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Wilma, where are you?
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I'm here, Fred, under the bed.
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- Under the bed?
- That's what I said.
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Did the big bad prowler scare you?
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I forgot my loot.
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The prowler!
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Fred, you'd better hurry,
or you'll be late for work.
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I'm hurrying.
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I'll be with you as soon as I shave.
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Fred, it would be nice
if you were ready just once...
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- when Barney comes to pick you up.
- I'm ready.
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- Where's breakfast?
- It's ready.
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Three-and-a-half hours
soft-boiled dodo egg coming up.
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And don't leave half of it as usual.
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Just get me my toast
and maybe I can leave.
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- What was that?
- Search me?
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Sounds like it came from Barney's house.
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Anything could come from Barney's house.
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Step on it, Fred, we're going to be late.
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Hold it, Barney.
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What's going on at your house?
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Like, meaning what?
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Like, meaning that, that's what.
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- Oh, that. That's Betty.
- That's Betty?
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Sure, she's taking judo lessons.
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Judo lessons? What for?
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What's with you, Fred,
don't you read the papers?
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"Citizens warned to be on lookout
for phantom burglar."
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- So, why the judo?
- A woman's gotta protect herself.
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What about you?
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She'll protect me, too.
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Oh, boy.
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It's getting late, fellas.
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Yeah, let's get going.
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Wait till the fellas down at work
get a load of this.
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Barney's wife taking judo lessons
to protect him.
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Wilma, better hurry up.
They're waiting for you.
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Okay.
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They're waiting for what?
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And who's they?
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They is Betty and Professor Rockimoto...
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and they are waiting for me.
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Hold it.
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You are not taking judo lessons.
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That is final, clear,
and once and for all, no.
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What's wrong with
trying to protect myself?
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- What about me?
- I'll protect you, too.
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Yeah, Fred, wait till the guys at work
hear about your wife...
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taking judo lessons to protect you.
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Out!
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Is Wilma there?
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Hi, Betty, I thought it would be you.
Listen, the judo lessons are out.
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- No.
- It's no judo lesson.
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You know it's not the lessons,
it's the money.
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That's for sure.
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Wait till he finds out
I already paid for the first lesson.
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You might as well take it.
The Professor's still here.
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And I don't think he's the refund type.
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That for sure.
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Maybe one lesson is all you need.
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No, I guess you'll need more.
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- So very sorry.
- So is she.
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Save me a seat, I'll be back in a minute.
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So, now you are ready
for lesson number one.
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Ready but not willing.
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Here we go.
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One thing about judo,
you take a polite beating.
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- Does it hurt?
- Only when I'm sitting.
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What hurts more
is that I paid for 10 lessons.
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That for sure.
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That for very dang sure.
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- Hiya, Fred.
- Hop in, Barney.
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- Sounds like you need new brakes.
- You can say that again.
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Look at the paper. How about that.
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How about what?
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"Prowler strikes again.
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"Burglar proves too elusive for police."
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You don't have to worry.
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Your wife is gonna protect you with judo.
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Yeah, she's doing real good, too.
She's taking her fifth lesson today.
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Fifth lesson? You mean
you're still letting her take lessons?
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- And what's wrong with that?
- What's wrong with it?
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It's going to cost me money,
that's what's wrong with it.
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- Cost you money?
- Indubitably.
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I might go so far as to say
in-double-dubitably.
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If you let Betty have judo lessons,
next she'll be taking up jai alai...
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then free-for-all wrestling,
next the bongo drums.
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How many times can I say no?
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- I'm asking you.
- So it's all my fault?
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Certainly, it's your fault.
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You start learning to say no,
and we'll all be ahead.
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You heard me tell Wilma...
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no judo lessons, that's final, clear...
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and once and for all, no judo lessons.
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Greetings.
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Greetings, neighbor.
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Ready for honorable lesson number five?
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Ready, honorable neighbor.
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There's nothing to it.
I get a stranglehold on your sleeve...
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and I toss you onto that pile of pillows
over there.
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You mean that itty-bitty pile of pillows
way over there?
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Fred isn't going to like this.
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Relax, he won't care.
I'm giving you my lessons free.
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- I don't think I'm going to like it either.
- Here goes.
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You missed.
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I missed? Who threw who?
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It doesn't make any difference.
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Prowlers aren't supposed to
land on pillows.
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- Now she tells me.
- Okay, now it's your turn.
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You mean I throw you?
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- I'm going to like that.
- Now, I'm a prowler.
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I pick the lock on this door. You hear it.
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Your heart's pounding with excitement.
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You see the prowler's hand
reaching inside.
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Reaching, reaching.
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- What do you do?
- I scream for Fred.
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That won't do you any good.
Fred's under the bed.
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- What else do you do?
- I faint. That's what else.
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- No.
- What else is there?
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You grab his arm
and you give him what I just gave you.
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Free judo lesson number five.
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What a time to start teaching anybody.
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Okay, I'll pretend I'm the prowler.
I'll go outside.
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When I open the door, you grab my arm
and you flip me across the room.
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Now remember your lesson.
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Okay, I grab his arm...
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I apply free lesson number five.
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- Let me know when you're ready.
- Just a minute, I'm thinking.
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- Hiya, Betty.
- Hello, Fred.
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Made good time tonight. Traffic was light.
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- By the way, Barney's starving.
- He is?
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I better head home and get his dinner.
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Wilma. Fred, no!
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You're home early, Fred.
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You've been taking judo lessons.
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What did you say?
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I didn't say anything. I'm thinking.
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It's either the lawn mower,
or I can hear you thinking.
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And I know what you're thinking.
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And I still think it's okay
for a woman to take judo lessons.
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I don't. It's a waste of money,
and it's a waste of time talking to you.
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At least I don't have to hide under the bed
if the prowler shows up!
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- Who said I did?
- Wilma told Betty.
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She heard a noise
and tried to get under the bed.
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And she couldn't. You were there first.
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All right, smart guy,
let's see who gets under the bed tonight.
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I'll prove to you,
you're wasting your money.
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Like how?
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After you've gone to bed,
I'll sneak in, dressed like a burglar.
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Then what do you think your wife will do?
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She'll say, "Hello, Fred, why steal it?
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"Just borrow it as usual."
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All right, funny man...
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if she doesn't scream for help
and jump under the bed...
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I'll pay for the judo lessons.
Okay? Is that a bet?
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It's a bet.
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I'd be less than a husband
if I didn't stand behind my wife.
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With her judo lessons,
it's the safest place to be.
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Good night, Fred.
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Where's my ear plugs?
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A real sneaky exit, if I say so myself.
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The masked prowler strikes again.
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Now we'll see who screams
and jumps under the bed.
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What is this?
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Two of us
working the same neighborhood?
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I'd better practice
some prowler routines before I go in.
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Let's see. All right, you guys,
I've got you covered.
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Don't move a muscle or I'll blast you, see.
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I don't believe it.
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I must be having hallucinations.
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What is this, anyway, amateur night?
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A couple of screwy faces
ought to send her under the bed in a hurry.
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Like...
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I'm going to report that guy
to the prowlers union.
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Next thing you know
he'll try something unethical...
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like going in the front door.
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And he is!
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Barney said he'd leave the door open.
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How about that. It's locked.
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I'll have to try the window.
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I've got to admit, he's got style.
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I'd better hit that house over there
before he gets to it.
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Barney.
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Give me a hand through the window.
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I don't think we ought to
go through with it, Fred.
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No, you don't, I'm going to prove...
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this judo is a waste of time and money
once and for all.
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Now come on, give me a hand.
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Okay, Fred, you're asking for it.
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All right, now heave.
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How do you like that.
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I never get that kind of cooperation
when I rob a house.
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Boy, you're a big one.
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Shut up and heave.
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Okay! Heave!
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Help! Barney, get me out of here!
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Just a minute, Fred,
I'll have you out in a jiffy.
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Hurry up, I can't breathe.
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I think the number five mallet
will do the trick.
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Steady, Fred.
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I bat a sticky wicket.
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Fore!
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What a shot. A hole in one.
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All right, come on, open the door.
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I can't, Fred. It locked when I came out.
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Oh, boy.
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Okay, now, give me boost in the window.
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Gee, I don't know, Fred, you're pretty fat.
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Never mind that, wise guy,
make with the hands.
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I'm telling you you're too heavy.
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Easy now. One, two, alley...
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Can't you do anything right?
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Why don't we do it the easy way, Fred?
I'll get the ladder.
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The ladder? Yeah.
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I was just about to suggest that.
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Now hold it till I get in.
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Hold it steady.
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- I'm doing my best, Fred.
- That ain't enough, you've got to...
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- She didn't wake up.
- I know. She sleeps like a rock.
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Maybe you ought to come back tomorrow.
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You're out of your mind.
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- Now, go on over there and wake her up.
- She's not going to like it.
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And she wakes up awfully mean
and cranky.
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Stop yakking, a bet's a bet.
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You asked for it. Betty.
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Let me sleep five more minutes, Barney.
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There's a prowler here to see you.
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Tell him we don't want any.
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Prowler!
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Help, Barney!
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See, what did I tell you, Barney?
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Help, Barney!
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Head for the hills!
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I told him she wakes up awful mean
and cranky.
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That judo's dangerous.
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I hope Wilma didn't wake up.
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Talk about nerve.
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Burgle two houses in one night?
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Ain't you being a little greedy, buster?
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- But it's mine.
- And who saw it first?
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Out!
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It's the prowler. I got to help Wilma.
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I said beat it!
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I'd better call the police.
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I'll use Barney's phone.
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Barney, he's back. Help!
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Help, Barney! Call the police.
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She needs the police?
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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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You mean that was Fred...
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and it wasn't the prowler at all?
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Not at all, just old Fred.
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I'm going to tell Wilma
about her big fat practical joker...
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before he scares her to death.
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Hello?
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Is Wilma there?
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Yeah, she's here.
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It's for you.
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Thanks. Hello?
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Gee, dames.
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That's Wilma.
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I'm coming, honey.
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Wilma, what's wrong?
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The prowler, he's here.
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No, it's not. It's Fred.
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- Fred?
- Fred?
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He's not in bed. Lessons two and three?
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Serves him right.
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I'll give him lessons four and five
if he tries it on me again.
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If he's laid a finger on her
I'll tear him apart.
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Are you okay?
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It is the prowler.
Luckily, I have had judo lessons...
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which my chintzy husband
didn't want to pay for.
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Buster, haven't we met before?
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Believe it or not, he tried it again.
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You gave him lesson number three?
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Oh, boy. Poor Fred.
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I wish he'd come back here again.
I like the practice.
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So it's you.
You don't seem to get the message.
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Jump me when I'm not looking, huh?
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For the last time, out. And stay out.
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I better stay here and think things over.
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Maybe Fred will change his mind now.
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You mean, to let you take judo lessons?
I doubt it.
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One thing for sure...
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he won't be trying that burglar bit again
in a hurry.
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He's had it.
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00:19:54,298 --> 00:19:58,416
Believe it or not, he just
won't quit playing cops and robbers.
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He's at it again.
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- What are you going to do?
- Judo lesson five.
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Give him lesson number five?
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He asked for it.
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I'd better see if the coast is clear.
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00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:19,137
If Fred still wants to play prowler,
I'll go along with the gag.
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I might well play it to the hilt.
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The prowler!
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If it is, I'd better notify his next of kin.
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00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:41,054
We better get over there and save Fred.
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00:20:41,138 --> 00:20:44,369
No, let him have fun scaring Wilma.
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Buster, just call the cops.
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Now ain't that a kick in the head.
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Had enough, Freddie?
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Lady, you've been taking judo lessons.
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That's for sure.
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Fred!
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It's the prowler!
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It's all yours, bub. I'm cutting out of here.
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- Hey, Fred.
- Fred, what happened? Where's Wilma?
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In the house.
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She took one look at the prowler,
screamed, and ducked inside.
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- The prowler?
- Yeah, the real thing.
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- Come on, we'd better find her.
- She must be scared.
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Wilma, where are you?
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I'm here, Fred, under the bed.
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- Under the bed?
- That's what I said.
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You hear that, Barney? What did I tell you?
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See the prowler, big scream,
zip and under the bed.
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What happened, Wilma?
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00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:07,096
Did the big bad prowler scare you?
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Excuse me, folks. I forgot my loot.
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The prowler!
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Boy, this is a for real nuthouse,
that's for sure.
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00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,130
You're really going through with it?
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00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:41,574
I have to. A guy's gotta learn
to protect himself.
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00:22:41,738 --> 00:22:43,456
Yeah, from his wife.
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00:22:43,578 --> 00:22:46,775
Don't forget, fellows,
we're six lessons ahead of you.
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00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:54,530
Yes, is very good for families
to taking judo lessons.
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Yes, it make for togetherness.
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Fred?
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Sukiyaki.
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00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,249
First, I are recommending...
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ten easy bronze medal family plan.
334
00:23:09,338 --> 00:23:12,853
Very cheap. That's for sure.
335
00:23:15,098 --> 00:23:19,376
Next, move into additional
20 silver medal lessons.
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Special discount prices, big bargain.
337
00:23:25,178 --> 00:23:28,409
Then, for a few more measly dollars...
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you are eligible for gold medal...
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diamond medal, etcetera, etcetera.
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00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,053
What does...
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00:23:39,138 --> 00:23:43,416
"etcetera, etcetera" mean in Japanese?
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00:23:43,738 --> 00:23:44,932
Sucker?
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00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,450
That's for sure.
344
00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:52,294
Excuse please,
sounds like a new customer.
345
00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,052
Yes, please, what can I do for you?
346
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:01,894
I want to sign up
for some private judo lessons.
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00:24:02,138 --> 00:24:04,652
A prowler's got to learn
to protect himself...
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00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:07,457
if he's going to stay in business
these days, right?
349
00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:10,652
That for sure.
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00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:14,016
By the way, how's business with you?
Pretty good?
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You're not just whistling Dixie.
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Wilma!
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Wilma, open the door!
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