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YN: Listen, guys, we need
to talk about the company funds.
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The spending sheet has
a lot of unnecessary stuff.
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$24 for a USB‐powered
mini cooler?
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ALICIA: Think of
the time I'm saving
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not walking to the fridge
and getting a drink.
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Think of it!
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KAYLYN: Max, $29
for a headset mic?
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MAX: Once our company's big,
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we'll be giving tons of
inspirational speeches.
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I gotta get used to
wearing this thing.
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KAYLYN: $30 for
miscellaneous supplies.
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Noodles?
NOODLES: Oh, you'll love this.
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The hardware store on
Main Street closed last week,
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with once‐in‐a‐lifetime savings.
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I found, for only $30,
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this entire box of assorted
screws, bolts, and nails.
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KAYLYN: But we don't need that.
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We do need $60 a month
for our website, though.
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Plus product
development supplies.
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NOODLES: Supplies like
screws, bolts, and nails.
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KAYLYN: Not at all.
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So, unless we have more
birthday money coming in,
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we need to return this stuff.
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MAX: Fine.
I'll return the headset.
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ALICIA: I can return the cooler,
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but we're all going
to suffer for losing it.
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NOODLES: Well, we can't
really return something
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to a store that
closed forever.
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And why would we?
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The uses are endless!
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ZEKE: Hello.
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ALICIA: Okay...
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Um, Zeke, why are you drenched?
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ZEKE: Some children
down the street
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enjoyed pelting me
with water balloons.
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ALICIA: What?!
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KAYLYN: That sounds
like bullying.
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NOODLES: Clear‐cut
case of bullying.
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ZEKE: I wouldn't
say bullying...
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This is different.
MAX: Zeke, stop.
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It's okay.
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We're gonna fix this, man.
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ZEKE: You're all
being very dramatic.
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KAYLYN: The key to dealing
with bullying is communication.
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You need to be open
with us and yourself.
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ZEKE: I'm trying to be,
but you keep...
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KAYLYN: Shh.
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You're just in shock.
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It's okay.
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NOODLES: It's okay, Zeke.
I had a bully once.
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Kept intimidating me,
chasing me,
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jumping all over me...
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MAX: Oh, that must
have been awful.
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NOODLES: Yeah, it was.
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Especially when he
started licking my face.
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ALICIA: You're describing
a dog, right?
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NOODLES: Yeah, but it
was big for a Pomeranian.
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ALICIA: That's not
really bullying.
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ZEKE: Neither is mine.
KAYLYN: Shh.
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It's okay.
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MAX: Wow...
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Did you guys know one in four
kids are bullied by the age 12?
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NOODLES: Whoa.
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ALICIA: This is a problem
we can solve!
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ZEKE: Is there anything I can
say to convince you guys
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not to do this?
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KAYLYN: No.
ALICIA: Not a chance.
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NOODLES: Clear‐cut
case of bullying.
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♪
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♪
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MAX: ...and it should
have high‐powered lights.
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Ooh, and adaptive AI!
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KAYLYN: Now, Zeke,
I know it's exciting
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that Max and Alicia
are building you...
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armour, basically, but remember,
nothing is cooler than...
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ALICIA: Carbon fibre.
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MAX: Oh, yeah,
that is cool!
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KAYLYN: I was gonna say
"communication."
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Nothing is cooler
than communication.
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Which is the best way
to deal with this.
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Talk it out.
Right, Alicia?
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ALICIA: How about
vital monitors?
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KAYLYN: Max,
wouldn't you agree
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that communication
is the best first option?
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MAX: Oh, yeah!
Definitely!
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Vital monitors is a must.
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Great idea, Ali.
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NOODLES: Guys, take a look.
Boom.
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Custom‐made coat hook!
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ALICIA: It's summer.
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NOODLES: You'll
thank me in winter.
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This wobbly chair?
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One bolt in the leg
levelled it out.
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And I even added some
inspirational artwork.
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MAX: Okay, that does
brighten the place up.
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NOODLES: See?
That's already, what?
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18 cents I've saved us!
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KAYLYN: Noodles, at 6 cents each
you still need to use
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497 screws to break even.
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NOODLES: Maybe I can sell them
to get some money back.
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MAX: What about
your Uncle Eddie?
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He's always buying
stuff like this.
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NOODLES: Yeah, weird stuff
is his speciality.
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He's one strange man.
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UNCLE EDDIE: A modified
3/4‐inch Jackson‐head?
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[whistles]
Hm‐hm!
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Don't see too many of
these bad boys around!
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NOODLES: So how much is
it worth, Uncle Eddie?
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Three, four hundred dollars?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Possibly.
How many boxes you got?
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NOODLES: Like,
just that one screw.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Then I'd say
about five cents.
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Yeah, but for
my nephew, five bucks.
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NOODLES: I'll take it!
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UNCLE EDDIE: Yeah, sadly
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I'm heavily invested
in crypto‐currency.
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I'm, uh, a little
cash‐poor right now.
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But, but you're welcome
to, uh, look around,
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find something to trade.
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NOODLES: Awesome.
Kaylyn!
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Where are you?
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KAYLYN: Glow‐in‐the‐dark
sombreros?
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Singing fish.
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This is just a box
of fake teeth.
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[laughs]
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Where does your uncle
get all this stuff?
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NOODLES: All over the place.
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Bankrupt factories,
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abandoned shipping containers,
commercial landfills...
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KAYLYN: So it's
junk nobody wants?
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NOODLES: [scoffs]
Yeah, if you call this junk!
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KAYLYN: What do you think?
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Is it the new me?
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NOODLES: Actually,
that's a doggy sweeper.
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It attaches to the dog's butt,
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gets dragged around
sweeping the floor.
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KAYLYN: That's so awesome!
[both laugh]
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KAYLYN: What about this?
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What... is this?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Beep, beep!
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Oh, that?
That's, uh, expired toothpaste.
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KAYLYN: Toothpaste expires?
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UNCLE EDDIE: It
still works, though.
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It's just, uh...
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black.
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NOODLES: What does
it taste like?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Like...
old.
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[swallows]
Hey...
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You guys hungry?
NOODLES: Yeah.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Follow me.
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Look...
popcorn from the White House!
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KAYLYN: Whoa!
How did you get that?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Government auction.
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Turns out the president
loved popcorn.
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When he left office,
there were crates of it!
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[machine crackles and dings]
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UNCLE EDDIE: Oh!
It's ready.
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NOODLES: No, way!
That was insanely fast.
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KAYLYN: Yeah, popcorn usually
takes three minutes, minimum.
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How is this even possible?
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UNCLE EDDIE: I have no clue.
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It doesn't even plug in.
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It uses these
batteries that glow.
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KAYLYN: So it's portable?
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Think of the applications!
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Camping, boats...
NOODLES: Food trucks.
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UNCLE EDDIE: People who
refuse to pay their outrageous
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electricity bills?
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KAYLYN: We'll take it.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Ah...
KAYLYN: Ow!
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♪
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♪
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NOODLES: That was
extremely awesome!
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ZEKE: So, how do I look?
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ALICIA: Cool in a way
that I'm legit jealous of.
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MAX: I give you
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The Strategic Threat
and Aggression Neutralizer.
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Also known as "STAN."
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KAYLYN: And you two think
this is gonna solve
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Zeke's bullying problem?
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ZEKE: Again, I wouldn't
call it a...
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MAX: This invention could keep
every child in the world
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safe from bullying, forever.
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ALICIA: Definitely one of
our best inventions.
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NOODLES: Hold on.
Before we get carried away,
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Kaylyn and I also
have something
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incredible to unveil.
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ALL: Wow!
What?
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MAX: Magical cupcakes?
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ALICIA: Where'd this come from?
KAYLYN: Uncle Eddie's.
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NOODLES: What's one thing
we all have in common?
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MAX: Friends?
ALICIA: Survival instincts.
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ZEKE: Fear of the unknown.
NOODLES: That's right.
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A love of fresh cupcakes!
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KAYLYN: Imagine having
cupcakes baked fresh
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for you on your doorstep.
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Sounds like science fiction...
right?
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MAX: Uh, yeah!
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[machine dings]
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NOODLES: Behold, the world's
first mobile cupcake bakery!
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ALICIA: They're ready
in three seconds?
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That's impossible.
KAYLYN: Not anymore.
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NOODLES: And now
for the icing...
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Who's gonna be the lucky
person to get this?
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MAX: It's like
having a super‐power!
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NOODLES: And with great power
comes great responsibility.
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[laughter]
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ALICIA: Okay, Zeke.
This is just a test.
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We're going to
pretend to bully you
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to see how the suit
responds, alright?
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ZEKE: I have an iron spirit.
Do your worst.
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MAX: Hey, Zeke, you're short!
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Ever heard of being taller?
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Look it up.
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ZEKE: I'm actually average
height for my age, so...
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ALICIA: You're the captain
of the dork ship, nerd!
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ZEKE: Nothing.
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Pretty lame, Alicia.
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Maybe make it more personal.
MAX: Hey, Zeke!
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I hear your blood type
is B positive.
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What's up with that?
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ZEKE: I'm O‐negative.
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Universal donor.
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ALICIA: Listen up,
pipsqueak,
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you're a total noob
at video games.
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You're so bad, when other
players lose they call it
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"getting Zeked"!
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STAN: [beeps]
Insult detected.
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Tone down
the criticism, please.
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ALICIA: Well, that
was underwhelming.
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MAX: Yeah.
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ALICIA: Sorry about that, Zeke.
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It's for science.
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ZEKE: Bad at video games?
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There are some lines
you just don't cross.
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ALICIA: Can you forgive me?
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ZEKE: Maybe.
In time.
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MAX: This is amazing.
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How did you overhaul
the AI so quickly?
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ALICIA: I based it on code from
the hardest video games I know.
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MAX: Did it happen again, Zeke?
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ZEKE: Yeah, but it's okay.
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I came prepared this time.
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ALICIA: No.
That is not okay!
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MAX: Maybe we should
talk to this bully.
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ZEKE: Again, I wouldn't
call it a bully...
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ALICIA: I've got a better idea.
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ZEKE: It's fine.
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I'll just wear
a raincoat forever.
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ALICIA: Max, will
you help me re‐tool
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the deep learning algorithm?
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MAX: Oh, yeah.
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[STAN beeping]♪
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CHELSEA: So I can't have my
cell phone at the dinner table,
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but Mom's on her laptop?
256
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BRYAN: Mom is
studying for her exam.
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HELEN: And I'm only
gonna read while chewing.
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That's the rule.
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So we can have a nice dinner
like a normal family.
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BRYAN: Isn't it nice to have
a family dinner with everyone
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and... Zeke?
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00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,672
Uh, seriously, buddy,
can you take off that costume?
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No toys at the table.
MAX: It's not a toy, Dad.
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It's STAN.
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We need to test this in
real‐world situation, like this.
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BRYAN: I see.
Well, makes sense.
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00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:11,739
CHELSEA: So I'm the only
one without technology?
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STAN: [beeps] Warning.
Imminent threat detected.
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BRYAN: What the...
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MAX: I think STAN views
your brussels sprouts
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as a safety hazard.
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HELEN: He's not the only one.
Zing!
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BRYAN: Alright, listen, Max,
can you just turn it down
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so it's not so loud?
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MAX: The volume adjusts
to match your threat level,
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so if it's too loud,
that's technically on you, Dad.
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00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,398
CHELSEA: Yeah, Dad,
stop triggering STAN.
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BRYAN: Uh, everyone has to eat
their veggies, including Zeke.
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HELEN: Hm, STAN is so cool, Max.
So how did you, um...
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STAN: [beeps] Cease
your acts of aggression.
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00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,268
BRYAN: Alright, no one tells me
what to do in my own house.
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[alarm]
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HELEN: Bryan!
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The neighbours
are gonna complain.
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00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,583
BRYAN: Oh, come on!
Why are you blaming me?
286
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,745
Why don't you criticize STAN?
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00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:51,752
HELEN: Because STAN is clothing.
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00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:52,594
BRYAN: Alright.
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Zeke, we have a rule
in this house
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that everyone has
to eat their veggies,
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so if you're not gonna
eat your veggies...
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STAN: Verbal threat detected!
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00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,093
BRYAN: Okay, alright!
294
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,197
If you don't eat your veggies,
you can't have your dessert.
295
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,929
STAN: Contacting
law enforcement.
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00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,934
ALL: No, no, no, no, no!
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00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,636
BRYAN: Max, Max!
Get Zeke some ice cream!
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00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,038
MAX: Yes!
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Ice cream!
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00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,874
CHELSEA: Can I have ice cream?
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00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,866
HELEN: Ask STAN, honey.
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00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,177
He's in charge.
BRYAN: Okay.
303
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,708
I hardly think
STAN is in charge.
304
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:20,113
HELEN: Mm‐mm‐mm.
Mm‐hm, mm‐hm, mm‐hm.
305
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,876
KAYLYN: Okay, let's run
through our pitch again.
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00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,375
You learned your line?
NOODLES: Of course.
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You only gave me one line.
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00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,248
KAYLYN: Good.
I'll start.
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00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,786
Hi there, I'm Kaylyn,
VP Marketing at Smashable.
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NOODLES: And I'm Noodles.
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00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,328
KAYLYN: That's not just
a bite out of a cupcake.
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That's a bite out of
our profit margins.
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NOODLES: Sorry.
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00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:40,067
ALICIA: Okay, Zeke, we're ready
for the diagnostic test.
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00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,199
MAX: Give me the game.
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00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,744
STAN: Aggressive tone detected.
317
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,410
ZEKE: Sorry, Max,
you heard STAN.
318
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,038
MAX: Zeke, you said you'd help.
319
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,543
Give me the...
[STAN beeps]
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00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,405
MAX: Aah!
Please give me the game.
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00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,013
ZEKE: Sure.
After this level.
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00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,305
MAX: Come on!
You already played!
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00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,976
STAN: You are
upsetting the child.
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00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,524
Cease your aggressive tone.
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00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,379
ALICIA: Max?
326
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,187
ZEKE: You are coming off
pretty aggro.
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00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,690
MAX: You're pushing
your luck, Zeke.
328
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,991
ZEKE: What can I do?
329
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,892
STAN: Terminate
hostile behaviour.
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00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,956
MAX: Okay.
331
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:13,926
Please, uh, if I
could make a request?
332
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,867
As I put out one very
non‐threatening hand,
333
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,444
I was hoping that you
may be so kind as to...
334
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,244
give me the video game, please?
335
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,907
[STAN beeps]
[police siren]
336
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,675
COP: Let's see if
I've got this right.
337
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,884
You kids built an
electric talking jacket,
338
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,047
and the jacket called 911?
339
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,286
ALICIA: Yes, officer.
340
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,760
MAX: I know it might sound crazy
or whatever, but it's true.
341
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,430
COP: You know what?
342
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,029
I'm just gonna write
"dialled the wrong number."
343
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,301
Tell the jacket
not to do it again.
344
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,570
Have a nice day.
345
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,068
MAX: Thanks.
ALICIA: Sorry.
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00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,671
MAX: [sighs]
Well, that was a disaster.
347
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:53,542
ALICIA: Yeah.
348
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,583
NEIGHBOUR: Ah...
349
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,438
Oh!
You scared me.
350
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,277
KAYLYN: Hi there, I'm Kaylyn.
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00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,152
VP Marketing at Smashable.
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00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,250
NOODLES: [with mouth full]
And I'm Noodles!
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00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,252
Sorry.
354
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,923
NEIGHBOUR: Sorry, kids,
but I don't have time
355
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,291
for a sales pitch.
I'm in a rush.
356
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,219
NOODLES: Lady,
one word, cupcakes.
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00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,294
You want some?
358
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,962
NEIGHBOUR: Cupcakes?
Oh...
359
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,590
I love cupcakes.
360
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,825
But, uh, no, I don't
have time to...
361
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,761
NOODLES: Cupcakes, cupcakes...
cupcakes?
362
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,067
NEIGHBOUR: Alright, you got me!
363
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,828
I'll take one.
NOODLES: Great!
364
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,437
I'll start baking them.
365
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,138
NEIGHBOUR: You
haven't baked them?
366
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,070
Okay, forget it.
My presentation starts in...
367
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,605
Aah!
[machine dings]
368
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,780
KAYLYN: It's ready!
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,078
NEIGHBOUR: No way.
370
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,139
KAYLYN: Way!
NEIGHBOUR: Oh!
371
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:34,477
KAYLYN: Make it look good.
NOODLES: There you go.
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00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,984
NEIGHBOUR: Thanks.
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00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,246
Oh, wow!
That's good!
374
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,745
KAYLYN: Glad you like it!
375
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:44,457
You know, bringing cupcakes
always puts people
376
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,530
in a good mood
before a presentation.
377
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,529
NEIGHBOUR: That's a great idea.
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00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,800
I'll take a dozen.
I have five minutes, tops.
379
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,729
NOODLES: In five minutes,
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00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,703
I can bake them
and still have enough time
381
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,102
to make and eat three more
without Kaylyn even seeing.
382
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,095
NEIGHBOUR: Wow, wow, wow.
[chuckles]
383
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,007
Mmm, oh, uh, I just remembered
the marketing team
384
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,869
will be there too.
Better make it two dozen.
385
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,638
NOODLES: Great.
NEIGHBOUR: Mmm!
386
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,776
Let's do an even 30!
387
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,651
I, uh... I just remembered more,
uh, people or something.
388
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Do you have chocolate?
389
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,545
NOODLES: Do we have chocolate?
390
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,893
Yeah, we have chocolate!
391
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,049
ALICIA: Did STAN
seem off to you?
392
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,518
MAX: You mean when
it called the cops?
393
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,286
ALICIA: No, I mean it
was using new phrases.
394
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,225
Words I never programmed.
395
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,560
MAX: New words?
396
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,455
So, you think STAN is...
397
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,497
learning?
ZEKE: Where are you going?
398
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,873
ALICIA: Just for a walk.
399
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,841
Maybe over to the cafe
or something.
400
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,740
ZEKE: I'll come too.
401
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,341
MAX: Actually, Zeke,
we kind of need to
402
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,714
talk about something alone.
403
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,543
Could you give us some space?
404
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,548
[STAN beeping]
405
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:44,380
MAX: Sure.
You can come.
406
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,887
MAX: So, what do you mean
STAN is learning?
407
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,248
How is that even possible?
408
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,516
ALICIA: Maybe learning
isn't the exact word.
409
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,715
More like...
calibrating.
410
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,188
STAN: You are invading this
child's personal space.
411
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,457
Stand back.
412
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,895
ALICIA: STAN reads Zeke's vitals
to see if Zeke feels threatened.
413
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,631
But if we set it
way too sensitive...
414
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,396
MAX: Then even gross
brussels sprouts
415
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,735
could set the jacket off.
416
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:04,940
ALICIA: Exactly.
417
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:08,711
It's treating every tiny thing
Zeke dislikes as a bully.
418
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,681
MAX: Okay, so what
do we do about it? g syste
419
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,880
STAN: Give the child a cookie.
420
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,711
You have three
seconds to comply.
421
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,706
MAX: What is going on
in there?
422
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,117
ALICIA: I don't want to know.
MAX: Okay.
423
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,090
Let's just hope Zeke
goes along with it.
424
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,019
CHELSEA: Go, Zeke!
425
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:25,593
Take your free cookies,
and go... quietly!
426
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,085
MAX: Uh, hey, Zeke.
427
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,996
We were wondering if you
could take STAN off for a bit?
428
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,699
We need to make some changes.
429
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,971
ZEKE: Nah, I'm good.
430
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,700
♪
431
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,636
MAX: Is our AI
turning against us?
432
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,911
ALICIA: Like every robot
in every movie, ever?
433
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,951
Uh, yeah, it's possible.
434
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,978
KAYLYN: One more block,
cupcake buddy?
435
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,484
NOODLES: I'm up for it.
Do we have enough batter left?
436
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,146
KAYLYN: Looks like we might.
437
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,816
Oh, Noodles, you
look like a lobster!
438
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,085
I told you to put sunscreen on.
439
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,234
NOODLES: [laughs]
Speak for yourself.
440
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,730
KAYLYN: Oh, no!
How is this even possible?
441
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,103
I covered myself in SPF 50!
442
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,472
NOODLES: Who knows.
443
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,970
It's a crazy mixed‐up universe
444
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:11,741
full of mysteries
and conundrums and...
445
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,911
KAYLYN: Yeah, yeah.
446
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,509
I bet it was the super‐oven!
447
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,881
NOODLES: Yeah.
448
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,249
KAYLYN: So, stop eating them!
449
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,478
[Zeke snoring]
450
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,915
♪
451
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:29,962
♪
452
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,919
[wrapper crunches]
453
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,957
STAN: Danger!
Unauthorized access attempt!
454
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,603
ZEKE: What are you doing?
455
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,498
ALICIA: We have to
shut STAN down, Zeke.
456
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,270
It's out of control.
457
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,968
ZEKE: I prefer keeping it on.
458
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,900
MAX: We can't even talk to you
with this thing shouting
459
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,639
and blaring alarms.
460
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,370
If you won't let us
clear its memory,
461
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,205
then maybe you should go.
462
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,041
ZEKE: Okay.
463
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:52,846
But the cookies go too.
464
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:57,049
♪
465
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:57,983
KAYLYN: Found it.
466
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,817
"The AtomiPrise Super‐Cooker,
which used
467
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,393
"electromagnetic fields
to cook its food
468
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:07,362
"was invented in the 1950s to
compete with microwave ovens."
469
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,163
NOODLES: That's pretty cool.
470
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,625
KAYLYN: It was banned due to
471
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,634
contamination of
the food it cooked.
472
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,266
NOODLES: So these
cupcakes are poison?
473
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,372
KAYLYN: No, it's like
really low levels.
474
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,544
Like getting an
X‐Ray at the dentist.
475
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,073
NOODLES: Oh, good.
476
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,538
KAYLYN: So, don't
keep eating them!
477
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,636
ZEKE: Hey, guys.
478
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,507
NOODLES: Hey, how's it going?
479
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,075
STAN: Warning!
Human interaction
480
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,983
deemed unpredictable!
Disengage!
481
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,816
KAYLYN: Oh, good,
you still have that armour.
482
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,052
ZEKE: Enough, STAN.
These two aren't danger.
483
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,227
[alarm]
484
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,528
KAYLYN: It was nice to see you,
Zeke, but I think I'm gonna go.
485
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,562
NOODLES: Yeah.
486
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,196
See ya.
487
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,002
ZEKE: My friends
STaren't a threat, STAN..
488
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,404
I'm taking you off.
489
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,066
[zap]
ZEKE: Ouch!
490
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,444
STAN: Warning, armour
removal not advised!
491
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,862
ZEKE: I'd like to go home now.
492
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:12,731
STAN: Not advised.
493
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,558
Home defence systems
sub‐optimal.
494
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,056
[zap]
ZEKE: Ouch!
495
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,827
STAN: State the nature
of your message.
496
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:24,135
ZEKE: Just weird human
stuff to my friends.
497
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:27,810
[phone beeps]
498
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,040
MAX: I just got the weirdest
message from Zeke.
499
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,237
Like, just...
500
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,808
gibberish.
501
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,976
ALICIA: "Hi, Everyone!
502
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,184
"Lumpy People Sip
Tea And Nectar!"
503
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,086
MAX: Maybe his phone is broken?
504
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,589
ALICIA: Wait a sec.
505
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,921
Every first letter
is capitalized.
506
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,826
Read the message back.
507
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,329
MAX: "Hi, Everyone!
508
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:52,031
"Lumpy People Sip
Tea And Nectar!
509
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,274
"Can Rabbits And Zebras Yell
510
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,940
"At Pretty Angry Red Koalas?"
511
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,610
♪
512
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,080
ALICIA & MAX: "Help!
Stan crazy!
513
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,049
"At park!"
514
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,778
NEIGHBOUR: Gah!
KAYLYN: Hi, there!
515
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,723
NEIGHBOUR: I really don't
need any more cupcakes, kids.
516
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,079
KAYLYN: Actually, we've
discontinued that product
517
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,618
due to safety concerns.
518
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,493
We're here to offer a full...
519
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,490
NEIGHBOUR: Did you say
safety concerns?
520
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,761
NOODLES: Uh, the cupcakes
were contaminated
521
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,790
with electromagnetic...
522
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,855
stuff.
523
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:21,933
KAYLYN: Trace amounts.
524
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,501
Eating one or two is
unlikely to cause any harm.
525
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,900
NEIGHBOUR: And, uh, just out of
curiosity, what about customers
526
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:27,932
who ate more than one or two?
527
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,837
NOODLES: I'm sure everyone
is most likely fine
528
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,739
from your meeting, ma'am.
529
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,410
KAYLYN: Unless someone
ate them all.
530
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,938
[laughter]
531
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:34,943
NEIGHBOUR: Right?
532
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,414
I mean, who would eat 30
cupcakes by themselves?
533
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,543
Barf!
534
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,707
But for argument's sake,
let's say someone did eat all 30
535
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:42,777
'cause she was having
a pretty bad day?
536
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,745
KAYLYN: Well, I would tell
that hypothetical person
537
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,555
to watch for any dizziness,
vomiting, or itchy rash.
538
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,888
NEIGHBOUR: I have to go.
539
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,323
Excuse me.
540
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:56,428
KAYLYN: It's harmless.
541
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:59,232
I guess she doesn't
want a refund.
542
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,241
STAN: [beeps]
Hostiles approaching.
543
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,569
ZEKE: Finally!
544
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,773
MAX: We got your message, Zeke.
545
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,837
ALICIA: Let's shut STAN down
before it tries to kill
546
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,745
all humans like every robot
in every movie ever!
547
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,679
STAN: [beeps] Proximity alert.
Move immediately.
548
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,745
[zaps]
ZEKE: Ouch!
549
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,082
Okay, okay, I'm going!
550
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,987
MAX: Zeke, what are you doing?
551
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,759
ZEKE: Quick update,
STAN shocks me now!
552
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,518
STAN: Warning, do not engage!
553
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,857
MAX: Okay, that's a problem.
554
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,332
Any ideas?
555
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,260
ALICIA: Uh...
556
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,495
Ask STAN politely
to stop shocking Zeke.
557
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,701
I got nothing.
558
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,074
MAX: No, that's it.
559
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,672
Kaylyn was right.
560
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,213
The answer isn't force.
561
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,938
We need better communication.
562
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,943
Follow my lead.
563
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:44,705
MAX: Zeke, I need
to talk to STAN.
564
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,354
STAN: Cease threatening tone.
565
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,848
MAX: Funny you
mention that, STAN.
566
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,620
Have you ever noticed
that you talk to everyone
567
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,648
in a threatening tone?
568
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,383
STAN: Step away.
ALICIA: Or what?
569
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,388
You'll shock Zeke?
ZEKE: Please don't.
570
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,860
MAX: And keep him
from his friends?
571
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,688
That sounds like
bullying to me.
572
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,893
STAN: Processing.
Bullies hurt people = true.
573
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,656
STAN hurts Zeke = error.
574
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,197
New threat identified.
575
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,202
Threat is STAN.
576
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,674
Must neutralize STAN.
577
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,843
MAX: I think it's working!
578
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,211
ALICIA: The memory's
overloading!
579
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,869
STAN: Initiating
core memory wipe.
580
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,307
Shutdown imminent.
581
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,512
STAN is sorry, Zeke.
582
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,884
STAN loves you, Zeke.
583
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:25,583
[voice slows down]
STAN loves you...
584
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,418
MAX: Whoa.
Cool.
585
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,893
ALICIA: I may have gone
overboard with the AI.
586
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,762
MAX: Let's get you
out of this thing.
587
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,661
ZEKE: In case I forget
to say it later,
588
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,132
thanks for helping me
not get bullied, guys.
589
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,738
NOODLES: See, I knew
it was a great trade.
590
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,440
Uncle Eddie's the best.
591
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,042
MAX: En garde!
ALICIA: Oh!
592
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,013
NOODLES: Wait, wait, guys!
We have to take a selfie!
593
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,713
ALICIA: Oh?
NOODLES: Hee‐hee!
594
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:56,316
ALL: Cheese!
[laughter]
595
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,348
KAYLYN: Hey, guys.
596
00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,823
MAX: How'd it go
with the bully?
597
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,051
KAYLYN: We communicated.
598
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,815
She was just a little girl
who wanted
599
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,224
to have a water fight
with Zeke.
600
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,685
ZEKE: More like a water war.
601
00:22:05,724 --> 00:22:07,534
MAX: So I guess
it wasn't bullying.
602
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,630
ZEKE: I told you that
from the start.
603
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,662
MAX: Really?
604
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,026
I think I'd remember that.
605
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,165
ALL: Oh, Zeke!
606
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:19,341
[all yelling and laughing]
607
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:24,281
♪
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