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KAYLYN: Okay, we really need
to get our creative vibes going
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and come up with something.
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InventiveCon is in a week.
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NOODLES: Okay, how about this?
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Nobody likes
raking leaves, right?
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KAYLYN: Yeah.
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NOODLES: My latest idea
makes raking leaves a joy.
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It's part glue, part tuxedo.
I call it...
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"The Gluxedo!"
aka "The Glux"!
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♪
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♪
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♪
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KAYLYN: Does it
have to be a tuxedo?
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NOODLES: It's spelled, uh, G...
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L...
U...
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KAYLYN: Guys!
We've hit a creative wall.
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NOODLES: [ventriloquist voice]
I think that Glux idea
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is amazing!
[another voice] Me too.
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Glux!
Glux!
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Glux!
ALICIA: So...
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What are you trying
to say, Kaylyn?
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KAYLYN: We need
to regroup as a team,
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like all the
big companies do.
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NOODLES: Glux!
Glux!
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KAYLYN: No.
A corporate retreat.
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MAX: A what?
KAYLYN: It's like a getaway.
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Yulo did it, and a week later,
they launched SnapDragon.
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NOODLES: What's a Yulo?
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KAYLYN: Taltros did a retreat
to India, and a month later,
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they launched a rocket.
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MAX: My mom's not gonna
let me go to India.
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KAYLYN: No, but we could
go camping for the weekend
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to have fun and bond.
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NOODLES: That is the perfect
place to test the Glux!
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NOODLES: [ventriloquist voice]
I love that Glux idea!
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Glux!
Glux!
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Glux!
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♪
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♪
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MAX: Where's your bag, Zeke?
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ZEKE: I'm not coming.
Camping holds no appeal for me.
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MAX: Why not?
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ZEKE: No electricity,
no Wi‐Fi, and no toilets,
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which is gross.
MAX: Everyone's coming.
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It'll be fun!
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ZEKE: No, it'll be cold
and wet and dumb.
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The woods are full of
deadly wild animals.
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MAX: Deadly?
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ZEKE: There have been dozens
of reported wolf, coyote,
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and bear attacks in this area,
including eight fatalities.
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MAX: The chances
of a bear attack...
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ZEKE: Technically,
five fatalities
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and three missing persons,
but let's be honest, Max...
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they're probably dead.
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MAX: Yeah, maybe
you should stay home.
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ZEKE: [laughs] Oh...
Oh, I'm staying home.
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♪
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HELEN: So is our little
step bet still on,
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or did you want to
pump the brakes?
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BRYAN: Are you kidding me?
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I'm gonna be racking up the
steps out there in the woods.
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HELEN: Oh, really?
BRYAN: Oh, yeah.
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Collecting firewood,
500 steps.
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Uh, walking down to the river
to take a swim, 700 steps.
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Running from mosquitoes,
3,000 steps.
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Jealous?
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HELEN: Hey, I have got
a very active weekend planned.
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Tons of stepping.
BRYAN: Oh, yeah?
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Well, then the
competition still stands!
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HELEN: Oh, it is on.
BRYAN: It is absolutely on.
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HELEN: Gets ta steppin'!
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BRYAN: I think you better
start stepping now!
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HELEN: Oh, yeah?
BRYAN: Okay!
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HELEN: Also, honey...
have a safe trip.
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BRYAN: Oh, right.
Love you.
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HELEN: Love you too.
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[whispered] Hey, Zeke.
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Zeke!
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Zeke, would you say you have
a very active weekend planned?
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ZEKE: Oh, yeah.
HELEN: Great.
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Do me a favour...
and wear this.
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ZEKE: Sure.
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HELEN: Mama's gonna chill.
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BRYAN: Bye, now!
HELEN: Bye!
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Love you.
BRYAN: Love you too.
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HELEN: I'm still
gonna crush you.
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BRYAN: I seriously doubt it.
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Everybody!
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♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream ♪
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Anybody else?
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Alright,
it's a one‐man show.
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♪ Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
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♪ Merrily, merrily, merrily... ♪
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Alright.
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NOODLES: Mr. G.?
BRYAN: Yeah?
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NOODLES: Could you pull over?
I have to go.
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BRYAN: What?
You went like 20 minutes ago
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at the gas station.
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NOODLES: I didn't actually go.
Wasn't feeling it.
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You know,
bladder shyness.
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BRYAN: Alright.
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Good a spot as any.
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BRYAN: So...
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Any requests?
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KAYLYN: Do you have any
good wilderness advice,
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Mr. Graham?
BRYAN: Oh‐ho, do I!
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NOODLES: Start the car!
Start the car!
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Wasps!
Wasps!
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BRYAN: You know,
it's a funny thing;
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the sting of a wasp is
actually much more painful
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than that of
the yellow jacket...
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KIDS: Go!
BRYAN: Okay, okay!
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BRYAN: Say it with me‐‐
if you're lost,
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stay where you are.
Don't wander.
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That is an amateur move
that just leads to more trouble.
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NOODLES: Okay.
Makes sense.
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BRYAN: Excellent
question, Noodles.
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How do you know which
direction is north
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when you don't
have a compass?
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NOODLES: [whispered]
I didn't ask a question.
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BRYAN: Moss grows on
the north side of the tree,
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and you will find spiderwebs
on the south side.
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KAYLYN: Why?
BRYAN: Uh...
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That's nature stuff.
KAYLYN: Okay...
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BRYAN: And remember,
if you encounter a bear,
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they can run faster than you;
they can swim for miles;
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they can climb the highest tree.
They are relentless.
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They are basically
nature's Terminator.
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So if you see one,
just play dead.
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ALICIA: At least
I know what to do now.
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BRYAN: Oh, unless
it's a grizzly!
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In that case,
run like crazy.
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ALICIA: What?!
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KAYLYN: What are you doing?
[laughs]
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NOODLES: Getting ready
to hunt for dinner.
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KAYLYN: We brought
hot dogs and pasta salad.
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NOODLES: Oh.
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ALICIA: I've got
no bars and no Wi‐Fi.
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What's up with that?
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NOODLES: Ah...
me either.
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Oh, well, guess
we have to leave.
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MAX: I'll get our stuff.
Dad, get the keys.
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We're leaving.
BRYAN: Alright!
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Here we go.
KAYLYN: Where are you going?
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ALICIA: If we move
closer to the road,
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we might get a signal.
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KAYLYN: No,
we are not moving!
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We're gonna have fun and be
creative with each other,
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not our phones and tablets.
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Now hand 'em over.
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ALL: [disappointed]
Aw!
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NOODLES: Goodbye, phone.
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♪
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KAYLYN: Thank you.
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KAYLYN: Max, let it go.
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Thank you.
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ALICIA: Be careful
with my baby.
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♪
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KAYLYN: All of them.
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ALICIA: This is just not cool.
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♪
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♪
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KAYLYN: Mr. G., will
you do the honours
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and take those to the
car while we get started
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on some
team‐building exercises?
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BRYAN: I'll be right back.
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KAYLYN: Now, was that so hard?
ALL: Yeah.
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MAX: Zip.
ALICIA: Zap.
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KAYLYN: Zop.
NOODLES: Zip.
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MAX: Zap.
NOODLES: Zop.
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KAYLYN: Come on!
ALICIA: Zip.
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MAX: Zap.
KAYLYN: This is fun!
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NOODLES: Zop.
KAYLYN: Zip!
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NOODLES: Zap.
ALICIA: Zop.
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KAYLYN: Zip!
NOODLES: Uh...
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Uh...
caveman?
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MAX: What?
NOODLES: Uh...
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Are props allowed
in charades?
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KAYLYN: Yes, they are!
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NOODLES: But you
can't talk, though.
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MAX: Fireworks?
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KAYLYN: No, guys.
No, it's...
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MAX: Uh...
Dance, talk, I dunno...
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ALICIA: Firefly?
Frog?
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Frog duck?
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Can I just get my phone now?
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KAYLYN: Come on, guys!
Work together.
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Three, two, one.
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Left, left...
oof.
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Oof...
left.
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Can you feel us bonding?
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Three, two, one, right.
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Come on!
Oh...
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MAX: Looks cold.
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KAYLYN: So, the goal
of the exercise is to
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cross the river...
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[splashing sounds]
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KAYLYN: ...without getting wet.
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MAX: How's the water?
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NOODLES: Wet!
And...
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freezing cold!
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[laughter]
ALICIA: Whoa, okay, okay!
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KAYLYN: Noodles!
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Max, did your dad
bring towels?
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MAX: I think so.
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Wait...
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Where is he?
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KAYLYN: Mr. G.?
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NOODLES: Looks like he
didn't even make it this far.
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There's no sign
of the pillowcase
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with our phones in it.
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ALICIA: No!
My babies!
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MAX: Also... my dad?
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ALICIA: Yeah.
Right.
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Sorry.
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KAYLYN: He must be close.
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MAX: Guys, we need to find him.
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NOODLES: Um, but you're
forgetting his advice.
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He said to stay put.
BRYAN: Don't wander.
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That's an amateur move
that just causes more trouble.
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MAX: That's only if you're lost,
which we're not.
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He is.
And he hasn't stayed put.
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We need to go.
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KAYLYN: Okay,
what should we do?
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NOODLES: I'll track him
old school.
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The key is to let
nature do the talking.
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This'll make things easier.
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ALICIA: A placemat from
where we had lunch?
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Really?
NOODLES: Yeah.
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
Let's split up.
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I'll go with Noodles.
Max, go with Alicia.
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We can cover more
distance that way.
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ALICIA: But what
if we get lost?
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KAYLYN: We could use
my mood scrunchies.
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ALICIA: Mood scrunchies?
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KAYLYN: Yeah, I wear different
colours for different moods.
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Yellow is happy.
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Pink is‐‐
NOODLES: Great!
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We'll put these on trees
every 100 feet or so.
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ALICIA: Okay.
You guys head north,
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and we'll take
the other path.
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KAYLYN: Alright, nature boy.
Lead the way.
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NOODLES: On an adventure we go.
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MAX: What are you doing?
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HELEN: Mmm...
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[text message tone]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
252
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[text message tone]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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KAYLYN: I can't believe
this is happening.
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All I wanted was
for us to have fun
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and get back on
track creatively.
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NOODLES: Uh‐huh.
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KAYLYN: Shouldn't we
stay on the trail?
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NOODLES: I know what I'm doing.
Don't worry.
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[sniffs]
KAYLYN: What are you doing?
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NOODLES: This way!
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00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:52,485
KAYLYN: Ew, Noodles!
Is that...
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On second thought,
I really don't want to know.
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♪
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MAX: Is this really necessary?
268
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ALICIA: We've got
a better chance
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of finding your dad this way.
MAX: What way?
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ALICIA: He's wearing
that step‐counting thing, right?
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MAX: Yeah.
272
00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,443
ALICIA: Those things
emit a Bluetooth signal.
273
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,442
This has a receiver.
274
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,484
It can pick up the signal
and lead us to him.
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00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,820
MAX: This is so brilliant!
276
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,315
ALICIA: I know, right?
[laughs]
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00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,617
MAX: But how
do we power it?
278
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:22,588
ALICIA: Pop the hood.
279
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:25,159
NOODLES: Is Mr. G.
right or left‐handed?
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00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,088
KAYLYN: Right.
I think.
281
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:29,003
NOODLES: This is
definitely his footprint.
282
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,955
KAYLYN: How could
you possibly know that?
283
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,174
NOODLES: 6'3",
200 pounds,
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favouring his right side.
285
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,641
KAYLYN: What are
you talking about?
286
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,136
NOODLES: He's holding a bag
of phones in his right hand,
287
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,709
so his footprint is slightly
deeper on the right side
288
00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,107
to compensate.
289
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,378
KAYLYN: Huh.
290
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,376
That actually
makes perfect sense.
291
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,780
NOODLES: This way!
292
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MAX: Any hits?
ALICIA: Nothing yet.
293
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,185
But if he's within range,
we'll find him.
294
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,058
MAX: Yeah, I'm starting
to get worried.
295
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,686
ALICIA: Your dad's
going to be fine.
296
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:00,592
MAX: We should
invent something
297
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,963
that finds lost people
in the woods.
298
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,672
ALICIA: Yeah,
like bread crumbs.
299
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,725
But not bread crumbs.
300
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:10,674
MAX: Maybe a glowing
disk that floats?
301
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,470
It could lead you anywhere,
even in the dark.
302
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,043
Or what about a...
really powerful light
303
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,542
that projects a position...
304
00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,584
ALICIA: Blasts your
coordinates into the sky.
305
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,809
Like the bat signal,
but for camping.
306
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,224
MAX: This is good stuff.
307
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,416
We should get lost
in the woods more often.
308
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,389
ALICIA: Ooh!
MAX: [spits]
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00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,218
ALICIA: No...
No...
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00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,433
Mm‐mn!
Guh...
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00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,355
NOODLES: Ah, the
juniperus communis,
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00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,000
native to the eastern regions.
313
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:38,425
KAYLYN: Who are you?
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NOODLES: An edible
berry, I believe.
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00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:47,105
Nope...
[spits]
316
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,406
That's gross!
317
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,708
KAYLYN: [laughs]
NOODLES: [spits]
318
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,050
KAYLYN: My tablet!
319
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,505
Max's dad has been here!
320
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,184
Wait.
You led us here.
321
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,423
So you actually
know what you're doing?
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00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,889
NOODLES: I guess so.
323
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,388
KAYLYN: How?
324
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,589
NOODLES: I watch a lot of
"The Survivor Bro" online.
325
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,462
Mostly to watch him
eat bugs and rodents,
326
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,130
but I guess I picked up
a few things.
327
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:11,458
[both laugh]
KAYLYN: Awesome.
328
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:14,474
What is this?
329
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,137
BRYAN: Alright, whoever‐‐
whoever finds this,
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00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,906
there are four kids
back at the campsite.
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00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,135
Just tell them I'm a little‐‐
I'm a little lost,
332
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,110
a little off course,
but, uh...
333
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:26,209
Kids, if you find this,
334
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,152
don't come looking for me.
335
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,978
Wait, if you found this,
you probably already
336
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,424
are looking for me.
So, go back.
337
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,560
No.
Wait, wait.
338
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,915
Just stay put.
Stay put.
339
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:42,163
Or...
Or, uh... uh...
340
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:46,301
NOODLES: Now what?
341
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,869
ALICIA: As bad as it is that
your dad's lost, and that's bad,
342
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,799
at least we don't have
to do any more lame
343
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,414
team‐building exercises.
344
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,836
MAX: Yeah, so lame.
345
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,481
ALICIA: So lame.
346
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,507
MAX: Actually...
ALICIA: I know, right?
347
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:03,082
Not that bad!
MAX: Yeah, who knew?
348
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,792
ALICIA: Hey,
I'm getting a signal!
349
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,485
It could be your dad.
350
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,157
MAX: Really?
ALICIA: Yeah.
351
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,656
This thing really works!
352
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,088
MAX: Dad?
353
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:17,003
HELEN: Oh!
[exhales]
354
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:18,696
Okay!
355
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,998
Mom's dry cleaning delivery
to the rescue.
356
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,001
CHELSEA: Thanks, Mom!
[laughs]
357
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,713
Oh... you brought
that shirt?
358
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,506
HELEN: What?
It's a uniform.
359
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,478
They're all the same.
CHELSEA: Mm, no.
360
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,206
This one hangs short and has
a weird twist in the collar.
361
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,012
HELEN: Oh, I'm so sorry
that I walked all the way
362
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,424
across town with
the wrong uniform.
363
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,377
Would you like me to go back
and return with some options?
364
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:42,018
CHELSEA: Yeah,
that would be amazing...
365
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,361
I mean, that's perfect.
366
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,526
HELEN: Okay.
Well, uh, if you think so.
367
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,296
CHELSEA: Thanks, Mom.
368
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:53,865
HELEN: Off I go.
369
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,366
KAYLYN: What are
you doing now?
370
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,239
NOODLES: Yeah, Mr. G.
went this way.
371
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:01,067
KAYLYN: You can tell that
just by chewing a stick?
372
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:05,144
NOODLES: Look!
KAYLYN: A phone!
373
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,684
NOODLES: There's another video!
Play it!
374
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,080
BRYAN: [whispers] I sense
something is stalking me.
375
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:15,154
I can feel it watching
me through the bushes.
376
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,994
Clearly it's a beast
that sees me as easy prey,
377
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:22,230
so I've gotta keep moving.
378
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,728
NOODLES: You hear that?
[crow calls]
379
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,370
KAYLYN: I think so, yeah!
380
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,166
NOODLES: Play dead.
Play dead, play dead...
381
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,899
ALICIA: Whoa, whoa, whoa...
MAX: What?
382
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,414
ALICIA: I've got another hit.
383
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,936
MAX: Really?
ALICIA: Yeah.
384
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,241
It's getting stronger.
Look.
385
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,354
MAX: I've never seen
Dad move that quick.
386
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,776
ALICIA: Come on, this way.
387
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:46,552
♪
388
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,622
♪
389
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,461
HELEN: No!
390
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:54,926
Oh, you've got to
be kidding me.
391
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,597
[sighs]
392
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:02,267
♪
393
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,138
ALICIA: What are
you guys doing here?
394
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,767
KAYLYN: Turns out Noodles
knows how to track people
395
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,142
in the woods.
MAX: Really?
396
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,910
NOODLES: It's not
rocket science, guys.
397
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,438
Anyway, the trail
goes cold here.
398
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,583
I lost the scent.
How'd you find us?
399
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,278
MAX: Alicia destroyed the car
but built an amazing
400
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,750
Bluetooth GPS tracker.
401
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,278
ALICIA: It is pretty amazing.
402
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,453
KAYLYN: Seriously?
Can I see?
403
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,252
NOODLES: Whoa!
How'd you modify the GPS
404
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,764
mapping app?
ALICIA: Easy.
405
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,385
I reconfigged the system's OS,
which was a joke.
406
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,061
KAYLYN: And you had to
figure out how to adapt...
407
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,459
MAX: Guys!
Can we geek out later?!
408
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,731
We need to find my dad!
409
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,170
ALICIA: Well, we're
right above the signal now.
410
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,266
He should be here.
411
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,497
KAYLYN: You must've gotten
a hit from the phones
412
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,602
we've collected along the way.
MAX: What phones?
413
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,874
NOODLES: Ours.
414
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,507
Your dad's been leaving
video messages on them.
415
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:46,808
MAX: Like that?
KAYLYN: Yeah!
416
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:48,283
NOODLES: Play the video.
417
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,121
BRYAN: Good news,
bad news, kids.
418
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,116
What do you want to hear first?
ALL: Good news!
419
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,959
BRYAN: Bad news is
I'm out of sesame snacks.
420
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,985
Also, there's
a bear hunting me.
421
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:03,661
The good news is I finally
cracked 10,000 steps. [laughs]
422
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,373
So in your face, Helen!
[laughs]
423
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,835
Yeah, I got it right here
on my step... counter.
424
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,436
Oh...
425
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,337
I must have lost it when
I was climbing that rock face.
426
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:14,369
NOODLES: What rock face?
427
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:15,808
BRYAN: If I don't
make it out of here,
428
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,508
just tell your mom...
429
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,281
the Wi‐Fi passcode
is "madhouse55."
430
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,050
MAX: Come on, Dad.
[fast‐forward sounds]
431
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,049
BRYAN: You're gonna
want to put one...
432
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,951
one part oil into seven
parts gas in the lawnmower.
433
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,494
ALL: [exasperated sighs]
434
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,889
[fast‐forward sounds]
435
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,394
BRYAN: Right, I'm gonna try to
head north and hopefully,
436
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,403
when I do, I'm gonna
be able to meet up...
437
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,725
[twigs snapping]
BRYAN: Whoa, what was that?
438
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,501
MAX: Dad?
439
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,470
NOODLES: Oh, man.
That's not good.
440
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:44,538
KAYLYN: He could be anywhere.
441
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,007
ALICIA: We're never
gonna find him.
442
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,505
MAX: Guys!
You are not helping!
443
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,408
NOODLES: Uh, sorry.
I'm sure we'll find him.
444
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,809
KAYLYN: Yeah,
he'll be fine.
445
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,833
MAX: Guys, it's
gonna get dark soon.
446
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,398
We need to find my dad.
447
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,156
KAYLYN: Max, it's okay.
We can do this.
448
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,704
NOODLES: Yeah.
We've come this far.
449
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:14,729
[beeping sound]
450
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,995
ALICIA: Weird.
I'm getting another hit.
451
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,073
Could be your dad's
pedometer.
452
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,811
NOODLES: Maybe he left it
around here somewhere?
453
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,706
ALICIA: I can't
place exactly where,
454
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,208
but I can sync with it
and download the info
455
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,051
to count his steps.
MAX: Huh...
456
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,076
That's really smart.
NOODLES: Okay.
457
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:32,521
We can't tell which way
is north, but look here...
458
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,988
MAX: Moss!
459
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,716
BRYAN: Moss grows on
the north side of the tree.
460
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,262
ALICIA: Okay.
Look at this.
461
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:42,157
He's taken 3,000 steps
since he last stopped.
462
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:44,501
NOODLES: I've been putting rough
markers where we think he was.
463
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:48,297
Xs here, here, here, here,
here, and now here.
464
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:52,271
Based on his number of steps,
that puts him about... here.
465
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:53,841
MAX: Dad's been doing
everything wrong!
466
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,209
Not staying put, running
away from bears, and...
467
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,408
KAYLYN: He's going
in a big circle.
468
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,951
ALICIA: Let's assume he'll
keep making wrong decisions
469
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,917
and continue this circle
and head right back here.
470
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,247
NOODLES: That's our campsite.
471
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,752
KAYLYN: I vote we
all go back to camp.
472
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,193
All in favour, say aye!
473
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,688
Aye!
ALICIA: Aye.
474
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,390
NOODLES: Aye.
475
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:14,361
KAYLYN: Max?
476
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,860
MAX: Sorry, Dad.
Gotta follow my instincts.
477
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,132
Aye!
478
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:23,241
♪
479
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:26,605
♪
480
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,106
HELEN: [tired sigh]
481
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,678
Oh, didn't feel as far
the first time.
482
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,076
HELEN: [exhales]
483
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,921
CHELSEA: You're the best, Mom!
HELEN: Hoo!
484
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,287
♪
485
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,817
MAX: So much for my instincts.
486
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,462
ALICIA: Maybe your dad's
not as clueless as we thought.
487
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,828
BRYAN: Help!
Somebody help me!
488
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,297
NOODLES: I can hear him!
MAX: Dad?
489
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,955
KAYLYN: Mr. Graham!
Mr. Graham!
490
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,304
BRYAN: You guys!
Oh, you're safe!
491
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,640
Oh, thank goodness
you guys stayed put.
492
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,396
It's treacherous out there.
493
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:00,644
MAX: Dad, we found our phones
and saw your videos.
494
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,780
Are you okay?
BRYAN: A‐ha!
495
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,746
So my little plan worked.
496
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,245
Brought you guys
together as a team;
497
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,976
you found a way back here.
That's...
498
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,751
I'm impressed!
[laughs]
499
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,090
KAYLYN: You're saying
that you faked being lost?
500
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,115
ALICIA: So we'd go
looking for you?
501
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,191
BRYAN: That's...
that's right.
502
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,258
I faked it!
503
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,356
ALICIA: [laughs] Can I
please get my phone back?
504
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,158
BRYAN: Uh, yes...
505
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,930
So... um,
my apologies...
506
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,700
I tried to crack open
a walnut with it,
507
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,669
so... I'm gonna
have to replace it.
508
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,498
ALICIA: No, no.
I'm pretty sure we're even.
509
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,674
BRYAN: Oh?
ALICIA: I borrowed some...
510
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,283
car.
511
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,335
BRYAN: Okay, I'm too tired
and hungry to even know
512
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,954
what that's all about.
So what do you say
513
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,005
we cook up some dinner,
roast a few marshmallows,
514
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,554
and we head back
tomorrow morning?
515
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,179
KIDS: Yeah!
BRYAN: Sing a few songs...
516
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,454
KIDS: No!
517
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,393
HELEN: Hey, Zeke!
518
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,059
Can I get that, uh,
step‐counter thingy?
519
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,059
ZEKE: Sure.
520
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,230
HELEN: [exhales]
Thank you so much for this.
521
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,598
So, did you have
a busy weekend?
522
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,731
ZEKE: I went on an adventure,
checked out some caves,
523
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,203
and I, uh,
found a new canyon.
524
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,571
HELEN: Really?
525
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,009
A canyon?
Double great!
526
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,305
ZEKE: Then I mapped
the forest of Zeldogem,
527
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:12,077
and then I killed a dragon
with a magic hammer.
528
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,378
Stuff like that.
529
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,019
HELEN: Wait.
Let me see this.
530
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:19,915
Oh...
87 steps.
531
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,489
All weekend.
532
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,157
So, those caves
and canyons were...
533
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,556
ZEKE: Online gaming.
534
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,688
HELEN: Of course.
535
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,703
Thanks, Zeke.
Thank you so much.
536
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,026
ZEKE: No prob.
537
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,371
HELEN: Hey!
[horn honks]
538
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,096
♪
539
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:40,273
HELEN: Hey, guys!
KAYLYN: Hey!
540
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,012
MAX: Mom!
Dad pretended to get lost!
541
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,078
NOODLES: It was so fun!
We tracked him!
542
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,507
KAYLYN: Noodles tracked him.
543
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,512
It was like a next‐level
corporate retreat.
544
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,954
ALICIA: So cool!
545
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,049
HELEN: Wow!
That's great.
546
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,421
NOODLES: Come on.
Let's go.
547
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,719
KAYLYN: I still can't
believe you know how
548
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,920
to track people,
Noodles!
549
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,921
HELEN: Uh...
"pretended" to be lost?
550
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,234
BRYAN: I was so, so lost.
551
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,257
HELEN: Oh!
Well...
552
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,431
I'm very happy you're okay.
553
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,700
Also, um, how many
steps did you get?
554
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,329
BRYAN: Uh, I don't know.
555
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:09,974
12,000, last I checked,
556
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,539
but I lost the device
when I climbed a cliff
557
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,738
to get away from a bear
that turned out to be a rabbit.
558
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:15,980
HELEN: So you lost it?
BRYAN: Yeah?
559
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,735
HELEN: So, zero?
BRYAN: Yeah, I guess.
560
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,914
HELEN: 87.
561
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,082
I win!
Woo!
562
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,121
I win!
I win!
563
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,316
I win!
564
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,447
I win!
BRYAN: Congratulations.
565
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,163
I'm just...
happy to be alive.
566
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,015
HELEN: Me too!
567
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,092
Yeah, that is also
why I'm so happy.
568
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,461
Mm‐hm.
569
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:34,929
BRYAN: I will
get you next time.
570
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:35,927
HELEN: Woo!
571
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,966
ZEKE: So, how'd it go?
572
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,425
MAX: You missed
all the fun, Zeke.
573
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,073
ALICIA: Yeah,
it was awesome!
574
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,598
ZEKE: And none of
your sleeping bags
575
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:48,743
were infested with dermaptera?
576
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,711
KAYLYN: What's that now?
577
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,108
ZEKE: More commonly
known as the earwig.
578
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,911
NOODLES: I don't think so.
I don't see any.
579
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,213
ZEKE: Of course not.
580
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,154
Their eggs are invisible
to the human eye.
581
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,319
ALICIA: Eggs?
582
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,887
KAYLYN: And what
do they do, exactly?
583
00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:04,616
ZEKE: Let's just say they don't
call them earwigs for nothing.
584
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,493
KAYLYN: What?
MAX: What does...
585
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,232
[laughs nervously]
What does that mean?
586
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,497
ZEKE: See ya, guys.
587
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:10,995
ALICIA: Ah...
NOODLES: What?
588
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,466
ALICIA: There are
eggs in my hair!
589
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,425
MAX: It's disgusting!
It's all over the place!
590
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,344
KAYLYN: Gross!
ALICIA: I feel it crawling!
591
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,737
NOODLES: I think
I feel it in my brain!
592
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,909
KAYLYN: Someone get it out!
Get it out!
593
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:25,537
♪
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