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ALICIA: ...which,
yes, was a failure,
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but one I'm confident can
be fixed in version 2.0.
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I think I've got a few
more kinks to work out
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before I can successfully
mod fidget spinners
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to braid hair.
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MAX: All right,
well...
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Do we have any other
business to attend to?
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NOODLES: Well, in five months
and seven days,
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you have a birthday, Max.
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And in four months
and three days,
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Alicia has a birthday.
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ALICIA: How do you
know my birthday?
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NOODLES: And in just
four days and seven hours...
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KAYLYN: [groans]
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NOODLES: ...Kaylyn
has a birthday!
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MAX: Oh, yeah !
It's almost your birthday.
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What would you like to do?
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KAYLYN: What would I like
to do for my birthday?
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What I would like to do is
catch up on my 20‐year plan.
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I'm already two years behind,
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and I haven't done
anything I said I'd do
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before I turned 13.
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MAX: You've done
so much, Kaylyn.
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KAYLYN: Really?
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I haven't started
my Fortune 500 company.
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I haven't been in any
"20 under 20" lists,
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and I haven't even started
building my media empire.
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NOODLES: Then what
about your podcast?
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KAYLYN: I've only
got three listeners.
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And they're you guys.
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Wait, that means Zeke
doesn't even listen.
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ZEKE: There's only
so much time in a day.
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MAX: You should check it out,
Zeke, it's a great podcast.
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ZEKE: Really?
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What was this week's topic?
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Anyone?
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ALICIA: [laughs]
Oh, it was‐‐ it was great.
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The topic was...
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KAYLYN: Correction.
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I have zero listeners.
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ALICIA: We've been
very busy, Kaylyn.
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I have it saved
right here on my phone.
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KAYLYN: Seriously,
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I'm turning the big
"1‐3" next week,
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but it's gonna be more
like the big "1‐4."
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One for the books.
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The fail books!
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And what would I like
to do for my birthday?
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Not be on the cover
of a fail book!
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MAX: So do you want cake...
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or ice cream?
KAYLYN: [groans]
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NOODLES: I think what Kaylyn's
trying to say is she wants
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both cake and ice cream!
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KAYLYN: [groans]
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♪
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♪
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NOODLES: Trust me, one sip
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of the Noodles Special
milkshake here,
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and all your worries
will evaporate.
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CHELSEA: Okay.
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I have two quad‐fudge‐banana
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extra‐cherry milkshakes,
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and a very, very special
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almost‐your birthday cupcake...
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KAYLYN: [groans]
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CHELSEA: ...for
the birthday girl.
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Kaylyn, I'm sensing
you're not that excited
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for this birthday.
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KAYLYN: [groans]
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NOODLES: I'll translate.
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Kaylyn feels she's
not as accomplished
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as she should be at
this point in her life,
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so she's not very thrilled
about the upcoming anniversary
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of her birth.
KAYLYN: [groans]
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NOODLES: She's also worried her
current resume won't impress
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the admissions offices
of the colleges
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she's planning to apply.
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KAYLYN: I'm a washed‐up loser!
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[groans]
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NOODLES: But she's very
thankful for the cupcake,
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and hopes you don't take
her face being smushed
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into the table
as her being rude.
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CHELSEA: Well, I have friends
that work for this awesome
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non‐profit that does
cool work rescuing animals.
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They need volunteers
all the time.
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KAYLYN: A non‐profit would
look great on my resume.
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CHELSEA: You want
me to hook you up?
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KAYLYN: Yes!
NOODLES: She will consider it.
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CHELSEA: Cool, I'll give them
a call during my break,
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and I'll text you the info.
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KAYLYN: Thank you
so much, Chelsea.
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NOODLES: She says
"Thank you, Chelsea."
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CHELSEA: No sweat.
Happy to help.
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NOODLES: [slurps]
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Woohoo!
Brain freeze.
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[slurps]
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Double brain freeze!
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♪
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KAYLYN: Max, your
sister is so cool.
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NOODLES: And dreamy.
KAYLYN: And smart.
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ALICIA: Yeah, seriously.
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I wish I had a cool
big sister like you.
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Someone to help me out
and give me advice.
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Maybe I can have her...
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MAX: That's a weird thing
to just say out loud.
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ALICIA: Or is it?
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MAX: Yes.
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KAYLYN: So, what's your idea?
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NOODLES: Just gonna
take some of these.
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ALICIA: "Big Sis."
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A digital big sister app
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that gives you advice
in real‐time.
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MAX: Why?
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There's already tons
of digital assistants.
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ALICIA: Those other ones
just give you directions
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or help you figure out
where the best tacos are.
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NOODLES: Everyone already knows
the best tacos are at El Cheapo.
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KAYLYN: [laughs] I think
you mean Guac This Way.
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ALICIA: The best tacos
are Mexcellente,
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and I'm not having
this argument again!
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But we're getting off track.
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MAX: Big Sis would give
you personal advice.
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Like a real big sister would.
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KAYLYN: Whoa.
That would be so cool.
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MAX: Yeah!
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Also, the best taco place is
at Nacho Granddad's Tacos.
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NOODLES: Ew!
That's disgusting!
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Are you kidding me?
I'm just disappointed.
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[text sound]
KAYLYN: Oh.
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Chelsea said she can get me
into that animal rescue!
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This is perfect!
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KAYLYN: I'll save some animals,
get into Harvard,
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and be tennis partners
with Beyonce in no time!
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MAX: But, Big Sis app?
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KAYLYN: Sounds great!
I'm totally into it.
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I'll see you guys later.
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ALICIA: Well, what
do you guys think?
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NOODLES: I think
Beyonce's tennis partner
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is probably Jay‐Z.
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Maybe Solange.
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ALICIA: I meant about
the Big Sis app.
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MAX: I love it!
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We could ask whatever
questions we have.
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NOODLES: Yeah, like...
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I could ask Big Sis
if this is the summer
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I rock a man bun.
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MAX: Or I could ask Big Sis
how to tell my friend
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he'd look terrible
in a man bun.
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ZEKE: Here's a better question.
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Since we haven't met
people from the future,
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does that mean time travel
will never be invented?
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NOODLES: Whoa, Zeke.
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That's really deep!
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ZEKE: Yes, I'm very
philosophical.
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Oh, and the best tacos
are at Ready or Nacho,
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and you all know it.
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♪
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♪
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ANDERS: You must be Kaylyn!
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I'm Anders.
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We are so psyched
you decided to join us!
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KAYLYN: Thank you.
I'm excited to learn
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everything I can here.
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ANDERS: Oh, shut up!
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That is so cute!
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You sound like a little
Wall Street exec.
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with your little suit!
[laughs] I can't even !
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Hang on,
I gotta 'gram this.
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This is gold!
Get in, get in, get in.
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Aw, honestly,
you could be a meme.
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Oh, I'm gonna caption this
"Little lady, big business."
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And, shared with
10 million people.
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KAYLYN: Whoa, seriously?
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ANDERS: Social media is
a big part of our business.
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Check this out.
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People see us looking cool,
they share our content,
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they donate more money,
we save more animals.
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KAYLYN: Oh, really?
ANDERS: Sure, Miss Thing!
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This pic of you
just helped us build
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a habitat for
homeless possums.
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KAYLYN: Cool!
ANDERS: I know, right?
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KAYLYN: Well, I'm excited
to get started.
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ANDERS: Come on.
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ANDERS: This is your desk!
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KAYLYN: No way!
I get my own desk?
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ANDERS: Apologies
for the grey theme.
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I wanted to re‐do
this part of the office
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but instead used
the money to teach
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orphan baby seals how to swim.
KAYLYN: Aw.
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ANDERS: Yeah, super aw.
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We filmed it,
Mike Myers shared it,
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and now we're
swimmin' in likes.
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KAYLYN: Ooh.
He sounds famous.
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ANDERS: He... he was.
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Okay, so there is a script and
a call sheet next to the phone.
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KAYLYN: Phone?
ANDERS: Ugh, I know, right?
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You'll be talking to people
who don't use social media.
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You know, old people.
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KAYLYN: Oh.
I just thought maybe
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I'd be out on animal
rescue missions.
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ANDERS: Oh, totally.
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We'll for sure get
you in the field soon.
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I mean, a photo with you
and some baby ducks?
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That has some serious
viral potential!
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It's just that I gotta be fair
to everyone and blah‐blah‐blah.
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So everybody starts off
doing the cold calls.
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Even I did!
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KAYLYN: Oh, I get it.
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I'm happy to contribute
however I can.
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Plus, I'm great
on the phone.
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I've mastered a calm
yet persuasive tone.
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ANDERS: [chuckles]
Hit me with it.
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KAYLYN: [deep voice] I would
appreciate it if someone
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would get me a pizza.
ANDERS: [laughs] Chills!
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I got chills!
You are awesome!
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Hey, if you have
any questions,
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feel free to ask Tina,
all right?
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Bye!
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KAYLYN: Hi, Tina!
It's nice to meet you.
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Okay, then.
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♪
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KAYLYN: Maybe we
can talk at lunch?
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ALICIA: Okay...
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We are going to ask you
some big‐sister‐type questions
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and record your answers.
CHELSEA: Sounds easy.
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ALICIA: The program I wrote
will analyze your responses
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and synthesize advice
just like yours.
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CHELSEA: Cool!
ALICIA: I know, right?
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Okay.
Let's start with the questions.
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MAX: How can I get
my mom to stop
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organizing my underwear drawer?
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CHELSEA: Ask her.
MAX: Of course!
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ALICIA: How do I convince my mom
to let me get my ears pierced?
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CHELSEA: Tell her you wanna
get your nose pierced,
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and then she'll definitely
compromise for ears.
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ALICIA: Oh, that's smart!
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MAX: How can I get out of taking
a shower every single day?
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CHELSEA: Ew!
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Um, okay...
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Take a few
hour‐long showers,
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run up the water bill,
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and after that, Dad will beg
you to take a few days off.
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MAX: This is great!
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CHELSEA: What can I say?
I'm wise!
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BIG SIS APP: How can I help?
Big Sis is listening...
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CHELSEA: Cool!
[laughs]
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A little weird for me,
but cool.
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How does it work?
MAX: Ask it a question.
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CHELSEA: Big Sis, how do
I get my dad to stop buying
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almond milk and go back to
buying regular milk?
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ALICIA: Good question.
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BIG SIS APP: Casually mention
that the nutrients in milk
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prevent hair loss.
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CHELSEA: Good answer.
And true!
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Pretty sure I learned that
in bio‐chem last year.
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Or maybe it was
a beauty vlogger.
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Either way, I'm really
impressed, guys.
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This is amazing!
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MAX: So, do we have your
blessing to launch it?
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CHELSEA: Sure.
It feels good knowing
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that while I'll be stuck
serving sandwiches,
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I'll also be helping
people all over the world.
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NOODLES: It's like
you're a superhero,
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but for feelings...
and without a cape.
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Unless we get you a cape!
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Guys, can we get capes?
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BIG SIS APP: I do not
recommend getting capes!
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♪
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KAYLYN: Yes, ma'am.
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For less than a cup
of coffee today,
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you can help protect
endangered species.
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No, you don't have
to give up drinking coffee,
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I just meant...
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I'm sure you're a monster
without your coffee, but...
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Okay, thank you.
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She had a Frappuccino craving
and had to jump off.
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MAX: So, it's going well?
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KAYLYN: Yeah, Anders is great,
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although he's not
here that much.
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This morning he had to leave for
some kind of snake emergency?
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MAX: Like someone got
attacked by a snake,
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or he had to save a snake?
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KAYLYN: Uh...
Yes?
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MAX: Gotcha.
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Hey, do you wanna
see the Big Sis App?
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We just got it approved
in the app store.
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
Whoa, no way!
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That was fast!
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MAX: I know, right?
Check it out.
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BIG SIS APP: How can I help?
Big Sis is listening.
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KAYLYN: Ooh!
Let me try!
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Hey, Big Sis...
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00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,155
How do I convince my mom
to up my allowance?
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00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,934
BIG SIS APP: Watch a
really sad movie with her.
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00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,102
Once you get to
a really cry‐ey part,
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tell her how much you value her
and then go in for the kill.
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KAYLYN: Whoa, ruthless.
But good advice.
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00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,010
Let's try another.
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00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,709
Hey, Big Sis.
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00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,881
How do I get more people to
donate to Saved by the Beluga?
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BIG SIS APP: You can't know
what anybody wants
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00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,106
if you don't listen to them.
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00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,747
KAYLYN: Hey, not bad.
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If I want more people to help,
I need to know what they want.
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00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,948
Thanks, Big Sis.
BIG SIS APP: No problemo.
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KAYLYN: That's great.
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00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,085
Sounds like you guys
are crushing it without me.
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00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,564
MAX: Oh yeah, sure,
you know, but..
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if you're bored here or
whatever, you could just...
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KAYLYN: No!
I'm crushing it too.
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We're all crushing it!
MAX: Yeah.
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KAYLYN: Yeah.
MAX: I guess.
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KAYLYN: I... I guess
I better get back to it.
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MAX: Yeah, maybe
I'll see you later?
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KAYLYN: For sure.
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I want to meet the goal
I made for me today.
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I have a lot of
phone calls to make.
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Soap for baby ducks
doesn't pay for itself.
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MAX: Okay.
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See you.
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00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,118
TINA: Hey, Big Sis.
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How do I know
if my cats just
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aren't that into me?
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♪
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NOODLES: I know 151 users
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00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,132
doesn't seem like
a lot of traffic,
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00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,998
but this is really good.
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00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,266
ALICIA: We've only been
online for about a week.
329
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,235
We haven't advertised it,
and somehow
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00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,744
people are discovering
it on their own.
331
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,146
This is really,
really good, you guys!
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MAX: I knew it was
just a matter of time
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00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,817
before we had a hit
on our hands!
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00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:33,849
That's why I've
been saving... this.
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00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,986
[blows dust off]
ZEKE: Dusty juice?
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00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:37,662
MAX: You say
"dusty juice," I say
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00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:42,860
vintage 1998 bottle of Chateau
de Fake Orange Sparkling Soda.
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00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,255
ALICIA: Is... that a thing?
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00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,167
MAX: It's a thing I got
on our family vacation
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00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,929
to France three years ago.
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00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:49,997
I've been saving it
for a special occasion.
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00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,166
Six bucks a bottle.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,965
NOODLES: [whistles]
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MAX: I guess this is the special
occasion I've been waiting for.
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ALICIA: Do you want
me to open that?
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00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,182
MAX: I got it.
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00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,123
ALICIA: Well, you should
probably point it away
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00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,718
from the server, so...
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00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,020
NOODLES: What?!
Whoa!
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00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,122
ALICIA: ...that
doesn't happen!
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00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,193
MAX: What?
ALICIA: No, no, no!
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00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,792
MAX: I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry, guys!
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00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,134
ALICIA: It's fried!
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00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,061
I can't get the Big Sis
server to reboot.
355
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,327
ALICIA: But the request
server is still live,
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00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,996
and now we've got
questions coming in
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00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,795
and nothing to answer them.
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We need to shut it down.
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00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,044
MAX: No!
We can't!
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00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,012
If we shut it down,
we'll lose all our momentum!
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00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,081
ALICIA: But how are we going
to answer the questions?
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00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:30,979
MAX: Uh...
NOODLES: Okay, uh...
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00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,080
'Kay, what would Kaylyn do?
MAX: Yeah!
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00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,812
NOODLES: Uh...
Oh...
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00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,317
We could answer
the questions manually
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00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,879
until you get
the server back up!
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00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:38,887
MAX: That sounds like
the opposite of what
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00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,088
Kaylyn would do!
NOODLES: It's still a good idea!
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00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,020
How hard could it be
to give good advice?
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00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,986
MAX: Uh, Noodles, no.
NOODLES: Just watch and learn.
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00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,155
Um, "Big Sis, how do I get
out of eating my vegetables?"
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00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,195
Uh, offer to carry
the veggies to the table
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and then "accidentally"
drop them
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00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:58,004
when you fake an intense
vision from the future.
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00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,367
ALICIA: Is that good advice?
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00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,765
MAX: Yeah, it's great.
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00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,777
You know, if I was my mom,
I'd at least wanna hear
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00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,239
about the vision
from the future, so...
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00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,918
NOODLES: "Big Sis, how do I tell
my friend that he smells bad?"
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00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,248
It would be easier if
you don't do it to their face.
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00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,115
Uh, try a text.
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00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,363
Or skywriting.
383
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:19,359
Or several billboards.
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00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,632
I am killing this!
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00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,930
MAX: I'm not sure I'd love to
hear I have BO from a billboard.
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00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,063
But it's working.
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00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:29,198
NOODLES: "Big Sis, I'm in a rut
in life, what do I do?"
388
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,635
Uh, what...?
389
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:35,040
Ah!
Uh...
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00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,884
Have you considered
getting bangs?
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00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,050
They really frame the face.
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00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,819
MAX: Everything is fine.
It's all fine.
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00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:47,419
ZEKE: You might want to spray
some more juice on that.
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00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,793
ALICIA: I got this.
395
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:53,231
[spraying sounds]
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00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,529
NOODLES: Nice one.
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00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,138
KAYLYN: Excuse me,
Mrs. Whalen...
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00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,438
TINA: "Mrs. Whalen"
sounds so formal.
399
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,440
Please, call me "Tina."
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00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,183
KAYLYN: Okay, Tina.
401
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:09,978
TINA: You know what?
402
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:13,009
That sounds really
disrespectful.
403
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,275
KAYLYN: All right,
Mrs. Tina.
404
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:17,083
So, I've been taking notes on
all the calls I've made today,
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00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,916
and I've noticed
some clear patterns.
406
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:21,021
I think with a few minor
tweaks to the script,
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00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,093
we could increase our...
TINA: Mrs. Kaylyn...
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00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,292
KAYLYN: Just Kaylyn.
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00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:27,063
TINA: I have no authority
to make changes in the script.
410
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,203
They just gave me my bathroom
key privileges back, so...
411
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,170
KAYLYN: What?
412
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,198
TINA: You're gonna have
to wait until Anders
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00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,403
gets back from China.
414
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,935
KAYLYN: But we could easily‐‐
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00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,209
TINA: Mrs. Kaylyn, please.
416
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:43,938
I have some very
important work to do.
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00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:48,146
So if you could
please leave me be...
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00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,221
KAYLYN: Wait, what did
you do in the bathroom?
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00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:56,460
♪
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00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,389
TINA: Hey, Big Sis.
421
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:02,834
What if my only dream
in life is to be a pony?
422
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,472
BIG SIS APP: Have you
considered getting bangs?
423
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,968
They really frame the face.
424
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,016
SHAUNA: It looks horrible!
425
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,924
MARK: Well, my app says
it's on fleek!
426
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,986
SHAUNA: Fleek is over.
Nobody says "fleek" anymore.
427
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,034
MARK: Well, not
according to my app.
428
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,129
SHAUNA: Okay, miss,
can you tell my boyfriend
429
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,161
how terrible his hair looks?
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00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,196
CHELSEA: Oh, um...
431
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,132
MARK: I don't need
a cool teen's opinion!
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00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,237
I already have the app!
433
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,298
Hmm!
CHELSEA: Wait.
434
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,206
The Big Sis App told you
435
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,439
that would look good on you?
436
00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,514
MARK: It said that
this cut would really
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00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,053
flatter my bone structure
and frame my face.
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00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:53,949
Does it not?
439
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,780
Does it not flatter
my bone structure?
440
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:02,286
CHELSEA: Did you
cut it yourself, or...?
441
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,391
MARK: I'm so sorry.
442
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,894
We should go home.
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00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:11,897
♪
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00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:17,101
♪
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00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,466
BIG SIS APP: How can I help?
Big Sis is listening.
446
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,506
NOODLES: Oh, uh,
if your girlfriend
447
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,312
hates your new haircut,
then you should just get...
448
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:27,845
shave your whole head!
449
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,320
And, send.
ALICIA: Noodles!
450
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,318
Stop telling people
to shave their heads!
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00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,190
NOODLES: Right, right, sorry!
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00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:36,489
Duh, I wish Kaylyn was here.
She'd have such good advice.
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00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,932
ZEKE: "I have to go to
the dentist tomorrow,
454
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,928
"but I'm scared."
455
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,260
You should be.
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00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,555
ALICIA: [groans]
Really, Zeke?
457
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,627
MAX: "Hey, Big Sis.
458
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:48,025
"What if I don't like my
internship and really miss
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00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:53,007
"working on stuff
with my friends?"
460
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,109
BIG SIS APP: I bet your
friends really miss you
461
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,981
and want you to come back.
462
00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,509
But maybe smooth things over
by bringing a gift.
463
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:05,376
Nacho Granddad's Tacos
makes the best tacos, FYI.
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00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,518
KAYLYN: Max?
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00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,255
KAYLYN: Bye, Mrs. Tina.
I'm outta here.
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00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:19,525
TINA: Bye, Mrs. Kaylyn.
I'll miss you.
467
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,335
♪
468
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:26,268
KAYLYN: Um...
469
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,105
Um...
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00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,440
MAX: "Hey Big Sis,
what's a good excuse
471
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,206
"for not having
my homework done?"
472
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,154
Okay.
This is easy.
473
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,850
MAX: Just tell a simple
little lie like...
474
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,392
the dog came
and took it and...
475
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,218
someone took the dog!
476
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:45,293
And you chased after them,
but you fell...
477
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,434
down a well!
478
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,430
But you got out.
479
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,433
NOODLES: Uh, people keep
asking why the Big Sis App
480
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,126
is giving such bad advice.
481
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,397
MAX: It's fine.
It's all fine.
482
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,906
ALICIA: Max, I think we're
creating more problems
483
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:00,909
than we're solving.
484
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,140
ZEKE: If you gaze long
enough into the abyss,
485
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,446
the abyss will
gaze back into you.
486
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,609
ALICIA: Exactly!
487
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,577
Zeke knows what
I'm talking about,
488
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,945
and I think we
should shut it down.
489
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,254
MAX: Okay, we can
handle this, okay?
490
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:14,515
What's the next question?
491
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,593
ZEKE: "How can I
spice up my marriage?"
492
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:17,922
MAX: Oh.
493
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,127
Um...
494
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,589
Cayenne pepper?
495
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,427
NOODLES: Shave your head!
496
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,932
CHELSEA: Hey, guys!
497
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,404
Is there something
wrong with the app?
498
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,072
I saw some
pretty weird stuff...
499
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,370
MAX: Uh, it's fine.
It's all fine.
500
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,343
Anyways, how would you
spice up a marriage?
501
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:35,112
CHELSEA: What?
ALICIA: [groans]
502
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,641
The Big Sis server crashed,
503
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,536
but the requests
keep coming in,
504
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,977
so they've been trying to give
the advice you would give.
505
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,283
CHELSEA: Ah...
506
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,524
Now, that explains
a lot of my day.
507
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,119
NOODLES: Now people are mad
we're giving such bad advice.
508
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,052
MAX: And I don't know
how to spice up a marriage!
509
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,957
NOODLES: And I keep telling
people to shave their head!
510
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,530
Oh!
I just did it again!
511
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,028
And he was asking
about movie times!
512
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,461
Please stop me.
513
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,295
CHELSEA: Can I give
you guys some advice?
514
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:02,230
ALICIA: Please.
CHELSEA: Shut it down.
515
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:05,468
You built something awesome,
and you should be proud.
516
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,974
But no computer can
give personal advice.
517
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,978
The advice I give to you
is different than the advice
518
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,080
I'd give to Noodles...
519
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,411
which is different from
the advice I'd give to Zeke.
520
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,047
ZEKE: Just to be clear,
I haven't asked for advice.
521
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,053
CHELSEA: My point is that
if you want to give something
522
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:24,656
the personal touch,
you gotta do it yourself.
523
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,690
MAX: She's right.
Shut 'er down.
524
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,257
CHELSEA: You wanna
know the truth?
525
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,125
I kind of missed being
the one giving all the big
526
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,333
sisterly advice around here.
527
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,074
MAX: Yeah,
and I missed getting it.
528
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,701
CHELSEA: Wanna get some
Thai food on this big sis?
529
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,667
MAX: Can we go to
Thai and Stop Me?
530
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,565
CHELSEA: Mmm.
I was thinking Beau Thai.
531
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,507
NOODLES: Thai Boat
is way better.
532
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,112
ALICIA: The best Thai food is at
Spring Rollin' with the Homies,
533
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,275
and I will fight you all!
534
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,353
NOODLES: I don't know...
535
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,350
Thai Boat is the only one
with a nautical theme.
536
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,722
CHELSEA: Beau Thai has class.
537
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,091
NOODLES: But they
call you "Captain"
538
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,049
and they bring your food
in a life preserver.
539
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,117
CHELSEA: We're
going to Beau Thai,
540
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,685
or I'm gonna
shave your head.
541
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,393
NOODLES: You know what?
542
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,325
Let's go to Beau Thai!
543
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:06,398
♪
544
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:10,002
♪
545
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,835
ALL: Surprise!
546
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,171
KAYLYN: What?!
You guys!
547
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,365
This is so great!
548
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:17,276
MAX: We knew you were nervous
about turning the big 1‐3,
549
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:20,279
so we decided to make
the day extra special.
550
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,012
KAYLYN: This is so sweet.
551
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,277
And honestly, I feel
good about turning 13.
552
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:26,887
I've done a lot of
really cool things,
553
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:29,159
and I know with you guys
I can do a lot more.
554
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,158
NOODLES: Whoa.
555
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,189
Is it just me, or do you
seem way more grown up?
556
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,385
ALICIA: Yeah, I can't
put my finger on it,
557
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:38,257
but there's something
about you...
558
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,367
KAYLYN: I'm just really happy
to be back with you all.
559
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,500
And I got bangs!
560
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,235
[laughter]
561
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:47,270
♪
562
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,536
[applause]
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