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KAYLYN: This place
is awesome!
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MAX: Look at this.
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There's a whole box
of dragon meal here!
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KAYLYN: Let me see that.
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It's just corned beef
and shredded newspaper.
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Fake.
MAX: Ew.
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I think I'd rather
eat dragon.
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KAYLYN: There's all kinds of
cool stuff here.
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Rubber brains...
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Light‐up pants?!
[laughs]
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MAX: Muscle‐arm pillows...
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Gloves...
with four fingers?
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KAYLYN: Noodles, why does
your uncle have so many...
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Noodles?
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KAYLYN: Max,
hold out your hand.
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[squirting sound]
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MAX: Ew!
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Gross!
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KAYLYN: Is it
a soap dispenser?
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MAX: Toothpaste.
KAYLYN: [laughs]
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MAX: Why would anyone want
toothpaste from a nose?
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NOODLES: [making donkey sounds]
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KAYLYN: Do you
have to do that
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every time we visit
the warehouse? [laughs]
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NOODLES: [snorting sounds]
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KAYLYN: [laughs] Okay,
quit horsing around.
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NOODLES: [donkey sound]
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[dog barking]
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MAX: Shh...
You hear that?
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[dog barking]
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UNCLE EDDIE: What on earth
do you want from me, Barney?
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NOODLES: Hey, Uncle Eddie.
UNCLE EDDIE: Oh, hi, guys.
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MAX: What's up with Barney?
UNCLE EDDIE: I dunno...
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He just keeps barking at me,
and I can't figure out why.
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BARNEY: [barks]
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KAYLYN: Maybe he wants a treat?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Well, I've
given him everything.
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Treats, walks, baths...
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Even a deep muscle back massage!
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MAX: Most people would just
call that "petting the dog."
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BARNEY: [barks]
UNCLE EDDIE: [sighs]
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If only I could understand what
on earth he's trying to say.
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NOODLES: [laughs]
What if you could?
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MAX: Noodles, you're a genius!
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KAYLYN: Did he just say
that you're a genius?
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NOODLES: I think he did.
[making donkey sounds]
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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MR. CUNNINGHAM: You know,
now that I'm retired...
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I just don't quite know
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what to do with my life.
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[laughs]
[dog barking]
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RECORDED VOICE: The world is
your oyster, Frank!
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Go where the wind takes you.
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MR. CUNNINGHAM: [laughs]
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You, my friend,
are wise beyond your years.
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♪
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MAX NARRATION: Mutt Chat!
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Changing the world,
bark after bark.
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MAX: Pretty incredible, right?
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NOODLES: I must have
Mutt Chat now.
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ZEKE: You don't
even have a dog.
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NOODLES: I'll get one!
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KAYLYN: Max, you know
I support your big ideas,
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but this... it's just
a bit too big.
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And by "a bit too big,"
I mean absolutely nuts.
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ALICIA: Researchers have
made a lot of progress
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in animal communication.
MAX: Yeah!
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They're talking to
dolphins now, Kaylyn.
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NOODLES: I can speak dolphin.
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[making high‐pitched sounds]
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MAX: See?
I believe that means "hi."
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ALICIA: Well, in theory,
it might be possible.
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There's tons of translation
software we can adapt.
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KAYLYN: Making a dog translator
would be so expensive!
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Wouldn't it?
ALICIA: Off the top of my head,
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I'd say we need at least
300 bucks for Bluetooths...
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or Blueteeth?
Bluetooths?
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ZEKE: It's Bluetooths.
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MAX: We could try crowdfunding.
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We've never done that before.
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NOODLES: Come on, Kaylyn!
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KAYLYN: Pet owners
are a huge market...
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I could market
the heck out of this.
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KIDS: Yes!
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NOODLES: [making
dolphin sounds]
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That means "yay."
KAYLYN: [laughs]
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♪
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NOODLES: Refresh...
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Refresh...
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Refresh...
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HELEN: Do you need to say
"refresh" every time?
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MAX: Our crowdfunding page
has been live for an hour
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and still nothing.
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NOODLES: I just shared it
with all my followers...
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The Noodles Army should be
kicking in any minute now.
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Refresh!
HELEN: Noodles!
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NOODLES: Sorry.
I'll be quieter.
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Refresh...
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Refresh.
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Seriously?
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Refresh...
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Refresh.
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MAX: Still nothing.
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How many people are
in the "Noodles Army"?
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NOODLES: 41 strong,
including nine non‐relatives.
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And only six of those are bots.
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Refresh.
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[dinging sound]
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NOODLES: Whoa.
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We just got a pledge...
We just got a pledge!
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MAX: 25 bucks!
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HELEN: Congratulations, boys.
That's great!
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MAX: I wonder who it was!
NOODLES: Yeah...
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HELEN: Yeah, too bad these
things are anonymous,
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aren't they?
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MAX: Not if you know
how to backsearch
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their embedded user ID,
and you should be able...
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Oh.
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Thanks, Mom.
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HELEN: You guys are
gonna get more pledges.
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I think it's a great idea.
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NOODLES: "Great" like
you'll bump that up to
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the $50 contribution tier?
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HELEN: Okay, don't push it.
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NOODLES: Refresh...
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Refresh...
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Refresh...
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HELEN: Refresh.
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♪
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NOODLES: So the only money
we raised was from Max's mom.
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MAX: It stinks, but...
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most crowdfunding projects
never reach...
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their goals.
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KAYLYN: Mutt Chat
was a great idea.
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But I guess we'll
have more, right?
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ALICIA: Guys,
we are fully funded.
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NOODLES: Wait, what?
MAX: Did you say "fully funded"?
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ALICIA: Well, not exactly.
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We've actually
surpassed our goal.
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NOODLES: We got more
than we asked for!
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MAX: This is great!
Mutt Chat's a go!
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KAYLYN: How did this happen?
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ZEKE: I linked the Mutt Chat
video to our crowdfunding site.
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ALICIA: No wonder
we got so much traffic.
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KAYLYN: Zeke,
that's so misleading!
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People will think we already
have a working Mutt Chat!
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ZEKE: Probably.
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Zeke out!
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MAX: Now we really need
to get this thing to work.
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And fast!
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NOODLES: And now
I can get a dog!
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KAYLYN: Yes, Max.
And no, Noodles...
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NOODLES: How about a dolphin?
[making dolphin sounds]
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KAYLYN: [imitating the sound]
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That means "no"!
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♪
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[ukulele playing]
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UNCLE EDDIE: So you
wanna borrow my dog
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to make a pet...
translator?
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NOODLES: Please, Uncle Eddie?
It's for science.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Well, I don't know.
I mean, I love you kids...
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and science, but we're kind of
in the middle of writing a song.
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NOODLES: You're writing
a song with... Barney?
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UNCLE EDDIE: Yeah, sure.
You ready, Barney?
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♪ I love Barney... ♪
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BARNEY: [barks]
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UNCLE EDDIE: ♪ He's my
best friend... ♪
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BARNEY: [barks]
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UNCLE EDDIE: ♪ It's Barney
and me together... ♪
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♪ Something, something... ♪
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That's as far as we got.
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NOODLES: How about
"together till the end?"
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UNCLE EDDIE: Uh, it's a little
"been there, done that."
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What do you think, Barney?
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BARNEY: [barks]
NOODLES: He loves it!
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UNCLE EDDIE: Or hates it.
Who knows what he's saying?
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NOODLES: Well, with
Mutt Chat, you will!
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UNCLE EDDIE: But if
you take my dog,
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I'll just be a guy playing a
ukulele alone in a warehouse...
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Right?
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NOODLES: No way!
You're so much more than that.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Let's
let Barney decide.
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Barney, give me
one bark for "yes,"
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and two barks for "no."
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BARNEY: [barks three times]
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UNCLE EDDIE: Just take him.
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MAX: How's the bark
sensor coming?
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ALICIA: I just finished
the wireless mic.
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MAX: Nice!
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KAYLYN: How's the animal
communication research coming?
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MAX: Experts agree that
each bark's pitch, duration,
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and frequency are different.
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Dogs do have a language.
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KAYLYN: Well, hopefully we can
figure out what it is fast,
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because our funders
are freaking out.
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Listen...
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"My dog hid my keys
and can't tell me where.
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"When am I
getting my Mutt Chat?"
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MAX: "My dog barked at my cat
and I don't know why!
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"I need my Mutt Chat now!"
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ALICIA: It's been what, a day?
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Just tell them to
chill already.
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KAYLYN: Well, our video did
make it seem like Mutt Chat
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was already,
you know, a thing.
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ALICIA: Well,
that's too bad,
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because it's, you know,
not a thing yet.
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MAX: It will be.
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I'll start recording barks
as soon as Noodles
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comes back with Barney.
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BARNEY: [barks]
NOODLES: Say hi, Barney!
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KAYLYN: Hey, Barney!
ALICIA: Hi!
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MAX: Let's go!
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NOODLES: Say bye, Barney!
BARNEY: [barks]
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KAYLYN & ALICIA: Good luck!
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♪
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BARNEY: [barks]
MAX: That's a "car bark"!
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BARNEY: [barks]
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NOODLES: That is a "bike bark"!
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BARNEY: [barks]
MAX: Mailman bark?
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NOODLES: Sounded
like a mailman bark.
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BARNEY: [barks]
[panting]
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MAX: Barney, no!
BARNEY: [barking]
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NOODLES: Definitely
a mailman bark!
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BARNEY: [barking]
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MAX: Barney, no!
Sorry.
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KAYLYN: This is good.
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Me and you, hanging out,
soldering stuff.
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ALICIA: [laughs]
Technically,
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I'm soldering stuff.
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You're replying to crowdfunders
while playing Tetris.
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But, yeah, we make
a great team. [laughs]
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KAYLYN: Yup,
we're soldering.
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Gettin' 'er done.
[laughs]
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No way the guys
are having this much fun.
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BARNEY: [barking]
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MAX & NOODLES: Cat bark!
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KAYLYN: Ruff, ruff!
[both laugh]
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ALICIA: Okay!
Okay, stop laughing.
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
I can't help it.
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You stop laughing!
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ALICIA: You need to bark
so we can test the mic.
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KAYLYN: Ruff!
[laughs]
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BOTH: It works!
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BARNEY: [barks]
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MAX: "Tree bark."
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NOODLES: Or was it
a "tree‐bark bark"?
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BARNEY: [barks]
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MAX: Another bird bark!
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NOODLES: Definitely
another bird bark.
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BARNEY: [barks]
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MAX: And that's
a "pee bark"!
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They all sound
different, Noodles!
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This is really working!
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BARNEY: [barking]
[panting]
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NOODLES: What was
that one for again?
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Oh...
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Right.
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MAX: I guess
I'll do the honours.
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NOODLES: Yeah.
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♪
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ALICIA: Wow, you look like
you've been through the woods.
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MAX: Bushes,
bird chase...
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Long story.
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ALICIA: Barney led you
through the bushes?
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MAX: Noodles did.
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ALICIA: Oh...
Yeah, makes sense.
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Wow, four hours!
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You guys recorded
a lot of barks.
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MAX: Actually, 28 minutes
of that is just the mailman
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yelling at us.
[computer beeps]
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MAX: Now what?
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ALICIA: Now we run these
through my audio software,
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isolate Barney's barks,
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label them,
and look for patterns.
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MAX: Oh, that
sounds complicated.
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ALICIA: It's not that hard.
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All we really need to do
is match a couple of waves.
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MAX: And once we have
a bark "keyword,"
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we should be able to unlock
the mystery of dog language.
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ALICIA: It's actually not
that basic, but sure.
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That's the general idea.
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♪
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KAYLYN: Food.
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Walk.
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Bird.
NOODLES: Cut!
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KAYLYN: What's wrong?
NOODLES: You're too flat.
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Dogs are super
happy and excited.
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I need you to bring this
character to life, Kaylyn.
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Be the dog.
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KAYLYN: Okay, good point.
Let's go again.
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NOODLES: And, action!
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KAYLYN: Food!
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Walk!
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Bird!
NOODLES: [sighs]
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KAYLYN: What now?
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NOODLES: You don't
sound like a dog.
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KAYLYN: Normally that
would be a compliment.
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What do you mean?
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NOODLES: People want their
dogs to sound, you know...
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"doggy."
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KAYLYN: I actually don't know.
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NOODLES: Here, like this.
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[dog‐like voice]
Food!
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Walk!
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Bird!
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KAYLYN: [mimicking voice]
Mailman!
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NOODLES: No, he
definitely hates mailmen.
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KAYLYN: Got it.
[deeper voice] Mailman!
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NOODLES: Bird!
KAYLYN: Treat!
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NOODLES: Water!
KAYLYN & NOODLES: Cat!
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[laughter]
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[Barney barking on computer]
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[Barney barking on computer]
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[computer beeps]
[computer chimes]
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ALICIA: Guys...
Guys!
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MAX: What?
What?
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ALICIA: Look.
The barks match!
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NOODLES: That's so cool!
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Hel‐lo.
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My... name...
is... Noo‐dles.
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MAX: That's not how it works.
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Are you sure we have
a match, Alicia?
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00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,275
ALICIA: Let me double check.
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This one is Barney
barking at a bird, and...
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ALICIA: Yeah, this one is
also Barney barking at a bird!
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00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,033
KAYLYN: Okay, and...
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ALICIA: And, using
this waveform...
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MAX: She'll compare them
to the other barks, and‐‐
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ALICIA: The translation
algorithm will pair them
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with the recordings
you guys made.
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NOODLES: So now we
can make Barney talk?
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Uncle Eddie is
going to be so happy!
336
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,808
ALICIA: There's still
a lot of work to do,
337
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,970
and no guarantee
it'll even wor‐‐
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NOODLES: So happy!
339
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UNCLE EDDIE: [playing ukulele]
♪ Sad sad sad... ♪
340
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,819
♪ Sad sad sad... ♪
341
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♪ I miss Barney... ♪
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I really gotta get my dog back
before this gets weird.
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♪
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MAX: Alright.
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00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:19,972
It's time to unleash Mutt Chat.
346
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:22,369
Get it?
"Unleash," like...
347
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when you walk a dog?
348
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,907
NOODLES: That was a bad pun.
Bad pun.
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Come on, Max!
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KAYLYN: There's no way
this can actually work.
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Can it?
ALICIA: I'm honestly not sure.
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00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,546
Don't get your hopes up.
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NOODLES: If it does work,
we will be legends.
354
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MAX: There's only one
way to know for sure.
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KAYLYN: Okay, Barney.
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Speak.
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MAX: Barney?
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Can you say hi?
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BARNEY: [barks]
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MUTT CHAT: Hi!
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KAYLYN & MAX: Yes!
ALICIA: Relax, guys.
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60 percent of all dog language
is some form of "hello."
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00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,183
MAX: Hi, Barney.
364
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,879
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Food!
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00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,881
MAX: OMG, Noodles.
Give the dog a treat!
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00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,683
NOODLES: Uh, Bacon Shakin's
or Snauzy‐Sausages?
367
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,775
KAYLYN & MAX: It doesn't matter!
368
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,687
NOODLES: Okay!
Snauzy‐Sausages it is, Barney.
369
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,189
Here you go.
Uh...
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00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,891
Would... would you
like some more?
371
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,294
This is so weird!
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BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Food!
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MAX: Holy...
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00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,504
KAYLYN: Calm down, Max.
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00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,172
It's probably just
a coincidence.
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00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,002
ALICIA: I wanna
believe it works,
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00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,967
but he is a dog, remember?
378
00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:34,835
Dogs love treats.
379
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,844
MAX: Do you want
anything else, Barney?
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00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,506
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Water!
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00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,916
MAX: Are you thirsty, boy?
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00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,221
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Hi!
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MAX: You mean "water,"
right, Barney?
384
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,886
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Hi!
385
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,094
KAYLYN: Ugh, see?
It was just a fluke.
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00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,257
ALICIA: Oh, well.
387
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,204
The odds were like
a million to one.
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00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,571
MAX: Come on, Barney.
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00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:03,939
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Water!
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00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,710
KAYLYN: What is going on?
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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,669
ALICIA: No...
way.
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00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,078
MAX: Way?
NOODLES: Did we...
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00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,779
MAX: I think we did?
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00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,081
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Bird!
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00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,883
NOODLES: Barney, come back here!
396
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,945
KAYLYN: I can't believe it!
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00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,453
MAX: This is amazing!
KAYLYN: Did you see that?!
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ALICIA: It works!
MAX: We did it!
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00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,460
ALICIA: Yes!
400
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,888
KAYLYN: No way!
401
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,941
MAX: Okay, you ready?
KAYLYN: Ready when you are.
402
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,483
ALICIA: Are you guys
sure about this?
403
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,338
I mean, we've barely
tested this thing at all.
404
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,347
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Hi!
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00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,449
Hi!
406
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,950
MAX: Alicia,
this is the biggest
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00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,452
scientific breakthrough
like, ever.
408
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,485
KAYLYN: We need to tell
the world about it.
409
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,820
ALICIA: I'm just saying
we could test it more.
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00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,457
No?
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00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,893
I'm hearing no.
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00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,628
MAX: Okay.
Let's roll.
413
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,963
ALICIA: Rolling.
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00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,297
MAX: Hello, Mutt Chat
supporters!
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00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,132
I'm Max, from Smashable.
416
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,097
KAYLYN: And I'm Kaylyn.
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00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,495
Thank you for all your
generous donations.
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00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,337
KAYLYN: Without you,
we would not have been able
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00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,012
to complete Mutt Chat.
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00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,541
MAX: Yes, you heard her.
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00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,736
It's finished, and it works!
422
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,508
KAYLYN: Now let's meet
the rest of our team.
423
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,806
Dog bark expert,
424
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,748
Noodles...
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00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,745
KAYLYN: Engineering
genius, Alicia.
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00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,257
Say hi, Alicia.
ALICIA: Hi.
427
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,829
KAYLYN: And of course, Barney.
428
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,600
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Hi!
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00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,729
MAX: Amazing, isn't it, Kaylyn?
430
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,404
KAYLYN: [exploding sound]
MAX: A talking dog!
431
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,704
MAX: Using a vocabulary
of over 300 words,
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00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,537
Mutt Chat can identify barks
433
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:49,382
and translate what
your dog is saying.
434
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,438
KAYLYN: That is amazing.
435
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,176
Watch: can you please tell
me what this is, Barney?
436
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,852
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Mailman!
437
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:56,652
KAYLYN: Uh‐oh.
438
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,682
Sounds like Barney
sees a mailman.
439
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,948
NOODLES: What's
he talking about?
440
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,746
I don't see a mailman anywhere.
441
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,857
MAX: Maybe we just missed him.
442
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,260
Do you see anything
else, Barney?
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00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,891
BARNEY: [barks]
444
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,786
MUTT CHAT: Bird!
Car!
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00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,458
ALICIA: Guys, should I cut?
446
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,596
MAX: It's fine.
Barney's just a bit camera shy.
447
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,843
Right, Barney?
Barney?
448
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,368
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Baseball.
449
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,905
♪
450
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,081
CYCLIST: Is this your doggy?
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00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:23,939
NOODLES: His name's Barney.
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00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,446
CYCLIST: Hey, Barney.
Can I pet him?
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00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,549
KAYLYN: You can.
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00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:32,220
But wouldn't you rather have
a conversation with him?
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00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,121
CYCLIST: Yeah.
I'd love to.
456
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,223
Wouldn't that be nice, boy?
457
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,555
MAX: Say hi, Barney.
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00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,830
BARNEY: [barking]
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00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,629
MUTT CHAT: Cat!
Baseball!
460
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,661
Cat!
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00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,756
CYCLIST: I don't get it.
462
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,597
Is that supposed to be
the dog through your phone?
463
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,372
ALICIA: Okay, let's just stop.
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00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,901
The translator
definitely isn't working.
465
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,407
KAYLYN: Or is it?
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00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,908
You wouldn't happen
to have two cats
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00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,880
and a baseball
in that bag, would you?
468
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,638
CYCLIST: No, no
cats or baseballs.
469
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,777
I'm actually on
a protein cleanse,
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00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,681
so I got a lot of chicken,
roast beef, some sausages,
471
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,954
couple of steaks‐‐
472
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,022
My protein!
That's grass‐fed!
473
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,622
NOODLES: Barney, get back here!
474
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,493
MAX: Barney, stop!
What are you doing?
475
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,262
BARNEY: [barking]
476
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,660
MUTT CHAT: Tractor!
Garbage!
477
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,092
Fence!
478
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,996
MAX: Just a minor
setback, everyone...
479
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,258
We can fix this.
480
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,796
ALICIA: Okay, I'm cutting.
KAYLYN: Yeah.
481
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,371
We'll edit that part out later.
482
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,929
ALICIA: How can we edit
if I'm live streaming?
483
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:22,968
KAYLYN: What?!
You're‐‐
484
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,942
Stop!
Stop it now!
485
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,141
ALICIA: Oops.
CYCLIST: Bad dog!
486
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:29,783
Give me back my
free‐range emu sausages!
487
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,839
BARNEY: [barks]
488
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,346
MUTT CHAT: Run!
Zombie!
489
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,108
Bird!
ALICIA: Noodles,
490
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:37,046
when on your walk did
Barney bark at a zombie?
491
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,453
NOODLES: Uh, we took
a short video game break.
492
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,656
♪
493
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,388
BARNEY: [barks]
494
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,633
MUTT CHAT: Tornado!
495
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,528
Race car!
Vampire!
496
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,001
KAYLYN: Guys, we have a problem.
497
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,259
MAX: We know.
We were there.
498
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,528
Mutt Chat's a total flop.
499
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,796
KAYLYN: A bigger problem.
500
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,844
We owe a lot of people
Mutt Chats,
501
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,999
which we don't have.
502
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,337
MAX: There's no money?
503
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,342
We could return it.
ALICIA: It's gone.
504
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,414
Collars, mics,
Bluetooths...
505
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,012
Or Blueteeth.
ZEKE: It's Bluetooths.
506
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,005
ALICIA: Sure.
507
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,776
NOODLES: Can't we just
say we're really sorry?
508
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,084
They might be cool with that.
ZEKE: It's simple.
509
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,718
Just run another crowdfunder,
pump the costs,
510
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,094
and use the money to
pay back these investors.
511
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:20,493
KAYLYN: Zeke,
I think that's... fraud.
512
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,356
ZEKE: It's actually
called a Ponzi scheme.
513
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,526
Everyone does it.
514
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:25,533
MAX: Not us.
515
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:28,304
We're going to pay back
our investors somehow.
516
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,444
Any ideas?
517
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,939
That aren't illegal?
518
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,712
NOODLES: We could give
them an old invention
519
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:38,740
that didn't take off?
Like our Boomerisbees?
520
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,478
"The flying discs
that come back to you."
521
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,813
ALICIA: Except, they didn't.
522
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,177
Which is why
nobody wanted them.
523
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,175
UNCLE EDDIE: Hey, kids?
524
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,286
I'm sorry, but, uh...
can I have my dog back?
525
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,059
I really miss Barney.
526
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,859
BARNEY: [barks]
MUTT CHAT: Hi!
527
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,931
UNCLE EDDIE: Wow!
It works!
528
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,629
ALICIA: No, it doesn't.
That's just a fluke.
529
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,362
BARNEY: [barks]
530
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,427
MUTT CHAT: Car!
Bird!
531
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,496
UNCLE EDDIE: Wait, what‐‐
532
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,844
You wanna go in the car
and look at birds, buddy?
533
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,939
[laughs]
534
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,240
This device is a miracle!
535
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:08,573
MAX: It's just random words.
536
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,937
UNCLE EDDIE: Who cares?
[laughs] I love it!
537
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,236
Can I buy one?
538
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,248
KAYLYN: Really?
You'd want it?
539
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,210
MAX: Even though
it doesn't work?
540
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,577
UNCLE EDDIE: Well, so what?
It's hysterical.
541
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,116
Right, Barney?
BARNEY: [barks]
542
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,291
MUTT CHAT: Shoes!
543
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,889
UNCLE EDDIE: [laughs]
Solid burn.
544
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,492
My shoes are basic.
545
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,564
NOODLES: What if Mutt Chat's
not a bust, but...
546
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,263
a fun novelty item?
547
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,495
MAX: What do you mean?
548
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,299
NOODLES: They'd make great joke
gifts for people with pets.
549
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,101
KAYLYN: Yeah!
550
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,072
Dog owners would
go crazy for this.
551
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:37,571
They'll buy anything!
552
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,513
UNCLE EDDIE: What?
No, no, no, it's true.
553
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,268
We spend a lot of money
on useless dog stuff.
554
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,338
I spent 58 bucks
on this shirt.
555
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,207
ALICIA: It's true.
556
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,645
Not all comments
on our video are bad.
557
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,081
A lot of people
still want one.
558
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,146
MAX: That's great!
559
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,353
Now we've got something to
give back our investors!
560
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,445
UNCLE EDDIE: And they'll
love them, right, Barney?
561
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,688
BARNEY: [barking]
562
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,693
MUTT CHAT: Chaos!
Zombie!
563
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,485
Rampage!
564
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,627
UNCLE EDDIE: Wow.
565
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:07,102
You made it to Rampage
level on Zombie Chaos?
566
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,533
NOODLES: Yup.
BARNEY: [barks]
567
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,137
MUTT CHAT: Yup!
568
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,043
UNCLE EDDIE: Hey, just say
whatever comes into your head.
569
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,242
NOODLES: Sure.
UNCLE EDDIE: Okay, okay.
570
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,313
Okay, go!
571
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,981
BOTH: ♪ I love Barney!
He's my best friend! ♪
572
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:22,851
♪ It's Barney and me,
together... ♪
573
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,922
BARNEY: [barking]
574
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,590
MUTT CHAT: Hair,
grass, burglar!
575
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,691
BOTH: ♪ Hair, grass, burglar! ♪
576
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,664
♪ Burglar! ♪
577
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:34,762
BARNEY: [barks]
578
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,164
MUTT CHAT: Stop!
579
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,465
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