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♪
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MAX: Okay, we are rolling.
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BRYAN: Okay.
Pretty good, alright.
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MAX: Ready?
BRYAN: Yup.
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MAX: Dad, you're
a man on the go, right?
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BRYAN: Absolutely.
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MAX: You have no time to waste.
BRYAN: Nope.
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MAX: The "Spray and Go" will
reduce your morning prep time
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by up to 90%.
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BRYAN: Really?
That's amazing!
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MAX: Hair gel!
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BRYAN: Whoa, really?
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♪
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BRYAN: Pretty good.
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MAX: Oh, it's time
for your mouthwash.
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BRYAN: [gasps]
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[spraying sound]
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[gargles]
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[spits]
Mmm, cinnamon!
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MAX: Here, hold out
your toothbrush.
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BRYAN: Oh, okay.
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♪
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[brushing sounds]
BRYAN: Mmm!
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MAX: And now for
the grande finale...
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Breakfast is served!
BRYAN: Seriously?
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Okay.
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[spraying sound]
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BRYAN: Ugh...
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MAX: How is it?
BRYAN: Oh...
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It's not good!
Ugh!
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Aah!
MAX: We're still tweaking.
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BRYAN: All those other
sprays and gels,
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they were awesome,
but this blueberry smoothie,
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oh, it's terr‐‐
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MAX: I get it.
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BRYAN: Why?
Why would anyone...
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[sputters and gags]
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♪
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♪
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KAYLYN: Based on Max's
market research...
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MAX: My dad.
KAYLYN: Yes, his dad.
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We should consider eliminating
breakfast from the Spray and Go.
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NOODLES: Wait.
Why do we have to lose my thing?
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I already let you replace
scrambled eggs with a smoothie.
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And now this?
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I demand smoothie!
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ALICIA: The canisters
must be blending somehow.
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KAYLYN: Maybe if we
spring‐load the manifold valve?
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MAX: I don't think so.
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You guys weren't there.
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BRYAN: Ugh...
MAX: This was when I knew.
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Right here.
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Look at the way his
mouth goes from smile
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to a frown so quickly!
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[laughter]
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MAX: And how his
chin retreats into the neck.
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This is his "pre‐puke" face.
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I haven't seen
him with that look
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since we created the Hook Cook.
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MAX: The electrical current
runs through the fish
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and actually
cooks it on the hook,
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so it's ready to eat.
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Eat it, Dad!
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Eat it!
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BRYAN: [coughing]
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ALICIA: Okay,
we'll lose the smoothie.
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NOODLES: I should have never
caved on scrambled eggs.
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Nothing is ever
gross about eggs!
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ALICIA: Uh, where
are you going?
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NOODLES: I need some me time.
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You know where to find me.
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ALICIA: Anyone know
where he means?
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MAX: Nope.
KAYLYN: Not a clue.
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♪
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NOODLES: CobraPants12,
flank left!
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Left!
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No, I'm lagging!
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Team leader, team leader!
I need some help, ASAP!
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Come on, come on,
get in here!
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Come on, quickly!
CHELSEA: Noodles!
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What are you doing?
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NOODLES: Uh, trying to break
top three in Battle Crunch,
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but the Wifi
out here is brutal.
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CHELSEA: Customers have been
complaining about your yelling.
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NOODLES: What?!
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CHELSEA: I'm all alone today,
and it's super busy.
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You can't take a table
and not order anything.
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NOODLES: Oh, okay.
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I'll order a turkey wrap.
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CHELSEA: What are you doing?
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NOODLES: Uh, going
to the bathroom...
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where the Wifi is awesome.
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CHELSEA: No, no, no!
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Plus you need a key.
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NOODLES: I've got my own.
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Just knock when
my wrap is ready.
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CHELSEA: Oh, 'cause
that's not weird at all.
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KAYLYN: Huge news, guys!
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MAX: Okay...
KAYLYN: Okay.
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We're gonna be
on the Gracie Show!
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MAX: Really?
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TV's Gracie?
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KAYLYN: Uh, yeah, man!
The talk show!
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We've been invited to be on
their Junior Inventors segment.
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ALICIA: Oh!
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That's the show with
the cute little kids.
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MAX: Yeah, with
the lame inventions.
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KAYLYN: They're not all lame.
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Here, I'll show you.
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CHILD: I call this
"The Pizza Mask."
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You wear it
when you eat pizza
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so you don't get pizza
sauce on your face.
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GRACIE: Okay!
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[crowd applause]
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CHILD: Ta‐da!
[crowd cheering]
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GRACIE: Isn't that precious!
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I'd like to take home
a slice of you!
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Alright, give it up
for Yolidee!
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KAYLYN: Okay, bad example.
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But, come on, it's massive
exposure for the Spray and Go,
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and good buzz for
Mega‐Wiz Industries.
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It's a win‐win‐win!
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MAX: It's awesome
that you got us on.
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But you know I can't
do public speaking.
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Remember our 4th grade
spelling bee?
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KAYLYN: Oh, yeah.
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You were spelling
"gastrointestinal," and fainted.
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ALICIA: I heard you puked.
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MAX: No!
I fainted.
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Then I puked.
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KAYLYN: He only got
as far as "G‐A‐S".
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MAX: Let's just say
I didn't win, and move on.
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ALICIA: On the bright side,
if Gracie likes you,
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you get to dance with her.
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MAX: Now I definitely
don't wanna do it.
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KAYLYN: We won't do it
without you, Max.
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But some of the top young
inventors have become huge
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by dancing on Gracie.
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Sheryl Berkowitz...
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MAX: The "Flap Jack
Hat Rack" girl?
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KAYLYN: Vikram Chadavaska.
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MAX: Shlandal shoe sandals?
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ALICIA: Even Will Hedges.
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MAX: Wait...
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The Will Hedges?
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"Clear Straw water filtration
system" Will Hedges?
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KAYLYN: World's youngest
billionaire inventor.
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He appeared on Gracie at 14.
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MAX: Really?
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NOODLES: Pull out,
Shrporkins!
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Cover our six,
ScarletBoss!
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CHELSEA: [knocks on door]
I'm sorry.
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[knocks on door]
NOODLES: Shrporkins!
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Yes?
CHELSEA: Noodles,
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you can't make this your
man cave, or whatever.
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NOODLES: Oh...
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"Man cave."
I like that!
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CHELSEA: There's customers
waiting for the bathroom.
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It's a madhouse out here!
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NOODLES: Just say the word
and I'm there to help, Chelsea.
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CHELSEA: That's not...
NOODLES: Say no more.
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CHELSEA: What are you doing?
That's not what I meant!
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NOODLES: Let's get to work!
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We're a team.
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CHELSEA: Um... if that's
what you want to call it.
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NOODLES: I do want
to call it that.
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PirateChicken out!
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BRYAN: Hey, we heard
the great news!
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HELEN: [gasps]
The Gracie Show?
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Aw, she's so funny,
and if she likes you,
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you get to dance with her!
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Oh, I'm so jelly!
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MAX: Yeah...
I don't know.
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BRYAN: Hey, it's
a fantastic opportunity.
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MAX: It's really not my thing.
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HELEN: Ah, right.
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Being on TV, tons of
people watching...
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That is not helping, is it?
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MAX: I just want to invent
awesome stuff with my friends.
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Not embarrass myself.
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BRYAN: Yeah, I get it.
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I've been there.
MAX & HELEN: Really?
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BRYAN: Years ago, I was DJing
my first wedding and I...
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kind of blew it.
HELEN: Here we go again.
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BRYAN: It was...
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it was kind of
a big deal back then.
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HELEN: It was a wedding.
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BRYAN: It was
a big wedding, Helen.
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Now, I was on fire that night.
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I was in the groove.
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I had them eating out of
the palm of my hand.
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HELEN: Okay, fast forward,
yadda yadda yadda,
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he played the wrong song
and everybody freaked out.
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MAX: Dad's story
is about him failing?
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How does that help?
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BRYAN: [laughs]
I wouldn't say "fail," per se.
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HELEN: Point is, we all
make mistakes, Max,
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and we all get scared.
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But sometimes you
need to take chances.
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What do your friends think?
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MAX: They want to do it.
HELEN: Well, then...
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sometimes it's good
to be open‐minded.
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BRYAN: That's exactly
what I was saying.
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HELEN: Sure, I know.
I was just speeding it up.
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MAX: Thanks, Mom.
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Great story, Dad.
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BRYAN: I've got another one.
It was 19‐‐
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HELEN: I think
we should save it.
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ALICIA: There.
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I replaced the smoothie
with shaving cream.
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We're back in business.
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KAYLYN: Max, I wanted
to let you know,
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I'll cancel the invite
to The Gracie Show.
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But before I do, I'd like to say
what a tragedy it is
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that the world won't be
introduced to the Spray and Go.
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I really believe
in this idea, Max.
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It's cool, it's fun,
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and it encourages
good morning hygiene.
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MAX: Kaylyn...
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if you guys think this is
the best thing for us to do...
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then I trust you.
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KAYLYN: It totally is!
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Absolutely.
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MAX: Let's do it!
ALICIA: Yes!
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KAYLYN: Awesome!
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[phone beeps]
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NOODLES: Chelsea, I'm sorry.
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I have bad news.
CHELSEA: What?
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NOODLES: This is so hard for me.
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CHELSEA: What's wrong?
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NOODLES: I hate to do this,
but my friends really need me.
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I have to go.
CHELSEA: Sure, go!
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NOODLES: I can see it
in your eyes
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that it's really bothering you.
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CHELSEA: Nope.
Go.
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NOODLES: Don't fight it.
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CHELSEA: I won't.
Just go already.
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NOODLES: I'm so, so sorry
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I let you down.
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I'll make it up to you!
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CHELSEA: Please don't.
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NOODLES: Whoa!
KAYLYN: Wow!
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ALICIA: This is amazing!
MAX: This is so cool!
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ALICIA: I can't believe
we're actually here!
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BRYAN: Climbing wall.
I mean...
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KAYLYN: I can't
wait to meet Gracie.
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MAX: Are you sure
this isn't too tight, Dad?
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ALICIA: How'd you
even get that on?
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MAX: It's all I got.
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I haven't needed a suit since
our family photo when I was 9.
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BRYAN: It's just a little snug.
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KAYLYN: Tiny suits
are in fashion.
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Just don't raise up your arms.
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MAX: Don't worry.
I can't.
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FRANCIS: Welcome!
I'm Francis, the producer.
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Put your hands up if you're
one of the little cuties
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that's gonna be on stage
with one of our
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cool inventions this morning?
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BRYAN: Oh...
Just a little joke.
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FRANCIS: Right, fantastic.
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Well, you guys must be
with the Spray and Go.
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That sounds like
a super‐cool invention.
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MAX: It is!
KAYLYN: That's right.
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It's the sensational
all‐in‐one‐‐
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FRANCIS: Just great, yeah.
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Let me introduce you
to the other inventors.
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That's Darryl.
DARRYL: Hey!
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ALL: Hey.
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FRANCIS: And that lil'
Miss Thing is Shirley.
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SHIRLEY: Oh, hey!
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So great to meet you!
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FRANCIS: You'll be
going on shortly.
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NOODLES: Oh, uh,
hey, Francis,
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could you direct us
to the green room
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and craft services area?
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TV talk for a hang‐out space
and free food!
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FRANCIS: It's, uh,
through that door.
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NOODLES: Got it.
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SHIRLEY: Nice suit!
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Do they make it
in big boy sizes?
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♪
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MAX: Did you hear that?
KAYLYN: No, what?
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MAX: She's super mean.
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KAYLYN: Oh, come on.
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She seems nice.
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NOODLES: Behold!
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Check out this feast!
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Look, we got jerky.
Take some of that.
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Carrots, right in there.
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Salted nuts...
Chips...
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All free!
Whoa!
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Is that gumbo?!
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♪
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ALICIA: So, what does
your invention do?
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DARRYL: Oh, you mean
the Swimmer Pal 3000?
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NOODLES: Was there
a 1000 or 2000?
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DARRYL: No, it just sounds cool.
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It might keep you dry for a few
seconds if you jump in a pool.
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ALICIA: Oh, that's it?
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DARRYL: Well, I came up with
the idea on the drive over.
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The inventions
don't even matter.
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You just gotta be
confident and cute.
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Show me your cute face.
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ALICIA: This is it.
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DARRYL: Well, keep practising.
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SHIRLEY: I love this bow!
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You're a miracle worker!
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Ugh, gross!
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So what lame thing
did you invent?
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MAX: Actually,
it's not lame at all.
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It's an all‐in‐one morning
prep canister that reduces...
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SHIRLEY: Oh, how cute.
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MAX: I wasn't finished.
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It will reduce
morning prep time by...
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SHIRLEY: Listen here,
you little twerp.
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I'm here for one thing
and one thing only:
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to dance with Gracie.
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And I'm not gonna
be upstaged by you,
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and I'm definitely not gonna
be upstaged by him either.
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DARRYL: Swimmer Pal 3000 rules!
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SHIRLEY: Don't mess with
my mojo, Growth Spurt.
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MAX: I actually
don't want to dance,
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so you can dance as much‐‐
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SHIRLEY: Oh, hi!
I love your dress!
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KAYLYN: Thank you!
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SHIRLYEY: I'll get out
of your way.
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KAYLYN: She's so nice!
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SHIRLEY: That's the ugliest
dress that I've ever seen.
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MAX: What?!
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[audience applause]
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GRACIE: You know, it's funny
the ghost was in your house.
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They're usually at the...
336
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ghost office!
[joke cymbals]
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NOODLES: When are
you gonna change?
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ALICIA: What do you mean?
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NOODLES: What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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You can't wear that shirt.
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ALICIA: Why not?
NOODLES: It's going to "moire."
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ALICIA: What?
343
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,749
NOODLES: It's when lines
and stripes kind of like
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blend together and then it
doesn't look good on camera.
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A big no‐no in the biz.
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ALICIA: On, no!
What should I do?
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NOODLES: It's a TV station.
348
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,792
We'll just run to wardrobe,
grab something, and head back.
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ALICIA: Alright, let's go!
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Oh, uh, do you know where
the wardrobe department is?
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SHIRLEY: Yeah, sure.
I'll show you the way.
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♪
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SHIRLEY: All the way down
and to your left.
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ALICIA: Thanks!
SHIRLEY: No problem.
355
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NOODLES: She's so nice.
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ALICIA: I know, right?
[door slams]
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NOODLES: Whoa, uh...
358
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[knocking on door]
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NOODLES: Hey!
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FRANCIS: Hey, guys,
you're on in five.
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Game faces!
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MAX: Oh, no.
363
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I've got the
fainty‐pukey feeling.
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KAYLYN: It's okay!
We got this, Max.
365
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MAX: Where's Alicia and Noodles?
366
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KAYLYN: No idea.
But they'll be here.
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Come on.
368
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[pounding on door]
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ALICIA: Hello?!
NOODLES: You know what?
370
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,642
She's not very nice.
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ALICIA: I know, right?!
NOODLES: Come on.
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00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,011
There's gotta be
another way back in.
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[audience cheering]
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00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,395
GRACIE: Alright.
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00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,097
Woo!
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00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,099
Alright, everybody!
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You're about to meet
some junior inventors!
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DARRYL: I'm Darryl...
NOODLES: Finally!
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DARRYL: ...and
this is the insanely awesome
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00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,280
Swimmer Pal 3000!
381
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,676
ALICIA: Oh, no!
They've started!
382
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,747
NOODLES: We gotta get in there!
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[distant audience applause]
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00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,952
GRACIE: Hi, Darryl!
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00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,420
You're wearing a...
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00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,518
garbage bag.
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00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,649
DARRYL: Ah, it
may look that way!
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But its advanced engineering
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keeps you dry when
you go in the pool!
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00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:54,786
GRACIE: Alright!
[audience applause]
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00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,634
DARRYL: Ah, yes!
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GRACIE: And fashionable,
I gotta say!
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But why would you want to be dry
when you're in a pool?
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00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,969
DARRYL: Well, I'll show you.
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00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,270
Hit me!
396
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,011
Cannonball!
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00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:10,436
[audience cheering]
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00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,113
[applause]
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00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,982
GRACIE: Woo‐hoo!
400
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,823
And you're kind of dry...
401
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,388
Sorta!
[DJ starts playing]
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00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,816
GRACIE: Alright, everybody,
give it up for Darryl
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00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,532
and the Swimmer Pal 3000!
404
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,725
[audience applause]
405
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,127
KAYLYN: Where are
Noodles and Alicia?
406
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,098
MAX: I don't know!
407
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,027
ALICIA: What?
408
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,472
[door slams]
NOODLES: This is not good!
409
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,597
No!
410
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,811
ALICIA: Let's try this one!
411
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,735
NOODLES: It's locked!
ALICIA: Let's just go!
412
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:41,870
NOODLES: No!
413
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,714
[audience applause]
GRACIE: And what's your name?
414
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SHIRLEY: Shirley, ma'am!
415
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:45,980
GRACIE: Shirley,
I like your shoes.
416
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,248
SHIRLEY: Thank you.
417
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:48,916
I got them special
for your amazing show.
418
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:50,875
GRACIE: Oh!
SHIRLEY: You're my favourite!
419
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,923
I love you.
[audience applause]
420
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,161
GRACIE: [laughs]
Not yet, honey!
421
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,026
What have you
brought for us today?
422
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,525
SHIRLEY: This...
423
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,756
is my...
424
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,662
..potato phone!
425
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,204
[audience applause]
426
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,670
GRACIE: How cool!
427
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,998
What does it do?
428
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,342
SHIRLEY: Well...
429
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,165
you put your phone into
the potato like this...
430
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,683
and you talk on the phone
like you're holding a potato!
431
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,206
[audience applause]
432
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,081
GRACIE: How a‐peel‐ing!
433
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,950
[laughs]
434
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,119
Well, it's like you're
holding a potato,
435
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,948
but you're actually
holding your phone.
436
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,593
[audience laughter]
MAX: She is holding a potato.
437
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,529
GRACIE: Clever and fun.
What a neat invention, Shirley.
438
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,785
Wait, wait.
439
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,164
What's that?
440
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:40,033
Everybody in the audience
gets a potato phone?
441
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,072
[audience cheering]
GRACIE: Okay!
442
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,739
You get a phone!
443
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,607
And you get a potato phone!
444
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:51,236
KAYLYN: What's... going... on?
445
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,814
MAX: Is this really happening?
446
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,552
GRACIE: You get a potato phone!
447
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,617
And you get a potato phone!
448
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,216
Everybody gets a phone!
449
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,517
SHIRLEY: Choke on that.
450
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,920
KAYLYN: Oh!
She's not nice at all!
451
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,763
MAX: I think
she might be evil.
452
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,959
KAYLYN: I wonder where
Alicia and Noodles are.
453
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,531
GRACIE: Let's give it up for
Shirley with her potato phone!
454
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,901
ALICIA: Look!
455
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,899
GRACIE: Great job!
456
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,867
Up next, we have...
ALICIA: This is us!
457
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,273
GRACIE: ...Max and Kaylyn,
with the Spray and Go.
458
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,743
NOODLES: We're missing it!
Let's go!
459
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,741
[audience applause]
460
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,443
GRACIE: Mega‐Wiz, huh?
461
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,075
Are you sure you'll
be able to hold it in?
462
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,449
[audience laughter]
463
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,779
GRACIE: You wouldn't
want to pee your pants
464
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,183
in front of your girlfriend!
465
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,745
MAX: No, no, no, no!
KAYLYN: No!
466
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,423
MAX: We‐‐ no,
no, no.
467
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:36,961
GRACIE: Okay, well,
she won't mind
468
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,756
if we have this dance, then.
469
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,628
[audience cheering]
470
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,026
[DJ starts playing music]
471
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:46,769
[hip‐hop beat]
472
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,396
♪
473
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,772
GRACIE: We can call it...
the Wiz‐Kid dance!
474
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,141
It's the Wiz‐Kid dance!
It's the Wiz Kid dance!
475
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:57,210
We can call it...
the Wiz‐kid dance!
476
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,510
[audience clapping along]
GRACIE: Cross your legs.
477
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,483
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
478
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,382
[laughs]
479
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,452
I'm surprised
you can dance so well
480
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,951
in this tight suit, Max!
481
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,563
[audience laughter]
482
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,825
GRACIE: Why don't you
show us your invention?
483
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,685
[audience gasps]
484
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,364
GRACIE: Ooh.
Looks good!
485
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,462
[audience applause]
486
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,204
MAX: Well, uh...
487
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,570
This...
KAYLYN: Max...
488
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,839
GRACIE: Okay,
take your time.
489
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:26,741
It's not like millions
of people are watching.
490
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,539
[audience laughter]
KAYLYN: Come on...
491
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,182
SHIRLEY: [choking sounds]
492
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,877
Choke...
493
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,021
KAYLYN: Who likes mornings?
494
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,386
[audience booing]
495
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,386
KAYLYN: Me neither.
Especially Mondays!
496
00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:45,158
Right, guys?
[audience booing]
497
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,227
KAYLYN: Well, they just
got a whole lot easier,
498
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,656
thanks to the Spray and Go!
499
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,932
This miracle device
speeds up your get‐ready time
500
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,571
by 72%.
[audience applause]
501
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,837
MAX: Would you like
to see it work?
502
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,035
GRACIE: Well, you're not here
for your dancing skills, Max.
503
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,507
[audience laughter]
504
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,365
KAYLYN: The Spray and Go
is a six‐in‐one device.
505
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,984
First, let's try
the hair gel.
506
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,806
GRACIE: I actually have my own
hairdresser, but you know what?
507
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,781
Anything for a kid‐wizzer,
am I right?
508
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,550
[joke cymbals]
[audience laughter]
509
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,919
KAYLYN: Come on...
510
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,718
GRACIE: Struggling?
511
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,759
Houston, do we have
a... problem?
512
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,026
[audience laughter]
MAX: It's just stuck.
513
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,555
GRACIE: Oh.
514
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,701
KAYLYN: Maybe we could
try the toothpaste!
515
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,427
GRACIE: Now, if this
thing served breakfast,
516
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,932
we'd really be
on to something.
517
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,370
NOODLES: I knew it!
ALICIA: Let's go.
518
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,070
GRACIE: Wow‐ee,
this is a real time saver!
519
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,373
[audience laughter]
520
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:39,154
GRACIE: Now, does this miracle
morning worker also have a...
521
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:42,105
[spraying sound]
GRACIE: [screams]
522
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,624
KAYLYN: Oh, my god!
What did we do?
523
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:45,517
GRACIE: [screaming]
My eye!
524
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,318
FRANCIS: Oh, cut,
cut, cut, cut!
525
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,820
KAYLYN: I'm so, so sorry!
MAX: Are you okay?
526
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,721
FRANCIS: Follow me, follow me.
Come on.
527
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,562
KAYLYN: What do we do?
What do we do?
528
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,587
FRANCIS: We're cut!
GRACIE: That's a wrap!
529
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,792
KAYLYN: Um...
MAX: What?
530
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,487
SHIRLEY: No, no, no!
Where are you going?
531
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,732
No!
Why‐‐ why are we stopping?
532
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,770
My dance!
Why are we stopping it?
533
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,425
You did this!
534
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,244
This was my opportunity to dance
with Gracie, and you blew it!
535
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,266
MAX: We didn't mean to!
536
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,312
SHIRLEY: I will ruin you.
537
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,784
KAYLYN: Wow, I feel so bad
for Shirley, don't you?
538
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,320
MAX: Yeah, poor Shirley.
539
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,615
A real tragedy.
540
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,288
DARRYL: Swimmer Pal 3000.
Yeah!
541
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:29,597
[off‐air tone]
542
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,928
BRYAN: Hey, Max?
543
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,100
Grab a seat.
544
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,299
Um...
listen.
545
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,471
It may not have looked
very good out there today.
546
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,741
Actually...
it looked pretty bad,
547
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,441
especially near the end.
548
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:46,512
Ooh...
really, really bad.
549
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,852
But you did great.
550
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,948
MAX: I nearly blinded Gracie.
551
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,690
BRYAN: Ah, she'll be fine.
552
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,485
The point is, you got
out there on the stage,
553
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,818
you showed off
your can thingy,
554
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,263
and you embarrassed yourself.
555
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,689
MAX: Yeah...
556
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,664
What are you trying to say?
557
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,973
BRYAN: I guess...
558
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,465
I'm proud of you.
559
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,966
MAX: Thanks, Dad.
560
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,439
BRYAN: Oh, and we've gotta
get you a new suit, stat!
561
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,738
♪
562
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,979
NOODLES: So, is it supposed
to be a phone or something?
563
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,249
ALICIA: No.
It's a potato.
564
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:25,018
NOODLES: Right.
Like a phone case!
565
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,847
KAYLYN: Nope.
It's just a potato.
566
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,192
NOODLES: Okay,
just a potato.
567
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,758
So what does it do?
MAX: Noodles!
568
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:31,956
Listen to me.
569
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,387
It's just...
a... potato.
570
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,533
That's all!
571
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,999
NOODLES: But...
ALL: It's a potato!
572
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,868
NOODLES: Oh...
okay!
573
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,937
Well, I guess we'll never
know what this thing is.
574
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,096
ALL: [exasperated sighs]
575
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,344
NOODLES: But I do
know one thing.
576
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:47,768
You get a potato phone!
577
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,583
And you get a potato phone!
KAYLYN: Okay!
578
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,175
NOODLES: And you
get a potato phone!
579
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,647
KAYLYN: Noodles, you
get a potato phone!
580
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,175
NOODLES: Potato phone!
KAYLYN: Aah!
581
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,680
NOODLES: You get a potato...
KAYLYN: Alicia!
582
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,381
ALICIA: [screams]
[laughter]
583
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:02,223
[bike bell dings]
[cheering and laughter]
584
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,321
[cheering and laughter]
[talking over each other]
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