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- I am the creator of my own destiny.

I plan my work and work my plan.

I am accepting of change.

I am always on the path of success and victory.

[upbeat music playing]

- Yes!

[blender blending]

- What are you doing?

- It's bulletproof coffee.

You know ghee. Just out powdered greens.

It's health squared.

- You must be very good at your job.

- I think I'm starting to embrace change.

- Coffee, black for you.

Put that on.

- How are you not hungover?

- Wake up with determination, go to bed with satisfaction.

- Well I think that poster's in the teachers lounge.

- Amazing.

You wanna ride to work?

- No I'm not feeling very good. I'm not going in today.

- Oh we gotta braid those later.

Hang in there.

- Thanks.

[music playing]

[exhales]

[phone ringing]

[rap music playing]

No.

[slow calm music playing]

[heels clicking]

- Is this how we dress for work now?

- No.

Team building zamba, the calendar.

Read it.

- Are we just not gonna talk about you and dad or...?

- Can it wait?

- Oh absolutely. Yeah.

No I would've loved to talk about, you know,

you bringing on your new child groom as a client

at our coffee meeting, but hey!

- I was gonna try and set up a dinner and...

it's all really very complicated right now.

- You don't get to stop showing up

just because it's complicated.

- Elle I don't wanna talk about this at work.

We'll find a time.

Let's go.

- All right, ratty patty.

You want zamba zamba, I'll give you zamba zamba.

[zamba music playing]

[music drowns out speaker]

- Okay thank you so much.

Thank you.

- Okay everyone.

Let's take a trip to Brazil.

- Perfect. I just started learning Portuguese.

[speaks in foreign language]

It means exciting.

- Hey Pat, let's focus.

- Love that drive Elle. Don't call me Pat.

- I fucking love zamba zamba.

[Zamba music continues]

- This.

Arms.

- Jesus.

[exhales]

[zamba music playing]

- Let's try this.

Say ta-ta-ha

ta-ta-ha

and over cross turn.

Okay now let's try it for real. You guys ready?

Here we go.

[counts in foreign language]

That's it.

- Oh.

- Oh Patricia.

- Oh ow ow ow.

- Oh my God Patricia.

- Ops.

I guess these hips do lie.

- You're doing really great for your age.

- I'm just a romantic.

I love to dance.

- Better up that calcium intake then.

- It's just a strain babes.

We just put some ice in this.

- You're so knowledgeable.

- You do that I have a phone call.

[dramatic up beat music]

[low yelling]

- Garry, hi.

Elle Fielding, how are you?

Very well thanks it's been a while.

I was hoping to open a new account.

A business account.

No, it'll be under a different name actually.

Great.

[music playing]

- Ms. Philips?

- No!

Hi.

We've never met.

- My son Garret is in your grade eight French class.

- Oh. Hi.

I'm Molly--

- Yeah and my daughter Jill is in the grade six,

gym class you cover.

- Oh.

- The parents association isn't happy about what happened.

- I understand. I took the suspension--

- We've been making calls about you

and I would appreciate it

if my child doesn't come home telling me a bisexual women--

- Stick to threatening your children sexual education.

okay lady?

I'm of the clock.

[music playing]

[soft dinging]

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Huh. Getting used to that app thing huh?

- Ah I guess.

- Oh no!

- What?

- You lost another one.

- Huh?

- Oh nothing. This girl that I grew up with

she came out before me.

Like lesb for life.

- Mm-hmm.

- Like the most.

She just got hitched to a guy with a man bun and a beard.

- So she's bi.

- And that just means you kissed a girl in high school?

[clears throat]

[phone dings]

- Oh.

[laughs]

- There's no way you're gonna have feelings

for a guy like that.

- That's the point.

- What do you mean?

- Superficial and easy sound real good right about now.

- Oh.

You're there ah?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- I'm not ashamed.

[clears throat]

- No, no.

Do your thing.

- Bye!

- D-T-F everybody.

- Yeah!

- D yeah.

Be safe.

Have fun.

[mumbles]

[upbeat music playing]

[groans]

[groans]

[soft music playing]

- Yeah you.

- What? Can you get this up there for me.

- Yes ma'am.

- Thank you.

- Hey do you know that beaver anal glands--

- I don't wanna hear this again.

You told me already.

- Where is she?

- She left.

Went on a date I think.

- By her self?

- Isn't that how it happens with people.

- Yes, yes. Sorry yes.

My brain is too full.

I'm... you know what?

I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna-- I'll work from here.

- You're gonna work?

[upbeat music]

- Go for Elle?

Yes.

- There it is.

- Wow she's actually doing work.

You're being creepy.

- What?

No I'm not. I--

- Hey she.. she's a praying mantis.

I love her but she'll eat you alive.

- That's what I want.

- No.

- I want a man eater.

She's ballsy.

- Balls are weak.

- Spunky.

- Gross.

Where are you going?

- I gotta do something.

- What are you doing?

- I'm doing a thing.

- What kind of thing?

- Just uh... just working. - Can I hae a shot please?

- Certainly. What are you doing here anyways?

I thought you had a...

client shmooze.

- I was but he just sent the signed contract.

So drinks and shmooze was probably drinks and shmacks

and no time for boom boom only conquer.

- No time for shmcks or boom boom?

That's a new Elle.

- New wish, new room.

Hey, uh wha-- ah?

- What are you doing?

What you working on?

Come here a lot?

- Obviously I do.

- Yeah, no I was just joking.

- Aren't you supposed to be on that side of the bar?

- Aren't you supposed to be guarding...

jewels and treasure inside of a map?

- What?

- What?

- Are you calling me a dragon?

- Aren't you a dragon?

What?

- That's-- - That's--

- I--

- What?

[mumbles]

- Um I just came over to talk to you.

To say hello.

- Okay.

- Cooley calmly say hello,

and if you hate me I will let you push me off this stool.

- No, no, no.

If you hate me.

- I think I might.

- Oh. I've barely opened my mouth.

Look, no hands, no legs.

I mean I've got legs and hands, but I'm just saying...

I mean you can push me.

- Oh my God. All right fine. - Oh Bluetooth is out.

- I will-- - Bluetooth is out.

- I'll give you 30 minutes.

- 30 minutes?

Oh my God, that's...

I'm on like a five minute break that I didn't even ask for.

- You have exactly seven minutes.

- I'm on it.

[laughs softly]

[clam music playing]

- This is from the guy at the end of the bar.

- I don't see why it matters.

Why do I have to go around explaining who I'm sleeping with

to everyone in my life?

It's weird.

I've never had to do that before.

- Well you don't have to.

Okay?

And listen I know exactly how you feel.

All right?

And um,

I just wanted to make sure that you're okay with this.

- The guys at the bar wanted me to bring you these,

but should I just tell them you're having a girls night?

- Um, well uh well--

- No.

Tell them to go fuck them selves.

Because that's what we're doing tonight.

Not our selves but each--

we fuck each other.

- Oh really?

- Yes.

Really.

- Yeah see that was um..

a little bit too much.

- I can't win.

Oh,

God that's bad.

[soft music playing]

[phone ringing]

- [Elle] Hey you've reached Elle.

I can't get to the phone but leave a message

and I'll call you right back.

[phone ringing]

- [Meredith] Hi you've reached Meredith.

I'm away from my phone

but I'll call you back as soon as I can.

[dinging]

- Here.

Be careful,

those things break hearts.

[soft music continues]