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[ School bell rings ]
So, this is how we're kicking
off Thanksgiving, huh?
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Watching
a second-grade president
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on a power trip
pardon a turkey?
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Sad thing is, this is
the highlight of my week.
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Give Rory a break.
He's running for re-election.
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I spent all night
helping him
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with his Barack Obama
impression.
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[ As Obama ] Uh, look,
uh, I want to be clear.
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[ Laughs ]
That's pretty good.
Thanks.
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Hey.
Miggy's gonna be a minute.
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He's stuck in
the security line.
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[ Wand warbling ]
This ain't right.
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We all got
a job to do.
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Hey, Room Parent,
I saw your coffee station.
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A little worried those beans
weren't farmed responsibly.
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Yeah, that's because
they weren't.
Move along, please.
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Hm.
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Pronstroller -- she just
broke up with her boyfriend,
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so now all of her extra energy
is directed on me.
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She texted me last night,
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asking if I was okay with
non-gendered CPR dummies.
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Hmm.
I have no opinion
in these matters.
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Tell you what I do know --
that woman needs a man.
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[ Scoffs ]
Uh --
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Will, why don't you
take her off my hands?
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I'm dating someone.
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Tracy Freeze?
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I told you I'm bringing her
to your Thanksgiving?
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Hey, Miggy.
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Did you know if you don't have
kids at this school,
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they put you on a list?
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Check this -- you and me,
we're gonna be
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the only single losers
at Thanksgiving.
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Oh, you're not
gonna love this,
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but, um, I've been seeing
someone for a few weeks.
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We're vibing pretty hard!
I'm gonna bring her.
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Really?
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So, it's just gonna be me
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and Tony
at the singles table.
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Well, actually,
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Cassandra and Tony
are back together again.
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She stopped gambling,
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and he's actually learning
how to listen.
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* 'Cause we're number one *
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* Number one, number one,
number one, number one *
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* Number one, number one *
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Good morning, Hilltop.
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Today, I would like to grant
a presidential pardon
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to a very special guest.
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Please welcome Cookies!
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[ Cheers and applause,
"Hail to the Chief" plays
on stereo ]
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[ Turkey gobbling, squawking ]
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Whoa!
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Code Blue!
Get him out!
Let's go!
Let's go!
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[ Laughs ]
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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**
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[ Turkey gobbles ]
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Oh.
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Hello, Tony.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I thought I was doing
the turkey,
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but I guess we have
two turkeys.
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What a blessing.
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[ Bag thuds ]
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Well, he's doing it again.
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Tony always has to one-up me
at the holidays.
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This is just like Labor Day.
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[ Children laughing ]
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**
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You know what?
Tony is an old man.
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The only thing
he's at war with is time.
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Well, looks like my hands
are gonna be full,
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so can you do me a favor
and hang out with Tracy
when she gets here?
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Oh, really, dude?
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The one good thing about
being single on Thanksgiving
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is being able to drink
without having responsibility
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for anybody but myself.
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Isn't Graham here?
Probably.
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Look, it'll be easy.
You and Tracy are friends.
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We've said, like, four words
to each other ever --
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"Hi," "Hello," "Hey,"
and "Nice shoes,"
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which is just girl-speak for
"Hello," so, doesn't count.
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Angie, this is Tracy and I's
first holiday together,
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and, more importantly,
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my first opportunity
to cook her a bird.
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So the stakes
could not be higher.
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I'm begging you, please
just put in a little effort.
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Today is about gathering
and sharing in the...
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Oh, no,
that's fine, Tony.
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Use as much of my sea salt
as you need.
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Son of a bitch.
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What are we doing?
The guests are arriving.
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And you know this is
a white Thanksgiving,
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so folks are gonna
want to eat at 2:00.
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I just want to
savor this moment
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before we're besieged
with riffraff --
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and yes, I am including
our kids in that mix.
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Oh. Well, I don't know.
It's such a big house.
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So many rooms
to give thanks in.
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Indeed.
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Including rooms
I've never seen before.
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[ Handle rattles ]
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Oh, that door's
locked.
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Can we unlock it?
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Let's not ruin
the sensual atmosphere
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with questions.
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Uh-huh.
[ Doorbell rings ]
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Time to play host.
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[ Grunts ]
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Okay.
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Sorry, but what's
behind the door?
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Oh, your ass
gonna get opened.
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This is the life.
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Why do we need to wait
for holidays to relax?
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Every Thursday
should be like this.
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Emma Fogerty's
off the clock.
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[ Sighs ]
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Feels good to
let the gut out.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Fine, I'll get it.
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Got forbid I lay down
for five seconds.
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[ Sighs ]
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Ms. Homily Pronstroller!
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Graham.
Happy Genocide Day.
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My teacher.
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In my temporary home?
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Who's watching
the school?
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Hi, friends.
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Uh, what are we doing
with our day?
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I hope we're not
just lying around.
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Um...no.
No.
[ Scoffs ]
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We are in
our comfy pants...
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because we are rehearsing
our Thanksgiving play.
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Well, I'm sure it'll reflect
everything I've taught you
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and not traditional
holiday stereotypes.
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Graham: Great. Now we got to
come up with a play.
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We're screwed.
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Do any of you even remember
the Thanksgiving unit?
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No. [ Sighs ]
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If I thought I wasn't
gonna direct a play
today, I was crazy.
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To the sauna!
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Okay, so you're really just
gonna let it sit...
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You're dating
the teacher?
Yeah.
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Did you think I was
hanging out at your kids'
school for no reason?
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And none of you
said anything?
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Oh, this is fantastic.
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I was hoping
she'd start dating again
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so she'd have more in her life
than just ordering me around.
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Miggy, my simple friend,
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you are the answer
to my prayers.
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Our vibe is electric.
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Me plus her equals heart emoji
plus fireworks emoji
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plus a double dose
of train emojis.
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It's an inside joke.
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Mm.
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Douglas, did you get my text
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about the blow-up snowman
we got
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for the holiday pageant?
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Well, it didn't come
with a motor,
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so you're gonna have to
blow it up with your mouth.
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I did and will
certainly get to it.
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I just wouldn't want to take
time away from you and Miggy.
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You call that vibe
electric?
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Why didn't you
say anything?
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Oh, we've never talked.
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You're dating someone
you've never talked to?
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That's how people date
in the digital age.
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It's all about
sliding into DMs,
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GIFs, likes, reposts,
double taps.
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You feel me?
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I do not, nor will I ever.
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Nice shoes, Tracy.
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Oh, nice shoes to you.
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Hmm.
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Did I say
"nice shoes"?
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Yeah.
Did I say it back?
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Yeah.
Mm.
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You know,
it's been a while
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since I've done
a group Thanksgiving.
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Most years,
I just do Walter's Diner.
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Shut up.
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You know Walter's?
Yes! Of course.
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It's exclusively for
sad and single people.
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It's like
the middle seat on a plane,
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but a restaurant.
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Huh.
Tracy Freeze knows Walter's.
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Did not see that coming.
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Oh, yeah.
I'm a wild card.
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Check this -- I have
a bearded dragon named BJ.
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What?
No way.
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Yeah. No cage.
Just loose in my house.
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Okay, Freeze.
I'm not changing the channel.
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What else you got?
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[ Door opens ]
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Miggy?
A moment?
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Yo.
Listen.
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I just got another e-mail
from Pronstroller.
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Subject heading -- "Clear
your next five Saturdays."
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I thought you were gonna
get her off my back.
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Dude, I told you, people my age
don't have conversations.
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Well, maybe it's time
you learned how to have one.
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In fact...Pronstroller?
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Both of you, in my study,
10 minutes.
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And you may want
to brace yourself,
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because I have
multiple paintings
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by George W. Bush
in there.
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Oh.
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[ Both laugh ]
You're kidding.
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I am not kidding!
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Oh.
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This printer is stylish
and fire-resistant.
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Oh.
Snerfink.
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Mm.
Make a note of it
in your phone.
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S-N-E-R-F...
Mm-hmm.
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...I-N-K.
I-N-K.
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Mm-hmm.
I am sold.
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I am buying one.
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Can't!
It was recalled years ago.
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No.
Okay, your turn.
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Okay.
Um...let's see.
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I told you about...
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the Chipotle
I co-own in Memphis,
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my meltdown at
the Laugh Factory...
Ah.
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...how I was in the test trial
of NuvaRing.
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I feel like that's it.
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Dig deep, Freeze.
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I'm gonna go gas up,
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and when I come back,
I want juicy.
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Juice.
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Juice.
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I think Tony put something
in my gravy.
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How's it going with Tracy?
Seems like you guys are bonding.
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We are.
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Will, did you know
that Tracy is actually cool?
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Like, you are dating
a cool person.
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She's got a frickin'
loose lizard in her house.
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Well, Angie, and I mean this
in the nicest way possible --
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in your face.
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[ Sighs ]
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So, you want me
to tell you
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everything I know
about Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, and hurry. Or do you not
want me to go to college?
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[ Clears throat ]
Okay.
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Um...Plymouth Rock.
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Corn is maize.
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Um...Santa Maria?
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That was Columbus.
Are you kidding me?
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This was a waste
of my time.
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Alright.
You were right.
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I was wrong.
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She's perfect.
Are you happy?
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I will be happy when I am
standing on Tony's grave.
255
00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,348
[ Appliance beeps ]
256
00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,684
Tony, don't touch
that stuff!
257
00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,852
I'll preheat your ass to 350!
258
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,090
Oh, Angie, do you know
anything about...
259
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,291
Of course you don't.
260
00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,997
[ Wine pours ]
Hey, uh,
I thought of something juicy
261
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,231
to tell you about me.
Ooh.
262
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,566
Juice me, Freeze.
263
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,768
But remember, you can't tell
anyone, especially Will.
264
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,503
Mama loves a secret.
Come on.
265
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,172
I, um...
266
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,174
I don't like Sophie.
267
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,010
[ Exhales sharply ]
Hey-o!
268
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,878
[ Chuckles ]
But for real, what is it?
269
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,681
No, for real.
That kid is so annoying.
270
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,683
Ooh! [ Chuckles ]
Yeah.
Right?
271
00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,052
Mm!
[ Laughs ]
Oh, God.
272
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,887
This is fun.
Mm-hmm.
273
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,222
What fun.
274
00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,289
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
275
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,625
We're still having fun.
276
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,027
[ Laughs ]
Mm.
277
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,262
**
278
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:28,702
Alrighty. First things first --
give me your phones.
279
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,203
What?
280
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,305
I'll give them back to you
when we're done. Come on.
281
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,877
Miggy,
what are you doing?
282
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,478
Oh. Sometimes,
when I don't have my phone,
283
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,880
my thumb continues texting.
284
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,748
Stop it!
285
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:41,882
Alright, I've come up
286
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,918
with a few everyday
conversation starters.
287
00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,656
"Baseball
Hall of Famers."
288
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,323
"Poetry -- Why?"
289
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,926
"Conical-shaped
brassieres."
[ Chuckles ]
290
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,562
"How to look like a gentleman
in the hot summer months."
291
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:56,897
Now, that is a rich vein,
292
00:09:56,930 --> 00:10:00,067
and you may find yourself musing
on the subject of shorts.
293
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,735
Are they ever appropriate?
294
00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,270
You'll get there
on your own.
295
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,842
[ Door closes ]
296
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:15,816
**
297
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,451
Oh, hey, Poppy.
There you are.
298
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,020
I've got to talk to you.
Wait, what are you doing?
299
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,154
Douglas won't tell me
what's behind this door,
300
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,455
so [Clicks tongue]
I'm breaking in.
301
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,857
Yeah. My thing's
more interesting.
302
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,592
Look.
Get this, alright?
303
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,360
Will's girlfriend,
Tracy Freeze,
304
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,698
said she doesn't like Sophie.
305
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:31,799
Bombshell.
306
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,801
Wait.
How is that a bombshell?
Because.
307
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,704
Wouldn't you be upset
if Douglas said
Rory was annoying?
308
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,672
Oh, I'm pretty sure Douglas
does find Rory annoying,
309
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,307
because -- news flash --
kids are annoying.
310
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,376
Ooh, that should be
a slogan for condoms.
311
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,678
Anyway, Ang, please tell me
312
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:45,979
you didn't make
a big deal out of this.
313
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,447
Relax, alright?
314
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,850
On the inside,
I was super judgmental,
315
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,185
but on the outside,
I said all the right things.
316
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,787
Oh, God.
317
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,389
I can't believe I said I didn't
like my boyfriend's daughter.
318
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,458
That is a big problem.
319
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,193
And also, I meant it.
Ohhh.
320
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,361
Are Will and I doomed?
321
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,798
[ High-pitched ]
I meeeeeean...
322
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,000
Oh, no.
You "I meaned" her?
323
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,635
[ Normal voice ] "I mean"
is a neutral statement.
324
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,337
Yeah, but what about
the high-pitched part?
325
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,638
That part I can't explain.
326
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,474
Look, don't you think that
Will should know about this?
327
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,643
Okay, look, Ang, I'm on
my own deadline here, okay,
328
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,845
so let's
speed things along.
329
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,146
Permission to switch
into bitch mode.
330
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,213
Permission granted.
331
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,481
Bitch, what is this
really about?
332
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,550
Are you hating on
other people's relationships
333
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,218
just because you're the only
single person here?
334
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,155
[ Scoffs ] Bitch, do not
single-shame me, alright?
335
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,422
I may not be
in a relationship,
336
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,490
but at least I'm not
trying to break into
337
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,859
my boyfriend's
locked door.
338
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,927
[ Gasps ] Bitch,
that man had a secret son.
339
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,829
For all I know, there's a twin
brother behind that door,
340
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,064
or -- or a dead wife
341
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,331
or illegally imported
skin products
342
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,567
I could use just in case
black does crack.
343
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,036
Now, look, Ang,
Will and Tracy's relationship
344
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,504
is not your business.
345
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,273
So just support him.
He'd do the same for you.
346
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,009
[ Exhales sharply ]
You're right, okay?
347
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,377
I will let it go.
348
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,678
But for the record,
349
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,246
I'm not the only
single person here.
350
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,715
None of the kids
have dates.
351
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,751
Yes, bitch.
352
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,622
Hey, have you seen Poppy?
Will: No.
353
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,292
Have you seen Tracy
or Angie or Miggy
354
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,526
or any of our children?
355
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,861
Where is everyone?
356
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,096
What the hell happened
to your hand?
357
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,198
The short version is,
I punched Tony's turkey.
358
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,866
Will you cut
the guy a break?
359
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,634
He's a good egg,
and he's had a hard life.
360
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,436
He's seen things --
361
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,671
usually through the sight
of a high-powered rifle.
362
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,574
[ Crash in distance ]
363
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,642
What was that?
364
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,377
That's the sound of
two 24-year-olds
365
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,479
attempting to have
a conversation.
366
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,950
They must have gotten to the
card that says "Desert Storm."
367
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,551
[ Chuckles ]
Right.
368
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,820
Wait, what?
369
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,222
We had to invade.
Saddam had us by the balls --
370
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,256
Oh, God!
371
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,391
Hey, Douglas.
Great flashcards.
372
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,592
Hope you don't
want them back.
373
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,897
It's been two hours,
and we're nowhere.
374
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,332
What do we do?
375
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,800
You know what? I say we stage
a medical emergency.
376
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,335
Sophie,
let me see you faint.
377
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,669
You do it.
Fine.
378
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:50,838
Take notes, babies.
379
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,439
[ Breathes deeply ]
380
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,807
It's '97,
381
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:57,077
and we've just lost
our princess.
382
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,278
[ Sighs ]
383
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,248
Hey, guys.
384
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,583
Who said that?
Are you an angel?
385
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,318
Yeah.
Have you seen Tracy?
386
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,319
No.
387
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,354
Hey, Angie,
what the heck?
388
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,156
I just got a text.
Tracy said she left?
389
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,657
Oh, my God.
390
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,459
Okay. Come with me.
391
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,295
And scene.
392
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,333
Mm. Ah.
393
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,434
Mm.
394
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,703
Hey, D, you want to
get in on this?
395
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,672
Do I want to drink from
the faucet with you?
396
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,707
I do not.
Okay.
397
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,677
Uh, guess you didn't need
those flashcards.
398
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,880
No, we did. We got to one
that said "boat names,"
399
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:33,981
and I was like,
"I don't know any,"
400
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,615
and she was like,
"Let's have sex."
401
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,684
And you obliged,
in my home.
402
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,888
Well, at least things with
you two are moving along.
403
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:41,889
Nah, we're through.
404
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,825
We DM'd, we liked each
other's posts, we had sex.
405
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,860
That's the arc.
No, no, no.
406
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,528
The arc is
you keep seeing her
407
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,064
so I can get back to a world
with no nut allergies
408
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,400
and where everyone knows
what gender they are.
409
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,235
Yeah, but I don't know if
I really like Pronstroller.
410
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,469
I barely know her.
411
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,805
Well, then why end it
before you find out?
412
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,208
Come on. Don't pretend
like you care. [ Scoffs ]
413
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,475
I do.
414
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,645
I started to like the idea
of you having someone.
415
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,981
I was tired of watching you
walk around alone
416
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,683
with your weird hat
and weird baby.
417
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,052
He is weird, right?
418
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,323
Listen, you can always go back
to your BMs,
419
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,491
but you have to
ask yourself --
420
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,828
"Maybe I'm ready for
something more real."
421
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,931
You mean like
what you have with Poppy?
422
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,498
Do not discuss
my private life.
423
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,201
But yes.
424
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:32,839
Hey, guys,
the play is almost...
425
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,507
Oh, no.
426
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,276
Oh, God.
427
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,112
No one's buying it,
Rory.
428
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,480
God, this kid's
annoying.
429
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,185
**
430
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,686
Will: Walter's?
431
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,122
Isn't this place for
people without families,
loved ones, or hope?
432
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,858
No depression, no despair,
no service.
433
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,793
Oh, no.
Tracy is here.
434
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,528
Ugh,
this is all my fault.
435
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,197
I got so caught up
in my feud with Tony,
436
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,966
I didn't spend any time
with my girlfriend.
437
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,700
What if that was
Tony's plan all along?
438
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,370
Will, no.
[ Sighs ]
439
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,704
This is actually on me.
440
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,407
We started talking
about your relationship,
441
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,076
and I may have
spooked her.
442
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,577
What? How?
443
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,145
It was accidental.
444
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:15,315
Oh. I specifically asked you
to be supportive this time.
445
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,483
A-And I was, and it was
going really well.
446
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,118
I even shared
some of Douglas' wine --
447
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,954
the good stuff that I hoard
for myself in the sauna.
448
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,056
But then she said something
that I didn't love,
449
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,291
and I tried to be cool --
450
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,825
Oh, God.
You "I meaned" her.
451
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,893
No. I never said that.
452
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,061
You "I mean" me
all the time.
453
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,396
Why do you think
I have a beard again?
454
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,563
Is that why
that thing is back?
455
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,332
You do think I look
better with it, right?
456
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,734
[ High-pitched voice ]
I meeeeeeean...
[ Scoffs ]
457
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,403
Well, now, I am very confused.
[ Normal voice ] Okay, look.
458
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,007
Tracy is great, okay?
459
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,941
And maybe
I was feeling down
460
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,844
about being the only
single person at Thanksgiving,
461
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,913
and I took it out on her.
462
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,915
But you're in a good
relationship --
463
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,916
over the holidays.
464
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,118
That never happens.
465
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,523
So, go.
Get your girl.
466
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,094
Thanks.
[ Seatbelt unbuckles ]
467
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,796
Wait. What did Tracy say
that upset you?
468
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,765
She just said that...
469
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,101
she was very excited
to try Tony's turkey.
470
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,369
Oh, yeah?
471
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,637
Well, is she also excited
for him to go straight to Hell?
472
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,139
Don't do this. Just go.
Okay.
473
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:19,179
**
474
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:27,187
**
475
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,290
That's what
I'm talking about, Walter.
476
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,359
Keep that diner single.
477
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,796
Are you okay?
I haven't seen you all day.
478
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,898
Look.
479
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,567
The truth is,
I got in my head
480
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,968
that you're hiding
something in here.
481
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,736
And this is your next
logical step?
482
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,573
Hey, in my defense,
you've had your share
of skeletons, Douglas.
483
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,175
Okay, you're right.
I haven't been an open book.
484
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:51,211
But I promise you, I'm not
hiding any more adult sons.
485
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,979
Why'd you specify
adult sons?
486
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,481
You know what?
I'm sorry.
487
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,050
I'm just --
I'm paranoid because...
488
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,486
I haven't been in something
this good in a while,
489
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,321
and you're making me
a little crazy.
490
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,190
[ Chuckles ]
You think you're crazy?
491
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,193
I just lectured Miggy
on the benefits of romance,
492
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,528
and that was only 50%
out of self-interest.
493
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,530
That's what you're doing
to my brain.
494
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:14,167
You actually make me thankful
on Thanksgiving.
495
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,604
For me?
Mm-hmm.
496
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,707
Well, I'm thankful
for you, too.
497
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:25,845
**
498
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,047
And I meant
everything I said.
499
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,682
But I really got to know
what's behind this door.
500
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,584
So, can you...
[ Sighs ]
501
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,852
You are unbelievable.
502
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,487
Well, I-I just
want to see it.
503
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,558
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
504
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,959
Well, that's a real
let-down.
505
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,361
Yeah.
506
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,363
[ Indistinct conversations ]
507
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,866
**
508
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,802
Hey, so, uh,
I made a couple of cards.
509
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,870
They're not as good
as Douglas',
510
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,107
but...I-I want to
get to know you.
511
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,908
**
512
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,211
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
513
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,247
"Food."
514
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,415
"Table."
515
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:03,583
"Chairs."
516
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,552
W-Were these just things
you were looking at?
517
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,387
Yeah, yeah. You know what?
You're right. These are stupid.
518
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,755
No, no.
I want to talk.
519
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,391
Let's do, um...food.
520
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,825
Okay.
Okay.
521
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:15,995
Um...I...
522
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,664
I like ranch dressing.
523
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:18,898
I love ranch!
524
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,667
It's my second-favorite food,
after ketchup.
525
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,070
So, is everything cool
with Tracy?
526
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,238
Yeah.
527
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,174
I, uh, I think I'll wait
till after the holidays
528
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,441
to bring up
the Tony thing --
529
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,577
if they aren't sleeping
with each other by then.
530
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,679
Or you could drop it
and never bring it up.
531
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,481
[ Laughing ]
Oh, Angie.
532
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,915
Permission to go
full bitch mode?
533
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,450
Denied.
Damn it.
534
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,918
I'm gonna go check
on my turkey.
535
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,520
[ Chuckles ]
536
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,422
**
537
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,159
So...glad you and Will
worked things out.
538
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,260
We did.
539
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,861
And thank you for
bringing him to Walter's
540
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:51,030
and not spilling any of that
crazy stuff I said.
541
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,098
Oh.
Of course.
542
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,100
I mean, you know,
the truth is, it's...
543
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,335
it's not that crazy.
544
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,937
I didn't really get kids
until I had one of my own.
545
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,273
And even now,
I'm only half on board.
546
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,841
Kidding.
Wonderful child.
547
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,109
I get it, Angie.
548
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,011
You and Will
are both parents.
549
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,779
You'll always
have that bond.
550
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,848
I'm not part
of your club.
551
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,650
Oh. Well, no,
that's not what I meant.
552
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,185
It's all good.
553
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:15,121
And it was fun almost making
friends with you tonight.
554
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,223
Almost?
555
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,291
But I thought we had
a good time.
We did.
556
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,560
But I don't think
we're gonna do that again.
557
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,231
Thank you
for keeping my secret,
558
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,899
and I promise
I will keep yours.
559
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,635
Wait, what secret?
560
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,002
[ Sighs ]
561
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,604
I think you know.
562
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,675
You're in my seat.
563
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,380
Oh.
564
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,015
[ Indistinct conversations ]
565
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,157
Oh.
You must be Cassandra.
566
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,060
Graham:
Mom, over here.
567
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,832
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Tony's turkey.
568
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,501
Wow.
As big as a condor
569
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,169
and twice as delicious.
[ Chuckles ]
570
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,171
But also,
probably more important,
571
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,840
is save some room for my turkey,
which will be out shortly.
572
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,176
It's just someone
turned off the oven.
573
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,345
But you don't know anything
about that, do you, Tony?
574
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,346
There. There.
He just smiled.
575
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,847
Did you see that?
Did you see?
576
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,616
He's 110 pounds
of pure evil.
577
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,418
Okay, well,
just eat the damn turkey.
578
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,852
Fine.
579
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,122
I will eat this slop,
but I will not be happy about --
580
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,524
Oh.
Oh, my God.
581
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,394
It's the best thing
I've ever tasted in my life.
582
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,895
It's my own fault.
583
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,063
All those times I punched it
made it more tender.
584
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:35,368
[ Smacks lips ] Okay.
Tony, you've done it again.
585
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,869
Tony.
586
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,237
Tony.
587
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,039
Tony?
588
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,574
Ah, let him sleep.
589
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,877
He has a 5k tomorrow.
590
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,145
To Thanksgiving.
591
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,948
All: Happy Thanksgiving.
592
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,119
This is the story
about Thanksgiving --
593
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,121
a story that reflects
all of the knowledge
594
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,222
bestowed upon us
595
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,491
by our guest of honor,
Ms. Pronstroller.
596
00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,926
[ Adults murmur ]
597
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,497
Pilgrims.
598
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,898
Native Americans.
599
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,334
A new world.
600
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,068
Turkeys.
601
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,504
-Cranberries.
-A boat.
602
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,573
-Two boats.
-Three boats.
603
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,842
Possibly four boats.
604
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,077
**
605
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,279
Is this all
they've learned this year?
606
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,349
Please e-mail all concerns
to Douglas.
607
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,617
**
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