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Dude.
Dude.
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We are out.
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We are out,
and it is nighttime.
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No wine.
Wine is work.
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I'm drinking cocktails,and I'm gonna get looped.
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Let's get looped!Looped!
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[ Cellphone vibrating ]Mm. Mm.
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Don't try to hide it.
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You are texting
your boyfriend.
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[ Sighs ]
Okay. I'm sorry.
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He's so cute. Look.
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He sent me a picof him and the girls.
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Douglas acts tough,
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but he's a straight-upundercover sweetheart.
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He's a good dad,
which I gotta say,
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I findincredibly attractive,
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and I behave accordinglywith my body.
Mm.
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Real good stuff.
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Real good barf town stuff.
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I'm sorry,
but you're in a relationship,
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and I haven't touched butts
with a dude
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that isn't Graham's dad
in forever.
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So, you know,
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guess I'll never meet anyone
and I'll die alone.
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Should we split
a crab claw?
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Ang,you're gonna meet someone.
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And you could have
any man out there
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who's open to hetero sex.
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I have tried, okay?
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I am on all of the apps.
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They're a nightmare.
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The number of ways
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we are allowing
the name Brian to be spelled
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is out of control.
Okay.
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Ang, you got to be positive
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and believe that peoplecan surprise you.
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What if -- hear me out --try being someone else tonight.
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Have a no-strings,
random hookup
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where you basically
play a character.
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You know what?
Huh?
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Listen to me.
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See my face.
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Hear my words.
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I am in!
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My girl.
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Yes.
That's what
I'm talking about.
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Let's see what we got.Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay, I could do that
for one night.
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So could I...
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is what I would say
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if I weren't in thiscommitted relationship.
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So, you go.
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Be an upbeat, fun,
positive person.
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Fun, upbeat, positive person.Fun, upbeat, positive person.
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Fun, upbeat, positive person.Fun, upbeat, positive person.
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Hey.
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Sorry.
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That seat's taken.
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By you.
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[ Chuckling ] Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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That is --
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That is good.
Yeah.
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Too good.
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I'm Camille.
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I'm a people person.
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Work with people.
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As a flight attendant.
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Well,you've got my tray table
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in the upright position.
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[ Laughs uncomfortably ]
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[ Sighs heavily ]
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Well, I'm Xander with an "X,"like "xylophone,"
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which I actually play...well.
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Cool.
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Just a second.
Oh.
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[ Whispering ]
Positive.
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[ Whispering ] He told me
he plays Xylophone!
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[ Sighs ]
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Xylophone? Wow.
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Beautiful instrument.
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Love to see it.
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♪♪
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[ Xylophone dinging loudly ]
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[ Inhales sharply ]
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Ah.
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There she is!
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Not surprised
you slept well.
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That mattress is fromthe W Hotel collection.
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Not cheap.
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I'm just gonna hopinto my deluge shower,
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and then maybe we'll grab
some yum-yums?
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Ohh.
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Yeah, you know what?
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I am so bummed,
but I have a flight.
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Yeah, no, I get it.
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I fly to Vegas
40 times a year.
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Uh, so, why don't you justwrite down your didgies,
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and we'll, uh,
find another time
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to roll out of bed
together.
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[ Xylophone key dings ]
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♪ Mostly fives
and a couple other numbers ♪
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[ Shower running ]♪ Nee-nah, nee-nah
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♪♪
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Whoa.
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Douglas?
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That's weird.
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Xander Fogerty?
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No. Who are you, dude?
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♪♪
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Ugh.
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Ugh!
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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I hooked up
with Douglas' son!
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Aaah!
Aaaaah!
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Uch!
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I cannot have hooked up
with Douglas' son.
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It's too genetically closeto hooking up with Douglas.
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Excuse me?
Oh, sorry.
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I'm so happy
for you guys.
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[ Sighs ]I mean, what kind of
undercover sweetheart
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has a secret son?
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[ Laughing ]
I mean, I need a drink.
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Or food. Or a swim.
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What time is it?
I'm all turned around.You know what?
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What?We're being crazy.
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Our lives aren't exciting enoughfor this kind of drama.
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Xander probably isn'teven his son.
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That photo could have beenone of those
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Big Brother-Little Brothersituations.
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Yeah. There's
a logical explanation.
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Let's -- Let's just
go talk to Douglas...[ Exhales heavily ]
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...get some peace of mind.Yeah.
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Yeah, I have a son.
So what?
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I have to shower...
hard.
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Wha--
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♪♪
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Alright,
I gotta scoot to work.
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We got a big heat wave
coming in.
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You know, normally
we only name storms,
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but I'm thinking about
giving this guy a name --
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"Heatwave Harry."
Too cute?
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How about
"Heatwave Miggy"?
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[ Both laugh ]
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How about we leave this
to the pros, okay?
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Okay.[ Doorbell rings ]
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Plaza Pizza.
Vitelli's.
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Malonadoney's.
[ Breathing heavily ]
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Yeah. Sorry, guys.
This is 248 South.
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The halfway house
is 248 North.
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♪ P-i-z-z-a
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♪ Which slice will be
most nice today? ♪
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♪ Pizza [ Rhythmic clapping ]
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♪ Hot pizza [ Rhythmic clapping ]
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Those are for us.Hello.
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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We tipped on the app.
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Uh, what's going on?
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We're having
a pizza tasting!
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And how did you childrenorder the pizza?
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With the Internet.And Miggy's credit card.
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Miggy!Miggy: Yo?
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Pepperoni?
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You gave them
your credit card?
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What?
Nah. They stole it.
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Yeah, they always pull pranks
like this when I babysit.
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They take my credit card,
order stuff online,
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and throw pepperoni
at my butt.
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It's our thing.
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It shouldn't be
your thing.
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Those kids needto be punished, okay?
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Jack is gonna get bigger,
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and you need to learn
how to discipline.
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, yeah, see,
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I'm no-- I'm not really huge
into discipline.
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My approach is more
improvisational.
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I keep it light and unexpected,
like jazz.
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Jazz?
Yeah, jazz.
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Like, skibbee-doo-wop,
boopity-boop-boop.
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I know what jazz is,
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even though that wasan insane example.
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Jazz is more like...
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♪ Free-dip, free-dip,bop-bah, boo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Boop-boop-boop,bah-doo-doop, whoa-ahp ♪
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That was excellent.I know.
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Miggy, discipline has to bedirect and precise,
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like a marching band,right?
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♪ Pom-pom, pom-pom
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Watch.
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I'll take that...Hey!
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...and that...
Dad!
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...and that.My Candy Crush!
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You were disrespectfulto Miggy.
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Now this is happening.Deal.
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What are we
supposed to do now?
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Go play outside.Graham: Outside?
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Outside of what?!
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See? Easy.
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♪♪
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And fun.
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Okay.
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How do you have a son
I don't know about?
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Douglas: Easy.
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I don't speak to him.
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But he's your son.
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Well, geneticallywe share some things, sure --
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you know, full head of hair,
good wingspan,
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Broadway thighs --
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but that's where it ends.No.
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I-I have
a million questions.
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Were -- Were you and his mom
married?
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Very briefly.
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She was legal counsel
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for a chewing-tobaccocompany.
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Now, the divorce was amicable,but brutal for sport.
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Look, Pop, I don't wantto talk about Xander, okay?
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It was an incidenta long time ago -- very painful.
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No. No, Douglas.
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You don't get to ignore
your own kid.
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You --
You gotta fix this.
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Look, I'm donetrying to mend fences.
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We're estranged, okay?
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It's a shame,
but that's that.
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Yeah,
but, Douglas, you --No, no, no. No "but" --
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except for your butt,which I like very much.
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They're too quiet, man.
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[ Ball thuds ]Everything's fine.
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The marching-band approachworks.
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See?
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They're learning their lesson andhaving a ball.
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[ Chuckles ]
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"Ball" because they'replaying with a ball.
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Uh, yeah,
I-I got it, yeah.
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This is insane.
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What is this, 1931?
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[ Insect buzzes ]
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A dragonfly just
buzzed by my head.
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Are we even safe?
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Those dumb micks
are gonna pay.
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Whoa!
Okay.
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Sorry.
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My Sicilian blood
is on fire.
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Oh, snap.
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Someonejust got interesting.
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That iPad isn't just
Candy Crush and "Dinotrux."
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It's how I say good night
to my mom at sleepovers.
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When you come for my family,
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I put your Irish bodies
in the ground.
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Wow.
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Look,
I gotta scoot to work.
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You'll be fine.
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Just stick to
the discipline plan.
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Remember -- pom-pom! --
they're just kids.
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Aah.Just you now, huh?
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Yeah.
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Interesting.
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♪♪
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Hey, did you girls
rent a backhoe?
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Because they need you
to sign for it.
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Hello, Dad.
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♪♪♪
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What did you do?
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♪♪
267
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Place looks good, Dad.
268
00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:52,967
Let me know if you wantto modernize.
269
00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,838
I can give you the nameof my decorator.
270
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,274
She did my place
in Glendale.
271
00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:57,232
Up and coming.
272
00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:59,147
Oh, no,Glendale has arrived.
273
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,193
It has long since arrived.
274
00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:05,414
Must be nice
being so close to Azusa.
275
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,285
Gets hot out there.
Got a pool?
276
00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,591
[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, I got a pool.
277
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,637
It's a community pool,
278
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,855
but you can reserve it
279
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,205
for birthdaysand special occasions.
280
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,816
I got itnext Wednesday morning.
281
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,426
Oh, what fun!
282
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,471
Yeah, whether private
or community times.
283
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,734
Mm-hmm.
284
00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:24,041
Oh, my God, what a shower.
285
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,304
I got in there, y'all.
286
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,871
♪♪
287
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:28,655
Camille.
288
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,308
Yeah.
289
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:34,748
♪♪
290
00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,793
What are you doing
at my dad's house?
291
00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,231
What strange treat
is this?
292
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,711
Um...
293
00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,104
Xander.
294
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:44,714
I guess you guys
know each other.
Yeah.
295
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:48,065
I, uh, broke down
on my way to the airport,
296
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:51,286
and then I asked this man
standing right here
297
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,201
if I could use
his phone...
298
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,246
and then his shower.
299
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,247
Pbht!
300
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,771
Oh.
301
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,729
And then now you're here,
and it just --
302
00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:02,863
It's...fate?
303
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,560
Oh, I believe in fate.
304
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,781
Dad,I'd like to introduce you
305
00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:09,696
to a special
new friend of mine.
306
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,002
This is Camille.Hey.
307
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:16,354
Well, what a pleasure
to meet you, Camille.
308
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,487
S-So, you two are, uh...
309
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,446
[ Chuckles ]
Terrific.
310
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,231
Wait.
What's so funny?
311
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,103
You heartless
mountain!
312
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,715
You just can't standto see me happy!
313
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:30,760
Oh, Xander, no.
314
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,893
Oh.
315
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,591
[ Door opens and closes ]
316
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,680
You slept with my son,
317
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,726
and you used a fake name?
318
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,945
Oh,
this is my Christmas,
319
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,121
my dumb,
beautiful Christmas.
320
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,558
Okay, look,
bringing Xander here
321
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,735
isn't going as smoothly
as I thought.
322
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,388
Oh, I-I think
it's getting better.
323
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,520
But we can work
through this, okay?
324
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,303
Uh...
325
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,916
Angie,can you go talk to him?
326
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,700
He'll listen to Camille.
327
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,876
But Camille was supposed to be
for one night only,
328
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,705
like a tank top
from Forever 21.
329
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,751
I'm not sure I can keep up
all that positivity.
330
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,753
Come on, Ang.
We have sons.
331
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,319
Can you imagine themnot talking to us?
332
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,320
It breaks my heart.
333
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,844
Fine.
What's in it for me?
334
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,323
Whatever you want.Sour Patch Kids.
335
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,325
Done.
Man!
I answered too fast.
336
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,762
Should have asked for
a lot more.
337
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,242
Okay. Here I go.
Okay.
338
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:20,723
Tracy: Hey.
Hi.
339
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,333
You ready?
340
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,161
This heat wave is bad.
It's a real nasty one.
341
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,642
Yeah,it's super hot and nasty.
342
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:28,775
Wait. I'm sorry.
343
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,341
Are we flirting?
It's hard to tell.
344
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,734
Weather'sso inherently sexual.
345
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:32,735
I was not.
346
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,911
We are supposed to be
professional.
347
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,173
This is bad behavior.
348
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,306
I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean --
349
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,090
No, I was --
I was flirting that time.
350
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,005
With the bad behavior.The bad -- I was -- Yeah.
351
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,920
And I couldn't even --I was -- I was riffing
on the bad --
352
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,095
Hard to get that rhythm.I know. I --
353
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,314
Okay. Start over?Okay. Let's do.
354
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,315
Okay.[ Cellphone vibrating ]
355
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,316
It's not working.Oh. Thank God.
356
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,752
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
357
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,753
Hey.
358
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,146
Will! Help!
359
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,103
They -- They --
They trapped me.
360
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,670
They caged me
like a damn dog.
361
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,846
Oh, dip.
362
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,717
Miggy's hat.
363
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,200
[ Exhales heavily ]
364
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,028
[ Pounding on door ]
365
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,465
I told you they were mad
about your marching-band stuff.
366
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:08,771
Will, it's dark,
367
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,033
and I'm scared.
368
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:10,947
Have you tried the light?
369
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,820
[ Click ]
370
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,604
Okay,
that part is better.
371
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:17,258
Alright, I'm on my way.
372
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,868
Hey, Tracy,
373
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,348
I am so sorry.There's an emergency.
374
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,393
I have to seeabout a boy in a closet.
375
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,787
Huh?
I'll be back
for the 5:00.
376
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,397
Okay, you better
because if you're not,
377
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,921
our only option is McCormick,
378
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,618
and he's having one of
his "uh-oh" nights.
379
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,360
Hey.
380
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,798
Why the long lens?
381
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,670
[ Laughs ]
382
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,847
[ Birds chirping ]
383
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:41,891
Hey.
384
00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,415
Hey you.
How you doing?
385
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,243
Mind if I come in
for a landing?
386
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:52,510
I'm sorry you hadto see me like that.
387
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,251
Hey,
I'm a flight attendant.
388
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,036
I see people
at their worst.
389
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,211
I did Tampa to Orlando
for six years.
390
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,212
[ Scoffs ]
391
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,170
It's just that my dadis, like,
392
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,085
so stuck in his ways,you know?
393
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,391
He'll never change.
394
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,915
I know someone like that.
395
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,091
My friend Angie.
396
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,746
Yeah, she always assumes
the worst in people.
397
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,749
And I'm always telling her,
"Angie, come on.
398
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,969
You got to just
let people in.
399
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,492
You're so hot."
400
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,623
But she doesn't listen.
401
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,842
She sounds terrible.
402
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,889
You play the xylophone,
dude!
403
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:25,717
Which is just the thing
that Angie would say,
404
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,111
just to give you an idea
of how negative she is.
405
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:32,289
But, you know,
she's working on it.
406
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,074
And -- And maybe
your dad is, too.
407
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:36,685
You just got to be open.
408
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:39,775
You know, if he...
gives you his hand,
409
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,908
sh-shake it.
410
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,779
Come on.
411
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,346
Talk to him.
412
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,000
♪♪
413
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,436
I had to leave work
414
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,525
in the middle
of Heatwave Harry --
415
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:51,743
Or should it be Holly?
Is Holly better?
416
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,484
I like Hank.You could never
do my job.
417
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,356
You guys are
in real trouble.
418
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,574
You can do
one of three things --
419
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:57,967
math, push-ups,
or sweeping.
420
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,013
I love sweeping.Then you can't do that one!
421
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,492
Now I have to text Tracy
422
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,016
to tell her
that I'm on my way.
423
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:04,974
Wait. Where's my phone?
424
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,976
Wh-- Mine's gone, too.
425
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,804
Graham: The Sicilians
have an expression --
426
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,459
[ Speaking Italian ]
427
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,243
Yo,give us our phones back --
428
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,810
Miggy.
Do not get emotional.
429
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,246
That's the jazz talking.
430
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,248
They're just trying
to get a rise out of us.
431
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,467
All we need to do
is remain calm
432
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,903
and keep marching.
433
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:26,126
[ Speaking Italian ]
434
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,041
Bene, bene, bene.
435
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,044
♪♪
436
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,350
First of all,
thank you all for coming.
437
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,092
You're speaking like
you're addressing 100 people.
438
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,485
I'm only herebecause of the strength
439
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,269
of this beautiful woman.
440
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,054
[ Sighs ]
Everyone hear that?
441
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,099
Camille is out here
killing it.
442
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,058
I'm so proud of you
right now.
443
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,798
Okay.
444
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,540
Uh, let's get to the root
of your estrangement.
445
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,542
Xander,
were you in high school,
446
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,414
dealing with
new emotions?
447
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,329
Maybe we can play some music
to get you back there.
448
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,026
I actually have
some Flo Rida on my phone.
449
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,071
Douglas: Don't need it.
450
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,986
I'll never forget
the day it happened.
451
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,205
Trump had just fired Comey.
452
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:03,554
-Wait. What?
-What? It was that recent?
453
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,382
That's not the long-standingfeud I had imagined.
454
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,167
Oh, I'm sorry
to disappoint you.
455
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,951
It was two years ago.
456
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,780
We had a disagreement
on the golf course,
457
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,521
and this is the first time
458
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,088
we've seen each other
since then.
459
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,437
A disagreement?
460
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,004
No. You cheated.
461
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,049
I was about to beat youfor the first time,
462
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,965
and you called the game offbecause of a -- a fake storm.
463
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,140
I saw lightning!
464
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,359
You saw my ass!
465
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:28,014
That day was as dry
as a cracker!
466
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,364
Oh, yeah, you're so sure
you would have sunk that putt?
467
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,801
He'll sink it on your grave,
old man!
468
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,889
Take it back.
469
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,196
Okay, guys --
and Camille --
470
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,849
let's move past
the golf game.
471
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,199
Or let's move to it!
472
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,548
Let's get to the green!
473
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,028
Yes, let us!
474
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,204
What a lovely day
for sport!
475
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:44,813
Indeed!No --
476
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,162
To the green!
477
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,077
No, guys! Gu-- Angie.
478
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600
Sorry.
A lot of momentum.
479
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,775
Angie. Angie!
480
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,907
C-Camille!
481
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,391
Alright,
you have something of ours,
482
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,001
we have something
of yours.
483
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,133
We can figure this out.
484
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,264
Yeah.We're all adults here.
485
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,179
Totally inaccurate.
Let's do this.
486
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:04,702
Tracy's probably
furious with me.
487
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:07,140
[ Cellphone vibrating ]Graham: Oh, she is.
488
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,402
Based on these texts,
489
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,230
she's steamed like
a nice vongole.
490
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,101
What do you want?
491
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:15,800
Our devices...
and $175,000.
492
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,020
Red carpet for the "Cats"
premiere with transportation.
493
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,153
Dignity.
And gummy frogs.
494
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,284
Oh, yeah,
those are really good.I want those, too.
495
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,372
I want those.Yeah.
496
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,460
-Oh, those are delicious.
-Right?
497
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,940
-So good!
-Oh, my God.
498
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,637
Alright, fine! You win.
499
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,465
You can have 'em back.
Just give me my phone.
500
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,163
Devices in the center
of the table on three.
501
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,208
One, two, three...
502
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,167
Four, five, six --
503
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,037
Just to three.Okay.
504
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:35,777
And release.
505
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,085
[ Kids sigh ]
506
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,436
What are you doing
with my phone, ese?
507
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,220
Chill. Chill.
508
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,745
The WiFi's not working.
509
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095
Graham:
Is the Earth off its axis?!
510
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,879
I was in the middle of
buying Lizzo tickets!
511
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,230
Jazz.
512
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,189
♪♪
513
00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,277
Here's the deal --
514
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,322
you will not have
access to the Internet
515
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,629
until you make up
for today's bad behavior.
516
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:04,719
Each chore will yield
one letter, number,
517
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,112
or symbol of the password.
518
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:07,678
[ Speaking Italian ]
519
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,205
Bro!
520
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,207
We took my jazzand your marching band,
521
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,425
and togetherwe became soul mates.
522
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,426
Marching jazz.
523
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,471
Marching jazz.
524
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,081
That's --That's what I meant.
525
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,257
You better pray
for lightning.
526
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,129
You better pray
I don't karate you.
527
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,263
[ Sighs ] Damn it.
528
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,787
That made no sense.No, don't do that.
529
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,745
It made perfect sense.
530
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,094
[ Sighs ]
531
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,965
I'll be right back.
532
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,968
God, this thing is
out of control.
533
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:37,882
I gotta end it.
534
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,797
But I'm sad.
535
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,712
People talk about positivity
feeling good,
536
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:45,020
and I usually want
to drown those people,
537
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,371
but it -- it feels good.
538
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,548
Oh, you poor, sweet,emotionally stunted dumb-dumb.
539
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:53,507
You knowyou can still be sweet
540
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,986
even when you're not playing
a flight attendant.
541
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,727
It's inside you, Ang.
542
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,120
I don't know.
543
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,252
Hey.
544
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,123
What would Camille say?
545
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,342
She'd say...
546
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:05,910
[ Minnesotan accent ]
"Oh, you betcha!"
547
00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,390
[ Normal voice ]
I decided Camille's
from Minnesota.
548
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,349
Okay.
549
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,307
Oh, boy.
550
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,397
Okay, your nostrils
are the size of pancakes.
551
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,398
Are you nervous?
552
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,356
Wait a minute.
553
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,401
Did you actually cheat
back then?
554
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,011
Douglas:
Of course I did!
555
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,491
There was no lightning.
556
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,232
Where are we,
the Great Plains?
557
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,277
I couldn't let my sonbeat me.
558
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,496
Douglas, why are you
so competitive with him?
559
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,063
You're not that way
with the twins.
560
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,284
Nah, they were bornbetter than me at most things.
561
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,024
Fore!
562
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,331
You hooked it.
563
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,768
But not Xander.
564
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,553
Oh, when he was little,it was perfect.
565
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,164
He used to look up to melike I was a superhero.
566
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,166
Then he got older,
567
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,211
and I don't knowwhat the hell happened.
568
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,603
I don't know.
569
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,083
Maybe you were afraid
he'd stop looking up to you?
570
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,432
Well, I guess so.
571
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,217
I was so afraid of losingmy little boy
572
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,654
that I --I actually lost him.
573
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,612
I screwed up, okay?
574
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,266
And now
it's just too late.
575
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,398
It's not too late,
Douglas.
576
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,226
You have to tell him
how you feel.
577
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,836
He doesn't need
this stupid putt.
578
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,272
He needs his dad.
579
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,102
[ Birds chirping ]
580
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,325
[ Exhales sharply ]
581
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,416
Aah! God!
582
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,853
Dad, what the hell?
I thought you were a bear.
583
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,682
You thought a golf-course bearput his paw on you?
584
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:22,813
Doesn't matter.
585
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,294
Look, um...
586
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,601
you don't have to doany of this, Xander, okay?
587
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,037
You were right.
588
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,386
I did cheat that day.
589
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,824
I tried to keep you
in my shadow
590
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,131
because I liked
being the big dog.
591
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,438
That's my problem,
not yours, okay?
592
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,789
But now you're the big dog,and I think you're --
593
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,443
I think you're doingreally well.
594
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:45,271
I am doing great.
595
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:48,448
I've got a $6,500
studio apartment in a mall,
596
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,058
just met a great girl.
597
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,103
Camille!
598
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,279
By the way, we gotta talk.
599
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,280
Not now, though.
600
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,672
This is your moment.
You go.
601
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,717
The point is,I should have told you this
602
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,240
a long time ago,
603
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:01,287
but...I'm proud of you, son.
604
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,031
Thanks, Dad.
That means a lot.
605
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,469
I'm happy to have you
back in my life.
606
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,687
You too, Xan.
607
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,862
Come on.
608
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,734
Let's get out of here, huh?
609
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,865
♪♪
610
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:15,953
Dad, hold on.
611
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:20,262
I want to sink this putt...
for me.
612
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,351
Okay.
613
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,526
Go get 'em, kid.
614
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,136
Thanks, Dad.
615
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:30,359
♪♪
616
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:35,364
♪♪
617
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,195
[ Golf ball clatters ]
618
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,503
Ugh.
619
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,679
I can't believewe share DNA with that.
620
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,376
I'll go to my grave
denying it.
621
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,556
Announcer: ...with Chet Corners.
And weather...
622
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,775
Let me know if you need any typeof ranch or dipping sauce.
623
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,080
Mm-hmm.
624
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:57,430
And as you can kind of
see up here,
625
00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:58,213
there's a low-pressure system
making its way...
626
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,346
Here you go.Mm.
627
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,522
That's gonna come all the way
down the coastline,
628
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,175
and of course just
when you least expect it,
629
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,307
we got a cold front
coming through.
630
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,917
Okay. "D."
631
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,224
"D."
"D."
632
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,747
...that'll eventually
reach Southern California.
633
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,401
That's of course good news
for the folks in the Valley,
634
00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,316
who can finally
give their AC units a break
635
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:18,407
as Heatwave Howie
turns west towards Maui.
636
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:20,714
For the KZOP Cooper Center,
I'm Will Weather.
637
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:21,802
Wait. What'd I say?
638
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,587
[ Scoffs ]
I could do that job.
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