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I can't believethe kids won't tell us
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what they're going as
this year.
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Like, I'm having the shin-sweatsjust thinking about it.
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Must be a group thing
with the five of them.
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But nothing obvious.
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Rory can't stand
first-thought ideas.
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Don't even get him started on
the name "Cheesecake Factory."
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Well, let's see.
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We have three girls
and two boys.
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I don't even know why I'm tryingto figure it out.
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I really
could not care less.
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Alright, Miggy,
you're sure you're good
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to hand out Halloween candy
at my house?
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It's a big job.
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You gotta keep it spooky,
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which is an acronym for "Scary,""Paranormal," "Oh, no,"
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"Oh, God," "Keep that thingaway from me," "Yay!"
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Chill.
I get it.
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I open the door,
I hand out candy,
I close the door.
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Jack and I
got it covered.
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[ Grunts ]
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You made him the volleyball
from "Cast Away"?
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Yeah, I wanted someone
to talk to.
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Miggy, you can talk to your sonwhen he's in regular clothes.
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Rory: We're ready! Here we come!Oh.
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[ Footsteps approaching ]
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Are -- Are you guys
j-jury duty?
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Oh, God.
They're us.
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I sell books
about wine.
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More or less, yeah.
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I have a law joband I drive a minivan.
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Cool.
She gave me two things.
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I'm 10 feet tall.
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You know,
I couldn't even buy jeans
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until the Internet
was invented.
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I hate sand in my shoesbut like keeping my baby alive.
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Yo, this is like "SNL"!
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Could someone be a menschand pass the schmear?
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[ Laughter ]
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I don't get it.
That's not me.
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Okay, that's you.
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Yeah, but why is she
doing me Jewish?
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You aren't Jewish?
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No.
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It's your essence,
though.
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[ Laughter ]
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I always get
my own schmear.
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Awooo!
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Look.
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I just put the finishing toucheson our pumpkin.
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Oh, this looks great.
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Everybody, check it out.
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It's Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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shoulder-pressing two smaller
Ruth Bader Ginsburgs
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shoulder-pressing even more
Ruth Bader Ginsburgs.
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It's a fractal.
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Oh. Everything's gottabe something now.
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Oh, which reminds me,
before anybody moves,
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can you all wave hi to Tracy
for her birthday video?
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-Hey.
-Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
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Hi. Awesome.
Thank you.
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Sophie, I want you
to tell everybody
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I want butts in seats
and pumpkins on laps
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in five minutes.
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Okay, wait, so,
it's Tracy's birthday?
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Yeah, she's having a party
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at some weird barcalled The Padded Cell.
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She's got family coming in
from Poland.
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No, they are not
bringing sausage,
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and, yes,it was offensive to ask.
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Oof. Caught between your
girlfriend and your kid?
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It's been totally fine.
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I went to her directly,and I said,
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"Are you okay with memissing your party?"
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And she said, "Yes."
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Hey, you know I want to be
at your birthday,
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but it's Halloween.
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That's okay, right?
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Yaiyse.
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Oh, honey.
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"Yaiyse" is not a yes.
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When there are that many letters
in the word "yes," it's a no.
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So, you think she's upset?
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Ya.
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See how few letters
my "yes" had in it?
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That's how sure I am.
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Aw, man.I thought I was balancing
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the whole kid-girlfriend thing
perfectly.
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Alright, look,
the trick is
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that you have to make Tracy
feel like she is a priority,
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even though this is the mostimportant night in the kid year.
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It's like in"The American President," right?
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The country comes first,
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but Andy still can't
completely screw over Sydney.
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Okay.So, how does that --
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Girl, that is one
of my favorite movies.
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You want to watch a scene
real quick on my phone?
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Uh, yes.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Well, that's women
for ya.
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You know, they're quick
to point out a problem,
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and then when
you need a solution,
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they're watching Michael Douglason their phones.
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Okay,I need to figure this out.
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I think I can actuallymake it to Tracy's party,
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drop in for a quick hello,
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and make it back to the schoolin time for the Jack-Off.
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The what now?
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Well, that's what the kidshave started calling
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the jack-o'-lantern
contest.
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Breezing through, you're not
gonna be able to make both,
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not with
Halloween traffic.
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This is what you do --
You get Tony to drive you.
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He's insanely fast.
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He was the stunt driver on"Smokey and the Bandit" 1 and 3.
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But not"Smokey and the Bandit II"?
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Mnh.
Didn't like the script.
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[ Footsteps approaching ]Daddy? They're coming.
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Oh, great.
Um, Sophie,
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I-I think I'm actually gonna
be a little late to Halloween.
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Why?
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Um...when grown-ups
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are in
an adult relationship --
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He has to go pick upLife Savers.
Mm-hmm.
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But you'll be back in timefor the pumpkin contest?
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Oh, yeah.We're gonna win this year,for sure.
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First-place prize isa $30 gift card to Denny's.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Life Savers?
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It's right there
in the name.
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Alright, alright,
let's go.
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Everyone leaving for Hilltop,please step forward. Uhp!
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Not so fast,
Mom and Angie.
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Rory and I have something
to say to you.
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We've decided that
we're big kids now,
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and we can handle Halloweenwithout you.
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We're telling you
in front of other people
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so you won't
make a scene.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Okay, bye, Mom.Don't have a meltdown.
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See you later!
You'll be fine!
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[ Door opens ]Don't worry about us.
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Just gifted us
a girls' night.
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So get out of here
so we can start partying.
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Alright.
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A whole night
to ourselves?
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What do you want to do?
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Mm-mnh-mnh.
You want to, uh...
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cry?
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Yeah.
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[ Voice breaking ]
Our kids just ditched us.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Remember, buddy,
Will's counting on us.
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Keep it spooky.
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Both:
Trick or treat!
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And to you, too.
Booooo!
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Is that it?
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Yeah. Why?
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This is Will Cooper's house,
right?
Mm-hmm.
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We've just come
to expect more.
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He really put on a show
last year.
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I-I can do it again.
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I think maybeyou didn't hear the "boo."
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We heard it.
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Is Will coming back?
No.
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Oh.
Where is he?
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He's...
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dead.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
Spooky, right?
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Well, I mean, it's terrible.
But how did he --
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We did it, buddy!
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♪♪
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[ School bell rings ]So, Douglas,
it was your job
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to decorate the classroom
for Halloween.
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How many G's did you drop
on fake cobwebs?
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Wait, Iwas
supposed to decorate?
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You were supposed to
elaboratelydecorate.
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You're the Room Parent.
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[ Sighs ]
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Well, there's nothing scarier
than disappointment.
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There. I did it.
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♪♪
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[ Scary music plays ]
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♪♪
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[ Evil laughter]
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♪♪
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[ Wolf howls][ Exhales sharply ]
I am 8, and I am brave.
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So, you diddecorate?
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You were just
teasing us?
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You nimrods
impressed?
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Our dad did this.
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Uh-huh.
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Come on.
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Well, Douglas.
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As your President,
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I would like to formally
apologize for doubting you.
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I didn't do any of this.
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I don't know how this stuffgot in here.
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Wait. But if youdidn't do
any of this, then who did?
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No idea.
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So, it could be
some dangerous psychopath
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who's still lurking
on the premises?
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Well, nothing's
off the table.
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Oh, God.
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I don't want to die
dressed as you.
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Ugh! This is
the worst Halloween
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since everyone dressed asLeft Shark from the Super Bowl.
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Bottle me.
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[ Laughter, music in distance ]
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♪♪
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Just some teens partying
on the golf course.
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Mm.
Teen partying.
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Remember just making outin front of your friends?
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Mm-hmm.
When did that
stop being a thing?
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Man, I can't believe Graham
and Rory are already over us.
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I thought
we had more time.
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And if they think
we're lame now,
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just imagine whatthey're gonna think of us
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when they're teenagers.
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This is gonna keepgetting worse and worse,
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like the gooey people
from Chernobyl.
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That's not gonna
happen to us, Ang.
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No, this is how it goes.
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I loved my parents
so much,
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and then one day, I woke up,and I never loved them again.
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But we're not our parents.
We're actually cool.
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I have a liquor license.
You once rented a Jet Ski.
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Havasu 2006!
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In fact, I bet those teens
out there
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would think
we were pretty awesome.
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Awesome? No.
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Maybe they think we're hot,if we're lucky.
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Lucky how? No.
I don't want to know.
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Hey, how about we run
an experiment?
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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Don't you do this.
You always do this.
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We get tipsy, and you takeadvantage of my love
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of the scientific method.
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I say we invite those teens
to come party with us.
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If they think we're cool,
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our kids will also think we're
cool when they're that age.
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Well...your logic
isrock-solid.
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Yes! Ha!
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Hey, kids!
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Who wants to come partyat a rich dude's house?
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With two hot chicks!
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If there's an Alexa listening,I want to be clear,
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I do not need teens
to think I'm hot.
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Mm-hmm.
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♪♪
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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[ Brakes screech ]
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[ Brakes screech ]
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Long time since your "Smokeyand the Bandit" days, huh?
258
00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,553
Okay, I'm gonna be in and outin 20 minutes.
259
00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:33,077
Be ready to fly.[ Seatbelt clicks ]
260
00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:37,647
[ Sighs ]
261
00:08:38,648 --> 00:08:40,694
[ Can pops ]
262
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:47,048
♪♪
263
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,179
[ Indistinct conversations ]
264
00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:50,007
Hey.
Happy birthday.
265
00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,183
Oh, my God!
You came![ Laughs ]
266
00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:54,011
That's right.
I can do it all!
267
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,360
Will,
this is incredible.
268
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,144
Oh, everybody,
269
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,667
this is Will,
270
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:58,929
the employee I chose to date
despite HR.
271
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,452
Milo mi cie poznac.
272
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:01,845
Czesc!
273
00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:02,672
Dzien dobry!
274
00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:04,805
Oh![ Laughs ]
275
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:05,980
I might have done someflashcards on the ride over.
276
00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,198
Ah.I also may have learned
277
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,374
the Polish birthday song.
278
00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,419
[ Gasps ]Freeze party?
279
00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,681
♪ Sto lat♪
280
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,726
All: ♪ Sto lat♪
281
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,380
♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam♪Sign this.
282
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,165
♪ Sto lat, sto lat♪
283
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,775
♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam♪
284
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,211
Phone, please.
285
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,822
♪ Jeszcze raz, jeszcze raz♪Okay. Yeah.
286
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:24,041
♪ Niech zyje, zyje nam♪
287
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:28,437
♪ Niech zyje nam♪
288
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,874
[ Applause ]Thank you, thank you.
289
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:31,832
Wait, what is this?
290
00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,703
[ Door squeaks, slams ]
291
00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,966
Man: [ Deep voice ] This is
the Padded Cell Escape Room,
292
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,664
an asylum so frightening,
293
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,101
you'll want to tip, tip, tip!
294
00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,059
Welcome to Hell, sickos![ Laughs ]
295
00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,017
I don't want to be a sicko.
296
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,805
So, you love
escape rooms?
297
00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,460
What a fun detail to learn
at the most opportune moment.
298
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,809
Yeah, I've been doing themfor a couple years now,
299
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,898
and now my Polish relativesare addicted.
300
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,421
Every time I talk to them,
301
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,858
they're like, "Czy robimy pokój ucieczki?"
302
00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:01,122
100%.
But I do think that I'm --
303
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:04,429
You know, I am so gladthat you are here.
Mm.
304
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:07,128
You have absolutely
made my birthday.
305
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,259
[ Chuckles ]
306
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:10,131
Are you really
sticking around?
307
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,916
Yaiyse.
308
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,222
[ Both chuckle ]
309
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:16,659
Now, this escape room --Mm.
310
00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,356
...es-quick room,
es-long room?
311
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,923
How much time
are we talking?
312
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,491
Well, I asked for the mostdifficult one because last year,
313
00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,449
Uncle Mikolaj actuallybrought his own shovel
314
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,929
and dug himself out
in 15 minutes.
315
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,670
I don't know. I'm thinkingabout two hours or so?
316
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,891
Two hours!
317
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:34,590
[ Italian accent ] Papa Pizza,
that's a spicy-a chunk-a-time!
318
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,810
Yeah, it's an intense one.And they can touch you.
319
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:37,941
You signed a waiver.
320
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:38,899
[ Normal voice ]
Trapped and touched?
321
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:40,683
Um...is it mybirthday?
322
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,380
[ Both chuckle ]
323
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,947
Alright,
here's the deal.
324
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,036
Between you and me, I have to beat my daughter's school
325
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,082
for a pumpkin contest in,
like, less than an hour,
326
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,605
so I will give you $20
for any tips
327
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,693
to get this thing
moving along.
328
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,348
[ Alarm blaring ]
329
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:56,177
Will, did you
try and cheat?
330
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,569
No.
331
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,920
Wh-- Ow, ow, ow!
What is happening?
332
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,183
Yeah, I think this is actually,
like, a bit much, right?
333
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,968
Oh, someone's
gonna get sedated.
334
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:05,752
Sleepy, sleepy.
335
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,405
No. No. No.
336
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,755
I will not take
your voodoo medicine.
337
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,060
You get away from me.
338
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,845
You will not --
No, please!
339
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,760
[ Muffled scream ]
340
00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,805
Oh, it's a SweeTART.
341
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,764
[ Giggles ]
342
00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,854
[ Indistinct conversations ]
343
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,378
Okay, I'm starting to thinkthat this was a bad idea.
344
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,597
Alright, t-they don'teven think we'recool.
345
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,729
They think
the houseis cool.
346
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:27,730
No, we're cool, okay?
347
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,427
We just gotta
get in there.
348
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,994
Watch this.
349
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,954
[ Clears throat ]
Attention, everyone!
350
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:38,001
Can someone please
turn that music...
351
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,308
up!
352
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,353
♪ I don't care♪[ Cheering ]
353
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:44,878
Time me!
354
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,489
[ All chanting "O.J.!" ]
355
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,144
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge♪
356
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:53,321
Okay, who used my phone
to order pizza?
357
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:53,930
♪ I threw your ish
into a bag♪
358
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,671
It was me!
359
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,325
[ Cheering ]
360
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,674
♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
361
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,458
[ All chanting "O.J.!" ]
362
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,984
[ Belching ] Four score
and seven years ago...
363
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,421
[ All cheering ]Yeah! She's so cool!
364
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,770
Yeah!
365
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:10,599
So, then I told Ron, "I know
why you downloaded Snapchat,
366
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,470
and it wasn't for
the puppy filters."
367
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,863
Britney knows
what I'm talking about.
368
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,125
You know Snapchat?
369
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,779
Oh, I know allthe apps.
370
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,650
♪ We gotta kill this switch
371
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,348
♪ You're from the '70s [ All cheering ]
372
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,784
♪ But I'm a '90s bi--
373
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,047
♪ I don't care
374
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,832
♪ I love it
375
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,051
♪ I don't care
376
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,053
♪ I love it, I love it
377
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,577
Happy Hallowee--
378
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,015
I told the rest of the block
about Will's passing.
379
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,582
How are you holding up?
380
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,019
Uh...
381
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,020
Hanging in.
382
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,849
Yeah, it -- it has beenvery spooky on the family.
383
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,244
Can I just have a moment,please?
384
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,944
Is it possible
I made it too spooky?
385
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,859
Should I just come clean?
386
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,078
You're right, Jack.
387
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,645
The Park family
doesn't give up.
388
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:59,474
We double down.
389
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,042
So, I got to ask.
390
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,871
How is Will's daughter
doing with all of this?
391
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,395
She gone, too.
392
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,179
[ Exhales sharply ]
393
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,225
This looks really good.Wow.
394
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:16,621
Hey, have you
seen my dad?
395
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,188
They're announcing
the winners soon.
396
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,843
Maybe he stopped for gas
and then lost himself
397
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,411
in the generic pastry section
at the Smart Mart.
398
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,413
But I want him here
when I win.
399
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,545
I got the best pumpkinof everyone.
400
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,896
This one just has a squarecarved into it.
401
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,419
That-- That's mine.
402
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,334
It's supposed to
be Colorado.
403
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:36,424
Do you particularly
like Colorado?
404
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,381
No.
405
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,211
Fogerty, why aren't you
getting us out of here?
406
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,909
There could be a killer
on the loose.
407
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,519
Eh, I'm a little
creeped out, too,
408
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,130
but, uh,try not to cause a panic.
409
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,871
Well, guess what.
It is time to panic.
410
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,090
There is a dead rat.
411
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,702
This entire classroom
is a death threat.
412
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,225
Yeah, that's not great.Okay.
413
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,923
I'm -- I'm -- I'm gonnatake care of this.
414
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,012
[ Wolf howls]
415
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,928
Alright, do not react
to anything I say next.
416
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,975
These terrifying decorations
were placed here not by me,
417
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,586
but instead
by a dangerous psychotic.
418
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,458
So, calmly follow me
out the door,
419
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,156
and don't attempt
to save your friends.
420
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,723
They're already dead.
421
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,116
Dad, wait.
422
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,334
Wedecorated
the classroom.
423
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,249
You guys did this?
424
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,598
Wow.
425
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:22,905
Okay.
426
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,298
Give Daddy a moment.
427
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,606
Okay, good news, Rory.Mystery solved.
428
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,479
My, uh --My kids did all this.
429
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,741
How is that good news?
430
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,699
You do realize you're
living with psychopaths?
431
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,050
Well, when you say it like that,it is upsetting.
432
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,921
[ Woman cackles]
433
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,750
Not sure aboutthe one on the right.
434
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:43,752
[ Indistinct conversations ]
435
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,189
Ha-ha!
Time to go home.
436
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,364
Britney!
437
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,149
What are the three words
we live by?
438
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,412
Both: Don't text Josh.
439
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,980
Yep.
That was awesome.
440
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,720
Those teens were eating out
of the palm of our hands.
441
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,070
I told you those kidswould love us.
442
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,201
And you know what?Graham and Rory will, too.
443
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,290
You were right.[ Chuckles ]
444
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,553
We arethe coolest!
We are.
445
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,816
Now, let's celebrate withsome of Douglas' good stuff.
446
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,514
He's got $600 Scotch.
447
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,471
[ Exhales sharply ]
448
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,606
Oh, my God.
449
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,217
[ Sighs ]
They stole all the liquor.
450
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:16,785
Even the Drambuie.
That's disgusting.
451
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:17,786
[ Sighs ]
452
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:21,094
Ang, we are not cool.We're chumps.
453
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:25,098
Bitch...mom...activate!
454
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,450
Alright, come on,
come on, come on. Let's go!
455
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,669
Wait, have you been measuring
in meters?
456
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,106
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna cry.
457
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,324
Will, this is
supposed to be fun.
458
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,369
I'm having fun.
Mm-hmm.
459
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,588
Guy McCormick,
what are you doing?
460
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:41,462
I hid a bottle of whiskey behinda bed back when I lived here,
461
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,986
and now it's gone.
462
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,032
Oh, Guy, this is not
a real pla--
463
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,338
And why have we given
the key puzzle
464
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,210
to the two folks
with the shakiest hands
465
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,907
in all of occupied Europe?
466
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,257
I mean, how many Poles does ittake to open a medicine cabinet?
467
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,216
[ Chuckles ] I'm kidding.
But I'm not.
468
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:57,130
Alright, get your heads
in the game
469
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,566
so we can get the hell
out of here!
470
00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,697
Okay, Will,you seem a little stressed.
471
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,221
Everyone else here's
having a good time.
472
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,570
Well, I am not, okay?
473
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,224
It's Halloween,
and Sophie needs me
474
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,442
at the pumpkin carving
contest, okay?
475
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,009
If she loses,
I have to console her.
476
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011
If she wins,
I have to take her to Denny's.
477
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:11,057
Look, I know that Halloweenis a big night for kids.
478
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,233
If you need to go see Sophie,then you should go.
479
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,234
No one's stopping you.
480
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,497
I'm in
a straitjacket-uh.
481
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:23,069
♪♪
482
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,940
I see.
483
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,595
I have to go.
I'm sorry.
484
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,031
♪♪
485
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,077
[ Door squeaks ]
486
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:31,860
Oh.
Ooh!
487
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,166
Ohh.
488
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,602
-Oh.
-I think that was your cake.
489
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:35,603
Ohh.
490
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:40,477
♪♪
491
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,739
Go, go, go, go, go!
492
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:44,873
[ Engine revs ]
493
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:49,356
♪♪
494
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,405
There they are!
495
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,146
How do I look?
496
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,539
Okay, yeah,I'll be doing the talking.
497
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,628
I'm not gonna be cool.
I'm gonna be a mom.
498
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:04,066
A scary mom with bad jeansand lots of rules.
499
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,286
Alright, kids.
500
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,289
I am very disappointedin each and every one of y--
501
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,204
Britney,
is this Josh?
502
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,509
He deleted Snapchat.
503
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,121
Oh, honey, he justhid it in a folder --
504
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,557
Nope.
Not my problem.
505
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,342
Give us our booze back,or we're calling the cops.
506
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,214
Or worse, your parents.
507
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,085
You know you want this.
508
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,434
Wrong track, Angie.
509
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,741
And we can find your parents.You know why?
510
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,310
Because we are parents,and parents know other parents.
511
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,093
Bing bong!
512
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,181
Hmm?
513
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,182
Now scram!
514
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,488
[ Grunts ]
515
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:35,750
[ Teens murmuring ]
516
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:36,968
Yeah!
That's right!
517
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,579
These moms
will find you
518
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,929
with our big bags
and our sensible sneakers!
519
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,452
And we keep
these bodies tight!
520
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,368
You hear--
No, Angie. No.
521
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,502
[ Scream, cackling]
522
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,505
Hey, Sophie. Hey.
523
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,376
I am so sorry I missed youwinning the contest.
524
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,204
We lost.
Where were you?
525
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,119
I thought I coulddrop by Tracy's party
526
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,903
and make it back in time,
527
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,775
but then I was thrown
into a straitjacket
528
00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,951
and forced to solve a puzzlewith Uncle Mikolaj.
529
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,344
You get it.
[ Chuckles ]
530
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,129
Why didn't you just tell me
you wanted to stop by Tracy's?
531
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,131
I should've.
532
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,352
I just -- I'm trying to balancemy time between the two of you,
533
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,137
and I never want you to feellike you are not number one.
534
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:19,359
I don't, but maybe balancing
your time wouldn't be so hard
535
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,621
if you didn't keep us
so separate.
536
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,839
Wait, really?
537
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,624
You'd be willing forthe three of us to hang out?
538
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,756
Yeah.
I'd be down with that.
539
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,802
Oh. Cool.
540
00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,543
Hey, maybe we could
go bowling?
541
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,719
Yaiyse.
542
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,287
Okay, not bowling.We'll figure something else out.
543
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,506
Now, tell me all aboutthis pumpkin carving contest.
544
00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,552
Stupid Rocco Risoli won
with a carving
545
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,163
of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
eating a meatball sub.
546
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,860
What?!It didn't even make sense!
547
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,516
[ Sighs ] Okay, there's no way
this cheap stuff
548
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,952
is gonna fool Douglas.
549
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,564
Well, neither of us havethe 600 bucks to buy a new one,
550
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:53,480
so you know what that means --more smoky steak sauce.
551
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,831
Alright, I guess we shouldn't
fight it, okay?
552
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,225
We are not cool, and our kids
are gonna stop loving us.
553
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,487
Rory: Mom.
554
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,186
Funnel!
555
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,668
Douglas: We're back.
556
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,061
From the Halloween that will
be referred to in court
557
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:12,063
as "the day I should've
said something."
558
00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,456
[ Door closes ]
559
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,849
It was traumatizing.
560
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,329
I'm so sorryI asked you not to come.
561
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,243
Baby, I'm sorry.
562
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,462
Graham:
Mom, it was terrible.
563
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,464
People hate Colorado.
564
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,074
Oh, Graham.
565
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,554
Guess what.
566
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,643
I got you a new toothbrush.
It has frogs on it.
567
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,341
Frogs?!
568
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,994
You're the coolest!
569
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,344
Who would've ever thought?
570
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,956
Me with
a frog toothbrush.
571
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,786
Well, it looks like we've still
got some time left.
572
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:39,830
Mm-hmm.
573
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,702
♪♪
574
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,313
Okay, I have to know.
575
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,359
Did you kill that ratyourselves?
576
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,361
No.
That wasn't us.
577
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,711
Hilltop just isn't
a very clean school.
578
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,365
Thank God.
579
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,497
But why did you guysdo all that?
580
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,108
We knew you'd totally beef it
on the decorations.
581
00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:00,721
Since you've been completelybeefing it at being Room Parent.
582
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:04,115
Yeah. We didn't want people
to get mad at you again.
583
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:07,031
We just wanted everyone
to see you like we see you.
584
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:09,686
A solid earner
and a pretty good dad.
585
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,298
Well,that's beautiful, girls,
586
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,388
and I-I guess
I didn't consider
587
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,607
how half-assing itwould make you feel.
588
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,655
But I'll tell you what,in the future, I promise --
589
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,875
mwah -- I willput more effort in, okay?
590
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:25,659
Mwah.
591
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:26,877
Good night.
592
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,359
Dad?
593
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,621
Yeah?
594
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,189
Is Will really
not Jewish?
595
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,844
Of course he is, honey.
596
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,585
Of course he is.
597
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,419
As I held his dying body
in my arms,
598
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,421
he looked me right in the eyes
and said,
599
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:51,119
"Do Halloween for me."
600
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,425
And then he was gone.
601
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296
Off to the big haunted house
in the sky.
602
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,167
How awful.
603
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,386
Thank you.[ Door opens ]
604
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,649
What's going on here?
605
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,782
Oh, my God!
Will, Sophie!
606
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:03,131
You're alive!
607
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,350
Miggy:
Hell yeah, they are.
608
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,220
Y'all got spooked.
609
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,745
Um, Miggy...
what's happening?
610
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:11,008
Don't ever question
my spookability again.
611
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,401
Wilson, we out.
612
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:18,320
I lost you once.I won't lose you again.
613
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,452
Mmm.
614
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,454
Mmm.
615
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,759
Mwah.
616
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,153
Happy Halloween.
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