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Angie: Shuttin' downyour ex-husband's wedding!
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Now let's dish.
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Okay, so, Will and Idrive up to the drive-through,
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and who's there?
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My ex.
Graham's dad.
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And how'd
that deadbeat look?
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Disgusting...ly hot!Ohh!
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"Charlie's Angels"!
Yeah.
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Okay, and then Derek gave mehis e-mail address
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on one of his old CDs.
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What?! Angie,
are you gonna use it?
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Wait. Are we headed towards
a "Thelma & Louise" situation?
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No! I'm not gonna e-mailthat dummy.
Okay.
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Lookit!
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Aaahhh!
Aaahhh!
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Okay, good, because you know
how crazy he makes you.
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One mention of something
that happened nine years ago,
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and you are
in Obsessed Town.
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Not anymore, okay?
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Turns out all I had to do washave one last look at his face.
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Mad closure.
Good.
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Can't wait to see what I blamemy problems on now.
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Probably your mom.
Yeah.
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Prom.
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Mm!
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Hey.
Hey.
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Alright, well,
you successfully rode out
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your ex-husband's wedding,
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so what do you say we leave?
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Okay, come on, Douglas.
Let's take a picture.
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Eh --
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O-Okay, but I refuse to do
a fun one.
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Hold up! Are we doing
a group photo?
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Miggy!
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Miggy!!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Dibs on
the fake saxophone!Ooh.
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Wait. You know
what I just realized?
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Sophie and Graham are
at Space Camp,
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Rory's going with Ronand Sharon on their honeymoon --
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not a great sign --
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and the twins are
with their kinda hot grandma.
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Are we looking at
a kid-free summer?
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Totally unprecedented.Oh, my God.
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This'll have little effect
on my day-to-day.
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Guys? Really?I mean, Jack's not even 2.
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I'll have himthe entire time.
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A kid-free summer!
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Dirty little secret?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Oh.
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Shhh.
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Okay, so, let's get some partieson the books, alright?
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We can take turns hosting.That way, we can see each other.
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Oh, I'll be seeing you.
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Ohh. Okay.
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Alright, guys,
summer starts now!
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Whoo!
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Oh! Hey, person who didn't think
that I could pull off a party.
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Well, check it. Here.
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We have saltines, a nice spreadof breakfast cereal,
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and some snacks
that I've been collecting
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from Southwest flights.
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Nailed it.
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Where's your, uh,
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work boss/life girlfriend,
Tracy Freeze?
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Well, we've been hanging outquite a bit,
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but we're keeping thingspretty casual right now.
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And that is the perfect attitudefor the summer of freedom.
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Summer!
Summer!
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Whoo!
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This is the exact reason
why we made
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Angie and Will's List
of Summer Fun!
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Mm.
Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
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Shall we review?We shall.
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I'm excited aboutthe wine tasting. Ooh!
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I'm very excitedfor that pinball bar
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where everybody's gonna be 23and, therefore, terrifying.
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Karaoke. ♪ Duh! Our thing.
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And I can finallyvisit the dog shelter
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without having to
worry about
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Sophie's crippling
bulldog allergy.
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Yeah, what a drag.
Yeah.
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Ooh!
And the crown jewel --
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that Bavarian sausage house
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where you getfree sausage for your birthday!
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I don't know how I feel
about lying.
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My birthday's
not until October.
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Come on.
You know the saying --
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it's not summer unless
you're lying to some Germans.
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Gus: Hey, Angie.
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Ah! Gus.
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My friend
andmy exterminator.
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And you come
bearing gifts.
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He was raised right.
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They're deviled eggs.
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Some of them
aren't good.
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Oh, my...
Good God.
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Daaaamn!
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I'm getting second-degree burnsfrom all that fire!
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If that's the bad degree.
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Oh! Have you two
gone on a date yet?
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No, Miggy.
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I thought he was gonna ask me
sooner, but I don't know.
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I think he's just
taking his time.
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He's taking
histime?
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The Poppy I knowdoesn't wait for anybody.
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That's why you're alwaysleaving me at the mall.
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Mm.
Mm-hmm.
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Jack! What'd I tell youabout the Sharpies?
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The wall, man,
not the mouth.
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I'll get him.
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Oh, man,this party is the pits.
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No spread, no bartender,
no live piano.
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Dude, what's the deal?
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Why haven't you
asked out Poppy yet?
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Well, if you must know,I'm gonna ask her tonight.
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I just had to, you know,secure all the details.
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You see, women arefearful creatures --
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you know, skittish,
like cats,
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and if you put themin an unpredictable environment,
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well, they panic.
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That's why they want the manto make all the decisions.
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They also hate the car.
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Yeah, I get that.
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But see,
Poppy's a modernwoman.
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She's not
your usual type.
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You're gonna need
some new moves.
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Eh.All women are the same.
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O-O-Okay.
Here she comes.
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Watch and learn.
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Okay,
tagging you back in.
Yeah.
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He somehow
took his diaper off
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yet is still
wearing his shorts.
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Uh, Ms. Banks,I would like to inform you
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of your plans
next Wednesday.
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Hey, do you want to go
on a date?
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W-Well, I...
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Calendars...
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appointments...
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O-Okay, are you short-circuitingor what's...going...on?
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Oh. Is it because
a woman's asking you out?
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No!
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I-It's new.
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But, uh, y-yes.
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Yes.It would be my pleasure.
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Good. Great.
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Um, I'll pick you up
Tuesday.
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I know
this great vegan joint.
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Just kidding.
We'll get steak.
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Guess what.
What?
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That wine bar is havinga tasting tonight.
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We could go
straight from here.
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Love it.
Let's do it!
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Okay!
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Everyone out!
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I'm doing
something else now.
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I mean it.
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What?Oh, really?
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This is it.
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Yeah, sorry, I sort of meant,like, after the party,
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but this is cool, too.
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Uh, is that a CD shardin your pocket?
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You know, just can't stopthinking about e-mailing Derek,
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you know, just to yell at him
one last time,
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just hit him
with the old "Yo, D-bag,
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do you have
any idea how --"
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Mm.
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Something is...
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happening...inside me.
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Feelings?
Oh, yes.
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Feelings.
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I just got to...
shove those back down.
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Okay.
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That was close.
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Um...All better now.
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No! Angie, you got tolet that bad stuff out.
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It's likemy Nana always says --
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if you don't let the steam outof the kettle, it gets too loud.
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Well,
your Nana was stupid!
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Sorry.It's okay.
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I'm not e-mailing Derek.
End of story.
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Alright.
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But if I were,
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you know it would be
the e-mail of the century.
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It would be
eight years of rage.
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I would find a way to use
the word "butthole"
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as a noun anda verb.
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You're kind of obsessingabout this,
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and I thinkyou need to write this e-mail.
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Like, now.
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Yes. Yeah.
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You know what?
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I can't let this
hang over
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Angie and Will's List
of Summer Fun.
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I'm gonna go
destroy Derek.
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Oh, what about
the wine tasting?
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How about I head over there now,get us a table,
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strike up some heat
with the server?
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Meet you there.
Yeah.
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Summer!Summer! Summer!
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Summer!!
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Uh, sir, some of the patronsare complaining
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that you look lonely.
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My friend's coming.
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That's the spirit, sir.
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Both:
Welcome to our party!
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Please enjoy our selection offine organic California wines.
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From all 58 counties
of this great state.
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Maybe skip the Fresno ones.
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Enjoy.
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I, for one,
am trying them all.
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I'm gonna...Yeah, would you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Guy.
Maybe go easy on the wine?
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Ohhh! Mm.
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Thanks for having me.
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Of course.
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Ourparty?
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Seems like you and Tracy
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have gotten serious
this summer.
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I don't know.
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Is sex serious?
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What?! Will Cooper.
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Good for you!
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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Summer lovin'. Yeah.Thank you. Mm-hmm.
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Had a little of that
myself.
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Oh, that's right.Poppy's in the game!
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Where isDouglas,
by the way?
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How would I know?
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You remember Gus,
from Angie's party?
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Can you believe
she asked me out?
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Love a woman
that takes charge.
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P.S. -- you havea serious silverfish situation.
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Let's take a lap, Gus.
Okay.
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Angie. Hey.
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Where have you been?
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And are you wearingmaternity sweatpants?
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C-Could you move it
along? I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
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Okay, I haven't -- I haven'tseen you in like a month.
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I feel like we havea lot to catch up on.
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Have...you talked to Poppy
about Douglas?
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Oh, yeah.
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She's...with Gus now.
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And you didn't tell me?This is a major scandal.
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If our friend group
was America,
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this would be on the coverof Peoplemagazine.
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Okay, can we talk
about this later?
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I'm writing the e-mail
to Derek.
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Really? He wrote you back?What did he say?
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No. I'm writing thee-mail
to Derek.
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Still?
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How is that possible?
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Because I-I need it
to be perfect.
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This is the last thing that I'mever gonna say to this jackass,
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and I-I got to get it right.
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Wait, I --
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So, this is what you've beendoing for the entire month?
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This is why we haven't doneour summer distraction plan --
261
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the wine tastings, the visitto the Sriracha factory,
262
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,867
getting stoned on melatonin andgoing to the butterfly pavilion?
263
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,652
Could you take a look at this?
I could use some feedback.
264
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"Hey, bu--"
265
00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,307
Oh.
266
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,701
Oh.
267
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,225
I don't feel comfortablereading this out loud.
268
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,840
Well, Ms. Banks,I...can't help but notice
269
00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:42,756
you're attending this partywith Angie's exterminator.
270
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:46,760
Mm. Well, his name is Gus,
and he's built like a house.
271
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,632
Poppy, Douglas, what's going onwith you two, huh?
272
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Is it myfault?
273
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,635
Nothing's going on.Damn right.
274
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Nothing's going on.
275
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I can take a hint.
Yeah?
276
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I'm gonna go
eat a corn chip.
277
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,862
Mm!
278
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,736
I don't get it.
279
00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,433
You two were moonyfor each other at Angie's party.
280
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,739
I have to know
what happened.
281
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,785
Tenant's rights.Alright, fine.
282
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,700
I didn't want to gossip about
Douglas to our mutual friends,
283
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,658
but I need the support, so justpromise to be cool, okay?
284
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,529
Poppy, I don't have to promise
to be cool.
285
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:18,792
I amcool.
286
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,097
Look at the angle
of my hat.
287
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,098
Got it.
Mm-hmm.
288
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,839
Alright,
Douglas and I went on
289
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:26,103
the worstfirst date
in American history.
290
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,889
At first,
everything was going great.
291
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,730
And then what happened?
292
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,167
That's it.
Never spoke again.
293
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,518
W-- That man IRL ghosted you,and you never got a reason?
294
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:52,390
We all know the reason, Miggy.
It's because I asked him out.
295
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,958
That's all it took to sethis old-fashioned brain on fire
296
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,960
and send him running
into the night.
297
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:59,136
I can't believe you actuallyhad to go through that.
298
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,485
Thank you.
299
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:01,704
And now I have to gomurder Douglas.
300
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,097
What? No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
301
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:05,055
Just...leave him alone.
302
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,623
You know, the fact that
he has to live the rest
of his life as Douglas
303
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,624
is punishment enough.
304
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,712
Okay.
305
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,279
But only because
you're a queen --
306
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,759
Mm....an icon, a survivor.
307
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:13,977
Yes.
308
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:15,283
Hey, don't freakin'
look at her!
309
00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,284
What -- What --
310
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,459
Miggy, Miggy.What's wrong with you?
311
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,550
Why aren't you laughing?
This is the funny part.
312
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,813
I think I need a breakfrom this e-mail.
313
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:26,424
Maybe go watch some videosof otters holding hands.
314
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,514
Tracy: Oh, my God!
Will!
315
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,995
We finally got the reservationat that Bavarian sausage place.
316
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:33,518
Awesome!Yeah.
317
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,520
Oh.
Bavarian sausage place?Oh.
318
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,827
It's just partof this crazy list we made
319
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,395
to make sure that we havethe most fun summer ever.
320
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,876
We call it the Will and Tracy
List of Summer Fun.
321
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:43,920
...Summer Fun.
322
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,835
Wow.
323
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,010
Cool.
324
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,533
And great name.
325
00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:49,970
Love how it just says
what it is.
326
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:50,971
Yeah.
327
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,367
Hey, Miggy.
328
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,326
Jack is in the yard, huh?Get in the game.
329
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:01,024
Oh, I'm sorry, Douglas,
but I have to murder you now!
330
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,591
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Take it easy!
331
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:03,766
How could you do Poppy dirtylike that?!
332
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,115
Hey! Relax!
333
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,248
Calm down. I --
334
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,772
I had a heart attack.
335
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,818
What? When?
336
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:25,353
Tony.
337
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,050
Cedars.
338
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,835
Oh, my God.
339
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,838
Douglas, here I thought you werethe worst person in the world.
340
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:35,145
You're a king, an icon,a survivor.
341
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,060
A-Alright. You don't have to
throw me a parade.
342
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,063
Half of my friends survived
a heart attack this summer.
343
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,587
The other half...
344
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,850
We have to tell Poppythe truth.
345
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,242
O-Oh-- N-No, no, no.
You don't want --
Yes!
346
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,203
Okay,
I'm sorry I'm doing
347
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,031
the Bavarian sausage thing
with Tracy.
348
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,468
You are doing
our entire list.
349
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,165
In the words ofmy ninth grade English teacher,
350
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,820
"You can't just writeyour name on the top ofsomeone else's work, Angie."
351
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,822
For the record,
I called, I texted,
352
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,432
I liked all your tweets,
353
00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,956
until I realized it was
a different Angie.
354
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,523
I got nothing back.
I got blown off for an e-mail.
355
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,873
An e-mail you
convinced me to write.
356
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,875
Because I didn't knowit was gonna take you two months
357
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:09,963
to write it, okay?
358
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,486
You abandoned me.
359
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,749
No, no, no.
Youabandoned me.
360
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,404
I warned you exactlyhow much rage was inside of me
361
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,840
and what would happenif it came out.
362
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,016
Okay? A-And notthat it mattered to you.
363
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,845
You were with Tracy, yoursupposedly casual girlfriend.
364
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,500
Well, we werecasual...
a month ago.
365
00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,241
And then you were gone,
Sophie was gone,
366
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,112
so Tracy and I
started hanging out,
367
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,245
and then the next thing I knew,I had a girlfriend.
368
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:34,988
So I did the list with her,but I wanted to do it with
you!
369
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,772
Okay, see...
370
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,991
that right there.
371
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,427
That's our problem.
372
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,907
Wait, what is?
373
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,909
It's weird, right?
374
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,650
That I'm mad at youfor spending time with Tracy,
375
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,914
who you'rein a relationship with?
376
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:48,871
I'm just your mom-friend.
377
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,961
Angie, you know
you're more than that.
378
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:52,832
Well...
379
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,096
I probably shouldn't be.
380
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,101
Have your summer
with Tracy, okay?
381
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,930
Do -- Do the pinball bar.Get your fake birthday sausage.
382
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:07,934
I'll see you whenGraham and Sophie come back.
383
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:18,118
Will, your daughter gets biggerand more beautiful every year.
384
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,521
Well, Tony, I pulled out
all the stops --
385
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,611
full pig, fat guy swinging firein the backyard,
386
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,961
and for what?
387
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:37,267
Poppy didn't even show up.
388
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,139
Well, at least
yougot all dolled up.
389
00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,141
You think
she'll ever forgive me?
390
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,273
Don't answer that. I can't takeanother kick to the pills.
391
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,927
Together: ♪ Happy birthday
392
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,712
♪ Happy birthday to you
393
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,149
Why are they singing"Happy Birthday"?
394
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,933
It's not your birthday.
395
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,588
Yeah, but if we tell them it is,we get the meal for free.
396
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,068
Oh.
397
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,374
It's not summer unlessyou're lying to a German, right?
398
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,201
Wait, what?
399
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,638
Nothing.
400
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,031
Dig in.
401
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,772
Make a wish.
402
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:10,648
Hey.
403
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,652
I came 'cause I was
at the Bavarian sausage place.
404
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:16,872
Way to rub it in!
405
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,656
No --
Sorry.
406
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,224
The point is,I was sitting there,
407
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,226
and I knew in my heart
408
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,011
that should have been our
fake birthday sausage.
409
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,404
What about Tracy?
410
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,015
Tracy's great.
411
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,843
Frankly, it's nice to bein a good relationship for once.
412
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:35,108
But there is some stuffI just want to do with you.
413
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,457
The dumb stuff.
414
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,893
You're really good
at the dumb stuff.
415
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,029
I'm sorry that...
416
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,119
I let an e-mail
ruin our summer.
417
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,338
It's just...
418
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,253
I'd be writing it, you know,
ripping him a new one,
419
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,385
and then...
Yeah.
420
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:52,647
...I don't know.
421
00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,649
All this deeper stuff
started coming out.
422
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:57,043
Like, you know, how hard it washaving a baby on my own
423
00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,262
and how, to this day, I stillhalf-expect everyone in my life
424
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,307
to just walk out on me.
425
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:06,226
It's why I can't bring myself
to send it.
426
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:10,665
I never want stupid Derek
to know how badly he hurt me.
427
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,058
Ever.
428
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,843
Angie,have you ever considered
429
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:18,716
that sharing your feelings isn't
a sign of weakness?
430
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,503
Actually, no.
431
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,200
It's kind of yourjob
to tell me stuff like that.
432
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,031
I'm just mad that Derek
somehow managed to keep us
433
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,380
from our list.
434
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,426
Well,I got some news for you --
435
00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:35,037
our kids don't get homefor a couple of hours.
436
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:37,431
Are you about to suggest that wego to Douglas' lame tiki party?
437
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:38,519
I am.
438
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:39,737
But first.
439
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,221
♪ Hot summer streets
440
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,658
♪ And the pavements
are burning ♪
441
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,617
♪ I sit around
442
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,100
♪ Trying to smile
443
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:58,234
♪ But the air is so heavy
and dry ♪
444
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,108
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
445
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,110
Angie:♪ Strange voices are saying
446
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,895
♪ What did they say?
447
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,333
♪ ThingsI can't understand ♪
448
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,335
♪ It's too close
for comfort ♪
449
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:16,557
♪ This heat has got
right out of hand ♪
450
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,429
♪ It's a cruel
451
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,430
♪ It's a cruel!
452
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,519
♪ Cruel summer
453
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,089
♪ Leaving me here on my own
454
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,264
♪ It's a cruel
455
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,265
♪ It's a cruel!
456
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,702
♪ Cruel summer
457
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:36,838
♪ Now you're goooooooone
458
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,592
Ah.
459
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,030
Thank you, Jane.
460
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,337
What you did to"New York, New York" tonight
461
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,295
was nothing short
of spectacular.
462
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,818
I didn't expect you
to cry.
463
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:01,819
Mahalo.
464
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,393
I'm gonna
make this quick.
465
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,134
I deserve
an explanation.
466
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,310
Did you really ghost mebecause I asked you out?
467
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,964
Are you from horse times?
468
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,271
I-I thoughtyou were better than that.
469
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:19,228
At least with me.
470
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,233
I had a heart attack.
471
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,191
What?
472
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,844
What?!
473
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,498
Oh, my Go-- When?
474
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,847
On our date.
475
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,284
You were
holding my hand,
476
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,938
and that's probably
what brought it on.
477
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,376
That and the fact that I still
hadn't used the StairMaster
478
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,378
from my 30th birthday.
479
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,206
Douglas, are you okay?
480
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,381
I'm getting there.
481
00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,818
Right now, I'm on a...
482
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,385
plant-based diet.
483
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,604
For God's sakes, Douglas,why didn't you tell me?
484
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,172
Because I didn't want
you to think of me as
a weak old man, okay?
485
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,392
So you wanted me to think of youas a jerk instead?
486
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,308
A-A lot of people
already think of me that way.
487
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:57,658
See, "jerk" is
kind of where I live.
488
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,312
Look, buddy,
489
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,009
if we're gonna do this,you're gonna have to work on
490
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,403
your big boycommunication skills.
491
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:07,320
Listen, Poppy,under any normal circumstances,
492
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,409
I never would have left you
on that date.
493
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,107
I was having
the time of my life.
494
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,328
It wasa great
half an appetizer.
495
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,202
Maybe if I'm lucky,
you'll ask me out again.
496
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,296
I have a good feelingabout it.
497
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,654
Last night of summer.
498
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:38,916
You know what tomorrow means.
499
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,918
We're driving them,
doing homework,
500
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,442
julienning their vegetables.
501
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,095
Backpacks
full of exploded yogurt.
502
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,445
Their horrified screams
503
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,273
when they discover their artin the garbage.
504
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,839
Talking to parents
that aren't us.
505
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:52,321
Again, I've been dealing
with this the entire summer.
506
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:53,801
And I did a bad job.
507
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,150
Jack got smaller.
508
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,543
I had a greatsummer.
509
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,675
Tonight.
510
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:04,377
There's just one thing
left on my list to do.
511
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,379
Oh, my God. Is sheabout to send that e-mail?
512
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,728
What e-mail?
513
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,730
Yep.
I'm gonna do it.
514
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,428
I am going to truth-bomb my ex
and never talk to him again.
515
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,258
Can you guys help me workshop
some subject headings?
516
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,608
Send it.
517
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,653
Send it.Send it.
518
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,872
Together:
Send it! Send it!
519
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,874
Send it! Send it!
520
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,136
Send it! Send it!
521
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:30,403
Yes!It's in the void.
522
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,273
Oh, we're so proud
of you, girl.
523
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,667
That felt good.
524
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,452
I think I might ride this wave,like, into the new school year.
525
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:37,845
You know,
turn over a new leaf.
526
00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:40,195
Maybe date some new people,
try some new things.
527
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,284
Like, I-I don't know,
putting my grocery cart back!
528
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,852
Angie, that would be hugefor you.
529
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,550
It's not gonna be easy,but you guys will have my back.
530
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,204
See, this is gonna be
a great fall.
531
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,466
And tomorrow,
we get to go back
532
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:53,426
to doing what we do best --parenting.
533
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,384
We arepretty good
at parenting, aren't we?
534
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,646
Best in the biz.
535
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,647
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
536
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,301
Uh, hello?!
537
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,218
No one was there to pick us up
at the bus station!
538
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,438
Amy:
We had to walk home!
539
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,309
We had to cross
the freeway.
540
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,920
It was actually kinda fun,
but that's not the point!
541
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,575
Seriously, we leave,and everything falls apart?
542
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,447
What have you people been doingwithout us?
543
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,452
Surpriiiise?
544
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,716
Together: Surprise!
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