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Get us out of here.
I'll hold them off.
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My name is Beth Smith.
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Tell your top bugs
the Defiance lives on.
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I will. I will.
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I'll make you a legend.
Blade Smith.
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Beth Smith.
Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.
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Okay, God,
it's just such a plain...
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I'm trying to come up
with a mnemonic device.
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You could connect it
to not dying.
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I know, I know! You think that
would sear it right in,
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but it just speaks
to the sheer forgettability.
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Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry.
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Uh, uh, oh, God.
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Starts with a "B"...
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Congratulations to your
government, business,
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or terror cell on its
acquisition of
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the NX-5 Planet Remover
by Xamaxax
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in partnership with
Wrangler jeans.
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The NX-5's industry-leading
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tachyon beams eliminate planets
twice as fast as the NX-4S
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with half the battery and zero
built-in fatal design flaws.
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That's right.
No more secret hole
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that blows the whole thing up
when you shoot it.
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Your enemies will say
it's unfair.
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- We say it's about time.
- Damn it.
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We risked our lives for that?
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You did your best.
Maybe you need a break.
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Don't you ever miss Earth?
I don't have to miss it.
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I'm technically still there.
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My dad made a perfect clone
of me to take my place.
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Boy, that Rick.
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So, if you do go back,
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what happens to the clone?
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Does it have, like,
a proximity-triggered device
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in its neck?
Who cares? Are we done?
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Sure.
Unless you want me to remove
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the proximity-triggered device
from your neck.
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Think it's a bomb?
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Man, what if this is
how you found out
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he never wanted you back,
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that he loved the clone
more than you?
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How crazy would that be?
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Crazy and of...
Of course soul-crushing.
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For you. I actually have
something for that.
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Y-You want some?
They're nonaddictive.
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That's not true.
They're totally addictive.
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I'm a terrible doctor.
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I actually have something
for that, too.
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You want some?
Nonaddictive. Mmm.
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I'm a great doctor.
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Dr. Wong had
a cancellation today.
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Anybody up for a family session?
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- I could do that.
- I'm... I'm down to clown.
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Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet
will be done in time.
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Great, because she
specifically asked you
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to stop bringing puppets. Dad?
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I love therapy, family therapy
most of all,
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but I am actually
disintegrating.
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Oh, my God! Whoa! Dad!
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Is that really it? We did it?
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It's the invisibility belt.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them.
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That's gonna hurt
in like 10 seconds.
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Thanks, Morty.
Why should I let you use it?
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You never let me use it.
Can I have the belt?
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It would really piss off Morty.
Fantastic idea.
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What the hell?!
You jerk! Give it!
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Hey! Ow!
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Share the invisibility. Jerry?
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Ooh, this looks like a job
for Mr. Nibbles.
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Let me just glue
one more eye on.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Woof.
Looks like you two have to fight
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about why you can't
control your kids.
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Good thing Dr. Wong's
got an opening.
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- Bye.
- You're a bad father.
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Don't let him divide us.
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Garage, family therapy mode.
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Ah.
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Honey, you're back.
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You seem surprised.
You never wrote.
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And never exploded?
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What I'm hearing is that
you think that's a bomb.
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So does every engineer
that's seen it.
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Engineer?
Princess, I'm sure every caveman
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that sees a microwave calls
it a rock cabinet.
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The point of inventing is
to make things that don't exist.
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Then whip me up a reason
not to kill you.
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Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's.
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Scan her.
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Dad?
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Okay, have fun, pumpkin.
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Sorry I'm a piece-of-father.
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Oh, ha-ha! Well, the
self-loathing buys a lot back.
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Jerry, leave the puppet.
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It's a one-way ticket
to a breakthrough, Beth.
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The device in her neck
would have transferred
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a database of her memories
to your device
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before vaporizing her.
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So much for that plan.
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Why is she... it...
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Why am I back with Jerry?
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I thought she was a copy of me.
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She is a copy of you.
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If she ran back to that
dingleberry,
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that's on you.
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Want to grab a drink?
All the time.
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Good girl.
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Ooh.
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- To catch a predator.
- What the hell?!
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Thermal goggles, bitch.
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Mom said share.
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You can't share invisibility.
Take those off.
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No.
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So I'll just see you
at cheerleader practice?
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Should I bring a poncho?
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Alright! State your terms.
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Give back the belt.
You take the goggles.
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Go away. We trade in an hour.
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Deal.
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How do you like that, bitch?
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I liked it more
than my old belt.
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"Tiny Big Man Junior"?
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You shoulda shared.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Did I wander that far
from my console?
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They should put a warning
on these things.
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So, we overrode the gates,
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and the slave rebellion
took the capital.
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Pretty cool. Very cool.
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My daughter,
having space adventures.
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They are skewing a tad
"Star Wars" -y, though.
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Don't forget to have fun.
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Well, I came back to murder you,
not get your notes,
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but I'll remember to fart more
while I'm saving the galaxy.
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Okay, I'm the one
that made this possible.
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It's not a competition.
Of course not.
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Just curious, though,
if it were,
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would "most wanted"
be first place?
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You're fighting
the Gromflomites?
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Dad, they're trying
to take over the galaxy!
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Everybody in the galaxy
tries to take over the galaxy.
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The trick is to be left alone
by whoever succeeds.
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Eh, it's your hero phase.
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I had one, too.
You'll outgrow it.
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No, you did.
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I'm not gonna outgrow giving a.
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Sources tell us these aliens,
who call themselves
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the Neeeew Galactic Federation,
will blow up the planet
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unless some woman with a very
boring name gives herself up.
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- Oh, come on.
- Way to give a.
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Next time, don't wipe it
on your home planet.
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Oh
They're gonna track down Beth.
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You mean... Beth's clone.
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Right. Beth's clone.
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What... What did I say?
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It really was nice
seeing you again.
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Whoo! Yeah! Go, Honey Bees!
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Good practice, girls.
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And remember,
we are in a drought,
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so be sure to shower
as one big group
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at the exact same time.
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Shower fire!
The shower's on fire!
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Step aside, girls! I got this!
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You're a monster!
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Still wanna share?
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Morty Smith, hands up.
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You are under arrest
for crimes against
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the New Improved
Galactic Federation.
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Wait. What?
How are you doing that?
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You're not a psychic, are you?
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Do you have psychic powers?
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- Uh, yes.
- -Are they strong powers?
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We're just looking
for your mother.
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You can't, like,
stop our hearts, can you?
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- Uh, I can.
- -Okay, we surrender.
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Jerry, do you agree
that the use of puppets
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makes you seem dumb and crazy?
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I don't think "crazy" is
a responsible word to use in...
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It is now. This is crazy.
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You're being crazy.
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They do it in therapy on TV.
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Well, TV gives British people
prizes for baking, Jerry.
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Tonya? Tammy? Tammya? Tammya.
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Hi, Mrs. Smith.
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I like your hair
better this way.
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How's the stomach? What?
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Hey! I only said "hey."
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It's not like I can do more
than that.
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As much as I'd like to kill you,
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my superiors have some questions
about the Defiance.
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I don't have a...
I have a Defiance?
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Oh, God, I'm a clone.
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That's your defense?
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No, my defense is eat me.
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Hey! Ah! We've been over this.
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All I do is say "hey."
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Smart guns,
white-list human life.
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And the therapist.
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Tammy, this is the office
where my family works
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to better itself.
What, and that makes it sacred?
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No, it makes it a place
I've rigged with a lot
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of voice-activated
escape contingencies.
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These are all good points.
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I need to take a long
look at myself.
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Aah! Aah!
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I'd like to discuss that.
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I don't discuss problems,
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I incinerate them.
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Everybody in the car.
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Everybody in my family,
not the world.
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Jesus, Wong. Boundaries.
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I'm better than this job.
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Can't you just make a portal?
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Your children are down
there invisible, Jerry.
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"Make a portal"?
Father of the year back here.
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Well, you're one to talk.
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You told me I wasn't a clone.
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Y-You're not a clone.
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And who is that?
Uh, uh, a clone.
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Why would you make a clone of me
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just to send the clone
into space?
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Well, you didn't want to go,
and I thought,
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"Okay, that's cool."
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But then I thought, "Well,
you know what would be even"
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cooler is a space daughter,"
s-so I made one.
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And I put a bomb in her neck
in case she ever came back.
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Father of the year.
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She wasn't supposed
to come back.
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Why did she?
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Well, she found a bomb
in her neck.
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Wouldn't you?
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Father of the year. Shut up!
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I'm tired of believing you.
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- I want to talk to her.
- No, you don't.
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Jerry, do something.
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Hey.
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He told me you're the clone.
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What do you think he told me?
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You're the clone?
Wow, naive and attractive.
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Wow, jaded and hot.
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I know this is bad parenting,
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but if you stop fighting,
you both get McDonald's.
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How about I just blow my brains
out, starting with hers?
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Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's.
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I-I think they even
gave us some money.
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- Drop it. Don't move!
- Freeze! Get down!
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On the ground! On the ground!
Don't move!
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Everybody, shut up! You're all
saying different.
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Wait, so there are two of them?
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More importantly,
which one is mine?
252
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Uh, neither, chauvinist.
253
00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:01,566
Whatever. Take them both.
254
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,284
Cool beam. But let's bargain.
255
00:10:07,308 --> 00:10:08,552
I'm the one you really want.
256
00:10:08,576 --> 00:10:09,753
Excuse me?
257
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,954
Uh, smartest man
in the universe?
258
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,623
Secret to
interdimensional travel?
259
00:10:12,647 --> 00:10:13,824
Ask your bosses.
260
00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:15,292
My bosses are bugs, Rick.
261
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,360
You killed the old ones.
The new ones are half my age.
262
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:21,432
They know if you're left alone,
you're a non-threat.
263
00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,233
Oofa! We got the payload.
264
00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:24,768
Fire up the NX-5.
265
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,036
Earth's going ta-ta.
266
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,438
You might want to do that thing
267
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:28,772
where you find a new universe
268
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:29,907
where you can yourself off.
269
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,241
You can't tell me what to do.
270
00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:32,843
Awesome. He resisted.
We can shoot him.
271
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:35,446
Wha? Just go with it, Jerry.
272
00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:37,914
Everybody, drop your guns...
Except for Jerry!
273
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,938
Classic.
274
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,588
Holy Morty. And Summer.
275
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,458
W-We worked together.
That's... that's our arc.
276
00:10:47,482 --> 00:10:50,060
We went from siblings to
invisible to working together.
277
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,862
It's not "Citizen Kane,"
but why compete
278
00:10:51,886 --> 00:10:54,197
with whatever's going on here,
you know?
279
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,600
Unh!
280
00:10:56,624 --> 00:11:00,070
Aah!
281
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:03,406
You made me go to a wedding.
282
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,542
And you killed my best friend.
I shoulda said that one first.
283
00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:10,814
Congratulations, Earth,
on being destroyed by the NX-5,
284
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,639
brought to you by Wrangler.
285
00:11:16,911 --> 00:11:19,356
Ugh, guess the galaxy's
most-wanted mammal
286
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,558
needs her daddy
to come change her diapie.
287
00:11:21,582 --> 00:11:23,226
Come on, kids, we have to go do
288
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,352
a piece of "Star Wars."
289
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,901
Attention, Zeta 99-2.
290
00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:33,103
We know you have a stolen ship.
Stand down.
291
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,828
Oh, am I not a non-threat now?
292
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:45,382
Hey, you are not cleared
to land.
293
00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:47,584
We will open fire.
Hold your ground, men.
294
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,141
You'll be heroes.
295
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,857
Summer, try unlocking
that door by scanning
296
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,592
your high-school
friend's dead face.
297
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:56,727
Uh, I have... I have to pee.
298
00:11:56,751 --> 00:11:58,461
Pee on the floor.
It's a Death Star.
299
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,864
Okay, but there's rebellion
and then there's...
300
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,333
Here, Dad. Perfect.
301
00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:05,268
What am I doing wrong?
302
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,738
Ugh, her eyes are closed.
Morty, open the left one.
303
00:12:07,762 --> 00:12:10,273
I've got the right.
304
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,409
She died the way she lived,
overserialized.
305
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:13,810
I'm gonna rescue your mom
and her clone
306
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,145
without revealing
which is which.
307
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,014
You two find the NX-5
and shut it down.
308
00:12:17,038 --> 00:12:18,481
I mean, don't die trying.
There's infinite Earths.
309
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,351
If you can save this one,
it's gravy.
310
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,752
Dream team rides again!
311
00:12:21,776 --> 00:12:23,620
Oh, yeah, we're like
Luke and Leia.
312
00:12:23,644 --> 00:12:24,821
Uh, except no kissing part.
313
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,489
What's another famous
brother-sister team?
314
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,424
Uh, Hansel and Gretel?
315
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:28,892
Yeah, right, those two were.
316
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,027
Dad, we need the belt.
317
00:12:30,051 --> 00:12:31,362
I can't go with you guys
watching.
318
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:33,564
You're invisible.
What if the pee isn't?
319
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,899
You know what?
We don't need invisibility.
320
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,634
Working together is our belt.
321
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:38,902
That's our arc. Let's do it.
322
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:39,970
I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.
323
00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,727
That's how good I feel.
324
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:49,035
Oh, God. I knew it.
325
00:12:50,872 --> 00:12:53,472
Ugh, this floor isn't level.
326
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,453
Are they gonna torture us?
327
00:12:56,477 --> 00:12:58,455
Unless you plan on
telling them what I know.
328
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:00,657
Last chance to guess
who was the clone.
329
00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:01,792
You're his daughter.
330
00:13:01,816 --> 00:13:03,126
Just something about the eyes,
331
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,862
the shameless abandonment
of your family.
332
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,731
However can I live with myself?
333
00:13:07,755 --> 00:13:10,533
One theory... I was designed by
your father to live with myself,
334
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,135
which would mean you made
a conscious choice
335
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,738
to swallow your dreams with
cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.
336
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:16,339
You know that's the kind
Jerry likes,
337
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,409
same way I know the only
Goddamn dream you'll ever follow
338
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,143
is your shitty
father's approval.
339
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,079
You fetch your shitty
father's lemonade.
340
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,147
You cosplay as your
shitty father in his 30s.
341
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,548
Red alert. Red alert.
342
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,751
Rick Sanchez...
343
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:29,620
More like dead alert.
What else? What else?
344
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:31,021
I wrote some stuff down
in my Notes app.
345
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,890
Let me just find it.
346
00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,959
Screw it. Beth, if... if one of
you is still alive,
347
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,560
you're my real daughter.
348
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,096
If you're both alive,
don't hurt the other one.
349
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,764
She's just a clone.
She's not worth it.
350
00:13:40,788 --> 00:13:42,032
I'm coming, baby.
351
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:44,235
- That piece of.
- That piece of.
352
00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:46,437
I came back kill him, you know.
353
00:13:46,461 --> 00:13:47,370
I'd like to help.
354
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,306
Kick me between my eyes.
From here?
355
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:50,907
Oh, you dropped yoga
so you could buy
356
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,931
Jerry more Flintstones Vitam...
357
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:59,738
Oh, I do not like the looks
of this giant fight chamber.
358
00:14:06,281 --> 00:14:09,126
Bird Person?
It is now Phoenix Person.
359
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,527
You're working for them?
360
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:11,929
What did they do to you, BP?
361
00:14:11,953 --> 00:14:14,197
It is now PP. Where is Tammy?
362
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,933
Oh, don't worry about her.
I killed her.
363
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,202
I loved her. Really? Huh.
364
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,937
Then can I suggest,
as an alternate name,
365
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,539
Crazy Whipped Person?
366
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:23,940
Aah!
367
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,831
Unh!
368
00:14:29,704 --> 00:14:34,439
Aah!
369
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,157
It's funny. I always wondered
who would win if we ever fought.
370
00:14:40,181 --> 00:14:42,647
Then you were always
a bad friend.
371
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,785
Aah!
372
00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:52,102
Morty, we had one grenade.
373
00:14:52,126 --> 00:14:53,570
He had a gun. Whatever.
374
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,506
Come on.
375
00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,174
Did you hear something?
Doesn't matter.
376
00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:58,709
If anyone's around, they're here
to stop the laser,
377
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,777
and they can't do it
without us seeing them.
378
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:02,445
"Working together is our belt"?
379
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,381
You gave it away!
You said we didn't need it.
380
00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:05,649
I wish you were never born.
381
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:06,939
You were an accident.
382
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:10,053
How come some of
the pants are...
383
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,922
The NX-5 can't destroy
Wrangler jeans.
384
00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:15,659
Like, it literally can't destroy
them or it's programmed not to?
385
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,149
Gee, what do you think?
386
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,762
You kill a good bug,
for a horse doctor.
387
00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,163
Thanks, me.
388
00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:54,565
Maybe we could do, like,
a "Parent Trap" thing
389
00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:55,832
together sometime.
390
00:15:55,856 --> 00:15:57,368
As long as you mean
the Lindsay Lohan version.
391
00:15:57,392 --> 00:15:58,591
Naturally.
392
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,573
What do you think they do
with all those jeans?
393
00:16:02,597 --> 00:16:05,108
Make them into jackets?
It's not about conserving denim.
394
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,509
It's marketing. Like, uh,
395
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,245
"The NX-5 destroys
the whole planet
396
00:16:08,269 --> 00:16:09,646
except for the Wrangler jeans."
397
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,449
Because they're so tough.
Tougher than the laser?
398
00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,317
Stupid. You're talking about it.
399
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,053
Mm, you're right.
They... they got me.
400
00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:17,388
Hey, over here. Look at me.
401
00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:19,189
Did you just see a pantsless
little boy run by?
402
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:20,591
I'm not falling for that again.
403
00:16:20,615 --> 00:16:22,325
I used to be invisible,
but now I'm the opposite.
404
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,660
Get him. But not in a weird way.
405
00:16:23,684 --> 00:16:25,017
You made it weird.
406
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,270
NX-5 corporate sponsor detected.
407
00:16:33,294 --> 00:16:35,005
Cannot penetrate Wranglers.
408
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,273
Built too tough.
409
00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:39,098
Built... too... tough.
410
00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:42,479
I killed them!
I-I did... I did it offscreen.
411
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,880
God damn it.
Morty, fix your underwear.
412
00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:45,216
I saw your balls for a second.
413
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,417
That's on you.
414
00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:48,151
Why can't I meet your parents?
415
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,152
Are you embarrassed of me?
416
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,754
No, of them.
417
00:16:50,778 --> 00:16:51,778
Aww.
418
00:17:00,121 --> 00:17:02,655
Unh... ahh!
419
00:17:08,263 --> 00:17:10,373
Never thought this was
how I'd die.
420
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:11,574
We're nowhere near Venice,
421
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,332
and you're not a dwarf
in a raincoat.
422
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,582
Step back.
You're not killing him
423
00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:20,984
till we kick his ass,
Bird Person.
424
00:17:21,008 --> 00:17:22,920
My name is Phoenix Person.
425
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:24,187
No one's calling you that. Dumb.
426
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,257
It fascinates me that
an entire family
427
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:29,214
can be this critical
and suck this much.
428
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:44,007
Aah!
429
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:45,342
Bird Person, stop.
430
00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:47,744
It's me, that Tammy girl.
431
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,147
Tammy, this is unexpected.
432
00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:51,482
I was told you were dead.
433
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:54,551
That is ab-so-lute-ly not true.
434
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:57,620
I'm more alive than
I've ever been.
435
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,023
You are behaving
rather strangely.
436
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,293
Me? Strange? Oh, my.
437
00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:03,894
Well, who's normal, really?
438
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,497
Now, come here, you big
hollow-boned featherhead.
439
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,988
Let me give you
some of this sweet ass.
440
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,977
Saved the day with puppeting.
441
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,312
Only one with a decent arc.
442
00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:22,913
He does have his moments.
443
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:23,981
Mom, Dad!
444
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:26,049
Mom. Uh, we did it!
445
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:27,450
Morty became super visible!
446
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,252
Summer put my jeans in a laser!
447
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,454
Morty, look
at your little balls!
448
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,525
I know! Bring it in here, guys.
449
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,660
Damn, this thing has
twin turbines?
450
00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:39,262
I'll forgive you for abandoning
us if you let me drive it.
451
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,998
That works for me...
I was just gonna give you
452
00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:42,465
space cigarettes.
I love having two moms.
453
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,201
And I love having two wives.
454
00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:45,468
Never gonna happen, Jerry.
455
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,004
You jerk-offs ready to get
the answers
456
00:18:47,028 --> 00:18:48,605
to your burning questions?
457
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,741
What's this, Dad?
The memory of which Beth is real
458
00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:52,876
and which Beth is a clone,
obviously.
459
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,012
You mind-blew yourself? You...
460
00:18:55,036 --> 00:18:57,748
You literally don't even know
which of your daughters is real.
461
00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,482
Of course you don't.
Why am I surprised?
462
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,219
I'm sure you'd love for us
to need that from you,
463
00:19:02,243 --> 00:19:04,154
but I don't care
what's in that vial.
464
00:19:04,178 --> 00:19:05,356
Yeah, me neither.
465
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,890
You're a piece of either way.
466
00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,559
After all this, you don't want
to know the truth?
467
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,493
The truth is we have more
important to do
468
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,096
like raise our kids
and stamp out the Federation,
469
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,455
neither of which seem like they
want anything to do with you.
470
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,238
Morty? Sum-Sum? You gotta at
least wanna know
471
00:19:21,262 --> 00:19:22,373
who your real mom is.
472
00:19:22,397 --> 00:19:23,374
Not really, Rick.
473
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:24,575
We have two badass moms now.
474
00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:26,176
It's...
That's kind of a win/win.
475
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,711
Yeah, Grandpa Rick, don't drag
us into your bull
476
00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:29,669
just because
you're losing control.
477
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:36,319
I know what I want to do.
478
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,788
I want you to decide. What?
479
00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:40,323
For once in my life,
I want you to decide, Dad.
480
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,993
Do you want me to stay here
and be part of your life,
481
00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:44,950
or do you want me to leave?
482
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:11,822
Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.
483
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:14,091
Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo.
484
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:16,248
Which one's which?
485
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,654
Holy shit.
I'm a terrible father.
486
00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:28,705
At least I'm a pretty
good friend.
487
00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:32,397
Looks like it's just you
and me, buddy.
488
00:20:34,936 --> 00:20:37,202
Okay, alright, we'll give you
a little more time.
489
00:21:29,123 --> 00:21:31,302
Ah, goodbye, old friend.
490
00:21:31,326 --> 00:21:34,927
We've had our fun,
but I'm ready to be seen again.
491
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:40,377
- What the?!
- Oh, my God! Where did I go?
492
00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:42,379
Oh, shitskis.
493
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:43,714
Aah!
494
00:21:43,738 --> 00:21:44,715
Slow down!
495
00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:46,249
There's an invisible
garbage truck
496
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:48,608
in the road! Yeah, right.
497
00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:53,478
I'm alive. I survi...
498
00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:59,952
I mean, when in Rome.
499
00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:11,342
Bitch, your job is to have
intercourse with strangers
500
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:12,743
and give me the money.
501
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:14,477
Sorry I called you a bitch,
it's a vocational term.
502
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,347
It's not how I feel
about you personally.
503
00:22:16,371 --> 00:22:17,348
What the... what... what... aah!
504
00:22:17,372 --> 00:22:19,750
Aah!
505
00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:21,352
Somebody call for a pickup?
506
00:22:21,376 --> 00:22:23,576
Let's go take out the trash.
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Well, we had a good run.
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