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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,490 Say... 2 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,557 what's the directions you got to McDermott? 3 00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:40,689 Just go straight down here... 4 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,566 hang a left, catch highway 30, and take it all the way out. 5 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:45,898 Straight on out, and you can't miss it. 6 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,734 OK. Thanks a lot. 7 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:52,565 Get your ass out of here, lady! 8 00:03:52,598 --> 00:03:55,306 You fool! imbecile! 9 00:03:55,334 --> 00:03:56,836 And take these with you! 10 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,041 Damn it! 11 00:03:59,605 --> 00:04:01,846 You son of a bitch! 12 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:03,911 I hope you run into a truck! 13 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:07,254 What's more, you got lousy taste in music! 14 00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,498 Are you going to be all right? 15 00:04:17,523 --> 00:04:18,661 What do you want? 16 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:19,999 I saw you get thrown out of that van. 17 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,767 You landed kind of hard. Are you sure you're OK? 18 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:23,899 Rotate out of here, Jack! 19 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,604 If you say so. 20 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:52,393 - Hey, you-Ace. -The name's Harkin. 21 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,406 Excuse me, Harkin. Where are you headed? 22 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,374 West. How about you? 23 00:04:57,396 --> 00:04:58,704 San Francisco. 24 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:02,603 - Want a ride? -Sure. 25 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,075 Here. 26 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,312 I can handle it. 27 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,345 You ain't some kind of a weirdo, are you? 28 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,221 I don't think so. 29 00:05:14,246 --> 00:05:16,192 - What's your name? -Sunny. 30 00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:18,786 How come that guy threw you out of there like that? 31 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,354 Well, what do you think? 32 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,024 I don't know. That's why I asked. 33 00:05:22,054 --> 00:05:25,092 I ain't going down on a guy at sixty-five miles an hour... 34 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,229 just for a crummy ride. 35 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:47,314 You got something besides this? 36 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,724 I'm tired of this. 37 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,387 Oh, you don't like country? 38 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,023 Why don't you try something different, OK? 39 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:55,657 Just pop it in. 40 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:02,398 Now, this I can handle. 41 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,210 So, why you got four pairs of skis back there? 42 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,411 I'm skiing the world championships... 43 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,817 freestyle at Squaw Valley. 44 00:06:15,841 --> 00:06:19,721 I got one for bumps, one for aerials. 45 00:06:19,745 --> 00:06:21,019 The little short ones there are for ballet... 46 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,357 and one's for just plain speed. 47 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:26,556 Speed? I could use some of that. 48 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:36,037 You got a girlfriend, Ace? 49 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,872 I used to, but I spent all my time skiing. 50 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,900 She got tired of being number two. 51 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,775 Hey, how old are you? 52 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,477 Eighteen, in April. 53 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:50,620 Ran away from home, right? 54 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,852 Wrong. You got to have a home to run away from. 55 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,075 What? 56 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,581 I'm getting a room for the night. 57 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:20,880 Hey, buddy, you figure you can get in my pants this way. 58 00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:24,718 I--I ain't figuring nothing. 59 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,054 Do you want to spend the night out here in the truck? 60 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:30,218 It's OK by me. 61 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,874 Hey, Harky, you got something I can wear to bed? 62 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,247 My mother forgot to pack my pajamas. 63 00:07:54,940 --> 00:07:56,544 Thank you. 64 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:58,316 You know there's only one bed in here. 65 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,382 So? Pick a side and stay there. 66 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,376 So, how come you didn't try nothing last night? 67 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,073 I was tired. 68 00:09:02,107 --> 00:09:04,849 You didn't exactly invite me, anyway. 69 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,049 Are you for real? 70 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,295 Are you a virgin? 71 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,056 Are you? 72 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,203 Well, you had your chance, fella. 73 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,402 I ain't half bad, you know. 74 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,713 So, what happens in Squaw Valley besides skiing? 75 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,510 Beats me. I never been there. 76 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,210 You see, I don't really have to be... 77 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,684 in San Francisco for a while... 78 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,017 and, well, maybe do you just think I could-- 79 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,680 Want to tag along? 80 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,520 Yeah. Why not? 81 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,856 OK, but no funny stuff. 82 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:45,226 I don't put out for everyone I pick up. 83 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,422 Anybody home? 84 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,950 Damn it. 85 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:54,254 Someone's at the front desk. 86 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:55,788 I'll be right back. 87 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,482 Checking in? 88 00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:17,248 Yeah. Banks, Harkin. 89 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,017 Freestyler? 90 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,689 It's the last room we had. I was getting worried about you. 91 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,697 I'll bet. 92 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,790 Welcome to Squaw. 93 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,664 And call me if you need anything. 94 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:34,193 Yeah, could you wash our truck for us? 95 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,569 First thing in the morning. 96 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,598 Thanks. Come on, Harkin. 97 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,252 Wow! Get a load of this! 98 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:53,483 I can't believe it. 99 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:56,584 This looks like a cathouse. 100 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:59,118 Whoa! This is great! 101 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:04,565 And you were going to stay here alone? 102 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,501 It was the only place I could get. 103 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:15,576 Hey, Harkin, check this out. 104 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:20,912 How does it work? 105 00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:23,818 I don't know. I think it's got some jets or something... 106 00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:25,981 that forces the water up. 107 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,888 A friend of mine stayed in a place like this once... 108 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,587 but it was only for an hour. 109 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,352 Oh, don't stop! 110 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,550 - Oh, that feels good! -I want more! 111 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,081 - Oh, do it! -You like that, huh? 112 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,754 Yes, I do! Oh, I want more! 113 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:05,955 Touch me! 114 00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:08,893 What do you say we get something to eat? 115 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,397 Want to try these on? 116 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,034 Don't you like the way I dress? 117 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,067 I thought you might look nice in them. 118 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,109 Am I gonna have to wash dishes, Ace? 119 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,816 Un-uh. It's my treat. 120 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:34,552 Well, how can you afford all of this? 121 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,993 The room, the food, this sweater? 122 00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:39,427 Well, my ma knit the sweater... 123 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,398 and I've been working all summer for the money to make this trip. 124 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,560 I milked forty head of cattle twice a day. 125 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:49,432 Whoa! Get a load of him. 126 00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:55,236 - Oh, my God! -You know him? 127 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,338 That's Rudolf Garmischt! 128 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,816 He won the gold medal in Lake Placid in 1930... 129 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:06,254 and he's the world freestyle champ the last 2 years running. 130 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,189 Damn sexy, too. 131 00:14:08,213 --> 00:14:10,523 He's the best... 132 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,223 the world's greatest skier. 133 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,535 Mr. Garmischt? 134 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,638 I think you're the greatest. 135 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,281 So ein stupide Amerikaner. 136 00:14:38,443 --> 00:14:41,720 Hey, Adolf! Somebody's talking to you! 137 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,191 That will work in Europe, yeah? 138 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:55,001 There, the women are beautiful, but also intelligent. 139 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,633 Rotate on this, you nazi bastard! 140 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:03,139 Nice coat. Uh...rat? 141 00:15:05,103 --> 00:15:07,640 You shouldn't have done that! That was Rudolf Garmischt! 142 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:08,981 He's a jerk! 143 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,191 Always has been. 144 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,716 Greetings. Dan O'Callahan. 145 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,659 I've seen you in all the ski magazines. 146 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,527 Dan here used to be one of the best. 147 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:24,159 I still am. What's your name? 148 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,032 I'm Harkin Banks. This is Sunny. 149 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:29,096 I came here to compete-- if I qualify. 150 00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:32,597 You got to be pretty good to make it on this circuit, kid. 151 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,842 You here to qualify, too? 152 00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:39,712 - I ain't into skiing. -Well, that's no problem. 153 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,581 Plenty of things to do here. 154 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:46,551 So, you met Rudi, huh? 155 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:50,651 Well, he might be a great skier, but he's a world-class asshole. 156 00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:56,726 Well, see you on the mountain, huh, kid? 157 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,496 Yeah, I'll be there. 158 00:15:58,523 --> 00:15:59,695 Pleasure. 159 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,038 That guy wants to get into my pants. 160 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,668 What? 161 00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,939 He's got another thing coming... 162 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,004 if he thinks he's gonna make it with me. 163 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:13,038 I ain't into older men, you know? 164 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,319 Where did you get all this stuff? 165 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,351 Watch out, watch out. 166 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,957 Hey, watch it, buddy! You jerk! 167 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,592 Come on, Ace, I'll buy you a drink. 168 00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:32,795 You got it. 169 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:46,038 All right! Nice hand for The Breakers! 170 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,551 OK, get down here 'cause you know what time it is? 171 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:50,575 Wet T-shirt contest time! 172 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,489 I'm Lester the Molester... 173 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,788 and I run the baddest, meanest wet T-shirt contest there is! 174 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,590 But what do you need to have a wet T-shirt contest? 175 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:01,461 Yeah, girls! Let's get some girls up here! 176 00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,329 Come on, give me some girls up here! 177 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,301 All right! 178 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,014 We need more girls than this, though, don't we? 179 00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,516 More! 180 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,041 Yes, we do, but in order to find girls... 181 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,611 I gotta get out my girlfinder! 182 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:37,231 Now, let's go for the girls! Where are you, girls? Come on! 183 00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:39,201 Better close this up-- don't want anybody to get hurt. 184 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,295 Hold this for me back there, would you, darling? 185 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,499 Let's find some more girls. 186 00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:45,337 How about this girl over here? 187 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,970 How about you, honey? You want to get up here? 188 00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:49,410 Hey, guys, let's get that girl up here. 189 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:51,038 Oh, she's covering up. 190 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:52,707 Let's go into the back here. How about that girl? 191 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,116 Guys, get her up here! Come on! Bring her up here! 192 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,620 - I got fifty bucks on you. -No way! 193 00:17:57,642 --> 00:18:00,145 Come on, baby! Let's go! 194 00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:04,726 Oh, my lord! 195 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,229 How do you do, darling? I'm new in town... 196 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,527 and I don't know how to get to your house. 197 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,061 How about you, honey? 198 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,432 You look like you're in the mood for a contest. 199 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:14,198 The guys are all pulling for you. 200 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,263 You would be great in this! 201 00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,001 I say, what do you say? 202 00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,339 All right, all right! 203 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,776 Come on up here. Yeah. 204 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,939 OK, come on, we need some more girls! 205 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:28,247 How about this girl back here? Come on up here! 206 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:32,346 Yeah! Yeah! Come on up here! Another volunteer! 207 00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:36,223 Put me down! Come on, put me down! Put me down! 208 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,024 How about this for a volunteer? 209 00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,586 All right! 210 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,628 Let's see them titties! 211 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,108 You guys thought you'd have seltzer bottles... 212 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,205 but I'm the one who gets to do it. 213 00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,544 Aw, this is great fun! 214 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,279 It's water time. Get me a volunteer! 215 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,485 Take it off! Take it off! 216 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,730 Come on, wake up! 217 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,448 Oh once 218 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,851 We were dreamers on the rise 219 00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:20,982 We were the sun 220 00:21:21,012 --> 00:21:23,754 Where the sun never shines 221 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,352 And we were gold 222 00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:31,031 Where the nightbird only flies 223 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:34,162 That's a long time, you know 224 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:38,163 For that kind of wind to blow 225 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,472 Long time ago 226 00:21:40,498 --> 00:21:45,447 We were dreamers on the rise 227 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,915 Entwined 228 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,409 We said we'd begin again 229 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,718 And we made a vow 230 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,081 That we'd remain as friends 231 00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:58,856 And we'd fallen down 232 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:03,298 We said we shall rise again 233 00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,665 That's a long time, you know 234 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:09,365 For that kind of wind to blow 235 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,868 Long time ago 236 00:22:12,897 --> 00:22:16,538 We were dreamers on the mend 237 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,809 Long time ago 238 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:23,047 We were dreamers on the mend 239 00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:25,179 And if three 240 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:28,214 Wishes came into my life 241 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:31,227 I'd say one 242 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:33,627 Was to gaze into your eyes 243 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:36,792 And I'd say two 244 00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:40,633 Would be turning back our lives 245 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:43,936 Three's a long way to go 246 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,943 For that kind of wind to blow 247 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,980 Long time ago 248 00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:53,846 We were dreamers on the rise 249 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,478 Long time ago 250 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:59,682 We were dreamers on the rise 251 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,191 Long time ago 252 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:05,422 We were dreamers 253 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:10,365 On the rise 254 00:23:13,658 --> 00:23:15,695 You play well. 255 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:19,334 Thanks. I wrote it myself. 256 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:21,970 You got more going for you than skiing any day. 257 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:27,348 Yeah? My sister says that I'm as good as John Denver. 258 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:29,682 She's not all wrong, Ace. 259 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,712 Yeah, well, she's just a kid. 260 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,319 Well, long day tomorrow. 261 00:23:40,351 --> 00:23:42,592 I guess I'd better be hitting the hay. 262 00:24:14,552 --> 00:24:16,691 Mind if I join you? 263 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,098 Sure. 264 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:33,138 You son of a bitch! 265 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,913 You're not gonna fall asleep on me two nights in a row! 266 00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:29,338 Whoo! All right! 267 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,067 Nice turns! 268 00:25:31,095 --> 00:25:33,006 Squirrel, look at this kid! 269 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:52,888 Yeah, the boy is good, but I wouldn't worry about it. 270 00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:13,373 Aspirin, drinky! 271 00:26:18,206 --> 00:26:21,187 Hey, Dan! How you doing? 272 00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:23,712 Not so loud, huh, kid? 273 00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:26,055 I was up all night doing a crossword puzzle. 274 00:26:27,382 --> 00:26:28,622 You want a sip? 275 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,528 A strike! 276 00:26:33,555 --> 00:26:37,025 Hey, listen, kid, I saw your qualifying run this morning. 277 00:26:37,059 --> 00:26:39,699 - Not bad. -Thanks. When are you running? 278 00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:42,072 Oh, well, us vets-- we did it yesterday. 279 00:26:42,097 --> 00:26:43,940 They don't post the results till tonight... 280 00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:45,740 so we're just gonna go out and boogie, you know? 281 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:47,940 Just clean out the system. 282 00:26:47,969 --> 00:26:51,883 Well, Harkin Banks, I want you to meet the Rat Pack. 283 00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:53,215 This is Squirrel Murphy. 284 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:55,050 Yeah, best run of the morning, man! 285 00:26:55,077 --> 00:26:56,852 What, were you on 'shrooms or what? 286 00:26:56,878 --> 00:26:59,916 He's a little crazier than he looks. Come on. 287 00:26:59,948 --> 00:27:03,395 Oh, and that's Kendo. 288 00:27:09,491 --> 00:27:11,493 He's got a way with words, huh? 289 00:27:11,526 --> 00:27:12,698 We call him Kamikaze. 290 00:27:12,727 --> 00:27:15,003 When you see him ski, you'll know why. 291 00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:17,670 Oh, and that's Fergy, the motormouth-shut up. 292 00:27:17,699 --> 00:27:19,178 And then Banana Pants. 293 00:27:19,201 --> 00:27:22,182 You can call her Michelle. She's taken. 294 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,342 I am? 295 00:27:23,371 --> 00:27:25,510 Cute, huh? Oh, and Slasher. 296 00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,542 Slasher. Slasher. 297 00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:30,580 Say hi to Harkin Banks. 298 00:27:30,612 --> 00:27:32,091 Hey, Harkin. 299 00:27:32,114 --> 00:27:35,118 Good, huh? Well, Harkin here is gonna put the fear of God... 300 00:27:35,150 --> 00:27:37,630 into Rudi Kazooti Garmischt. 301 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:48,365 He asked if you want to ski with us this afternoon. 302 00:27:48,396 --> 00:27:50,535 We're gonna hit some radical terrain-- 303 00:27:50,565 --> 00:27:54,445 Avalanche City, Outta Bounds, Squirrel Mountain. 304 00:27:54,469 --> 00:27:56,312 Hey, sounds great. 305 00:27:56,338 --> 00:27:57,874 Well, then let's climb aboard... 306 00:27:57,906 --> 00:28:00,443 in an orderly fashion-- spread out! 307 00:28:19,528 --> 00:28:20,700 Good. 308 00:28:40,882 --> 00:28:42,919 Hey, how you doing, Sylvia? 309 00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:45,397 I'll be doing better once you introduce me to your friend. 310 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:47,593 I saw him qualify on Red Dog. 311 00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:50,569 He's real good. You guys better watch out. 312 00:28:50,592 --> 00:28:52,367 Are you gonna introduce me or not? 313 00:28:52,394 --> 00:28:55,375 Well, of course. Hey, Hark, come here. 314 00:28:58,066 --> 00:29:00,740 Harkin Banks, I'd like you to meet Sylvia. 315 00:29:03,605 --> 00:29:04,811 New on the circuit? 316 00:29:06,575 --> 00:29:09,488 We're gonna go do Broken Arrow. You want to ski with us? 317 00:29:09,511 --> 00:29:12,185 Oh, I gotta get the house ready for the big party tonight. 318 00:29:12,214 --> 00:29:15,991 Oh, well, we'll see you tonight. Can I bring you anything? 319 00:29:16,017 --> 00:29:17,894 Bring him. 320 00:29:17,919 --> 00:29:20,399 I might make him the guest of honor. 321 00:29:20,422 --> 00:29:23,096 Well, you know, he's got a friend. 322 00:29:23,124 --> 00:29:25,900 So, bring his friend. 323 00:29:25,927 --> 00:29:28,840 OK. Can I bring you anything else? 324 00:29:28,863 --> 00:29:32,333 Just you, Daniel-Just you. 325 00:29:41,443 --> 00:29:43,184 She always makes it to the qualifying rounds. 326 00:29:43,211 --> 00:29:45,088 That way she can check out the new talent. 327 00:29:45,113 --> 00:29:48,287 She is beautiful. 328 00:29:48,316 --> 00:29:49,795 You got a good eye, kid. 329 00:29:53,555 --> 00:29:55,398 Watch out! Watch out! 330 00:29:57,492 --> 00:30:01,030 Rudi, you're a goddamn low-life cretinous slug! 331 00:30:04,099 --> 00:30:07,876 You people, stay out of our way! 332 00:30:07,902 --> 00:30:10,815 You may ski on that side or on that side... 333 00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:13,581 but stay out of the middle here. 334 00:30:13,608 --> 00:30:16,145 Hey, Rudi, you can kiss my ass-- 335 00:30:16,177 --> 00:30:18,054 not on this side, not on that side... 336 00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:19,581 but right in ze middle. 337 00:30:24,185 --> 00:30:27,758 Come, Heinz. We finish this later. 338 00:30:37,866 --> 00:30:39,243 What is it with that guy? 339 00:30:39,267 --> 00:30:41,440 Sylvia used to be Rudi's girlfriend... 340 00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:43,574 till someone long-dicked her in Europe. 341 00:30:43,605 --> 00:30:45,551 He figures it was me. 342 00:30:45,573 --> 00:30:46,881 Couldn't blame a guy, though, could you? 343 00:30:46,908 --> 00:30:49,115 Uh-uh. Sylvia's sure got what it takes. 344 00:30:49,144 --> 00:30:50,452 That's why she's got the Rudettes... 345 00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:51,855 drooling all over her. 346 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,383 - Rudettes? -Rudi's gang. 347 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:56,054 They're so far up his ass, they don't know... 348 00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:58,758 where he leaves off and they begin. 349 00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:02,758 Hey, what do you say we tear up this mountain? 350 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,202 OK, let's hit it! 351 00:31:05,226 --> 00:31:06,705 All right, let's go! 352 00:31:06,728 --> 00:31:08,002 Come on! 353 00:33:43,318 --> 00:33:45,059 I swear to God, it's the funniest thing... 354 00:33:45,086 --> 00:33:46,394 you ever saw was Squirrel-- 355 00:33:46,421 --> 00:33:48,401 Hey, you guys talking about me again? 356 00:33:48,423 --> 00:33:52,064 Squirrel skiing with his pants split up the middle. 357 00:33:52,093 --> 00:33:54,505 Hey, it was too hot to wear underwear. 358 00:33:54,529 --> 00:33:57,601 So he skis down right in front of the TV cameras, right? 359 00:33:57,632 --> 00:33:59,771 He passes, and he bows to the judge. 360 00:33:59,801 --> 00:34:03,146 He flashes the biggest moon you ever seen in your life. 361 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:04,809 It must have been a hell of a jump, Squirrel... 362 00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:07,149 to rip your pants off. 363 00:34:10,378 --> 00:34:11,686 Hey, Kendo's right. 364 00:34:11,713 --> 00:34:14,626 I cranked off the triple, I flew a hundred yards. 365 00:34:14,649 --> 00:34:17,721 Fuckin'-A, man. That jump was totally awesome. 366 00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:20,989 Guys, I'd like to propose a little toast... 367 00:34:21,022 --> 00:34:22,262 to Squirrel Murphy. 368 00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:25,828 He's been on the world freestyle circuit for 4 years. 369 00:34:25,860 --> 00:34:28,807 He's made $392, been laid twice. 370 00:34:28,830 --> 00:34:31,834 Once every other year-- not bad, Squirrel. 371 00:34:31,866 --> 00:34:35,507 And I would like to toast Snake-legs Banks... 372 00:34:35,537 --> 00:34:37,175 the Bonners Ferry flash... 373 00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:39,082 the newest member of the Rat Pack. 374 00:34:39,107 --> 00:34:41,815 - All right! -All right! 375 00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:51,094 There it is. 376 00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:02,338 - Do you see mine, Dan? -Yeah, you're on it. 377 00:35:02,363 --> 00:35:05,970 - What about me, Dan? -Slasher, Kendo, Squirrel. 378 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,503 All right. What about Fergy and Dagger? 379 00:35:08,536 --> 00:35:10,106 That's it. 380 00:35:10,138 --> 00:35:11,583 What the hell? 381 00:35:11,606 --> 00:35:15,019 Fader, come back here, goddamn it! 382 00:35:15,043 --> 00:35:18,047 4 years on the circuit, and he gets cut-you believe it? 383 00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:19,717 Dagger and Fergy skied better... 384 00:35:19,747 --> 00:35:21,385 than most of the Europeans on the tour. 385 00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,020 That doesn't seem fair. 386 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:24,724 It isn't. 387 00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:27,192 Fender-- 388 00:35:27,221 --> 00:35:30,031 Dan, I know what you're gonna say, but we're running a show. 389 00:35:30,058 --> 00:35:32,038 Well, how come you cut Fergy and Dagger? 390 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:33,801 - They just didn't make it. -Didn't make it? 391 00:35:33,828 --> 00:35:35,808 They ski better than half the Europeans. 392 00:35:35,830 --> 00:35:37,605 You call yourselves promoters? 393 00:35:37,632 --> 00:35:40,738 It's a business. Accommodations have to be made, O'Callahan. 394 00:35:40,768 --> 00:35:42,406 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 395 00:35:42,437 --> 00:35:45,043 You know, I remember when this used to be a sport. 396 00:35:45,073 --> 00:35:47,019 We've got fourteen European sponsors... 397 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:49,715 paying for TV coverage for one name skier. 398 00:35:49,744 --> 00:35:52,054 Lose that name, and the circuit folds. 399 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,560 All right, now we're saddled with European sponsors. 400 00:35:54,582 --> 00:35:56,186 That means certain Europeans qualify. 401 00:35:56,217 --> 00:35:58,561 And certain Americans don't qualify? 402 00:35:58,586 --> 00:36:00,224 Hey, guys, we haven't had... 403 00:36:00,254 --> 00:36:02,291 an American winner in over five years. 404 00:36:02,323 --> 00:36:04,735 Now, look, Dan, there hasn't been an American freestyler... 405 00:36:04,759 --> 00:36:06,363 who could beat Garmischt in five years. 406 00:36:06,394 --> 00:36:09,170 We landed the meet here because of him! 407 00:36:09,197 --> 00:36:11,837 Oh, I see. 408 00:36:11,866 --> 00:36:14,972 So, it's a business, is that it, fellas? 409 00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:20,476 O'Callahan, it's show business. 410 00:36:20,508 --> 00:36:22,454 Yeah? Well, why don't you explain that... 411 00:36:22,477 --> 00:36:23,820 to those kids that have traveled... 412 00:36:23,845 --> 00:36:25,825 over a thousand miles to get here. 413 00:36:25,847 --> 00:36:27,520 What are you getting so bent out of shape for... 414 00:36:27,548 --> 00:36:29,755 O'Callahan? You made it. 415 00:36:29,784 --> 00:36:32,162 You've been over the hill for five years. 416 00:36:33,721 --> 00:36:34,893 Now, Dan. 417 00:36:38,326 --> 00:36:39,737 I don't like that guy. 418 00:36:39,761 --> 00:36:42,537 Come on, I'll buy you a beer, we'll talk about it, hmm? 419 00:36:42,563 --> 00:36:45,043 Fader, come on, we go back a long way. 420 00:36:45,066 --> 00:36:47,376 You're an old free-dagger yourself. 421 00:36:47,402 --> 00:36:50,076 Dan, I'm between a rock and a hard place. 422 00:36:51,973 --> 00:36:53,680 It's bullshit. 423 00:36:57,578 --> 00:36:59,216 Bullshit. 424 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,531 - What was that? -A burst of courage. 425 00:37:18,032 --> 00:37:19,807 What's that mean? 426 00:37:19,834 --> 00:37:22,144 It's a prescription for crowd scenes. 427 00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:27,281 You don't need that. 428 00:37:27,308 --> 00:37:30,721 Look, Harkin, it's my business what I swallow, OK? 429 00:37:37,452 --> 00:37:39,363 Well, what was it? 430 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,993 What difference does it make? 431 00:37:42,023 --> 00:37:43,798 Well, I don't like it. 432 00:37:43,825 --> 00:37:46,362 Well, tough. What do you think... 433 00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:49,068 we spend one night together, and you own me? 434 00:38:11,085 --> 00:38:12,325 Good evening, Harkin. 435 00:38:14,155 --> 00:38:16,499 So glad you could make it. 436 00:38:16,524 --> 00:38:17,764 Your friend? 437 00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:21,330 Yeah. Sylvia, this is Sunny. Sunny, Sylvia. 438 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:24,741 You were terrific today, Harkin. 439 00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:26,871 I haven't seen a skier like you in years... 440 00:38:26,901 --> 00:38:28,278 and I've seen them all. 441 00:38:28,302 --> 00:38:31,078 I'll bet you have. 442 00:38:31,105 --> 00:38:32,482 Thanks. 443 00:38:32,507 --> 00:38:34,680 - Are you a skier? -No. 444 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:36,347 Just a spectator, then? 445 00:38:36,377 --> 00:38:39,358 Right, except I haven't found the mountain yet. 446 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,691 Ah, well, it's the big hill with the snow all over it. 447 00:38:42,717 --> 00:38:44,822 I'll keep an eye out for it. 448 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:50,891 - She's very interesting. -Yeah. 449 00:38:50,925 --> 00:38:54,702 Well, it's a really nice place you have here. 450 00:38:54,729 --> 00:38:56,140 Thank you. 451 00:38:56,164 --> 00:38:59,304 I've scheduled you for a private tour later on. 452 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:02,075 I don't think I want you to miss anything. 453 00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:19,322 - Hey, kid. -Oh, hey, Dan. 454 00:39:19,353 --> 00:39:22,197 Wild party. Better keep an eye on your girlfriend. 455 00:39:26,727 --> 00:39:29,298 - She's not my girlfriend. -Right. 456 00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:29,061 I'm Squirrel Murphy. 457 00:40:29,090 --> 00:40:31,070 Georgette. 458 00:40:31,092 --> 00:40:34,301 I suppose a fuck's out of the question, huh? 459 00:40:35,763 --> 00:40:37,970 Ask me when I'm in a better mood. 460 00:41:00,688 --> 00:41:03,464 The air is so clean in the mountains. 461 00:41:03,491 --> 00:41:06,438 Yeah. It's just like back home. 462 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:09,031 - Where's home? -In Bonners Ferry, Idaho... 463 00:41:09,063 --> 00:41:11,373 where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. 464 00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:15,379 Well, you wouldn't make me nervous. 465 00:41:17,204 --> 00:41:18,740 A little excited, maybe. 466 00:41:21,742 --> 00:41:23,085 Let me buy you a drink. 467 00:41:24,078 --> 00:41:25,250 Come on. 468 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:48,307 - I don't understand. -I don't either. 469 00:42:01,148 --> 00:42:06,621 A toast to Dom Perignon and the World Cup. 470 00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:07,758 Who's he? 471 00:42:09,957 --> 00:42:12,369 A famous French skier. 472 00:42:12,393 --> 00:42:13,963 I never heard of him. 473 00:42:35,216 --> 00:42:37,218 So, what happens now? 474 00:42:39,353 --> 00:42:42,391 First, we take off our clothes... 475 00:42:42,423 --> 00:42:44,926 and then we fuck our brains out. 476 00:44:34,135 --> 00:44:36,081 Hey, who needs a drink? Miss, could I-- 477 00:44:36,103 --> 00:44:38,640 Fergy. will you let the lady sit down, please? 478 00:44:38,672 --> 00:44:40,481 What can I get you? 479 00:44:43,110 --> 00:44:44,612 I don't know. 480 00:44:44,645 --> 00:44:46,852 How about something hot? 481 00:44:46,881 --> 00:44:48,155 Hot. 482 00:44:48,182 --> 00:44:52,995 Uh, may I recommend my specialty-the leg spreader? 483 00:44:53,020 --> 00:44:57,093 It starts with a little vodka... 484 00:44:57,124 --> 00:44:59,730 and a touch of scotch. 485 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:00,966 You're gonna love this. 486 00:45:01,996 --> 00:45:03,873 Then... 487 00:45:03,898 --> 00:45:06,606 a little bit of brandy. 488 00:45:06,634 --> 00:45:08,580 This will pick you up. 489 00:45:08,602 --> 00:45:13,347 A skosh of Mother's Myers's rum... 490 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:19,187 and the blessings of a lemon twist. 491 00:45:22,349 --> 00:45:24,124 Try that on for size. 492 00:45:46,774 --> 00:45:48,879 It's working. 493 00:45:48,909 --> 00:45:52,049 Now, that's a girl I can take advantage of. 494 00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:53,558 Now, Squirrel. 495 00:46:10,698 --> 00:46:12,700 I hope that's your leg. 496 00:47:13,227 --> 00:47:16,231 It feels very good, ja? 497 00:47:20,434 --> 00:47:21,572 Excuse me. 498 00:47:21,602 --> 00:47:23,582 Please, don't worry. 499 00:47:23,604 --> 00:47:25,550 We are all friends here. 500 00:47:27,574 --> 00:47:29,576 Be my guest. 501 00:47:29,610 --> 00:47:31,886 I think you need some fluid. 502 00:47:31,912 --> 00:47:33,118 Some more. 503 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:37,620 Please, you finish. 504 00:47:49,029 --> 00:47:51,839 You know, I'm very sorry... 505 00:47:51,865 --> 00:47:54,812 that we didn't get along so well... 506 00:47:54,835 --> 00:47:56,872 the first time that we met. 507 00:47:58,305 --> 00:48:00,842 It was a long day, and I had a headache... 508 00:48:00,874 --> 00:48:05,880 and I must apologize for the way that I acted. 509 00:48:05,913 --> 00:48:08,792 But I hope that you understand... 510 00:48:08,816 --> 00:48:12,320 that I'm really not such a bad guy. 511 00:48:15,589 --> 00:48:18,627 Just-just relax. 512 00:48:20,094 --> 00:48:22,438 That is why we are here. 513 00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:27,476 Just relax. 514 00:48:50,457 --> 00:48:51,697 Aw, man. 515 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:54,705 Aw, Dan, what happened? 516 00:48:54,728 --> 00:48:57,834 Well, I was fixing a drink, and I hit a tree. 517 00:48:57,865 --> 00:48:59,572 Compound spiral. 518 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,705 Hey, Dan, you think maybe I can use your skis... 519 00:49:01,735 --> 00:49:02,873 while you're laid up? 520 00:49:02,903 --> 00:49:06,942 Well, it might not be that bad! Let's party! 521 00:49:08,242 --> 00:49:09,516 Who wants a beer? 522 00:49:11,945 --> 00:49:13,982 Guys, let's get out of here! 523 00:49:14,014 --> 00:49:15,891 Hey, let's go! 524 00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:19,590 Get ready to party. Who wants a beer down here? 525 00:49:22,756 --> 00:49:26,829 Well, look who's here-- Mr. Personality. 526 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:29,568 Was ist los? lhr schweinhund. 527 00:49:29,596 --> 00:49:31,633 No kidding? 528 00:49:31,665 --> 00:49:34,407 Hey, Rudi, have a beer on me. 529 00:49:37,704 --> 00:49:39,877 Say, little rookie... 530 00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:46,987 do you know what I had for breakfast this morning? 531 00:49:47,014 --> 00:49:48,584 Wheaties. 532 00:49:48,615 --> 00:49:50,925 Very clever, but no. 533 00:49:50,951 --> 00:49:53,864 No, it was quite a feast, ja. 534 00:49:53,887 --> 00:49:57,130 How do you say in your language-- 535 00:49:57,157 --> 00:50:01,162 I had Sunny side up, and I had Sunny side down... 536 00:50:01,195 --> 00:50:06,577 and I had Sunny side all the way around. 537 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,978 You toad-sucking son of a bitch! 538 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,979 Don't worry. 539 00:50:12,005 --> 00:50:15,111 I threw the little fish back when I finished with her. 540 00:50:15,142 --> 00:50:17,850 Rudi, you hit a new low this time. 541 00:50:17,878 --> 00:50:20,722 Oh. You're hurting my feelings, my good friend. 542 00:50:20,747 --> 00:50:23,353 - Hey, Garmshit. -Garmischt. 543 00:50:23,383 --> 00:50:25,761 Yeah, Garmshit. Why don't you ask the rookie here... 544 00:50:25,786 --> 00:50:28,824 about his bubble bath with Sylvia last night? 545 00:50:28,856 --> 00:50:30,836 That's right. Rudi. You've been backdoored again... 546 00:50:30,858 --> 00:50:32,462 but this time, right in the same house. 547 00:50:32,493 --> 00:50:36,373 Yeah, you just ain't staying on Sylvia's top forty, shorty. 548 00:50:37,865 --> 00:50:43,838 Ja, we will see you showoffs, you comedians, tonight, ja? 549 00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:46,215 If you are not cowards. 550 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,049 And I especially hope that you, little rookie... 551 00:50:48,075 --> 00:50:50,555 won't be too shy to join us. 552 00:50:50,577 --> 00:50:52,113 I'll be there. 553 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,102 Be where? 554 00:51:03,124 --> 00:51:04,262 Rudi challenged us... 555 00:51:04,292 --> 00:51:06,898 to a broom-ball match tonight at the Arena. 556 00:51:06,928 --> 00:51:08,236 All right. 557 00:51:08,263 --> 00:51:11,574 Welcome, everybody, to the first major event... 558 00:51:11,599 --> 00:51:13,374 of the F.l.S. World Cup competition... 559 00:51:13,401 --> 00:51:15,074 here in Squaw Valley, U.S.A... 560 00:51:15,103 --> 00:51:18,607 site of the 1960 Winter Olympic Games. 561 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,677 We're here on East Broadway... 562 00:51:20,708 --> 00:51:23,188 to see the finest freestyle skiers in the world... 563 00:51:23,211 --> 00:51:25,714 going for the gold in three events-- 564 00:51:25,747 --> 00:51:26,953 ballet this afternoon... 565 00:51:26,981 --> 00:51:29,894 moguls tomorrow, and aerials on Sunday. 566 00:51:41,829 --> 00:51:43,536 Into the starting gate... 567 00:51:43,565 --> 00:51:46,341 Good luck, Slasher. Go get 'em, buddy! 568 00:51:46,367 --> 00:51:47,607 ...from Breckenridge, Colorado. 569 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:56,311 Curtis, W. 570 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:58,824 Well, Curtis, you can take your starting position. 571 00:52:01,449 --> 00:52:03,360 Take your starting position. 572 00:52:09,257 --> 00:52:10,895 Why don't you turn that down? 573 00:53:06,147 --> 00:53:07,626 Next up is number 101... 574 00:53:07,649 --> 00:53:10,220 - Herr Garmischt. -Ja. 575 00:53:10,251 --> 00:53:12,492 - Good luck. -Luck? 576 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,160 I don't need luck. 577 00:53:16,557 --> 00:53:18,195 Take your starting position. 578 00:54:28,996 --> 00:54:30,600 That was Rudolf Garmischt... 579 00:54:30,631 --> 00:54:33,305 in a beautifully choreographed routine. 580 00:54:33,334 --> 00:54:35,075 And now for the judges' scores-- 581 00:54:35,103 --> 00:54:40,212 9.5, 9.3, 9.5, 9.2, 9.3. 582 00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:43,154 That's today's best score. 583 00:54:43,177 --> 00:54:44,417 All right, Banks, good luck to you. 584 00:54:44,445 --> 00:54:45,981 You can take your starting position. 585 00:54:46,013 --> 00:54:47,185 Thank you. 586 00:56:05,426 --> 00:56:09,374 That was Harkin Banks in a beautiful first run... 587 00:56:09,397 --> 00:56:10,842 in the F.l.S. World Cup. 588 00:56:10,865 --> 00:56:12,469 Let's hear it for this newcomer... 589 00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,173 in his first international competition. 590 00:56:14,202 --> 00:56:18,207 Hey! My man! You did it! You did it! 591 00:56:19,707 --> 00:56:23,314 3.7, 3.6, 3.4, 3.6, 3.2. 592 00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:24,721 Aw, come on. 593 00:56:26,147 --> 00:56:28,286 You had the best run on the hill, man. 594 00:56:28,316 --> 00:56:30,193 You got screwed. 595 00:56:54,308 --> 00:56:57,687 - Well, where are you going? -San Francisco. 596 00:56:57,712 --> 00:57:00,750 It's time for me to move on. 597 00:57:00,781 --> 00:57:02,692 Well, where were you last night? 598 00:57:02,717 --> 00:57:04,890 You sure ask a lot of questions. 599 00:57:04,919 --> 00:57:07,695 Well, I was worried. 600 00:57:07,722 --> 00:57:10,566 - I'm sure. -I was. 601 00:57:10,591 --> 00:57:13,071 You were with Rudi, weren't you? 602 00:57:13,094 --> 00:57:15,233 And what difference would it make? 603 00:57:15,263 --> 00:57:18,733 What do you mean, what difference would it make? 604 00:57:18,766 --> 00:57:21,303 And what were you doing in the hot tub with Sylvia? 605 00:57:22,737 --> 00:57:25,411 You surprise me, too, H. 606 00:57:25,439 --> 00:57:28,682 - She gave me this stuff. -Oh, that's bullshit! 607 00:57:28,709 --> 00:57:30,120 I didn't know what I was doing. 608 00:57:30,144 --> 00:57:32,886 Tell me about it. 609 00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:35,588 - Don't forget your shampoo. -It's already packed. 610 00:57:38,719 --> 00:57:40,596 I think you should stay, Sunny. 611 00:57:43,591 --> 00:57:45,571 Here. Don't forget this. 612 00:57:49,363 --> 00:57:53,209 Give it to your girlfriend, Miss Plastic Tits. 613 00:58:03,544 --> 00:58:06,855 Company, halt! 614 00:58:06,881 --> 00:58:08,326 Ready... 615 00:58:08,349 --> 00:58:10,056 They look nervous. 616 00:58:10,084 --> 00:58:12,121 Hey. guys. anything goes. 617 00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:14,497 That's right. Take no prisoners. 618 00:58:14,522 --> 00:58:18,664 Eins, zwei, drei, vier! Eins, zwei, drei, vier! 619 00:58:20,328 --> 00:58:22,399 - Squirrel. -All right. 620 00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:27,703 Maybe we should spot them a couple goals. 621 00:58:27,735 --> 00:58:28,873 What do you think, guys? 622 00:58:28,903 --> 00:58:30,041 They're not gonna play serious, are they? 623 00:58:30,071 --> 00:58:31,482 I don't think so, no. 624 00:58:31,505 --> 00:58:33,985 - Break! -Break! 625 00:58:34,008 --> 00:58:36,181 - You guys ready? -Yeah! 626 00:58:36,210 --> 00:58:37,553 - You ready? -Jawohl! 627 00:58:37,578 --> 00:58:42,425 OK, play hard, play fair, and keep your sticks down. 628 00:58:53,694 --> 00:58:55,105 Great job! 629 00:58:56,464 --> 00:58:57,636 Come on! 630 00:59:36,771 --> 00:59:37,943 You busy for dinner? 631 00:59:42,576 --> 00:59:44,385 - Get out of here! -Out of the way! 632 00:59:44,412 --> 00:59:45,584 Come on! 633 01:00:15,009 --> 01:00:18,081 You know something, guys? I'm getting too old for this. 634 01:00:18,112 --> 01:00:20,786 Did you see that Garmischt blind-side me? 635 01:00:20,815 --> 01:00:22,624 They were vicious, but we tried. 636 01:00:22,650 --> 01:00:28,066 Yeah. Hey, we were small, but we were slow. 637 01:00:28,089 --> 01:00:29,261 Funny. 638 01:00:30,925 --> 01:00:32,199 Yeah, next time! 639 01:00:32,226 --> 01:00:35,696 Next time, we'll have uniforms! 640 01:00:35,730 --> 01:00:37,903 Hey, you guys want to go for a nightcap at the Lone Star? 641 01:00:37,932 --> 01:00:40,071 Oh, hey, listen, man. We'll join you later. 642 01:00:40,101 --> 01:00:41,944 Me and the kid, we got something to do. 643 01:00:41,969 --> 01:00:44,415 This game's not over yet. 644 01:00:44,438 --> 01:00:47,214 Let's show 'em a little Irish hospitality. 645 01:00:47,241 --> 01:00:49,915 Rudi! He's gonna love this. 646 01:00:51,879 --> 01:00:53,756 Son of a bitch! 647 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,085 Come on. 648 01:01:06,393 --> 01:01:07,531 Luck of the Irish. 649 01:01:07,561 --> 01:01:10,440 - How did you do that? -It's my lock. 650 01:01:15,503 --> 01:01:16,675 Come on. 651 01:01:26,947 --> 01:01:28,949 Look what we found. 652 01:01:40,561 --> 01:01:43,064 All right, guys. Watch this. 653 01:02:00,915 --> 01:02:03,794 What the--Heinz! 654 01:02:11,125 --> 01:02:12,763 Rat Pack. 655 01:02:36,851 --> 01:02:38,091 Can I give you a hand with that? 656 01:02:38,118 --> 01:02:39,153 No, thanks. I got it. 657 01:02:39,186 --> 01:02:40,824 - You sure? -Yeah, sure. 658 01:03:12,086 --> 01:03:13,531 Son of a bitch! 659 01:03:16,390 --> 01:03:18,131 You! 660 01:03:18,158 --> 01:03:19,694 I saw you fall. 661 01:03:19,727 --> 01:03:22,503 I thought I'd just stop and give you a few pointers. 662 01:03:22,529 --> 01:03:24,133 Yeah, you've got a couple, so why don't you... 663 01:03:24,164 --> 01:03:26,644 point 'em that way and crawl out of my sight? 664 01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:28,669 Aw, you gotta learn to bend your knees. 665 01:03:28,702 --> 01:03:31,945 Get your mama to bend her knees. I don't have time. 666 01:03:31,972 --> 01:03:34,543 That way you could suck up the bumps. 667 01:03:36,243 --> 01:03:39,486 You do know how to do that, don't you? 668 01:03:39,513 --> 01:03:41,857 Here, let me give you a hand. 669 01:03:41,882 --> 01:03:45,455 I can see why Harkin likes you. 670 01:03:45,486 --> 01:03:47,830 Oh, I get it. Switch hitter-- 671 01:03:47,855 --> 01:03:50,461 first Harkin and now me. 672 01:03:50,491 --> 01:03:53,438 You really are a sicko, lady! 673 01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:57,101 Maybe you and Harkin-- we could all get together later. 674 01:03:57,131 --> 01:03:59,907 Harkin can do whatever the hell he pleases! 675 01:03:59,934 --> 01:04:02,778 All I was doing was having a little fun with him. 676 01:04:02,803 --> 01:04:04,043 You can have him back. 677 01:04:04,071 --> 01:04:07,712 Ooh, if I could only ski, I'd take this pole and-- 678 01:04:07,741 --> 01:04:09,778 If you get bored with Harkin, send him over later on. 679 01:04:09,810 --> 01:04:12,222 I still have a few tricks up my sleeve. 680 01:04:14,381 --> 01:04:16,725 Oh, so what, bitch? 681 01:04:20,020 --> 01:04:22,000 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 682 01:04:22,022 --> 01:04:23,933 Welcome to the mogul competition... 683 01:04:23,958 --> 01:04:26,438 the second event of this championship weekend. 684 01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:28,098 After the ballet competition... 685 01:04:28,128 --> 01:04:30,972 Rudolf Garmischt of Austria is in first place... 686 01:04:30,998 --> 01:04:33,706 followed by Werner Bleiner of West Germany in second... 687 01:04:33,734 --> 01:04:35,441 Heinz Hartmann of Austria in third... 688 01:04:35,469 --> 01:04:37,972 Kendo Yamamoto of Japan in fourth position... 689 01:04:38,005 --> 01:04:40,576 and newcomer Harkin Banks of the United States... 690 01:04:40,607 --> 01:04:41,813 in fifth place. 691 01:04:41,842 --> 01:04:44,413 Right behind Banks in sixth is Dan O'Callahan... 692 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:46,322 of the U.S., followed by Squirrel... 693 01:04:46,347 --> 01:04:48,793 I'm after Rudi. 694 01:04:48,816 --> 01:04:50,352 The luck of the draw. 695 01:04:50,384 --> 01:04:51,988 It's a tough act to follow... 696 01:04:52,019 --> 01:04:54,090 but if you ski like you did when you qualified... 697 01:04:54,121 --> 01:04:56,260 you could be the kid we're looking for. 698 01:06:24,545 --> 01:06:26,889 And now the current world champion... 699 01:06:26,914 --> 01:06:29,190 Rudi Garmischt, to the starting gate. 700 01:06:32,019 --> 01:06:34,499 Garmischt, any time you're ready, huh? 701 01:06:34,521 --> 01:06:36,194 Just a moment. 702 01:07:19,266 --> 01:07:20,438 Go, Rudi! 703 01:07:20,467 --> 01:07:23,607 A spectacular run by Rudi Garmischt! 704 01:07:23,637 --> 01:07:25,275 In a moment, the judges' scores. 705 01:07:25,305 --> 01:07:28,218 One thing about Rudi, he sure can ski. 706 01:07:28,242 --> 01:07:32,190 9.7, 9.3, 9.7, 9.9, 10. 707 01:07:32,212 --> 01:07:35,455 49.1! Beautiful! 708 01:07:35,482 --> 01:07:37,621 He might have been great once. 709 01:07:37,651 --> 01:07:40,097 He wasn't that good today. 710 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:41,724 Kid, let me tell you something. 711 01:07:41,755 --> 01:07:43,860 He didn't win the World Cup three years in a row... 712 01:07:43,891 --> 01:07:45,131 because he's bad. 713 01:07:45,159 --> 01:07:48,003 Next up is Harkin Banks, number 149. 714 01:07:48,028 --> 01:07:49,200 Go get 'em, kid. 715 01:07:56,637 --> 01:08:00,710 Hey, Banks, nice run in ballet the other day, huh? 716 01:08:00,741 --> 01:08:03,153 - Thank you. -Yeah, it's all right. 717 01:08:03,177 --> 01:08:05,020 Well, it's any time you're ready now. 718 01:08:05,045 --> 01:08:06,547 Good luck. 719 01:08:24,164 --> 01:08:25,336 All right! 720 01:08:40,981 --> 01:08:42,483 Yeah, all right! 721 01:09:01,535 --> 01:09:02,673 You did it! 722 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,740 Harkin Banks! A beautiful run... 723 01:09:04,771 --> 01:09:07,115 in his first international competition! 724 01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:10,815 - All right! -Here come the judges' scores. 725 01:09:10,844 --> 01:09:17,989 7.3, 3.3, 9.0, 3.0, 7.9". 726 01:09:18,018 --> 01:09:21,295 For a total of 41.0. 727 01:09:21,321 --> 01:09:23,460 Bullshit! Bullshit! 728 01:09:25,859 --> 01:09:26,997 Come on! 729 01:09:27,027 --> 01:09:28,165 What's the matter with you guys? 730 01:09:28,195 --> 01:09:30,971 - You suck! -Squirrel. 731 01:10:01,795 --> 01:10:03,604 Attention, please. 732 01:10:03,630 --> 01:10:05,610 Will all finalists in the aerials... 733 01:10:05,632 --> 01:10:08,943 please report to the top of the jump immediately. 734 01:10:08,969 --> 01:10:10,778 Competition will begin in thirty minutes. 735 01:10:10,804 --> 01:10:12,374 Thank you. 736 01:10:15,609 --> 01:10:18,613 Hey, guys, there are only four seats to a gondola... 737 01:10:18,645 --> 01:10:20,283 so someone's gonna have to ride by himself. 738 01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:22,453 Let's throw one or two fingers... 739 01:10:22,482 --> 01:10:24,393 to see who stays behind. You ready? 740 01:10:24,418 --> 01:10:27,763 One, two, three! 741 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:31,292 Sorry, Squirrel. Come on, guys. 742 01:10:39,099 --> 01:10:41,545 The best two out of three? 743 01:11:24,444 --> 01:11:25,946 What's your name? 744 01:11:26,947 --> 01:11:28,756 Squirrel. 745 01:11:29,783 --> 01:11:31,922 That's cute. 746 01:11:31,952 --> 01:11:35,490 - What's yours? -Vicki. 747 01:11:41,395 --> 01:11:42,635 You missed a spot. 748 01:11:45,098 --> 01:11:46,702 What, here? 749 01:11:57,344 --> 01:12:00,325 You never know where you're gonna get burned. 750 01:12:01,915 --> 01:12:04,327 You don't want to miss any spots. 751 01:12:12,759 --> 01:12:14,761 No, you sure don't. 752 01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,351 Squirrel, all right! 753 01:13:12,419 --> 01:13:13,591 All right, Squirrel! 754 01:13:38,278 --> 01:13:40,690 Welcome, everybody. 755 01:13:40,714 --> 01:13:44,890 As we go into the final event of this F.l.S. World Cup... 756 01:13:44,918 --> 01:13:46,955 Rudolf Garmischt is in first place... 757 01:13:46,987 --> 01:13:48,933 Harkin Banks in second... 758 01:13:48,955 --> 01:13:50,798 Heinz Hartmann in third position... 759 01:13:50,824 --> 01:13:52,633 Kendo Yamamoto in fourth... 760 01:13:52,659 --> 01:13:56,129 and in fifth place, in a surprise return to form... 761 01:13:56,162 --> 01:13:58,540 Squaw Valley's favorite freestyler... 762 01:13:58,565 --> 01:14:00,238 Dan O'Callahan. 763 01:14:11,611 --> 01:14:14,683 Ah, Mr. Yamamoto. How are you? 764 01:14:14,714 --> 01:14:18,161 Good, good. So, what jump have you got for us today? 765 01:14:19,819 --> 01:14:22,561 All right. Yeah, we got Yamamoto ready. 766 01:14:22,589 --> 01:14:24,728 He's gonna throw a sai, a sush- 767 01:14:24,758 --> 01:14:28,433 mits-sushi mitsabish-- yama-what? 768 01:14:29,529 --> 01:14:31,099 Did you get that? 769 01:14:31,131 --> 01:14:33,008 That's close enough. 770 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:34,603 OK. All set? 771 01:14:34,634 --> 01:14:36,079 You can go. 772 01:14:39,272 --> 01:14:40,546 Banzai! 773 01:16:10,830 --> 01:16:12,673 All right! 774 01:16:14,968 --> 01:16:17,574 A beautiful jump by Harkin Banks! 775 01:16:17,604 --> 01:16:19,049 That's gonna put him within striking distance... 776 01:16:19,072 --> 01:16:20,210 of Rudi Garmischt. 777 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,412 All right. 778 01:16:22,942 --> 01:16:24,387 The pressure's on, Rudi. 779 01:16:24,411 --> 01:16:25,754 Ladies and gentlemen... 780 01:16:25,779 --> 01:16:28,726 we are now down to the last two jumps of the day. 781 01:16:28,748 --> 01:16:30,421 The results of these jumps... 782 01:16:30,450 --> 01:16:34,023 will determine the overall F.I.S. World Cup champion. 783 01:16:34,054 --> 01:16:35,624 Well, kinda looks like... 784 01:16:35,655 --> 01:16:37,896 you got your work cut out for you today, huh, Rudi? 785 01:16:38,268 --> 01:16:40,748 I have nothing to worry about. 786 01:16:40,770 --> 01:16:42,943 What's your pleasure? 787 01:16:42,973 --> 01:16:46,819 A lay tuck tuck triple. 788 01:16:46,843 --> 01:16:49,551 OK. Yeah, we got Garmischt all set. 789 01:16:49,579 --> 01:16:51,559 He's throwing a triple. 790 01:16:51,581 --> 01:16:55,154 A lay tuck tuck triple. 791 01:16:55,185 --> 01:16:57,187 Right. 792 01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:59,393 OK, Rudi, you can go anytime. 793 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:35,264 That was Rudi Garmischt... 794 01:17:35,292 --> 01:17:37,670 with a spectacularly executed triple jump. 795 01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:39,037 Not bad. 796 01:17:41,998 --> 01:17:43,170 No shit. 797 01:17:43,199 --> 01:17:47,375 A 9.8, 9.9, 9.8, a 10, and a 9.9. 798 01:17:47,404 --> 01:17:49,315 It's gonna be hard to beat that one. 799 01:17:49,339 --> 01:17:51,842 ...for a total of 49.4. 800 01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:55,353 Yeah! Nice going! 801 01:18:01,851 --> 01:18:04,354 What's this "Kiss-ass blaster"? 802 01:18:06,222 --> 01:18:07,895 My jump. 803 01:18:07,924 --> 01:18:09,460 Yeah, well, I got to know what it is... 804 01:18:09,492 --> 01:18:11,563 before I can let you go down. 805 01:18:13,129 --> 01:18:14,574 It's a twist and triple. 806 01:18:14,597 --> 01:18:16,736 A twist and triple? 807 01:18:16,766 --> 01:18:18,370 I've never seen one of those before. 808 01:18:18,401 --> 01:18:19,778 Are you qualified for that? 809 01:18:22,605 --> 01:18:24,585 Well, I'm gonna do it. 810 01:18:35,485 --> 01:18:36,987 Good luck. 811 01:19:25,402 --> 01:19:27,473 Let's hear it for Harkin Banks-- 812 01:19:27,504 --> 01:19:30,007 a beautiful triple by this exciting newcomer... 813 01:19:30,039 --> 01:19:31,712 from Bonners Ferry, Idaho! 814 01:19:38,348 --> 01:19:39,520 Hey, look at that! 815 01:19:39,549 --> 01:19:44,623 9.7, 9.8, 9.9, 9.3, and a 9.3. 816 01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:47,362 That makes Rudolf Garmischt all-around world champion... 817 01:19:47,390 --> 01:19:49,802 with a clean sweep of all events. 818 01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:53,672 Second overall is Harkin Banks in his first F.l.S. competition. 819 01:20:01,805 --> 01:20:07,346 Hey, Rudi, how's it feel to win and be second best? 820 01:20:16,653 --> 01:20:19,293 Hey, come back here, you goddamn coward! 821 01:20:57,093 --> 01:20:58,538 We win the trophy! 822 01:21:03,099 --> 01:21:04,339 Congratulations. 823 01:21:41,638 --> 01:21:42,844 Cut it out! 824 01:22:16,973 --> 01:22:18,816 You know something, Rudi? 825 01:22:18,841 --> 01:22:22,311 I think it's time we settle this once and for all. 826 01:22:22,345 --> 01:22:26,487 Hey, Squirrel, spot me fifty bucks. 827 01:22:26,516 --> 01:22:28,518 Fifty? 828 01:22:28,551 --> 01:22:30,531 Make it forty. 829 01:22:38,361 --> 01:22:41,774 Chinese downhill. Forty bucks a man. 830 01:22:41,798 --> 01:22:44,108 Winner takes all. 831 01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:47,774 Ja. It is the only way-- 832 01:22:47,804 --> 01:22:49,545 Chinese downhill! 833 01:22:49,572 --> 01:22:52,178 Oh, and, uh, Rudi... 834 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,949 why don't you bring the trophy? 835 01:22:53,977 --> 01:22:57,117 I think it should go to the real champion. 836 01:22:57,500 --> 01:22:59,500 I am the champion. 837 01:22:59,916 --> 01:23:03,921 The Chinese downhill will decide everything. 838 01:23:05,321 --> 01:23:08,359 Ja. It is agreed. 839 01:23:08,391 --> 01:23:11,372 Chinese downhill. 840 01:23:14,664 --> 01:23:17,372 What the fuck is Chinese downhill? 841 01:24:43,720 --> 01:24:45,097 Good luck, kid. 842 01:24:46,689 --> 01:24:48,225 See you at the bottom. 843 01:24:54,630 --> 01:24:56,405 Oh, boy. 844 01:25:09,912 --> 01:25:12,017 All right. Listen up, everybody! 845 01:25:12,048 --> 01:25:13,186 And now for the rules... 846 01:25:13,216 --> 01:25:15,423 of the international Chinese downhill-- 847 01:25:15,451 --> 01:25:17,488 there are none. 848 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:20,194 It's every man for himself. 849 01:25:20,223 --> 01:25:22,362 Anything goes. 850 01:25:22,391 --> 01:25:24,371 The first man to cross the finish line... 851 01:25:24,393 --> 01:25:26,873 and grab the trophy wins the downhill. 852 01:25:26,896 --> 01:25:30,867 And the winner takes all-- 2,300 bucks! 853 01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:36,177 Everybody, on your marks, get set... 854 01:26:58,588 --> 01:27:00,465 Out of the way! 855 01:28:03,019 --> 01:28:04,794 Sayonara! 856 01:28:38,688 --> 01:28:40,531 Wipe-out! 857 01:29:08,617 --> 01:29:10,893 Scratch an itch? 858 01:29:55,264 --> 01:29:56,436 Watch out! 60380

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