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IT'S STARTING. 9 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:39,673 ( languid harmonica music playing ) 10 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,941 Henry: "THE SAILOR"? 11 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,343 Rudy: KNOCK IT OFF. 12 00:00:46,514 --> 00:00:48,516 Henry: DO YOU THINK THAT'S THE SAILOR? 13 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:49,683 Rudy: SHH. 14 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:52,486 Henry: WAIT, I'M-- I'M TRYING TO FOLLOW IT. 15 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,992 COME ON, BEAT IT, SISTER. 16 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,362 I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR NO HOOKERS. 17 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:04,132 I SHOULD BE INSULTED. I'M NOT A HOOKER. 18 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,738 Rudy: HEY! 19 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:16,210 CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT, CAPTAIN? 20 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:19,213 LOOK, BABY, I AIN'T NO CAPTAIN. 21 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,183 I'M AN ABLE-BODIED SEAMAN. 22 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,017 ABLE 23 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,819 Henry: OH, MY GOD. GOT IT. 24 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:29,490 TODAY WE'LL FIND OUT JUST HOW ABLE-BODIED YOU REALLY ARE. 25 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,159 Henry: WHAT IS HAPPENING? 26 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,261 Rudy: SHUT UP. YOU'RE WRECKING IT. 27 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,363 Henry: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 28 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:39,167 TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 29 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,736 KINDA REMIND ME OF A WOMAN WHO I MET IN MY LAST PORT OF CALL... 30 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:44,104 HONG KONG. 31 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,039 BOY, DID SHE HAVE THE PRETTIEST CU-- 32 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,177 COME ON! JESUS! 33 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:55,649 Henry: YOU COULD STILL GET A GIRL LIKE THAT. 34 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,785 YOU THINK SO? 35 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:58,886 MMM. 36 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,388 Woman: OOH. 37 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,722 OH, GODDAMN IT, HENRY! 38 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,991 YOU'RE NOT EVEN WATCHING THE GODDAMN MOVIE. 39 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,559 I THINK WE'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE. 40 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:09,096 HENRY, WILL YOU COME AND SIT HERE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON? 41 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,631 IT'S DEFEATIST, WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 42 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,133 YOU'RE DEFEATING THE WHOLE POINT OF WHAT WE GOT GOING HERE. 43 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,668 Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN! 44 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,337 YOU SHUT UP! 45 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,372 GODDAMN PERVERT. 46 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,346 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK THIS WOULD HELP. 47 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,348 JUST WATCH THE MOVIE. 48 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,950 Woman: DO IT TO ME. 49 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,252 MMM. 50 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,120 OH, DO I NEED A CLOSE-UP OF THAT. 51 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,122 UGH. OH, YEAH. 52 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,757 OH. 53 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,459 OH, GOOD LORD. 54 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:39,227 OH. 55 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,861 Woman: MMM. 56 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,531 TOUCH MY BEAVER. 57 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,870 OOH. AH. 58 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,806 LET'S GO. LET'S GO! 59 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,145 A BEAVER. IT'S A WINNER. 60 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,681 I MEAN, WHAT KID DOESN'T LIKE BEAVERS? 61 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:04,017 I GOT THAT THING THAT I GET WHEN I GET A FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING. 62 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,185 "MUFF THE BEAVER"? 63 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,288 NAH. TOO ON THE NOSE. 64 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,889 "MARTY THE BEAVER"? 65 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,893 "MARTY THE BEAVER." 66 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,529 HEY. 67 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,934 Henry: THIS GUY IS SO NOT GONNA GO FOR THIS. 68 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,805 PESSIMIST SON OF A BITCH. 69 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:28,342 MR. PLANCK WILL BE WITH YOU IN JUST ONE MINUTE, GENTLEMEN. 70 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:41,522 ALLISON EITHER WANTS ME TO MOVE INTO THE LIVING ROOM TO SLEEP, 71 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,758 OR SHE WANTS TO GET ENGAGED. 72 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,295 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S THE THING. 73 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,198 THE REASON PEOPLE GET TOGETHER NOW IS... 74 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:56,670 BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SIMILARLY BROKEN PEOPLE. 75 00:03:56,670 --> 00:04:00,207 WE COMMUNICATE NOWADAYS THROUGH-- THROUGH DAMAGE. 76 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,444 BUT, FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, SHE'S FAKE-DAMAGED, 77 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,013 AND SHE'S GONNA LEAVE YOU AND HAVE A BETTER LIFE 78 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:10,384 WITH SOME DOPE LIKE HER WHO JUST PRETENDS TO BE ALL FUCKED UP. 79 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:15,323 GIRLS ONLY LIKE THE REALLY FUCKED-UP GUY FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS. 80 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:18,592 THEY PREFER... YOU KNOW, FAKE-BROKEN. 81 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,328 COMPLICATED, BUT LIKE... 82 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,564 TALK-ABOUT-IT- OVER-CHARDONNAY COMPLICATED. 83 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,568 OOH. 84 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:29,603 LIFE. 85 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,639 DON'T START. LIFE'S FINE. 86 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,776 LIFE IS NOTHING BUT THE ECHO OF JOY 87 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,847 DISAPPEARING INTO THE GREAT CHASM OF MISERY. 88 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,951 YOU'VE HAD BETTER. 89 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:47,655 LIFE IS NOTHING BUT THE OCCASIONAL BURST OF LAUGHTER 90 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:51,058 RISING ABOVE THE INTERMINABLE WAIL OF GRIEF. 91 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,125 THAT'S MY FAVORITE. 92 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,927 IT LIVES IN TRUTH, THAT'S WHY. 93 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:57,465 Henry: HE'S-- HE'S NOT NECESSARILY A "BAD" BEAVER. Rudy: NAH. 94 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,567 AND HE'S NOT REALLY A "GOOD" BEAVER EITHER. 95 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,402 HE'S AN EDGY KIND OF BEAVER. 96 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,303 NO, NO. MORE HE'S-- HE'S LIKE A... 97 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,139 A BEAVER WITH AN EDGE. 98 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,975 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE. 99 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,610 SHOW HIM. 100 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,015 ALL RIGHT, HOW'S THIS? 101 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,417 THAT'S THE ACTUAL BEAVER? 102 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,619 YEAH, THIS IS... THIS IS MARTY. 103 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,054 MM 104 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,427 BEAVERS MAKE DAMS. 105 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,295 YES, I-- I'M AWARE. 106 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,663 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 107 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,831 MM-HMM. 108 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,633 YEAH, THERE-- THERE'S A THAW IN-- IN THE SNOW, 109 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,536 AND IT DOESN'T LOOK AS IF THE DAM IS GONNA HOLD. 110 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:40,708 SO, MARTY, IN A SELFLESS EFFORT TO SAVE THE POND, 111 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,343 BREAKS INTO EVERY HOUSE IN TOWN. 112 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,612 BREAKS IN? 113 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:48,782 NO, HE-- HE GNAWS IN. HE-- HE'S A BEAVER. 114 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:55,523 ALL RIGHT, SO, UM-- SO, HE DRAGS THE TREES BACK TO THE STREAM. 115 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:58,459 MEANWHILE, THE PEOPLE FROM THE TOWN COME UP, 116 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,860 AND THEY-- THEY-- 117 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,464 THEY'RE FIXIN' TO MAKE SOME BEAVER STEW. 118 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,199 BUT COOLER HEADS PREVAIL. 119 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,368 Henry: SOMEONE STAB ME IN THE EAR. 120 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,440 THEY PLUG THE TREES INTO THE DAM AND CALL IT A CHRISTMAS DAM. 121 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,743 AND ALL CHRISTMAS DAY, THE PEOPLE FROM THE TOWN-- 122 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,846 THEY MAKE THE BIGGEST AND THE STRONGEST DAM 123 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,614 THAT THE BEAVERS HAVE EVER SEEN. 124 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:23,383 IT KILLED US TO WRITE THAT LAST PART, 125 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,252 BUT WE... YOU KNOW, NEED THE MONEY. 126 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,720 HE'S GOT THREE ALIMONY PAYMENTS, 127 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,255 AND I GOT A GIRLFRIEND WE'VE DECIDED 128 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:29,623 I NEED TO PUT IN ANOTHER APARTMENT, 129 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:30,991 BUT THAT'S-- THAT'S REALLY 130 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:34,094 MORE OF A MENTAL NECESSITY THAN A PHYSICAL ONE. 131 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,997 I HAVE TO GET ON THE FLOOR SOMETIMES TO FEEL SAFE. 132 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:43,937 SOMETIMES I PUT HEAVY OBJECTS ON ME WHEN I FEEL ANXIOUS. 133 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,740 GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. COCKSUCKER. 134 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,809 AND I WANT IT READY FOR A CHRISTMAS RELEASE. 135 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,111 I TOLD YOU HE WOULD LIKE IT. 136 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,312 WE'RE DEALING WITH 137 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,683 THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS ON THIS ONE. 138 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,317 Rudy: YOU JUST HAVE TO MOVE OUT. 139 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,619 Allison: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 140 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,087 Rudy: WE'RE TRYIN' TO WRITE A BOOK HERE, 141 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,122 AND THINGS CAN GET PRETTY GODDAMN UGLY. 142 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,190 ME, I LIKE TO-- 143 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,825 I LIKE TO ROAM AROUND A PLACE, 144 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,860 LIKE MIDDLE-OF-THE-NIGHT TYPE OF THING. 145 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,530 NAKED, EVEN. BUT I DON'T WANNA FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS. 146 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,432 IT COULD GET REAL SMALL IN HERE PRETTY FAST. 147 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,801 GREAT. 148 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,638 Henry: CHRISTMAS... THAT'S 15 WEEKS AWAY. 149 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,073 YOU GUYS FUCKING REHEARSE THIS SHIT? 150 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,341 HI, BABY. 151 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:25,746 UGH! WILL YOU TAKE THE FUCKING BOOKS OFF AND STAND UP? 152 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,683 I GUESS I COULD, BUT... 153 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:33,887 UM, I THINK I'D SORTA FEEL KIND OF UNSAFE. 154 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,556 YOU'RE FUCKED. 155 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,362 Allison: FUCK YOU TOO, RUDY. 156 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:16,029 SORRY, MAN. I'M FEELING... JUST NOT... 157 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,031 I UNDERSTAND. 158 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,476 I THINK I HAVE BAD CHEMICALS IN MY HEAD. 159 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,745 OH, DON'T GO BLAMING YOUR BRAIN AGAIN. 160 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,013 IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. 161 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:36,516 YOU THINK IT IS, AND YOUR BRAIN BELIEVES YOU. 162 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,255 THEY ONLY EAT BREAD. 163 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:43,490 NONSENSE. 164 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,958 GENOA SALAMI, IT'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD-- 165 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,628 THEY WOULD'VE INVENTED IT IF THEY COULD'VE. 166 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,630 SHIT'S GONNA KILL YOU. 167 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:53,533 YEAH, WELL, TELL ME WHEN I'M DEAD. 168 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,736 WILL DO. 169 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,344 WHO'S THIS? 170 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:09,116 UH... RED SUIT, FAT ASS, BEST FRIENDS ARE REINDEER, 171 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,918 BONES MRS. CLAUS. 172 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,219 AND WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 173 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:16,223 UH... SANTA'S SLEIGH RUNS OVER MARTY'S TAIL. 174 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:20,861 MARTY JUMPS UP, BITES HIM IN THE CROTCH, GIVES HIM THE CLAP. 175 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,874 HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT? 176 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,178 YEAH. THIS HEADACHE. 177 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,184 LET'S GET THIS BOOK DONE. NO MORE JOKES. 178 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,253 YEAH, SURE, SURE. 179 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,668 Man on P.A.: THIS IS THE FINAL APPEARANCE FOR HENRY ROTH AND RUDY HOLT, 180 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,603 BEST-SELLING AUTHORS OF THE MUST-HAVE CHILDREN'S BOOK 181 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,072 MARTY THE BEAVER. 182 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:09,042 BE SURE AND GET YOUR CHRISTMAS COPY SIGNED TODAY. 183 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,278 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH SHE JUST LOVED YOUR BOOK. 184 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,646 OH, GREAT. 185 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,617 Woman: HER NAME'S CASSIDY. 186 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,486 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 187 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,354 SHE'S ONLY BEEN WITH US FOR SIX MONTHS. 188 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,256 SHE'S ADOPTED. 189 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,929 SO, HOW ARE YA, SWEETHEART? 190 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,630 I SEE YOU'RE A KNICKS FAN. 191 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,932 YEAH, YOU WANNA BUY HER A DRINK, 192 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,667 TAKE HER SOMEWHERE QUIET? 193 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,239 YOU EVER BEEN TO A BASKETBALL GAME? 194 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,175 YOU SEE, 'CAUSE MARTY THE BEAVER WAS JUST HERE, 195 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,512 AND HE TOLD ME TO GIVE SOMEONE CALLED, UH-- 196 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:48,415 CASSIDY-- SOME KNICKS TICKETS. 197 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,450 HE MUST HAVE MEANT YOU. 198 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,319 HEY, DICK, ONE OF THOSE WAS MINE. 199 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,822 DON'T BE A PIECE OF SHIT. 200 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,158 THERE WE GO. 201 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,902 ARE THESE REALLY FROM-- FROM MARTY THE BEAVER? 202 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,938 ABSOLUTELY, YES. 203 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,680 IF MARTY THE BEAVER REALLY EXISTED, 204 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,949 AND IF HE REALLY HAD TICKETS 205 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,851 TO THE KNICKS-PACERS GAME ON FRIDAY NIGHT, 206 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:27,420 THE ONLY WAY HE'D GIVE 'EM UP IS IF HE WAS TOO HIGH TO GET TO THE GAME 207 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,424 OR HIS FAT, LAZY BEAVER ASS COULDN'T FIT IN THE SEAT. 208 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,299 SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T EXIST. 209 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,803 "BEAVER" CAN ALSO MEAN "VAGINA." 210 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,037 OH! OKAY! 211 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,206 CASSIDY! UH-- UH-- ENJOY THE GAME. 212 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,877 COME HERE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 213 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,746 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST CAN'T LET YOUR CRAP CHILDHOOD 214 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,647 BE A PASS TO SHIT ON EVERYONE ELSE. 215 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,817 WELL, EVERY OTHER KID IS GONNA BE CRUSHED 216 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,218 WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS. 217 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,920 SHE'S NOW WAY AHEAD OF THE GAME, 218 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:04,291 AND AS A BONUS, SHE NOW HAS ANOTHER WORD FOR HER PEE-PEE. 219 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:14,101 ( giant monster roars on television ) 220 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,446 HELLO? 221 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,268 IT... LOOKS GREAT, MAN. 222 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,439 WELL, IT KEEPS ME OCCUPIED. 223 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,376 HEY, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN TALKING TO PLANCK ABOUT IT... 224 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,312 THE BOOK'S ON, UH, PRE-ORDER FOR ABOUT 100,000 COPIES. 225 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:02,282 OH, THAT'S GREAT. YEAH, IT IS. IT'S GREAT. 226 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,284 I, UH... 227 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:10,090 I, UH... I CAN'T SEE OUTTA MY LEFT EYE. 228 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,995 WELL, IT'S THE TREATMENT. 229 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:27,707 HUH. I KEEP THINKIN' ABOUT THINGS, YOU KNOW? 230 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:31,544 HOW... I WAS THINKING... 231 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,415 IF I CLOSE MY GOOD EYE... 232 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:40,387 I SEE THIS-- THIS BRIGHT LIGHT. 233 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:47,060 AND, UH, I-- I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDS, BUT IT... 234 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,463 IT'S ACTUALLY VERY BEAUTIFUL. 235 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,906 I, UH... 236 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,473 I FEEL A LITTLE-- A LITTLE SICK. 237 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,775 COULD YOU JUST LOWER THE BED A LITTLE BIT, PLEASE? 238 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,544 OH, YEAH. SURE. 239 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,189 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 240 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,501 YOU KNOW, HENRY... 241 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,638 I WOULDN'T TRADE PLACES WITH YOU FOR ANYTHING. 242 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,012 I DON'T WANNA LEAVE KNOWING THAT MY ONLY LEGACY 243 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,382 IS A MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU. 244 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,185 HEY, COME-- COME ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT, DON'T-- I UNDERSTAND. 245 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,654 I'M COMPLETELY LUCID, ASSHOLE. 246 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,223 MAYBE I... 247 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,026 MAYBE I SHOULD'VE HAD SOME FUCKIN' KIDS. 248 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,530 I'D HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN YOUR MOM. 249 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,267 IT'S SHITTY WHAT SHE DID TO YOU. YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT. 250 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,668 YOU WANT A PILLOW OR SOMETHIN'? 251 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:05,138 FINISH THE DAMN BOOK, FIND YOURSELF A NICE GIRL. 252 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,207 A GIRL? YEAH. 253 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,276 NOT A GIRL, A NICE GIRL. 254 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,411 THAT'S-- THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 255 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,546 YEAH, FOR HER. 256 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,382 AND DON'T SIGH THAT STUPID SIGH OF YOURS 257 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,784 AND SAY, "LIFE, YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE IS?" 258 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,886 JUST STOP DOING THAT. 259 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,289 DON'T DO IT, THEN, OKAY? 260 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:25,658 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT A TUMOR IN YOUR HEAD 261 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:30,097 THAT'S TAKING UP MORE REAL ESTATE THAN YOUR BRAIN, SO... 262 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,472 IT'S A JOKE. 263 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,807 YEAH, I KNOW. 264 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,016 YOU'LL BE FINE. 265 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,522 I KNOW. 266 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,174 HENRY. 267 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,212 OH, GOD. 268 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,456 I'M NOT CRYING. 269 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,094 NOT IN FRONT OF YOU. 270 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,863 YOU WERE SAYING? 271 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,967 I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME 272 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:19,706 TO THINK ABOUT JUMPING BACK IN. 273 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,275 FINDING ANOTHER ILLUSTRATOR. 274 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,145 RUDY WASN'T JUST ANOTHER ILLUSTRATOR. 275 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:32,885 HENRY, WE HAVE TO PUBLISH IN A MONTH. 276 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,887 IT'S A CONTRACTUAL... 277 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,090 IT'S AN UPSTAIRS THING, 278 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,991 THOSE BASTARDS UPSTAIRS IN LEGAL. 279 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,695 YOU KNOW, I HAD A HUGE FIGHT WITH THEM. 280 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:46,566 HENRY, YOU KNOW I HAVE A HOUSE AT THE BEACH IN SAG HARBOR. 281 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,368 DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE. 282 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,304 AND YOU JUST STAY THERE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE, 283 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,707 AND RELAX, AND MAKE IT A PART OF YOUR GRIEVING. 284 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:55,808 HENRY? 285 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,814 SHIT. 286 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,228 KEEP WORKING AT IT. 287 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,097 Planck: HELLO. 288 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,732 Men: 'MORNING, MR. PLANCK. 289 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:26,173 AMERICAN KIDS CAN RECOGNIZE THIS FACE 290 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,375 BEFORE THE PRESIDENT'S. 291 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:33,012 YOU KNOW, OUR ILLUSTRATOR RUDY HOLT HAS PASSED AWAY. 292 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,948 IT'S SO AWFUL. THE CHILDREN WILL MISS HIM THE MOST. 293 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,150 UH, WRONG. 294 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,918 SHAREHOLDERS WILL MISS HIM THE MOST, 295 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,520 THEN ME, THEN THE CHILDREN. 296 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,490 THAT'S TRUE. CAN WE SEE, PLEASE? 297 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,825 THANK YOU. 298 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:50,163 ALL RIGHT, NOT VERY GOOD. 299 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,599 THAT ONE'S REALLY AWFUL. 300 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,701 REALLY BAD. 301 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,405 ALL RIGHT, HMM. 302 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,773 OH, CRAP. 303 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,710 OOH, I'M SORRY, I'M THINKING OUT LOUD. 304 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:23,095 GENTLEMEN, SUCCESS IN THIS BUSINESS IS 99% PERSEVERANCE 305 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,164 AND 1% TALENT. 306 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,568 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE 99% THERE. 307 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,506 YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD WITH MATH. 308 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,542 HE WANTS US TO GO. OKAY. 309 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,350 I CAN RESCUE A COMPANY FROM BANKRUPTCY... 310 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,786 I CAN QUOTE CHAUCER AND PROUST, 311 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,256 AND I CAN MAKE A TERRIFIC GOOSE REDUCTION. 312 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,324 ASK ME TO DRAW A FROG. 313 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,660 YOU SEE, MISS RILEY, THERE ARE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO 314 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,296 THAT I CAN'T DO, AND VICE VERSA. 315 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,400 THIS IS HENRY ROTH'S TELEPHONE NUMBER. 316 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,439 I'M SORRY, MR. PLANCK... 317 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,441 WHAT'S...? 318 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,909 WHAT'S THAT? YEAH. 319 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,345 UH... THAT'S A FROG. 320 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,214 YOU SEE? 321 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,251 THEY ONLY EAT BREAD. 322 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,486 NONSENSE. 323 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,522 GENOA SALAMI, IT'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD-- 324 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,357 THEY WOULD'VE INVENTED IT IF THEY COULD'VE. 325 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,559 THAT SHIT'S GONNA KILL YOU. 326 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,396 YEAH, WELL, TELL IT TO ME WHEN I'M DEAD. 327 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,899 I AM. 328 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,569 WHAT? 329 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,739 I'M TELLING IT TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. 330 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,242 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 331 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,011 I SAID, "TELL IT TO ME WHEN I'M DEAD," 332 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,246 AND YOU SAID, "WILL DO," 333 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,114 THEN YOU OFFERED ME A CIGARETTE. 334 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,050 I'M IMPROVISING, OKAY? ROLL WITH IT. 335 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,485 ALL RIGHT. 336 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:31,358 PLANCK WANTS ME TO RIGHT ANOTHER BOOK. 337 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,393 GOOD. I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. 338 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,895 GOT NO CHOICE, PAL, MY DYING WISH. 339 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,331 WHEN YOU SAID THAT, YOU WERE THINKING WITH A TUMOR. 340 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,969 SCREW YOU. 341 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,070 FIFTEEN FUCKIN' YEARS 342 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,938 I PUT UP WITH YOUR NASTY BULLSHIT. 343 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,374 FUCK IT. 344 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,612 YOU THINK PEOPLE WANNA DIE? 345 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,614 I HAD A GREAT TIME BEING ALIVE. 346 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,516 I FUCKING LOVED IT. 347 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:58,585 I LOVED WOMEN. 348 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:01,554 I TOLD A HOOKER ONCE THAT I LOVED HER, 349 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,490 AND GODDAMN IT, I MEANT IT. 350 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,957 AND I LOVED YOU, 351 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,194 BUT MOST OF ALL, EVEN MORE THAN YOU, 352 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,630 I LOVED BEING ALIVE. 353 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,568 NOW, YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE TO BE HAPPY WITH, HENRY, 354 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,170 'CAUSE IF YOU KEEP HANGING AROUND WITH YOU, 355 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,507 YOU'RE GONNA WANNA KILL YOURSELF. 356 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,680 I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU! 357 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,618 FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! 358 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,119 ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT! 359 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,654 FUCK YOU! 360 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,503 OUT! 361 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:53,239 JESUS, GOD, DON'T BURST IN ON ME LIKE THAT. 362 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:54,641 YOU ARE IN ARREARS. 363 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,743 YOU ARE NO LONGER LIVING IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LEASE. 364 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:58,845 YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW, MOTHER. OUT! 365 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,482 A LAW, EXCUSE ME, THAT CLEARLY INDICATES THAT A LANDLORD-- 366 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,883 I'M YOUR MOTHER! 367 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,887 A LANDLORD MAY NOT BREAK THE THRESHOLD OF HER PROPERTY 368 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,490 UNLESS IT'S WITH A WRIT OF CONSENT FROM A TENANT, 369 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,791 ACCOMPANIED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT 370 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,528 OR AN OFFICIAL FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF HOUSING! 371 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,702 OH, GOD. 372 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:27,073 OH, MY GOD. 373 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,109 ARE YOU GAY? 374 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,578 NO, MOM. 375 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,012 IF YOU ARE, JUST TELL ME. 376 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:36,182 YOU KNOW, I-- I JUST FOUND A DILDO. 377 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,384 IT'S A VIBRATOR, MOM. 378 00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:43,556 I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY WAS THE POOR THING FROZEN? 379 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,357 IT WASN'T FROZEN, IT WAS HIDDEN. 380 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,859 DON'T AVOID THE GAY QUESTION. 381 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,129 OKAY, TEA. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA? 382 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,465 YEAH. 383 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,067 WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED HIM? 384 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,903 HE LOOKED AT MY SKETCHBOOK 385 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,906 AND TOLD ME TO KEEP WORKING AT IT. 386 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:02,141 WELL, HAVE YOU KEPT WORKING AT IT? 387 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,076 YEAH, OF COURSE. 388 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,679 A LOT. LOOK. 389 00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,082 OH, THAT'S AWFUL, HONEY. 390 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,451 I HATE CARTOONS. THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY SINISTER. 391 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,620 PLEASE. 392 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,187 I CAN'T STAND THEM. 393 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,156 THANK YOU, MOM. 394 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:23,530 I'M SO SORRY, DEAR. 395 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:24,664 IT'S OKAY. 396 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,966 I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST... 397 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,268 HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY. 398 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,503 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 399 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,171 NO, NO, PUT YOUR CHECKBOOK AWAY. STOP. 400 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,707 PLEASE JUST FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I JUST SAID. 401 00:24:34,707 --> 00:24:36,509 ALL RIGHT? WILL YOU DO THAT? 402 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,210 WILL YOU FORGIVE ME? YEAH. 403 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,612 THANK YOU. 404 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,715 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 405 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:47,153 SO, THIS IS GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH, 406 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,856 AND A LITTLE BIT BEYOND IT. 407 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:53,225 THANK YOU. 408 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,362 THIS IS THE LAST TIME, THOUGH, HONESTLY. 409 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,998 IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT AND I CAN'T PAY RENT NEXT MONTH, 410 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:03,903 THEN I'M GONNA APPLY TO A FEW LAW SCHOOLS. 411 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,140 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 412 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:12,444 I HAVE TO START SHATTERING THIS DREAM, NOT SUPPORTING IT. 413 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,213 IT IS MORE PRACTICAL. 414 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:16,616 I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL THE 20th, 415 00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,417 AND THEM I'M GONNA SEND IN THE MOVERS, 416 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,953 AND I'M GONNA CHANGE THE LOCK. 417 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,556 OKAY. 418 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,306 HELLO? 419 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:42,575 PLANCK'S A SOCIOPATH. 420 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,143 HE'S A CROSS-DRESSER. 421 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,045 HE'S A HERMAPHRODITE. 422 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,747 THE GUY'S A EUNUCH. 423 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,750 HE'S A VEGETARIAN FOR HEALTH REASONS, NOT ETHICAL ONES. 424 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,586 YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING THE GUY SAYS. 425 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,555 THERE ARE LESS... FUCK! 426 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,857 ...PATRONIZING WAYS OF SAYING 427 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,558 I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WORK WITH YOU. 428 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,828 I NEVER SAID YOU WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 429 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,396 YEAH, YOU DID, ACTUALLY. 430 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:08,635 YOU TOLD ME TO KEEP WORKING AT IT. 431 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:10,703 OH, WELL, IF I DID SAY THAT, 432 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,739 I DIDN'T MEAN WITH ME. 433 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,876 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARTNER. 434 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,112 WAS HE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND? 435 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:25,251 NO, HE WAS JUST A DICK WHO DREW WELL. 436 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,420 I UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE LIKE RUDY ARE IRREPLACEABLE, 437 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,456 BECAUSE I'VE HAD PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN MY OWN LIFE, 438 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:33,760 BUT, HENRY, HONESTLY, 439 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,262 ILLUSTRATING FOR ME IS JUST A JOB. 440 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,097 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT. 441 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:42,935 I'M NOT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY BAD ONES. 442 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,674 SO... 443 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:54,046 LUCY, HOW'D YOU GET INTO THE BUSINESS? 444 00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,616 THANK YOU. 445 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,920 SO? 446 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:12,398 UM, I WAS GOING FOR MY PhD IN ENGLISH LITERATURE, 447 00:27:12,398 --> 00:27:13,532 BUT I HAD THIS BIG BREAKUP-- 448 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:16,168 FALLING OUT-- WITH MY THESIS ADVISOR-- 449 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,403 BOYFRIEND. 450 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:20,072 SO THEN I WENT TO ART SCHOOL FOR A LITTLE BIT, 451 00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:23,743 AND THAT WAS A LONG BLAH STORY, 452 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:28,247 AND I ENDED UP LEAVING BECAUSE I HAD TO FIND A JOB. 453 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,249 SO I PICKED CHILDREN'S BOOKS BECAUSE IT WAS 454 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:32,719 THE FURTHEST THING FROM LITERATURE I COULD THINK OF. 455 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,687 OH, I SEE. INTERESTING. 456 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,655 HI, WHAT CAN I GET YOU GUYS? 457 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,190 NOTHING, GO AHEAD. 458 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:42,428 UM, I'LL JUST HAVE A CAESAR SALAD 459 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,230 AND A SIDE OF MASHED POTATOES. 460 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:45,698 THANKS. 461 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,367 BULIMIA? 462 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,937 NO, HUNGRY. 463 00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,906 YOU SURE? THAT STUFF COMES BACK UP PRETTY EASILY. 464 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:57,443 NOW THAT I'M IN, 465 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,846 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN THAT 466 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:02,114 TO KNOCK ME OFF MY GAME. 467 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,256 YOU SEE OUR WAITRESS OVER THERE? 468 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,425 SHE WANTS TO BE AN ACTRESS. 469 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,763 SHE'S GOT THAT AIR OF ENTITLEMENT MIXED WITH DESPERATION. 470 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:19,065 SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE LOOKS, THOUGH. 471 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,733 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE TALENT, 472 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:23,335 BUT, LIKE AN OLD DONKEY, 473 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:24,336 SHE'S BEEN AT IT SO LONG, 474 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,139 SHE'S NOT FIT TO TRY TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. 475 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,943 SHE LIES TO HER MOM. 476 00:28:32,144 --> 00:28:34,881 SHE'S EMBARRASSED TO TELL HER ABOUT LOSING THE JOB 477 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,715 FOR THE BIG PALMOLIVE COMMERCIAL, 478 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,217 BUT, FINGERS CROSSED, 479 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:42,288 SHE'S GOT AN AUDITION FOR BLOCKBUSTER VIDEOS. 480 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,160 SHE HAD AN ABORTION ONCE. 481 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,062 SHE STILL CRIES ABOUT IT SOMETIMES, 482 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,031 EVEN THOUGH SHE SAVED THAT THING 483 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:56,435 FROM AN AGONIZING LIFE OF EATING LEFTOVER MASHED POTATOES 484 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,370 AND WATCHING ITS MOM LOSE JOBS 485 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,207 LIKE PALMOLIVE COMMERCIALS. 486 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,846 SHE'S GOT ABOUT THREE OVARIAN EGGS LEFT. 487 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,717 IN ADDITION TO BEING LESS INTERESTING 488 00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:14,286 AND MUCH LESS ATTRACTIVE... 489 00:29:16,655 --> 00:29:20,259 YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE PATHETIC THAN SHE IS. 490 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,166 YOU'RE NOT IN. 491 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,509 Lucy: I HATE HENRY ROTH. 492 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,946 I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE TO WORK WITH HIM. 493 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:42,148 I THINK I'D BE MUCH HAPPIER BACK DOWNSTAIRS. 494 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,316 Planck: THAT IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL, MISS RILEY. 495 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,885 I'M SHOCKED. 496 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,821 YOU CAN CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME. 497 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,356 WELL, OF COURSE I CAN... 498 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:52,558 LISA. LUCY. 499 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:53,993 LIZZIE? LUCY. LUCY. 500 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,263 LUCY, HENRY ROTH IS THE ONLY REASON YOU HAVE A JOB. 501 00:29:57,263 --> 00:30:02,134 $100,000 IF YOU CAN GET A BOOK OUT OF HIM BY CHRISTMAS. 502 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:05,437 I THINK SOMEONE ELSE WOULD BE MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE FOR THE JOB. 503 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,839 WONDERFUL. 504 00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:09,241 SO WHY DON'T YOU CLEAR OUT YOUR THINGS. 505 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:12,044 I'LL BE ONLY TOO GLAD TO GIVE YOU A REFERENCE. 506 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,316 MISS RILEY? 507 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,952 LUCY? 508 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,221 A HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. 509 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,157 TWO HUNDRED. 510 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,726 THAT IS MY FINAL OFFER, 511 00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:31,864 AND I WOULD THINK VERY CAREFULLY BEFORE WALKING OUT THAT DOOR. 512 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,970 I AM PROSTITUTING MYSELF. 513 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,040 YOUR METHODS ARE YOUR OWN. 514 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,143 WHAT CAN HE TAKE ME FOR? 515 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,912 Man: I CAN FIGHT IT, BUT IT'S GONNA GET EXPENSIVE. 516 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:47,079 THERE'S NO GUARANTEE. 517 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,281 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? JAKE. 518 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,650 JAKE. WHAT CAN PLANCK TAKE ME FOR? 519 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:54,520 THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY CAN CONVINCE A JUDGE A BOOK'S WORTH. 520 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,755 A MILLION, MAYBE. MAYBE TWO MILLION. 521 00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:58,557 SHIT. 522 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,039 LUCY, NO! 523 00:31:13,039 --> 00:31:15,341 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 524 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,676 WHO IS HE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 525 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,645 MOM, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA ROB ME, OR RAPE ME... 526 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,413 ...OR KILL ME OR SOMETHING! GATHER YOURSELF. 527 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,549 THIS IS BUSINESS. DON'T GET HYSTERICAL. 528 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,419 BUT I LIVE THERE! AND I CAN'T KEEP FLOATING YOU. 529 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,958 YOURS IS THE ONLY APARTMENT IN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING 530 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,792 THAT'S STILL PAYING LAST YEAR'S RENT. 531 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:36,162 OKAY, I MOVED IN FOUR MONTHS AGO. 532 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:41,233 A FOUR-MONTH RIDE THAT HAS TO COME TO AN END SOMETIME. 533 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,769 I HAVE TO PUSH YOU FROM THE NEST. 534 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,038 OH, MOM, YOU ARE SO INSANE. 535 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,873 OKAY, OKAY, NO MORE TEARS. NO MORE TEARS. 536 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:50,742 OKAY, NOW, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU 537 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,478 AN APARTMENT ON FIRST AND A. 538 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:56,348 IT IS A WALK-UP, BUT IT'S HALF OF WHATEVER THEY'RE CHARGING YOU HERE. 539 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:59,185 WHAT YOU ARE CHARGING ME, MOM! 540 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:01,553 DON'T GET PERSONAL! 541 00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:05,291 OH, SHIT. 542 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,127 YOU COULD'VE CALLED. 543 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,997 I'M... I'M SORRY I DIDN'T CALL. 544 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:14,766 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST... 545 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:18,804 AGONIZING WHEN YOU GET THESE "WE JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK" PEOPLE. 546 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:21,273 Answering Machine: HEY, IT'S LUCY. LEAVE ME A MESSAGE. 547 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,175 Jeremy: LUCY, IT'S JEREMY. 548 00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,144 UM, I'M IN NEW YORK, 549 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,414 AND... I'M IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 550 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,984 AND IT'S BEEN A YEAR, IT WOULD SEEM, 551 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,685 WHICH IS HARD TO BELIEVE. 552 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,422 UM... 553 00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,458 LUCY, LOOK, I'VE BEEN... 554 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,327 THINKING ABOUT THINGS, AND I'M... 555 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:44,330 SORT OF WONDERING IF YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THINGS TOO. 556 00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,065 I MEAN, I WOULD COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND 557 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,734 IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN, OF COURSE I WOULD, BUT... 558 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:52,638 I WAS HOPING THAT WE COULD MAYBE MEET UP. 559 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,807 SO, I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU WELL. 560 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:56,975 LOVE TO YOUR MUM. 561 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,444 HELLO, CAROL, IF YOU'RE THERE. 562 00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,912 UM, SO, YEAH, CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN. 563 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:02,414 OKAY, THANKS. BYE. 564 00:33:05,251 --> 00:33:07,419 NO. 565 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,189 OH, HONEY. 566 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,960 WHAT MEN DO WHEN THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT 567 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,995 IS THEY FEEL BAD. 568 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,865 CALL IT ASSHOLE'S REMORSE. 569 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,267 YOU JUST WATCH. 570 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:24,170 HE'S GONNA MAKE SOME MEANINGLESS ACT OF CONTRITION, 571 00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:28,174 ONE WHICH YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER ACCEPTING. 572 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,384 Rudy: WHAT'S THIS? 573 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:40,786 I REMEMBERED YOU LIKED FLOWERS. 574 00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:45,591 SPRING BOUQUET. 575 00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:02,208 DON'T ASK ME WHY, BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PARTIAL TO FLOWERS. 576 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,942 YOU WANT TO SEND ME A VALENTINE'S GIFT, 577 00:34:03,942 --> 00:34:07,846 YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. 578 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,615 I LIKE FLOWERS. 579 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,352 NICE GIRL, HUH? 580 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,155 I MIGHT WORK WITH HER. 581 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,623 IT'S... UH... 582 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:21,026 I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE, TO-- 583 00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,361 SHE'S LOVELY. 584 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,597 LIKE AN ANTELOPE IN A JUNKYARD. 585 00:34:29,235 --> 00:34:31,503 I DIDN'T... I DIDN'T NOTICE. 586 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:35,507 NOTICE? 587 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,781 GIVE THE FLOWERS TO ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS. 588 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,863 OKAY, WE'RE DECLARING A TRUCE. 589 00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,331 SAID TRUCE SHALL BE IN EFFECT 590 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,833 FOR EXACTLY THREE WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS, 591 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,068 AT THE END OF WHICH TIME 592 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,803 YOU WILL DELIVER TO ME A COMPLETED BOOK, 593 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,339 THE TOPIC OF WHICH WILL BE A CHRISTMAS STORY 594 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,774 FEATURING MARTY THE BEAVER. 595 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,577 THIS WILL AVERT LEGAL ACTION AGAINST MR. HENRY ROTH, 596 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:14,980 AND ENTITLE MS. LUCY RILEY TO A BONUS OF-- 597 00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:18,250 OF $5,000. 598 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,787 UM, WOW, YOU REALLY HIT THE BIG TIME THERE, LUCY. 599 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,223 I'LL BE CHECKING IN ON YOUR PROGRESS. 600 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,225 WHAT IF WE DON'T MAKE ANY? 601 00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:29,295 I MAY BE FORCED TO HIRE ANOTHER COLLABORATOR. 602 00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:34,233 Henry: CANCEL ALL SHRINK APPOINTMENTS, HAIRCUTS, 603 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,934 HIGHLIGHTINGS, FROSTINGS. 604 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,469 TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU'RE A DYKE. 605 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,171 IF YOU'VE GOT ANY PETS, PUT 'EM TO SLEEP, 606 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,839 'CAUSE THE NEXT THREE WEEKS WE WORK. 607 00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:44,176 I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 608 00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,312 DON'T COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT. 609 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,754 HEY! 610 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:57,389 HEY! 611 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,492 CAN WE JUST GO AHEAD AND GET THE APOLOGY OUT OF THE WAY NOW? 612 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:02,728 YEAH, I DON'T REALLY DO GREAT AT THOSE. 613 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:06,131 YOU WERE AWFUL TO SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, TO SAY NOTHING OF ME. 614 00:36:06,131 --> 00:36:07,599 Boy: I WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 615 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,401 Woman: WOULD YOU SIT DOWN UNDER THE TABLE LIKE THIS 616 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:10,469 AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. 617 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:13,372 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, I ADMIT IT. 618 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,341 WHAT? I WAS AWFUL, I APOLOGIZE. 619 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,343 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. 620 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,645 YOU CAN'T APOLOGIZE YET. I'M JUST GETTING STARTED. 621 00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,413 OH, JESUS. 622 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,482 OKAY, HEY, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 623 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:26,652 LOOK, I WAS WRONG, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 624 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:27,753 WHO CARES? 625 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:32,458 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! 626 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,293 Woman: ARE YOU CRYING? SIT DOWN. 627 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,995 YOU LIKE THAT? YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN? 628 00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:38,297 STOP IT. 629 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,165 ARE YOU A LITTLE GIRL, OR ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY? 630 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,600 JUST ANSWER ME THAT QUESTION. 631 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,670 DON'T YOU... SHUT UP. SHUT UP. 632 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:47,038 I GUESS I SHOULDN'T EXPECT ANYTHING FROM YOU. 633 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,908 Woman: SUCK THOSE TEARS IN. SUCK THEM IN RIGHT NOW. 634 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,310 I DON'T KNOW WHY, 635 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:53,512 BUT I AM IN A BREAKFASTY KIND OF MOOD. 636 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,681 Woman: YOU JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM. 637 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,549 Boy: I WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM! EGGS. 638 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,318 OVER EASY. 639 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,587 OH, JESUS, I... 640 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:04,222 IF YOU GO OVER THERE, SHE'S JUST GONNA TAKE THAT KID HOME 641 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,191 AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE OF YOU. 642 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,893 YOU WANT THAT? 643 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,502 HEY, I DIDN'T THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 644 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,543 YOU WANNA GO SOMEWHERE ELSE? 645 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,279 NO, I'M OKAY. 646 00:37:28,013 --> 00:37:29,315 I DO. 647 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,995 GET OFF. 648 00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,711 LACKS A CERTAIN, UM... 649 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,314 WOMAN'S TOUCH. 650 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,416 THERE'S NO WOMAN'S TOUCH HERE. 651 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:08,787 THE ONES THAT DID TOUCH DID SO AT THEIR OWN PERIL. 652 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:13,392 OKAY, UH, BEFORE WE CAN, UH... 653 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:14,693 WORK EFFECTIVELY WITH ONE ANOTHER, 654 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:15,927 I THINK WE SHOULD BE COMFORTABLE. 655 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,797 SO, 10 MINUTES, OKAY? THEN-- THEN WORK. 656 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,332 OKAY? GO. 657 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,204 OKAY, I'LL START. 658 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:28,540 UH, I HATE MY MOTHER. I HATE MY GODDAMN DEAD FATHER MORE. 659 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,075 RUDY WAS THE ONLY FRIEND I EVER HAD. 660 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,043 I HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE WHO I USED TO LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO 661 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,044 MORE THAN HAVE SEX WITH. 662 00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:35,781 CARROTS AND SNAKES FRIGHTEN ME. 663 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:36,815 UM... 664 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,017 I'M SUPERSTITIOUS ABOUT THE NUMBERS... 665 00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:42,721 I CAN ONLY STIR THINGS COUNTERCLOCKWISE, 666 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,023 AND I KNOW THAT IF I DON'T SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. 667 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,025 I TAKE SIZE 11-1/2 SHOE. 668 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,762 I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE BOOK. 669 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,633 OH... 670 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:57,969 WHAT'S CRUCIAL? 671 00:38:59,304 --> 00:39:01,139 OH, I DON'T DRIVE OR RIDE IN CARS. 672 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:02,774 STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, 673 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,610 YOU HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF BEING IN AN ACCIDENT IN YOUR LIFETIME. 674 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,778 THEY'RE DEATH BOXES. 675 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,447 I GIVE TO AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL 676 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,682 ON THE OFF CHANCE I'M EVER IMPRISONED AND TORTURED 677 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,284 FOR MY POLITICAL BELIEFS. 678 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:16,455 PARADOXICALLY, I HAVE NO POLITICAL BELIEFS. 679 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:19,024 LIFE IS PAIN. BLACK KIDS ARE CUTER THAN WHITE ONES. 680 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,726 WHAT'S IMPORTANT? 681 00:39:23,629 --> 00:39:26,064 I DIDN'T MEAN IT WHEN I COMPARED YOU TO OUR WAITRESS. 682 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,666 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HURT YOU. 683 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,135 I COULD'VE BEEN MEANER ABOUT YOUR LOOKS, 684 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,404 AND WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CRY. 685 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,143 I HAVE A TOWEL I CAN'T THROW OUT 686 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:39,878 'CAUSE IT MAY HAVE FEELINGS. 687 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,918 WHEN I EJACULATE, I GO INTO DEEP DEPRESSIONS. 688 00:39:51,557 --> 00:39:53,358 THOUGH BY ANY STANDARD YOU'RE A NICE PERSON, 689 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:55,393 I DEEPLY RESENT HAVING TO WORK WITH YOU. 690 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,500 I LOVE... 691 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,935 JAPANESE MONSTER MOVIES. 692 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:08,039 GAMERA, SPECIFICALLY. 693 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,712 GAMERA MOVIES? 694 00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,684 * GAMERA 695 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,920 * GAMERA 696 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:36,267 ATTENTION, EVERYONE, TAKE COVER! GAMERA IS ATTACKING! 697 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,402 Woman: AN EARTHQUAKE! 698 00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:39,004 NO, NOT AN EARTHQUAKE. GAMERA! 699 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,272 HE'S COMING, I TELL YOU. WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 700 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,310 I SAY WE SHOULD STAY HERE AND DANCE! HOW ABOUT IT? 701 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,778 * GAMERA 702 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,180 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND ONCE? 703 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,250 ARE YOU ALL INSANE? HURRY, GET OUT OF HERE! 704 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,686 * GAMERA 705 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,589 * GAMERA 706 00:40:57,589 --> 00:41:03,495 SO I HAVE AN EX-BOYFRIEND, EX-THESIS ADVISOR, JEREMY. 707 00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:06,364 AND WE LIVED TOGETHER FOR, LIKE, THREE YEARS. 708 00:41:06,364 --> 00:41:08,299 ANYWAY, HE TOOK A SABBATICAL... 709 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,670 ...FROM HIS PROFESSORSH-- 710 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:14,973 YOU LOVED HIM, HE LEFT YOU, 711 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,876 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET OVER HIM... 712 00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,612 YOU THOUGHT HE WAS COMPLICATED BECAUSE HE ONCE GOT A BLOWJOB 713 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,013 FROM A BOY AT BOARDING SCHOOL. 714 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,583 SEX WITH YOU WAS TIRED, AND NOW HE'S HAVING A BLAST 715 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,984 BALLING EVERY WOMAN IN ACADEMIA. 716 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,719 IT'S THE GRIPE COMING OUT OF YOU 717 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,455 AND ALMOST EVERY OTHER WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 718 00:41:30,455 --> 00:41:32,157 ONE GUY IS NOT GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE. 719 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:35,827 WOW, I HAD NO IDEA HOW PREVALENT BLOWJOBS WERE IN BOYS' SCHOOLS. 720 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:42,233 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? ARTHUR PLANCK'S OFFICE, PLEASE. 721 00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,501 HENRY? 722 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,204 YOUR BONUS SICKENS ME. IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE. 723 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:47,839 OH, NO, NO. 724 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,875 NO, DON'T DO THAT. DON'T DO THAT. 725 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,209 I'M OKAY. 726 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:01,119 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MONEY MYSELF. 727 00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:31,717 RUDY AND I WEREN'T IN IT FOR THE MONEY EITHER. 728 00:42:35,453 --> 00:42:37,055 JUST THE CHICKS. 729 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:49,100 Voice: MESSAGE ONE. 730 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,170 HI, IT'S JEREMY. ARE YOU FREE TOMORROW MORNING? 731 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,238 NO. 732 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,674 LET ME KNOW. OKAY. GIVE US A CALL. BYE. 733 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:58,744 Voice: END OF MESSAGES. 734 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,283 I FINISHED MY BOOK. IT'S COMING OUT THIS CHRISTMAS. 735 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:08,820 ROMANTICISM FROM CONCEPTION TO MISCONCEPTION. 736 00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:10,856 MY EDITORS THINK IT'S GONNA BE THIS YEAR'S GIFT 737 00:43:10,856 --> 00:43:13,558 FOR THE BIG INTELLECTUAL SNOB IN YOUR LIFE. 738 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:16,962 IT'S LIKE, WHAT TO GET FOR THE MAN WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING. 739 00:43:17,896 --> 00:43:20,632 I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 740 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,670 AN ENORMOUS ADVANCE. 741 00:43:25,336 --> 00:43:26,672 FUCK. 742 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:31,409 AND I'VE... WELL, I THOUGHT WHAT I SHOULD DO-- 743 00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:34,079 WHAT I WANTED TO DO, WAS... 744 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,613 TO USE IT TO START A LIFE WITH SOMEONE, 745 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,083 AND AS YOU KNOW, I'M VERY PICKY, 746 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,251 SO I THOUGHT, WHO BETTER TO START A LIFE WITH-- 747 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:42,320 LUCKY GIRL. YEAH. 748 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:45,356 I WANTED TO SHOW YOU A COPY OF THE BOOK, 749 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,794 A GALLEY, BUT THEY'RE STILL REVISING THINGS ON IT. 750 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:55,500 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE DEDICATION IS? 751 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:56,935 NO. 752 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:59,070 I KNOW YOU DON'T, BUT GUESS. 753 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,305 I DON'T KNOW. 754 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,142 WELL, IT'S TO YOU. IT SAYS, "TO LUCY. 755 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:08,179 MY MUSE, MY INSPIRATION, MY WINDOW INTO BEAUTY." 756 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,086 WOW. 757 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:17,756 I FIND IT REALLY FUNNY THAT YOU HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS MUSE 758 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:20,291 TO WRITE THE THING. 759 00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:28,399 WERE YOU WITH SOMEONE? 760 00:44:35,306 --> 00:44:37,242 FUCK. 761 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:38,944 YES, I WAS. 762 00:44:38,944 --> 00:44:40,278 THERE WAS A GIRL. 763 00:44:40,278 --> 00:44:42,748 HER NAME WAS SIMONE. IT LASTED A FEW MONTHS. 764 00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:45,784 AND I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY. OKAY, ENOUGH. 765 00:44:49,921 --> 00:44:52,623 LUCY, IF YOU ASK ME A QUESTION, I'M GOING TO ANSWER IT, 766 00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:54,726 AND I'M GOING TO ANSWER IT HONESTLY. 767 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,829 I TELL YOU, ASK ME IF I LOVE YOU. WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME THAT? 768 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:59,697 ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? 769 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,868 NOW THAT-- YEAH. I DON'T ANSWER RHETORICAL ONES. 770 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:09,440 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY NIGHT? 771 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,843 WORKING. 772 00:45:11,843 --> 00:45:14,980 SOUNDS DULL. 773 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:18,349 WHAT ABOUT THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO AT THE MET? 774 00:45:22,153 --> 00:45:24,890 I DON'T KNOW. CALL ME ON FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 775 00:45:24,890 --> 00:45:26,792 THEY'RE 200 A POP. 776 00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:30,395 WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A BIT MORE INDICATION NOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED? 777 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:32,864 WHY? DOES SIMONE WANT TO GO? 778 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,638 JUST LET ME THINK ABOUT IT, OKAY? 779 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:41,807 I WILL. THANK YOU. 780 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:43,141 OKAY, THANKS. 781 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:44,275 HEY... 782 00:45:49,714 --> 00:45:51,216 THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE. 783 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:52,317 YEAH, IT'S OKAY. 784 00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:05,030 YOU GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL FOR INSPIRATION? 785 00:46:09,067 --> 00:46:10,001 YEAH. 786 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,736 YEAH, UM, JEREMY AND I 787 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,438 USED TO RENT A HOUSE ON THE SHORE. 788 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,340 OH, GOD, NO, NOT THAT KIND OF INSPIRATION. 789 00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,843 I'M TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, A WHOREHOUSE IN CHINATOWN OR A TITTY BAR-- 790 00:46:17,843 --> 00:46:19,945 YOU KNOW, SOMEWHERE TO CONNECT YOU TO REALITY. 791 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:23,081 GOD, IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, THE OCEAN AT NIGHT. 792 00:46:23,081 --> 00:46:26,051 THE SKY WAS FILLED WITH A MILLION STARS. 793 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,319 I LOVE THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN, 794 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:31,389 THE WAY IT SEEMED TO BREATHE AND... 795 00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:36,327 AND SPEND A FEW HOURS LOOKING FOR A SHOOTING STAR AND... 796 00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,865 THEN MAKE SOME CORNY WISH ON ONE. 797 00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,699 OKAY, I'M GONNA MAKE A WISH NOW. 798 00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:43,401 I WISH YOU'D STOP TALKING. 799 00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,072 WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO, AND I ASK YOU IF ANYTHING INSPIRES YOU, 800 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,373 AND YOU START GOING ON ABOUT YOU 801 00:46:48,373 --> 00:46:50,108 AND YOUR DOPEY BOYFRIEND AT THE BEACH? 802 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,043 YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY THE FIRST SMART-ASS THING 803 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:53,478 THAT POPS IN YOUR HEAD, HENRY. 804 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,680 I KNOW THIS PROBABLY MEANS NOTHING TO YOU, 805 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,082 BUT IT'S REALLY UNATTRACTIVE. 806 00:46:57,082 --> 00:46:59,417 IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK WEAK AND FEARFUL, 807 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:00,685 NOT CLEVER. 808 00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:02,587 SO FUCKIN' KNOCK IT OFF. 809 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:32,750 Female Vocalist: * WE SAILED AWAY ON A WINTER'S DAY * 810 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:37,788 * WITH FATE AS MALLEABLE AS CLAY * 811 00:47:37,788 --> 00:47:42,327 * BUT SHIPS ARE FALLIBLE, I SAY * 812 00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:47,732 * AND THE NAUTICAL, LIKE ALL THINGS, FADES * 813 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:52,037 * AND, OH, MY LOVE 814 00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:55,640 * OH, IT WAS A FUNNY LITTLE THING * 815 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,975 THANK YOU. 816 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:58,576 NO BEACH, THOUGH. 817 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:02,147 I DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT STARS. 818 00:48:02,147 --> 00:48:04,082 ANY GREAT IDEAS FOR THE BOOK? 819 00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:07,385 IT MUST NOT WORK WITHOUT THE BEACH. 820 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,419 MMM. 821 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:12,557 * THE SIGHT OF BRIDGES AND BALLOONS * 822 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:17,262 * MAKES CALM CANARIES IRRITABLE * 823 00:48:17,262 --> 00:48:22,767 * AND THEY CAW AND CLAW ALL AFTERNOON * 824 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:28,706 * CANARIES AND DIRIGIBLES 825 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:31,876 * OH, MY LOVE 826 00:48:31,876 --> 00:48:36,114 * OH, IT WAS A FUNNY LITTLE THING * 827 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:40,385 * TO BE... 828 00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:42,954 MY BROTHER USED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE. 829 00:48:42,954 --> 00:48:44,822 Henry: OH, NICE. 830 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:47,658 HE NEVER, EVER LET ME LOOK THROUGH IT. 831 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,661 UNLESS MY MOTHER WAS THERE, THEN HE'D HAVE TO, BUT... 832 00:48:51,529 --> 00:48:53,031 IT KILLED HIM. 833 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:57,068 HE KIND OF THOUGHT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS HIS PERSONAL PROPERTY. 834 00:48:58,036 --> 00:49:01,172 I THINK MOST MEN SHARE THAT VIEW. 835 00:49:01,172 --> 00:49:03,674 I GOT BINOCULARS. 836 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:06,377 DO YOU LOOK AT STARS? 837 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,014 PEOPLE'S ROOMS. 838 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:11,482 RUDY AND I USED TO GO UP ON THE ROOF. 839 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:14,152 HE SOUNDS LIKE QUITE THE FATHER FIGURE. 840 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:16,487 RUDY WAS NOTHING LIKE MY FATHER. 841 00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:23,528 Lucy: MY FATHER RAN OFF WITH HIS SECRETARY. 842 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,468 WHA-- UM, BACK UP. 843 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:36,874 UM, HE-- HE-- HE RAN OFF WITH HIS SECRETARY? 844 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,809 AH, IT WAS THE '70S. 845 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,611 THAT'S-- THAT'S SO CLICHé. 846 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:44,149 AT LEAST MINE HAD THE DECENCY TO DIE. 847 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,317 YOU STILL TALK TO HIM? 848 00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,020 NO, NOT MUCH TO SAY. 849 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:53,424 I COULD THINK OF A COUPLE OF THINGS. 850 00:49:53,424 --> 00:49:56,727 YEAH, I KNOW YOU COULD. 851 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,296 THANK YOU. 852 00:50:03,801 --> 00:50:07,572 HEY, SORRY I SAID SOME SHITTY STUFF ABOUT YOU BEFORE. 853 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:09,307 IT JUST-- YOU KNOW. 854 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,747 SERIOUSLY. 855 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:19,750 SORRY. 856 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,223 OKAY. 857 00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,536 I COULDN'T WAIT TILL FRIDAY. 858 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,572 I MEAN, THIS CAN'T BE IT. 859 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:43,841 CAN IT REALLY 860 00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:45,943 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT. 861 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:51,582 WHEN I WROTE THAT YOU WERE A WINDOW INTO BEAUTY, 862 00:50:51,582 --> 00:50:53,418 I TRULY MEANT IT. 863 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,488 BECAUSE YOU ARE, YOU'RE MY ONLY WINDOW. 864 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,730 I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY. 865 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:10,101 Female Vocalist: * BIG MONSTER LOVER 866 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:13,104 * A BIGGER PUSHER-OVER 867 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:20,511 * STANDS APART THROUGH MOST WALKS OF LIFE * 868 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:27,252 * WALKS ALONE IN MOST WALKS OF LIFE * 869 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:40,598 Rudy: LET'S NOT GET IN THE HABIT OF SLEEPING HERE. 870 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:43,434 HEY, HENRY. 871 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,237 HENRY, WAKE UP, OR THEY'LL THROW YOU OUT. 872 00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:48,873 UH, 41. PLAY 41. 873 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:56,046 AND, UH, 22 AND 50 AND 8. 874 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:59,250 WHY ARE WE HERE? WE NEVER WIN. 875 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:02,153 YOU NEVER WIN, BECAUSE YOU NEVER PLAY. 876 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:04,255 ALL YOU DO IS PLAY, AND ALL YOU DO IS LOSE. 877 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,456 IT'S PATHETIC. 878 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,359 WELL, LOOK, I DON'T PLAY FOR THE MONEY. 879 00:52:08,359 --> 00:52:10,961 I PLAY FOR THE JOY IT GIVES ME. 880 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,698 THE PLEASURE I HAVE, THE THRILL. 881 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,068 THE THRILL? 882 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,338 YOU'RE A PUSSY. GUESS SO. 883 00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:22,540 LOSER. BORN THAT WAY. 884 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:25,476 SHE'S A NICE GIRL. 885 00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:33,251 SHE DESERVES BETTER THAN HIM. 886 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:35,186 NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'. 887 00:52:35,186 --> 00:52:36,487 BETTER THAN ME TOO. 888 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,823 YEAH, PROBABLY, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT YET. 889 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:43,961 I'M STARTING TO LIKE HER. 890 00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:46,631 WELL, SHOW HER YOU AT YOUR BEST. 891 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:54,104 I CAN'T. I DON'T HAVE A BEST. 892 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:57,308 MY BEST IS AT BEST... 893 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,944 DEPRESSING. 894 00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:38,383 THANKS FOR COMING. 895 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:40,318 ANYTHING FOR YOU, PAL. 896 00:53:40,318 --> 00:53:42,253 OH, DON'T KISS MY ASS. IT MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD. 897 00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:44,255 YEAH, ME TOO. 898 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:48,559 SO WHY AM I HERE? 899 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:52,797 LUCY CAN'T WORK IN THE CITY. TOO MANY DISTRACTIONS. 900 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:54,465 MMM. YOU, PERHAPS. 901 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,801 CAN I STILL USE THE HOUSE AT THE BEACH? 902 00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,069 YEAH. 903 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,071 YEAH, AND THE CAR? 904 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,140 WHAT, DO YOU DRIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW? 905 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:04,575 YEAH. 906 00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,680 ALL RIGHT. 907 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,717 IT'S IN THE FOURTH STREET GARAGE. 908 00:54:12,717 --> 00:54:15,520 AND I WANT YOU TO KEEP ME APPRISED OF YOUR PROGRESS. 909 00:54:17,221 --> 00:54:19,990 EVERY SINGLE DAY. 910 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:23,428 Don: HE'S AN ACADEMIC. YOU KNOW, BRITISH. TOTAL EGGHEAD. 911 00:54:23,428 --> 00:54:24,929 BRILLIANT, THOUGH. 912 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,130 HOW BRILLIANT? 913 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:28,232 I HAVE HIM IF YOU WANT ME TO FIX YOU UP WITH HIM. 914 00:54:28,232 --> 00:54:30,234 THAT'S OKAY. ANYTHING ELSE? 915 00:54:30,234 --> 00:54:32,202 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 916 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,172 JUST, YOU KNOW, ANY HOBBIES, ANY WEAKNESSES. 917 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:36,974 YOU KNOW, JUNK LIKE THAT. 918 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,376 UH... 919 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:43,113 IT'S BEEN THE LUNCHROOM TALK AROUND HERE. 920 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,383 HERE, TAKE A GANDER. HERE HE IS. 921 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:52,723 JEREMY COTSWOLD STURGES. 922 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,892 OPEN IT UP. 923 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,768 ROMANTIC, RIGHT? 924 00:55:03,768 --> 00:55:05,603 FLIP THE PAGE. 925 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,744 HE'S GOT TWO GIRLS. 926 00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:15,580 CAN'T DECIDE WHO HE WANTS TO DEDICATE IT TO. 927 00:55:15,580 --> 00:55:17,448 HE'S GONNA WAIT FOR THE THING TO GO TO PRESS. 928 00:55:17,448 --> 00:55:19,550 TOOL. 929 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,152 ANY WAY I CAN KEEP THIS? 930 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:39,804 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 931 00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:41,672 JESUS! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? OH, MY GOD! 932 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,574 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE HERE WHEN WE GET THERE. 933 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,875 WE CAN TALK THEN. 934 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,511 WELL, JUST TELL ME WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS, THEN. 935 00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,312 SO YOU CAN HAVE THE BEACH AND THE STARS, 936 00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:49,914 AND WE CAN WRITE OUR FUCKIN' BOOK. 937 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:51,215 THAT'S-- IT'S OKAY. 938 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,850 I THINK IT'S SWEET. 939 00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:06,997 COME ON. 940 00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:12,970 BET HE'D HAVE LIKED YOU. 941 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:26,751 OLD JEWISH CUSTOM. IT'S A SYMBOL OF AFFECTION. 942 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,690 HERE YOU GO, FROM BOTH OF US. 943 00:56:52,276 --> 00:56:54,612 Male Vocalist: * SAWING 944 00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:59,617 * WITH MY JAW TOOTH DOWN 945 00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:12,863 * GUARDED DOWN UPSIDE FROWN 946 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:22,473 * I'M-- I'M LOOKING FOR A PILL * 947 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:26,744 * SOMETHING TO EASE MY WILL * 948 00:57:27,478 --> 00:57:30,147 * A KICK IN THE TEETH 949 00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:36,721 * YOU-- YOU MAY NOT REALIZE * 950 00:57:36,721 --> 00:57:40,991 * WHEN IT'S DONE OR WHY 951 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:44,662 * BUT IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 952 00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:48,799 * IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 953 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:54,639 * OOH, IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 954 00:57:56,106 --> 00:58:02,580 * OOH, IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 955 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:09,520 * PULSING 956 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:14,191 * WITH A FAMILIAR PAIN 957 00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:21,265 IT'S CLOCKWISE. 958 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:22,967 * A COMFORT 959 00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:28,038 OH. 960 00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:30,440 BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY HAD A PROBLEM STIRRING THINGS CLOCKWISE. 961 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,977 IT'S LONG METAL THINGS GOING CLOCKWISE. 962 00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:36,280 IT'S OKAY. 963 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,083 * YOU MAY NOT REALIZE 964 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,384 I CAN DO IT. 965 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:43,754 * WHEN IT DOES AND WHY 966 00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:47,457 * BUT IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 967 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:50,661 * IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 968 00:58:51,996 --> 00:58:57,134 * OOH, IT MAY BE THE BEST THING * 969 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:04,541 THIS'LL DO. 970 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,010 WEIRD. 971 00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:21,926 HEY, YOU STILL HAVE THAT STONE I GAVE YOU? 972 00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:22,760 YEAH. 973 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,995 OH, MAN. GOOD. 974 00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:28,165 THIS ONE LOOKS JUST LIKE IT. 975 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:30,901 NO. 'CAUSE, SEE, MINE HAS 976 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,604 TWO LITTLE BLUE SPECKS RIGHT THERE. 977 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:36,674 KINDA LOOK LIKE EYES. 978 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:39,076 LIKE, THERE'S A LITTLE GUY INSIDE, 979 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:41,345 AND HE HAS HIS FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST THE INSIDE, 980 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:42,446 TRYING TO LOOK OUT. 981 00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:43,748 SEE? 982 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:46,784 HOW'D HE GET IN THERE? 983 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:51,021 THERE'S NOT REALLY A GUY INSIDE THERE. 984 00:59:58,328 --> 00:59:59,664 WHAT? 985 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:04,635 HEY! NO, NO, NO! 986 01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,310 YOU'RE A JERK. 987 01:00:14,244 --> 01:00:16,080 THIS IS MY STONE. 988 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,315 Henry: THIS IS MY STONE! 989 01:00:57,121 --> 01:01:00,691 HEY, GOT ANYTHING FOR ME TO DRAW YET? 990 01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:02,126 NOPE. 991 01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:07,164 SO, WHAT IF MARTY GETS SOME LAME CHRISTMAS GIFT, 992 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,398 SOMETHING... 993 01:01:09,566 --> 01:01:11,902 STUPID, LIKE, UM... 994 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:14,905 YOUR SHIRT. 995 01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:16,774 AND... 996 01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,475 MY EX-GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME THIS SHIRT. 997 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:20,044 SO, ANYWAY, 998 01:01:20,044 --> 01:01:21,879 HE'S AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE THE NEXT DAY 999 01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,280 TRYING TO RETURN THE THING... 1000 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,849 HER FASHION SENSE WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT HER. 1001 01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:27,451 ...WHEN HE BUMPS INTO HER AT THE CASH REGISTER. 1002 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:29,186 WHO? MARTY. 1003 01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,520 BUMPS INTO WHO? 1004 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:31,588 WHOM 1005 01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:32,656 HIS GIRLFRIEND. 1006 01:01:32,656 --> 01:01:34,859 MARTY DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 1007 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:36,894 WHY NOT? 1008 01:01:36,894 --> 01:01:38,562 HE DOESN'T WANT ONE. 1009 01:01:38,562 --> 01:01:40,464 OH. 1010 01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:44,668 IT'S A BIG STEP. HE'D PROBABLY RUIN HER. 1011 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:46,837 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 1012 01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:49,740 SHE'D WANT COMMITMENT, AND SWEETNESS, 1013 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:52,843 AND TO BE TREATED LIKE SHE'S THE ONLY BEAVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, 1014 01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:55,880 AND MARTY'S NOT READY FOR THAT. 1015 01:01:58,916 --> 01:02:01,018 LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. 1016 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:26,243 Male Vocalist: * RIGHT, WRONG, WHAT TO DO 1017 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:30,915 * SOMEDAY IT WILL COME TO YOU * 1018 01:02:30,915 --> 01:02:33,683 ( telephone continues ringing ) 1019 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:37,087 * HOT STYLE IN THE END 1020 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:42,459 * WE NAMED A SUMMER CAMP FOR YOU * 1021 01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:51,768 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY 1022 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:55,172 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY 1023 01:02:55,172 --> 01:02:58,342 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY 1024 01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:03,747 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY 1025 01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:07,017 * WE COULD DRAG YOU DOWN 1026 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:11,655 * BUT THAT'S FOR OTHER BANDS TO DO * 1027 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:21,631 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO GIVE 1028 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,835 * GOT NO REASON TO LIVE 1029 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,271 * AND I WILL FIGHT TO SURVIVE * 1030 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:28,805 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE 1031 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:33,210 * WISH I WASN'T SO SHY 1032 01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,349 I CAN'T SLEEP. 1033 01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:43,020 MUST BE THE, UH-- MUST BE THE TIME DIFFERENCE. 1034 01:03:45,289 --> 01:03:46,390 WHAT'S THAT? 1035 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,526 THIS IS SOMETHING I TOSSED IN THE CAR. 1036 01:03:52,429 --> 01:03:53,697 AND GIFT 1037 01:03:53,697 --> 01:03:55,699 GIFT-WRAPPED AND TOSSED IN THE CAR. 1038 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:57,534 OH, MY GOSH. 1039 01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:06,576 OH, MY GOSH. 1040 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:09,914 YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT. 1041 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:12,950 OKAY. 1042 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:25,595 OH, MY GOD! 1043 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,398 WANNA GO TAKE A LOOK? 1044 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:35,205 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1045 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,874 SOMETHING DIM AND FUZZY 1046 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:41,478 AND ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO LOCATE. 1047 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,014 NEBULA? 1048 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,685 I'VE BEEN READIN' UP. 1049 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:49,886 WOW. 1050 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,456 CLOUDS OF GAS. STARS ARE BORN IN 'EM. 1051 01:04:52,456 --> 01:04:55,292 TRIP TO THE PLANETARIUM MADE ME FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. 1052 01:04:58,362 --> 01:05:01,265 SOMETIMES THE GAS IS A-- IS A-- 1053 01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:03,900 A REMNANT OF A SUPERNOVA. 1054 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:04,969 MM-HMM. 1055 01:05:04,969 --> 01:05:06,336 WHICH IS A STAR 1056 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:09,373 THAT DIES IN A PARTICULARLY SPECTACULAR... 1057 01:05:10,074 --> 01:05:12,209 VIOLENT FASHION. 1058 01:05:13,577 --> 01:05:14,979 WOW. 1059 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:20,917 OKAY. 1060 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,919 OKAY, LOOK RIGHT HERE. 1061 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:24,288 YEAH? YEAH. 1062 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:27,524 OKAY, WHERE? 1063 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:31,061 OH, YOU HAVE TO SORT OF MOVE YOUR EYE AROUND 1064 01:05:31,061 --> 01:05:32,496 TO FIND IT. 1065 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:35,065 OKAY, UM... 1066 01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:39,536 MMM. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 1067 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:41,271 MMM. HOLD ON. 1068 01:05:42,806 --> 01:05:44,674 YEAH, HERE IT IS. 1069 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,277 IT IS... 1070 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:51,615 IT'S, LIKE, RIGHT ABOVE THE BIG BLUE STAR. 1071 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,083 YOU'LL SEE. 1072 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:56,453 I DON'T SEE IT! 1073 01:05:57,754 --> 01:05:59,556 OKAY, HOLD ON, LET ME SEE. 1074 01:05:59,556 --> 01:06:01,391 OH. 1075 01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:02,993 IT'S THERE. 1076 01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,998 TRY AGAIN. DO YOU SEE ANYTHING? 1077 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:12,536 NO! 1078 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:14,538 REALLY? 1079 01:06:17,074 --> 01:06:18,875 OH, FUCK! BIG BLUE STAR! 1080 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,444 OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE? 1081 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:21,711 UH... 1082 01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,181 GET OUT... A BUNCH OF DIM ONES. 1083 01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:25,715 OKAY, NOW LOOK UP. 1084 01:06:30,887 --> 01:06:35,659 Vocalist: * AAAHHH 1085 01:06:42,866 --> 01:06:47,571 * AAAHHH 1086 01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:59,616 I CAN'T. 1087 01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:00,717 YES, YOU CAN. 1088 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:03,087 WE HAVE TO WORK. 1089 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:05,389 RIGHT NOW? 1090 01:07:05,389 --> 01:07:07,657 LUCY, COME ON, PLEASE. IT'S GONNA GET... 1091 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:09,793 VERY COMPLICATED. 1092 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:13,330 AAAHHH, GOD, IT'S GONNA GET SO COMPLICATED. 1093 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:16,566 DO YOU JUST GENUINELY DISLIKE ME, HENRY? 1094 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:21,205 A WEEK AGO I DIDN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT NEBULAS, 1095 01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:23,607 AND NOW I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM, 'KAY? 1096 01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:28,612 NEBULAE. 1097 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:30,480 WHAT? 1098 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,683 IT'S-- IT'S "NEBULAE," NOT "NEBULAS." 1099 01:07:33,683 --> 01:07:35,752 OKAY, FINE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT NEBULAS. 1100 01:07:35,752 --> 01:07:38,288 YOU ACCUSE ME OF WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'M PROBABLY GUILTY OF IT: 1101 01:07:38,288 --> 01:07:40,757 CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL WARMING AND KILLING A SQUIRREL ONCE 1102 01:07:40,757 --> 01:07:42,025 AND USING THE WORD "RETARDED" 1103 01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:43,760 AND OCCASIONALLY MISINTERPRETED BIGOTRY, 1104 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,061 BUT DON'T-- DON'T-- DON'T-- 1105 01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,896 DON'T-- DON'T-- DON'T-- DON'T-- DON'T-- 1106 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:49,566 ACCUSE ME OF NOT LIKING YOU. 1107 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,169 'KAY? 1108 01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:56,573 I UNDERSTAND. 1109 01:08:21,498 --> 01:08:27,371 Female Vocalist: * LOSING THE STAR WITHOUT A SKY * 1110 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:35,312 * LOSING THE REASONS WHY 1111 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:44,321 * LOSING THE CALL THAT YOU'VE BEEN FAKING * 1112 01:08:44,321 --> 01:08:48,425 * AND I'M NOT KIDDING 1113 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:59,603 * IT'S DAMNED IF YOU DON'T, IT'S DAMNED IF YOU DO * 1114 01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,106 * BE TRUE 1115 01:09:03,106 --> 01:09:05,275 * 'CAUSE I'LL LOCK YOU UP 1116 01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:08,378 * IN A SAD, SAD TUNE 1117 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:13,517 * MEN ARE HARD 1118 01:09:13,517 --> 01:09:18,222 * YOU'RE NOT WORTH A THING 1119 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:21,458 * MEN ARE HARD 1120 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:26,463 * YOU'RE NOT HIDING 1121 01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:40,076 SO, MAYBE, UM... 1122 01:09:40,076 --> 01:09:42,979 MARTY DOES HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AFTER ALL. 1123 01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:44,614 NO. 1124 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,451 WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT TO START THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE. 1125 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:50,620 YOU MEAN LITTLE BEAVERS? 1126 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:54,190 NO. MY GOD! 1127 01:09:56,493 --> 01:10:00,564 JESUS! LET'S NOT GET CRAZY, OKAY? CAN YOU IMAGINE? 1128 01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:03,166 HE'S STILL NOT A VERY TRUSTING BEAVER. 1129 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,868 YOU KNOW? MM-HMM. 1130 01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:06,403 YEAH. 1131 01:10:06,403 --> 01:10:08,438 GIVE HIM SOME TIME TO GET USED TO HAVING A GIRLFRIEND FIRST. 1132 01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:10,840 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1133 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:18,214 I'M NOT GONNA STOP YOU FROM DRAWING A LITTLE BEAVER. 1134 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,252 I JUST CAN'T GUARANTEE IT'S GONNA BE IN THE BOOK. 1135 01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:25,088 IT'S OKAY. I CAN WAIT. OKAY. 1136 01:10:25,088 --> 01:10:28,925 BUT I CAN'T START DRAWING ANYTHING UNTIL YOU START WRITING. 1137 01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:32,729 RIGHT. OKAY. 1138 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:37,567 GIVE ME A COUPLE OF HOURS. 1139 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:02,058 YOU'RE ABOUT TO DRIVE ME OUT OF MY GOURD. 1140 01:11:02,058 --> 01:11:03,527 Planck: WELL, I'M SORRY, HENRY. 1141 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:05,595 YOU DIDN'T KEEP ME INFORMED OF YOUR PROGRESS. 1142 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,664 WELL, WE'VE BEEN TOO BUSY WORKING. 1143 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:09,999 LOOK, SHE'LL FINISH IT WITH ANOTHER COLLABORATOR. 1144 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:13,102 THIS IS A DONE DEAL. THIS IS NONNEGOTIABLE AT THIS POINT. 1145 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,572 UH-HUH. HENRY, I AM NOT KIDDING. 1146 01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:17,641 NOW, I EXPECT LUCY BACK HERE IN THE MORNING 1147 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:19,376 TO START WORKING WITH A NEW WRITER. 1148 01:11:19,376 --> 01:11:20,910 WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA COME BACK? 1149 01:11:20,910 --> 01:11:23,713 HENRY, DON'T APPLY ANY UNDUE PRESSURE TO THE GIRL. 1150 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:27,150 HER BONUS IS CONTINGENT UPON DELIVERING A COMPLETED BOOK, 1151 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:28,418 WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 1152 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:30,019 ARTHUR, SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT 1153 01:11:30,019 --> 01:11:31,355 ABOUT 5,000 BUCKS. 1154 01:11:31,355 --> 01:11:36,326 OH, HENRY, HENRY, IT IS NOT $5,000. 1155 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:41,030 Henry: HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND? 1156 01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:49,906 CAN I, UH, SEE THE STONE? 1157 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:51,007 YEAH. 1158 01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:58,748 HOW MUCH? 1159 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:02,419 HOW MUCH WHAT? 1160 01:12:02,419 --> 01:12:03,887 HOW 1161 01:12:06,590 --> 01:12:10,460 HOW MUCH DO I ADORE YOU? 1162 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:14,063 HOW MUCH IS PLANCK PAYING YOU? 1163 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:23,640 $200,000. 1164 01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:33,583 YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE JUST 1165 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:35,985 WRITTEN YOU A CHECK AND LEFT IT ON THE PILLOW. 1166 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,053 WHAT? 1167 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:39,122 OH, NOW I KNOW WHY YOU CANCELED WITH JEREMY. 1168 01:12:39,122 --> 01:12:40,524 HEY, TELL ME THIS-- 1169 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,459 DID YOU TELL HIM YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ME, 1170 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:44,994 OR WAS THAT JUST IMPROVISATION? 1171 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:11,114 Man on Television: ...MILES FROM NOWHERE. 1172 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:13,016 Woman on Television: I KEPT THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. 1173 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:13,950 I COULDN'T SLEEP. 1174 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,685 IT WASN'T EASY FOR ME EITHER. 1175 01:14:15,685 --> 01:14:18,254 KEN, WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO BE HAPPY. 1176 01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:19,656 LET'S NOT THROW IT AWAY. 1177 01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:20,924 ARE YOU SURE? 1178 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:22,626 I DON'T WANT TO BE SURE OF ANYTHING... 1179 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:24,561 EXCEPT THAT YOU LOVE ME. 1180 01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:27,296 Man #2: ...MR. LEE FOUGHT VALIANTLY IN THE FACE OF THE COWARDLY THUGS, 1181 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,798 WHO MANAGED TO ESCAPE 1182 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:31,100 WITH LITTLE MORE THAN A RACK OF CHOCOLATE BARS. 1183 01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:37,574 OH, GOOD LORD. 1184 01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:38,908 WHAT IS IT? 1185 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,377 I'VE DISCOVERED A BLACK HOLE. 1186 01:14:41,377 --> 01:14:43,479 HA HA HA! 1187 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,050 HEY, I'M NOT DOIN' TOO WELL HERE. 1188 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:51,054 SO YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE, HUH? 1189 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:56,593 YEAH. ONE IN A BILLION. 1190 01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:59,362 WELL, LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY. 1191 01:14:59,362 --> 01:15:02,932 THE AVERAGE GUY MEETS ABOUT 900 WOMEN DURING THE MATING YEARS, 1192 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:07,937 SO-- SO YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE IN 900. 1193 01:15:08,938 --> 01:15:10,039 I GET IT. 1194 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,810 STILL, A DEVASTATING BLOW. 1195 01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:17,881 WH 1196 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,460 FUCK. 1197 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,630 WELL, AT LEAST I STILL GOT YOU. 1198 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:46,009 HEY, I-- YOU-- 1199 01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:48,144 RUDY! 1200 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:01,557 RUDY! 1201 01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:33,657 HE'S INVULNERABLE. 1202 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,184 ALMOST ALL PROCEEDS. 1203 01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:37,286 Henry: SO, ANY IDEA WHAT SHE DID WITH HER BONUS? 1204 01:17:37,286 --> 01:17:38,654 YEAH, SHE'S DONATING HER FEE 1205 01:17:38,654 --> 01:17:41,624 TO THE LANDMINE... SOMETHING SOMETHING... 1206 01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:42,859 CHILDREN'S FUND. 1207 01:17:42,859 --> 01:17:44,593 OH, MY GOD. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY. 1208 01:17:44,593 --> 01:17:47,630 NO, THEY'RE THE ONES THAT HAD ME DROP THE SUIT AGAINST YOU. 1209 01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:49,498 ARTHUR, UH-- UH-- UH-- 1210 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:51,667 SHE'S GOT A BOOK SIGNING TOMORROW. 1211 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,036 DON'T BOTHER. 1212 01:17:53,036 --> 01:17:55,504 SHE'S LEAVING FOR LONDON THE NEXT MORNING. BOOK TOUR. 1213 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:56,806 WELL, I DON'T-- 1214 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,374 I'LL JUST GO TO LONDON. 1215 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:00,176 NOT HERS. HER BOYFRIEND'S. 1216 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:04,213 SOME HORRIBLE LITTLE BOOK ABOUT ROMANTICISM. 1217 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:07,650 SHE'S GOING WITH HIM. HER BOYFRIEND? 1218 01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:09,318 YEAH. YOU'RE TOO LATE, HENRY. 1219 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,320 REALLY. 1220 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:19,395 Female Vocalist: * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1221 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,330 * OH NO, OH NO 1222 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:23,767 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1223 01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:26,903 * OH NO 1224 01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:29,538 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1225 01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,707 * OH NO, OH NO 1226 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,343 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1227 01:18:34,343 --> 01:18:36,846 * OH NO 1228 01:18:36,846 --> 01:18:39,849 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1229 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,084 * OH NO 1230 01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:43,452 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1231 01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:44,754 * OH NO 1232 01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:46,923 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1233 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:49,959 * OH NO 1234 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:08,737 Female Vocalist: * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1235 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,439 * OH NO, OH NO 1236 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,242 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1237 01:20:13,242 --> 01:20:15,979 * OH NO 1238 01:20:15,979 --> 01:20:18,848 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1239 01:20:18,848 --> 01:20:20,683 * OH NO, OH NO 1240 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:23,419 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1241 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:26,122 * OH NO 1242 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:28,992 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1243 01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:30,093 * OH NO 1244 01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:32,428 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1245 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,529 * OH NO 1246 01:20:33,529 --> 01:20:36,365 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1247 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:39,368 * OH NO 1248 01:22:38,887 --> 01:22:41,390 ( indistinct laughter and chatter ) 1249 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:43,626 ( Christmas music plays faintly ) 1250 01:22:49,932 --> 01:22:51,334 Man: HEY! 1251 01:23:02,045 --> 01:23:04,680 Lucy: ...WE BOTH ARE. WE APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT. 1252 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,382 I HOPE YOU LIKE THE BOOK. 1253 01:23:27,470 --> 01:23:28,771 HEY. 1254 01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:35,311 UH... 1255 01:23:39,182 --> 01:23:42,851 I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT FINDING THINGS. 1256 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:44,520 I'M REALLY GOOD AT LOSING THINGS-- 1257 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:47,523 UH, THE REMOTE AND KEYS AND PARROTS AND PEOPLE I LIKE-- 1258 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,393 HENRY, GO AWAY. 1259 01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,468 NO. 1260 01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:02,271 COME HERE. 1261 01:24:11,013 --> 01:24:12,415 OH, GOD. 1262 01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:16,252 I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WANTING SOMETHING... 1263 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:20,156 AND DOING MY VERY BEST NOT TO FIND IT. 1264 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:22,158 NEVER... 1265 01:24:23,692 --> 01:24:26,962 EVEN GOING NEAR THE PLACES IT MIGHT BE, 1266 01:24:26,962 --> 01:24:28,631 AND SUDDENLY... 1267 01:24:28,631 --> 01:24:32,335 I GOT THE GODDAMN THING PRACTICALLY CHAINED AROUND MY NECK. 1268 01:24:33,035 --> 01:24:35,704 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1269 01:24:35,704 --> 01:24:37,106 YOU. YOU. YOU'RE THE-- 1270 01:24:37,106 --> 01:24:39,608 YOU'RE-- YOU'RE THE GODDAMN THING. 1271 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:41,043 YOU'RE-- 1272 01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:43,146 I MEAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE-- 1273 01:24:46,449 --> 01:24:49,051 AAAHHH... I CAN'T DESCRIBE YOU. 1274 01:24:49,051 --> 01:24:50,186 I DON'T-- I DON'T-- 1275 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:52,488 I DON'T WRITE THAT KIND OF SHIT. 1276 01:24:52,488 --> 01:24:53,656 I WRITE-- 1277 01:24:53,656 --> 01:24:56,759 YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE WHO WRITE THE REAL BOOKS, 1278 01:24:56,759 --> 01:24:57,860 THE LOVE BOOKS AND THE POEMS 1279 01:24:57,860 --> 01:25:00,163 AND EVEN THOSE STUPID LITTLE FUCKING NOVELS 1280 01:25:00,163 --> 01:25:02,231 WITH THE HUNKY ASSHOLES ON THE COVER. 1281 01:25:02,231 --> 01:25:03,932 YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 1282 01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,734 YOU'RE, LIKE, PRINCESS SHIT. 1283 01:25:05,734 --> 01:25:08,204 YOU KNOW, FAIRY TALES. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1284 01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:09,872 THE MILLION GUYS ARE AFTER HER, 1285 01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:11,974 AND THEY'RE BLINDED BY YOUR BEAUTY KIND OF SHIT. 1286 01:25:11,974 --> 01:25:14,343 REAL BIG STUFF, YOU KNOW-- 1287 01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:17,380 EVEN WE GOT THE DICK WHO KIDNAPS YOU 1288 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,614 AND STICKS YOU IN A CAVE 1289 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:20,983 AND YOU'RE GUARDED BY A FIVE-HEADED DRAGON, 1290 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,385 AND, YOU KNOW, THE TALES OF YOUR PLIGHT 1291 01:25:22,385 --> 01:25:23,752 ARE SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE LAND, 1292 01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:25,854 AND NOW ALL THE GUYS GO AND PUT ON THEIR SHOES 1293 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,323 SO THEY CAN SEE WHAT'S UP, 1294 01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:31,994 BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE-- HAVE THE BALLS TO SAVE HER, 1295 01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:33,796 EXCEPT FOR ME. 1296 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:39,702 I WOULD GO THROUGH ANYTHING FOR YOU. 1297 01:25:41,604 --> 01:25:44,340 AND STILL... 1298 01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:47,710 THERE I WAS, LOOKING FOR A WAY NOT TO SEE IT. 1299 01:25:47,710 --> 01:25:49,178 ANYTHING. 1300 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:54,850 MONEY. 1301 01:26:01,257 --> 01:26:03,426 STUPID IDIOT. 1302 01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,028 YES. 1303 01:26:06,028 --> 01:26:08,197 YEAH. 1304 01:26:08,197 --> 01:26:11,467 YES, I'M A BIG, FAT, STUPID IDIOT. 1305 01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,841 I HOPE YOU'RE BETTER TO THE NEXT ONE. 1306 01:26:28,784 --> 01:26:30,219 WAIT. 1307 01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,589 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1308 01:26:33,589 --> 01:26:35,324 ALL RIGHT. 1309 01:27:13,862 --> 01:27:15,698 IT WAS EASY TO FIND. 1310 01:27:19,635 --> 01:27:21,570 IT'S THE ONLY ONE LIKE IT. 1311 01:27:29,645 --> 01:27:32,681 YOU BROKE MY HEART, HENRY. 1312 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,254 I DON'T THINK THAT YOU CAN... 1313 01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:41,123 TRUST PEOPLE. 1314 01:27:41,123 --> 01:27:43,292 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING WRONG. 1315 01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:48,564 I'M JUST-- I'M SORRY. 1316 01:27:54,837 --> 01:27:55,938 I'LL MISS YOU. 1317 01:28:31,774 --> 01:28:33,008 YOU'LL BE FINE. 1318 01:28:37,045 --> 01:28:39,014 WE'LL BOTH BE FINE, RUDY. 1319 01:28:42,485 --> 01:28:44,620 THAT'S LIFE, HENRY. 1320 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,622 YEP. 1321 01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:51,494 YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE IS? 1322 01:28:53,195 --> 01:28:54,897 LIFE IS... 1323 01:28:55,598 --> 01:28:57,132 A HORRIBLE LITTLE GIGGLE 1324 01:28:57,132 --> 01:29:01,103 IN THE MIDST OF A FORCED DEATH MARCH TOWARDS HELL. 1325 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:03,506 NO, IT ISN'T. 1326 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,076 AN INTERMINABLE WAIL OF GRIEF. 1327 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:09,378 NO. 1328 01:29:13,382 --> 01:29:16,719 LIFE IS A SINGLE SKIP FOR JOY. 1329 01:29:25,761 --> 01:29:26,995 I KNOW. 1330 01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:36,371 YOU HEAR THAT? 1331 01:29:37,673 --> 01:29:38,774 WHAT? 1332 01:29:40,108 --> 01:29:41,577 LOOK. 1333 01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:19,114 YOU'LL NEVER THROW IT AWAY AGAIN? 1334 01:30:19,114 --> 01:30:20,415 NEVER. 1335 01:30:23,452 --> 01:30:25,521 IT'S THE ONLY ONE LIKE IT. 1336 01:30:30,459 --> 01:30:31,760 I KNOW. 1337 01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:50,445 Female Vocalist: * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1338 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:52,347 * OH NO, OH NO 1339 01:30:52,347 --> 01:30:54,950 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1340 01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:57,853 * OH NO 1341 01:30:57,853 --> 01:31:00,455 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1342 01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:02,491 * OH NO, OH NO 1343 01:31:02,491 --> 01:31:05,393 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1344 01:31:05,393 --> 01:31:08,163 * OH NO 1345 01:31:08,163 --> 01:31:10,999 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1346 01:31:10,999 --> 01:31:12,100 * OH NO 1347 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:14,402 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1348 01:31:14,402 --> 01:31:15,504 * OH NO 1349 01:31:15,504 --> 01:31:18,106 * OH NO, OH NO, OH NO 1350 01:31:18,106 --> 01:31:20,943 * OH NO 1351 01:31:57,179 --> 01:32:00,849 Female Vocalist: * IN THE CAGE AQUA 1352 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:04,720 * RUBY-RED PANDA 1353 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:12,595 * AN INSANE BOY WHO HAVE CONTROL OF THE WORLD * 1354 01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,898 * POWER 1355 01:32:15,898 --> 01:32:18,701 * WILL MEET THE BOY 1356 01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:21,770 * WHY DOES POWER ALWAYS SEEK THE BOY * 1357 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:25,207 * WHY DOES POWER MAKE THE CRAZY BOY * 1358 01:32:25,207 --> 01:32:30,045 * MORE... MORE 1359 01:32:31,179 --> 01:32:35,217 * WAS THE BOY 1360 01:32:35,217 --> 01:32:39,387 * POWERCORD 1361 01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:43,058 * I AM HERE 1362 01:32:44,026 --> 01:32:47,596 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1363 01:32:47,596 --> 01:32:51,299 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD * 1364 01:32:52,234 --> 01:32:55,871 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1365 01:32:55,871 --> 01:33:00,676 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD * 1366 01:33:00,676 --> 01:33:04,012 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1367 01:33:04,012 --> 01:33:07,883 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD * 1368 01:33:09,017 --> 01:33:12,054 * BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD 1369 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:17,525 * HE WAS FUNNY AND FINE, SWEET SWEET GOOD BOY * 1370 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:21,163 * SAID HE LIKED ME LIKE POWER * 1371 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:25,100 * DREAMS OF BOY NOT LIKE BEFORE * 1372 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:27,335 * OH NO 1373 01:33:27,335 --> 01:33:32,641 * I AM NOT A BOY, I CANNOT HOLD THE POWERS * 1374 01:33:32,641 --> 01:33:34,009 * HOLD THE POWERS 1375 01:33:34,009 --> 01:33:38,446 * THAT MAN WAS AN ANGEL IN THE CAB * 1376 01:33:38,446 --> 01:33:43,051 * I DON'T CARRY HER POWERS * 1377 01:33:43,051 --> 01:33:45,654 * HEART AND SOUL I KNOW WHAT I WANT * 1378 01:33:45,654 --> 01:33:48,390 * OH NO 1379 01:33:48,390 --> 01:33:50,058 * I AM NOT A BOY 1380 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:53,395 * I CANNOT HOLD THE POWERS 1381 01:33:53,395 --> 01:33:56,665 * HOLD THE POWER 1382 01:33:58,400 --> 01:34:04,707 * MATCHBOOK SEEKS MATCHBOOK SEEKS MANIAC * 1383 01:34:04,707 --> 01:34:10,713 * MATCHBOOK SEEKS MATCHBOOK SEEKS MANIAC * 1384 01:34:10,713 --> 01:34:17,285 * MATCHBOOK SEEKS MATCHBOOK SEEKS MANIAC * 1385 01:34:25,227 --> 01:34:28,864 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1386 01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:32,768 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD * 1387 01:34:33,702 --> 01:34:37,005 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1388 01:34:37,005 --> 01:34:40,909 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE WORLD * 1389 01:34:41,844 --> 01:34:45,113 * I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO DEVIL * 1390 01:34:45,113 --> 01:34:48,116 * IF I CAN BE THE TOP OF THE... * 90278

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