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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:46,100 Did you guys hear what happened to Mary Ellen Tobin? 2 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:49,600 Total humiliation. 3 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,100 She found out that her boyfriend is part Italian. 4 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,700 I bet I know which part, too. 5 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:03,200 I've always wondered. What are you, Kate? 6 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,100 Me? 7 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:08,300 Erm, we're New Yorkers, originally. 8 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:25,400 Well, Miffy tells me that the two of you room together at Radcliffe. 9 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,700 Five iron. 10 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,000 I was at Harvard Law. I'm very surprised we never met. 11 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,300 Well, I just transferred last year from Michigan. 12 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,600 I knew someone who once went to Michigan. 13 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,900 I think it was our maid. 14 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,600 Kate, I am just kidding. 15 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,000 - Outstanding. - Marvellous. 16 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,900 Marvellously outstanding. 17 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,300 Kate. 18 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:18,400 Caddy, could you please run and get me a diet root beer? 19 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:23,100 Er... The nearest soda machine is way back at the snack bar. 20 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:26,000 Er, yeah, I know where the soda machine is. 21 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,600 Snotty little bitch. I may never come back. 22 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,800 I know you thlnk 23 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,100 I'm no match for you, baby 24 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:51,200 You Ilke makln'It rough on me don't ya? 25 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,500 My, my 26 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,400 Back to the shack 27 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,100 Huh, huh, yeah 28 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:03,800 And nothlng sults me better than that 29 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,800 If tlme has taught me anythlng 30 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,900 Got to learn to be the ball 31 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:19,000 And I can't keep from laughlng at It all 32 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,400 I'm gonna laugh 33 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,800 I'm golng all the way 34 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,700 Sooner or later gotta love somebody 35 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:31,300 Don't care how long It takes 36 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:36,000 You can turn up the heat But I'm playlng It cool 37 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:39,500 I know It's hard to belleve I aln't nobody's fool 38 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:43,300 - I'm golng all the way - All the way 39 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,300 - Sooner or later gotta love somebody - I don't care 40 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,700 Don't care how long It takes... 41 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,500 Ah, good morning, Mr and Mrs Mannings. 42 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:55,500 I've not gone to school 43 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:59,200 Baby, Ilke It or not I aln't nobody's fool 44 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,800 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, baby. 45 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,700 Yeah. 46 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:11,600 Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me. No, no! 47 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,000 My halluclnatlon 48 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,700 May come as some surprlse 49 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:22,400 You may try to deny It 50 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,300 You're amazed when the clown slaps you In the face 51 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:33,100 Leaves you dumbfounded there In hls way, yeah 52 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:36,700 - I'm golng all the way - Yeah 53 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:40,700 - Sooner or later gotta love somebody - Love somebody 54 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,600 Don't care how long It takes 55 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Llke a shock to the heart I've got news for you 56 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,600 Maybe I'm not so smart But I'm nobody's fool 57 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,300 - I'm golng all the way - Oh, yeah 58 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,900 Hup. Excuse me. 59 00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:05,900 - I'm golng all the way - I'm nobody's fool, baby... 60 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,400 One diet root beer. 61 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,900 This... was really good. 62 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:23,200 Thank you. 63 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:33,600 I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to car-wash school in the fall. 64 00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,000 Back to work. 65 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,500 Ah-ha. 66 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,900 Why don't you girls run along and I'll take care of the caddies? 67 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,800 - Thank you, Todd. - Great round, Kate. 68 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,400 Thanks. 69 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,500 All right, hunchbacks, listen up. 70 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:19,900 The club recently purchased 50 Cushman electric Golf Master golf carts, 71 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:22,200 which means that once they're delivered 72 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,600 your services as caddies will no longer be required. 73 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,200 Does this mean that we're fired? 74 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,500 That's very good. 75 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,200 Pass it on to your brethren, won't you? 76 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Just so there are no hard feelings 77 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,400 I'll see what I can do about letting you keep those coveralls. 78 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,900 Why don't you ask your father to join Bushwood? 79 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,700 Imagine how much fun we could have. All the tournaments we could win. 80 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,800 Oh, that would be great. I would love that. 81 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,900 But I'm not sure how my father would feel about it. 82 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:01,200 Oh. Well, maybe if he saw how dignified and elegant everything is here... 83 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,700 Dignified and elegant. 84 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,000 Yeah. He'd fit right in. 85 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,100 Well, make up your mind. You want to play or you want to fold? 86 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,200 Either you play or fold. If you're not gonna play or fold, you're gonna sit. 87 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,900 Between me and you, there's more comfortable places to sit. 88 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,400 Hello. Did you pass away? 89 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:29,300 Come on, hurry up. I'm talking to you. Are you still living? 90 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,800 Blink twice if you can see me. 91 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,500 I should call you. Low-life phoneys is what I should call you. 92 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,000 I'm out. 93 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,700 How do you like that? Wiped out again. 94 00:08:56,900 --> 00:09:02,100 What are you doing gambling on a job site anyway? I should fire you all. 95 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,200 I'm gonna do something better. Make you go back to work. 96 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,100 OK, sweetheart, blow the whistle. 97 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,100 For 20 years he thinks I speak Spanish. 98 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,600 - You don't speak Spanish? - No, but I listen fluently. 99 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,400 God bless him. He gives that cockamamie Spanish hell, doesn't he? 100 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,100 - His cheques don't bounce. - You got that right. 101 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,100 Jack, why do you let him win? 102 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,600 - How did you know? - I saw your hand. 103 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,900 You had him beat. You had a full house. 104 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,200 I got a full house. He had a real full house. 105 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,800 Every time I walk in there I see 24 kids. 106 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,700 You're a soft touch. 107 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,200 Don't tell him that. I don't want him to know. 108 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,800 If he thinks I'm a wonderful person he'll try to become my partner. 109 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,700 - Hello. What are you doing here? - Hey, Jack. 110 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,900 Take chances, I'm insured. 111 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,700 What the hell is happening down there? 112 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,400 You in that tractor! Can you hear me? 113 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,300 Not those people again! 114 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:14,100 I told them, you want to save a crummy house that's about to fall down, 115 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,300 come over to my place. 116 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:21,800 Sometimes I'm tempted to say "To hell with it, it's not my field". 117 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,800 But this is your field. 118 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,900 You bought this field. And that field. 119 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:30,100 You must be worth about $50 million. 120 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,200 It's nobody's business. I'm worth a lot more than that. 121 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,600 - See you downstairs. - Wait for me. 122 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,200 Let me talk to 'em. I hate those people! 123 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,000 Then hurry up. 124 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,800 Hey, what the hell are you doing here? This is private property. 125 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,600 Please let me handle this. It requires a little diplomacy and tact. 126 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,700 Lady, please, get lost. 127 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:58,100 People are working. Can't you see that? You look like you never had a job. 128 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,500 - Mr Hartounian, I presume? - Yes. 129 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,500 We represent the Historical Preservation Society. 130 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,400 I have a temporary injunction... 131 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,400 restraining you from demolishing any structures on the Armstrong Estate... 132 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:13,600 until the City Planning Commission rules on our appeal. 133 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,100 What are you talking about? This is nothing but an old dump! 134 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:21,700 This building is over 70 years old. It's part of our heritage. 135 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:25,500 What are you talking about? This is a garage, can't you see that? 136 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,100 Do you come from a long line of mechanics? 137 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,800 It was a carriage house. 138 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,600 It's one of the original buildings on what was the Armstrong Estate, 139 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,500 the property line of which ran down to this brook. 140 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,600 Does this look like a brook to you? 141 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,200 This is not a brook, lady, this is a sewer. 142 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,700 Originally it was a brook. 143 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:47,900 Originally your family comes from monkeys. What's that got to do with it? 144 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:52,500 This property has been laying here, dead, for 25 years, do you know that? 145 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,100 All of a sudden, I buy it, 146 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,700 I try to put up some decent housing that working people can afford, 147 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,900 and what do I get? A historical society. 148 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,200 Out the bullshit! 149 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,500 You can't stand working people living in this neighbourhood. 150 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:11,000 I'm not going to argue with you. If you want us to move you'll have to move us. 151 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,200 No problem. Rayette! 152 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,500 Let's go! 153 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,500 Come on! Come on! 154 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,300 Run! 155 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:32,600 I run and I run and I run and I run 156 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,500 I can't stay away, darlln' 157 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:41,000 I run and I run and I run and I run... 158 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,600 Look, Pop, if someone asks you, 159 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,800 we winter in the Bahamas, somewhere in the Hamptons and don't mention Jersey. 160 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,300 I'm only doing this because I love you. That's the only reason. 161 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,400 If it was up to me, I'd rather have a hernia operation. 162 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,000 Come on, Pop, joining Bushwood is something you should want to do. 163 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,400 You worked hard for what you've got. You deserve the best country club. 164 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,800 This is the best? They're a bunch of snobs, that's all. 165 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,900 Look at the names of their kids. You ever hear their names? 166 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,000 This and this Junior and The First. 167 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,800 The Second, The Third, The Fifth, The Sixth. 168 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,100 They're brilliant! They can't even think of a name for a kid. 169 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,200 It's not fair to condemn them because they have roots. 170 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:26,400 They got roots like an oak tree. We got roots. We got roots like a radish. 171 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:32,000 I don't want to be a radish all my life. So, please, Pop, just try. 172 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,800 - Kate! - Hi! 173 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,900 Hi. 174 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,100 Er, Daddy, I'd like you to meet my friend Miffy. 175 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,700 Miffy? Miffy, that's a cute name. 176 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,600 I knew a girl in school once, we called her Muffy. 177 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,500 Probably for different reasons. 178 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:03,500 She was an ugly girl. She had a coming-out party, they made her go back. 179 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,200 They made her... 180 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,000 Well, shall we go? 181 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:11,700 Todd's waiting on the patio with a scrumptious junk bonds salesman. 182 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,800 - Good luck, Daddy. - Good luck. Have a good time. 183 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,300 - Bye. - Goodbye, girls. 184 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:23,800 Kate, I am so sorry. I had no idea what you were going through at home. 185 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,300 - What do you mean? - Well, I mean your father. 186 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,400 - My father? - He isn't your real father, is he? 187 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,100 I'll get that for you, sir. 188 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,700 - Are you expected? - Why, does it show? 189 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,000 You look like a sick man. I don't want to give you any problems. 190 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,400 I'm looking for Ty Webb. 191 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,200 The room that time forgot. 192 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,300 Mr Webb, your guest. 193 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,300 - Jack! - I see you're working hard, as usual. 194 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,400 You know how it is. Managing a large inheritance is a full-time job. 195 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:36,300 The lawyers and accountants send me a lot of things. 196 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:41,200 Got to sign things. A lot of work for a measly couple of million bucks a year. 197 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,600 I was born with a wooden spoon in my mouth. 198 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,700 Hm. Must have been hard on your mother. 199 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,600 How's business? Still building those apartments? 200 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,500 Yeah, yeah, mostly middle and low-income housing. 201 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,900 No money in it, but I sleep well at night. 202 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:57,700 That's interesting. I sleep well during the daytime. 203 00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:01,000 Where, in a cat box? You look terrible. 204 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,200 I got it. 205 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,300 There you are. Who built this thing anyway? 206 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,900 I'll be right with you, Jack. 207 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,700 You know me, I believe a healthy life needs a balance between work and play. 208 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,900 Give and take. In and out. Yin and Yang. 209 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,400 I heard you get more Yang than you can handle. 210 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,800 - Hey, Ty, you're looking well. - Hey, nice to see you, Vinny. 211 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,100 - Er, Ted. - Whatever. 212 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,000 What you going to do with all those hearts? 213 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,800 Ty! Damn! 214 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,400 Seven of diamonds. Keep that queen of spades. 215 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,500 - Have a seat. - Sure. 216 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,900 - He's ruined the entire hand. - So you want to join Bushwood? 217 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,800 It's for my daughter's sake. Me, I couldn't care less. 218 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,900 This place is what the world would have looked like if the Germans had won. 219 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,600 Well, lucky for us, the Japanese won. 220 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,600 I guess I should introduce you to some of the members. 221 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,900 - Do you have to? - Take it easy, Jack. 222 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,600 You just relax. The important thing is to be yourself. 223 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,000 And of course, lose the accent. 224 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,500 What accent? 225 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,800 Jack Hartounian, I'd like you to meet some of the oldest members. 226 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,700 - Mr Foreskin. - Forrester. 227 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,200 Forrester. And Mr Crabs. 228 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,200 And Mr Wrinkle. 229 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,200 - That's Winkler. - Winkler. And Mr er... 230 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,800 - Or is it Mrs? - Jamison. 231 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,500 Jamison, that's right. Mrs Jamison. 232 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,400 - Oh, there you are, Ty. - Hello, Chandler. 233 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,400 - I was looking for... - PoliGrip? 234 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,500 - No, no... - Condom machine? 235 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,100 - No. - That blue stuff you put your combs in? 236 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,600 I was looking for a Mr Hartounian. 237 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,500 Hartounian? In this club? 238 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,700 Oh, you mean Jack? Here he is. 239 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,300 - Hello. - How do you do? 240 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,500 - I'm Miffy's father. Chandler Young. - Chandler Young? 241 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,400 I'm at a disadvantage. I only have one last name. 242 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,100 And quite an interesting last name it is. 243 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:17,100 - Hartounian? - What is your background? 244 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,900 My background? My father was Armenian. 245 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,900 My mother was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish. 246 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:26,100 - That's three halves. - Oh, she was a big woman. 247 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,200 I thought you should meet Chandler. He's the club president. 248 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,700 You can play golf with him. If that goes well, a cocktail or two, 249 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,100 and er, maybe some light petting later. 250 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,400 I'll leave that up to you, Chandler. Well, I got a thing. 251 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,700 He's a little strange. 252 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,700 Elizabeth. 253 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,100 - Oh. - Jack, this is Elizabeth Pearce. 254 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,400 Hi, Jack. I sure like your suit. 255 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,000 Thank you. You're a real nice-looking person. 256 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,900 - Thank you. - I'll come back when you're dressed. 257 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,900 That's all right. I was just going to get dressed. Real pleased to meet you. 258 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,400 Wait a minute. Look what I did. I'm sorry. 259 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,100 It's OK. 260 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, is that where that goes? Most women put that in a different location. 261 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,200 I don't need any there. 262 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,000 I've asked Elizabeth and my wife to join us to make it a foursome. 263 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:27,400 I wouldn't mind if it's a foursome, or two twosomes, or four onesomes. 264 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,500 And this is my wife. Cynthia. 265 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,200 Oh, oh. Hello, hello. 266 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,000 Hello. 267 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,500 Oh, no, absolutely not. It's out of the question. 268 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,700 I refuse to play golf with this man. 269 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,900 Then I take it you've met? 270 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:50,000 This is the man who is trying to destroy our community. 271 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,600 It was just a little disagreement the other day. 272 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,300 Little?! 273 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,100 He tried to run me over with a steam roller. 274 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:00,300 What steam roller? Bulldozer. It was a bulldozer. 275 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:07,800 I really have to apologise to you. I was wrong. I'm terribly, terribly sorry. 276 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,900 Darling, a word. 277 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,400 Excuse us for a moment. 278 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,400 Jack, let's get our clubs. 279 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:17,700 - Let's not make a scene. - The man tried to kill me. 280 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,500 I'm sure he had his reasons. The fact is he's here. 281 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:24,100 - I promised Miffy we'd play. - It's funny running into Mrs Young. 282 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:27,100 I bet the first time was funnier. Sorry I missed that. 283 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:31,000 Besides, this is an opportunity for you to save the Armstrong Estate. 284 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,500 You can catch more flies with honey. 285 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,800 Mm. 286 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,200 I'm not going to run some heavy equipment into a girl like you. 287 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 How sweet. 288 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,200 - Yeah? - Yes. 289 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,600 So, everybody happy now? 290 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:50,600 - This should be fun, don't you think? - I don't see how. 291 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,900 You're the guest. You have the honour. 292 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:56,900 I'm only here 15 minutes and already they want to give me honours. 293 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,200 I must be making a good impression. 294 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,500 You are, Jack. That means they want you to tee off. Good luck. 295 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,200 Oh. Here goes. 296 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,000 Well, this'll be it. 297 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,000 Here we go. 298 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,400 Now! 299 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,300 Interesting club. What would you call that? 300 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,500 It's a twelve-gauge. 301 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,000 Twelve-gauge. 302 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,100 Out of ammunition, Mr Hartounian? 303 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400 A friend of mine at NASA sent me this. 304 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,200 I'm surprised that you bother coming out at all. 305 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,400 Surely you could develop a gadget that would allow you to sit in the club house 306 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,100 and punch buttons all day. 307 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,400 I got a friend working on that, too. 308 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,700 Doesn't that take some of the sport out of it? 309 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:16,700 Not at all. Things could go wrong. Batteries could go low, get static. 310 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:20,900 Anything could happen. Sometimes the signal interferes with a pacemaker. 311 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,500 Edward! Edward! 312 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,000 Edward, are you all right? 313 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,700 - Bingo! - Bango! 314 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,400 I feel all right now. 315 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,600 Must have been that chilidog. 316 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,400 He wants to become a member of Bushwood. Can you imagine that? 317 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,300 With him around I can imagine anything. 318 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:02,700 So er... what would you say on my chances of becoming a member here? 319 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:05,100 Well, thatjust may depend on you, Jack. 320 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,400 This is a lovely neighbourhood. 321 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,600 People hate to see it mucked up with cheap apartments. 322 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:14,100 I can't tell you your business, but you know what they say. 323 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:18,600 One hand washes the other. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. 324 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,900 You wouldn't want to disappoint your daughter, would you? 325 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:24,700 - There's Daddy. - Oh, hi. 326 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:31,600 - I certainly wouldn't. - Why don't we get you an application? 327 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,300 Leave the real-estate business to the lawyers. 328 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,700 If you want to leave it to the lawyers, we'll leave it to them. 329 00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,900 But remember, it was your idea. 330 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:45,400 I didn't go to one of those big, fancy law schools like you did, Mr Pierpont. 331 00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,600 So you're going to have to explain something to me. 332 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,600 How in the world do you expect 333 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,600 Mr Hartounian to voluntarily stop building on that site 334 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,700 and move this entire housing project somewhere else? 335 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,000 I don't see it. 336 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,700 Because, sir, he'll have no choice. 337 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,400 Let me explain how the legal system really works. 338 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,800 OK. 339 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,600 You see, Mr Blunt, if your client doesn't voluntarily cease and desist 340 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:17,500 we'll be forced to go through the long and very costly process of injunctions, 341 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:21,300 law suits, motions, counter motions, hearings, appeals... 342 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:26,800 Which will cost you so much in legal fees and construction delays 343 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,700 you'll wish you'd never heard of the Historical Preservation Society. 344 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:36,200 Because there's no way in hell we'd let you come barging into Bushwood Estates 345 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:40,600 and throw up a lot of cheap housing for blue-collar trash. 346 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,500 Which one of you is Chandler Young's son? 347 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,900 I am. 348 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:51,600 You've certainly made it clear how your legal system works, Mr Young. 349 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,700 Now I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. 350 00:24:55,900 --> 00:25:02,200 You see... I don't go in for... law suits and motions 351 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,100 or any of that legal stuff. 352 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:08,700 No, no, see what happens is I find out where you live 353 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:12,100 and then I come to your house, see, 354 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:17,600 and I... beat down your door with a fuckin' baseball bat! 355 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:21,800 And then I'm gonna make a bonfire with the Chippendale, 356 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,700 maybe roast that golden retriever, 357 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,500 then eat it! 358 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,800 Then I'm coming upstairs, junior, 359 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,000 and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Brothers PJs 360 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:38,500 and I'm gonna take your brand-new BMW and cram it up your tight ass! 361 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,600 Do we have an understanding? 362 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,300 - So, Martha, is he in? - He's in a meeting. 363 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:55,200 Now get the hell outta here before I really get mad and hurt somebody. 364 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:01,300 - I tried to sweet talk them. - So I heard. 365 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:05,500 I don't think they went for it. We're not allowed to build on Bushwood Estates 366 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,100 until we get the planning commission ruling. 367 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,800 - We have to have a hearing. - A hearing? 368 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,700 Do me a favour, don't try to sweet talk the planning commission, OK? 369 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:17,800 Jack, have a little faith in your lawyer. 370 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,200 Faith in a lawyer. 371 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,700 - That was great, Daddy. - It really was, Mr Young. 372 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:33,700 Thanks, Kate. he's coming along nicely. 373 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:37,600 Jumping a fine horse is a special blend of strength, courage and grace. 374 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,600 It's a beautiful thing to watch when it's done right. 375 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,400 Slow down. Slow down. 376 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,300 - Elizabeth, where's the brake? - Next to the clutch. 377 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,000 Slow down. Easy, easy. 378 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,100 Son of a bitch! You go this fast again, I'll send you back to the beer truck. 379 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,900 Whoa! Dog Food! 380 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,200 Daddy. What are you doing here? 381 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,700 I asked him. 382 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:02,600 Oh, Kate, Elizabeth. Elizabeth, my daughter Kate. 383 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,700 Oh, Kate, I'm so happy to meet you. 384 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,000 Hello. I can't believe I'm seeing you on a horse. 385 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,500 He tells me he's been around horses for years? 386 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,500 Betting on them, not riding them. 387 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,800 You want me to be a gentleman. They ride. 388 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,100 - Not like that they don't. - Quite an entrance, Jack. 389 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:21,600 For a moment, I was afraid you might fall and break your neck. 390 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:25,100 Or your arm. Maybe strike your head against a fence post. 391 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,900 Maybe be dragged several miles over rough terrain. 392 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,600 Sweet of you to be concerned. So you're not troubled by our lawyers' meeting. 393 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,200 No, not at all. 394 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,200 Care to take a few jumps? 395 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:41,400 I don't think he's quite ready forjumping yet, do you? 396 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,200 Nonsense. Nothing to it. 397 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:47,000 Hold on tight, grip with your knees. Let the animal do all the work. 398 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:50,300 Sounds like my wedding night. 399 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:57,000 Your horse has quite a gas problem. 400 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,600 It's not the horse. 401 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,200 - Raise all the jumps. - Yes, sir. 402 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,800 I mean this is crazy. He could really get hurt. 403 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Almost definitely, I'd say. 404 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,800 Stay behind me and do exactly as I do. 405 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,200 Go! 406 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,700 Ha! 407 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,100 Yee-ho! 408 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:44,000 A little higher next time. Higher! 409 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,200 You may want to urge him a little more, Jack. 410 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,200 Come on. 411 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,700 Up, Prince. 412 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,000 This time, Dog Food, over it. Over it! 413 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,700 One more set ofjumps, Jack. We'll make it an easy. 414 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,800 Having fun yet, Jack? 415 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,800 - Good evening, miss. - Good evening, sir. 416 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,600 Pop. Daddy. 417 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,900 Did you have to wear that tux? 418 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:17,400 - Why, what's wrong with it? - It's... blue. 419 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,700 It's notjust blue. If you look at it this way it's purple. 420 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:23,300 If you look at it like this it's gold. 421 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:27,100 Beautiful, huh? Come on, sweetheart. 422 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,000 People here like their tuxedos black. 423 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,700 Sure. And they like their noses red, their blood blue, their faces white. 424 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:41,800 Until they hire help and then they want every face to be black, brown or yellow. 425 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,100 Isn't that amazing? 426 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,900 I'm not a hypocrite enough to go along with a colour scheme like that. 427 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,500 Look, Pop, I don't expect you to change all at once. 428 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,200 If you could just turn down the volume a little. 429 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,000 I'm gonna introduce you to this guy I really like, 430 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,700 so could you just pretend you like everyone? 431 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:03,300 Pretend? I'm Jack Hartounian. I can't pretend to like people I don't like. 432 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,900 Why are you so impressed by these fonzanoons? 433 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,400 What's a fonzanoon? 434 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,800 A guy who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. 435 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,600 Nice. Pop, please don't... 436 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,300 Kate. I'm so glad you could make it. This is for you. 437 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,100 - Thank you. - That's a fonzanoon! 438 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,100 This is the person I was telling you about. 439 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,100 Todd, I'd like you to meet my father, Jack Hartounian. 440 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,600 - A pleasure, sir. - Why do you look familiar? 441 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,200 Because I'm suing you, sir. Nothing personal, of course. 442 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:35,200 Nothing personal? You think your head getting busted might be personal? 443 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,200 You think a broken nose might be personal? 444 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,200 You think your head in a toilet bowl might be personal? 445 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,600 Have a pig in a blanket. I love yourjacket. 446 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,800 Doesn't he look nice, Todd? Kate, it's always a pleasure. 447 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,300 Thank you. 448 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,900 Come with me, Jack. Just over here. 449 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,700 - He's a very funny man. - Yeah, he's a riot. 450 00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:58,600 Hey, look at this. Chandler. You want to buy a horse? 451 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,500 Look who's here. 452 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:07,000 Cynthia. You must be happy to see me, huh? 453 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,000 Of course. 454 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,400 Hello there. How are you? What's happening? 455 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,600 Look at this conversation I just had. 456 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:24,100 It's great. It's the first time in here that someone else got the cold shoulder. 457 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:27,400 Do you think I care? I like to talk to myself. You know why? 458 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,900 I like to deal with a better class of people. 459 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,000 I like that. 460 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,000 Do you rumba, samba, mambo-schmambo? 461 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,500 - I try to tango. - That's close enough. 462 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:43,400 Kate, will you please look at your father and my cousin dancing out there. 463 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,500 Excuse me. 464 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,100 Ha! 465 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:57,700 Boy, this is a tough room. 466 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:08,300 - What are you doing? - Wow. 467 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,400 I was just practising. 468 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,300 In the dark? How can you tell where the ball went? 469 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:18,100 You can't. Which is probably why you don't see a lot of night golf. 470 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:20,200 How's the party going? 471 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,300 I see. Was it er... Was it that bad? 472 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,300 Harry... just by looking at me, 473 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:33,400 would you say that I was lower class, middle class or upper class? 474 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,000 - You're being serious? - Yes. 475 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,900 I would say... middle. 476 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:44,000 Upper maybe. Middle upper. 477 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,600 Definitely. 478 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:49,600 So what are you? I mean, at home, when you're not doing the caddy thing? 479 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:52,100 Well, at home we happen to be upper lower. 480 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,600 But when I'm away at school I like to pretend I'm lower middle. 481 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,500 But what I aspire to become is middle middle. 482 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,800 You're obsessed with class, aren't you? 483 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,300 I just want to fit in. 484 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:09,400 But around here it's so important that you look a certain way, 485 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,500 you have the right friends and join the right sorority. 486 00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,500 Come on, Kate. Joining the right sorority... 487 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,000 It's not important. 488 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,300 - You know who you remind me of? - Who? 489 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:25,000 - My father. - Guess that's better than your mother. 490 00:36:25,300 --> 00:36:27,800 Attention, everyone! 491 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,600 It's time for our little slave auction. 492 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,900 Remember, it's all for charity, 493 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:38,500 so let's see if we can break last year's record of $4,500. 494 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,500 Break out your chequebooks and think Mandlngo 495 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,500 while I read the list of this year's willing slaves. 496 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,300 What is this all about? 497 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,600 It's a game they play when they feel guilty about being rich. 498 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,200 They auction off the judge or chairperson, 499 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,700 and you buy them, take them home and they sweep your floor, clean your garage 500 00:36:56,900 --> 00:37:00,700 and afterwards you give them lunch and a martini and it's very civilised. 501 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:03,900 Civilised. How do you do? Nice to see you. 502 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:06,900 Jack. I'd like to have a word with you. 503 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,000 Hey, Chandler, how are you? 504 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,300 Mr Club President, how you been? 505 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,200 I'm having the time of my life here. 506 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:18,500 - Everything is lovely, wonderful. - Yes, it is. Here's the thing. 507 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,100 My wife and I spoke to several of our members. 508 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:22,800 We feel that after tonight 509 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,200 it might be better if you didn't visit the club for a while. 510 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,700 - What do you mean "for a while"? - Ever, actually. 511 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,400 We just don't feel you're Bushwood material. 512 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:39,200 The messy apartment business, the attempt on Cynthia's life. 513 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,500 You understand, I'm sure. 514 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,400 I understand. 515 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,400 Good. 516 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:54,000 Our first society slave going up for bids is the charming Cynthia Young. 517 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,600 So I thought we'd start the bidding at erm... $50. Do I hear 50? 518 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,800 - $50. - $100. 519 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,800 - 200. - 250. 520 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:15,400 - 300. - Do I hear 325? 521 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,500 - Very well, going once at 300. - Come on. 522 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,200 - Going twice. - 325. 523 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,100 - I thought he'd left. - 325 is bid. 524 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,500 Do I hear 350? 525 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,700 Please! 526 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:36,300 - Daddy. - Don't worry. 350! 527 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:37,800 400! 528 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,700 - 450! - 500! 529 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,800 Finish him, Chandler. 530 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,100 510! 531 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,500 A thousand bucks! 532 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,000 I have a thousand dollars. 533 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,500 Do I hear more? 534 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,000 - Daddy. - Very well, going once. 535 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,700 - Father, bid! - Going twice. 536 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,700 - Chandler! - What's he waiting for? 537 00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,300 Please! 538 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:13,600 Well... 539 00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:17,200 - Sold! $1,000 to Mr Hartounian. - Why? 540 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,700 Ha. 541 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,800 - Do you want a tip? - I want a tip. 542 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,900 Bend from the hip sockets. 543 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,800 If you can see your zipper... you're screwed. 544 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,800 Hip sockets? OK. 545 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,800 Here? 546 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,100 - No. - Here. 547 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,300 - Here. - Here? 548 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,600 - No, here. Yeah. - Oh. 549 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,000 - That's good. - Kate! 550 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,900 What is it you're doing out here? 551 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,800 - I'm just hitting some golf balls. - Want to hit some? 552 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,300 - It's all in the hips. - Oh, sure. 553 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:03,000 In my tuxedo, without my glove or my spikes? 554 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,000 Aren't you an employee, and isn't there some rule about how close 555 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,600 you're allowed to stand to members and guests? 556 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:13,600 Yeah, I think it's 3.5 feet, but only during working hours. 557 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:19,100 And if my memory serves, wise ass, didn't I already fire you? 558 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,500 Yes, you did, which is probably why I'm not working. 559 00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:26,400 Kate, would you like to go back inside? 560 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,000 Actually, I think I might go home from here. 561 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:35,000 Great idea. I'll drop you, and we can stop at Bonny's. She's having a party. 562 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,100 Do you want to? 563 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,700 OK. 564 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,800 Thanks. 565 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,000 Thank you. 566 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,300 See you around. 567 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,400 Not around here, she won't. 568 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,400 $1,100 going once. 569 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,400 Someone, please. 570 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,700 Going twice! 571 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:12,300 Sold, Mr Chandler Young for $1,100 once again to Mr Hartounian, 572 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:16,400 who has so graciously purchased all of our society slaves tonight 573 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:21,400 for a grand total of $11,950. 574 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,200 I do hope you'll be able to find enough little chores to keep us all busy. 575 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,600 I'll think of something. 576 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,200 Come on, guys, let's go! We've got a lot of work to do. 577 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:52,100 I really hate this. Easy. 578 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,200 Oh, Jamison! 579 00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,200 Hey, stupid, get out of there! What are you, nuts? 580 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,100 - This is an outrage! - Tell me about it. 581 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:06,700 I asked for labourers. A labourer's a guy with big arms. 582 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,800 Bad teeth. Just broke up with a waitress. 583 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,500 Hey, you're doin' a fine job. 584 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:41,800 Listen, a couple of us are going bowling after work, suck down a couple of beers. 585 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,800 - Wanna come with us? - Suck down a couple of beers. 586 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,200 Fine. Oh, excuse me... sir. 587 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:08,500 Hey, Jack, let me ask you a question. How much did you pay for these people? 588 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,500 $11,900. 589 00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:14,800 Well, you got burned. That old broad can't carry lumber for shit. 590 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,400 All right, Hartounian, you've had your fun. 591 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,700 What are you trying to prove with this? 592 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,600 I'm not trying to prove anything. 593 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,500 I want you and your friends to see that people work hard for a living. 594 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,700 Don't tell me about hard work, mister. 595 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,400 I've cut more firewood than you'll ever see. 596 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,300 It'll take more than you got to break Chandler Young. 597 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,700 Chandler! 598 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:46,300 Chandler! 599 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,700 Chandler! 600 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,700 Hey, where's she goin'? It's not even lunch time yet. 601 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,500 Chandler! 602 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,300 - All in favour? - Aye! 603 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,200 Opposed? 604 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:11,500 Then it's settled. Jack Hartounian's finished in this city. 605 00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,500 - PP, you handle the IRS. - Uh-huh. 606 00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:18,200 Contact the police, fire and utilities. 607 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,600 OK. 608 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,600 PM, go to work on his suppliers and subcontractors. 609 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,400 Excuse me, gentlemen, but aren't we being a little childish about this? 610 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:30,900 Is punishing this boob really worth all this time and effort? 611 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,900 - Mm-hm. - Yes. I think so. 612 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:37,000 Definitely. I'll tell you this. 613 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,500 He'll wish he never set foot in this club. 614 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,800 Hard to say, huh? 615 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,800 How long do you think it'll be before you get our power turned back on? 616 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000 - What? - Hard to say. I see. 617 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,600 Well, is it as hard to say as 618 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:57,400 "Oh, God, help me, there's a man in my office with a flamethrower"? 619 00:44:57,700 --> 00:45:00,300 - What's going on here? - We got a problem. 620 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:03,200 We got no cement, no lumber, no steel, no nothing. 621 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,000 The building inspector just pulled our permits. 622 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,700 - Where is the electricity? - I'm working on it. 623 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:12,200 - There's a conspiracy. - What are you telling me? 624 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,400 If you don't back off Bushwood Estates they'll put us out of business. 625 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,300 That's what they think! 626 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,000 - Hi. - Jack. Hi. Down here, reading. 627 00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,600 Listen, I want to buy Bushwood Country Club. 628 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:41,300 I made up my mind. I got to get even with these sons of bitches. 629 00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:44,500 Hold on a minute, Jack. Calm down. 630 00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:49,000 - You want to buy Bushwood from me? - That's right. That's right. 631 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,300 Well, let me ask you this. Do I own it? 632 00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,500 I checked it out. You own 53 per cent of the stock. 633 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,200 53 per cent? 634 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,200 Ah, good old Dad. 635 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,200 No flies on him. 636 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,300 Very few on Mom as I recall. 637 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,400 Mom and Dad. Well, they're gone now. 638 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,700 - They passed away? - No, no, Palm Beach. 639 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,700 Wait a minute. 640 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,900 I'm sorry, I think they are dead. 641 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,800 Listen, I want to talk business. 642 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,200 All right, let's talk over a game of golf. 643 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,100 - But you don't play golf anymore. - I still play. 644 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,800 Just not outdoors. I finally got it down to the absolute basic essentials. 645 00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:37,900 Club... ball... and swing. 646 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,500 The rest is just walking round the park wearing funny pants. 647 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,800 Is it safe to hit a ball in here? 648 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,400 Of course. It's a ballroom. 649 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,100 - Want a lift? - Why not? 650 00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,200 There's a tough dogleg to the right up here. 651 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,100 - So do you want to sell, or what? - Why are you so upset? 652 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,100 Because they insulted me. 653 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:16,200 First they shut down my building sites. Then they cut off my power and phones. 654 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,400 - Pulled all my permits... - Ouch! 655 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,900 Let's look at it from their point of view. 656 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,900 OK? 657 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,700 I can't wait. I need an answer today. 658 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,900 Take it easy, Jack. We're gonna have to negotiate. 659 00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:36,000 There's gonna be phone calls, maybe some mail. Talkin' mucho dlnero here. 660 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:39,200 And probably some American money, too. 661 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,900 A little chunky. 662 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:51,100 I don't care what it costs. I want it. 663 00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:54,300 Mm-hm. Tough lie. 664 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:02,800 Jack, if I sell it, half the people I grew up with won't speak to me again. 665 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,700 They don't speak to you now. 666 00:48:05,900 --> 00:48:08,700 That's a very good point. 667 00:48:08,900 --> 00:48:11,300 I'm gonna have to bank it off the Chagall. 668 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,300 I topped it. 669 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:29,100 I topped it. Got a good bounce. 670 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,000 - It's in. - Do we have a deal or not? 671 00:48:35,100 --> 00:48:37,400 - Hm? - Huh? 672 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,800 - Why not? - Now you're talkin'. 673 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,600 Do you have a twin sister? 674 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,000 Well, gentlemen, I think we've seen the last of Mr Jack Hartounian. 675 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,400 I guess he learned a little something about who calls the shots in this city. 676 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:58,300 Wake up! 677 00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:02,700 Now I know what they do with the bodies once the medical students are finished. 678 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:05,000 You have incredible nerve, Hartounian. 679 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:08,000 What makes you think you can walk into a private club, 680 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,200 - and stroll around as if you own it? - Cos I do own it. 681 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,500 You must be Chandler. 682 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,600 What are you up to? 683 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,600 - Where did you get these? - Ty Webb. 684 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,800 Ty Webb. 685 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,300 I don't know what sleazy deal you made or what do you intend to do here, 686 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,800 but our members will never stand for this. 687 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,900 - Most of them can't stand anyway. - Listen, Chandler. 688 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:34,200 You know what the most important problem with the world is? 689 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:39,000 Privilege. People like you who somehow think you're better than everybody else. 690 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,900 Here is a city full of poor people, poor people who've suffered. 691 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:48,700 Suffered and struggled in the factories and the slaughterhouses. For what? 692 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:53,300 So that people like you should live in a mansion on the hill? 693 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:55,400 Chandler, let me tell you something. 694 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,300 There's gonna be a lot of new faces in this club. 695 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:03,000 I'm gonna see to it. I'm gonna open Bushwood Club to the general public. 696 00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:10,500 And I'm gonna make sure that everyone... has a taste... of the good life. 697 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,900 Don't you just love this guy? 698 00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:16,600 Don't start thinking you've won anything! 699 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,200 This isn't over yet. 700 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,400 See you at the reopening. Hope you like pickled herring. 701 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,300 Yeah, come on back any time and we'll play a few holes. 702 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,600 - Chandler, I want to go home. - See here, Cynthia, 703 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,800 the last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning. 704 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,300 But he is winning. 705 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:03,200 Well, it's no different, is it? 706 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,200 Perhaps it won't be so bad after all. 707 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,800 - Gimme that! - This is outrageous. 708 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,700 I don't want to talk about it, let's just play. 709 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,000 Hey, boys, you made it, huh? 710 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,500 What do you think? Isn't it great? It's great, isn't it? 711 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:40,600 I suppose this is someone's idea of having a good time. 712 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:42,000 What? 713 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,700 Perhaps you can turn the music down, you idiot. 714 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,700 Oh, yeah, right. 715 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:52,200 What do you say I join you for a little small ball? 716 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,700 Here, have a pull off of that if you want. 717 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,100 You've got a driver and a putter. How can you play with two clubs? 718 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:06,400 How many do you need? 719 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,200 I can't believe I'm playin' golf, huh? 720 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,800 Golf. Golf. 721 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,900 Sounds like you got something stuck in your throat. 722 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:25,700 Oh, he really got a hold of that. That one's in the upper deck. 723 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:27,900 Oh, that one's gone. 724 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,500 Where's my beer? 725 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,900 You know the problem with golf? 726 00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:41,900 It's a game for wusses. There's no damn contact. 727 00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:44,100 You know what I mean? 728 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:49,200 Wait, wait, wait. I got an idea. I got an idea, look. 729 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,900 Let's play one on one. 730 00:52:51,100 --> 00:52:53,900 I'll defend the hole and you try to score. 731 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:58,100 You got helmets, you got pads, you got your clubs flying around. 732 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:02,300 Throw in a little stiff body checking. Boom, you got yourself a game. 733 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:06,600 - What do you say? - Good God. 734 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800 Well, it was just an idea. 735 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,500 Ho! Where were you? I've been looking for you all day. 736 00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:31,500 I can tell. Quite an impressive search party. 737 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,100 Ha! 738 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:36,900 Oh, Cynthia. I didn't even see you here. 739 00:53:37,100 --> 00:53:41,000 - How are you? How you doin'? - Do you mind? You're blocking my sun. 740 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,000 Your sun? Your sun? I'm doing you a favour. 741 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,400 You lay around here your face will look like an alligator bag. 742 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,200 You're gonna be wearing luggage tags for earrings. 743 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,000 Really! 744 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,300 I hope you brought your wooden shoes. 745 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,900 It looks good, don't it, huh? Don't it look great? 746 00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:07,000 Yeah, we had a hell of a time trying to find all these giant tulips. 747 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,300 You got to knock it right through that little door. 748 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,300 It's hard as hell. 749 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:21,200 All right! 750 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,700 I'm on my game today. Give it a try. 751 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:26,700 Hey, Kate! 752 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,700 He seems absolutely thrilled with the joke he's made out of our club. 753 00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:38,500 Miffy, I hardly think Kate wants to hear our unvarnished opinion on the subject. 754 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,300 You don't have to varnish it for me, Todd. 755 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:44,200 I stopped apologising for my dad a long time ago. 756 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,800 I admire that, Kate. 757 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,400 Hey. That's a pretty girl over there, huh? 758 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,900 Yes, it is. 759 00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:01,300 You'd like to get her alone in the dark? 760 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,500 As long as I've got your permission. 761 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:07,900 What's yourjob here? Yourjob here is as a lifeguard. That's why I hired you. 762 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:10,500 I didn't hire you to watch my daughter. 763 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:13,300 - The lives. Lives. You got that? - Guarding lives. 764 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,600 Every life around this pool is your responsibility. 765 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,300 - Yes, sir. - Repeat after me. 766 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:20,800 - Every... single... - Every single life... 767 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,100 - You're too fast. - Every single life... 768 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:26,200 around this pool is your responsibility. 769 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,300 - My responsibility. - Every life! 770 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,800 - It is my responsibility. - Every single life. 771 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,700 Except that son of a bitch there. 772 00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:36,300 Girls, now you'll see some sliding. 773 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,700 Get that bastard. 774 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,700 Kate! Miffy! 775 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,500 Watch this. 776 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,900 Look out below. 777 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:07,700 Yeah! 778 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,000 Oh, hot, hot! 779 00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,800 Hot! Hot! 780 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 He's such a show-off. 781 00:56:16,100 --> 00:56:17,700 Oh! Oh, boy! 782 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,800 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! That's hot! Ow! 783 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,800 Oh, that's... Ow, my ass! 784 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:34,600 That's it. Take him off! 785 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,100 Shoot! 786 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:44,200 Come on, shoot! Come on! Come on, shoot! 787 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,500 Shoot! Come on! 788 00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,300 - Will you please move? - Huh? 789 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:53,900 Oh. Sorry. Go ahead. 790 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,200 Come on, you got it! 791 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,600 He steals the puck. He's got it off the ice! 792 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:11,100 Easy! Easy! Easy! 793 00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,200 He shoots! He scores! 794 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:23,200 This is some damn sport, eh, boys? 795 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:28,300 - I think I've had enough for today. - Let's go another 18. What do you say? 796 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,200 Chandler Young? 797 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:47,800 Yes. 798 00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,400 Our mutual friend told me to meet you here. 799 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,200 Captain Tom Everett, United States Marine Corps, Company A, retired. 800 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:58,700 I was expecting someone with a vehicle, but not this. 801 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,600 Well, think about it, your objective is to surveil a target 802 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,300 operating in the construction business. 803 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:09,800 What could be better suited to this sort of covert recon than a barf wagon? 804 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:15,000 - Order something. - I'm really not that hungry. 805 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,500 Typical. 806 00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:22,900 Might I remind you that sacrifice is the key to the survival of your country? 807 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,900 Or in this case, your country club. 808 00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:28,300 All right, then give me a cheese sandwich. 809 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,600 Don't have it. 810 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:33,200 I'll have a tuna on wholewheat. 811 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,300 Don't have it. 812 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:40,400 No. I think you'll be ordering number six. 813 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,000 Fiesta burrito with chilli and eggs. 814 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:47,100 Just exactly what is your military background? 815 00:58:47,300 --> 00:58:50,400 Oh, I had 15 years in. 816 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:54,900 Covert stuff mainly. Recon, LRRPs, special ops. 817 00:58:55,100 --> 00:58:59,800 Yeah. Most of the details of my assignments are still classified. 818 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,600 I can't go into it without compromising elements of our foreign policy. 819 00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,200 But it was mainly demolition work 820 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,900 of an inter-personal nature. 821 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,700 Then there was that damn bureaucratic snafu in the Nam. 822 00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:18,900 I ended up in a VA mental facility. 823 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,900 Typical. 824 00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:22,500 So typical. 825 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:26,200 I can then assume our friend will be discouraged from involvement 826 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,400 with Bushwood Country Club? 827 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:33,900 Are we talking... discouraged... with extreme prejudice? 828 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:38,200 I'm afraid we already tried extreme prejudice. Didn't work. 829 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,400 No, no, no, I meant do you want him... terminated? 830 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,200 The less I know about that the better. 831 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,900 Good. That's my policy exactly. 832 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:52,700 That way, when we're captured, and they put a 12-volt battery to our testicles, 833 00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:56,900 which can, does and has happened... 834 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,700 we can honestly say we're ignorant of the subject. 835 01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:04,800 Should we swear a blood oath on it or something? 836 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,700 Oh, I don't think that will be necessary, Captain Everett. 837 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,900 OK. 838 01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:18,000 From now on, in future communications, you'll refer to me as... Mr Sanderson. 839 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:22,800 And I will refer to you as erm... Mrs Esterhaus. 840 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,600 Fine. 841 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,100 Well... I guess that's it then. 842 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:32,700 - Oh, Mr Sanderson. - Goodbye... Mrs Esterhaus. 843 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,100 My God. 844 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,700 - What's the matter? - You look stunning. 845 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:18,400 Thank you. 846 01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,600 Give me a minute. I'll be right back. 847 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,600 Jack? 848 01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:36,600 Jack, I'm in the kitchen. 849 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,100 Jackie? 850 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,300 I'm just fixing something. 851 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:11,800 Oy! 852 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:27,500 Jack? 853 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,600 Jack, shall I get that? 854 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,500 What are you doing out there? 855 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:39,600 I just wanted to see what it would feel like to come home to you every night. 856 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,100 Oh, how sweet. 857 01:02:44,100 --> 01:02:47,100 - Now what were you really up to? - Me? 858 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:50,600 Nothing. Nothing. I just wanted to give you a present. 859 01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,500 Hello. 860 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:17,000 - What's this? Where you going? - Going to stay at Miffy's for a while. 861 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,900 Miffy's? Why? 862 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:21,900 Cos I can't live with you anymore. 863 01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:25,400 Live with me? What happened? 864 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,700 You don't care about me, or you wouldn't have done what you did to Bushwood. 865 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:33,000 Did to Bushwood? I made it into a fun place. 866 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:37,400 No, you took a beautiful country club and turned it into Coney Island. 867 01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:41,400 It was perfect the way it was, but you couldn't stand that, could you? 868 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,900 You had to make it cheap and common. 869 01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:48,200 I don't believe this. You sound just like one of them. 870 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:51,500 Don't you understand? 871 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:55,300 - I want to be one of them. - You wanna be one... 872 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:59,300 Then be one of them. Go ahead. Go ahead, you got no family anymore. 873 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:03,900 - You're now one of them. - That's fine with me. 874 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:07,000 Fine with you, fine with them, and it's fine with me. 875 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,000 Then go ahead. And don't come back here anymore. 876 01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:21,900 - Little bit hard on her, weren't you? - I was hard on her? 877 01:04:22,100 --> 01:04:26,500 I work like a dog all my life so she should have everything. 878 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,900 And she talks to me like that? 879 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:31,300 All kids go through things like that. 880 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:35,300 They're embarrassed about their parents or they want to be someone else. 881 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,200 I hope you're right. 882 01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,500 Just give her a chance. She'll be fine. 883 01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,500 Everything is perfect. 884 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:55,300 It's a perfect mess, that's what it is. My daughter walked out on me. 885 01:04:55,700 --> 01:04:59,000 Just when I thought I was doing it right, I'm doing it all wrong. 886 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,300 Just when I think I'm on top I'm on the bottom again. 887 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:07,800 My daughter was right. No matter how rich I get I'm a filthy, vulgar person. 888 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,600 That's what I am. That's what I am. 889 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:15,600 I'm trash. I'm filth. I'm dirt. I'm garbage. I'm the scum of the Earth. 890 01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,900 I'm the scum of the Earth! 891 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,500 You can contradict me any time you want, you know. 892 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:25,100 Hm? No, no, no argument here. 893 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:28,500 I make a point never to interfere in people's relationships. 894 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:32,300 You know, there's no mystery to dealing with women. 895 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:36,900 Women are... They're just human beings like you and me. 896 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:39,700 They're fragile, they're sensitive, 897 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:45,600 they're responsive to... kindness and warmth and honesty. 898 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,400 They just have to be treated that way, that's all. 899 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,500 Let me show you what I'm talking about. 900 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,800 What the... Very funny. 901 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:01,500 - Hi. - Hi. 902 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,900 - I'm Ty Webb. - We were noticing you at the bar. 903 01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,500 Er... want to play trap the clam? 904 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:15,200 - Dip the donkey? - Excuse me. 905 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,700 Spank the puppy? 906 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,100 Swallow the swan? 907 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:26,700 - I have to put a dime in the meter. - I'll help you. 908 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:29,600 Mow the lawn? 909 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,100 Pop the weasel? 910 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,500 Well, we're finally alone. 911 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,700 I know. 912 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:45,100 Have you ever seen a crisp $50 bill? 913 01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,900 Urghh! 914 01:07:28,300 --> 01:07:30,000 Uh-huh. 915 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,200 Jack, just the man I was looking for. 916 01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,200 I just spoke to my friends at the planning commission. 917 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,700 Here's a little present for you. 918 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:41,800 It'd be a miracle if you ever got another building permit in this city. 919 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:48,300 You crooks are all on the take. Where you're taking it I don't want to know. 920 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:51,600 So you might be interested in selling your Bushwood stock, 921 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,500 at a whopping loss, of course. 922 01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:56,400 I'm sick and tired of you and your bullshit, got that? 923 01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:00,800 - I'm buying you out! - You're crazy if you think we'll sell. 924 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,400 - Name your price! - Why don't we flip for it? 925 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,700 OK, coin in the air. 926 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:08,200 Coin in the air. 927 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,500 ...taking over... 928 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:13,600 Be honest, who had heads? I'm gonna flip again. Here we go! 929 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:15,600 It's tails. 930 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:18,200 - Did you hear me? - Let me tell you something. 931 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:39,300 OK. You want a fight, you got yourself a fight. 932 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,800 One more word and I'll kill ya. One more word! 933 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,900 - Clown. - That's not the word. 934 01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:46,200 - Barbarian. - That's not the word either. 935 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,300 - Coward. - That was the word. 936 01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:51,800 - That was the word. - Break it up! Break it up! 937 01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:56,500 You want to settle this? Do it like gentlemen, on the golf course. 938 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,900 - 18 holes. Partners. - Great idea. 939 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:02,200 You win, you can have your club back. 940 01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:05,400 He wins, he keeps the club and he builds those apartments. 941 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,700 - You're on, mister. - OK, you got a bet. It's on my course. 942 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:12,600 - And no trick clubs. - Who needs them? You're finished. 943 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,700 Out of my way. 944 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Hey. 945 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:29,700 Todd. Go out and get a nice tie. You look like a Pee-wee Herman doll. 946 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,500 Look how uncoordinated he is. Can't even drive a car. 947 01:09:54,700 --> 01:09:57,400 Can you imagine him beating me at golf? 948 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:06,300 Frankly, you're not great yourself. 949 01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:09,600 Even with me as your partner there's still an element of risk. 950 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:13,200 Take my word. Risk has been eliminated. 951 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:23,500 That's my car! 952 01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:28,100 Place yourself in my hands. 953 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,300 OK, trust me. 954 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:32,600 Relax. Come on, relax. 955 01:10:33,500 --> 01:10:35,900 All right. Bend your knees just a touch. 956 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:39,900 - You want to spread your legs. - You want me to leave you alone? 957 01:10:40,100 --> 01:10:42,700 That's not funny. OK, let's see that grip. 958 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000 No, Jack. Jack. 959 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:49,300 - Terry... - Harry. 960 01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:52,600 - Harry. You're gonna be his partner? - Yes. 50/50, right? 961 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:57,400 - I don't like you that much. 90/20. - Close enough. 962 01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:01,000 I want you to swing nice and easy and hit one down the fairway, OK? 963 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:05,000 Just want to see how you hit it. Take your time. Nice and easy. 964 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:10,300 Right down the fairway. Relax and swing easy. 965 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:12,800 Don't be afraid. Any time. 966 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:19,600 Just give it a good hit. Right down the fairway. 967 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,700 Fellas? 968 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,700 No. No. Hold it. Time out. 969 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:33,500 You're picking your head up. You got to keep it down. Down. 970 01:11:33,700 --> 01:11:37,000 And I noticed you're bending your left elbow on your back swing. 971 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:39,300 Keep that straight. Use both hands. 972 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:41,900 Bend your knees a little bit more. That's it. 973 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,900 - It's really quite simple. - Kevin. 974 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,800 - Harry. - Whatever. 975 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,100 You're just confusing the man. It's really quite simple. 976 01:11:49,300 --> 01:11:51,800 First of all, get rid of all this stuff. 977 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,700 What you want to do is clear your mind. 978 01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,100 OK? Watch me, OK? Take a deep breath. 979 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,700 Close your eyes. 980 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:08,200 And just be the ball. 981 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,700 - Be the ball. - Be the ball. 982 01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:14,000 Be the ball. 983 01:12:15,300 --> 01:12:17,500 - Na-na-na-na-na. - Na-na-na-na-na. 984 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:21,500 Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Na-na-na-na-na. 985 01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:23,600 - Be the ball. - Be the ball. 986 01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:28,400 Be the ball. Be the ball. Be the ball. 987 01:12:28,700 --> 01:12:31,300 - Be the ball. - Na-na-na-na-na. 988 01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:33,600 - Na-na-na-na-na. - Na-na-na-na-na. 989 01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:37,200 - Na-na-na-na-na. - Na-na-na-na-na. 990 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:38,900 Na-na-na-na-na. 991 01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:42,500 No, no, no, no, no. Jack. Jack. Jack! 992 01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:45,100 Jack! You're not being the ball. Be the ball. 993 01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:47,100 Do me a favour, you be the ball. 994 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:50,600 If I wanted to be sports equipment I'd be a lady's bicycle seat. 995 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,000 Tell you what, the problem is concentration. 996 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,600 Why don't we try it blindfolded? 997 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,200 - Why not? - All right, let's try that. 998 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:15,800 Jack, we tried the spiritual approach and it didn't work. It's not your fault. 999 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,600 But this is the latest biomechanic, ergonomic, kinaesthetic, 1000 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,800 state-of-the-art teaching technique. You'll like it. 1001 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,200 Get rid of that wicked slice. Let's try it. 1002 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,200 OK, let's try one. 1003 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,300 That's getting better. 1004 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:44,100 Perfect! 1005 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:02,800 - Good morning, Mrs Esterhaus. - Don't "Mrs Esterhaus" me, you idiot. 1006 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,500 You blew up my Rolls-Royce. 1007 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:13,400 It's difficult. In my line of work you learn it's the details that kill you. 1008 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,700 Just make sure that next time there aren't any screw-ups. 1009 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:20,900 I'm playing this man in a golf match and I don't intend to lose. 1010 01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,200 You won't. 1011 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:39,600 OK. These are six mercury-filled, steel-jacketed dum-dum golf balls. 1012 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,300 Feel the weight on this little sweetie. 1013 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,600 This is a high-tensile strength titanium driver, 1014 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,200 which in the hands of a trained professional 1015 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,300 will definitely redefine the term "handicap". 1016 01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:58,100 Oh, yeah, look in the eyepiece. 1017 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:00,000 Go ahead. Feel free. 1018 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,900 I've set up a simulation. See? Watermelon hanging from those gallows. 1019 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,500 Yes. 1020 01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:09,800 Let's just say that that watermelon represents the head of your problem. 1021 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,600 All right? 1022 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,000 OK. 1023 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,000 Now, sir, if you would please... 1024 01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,900 keep your eye on the fruit. 1025 01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:29,200 Keep your eye on the fruit. 1026 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:35,100 Keep your eye on the fruit. 1027 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,500 - Good. - Good? 1028 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:41,700 - Good. - Good? 1029 01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:45,600 It's better than good. It's gone. 1030 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:48,400 Now, listen, I want to be very clear about this. 1031 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,100 Follow the match closely, but stay out of sight. 1032 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:53,400 Do nothing, unless you my signal. 1033 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:55,400 OK. 1034 01:15:55,600 --> 01:16:00,400 But should my opponent start to win I will tip my cap. 1035 01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:04,300 Speaking of tipping, there is the as yet unattended to matter of my fee. 1036 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:08,700 - I'd like it deposited there, please. - What's this? A Swiss bank account? 1037 01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:12,200 It's the combination of my locker at the Greyhound bus station. 1038 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,400 How elegant. 1039 01:16:19,100 --> 01:16:22,600 I hope this is the last time we have to meet like this, Mr Sanderson. 1040 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:26,600 My sentiments exactly, Mrs Esterhaus. 1041 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,500 Ladies and gentlemen, 1042 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:40,700 let's get ready to rumble. 1043 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,300 Gentlemen, these are the rules of the match. 1044 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:47,000 It's a Scotch twosome. Each partner hits the other partner's ball. 1045 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,900 For those of you unfamiliar with this type of play, 1046 01:16:50,100 --> 01:16:53,900 it's a little like tag-team wrestling. Only you can't do this. 1047 01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:57,300 None of this. Or this. 1048 01:16:57,500 --> 01:17:02,500 Now, fewest strokes wins the hole. Most holes wins the match. 1049 01:17:02,700 --> 01:17:05,000 - Fine. - Australian winter rules. 1050 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:09,700 You may improve your lie in the rough if you can roughly prove you're not lying. 1051 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:12,400 If your ball goes in the water you may go in after it, 1052 01:17:12,700 --> 01:17:15,200 but only if it's been 45 minutes since you last ate. 1053 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,000 - Are you quite finished? - Not quite, no. 1054 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,600 - Largest shoe size has the honour. - Anybody beat a 12D? 1055 01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:25,800 - I can, but I'm out of this. - So? 1056 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,000 - So I guess you're up. - OK. 1057 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,900 May the best man win. 1058 01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:33,600 And if that doesn't happen, I hope Jack and Harry pull this off. 1059 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:37,100 Wish I could stay, but I got a thing. Bye. 1060 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:40,800 - Knock 'em dead, Harry. - Come on, Harry. 1061 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:44,400 Straighten up! 1062 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,400 Yeah! 1063 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:55,100 If you have to have a partner you're the partner to have. 1064 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,400 Great. 1065 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:05,900 These clubs are terrible! 1066 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,700 Here we go. 1067 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,700 I know. I know! Be the ball. 1068 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,500 Be the ball. Be the ball. 1069 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:27,700 Swing for the fences. 1070 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,100 He's sliced it. Stay out of the woods. 1071 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,400 Stay out of the woods! 1072 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:39,700 - Stay out. - Look out! 1073 01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:54,100 There's my objective. 1074 01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:57,900 He's no threat. Nice duds though. 1075 01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,100 Sure hate to mess 'em up. 1076 01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:03,600 This is gonna be an easy one. 1077 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:07,300 One quick stroke, I'll bounce him and be out by sundown. 1078 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,900 Easiest money I ever made. 1079 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:15,100 Hmm. How the hell am I supposed to concentrate 1080 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,400 with smurf like that walking around? 1081 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:22,100 You did that on purpose. 1082 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,600 Naughty! Naughty! 1083 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:29,100 I may have to put you in the duck suit, and your little dog, too. 1084 01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,500 Ah-ha! 1085 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:35,600 Hey! Hey! Who the hell sent you. You little subversive vermin. 1086 01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:43,900 Whoo! Whoo! Legal matter coming through. 1087 01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:47,200 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You getting the shit kicked out of ya? 1088 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,000 How's it goin'? 1089 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,000 Terrible. I'm hungry and have to go to the bathroom. 1090 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,500 No, I mean the game. What's the score? 1091 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:01,800 Ah, we're losing. They're six holes ahead. 1092 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,200 I was starting to get used to country club life. 1093 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:12,800 What do you say we try something different? Come here. 1094 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,000 But the green is over there. 1095 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,400 You have the worst slice in the history of golf. 1096 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:20,600 Might as well go with it. 1097 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,900 Ha-ha! 1098 01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:43,400 - See that? - Thank you. Thank you. 1099 01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,200 And I thought this was a hard game. 1100 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:51,700 I got you now, you little furry freak. 1101 01:20:52,900 --> 01:20:55,900 You're not going to get away from me. 1102 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:59,400 Scrambling around. I know you're in there. 1103 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:04,300 He's close. 1104 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:09,000 You're close, aren't ya? Just a few feet away. 1105 01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,400 Mocking me. 1106 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:15,200 Ain't a gopher alive that's a match for an ex-Marine. 1107 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:19,400 - Shh! - Here we go. 1108 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,800 - Come on, come on, come on! - Yes! 1109 01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:34,200 Chandler, what's going on? You were up seven holes, now he's won the last six. 1110 01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:37,900 - You promised he couldn't win. - He can't win if he doesn't finish. 1111 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:17,100 - Harry. Hi. - Is your dad gonna be happy to see you. 1112 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,100 Yeah. How's the match going? 1113 01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:21,700 It's all tied up with this last hole to go. 1114 01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:24,800 - Do you think you can win? - We got the momentum. 1115 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,000 Yeah. Yeah, I think we're gonna win. 1116 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:39,000 OK, little gopher. Hey. 1117 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,300 It's your friend Tom. 1118 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,500 I gotjunk food. 1119 01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:47,900 Everybody loves mass-produced cream-filled pastries. 1120 01:22:48,100 --> 01:22:50,000 They're good. 1121 01:22:50,300 --> 01:22:52,700 I was just trying to get your attention before. 1122 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:55,700 Come on. 1123 01:22:55,900 --> 01:22:58,400 They're good. Huh? 1124 01:23:06,800 --> 01:23:09,600 Very subtle, Mrs Esterhaus. 1125 01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:13,100 I read ya, loud and clear. 1126 01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:25,400 Whoo! 1127 01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:29,200 That hurts. 1128 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:33,500 I think it was a big mistake tipping that arrow head with poison. 1129 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,700 - Don't hit it long. - Gotcha. 1130 01:23:41,900 --> 01:23:44,100 No, no, wait. Don't hit it short. 1131 01:23:44,300 --> 01:23:47,400 OK, right in the middle there is where I want to go. 1132 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:50,100 Wait, hit it long but let it go short. 1133 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:54,100 Well, it's not long. 1134 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:56,600 But it's short. 1135 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:02,000 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 1136 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,100 You... 1137 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,400 Come on, hit me. Huh? Come on, hit me. 1138 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,200 Come on, hit me! 1139 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,500 Nya! What's up, doc? 1140 01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:39,400 Seems that cream always rises to the top, 1141 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,600 doesn't it, bag boy? 1142 01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:49,800 Well, girls, once we win this hole this place will be back to normal. 1143 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:53,800 Kate, we might even be able to make it in time for Bunny's brunch. 1144 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,900 Would you excuse me? 1145 01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,700 Kate, I've decided that you mustjoin my sorority. 1146 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:03,800 And I know that the Kappas are just going to love you. 1147 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:09,200 There's only one thing? Would you consider changing your name? 1148 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,400 Maybe take out the "ounian" and shorten it to Kate Hart. Isn't that great? 1149 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:17,300 Wait a second. What is wrong with my real name? 1150 01:25:17,500 --> 01:25:20,700 Nothing. It's just that it sounds so... 1151 01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:22,500 So what? 1152 01:25:22,700 --> 01:25:26,700 Kate, you want people to think that you belong. 1153 01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:29,600 I do belong... to a family. 1154 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:34,300 Well... if you want my honest opinion, Kate, 1155 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,300 I think that your family's really embarrassing. 1156 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:40,400 And I'm really happy that I'm not a part of it. 1157 01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:43,100 Yeah, so am I. 1158 01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:45,700 What? What? 1159 01:25:47,100 --> 01:25:51,800 Miffy, you are a stupid, superficial, snotty little bitch. 1160 01:25:52,100 --> 01:25:55,200 Oh, really? Really, Kate? Oh! 1161 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,900 Whatever! What... Ow! 1162 01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:11,200 Well, Jack, I guess it's come down to this. 1163 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:14,300 Whoever sinks their putt wins the match. 1164 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:17,100 Frankly, I'm not worried. 1165 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:19,700 Chandler, could I talk to you for a moment? 1166 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,200 Look, I don't know much about golf, 1167 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:28,600 but I do know the difference between a 50-foot putt and a two-foot putt. 1168 01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:35,000 It's always been my experience to go with the guy closer to the hole. 1169 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:39,100 - You're my kind of guy. - Thank you. 1170 01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:43,700 - Can I give you some friendly advice? - Yeah, all right. 1171 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,300 - Have you tried putting with a wedgie? - A wedgie? 1172 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:50,800 Yeah. Oh, it's great. All the pros are doing it. 1173 01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,100 - Would you like me to show you? - Yeah. 1174 01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:58,300 See, what you do is you take your normal stance, like you're putting the ball. 1175 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,100 Just like that. You never putted with a wedgie? 1176 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,100 - No. - You just take your stance. 1177 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,400 And then... this is the wedgie! 1178 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,300 Try putting with that crammed up your crack. 1179 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,800 Pop? 1180 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,300 Pop. 1181 01:27:26,100 --> 01:27:30,500 I just wanted to say that whether or not you sink this putt... 1182 01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:34,400 I love you. 1183 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:37,600 I'm really sorry I've been acting like such a jerk lately. 1184 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:42,800 I guess that's what I get for hanging round a bunch of fonzanoons. 1185 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,900 I don't know what you thought. 1186 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:49,200 Did you think you'd just walk out on me, insult me, come back when you want? 1187 01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:54,100 Put your arms around me, tell me "I love you" and I'll forget everything? 1188 01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:56,300 Yeah, that's the general idea. 1189 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:00,100 You're right. 1190 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,700 Ah-hah. 1191 01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:35,500 Sink your putt. 1192 01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:43,700 Now. Do it now. Now. 1193 01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:56,100 Now! Now! 1194 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,800 - You can do it. - Do it. 1195 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,300 Now. Do it now. 1196 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,600 Do it. 1197 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:47,600 No! 1198 01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,700 Shh! He still might sink his putt. 1199 01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:53,100 If he does, we tie. 1200 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:11,100 Father, a word. 1201 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:16,900 This putt is very simple and very straight. 1202 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:19,300 Just tap it. 1203 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:23,900 - Tap it. - Just tap it. 1204 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,000 A tiny, tiny tap. 1205 01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:31,200 - Tiny tap. - A tiny, tiny, tiny tap. 1206 01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:53,000 - Lost ball, wouldn't you say? - We win, you lose. 1207 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,300 Hey, Chandler, nice touch. 1208 01:31:03,100 --> 01:31:05,100 Excuse me, Mr Something. 1209 01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:12,000 Might I trouble you for a scalpel, some forceps or maybe even a pair of pliers? 1210 01:31:12,200 --> 01:31:16,400 You see, I had a little trouble getting out of the roughs over there 1211 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,900 and damn if I didn't accidentally shoot myself 1212 01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:23,200 with a poison-tipped crossbow dart. 1213 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,900 If I pull the arrow out, 1214 01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:31,600 will you please suck out the poison for me? 1215 01:31:35,100 --> 01:31:37,100 Let me get this straight. 1216 01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:40,000 You pull it out, I suck? 1217 01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:45,500 Is there any money in it for me? 1218 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:48,400 Oh, tough course. 1219 01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,500 It was a tiny tap. 1220 01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:53,300 Look at you, you've burned your sweater. 1221 01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:59,800 Mother, how could you marry a man with such a terrible short game? 1222 01:32:00,100 --> 01:32:02,100 Oh, shut up, Mary Frances. 1223 01:32:02,300 --> 01:32:05,400 Spoiled, snotty, superficial little bitch. 1224 01:32:06,100 --> 01:32:07,600 What? 1225 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:10,100 Todd. Todd. 1226 01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:15,900 Oh, drat, I guess this means you won't be going to Bunny's brunch? 1227 01:32:36,900 --> 01:32:40,000 Hey, baby. 1228 01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:51,800 Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! 97740