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Oh, Megan,
this one's for you.
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The blue symbolizes
your carefree nature,
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and the gold symbolizes
our love,
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the most purest of elements,
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and the ruby scarlet -- the most
important gem during Easter --
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represents your Christian heart.
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Eric, we're ready for the Easter
party sneak peek fashion show.
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Get out here.
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Coming!
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Alright.
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Wow, you look incredible.Thanks, buddy.
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That's nice.Take a seat.
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Alright.Let's get the show started.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome down to the Beef House,
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Mr. Ben Hur!
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He's ready to kick
some Easter ass.
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Come on, boy.
I can teach you a sexy lesson.
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You've seen the Benny.
Now, it's time for
a little Tenny.
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Tennessee Luke Fortenberry,
get on down here!
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You're beautiful, Tenny!
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Check me out, Eric.
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Now, it's time for the bunny
with the money, Mr. Ron Austar.
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[ Screaming laughter ]
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Oh, my God!
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I'm the Goddamn
Easter Bunny, bitch.
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Alright. So, so, give me
your honest opinion.[ Whews ]
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Uh, Tim...What do you think?
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...this is your number-one
Easter fashion show of all time.
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[ Laughs ]
Yes!
You hear that, guys?
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I hope you enjoyed
my sexy karate.
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You know how important
this is to me, right?
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Of course I do.
And to Megan.
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I mean, we got married
on this very holiday.
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I just want to let you know --
You're my best friend.
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Yeah, and you're one
of my best friends, too.
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[ Doorbell rings ]Oh, let me get that.
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Atten-hut!
Brad?!
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That's Corporal Brad
to you, soldier.
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[ Laughing ]You son of a bitch.
Why didn't you tell
me you were in town?
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What a great surprise.
Everybody,
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I want to introduce you
to my old Army buddy, Brad.
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We used to serve together
back in the war.
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I love this guy
more than anybody.
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In fact, he'smy best friend.
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What the hell's
going on in here?
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I can probably explain that.
Hi, I'm Eric.
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Uh, you just caught us
in the middle
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of the Easter fashion show.
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We're getting ready
for the big Easter egg hunt.
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Bunch of dudes dressed
all weird?
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Hey, what is this?
Some kind of Beef House?
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[ Laughing ]
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-Yes.
-No, no, no,
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it's not a Beef House.
Believe me.
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Sometimes, we call it
a Beef House
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but just as a joke,
more of a derogatory term.
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If it was a Beef House,
it would suck.
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Forget it.
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I thought I recognized
your voice.
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Megan Dungerson?
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Oh, my God.
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There's some chemistry
between those two.
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No shit.
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[ Exhaling sharply ]
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-Oh, God.
-What the hell's going on here?
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-Hey, hey, hey.
-Break it up, you two.
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Brad and I, uh, were
high school sweethearts.
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Then he went off to war,
and I thought he was killed.
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You still
look so fine, baby.
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Well, this amazing person
has decided to marry me,
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and that's the situation now.
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Technically, he's correct.
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So, Brad, how long you planning
on staying, huh?
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Well, I -- [clears throat]
I just got deployed,
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and I was hoping I could post up
here for a couple of months,
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you know, if it wasn't an
imposition.
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Uh, no can do, Brad,
no rooms available.
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No problem. I can set my tent up
in the living room,
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and you won't even
notice I'm here.Hey, that sounds great.
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All in favor of Brad
staying here
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for as long as he wants,
say, "Aye."
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Aye! Aye!
Aye! Aye!
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It'd be an honor to have you
in the Goddamn Beef Hou--
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Oops, ah, I'm sorry.
Our house.
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Alright, Brad.
Come on.
Thank you.
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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♪ Beef House
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♪♪
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♪ Beef House [Beef House]
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♪ Beef
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Brad: [ Plays reveille
on bugle ]
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Hell is that?
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[ Bugle continuing ]
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Move it. Move it.
Move it. Move it.
Move it. Move it.
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Yes!
Move it. Move it.
Move it. Move it.
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[ Laughs ]
[ Indistinct ]
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[ Brad and Tim laugh ]
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Reminds me of the old days
during the war
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when you used to wake me up
at the crack of dawn
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with the beautiful sounds
of the bugle.
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What did you do
to our living room?
This place is a mess.
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Well, I just wanted
to bring back a little
old-fashioned discipline
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to these weak
beef children here. [ Laughs ]
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Brad, this is where the Easter
egg hunt is every year.
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What am I supposed to do
with this?
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Speaking of eggs,
I've been meaning to ask you.
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Why don't -- Why you and Megan
have kids?
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I mean, you got --
you got bad sperm, buddy?
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[ Laughter ]That's a good one.
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Eric has no sperm.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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You know what, Brad,
my sperm and my wife's eggs
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are none of your business.Oh, 10-4, gotcha,
gotcha, right.
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Alright, the Easter egg hunt
is in two hours.
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I need to hide the eggs,
so you guys get back to bed.
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Oh, you heard him, soldiers.
Move out!
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Move it![ Shouting indistinctly ]
Move!
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[ Hutting ]
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Under the helmet...
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Beef...
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Welcome to the annual
Easter egg hunt.
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Yay... Yay...Yay... Yay...
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You guys know the drill.
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On three, you open your eyes,
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pull out your egg telescopes,
and you find those eggs.
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Here we go.
One, two, three, good luck!
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Alright.
Let's get this party started.
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-Find those eggs.
-Come on, now. Come on.
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-Where are you?
-I'm looking for you, sexy eggs.
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You really hid these eggs well.
I can't find one damn egg.
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I swear I hid at least three
dozen eggs in this Army mess.
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This is the worst
Easter egg hunt ever.
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Damn, something sure
smells good.
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Oh, no, those are my eggs!
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[ Screaming ]
Brad, what are you doing?!
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Atten-hut, you maggots!
[ Laughs ]
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It's chow time.You cooked all my fancy eggs
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I was gonna use
for the Easter hunt!
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Enemies are for huntin'.
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Eggs, they're for eatin'.
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That's bullshit, Brad!
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You ruined my eggs!
You ruined my house!
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Now, you're ruining Easter![ Shouting ] Hey!
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What's the matter
with you, huh?!
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That's my best friend,
Brad, you're talking to!
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Now, we all like
your Easter egg hunt,
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we pretend
it's a lot of fun,
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but this guy has seen
some real shit!
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He just got out of the war!
And I think it's very nice
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that he made us eggs
for Easter breakfast.
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Tim, I made 'em
like in the war.
Yeah?
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One pinch of tobacc-y...
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Together:
...two shots of moonshine
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and a little bit
of that elbow grease.
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Now let's eat some!Let's dig in. [ Laughs ]
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Damn, hate to see all these
beautiful eggs go to waste.
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That's right.
Well, eat up.
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Chow down. Chow down.
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Beef?
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Megan, you forgot
your badge.
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What's the matter with you?It's just Brad.
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I just hate
his freaking guts.
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He ruined my Easter egg hunt,
and now he's living here,
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and I just don't like it.
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Sounds to me like you're making
a big deal out of nothing.
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I'll see you later.Uh, Megan...
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badge.
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Here you go.
Hey...
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what's that?What's what?
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That big, red ring
on your hand.
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Oh, this?
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It's nothing.
Brad gave it to me.
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What?!
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It's his class ring.
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We were talking and reminiscing
about old times last night,
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and he gave it to me.
It's nothing.
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You're my wife, and you're
wearing another man's ring,
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and that ring
belongs to Brad.
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I'll see you later.What is happening
to my life?!
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This is no way to celebrate
the Lord rising from the dead!
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Beef...
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[ Indistinct ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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Brad, what are you doing
to Megan's panty drawer?
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This is off-limits.That's --
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That's fine.
That's fine.
It's fine?
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Yeah, let's talk
a little bit.
Okay.
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What have you been up to,
Lieutenant?Oh, geez, you know.
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Actually, I've been
working on my music.What, like, uh,
heavy metal,
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like, uh, you used to play
in basic training, like that?
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Nah, a little more
family-friendly,
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a little more Beach Boys
sort of "Kokomo" era
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with a little Moby influence,
of course, Robbie Zombie
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just in the textures and tones
of my music.Well, let me hear it, man.
I think you're a genius.
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You got something
I can listen to?I've been working on this
little surprise for Eric.
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It's a sort of Easter song.Oh.
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I just have the basic drums
mapped out yet.[ Cellphone blips ]
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[ Beat plays ]♪ Easter Bunny's coming
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♪ Better get your basket
ready for fun ♪
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Then...
♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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♪ [ Voice cracks ] Easter
-- [ clears throat]
Easter Bunny's coming ♪
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♪ Better get your basket
ready for fun ♪
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♪ Fun, fun,
fun, fun, fun ♪
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♪ Chocolate bunnies...
You know. Uh...
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[ Cellphone blips ]What the hell
happened to you, man?
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What do you mean?You went soft.
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I am embarrassedto have been
platoon brothers with you.
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Sorry, Brad, I'm not living
in the past like you,
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and I'm sorry
you don't like my song.No, I hate it!
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Well, then maybe you should
deploy out of here.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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Or no, I'm not
going anywhere. Hmm?
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I got myself a nice
little situation right here,
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and once I get Megan back,
it's gonna be...
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[shouting] my Beef House,
my Beef Rules!
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There's nothing
you can do about it!
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Damn, Beef House has been
officially occupied
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by enemy forces.
We need to deploy
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some evasive measures,
quick.
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Maybe we should give
that Army boy
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a taste
of his own medicine.
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[ Explosion, gunfire ][ Startling ]
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[ Siren wailing ]The hell's going on?!
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Brad, did you hear?
They hit Camp Stewart!
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There's 450,000
people dead!
What?!
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The Army's saying
anybody in uniform's
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gotta go down there
and protect the forward base!I can't!
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I can't! I can't!Yes, you can!
[ Gruffly ] You made an oath!
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You made an oath,
you son of a bitch!I can't do it!
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You better get down there
right now!
I can't!
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Alright, Tim, the platoon
is in position, in position.
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It's go time.
Ben Hur, move the digitals
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four degrees starboard.Yes, sir. Get your shit together, man.
Come on.
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[ Whimpering ]
Hold on.
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Eric, it's working.
It's working.
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He's buying it, lock,
stock, and barrel.
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He's buying it all.
Ron, I need
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those Army sirens up.
Jack 'em up.
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My Bluetooth's
crapping out, Sarge!
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Private, you never deny
a superior officer!
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One more infraction,
and I take you out to the brig.
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Yes, sir!
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You got to protect
and serve.
I'm scared to...
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I don't give a shit!I'm scared to.
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You walk your ass down there!
Get down to --
[ Shouts ]
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Brad's getting his ass
outta here, sir!
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That sexy bitch go AWOL.
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[ Crying ] I can't.
I'm not going down.
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We're clear!
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[ Cheering ]
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You did it!
Youdid it.
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[ Laughs ]
You guys rock!
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[ Cheering continues ]
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-We scared the shit out of him.
-He cried like a pussy.
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-Yeah!
-[ Laughs ]
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Hey, listen, I-I just want
to apologize for my buddy, Brad.
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He ruined
your Easter egg hunt,
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he nearly broke up
your marriage...
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He also talked a lot of shit
about your music.
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I know, and for me,
that was crossing the line,
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but the good news is,
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I learned who my real
best friend is.
Really?
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-Yeah, it's Ron.
-No shit!
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Psych, it's you![ Laughs ]
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You son of a bitch.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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So did seeing Brad make you
regret marrying me?
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No, Eric.
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Brad was good-looking
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and very masculine,
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and...abs,
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but I made my choice,
and I'm fine with it, okay?
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Gotta get to work.Well, I do have
a little present for you.
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I managed to hide one
of those eggs from Brad.
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It's a sexual egg.
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I bought it at Ben Hur's
sex shop.
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He knows the manager,
and he says
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it's the best motor
in any sexual egg.
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Wow, that's so sweet.
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I love it.I read the instructions,
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so I could help you out
and get you --
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I'll figure it out.
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Do you mind?
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, you want me to go?
Yeah.
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00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,902
Okay, yeah, I have some chores
I can do.
Perfect.
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Maybe, like, half an hour?I'll let you know.
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Okay, I love you.Okay, bye, thank you.
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♪♪
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[ Hushed ] Wow...
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♪ The Easter Bunny's coming
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♪ Better get your basket
ready for fun ♪
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♪ Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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♪ Jelly beans
and chocolate bunnies ♪
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♪ Plastic eggs
filled with money ♪
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♪ Little yellow marshmallow
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♪ Chickadees
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