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I'm waiting for that cosmic storm to get closer... 10 00:00:38,783 --> 00:00:40,638 in order to try this out. 11 00:00:40,735 --> 00:00:43,834 You see, when it hits, we should be able to see cosmic particles... 12 00:00:43,936 --> 00:00:46,423 shoot back and forth between the two poles. 13 00:00:46,528 --> 00:00:49,179 This is supposed to slow them down. You know, kind of trap them. 14 00:00:49,279 --> 00:00:52,411 - I see. - Now all we have to do is wait for the cosmic lightning-- 15 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,846 [ Thunder Crashing ] 16 00:00:54,944 --> 00:00:57,213 Well! And here it is now! 17 00:01:04,352 --> 00:01:08,247 How dare you interrupt the journey of the great Chronos! 18 00:01:08,353 --> 00:01:12,182 Oh, I ought to reverse your time tapes! 19 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:16,512 How dare you trap me! 20 00:01:16,608 --> 00:01:19,511 Y-You see, sir, i-it was an experiment. 21 00:01:19,617 --> 00:01:22,072 We were trying to trap some cosmic particles. 22 00:01:22,177 --> 00:01:24,992 Not "we," my dear sir-- "he." 23 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:29,661 A boyish prank. An immature mistake. I'm sure you understand. 24 00:01:29,761 --> 00:01:32,511 Turn off that machine! Release me! 25 00:01:35,713 --> 00:01:39,608 William, I have a feeling that we should not turn him loose all at once. 26 00:01:39,714 --> 00:01:42,048 [ Groaning ] 27 00:01:42,146 --> 00:01:46,423 Don't turn the machine off. Just turn it down a little. 28 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:01,853 So, it wasn't an accident after all. 29 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,889 You deliberately set out to trap me! 30 00:02:04,995 --> 00:02:08,290 You're going to ask for a ransom. Isn't that it? 31 00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,209 No, sir. You see, we were just-- 32 00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:13,952 William, let me handle this. I take umbrage at your insinuation, sir! 33 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:18,078 We are not bandits, and we have no interest at all in ransom. 34 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,147 How some ever, you did disrupt our experiment-- 35 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:23,455 that is to say, his experiment-- 36 00:02:23,556 --> 00:02:25,923 and I'm sure that you'll agree that that is worth... 37 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,929 a little something, Mr., uh-- 38 00:02:28,036 --> 00:02:29,858 I'm afraid I didn't catch your name. 39 00:02:29,956 --> 00:02:33,404 You dare to bargain with Chronos the Time Merchant? 40 00:02:33,508 --> 00:02:35,777 Oh, if I could get free... 41 00:02:35,876 --> 00:02:38,298 I would reduce your time spans... 42 00:02:38,404 --> 00:02:42,267 and watch you dwindle and diminish and poof away on the winds. 43 00:02:42,372 --> 00:02:46,496 - [ Thunder Crashing ] - William, we've made an incredible acquisition-- 44 00:02:46,597 --> 00:02:49,859 a creature who can control time. 45 00:02:49,957 --> 00:02:51,779 I think we should turn him loose. 46 00:02:51,877 --> 00:02:53,917 After all, we did catch him by mistake. 47 00:02:54,021 --> 00:02:56,355 William, you have no head for business. Don't you realize who he is? 48 00:02:56,452 --> 00:02:58,275 What he can pay? 49 00:02:58,372 --> 00:03:01,242 He can make us immortal. We can live forever. 50 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,666 No. I think we should let Dad handle this. 51 00:03:04,773 --> 00:03:09,989 - William! - I would advise you to stay inside the cave. 52 00:03:11,494 --> 00:03:14,494 [ Thunder Crashing ] 53 00:03:18,245 --> 00:03:20,220 What have you done to them? What's happening? 54 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:24,035 There's no one running the factory. The time tapes have-- have gone amok. 55 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:26,501 They're running backwards and sideways and upside down! 56 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,037 All right. If I turn you loose-- 57 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:37,989 Then everything would be normal. 58 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:43,967 William, I will not allow you to do it. 59 00:03:44,071 --> 00:03:47,649 We will not let him go! We have not made our financial arrangement yet. 60 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,886 Come along. We must go. 61 00:04:05,991 --> 00:04:07,901 - Go where? - Where are you taking him? 62 00:04:08,007 --> 00:04:10,015 Why, back to the factory, of course. 63 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,291 Young man, you have inconvenienced me. 64 00:04:12,392 --> 00:04:15,621 You caused me to lose time, and I have to make it up. 65 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,208 I'm sorry. I can't go anywhere with you. 66 00:04:18,312 --> 00:04:21,159 There are no child labor laws in my factory. 67 00:04:24,136 --> 00:04:26,853 Oh, please. Please don't harm him. Please! 68 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:28,774 - William! - Come along. 69 00:04:39,657 --> 00:04:41,193 William! 70 00:04:41,194 --> 00:04:41,542 William! 71 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,314 Warning! Cosmic squall line is now... 72 00:05:58,412 --> 00:06:00,801 at five kilometers! 73 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:06,219 - Where's Will? - I don't know. 74 00:06:06,316 --> 00:06:08,586 - A terrible creature took him. - What creature? 75 00:06:08,684 --> 00:06:11,619 His name was Chronos. A most unreasonable being. 76 00:06:11,725 --> 00:06:14,092 - Where did he take him? - Through the wires. 77 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:17,123 Warning! Warning! Extra-dimensional force field. 78 00:06:17,229 --> 00:06:19,531 - What kind? - I do not know. 79 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:22,727 I could have lived forever. "Smith the Immortal." 80 00:06:22,829 --> 00:06:25,414 What a pleasant, unassuming ring that has to it. 81 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:28,583 I ought to wring your neck! But that'll wait. 82 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:30,507 Now I want some answers. 83 00:06:30,605 --> 00:06:33,867 - Who was this creature, and what was he doing here? - I've told you all I know. 84 00:06:33,966 --> 00:06:36,617 He was a time merchant. His name was Chronos. Dr. Chronos. 85 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:39,106 He got caught in Will's cosmic particle trap. 86 00:06:39,214 --> 00:06:41,385 The dimensional opening is beginning to close. 87 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:43,941 All right. I'm going after them. You'll come with me. 88 00:06:44,046 --> 00:06:47,307 Are you sure you would not like to take Dr. Smith and leave me behind? 89 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,446 Now don't you start! 90 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:53,162 And as for you, let the others on the ship know what's happening and sit tight. 91 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:56,012 - Understood? - That's all that's left for me to do-- 92 00:06:56,110 --> 00:07:00,616 to sit tight and wait for creaking old age to overtake me. 93 00:07:01,678 --> 00:07:04,045 All right. I'll go first. 94 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,181 Oh, the pain, the pain. 95 00:07:14,287 --> 00:07:19,437 With just a little luck, I could have stayed in my present state of perfection forever. 96 00:07:19,535 --> 00:07:23,791 Better to rust slowly than to risk instant oblivion. 97 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:25,862 Mine not to reason why-- 98 00:07:25,968 --> 00:07:29,416 Yours but to hold your tongue and go! 99 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,444 [ Thunder Crashing ] 100 00:07:40,112 --> 00:07:43,789 Good heavens. I'm alone and I'm frightened! 101 00:07:43,888 --> 00:07:46,277 - Wait for me! - [ Thunder Crashing ] 102 00:07:47,441 --> 00:07:49,328 [ Cries Out ] 103 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:25,390 Wait for me! Wait! 104 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:28,786 - Wait for me! - I told you to wait in the cave and contact the ship. 105 00:08:28,881 --> 00:08:31,751 I had to come. I wouldn't stay behind and shirk my duty. 106 00:08:31,858 --> 00:08:33,681 Warning! Warning! 107 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:40,040 Hold your fire! I don't think he intends to attack. 108 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:43,153 That is Dr. Chronos. 109 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,862 I don't have time for visitors! You'll have to wait. 110 00:08:46,963 --> 00:08:48,850 Come on. 111 00:08:51,411 --> 00:08:53,713 Professor Robinson, I presume. 112 00:08:53,811 --> 00:08:55,720 Dr. Chronos, we'll get right down to it. 113 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,176 Now what happened in that cave was an accident. You had no right to bring my son here. 114 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:01,106 And now you're gonna send us back. 115 00:09:01,203 --> 00:09:03,309 But I can't do that, can I? 116 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:07,568 He caused me to lose a lot of valuable time, and I must be paid back. 117 00:09:07,668 --> 00:09:09,969 [ John ] I'm not offering you any alternatives. 118 00:09:10,067 --> 00:09:12,271 Now, I don't want to use violence, but I will if I have to. 119 00:09:12,372 --> 00:09:15,755 I want what's due me. Nothing more. 120 00:09:15,860 --> 00:09:18,642 - And I will have it. - [ Beeping ] 121 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:21,391 Oh, this business! 122 00:09:23,348 --> 00:09:25,519 [ Will ] What's happening there, Dr. Chronos? 123 00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:28,752 That is a small planet in the Omega galaxy. 124 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:32,465 Fine people, but shameful time wasters. 125 00:09:32,564 --> 00:09:36,110 And now, they've used it all up. 126 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:43,218 This is the only part of my business that I don't enjoy. 127 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,389 But it must be done. 128 00:09:52,309 --> 00:09:54,862 You've just destroyed an entire civilization. 129 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,005 Don't you feel any remorse for that? 130 00:09:57,109 --> 00:09:59,149 They did it to themselves! 131 00:09:59,254 --> 00:10:01,425 Everybody has a time tape. 132 00:10:01,526 --> 00:10:03,893 But if they run hither and thither, to and fro... 133 00:10:03,989 --> 00:10:06,062 back and forth, never slowing down for a moment... 134 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:09,068 they use their time tapes up all the faster. 135 00:10:09,174 --> 00:10:11,793 And that's all there is to it. 136 00:10:11,894 --> 00:10:16,150 But... here is something you might want to remember. 137 00:10:16,246 --> 00:10:18,548 I always do what I have to do... 138 00:10:18,646 --> 00:10:22,061 and I never, never let sentiment interfere with business. 139 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,712 Well, that's very admirable of you, Doctor. 140 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:27,478 Very admirable. 141 00:10:27,479 --> 00:10:28,078 Very admirable. 142 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:32,176 My dear sir, you seem to have everybody's time tape here. 143 00:10:32,278 --> 00:10:34,515 - You must surely have mine as well. - Certainly. 144 00:10:34,615 --> 00:10:39,154 Oh, to return to Earth, to the days of my youth. Oh, joy, oh, bliss. 145 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:43,532 How much would that cost? Could I travel now and pay later? 146 00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:48,690 Sorry. The company transporter box is reserved for certified customers. 147 00:10:48,791 --> 00:10:53,014 I'm not a tour agent. I don't deal in time travel. 148 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:55,632 However, I could make you younger. 149 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:57,841 But I don't suppose you'd be interested in that. 150 00:10:57,943 --> 00:11:01,970 - Quite the contrary, dear sir. - You're not making any deals with him, Smith. 151 00:11:02,072 --> 00:11:04,309 That is entirely his prerogative, not yours. 152 00:11:04,408 --> 00:11:07,125 What assurance do I have that you can do it? 153 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:09,363 Why, demonstrations are free! 154 00:11:09,464 --> 00:11:13,741 - You are under no obligation. How do you spell your name? - Zachary. That's the first name. 155 00:11:13,849 --> 00:11:18,191 Z-A-C-H-A-R-Y. Smith. 156 00:11:18,297 --> 00:11:21,810 - As in Smith. - And your age, in Earth years? 157 00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:24,466 - Twenty-seven. - That will be verified. 158 00:11:24,568 --> 00:11:26,870 But it doesn't matter. 159 00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:29,074 Ah! Now. 160 00:11:29,177 --> 00:11:31,348 Here is your tape. 161 00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:34,166 Now, I shall pick a place at random. 162 00:11:34,266 --> 00:11:37,648 That should convince you. Hmm? Roll tape. 163 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,352 [ Dr. Smith ] Good evening, all. Your replacements have arrived. 164 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,305 Everything is under control. 165 00:11:45,401 --> 00:11:48,020 [ Don ] Replacements, Smith? What are you talking about? 166 00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:50,871 Major, surely you're not gonna continue to deny me the privilege... 167 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,857 of sharing in the responsibilities. 168 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:55,376 I am rested. You are not. 169 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:58,516 Ergo, it's time for you to turn the controls over to me. 170 00:11:58,619 --> 00:12:02,164 Whew! If you think I'm gonna put our lives in your hands, Smith-- 171 00:12:02,266 --> 00:12:04,721 Well, Don, I'm sorry, but for once, I agree with him. 172 00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:07,314 You show rare good judgment, madam. 173 00:12:07,418 --> 00:12:10,036 Not to worry, Major. My assistant and I are quite competent. 174 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:16,177 All right. We'll give it a try. John and I have to make lab checks... 175 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:19,130 on these transistor circuits before we can trust the scanner anyway. 176 00:12:19,227 --> 00:12:21,431 Smith, hold the course at 270. 177 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:23,800 That's all you have to do to avoid the meteor showers. 178 00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,906 Child's play, Major. 179 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,564 All right. There you are, now. It's all set. 180 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,610 - Good night. - [ Both ] Good night. 181 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:33,682 I'll be back in five minutes. 182 00:12:33,788 --> 00:12:35,610 You hold that course steady. 183 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:39,025 - Never fear, Smith is here! - [ Scoffs ] 184 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:45,301 Ah! Now then, there's really nothing to it. 185 00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:47,826 [ Robot ] I would advise you to keep your hands on the controls. 186 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:50,715 You are already two astral degrees off course. 187 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,885 Silence, you jabbering jackanapes! 188 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:56,251 I intend to be a lot more than two degrees off course before I'm through. 189 00:12:56,348 --> 00:12:58,585 I'm heading us back towards Earth! 190 00:12:58,685 --> 00:13:00,627 But we do not know where Earth is. 191 00:13:00,732 --> 00:13:04,049 Perhaps you don't, but I do. 192 00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:07,571 My instinct tells me we must go to the left. 193 00:13:07,677 --> 00:13:11,289 Warning! Warning! Meteor shower! 194 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:21,046 - Move aside, Smith! Let go! - I can't! We'll all be killed! 195 00:13:21,149 --> 00:13:23,931 I've had enough of that, sir, if you please. 196 00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:32,147 How some ever, there is one thing that I would particularly like to see. 197 00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:36,891 If it is not too much trouble, could you set the machine for October 16, 1997... 198 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,259 in the evening, about 8:00? 199 00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:43,417 - [ Chronos ] One more demonstration, coming up. - How much would that cost? 200 00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:47,511 You couldn't get it cheaper if someone else could offer you the service, which they can't. 201 00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:50,167 No one's buying anything, Dr. Chronos. 202 00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:53,236 Hold him off. I mean it! 203 00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:56,765 Now move away from there, and then we'll talk. 204 00:13:56,862 --> 00:13:59,383 We'll stay where we are till you listen to our terms. 205 00:13:59,486 --> 00:14:02,072 You dare put yourself against the great Chronos? 206 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,663 Why in the flick of an eyelid, I could make you an old man... 207 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,677 or a crawling, crying little baby. 208 00:14:06,783 --> 00:14:09,117 Not without damaging your time machine. 209 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,157 Now we want our freedom and nothing more. 210 00:14:11,263 --> 00:14:13,565 But surely, sir, you can see... 211 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:16,860 that I have to come out of this transaction with something to show for it. 212 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,702 - A small price? - Price? What price? 213 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,215 I have a very good market for time... 214 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,076 on your planet, Earth. 215 00:14:26,176 --> 00:14:28,991 The people down there are always putting things off... 216 00:14:29,088 --> 00:14:33,049 until they end up with no time left to do the things they ought to do. 217 00:14:33,152 --> 00:14:36,087 And then they come to me. 218 00:14:37,088 --> 00:14:38,746 Now, the two of you have... 219 00:14:38,848 --> 00:14:40,953 nice, long time tapes. 220 00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:42,879 Oh, I checked. 221 00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,799 Wait! What are you doing? 222 00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:57,504 [ Cuckooing ] 223 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:01,207 Now he's done it! 224 00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:04,794 Oh, I should have snipped his tape the moment I first laid eyes on him! 225 00:15:04,897 --> 00:15:07,167 - Well, where has he gone? - Earth! 226 00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:10,495 He has sent himself back to Earth! 227 00:15:10,593 --> 00:15:12,481 Back through time-- 228 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,433 My time! 229 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,825 He has ducked out without so much as leaving a deposit! 230 00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:20,158 That deadbeat! 231 00:15:20,258 --> 00:15:23,553 But you are going to pay for it. 232 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:27,807 You are going to have to settle his account as well as your own. 233 00:15:27,907 --> 00:15:30,328 - Oh? - Oh, indeed you will. 234 00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:34,363 So expect no trade-ins, no bargains, no down payments. 235 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,762 I am going to take every bit of time you have left. 236 00:15:37,859 --> 00:15:41,820 Do you hear me? Every little tick-tock, tick-tock! 237 00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,645 [ Robot ] I will give my life to save the Robinsons. 238 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,682 My time is your time, Dr. Chronos. 239 00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:53,438 Oh, nonsense! 240 00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:57,914 You don't have any time as such. You're a machine. 241 00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,802 Manufactured, fabricated and quite timeless. 242 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:04,216 Now get over here and turn that crank. I only have two hands. 243 00:16:04,324 --> 00:16:08,383 - He's not going anywhere. - Well, he'd better, before everything flies to pieces. 244 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:12,193 Now look-- I propose a truce. 245 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,431 - A truce? - Yes. 246 00:16:14,532 --> 00:16:16,507 You assist me in this emergency... 247 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:19,231 and I will desist in any moves against you. 248 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,886 - Fair enough? - Give him a hand. 249 00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:29,827 Ah! Here, boy. Come on. 250 00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:32,510 Go ahead. 251 00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:36,770 Keep that thing moving. We need auxiliary power. 252 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,701 What's happening to that machine? 253 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:44,067 All the related time tracks are shifting to meet any probability. 254 00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:47,231 Unless he does exactly what he did before... 255 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:49,156 he could change everything. 256 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:51,326 He could cause utter havoc! That scoundrel! 257 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:54,430 I should have known better than to trust anybody from Earth. 258 00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,600 - Can't you bring him back? - Not without wrecking the machine. 259 00:16:57,701 --> 00:17:00,997 But... we can observe him. 260 00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:05,119 I now invite your divided attention... 261 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:09,630 to the rectangular monochromatic screen on which to view the basic past. 262 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:12,604 All the tapes of our library will be shown here. 263 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,914 And of course, on the oval screen... 264 00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:17,633 you will see the reconstituted past... 265 00:17:17,735 --> 00:17:21,030 alive and as it happens, in glorious polycolor. 266 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:24,356 Gentlemen, on the rectangular screen. 267 00:17:31,687 --> 00:17:34,076 Am I okay, Doctor? Did I pass? 268 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,998 - You'll do. - Did you hear that, Mom? 269 00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:39,005 I'm okay. 270 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:42,821 I remember that. Dr. Smith was examining me right before liftoff. 271 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,662 Dr. Smith? Back on Earth? In 1997? 272 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,109 Unfortunately, yes. 273 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:53,664 He is in that examining room right at this very moment. 274 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,663 Observe the oval screen for the reconstituted past. 275 00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:02,183 - [ Cries Out ] - [ Man ] This is Alpha Control. 276 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,150 Zero minus one hour and 14 minutes and holding. 277 00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,590 Alpha Control? 278 00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:09,511 Alpha Control? 279 00:18:09,608 --> 00:18:11,431 I've made it! 280 00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:13,351 Terra firma! 281 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,358 Earth, sweet Earth! 282 00:18:15,464 --> 00:18:18,334 Dear, wonderful place! 283 00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:28,679 Smith, what are you doing on the floor? 284 00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:30,632 The floor? Yes. 285 00:18:30,729 --> 00:18:32,901 Yes, of course. The floor. 286 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:37,508 You see, I, uh-- I dropped my pencil and I simply cannot find it anywhere. 287 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:41,439 You are General Squires, are you not? It's been such a long time! 288 00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:45,026 It's been exactly 15 minutes since I ordered you to uncrate that robot... 289 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:47,464 - and get him aboard the Jupiter 2! - The Robot? 290 00:18:47,562 --> 00:18:50,377 Yes. Yes, indeed. The robot. I shall attend to it immediately. 291 00:18:50,475 --> 00:18:54,468 Sergeant! Snap to and uncrate that robot! 292 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,457 Yes, sir. 293 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,816 It'll be undone in just a moment. 294 00:19:07,211 --> 00:19:09,033 Affirmative. 295 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:11,586 Affirmative, my foot! 296 00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,863 I'd forgotten how delightful everything was... 297 00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:17,259 before you became so insolent, you pusillanimous pip-squeak! 298 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,578 - Are you all right, Smith? - Oh, yes, indeed, sir. 299 00:19:21,675 --> 00:19:24,261 Fit as a fiddle. In the pink and in the prime. 300 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:28,619 I hope so. I must say, your efficiency isn't all it should be lately. 301 00:19:28,716 --> 00:19:31,400 - You had better shape up. - Yes, sir. 302 00:19:34,892 --> 00:19:37,706 Shape up, indeed! Such presumption. 303 00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,073 Sergeant, wheel it out of here. 304 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:43,882 I seriously doubt that it will be used, but you might as well take it to the ready room. 305 00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:46,599 And then stand by. I shall require your services. 306 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,319 You don't think they'll use the robot, sir? 307 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,363 This is part of their basic equipment. 308 00:19:51,468 --> 00:19:53,770 I mean, that thing cost a bundle. 309 00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,902 That is a sure invitation to a congressional hearing. 310 00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:58,827 Only if they make the flight... 311 00:19:58,925 --> 00:20:00,998 which at this point seems extremely dubious. 312 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:06,219 You see, I happen to have some "tick-tock" secret information. 313 00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:09,252 Well, what are you waiting for? 314 00:20:11,149 --> 00:20:13,037 Careful. Careful. 315 00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,635 Careful. Careful. 316 00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:21,865 [ Man On TV ] The countdown is still at one hour and 14 minutes and holding. 317 00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:29,221 Monitors will continue to make a visual sweep of the Launch Pad 3. 318 00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:33,068 Hydraulic unit 163, report to control. 319 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:36,483 One hour and 14 minutes and holding. 320 00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,501 [ Buzzes ] 321 00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:42,860 All control personnel will maintain hold procedures until further notice. 322 00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:50,276 - Uh, yes, sir? - Sergeant... 323 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,652 I like a snack while I'm watching television. 324 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,305 So would you be good enough to trot along to the commissary for me? 325 00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:59,750 Let me see. I think I will have something light. 326 00:20:59,855 --> 00:21:04,492 A steak sandwich, thick and rare, of course, with a lovely stuffed baked potato. 327 00:21:04,591 --> 00:21:06,795 And a crisp green salad with Roquefort dressing-- 328 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,718 Ho-- Ho-- Hold it. Hold it. 329 00:21:10,672 --> 00:21:12,494 - Ready? - Uh, yes, sir. 330 00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:15,559 And for dessert, two chocolate �clairs... 331 00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:18,347 with three scoops of ice cream-- different flavors, of course. 332 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:20,423 And Sergeant... 333 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:23,049 for an appetizer, bring me a double order... 334 00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:25,771 of pickled herring. 335 00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:29,190 [ Sighs ] Yes, sir. 336 00:21:29,296 --> 00:21:31,914 - And hurry! - Uh, y-yes, sir. Yes, sir. 337 00:21:35,249 --> 00:21:37,224 He should know better than that. 338 00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:40,046 Pickled herring always gives him indigestion. 339 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:42,926 You can all stop working. 340 00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:46,287 The machine has made its compensation. 341 00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:49,102 What will happen if Dr. Smith doesn't get on the ship? 342 00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:53,260 Well, his added weight caused us to drift off course in the first place, Son. 343 00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:57,224 Now with him not aboard, we may wind up at Alpha Centauri. 344 00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:00,429 The ship will be destroyed by an uncharted asteroid. 345 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:05,069 And when it is, all of you will cease to exist, just like that! 346 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,887 That's only true if Smith remains behind. 347 00:22:07,986 --> 00:22:11,434 Which he will. It's become obvious he always gets what he wants. 348 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,360 Even from the great Chronos! 349 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,498 There must be some way of getting him on that ship. 350 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,701 - Can we send him a message? - A dream! 351 00:22:18,803 --> 00:22:22,829 An impossible dream! And even if we could, I doubt if that deadbeat would listen. 352 00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:24,622 Then we have to bring him back. 353 00:22:24,722 --> 00:22:28,912 I told you once, son-- That is impossible. It would destroy the machine. 354 00:22:29,011 --> 00:22:30,953 So it appears that, uh... 355 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,001 I will have to salvage what I can. 356 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:39,249 So that's how you honor your truces. 357 00:22:39,347 --> 00:22:42,217 There's no such thing as an honorable truce. 358 00:22:42,323 --> 00:22:45,739 - That's not fair! - Well, I doubt if anyone will be complaining... 359 00:22:45,843 --> 00:22:48,429 to the intergalactic Better Business Bureau. 360 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,614 Now, the whole thing is really quite painless. 361 00:22:53,716 --> 00:22:56,848 You will wait over there... 362 00:22:56,948 --> 00:22:59,283 until I find out exactly... 363 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,129 where you are in your time tape and then... 364 00:23:02,228 --> 00:23:05,392 snip, snip! 365 00:23:05,493 --> 00:23:09,071 Unfortunately, uh, when I do that, you will cease to exist. 366 00:23:09,173 --> 00:23:13,035 But your tape will be added to somebody else's life, so it won't be a complete loss. 367 00:23:13,140 --> 00:23:15,890 You're absolutely mad if you think you can get away with all that! 368 00:23:15,989 --> 00:23:18,323 Since I make the rules... 369 00:23:18,421 --> 00:23:20,843 I can get away with anything. 370 00:23:20,949 --> 00:23:22,859 We will take the boy first. 371 00:23:22,965 --> 00:23:25,005 His time tape is on the block... 372 00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:27,891 - racked up and ready! - Oh, yeah? 373 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,535 [ Chronos Whistles ] 374 00:23:31,637 --> 00:23:35,347 - Dad! - Perfidy! Deception! And infamy! 375 00:23:38,645 --> 00:23:40,533 Robot! 376 00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:08,943 No! Let him go! Take me, but let him go! 377 00:24:10,135 --> 00:24:12,524 There's an old saying in the time business: 378 00:24:12,631 --> 00:24:14,606 "Never settle for one when you can have two." 379 00:24:14,711 --> 00:24:17,232 So I have nothing to gain by further discussion, do I? 380 00:24:17,335 --> 00:24:19,343 Hmm? 381 00:24:19,447 --> 00:24:21,836 I'm sorry, my boy, but this is business. 382 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:24,245 And business is business. 383 00:24:29,656 --> 00:24:32,111 - Cut that tape and you miss everything. - Ha! 384 00:24:32,215 --> 00:24:35,085 All right. Give me a few precious seconds of your time. 385 00:24:35,191 --> 00:24:37,166 You could gain years by it. 386 00:24:37,272 --> 00:24:40,785 Now if Smith doesn't get back to the ship-- all right, we've lost. 387 00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:44,150 But if he does, we'll all have time to spare. 388 00:24:44,248 --> 00:24:46,582 Now if you let us try to get him back to that ship... 389 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,852 I'll make a deal with you. 390 00:24:48,952 --> 00:24:51,800 I'll sign a contract giving you three years of my life. 391 00:24:51,897 --> 00:24:54,996 [ Chronos ] Well! A most interesting proposition. 392 00:24:55,096 --> 00:24:57,201 How do you propose to do that? 393 00:24:57,305 --> 00:24:59,312 Will and I remain here as hostages. 394 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:02,548 Send the Robot. If anyone can get Smith, he can. 395 00:25:05,081 --> 00:25:08,049 Well, let me see. 396 00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:10,935 Two people. Four months apiece. 397 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:13,335 Duplicate the dividend. 398 00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:16,183 Hmm. Might be done. 399 00:25:17,722 --> 00:25:19,697 Might be done. 400 00:25:19,801 --> 00:25:21,689 But it will cost you... 401 00:25:21,785 --> 00:25:24,175 fifteen years! 402 00:25:24,282 --> 00:25:25,591 - Three and a half! - Ten. 403 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,835 - Four. - Seven. 404 00:25:26,938 --> 00:25:28,661 - Five and done! - Done. 405 00:25:32,570 --> 00:25:34,458 Sign. 406 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,497 [ Whistles ] 407 00:25:53,723 --> 00:25:55,545 - Are you all right? - I'm fine, Dad. 408 00:25:55,643 --> 00:25:58,393 But you shouldn't have done that. Five years! 409 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,077 Well, all our lives depend upon getting Smith back to the ship. 410 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,547 Your mother and your sisters as well as our own. 411 00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:07,222 Egadzooks! Twenty-one jewels. 412 00:26:07,323 --> 00:26:09,811 Ah, there we are! 413 00:26:11,387 --> 00:26:13,754 Hold the referee! That was a low blow. 414 00:26:13,852 --> 00:26:16,754 I demand a recount! I was robbed. 415 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,682 Oh-ho-ho-ho. You're in fine shape. 416 00:26:18,780 --> 00:26:21,747 Your escapement was a little off-balance, but you're in quite good shape. 417 00:26:21,852 --> 00:26:26,129 Yes, quite good shape indeed. How about you-- 21 jewels! 418 00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:28,603 - Oh, he'll make the trip quite handily. Mm-hmm. - What trip? 419 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,384 - Where am I going? - You're going back to Earth, Robot. 420 00:26:31,485 --> 00:26:34,234 You've got to get Dr. Smith on the ship before liftoff. 421 00:26:34,332 --> 00:26:38,424 Well, it will only take a moment to make the necessary settings. 422 00:26:38,524 --> 00:26:40,761 All right. Now when were you put aboard the Jupiter 2? 423 00:26:40,861 --> 00:26:42,519 About 30 minutes before blastoff. 424 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:46,199 [ John ] And prior to that, you were in the ready room. 425 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:49,171 - Yes, I was kept in the ready room. - Good. 426 00:26:49,277 --> 00:26:52,311 I was there. [ Sobbing ] 427 00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:55,927 Excuse me, Will Robinson. 428 00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:58,844 May I borrow your handkerchief? 429 00:26:58,941 --> 00:27:03,316 You shouldn't cry, Robot. You'll rust your transistors. 430 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,269 - [ Sobbing ] - Are you afraid to go? 431 00:27:06,365 --> 00:27:08,732 - Is that why you're crying? - No, Will Robinson. 432 00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:12,475 But once I leave here, we will be separated in time. 433 00:27:12,574 --> 00:27:14,614 I will never see you again. 434 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:18,231 - Dad, is that right? - It may or may not be true, Son. I don't know. 435 00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:21,149 Well, then he can't go! We'll find another solution. 436 00:27:21,246 --> 00:27:23,668 Everything's ready. All aboard. 437 00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:31,481 It is okay, Will Robinson. I will go. 438 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:39,284 Here, Will, and thank you. 439 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,301 Just remember one thing, Will Robinson: 440 00:27:41,407 --> 00:27:43,546 New friends may be silver... 441 00:27:43,648 --> 00:27:46,877 but your old friend was titanium stainless steel alloy... 442 00:27:46,976 --> 00:27:49,277 with genuine chrome plate. 443 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:53,401 - Good-bye, Professor Robinson. - We won't forget you, Robot. 444 00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:57,399 - And remember, you only have an hour to get him aboard. - I will do my best. 445 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:00,831 Farewell. 446 00:28:01,824 --> 00:28:03,711 Come, come, come, come! 447 00:28:13,472 --> 00:28:16,123 [ Cuckooing ] 448 00:28:16,225 --> 00:28:19,672 And another satisfied customer hits the space! 449 00:28:19,777 --> 00:28:21,664 [ Will ] Can we watch on your view screen? 450 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,095 You bet your sweet life span you can. 451 00:28:24,193 --> 00:28:28,535 Why, I wouldn't miss this for all the time tapes in China. 452 00:28:34,178 --> 00:28:36,065 Roll tape. 453 00:28:40,578 --> 00:28:42,683 Go after Dr. Smith, Robot. 454 00:28:46,146 --> 00:28:49,343 Apparently, the trip erased his tapes. He's as he was in the beginning. 455 00:28:49,441 --> 00:28:52,758 Well, I said I would send him there. I didn't guarantee safe delivery. 456 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:55,288 Well, here's another fine mess you've got me into. 457 00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:58,842 - You've got to send me. It's our only chance. - Impossible. 458 00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,768 It would take too much power. 459 00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:04,444 Besides, you could only stay on Earth one minute before the power flux bounced you back. 460 00:29:04,547 --> 00:29:07,995 Well, then, send me. I'm small, and I wouldn't take much power. 461 00:29:08,098 --> 00:29:10,554 I could fix the Robot and come right back. 462 00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:14,008 Please, Dad? the Robot would listen to me. I know he would. 463 00:29:14,115 --> 00:29:16,635 - All right. Send him. - It'll be very expensive. 464 00:29:16,739 --> 00:29:19,935 Packaging, promotion, propulsion-- oh-ho! It'll cost you another year! 465 00:29:20,035 --> 00:29:23,166 I'm not going to quibble with you. You're wasting time! 466 00:29:23,267 --> 00:29:25,307 Very well. Into the transporter with you. 467 00:29:25,412 --> 00:29:27,354 All aboard! 468 00:29:37,251 --> 00:29:40,350 Now, you'll have exactly 30 electro-counters down there on Earth. 469 00:29:40,452 --> 00:29:42,274 I've set it for you. Here. 470 00:29:42,372 --> 00:29:46,431 - Thirty electro-counters. That's, uh-- - That's two minutes. 471 00:29:46,532 --> 00:29:48,355 Two minutes. Yes, sir. 472 00:29:48,452 --> 00:29:50,275 - Are you all ready? - Yes, sir. 473 00:29:50,373 --> 00:29:52,740 Stand by for Operation Bounce Back. 474 00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:02,398 Robot! Are you all right? 475 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,323 Speak to me! 476 00:30:04,421 --> 00:30:06,526 All circuits functioning. 477 00:30:06,629 --> 00:30:09,826 Sensor panel, report as follows-- 478 00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:11,900 Robot, I don't want a sensor report. 479 00:30:12,005 --> 00:30:13,914 Don't you remember me? I'm Will! 480 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:17,153 - Will Robinson! - That does not compute. 481 00:30:17,254 --> 00:30:19,588 Don't you remember why you came here? 482 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,757 You came to talk to Dr. Smith! 483 00:30:23,110 --> 00:30:24,932 Dr. Smith-- 484 00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:29,056 It's not your fault. You did the best you could. 485 00:30:29,158 --> 00:30:31,329 He probably wouldn't have listened anyway. 486 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:35,292 Robot, we won't be seeing each other again. 487 00:30:35,397 --> 00:30:38,529 And, uh, you probably won't understand this... 488 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:40,638 because you're not programmed for emotion yet... 489 00:30:40,742 --> 00:30:43,012 but I love you, Robot. 490 00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:45,827 - I want you to know that. - Love? 491 00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:48,414 - Will Robinson? - Do you understand? 492 00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:51,366 Can you remember me now? 493 00:30:51,463 --> 00:30:55,173 It does not compute. 494 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:57,343 [ Ringing ] 495 00:30:57,447 --> 00:30:59,552 If I had more time, I could make you remember. 496 00:30:59,654 --> 00:31:02,916 But I don't! I have to go now! 497 00:31:03,015 --> 00:31:05,022 Good-bye, old friend. 498 00:31:06,855 --> 00:31:09,889 All sensor circuits, green and go. 499 00:31:09,991 --> 00:31:12,326 Ready for utilization. 500 00:31:18,184 --> 00:31:20,802 Please excuse me. 501 00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:24,256 I beg your pardon. 502 00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:51,457 [ Man Over P.A. ] Astronauts in the following order... 503 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:54,408 will enter freezing tubes and prepare for launch. 504 00:31:54,505 --> 00:31:59,327 Will Robinson, Penny Robinson, enter tubes. 505 00:32:00,905 --> 00:32:03,044 They never wanted me along anyway. 506 00:32:03,145 --> 00:32:05,699 They were always threatening to leave me somewhere. 507 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:08,933 - They'll be much happier this way. - Dr. Smith. 508 00:32:09,033 --> 00:32:11,172 Never do that again, you bubbleheaded booby! 509 00:32:11,274 --> 00:32:13,892 You frightened me out of ten years' growth! 510 00:32:14,954 --> 00:32:17,888 Forgive the outburst, dear friend. 511 00:32:17,994 --> 00:32:21,889 I can see that your faulty connections have finally begun to make some sense. 512 00:32:21,994 --> 00:32:24,133 You've come back to stay with me. 513 00:32:24,235 --> 00:32:26,722 You called me a bubbleheaded booby. 514 00:32:26,826 --> 00:32:28,931 I am beginning to remember. 515 00:32:29,035 --> 00:32:31,369 Pull yourself together, ninny. You'll miss all the excitement. 516 00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:34,565 They're getting ready to blast off very soon. 517 00:32:34,667 --> 00:32:37,569 [ Man ] Zero minus 50 minutes and counting. 518 00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:42,214 We shall spend a superlative life together here, you and I, I promise you. 519 00:32:42,315 --> 00:32:44,552 I shall program you beautifully... 520 00:32:44,651 --> 00:32:47,368 and you will find suitable and lucrative employment... 521 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:49,409 to maintain us both in the proper style. 522 00:32:49,515 --> 00:32:51,555 Program-- 523 00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:55,009 Program! It all comes back to me now. 524 00:32:55,115 --> 00:32:58,246 I am not here to look for a job. I came to take you aboard the ship. 525 00:32:58,347 --> 00:33:00,868 - This is imperative! - Imperative, indeed! 526 00:33:00,971 --> 00:33:02,946 Wild horses couldn't drag me aboard that ship! 527 00:33:03,051 --> 00:33:04,874 It is impossible to reason with you. 528 00:33:04,971 --> 00:33:06,794 Therefore, I must take you aboard by force! 529 00:33:06,892 --> 00:33:09,477 Stay away from me, you addlepated armor-bearer! I'm not going! 530 00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:12,133 - I am sorry, but you must go! - No, I mustn't! 531 00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:14,506 There is no time for playing games! 532 00:33:14,604 --> 00:33:17,921 - I advise you to come peacefully. - You'll never take me alive! 533 00:33:18,028 --> 00:33:20,265 Your condition is unimportant. 534 00:33:20,365 --> 00:33:22,503 You must be on that ship at blastoff! 535 00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:25,572 Let me tell you-- my condition is my own business! 536 00:33:25,677 --> 00:33:28,579 - Come along! - [ Shouting ] 537 00:33:31,565 --> 00:33:34,467 - Atten-hut! - Oh! Colonel. 538 00:33:34,572 --> 00:33:36,962 Uh, Major. Uh, General! 539 00:33:37,069 --> 00:33:39,687 Smith, you will consider yourself under arrest. 540 00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:42,342 There have been reports regarding your threats against this mission. 541 00:33:42,446 --> 00:33:44,584 - Do you have anything to say for yourself? - I confess. 542 00:33:44,685 --> 00:33:46,507 I confess everything. Arrest me. 543 00:33:46,605 --> 00:33:49,639 Put me into protective custody. Only, save me from him! 544 00:33:49,741 --> 00:33:52,709 What's that robot doing here? It's supposed to be in the ready room. 545 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,635 I don't know. Beats me, sir. 546 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,838 We just uncrated him and took him down there a half hour ago. 547 00:33:56,942 --> 00:34:00,587 He's run amok. He's persecuting me. You must protect me! 548 00:34:00,686 --> 00:34:04,647 Smith, this machine threatened you? 549 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:08,012 Yes, he did. Speak up, you treasonous tyrant. 550 00:34:08,111 --> 00:34:10,282 Tell him! Ha! 551 00:34:10,383 --> 00:34:12,870 He's trying to pretend the cat has his tongue. 552 00:34:12,974 --> 00:34:15,429 The silent treatment, is it? Well, I couldn't care less. 553 00:34:15,535 --> 00:34:17,477 I'm safe now. 554 00:34:17,582 --> 00:34:20,681 Sergeant, put Dr. Smith under arrest. 555 00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:23,019 Confine him to these quarters. 556 00:34:23,119 --> 00:34:25,224 Yes, sir. 557 00:34:25,327 --> 00:34:27,749 Corporal, put Dr. Smith under arrest. 558 00:34:27,855 --> 00:34:30,921 Confine him to these quarters. 559 00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:34,765 Thank you. Oh, thank you. 560 00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:37,384 Farewell, you rusty Rasputin. 561 00:34:37,487 --> 00:34:40,335 If I never see you again, it'll be much too soon. 562 00:34:40,431 --> 00:34:42,985 Sergeant, I accept confinement not only quietly... 563 00:34:43,087 --> 00:34:45,259 but gratefully as well. 564 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:49,102 Well, Dr. Smith, that's awfully nice of you. And I sure do appreciate it, sir. 565 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,721 Would you like some of my dessert? 566 00:34:51,824 --> 00:34:54,672 It's lovely. 567 00:34:54,768 --> 00:34:56,590 No, thank you, sir. 568 00:34:59,953 --> 00:35:02,735 You don't get any, ninny. 569 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,441 That's the way it happens sometimes. 570 00:35:06,544 --> 00:35:09,065 A man can stand just so much strain, and then... 571 00:35:09,168 --> 00:35:11,503 - [ Snaps Fingers ] - he cracks. 572 00:35:11,601 --> 00:35:13,488 Yes, sir. 573 00:35:15,985 --> 00:35:19,498 Get a winch up here and have that robot put aboard the Jupiter 2. 574 00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:21,903 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. 575 00:35:28,242 --> 00:35:31,111 This is Green Room 7. Get me Security 3. 576 00:35:31,218 --> 00:35:33,868 Security? This is Sergeant Roger. 577 00:35:33,969 --> 00:35:36,074 Code 58 in Green Room 7. 578 00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:40,685 Oh, and we got a robot to move. Would you send me up a winch? 579 00:35:40,786 --> 00:35:42,990 Not that kind of "wench"! 580 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:46,473 A G.I. winch. W-I-N-C-H. 581 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,945 Now get it up here on the double! 582 00:35:51,378 --> 00:35:55,273 Do something, Robot. You can't let us down now. Do something! 583 00:35:55,379 --> 00:35:58,543 Unfortunately, you gambled and lost. 584 00:35:58,642 --> 00:36:02,701 It is now time to... pay the piper! 585 00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:08,395 We have until the Jupiter 2 takes off. 586 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,354 That's our agreement. I'm holding you to it! 587 00:36:10,451 --> 00:36:14,673 Very well. You have until the Jupiter 2 blasts off. 588 00:36:14,771 --> 00:36:17,390 - But not another second longer. - You're our only chance, Robot. 589 00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:19,313 Don't let us down now. 590 00:36:20,883 --> 00:36:22,858 - Stay where you are! - Please stand back. 591 00:36:22,964 --> 00:36:26,280 I do not wish to hurt you. But there is something I must do. 592 00:36:30,004 --> 00:36:31,892 Boy, what a right hook! 593 00:36:31,988 --> 00:36:33,930 - Please excuse me. - Hush! 594 00:36:34,036 --> 00:36:36,338 You're making so much noise. 595 00:36:36,436 --> 00:36:39,752 [ Man ] Zero minus six minutes and counting. 596 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:41,999 Come with me, Dr. Smith. Hurry! 597 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,588 Begone. You're interrupting my television news program. 598 00:36:44,693 --> 00:36:46,515 Also my dessert. 599 00:36:46,613 --> 00:36:48,751 Well, unhand me, sir! 600 00:36:48,852 --> 00:36:51,602 If you think that physical violence will coerce me into going... 601 00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:53,708 you're making a great mistake. 602 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:57,042 I am only here to appeal to your better instincts, Dr. Smith... 603 00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,010 - if you have any. - Spare me the sarcasm. 604 00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:02,125 I'm following the better course of action. 605 00:37:02,229 --> 00:37:05,328 It was my added weight that caused the Jupiter 2 to go astray the first time. 606 00:37:05,429 --> 00:37:07,251 Don't you remember? 607 00:37:07,349 --> 00:37:11,440 Now they will be able to go to Alpha Centauri without any trouble at all. 608 00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:14,858 No. Unless you board the ship, the Jupiter 2 will be destroyed within four months! 609 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:18,927 - Stuff and nonsense. I don't believe it. - It is true. 610 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:21,069 Chronos projected the alternative. 611 00:37:21,174 --> 00:37:23,956 The ship will be destroyed by an uncharted asteroid. 612 00:37:24,054 --> 00:37:26,956 Be that as it may, there's nothing I can do to help them. 613 00:37:27,062 --> 00:37:31,732 Besides, I owe it to myself to stay here and start life over... 614 00:37:31,830 --> 00:37:34,286 and I'm inviting you to stay here with me. 615 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:37,292 I have found that my feelings are greater than my programming. 616 00:37:37,399 --> 00:37:40,879 - I must share the fate of my friends. - Wait! Wait! 617 00:37:42,807 --> 00:37:44,629 Please don't go. 618 00:37:44,727 --> 00:37:47,149 Stay here with me. Start a new life. 619 00:37:47,255 --> 00:37:50,157 - The price is too high. - I understand. 620 00:37:50,263 --> 00:37:54,453 I wish I could be as honorable as you. 621 00:37:54,551 --> 00:37:59,505 But I am a weak man, full of human frailty. 622 00:37:59,607 --> 00:38:02,607 I sometimes wish I could be different... 623 00:38:02,712 --> 00:38:04,599 but I cannot seem to manage it. 624 00:38:04,695 --> 00:38:07,924 - Forgive me, dear friend. - I forgive you. 625 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:11,472 [ Man ] Zero minus four minutes. All personnel clear the launch area. 626 00:38:11,575 --> 00:38:14,478 I must go. I may have trouble getting aboard as it is. 627 00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,472 Good-bye. 628 00:38:19,288 --> 00:38:21,176 Corporal of the guard! 629 00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:25,591 Please excuse me. 630 00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,241 Farewell, Dr. Smith. 631 00:38:31,288 --> 00:38:33,525 What has he done? 632 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:36,080 Striking a guard is a serious offense! 633 00:38:36,184 --> 00:38:39,665 Oh, good heavens! They'll think that I did it. 634 00:38:41,273 --> 00:38:44,622 [ Man ] Freezing tubes activated. Suspended animation complete. 635 00:38:44,729 --> 00:38:46,638 Penny. Judy. 636 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:49,112 My dear William! 637 00:38:50,874 --> 00:38:55,184 No! I can't do it! I can't! 638 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:59,567 Booby! Wait for me! Wait for me! 639 00:38:59,673 --> 00:39:03,732 Even if Smith makes it, I don't trust Chronos to keep his word. 640 00:39:03,834 --> 00:39:05,809 Now the minute the ship blasts off... 641 00:39:05,914 --> 00:39:07,769 you distract him, I'll disarm him. 642 00:39:07,866 --> 00:39:09,753 - Yes, sir. - Okay. 643 00:39:16,762 --> 00:39:21,072 Red alert. Code 58. Seal off security Sections 9 and 10. 644 00:39:21,179 --> 00:39:24,081 The prisoner's escaped. And stop that robot. 645 00:39:24,186 --> 00:39:28,921 He's very dangerous. Beware of his right hook. 646 00:39:29,019 --> 00:39:31,256 Red alert! Red alert! 647 00:39:33,179 --> 00:39:36,888 On your feet, Corporal! Red alert! 648 00:39:42,652 --> 00:39:45,848 [ Sergeant ] Smith! Smith! 649 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:47,835 Shh! 650 00:40:01,628 --> 00:40:03,450 [ Man ] Zero minus three minutes. 651 00:40:03,548 --> 00:40:05,784 All tracking stations report to control... 652 00:40:05,884 --> 00:40:09,300 and switch to "go" positions for liftoff. 653 00:40:09,404 --> 00:40:11,793 We'll never make it. They'll surely catch us. 654 00:40:11,901 --> 00:40:14,137 According to my computer, the odds are 50-50. 655 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:17,433 If the hatch is still open, we can run in before they intercept us. 656 00:40:17,533 --> 00:40:19,868 Correction. According to my internal tote board... 657 00:40:19,964 --> 00:40:23,128 the odds are now three-to-one... against. 658 00:40:23,229 --> 00:40:25,618 Spare me the aimless chatter, you bookmaking booby. 659 00:40:25,725 --> 00:40:28,987 We need a plan. 660 00:40:29,085 --> 00:40:31,900 And I think I have just found it. 661 00:40:36,414 --> 00:40:40,091 You'd better keep the other side of the launch pad covered. We gotta find 'em. 662 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:43,354 Maybe we'd better borrow the hound dogs from the county sheriff. 663 00:40:43,454 --> 00:40:45,942 - Take off, Corporal! - [ Clattering ] 664 00:40:46,046 --> 00:40:48,315 Who goes there? 665 00:40:50,014 --> 00:40:53,975 Clutter control unit to clean the pad after the launching. 666 00:40:57,951 --> 00:41:01,464 I'm sorry, Dr. Smith. It's no use. You'll have to come along with me. 667 00:41:01,566 --> 00:41:04,982 - How dare you detain me, Sergeant? - I'm sorry, sir, but it's orders. 668 00:41:05,086 --> 00:41:08,403 Oh, please. Let us go in. We must get aboard that ship. 669 00:41:08,511 --> 00:41:12,734 Oh, I can't do that. They'll... bust me right down-- 670 00:41:15,903 --> 00:41:19,416 - Sixty seconds and counting. - Well, don't stand there! Help me! 671 00:41:21,183 --> 00:41:23,453 Get him out of the way. Then follow me. 672 00:41:33,248 --> 00:41:35,965 [ Screaming ] My foot is caught! 673 00:41:36,064 --> 00:41:38,136 Help! Help! 674 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,800 Thirty seconds and counting. 675 00:41:39,904 --> 00:41:42,806 Do something, you doddering dunderhead! Let us in! 676 00:41:42,912 --> 00:41:45,400 - Let us in! - Nobody can hear you. 677 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,642 They are in a state of suspended animation. 678 00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,981 Do something! They're ready to blast off. 679 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,666 If we don't get inside, we'll be incinerated! 680 00:41:52,769 --> 00:41:57,177 I will be incinerated. You will just look silly, hanging by your toes in space. 681 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,892 - [ Man ] Zero minus fifteen seconds. - Do something! 682 00:42:00,993 --> 00:42:03,033 Push the emergency button! 683 00:42:03,137 --> 00:42:06,934 - It's too late! All is lost! - It is working. 684 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:09,180 Too late! Not fast enough! 685 00:42:09,281 --> 00:42:12,664 [ Man ] Ten, nine, eight... 686 00:42:12,769 --> 00:42:15,672 - seven, six, five... - Hurry, booby! Hurry! 687 00:42:15,777 --> 00:42:18,843 four, three... 688 00:42:18,946 --> 00:42:23,037 two, one, zero. 689 00:42:23,138 --> 00:42:25,178 Blastoff. 690 00:42:29,058 --> 00:42:33,532 Well, this time our little speculation paid off, huh? 691 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,318 But I'm afraid we'll have to renegotiate. 692 00:42:36,418 --> 00:42:38,557 In the light of the way things have gone... 693 00:42:38,659 --> 00:42:41,954 five years, uh, doesn't seem quite fair, does it, huh? 694 00:42:42,050 --> 00:42:44,832 You, uh-- You want more. Is that it? 695 00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:47,069 I'm pleased that you take it so calmly. 696 00:42:47,171 --> 00:42:51,426 Yes, we'll have to tear up the contract, and we'll start all over again. 697 00:42:51,523 --> 00:42:54,556 - Don't touch that! - Call him off! 698 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:59,198 - Tell him to throw his weapon down over there. - Like he said, over there. 699 00:43:04,195 --> 00:43:08,254 But now, sir, you're going to make restitution. 700 00:43:08,356 --> 00:43:12,250 - You're going to bring Smith and the Robot back. - That's impossible! 701 00:43:12,356 --> 00:43:15,106 You brought my son back when you thought it would profit you. 702 00:43:15,203 --> 00:43:18,270 Well, yes, but look at him. He's small and the trip was short. 703 00:43:18,372 --> 00:43:22,595 Why, the strain of bringing the two of them back would explode the machine! 704 00:43:22,692 --> 00:43:25,081 Y-You'd put me out of business. 705 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:28,604 You have no idea how that pains me. 706 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,912 - Get going! - I'm going! I'm going. 707 00:43:31,012 --> 00:43:32,899 I'm gone. 708 00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:41,604 I'm bankrupt. 709 00:43:43,525 --> 00:43:45,980 Robot, you're back! You made it back! 710 00:43:46,085 --> 00:43:48,419 I am very pleased to be here, Will Robinson. 711 00:43:48,517 --> 00:43:51,005 I do not enjoy time travel... 712 00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:55,616 - especially in economy class. - [ Explosions ] 713 00:43:58,086 --> 00:44:00,507 Well, the chain reaction has started. 714 00:44:00,614 --> 00:44:02,621 The machine is destroying itself. 715 00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:05,115 - Where's Smith? - How do I know? 716 00:44:05,221 --> 00:44:07,044 Well, you're going to bring him back. 717 00:44:07,141 --> 00:44:09,924 But first you're gonna send my son and the Robot back to safety. 718 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:12,989 How can you be sentimental at a time like this? 719 00:44:13,094 --> 00:44:15,778 - Send them! - [ Will ] I can do it, Dad. 720 00:44:25,126 --> 00:44:28,738 [ Thunder Crashing ] 721 00:44:32,263 --> 00:44:35,645 - We'll wait for the others at the Chariot, Robot. - No, Will Robinson. 722 00:44:35,751 --> 00:44:39,679 When Dr. Chronos's laboratory explodes, we will be safer in here. 723 00:44:39,783 --> 00:44:42,466 Over there. Come on! 724 00:44:42,567 --> 00:44:44,836 Oh, there's nothing we can do! 725 00:44:44,935 --> 00:44:47,870 - The machine no longer has enough power. - We've got to try! 726 00:44:47,975 --> 00:44:50,975 Once we locate Smith, we'll take it from there. 727 00:45:00,584 --> 00:45:02,406 I can't get it into focus. 728 00:45:02,504 --> 00:45:06,782 Well, you have to press the activator button. Here. Let me do it! 729 00:45:57,034 --> 00:45:59,455 Save me! Don't let them get me! 730 00:45:59,562 --> 00:46:02,758 I'll listen to your complaints later. Right now, we're getting out of here. 731 00:46:02,858 --> 00:46:04,713 We're going back to the cave. 732 00:46:04,811 --> 00:46:06,851 If you have any sense, you'll leave too. 733 00:46:06,954 --> 00:46:10,467 The intrepid Chronos runs from no disaster! 734 00:46:19,499 --> 00:46:22,249 This place is gonna blow any second! Take cover! Come on! 735 00:46:33,387 --> 00:46:36,071 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 736 00:46:36,172 --> 00:46:39,336 Well, since we are all back at this forsaken place... 737 00:46:39,435 --> 00:46:41,258 you miserable mechanism... 738 00:46:41,355 --> 00:46:43,243 I have a bone or two to pick with you! 739 00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:47,169 Your behavior in the examining room was abysmal and quite embarrassing to me. 740 00:46:47,276 --> 00:46:50,407 I see that I shall have to teach you proper manners. 741 00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:54,338 Impossible. To teach, an instructor should have more knowledge than the student. 742 00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:58,274 You dare to question my ability, you scurrilous scatterbrain? 743 00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:01,130 I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me. 744 00:47:01,229 --> 00:47:05,669 - You can lead a robot to water, but you cannot make him compute. - Indeed! 745 00:47:05,773 --> 00:47:09,188 Begone, booby, lest I take a stick to your bubble! 746 00:47:11,085 --> 00:47:14,380 Isn't it great to have things back to normal, Dad? 747 00:47:15,629 --> 00:47:19,655 It's a mixed blessing, Son. A real mixed blessing. 748 00:47:19,757 --> 00:47:21,644 Come on. 62160

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