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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday 2 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:57,625 ♪ The hills are alive 3 00:01:57,626 --> 00:02:01,796 ♪ With the sound of music 4 00:02:01,797 --> 00:02:04,516 ♪ With songs they have sung 5 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:09,720 ♪ For a thousand years 6 00:02:09,721 --> 00:02:12,895 ♪ The hills fill my heart 7 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:17,854 ♪ With the sound of music 8 00:02:17,855 --> 00:02:24,694 ♪ My heart wants to sing every song it hears 9 00:02:24,695 --> 00:02:31,284 ♪ My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds that rise 10 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,502 ♪ From the lake to the trees... ♪ 11 00:02:33,503 --> 00:02:35,791 - Oh, no. ♪ My heart wants to sigh... ♪ 12 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:38,508 - But I was winni... ♪ Like a chime that flies 13 00:02:38,584 --> 00:02:42,587 ♪ On a church on a breeze 14 00:02:42,588 --> 00:02:45,631 ♪ To laugh like a brook... ♪ Oh, no. 15 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:50,684 ♪ When it trips and falls over stones on its way 16 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:54,265 ♪ To sing through the night 17 00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:59,562 ♪ Like a lark who is learning to pray 18 00:02:59,563 --> 00:03:04,233 ♪ I go to the hills 19 00:03:04,234 --> 00:03:08,321 ♪ When my heart is lonely... ♪ 20 00:03:09,364 --> 00:03:11,207 Oh, my God! Mum's in the backyard! 21 00:03:11,208 --> 00:03:13,493 - We know! - Coral! 22 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:16,714 'Do you often feel that life is not worth living?' 23 00:03:16,788 --> 00:03:18,915 Yes. 24 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:23,586 At 13, I attempted suicide and jumped off the verandah. 25 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,215 And just then Dad drove up. 26 00:03:27,216 --> 00:03:30,093 He was knocked unconscious for five minutes. 27 00:03:30,094 --> 00:03:32,642 And this event is known as... 28 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,305 ...The Disgrace. 29 00:03:34,306 --> 00:03:39,685 ♪ And I'll sing 30 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:46,108 ♪ Once more. ♪ 31 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:47,529 'Get your test results.' 32 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:48,950 - Coral! - I'm bipolar?! 33 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,907 Coral, Mum's gone off again. 34 00:03:52,908 --> 00:03:55,329 - What? Gone off where? - Off her head! 35 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,580 ♪ How do you solve a problem like Maria? ♪ 36 00:03:57,663 --> 00:03:59,254 The embarrassment is total! 37 00:03:59,255 --> 00:04:01,171 You're the oldest, Coral! Do something! 38 00:04:01,172 --> 00:04:06,212 I can't do anything. I'm mad too. I'm bipolar. Maybe even schizophrenic. 39 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,804 Quick, Google 'schizophrenic'. 40 00:04:07,805 --> 00:04:10,094 I have mood swings, high-to-moderate depression 41 00:04:10,095 --> 00:04:12,343 and I think people are plotting against me! 42 00:04:12,344 --> 00:04:14,561 Look, the only thing wrong with you, Coral, 43 00:04:14,562 --> 00:04:17,058 is you can't stand if someone's more mental than you. 44 00:04:17,059 --> 00:04:19,850 Girls, we are having dinner at the table 45 00:04:19,851 --> 00:04:22,070 as if we were a normal family. 46 00:04:24,815 --> 00:04:27,400 Well, Mum's way more mental than you! 47 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,403 - We're more mental than you. - I'm a sociopath, Leanne's autistic. 48 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:32,655 Other people eat dinner together, so why not us? 49 00:04:32,656 --> 00:04:35,282 - We looked it up. - And they talk to each other. 50 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:37,284 They tell each other about their days... 51 00:04:37,285 --> 00:04:40,415 - Even Michelle's more mental than you. - She hears voices. 52 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:42,582 She told us! In her head! 53 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:44,961 And she thinks she's being followed. 54 00:04:44,962 --> 00:04:46,002 By aliens! 55 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,547 Top that, Coral. 56 00:04:49,548 --> 00:04:53,968 When your father gets home, Jane... can say grace. 57 00:04:53,969 --> 00:04:55,886 Dad's not coming. 58 00:04:55,887 --> 00:04:58,766 He hasn't had dinner with us since The Disgrace. 59 00:04:58,767 --> 00:04:59,974 Coral! 60 00:04:59,975 --> 00:05:01,767 Dad hates us, Mum. 61 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,189 That's because we're not a real family. 62 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,903 But when we start acting like one - 63 00:05:05,904 --> 00:05:08,694 telling each other about our days and singing and dancing - 64 00:05:08,695 --> 00:05:10,694 then he will want to be with us. 65 00:05:10,695 --> 00:05:13,404 Singing and dancing? Who does that? 66 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:19,619 The Von Trapps. 67 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,418 Oh, no. 68 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,707 ♪ ..weiss 69 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:30,296 ♪ Bless my homeland forever... ♪ 70 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:34,216 I always wanted to be a Von Trapp - sing Edelweiss, 71 00:05:34,217 --> 00:05:36,636 wear little matching outfits. 72 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,846 ♪ Edelweiss... ♪ 73 00:05:38,847 --> 00:05:41,140 Be a credit to Austria. 74 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,684 - ♪ Edelweiss - ♪ Edelweiss... ♪ 75 00:05:43,685 --> 00:05:45,983 Somehow I got things wrong. 76 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:50,441 I... ruined... everything. 77 00:05:50,442 --> 00:05:53,444 ♪ Small and white... ♪ 78 00:05:53,445 --> 00:05:56,947 I've let you girls run wild. Everyone says. 79 00:05:56,948 --> 00:06:01,285 We're an embarrassment to your father. 80 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:03,505 Don't you see the way people stare at us? 81 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:08,628 They're... they're staring at you, Mum. 82 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:17,101 Well, soon, they'll be staring in envy. 83 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,939 At our togetherness. 84 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,601 At our normality. 85 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,521 Michelle. 86 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:31,492 Michelle. 87 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:35,027 Michelle. 88 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,451 ♪ High on the hill was a lonely goatherd 89 00:06:42,452 --> 00:06:44,748 ♪ Lay-ee odle-lay-ee odle-lay-hee-hoo... ♪ 90 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,917 ♪ Loud was the voice ♪ 91 00:06:46,918 --> 00:06:49,541 ♪ Of the lonely goatherd Lay-ee odle-lay-ee odle-loo 92 00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:51,885 ♪ High on the hill was a lonely goatherd 93 00:06:51,886 --> 00:06:55,303 ♪ Lay-ee odle-lay-ee odle-lay-hee-hoo Loud was the voice... ♪ 94 00:06:55,304 --> 00:06:57,133 Oh. Oh. Oh! 95 00:06:57,134 --> 00:06:59,385 Oh! Oh, dear. Ohh. 96 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,303 Oh! Argh! 97 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:12,898 Oh... Oh. 98 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,734 Hi, Nancy. 99 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,703 Oh. Oh, dear. 100 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,740 Oh. Oh, no! 101 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,491 Oh, not again. 102 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,456 'Course I... I said to myself, 103 00:07:26,457 --> 00:07:28,421 'Don't run over the bins, Shirley. 104 00:07:28,422 --> 00:07:31,419 Whatever you do, don't run over those bins.' 105 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:33,544 And, of course, what do I do? 106 00:07:33,545 --> 00:07:35,755 I run over the bins. 107 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,975 At least I didn't run over your bins, Nancy. 108 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:52,781 People in this neighbourhood spend a lot of time and effort 109 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:55,316 in keeping their homes presentable. 110 00:07:55,317 --> 00:07:59,322 I scrub my drive with a toothbrush. But what's the point... 111 00:07:59,323 --> 00:08:01,489 What is the point? 112 00:08:01,490 --> 00:08:05,791 ...when all I can think about is garbage because of you and your bins? 113 00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:07,703 You're a disgrace. 114 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:10,173 An absolute disgrace. 115 00:08:17,088 --> 00:08:20,591 Nancy... sorry. 116 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,940 'While most schizophrenics hear voices...' 117 00:08:30,941 --> 00:08:33,854 I don't hear voices. 118 00:08:33,855 --> 00:08:36,857 '..some may briefly stabilise at a pre-psychotic level, 119 00:08:36,858 --> 00:08:40,032 presenting without delusions and hallucinations.' 120 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:41,695 I'm pre-psychotic. 121 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:47,371 Hey, Trout. I'm pre-psyohotic. 122 00:08:47,372 --> 00:08:49,540 You're a fuckin' freak. 123 00:08:49,541 --> 00:08:51,540 You're in charge of the shark show. 124 00:08:51,541 --> 00:08:54,208 OK. Great. Cool. 125 00:08:54,209 --> 00:08:56,585 What? What shark show? 126 00:08:56,586 --> 00:08:58,133 The new one in the basement. 127 00:09:00,298 --> 00:09:02,675 Trevor Blundell's Jaws Of Terror. 128 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:05,219 Woo! 129 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:13,065 Um, Trevor Blundell's Terrible Jaws. 130 00:09:14,104 --> 00:09:16,653 That's 'Trevor Blundell's Jaws Of Terror'. 131 00:09:16,654 --> 00:09:18,649 Who cares? 132 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:20,860 This is Trevor Blundell. 133 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,956 Oh, sorry, Mr Blundell. It's Coral Moochmore here. 134 00:09:23,957 --> 00:09:25,574 Your new assistant. 135 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,869 Are you gonna fire me? 136 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:33,998 I wouldn't mind. I hate sharks. 137 00:09:33,999 --> 00:09:36,625 You should hate sharks, Coral. 138 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:39,425 They're vicious, murdering thugs. 139 00:09:41,423 --> 00:09:44,097 Did that big one really eat a prime minister 140 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:46,302 or did you just make that up? 141 00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:49,763 Grab a torch and go to the great white, Coral. 142 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:52,768 I was only eight years old when it attacked me boat. 143 00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:55,395 It was me or him. 144 00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:58,444 Go to the jaws. 145 00:10:00,317 --> 00:10:03,787 It takes a great white three days to digest a meal, Coral. 146 00:10:04,988 --> 00:10:08,866 I killed him on 24th June 1968. 147 00:10:08,867 --> 00:10:12,411 Harold Holt disappeared 23rd June. 148 00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,163 What's that mean? 149 00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,633 It means any prime minister it ate for breakfast 150 00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:19,293 was still in its stomach when it died. 151 00:10:19,294 --> 00:10:21,592 Now shine the light down its gullet. 152 00:10:21,593 --> 00:10:23,172 I don't want to. 153 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:25,426 But you don't believe there's anything there. 154 00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:27,718 Do it, Coral. Look inside. 155 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:28,969 No. 156 00:10:28,970 --> 00:10:31,223 Is that fear I hear in your voice? 157 00:10:33,224 --> 00:10:34,767 Yeah. 158 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,193 Then tell me you believe this is the shark that ate Harold Holt. 159 00:10:41,524 --> 00:10:44,944 This is the shark that ate Harold Holt. 160 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,570 Good. 161 00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:50,166 Now, you tell everyone else who comes in the same thing. 162 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:52,911 - Make 'em believe it too. 163 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:08,884 It's a... it's a mask. It's a mask. 164 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:12,805 ♪ Ooh, ooh Shoobie-doobie-doo 165 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,765 ♪ Shoo-doobie-doo 166 00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:17,019 ♪ Hey, girls, are you livin'... ♪ 167 00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:18,898 G'day, Mrs Moochmore. How are ya? 168 00:11:18,899 --> 00:11:20,987 Oh, I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 169 00:11:20,988 --> 00:11:24,861 Bet you want a big jam and cream doughnut this mornin', don't ya? 170 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,402 Oh. Well, no. 171 00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,574 Of course ya do. And an iced coffee to go with it. 172 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,915 - An iced coffee. - Just an iced coffee. 173 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:35,160 - No doughnut? - No, not this morning. 174 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:39,541 Kay, Mrs Moochmore reckons she doesn't want a jam and cream doughnut. 175 00:11:39,624 --> 00:11:41,500 What are you talkin' about? 176 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,799 You always have a jam and cream doughnut, Mrs Moo. 177 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,638 - She's pullin' your leg, Manda. - No, I'm not. 178 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:50,135 Oh, we'll give you two. She's dying for one. 179 00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,887 No, really. I... 180 00:11:53,638 --> 00:11:55,806 $5.50, Mrs Moochmore. 181 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:58,017 But I... I don't want it. 182 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:02,273 What are you talking about? Gone to all this trouble. 183 00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,819 Enjoying that, Mrs Moochmore? 184 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:09,028 Oh, yes, thank you. 185 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,196 You want another one? 186 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,324 Oh... no, thank you. 187 00:12:14,325 --> 00:12:16,076 Moo. 188 00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:17,670 - What? - Shirley. 189 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,122 - Mm? Oh! - What are you doing? 190 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:24,592 You promised me no more fattening foods. Don't you care about your health? 191 00:12:24,593 --> 00:12:26,712 - I do. I do. 192 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,089 Well, if you don't care, how do you expect me to care? 193 00:12:29,090 --> 00:12:31,559 Oh, I do care. And I care that you care. 194 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:35,095 I brought the girls. They've just been glazed. 195 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,847 Oh. 196 00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:42,394 Elizabeth the 1st. 197 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,271 For the competition. 198 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:47,441 I'm doing Elizabeth the 1st. 199 00:12:47,442 --> 00:12:50,571 Now, feel Miriam's hair. 200 00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:53,781 Go on. 201 00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,699 Nylon. 202 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,247 Now feel Yvette's. 203 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,454 Feel the difference? 204 00:13:00,455 --> 00:13:01,997 Human. 205 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:05,667 I want to do Elizabeth the 1st with human hair. 206 00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:08,262 Red human hair. 207 00:13:09,506 --> 00:13:13,886 Do you think, um, Jane would like to visit me this afternoon? 208 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:17,932 Jane? Oh, I'm sure she would. 209 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,391 I'll pick her up after school, then. 210 00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,609 You know, I think I will have cream. 211 00:13:23,610 --> 00:13:26,106 I don't think Barry loves me anymore. 212 00:13:26,107 --> 00:13:28,899 What? Well, did Barry say that? 213 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:32,528 Well, then, how do you know? 214 00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:34,782 He never looks at me. 215 00:13:35,824 --> 00:13:37,826 He never says anything to me. 216 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,331 He hasn't come home for two weeks. 217 00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:43,295 Barry's got a lot on his mind these days, 218 00:13:43,296 --> 00:13:45,085 what with the election coming up. 219 00:13:45,086 --> 00:13:47,962 I don't blame him for not loving me anymore. 220 00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:52,301 - I know I've let myself go. - Oh, no, stop that. 221 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:55,266 - I let the girls run wild. - Well, I've always said that. 222 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,558 I remind people of garbage. 223 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,680 - Who does? - I do! 224 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:02,307 My bins do. 225 00:14:03,768 --> 00:14:07,441 Well, use that perfume I gave you for Christmas - that L'Air du Temps. 226 00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,111 No, enough of that. 227 00:14:09,112 --> 00:14:12,234 Uh... have another doughnut. 228 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,827 You said I shouldn't eat any more doughnuts. 229 00:14:14,828 --> 00:14:17,665 Well, if it cheers you up, you can have a dozen doughnuts. 230 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,908 She'll have another doughnut. 231 00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,451 Jam and cream? 232 00:14:21,452 --> 00:14:23,495 Uh, yes, why not? 233 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,247 My treat. 234 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:30,169 - Can't this wait till later? - No! 235 00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:35,841 No. Well... I'm sure everything's fine. 236 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,011 It's not fine! 237 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,638 I feel like I don't exist! 238 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,981 - Of course you exist. Everyone exists. - I don't! 239 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:46,726 I sit here and I eat doughnuts I don't want! 240 00:14:46,727 --> 00:14:49,570 Now get a grip on yourself! Stop this spectacle. Hmm? 241 00:14:49,571 --> 00:14:52,315 Why don't you go shopping? That always cheers me up. 242 00:14:52,316 --> 00:14:55,787 You just go shopping and you keep shopping until you cheer up. 243 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,533 Michelle. 244 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,244 Give us the mechanical man. 245 00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:06,166 I don't have the mechanical man! 246 00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,962 Give us the mechanical man. 247 00:15:07,963 --> 00:15:09,750 Argh! 248 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:12,753 Michelle, do you want a couch'? A couch. 249 00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,796 It's a lovely white couch. 250 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,924 Oh, she doesn't want it. 251 00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:19,927 Why didn't you tell me your father had won Wheel Of Fortune? 252 00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:22,932 Darling, don't lie in here with the lights off. It's not normal. 253 00:15:34,442 --> 00:15:37,992 Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor Moochmore's office. Tisha speakin'. 254 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:45,621 Kylie, I've already warned youse twice. One more time... 255 00:15:45,622 --> 00:15:50,751 - Barry! I mean... Mayor Moochmore. 256 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:55,337 There's an emergency. At home. 257 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:58,433 It's an Excelsior! Oh! 258 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:04,054 It's the vacuum cleaner I've always w... And it's purple! Oh! 259 00:16:04,055 --> 00:16:06,602 Oh, my goodness! Another washing machine! 260 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:08,818 Oh! Put it right there with the others. Thank you. 261 00:16:08,819 --> 00:16:10,352 - Mum... - Yes. 262 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,854 - I'm scared. - Oh, don't be silly, darling. 263 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:16,528 Does anyone on TV look scared when their fathers win the Wheel Of Fortune? 264 00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:20,199 Of course not. They're happy someone invented game shows. 265 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:24,702 And when your dad gets home, we are gonna celebrate with dinner... 266 00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,702 ...on our new table! 267 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:28,829 Oh! Look! There's Nancy Boyle! 268 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:33,458 Nancy, hello! Hello! Look at all the furniture! 269 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,587 It's alright. You don't have to be afraid of it. 270 00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:38,338 It's not rubbish. It's all new. 271 00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:39,884 Fabulously new from my husband. 272 00:16:39,885 --> 00:16:42,383 He calls you 'Noxious Nance' behind your back, he does. 273 00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:44,181 He says you're a nasty, gossiping bitch. 274 00:16:44,182 --> 00:16:47,398 But I think that's unfair, because you've done a lot for this community - 275 00:16:47,399 --> 00:16:52,060 or at least act like you have - so I want you to have this lamp. 276 00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:55,315 Is you oldest daughter really a lesbian or is that just malicious gossip? 277 00:16:55,316 --> 00:16:58,942 Oh! He's here! We've done it! 278 00:16:58,943 --> 00:17:01,945 He's home! Your father's home! 279 00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:03,491 Quickly, start singing! 280 00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:05,740 ♪ High on the hill lived a lonely goatherd 281 00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:07,663 ♪ Lay-dee odle-lay-dee odle-lay-hee-hoo 282 00:17:07,664 --> 00:17:09,786 ♪ Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd... ♪ 283 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:12,085 - Mum, stop. ♪ Lay-dee odle-lay-dee odle-loo... ♪ 284 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,835 Auntie Doris stole my hair! 285 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,804 ♪ Odle-lay-dee odle-lay-dee odle-lay. ♪ 286 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,299 - Oh! 287 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,718 What the fuck is going on?! 288 00:17:31,476 --> 00:17:33,518 Jane! Get away from that! 289 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,066 It's goin' back to the shops. 290 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,906 I'm Kayleen. 291 00:17:40,818 --> 00:17:43,412 Make sure you leave the kettle on the whole time... 292 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:44,951 Bastard. 293 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:56,213 Sit at the table, Dad. We're getting you breakfast. 294 00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,969 Fresh and premium cold beer, Dad. 295 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:09,855 Excuse me. 296 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:29,032 Your mum is on holiday in Wollongong, 297 00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,832 and she's having a wonderful time. 298 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:35,248 If anybody asks, that's the story. You got it? 299 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,217 Dad, we were thinking, 300 00:18:47,218 --> 00:18:48,885 while Mum's away, 301 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:51,596 maybe we should be seeing somebody. 302 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,349 You know, like a psychiatrist. 303 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:56,893 - What? - Someone to talk to about our problems. 304 00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,896 - What? - So we don't end up in Wollongong. 305 00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:02,649 - What? - Dad, I'm autistic. 306 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:05,197 Dad, I'm a sociopath. I don't feel anything. 307 00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:07,322 - I'm pre-psychotic. - Michelle hears voices. 308 00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:09,948 - What? - Tell Dad you hear voices. 309 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,491 I hear voices. 310 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,417 Auntie Doris stole my hair! 311 00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:21,965 Enough! 312 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:28,053 There are no psychiatrists in Dolphin Heads anywhere but the loony bin. 313 00:19:28,054 --> 00:19:32,724 And the only person in this family going to the loony bin is your mother! 314 00:19:32,725 --> 00:19:35,473 This wouldn't be happening to me if I had a family of boys. 315 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,020 Boys have breakdowns, Dad. 316 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:40,566 Not Australian boys - they're too busy playing football. 317 00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,108 Now, I've got an election to run, 318 00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:45,278 and I don't care if you five lumps eat me out of house and home 319 00:19:45,279 --> 00:19:47,153 and spend every cent I make - 320 00:19:47,154 --> 00:19:50,280 no-one is going mental. 321 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:53,200 Not before I do. 322 00:19:53,201 --> 00:19:55,827 I'm goin' mental! I live in a barn, Jack. 323 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,750 There's pizza boxes piled everywhere 'cause none of 'em can cook. 324 00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:01,044 They can't do the dishes, they don't make the beds. 325 00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:03,839 - It's a nightmare! - Get Shirley back from her holiday. 326 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,883 - She can't come back. - Why not? It's been over a week. 327 00:20:06,884 --> 00:20:09,507 Barry, you gotta level with me. Has she left ya? 328 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:14,263 'Cause if she has, get her back' Mate, we go to the polls in eight weeks. 329 00:20:14,264 --> 00:20:16,559 She's on all of the leaflets with you and the girls. 330 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,527 She hasn't left me. She's in Wollongong, and she likes it. 331 00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:21,692 I wish I was there meself. 332 00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:27,451 Nah. 333 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,624 Nah. 334 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:37,211 Turn around and have another look. 335 00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,542 Looks normal. Got a dog. 336 00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:45,710 Nah. I can't. 337 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:48,672 Hitchhiker... Nah. 338 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,758 Barry Moochmore. 339 00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:54,603 Dad, I know you don't believe anything I say, 340 00:20:54,604 --> 00:20:56,137 but I'm a sociopath. 341 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,482 - I don't have any feelings. - Which one is this? 342 00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:02,022 It's Kayleen! Why don't you ever remember my name?! 343 00:21:02,023 --> 00:21:04,613 Look, don't worry about it. I'm gonna fix everything. 344 00:21:18,452 --> 00:21:20,293 The embarrassment is total. 345 00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:23,256 I have to get some hats. People are gawking at me. 346 00:21:23,257 --> 00:21:25,249 What does your dad think? 347 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,175 Dad thinks 12-year-olds don't know anything, but they do. 348 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,633 Jane? 349 00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,386 Don't make any sudden moves. 350 00:21:36,971 --> 00:21:38,814 Ripper! Come 'ere! 351 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:44,352 I didn't train him to kill. 352 00:21:44,353 --> 00:21:46,229 He does it out of love. 353 00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,773 'Course he only kills for me. 354 00:21:48,774 --> 00:21:52,527 If someone attacked you, he'd watch. 355 00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:56,781 Is... is my dad here? 356 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,375 In the back room. 357 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,875 Wouldn't have paid for that haircut if I was you. 358 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:05,874 Brother! It's Barry. 359 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,376 Dad, who's that woman? 360 00:22:08,377 --> 00:22:13,173 Oh, I forget her name, but you are to do everything she tells ya. 361 00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,890 Nah, nah, everything's jake. 362 00:22:14,891 --> 00:22:17,260 I took your advice and got meself a babysitter. 363 00:22:17,261 --> 00:22:19,263 Yeah, hired her on the way home. 364 00:22:19,264 --> 00:22:21,139 She can live in, too. 365 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,434 Ah. Oi. She's staying in your room. 366 00:22:24,435 --> 00:22:27,029 - Where will I sleep? - You share with Jane. 367 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,688 I am Jane. 368 00:22:28,689 --> 00:22:30,610 I don't care about that anymore. 369 00:22:30,611 --> 00:22:32,700 Tell your problems to what's-her-name. 370 00:22:32,701 --> 00:22:36,448 Feel like a beer, mate? Great! I'll see you in ten minutes. 371 00:22:36,449 --> 00:22:40,575 I don't have the mechanical man! 372 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,123 Fair enough. 373 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,793 That's Michelle. She's mental. 374 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:51,387 We all are. 375 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,466 I'll be the judge of that. 376 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:03,973 What are you doing? 377 00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:06,068 - Coral! - She's making us clean! 378 00:23:06,069 --> 00:23:07,602 - Who is? - Shaz! 379 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:09,148 - Her dog's crazy. - Whose dog? 380 00:23:09,149 --> 00:23:11,442 Shaz's dog. It's gonna kill us if we stop cleaning. 381 00:23:11,443 --> 00:23:13,281 You're the oldest, Coral. Get rid of her. 382 00:23:13,282 --> 00:23:17,655 She's in there. She's got a knife. I saw it sticking out of her boot. 383 00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:31,545 Gawww! Not bad. 384 00:23:34,630 --> 00:23:36,223 Who are you? 385 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:40,927 - Coral. - Oh, like the sea. 386 00:23:40,928 --> 00:23:43,638 The Coral Sea. 387 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:46,808 I'm Shaz. Just... Shaz. 388 00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:49,858 'I'm Shaz.' 'I'm tough.' 389 00:23:49,859 --> 00:23:51,688 - Ripper! 390 00:23:56,944 --> 00:23:58,491 What are you doing here? 391 00:24:02,032 --> 00:24:05,286 I'm here to fulfil me destiny. 392 00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:08,338 Right a grievous wrong. 393 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:14,461 See the sights. 394 00:24:14,462 --> 00:24:16,921 Where's ya mum, by the way? 395 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:18,390 She's... 396 00:24:19,967 --> 00:24:21,765 In Wollongong? 397 00:24:23,637 --> 00:24:25,889 On holiday. 398 00:24:25,890 --> 00:24:28,063 Havin' a wonderful time. 399 00:24:29,894 --> 00:24:32,693 I'm not scared of you. I work in a shark show. 400 00:24:32,694 --> 00:24:34,230 You're kiddin'. 401 00:24:34,231 --> 00:24:38,485 They're dead, but... one of them ate Harold Holt. 402 00:24:48,871 --> 00:24:52,874 Don't worry, love. It would've been quick. 403 00:25:39,797 --> 00:25:42,425 - Patchouli oil? - She's a hippie. 404 00:25:51,392 --> 00:25:53,110 It's pretend. 405 00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:05,530 Hmm... 'Di... dis... agnosum...' 406 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:08,751 'Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders'. 407 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:14,330 Maybe she's a psychiatrist, like we wished for. 408 00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:16,332 G'day. 409 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,506 Sharon Thornbender. All the way from Tassie. 410 00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:23,423 Nancy. Nancy Boyle. This is my daughter - Donna. 411 00:26:23,424 --> 00:26:25,265 Jeez, you're a big one, aren't ya, Donna? 412 00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:27,100 Which house did you say you'd moved into? 413 00:26:27,101 --> 00:26:30,724 I didn't. You'll have to invite me in for a cuppa tea, won't ya? 414 00:26:30,725 --> 00:26:32,515 Already been next door. 415 00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:35,101 The Moochmores? 416 00:26:35,102 --> 00:26:37,353 Could I tell you stories! 417 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:42,775 Once I saw Shirley Moochmore standing outside in their backyard... 418 00:26:42,776 --> 00:26:44,652 ...screaming. 419 00:26:44,653 --> 00:26:46,195 No! 420 00:26:46,196 --> 00:26:50,575 Her screaming's better than her singing, though. Ugh! 421 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:52,118 Close your legs. 422 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,962 She brought it on herself, in my opinion. 423 00:26:55,539 --> 00:26:58,839 'Course those girls, they're enough to drive anyone around the bend. 424 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,758 But who let them get that way? 425 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:05,798 - She did. - Mm. 426 00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:07,634 - Legs. - Yeah. 427 00:27:07,635 --> 00:27:10,929 Once, um... once they bought this pool... 428 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,514 - Oh! This is... 429 00:27:13,515 --> 00:27:16,976 No... No, this... 430 00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,479 This is terrible! 431 00:27:21,315 --> 00:27:23,989 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! You can't tell her that! 432 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:26,027 - I won't! - You can't! 433 00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:29,364 They got this upright pool... 434 00:27:29,365 --> 00:27:33,534 - ..and they put it in their backyard, 435 00:27:33,535 --> 00:27:36,036 and... and their backyards on a slant. 436 00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:40,215 So all the Moochmores, they all get in. 437 00:27:41,757 --> 00:27:43,670 And then... 438 00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:46,422 Not all of them - not Barry of course, 'cause you never see him. 439 00:27:46,423 --> 00:27:51,020 But because it's on a slant, they just go, like, washing to one side... 440 00:27:54,014 --> 00:27:56,686 And then the side... 441 00:27:56,687 --> 00:27:59,779 - And the side just, like, breaks... - Side breaks! 442 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,404 So they just spill out, all over the yard. 443 00:28:09,405 --> 00:28:12,452 - And they float... - Rolling out like a bunch of bananas! 444 00:28:12,453 --> 00:28:16,044 Shirley Moochmore. Ugh! She just starts screaming again! 445 00:28:16,045 --> 00:28:20,957 It's like living next door to an Aboriginal encampment. 446 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:23,668 'Cause Mum hates Abos. 447 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:26,879 And where is Shirley Moochmore these days? 448 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,974 There's the million-dollar question. 449 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:44,981 In all me life, I have never witnessed a sorrier display. 450 00:28:48,652 --> 00:28:49,861 Yep' 451 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,954 - Shirley? - Nup. Who's this? 452 00:28:51,955 --> 00:28:53,913 This is Doris Charles speaking. 453 00:28:53,914 --> 00:28:56,251 Ah. Would this be Auntie Doris Charles? 454 00:28:56,252 --> 00:28:59,328 Who is this? 455 00:28:59,329 --> 00:29:00,876 This is Auntie Shaz speakin'. 456 00:29:00,877 --> 00:29:03,291 Auntie Shaz? 457 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:05,626 I didn't know Barry had a sister. 458 00:29:05,627 --> 00:29:08,253 Yeah, well, I'm more the auntie ya earn than the other kind. 459 00:29:08,254 --> 00:29:11,930 - What other kind? - Your kind. The hairdressin' kind. 460 00:29:13,093 --> 00:29:14,635 I'm not a hairdresser. 461 00:29:14,636 --> 00:29:18,140 Oh, Well, you'd better give Jane her hair back, then, hadn't ya? 462 00:29:19,183 --> 00:29:21,517 - OK. Another one. 463 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,028 It's still me. 464 00:29:32,863 --> 00:29:35,082 You know what they say about youse in this town? 465 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,658 Hmm? They say youse are freaks. 466 00:29:37,659 --> 00:29:39,994 They say you don't belong. 467 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:45,291 They say you're good-for-nothing layabouts who'll never achieve nothin'. 468 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:48,134 If someone said that about me, I'd cut their throats. 469 00:29:48,135 --> 00:29:50,426 Why aren't youse out there cuttin' their throats? 470 00:29:50,427 --> 00:29:53,841 - Because it's true. 471 00:29:53,842 --> 00:29:56,061 There's someone outside watchin' us. 472 00:30:04,728 --> 00:30:06,854 - This'll be good. - Hello? 473 00:30:06,855 --> 00:30:08,402 Hello? 474 00:30:08,403 --> 00:30:10,566 - Hello? - Hello? 475 00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:12,114 - Hello?! 476 00:30:12,115 --> 00:30:15,456 - I think they hung up. - Michelle... 477 00:30:16,573 --> 00:30:18,746 ...you're holdin' the phone the wrong way, darl. 478 00:30:18,747 --> 00:30:20,284 'Ello'? 479 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:23,079 - Michelle? - Yeah? 480 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,629 - Can you talk? - Yeah. 481 00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:30,169 It's Auntie Doris. ls everything alright? 482 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:32,923 Oh. Is that you outside in the car? 483 00:30:34,508 --> 00:30:36,050 Where's your mother? 484 00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:40,138 - On holiday. - On holiday? Well, where's Barry? 485 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,187 - Where's your father? - I dunno. 486 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:44,308 He's never 'ere, is he? 487 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,403 Maybe he's dead and they forgot to tell us. 488 00:30:49,022 --> 00:30:53,243 Can you see me at the window? I'm wavin' at ya. Why don't you come in? 489 00:30:53,244 --> 00:30:55,903 No. No, I can't come in. 490 00:30:55,904 --> 00:30:58,828 She never comes in. She thinks we're pigs. 491 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:02,285 - Really? - We're not pigs now. 492 00:31:02,286 --> 00:31:04,880 It's all tidy in here. See? 493 00:31:05,914 --> 00:31:08,374 Did you break down or something? 494 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,924 We could come out and give you a push. 495 00:31:13,297 --> 00:31:15,764 Michelle! Look, who is this Shaz woman?! 496 00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:18,886 G'day! Sharon Thornbender. All the way from Tassie. 497 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:24,189 - Put it on speaker! Put it on speaker! - Don't make any sudden moves, Doris. 498 00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:26,183 He's checkin' to see if you're a sex pervert. 499 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:29,906 Can't be too careful. And Ripper here can sniff out a psycho at ten paces. 500 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,406 Oh! He doesn't like the smell of you, Doris. 501 00:31:33,407 --> 00:31:35,992 - You're not a sex pervert, are ya? - No. 502 00:31:35,993 --> 00:31:38,578 Then what are you doing sitting out here in the dark, then? 503 00:31:38,579 --> 00:31:40,870 Are you some old lezzie on the prowl for young girls? 504 00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:42,825 Certainly not! I'm married. 505 00:31:42,826 --> 00:31:44,371 - Prove it. - I have a ring. 506 00:31:44,372 --> 00:31:47,416 Oh, anyone coulda give you that. Another lezzie coulda give ya that. 507 00:31:47,417 --> 00:31:50,666 You could be head of a coven of lezzies masquerading as old married women. 508 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:55,466 - Jesus! Ripper, they're in the back! - No! They're my girls! Don't hurt them! 509 00:31:55,467 --> 00:31:57,009 - Oh! - What are they?! 510 00:31:57,010 --> 00:32:00,555 They're dolls! I make them for competitions. They're very expensive. 511 00:32:00,556 --> 00:32:04,102 - Please... just get your dog off! - Ripper, get off 'em. 512 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:08,144 Spun out! I thought they was weird dwarves and you was their leader. 513 00:32:08,145 --> 00:32:10,394 I've won prizes for my dolls. 514 00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,396 Gawd! Look at 'em starin'! 515 00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:14,195 Cover 'em up! I'm gonna freak out! 516 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,616 You scalped Jane for one of 'em, didn't ya? 517 00:32:20,617 --> 00:32:23,538 Your own niece, so as you could win prizes. 518 00:32:23,539 --> 00:32:25,618 I had Shirley's permission. 519 00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:27,870 Oh, Shirley said you could chop off her daughter's hair, 520 00:32:27,871 --> 00:32:29,373 put it on some bald doll. 521 00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:31,040 How do you know Shirley? 522 00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,884 Where is she? What have you done with her? 523 00:32:32,885 --> 00:32:35,211 - She's in Wollongong. - Oh. 524 00:32:35,212 --> 00:32:37,556 Been to Wollongong before, has she? 525 00:32:40,133 --> 00:32:44,387 Yep. I've been hearing a lot about Shirley around here. 526 00:32:44,388 --> 00:32:47,731 None of it flatterin'. Sounds like she was a shockin' housekeeper 527 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,145 but thought the world of her daughters, that right'? 528 00:32:50,146 --> 00:32:51,859 It's hard to juggle a home and a family. 529 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:54,276 I mean, I should know - I have two children myself. 530 00:32:54,277 --> 00:32:55,940 Do ya? 531 00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:59,320 Some children are less trouble than others, I reckon' 532 00:32:59,321 --> 00:33:02,989 I was lucky. My children are naturally tidy. 533 00:33:02,990 --> 00:33:04,740 Quiet too, I bet. 534 00:33:04,741 --> 00:33:08,369 Well... I was strict. 535 00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:10,746 But children need that. 536 00:33:10,747 --> 00:33:15,042 I posted a daily roster of their responsibilities. 537 00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,011 You sure you're Shirley's sister? 538 00:33:17,012 --> 00:33:19,297 We're ten years apart. 539 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:22,768 I still think of Shirley as the baby of the family - 540 00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:25,428 the one who got away with everything. 541 00:33:25,429 --> 00:33:27,346 But she's a dear thing, 542 00:33:27,347 --> 00:33:30,099 with a sweet, trusting nature. 543 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:34,697 Yep. It's all comin' together. The life of Shirley Moochmore. 544 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:40,651 - Ripper! - Oh! 545 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:44,577 I understand you, Doris. And soon, you're gonna understand me. 546 00:33:44,578 --> 00:33:47,074 That sounds... ominous. 547 00:33:47,075 --> 00:33:49,248 You wouldn't know. 548 00:33:51,371 --> 00:33:53,414 Aargghhhh! 549 00:33:58,587 --> 00:34:00,588 Oh, shit. It's a mask. 550 00:34:00,589 --> 00:34:03,549 Did I scream? 551 00:34:03,550 --> 00:34:07,011 Mm... 552 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:09,811 Seen me feminine side, Coral. 553 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:13,726 Girls like that, don't they? 554 00:34:13,727 --> 00:34:16,020 It turns ya on, don't it? 555 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:18,274 - Oh, it turns me on! 556 00:34:21,068 --> 00:34:23,527 I didn't think you liked me, Trout. 557 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:27,374 You let me see the sharks after closin' time, didn't ya? 558 00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,915 This is your reward. 559 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,334 What do you like about me, Trout? 560 00:34:33,335 --> 00:34:34,872 What? 561 00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,541 Uh... you're different. 562 00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:39,251 How am I different? 563 00:34:39,252 --> 00:34:40,797 I dunno. It's... hard to say. 564 00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:43,720 Ya missin' something, or you got too much of it. I don't know which. 565 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,267 - Woo! 566 00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:53,057 - Ow! Don't... - Oh, sorry. 567 00:34:53,058 --> 00:34:54,642 - On! - You OK? 568 00:34:54,643 --> 00:34:56,190 - Uh-huh. 569 00:34:58,355 --> 00:35:01,524 What was that? Did you... did you hear that? 570 00:35:01,525 --> 00:35:03,275 Did you lock the door? 571 00:35:03,276 --> 00:35:04,823 It's nothing. 572 00:35:06,113 --> 00:35:10,163 Trout, there's somebody here. No, no, Trout! Get off! No... 573 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,496 - Argh! 574 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:21,386 - Are you OK? - Uh-huh. 575 00:35:26,466 --> 00:35:30,594 Trout, I've temporarily paralysed ya. 576 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:32,597 You'll be right in 20 seconds. 577 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:34,306 While I got ya here, 578 00:35:34,307 --> 00:35:38,310 Coral is an employee of Trev Blundell Jaws O' Terror shark show. 579 00:35:38,311 --> 00:35:41,281 And being Trev Blundell, I look out for her. 580 00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:43,524 'No'... means no. 581 00:35:43,525 --> 00:35:47,403 Don't mean 'maybe' or 'more please'. 582 00:35:47,404 --> 00:35:51,784 I've had a few conversations with Coral and, physically, she's all woman. 583 00:35:51,785 --> 00:35:58,831 Mentally, she's, uh... ill-equipped to part with her girlhood right now. 584 00:35:58,832 --> 00:36:00,791 I'm not sayin' never. 585 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,877 Maybe in a couple of years. 586 00:36:02,878 --> 00:36:05,212 You're OK now, Trout. 587 00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:06,886 Piss off. 588 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,190 Trout's not right for you. 589 00:36:24,191 --> 00:36:26,442 I been huntin' sharks 40 years. 590 00:36:26,443 --> 00:36:30,196 Seen his type before - all instinct, no fear in him. 591 00:36:30,197 --> 00:36:33,032 He craves, devours, moves on. 592 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:36,744 Trout isn't a shark. Boys aren't sharks. 593 00:36:36,745 --> 00:36:40,080 Everything is sharks. Life is sharks. 594 00:36:40,081 --> 00:36:42,630 100 million years ago, when the dinosaurs lay dyin', 595 00:36:42,631 --> 00:36:47,004 last thing they saw were sharks laughin' at 'em. 596 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:50,716 That's the last thing we'll see too. 597 00:36:50,717 --> 00:36:54,428 I'm quitting my job 'cause I think you're mental. 598 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,804 Mental is a shark. 599 00:36:55,805 --> 00:36:57,933 - It is not. - It is. 600 00:36:59,434 --> 00:37:02,394 I expect to be schizophrenic any day now, 601 00:37:02,395 --> 00:37:06,440 and none of my research mentions sharks... ever. 602 00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:08,234 Is that right? 603 00:37:08,235 --> 00:37:10,909 I've been in a lunatic asylum. 604 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:16,700 Five years ago' After me daughter died and me wife lost her mind. 605 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:20,538 I've battled insanity, and it's a shark. 606 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:24,375 Circles ya boat, waitin' for you to fall. 607 00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:27,255 You can't see it, but it's there. 608 00:37:28,421 --> 00:37:30,798 You know that feeling, Coral? 609 00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:33,803 'Cause if you don't, I can show it to ya. 610 00:37:59,619 --> 00:38:01,838 They have us surrounded, Coral. 611 00:38:03,957 --> 00:38:07,177 Madness is when you see 'em. 612 00:38:12,882 --> 00:38:14,930 Sanity. 613 00:38:18,013 --> 00:38:19,640 Insanity. 614 00:38:21,349 --> 00:38:23,851 Don't dream of madness, Coral. 615 00:38:23,852 --> 00:38:28,105 When madness gets ya, there's no 'you' left. 616 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:30,950 Just madness. 617 00:38:32,402 --> 00:38:34,655 What if it's too late? 618 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:40,995 I tried to kill myself when I was 13 by jumping off the verandah 619 00:38:40,996 --> 00:38:43,704 because I'm ugly and I'm abnormal. 620 00:38:43,705 --> 00:38:47,130 And my mum's in the loony bin, my sister talks to aliens 621 00:38:47,131 --> 00:38:49,344 and my dad hates us. 622 00:38:52,088 --> 00:38:55,342 Even me being here talking to you isn't normal. 623 00:38:57,135 --> 00:39:02,483 Look at you - you're old, you have weird scars. 624 00:39:03,725 --> 00:39:06,569 And what do you want to be with me for, anyway? 625 00:39:16,363 --> 00:39:18,331 You remind me of someone. 626 00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,328 Don't lose yourself, Coral. 627 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,544 I know it don't seem like much... 628 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:30,835 ...but it's all you got. 629 00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:40,719 ♪ Crazy... ♪ 630 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,314 That's very inappropriate, Karen. Very inappropriate. 631 00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:47,231 ♪ Crazy for feelin' so lonely... ♪ 632 00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:51,146 Well, it's not a really romantic story. 633 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:53,857 Well, there's a romantic bit in it. 634 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:56,902 Uh, Barry was 25 and I was 24 635 00:39:56,903 --> 00:40:00,989 and, on our second date, he sort of raped me. 636 00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:04,535 Mm. Date rape I suppose you'd call it now. 637 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:08,086 Yeah. On the terrace of the Dolphin Heads Casino. 638 00:40:08,164 --> 00:40:12,340 Well, he'd had a bit to drink and suddenly he was all over me. 639 00:40:12,341 --> 00:40:15,796 And I'm there going, 'No, no, ' like you do. 640 00:40:15,797 --> 00:40:18,926 But you know how men are - they just go with the flow, don't they? 641 00:40:20,009 --> 00:40:21,725 Anyway, next day, I said to myself, 642 00:40:21,726 --> 00:40:24,894 'Shirley, if he doesn't call you in three weeks, you're a slut.' 643 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:30,737 It was before three weeks was up I found out I was pregnant with Coral and... 644 00:40:30,738 --> 00:40:33,731 But he did call me. Yeah. 645 00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,030 That's the romantic bit. 646 00:40:37,444 --> 00:40:39,572 Boy, did he get a surprise. 647 00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:47,411 I suppose you think that's a bad foundation for a marriage - rape. 648 00:40:47,412 --> 00:40:49,037 I've heard worse. 649 00:40:49,038 --> 00:40:50,581 Have you? 650 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,875 - I've lived worse. - Have you? 651 00:40:52,876 --> 00:40:54,460 You wouldn't know. 652 00:40:54,461 --> 00:40:58,714 See, you're not like my other doctors, because you tell me stuff. 653 00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:01,683 Keep your voice down. I don't want 'em stealing me techniques. 654 00:41:01,684 --> 00:41:03,802 Do you think I use food as an emotional crutch? 655 00:41:03,803 --> 00:41:05,348 - Nup. - What about waterfalls? 656 00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:06,812 What about waterfalls? 657 00:41:06,813 --> 00:41:09,808 Dr Kurland says, when I feel overwhelmed, I should think of them. 658 00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:13,359 Bullshit. What do these doctors do about the daily misery that is your life? 659 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,148 Close your eyes and imagine this - 660 00:41:16,149 --> 00:41:19,119 a giant tumour eatin' your brain. 661 00:41:21,029 --> 00:41:23,029 You go into a hospital filled with doctors, 662 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:26,533 experts on brain-eatin' tumours, and what do they do? 663 00:41:26,534 --> 00:41:29,581 Brush ya hair over the bulge so no-one can see it and send you home. 664 00:41:29,582 --> 00:41:32,549 But what you need is someone to cut out the tumour 665 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:34,750 so you can live. 666 00:41:34,751 --> 00:41:36,335 Shaz. 667 00:41:36,336 --> 00:41:40,130 Oh, no! Sandra! 668 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:44,176 Gaw! Spun out! What are you doin' in here, ya mad boong'? 669 00:41:44,177 --> 00:41:47,224 Oh, they reckon I've got borderline personality disorder. 670 00:41:47,225 --> 00:41:48,813 Borderline fuckin' personality! 671 00:41:48,814 --> 00:41:51,686 What the fuck do they know about my fuckin' personality? 672 00:41:51,687 --> 00:41:53,227 Fuckin' nothin'! 673 00:41:53,228 --> 00:41:58,106 I'm still vibrant. Too vibrant for some, eh, Shaz? 674 00:41:58,107 --> 00:42:00,735 - Do you remember? 675 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,280 Shut up. 676 00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:07,907 I admit I had a bit too much to drink, got a bit outta hand. 677 00:42:07,908 --> 00:42:10,788 Don't remember. Anyway, bit of a punch-up, bit of a committal, 678 00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,329 and here I am. 679 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:14,549 - Yeah, they got Shirley in 'ere too. - Fuck, no! 680 00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:16,917 - Shirley, you in 'ere too? - Mm. 681 00:42:16,918 --> 00:42:18,502 Who are ya? 682 00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:21,588 Shirley... Moochmore. 683 00:42:21,589 --> 00:42:25,264 What a stupid fuckin' name. No wonder they put ya away. 684 00:42:28,096 --> 00:42:29,930 Aw, Sheree... 685 00:42:29,931 --> 00:42:32,775 Eh, she's great, this one. Has she taken ya under her wing? 686 00:42:32,776 --> 00:42:35,519 Yep. Shirley's me project. 687 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,694 Are you one of Dr Thornbender's patients as well? 688 00:42:44,112 --> 00:42:45,696 Yep' 689 00:42:45,697 --> 00:42:47,489 And I love her. 690 00:42:47,490 --> 00:42:51,290 And I don't like whities, as a rule, but Shaz... Shaz isn't white. 691 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,871 She's a new colour. 692 00:42:53,872 --> 00:42:55,956 - She's mauve. - Gaw. 693 00:42:55,957 --> 00:42:58,881 It's true, Shaz. Ya mauve. Ya fuckin' mauve! 694 00:42:58,882 --> 00:43:00,629 Now, Shaz knows. 695 00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:03,422 She knows. 696 00:43:03,423 --> 00:43:06,466 She's gonna change your fuckin' life. 697 00:43:06,467 --> 00:43:08,561 That's the impression I get. 698 00:43:11,431 --> 00:43:14,308 The problem with you two is you let people say you're crazy. 699 00:43:14,309 --> 00:43:16,605 You're only as crazy as you let people say you are. 700 00:43:16,606 --> 00:43:18,820 I don't let anyone say I'm crazy, so I'm normal. 701 00:43:18,821 --> 00:43:21,655 Youse, you let everyone say you're crazy, so you're in here. 702 00:43:21,656 --> 00:43:24,778 - Dr Kurland... - I don't care what them doctors say. 703 00:43:24,779 --> 00:43:26,695 What do you say? 704 00:43:26,696 --> 00:43:28,363 Are you crazy? 705 00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:30,332 I don't cope well. 706 00:43:31,784 --> 00:43:35,082 There's ways of copin' that don't involve loony bins and drugs. 707 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:37,500 There's offensive and defensive copin'. 708 00:43:37,501 --> 00:43:41,091 I've always favoured offensive meself. Ya might say I invented it. 709 00:43:41,092 --> 00:43:43,133 But I'm gonna get you out of here, Shirl. 710 00:43:43,134 --> 00:43:47,100 But first, we gotta deal with them tumours of yours. 711 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:55,393 Rise and shine! We got mountains to climb, startin' now! 712 00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:58,852 Give us the mechanical man. 713 00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,899 I don't have the mechanical man! 714 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:03,739 Forget about that. Ya never gonna give 'em the mechanical man 715 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:05,950 'cause you're not a character in Lost In Space. 716 00:44:05,951 --> 00:44:07,662 Now get up and get dressed. 717 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,453 You think Noxious Nance has climbed this mountain? 718 00:44:12,454 --> 00:44:15,579 'Course not! She's too busy scrubbin' her driveway. 719 00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,080 This takes guts and perseverance! 720 00:44:19,627 --> 00:44:22,000 Do ya reckon Auntie Doris has climbed this mountain? 721 00:44:22,001 --> 00:44:23,751 She doesn't even know it's here. 722 00:44:23,752 --> 00:44:26,506 Ya gotta believe in yourselves, girls, and each other. 723 00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:31,134 I can't go any further. I won't. 724 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:33,431 You don't get to the top of this mountain, Coral, 725 00:44:33,432 --> 00:44:35,600 then ya nothin', just like they say ya are. 726 00:44:35,601 --> 00:44:38,067 What's the point of getting to the top, anyway?! 727 00:44:38,068 --> 00:44:39,982 Not bein' at the bottom. 728 00:44:44,107 --> 00:44:46,699 Come on, girls! That's it! Almost there. 729 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,069 - I can't do it. - Come on, Michelle. 730 00:44:49,070 --> 00:44:52,163 - Come on, Michelle! Just move it! 731 00:44:52,164 --> 00:44:54,623 - I can't! - We're all waiting here! 732 00:44:54,624 --> 00:44:56,665 Oi, get in behind her and give her a push. 733 00:44:56,666 --> 00:45:00,789 - I can't! 734 00:45:00,790 --> 00:45:04,126 - She's too heavy! 735 00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:07,295 She's not heavy, she's ya sister! 736 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:18,724 That's it, Michelle. 737 00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:35,834 I'm flying! Woo-hoo! 738 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:51,383 Everybody, pick up a rock. 739 00:45:55,303 --> 00:45:58,056 One day this rock's gonna mean somethin' to ya. 740 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:03,649 Ya might lose the only thing you ever loved, 741 00:46:03,650 --> 00:46:06,188 or that ever loved you, 742 00:46:06,189 --> 00:46:08,440 but you're gonna look at this rock 743 00:46:08,441 --> 00:46:12,947 and you're gonna say, 'I can take it, because I climbed the mountain.' 744 00:46:16,616 --> 00:46:19,201 This is where they live. 745 00:46:19,202 --> 00:46:21,000 It's where the voices live. 746 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:25,625 Can hear 'em clearer up here. 747 00:46:27,627 --> 00:46:29,470 They're singin'. 748 00:46:31,214 --> 00:46:32,761 They're 'appy. 749 00:46:34,634 --> 00:46:37,433 They was from Lost In Space, wasn't they, Shaz'? 750 00:46:37,434 --> 00:46:40,472 Yeah. Knew as soon as I 'eard ya. 751 00:46:40,473 --> 00:46:44,434 'Give us the mechanical man.' Great episode. 752 00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,689 Of course, not as great as the episode where Dr Smith turns into a tree, 753 00:46:47,690 --> 00:46:49,736 but you can't have everything. 754 00:46:51,067 --> 00:46:52,942 You're onto 'em now, Michelle. 755 00:46:52,943 --> 00:46:55,288 They're gonna have to think of somethin' else. 756 00:46:56,906 --> 00:46:59,032 None of youse are mental. 757 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:02,077 Except you, Michelle. You're bonkers. 758 00:47:02,078 --> 00:47:03,796 But the rest of youse... 759 00:47:04,872 --> 00:47:06,123 Nah. 760 00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,166 But if we're not mental, 761 00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:09,919 we're just unpopular. 762 00:47:11,003 --> 00:47:13,426 I'll show you the meanin' of the word 'mental'. 763 00:47:13,427 --> 00:47:16,258 Page 354. 764 00:47:16,259 --> 00:47:19,136 - 'Obsessive compulsive disorder.' Yeah, that's her. 765 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:22,230 'Stubborn, stingy, possessive, uncreative and unimaginative, 766 00:47:22,231 --> 00:47:26,069 devoted to meaningless activities that require being tidy and meticulous.' 767 00:47:26,070 --> 00:47:27,602 It is her. 768 00:47:27,603 --> 00:47:30,150 Yeah, they're all in there - the whole neighbourhood. 769 00:47:30,151 --> 00:47:33,994 See that delusional over there? He mowed the same strip of grass yesterday. 770 00:47:33,995 --> 00:47:35,527 He can't help himself. 771 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,831 - Look. Look at him! Look! 772 00:47:40,832 --> 00:47:45,329 Ohh. Upset the delicate balance of their fantasy world, and they go nuts. 773 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:48,003 - They can't all be mental. - What are the odds of that? 774 00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,345 Youse have stumbled on the meanin' of life and ya don't even know it! 775 00:47:52,346 --> 00:47:55,797 America. Europe. 776 00:47:55,798 --> 00:47:59,676 Asia. And all the way down here is Australia. 777 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:02,429 Alone. Isolated. 778 00:48:02,430 --> 00:48:05,400 Ever wonder why? Why we're down here? 779 00:48:06,976 --> 00:48:10,478 Well, we were a penal colony... 780 00:48:10,479 --> 00:48:12,320 Well, that's the cover story, yeah. 781 00:48:12,321 --> 00:48:15,535 But, historically, where have they always sent the loonies? 782 00:48:15,536 --> 00:48:17,527 As far away as possible. 783 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:19,904 And you can't get any further away than Australia. 784 00:48:19,905 --> 00:48:22,282 We weren't a penal colony. We was a lunatic asylum. 785 00:48:22,283 --> 00:48:25,000 Our ancestors were loonies, and this is the result. 786 00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:27,791 Well, have a look around. There's no such thing as normal. 787 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:29,459 It's just different shades of mental. 788 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:31,960 Your totally mental are in the lunatic asylums. 789 00:48:31,961 --> 00:48:36,296 The rest of 'em - the delusionals, borderlines, compulsives, 790 00:48:36,297 --> 00:48:39,674 paranoids, schizoids - make up Australia as we know it. 791 00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:42,051 We're nothin' but a livin' experiment in madness 792 00:48:42,052 --> 00:48:45,683 under constant observation by the psychiatric community of the world. 793 00:48:47,099 --> 00:48:52,896 But... if we're all under observation... and mental, 794 00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:55,232 how come we're allowed to leave? 795 00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:59,444 Kylie Minogue. She left. She's practically British. 796 00:48:59,445 --> 00:49:02,538 In any experiment, there's test mice and control mice. 797 00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:04,406 Control mice are marked in some way 798 00:49:04,407 --> 00:49:06,829 and sent off into the normal world as comparisons. 799 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:10,079 Kylie Minogue's a control mouse. Cate Blanchett - control mouse. 800 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,878 Russell Crowe - a control mouse outta control. 801 00:49:12,879 --> 00:49:16,220 Rupert Murdoch, Nicole Kidman. The list of control mice is endless. 802 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:19,589 - What about you, Shaz? - What about me? 803 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:22,059 Do you know the meaning of the word 'conformity? 804 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:25,762 I don't. I instinctively do not know it. 805 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:28,482 And that's how they knew about me. Knew about me from birth' 806 00:49:28,483 --> 00:49:31,226 They been after me ever since. 807 00:49:31,227 --> 00:49:32,978 Who's after you? 808 00:49:32,979 --> 00:49:35,522 Scientists. After me brain. 809 00:49:35,523 --> 00:49:39,321 They want to study me, clone me, or prevent me from happenin' again. 810 00:49:39,322 --> 00:49:40,943 I don't know which. I'm not psychic. 811 00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:44,948 Luckily, Ripper is. He warns me when they're gettin' too close. 812 00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:47,702 And I understand why they're scared of me. 813 00:49:47,703 --> 00:49:50,412 I'm the next step to human evolution. 814 00:49:50,413 --> 00:49:53,206 A next step to perfection. 815 00:49:53,207 --> 00:49:55,050 And they don't want me buildin' an army. 816 00:49:55,051 --> 00:49:57,460 - What army? - An army of me. 817 00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:59,930 'Cause I can see the ones who are like me - 818 00:49:59,931 --> 00:50:02,966 born without the instinct of conformity. 819 00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,309 That's what led me to Dolphin Heads. 820 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:08,273 Ya think it was an accident ya dad stopped for me? 821 00:50:08,274 --> 00:50:10,932 He had to. It was his destiny. 822 00:50:10,933 --> 00:50:12,559 Dad's like you. 823 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,144 Nup. 824 00:50:14,145 --> 00:50:16,521 Youse are. 825 00:50:16,522 --> 00:50:18,690 Youse are me army. 826 00:50:18,691 --> 00:50:20,900 Youse are next steps, 827 00:50:20,901 --> 00:50:25,780 but crushed into unrecognisability by the forces of conformity. 828 00:50:25,781 --> 00:50:31,619 There ya go, Michelle. A jam and cream doughnut on the house. 829 00:50:31,620 --> 00:50:34,246 I didn't want a jam and cream doughnut. 830 00:50:34,247 --> 00:50:37,090 Oh, you sound just like your mum when you say that. 831 00:50:37,091 --> 00:50:40,928 She's always telling us she doesn't want the jam and cream doughnuts too, 832 00:50:40,929 --> 00:50:44,346 then she shovels 'em down like there's no tomorrow. 833 00:50:44,347 --> 00:50:45,884 Doesn't she, Kay? 834 00:50:45,885 --> 00:50:51,723 We love your mum. We call her Mrs Moo. 835 00:50:51,724 --> 00:50:53,725 Where is she these days? 836 00:50:53,726 --> 00:50:56,394 She's in Wollongong, on 'oliday. 837 00:50:56,395 --> 00:50:59,814 Havin' a rest, is she? Nice long rest? 838 00:50:59,815 --> 00:51:03,109 Well, I believe ya. Thousands wouldn't. 839 00:51:03,110 --> 00:51:07,781 Now, how about the rest of you Moos? Are you ready for seconds? 840 00:51:07,782 --> 00:51:09,991 She's in a mental institution. 841 00:51:09,992 --> 00:51:12,077 She had a nervous breakdown. 842 00:51:12,078 --> 00:51:14,454 Get too much for her, did it? 843 00:51:14,455 --> 00:51:16,414 Mm, you might say that. 844 00:51:16,415 --> 00:51:18,588 You might say this place broke her spirit. 845 00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:22,212 Dolphin Heads? Nah. Best town in the world. 846 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,255 - That right? - Yeah. 847 00:51:24,256 --> 00:51:27,009 If she gone crazy, it won't be Dolphin Heads. 848 00:51:27,010 --> 00:51:30,138 Something... closer to home, I reckon. 849 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,766 What's your name, sweetheart? 850 00:51:34,767 --> 00:51:38,228 Manda. I'm the manageress. 851 00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:39,813 This is Kay. 852 00:51:39,814 --> 00:51:44,363 Manda... we just been readin' about you, Manda. Haven't we, girls? 853 00:51:44,364 --> 00:51:47,237 - Right here, in me book. - What book's that? 854 00:51:47,238 --> 00:51:50,740 Oh, it's kinda like the Bible, except more about Australia than heaven. 855 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,745 Here youse are. Page 369. Can you read that? 856 00:51:53,746 --> 00:51:57,664 'Sadistic personality disorder...' 857 00:51:57,665 --> 00:52:00,544 No, not that bit' The underlined bit. 858 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:08,007 You think these jam and cream doughnuts are so fuckin' great, you eat 'em! 859 00:52:08,008 --> 00:52:12,227 I think young Kay wants a jam and cream doughnut, girls. What do you think? 860 00:52:12,228 --> 00:52:15,974 Little career advice, psychos - the customer is always right! 861 00:52:15,975 --> 00:52:18,192 If the Moos don't want jam and cream doughnuts, 862 00:52:18,193 --> 00:52:20,608 they don't get jam and cream doughnuts! 863 00:52:25,526 --> 00:52:28,361 They are out to get you Moochmores. 864 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:31,739 And these bitches are ruthless. They declared war. 865 00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:36,166 Well, we got one thing on our side - they're crazy and we're not. 866 00:52:39,748 --> 00:52:41,666 That was fantastic! 867 00:52:48,549 --> 00:52:51,803 Manda and Kay lying on the ground... 868 00:52:54,430 --> 00:52:57,149 Got ya doubts, haven't ya, Coral? 869 00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:05,607 I want to believe you, Shaz, but... I'm not perfect. 870 00:53:05,608 --> 00:53:07,942 Look at me. 871 00:53:07,943 --> 00:53:11,488 I'm ugly, awkward. 872 00:53:11,489 --> 00:53:13,698 I'm unpopular. 873 00:53:13,699 --> 00:53:16,451 That's proof of your perfection. 874 00:53:16,452 --> 00:53:18,919 They want you to hate yourself, Coral, 875 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,629 that way, they control ya. 876 00:53:20,630 --> 00:53:24,503 And when they control ya, they've robbed ya of your power. 877 00:53:24,504 --> 00:53:26,085 What power? 878 00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:28,339 A doctor once told me I had six months to live. 879 00:53:29,423 --> 00:53:31,517 I took out me knife, held it to his throat 880 00:53:31,518 --> 00:53:33,927 and I said, 'You take it back.' 881 00:53:33,928 --> 00:53:36,429 He took it back. 882 00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:37,972 And I lived. 883 00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:40,190 - I couldn't do that. - Nah, you could. 884 00:53:40,191 --> 00:53:44,232 - I couldn't pull a knife on anyone. - Nah, you don't need the knife. 885 00:53:44,233 --> 00:53:45,777 You're stronger than I am. 886 00:53:46,815 --> 00:53:48,362 Shut up. 887 00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:54,574 Take enough pain and humiliation, and a part of you dies. 888 00:53:56,242 --> 00:54:00,620 But the part that's left, it can't be hurt no more. 889 00:54:00,621 --> 00:54:03,498 I call that a State O' Shaz. 890 00:54:03,499 --> 00:54:07,460 I am beyond pain and humiliation. 891 00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:11,714 I am the avenging angel of the perpetually humiliated. 892 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:14,764 I'll save you, Coral. I'll save ya whole family. 893 00:54:14,765 --> 00:54:16,636 I'll make you strong. 894 00:54:16,637 --> 00:54:20,765 And in return, you make me whole. 895 00:54:20,766 --> 00:54:22,475 - How? 896 00:54:24,770 --> 00:54:27,364 Start by answerin' the door. The coppers are here. 897 00:54:28,774 --> 00:54:30,608 See, you got a choice - 898 00:54:30,609 --> 00:54:34,534 things can either stay the way they are or you can fight back. 899 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:41,327 So did this woman say anything to you? 900 00:54:41,328 --> 00:54:43,371 - No. - Yes. 901 00:54:43,372 --> 00:54:44,914 - No. - Yes. 902 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:47,043 - No. No. - No. 903 00:54:47,044 --> 00:54:48,294 No. 904 00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:51,343 Did she? 905 00:54:53,173 --> 00:54:54,846 Um... 906 00:54:56,552 --> 00:55:01,014 She said we were the next steps in, um, human evolution. 907 00:55:01,015 --> 00:55:02,642 The next steps to perfection. 908 00:55:03,726 --> 00:55:05,478 - What, you lot? - Yeah. 909 00:55:14,194 --> 00:55:17,113 Oh! Oh, your poor dad. 910 00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:19,583 Show 'em this, so we can get outta here. 911 00:55:23,329 --> 00:55:25,371 Is this supposed to be her? 912 00:55:25,372 --> 00:55:28,666 Yes. According to six eyewitnesses. 913 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:30,209 Well, they're wrong. 914 00:55:30,210 --> 00:55:33,296 Her hair wasn't brown, It was blonde. 915 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,006 Blonde? 916 00:55:35,007 --> 00:55:38,718 And she wasn't 5ft. She was 6ft. 917 00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,061 - Yeah, she was tall. - Yep, she was really tall. 918 00:55:41,062 --> 00:55:43,228 And her eyes weren't blue. They were brown. 919 00:55:43,229 --> 00:55:46,648 - Brown eyes... - Um“. and she was Chinese. 920 00:55:49,772 --> 00:55:54,317 Yep. That's right. She was Chinese. 921 00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:57,913 - Was she all Chinese? - Except for the French bits. 922 00:56:13,545 --> 00:56:15,921 Remember that fuckin' awful white racist shit song 923 00:56:15,922 --> 00:56:18,299 by them fat ugly white racist bastards in the '60s 924 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:19,971 My Boomerang Won't Come Back? 925 00:56:19,972 --> 00:56:22,187 Well, my boomerang won't come back. 926 00:56:22,188 --> 00:56:24,013 ♪ Me 927 00:56:24,014 --> 00:56:25,605 ♪ Boomerang won't come back 928 00:56:25,606 --> 00:56:27,144 ♪ Me boomerang won't come back 929 00:56:27,145 --> 00:56:29,063 ♪ I've waved the thing all over the place 930 00:56:29,064 --> 00:56:32,654 ♪ Practised till I was black in the face I'm a big disgrace to the Aborigine race 931 00:56:32,655 --> 00:56:34,193 ♪ My boomerang won't come back. ♪ 932 00:56:34,194 --> 00:56:35,987 Nance, Sandra. Sandra, Nance. 933 00:56:35,988 --> 00:56:38,405 Sandra MacDonald, a Goorie from Bundjalung Nation 934 00:56:38,406 --> 00:56:39,995 via Dolphin Heads lunatic asylum. 935 00:56:39,996 --> 00:56:42,990 I told Sandra all about you. Told her you was warts-n-all honest. 936 00:56:42,991 --> 00:56:45,788 - Especially the warts. - Jesus! Look at the size of this one! 937 00:56:45,789 --> 00:56:47,627 - Who are you, love? - It's Donna. 938 00:56:47,628 --> 00:56:50,589 - You gonna invite us in, Donna? - No! No, I can't! 939 00:56:50,590 --> 00:56:54,132 - I've just shampooed the carpets. - Oh, what about my boomerang? 940 00:56:55,212 --> 00:56:58,423 I'll get it. Just stay here. 941 00:57:00,801 --> 00:57:02,093 Stay here! 942 00:57:14,148 --> 00:57:16,190 How do you like it? 943 00:57:16,191 --> 00:57:18,025 Sweet and white. 944 00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:21,904 You alright there, love? 945 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,531 Sit down. 946 00:57:27,035 --> 00:57:32,248 Excuse me. Did I invite you inside? 947 00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:34,875 Donna's making us tea. She's a credit to you, Nance. 948 00:57:34,876 --> 00:57:38,131 She's got great legs too. Hey, Donna, stretch them hamstrings. 949 00:57:39,423 --> 00:57:41,642 - See that, Shaz? It's amazing. 950 00:57:41,643 --> 00:57:43,342 Donna! 951 00:57:43,343 --> 00:57:45,687 Put that away. 952 00:57:47,014 --> 00:57:49,056 Get out! Go on! 953 00:57:49,057 --> 00:57:50,600 Mum. 954 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:56,022 Here. Here's what you came for. Go on. Off you go. Shoo! 955 00:57:56,023 --> 00:57:57,568 You're being rude, Mum. 956 00:57:57,569 --> 00:58:00,786 No, no, don't worry, Donna. This is more than a social visit. 957 00:58:00,787 --> 00:58:03,112 It's an intervention. 958 00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:05,455 Nance, you're obsessive compulsive disorder, 959 00:58:05,456 --> 00:58:07,370 and a nasty, gossiping bitch to boot. 960 00:58:07,371 --> 00:58:09,117 You need help and we're here to help ya. 961 00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:11,745 You can't control the world with cleanliness and order. 962 00:58:11,746 --> 00:58:16,000 Life's not like that. Life's mess. Oozin', flowin', drippin' mess. 963 00:58:16,001 --> 00:58:18,548 Sure, you can keep your house lookin' like a science lab 964 00:58:18,549 --> 00:58:21,092 and you can have Donna actin' like a nun with a netball, 965 00:58:21,093 --> 00:58:23,137 but what are you gonna do when life busts in? 966 00:58:23,138 --> 00:58:27,428 And you, Nance, you're flesh and blood, sweat and piss. 967 00:58:27,429 --> 00:58:30,348 You're a woman, Nance, not Tupperware. 968 00:58:30,349 --> 00:58:33,601 Nah, we can't leave ya. This is an emergency. 969 00:58:33,602 --> 00:58:37,688 - I'm calling the police. - Nah, not a police emergency. 970 00:58:37,689 --> 00:58:39,236 A feminine emergency. 971 00:58:40,275 --> 00:58:41,822 Ya got any pads? 972 00:58:42,986 --> 00:58:45,785 - What? - You known. Pads. 973 00:58:47,741 --> 00:58:49,951 Writing pads? 974 00:58:49,952 --> 00:58:52,831 Sanitary pads. Preferably maxi. 975 00:58:54,456 --> 00:58:57,207 - For who? - All of us, actually, yeah. 976 00:58:57,208 --> 00:59:00,256 You know how women living in close proximity line up menstrually? 977 00:59:00,257 --> 00:59:03,973 Something to do with the moon. Well, we've all lined up, haven't we, girls? 978 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:06,469 Right here, in your lounge room. 979 00:59:08,262 --> 00:59:11,266 I'm havin' an emergency on your white couch. 980 00:59:11,267 --> 00:59:15,643 - Me too. - Oh, you're a woman now, Jane. 981 00:59:15,644 --> 00:59:18,604 - Get out! - Shaz... 982 00:59:18,605 --> 00:59:20,147 Get out! 983 00:59:20,148 --> 00:59:21,732 - Oh... - Shaz... 984 00:59:21,733 --> 00:59:23,861 Whoa! Looks like pads all round, Nance. 985 00:59:23,862 --> 00:59:27,572 Oh! Filthy, filthy, filthy pigs! 986 00:59:27,573 --> 00:59:29,949 Oh, I'm bleedin' like a stuck one, that's for sure. 987 00:59:29,950 --> 00:59:31,873 - Aargghhhh! - I'll get the toilet paper. 988 00:59:31,874 --> 00:59:34,912 Where's the bathroom? Excuse me. 989 00:59:34,913 --> 00:59:36,455 Get out! 990 00:59:36,456 --> 00:59:39,583 Jane, let Nance hit ya with that boomerang. It's good therapy for her. 991 00:59:39,584 --> 00:59:43,215 Don't be afraid of mess, Nance. Mess is good. Mess is life. 992 00:59:43,216 --> 00:59:46,007 - Call the police! - I invited them in! 993 00:59:46,008 --> 00:59:48,850 What are the cops gonna do, Nance? Arrest us for bleedin'? 994 00:59:48,851 --> 00:59:51,846 That's it, Nance. Lose control. Fight ya pathology! 995 00:59:51,847 --> 00:59:53,813 - Coming through! 996 00:59:53,814 --> 00:59:56,981 Break free of your delusions, Nance. Unleash them forbidden desires! 997 00:59:56,982 --> 00:59:58,811 Them repressed impulses! 998 00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:03,784 - Embrace mess and be free! - She's gone mental! 999 01:00:04,985 --> 01:00:06,611 - No! 1000 01:00:06,612 --> 01:00:09,447 - Mum! - Filthy sluts! 1001 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,704 We'll get them dry-cleaned! 1002 01:00:16,121 --> 01:00:18,247 Behold ya power. 1003 01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:22,879 ♪ 'Cause you'll never be as good as the girl in my head... ♪ 1004 01:00:24,087 --> 01:00:26,431 - The instinct of conformity. ♪ Pretty... ♪ 1005 01:00:27,466 --> 01:00:29,634 That's what I'm missing. 1006 01:00:29,635 --> 01:00:33,304 It's what they have and I don't. 1007 01:00:33,305 --> 01:00:36,057 Fuck off, freak. 1008 01:00:36,058 --> 01:00:40,313 - So neurotypical. - Is my hair nice? 1009 01:00:43,065 --> 01:00:44,112 No. 1010 01:01:01,541 --> 01:01:08,130 Does 'neurotypical' mean, like, boring? 1011 01:01:13,428 --> 01:01:15,271 You're right. 1012 01:01:46,086 --> 01:01:49,964 ♪ She doesn't know what she does to me 1013 01:01:49,965 --> 01:01:53,801 ♪ Born without the instinct of conformity 1014 01:01:53,802 --> 01:01:57,847 ♪ She ain't normal Just different shades of mental 1015 01:01:57,848 --> 01:02:01,267 ♪ The fact that we met could not be accidental 1016 01:02:01,268 --> 01:02:05,146 ♪ And maybe she's not the solution 1017 01:02:05,147 --> 01:02:09,817 ♪ But she's the next step in human evolution 1018 01:02:09,818 --> 01:02:12,820 ♪ She's the best I would've guessed 1019 01:02:12,821 --> 01:02:16,615 ♪ I got impressed as she got undressed 1020 01:02:16,616 --> 01:02:19,201 ♪ And she is something more or 1021 01:02:19,202 --> 01:02:20,870 ♪ Something less 1022 01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:25,297 ♪ I'm told she's crazy, but I think she's the best 1023 01:02:27,002 --> 01:02:31,803 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 1024 01:02:33,925 --> 01:02:35,676 Woo! 1025 01:02:35,677 --> 01:02:40,431 ♪ Ohhhh 1026 01:02:40,432 --> 01:02:44,018 ♪ She doesn't know what she's done to me 1027 01:02:44,019 --> 01:02:48,272 ♪ Born again, I'm losing my conformity 1028 01:02:48,273 --> 01:02:51,650 ♪ She makes me feel so funny in the tummy 1029 01:02:51,651 --> 01:02:55,613 ♪ Like Cinderella, Santa, Snow White and the Easter Bunny 1030 01:02:55,614 --> 01:02:59,366 ♪ And maybe she's not the solution 1031 01:02:59,367 --> 01:03:04,038 ♪ But she's the next step in human evolution 1032 01:03:04,039 --> 01:03:07,124 ♪ She's the best I would've guessed 1033 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:10,878 ♪ I got impressed as she got undressed 1034 01:03:10,879 --> 01:03:13,422 ♪ And she is something more or 1035 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:15,091 ♪ Something less 1036 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:19,689 ♪ I'm told she's crazy, but I think she's the best 1037 01:03:21,515 --> 01:03:25,520 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 1038 01:04:16,486 --> 01:04:18,284 Shaz? 1039 01:04:40,427 --> 01:04:42,225 I warned ya. 1040 01:04:43,597 --> 01:04:45,599 This time I kill ya. 1041 01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:09,919 Nah, I said to him, 'I'm not going to have sex with you on the first date. 1042 01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,665 I have self-respect.' 1043 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,213 - Yeah. I know... 1044 01:05:13,214 --> 01:05:15,461 Hang on a tick. 1045 01:05:15,462 --> 01:05:18,557 Dolphin Heads Council, Mayor Moochmore's office, Tisha speakin'. 1046 01:05:22,677 --> 01:05:27,223 Barry! Mayor Moochmore! 1047 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:30,444 - I'm in conference! - There's an emergency at home. 1048 01:05:34,105 --> 01:05:36,273 I painted that. 1049 01:05:36,274 --> 01:05:38,823 I'm helping Jean widen her access road. 1050 01:05:40,987 --> 01:05:43,739 They reckon somebody's died! 1051 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:46,994 Where are youse? Argh, me back! I'm here! I'm here! 1052 01:05:49,204 --> 01:05:52,797 See? I told you he wasn't dead. Just seemed like it. 1053 01:05:52,798 --> 01:05:55,633 Sit down, Barry. You're just in time to carve the bird. 1054 01:05:55,634 --> 01:05:58,549 The girls cooked everything you see, includin' the stuffin'. 1055 01:05:58,550 --> 01:06:01,093 You seem a bit stuffed yourself. What have you been up to? 1056 01:06:01,094 --> 01:06:05,437 Here's your beer. Here's your name tag so nobody forgets who anybody is. 1057 01:06:05,438 --> 01:06:06,975 Michelle. 1058 01:06:08,556 --> 01:06:11,517 - Peas, Dad? - Bread and butter, Dad? 1059 01:06:11,518 --> 01:06:14,270 - Delicious corn. - This is gravy. 1060 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,740 Uh... yeah. 1061 01:06:19,150 --> 01:06:20,695 You girls cooked this yourselves? 1062 01:06:20,696 --> 01:06:22,822 Certainly did. 1063 01:06:22,823 --> 01:06:24,573 It's, um... 1064 01:06:26,366 --> 01:06:28,118 ...it's great. 1065 01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:30,913 Um... 1066 01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:35,040 ..I gotta go. 1067 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,751 You're not goin' anywhere. 1068 01:06:37,752 --> 01:06:40,587 - What? - You 'eard me. 1069 01:06:40,588 --> 01:06:41,803 - What? - You 'eard me. 1070 01:06:41,804 --> 01:06:42,968 - What? - You heard me. 1071 01:06:42,969 --> 01:06:44,511 - What? - You. Heard me. 1072 01:06:44,512 --> 01:06:46,056 - What? - What' means 'no'. 1073 01:06:46,057 --> 01:06:47,219 What? 1074 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:50,347 When Dad says 'what' like that, he means no. 1075 01:06:50,348 --> 01:06:53,270 That right, Barry? When you say 'what' like that, you mean 'no'? 1076 01:06:53,271 --> 01:06:54,939 - Or do you just mean 'what'? - What? 1077 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:57,483 Or does it mean 'l don't feel comfortable with you girls 1078 01:06:57,484 --> 01:07:00,322 'cause I don't know any of ya, and I don't know what to say to ya. 1079 01:07:00,323 --> 01:07:02,158 Easiest thing to do is run off to the pub, 1080 01:07:02,159 --> 01:07:04,198 talk about nothing instead of everything.' 1081 01:07:04,199 --> 01:07:06,448 And that's what 'what' means. Innit, Barry? 1082 01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:40,481 Wakey-wakey! 1083 01:07:40,482 --> 01:07:43,825 I admired you, Barry. I thought you was a big man. 1084 01:07:43,826 --> 01:07:47,789 But you're nothin' but a self-centred, whinin' piece of shit. 1085 01:07:47,790 --> 01:07:48,822 Jesus. 1086 01:07:48,823 --> 01:07:51,370 You think I'm gonna stand by while you abuse your family? 1087 01:07:51,371 --> 01:07:52,913 I'd never hit any of 'em. 1088 01:07:52,914 --> 01:07:55,503 I know. You don't have the guts to use your fists. 1089 01:07:55,504 --> 01:07:57,793 You slap them girls around with silence, don't ya? 1090 01:07:57,794 --> 01:07:59,382 Ya kick 'em by not lookin' at 'em. 1091 01:07:59,383 --> 01:08:02,548 Ya beat your wife by not comin' home and fucking anything that moves. 1092 01:08:02,549 --> 01:08:04,637 - That's... - Shut up! I heard the stories. 1093 01:08:04,638 --> 01:08:07,225 You know what I did when my husband hit me? 1094 01:08:07,226 --> 01:08:12,763 I slit his face open from his eyebrows to his chin. 1095 01:08:12,764 --> 01:08:14,856 You think he ever hit me again? 1096 01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:19,023 Hit me? He couldn't even look in the mirror without cryin' about it. 1097 01:08:19,024 --> 01:08:21,567 Shut up and keep movin'! 1098 01:08:21,568 --> 01:08:23,441 - Shaz! Don't hurt him! - Call the police! 1099 01:08:24,984 --> 01:08:26,736 - Get off... - Get in there! 1100 01:08:26,737 --> 01:08:30,072 Oh! You can't kill me! I'm an elected official! 1101 01:08:30,073 --> 01:08:32,701 Oh, it's easy to impress people who don't know ya, innit? 1102 01:08:32,702 --> 01:08:33,992 I'll be missed! 1103 01:08:33,993 --> 01:08:36,212 Yeah, only by your family. Suck on that irony. 1104 01:08:38,998 --> 01:08:41,291 - Michelle... - I don't have it! 1105 01:08:41,292 --> 01:08:43,044 - Michelle, it's me, love. - I'm sorry! 1106 01:08:43,045 --> 01:08:45,718 I'm so sorry. I don't have it. 1107 01:08:48,633 --> 01:08:50,259 Shaz? 1108 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,845 Yeah. I got ya dad down here. 1109 01:08:52,846 --> 01:08:54,846 This is where she sleeps now, Barry. 1110 01:08:54,847 --> 01:08:58,944 She waits till everyone goes to bed and then she moves her stuff down here. 1111 01:08:58,945 --> 01:09:02,563 Tell your dad what you're doin' down here, Michelle. 1112 01:09:02,564 --> 01:09:04,405 They know where to find me up there. 1113 01:09:04,406 --> 01:09:06,320 - Who does? - The ones from Lost In Space. 1114 01:09:06,321 --> 01:09:09,446 They want the mechanical man. I don't have him! 1115 01:09:09,447 --> 01:09:11,363 They know where I sleep. 1116 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:14,116 They want to hurt me 'cause I'm bad. 1117 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:16,493 They took Mum 'cause I let 'em down. 1118 01:09:16,494 --> 01:09:18,667 I can't be up there no more. 1119 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:23,009 She needs 'elp, Barry. What are ya gonna do about it? 1120 01:09:24,919 --> 01:09:26,885 - I'm onto it, sweetheart. - No! 1121 01:09:26,886 --> 01:09:28,598 - You can come out now. - No! 1122 01:09:28,599 --> 01:09:31,592 I've gotta stay here! 1123 01:09:31,593 --> 01:09:34,016 I gotta stay... here. 1124 01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:38,015 I wanna talk to her - alone. 1125 01:09:38,016 --> 01:09:40,895 - Nup. - She's my daughter, not yours! 1126 01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:05,001 Why don't you tell me about it, OK? 1127 01:10:05,002 --> 01:10:07,294 You won't get mad? 1128 01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:10,214 No. 1129 01:10:10,215 --> 01:10:11,882 I won't get mad. 1130 01:10:11,883 --> 01:10:14,807 You won't hate me no more? 1131 01:10:27,565 --> 01:10:29,533 You were married, Shaz. 1132 01:10:30,610 --> 01:10:33,529 You were married to Trevor Blundell. 1133 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,031 Married? 1134 01:10:36,032 --> 01:10:38,116 Till death do us part. 1135 01:10:38,117 --> 01:10:41,246 I meant that, even if he didn't. 1136 01:10:42,330 --> 01:10:45,550 - He told me you were dead. - And what about Grace? 1137 01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:49,503 He tell you about our daughter? 1138 01:10:49,504 --> 01:10:51,677 He told you she was dead too, didn't he? 1139 01:10:53,341 --> 01:10:55,509 Yeah, well, she ain't dead. 1140 01:10:55,510 --> 01:10:58,434 He's got her. And he keeps her against her will. 1141 01:11:00,139 --> 01:11:02,558 That's why I come to Dolphin Heads. 1142 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:05,602 That's why your dad stopped for me. 1143 01:11:05,603 --> 01:11:08,823 That's why you work for him. 1144 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:11,776 It's your destiny. 1145 01:11:15,446 --> 01:11:17,073 Trust me? 1146 01:11:22,287 --> 01:11:24,961 I done for you, didn't I? 1147 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:29,918 Then you do for me. 1148 01:11:43,266 --> 01:11:45,475 Go on. 1149 01:11:45,476 --> 01:11:47,399 He needs ya. 1150 01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:53,692 Ian Davies, please. 1151 01:11:53,693 --> 01:11:55,411 Yeah, Barry Moochmore. 1152 01:11:57,030 --> 01:12:02,242 Yeah, Ian? Oh, no... not good actually. 1153 01:12:02,243 --> 01:12:04,712 It's my daughter Michelle, she's feeling crook. 1154 01:12:07,248 --> 01:12:09,296 She's hearing voices, Ian. 1155 01:12:10,376 --> 01:12:13,295 Telling her to kill herself and that. 1156 01:12:13,296 --> 01:12:17,096 Yeah, I think you better. See you soon. 1157 01:12:25,183 --> 01:12:26,776 I don't hate youse. 1158 01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:30,647 Who said I hated youse? 1159 01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:36,695 I grew up with boys, that's all. 1160 01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,076 They used to compare... 1161 01:12:44,077 --> 01:12:46,296 ...me and me brothers to the Kennedys. 1162 01:12:48,539 --> 01:12:52,709 We was like Jack, Bobby and Teddy in Hyannis Port. 1163 01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:55,839 'Cept we were Barry, Vince and Ken in Dolphin Heads. 1164 01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:57,431 And me dad... 1165 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:05,722 ...he was a big man, a rogue, like old Joe Kennedy was. 1166 01:13:05,723 --> 01:13:09,768 And he told us that we was destined for greatness 1167 01:13:09,769 --> 01:13:11,487 like them Kennedy boys. 1168 01:13:22,281 --> 01:13:24,659 But this is my greatness, isn't it? 1169 01:13:27,787 --> 01:13:30,165 Mayor of nothing but a shithole town... 1170 01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:35,919 ...with an insane wife and five mental daughters. 1171 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:38,964 So you didn't get what you want? Big deal! 1172 01:13:38,965 --> 01:13:42,060 We're girls, Dad - we're gonna be girls for the rest of our lives, 1173 01:13:42,061 --> 01:13:45,220 so why don't you just shut up about it?! 1174 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:46,814 And we want you to start coming home 1175 01:13:46,815 --> 01:13:49,015 and talking to us about things. 1176 01:13:49,016 --> 01:13:53,270 And taking us places, like the beach and that. 1177 01:13:53,271 --> 01:13:54,862 Like we were a real family. 1178 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:58,233 - 'Cause we are one. - If you think about it. 1179 01:13:58,234 --> 01:14:01,158 And we want you to stop seeing other women, 1180 01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:03,697 because everybody knows about it. 1181 01:14:03,698 --> 01:14:06,658 Mum did too. 1182 01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:08,878 It's just embarrassing. 1183 01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:16,918 I would never have dared - not in a million years - 1184 01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:20,213 dared to talk to my father like this! 1185 01:14:20,214 --> 01:14:23,593 One wrong look and he thrashed the living daylights outta me! 1186 01:14:53,414 --> 01:14:58,090 Yea... he was a bad father too. 1187 01:15:22,568 --> 01:15:27,906 Dad... there weren't only Kennedy boys. 1188 01:15:27,907 --> 01:15:30,992 There were girls too. 1189 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:34,543 And one of them was mental and they put her away. 1190 01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:38,255 So... 1191 01:15:39,877 --> 01:15:43,677 ...you're sort of like a Kennedy, if you think about it. 1192 01:15:53,558 --> 01:15:57,654 Yeah... I reckon I am. 1193 01:16:04,777 --> 01:16:06,611 Doris Charles speaking. 1194 01:16:06,612 --> 01:16:08,533 We have Elizabeth the 1st 1195 01:16:08,534 --> 01:16:10,033 and all her weird friends. 1196 01:16:15,329 --> 01:16:17,252 No! 1197 01:16:28,509 --> 01:16:29,556 Smile. 1198 01:16:35,641 --> 01:16:37,939 Doris has got something to say to you, Shirley. 1199 01:16:42,273 --> 01:16:43,320 I've... 1200 01:16:45,651 --> 01:16:46,698 I've... 1201 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,492 - I've... - What's that? Speak up, Doris. 1202 01:16:53,618 --> 01:16:56,417 I've always... 1203 01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:01,333 ...been jealous of you... 1204 01:17:01,334 --> 01:17:06,254 ...of your sweet, caring nature... 1205 01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:08,722 ...and the fact that Mum loved you more than she loved me. 1206 01:17:08,723 --> 01:17:10,887 - Oh! No, she didn't. - She did. 1207 01:17:10,888 --> 01:17:12,260 - She didn't. - She did. 1208 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:13,806 - She did' - She really didn't. 1209 01:17:13,807 --> 01:17:16,726 She did. And old Doris here's been pissed off about it for years. 1210 01:17:16,727 --> 01:17:18,726 But you're over that now, ain't you, Doris? 1211 01:17:18,727 --> 01:17:19,768 Yes. 1212 01:17:19,769 --> 01:17:22,020 Twice a week, she's gonna come over to your house 1213 01:17:22,021 --> 01:17:23,487 for tea with you and the girls. 1214 01:17:23,488 --> 01:17:26,107 Afterwards, she's gonna help with the dishes, aren't you? 1215 01:17:26,108 --> 01:17:29,533 Maybe some vacuuming and a little bit laundry too, aren't you, Doris? 1216 01:17:29,534 --> 01:17:31,075 Aren't ya? 1217 01:17:32,114 --> 01:17:33,865 Elizabeth the 1st. 1218 01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,700 Yes, I am. I will, yes. 1219 01:17:35,701 --> 01:17:38,286 And she's very, very sorry. 1220 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:40,956 I'm very, very sorry. 1221 01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,709 - For what? - For being a cunt. 1222 01:17:42,710 --> 01:17:44,376 Oh, no. Oh... 1223 01:17:44,377 --> 01:17:47,345 But you are a cunt. You are the cuntiest cunt of all time. 1224 01:17:47,346 --> 01:17:49,805 - Admit your cunthood. - Don't make her say that. 1225 01:17:49,806 --> 01:17:53,178 - An irrefutable fact, like gravity. - Oh, please don't make her say that. 1226 01:17:53,179 --> 01:17:57,430 Alright. She's sorry for not being a very good sister. Hm? 1227 01:17:57,431 --> 01:17:59,849 Oh, I'm sorry too. 1228 01:17:59,850 --> 01:18:01,727 - You don't have to be sorry. - Yes, I do. 1229 01:18:01,728 --> 01:18:03,728 - No. Shirley? - I do. I do. 1230 01:18:03,729 --> 01:18:05,104 - Shirley? Shirley? - I do. 1231 01:18:05,105 --> 01:18:07,279 - But I do. I really am sorry. - Shirley? 1232 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:11,154 She's right. You don't. 1233 01:18:13,072 --> 01:18:15,416 I haven't been a very good sister. 1234 01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:20,412 Oh, come on out, Shirley. 1235 01:18:20,413 --> 01:18:22,381 Everything's gonna be alright. 1236 01:18:26,585 --> 01:18:30,588 But what about Barry? Is he still angry with me? 1237 01:18:30,589 --> 01:18:33,056 Shirley, as you know, I think Doris here's a cunt, 1238 01:18:33,057 --> 01:18:36,302 but she is right about one thing - Barry's a bit of a dickhead. 1239 01:18:36,303 --> 01:18:39,682 Don't worry about what he thinks 'cause he only ever thinks of himself. 1240 01:18:39,683 --> 01:18:40,729 Mum! 1241 01:18:42,893 --> 01:18:45,103 Hello! 1242 01:18:45,104 --> 01:18:47,772 Mum? Mum? Mum, it's me. Mum, it's me. 1243 01:18:49,692 --> 01:18:50,739 G'day, love. 1244 01:18:53,112 --> 01:18:55,865 - How are you feeling? - Oh, I'm fine... fine. 1245 01:18:55,866 --> 01:18:57,699 Oh, sweetheart, stop... 1246 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,118 I voted for you... so did Beverly. 1247 01:19:00,119 --> 01:19:02,211 Oh, thank you, love. Both of youse. 1248 01:19:02,212 --> 01:19:05,001 You can come out now, Mum. The house is all clean. 1249 01:19:05,002 --> 01:19:07,466 And Noxious Nance went mental, didn't she, Shaz? 1250 01:19:07,467 --> 01:19:09,836 High-dependency ward, Shirley. The Quiet Room. 1251 01:19:09,837 --> 01:19:13,260 Donna ran off with a borderline personality lesbian Aboriginal. 1252 01:19:13,261 --> 01:19:15,223 - You remember? Sandra. 1253 01:19:15,224 --> 01:19:17,559 - Oh, Sandra. How is Sandra? - Married. 1254 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,929 - To Donna. - Here. They sent me a picture. 1255 01:19:19,930 --> 01:19:22,727 They eloped to Adelaide and Nance just went ballistic 1256 01:19:22,728 --> 01:19:24,646 and kidnapped Donna out of a supermarket. 1257 01:19:24,647 --> 01:19:26,896 So Sandra's doctors had Nance certified. 1258 01:19:28,147 --> 01:19:31,151 See Shirley, all this time you was the normal one. 1259 01:19:31,152 --> 01:19:32,609 And guess what? 1260 01:19:32,610 --> 01:19:35,862 Oh. Oh, I'm schizophrenic. 1261 01:19:35,863 --> 01:19:38,239 Michelle's schizophrenic and Coral's not. 1262 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,240 Dad got a psychiatrist. Didn't you? 1263 01:19:40,241 --> 01:19:41,492 Yeah, yeah. Ian Davies. 1264 01:19:41,493 --> 01:19:43,462 You remember Ian - he's the one that... 1265 01:19:43,463 --> 01:19:46,498 ...helped put you... 1266 01:19:46,499 --> 01:19:49,876 But he gave me, um... uh, 'clozapine'. 1267 01:19:49,877 --> 01:19:53,220 Long as Michelle keeps taking that, she's gonna be fine. 1268 01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:57,390 Oh. I don't know if things are coming together or falling apart. 1269 01:19:58,844 --> 01:20:03,264 Don't cry, Mum. I'm happy. 1270 01:20:03,265 --> 01:20:05,982 All the girls are jealous of me, aren't ya? 1271 01:20:05,983 --> 01:20:07,978 - Come out, Shirl. 1272 01:20:10,314 --> 01:20:12,899 You can't be in here no more. 1273 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:15,151 Please come home. We miss you so much, Mum. 1274 01:20:15,152 --> 01:20:16,993 We made our beds and I washed the dishes 1275 01:20:16,994 --> 01:20:18,489 and Kayleen dried them. 1276 01:20:21,867 --> 01:20:25,995 - Come home, love. - It's really clean. 1277 01:20:25,996 --> 01:20:27,872 - Please, Mum? - OK. 1278 01:20:27,873 --> 01:20:29,420 Yes! 1279 01:20:39,802 --> 01:20:41,761 Saturday, 7pm. 1280 01:20:41,762 --> 01:20:45,767 He'll be at the aquarium, spouting his shark-hunter bullshit. 1281 01:20:45,768 --> 01:20:47,851 And that's when we do it. 1282 01:20:47,852 --> 01:20:50,571 Now the boat's booby-trapped, so we gotta be smart. 1283 01:20:52,022 --> 01:20:55,322 If we want Grace, we have to have something we can negotiate with, 1284 01:20:55,323 --> 01:20:58,069 something he cares about. 1285 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:00,448 You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Coral? 1286 01:21:02,783 --> 01:21:06,003 Find the keys, unlock them chains on the wheels. 1287 01:21:07,037 --> 01:21:09,005 We tow it right outta there. 1288 01:21:24,263 --> 01:21:28,558 ♪ She doesn't know what she does to me 1289 01:21:28,559 --> 01:21:32,103 ♪ Born without the instinct of conformity 1290 01:21:32,104 --> 01:21:35,940 ♪ She ain't normal, just different shades of mental 1291 01:21:35,941 --> 01:21:38,740 ♪ The fact that we met, it could not be accidental ♪ 1292 01:21:38,741 --> 01:21:39,777 Grace? 1293 01:21:39,778 --> 01:21:43,364 ♪ Maybe she's not the solution 1294 01:21:43,365 --> 01:21:47,827 ♪ But she's the next step in human evolution 1295 01:21:47,828 --> 01:21:49,796 ♪ She's the best... ♪ 1296 01:21:53,792 --> 01:21:55,508 - What are you singing, mate? - What? 1297 01:21:55,509 --> 01:21:57,173 Where'd you get them words? 1298 01:21:57,174 --> 01:21:59,594 - I made 'em up. - 'Instinct of conformity'? 1299 01:21:59,595 --> 01:22:01,132 'Next step'? 1300 01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:05,138 Where is she? Where is the mad bitch?! 1301 01:22:08,974 --> 01:22:10,021 Grace? 1302 01:22:26,533 --> 01:22:29,252 Where is she? Where's your daughter?! 1303 01:22:35,209 --> 01:22:38,169 Shhh! There's someone coming. 1304 01:22:38,170 --> 01:22:41,219 Nothing to worry about, Shirl. We're just stealing my ex's shark. 1305 01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:43,174 - Go back to bed. 1306 01:22:43,175 --> 01:22:45,553 - Shaz! 1307 01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,681 - That old bitch. - This is a kidnapping. 1308 01:22:50,682 --> 01:22:53,402 Don't worry, I've been in tighter spots than this. Come on! 1309 01:22:53,403 --> 01:22:55,186 No, Shaz, no... 1310 01:22:55,187 --> 01:22:58,485 When you wake up, Shirley, I'll be gone and you'll have your family back. 1311 01:22:58,486 --> 01:23:00,029 - No... - Mum, I've got this. 1312 01:23:01,777 --> 01:23:04,153 Youse check the hallway, youse check the verandah. 1313 01:23:04,154 --> 01:23:06,701 Don't worry, we're not here for you - we're here for Shaz. 1314 01:23:06,702 --> 01:23:09,166 She's nuts. She attacked me with a knife. 1315 01:23:09,167 --> 01:23:13,039 Oh, shut up about that. More importantly, where are my dolls? 1316 01:23:22,548 --> 01:23:24,221 He told me about you, Shaz. 1317 01:23:26,051 --> 01:23:27,642 Black out your face, Coral. 1318 01:23:27,643 --> 01:23:29,602 - Grace drowned. - What? 1319 01:23:29,603 --> 01:23:32,395 She was a drug addict. She went swimming in the sea... 1320 01:23:34,727 --> 01:23:37,604 You don't know the first thing about me daughter, you hear me?! 1321 01:23:37,605 --> 01:23:39,650 Grace weren't on drugs and she didn't drown. 1322 01:23:39,651 --> 01:23:42,570 She got took by a shark- his shark, the one in his show. 1323 01:23:42,571 --> 01:23:44,115 The shark that ate Harold Holt? 1324 01:23:44,116 --> 01:23:45,820 It never ate Harold Holt- 1325 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,787 that's bullshit he made up for the punters. 1326 01:23:47,788 --> 01:23:50,532 He caught it five years ago, the day after Grace went missing 1327 01:23:50,533 --> 01:23:52,705 'cause he knew it was the shark that took her. 1328 01:23:52,706 --> 01:23:55,545 He's got a restraining order on you, Shaz. 1329 01:23:55,546 --> 01:23:57,883 He says if you go near him, he'll put you away again. 1330 01:23:57,884 --> 01:23:59,125 Again? 1331 01:23:59,126 --> 01:24:01,968 You told him, didn't you? Oh, you told him. 1332 01:24:01,969 --> 01:24:04,759 - He already knew! - Don't you lie to me! 1333 01:24:04,760 --> 01:24:08,510 You're the liar! We're not special, we're not the next steps either! 1334 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,229 - No, Coral! - Three times it's happened. 1335 01:24:11,230 --> 01:24:16,225 He moves to a place and she finds losers, losers like us. 1336 01:24:16,226 --> 01:24:18,227 No, I'm not a loser! 1337 01:24:18,228 --> 01:24:22,231 She picks the stupid and the lonely, and she flatters ya, 1338 01:24:22,232 --> 01:24:24,403 avenges ya, and before you know it, 1339 01:24:24,404 --> 01:24:27,996 you have boot-polish on your face, helping her steal a dead shark! 1340 01:24:27,997 --> 01:24:30,573 No! Coral, she believes in us! 1341 01:24:30,574 --> 01:24:34,160 Tell 'em. Tell them what you really think. 1342 01:24:34,161 --> 01:24:35,411 Oh, shut up! 1343 01:24:35,412 --> 01:24:36,957 Tell 'em, you lying bitch! 1344 01:24:36,958 --> 01:24:40,674 You're nothin'! You're too stupid to stand up for yourselves, 1345 01:24:40,675 --> 01:24:42,715 too lazy to care about anyone but you! 1346 01:24:42,716 --> 01:24:45,260 What else are you good for but lies?! 1347 01:24:59,895 --> 01:25:01,437 Get it? 1348 01:25:01,438 --> 01:25:06,410 We're stupid, lazy and unpopular. 1349 01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,864 But at least we're not crazy. 1350 01:25:12,616 --> 01:25:13,993 You take it back. 1351 01:25:20,124 --> 01:25:22,001 Take it back. 1352 01:25:25,170 --> 01:25:27,298 You hear voices. 1353 01:25:30,050 --> 01:25:33,052 You hear your daughter's voice calling you 1354 01:25:33,053 --> 01:25:34,930 from inside a dead shark. 1355 01:25:39,017 --> 01:25:41,987 Nobody can save you from that. 1356 01:25:46,984 --> 01:25:50,329 The spirit lives on after the body, don't you know that? 1357 01:25:51,488 --> 01:25:53,281 But it can be trapped. 1358 01:25:53,282 --> 01:25:58,880 It screams out in pain and there's no-one there to hear it. 1359 01:26:02,541 --> 01:26:04,794 A mother never stops hearing it. 1360 01:26:07,963 --> 01:26:12,133 Her spirit's gotta be in the ocean where she died. 1361 01:26:12,134 --> 01:26:14,387 I've got to get it outta me head. 1362 01:26:18,265 --> 01:26:19,812 Come on. 1363 01:26:31,695 --> 01:26:33,197 You promised me. 1364 01:26:37,284 --> 01:26:39,252 He knows you're coming, Shaz. 1365 01:26:41,121 --> 01:26:45,791 Get out of here... while you still can. Go, Shaz! 1366 01:26:45,792 --> 01:26:47,385 Please. 1367 01:26:49,963 --> 01:26:51,554 Don't you know what it's like 1368 01:26:51,555 --> 01:26:54,347 to care for someone more than you care for yourself? 1369 01:27:02,184 --> 01:27:03,606 Ripper. 1370 01:28:09,793 --> 01:28:11,761 Stay back, love. Stay out of it. 1371 01:28:13,672 --> 01:28:16,175 Don't hurt her! Please, no! 1372 01:28:19,177 --> 01:28:20,724 Could we have lunch this Friday? 1373 01:28:23,181 --> 01:28:25,024 Or afternoon tea? 1374 01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:43,618 - Dad's home! 1375 01:28:53,587 --> 01:28:55,254 G'day! 1376 01:28:55,255 --> 01:28:58,549 - Mrs Moochmore. - Yes. 1377 01:28:58,550 --> 01:29:00,223 Trevor Blundell. 1378 01:29:02,304 --> 01:29:05,681 Coral's employer... former employer. 1379 01:29:05,682 --> 01:29:07,307 Sorry, luv, ya out of a job. 1380 01:29:07,308 --> 01:29:10,358 I'm closin' the shark show. Takin' off tonight. Cheers, luv. 1381 01:29:15,984 --> 01:29:18,861 You all feel bad about Shaz, I know. 1382 01:29:18,862 --> 01:29:21,035 But ya done the right thing. 1383 01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:27,953 They'll let 'er out. They always do. Then it starts again. 1384 01:29:27,954 --> 01:29:30,002 Why don't ya just give 'er the shark? 1385 01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:38,678 She never gets that shark. 1386 01:29:40,217 --> 01:29:42,263 She never gets to forget what she done. 1387 01:29:42,264 --> 01:29:45,432 - What did she do? - She looked the other way! 1388 01:29:45,433 --> 01:29:48,684 She wants to protect Grace now! Where was she then? 1389 01:29:53,438 --> 01:29:55,106 Maybe she'll die. 1390 01:29:55,107 --> 01:29:59,068 There's a possibility. 1391 01:29:59,069 --> 01:30:01,445 She can't take another 12 months searchin' for me. 1392 01:30:01,446 --> 01:30:03,995 It'll kill 'er. Or she'll kill 'erself. 1393 01:30:03,996 --> 01:30:05,908 Shaz would never do that. 1394 01:30:07,994 --> 01:30:09,917 That a fact? 1395 01:30:12,457 --> 01:30:14,926 A little girl once told me she jumped off a verandah 1396 01:30:14,927 --> 01:30:18,295 'cause she didn't like the look of her own face. 1397 01:30:18,296 --> 01:30:21,632 Imagine it that little girl knew real pain. 1398 01:30:21,633 --> 01:30:25,308 Grief. Despair. 1399 01:30:27,472 --> 01:30:29,520 Maybe she'd cut 'er throat too. 1400 01:30:31,268 --> 01:30:33,519 Yeah. 1401 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,938 Or her wrists. 1402 01:30:35,939 --> 01:30:37,939 Or try to hang herself in the bathroom 1403 01:30:37,940 --> 01:30:39,568 with the elastic from her pyjamas. 1404 01:30:43,697 --> 01:30:47,747 Maybe this time we'll be lucky, and there'll be no five-minute checks 1405 01:30:47,748 --> 01:30:49,711 and we can all be free. 1406 01:31:14,311 --> 01:31:17,021 I 'ad a family. 1407 01:31:17,022 --> 01:31:21,778 We used to sit around a table and talk about things. 1408 01:31:24,112 --> 01:31:25,864 The future. 1409 01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:32,212 We had it all. 1410 01:31:34,956 --> 01:31:36,799 We just didn't know it. 1411 01:32:01,775 --> 01:32:03,317 G'day, Trev. 1412 01:32:03,318 --> 01:32:07,824 Oh, Coral says sorry but they've stolen ya shark. 1413 01:32:09,908 --> 01:32:12,618 They left this, but. 1414 01:32:12,619 --> 01:32:14,411 Oh, mate. 1415 01:32:14,412 --> 01:32:16,631 You're not still upset about that, are ya? 1416 01:32:20,001 --> 01:32:21,628 What are you doin'? 1417 01:32:23,380 --> 01:32:24,547 No. 1418 01:32:24,548 --> 01:32:27,222 ♪ She doesn't know what she does to me... ♪ 1419 01:32:27,223 --> 01:32:29,426 Jesus! We don't 'ave the time! 1420 01:32:29,427 --> 01:32:32,055 ♪ ..instinct of conformity ♪ - Mate, please. 1421 01:32:32,056 --> 01:32:34,640 Please! 1422 01:32:34,641 --> 01:32:36,433 Help! 1423 01:32:52,617 --> 01:32:54,492 G'day, Shirley. How was Wollongong? 1424 01:32:54,493 --> 01:32:57,043 I wouldn't know, Jack, I was in a mental hospital. 1425 01:32:57,044 --> 01:32:59,665 ..crazy. 1426 01:32:59,666 --> 01:33:02,960 Where have you been the last three days, Barry? 1427 01:33:02,961 --> 01:33:04,503 What? 1428 01:33:04,504 --> 01:33:08,382 I said, where have you been the last three days? 1429 01:33:08,383 --> 01:33:12,219 - What? - And who's she? 1430 01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:14,930 - I painted that. - What? 1431 01:33:14,931 --> 01:33:16,557 I see. 1432 01:33:16,558 --> 01:33:19,402 So nothing's changed, then, has it? 1433 01:33:22,772 --> 01:33:24,319 You're leaving me, Barry. 1434 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:29,618 Actually, you left me a longtime ago but this time you're really leaving me. 1435 01:33:31,156 --> 01:33:32,990 What about me election? 1436 01:33:32,991 --> 01:33:35,200 What? 1437 01:33:35,201 --> 01:33:37,454 - I said what about me election? - What? 1438 01:33:37,455 --> 01:33:40,539 - His election. - What? What! What! 1439 01:33:40,540 --> 01:33:42,087 Oh. 1440 01:33:56,264 --> 01:33:58,307 - Where is it? - Ah! 1441 01:33:58,308 --> 01:34:00,527 The plaque! The emergency plaque! 1442 01:34:00,528 --> 01:34:02,145 The emergency plaque! 1443 01:34:03,897 --> 01:34:06,320 Shirley! Shirley! 1444 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:16,535 I have been savin' this for a special occasion. 1445 01:34:18,119 --> 01:34:20,162 Your very own waterfall. 1446 01:34:20,163 --> 01:34:22,164 Named it after you. 1447 01:34:22,165 --> 01:34:24,257 Pushed it through the council last year. 1448 01:34:24,258 --> 01:34:26,501 It's in the rainforest near Mount Warning. 1449 01:34:26,502 --> 01:34:30,553 It's only a two-hour hike from the road - if you use a machete. 1450 01:34:32,509 --> 01:34:34,352 Oh... 1451 01:34:35,845 --> 01:34:37,973 Shirley Moochmore Falls. 1452 01:34:41,059 --> 01:34:42,606 It's true. 1453 01:34:44,521 --> 01:34:46,194 I did fall. 1454 01:34:47,899 --> 01:34:50,823 I fell, deep in a forest. 1455 01:34:52,737 --> 01:34:54,990 And there was no-one there to hear me. 1456 01:34:56,741 --> 01:35:02,162 Except there was someone. And it wasn't you. 1457 01:35:02,163 --> 01:35:06,750 You had a family, Barry. You had a wife. 1458 01:35:06,751 --> 01:35:11,213 I God created foam Who created you? 1459 01:35:11,214 --> 01:35:15,217 I His Son could walk on water so that is how we knew 1460 01:35:15,218 --> 01:35:18,554 ♪ To surf the tube 1461 01:35:18,555 --> 01:35:22,391 ♪ Surf the tube ♪ - Oh, yeah! 1462 01:35:22,392 --> 01:35:25,394 ♪ You can't have a bee without a bit of buzz 1463 01:35:25,395 --> 01:35:28,239 ♪ You can't expect to smoke a lot and not have lots of fuzz 1464 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:30,649 ♪ As you sun' the tube 1465 01:35:30,650 --> 01:35:32,823 ♪ Surf the tube ♪ - Yeah, Trev! 1466 01:35:34,571 --> 01:35:38,496 ♪ If JC were on Earth, what would He do? 1467 01:35:39,701 --> 01:35:42,202 ♪ He'd surf the tube. ♪ 1468 01:35:42,203 --> 01:35:43,625 Come on, Trev! 1469 01:35:45,957 --> 01:35:47,833 Hello, excuse me. 1470 01:35:47,834 --> 01:35:52,008 Um, hi, my name's Shirley Moochmore. I used to be a patient here. 1471 01:35:52,009 --> 01:35:54,756 I was the one who thought her husband had won Wheel Of Fortune. 1472 01:35:54,757 --> 01:35:57,805 Anyway, I'm fine now, thanks to you... and Prozac, of course. 1473 01:35:57,806 --> 01:36:00,724 These are my daughters - Leanne, Coral and that's Michelle... 1474 01:36:00,725 --> 01:36:02,895 We wanna see Sharon Thornbender. 1475 01:36:02,896 --> 01:36:04,558 Shirley! 1476 01:36:04,559 --> 01:36:06,436 - Sandra! 1477 01:36:09,606 --> 01:36:11,648 They got Shaz in 'ere? 1478 01:36:11,649 --> 01:36:15,870 Fuck! Ya mum's gonna shit! Wait'll they clap eyes on each other! 1479 01:36:15,871 --> 01:36:17,404 Mum won't see us. 1480 01:36:17,405 --> 01:36:19,076 She reckons we're abnormal freaks. 1481 01:36:19,077 --> 01:36:21,541 - Hey, check out our weddin' rings. - Oh, that's so nice. 1482 01:36:21,542 --> 01:36:23,081 We're here to bust Shaz out. 1483 01:36:23,082 --> 01:36:25,454 Yeah, that's why we got the koala. 1484 01:36:25,455 --> 01:36:27,251 - Oh. And there's this. 1485 01:36:27,252 --> 01:36:29,123 - Don't worry, it's not real. - No, no. No. 1486 01:36:29,124 --> 01:36:31,878 Once she's safe, I'll turn myself in and plead insanity. 1487 01:36:31,879 --> 01:36:35,464 - Ya gone mad. - I'd do the same for you. 1488 01:36:35,465 --> 01:36:37,966 Aww... 1489 01:36:37,967 --> 01:36:40,803 - You here for Shaz? - Oh, yes. 1490 01:36:40,804 --> 01:36:44,056 Yeah, Shaz says she doesn't wanna see youse. 1491 01:36:44,057 --> 01:36:48,312 Actually, she says she never wants to see you again. Ever. 1492 01:36:55,276 --> 01:36:57,119 They asked me to give you this. 1493 01:37:00,657 --> 01:37:02,409 They said you'd understand. 1494 01:37:06,079 --> 01:37:10,916 ♪ Climb every mountain 1495 01:37:10,917 --> 01:37:14,717 ♪ Search high and low 1496 01:37:16,297 --> 01:37:20,717 ♪ Follow every byway 1497 01:37:20,718 --> 01:37:26,014 ♪ Every path you know 1498 01:37:26,015 --> 01:37:30,144 ♪ Climb every mountain 1499 01:37:30,145 --> 01:37:34,982 ♪ Ford every stream 1500 01:37:34,983 --> 01:37:39,278 ♪ Follow every rainbow 1501 01:37:39,279 --> 01:37:43,365 ♪ Till you find your dream 1502 01:37:43,366 --> 01:37:45,701 ♪ A dream that will need 1503 01:37:45,702 --> 01:37:49,955 ♪ All the love you can give... ♪ 1504 01:37:49,956 --> 01:37:52,173 How are you feeling, Nance? A little zonked? 1505 01:37:52,174 --> 01:37:55,760 I'm not surprised, We put 1,200 volts through ya head. 1506 01:37:55,761 --> 01:37:57,380 How 'bout a little walk, hey? 1507 01:38:00,341 --> 01:38:03,886 ♪ Climb every mountain 1508 01:38:03,887 --> 01:38:08,140 ♪ Ford every stream 1509 01:38:08,141 --> 01:38:11,977 ♪ Follow every rainbow 1510 01:38:11,978 --> 01:38:20,777 ♪ Till you find your dream 1511 01:38:20,778 --> 01:38:26,116 ♪ A dream that will need ♪ All the love you can give... ♪ 1512 01:38:26,117 --> 01:38:28,952 Oh, fuck youse. Fuck youse all. 1513 01:38:28,953 --> 01:38:32,289 ♪ Every day of your life 1514 01:38:32,290 --> 01:38:36,793 ♪ For as long as you live... ♪ 1515 01:38:36,794 --> 01:38:39,004 Nance! Nance! 1516 01:38:39,005 --> 01:38:42,424 They can sing! My girls can sing! 1517 01:38:42,425 --> 01:38:45,594 Family, Nance. That's what matters. 1518 01:38:45,595 --> 01:38:47,812 People accepting you for who you are. 1519 01:38:47,813 --> 01:38:49,807 And you accepting them right back. 1520 01:38:49,808 --> 01:38:52,768 Mum, I love you, Mum. 1521 01:38:52,769 --> 01:38:57,397 ♪ ..you find your dream... ♪ 1522 01:38:57,398 --> 01:38:58,945 Oh. 1523 01:39:01,194 --> 01:39:03,288 I love you too, Mum. 1524 01:39:05,406 --> 01:39:08,992 Aww! 1525 01:39:08,993 --> 01:39:11,041 Look at Noxious with the dykes! 1526 01:39:17,627 --> 01:39:19,174 Go for it! 1527 01:39:21,214 --> 01:39:23,842 She's gone mental again! 1528 01:39:30,139 --> 01:39:32,062 Let's go and free your daughter. 1529 01:39:36,437 --> 01:39:39,190 I Do you believe in surfing? Do you believe? ♪ 1530 01:39:39,191 --> 01:39:40,732 Aahhh... 1531 01:39:40,733 --> 01:39:45,404 ♪ The sun and the buoys, yeah, the waves, yeah, the crashing seas 1532 01:39:49,909 --> 01:39:53,495 ♪ Do you believe in surfing? Do you believe? ♪ 1533 01:39:53,496 --> 01:39:55,497 - Yeah! 1534 01:39:55,498 --> 01:39:58,752 ♪ Do you believe in surfing Do you believe, yeah 1535 01:40:00,044 --> 01:40:04,006 ♪ Do you believe in surfing? I believe 1536 01:40:04,007 --> 01:40:06,101 ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe 1537 01:40:06,102 --> 01:40:07,884 ♪ Trevor... ♪ 1538 01:40:07,885 --> 01:40:09,887 Oh! 1539 01:40:21,065 --> 01:40:22,612 Brutal. 1540 01:40:30,116 --> 01:40:32,784 - This is it. - Jane, you take Ripper. 1541 01:40:32,785 --> 01:40:34,619 Stand back. 1542 01:40:34,620 --> 01:40:36,167 Come on! Come on! 1543 01:40:39,751 --> 01:40:41,376 Hit it! 1544 01:40:41,377 --> 01:40:43,587 Shaz! 1545 01:40:43,588 --> 01:40:46,006 Step away from the tank! 1546 01:40:46,007 --> 01:40:47,759 Ripper, down. 1547 01:40:50,136 --> 01:40:53,680 No, Trev. Not possible. 1548 01:40:53,681 --> 01:40:56,025 - I'll shoot ya. 1549 01:40:57,101 --> 01:40:58,935 I'll shoot ya dead. 1550 01:40:58,936 --> 01:41:03,112 Yeah? Well, you're gonna have to. 'Cause this time I'm doin' it. 1551 01:41:03,113 --> 01:41:06,026 She's gonna be free or I join 'er. 1552 01:41:06,027 --> 01:41:08,612 She's dead! Why don't ya let 'er die? 1553 01:41:08,613 --> 01:41:11,114 'Cause she calls me! 1554 01:41:11,115 --> 01:41:13,825 You hear 'er too! I know ya hear 'er! 1555 01:41:13,826 --> 01:41:18,830 'Course I hear 'er! I hear 'er every day of me life! 1556 01:41:18,831 --> 01:41:21,583 In me heart! Me memories! 1557 01:41:21,584 --> 01:41:23,801 But not comin' out of that fuckin' shark! 1558 01:41:23,802 --> 01:41:25,636 - Trev... - Shut up, Coral! 1559 01:41:25,637 --> 01:41:29,055 - You're in over ya head. - Ya want it to stop, Trev? 1560 01:41:31,594 --> 01:41:33,437 Pull the trigger. 1561 01:41:35,598 --> 01:41:37,851 'Cause I can't stop no other way. 1562 01:41:43,189 --> 01:41:48,662 Help me. You're the only one who understands. 1563 01:41:53,032 --> 01:41:54,659 Help me. 1564 01:41:58,037 --> 01:41:59,755 Do it. 1565 01:42:02,417 --> 01:42:04,135 Do it. 1566 01:42:08,840 --> 01:42:10,549 No! 1567 01:42:34,657 --> 01:42:36,199 OK! Forward! 1568 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:39,035 - Go! - Mum, move forward. 1569 01:42:39,036 --> 01:42:41,130 Come on, Trevor! 1570 01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,584 - Slowly! - Slowly! 1571 01:42:45,585 --> 01:42:47,252 - Slowly! - Slowly! 1572 01:42:47,253 --> 01:42:48,800 - Slowly, Mum! - Slowly! 1573 01:42:48,801 --> 01:42:50,343 I'm going slowly. 1574 01:42:52,425 --> 01:42:53,967 Easy. 1575 01:42:55,511 --> 01:42:57,429 Be careful, Trevor! 1576 01:42:57,430 --> 01:42:59,103 Easy does it. 1577 01:43:00,224 --> 01:43:02,727 - What? - Give me the rope! Chuck it now! 1578 01:43:02,728 --> 01:43:05,196 I'm right. Got it, yeah, I'm ready. 1579 01:43:06,564 --> 01:43:08,398 Got it. I've got it! 1580 01:43:08,399 --> 01:43:10,527 When she clears the tank, pull. 1581 01:43:12,612 --> 01:43:14,330 I love you, ya cunt. 1582 01:43:15,656 --> 01:43:18,205 You fuckin' mad bitch. 1583 01:43:19,952 --> 01:43:21,119 What now? 1584 01:43:21,120 --> 01:43:23,705 - Now? - Now? 1585 01:43:23,706 --> 01:43:26,750 - Now! - Go! 1586 01:43:52,443 --> 01:43:54,116 Stop! 1587 01:43:56,322 --> 01:43:58,240 Trev! 1588 01:43:58,241 --> 01:43:59,959 Shaz! 1589 01:44:28,854 --> 01:44:31,983 ♪ Haunting music 1590 01:45:01,804 --> 01:45:04,431 He looks sorry. 1591 01:45:04,432 --> 01:45:08,107 He just wants me to show up to his campaign launch, that's all. 1592 01:45:14,609 --> 01:45:18,079 Come on, Mum. What would Shaz do? 1593 01:45:25,244 --> 01:45:29,414 Tell your father I will go. Under one condition. 1594 01:45:29,415 --> 01:45:31,916 Ladies and gentlemen, 1595 01:45:31,917 --> 01:45:37,464 he's the current... and future Mayor of Dolphin Heads City Council, 1596 01:45:37,465 --> 01:45:40,091 Barry Moochmore! 1597 01:46:10,081 --> 01:46:15,543 ♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪ 1598 01:46:17,088 --> 01:46:23,134 ♪ Every morning you greet me ♪ 1599 01:46:23,135 --> 01:46:24,682 - What are you doing? - Piss off. 1600 01:46:24,683 --> 01:46:27,138 ♪ Small and white 1601 01:46:27,139 --> 01:46:31,267 ♪ Clean and bright ♪ - Have you lost your mind? 1602 01:46:31,268 --> 01:46:38,149 Get stuffed. ♪ You look happy to meet me 1603 01:46:38,150 --> 01:46:44,698 ♪ Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow ♪ 1604 01:46:44,699 --> 01:46:47,659 - Shut up. ♪ Bloom and grow 1605 01:46:47,660 --> 01:46:52,288 ♪ Forever ♪ - Shut the fuck up. 1606 01:46:52,289 --> 01:46:59,254 ♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪ Shut up 1607 01:46:59,255 --> 01:47:06,177 ♪ Bless my homeland... ♪ You'll regret this forever 1608 01:47:06,178 --> 01:47:07,721 ♪ Forever. ♪ 1609 01:47:19,024 --> 01:47:26,781 ♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss ♪ 1610 01:47:26,782 --> 01:47:33,788 ♪ Every morning ♪ You greet me 1611 01:47:33,789 --> 01:47:37,125 ♪ Small and white 1612 01:47:37,126 --> 01:47:40,420 ♪ Clean and bright 1613 01:47:40,421 --> 01:47:46,426 ♪ You look happy to meet me 1614 01:47:46,427 --> 01:47:52,766 ♪ Blossom of snow may you bloom and grow ♪ 1615 01:47:52,767 --> 01:48:00,064 - Bloom and grow! ♪ Bloom and grow forever 1616 01:48:00,065 --> 01:48:06,863 ♪ Edelweiss, edelweiss 1617 01:48:06,864 --> 01:48:14,454 ♪ Bless my homeland forever. ♪ 1618 01:48:21,253 --> 01:48:23,838 They're just like the Von Trapps! 1619 01:48:23,839 --> 01:48:25,967 Moochmore, Moochmore, Moochmore... 1620 01:48:35,351 --> 01:48:40,980 Gloria All'Egitto 1621 01:48:40,981 --> 01:48:43,279 How embarrassing. 1622 01:48:49,073 --> 01:48:55,578 ♪ So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight 1623 01:48:55,579 --> 01:49:00,881 ♪ I hate to go and leave this pretty sight... ♪ 1624 01:49:02,127 --> 01:49:03,670 I lived. 1625 01:49:03,671 --> 01:49:05,512 ♪ Cuckoo ♪ Cuckoo 1626 01:49:05,513 --> 01:49:07,598 ♪ The sun ♪ The sun 1627 01:49:07,599 --> 01:49:09,264 ♪ Has gone ♪ Has gone 1628 01:49:09,265 --> 01:49:11,388 No... 1629 01:49:15,391 --> 01:49:17,767 ♪ So long 1630 01:49:17,768 --> 01:49:20,144 ♪ Farewell ♪ Farewell 1631 01:49:20,145 --> 01:49:22,773 ♪ Auf wiedersehen, goodbye ♪ 1632 01:49:22,774 --> 01:49:25,608 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1633 01:49:25,609 --> 01:49:28,361 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1634 01:49:28,362 --> 01:49:30,238 Ooh! 1635 01:49:30,239 --> 01:49:31,786 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 1636 01:49:31,787 --> 01:49:35,493 ♪ Goodbye 1637 01:49:35,494 --> 01:49:38,998 ♪ Goodbye. ♪ 1638 01:49:49,592 --> 01:49:52,719 ♪ Hip-hop song. 1639 01:52:58,363 --> 01:53:02,163 ♪ Danny met Dakota looking deep into the wishing well 1640 01:53:04,369 --> 01:53:08,465 ♪ Danny couldn't write so Dakota taught him how to spell 1641 01:53:10,709 --> 01:53:14,045 ♪ Dakota left school and she moved down south 1642 01:53:14,046 --> 01:53:16,720 ♪ She never knew why Danny wouldn't open his mouth 1643 01:53:16,721 --> 01:53:19,425 ♪ So she ♪ Woo woo 1644 01:53:19,426 --> 01:53:22,512 ♪ She ran away ♪ Woo woo 1645 01:53:22,513 --> 01:53:24,265 ♪ From the wishing well 1646 01:53:35,943 --> 01:53:39,914 ♪ Danny got a job and he kept every promise he made 1647 01:53:42,032 --> 01:53:46,333 ♪ Dakota got married Let the memories slip away 1648 01:53:48,539 --> 01:53:51,588 ♪ And Danny never wrote though he often cried 1649 01:53:51,589 --> 01:53:55,002 ♪ Dakota missed Danny but she didn't know why 1650 01:53:55,003 --> 01:53:59,509 ♪ Dakota found her husband in a hotel with her very best friend 1651 01:54:01,093 --> 01:54:05,849 ♪ She tried to make it work but she couldn't trust him again 1652 01:54:07,391 --> 01:54:10,518 ♪ Dakota moved back to the wishing well 1653 01:54:10,519 --> 01:54:13,648 ♪ But she never told Danny 'cause she couldn't tell 1654 01:54:13,649 --> 01:54:16,566 ♪ If he still ♪ Woo woo 1655 01:54:16,567 --> 01:54:19,735 ♪ Held a flame ♪ Woo woo 1656 01:54:19,736 --> 01:54:22,572 ♪ For the love ♪ Woo woo 1657 01:54:22,573 --> 01:54:28,995 ♪ That Dakota stole when she ran ♪ Woo woo 1658 01:54:28,996 --> 01:54:31,789 ♪ Away ♪ Woo woo 1659 01:54:31,790 --> 01:54:33,258 ♪ From the wishing well 1660 01:54:36,128 --> 01:54:39,758 ♪ Go back, go back To the wishing well 1661 01:54:42,301 --> 01:54:45,976 ♪ Go back, go back To the wishing well 1662 01:54:48,640 --> 01:54:52,235 ♪ Go back, go back To the wishing well 1663 01:54:54,897 --> 01:54:57,857 ♪ Go back, go back, go back 1664 01:54:57,858 --> 01:55:01,908 ♪ Months went by, Dakota learned where Danny could be found 1665 01:55:03,989 --> 01:55:07,914 ♪ Once a year he waited by a deep stone hole in the ground 1666 01:55:10,078 --> 01:55:13,289 ♪ Dakota found Danny where they first had met 1667 01:55:13,290 --> 01:55:17,011 ♪ She took his hand and she told him, Friend, don't let 1668 01:55:17,012 --> 01:55:18,711 ♪ Woo woo 1669 01:55:18,712 --> 01:55:22,173 ♪ Me run away ♪ Woo woo 1670 01:55:22,174 --> 01:55:25,092 ♪ Again ♪ Woo woo 1671 01:55:25,093 --> 01:55:29,847 ♪ From the love we found when we met 1672 01:55:29,848 --> 01:55:31,849 ♪ Woo woo 1673 01:55:31,850 --> 01:55:34,185 ♪ Looking deep ♪ Go back, go back 1674 01:55:34,186 --> 01:55:35,733 ♪ Into the wishing well. ♪ 1675 01:55:36,305 --> 01:55:42,799 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 126162

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