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All right, I'm about ready
to call this one.

Doesn't look like
there are any survivors.

The cullings are getting
more and more intense.

SHEPPARD
You said it yourself.

Too many Wraiths woke up
at the same time.

Too many mouths to feed,
or hands to feed.

We're heading back to the gate.
Meet you there?

Sounds like a plan.
McKay, Beckett, you having any luck?

Negative, colonel.
We haven't found anyone.

Make your way back to the gate.
Will do. Beckett out.

So maybe you should pick
some wildflowers from around here.

She'd get a kick out of that.

What are you talking about?
You got a date with Katie Brown.

Right? She's a botanist.
She never gets to go off-world.

What's this, now?
It's nothing. Nothing.

You have a date, Rodney?
With a woman?

It is simply two adults sharing
some friendly- Yes, with a woman.

Well, she's excited about it.
Not sure why, though.

How would you know?
Girls' poker night.

I know a lot of things.

And it's none of your business. This
is inappropriate field conversation.

What? I was just suggesting
you might wanna pick flowers.

And maybe you should just
do your job and protect us.

Shut up.

Shut up?
Let me tell you something-

Stop speaking.

Dart.

We have a Dart incoming.

Move it!

If it has seen us,
it will blow Atlantis' cover.

Anyone get a clear shot,
you take it, understand?

Scatter!

McKay!

It is heading towards the gate.

We damaged it, but it is on its way.

McKay and Cadman have been
beamed aboard that Dart.

We can't risk the Dart
making it back to the hive ship.

Oh, God.

Ah!

I'm a doctor. I can help.

What do you think you're doing?
He was reaching the self-destruct.

He's the only one that could
get Cadman and McKay out.

I seriously doubt he'd oblige.

Well, we'll never know now, will we?

Is everyone all right?
We're fine.

Hansen, radio Atlantis.

I want Zelenka here ASAP.
We got a problem.

Colonel.

Ah!

First time offworld?
Yes.

If there were more Wraith,
they'd have attacked us by now.

Really?
If it makes you feel better.

Did you find what we want?

Well, yes, but it's very complex.

This interface controls the machine
that dematerialises people,

stores their information,

and rematerialises them again
when commanded to.

Great. Command it to.

Uh, I can't.

From what we can tell, the
materialiser's storing two life signs.

Which is good.
Yes.

But there's only enough power in the Dart's
energy cell to rematerialise one of them.

Power to the rematerialiser
has been completely severed

and emergency backup power
is run down.

Okay.

You have to decide which one
we're going to beam out.

That's a terrible choice
to have to make.

Easy, beam out McKay. He'll
figure out how to get Cadman free.

No, no, sorry. I was unclear.
No way of telling which is which.

Yes, they just read as life signs.

Perfect.

All right, that one.

Go. Stand aside.

Rodney, you okay?

Mm.

His pulse is stable,
but I need to get him to Atlantis.

Help the doc get back
to the city with McKay.

I'll stay here with Zelenka and bring
as much of the Dart back as possible.

All of his vitals are stable.

His body's reacting like he's been
struck by a Wraith stunner.

You think once the initial shock's
over, we'll have the old McKay back?

I'm afraid so.

Have they had any luck
with the wreckage?

No. Lieutenant Cadman
is still in there somewhere.

Did you know her well?
No, not really.

She was with the new batch
that came aboard the Daedalus.

She seemed quite lovely, though.

She saved my life.

Well, you'll be the first person I call
when we find her.

Thank you.

Ugh.

How's it coming?

Well, the good news is we were able
to stabilise her lifesign signature.

Now it's just a question
of getting the machine online.

Great. How do we power it up?
That's the bad news.

The machine uses
a specialised transformer

to convert raw power into a highly
stable, very specific stream of power.

The transformer's crucial
in operating the machine safely

and it's been damaged.

I don't suppose there are
any spares in the trunk?

We're working on
reverse-engineering one.

Good. Let me know the second
you have something.

Not bad, huh?

It's fine.

So, what do you think of Atlantis?

It's fine.

Have you thought about what
you wanna do after you're done here?

Do you want me to leave?

No, no. Stay as long as you like.

I'm just saying...

you know your way around,

you can take care of yourself
in a fight,

you hate the Wraith
as much as we do.

Okay, maybe more than we do.

The point is,

we could use a guy like you
around here

and you look like you could
use a place to stay.

I'm not sure I'd fit in here.

There's only one way to find out.

Do I have to decide now,
or can I finish eating?

Take your time.

And...

try these.
They work great.

Hello.

How are you feeling, Rodney?

Um, terrible. What happened?

You were scooped up by a Dart.

Oh, great. How'd I get out?

It's a long story,
but I'm glad you're doing well.

Hello? Dr. Beckett?

Is that Cadman?
Dr. McKay?

Where is she?
I'm right here.

Lieutenant Cadman is still
trapped inside the Dart.

What?
Who said that?

I did.
You said, "What?"

I said, Lieutenant Cadman
is still trapped in the Dart.

No, no. Did you say the word "what"?
No, I didn't.

McKay?
Yes. Where are you?

I'm right here.
No, I'm talking to Cadman. Shut up.

She's not here, Rodney.
Yes, I am.

You didn't just hear that? You
didn't just hear Lieutenant Cadman?

No, I didn't.
Headset.

Not wearing a headset.
McKay, where are you?

I'm right in front of Carson.
Oh, no.

Put your hands over your eyes.

Why?
Just do it.

Cadman's still inside the Dart.
You're experiencing some sort of-

Rodney, what are you doing?
Oh, this is terrible.

What's terrible?
I can see that.

I can see your hands over your eyes
as if they were my eyes.

Carson. Hi.
Hello.

Who got us out of the Dart?

Zelenka, but he only got you out.
Cadman's still inside the Dart.

No, no, no.
This cannot be happening.

Cadman's not trapped in the Dart.
Excuse me?

She's in here.

Oh, nice work.

We were running out of power. I knew
hardly anything about the machine.

Who'd have thought this could be
one of the side effects?

So instead of waiting to understand
what is was that you were doing,

you just sort of mashed the keyboard
hoping something would happen?

Well, you're alive, aren't you?

Ask him if he knows how to fix it.

He doesn't know how to fix it.

What?
I'm talking to her.

You can hear her thoughts?
Not her thoughts, thank God.

I can hear when she's speaking, or,
I suppose, when she tries to speak.

Are you sure he should be
discharged from infirmary, Carson?

According to the MRI,
he's as healthy as he ever was.

It doesn't feel very healthy in here.

Well, we can't all be track stars,
now, can we?

It was her again.

Maybe there's something wrong an MRI
wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean?

I'm not crazy, I just have another
consciousness in my brain.

So he just looks crazy?
I'm sure I do.

But only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid
over here was in way over his head.

Yes, yes. I made a mistake
trying to save your life.

Now, do you want to try to fix it or
do you want to berate me some more?

I am perfectly capable
of doing both at the same time.

Now, I assume you've tried to run
one of our own generators?

It's not as simple as that.
Why not?

The trick is having it interface
with the Wraith machine in real time.

The power fluctuations are huge.
If we overshoot just a little-

Wait. What does that mean?

- we're screwed up.

If maybe we can write an interface
program that can take care of this?

Hello? Rodney?
Will you please answer me?

Here's what I want to try.
Rodney?

We'll take a naquadah generator...
Rodney? Rodney!

And... And...
Rodney. Rodney! Rodney!

Yes, what?

Stop ignoring me.
Well, stop asking stupid questions.

Rodney?
I will get you out of here, okay?

But just be a good little girlie
and keep quiet.

Don't you dare condescend me.

This is as much my problem
as it is yours.

And do you have a degree in physics?
What about mechanical engineering?

Rodney?
Yes?

Sorry. I'm sorry.
What, please?

Why don't we let
Zelenka handle this.

I'm fine.
No.

You're not.

And I'd like you to talk
to Dr. Heightmeyer.

I think it'd be more useful if I was to-
WEIR: Rodney.

I'm not asking you.

Fine.

Oh, stop sulking.
You're acting like a 2-year-old.

This is your fault.
How you figure?

All you had to do
was keep your mouth shut.

You have no idea
what it's like in here, okay?

Yes. Yes, I do. I know exactly what
it's like in here because I live in here.

I like it here.
Rodney?

Be cool.
Katie. Hi.

Is everything okay?

Yes. Yes, everything is just fine.

I was just...

Talking on the radio.

talking on the radio.

You're well, I take it?

I heard you ran into some trouble
off-world today?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.
But everything's fine now.

It's all being sorted out.

Back to normal.
Good.

So we're still on for tomorrow?

Yes, yes. Yes, I tell you,
I'm very much looking forward to it.

In fact, I'm sure it'll be a...

You know, a wonderful evening
and whatnot.

Right. Well, I'll see you then.

You really know nothing
about women, do you?

I know plenty.
Maybe this is a good thing.

Excuse me?

I could teach you a thing or two
about the opposite sex, McKay.

Lord knows, you need it.

This is hell.
This is my own personal hell.

All right.

Let's try that again.

How about you try that again, sir?

Maybe that's enough for today.

And how do you feel you're qualified
to help us with this problem? Hm?

I'm not.

Who could be? This was
not covered in medical school.

But I have spent quite some time
as a couples therapist.

We're not a couple.

In any sense of the definition,
not a couple.

No.

In physics, a couple is defined
as a pair of forces,

equal in magnitude,
acting in opposite directions.

You don't feel that applies here?
That's very clever.

But we're not equal forces.
Watch it.

And what I mean by that is
that she's just a voice in my head.

I have control of the body.

I've seen your body, McKay.
You can keep it.

How do you know that?

She's been able to access
the part of your brain

that creates speech and controls
hearing. Why not movement?

If she could've, she would've by now.
Maybe you need to release control.

Why would I do that?

Because, like it or not,
you're sharing that body.

The roles could've easily
been reversed.

You could be trapped
inside her body.

Wouldn't you like a chance to, say, talk
to others without having to go through her?

Yeah!
Maybe.

Maybe?
Okay, yes, I would want that.

So let her.

Aw...

Close your eyes.

Take deep breaths and stop trying
to control everything for a second.

Hello?

Hello?

Laura?
Oh, this is weird.

Hearing his voice when I speak.

Can you move?
I don't know.

Let me try.

Okay. That's enough of that.
Oh, come on.

Dr. McKay, we were just starting
to make progress.

Progress won't be necessary
if we can get her out of here.

Now, I've calmed down, so has she.

Let me get back to work.
Okay.

Really?

Oh, she's fine with this, by the way.
Sort of.

Should I?

This is a P90. It's a compact,
lightweight, incredibly sturdy, fully-

Good.

That's good.

All right. This is a 9 mm
semiautomatic-

That's good too.

I prefer this.

I can see why you would.

All right.
Let's give this bad boy a try.

Start her up, but slowly ease her in.
No, it's not ready.

Some of these calculations
aren't right.

Maybe you just don't
understand them.

What the hell happened?
We started it up.

I said, slowly ease her into it.

I was at 3 percent.
The power requirements are delicate.

We should've run simulations before-
Yes, yes, 20/20 hindsight.

You shouldn't be here.
I'm sorry?

I'm telling you,
these calculations are wrong.

Having two consciousnesses inside
a single brain must be very taxing.

Listen-
You're making mistakes.

Now, leave it to me
before you do more harm than good.

You're up late.
Mm.

I couldn't sleep.
I was trying to clear my head.

I hear the transformer test
didn't go so well.

Well, you heard right.

Listen,

I wanted you to know that I gave
the command to take the Dart down.

Look, much as I'd like to pretend
that this is remotely your fault,

the thought of what would've happened
if you hadn't shot the Dart down is...

So we're cool?

No, you're cool, I'm fine.

You should get some sleep.

I could actually use
some rest, Rodney.

She says she's tired.

Good night.

Busy?
No, no. Come in.

How are you feeling?
Fine.

Really?
Mm.

Mainly because of Cadman.

She's calming, you know?

Between you and me,
I am damn lucky it was her.

Should you...?
Oh, she's asleep, can't hear a thing.

Well, yes, then.
She seems like a lovely lady.

Oh, that is so nice.

Hey, you want to do me a favour?

You wanna ride shotgun
on this date tomorrow night?

With Dr. Brown?
Katie.

You're going through with it?

Well, I've cancelled on her
so many times.

I don't want to mess this up.

But what do you want me to do?

Listen, I don't think it's any big secret
that I am terrible with women.

Having someone there to cut me off
when I start making a fool of myself

would be a great help.

I'd consider it a personal favour.

Okay, Rodney. Fine.
Great.

And thanks.

Where am I?

Where are my clothes?

Can't we sleep just a little longer?

It is 2 in the afternoon.
Where the hell are we?

We're in my room.
Your mattress sucks.

That is a prescription mattress. I need
that for my back. How did we get here?

I walk ed while you were sleeping.
You did what?

It was a lot easier to use your body
when you were asleep.

Pants. Where are my pants?
They're over on the chair.

Seen it.

We've gotta set some boundaries.
Yeah, sorry about that.

I'm used to sleeping in the buff.

You've crossed a line here, Cadman.

I guarantee it was
more traumatic for me.

Why are my legs burning?
I took us for a run before bed.

Why in the world would you do that?
Because it helps me unwind.

Okay, okay, this is very important.

Did you ingest any citrus?
I'm deathly allergic to citrus.

Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh"?

Rodney, look, I worked out,
I came here, and I went to bed.

Jeez, loosen up.
I would love to,

but every muscle in my body
is sore from your stupid workout.

So, what's on the board for today?

More of the same.
Why? You have any ideas?

Yeah, actually, I do.

Don't look.

I thought we were supposed
to be sparring today.

You were late, so Ronon and I-

What the hell do you think
you're doing?

I wouldn't have hurt her.

Well, it sure in the hell
looked like you were going to.

You okay?
I am fine.

I told him that he did not have
to go easy on me.

You've got to be careful
what you say to this guy.

No, it is completely
out of the question.

Why? You'd rather go it alone?

Oh, yes, imagine that,
I'd rather go it alone.

Well, consider the opportunity,
right?

To have a woman there with you,
helping you out, feeding you lines.

I think you could learn something.

Thank you for the offer, Cyrano,
but I think I'll pass.

I was there when
you bumped into her, okay?

I felt how nervous
and awkward you were.

I'm sure that has nothing to do
with my current situation.

Come on, Rodney,
let me do this for you.

Maybe this is why this happened.

This is why this happened?
Yeah.

Are you insane?

Considering our situation, I think
I've been extremely reasonable.

I can make this a living hell for you.

This is something I wanna do,
and we're doing it.

I wanted to apologise.

Come in.

Do not worry, Ronon.
It was impressive.

Please.

How are you finding your training?

You mean my testing?

Is that what you think?

Am I wrong?

Colonel Sheppard believes
you can be of great help to us.

Why did you join them?

My people are strong and proud,

but Atlantis is the best hope
for us all.

I suspect you see it too,
or you would have already left.

I am so sorry. I thought he told you
that I'd be joining you for dinner.

Well, he has been under
a lot of stress lately.

Yes. In fact, that's why I'm here.

Is he all right?

I'm late. Sorry. Hi.

Carson kept me company.

Sit down.
The first course is all set to go.

Carson.
Rodney.

What are you doing here?
You invited me.

I did, did I? Yes.

Please sit.

Don't start eating, you idiot.
Make a toast first.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

A toast...

to you.

We've been working together
for some time now, a short time...

but in that time...

I've often found
our interchanges very...

What I mean to say is that...

you're very funny and smart and...

And from what I can tell,
you make a delicious salad.

So to you.

Yes. Cheers.

All right, good.
That wasn't so bad.

She's obviously into you.
We have that working for us.

Now, I was thinking that we...

Wait, McKay. McKay.

Stop drinking the wine.
You're gonna get drunk.

Wait, yes! You need that
to loosen up a bit. Finish it off.

Good boy. Yeah.

Say something, McKay.

Come on, say something
that'll start a conversation.

So...

do you...?

Um...?

Yes?

I forgot what I was gonna say.

What was it?

Okay, this is ridiculous.

Katie, I really like you.

In fact, the past few months here have
been made more liveable, thanks to you.

I wanted tonight to be special,

but for reasons I can't go into now,
I gotta leave.

I'm sorry to hear that.

But I don't want you
to be insulted

or to wonder whether or not
I am interested in you,

because I am. I am very...

very...

interested.

I'll see you soon.

Mm.

Give me back my body.
We have to go back.

And do what? I bet that is the most
honest you've ever been with a girl,

and it wasn't even you.

I can't believe you're doing this.

We just tried to do
too much too fast, McKay.

Please, please. Go back.

Nope.

Uh, rock, Paper, Scissors.
I'm the left hand, you're the right.

Cadman?

Fine.

Yay. Paper beats rock. We leave.

No, we-

Ow.

Get a hold of yourself, man.

Dr. McKay, report to the hangar.
Dr. McKay, report to the hangar.

Hello. That's us.

Thank you.

We've been running simulations.
I may have something.

I was able to get the generator to run
on a buffer loop,

which tricks the Dart into taking only the
power that it needs without overloading.

Great. Good thinking.
Now, can we just see it?

Anxious?

Yes.

Okay. Firing.

All right.
Life signs holding steady.

Now rematerialisation initiated.

Now, I'm no scientist, but those mice
used to be a different colour.

McKAY:
This is never gonna end.

I'm gonna be stuck
like this forever.

I'm not sure it's a good idea, John.

Elizabeth, you've gotta see this guy
in action. He is an incredible shot.

None of my guys could beat him
in a fight. And he's ex-military.

Not a military on Earth.
Look, the guy's got no place to go.

You're not just being charitable?
No, I'm not.

And I think he'd make
a great addition to my team.

We don't know anything about him.
What's there to know?

Well, anything would be helpful.
He's not very forthcoming.

He's been on the run for seven years.
What do you expect?

Listen, just talk to the guy.
You owe him that at least.

Okay.

I would like an apology.

Laura?
Forget about it.

You did take over his body
without permission.

He doesn't ask permission
when he takes over.

Because it's my body!

Yeah, and I'm a guest.

Try and be a little more courteous.

You see? Do you see
what I have to put up with?

"Put up with"?

There's a lot of stuff that I am not
doing right now that I would be doing.

I don't wanna hear about it.
All right, you two. Settle down.

Would you?

Thigh. Strip. Cut. Lift. Cut.

And finish.
Awesome.

WEIR:
Ronon.

Can I have a word?

Here.

I understand Major Sheppard extended
an invitation to you to join his team.

Yeah, he did.

Well, he was supposed to speak to me
about that first.

Okay.

Look, it's not that I don't trust you or
value contributions you may have to make,

or that you will make
if you do join us,

it's just it is a rather big decision.

So how do you feel?
I'm thinking about it.

Okay, good.
Well, I'm thinking about it too.

I guess we'll just keep in touch, then?
Okay.

Okay.
All right.

Dismembering the defeating arm.
Two knives.

Slice. Cut.

You're the one who said set up rules.
Well, I did. I followed them.

I stuck to them.
She basically hijacked me.

Hey, you had a real opportunity
to get inside the mind of a woman

and actually expand your horizons,
but no.

Did you ever consider that I might
not want to get inside a woman's-?

Rodney? Rodney?

This is Heightmeyer.
Get Beckett in here, stat.

What happened?
You had a seizure.

Why?
From what we can tell,

the constant fighting over the dominance of
your brain is having a deleterious effect.

Heart rate, respiration,
organ function.

And that's not good.

Of course it's not good.

I'm not sure how long you can go on.
What do you mean?

The misfires will increase
in frequency and severity.

Well, fine.
She'll stop trying to take control.

It's not as simple as that.

One of you has to release control.
One of you has to let go completely.

Well, maybe if someone, say, you,
hadn't told her to try and take control,

none of this would've happened.

I was just trying to help both of you.

What happens to the person,
the one who lets go?

We're not certain. It's not like we've
run into a lot of these situations before.

They would disappear.

I know they would because
I can already feel it happening to me.

It's getting harder to be in here.

It's taking more of an effort.

Has it always been like that?

The past few hours.
You haven't felt it too?

Well, of course I have, but I just
thought I was fighting with you.

Look, where are we at?

Well, we've successfully
rematerialised a pair of mice.

They were whole
and correctly reconstructed.

But?

They didn't survive.

I'm afraid if one of you
doesn't let go,

both of you will die.

I'll do it.

Which one of you said that?

You don't have to do this.
Yes, I do, Rodney. It's your body.

And you're not gonna do it.
What makes you so sure?

They need you here.

As much as I hate to admit it,
I'm not as important as-

Stop it. That's not true.

Carson.

I need something to write with.

What are you doing?
I'm gonna write a letter to my folks.

I'd appreciate it
if you delivered it yourself

the next time you gate back to Earth.
Explain what happened.

Well, I'm not sure when I'll...

The gate. We can use the gate.

What are you talking about?

The gate dematerialises you
as you step into it,

sending your information to the next gate so
it can rematerialise you on the other side.

We know that.

So if we can take a
crystal-control module from the gate,

interface it with the Dart, we should
be able to build a stable system.

I don't think you're in any condition
to do this.

I don't have time to talk. I need to
get this done before the next seizure.

All right. Let's do this.

Just because it works
in simulation doesn't-

I'd prefer not to suffer a fatal seizure
while you round up more mice.

So shall we?

Rodney.
Don't try and talk me out of this.

I may very well listen.
I was just gonna say thanks.

You're welcome. I can honestly say that
the entire experience has been very...

Ah, about time.
Hold on. I thought all the mice died.

Well, what are we, mice or men?

Are you sure about this?

Absolutely. Yes.

Okay.
Just give me a second.

Well, Laura, it's been unique.
To say the least.

Good luck to us both, huh?

All right.

It's ready.

I suggest you take a step back.

All right.

Wait.

Just in case this doesn't work.

Oh!

Oh.

Just- Just hit it.

Okay. It's reading as two life signs.

Power levels are steady.
Get them out of there.

Let's get them to the infirmary.

Oh, did you get the chance
to talk to Ronon?

Yes, I did. Chatty fellow, isn't he?
And?

He would be your responsibility.

I knew you'd say yes.
I haven't said yes.

Well, you were about to.

Yes.
There you go.

Feeling better?

Oh, no.

Over here.

Oh, um...

A little less crowded. You?

Same. It's nice to have
my own body back.

You're doing supremely well.
Oh, good to hear.

Nice work.

It was your idea.
Well, of course it was, but you...

You were there.

Lieutenant, way to survive what
I think may be my worst nightmare.

Thank you, sir.

Yes, thank you.

I imagine you two
might want a moment.

Actually, ma'am, I think I'd like
some time alone.

Same here. It's been a while.

All right, release them
as soon as you can.

Aye.

Yeah.