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Sta-stan?
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Oh, geez.
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Stan.
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Look, i'm, uh...
I'm sorry about this,
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But, uh...
You understand.
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Oh, my god.
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Terrific.
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y'ello?
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Yeah, hey, uh, leon,
i need you to come get me.
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I, uh --
i blew a tire.
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I'm on county road 8.
I think i'm just past the, uh --
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Well, the --
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The thing is i-i can't
get over there right now.
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I'm on a stakeout.
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Oh, god.
Is this that woman again?
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I'm --
i'm not at liberty --
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Okay, leon, listen to me --
hiding in the bushes
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Outside the house of
a woman that you went out with,
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What, twice in high school
does not constitute a stakeout!
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Oh! Shh!
Here she comes!
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Ohh!
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So, it's three kids now.
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That's your move.
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And the dance continues.
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We now return to "rattlers!Nature's death machine."
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Since the dawn of time,man has wondered,
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"what if my penis lived alonein the woods
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And was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
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Jell-o.
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hey, stan!
Hey, you busy?
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Evie, please don't do that
with your voice.
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If you want something,
just go ahead and ask for it.
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okay, look --
i-i blew a tire, and...
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...For some reason,
i don't have a spare.
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That's 'cause
i don't believe in them.
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They're a sign
of weakness.
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In any case,
make sure and hit me back
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As soon as you get
your situation all squared away.
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No!
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please stay on.
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Don't hang up.
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Keep your pants on
for a second.
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What, uh...
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What is all this?
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I am starting
my own business.
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I am gonna clean people's teeth
right out of this house.
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Don't, uh -- don't you need
to go to school
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For something
like that?
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Yeah, you do
if you want to be a dentist.
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But i'm just gonna brush
people's teeth really hard.
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evie, sit tight.
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I'll be
right there.
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Oh, my g-- thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Uh, y-you will be back
in your chair within an hour.
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I swear.
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Oh, no, no.
Think nothing of it.
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There's -- there's no rush
when you're helping a friend.
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In fact, i may be very well be
out of the house all day.
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Th-there are some times when
i just want to get in the car
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And drive
and drive and drive
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Until everything i've done in
my life is rendered meaningless.
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And when i do
step out of the vehicle,
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I'm a --
i'm a new man.
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Did y-- did you ever feel
that way?
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Thank you,
seriously.
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I owe you.
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Yeah.
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What the hell?!
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Okay.
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What the...?
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What?
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y'ello?
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Yeah, uh, h-hey, leon, uh --
i need you to come get me.
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Well, i can't get over there
right now.
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I-i'm on a stakeout.
Stakeout.
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Yeah.
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Thanks anyway.
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...The woodsand was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
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Jell-o.
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Hey, stan!
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Listen, i-i blew a tire
and, uh, you know, no spare.
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I'll be right there.
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What's with you?
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Didn't this...
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Already happen?
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What, me doing you favors
and you saying weird shit?
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Yeah, that -- that seems
vaguely familiar, yeah.
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No, seriously,
stan, i--
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You know what?
Slow down.
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Why, what are you gonna do,
give me a speeding ticket?
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I'm not even speeding.
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Seriously, stan,
just slow down.
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You know --
stop the car, stop the car!
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Oh, what the hell?
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You all right?
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Okay.
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You're gonna be okay.
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We can help you,
okay?
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I'm the sheriff.
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Just tell me --
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Jell-o.
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Hey, stan, i don't have time
to explain.
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I need you
to come get me.
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I'll be right there.
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Stop the car!
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Oh, what the hell?!
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Don't move!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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It's wendy from "peter pan,"
for christ's sake.
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She got the nightgown,
the big eyes, the --
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She got the whole thing.
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Who are you,
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And why did you
kill me last time,
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And why was there a last time
and a time before that?!
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What the hell
is going on?
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He -- he did not
send you?
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Who?
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He is the one
doing this.
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He won't
let me go.
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evie, can we please
wrap this up?
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I'm talking!
Let's go!
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You are evie?
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I'm afraid
he wants you, too.
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Who wants me?
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Come on!
Ah.
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I should have stayed home
and watched my snake show.
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Hello? Ms. Livingston?
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Yes. My name is denise miller.
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I'm calling
with a very special offer
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From white power tooth cleaning.
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N-no, no. It's...
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No, it's -- it's white
power tooth cleaning,
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Not white power tooth clea--
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No, that is
a very terrible name.
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Oh, for christ sake --
look at this.
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Evie --
a can of schlitz beer.
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They don't even
make this stuff anymore.
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It's probably
worth something.
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Well, that's a museum piece
right the--
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Oh, i'm swimming in butter
today.
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We got
another one.
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It's gonna be a challenge,
but we can --
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We can drink it.
Ooh!
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That's what
i've been looking for.
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Winne--
oh! It's got bees in it.
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Well, you know,
bees traditionally love schlitz,
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But you know what to do to bees.
You collapse the can.
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Okay. Let's try this again.
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Come on!
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Should have stayed home.
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Jesus, evie.
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Say, uh, evie, can i ask you
a personal question?
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Exactly when
would you like to talk about
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That crazy chick
you just killed?
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Stan,
look at that.
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What in the hell
does that say?
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Aah! Oh, my god!
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It's all for the best.
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He was just
slowin' you down.
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Who are you?
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I see
you found my stick.
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I hated parting with it,
but clearly, you needed it.
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It's gonna make it easier
to deal with them.
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Wait, you --
you left this for me?
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Oh, those two
don't fight fair.
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As it is...
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We both stuck here.
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Hello! Mrs. Modig?
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Yes. We're taking a survey.
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Would you rather
have your teeth whitened
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By "mighty whities,"
"fun n' gums,"
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Or "good times in your mouth"?
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What?
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Go...What myself?
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The time loop --
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I mean, surely,
you notice it by now.
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I mean, somethin's supposed to
happen today,
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But it ain't gonna happen
if you die.
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Well --
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Ain't gonna happen if that gal
from the forest dies, either,
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'cause if
any one of you dies --
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I mean,
we startin' all over again.
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W-w-what is
supposed to happen?
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Well, you supposed to destroy
constable eccles.
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I'm supposed to kill a guy
who's been dead for 400 years?
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Well, if you continue down
this path here,
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You're gonna find him
very much alive.
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Now, it ain't gonna be as simple
as a big stick to the head,
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I'll tell you that
right now.
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Oh, hello. Yes.
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Is this the office
of the klu...Klux --
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Oh, my god.
Never mind. So--
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Terrible. Whew.
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Now,
the secret cemetery,
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Hmm, the one with
the 172 witches buried in it?
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I know it.
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Yeah, well, what you don't know
is there's 173 graves there.
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And the last one...
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It belongs to eccles.
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Although the nameplate on it
says, "avner."
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It's his way
of hiding in plain sight.
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Now, you must dig up the grave
and take out his eyes.
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T-take o--
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Wow.
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Sorry, it's, uh --
just when i thought
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Things couldn't get any weirder,
you know...
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The eyes of the grave
have seen his death.
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And when they look
into the soul,
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Then he will meet
his true end,
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And the time will close
once and for all.
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And...
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And my friend --
he'll be okay?
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To save him,
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You're gonna have to
go back to the beginning.
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How?
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I don't know.
219
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Although
you could kill yourself.
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Great.
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Oh, don't worry,
gal.
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You in luck!
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God damn it!
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The baby rattleremerges from its leathery egg,
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Seeking maternal comfortand murder.
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Been there, done that.
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00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,848
Yeah?
228
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Hey, stan, um,
listen --
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I don't --
i don't have time to explain,
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But, uh,
i need a big favor.
231
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,623
No, today's not
a very good day.
Oh, crap!
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It's no problem.
I can leave immediately.
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Hey there, sheriff.
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Kevin.
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Want to see
a dead body?
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Little cemetery humor.
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I'm looking for a grave
marked "avner."
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You know about that?
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Know about what?
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Well, the --
the town ledger
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Has 172 people burned
for witchcraft buried here
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And, you know,
over there.
243
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But there's 173 graves,
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And "avner" is the one name
not in the ledger.
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Where is it?
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00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,459
Say, kev,
those are fabulous.
247
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come on.
248
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There it is --
avner.
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Well, uh...
250
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...Whatever happens
from here on out
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Is none of
my business.
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Yeah, you, uh -- you go ahead
and get us started,
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And i, uh --
i'll be back in a jiff.
254
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,089
That's the thing about hendrix
is he only made three albums,
255
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,125
And "band of gypsys"
was live.
256
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,726
Now,
bootsy collins...
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I think we're here.
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00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,733
Now, you see what happens
when we work together?
259
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,901
You didn't --
260
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,903
I did
all the diggin'.
261
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,306
Now, don't be conceited, kevo.
It's not flattering.
262
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,308
Now, see if you can
hump that thing up.
263
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,843
I'm gonna go find a place
to throw this out.
264
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,779
I'm all about
the environment.
265
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,727
Outstanding effort,
kevo.
266
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,362
Outstanding.
267
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,764
All right.
268
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,600
Let's open it up.
269
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,806
Ooh.
270
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,609
I have one last favor there,
little buddy.
271
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,945
Reach in there and pinch out
those eyeballs for me.
272
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,484
Here we go.
273
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,953
Here you go.
274
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,192
Did you get
the eyes?
275
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,995
I, uh -- i went ahead
and brought you the whole head.
276
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,998
I figured you'd want
to take the eyes out yourself.
277
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,266
Gee, thanks.
278
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,169
Now i'm the asshole?
Give me a break.
279
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,343
All right,
any second now,
280
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,212
We should see, like,
a-a crazy-looking girl
281
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,313
Run out
into the road.
282
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,547
what else is new?
283
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,016
You know,
when i was a wee tot --
284
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,183
Just when we see her,
285
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,752
I need you
to take her home, okay?
286
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,420
And do what with her,
give her a job?
287
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,222
Can she fix things?
She good with tools?
288
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,223
S-slam on your brakes.
289
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,891
Why?
Slam on your brakes!
290
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,626
I don't see any--
hey! You--
291
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,228
for the love
of god!
292
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,825
Jell-o.
293
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,163
Take that.
294
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,165
Ah, bring it
to the car.
295
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,171
Okay,
little nightgown girl --
296
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,405
Why don't you go ahead
297
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,573
And drop that knife
you got tucked in there, huh?
298
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,408
Drop it, drop it.
299
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,843
Let it go.
300
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,844
Perfect, perfect.
301
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,713
You follow directions very well,
wendy.
302
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,381
You're a lot more dangerous
than you look.
303
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,849
Watch your head.
There you go.
304
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,517
Speaking of heads...
305
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,187
And we're good.
306
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,022
Heading off
with the head,
307
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,256
Asked for the eyes.
308
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,102
So, uh...
309
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,138
You from around here?
310
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,874
What would you say
you do for fun?
311
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,010
Praying.
You pray.
312
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,379
Boy, that's fun.
313
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,215
That's a goddamn
barrel of monkeys.
314
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,017
My friend steve --
he prayed a lot.
315
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,720
Steve's dead --
horrible tragedy.
316
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:14,158
Taken away too young,
like all the great ones.
317
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,494
Janis,
jim morrison.
318
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,828
Oh.
319
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,231
Mark smith
from a county over.
320
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,267
He's a stone mason.
321
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:33,778
Evie!
322
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,947
Did you bring
the eyes?
323
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,182
Well...
324
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,617
Brought the head.
325
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,152
It comes with eyes.
326
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,953
This way.
327
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,759
Uh...
328
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,449
Evie.
329
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:00,353
Ah.
330
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,990
Thank you
for the eyes.
331
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,131
No, no, no, no.
332
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,499
Go slow.
333
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:18,772
See, you got
a nasty bump, there.
334
00:19:18,807 --> 00:19:20,740
Where am i?
335
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:23,443
Relax, dear.
336
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,114
All is
as it should be.
337
00:19:29,384 --> 00:19:31,017
I got
my eyes now.
338
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,956
I was able
to close the time loop.
339
00:19:36,992 --> 00:19:39,693
Your eyes?
340
00:19:41,229 --> 00:19:44,597
and my dear daughter --
341
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,701
Constance is her name,
by the way.
342
00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:50,737
She's in
your time now,
343
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:54,274
Safe from those who would
use her to destroy me.
344
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:58,078
What do you mean,
"my time"?
345
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,146
And with her there
and you here...
346
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,149
...I thought
you might like to see
347
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,118
What happened
to constance's mother.
348
00:20:07,622 --> 00:20:09,889
No!
349
00:20:11,927 --> 00:20:13,560
Evelyn barret...
350
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:17,464
As constable
of willard's mill township,
351
00:20:17,499 --> 00:20:22,802
I, thaddeus eccles, accuse you
of the crime of witchcraft.
352
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,506
No.
353
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:28,675
No.
354
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:29,976
No!
355
00:20:31,546 --> 00:20:35,515
We now return to "rattlers!Nature's death machine."
356
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,218
Since the dawn of time,man has wondered,
357
00:20:38,253 --> 00:20:40,954
"what if my penis lived alonein the woods
358
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,622
And was poisonous?"
359
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,196
Mm.
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