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- Over here!
- Oh, my God.
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Hey.
Wha...
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Oh, my God.
Stan, what are you doing?
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What's it look
like I'm doing?
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Well, why are you wearing
your uniform?
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I got to go meet somebody.
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And on your best day...
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you wear your best suit.
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♪♪
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Ohh.
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What are...
Oh, don't.
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I'm sorry, Claire.
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't, don't, don't!
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Ohh!
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Ohh, dude.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
*STAN AGAINST EVIL*
Season 02 Episode 08
Title: "A Hard Night's Day
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Damn it.
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The minute you came back
for me,
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I knew you were gonna try
something like this!
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- You should have said something.
- You should have said something!
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because this isn't
your business.
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I'm going to get Claire,
and I didn't want you
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trying to talk me out of it
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like you're trying
to talk me out of it right now.
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Well,
for good reason!
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What happened to Claire
and what happened to me
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are entirely different!
I wasn't supposed to be there!
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Claire died
of natural causes!
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You are messing
with nature!
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Nothing... that has happened
since Claire died
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has been natural.
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Nothing.
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What if it was
your daughter?
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Or... Or... Or whoever you care
most about in the whole world?
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Maybe... Maybe
that's not your daughter.
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Maybe she gives you
a pain in the tail.
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No, she's all right.
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Okay.
Terrific.
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What if Grace
was taken from you?
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You found a way
to get her back.
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Are you telling me
that you'd let anything,
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anything stop you from
going through that door?
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Of course,
I wouldn't.
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Stan.
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♪♪
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If you go through that door,
am I even gonna know you?
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No, I mean, if... if Claire
doesn't die,
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then you stay the Sheriff.
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I don't know.
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I mean,
what am I gonna do?
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Am I just gonna poof back
to my old life?
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Maybe.
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Maybe you go to sleep
and you wake up...
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You wake up
in your own bed.
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I-I-I don't know
how all this times out.
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Hmm.
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No.
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No, we're not gonna know
each other.
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Give me your hand.
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What are you doing?
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You go ahead
and look me up if...
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If you remember.
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I think I'll remember.
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Me, too.
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Even if...
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Even if it's just
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a constant nagging
in the back of my brain.
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Ah.
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That'd be funny.
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Stan!
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Go get her.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Sheriff's Department.
Deputy Drinkwater speaking.
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Yes, hello, old boy.
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I was just wondering
if you would tell me
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the name of the Sheriff
you have working there.
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Is it Stan Miller?
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Evie?
Is that you?
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Hmm.
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Deputy Drinkwa...
Leon, it's Evie.
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Hey, um...
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Am I still the Sheriff?
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I think so.
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Am I still the deputy?
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I guess.
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Oh, good.
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That explains
this cop-like mustache.
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- Huh.
- Bye.
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Uh, bye.
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♪♪
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I knew she'd snap eventually.
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I can still smell that sandwich.
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Hello, Evie.
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Are you...?
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Did you need something, dear?
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Claire.
Claire.
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Claire Miller.
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Uh...
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Is Stan around?
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Sweetheart,
Stan is dead.
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He's been gone
for a year now.
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♪♪
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Right.
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Shit.
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Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shit! Oh, shit.
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Shit.
Shit.
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Uh, I'm... I'm sorry,
Evie.
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I couldn't help noticing
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you've been standing
on my porch for the last hour
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saying, "shit"
over and over again.
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Right.
I'm so sorry.
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Why don't you come in?
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So, to sum up, uh,
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last year, you died,
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Stan got fired,
I became sheriff,
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a bunch of other stuff
happened.
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Then Stan dug up
your eyeballs
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and went through
the time travel cabin
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to try to stop
you from dying,
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which I guess
was successful.
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But now Stan's dead,
and I do not know what to do.
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Thoughts?
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Oh, Evie,
your job is so very difficult.
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- Well...
- The stress must be enormous.
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Okay.
I see what...
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Oh, man, you can cut
the bullshit, lady.
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Mom, I just perfected
"Diamond Dogs."
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- Do you wanna hear?
- Oh, no, no!
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It's not a great time,
Denise.
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Why don't you...
Why don't you go upstairs
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and keep practicing
"Diamond Dogs"?
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But I just perfected it.
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Then learn
"Suffragette City."
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Oh.
Okay.
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Oh, and you sit back down.
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You're not going
anywhere.
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And if you think that
you're gonna gaslight me
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after the year
I just had...
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I know about you.
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I know what's in
that sewing room upstairs,
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and I know that Stan...
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What?
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Stan was not
supposed to die last year.
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You were.
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♪♪
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You have a bad heart.
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How did Stan die?
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It was late. I was out.
I was running errands.
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It was the bloom
of the black flowers.
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Yeah, I know.
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Every year,
five black flowers
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bloom in Willard's Mill,
and if they're not destroyed...
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Portal will open,
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and the Land Of the Dead
shall corrupt
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- the Land Of The Living.
- For time without end.
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See?
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I read that
in your sewing room
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when Stan was alive
and you were...
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Okay.
I get it.
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I had just reached
the final flower
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when I heard shouting
in the distance.
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Galasum, benedictus...
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I knew it was Stan.
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But I destroyed
the flower.
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Aah!
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I reached Stan
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just in time
to see Ida Putnam,
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the guardian of the portal,
kill him.
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No!
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Stan!
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♪♪
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But you died
of a heart attack.
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Why didn't you still have
a heart attack?
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Maybe by drawing Ida
away from me,
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Stan changed
the course of events.
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I-I don't know.
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You can't mess with time.
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♪♪
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Well, I-I have to.
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I'm sorry.
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The plan
was to save you, but...
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♪♪
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Well...
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Then you'll need this
to kill Ida.
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You can do it.
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Thank you.
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You know, the modern
conception of cemeteries
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dates back
to the early 1800s.
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The states intervened
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and took the power of burial
away from the churches.
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Sorry. I'm just practicing.
I've got a...
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- Field trip coming through?
- field trip coming through later.
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Yeah.
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Well, see,
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the church taught
the theory of Predestination...
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That... everything is a part
of God's plan,
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and if you're a serial killer,
then great!
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That must be
what God wanted.
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What you're doing now,
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is this an act
of your own free will
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or is it part
of some much bigger plan
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and you're just a puppet?
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Because you know that whatever
you're trying to do,
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it's not gonna turn out
exactly the way you want it to.
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And it kind of
makes you wonder
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if it was ever your idea
to begin with.
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I got an idea.
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Why don't you grab
your shovel,
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jump on in here,
help me dig up Stan,
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look the other way while I grab
those eyeballs of his,
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and then, uh, you and I can fill
this thing up lickety-split
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before those little kiddies come
and have their nice day
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walking over dead people?
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Okay.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Damn it, Stan.
Where are you?
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Excuse me.
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Not now, Leon.
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That's a pretty authentic
uniform, miss.
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You mind telling me
where you got it?
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That's right.
You don't know me yet.
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Hello, officer.
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No.
You called me Leon.
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How do you know my name?
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I did?
I don't remember that.
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Well,
I should be going.
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No, you don't.
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It's okay.
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I know who you are
and why you're here.
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Wait.
You do?
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I do.
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How else would you know
my name?
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Why else would you
be dressed like that?
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You're a stripper!
I'm from the future.
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What?
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Who hired you? Gordy?
That son of a bitch.
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No!
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Oh, let me guess.
You're really just a "student."
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Ugh!
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Wait.
First of all,
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I just want to apologize
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- for hitting you.
- Head down, please.
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But I-I really am sorry.
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Assaulting an officer
while impersonating an officer.
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That's a new one.
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Look, I know this sounds crazy,
but we have to find Stan Miller.
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Oh, I don't think we need
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to bother Sheriff Miller
on this one.
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If there's one thing
Leon Drinkwater knows,
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it's how to handle
an uncooperative stripper.
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In fact, I...
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Aah! Aah!
270
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,811
Leon!
271
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,679
Aah!
272
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,430
Oh!
273
00:12:40,517 --> 00:12:41,631
Aah!
274
00:12:41,718 --> 00:12:43,585
No! No!
275
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,678
Aah!
276
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,342
Aah!
277
00:12:52,741 --> 00:12:54,874
Evening, officer.
278
00:12:57,052 --> 00:12:58,794
Aah!
279
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,638
Oh, God.
280
00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:09,773
Oh, Leon.
281
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,194
Leon, I'm sorry.
282
00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:21,465
Um, this isn't
as bad as it looks.
283
00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,204
I'm not really
a stripper.
284
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,422
It's just what he said.
285
00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,167
That's illegal!
286
00:13:28,621 --> 00:13:30,754
Take me home, Pepper.
287
00:13:34,436 --> 00:13:38,030
♪♪
288
00:13:38,147 --> 00:13:41,872
♪♪
289
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:44,326
Hey, there, pretty lady.
290
00:13:48,405 --> 00:13:51,100
What are you doing out here
all by your lonesome?
291
00:13:51,827 --> 00:13:53,710
Stanley.
292
00:13:54,538 --> 00:13:56,569
What are...
What are you doing here?
293
00:13:56,913 --> 00:14:00,843
Not for nothing, but
what are you sporting there?
294
00:14:01,076 --> 00:14:02,921
It's my cloak.
295
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,495
I didn't even know
they made cloaks anymore.
296
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,202
W-Would you say there's
a-a large market for cloaks,
297
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,101
or are you
the primary client?
298
00:14:11,188 --> 00:14:13,355
Can we talk about this later?
I-I've got to...
299
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:16,303
Destroy this flower
or a portal will open up,
300
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,641
and the Land Of The Dead
will...
301
00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:20,596
Corrupt the Land Of the
Living for time without end.
302
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:22,845
♪♪
303
00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:25,118
Why didn't you tell me?
304
00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:28,585
Tell you what?
305
00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:32,335
That you're the victim
of a 400-year-old curse
306
00:14:32,452 --> 00:14:37,428
and it's... my job to kill demons
and keep you alive?
307
00:14:37,891 --> 00:14:39,741
I'd have told you.
308
00:14:40,843 --> 00:14:43,319
Right away.
First date.
309
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,487
Oh.
Our first date.
310
00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:47,537
Don't remind me.
311
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,772
What was wrong
with our first date?
312
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,007
Please.
313
00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:52,613
You took me
to "Dirty Harry."
314
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:54,678
You love Clint Eastwood.
315
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,882
Oh.
316
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,428
I only said that
to get you to like me.
317
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,639
I do like you.
318
00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,348
I like you, too.
319
00:15:08,764 --> 00:15:10,358
Come here.
320
00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:13,163
♪♪
321
00:15:13,884 --> 00:15:15,647
That was some movie,
though, huh?
322
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:16,787
Hmm.
323
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,642
That and the orangutan movies,
324
00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:22,051
those... those are...
Those are his best work.
325
00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:25,393
"Dirty Harry" should have
had an orangutan.
326
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,973
That would have been mint.
327
00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:33,934
W-Wait here, Stanley.
328
00:15:35,932 --> 00:15:37,413
No.
329
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,707
Claire, you can't go.
330
00:15:43,928 --> 00:15:45,887
There's something
you don't know.
331
00:15:48,943 --> 00:15:50,567
You've got a bum ticker.
332
00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:53,887
N-No, I don't.
333
00:15:53,957 --> 00:15:55,551
Yeah, you do.
334
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:57,744
You do.
335
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,356
But we're gonna
get it fixed.
336
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:06,401
I promise.
337
00:16:09,645 --> 00:16:11,309
But in the meantime,
338
00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:15,270
you go ahead and stay here
and deal with all this bullshit,
339
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,098
and I'll go kill
Crazy Whatshertits.
340
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:20,602
No, no.
Don't, Stanley.
341
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:21,903
She's dangerous.
342
00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:23,879
If you're not careful,
she'll kill you!
343
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,920
Don't you believe it,
sweetheart.
344
00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:29,348
♪♪
345
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:32,928
♪♪
346
00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:36,575
♪♪
347
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,606
♪♪
348
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,386
Aah!
349
00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,056
Galasum, benedictus...
350
00:16:48,029 --> 00:16:49,611
Evening, officer.
351
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:55,626
♪♪
352
00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:57,251
Aah!
353
00:16:57,338 --> 00:16:58,754
Ohh!
354
00:16:58,841 --> 00:17:02,284
♪♪
355
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:17,854
♪♪
356
00:17:19,594 --> 00:17:23,560
♪♪
357
00:17:24,158 --> 00:17:26,296
That's... That's your game?
358
00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:28,690
You become a giant
and kick my ass?
359
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:32,809
Pretty good game.
360
00:17:33,143 --> 00:17:34,723
Not gonna lie to you.
361
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:38,284
♪♪
362
00:17:38,963 --> 00:17:42,646
♪♪
363
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,018
Ida, sweetheart.
364
00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:50,138
Claire!
Claire!
365
00:17:52,408 --> 00:17:53,990
Hey.
366
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:55,775
You're under arrest!
367
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,131
I'm just kidding.
368
00:17:58,189 --> 00:18:00,454
I'm not the Sheriff yet,
so I don't have that authority.
369
00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:01,775
But I can do this.
370
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,275
Stan.
371
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:19,814
♪♪
372
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:21,681
Okay.
373
00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,035
Oh.
374
00:18:25,087 --> 00:18:26,603
Oh. Stan.
375
00:18:26,775 --> 00:18:28,564
♪♪
376
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,033
Oh, no.
377
00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:34,032
Some things, you...
You just can't change.
378
00:18:34,164 --> 00:18:35,860
I tried.
379
00:18:36,422 --> 00:18:37,498
I tried so hard.
380
00:18:37,929 --> 00:18:39,398
Of course, you did.
381
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,650
But we'll have
our time again.
382
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,314
You promise?
383
00:18:45,384 --> 00:18:47,571
Do you want me to let you in
on a little secret?
384
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,064
Please.
385
00:18:49,487 --> 00:18:51,717
When the minister says,
"Till death do you part"...
386
00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:52,986
Uh-huh.
387
00:18:53,118 --> 00:18:54,446
Don't you believe it.
388
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,670
Claire.
389
00:18:55,757 --> 00:18:58,963
♪♪
390
00:18:59,361 --> 00:19:02,710
♪♪
391
00:19:02,797 --> 00:19:06,095
♪♪
392
00:19:06,489 --> 00:19:09,785
♪♪
393
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:13,416
♪♪
394
00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:16,873
♪♪
395
00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:19,173
Stan.
396
00:19:20,688 --> 00:19:22,022
I'm...
397
00:19:24,736 --> 00:19:26,454
I'm ready
to go back now.
398
00:19:26,854 --> 00:19:30,267
♪♪
399
00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:33,932
♪♪
400
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,743
You okay?
401
00:19:43,904 --> 00:19:45,904
About as okay as I get.
402
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:51,431
♪♪
403
00:19:57,013 --> 00:20:00,728
♪♪
404
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:04,915
♪♪
405
00:20:07,756 --> 00:20:11,133
♪♪
406
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:14,409
♪♪
407
00:20:14,496 --> 00:20:17,703
♪♪
408
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:21,131
♪♪
409
00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,789
Leon?
410
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,859
♪♪
411
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:29,320
Leon!
412
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,008
Anybody?!
413
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,212
♪♪
414
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,471
What do you suppose happened?
415
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:40,706
The flower.
416
00:20:40,854 --> 00:20:42,674
♪♪
417
00:20:42,798 --> 00:20:46,400
I never saw her destroy
the final flower.
418
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,581
The portal opened.
419
00:20:51,065 --> 00:20:52,479
And the Land Of the Dead
420
00:20:52,537 --> 00:20:54,604
shall corrupt
the Land Of the Living
421
00:20:54,662 --> 00:20:56,581
for time without end.
422
00:20:57,277 --> 00:20:58,893
My God.
423
00:21:00,562 --> 00:21:02,377
We got to go back.
424
00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,260
Oh!
425
00:21:09,388 --> 00:21:10,990
The cabin!
426
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,518
Hello, Constable.
427
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,412
This is not good.
428
00:21:15,617 --> 00:21:17,808
[Laughs]
Synchronized by srjanapala
429
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:20,021
Oh, shit.
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