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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Who is John Galt?
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We are all connected to
one another, we really are.
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Do you believe in love?
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I believe in anything
that will get that camera
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out of my face.
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Seven deadly sins.
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Greed.
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AF, tired of jerking your own chicken?
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Tired of moisturizing,
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Your own deli slices?
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Do we have an app for you!
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- Booom Booom.
- Booom Booom.
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Flirt and chat for free.
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For free?
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For free.
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Select the person you wanna meet.
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And hit enter.
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Yo, where are you?
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The Booom Booom commercial
is on right now.
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You know that app that I
made you download last night
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that got you laid last night?
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Yeah, I'm on TV right now, so
you better pick up and watch.
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Okay, call me back slut face.
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I win, you're
gonna have to eat my STP.
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What does that mean?
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Sweaty Tennis Pussy.
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You're disgusting!
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I mean you don't have
to actually eat it.
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I'm just joking.
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Mm.
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And why are you so grossed out,
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is it bleeding or something?
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Nicole stop.
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Why are you on your phone so much?
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I think Adam is cheating on me.
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Of course he is, he's a man.
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Okay fine, I'll bite.
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Why do you think Adam's cheating on you?
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You think I'm sexy.
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I'm flattered.
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You're right.
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I am sexy.
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Actually let me tell why
Adam's cheating on you.
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This'll be heart breaking.
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Number one, you moved in with him, what?
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After like five months.
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We were in love.
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Ugh, number two you don't hang out
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with your friends anymore,
you're just only hanging
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out with Adam.
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Adam, Adam, Adam, it's
basic scarcity laws.
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That's bullshit.
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No dude, you're available
to him all the time.
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He doesn't even want for you anymore.
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You're common, you're basic.
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How is that helping?
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Okay fine.
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I'll help.
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If you want to catch him cheating,
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you're gonna have to park your car
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out in front of the house,
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tell him you're going to
your grandparents house,
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whatever one's still alive,
and then wait outside
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the apartment building and then just wait
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for that blonde hussy to arrive.
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How do you know she's blonde?
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They're always blonde.
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Oh.
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Is that the adulterer summoning?
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No, it was my parents.
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They can't pay their
mortgage because my dad
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was in the hospital and
everyone is stressed.
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God, it's just like drama,
drama, drama with you.
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Yeah, my brother Eric who's filthy rich
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won't answer his fucking phone.
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Why don't you call him on my phone.
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He won't know the number.
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There, it's ringing.
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- Wait, how do you have his,
- Shh.
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Hello?
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Hi Eric, yeah it's your fucking sister.
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Oh yeah, you must have
called 'cause you wanted
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to hear my new hit single.
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♪ I have no money, I have no money ♪
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♪ I have no money, no
money, no money, no money. ♪
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I know that you have
money, because I just saw you
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post on Instagram that you
were on a yacht with Drake.
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That wasn't Drake,
that was my friend Matt.
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We might have been listening to Drake.
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Anyway, gotta go.
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Oh, you have to, what
are ya gonna go fly
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in a private jet with Madonna to buy furs?
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Don't be stupid, furs are
for animals not for people.
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Anyway, that's what
Madonna said last week.
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Who knows if she'll
change her mind tomorrow?
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You actually know Madonna.
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Let's call her.
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Okay, I'm done here, Peace!
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- Eric!
- Hey Dad, it's me.
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I just wanted to let you
know that my Booom Booom
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commercial is airing today and uh,
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I now know that I'm gonna be a celebrity.
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So I think that you should
be excited for your son,
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pick up the phone next time.
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Otherwise I'm gonna be in Africa shooting
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with Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein.
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Call me back, bye.
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Okay.
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Did you win?
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Baby, come here, come here.
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It's okay, you'll get 'em next time.
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Oh
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Come here.
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What's wrong?
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Just a lot going on.
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Wanna talk about it?
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Eric's being a greedy dick for one,
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and my parents, you know, with everything.
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I have to go over there tonight.
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I'm gonna stay.
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I'm gonna pack a bag and,
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll be fine here.
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You want me to come with you?
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No.
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My parents hate you.
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You saw that Selena, you
saw him hide his phone,
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as soon as you walked in, yep.
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I saw it.
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And now you're talking to yourself.
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Hey Boo.
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Isn't boo
something a ghost says?
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I guess I'm a ghost then.
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Uh oh, you guys breaking up?
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Hey, I'm sorry that I've
been such a bad friend lately.
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Oh hey, that's my boss, I
got a big photo shoot today
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so I gotta go, but just
remember whatever it is,
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you got this, okay?
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Repeat after me, I got this.
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I got this.
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- All right, bye.
- Bye.
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I got this.
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I got this.
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Selena you've got this.
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Gimme that
death look, like nothing's
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going on inside.
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Nothing is going on inside.
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Okay, all right.
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Joke time, what's green
and smells like pork?
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Kermit's finger.
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Yeah, yep, great.
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You are a genius.
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Yep.
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Yes.
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Take five everybody, great work Jason.
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Markus, can I talk to you for a second?
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I get that being bitter is your vibe,
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but when we're working
could you ignore it?
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Just pretend to be happy
and shut the fuck up.
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Oh, is that all I have to do?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Oh, ooh la la.
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What?
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Just some guy I've
been hitting up online.
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He's hot, isn't he?
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- He's okay.
- Okay?
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If you like hot and stupid.
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Why do you assume he's stupid?
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Look, hot people live
in this bubble, okay,
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people like tell them what
they wanna hear all the time
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just so they can sleep with them.
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You're gonna be a star.
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Don't listen to anyone
else, just listen to me.
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Trust me.
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You know envy is not
a good color on you.
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Envy?
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Yeah, I got a date
with him after the shoot.
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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Listen I'm not jealous okay.
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Life's not fair but whatever.
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I know that sound.
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Are you on Booom Booom too?
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♪ A winky face ♪
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Been known to dabble in the Booom Booom.
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Yeah, it's fun.
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I like making dates.
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I've got a couple tonight.
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Player.
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Nah, I never show up.
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I'm sorry what?
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Yeah, no big deal.
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No big deal?
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Yeah, no big deal.
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Make the dates, don't show up.
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It's fun, it's just an app.
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Hello?
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Mm.
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♪ A winky face ♪
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♪ A winky face ♪
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♪ I have a date tonight ♪
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♪ Time to fix this mess ♪
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♪ This might be love ♪
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♪ I must confess ♪
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♪ I'll sing it now ♪
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♪ I'll sing it proud ♪
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♪ I'll sing it softly ♪
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♪ I'll sing it loud ♪
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♪ Could this be love ♪
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♪ Could this be love ♪
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♪ Could this be love, love ♪
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He's such a dick.
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Yeah, would
you sleep with him though?
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No.
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Come on, honestly.
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Yes.
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And I'm a little ashamed to say it.
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Are you really?
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No.
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I mean look at him, he's cute.
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He's dumb.
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So?
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Seems like he has it all figured out.
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And that's a good thing?
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Hell yeah it is, I mean
I worry about everything.
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I know you worry about everything.
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He knows what's up.
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I mean, he's got it, got it together.
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Either that or he just
doesn't give a fuck.
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Guess apathy's the new black.
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Oh hey, I got a date tonight.
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Hey.
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Feel kinda fake about it though,
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wasn't really entirely myself.
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Fake it till ya make it.
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If you're single AF, tried
of jerking your own chicken.
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Tired of moisturizing
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Your own deli slices,
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do we have an app for you.
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We are here with Eric Wellesley,
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the creator of the dating app
of the moment, Booom Booom.
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How are you today Eric?
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Great, thanks for
having me on your show.
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The pleasure is ours.
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So listen, the theme of your app seems
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a little on the morbid side.
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Morbid? Why do you think morbid?
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Well,
I just finished taking
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the which deadly sin are you quiz.
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How'd you do?
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Apparently my sin of choice is wrath
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so that means I'm more
compatible with someone
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who has identified as lust.
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I know just the girl, or guy,
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if that's your thing, for you.
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I have to be honest, it's a little scary
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to think people can see how
far away I am from them.
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Or another way to think
of it is that everyone
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is so close to you, that's
it's kinda heart warming.
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You know, we're all together,
we all love each other.
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Right?
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We're gonna take a
break and when we return
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we'll talk about how it all began.
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Hey yeah, I just wanna
call you 'cause I think
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I left my jacket at the shoot.
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Nah, yeah what, uh huh.
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Actually I, I think I'm
witnessing a burglary right now.
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Nah, just looks,
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00:17:43,055 --> 00:17:44,658
well, hold on.
270
00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:50,483
Well, no, I'm not gonna call the cops.
271
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:53,688
I don't want 'em to question
me and deal with all that so.
272
00:17:56,503 --> 00:17:57,336
What?
273
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:03,775
Well, you know what, false alarm.
274
00:18:03,777 --> 00:18:07,358
Just some guy fixing his window.
275
00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:12,773
So, um, I'll just come by tomorrow
276
00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:14,375
for that jacket, if that's cool?
277
00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:16,803
Yeah, all right man.
278
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:17,638
Thanks.
279
00:18:41,145 --> 00:18:43,593
With my mom, she loves to bake.
280
00:18:43,595 --> 00:18:44,813
Baking with my mom...
281
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:46,633
Have you seen the
new Celebrity Heights?
282
00:18:46,635 --> 00:18:47,466
You know I don't read
283
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:49,153
that gossip website bullshit.
284
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:50,255
Well I think...
285
00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:15,808
Sorry little guy, forgot about you.
286
00:19:20,545 --> 00:19:21,378
Din din.
287
00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:29,865
Hm.
288
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,233
You're probably home.
289
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,808
Alone with a dead goldfish
and a slice of pizza.
290
00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:15,288
Hey miss, can you spare some food?
291
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,270
♪ Get a fucking job ♪
292
00:20:18,272 --> 00:20:22,855
♪ I wish it was that easy but it's not ♪
293
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,078
Bitch.
294
00:20:58,761 --> 00:21:02,844
♪ This food is tainted with hate ♪
295
00:21:56,268 --> 00:21:57,523
- Hey, your pizza's here.
- Geez!
296
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,613
Don't you fucking knock?
297
00:21:58,615 --> 00:22:02,203
I did. I
even rang the doorbell.
298
00:22:02,205 --> 00:22:04,423
Jesus, here just take, take it.
299
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:05,453
- Thank you.
- Okay, yeah.
300
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,968
Happy New Year, bye, okay.
301
00:24:00,726 --> 00:24:02,126
Almost lost my fucking life.
302
00:24:04,435 --> 00:24:05,268
Over that.
303
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:11,348
A nut.
304
00:25:14,447 --> 00:25:16,633
Hey, there's a sandwich in the fridge.
305
00:25:16,635 --> 00:25:17,962
And I'll see ya tomorrow.
306
00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:20,131
I'm gonna miss you babe.
307
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:24,957
I'll miss you too.
308
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:30,697
Call me when you get there?
309
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:10,703
Talk to me.
310
00:26:10,705 --> 00:26:12,743
Just sent you the new graphics.
311
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,043
Oh great, I'll check my email.
312
00:26:14,045 --> 00:26:16,103
Also, your sister called.
313
00:26:16,105 --> 00:26:17,603
Lemme guess, she wants money.
314
00:26:17,605 --> 00:26:19,193
She mentioned
your parents needed help
315
00:26:19,195 --> 00:26:21,553
'cause your father was in the hospital.
316
00:26:21,555 --> 00:26:23,738
And that's supposed to be my fault?
317
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,163
Eric, you have the money.
318
00:26:26,165 --> 00:26:27,353
I don't understand...
319
00:26:27,355 --> 00:26:29,353
You're not supposed to understand why
320
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,203
and the reason for that
is because it's none
321
00:26:31,205 --> 00:26:32,036
of your business.
322
00:26:32,038 --> 00:26:33,053
With all due respect Eric,
323
00:26:33,055 --> 00:26:35,473
being your assistant, it's
my duty to shine light
324
00:26:35,475 --> 00:26:37,663
on things that you might
look back on and regret.
325
00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:39,553
You mean like hiring you.
326
00:26:39,555 --> 00:26:40,655
I apologize.
327
00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:42,752
Good.
328
00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:53,673
How's it going tonight, sir?
329
00:26:53,675 --> 00:26:56,013
Sorry to bother you, but
your neighbor's house
330
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,913
has been broken into,
and unfortunately she,
331
00:26:58,915 --> 00:27:02,112
along with her six year
old son have been murdered.
332
00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:07,998
Did you, did you see anything?
333
00:27:11,995 --> 00:27:13,956
No, no.
334
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:14,813
I, I didn't even know 'em.
335
00:27:14,815 --> 00:27:16,913
I mean, I've seen 'em around,
336
00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:19,043
but I've never even talked to 'em.
337
00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:22,023
Right right, well we're,
we're doing our rounds
338
00:27:22,025 --> 00:27:25,213
and making sure that no one didn't,
339
00:27:25,215 --> 00:27:27,293
no one saw anything
suspicious in the area.
340
00:27:27,295 --> 00:27:29,998
So anything of note
that you could mention?
341
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,776
No, no.
342
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:37,157
They know.
343
00:27:37,159 --> 00:27:39,109
Seems he apparently broke in
344
00:27:39,111 --> 00:27:41,808
through the front window
and must have been waiting
345
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:44,261
for some time till they got back.
346
00:30:09,465 --> 00:30:10,683
What up girl?
347
00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:11,518
Hey.
348
00:30:13,015 --> 00:30:15,293
Just sitting across from my apartment,
349
00:30:15,295 --> 00:30:17,473
trying to catch my
boyfriend cheating on me.
350
00:30:17,475 --> 00:30:19,983
On the verge of a nervous breakdown.
351
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:20,935
How was your shoot.
352
00:30:22,065 --> 00:30:23,003
Blah.
353
00:30:23,005 --> 00:30:25,403
But, I actually have a date tonight.
354
00:30:25,405 --> 00:30:27,263
A date? Finally!
355
00:30:27,265 --> 00:30:28,383
Where'd you meet him?
356
00:30:28,385 --> 00:30:30,243
Oh it was on this gay app.
357
00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,583
Tonight's actually the
first night we're meeting.
358
00:30:32,585 --> 00:30:34,683
Never actually met him before.
359
00:30:34,685 --> 00:30:35,516
Be careful.
360
00:30:35,518 --> 00:30:38,463
I just read an article about
a guy who met another guy
361
00:30:38,465 --> 00:30:40,903
on one of those apps and he chopped him up
362
00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:42,205
and made sushi out of him.
363
00:30:43,455 --> 00:30:46,918
Well, call me, after.
364
00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:49,685
All right, check in later.
365
00:32:49,275 --> 00:32:50,895
Hey you can't play in here.
366
00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:49,927
Hey, oh, I'm so sorry, are you okay?
367
00:34:49,929 --> 00:34:50,762
Yeah.
368
00:34:52,137 --> 00:34:55,153
I lost my keys, I'm
waiting for my boyfriend.
369
00:34:55,155 --> 00:34:57,433
Oh, I lose things all the time.
370
00:34:57,435 --> 00:34:58,266
Like this one.
371
00:34:58,268 --> 00:34:59,753
Have you seen my dog?
372
00:34:59,755 --> 00:35:01,443
- Oh no!
- I know.
373
00:35:01,445 --> 00:35:02,710
He like got out yesterday.
374
00:35:02,712 --> 00:35:04,210
He's a little like a dachshund, Sherwin.
375
00:35:04,212 --> 00:35:05,779
There's a hashtag on the back.
376
00:35:05,781 --> 00:35:06,643
If you don't mind like taking them.
377
00:35:06,645 --> 00:35:07,863
Or if you have any friends
that live in the area,
378
00:35:07,865 --> 00:35:08,696
I'd really appreciate it.
379
00:35:08,698 --> 00:35:10,903
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
380
00:35:10,905 --> 00:35:13,212
Okay, sorry about getting locked out.
381
00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,193
I was about to clean my room today,
382
00:35:26,195 --> 00:35:28,639
but something bad happened.
383
00:35:28,641 --> 00:35:29,974
What happened?
384
00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:32,291
You know.
385
00:35:36,575 --> 00:35:37,508
What are those?
386
00:35:40,615 --> 00:35:42,348
That's medicine for adults.
387
00:35:48,455 --> 00:35:50,855
If you need right now,
you should go to sleep.
388
00:36:08,029 --> 00:36:08,890
You need to take more than that
389
00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:11,142
if you need to go to sleep.
390
00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,828
Did you miss me?
391
00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:44,438
Check it out.
392
00:38:45,465 --> 00:38:47,137
That's impressive.
393
00:38:47,139 --> 00:38:47,972
Right?
394
00:38:49,712 --> 00:38:50,973
Oh nice.
395
00:38:50,975 --> 00:38:53,088
So what's under that robe?
396
00:39:02,825 --> 00:39:06,268
Mmm, not bad, not bad at all.
397
00:39:07,321 --> 00:39:08,713
You're turn.
398
00:39:08,715 --> 00:39:09,546
You stay right there,
399
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:10,475
I'll be right back.
400
00:39:32,048 --> 00:39:32,996
What are you?
401
00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:34,165
Like superman?
402
00:39:37,098 --> 00:39:38,265
Nice.
403
00:39:46,935 --> 00:39:49,475
Don't worry babe, size doesn't matter.
404
00:39:56,925 --> 00:39:57,758
Selena!
405
00:40:00,045 --> 00:40:00,945
What's going on?
406
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:06,113
I'm just uh,
407
00:40:06,115 --> 00:40:08,728
Oh fuck this, I'm peacing out.
408
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:10,478
Having a bath.
409
00:40:12,945 --> 00:40:14,333
Having a bath?
410
00:40:14,335 --> 00:40:16,983
It's nothing, it's really nothing.
411
00:40:16,985 --> 00:40:18,733
You're hand is on your dick
412
00:40:18,735 --> 00:40:20,983
and you're ready to wank, it's nothing.
413
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:23,335
Babe, you're making
something out of nothing.
414
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:30,028
Please, just calm down.
415
00:40:31,025 --> 00:40:31,858
Calm down.
416
00:40:33,721 --> 00:40:34,933
Oh my god, really?
417
00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:35,768
Come on.
418
00:41:12,885 --> 00:41:14,223
I've been meeting all these guys
419
00:41:14,225 --> 00:41:17,783
on the dating apps and
they're all just so crazy.
420
00:41:17,785 --> 00:41:19,173
Don't blame the app.
421
00:41:19,175 --> 00:41:21,663
It got my friend Jake laid last night.
422
00:41:21,665 --> 00:41:24,503
You just gotta be more specific
about what you want in life.
423
00:41:24,505 --> 00:41:25,583
Look at me.
424
00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:27,143
I was just in a commercial,
425
00:41:27,145 --> 00:41:28,933
it was on my vision board.
426
00:41:28,935 --> 00:41:31,803
I just wish I could meet
someone normal for once, ya know?
427
00:41:31,805 --> 00:41:33,653
You mean someone that
gives you butterflies
428
00:41:33,655 --> 00:41:35,633
or that special spark?
429
00:41:35,635 --> 00:41:38,373
Nice long walk on the beach and them boom?
430
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:39,343
Or in our case booom booom?
431
00:41:39,345 --> 00:41:42,173
What happened to chivalry, ya know?
432
00:41:42,175 --> 00:41:44,423
Like the guy who holds your door
433
00:41:44,425 --> 00:41:47,723
and you know goes on
romantic walks with you
434
00:41:47,725 --> 00:41:51,613
in the forest and then
push you up against a tree
435
00:41:51,615 --> 00:41:53,263
and have their way with you.
436
00:41:53,265 --> 00:41:54,758
Where are those guys?
437
00:41:56,725 --> 00:41:57,593
All right, I gotta go.
438
00:41:57,595 --> 00:41:59,303
I'm meeting this producer, I'm late.
439
00:41:59,305 --> 00:42:00,468
Talk to ya later.
440
00:42:51,884 --> 00:42:53,217
You like that?
441
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,373
Eric.
442
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:20,258
I'm coming over.
443
00:46:04,919 --> 00:46:06,086
Oh fuck, fuck.
444
00:46:07,577 --> 00:46:08,486
Hello?
445
00:46:08,488 --> 00:46:09,571
Hello? Oh no.
446
00:46:11,616 --> 00:46:12,449
Oh fuck.
447
00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:50,008
People have become greedy.
448
00:50:51,585 --> 00:50:54,983
They have the money, and
they want to die with it.
449
00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,898
I don't understand why that
guy won't help his sister.
450
00:51:00,995 --> 00:51:02,673
Anyone who doesn't think that taking care
451
00:51:02,675 --> 00:51:04,873
of their family is important,
452
00:51:04,875 --> 00:51:06,298
well, I feel sorry for them.
453
00:51:07,275 --> 00:51:09,483
The reason for my success was because
454
00:51:09,485 --> 00:51:13,583
of the way I was raised with so much love.
455
00:51:13,585 --> 00:51:15,035
That feeling never goes away.
456
00:51:16,036 --> 00:51:16,869
Never.
457
00:51:32,107 --> 00:51:35,607
Eric, I was just gonna call you.
458
00:51:37,175 --> 00:51:40,140
Listen, there's been an accident.
459
00:52:03,435 --> 00:52:06,935
Why do you wanna hurt me so bad?
460
00:52:07,340 --> 00:52:12,340
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♪ You said that I should give you ♪
462
00:52:21,503 --> 00:52:24,508
♪ A little understanding ♪
463
00:52:24,510 --> 00:52:27,596
♪ You didn't mean to hurt me ♪
464
00:52:27,598 --> 00:52:30,499
♪ But I was so resenting ♪
465
00:52:30,501 --> 00:52:33,599
♪ But did you have to twist the knife ♪
466
00:52:33,601 --> 00:52:35,445
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467
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:38,474
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468
00:52:38,476 --> 00:52:43,143
♪ I guess that made you feel real manly ♪
469
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:56,793
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470
00:52:56,795 --> 00:52:59,976
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471
00:52:59,978 --> 00:53:03,069
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472
00:53:03,071 --> 00:53:06,597
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473
00:53:06,599 --> 00:53:11,458
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the story's tragic end ♪
474
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:15,001
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475
00:53:15,003 --> 00:53:17,845
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476
00:53:17,847 --> 00:53:22,663
♪ Oh damn ♪
477
00:53:22,665 --> 00:53:27,665
♪ What did I do last night ♪
478
00:53:30,562 --> 00:53:35,462
♪ It must nice to always be right ♪
479
00:53:35,464 --> 00:53:38,558
♪ But you did do the thing ♪
480
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:42,446
♪ I just straight up lost my mind ♪
481
00:53:42,448 --> 00:53:47,448
♪ Who'd have predicted I
could be so schizophrenic ♪
482
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:52,615
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thing you've ever seen ♪
483
00:53:54,412 --> 00:53:57,446
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484
00:53:57,448 --> 00:54:01,448
♪ It must be nice to be so mean ♪
485
00:54:12,311 --> 00:54:17,311
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you'll never feel real ♪
486
00:54:17,637 --> 00:54:20,621
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487
00:54:20,623 --> 00:54:24,307
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488
00:54:24,309 --> 00:54:29,309
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489
00:54:29,326 --> 00:54:34,326
♪ You sleep just like a baby
in the arms of someone new ♪
490
00:54:35,409 --> 00:54:40,409
♪ Won't you ♪
491
00:54:40,797 --> 00:54:45,714
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