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Time to clean up this mess.
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Sweet Kurt.
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On a scale of one to 10,
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how incompetent is Jeff?
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If we're going to do this,
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we have to do it the right way.
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- I told them where you are.
- Which them?
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I'll take care of the traitor.
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I'm not letting you out of
my sight until I get Walsh.
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What happened to the girl?
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The blonde girl with the...
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The tears on her face?
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I'm feeling so guilty, Jeff.
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II lied to Kelly in Iceland
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about who I really am.
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Do you think I should
tell her the truth?
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Why do we even have to go
to a stupid staff meeting?
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Did you even hear me, Jeff?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You left your
luggage in Iceberg with Shelly.
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Who does Eric think he is...
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Coming here, changing everything?
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What a dick.
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How do I look?
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Good.
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Her name is Kelly.
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Clap, clap, clap.
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See? Teamwork feels good.
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Okay, stop.
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How do we feel?
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- Great.
- Yeah... great.
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Sharing experiences with a coworker
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increases productivity by 200%.
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Okay, here's today's
inspirational quote.
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"Follow your dreams,"
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"but most of all, follow the mission."
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Yeah.
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I have chills.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Good meeting.
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Dismissed!
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Jeff, hang back for a second.
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I like what I'm seeing from you today,
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and I have a special assignment.
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Do you think you're ready for it?
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Yes, absolutely.
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I am ready.
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How would you like to
clean the storage bay
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of all its garbage and dispose of it...
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permanently?
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Junk.
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Junk.
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Junk.
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Get rid of everything.
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We need the space.
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Yeah, but the only problem
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is that's where we keep Kurt's body.
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So it's... Everything.
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Okay.
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Glimmer says there's someone after us.
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And he wants to know
where the TV remote is.
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Maybe we should get out of here.
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Yeah, but I'm addicted to
the hush puppies here.
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Just keep the car running.
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I'll be back in two minutes.
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Hey. How quickly can
you do a number two,
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the number four, the number five,
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and the number six?
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Pretty quickly, they're
just sitting right there
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under the heat lamp.
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Okay, great. I'll do that,
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and an order of the hush puppies,
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extra crispy.
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Your hush puppies are ready.
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Sir, you forgot your order!
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Thank you for seeing me, Bishop McNally.
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My door is always open, Doug.
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I called because I wanted to talk to you
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about something that I'm not proud of.
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It involves a woman.
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I'm in love with her, and I
want to leave the church.
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You don't have to leave the church
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if you haven't done anything yet.
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We did it.
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One time. Okay, um...
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I forgive you.
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God forgives you.
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I don't think you understand.
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I'm feeling a different kind of calling.
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One where I explore a
life with Chelsea...
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That's the woman's name.
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Doug, let's give it some time?
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Pray on it.
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And we'll revisit this in,
say, six to eight months.
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- Hello.
- You owe me an apology.
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What? You owe me an apology.
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You're the reason I've got an FBI agent
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following me around nonstop.
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This was really on
your todo list today?
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Feel like you're kind
of messing with me.
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Just pick a card.
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It's for Gina's birthday.
I'd like for it to be nice.
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It literally doesn't matter.
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She's gonna read it and
put it in the trash can.
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Listen, I found us a safe
place where we can meet...
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If you can manage to shake
your shadow this time.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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She's staying in the same hotel as me.
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Ozzie, you have two Master's degrees.
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You'll figure it out.
I'll text you the info.
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So is this a date?
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What? Gerry, at group?
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It is past 5:00 P.M.?
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Am I wearing heels?
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Did you buy me a drink?
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Okay. Good to know.
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I'm just glad we're in public together.
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Excuse me.
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Oy, what do I write? So much pressure.
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You know, as a journalist,
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people expect you to write
something witty and clever
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and maybe put in a great
quote from a politician
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or something like that.
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My God.
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"Can't shake Foster."
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Walsh wants to meet me alone.
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Need you to distract her at party.
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P.S... Happy birthday.
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"P.P.S... Act natural
when you read this."
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Hi!
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- Happy birthday, Gina!
- Hi!
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you, guys.
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I made you a birthday cake this morning,
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but then I dropped it in
the parking lot, so...
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But it's the thought that counts, right?
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Yes, thank you, Margaret.
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And we got you a card.
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A card.
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You all... you all
chipped in just for the one?
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- Just one card.
- Yeah.
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- Read it out loud.
- No! No, no.
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Read it to yourself,
'cause mine's personal.
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Okay, cool.
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Very nice sentiment, Ozzie.
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I did change your life.
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Would you like to come to my
birthday party, Agent Foster?
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If he's there, I'm there.
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Okay, well, don't feel
obliged to bring me a gift.
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I won't. But just in case,
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I like body scrubs and Starbucks cards,
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and cash is never tacky.
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That goes for everyone.
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Ooh! Okay, everybody.
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Who's up for some birthday karaoke?
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Everyone? Good, because it's mandatory.
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Hey, so Walsh just
texted me his location.
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We need to distract Alex so
I can sneak out of here.
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Don't worry. We got our
best secret agent on it.
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Tell me about the FBI. What's that like?
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'Cause I think that would
be kind of a good, like,
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fallback plan for me,
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if this dance thing, you know,
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doesn't work out.
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They can be rough.
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Yeah, sometimes you have to spend time
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in small, boring towns.
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I'd hate that.
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This is gonna be awesome.
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We're gonna get new alien info.
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Hug me, hug me... She's watching.
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Wow, so much love.
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Gina, I'm sorry for making you
do this on your birthday.
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It's okay. I'm happy to do it
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if it brings the group
closer to the truth.
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I guess this is it, my...
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Kurt.
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Maybe in some twisted way,
this is what I needed to do
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so that I could finally let go.
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We had some good times together.
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Just give it back.
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I have a lot of stapling to do.
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Somebody got a haircut.
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I did!
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Thanks for noticing.
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Bye, sweet Kurt.
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Car!
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What's happening?
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Kurt, you're alive!
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Of course I'm alive!
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What else would I be?
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You were dead.
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No, I wasn't.
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Dead, you were dead.
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- I was?
- So dead.
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You were dead.
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I want to thank everyone
for being here tonight,
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and I'm gonna insist that
everyone sing a song
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and have a drink.
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That goes for you, Agent Foster.
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That's Mama's birthday wish.
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When Gina gets a little drunk,
she refers to herself as "Mama."
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Well, I'm sorry.
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But federal law mandates that
I recuse myself from karaoke.
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Whoa, you're making Mama sad.
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- Don?
- Not my best.
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I cannot believe this.
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Alex, are you okay?
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You know what? Um...
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I actually think I will have that drink.
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- Amazing!
- Yay!
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All right, everybody. Birthday shots!
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I'm gonna drink something on fire!
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Ooh, okay.
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I just wanted a chance to
explain about Iceland.
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You mean the giant insane lie
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about your fake "meuther" dying.
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Yeah.
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That's it.
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Can we talk outside?
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Whoo!
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Come on, Alex. Come on up
here and sing it with us.
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They sound crazy.
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Hey, what about "Don't Stop Believing"?
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Sure, if you want to sound
like everyone else.
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I think, honestly, the key to karaoke
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is to just pick a song
that's personal to you.
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Wow, sounds like you got
some experience with this.
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Can I tell you something?
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I love karaoke.
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Get out.
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I have a trophy at home,
a karaoke trophy.
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Why are you keeping that
a secret, Special Agent.
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You need to get up there.
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- No.
- Yes.
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I'm working right now.
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- No.
- I shouldn't do that.
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Work the stage.
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How'd it go with the bishop?
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Not great.
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Who knew that getting a divorce from God
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would be this difficult.
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It's not...
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Did you talk to John?
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It didn't go so great.
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John, my God.
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Chelsea, I've been having an affair.
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Last night, we were gonna
have sex in a pool
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when I slipped and cracked my head.
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You were gonna have sex in a pool?
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Yeah, but I promised God
that if he let me live,
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I would be a better husband to you.
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Yeah, it turns out...
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this whole lifelong vow thing
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is gonna be a lot harder to
get out of than we thought.
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I really want to hug you right now.
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But...
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May I buy you a whiskey?
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I think she's ready.
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I'm always ready.
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Wait, ready for what?
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All right. We'd like to call
up our next karaoke artist...
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Alex Foster.
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Yeah!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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What are you talking about?
I did not sign up.
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Yeah, well, you're not the only one
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who can write "Alex Foster"
on a piece of paper.
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So sing.
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00:11:49,965 --> 00:11:51,143
Sing, sing, sing!
269
00:11:51,167 --> 00:11:52,167
Sing, sing, sing, sing!
270
00:11:52,201 --> 00:11:53,434
Come on, you can do it!
271
00:11:53,469 --> 00:11:55,269
Okay, okay, I'll do one song.
272
00:11:55,305 --> 00:11:56,925
Yay! Here goes nothing.
273
00:11:57,026 --> 00:11:58,673
That's my drink, actually.
274
00:11:58,708 --> 00:11:59,774
We're here.
275
00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,575
Yeah! Whoo!
276
00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,110
Which song?
277
00:12:03,146 --> 00:12:05,526
Wouldn't you like to know?
278
00:12:05,595 --> 00:12:06,791
I'm doing it a cappella.
279
00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:09,315
Wow.
280
00:12:36,992 --> 00:12:38,045
Ozzie.
281
00:12:38,081 --> 00:12:39,380
Hey, listen, man, so look,
282
00:12:39,415 --> 00:12:41,029
we got this for you for your trip.
283
00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,794
Um, it's got a box of
chocolates in there,
284
00:12:42,819 --> 00:12:44,952
an extra phone charger...
You know, practical stuff.
285
00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:47,521
And I wanted to get you a
knife, but I don't know,
286
00:12:47,557 --> 00:12:48,967
I thought that would be kind of weird.
287
00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:51,022
- Yeah.
- Yeah, so instead...
288
00:12:51,047 --> 00:12:52,226
I got you a gun.
289
00:12:52,261 --> 00:12:53,661
No, that's okay.
290
00:12:53,696 --> 00:12:55,763
You hold onto the gun.
No, you hold onto that.
291
00:12:55,798 --> 00:12:58,032
I'll just keep the
chocolates and the charger.
292
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,089
Thanks. Yeah.
293
00:12:59,114 --> 00:13:00,680
I guess this is it.
294
00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,016
Hey, guys, hurry up.
295
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,741
She's on the third verse.
296
00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:06,988
This reminds me of the time we
broke Timothy Leary out of jail.
297
00:13:07,013 --> 00:13:08,042
Timothy Leary?
298
00:13:08,077 --> 00:13:09,996
Go. Hurry.
299
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,700
Okay, all right, Han.
300
00:13:24,327 --> 00:13:26,443
There goes the bravest
man I've ever known.
301
00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:30,380
This is the weirdest date ever.
302
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:21,194
Okay.
303
00:14:21,271 --> 00:14:23,872
All right there, everybody,
that was amazing.
304
00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:27,570
- So strong. Yeah.
- So emotional.
305
00:14:29,024 --> 00:14:31,527
Hello. Are you okay? That song seemed...
306
00:14:32,027 --> 00:14:33,133
very personal.
307
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:34,257
Yes.
308
00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:37,044
Well, Annie was an orphan, and...
309
00:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,300
I'm an orphan.
310
00:14:39,325 --> 00:14:41,050
So I really identify with her.
311
00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:43,575
Okay, that's connecting some dots.
312
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,832
I was found in a bassinet
in a baby nursery store.
313
00:14:48,015 --> 00:14:49,782
My parents just left me there.
314
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:52,676
Like Punky Brewster.
315
00:14:52,797 --> 00:14:55,136
No, she was found in a mall.
316
00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:57,311
Get your orphan stories right.
317
00:14:57,519 --> 00:14:58,952
And I know all of them.
318
00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:02,347
Batman, Anne of Green
Gables, Alexander Hamilton.
319
00:15:02,407 --> 00:15:04,473
Where's Ozzie?
320
00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:05,636
Yeah, he went to the bathroom.
321
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,293
Ozzie!
322
00:15:07,329 --> 00:15:09,462
- He was here. He's not here.
- That's so funny.
323
00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:10,697
He's gone, isn't he?
324
00:15:10,732 --> 00:15:12,498
- Ozzie's not here.
- I just saw him.
325
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:15,702
- I am so surprised.
- Alex!
326
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:19,010
Come on!
327
00:15:19,448 --> 00:15:21,148
Shit!
328
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,304
Who was that woman in the hospital?
329
00:15:23,329 --> 00:15:25,029
Is your name even Don?
330
00:15:25,246 --> 00:15:26,909
You're married, aren't you?
331
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:27,962
No, no, no.
332
00:15:27,987 --> 00:15:29,120
I'm not married.
333
00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:31,593
And my name is Don.
334
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:34,963
We actually know each other
335
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,349
from somewhere else.
336
00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:38,274
I tried to tell you the truth
337
00:15:38,318 --> 00:15:41,352
when we were in Iceland.
338
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,893
I'm... I'm your alien.
339
00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:45,248
I visited you.
340
00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:47,438
Who told you about my experience?
341
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,845
No one told me anything.
342
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,503
I'm... I'm... I was your experience.
343
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:56,987
You are a unique and
valuable creation, Kelly.
344
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520
My God.
345
00:15:58,687 --> 00:15:59,705
My God.
346
00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:00,857
My God, it's...
347
00:16:00,882 --> 00:16:02,971
- You're an alien?
- Yes. I just...
348
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,495
- My God!
- No, no.
349
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,020
- No!
- It's a negative?
350
00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:07,441
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
351
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:08,831
I'm so sorry I have to do this,
352
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,399
but I'm going to erase your mind.
353
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:12,307
What?!
354
00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:15,385
Okay, let's try this again.
355
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,588
Try what again?
356
00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,312
Remember the first time we met,
357
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:19,698
at the coffee shop?
358
00:16:19,723 --> 00:16:22,457
That was not the first time we met.
359
00:16:22,573 --> 00:16:24,409
- What do you mean?
- Well...
360
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:26,107
Now...
361
00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:27,892
Picture me...
362
00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:31,348
with a beer in your kitchen.
363
00:16:33,725 --> 00:16:36,124
It's a pleasant memory.
364
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:40,049
You're an awesome listener.
365
00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,213
There we go.
366
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,374
My God!
367
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:44,917
- No.
- What are you...
368
00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:48,009
Okay, so, hey, look at this.
369
00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:49,707
- No, no, no, please.
- You should know the truth.
370
00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:50,797
You deserve the truth.
371
00:16:50,832 --> 00:16:54,019
What the is going on?!
372
00:16:54,553 --> 00:16:57,654
Okay, Kelly, you... You want the truth?
373
00:16:57,712 --> 00:17:00,155
Yeah, that would be great.
374
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,413
I'm married.
375
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,365
Well, I knew it.
376
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,393
Why do I keep falling for this bullsh...
377
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,975
I thought you were different.
378
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,358
No, I'm bad.
379
00:17:12,437 --> 00:17:14,603
I'm so sorry. You deserve
someone better than me.
380
00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:16,227
You're Goddamn right I do.
381
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,999
In fact, I wish...
382
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:19,369
that we'd never even met.
383
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,587
You have a nice life, Don.
384
00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:25,446
You, too.
385
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:29,728
You know, the...
386
00:17:29,753 --> 00:17:31,986
The last thing I remember, I was...
387
00:17:32,174 --> 00:17:33,873
I was gonna clean up Walsh's mess,
388
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,600
so I beamed down to Earth,
389
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,223
and I walked out onto the road, and I...
390
00:17:38,247 --> 00:17:40,681
- Car!
- Shh, shh!
391
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:42,317
You're safe now.
392
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:44,511
There's no cars up here.
393
00:17:44,546 --> 00:17:48,215
The important thing
is that you're alive.
394
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,282
Yeah.
395
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,942
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but how?
396
00:17:50,997 --> 00:17:54,264
And why were you so close
to my face when I woke up?
397
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:55,655
I was...
398
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:57,057
clearly doing CPR.
399
00:17:58,393 --> 00:18:00,160
You know, I don't know.
400
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,962
Um...
401
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,396
Is it hot in here?
402
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,565
It feels very hot...
403
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:07,367
- in here. Hey.
- What?
404
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:09,202
There's new management on the ship.
405
00:18:09,238 --> 00:18:10,270
What?
406
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:11,305
New management?
407
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,340
Yeah. There was a merger.
408
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,275
Our new boss is a Cube.
409
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,843
He's changing everything.
410
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:19,880
He wanted me to get rid of your body.
411
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,191
What a dick.
412
00:18:21,261 --> 00:18:23,250
Total dick.
413
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,725
I knew Jeff couldn't be trusted.
414
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,627
Is Don still an asshole?
415
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:35,228
Yeah, you weren't dead that long.
416
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,165
Congrats.
417
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,735
You proud of yourselves for
embarrassing an FBI agent?
418
00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,803
Were you all in on this?
419
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:46,006
Is it even your birthday?
420
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,541
Well, it's tomorrow, but
the Groupon for this place
421
00:18:48,577 --> 00:18:49,577
expired tonight.
422
00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,142
This could cost me my job.
423
00:18:53,691 --> 00:18:54,714
There.
424
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,750
I got you a body scrub.
425
00:18:56,785 --> 00:18:59,352
Alex. Alex, wait, please.
426
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,831
What we did was awful.
427
00:19:04,753 --> 00:19:07,360
I just hope that one day you'll
understand why we did it.
428
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,229
We are really sorry.
429
00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:13,339
And if you ever, ever want to
talk about being an orphan...
430
00:19:14,369 --> 00:19:16,336
I'm here, I'm available.
431
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:17,704
And I'm trained.
432
00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:20,340
I don't need to talk to anyone...
433
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,742
and neither did Batman.
434
00:19:29,197 --> 00:19:30,229
Wow, that's good.
435
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:42,706
When you're from space,
436
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:46,445
and you're... you're in love
with someone on Earth...
437
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,281
it's... it's such a bu...
438
00:19:49,317 --> 00:19:51,383
Pbht! It's a downer.
439
00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:57,256
This chair is just the worst.
440
00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:59,858
You, space!
441
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:03,095
You heard me.
442
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,598
My name is Don.
443
00:20:06,634 --> 00:20:09,268
And, um, I'm an alcoholic.
444
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,280
- Hey, Don.
- Hi, Don.
445
00:20:12,406 --> 00:20:13,559
I guess it all started
446
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,307
when I met a girl named Kelly.
447
00:20:30,382 --> 00:20:32,391
Ozzie won't get here till morning.
448
00:20:32,426 --> 00:20:33,892
I'll take the first watch.
449
00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:35,861
Why, because you're a man?
450
00:20:36,078 --> 00:20:38,230
No, I... I just thought
you might want to...
451
00:20:38,265 --> 00:20:39,366
Get some sleep.
452
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:40,724
Big day tomorrow.
453
00:20:42,436 --> 00:20:43,669
Okay.
454
00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:45,867
Thanks.
455
00:20:52,039 --> 00:20:56,039
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