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"AV (Adult Video), a tool for men's sexutal fanasy,"
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"a world of men domination."
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"What if one day, everything is overturned,"
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"and the roles of men and women have swapped..."
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My name is Wyman Chan. I'm a writer,
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pen name "Touchez Moi"
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I write erotic fiction
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for newspaper.
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I'm not ashamed of it.
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Cuz it requires certain writing skills.
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For examples, boobies,
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I'll refer them as Pinky Peaches,
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and vagina as the Waterfall Cave.
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She is my girlfriend. She is also a writer.
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A well-known
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romance novelist - Ceclia Jik.
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A few years ago, her lovey-dovey novel...
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THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS
has gone to 10th printing,
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sold as much as Hong Kong Map.
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A sentence of hers worth
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more my whole column.
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Look at her, elegant and decent
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But actually she has a dark side...
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Harder!
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Harder!
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Harder...
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Left turn!
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Wait a minute, left turn?
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Is it like driving?
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What a dumb-ass!
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Every time I have to remind you! Like this!
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Remember? I taught you so many times! Like this!
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It hurts!
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Am I hot?
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Of course!
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Look at me!
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Look at me!
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Why are you pushing so hard?
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Go deeper!
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Why are you digging so deep?
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I am about to come, let's come together!
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It's coming.
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It's here.
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I came already.
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You didn't scream when you were cumming.
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Yes, I did.
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I cried out, "Wow, it's here, I came".
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But your eyes didn't even flip once?
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Yes, they did!
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You could see the whites,
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as if I was blind
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Really?
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Really!
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Let's have a round two, now!
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Again?
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It's like this...
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Sex has traumatized me.
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Larry, stop rushing me,
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it's almost done, just the ending now...
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What? I don't need to write anymore?
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You can't just scrapped an adult section like this.
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Do you know how many men in Hong Kong
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rely on my work for their jerk breaks?
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Have you ever thought of me working
in the sports section?
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Let me refer you...
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Everything can be found on the internet now,
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the adult section is a goner.
I'm now in the religion section.
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Yesterday featured The Gospel, today is Buddha.
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Buddha is good!
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Simon, we are really doomed...
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I know, the adult section is scrapped,
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I won't last very long here either...
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Ah, the world is changing!
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Who knows pervert business
would die out one day...
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Look at you,
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selling pirated porn here, that's stealing...
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But now you can't even survive as a thief!
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What has become of Hong Kong? The city is dying!
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You're wrong,
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the city is dead.
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But I think that pervert business would never die.
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Think about it, what is the origins of humans?
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It's by being horny!
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If humans are not horny, how do we exist?
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There must be a way!
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Yes...But now everything on the internet is free,
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who would pay?
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Content is more important than a freebie.
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Do you understand? A great content!
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We don't fucking understand.
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In Hong Kong, there is "Home Ownership Scheme",
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for porn DVDs,
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there must be one that satisfy perverts' crave!
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Let's ask the gang to invest a few thousands each,
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and invest into making an AV.
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We can film whatever
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we want as we are investors,
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and the gang can also go
to see the on-site shooting.
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We three can sell the movie out...
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and split the profit.
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But shouldn't it be quite expensive to make an AV?
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Not exactly!
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I have asked around. The cost of filming an AV...
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can be a few thousands to a few hundred thousands,
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it's entirely up to you.
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That's right! We can work around the budget.
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Think about it,
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a Michelin food tour costs the same already,
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and there is no guarantee you would be full!
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An AV production trip will definitely
attract so many people!
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It's really feasible!
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I have a friend who sends me AVs
from Japan regularly.
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Have her arrange the trip,
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and we can even sell our movie
to the Japanese after!
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Great. She can have half the profit,
we have the other half.
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It seems that everything is coming together!
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If it's for real, I'm interested too.
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Who are you?
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I'm here to buy porn.
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A few thousands for the real stuff,
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I think my friends will be interested too.
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You see? Our first investor!
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If we succeed this time,
we can do it for long-term!
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Let's do it then,
I am getting so turned on already.
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Just talking about it give me a stiff y!
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That one's great!
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That one there - "Bed your wife".
Give me that one.
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Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying!
Go home and download!
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Talk show!
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- What talk show?
- David Letterman works here!
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- He is really famous.
- This way...
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By the way, who is the woman
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that helps us to make this AV?
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She is a Hong Konger, but has lived
in Japan for a long time.
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It's her who sends me Japanese AVs
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to make pirated ones.
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This time she has helped us a lot.
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Look, the one who is squatting there is her.
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Hatoyama!
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It's here.
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Up the stairs is a paradise amid
these busy surroundings.
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It's quite a secret place.
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It fits what we come for.
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I have a bad feeling about it.
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This is yours,
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yours,
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yours,
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yours,
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yours“.
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These are yours.
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I will show the special rooms in a minute,
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I can assure that you will all be so wowed!
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Wow!
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You see? It really 'wows' the fuck out of you!
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The special thing of here is
you can slide in and out,
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it's a fucking great feature!
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It looks just the same as a morgue!
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Of course not!
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In a morgue, you are wheeled out,
here you do it yourself.
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Now I know a place that's
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worse than subdivided flats!
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How can we live in such a small room?
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If you see it as a locker,
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it's actually fucking huge!
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Excuse me, you are Shitdog...
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Shodaiko Hatoyama.
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Miss Shodaiko,
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you are right.
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We should always look at the bright side.
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We don't come here to stay
in a five-star hotel, right?
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That's right!
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Our money should be spent in the right place.
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Yes!
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Our energy should also be used in the right place.
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Thank you very much, Miss Shodaiko!
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You are welcome!
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Shodai, touching balls... is your real name?
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Or your hobby?
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My mom gave me this name.
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- Your morn likes to touch balls...
- Yes!
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Fuck, would this be a set-up?
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Well, what I fear the most now...
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is this Shodaiko will be
the leading actress in our AV.
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Now you are really scaring me!
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It won't be that bad, I have already told her...
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we only want a famous AV actress with big tits.
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Don't you think that you guys
are actually quite pessimistic?
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You always assume that we are being set up.
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Then what should we do?
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Think about it, as a man,
we have seen AVs for decades,
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and have jerked off thousands of times.
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But tomorrow will be the first time
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to encounter a real AV girl,
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and have our own AV.
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Shouldn't we have an ablution...
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to welcome this sacred moment?
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An ablution?
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Raining is actually not too bad!
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It will be even heavier tomorrow...
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How do you know?
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AV girls usually have really big
and "heavy" boobs...
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Tomorrow is gonna be better.
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Look everyone,
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here is the holy place of AV...
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and also an all-in-one studio.
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Look over there, a clinic...
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where "Hot and Steamy Nurse" is often filmed.
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Here's a classroom,
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where "innocent School Girl" is filmed.
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Isn't it fucking amazing?
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Wow!
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Hey!
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This bed is the one I've seen in many AVs!
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Take me a photo...
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I fuck you...
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I bang you...
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No! Stop!
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Your eyes are really sharp,
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many AV actors have actually creamed here.
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Where exactly?
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Generally it's there!
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Under a UV light,
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it will glow!
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You see!
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Good morning, everyone!
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This is the director, you can ignore him.
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Oh really? At least bow
and pay a tribute like in a funeral.
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I resign myself to your guidance!
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Hello everybody,
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this is Miss Yui Tatsumi.
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Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi.
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I am here for your guidance.
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Yui Tatsumi. F Cup. Former Race Queen.
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Her nickname is "the Queen of Race Queen"!
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Feeling excited is understandable.
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But if we don't start the shooting,
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it won't be finished on time.
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It's actually quite dull.
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Yeah, it's so boring.
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Cut!
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Miss Shodaiko, please translate for me.
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OK.
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To be honest,
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I think that the AV actor's performance is so-so.
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He is so predictable.
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Now that we have the final say,
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I think he can try the hardest
position right from the start.
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- Great idea!
- The hardest position? What is it?
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Let's try...
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The Helicopter!
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Excuse me,
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The Helicopter...
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He can't do this one? Never mind.
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Let's try a 69 then?
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This one is not bad!
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Whatever you say, it's not possible.
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He can't do this either? So useless.
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Let's try something simpler then, The Pile Driver?
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Wait, wait a minute. What happens?
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What is this? I can't do it if this continues.
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- I understand.
- Let's continue then .
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They are the investors,
just do whatever you feel like.
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They said that shagging is a progressive act.
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What? Have they lost their fucking mind?
Progressive?
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It's been like this for years.
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Your AVs should take a leap, no?
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I say, we should it do like this, right?
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00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,715
He says...
269
00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,926
Are you looking down on me?
270
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,845
You guys know nothing about AV,
shut the fuck up or leave!
271
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,639
What? We don't know AV?
We are all professional audience!
272
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,558
You dumb-ass, we have watched
pirated AVs for decades!
273
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,893
How many years have you been filming Avs?
274
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,103
- Shut up!
- Oh, I am so scared!
275
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,646
Stop yapping, if you are so great,
speak in Japanese.
276
00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,605
Don't you have the least bit of work ethics?
277
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,859
Go film it yourselves, I quit!
278
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,278
What the fuck, how can he leave like that?
279
00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,070
So unprofessional!
280
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,238
What can we do now?
281
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,073
Oh, the main actor is fucking gone!
282
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,324
Let's have another guy!
283
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076
Let me make this clear,
284
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,744
lam only the middleman,
285
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,455
and I have already sold this AV's copyright,
286
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,083
if you can't deliver, you have to pay me back!
287
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,710
What? That serious?
288
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,837
You are so talented to be a traitor.
289
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,422
How do you know that she is not?
290
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:43,466
Why doesn't one of you take up the role?
291
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,803
She asked if one of you guys can take up the role.
292
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,806
Wow, it's actually in your advantage,
293
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,683
you cannot only see but fuck as well,
294
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:52,976
one stone two birds!
295
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,561
You're crazy!
296
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,230
Why don't you take part as well! Fucking crazy!
297
00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,317
You go! The Helicopter is your idea!
298
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,777
Stop that, let's get someone quick.
299
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,947
Larry, I am so happy for you.
300
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,115
I've never thought...
301
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,492
taking you here can favor you in this way.
302
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,995
Let me go and buy you a Redbull and some condoms!
303
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,288
Hold on second...
304
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,206
I frankly cannot do it.
305
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,333
What the fuck!
306
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,835
A minute ago you were suggesting
The Helicopter and such.
307
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,337
I really want to do it.
308
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,130
But my inner thigh has this birthmark,
309
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,131
it's so recognizable!
310
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,925
Don't be silly,
everyone has a birthmark like this!
311
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:25,342
That's right!
312
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:28,094
But my birthmark is in a shape of
Mickey Mouse,
313
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,971
I worry I would be sued by Disney
if it's exposed in the film!
314
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:30,972
You are so annoying.
315
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,057
Wait a minute...
316
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,975
What about him? Can you?
317
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,435
What do you think?
318
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,978
I can't either...
319
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,438
Why not?
320
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,315
Mine is curved.
321
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:42,859
What curved?
322
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,612
Have you ever seen...
323
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,863
a twisted bamboo?
324
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,411
Hey, Tommy!
325
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,497
You are such a pervert, why don't you go?
326
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:58,041
I'm sorry, I have to confess...
327
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,876
that I'm actually a tomboy.
328
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,295
That's why I didn't remove my pants
for the ablution.
329
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,255
You can't be fucking serious!
330
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:06,216
That's why you have boobs!
331
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:08,510
If you guys don't settle this now,
I will chop you all in pieces!
332
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:09,594
You motherfucker!
333
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,221
Hey! Stop! Don't!
334
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,515
The Japanese triad is real evil.
335
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,892
I know one of them,
his little finger was chopped off...
336
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,102
just because he bought the
wrong brand of cigarettes!
337
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,853
What the fuck can we do now?
338
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,190
Listen to me,
339
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,026
as a Chinese,
340
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,362
we have this golden opportunity
to come to Japan,
341
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,031
and to use our bodies to justly "punish"...
342
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,534
a Japanese girl without holding back.
343
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,286
Stop asking what our country has done for us,
344
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:36,871
we should ask in return,
345
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,542
what have we done for our country?
346
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,544
That's right!
347
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,005
Let's prove to Japanese girls...
348
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,173
we Chinese aren't the Sick man of Asia!
349
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,801
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
350
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,761
That's right! Yui Tatsumi is ours too!
351
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,933
Ours...
352
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,184
Great!
353
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,770
I'm really happy.
354
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,647
It seems that we have reached a consensus.
355
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,859
So, who will be the Lucky Boy tonight?
356
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,277
You!
357
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,030
Ha, you silly boys!
358
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:15,910
Hello.
359
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:17,579
Hello.
360
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:18,538
Yes.
361
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,377
Thank you.
362
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,587
Yes.
363
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,758
Take her clothes off, you fucking moron!
364
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,760
Yes, yes, I'm doing it now!
365
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,940
Hurry up! Are you making a stew?
366
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,442
Why don't you do it?
367
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,613
Excuse me.
368
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,958
No! Stop it, no!
369
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,335
Don't worry.
370
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,049
No!
371
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,348
No!
372
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:19,641
No!
373
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,226
Can you just let me go?
374
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:22,560
I will pay you anyway!
375
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:29,150
Take the top off...
376
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,444
Take his pants off...
377
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,904
Don't...
378
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,322
Don't...
379
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:36,950
Don't...
380
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,462
It's in!
381
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,019
It's in again!
382
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:08,606
What's this?
383
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,732
She is gushing!
384
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,404
You guys are the worst!
385
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,240
Forcing me into all this!
386
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:08,583
He is so cute and funny.
387
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,463
Before I met Ozawa-san,
388
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,760
I didn't know women can actually take the lead.
389
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:27,810
I am a bit stirred but feel so happy.
390
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,862
I feel so sorry for you,
391
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,239
as you look so miserable in the film,
392
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,366
it gives me tears when I watch it.
393
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,079
Do you think that it can be pixelated more?
394
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:46,955
Excuse me...
395
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,122
Yes!
396
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,959
This...mosaic effect, ok?
397
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,293
Ok, ok! No problem!
398
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,962
Thank you.
399
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,383
Hey man!
400
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,134
What's wrong with you? The mosaic effect...
401
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,845
is see-through! Can you make it more blurred?
402
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,265
Can you also not just focus on my dick?
403
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,058
Put a mosaic on my face as well!
404
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:08,309
No...
405
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,228
The whole face...Put it on the whole body!
406
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,480
Um...ok, ok!
407
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,817
You know what, blur the whole picture!
408
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,826
Don't you worry,
409
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,160
If you remove your glasses,
410
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,787
no one would recognize you.
411
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,664
Try now.
412
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,376
Who are you?
413
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,587
You don't have to do this, I'm not an idiot!
414
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,050
Before all this, I thought...
415
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,512
it's really stressful for women to
take off their clothes,
416
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,308
but now I realize it's worse for men.
417
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,811
Let's not talk about me.
418
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,354
What about you? Simon told me...
419
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,856
you are from Hong Kong,
420
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,358
shouldn't you have a Chinese name?
421
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,068
Or your family name is really Hato
as in Hatoyama?
422
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,071
It's been so long.
423
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,865
I don't fucking remember.
424
00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:07,869
So...
425
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,871
it's a secret.
426
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,624
Actually I stay in Japan...
427
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,086
for a fucking romantic reason.
428
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,213
I have been waiting for someone.
429
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,716
Why don't you ask who I'm waiting for?
430
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,592
I don't on purpose...
431
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,218
so that you would shut up!
432
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,824
I feel like I was in a dream,
and now that I wake up,
433
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,078
my life with AV has come to an end.
434
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,537
Who knows...
435
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,082
it's just the beginning.
436
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:23,277
Let's put it beside Sex Pistols.
437
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,159
Ming, yes?
438
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,286
Wyman, you are freaking awesome!
439
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,956
Everyone "likes" that video on the forum.
440
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:35,957
What video?
441
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,291
Stop pretending!
442
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,251
You can't be serious...
443
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,377
That adult video, "The Innocent Man"!
444
00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,463
Everyone is crazy forwarding,
the link can't even load now.
445
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:44,465
Who is that girl?
446
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,843
Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot!
447
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,302
Go to Japan...
448
00:23:49,804 --> 00:23:51,305
It's on the forum of "Family Kingdom"?
449
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,933
Any many other sites as well?
450
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,603
Sis, that's not me!
451
00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,355
No!
452
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,983
Morn, that's not me, Mom!
453
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:10,491
Yes, Cecilia?
454
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,369
Wyman Chan, turn on the TV to the News Channel,
NOW!
455
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:15,204
Why?
456
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,638
Recently there's been an AV circulating
on the internet,
457
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,849
the main actor in this video is rumoured
to be a Hong Konger.
458
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,350
Since the release of the video,
459
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,352
it has already got a million hits a day...
460
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,729
around all the sites in Hong Kong,
461
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:42,315
and the same goes in Taiwan and Southeast Asia.
462
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,858
And the most unexpected thing is,
463
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,026
this video...
464
00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:47,320
has caused a national uproar in Japan!
465
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,155
Now let's talk to Carrie,
466
00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,157
our correspondent in Tokyo.
467
00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,369
Since its release,
468
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,538
it has swept across the internet in Japan.
469
00:24:57,705 --> 00:24:59,415
Recently he has also beaten all the Japanese idols,
470
00:24:59,582 --> 00:25:01,709
and is voted No. 1 by the readers...
471
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:05,087
of a popular Japanese female magazine...
472
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,506
as the "Man of One Night Stand".
473
00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,841
Since I have watched this video,
474
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:11,719
I dream of him every night,
475
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:15,890
my husband is already complaining!
476
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,059
I think he's really cute,
477
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,394
In the past, men always conquer
women fiercely in AVs,
478
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,146
but now the roles have been switched.
479
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:26,651
I really enjoyed watching it!
480
00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,946
As it swapped the roles of men and women
in traditional AVs,
481
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:32,365
this releases the suppression in women...
482
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:37,578
who feel that they have been
looked down in AVs.
483
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,247
Recently Japanese AV companies
484
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:40,665
have got countless calls,
485
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,917
regarding the true identity of this man.
486
00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,002
There is also a headhunt campaign
launched on the internet.
487
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,547
It is believed that the identity of
this man will soon be exposed.
488
00:25:47,713 --> 00:25:49,882
CSC News, from Carrie here in Tokyo reports.
489
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,307
I'm so sorry, this is really an accident!
490
00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,600
I won't do it again!
491
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,687
It's really not on purpose! I was forced!
492
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,239
Cecilia, please don't go!
493
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,575
If you go, I die right in front of you!
494
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:37,555
Hold on!
495
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,140
Stop there!
496
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,392
Do you recognize me?
497
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:43,144
How can I not?
498
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,313
You are that Shodaiko from Japan!
499
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:48,482
Yes! Why are you so fucking silly
and commit suicide?
500
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,151
You're right!
501
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,361
Why do I have to fucking commit suicide?
502
00:26:52,737 --> 00:26:54,322
If I want to die,
503
00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:55,740
I should kill you first!
504
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:56,532
You bitch!
505
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,492
Those fake mosaics have ruined my life!
506
00:26:58,659 --> 00:27:00,328
I have lost everything!
507
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:02,413
You should have thanked those mosaics!
508
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:04,123
Now you are a big hit!
509
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,126
All the AV production companies
are looking for you!
510
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,210
They said that you are one of those...
511
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,046
Impressionism AV Actors,
512
00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:12,006
all the girls are turned on by you!
513
00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:13,341
Really?
514
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,552
Really! Has anybody told you
that you look like Tony Leung?
515
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:20,765
To be honest,
516
00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:23,392
you have no life in Hong Kong now.
517
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:26,020
Why don't you come with me
and make some big bucks in Japan.
518
00:27:26,395 --> 00:27:29,649
All the women in Japan are longing
o see your body.
519
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,194
Why don't you earn some more
before going to die?
520
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:36,864
Is my body really that sought after?
521
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:38,366
Really!
522
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:40,409
I wanna see it right now!
523
00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:42,828
But...
524
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:43,788
I guarantee,
525
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,666
you will be the most popular AV actor in Japan.
526
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,543
Please accept my invitation,
527
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,379
and let me be your agent!
528
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:58,260
The legendary Hong Kong man
529
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,553
now officially...
530
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,847
enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"!
531
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,891
Mario...
532
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,871
From now on, this is your home in Tokyo!
533
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,040
Aren't the apartments in Tokyo tiny?
534
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,166
This one is huge!
535
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,210
It has to match with the size of your dick!
536
00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:32,962
You're right!
537
00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,426
You don't have to do this,
538
00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,052
I don't masturbate!
539
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,096
These are your homework!
540
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,265
That means the more I watch, the better I perform?
541
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,100
- Correct!
- You're right.
542
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,437
I was forced last time, that's
why I could perform,
543
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,939
but if there are too many people on the set,
544
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:54,442
I worry there would be a problem.
545
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:55,359
Don't worry,
546
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:57,903
there will be so many veterans on the set.
547
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:00,448
You wouldn't be one of them?
548
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,283
No, I don't teach others!
549
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:06,287
Harder, it's "Mooto".
550
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,872
Mootooo.
551
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,708
Let's come together, it's "Iku".
552
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,501
Ikuuu.
553
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,005
It feels great, it's "Kimochi".
554
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,465
Kimochiii.
555
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,507
Correct.
556
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,468
But the three reactions seem the same?
557
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,011
No, they are completely different!
558
00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,637
Oh really?
559
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,806
Do you need to teach me some Japanese then?
560
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,975
In Japan, the most useful phrases are...
561
00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:29,643
Haizara,
562
00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:31,103
Chuunama
563
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,104
and "Cyu-hai".
564
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:34,440
Haizara is ashtray,
565
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:35,816
what about "Chuunama"?
566
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,610
Chuunama is beer.
567
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,278
Then what is "Cyu-hai"?
568
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,323
Cyu-hai is liquor with hot water.
569
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:44,909
Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's vagina, it's a drink?
570
00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:46,827
Yes, it's a popular drink!
571
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,038
Before the shooting,
572
00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,333
I have arranged you to go and learn from a master,
573
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,418
so as to boost your sex skills!
574
00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,922
"Goldfinger."
575
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,674
Taka Kate the Goldfinger!
576
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,512
Kato-san,
577
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,222
please take me under you,
578
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,433
and teach me everything!
579
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,539
What just happened?
580
00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,000
Look.
581
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,628
The fly on the floor...
582
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,047
just died of an orgasm given by my fingers.
583
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,675
No kidding!
584
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,395
Rest in peace!
585
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,664
Master, what are you doing?
586
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,922
The sea in 20km west-southwest
from here is gushing,
587
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,757
the shore is getting so wet.
588
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:25,593
Really?
589
00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:43,944
Harder!
590
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:45,154
Yes!
591
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,581
Faster!
592
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,207
Yes!
593
00:31:57,666 --> 00:32:00,294
No dinner for you if you can't dig out
potatoes before sunset!
594
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,754
Yes Master!
595
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,882
Drink up while it's fresh!
596
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,300
OK.
597
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,266
In Chinese tradition,
598
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,685
the best thing is reserved for the Master
599
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,982
It's a great tradition.
600
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:43,504
Go!
601
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,673
Mario Ozawa!
602
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,425
You will succeed!
603
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:53,430
Go and open up the world of AV!
604
00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,851
Go!
605
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,035
These people look so dodgy,
606
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,328
are they AV actors too?
607
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,580
They are actually called "Juice-up Boys",
608
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,499
the ejaculation back-ups for the real AV actors.
609
00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:23,836
When the main actor is not be able to
or ejaculate too early,
610
00:33:24,003 --> 00:33:25,379
we have to count on them.
611
00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,132
During the shooting,
612
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,884
it's actually not the real actors
in the close-ups, it's them.
613
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,094
Oh, I see.
614
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:35,764
Like in action movies, there are doubles
for the real stars.
615
00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:40,519
They are paid per ejaculation,
616
00:33:40,728 --> 00:33:42,438
so it's better to keep it hard all the time.
617
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,899
But how do they count?
618
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,276
Every time they did it,
619
00:33:47,443 --> 00:33:49,236
a rubber band is added on their wrist.
620
00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:50,571
Since they haven't jerked off yet,
621
00:33:50,738 --> 00:33:51,947
they don't have any now.
622
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,868
Excuse me! I'm so sorry!
623
00:33:59,455 --> 00:34:02,416
Hey bro! What is this?
624
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,084
I'm so sorry!
625
00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:07,629
This is called "Premature Ejaculation".
626
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,802
What kind of drink is he making?
627
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,262
Is it a men's drink for the actors?
628
00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:17,181
This is fake semen.
629
00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,391
It's made of banana juice,
630
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,436
condensed milk and three drops of coffee.
631
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:23,771
It looks just like the real thing.
632
00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:24,980
Do you want to have a sip?
633
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:26,940
No thanks, but it does look real.
634
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:28,692
If we already have "Juice-up Boys",
635
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,402
why do we use these?
636
00:34:30,611 --> 00:34:33,489
Because sometimes we need to
take a shot of the shooting
637
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,075
but the actors may not be able to...So we...
638
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:39,119
hold this...
639
00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,121
We give them a pipe.
640
00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,290
Put it close to your dick, like this?
641
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:43,791
Yes.
642
00:34:43,957 --> 00:34:44,625
But then how to make it shoot?
643
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,211
Look here we have a pump,
644
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,295
you pump it and it can shoot so far.
645
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,755
It's real smart!
646
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,507
That's why when there is
647
00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,301
a mouth or face shot in AVs,
648
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:55,552
the girls swallow at ease,
649
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,137
that's because of the banana juice.
650
00:34:58,347 --> 00:34:59,807
Is the one there Aso Nozomi?
651
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:01,809
Yes, you are working with her today!
652
00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:02,851
Are you kidding me?
653
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,353
It gives me so much pressure!
654
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,314
Miss Aso,
655
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:10,776
it's Mario's first official AV shooting today,
656
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:11,693
please give him some guidance.
657
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,070
Please look after me.
658
00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,530
You are welcome.
659
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,740
I have seen the work of Ozawa-san before,
660
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:19,660
I think you are really cute.
661
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,037
May I know which part of your body
662
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,872
is the most sensitive?
663
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:26,166
She asked where your G-spot is.
664
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,668
Everywhere!
665
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,503
The whole body!
666
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,840
Ozawa-san really has a great sense of humor.
667
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,967
I love man with a great sense of humor.
668
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:41,807
Ear.
669
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,438
Nipple.
670
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:51,525
Please don't...
671
00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:52,276
Don't...
672
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:53,569
Sir...
673
00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,028
Please don't, Sir...
674
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:57,364
No...
675
00:35:57,531 --> 00:35:58,365
Sir...
676
00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,033
No...
677
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:04,788
Remember, you have to give in
after just a little bit of struggle,
678
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,499
that shows you starting to want it.
679
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:10,377
If you struggle for too long,
it would annoy the audience.
680
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,670
The trick is to...
681
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,715
say "no" three times, then give in.
682
00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,383
Do you understand?
683
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,719
There is also something you
must bear in mind,
684
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,764
Impossible does not exist
between two people.
685
00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:24,725
Understood.
686
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,518
Thank you very much!
687
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,652
"A Dazzling Debut - "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario""
688
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:51,376
I have to bang him.
689
00:37:03,263 --> 00:37:04,932
Which grade are you in?
690
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:06,433
Grade 7.
691
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,270
Grade 7 in this age?
692
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,939
He must be fucking stupid!
693
00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,482
Ozawa-kun!
694
00:37:13,649 --> 00:37:14,816
Yes!
695
00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,411
Ozawa-kun,
696
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:29,790
it's time for your body check-up.
697
00:37:30,999 --> 00:37:32,751
Good morning, doctor!
698
00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:36,838
How old are you?
699
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,632
13
700
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,552
Undress, then lie down.
701
00:37:43,178 --> 00:37:44,221
Yes.
702
00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,243
Madame, what are you doing?
703
00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:12,499
I am just checking the reflex of your nipple,
704
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:14,876
it's normal.
705
00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:19,673
Now I've to check your willy to see
if it's to the left or the right.
706
00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:40,777
What do you see that I'm doing?
707
00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:42,654
Undressing.
708
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:48,201
Your eyes have a defect.
709
00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:51,496
You are hallucinating...
710
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,337
Madame, what are you doing?
711
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:01,506
I'm so scared!
712
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:05,802
Please don't!
713
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:09,222
Don't!
714
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,601
Don't!
715
00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,394
Don't!
716
00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:21,818
You've grown well,
717
00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,029
it's longer than the tape measure.
718
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:28,408
Don't...
719
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:30,327
Madame, no...
720
00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,454
Ozawa-kun,
721
00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:35,499
what you are going to see and do,
722
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,834
they are all hallucinations.
723
00:39:46,802 --> 00:39:49,179
Madame, it feels great...
724
00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:53,892
I'm coming!
725
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,478
Let's come together!
726
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,157
Thank you very much, Madame!
727
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,659
Cut!
728
00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:12,285
Ok! Well done!
729
00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:18,041
Thank you.
730
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,251
Are you happy?
731
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:19,876
Very happy.
732
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,962
Do you mind handing me a tissue, it's leaking.
733
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,047
Tissue!
734
00:40:26,967 --> 00:40:29,177
Mario...
735
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:39,354
Hello!
736
00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:41,022
Hello!
737
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,028
Mario?
738
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,115
No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung!
739
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,492
You are really Mario!
740
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,578
I love you!
741
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:56,329
No!
742
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:04,588
I have the say of which AV actress
can work with Mario.
743
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,465
Yes, of course.
744
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:16,892
It's for you, boss.
745
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,311
This one...
746
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,855
Hello?
747
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,954
"Pervettes in Train - The Ultimate Push of
Okita's L-cup"
748
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:29,274
Wait a minute...
749
00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:30,900
These here...
750
00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,944
which cup are they?
751
00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:34,988
L-Cup!
752
00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,323
L-cup?
753
00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,617
A, B, C, D, E, F,G
754
00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,493
H, I,J,K,L
755
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,038
Wow, that's fucking huge!
756
00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:59,971
No...
757
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,850
No...
758
00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:05,935
Help!
759
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:08,355
Help!
760
00:44:15,862 --> 00:44:17,822
You have nowhere to go now,
761
00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:21,701
why don't you just give in.
762
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:26,414
Let me have you first,
then you satisfy all the ladies here.
763
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,167
No...
764
00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:31,961
No...
765
00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:35,548
No...
766
00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:48,269
Help, somebody helps me!
767
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:50,939
I can't just die here.
768
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:52,524
I have to think,
769
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,984
I have to counterattack you with my imagination!
770
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,412
Ok! Cut!
771
00:45:50,373 --> 00:45:55,378
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Thank you!
772
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,888
Cecilia, I thought you wouldn't pick up my call.
773
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,639
Have you received all the handbags that
I sent you?
774
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,141
Yes.
775
00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,977
I thought you are still angry with me.
776
00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:13,772
To be honest, I have accepted the reality.
777
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:17,108
In today's world, money speaks louder than words,
778
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,360
you don't have to care about
what other people think.
779
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:20,695
I haven't,
780
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,447
the only one that I care about is you.
781
00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:24,616
I have already told you I don't mind!
782
00:46:24,866 --> 00:46:26,201
I have to go now and blow dry my hair.
783
00:46:26,367 --> 00:46:28,203
Let's talk later, bye bye!
784
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,351
Your motherfucker!
785
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:52,769
Where the hell have you been?
786
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,270
You have taken all my money...
787
00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,272
and left me with your debts!
788
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,482
Yes, I'm a motherfucker,
789
00:46:58,858 --> 00:47:00,026
slap me, hit me!
790
00:47:00,193 --> 00:47:02,695
Fuck you...
791
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,450
Now you are so rich,
792
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:10,870
you have created this Mario Ozawa,
793
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:14,207
why didn't you do the same for me?
794
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:21,589
You don't love me anymore.
795
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:26,427
I can't stand that you fuck another woman.
796
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:30,265
I love you all the same even you are not famous.
797
00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:33,476
Prove it then.
798
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,904
Let me dig in.
799
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,503
Sorry! Excuse me!
800
00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:44,631
Thank you!
801
00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:47,133
Excuse me...Sorry...
802
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,553
This dude is really rich!
803
00:48:56,351 --> 00:48:57,685
Catch that fucking bastard,
804
00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:58,770
don't let him go!
805
00:48:58,937 --> 00:49:00,438
Which bastard?
806
00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:02,357
That's me!
807
00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:03,691
This one?
808
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,985
Yes, he is right next to you!
809
00:49:16,496 --> 00:49:18,623
I am so fucking stupid!
810
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,500
I knew that's a set-up,
811
00:49:20,667 --> 00:49:23,127
but I let him bed me once more!
812
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:25,588
Do you know where he hurts me the most?
813
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,840
My heart!
814
00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:31,386
Back when I was first sold to Japan,
815
00:49:31,678 --> 00:49:34,639
I worked in the Red Light District as a hooker.
816
00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,890
A hooker? You?
817
00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:39,519
Giving massages, hand jobs, blowjobs, everything!
818
00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:40,937
I was doing such a great job!
819
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:43,314
I earned 30,000 yen every 90 minutes.
820
00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:08,339
Later Hiroya fell in love with me,
821
00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:09,799
I let him have the whole package,
822
00:50:10,049 --> 00:50:13,052
because he was not only
my customer but also my lover,
823
00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:14,345
so I didn't charge him anything.
824
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,222
That motherfucker has cheated all my money
825
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,057
and left me with his debts.
826
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:20,393
Men are all the same.
827
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,021
If a man says he loves you at the first sight,
828
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:24,355
he is a fucking liar!
829
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,065
But I thought,
830
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:29,360
when you say you don't like me, you actually do.
831
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,945
Do you like me?
832
00:50:31,112 --> 00:50:32,697
I don't like to lie.
833
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:38,119
Love tires me out!
834
00:50:40,121 --> 00:50:43,666
Hiroya! My love...
835
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,420
Are you okay?
836
00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,006
Don't pass out!
837
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:51,424
Oh, fuck!
838
00:50:53,134 --> 00:50:54,969
Why my legs are not moving,
839
00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:56,554
but I'm moving forward?
840
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,390
The beer you just had is a new invention.
841
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,683
It gives you wings!
842
00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:04,228
Don't treat me like a fucking idiot!
843
00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:06,522
You are carrying me on your back.
844
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,733
Thank you!
845
00:51:10,359 --> 00:51:12,904
How can you be so stupid
and heavy at the same time.
846
00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:18,785
Yes, that's right. Okay.
847
00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,119
Thank you.
848
00:51:20,453 --> 00:51:21,621
Yes.
849
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,331
Wow, you are so handsome!
850
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:24,665
Really, which part?
851
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,626
Your side parting, it's great!
852
00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:27,752
Really?
853
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:28,544
May I know
854
00:51:28,711 --> 00:51:30,963
what are we shooting today with this outfit?
855
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,299
- Today you are Ming the Merciless.
- I see.
856
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:35,718
- You will be captured by Sailor Moon.
- Oh, I see...
857
00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:36,844
- First raped then killed...
- Yes.
858
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:37,929
And then raped again.
859
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:40,098
Raping over my dead body? That's a great idea.
860
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:41,933
Who will be Sailor Moon?
861
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,976
Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie.
862
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,561
Would her agent be...
863
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:46,771
Kishihisa Nemoto?
864
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,440
Hello!
865
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,775
Hello...
866
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,652
It's first time for Noriko,
867
00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:55,404
Ozawa-san, please look after her.
868
00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:56,989
Come here, Noriko!
869
00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,699
Hi, nice to meet you.
870
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,326
I will be in your care.
871
00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:01,744
Her agent seems really fucking stupid.
872
00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:03,579
Just like me!
873
00:52:04,956 --> 00:52:06,958
She is so cute!
874
00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:11,712
No...
875
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:13,714
Please don't...
876
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:16,884
You...
877
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,302
You Big Evil...
878
00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:24,350
You've sinned and tainted your hands
with innocents' blood...
879
00:52:27,937 --> 00:52:29,355
die... now.
880
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,190
Oh, yes.
881
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,527
Please don't rape me,
882
00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:35,903
you can kill me,
883
00:52:36,112 --> 00:52:37,864
but please don't touch my willy!
884
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,991
It is my weakest point.
885
00:52:40,158 --> 00:52:41,367
But now I'm in your hands,
886
00:52:41,534 --> 00:52:44,287
just do whatever you want!
887
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,963
I will humiliate you...
888
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:58,301
in every way before killing... you.
889
00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:25,453
No...
890
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,583
Noriko, you can't be like that!
891
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,836
- It's okay!
- Wait! Noriko!
892
00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:17,296
Let me handle it!
893
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,591
So sorry! I am really sorry!
894
00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:30,268
I mean no harm.
895
00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:46,612
I know how stressful it is...
896
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,280
to make AVs.
897
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:51,242
I don't really like to do it,
898
00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,120
and so do you it seems.
899
00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,455
You can go!
900
00:56:58,874 --> 00:57:00,960
Is my Japanese that bad?
901
00:57:01,127 --> 00:57:02,253
Do you understand?
902
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,797
I have signed this contract with my agency,
903
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,508
they wouldn't let me go.
904
00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:08,801
Don't you worry,
905
00:57:08,968 --> 00:57:10,845
I have money.
906
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:12,471
Okay!
907
00:57:15,307 --> 00:57:16,517
Goodbye...
908
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,729
Goodbye...
909
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:23,858
Go now!
910
00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:34,743
Ozawa-san,
911
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,163
if it's with you, I think I can do it.
912
00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:40,374
But can you do me a favor?
913
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:43,043
What is it?
914
00:57:43,544 --> 00:57:45,171
Before the shooting,
915
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,173
can you go out with me?
916
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,508
If you can make me feel loved,
917
00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:51,677
I'm sure I can perform well.
918
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:05,858
Tuna sushi?
919
00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:09,487
Is tuna okay for you?
920
00:58:09,653 --> 00:58:11,197
Yes, I love it.
921
00:58:16,577 --> 00:58:17,703
Was the dinner alright?
922
00:58:17,870 --> 00:58:18,871
Yes.
923
00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,332
But let's get changed next time,
924
00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:24,043
the way we dress is so weird.
925
00:58:24,210 --> 00:58:26,670
Yes, I feel so too.
926
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:45,082
It must be Shodaiko returning my clothes.
927
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:19,533
Look,
928
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,494
we are both decently dressed,
929
01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:25,331
and so tidy.
930
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:27,750
That means nothing has happened!
931
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:30,044
Have I ever said that you did?
932
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,795
Feeling guilty?
933
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,215
Not exactly.
934
01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,176
But you really...
935
01:00:37,635 --> 01:00:39,011
caught me off guard.
936
01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:44,558
Hong Kong girlfriend.
937
01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:49,146
Oh, I have to go now,
938
01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:51,357
see you tomorrow.
939
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:56,111
You see, we were just off work,
940
01:00:56,445 --> 01:00:58,405
and then she...
941
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:30,688
Fuck me!
942
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:33,023
I want you to fuck me like
those girls you fucked in AVs.
943
01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:33,941
No, I really can't!
944
01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:36,276
I shot 4 scenes today, I am so knackered!
945
01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:37,945
You don't have a choice!
946
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,459
You Big Evil, I won't forgive you!
947
01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,294
Don't go!
948
01:02:37,337 --> 01:02:38,839
Stop!
949
01:02:39,214 --> 01:02:40,466
Wait...
950
01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,817
Wait...
951
01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,001
Even it's just for today,
952
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,797
I have to have the entire you.
953
01:03:56,458 --> 01:03:57,793
At this moment,
954
01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,546
I can deeply feel that how jealousy...
955
01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,923
can change a woman,
956
01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:05,467
and push her that far.
957
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,932
This time is the first ever AV shooting that...
958
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,977
I can feel there is love.
959
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:34,872
Hello?
960
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,249
Hi, Cecilia, where are you now?
961
01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:40,419
I am in Japan, just came back from shopping.
962
01:04:41,128 --> 01:04:42,004
Shopping?
963
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:44,089
The fact that your boyfriend is
Mario Ozawa has been exposed,
964
01:04:44,256 --> 01:04:46,466
now the Mainland publisher has
problem with your image,
965
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:47,426
stops publishing your books,
966
01:04:47,593 --> 01:04:50,012
and terminates your projects with them!
967
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:56,018
"You Have Your Say"
968
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,770
Hello and welcome to "You have your say".
969
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,023
In this episode, we have invited two guests
970
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,609
to discuss a very hot topic.
971
01:05:03,775 --> 01:05:05,944
First to my left is...
972
01:05:06,236 --> 01:05:11,783
the President of Moral Moral Adjust,
973
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,745
a veteran of AV,
974
01:05:14,912 --> 01:05:19,833
and also the Honorary President of
HK Schizophrenia Association.
975
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,294
He is the well-known "Fat Face Dragon"...
976
01:05:22,461 --> 01:05:23,837
Mr. Fucking Mo!
977
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,505
It's Mr. Frankie Mo!
978
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:27,341
I beg your pardon. Mr. Fucking Mo.
979
01:05:29,092 --> 01:05:31,803
Another guest of honor is
our best-selling romance novelist
980
01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:33,221
Miss Cecilia Jik.
981
01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:36,391
What we are going to discuss today,
982
01:05:36,642 --> 01:05:39,186
it's the oddity of this Hong Kong man,
983
01:05:39,353 --> 01:05:42,064
who went to Japan to be an AV actor,
984
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,859
and became popular by sexually humiliated by women.
985
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:47,569
Mr. Mo, what do you think?
986
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,196
I must deeply
987
01:05:49,363 --> 01:05:51,907
condemn this Mario Ozawa,
988
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,826
he is unforgiveable and a disgrace
to all Hong Kong men!
989
01:05:54,993 --> 01:05:55,786
Do you know...
990
01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,329
After watched his AVs,
991
01:05:57,496 --> 01:05:59,164
40% of men has become impotent,
992
01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:01,750
30% could only get it up
but not put it back down;
993
01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,336
and 20% felt guilty...
994
01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:06,380
to have an up and down.
995
01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:07,881
What's worse are those special cases,
996
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:10,258
men who spat milk like a baby...
997
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:11,218
right after watching!
998
01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,512
- It does sound very dangerous!
- Of course!
999
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,889
What do you think, Miss Jik?
1000
01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:18,350
Here we have a tabloid magazine,
1001
01:06:18,517 --> 01:06:21,520
saying that you are the girlfriend of Mario Ozawa.
1002
01:06:24,106 --> 01:06:25,857
Here, I have to make a declaration:
1003
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:29,111
There is nothing between Mario Ozawa and me now.
1004
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,029
What he does is shameful,
1005
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,197
that's why I cut ties with him.
1006
01:06:32,364 --> 01:06:34,783
I despise him!
1007
01:06:35,033 --> 01:06:39,204
We now have a viewer calling
in to express his opinions.
1008
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:42,207
Here, the line is put through, please go ahead.
1009
01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,544
Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik,
1010
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,714
that everyone here can say what she just said...
1011
01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:50,048
Yes...
1012
01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:53,552
But you can't!
1013
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,180
Wow! Mario Ozawa!
1014
01:06:57,389 --> 01:06:59,641
Look everyone, either from
your TV or with us here!
1015
01:07:00,225 --> 01:07:03,478
It's Mario Ozawa! He's here in the studio!
1016
01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,647
Wow, I suddenly feel like to spit some milk!
1017
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:11,403
I am begging you! Stop hurting me!
1018
01:07:11,653 --> 01:07:12,863
That's right, or may be just a little...
1019
01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:14,239
Who told me...
1020
01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,242
that money speaks louder than words,
1021
01:07:17,409 --> 01:07:18,869
and I don't need to care about...
1022
01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,912
what others say if I'm rich?
1023
01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:28,253
But do you know what you did
has cost me a fortune?
1024
01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,255
I have lost the multi-billion market
in the Mainland!
1025
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,883
Oh I see. That's the reason why we broke up.
1026
01:07:33,425 --> 01:07:35,969
Thanks a lot, I got it...
1027
01:07:36,762 --> 01:07:38,930
I don't have a market in Mainland either,
am I dying?
1028
01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:40,766
Wait!
1029
01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,357
Go fuck yourself!
1030
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,786
Wow, it's getting really exciting!
1031
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:03,413
Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa
have both given their words.
1032
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:05,916
Mr. Mo, you have just witnessed this epic moment,
1033
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,876
which side would you take?
1034
01:08:08,085 --> 01:08:09,461
I feel a bit sad.
1035
01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:11,129
Haruki Murakami once said,
1036
01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:13,465
if he is caught in between a high wall and an egg,
1037
01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:15,300
he will definitely choose the egg.
1038
01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:17,010
As a man...
1039
01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,804
if I'm caught in between a pair of high heels...
1040
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,263
and a pair of balls,
1041
01:08:20,472 --> 01:08:22,349
I will definitely choose the balls.
1042
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:23,975
Unfortunately,
1043
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:27,229
it seems that his balls have been cracked,
1044
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:28,772
poor thing...
1045
01:08:28,939 --> 01:08:29,981
This kick from Cecilia...
1046
01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:31,691
has put me in hospital for a few days.
1047
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,486
Even though the doctor said my dick is fine,
1048
01:08:35,112 --> 01:08:36,530
I have decided...
1049
01:08:36,988 --> 01:08:38,532
to quit the AV world.
1050
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:49,960
I want to say...
1051
01:08:50,168 --> 01:08:51,837
I don't want to be Mario Ozawa anymore.
1052
01:08:52,003 --> 01:08:53,588
I think Ozawa should retire,
1053
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,382
and goes to a place that no one would know him!
1054
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,636
Where can you find a place that no one knows you?
1055
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,598
I have just sold your AVs to
South America and Eastern Europe,
1056
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,392
Unless you go to Africa.
1057
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:07,853
Can you not be like that?
1058
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,897
Haven't you already made
so much money with my body?
1059
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,858
I don't care, just give back my share
1060
01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,067
after your commission.
1061
01:09:14,234 --> 01:09:15,861
I have to go.
1062
01:09:19,531 --> 01:09:21,283
Have you ever thought about me?
1063
01:09:21,491 --> 01:09:22,909
We have signed so many contracts,
1064
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:24,202
I have to pay them back!
1065
01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,663
Dada Chan did the same, what's the big deal?
1066
01:09:27,414 --> 01:09:29,749
No matter you give me back my share or not,
1067
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,043
I really have to go. Please...
1068
01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,091
Goodbye.
1069
01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,761
Mario Ozawa!
1070
01:10:23,845 --> 01:10:25,096
These are all yours!
1071
01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,431
Don't ever come back,
1072
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:27,933
and enjoy your life.
1073
01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:31,645
What about you?
1074
01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:32,771
I've thought about it,
1075
01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:34,940
I don't want you to do it unhappily.
1076
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,483
Just go.
1077
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,219
Good evening, Hatoyama-san.
1078
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,806
You still have some unpaid debts!
1079
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,475
I don't fucking understand you.
1080
01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:16,439
If I don't see money in two days,
1081
01:11:16,815 --> 01:11:18,817
I'll make you a cripple!
1082
01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:20,402
Let's go!
1083
01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:22,070
Let's go.
1084
01:11:35,250 --> 01:11:36,167
Are you okay?
1085
01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:37,335
Yeah, I'm fine.
1086
01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,878
Do I not look okay?
1087
01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:40,630
Go now,
1088
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,507
goodbye!
1089
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:46,761
What do you fucking want now?
1090
01:11:46,928 --> 01:11:48,138
Take you to the hospital,
1091
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:50,348
then give the money back, okay?
1092
01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,272
I, Mario Ozawa, am back to business!
1093
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:06,072
Are you dying?
1094
01:12:06,364 --> 01:12:07,157
Not yet...
1095
01:12:07,324 --> 01:12:08,700
Where is the nearest hospital?
1096
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:10,201
Let's go to the Princess Magaret Hospital.
1097
01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:11,369
Good“.
1098
01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:18,710
Oh, no... no...
1099
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,671
Wait a minute,
1100
01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:25,008
are you not feeling well?
1101
01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:26,509
Your accent is weird.
1102
01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:27,886
Are you Chinese as well?
1103
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:29,804
Yes,
1104
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:31,264
I'm half Fujian Chinese, 1/4 Japanese,
1105
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:32,640
and 1/4 Russian.
1106
01:12:32,807 --> 01:12:33,767
Oh, Fujian, so you are from Mainland!
1107
01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,018
Yes,
1108
01:12:35,477 --> 01:12:36,895
and...
1109
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:39,522
my mouth is stiff from all this blowing,
1110
01:12:39,731 --> 01:12:41,483
why your willy is still so soft?
1111
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:46,613
Mario is impotent now...
1112
01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:51,117
get those "Juice-up Boys" ready.
1113
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:55,121
Mario is impotent now, everyone stands by.
1114
01:12:57,582 --> 01:12:58,875
Hey, you mainland girl,
1115
01:12:59,084 --> 01:13:00,043
don't bad-mouth me!
1116
01:13:00,210 --> 01:13:02,087
I, Mario Ozawa, am the so-called...
1117
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:03,671
Beefy Bonar.
1118
01:13:03,922 --> 01:13:05,382
Maybe the problem is yours?
1119
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:08,134
Me? What's my problem?
1120
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,513
Maybe your body has a problem?
1121
01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,807
What's wrong with my body?
1122
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:17,143
If my body isn't great,
1123
01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:19,771
how can I set foot...
1124
01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:23,316
in the Japanese AV world as a Chinese?
1125
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,943
You are all wrapped up, how can I see?
1126
01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:27,862
I bet your front is as flat as your back!
1127
01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:30,532
My grandma is Russian,
1128
01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:33,827
I have a European body!
1129
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,537
Yea, a 3 years old European?
1130
01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:38,456
I can tell that...
1131
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:42,419
you won't be convinced unless
I show you what I have!
1132
01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:45,004
Let me show you!
1133
01:13:51,136 --> 01:13:52,637
Wow, such huge tits!
1134
01:13:52,804 --> 01:13:54,055
So,
1135
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,391
is it my problem,
1136
01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:59,310
or yours?
1137
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:02,814
Ok, that's obviously me.
1138
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:04,691
I am so sorry!
1139
01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:06,317
Sorry!
1140
01:14:07,819 --> 01:14:10,238
Well, don't worry,
1141
01:14:11,322 --> 01:14:13,491
life is filled With...
1142
01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:16,202
ups and downs.
1143
01:14:16,536 --> 01:14:19,497
When I first started this AV career,
1144
01:14:19,706 --> 01:14:21,040
I had no orgasms,
1145
01:14:21,291 --> 01:14:25,253
but I walked through this
period of dryness all the same.
1146
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,173
Don't you worry,
1147
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,467
tomorrow is gonna be better!
1148
01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:32,594
Thank you very much!
1149
01:14:32,844 --> 01:14:33,470
Keep it UP!
1150
01:14:33,636 --> 01:14:34,637
Yes!
1151
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,891
Where is the double? Come here quick!
1152
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:39,809
This one is impotent,
1153
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,519
it's wasting my time!
1154
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:44,856
Are you really impotent?
1155
01:14:45,690 --> 01:14:46,566
Don't worry,
1156
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:48,193
it's not a problem,
1157
01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:50,028
it's a fucking big trouble!
1158
01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,160
Today's AV Headline!
1159
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:58,786
According to informed sources,
1160
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,874
after the incident with his-ex,
1161
01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:04,709
Even Mario is physically fine,
1162
01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:06,836
he has become mentally impotent.
1163
01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:09,672
Now all his AVs close-ups has
to be done by doubles.
1164
01:15:10,131 --> 01:15:11,633
If the rumors is true,
1165
01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:13,343
it is really worrying.
1166
01:15:13,551 --> 01:15:15,929
But bad luck can always turn worse.
1167
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,430
Recently there is an aspiring AV actor,
1168
01:15:17,597 --> 01:15:19,224
who is regarded as Mario's ultimate enemy.
1169
01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:25,730
He is Naoki Nagasaki, the soul healing beau.
1170
01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:31,402
Now let's see his interview...
1171
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:37,784
Hello everyone,
1172
01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:39,452
I'm Naoki Nagasaki.
1173
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,579
Making female audience happy...
1174
01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:44,082
is my greatest happiness.
1175
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:50,380
There is a saying about you stealing
the style of Mario Ozawa,
1176
01:15:50,672 --> 01:15:52,465
What do you think?
1177
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,008
Mario Ozawa,
1178
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:55,510
well...
1179
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,595
since we are both from Hong Kong,
1180
01:15:58,471 --> 01:16:00,265
I now challenge you.
1181
01:16:00,932 --> 01:16:04,519
We compete on the sales of our next AV.
1182
01:16:05,478 --> 01:16:06,813
The one that loses...
1183
01:16:07,105 --> 01:16:08,606
has to acknowledge...
1184
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,525
the other is "the King of AV"!
1185
01:16:11,442 --> 01:16:12,860
Do you accept my challenge?
1186
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:18,241
Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome!
1187
01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,118
Amazing!
1188
01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:21,953
Naoki Nagasaki is really amazing!
1189
01:16:22,161 --> 01:16:24,122
His new AV "Rape the Undead"...
1190
01:16:24,289 --> 01:16:26,666
has already beaten Mario's.
1191
01:16:27,125 --> 01:16:27,959
Now let's look into the footage of
1192
01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:29,460
this splendid AV.
1193
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:36,759
"Naoki Nagasaki's touching
AV debut - Rape the Undead"
1194
01:16:40,722 --> 01:16:41,931
Haruko!
1195
01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,685
Well...
1196
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:48,104
We said that...
1197
01:16:48,563 --> 01:16:50,315
we would be together forever,
1198
01:16:51,149 --> 01:16:52,442
how can you be so cruel...
1199
01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:54,611
and just go like this?
1200
01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:56,738
Without you,
1201
01:16:58,072 --> 01:16:59,240
Well...
1202
01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:02,160
I don't believe in love,
1203
01:17:03,620 --> 01:17:05,872
and I can't love anymore.
1204
01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,751
Kimochiii!
1205
01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:22,889
Yes...
1206
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,724
thank you for coming.
1207
01:17:28,895 --> 01:17:30,480
Haruko's death is an accident,
1208
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,523
please don't blame yourself.
1209
01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:35,234
Well...
1210
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:37,654
if I didn't smoke...
1211
01:17:37,820 --> 01:17:38,988
while taking her to pee,
1212
01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:40,531
and loosened the leash,
1213
01:17:42,158 --> 01:17:44,702
she wouldn't be crashed by a lorry...
1214
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:47,246
with wheels this fucking big!
1215
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,916
I love men that are sentimental.
1216
01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,669
Just his tears have melted me down.
1217
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:06,057
Naoki,
1218
01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:08,101
- you can cry on my shoulder.
- Please don't...
1219
01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:10,687
No...
1220
01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:12,897
No...
1221
01:18:13,523 --> 01:18:14,982
No...
1222
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:21,698
No...
1223
01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:28,705
No...
1224
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:30,873
Stop there!
1225
01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:36,129
If you get out from this door,
1226
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,256
then Haruko will disappear forever!
1227
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,093
If you want to get her back,
1228
01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,928
undress now!
1229
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:46,055
Take your clothes off, quick!
1230
01:18:50,101 --> 01:18:51,644
Hurry up!
1231
01:18:52,145 --> 01:18:54,105
Undress from head to toe!
1232
01:18:54,272 --> 01:18:55,690
Take off your pants!
1233
01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,275
Take off your underpants!
1234
01:18:57,442 --> 01:18:58,192
Take off your socks!
1235
01:18:58,359 --> 01:18:59,777
Why do you look like this?
1236
01:18:59,944 --> 01:19:01,904
Show me your nipples!
1237
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:03,239
Kneel down!
1238
01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,783
Smile!
1239
01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:08,119
Dance!
1240
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:26,345
I'd rather be run over
by this fucking big wheel,
1241
01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:30,975
and you are the one being molested
by these three! Haruko!
1242
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:39,025
"My life, is like those petals blown by this gale,"
1243
01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:40,067
"frail, and falling."
1244
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:40,735
"Naoki Nagasaki"
1245
01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,987
Ok! I will take the challenge!
1246
01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:44,989
No fucking way.
1247
01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:46,657
You dick is fucking limp!
1248
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,284
I have to do it no matter what.
1249
01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:49,827
I have to do something...
1250
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,788
fucking unforgettable!
1251
01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:53,706
Why don't you go fuck the security guard outside?
1252
01:19:57,168 --> 01:19:58,795
I think of someone suddenly.
1253
01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,171
With this person,
1254
01:20:00,338 --> 01:20:01,088
everything will be fine!
1255
01:20:01,255 --> 01:20:02,048
Great!
1256
01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:04,008
I will find this person for you!
1257
01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:06,677
It wouldn't be the security guard, would it?
1258
01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:10,223
This woman was the AV goddess in my adolescence.
1259
01:20:10,389 --> 01:20:12,850
When I was young, I have jerked off for her...
1260
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:14,310
thousands of times.
1261
01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:17,146
She enlightened me in sex...
1262
01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:20,817
and was the pin-up of so many other boys
in Hong Kong...
1263
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,568
Ladies and gentlemen...
1264
01:20:22,735 --> 01:20:24,070
Maiko Yuki!
1265
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,210
The condition of Ozawa-san, I have got it.
1266
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,921
How long do you need then?
1267
01:20:43,214 --> 01:20:45,716
Long enough to make a tea.
1268
01:20:50,555 --> 01:20:53,057
Men's sexual excitement...
1269
01:20:53,224 --> 01:20:54,892
actually comes from their brain,
1270
01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:58,062
rather than their bottom half.
1271
01:20:58,896 --> 01:21:00,273
If there is a problem,
1272
01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,400
the best way to solve...
1273
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:04,193
is to look into his memories.
1274
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:07,113
To find out what actually made him hard
in his adolescence,
1275
01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:08,990
in order to provoke an erection again.
1276
01:22:06,380 --> 01:22:07,924
I feel so bad!
1277
01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:12,803
Are you alright?
1278
01:22:13,471 --> 01:22:14,472
Ozawa-san,
1279
01:22:14,639 --> 01:22:17,892
you have to hang in there, the doctor is coming!
1280
01:22:18,684 --> 01:22:20,102
I feel really bad!
1281
01:22:30,488 --> 01:22:31,489
Why?
1282
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:33,991
Your heartbeat is very strange.
1283
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,770
I'm dying!
1284
01:23:02,937 --> 01:23:04,438
Are you okay?
1285
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,857
What's going on?
1286
01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,067
Why?
1287
01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:09,443
What?
1288
01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:11,362
Are you okay?
1289
01:23:12,113 --> 01:23:14,448
My chest is in pain!
1290
01:23:15,199 --> 01:23:16,993
Can you rub some oil on it?
1291
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:18,035
Please rub some oil,
1292
01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,371
especially on my nipples!
1293
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:24,375
I'm sorry, even oil won't help in your case.
1294
01:23:27,461 --> 01:23:28,587
These?
1295
01:23:29,046 --> 01:23:30,548
You have to hang in there!
1296
01:23:30,965 --> 01:23:32,717
Hang in there!
1297
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,261
Hang in there!
1298
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,304
Hang in there!
1299
01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,853
I have brought his cock back into life,
1300
01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:46,939
but in order to have it bigger,
stronger and harder,
1301
01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:50,526
you have to seek a more experienced master.
1302
01:23:58,367 --> 01:23:59,869
Hello? Where are you now?
1303
01:24:00,286 --> 01:24:02,580
Why do you have me to come to this warehouse?
1304
01:24:02,747 --> 01:24:05,082
I think that you should get back up
from where you fell.
1305
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,710
Your ex is from Hong Kong,
1306
01:24:08,044 --> 01:24:10,004
that's why I've specially sent you...
1307
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,089
this Hong Kong No.1 hooker to help you.
1308
01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:40,367
Even the Golden Chicken offers
a takeaway to Japan?
1309
01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:43,788
Hi, boss, I'm Kam.
1310
01:24:43,954 --> 01:24:46,040
I have always wanted to open
the international market,
1311
01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,000
and you have made my dream comes true today!
1312
01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,753
Thank you very much! Nice to meet you!
1313
01:24:51,003 --> 01:24:52,797
Miss Hatoyama has already told me everything about you.
1314
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:54,632
Don't worry, I never miss.
1315
01:24:54,799 --> 01:24:58,302
Hong Kong customers always enjoy my company.
1316
01:24:58,803 --> 01:25:00,596
I can assure that you can...
1317
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,809
shoot through the ozone layer.
1318
01:25:05,684 --> 01:25:08,062
I am so happy to be here,
it's my first business trip!
1319
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:10,022
I am really happy!
1320
01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:14,276
Thank you very much!
1321
01:25:14,652 --> 01:25:15,653
Let's start then, boss?
1322
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:16,403
Great...
1323
01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,363
Do you want a girlfriend's touch?
1324
01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:18,322
Please don't!
1325
01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:20,658
My condition is caused by my ex, I hate her.
1326
01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:21,826
Okay.
1327
01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:28,958
Just by looking I know he had
a very miserable past.
1328
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:29,667
Very miserable!
1329
01:25:29,834 --> 01:25:31,418
Let me have a talk with him!
1330
01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,891
I'm afraid I have to use some ice and fire!
1331
01:25:46,142 --> 01:25:49,854
Wow, do you really have to use
such lethal weapons on me?
1332
01:25:50,104 --> 01:25:51,689
Difficult times call for harsh measures,
1333
01:25:51,856 --> 01:25:52,857
I learnt this from Andy Lau.
1334
01:25:53,023 --> 01:25:55,776
Fuck you, Andy Lau, it's all your fault.
1335
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:18,632
It's getting so hot.
1336
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:21,051
Why are you still hard and haven't shot yet?
1337
01:26:21,552 --> 01:26:22,136
I have no choice...
1338
01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:25,014
but to go for turbocharging and top-spinning!
1339
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,467
The Golden Chicken is famous for a reason!
1340
01:27:01,634 --> 01:27:04,428
Now you have shot through to the Galaxy.
1341
01:27:04,929 --> 01:27:06,597
With the power you have now,
1342
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,599
you can take whatever challenges
that come your way.
1343
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,018
Remember,
1344
01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:12,645
you are a Hong Konger,
1345
01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:15,606
and the core value of we Hong Kongers is...
1346
01:27:16,232 --> 01:27:19,276
no matter how hard is the circumstance, we have to be...
1347
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:21,445
HARDER!
1348
01:27:27,117 --> 01:27:29,536
King of AV Battle The live show of the "
King of AV Battle" between...
1349
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,706
Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki,
1350
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:36,335
the two most popular AV actors,
1351
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:38,045
has now began!
1352
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,426
Mario Ozawa,
1353
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:46,637
today I will defeat you in front of everyone.
1354
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:48,472
If you lose,
1355
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:49,765
you will have to kneel down...
1356
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:51,267
in front of all the audience,
1357
01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,936
and acknowledge my position
as the true King of AV.
1358
01:27:54,812 --> 01:27:57,106
Listen, you fucking Louis Koo of Jiangmen,
1359
01:27:57,314 --> 01:28:00,317
I haven't even sued you for stealing
my signature style.
1360
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,068
You will see,
1361
01:28:01,235 --> 01:28:03,529
today I have to show everyone in Japan,
1362
01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:06,532
who is the cutest.
1363
01:28:07,241 --> 01:28:08,826
Today's victory is decided by...
1364
01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,203
the two AV actors' new releases,
1365
01:28:11,370 --> 01:28:13,622
which hit the stores today.
1366
01:28:13,831 --> 01:28:17,167
For the sake of the professional legitimacy,
1367
01:28:17,334 --> 01:28:19,503
we have invited their master,
1368
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,464
the Super AV actor...
1369
01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:26,885
Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge!
1370
01:28:28,220 --> 01:28:29,847
"Goldfinger."
1371
01:28:30,472 --> 01:28:31,598
“T aka Kate“
1372
01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,600
Master Taka Kate,
1373
01:28:34,184 --> 01:28:38,355
what do you think about this battle?
1374
01:28:38,605 --> 01:28:41,692
They are both my beloved pupils.
1375
01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:45,237
One is like my left fingers,
1376
01:28:45,446 --> 01:28:47,698
the other is the right.
1377
01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:52,619
It's like my left and right fingers
are fighting to each other.
1378
01:28:53,454 --> 01:28:57,249
The two contestants have things to say again.
1379
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,667
Oh, you think you are unbeatable?
1380
01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:00,377
Great, let's raise the bet,
1381
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,047
whoever loses today has to suck...
1382
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:04,840
our master Kate-sank...
1383
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:05,883
Goldfingers!
1384
01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:06,675
Ha!
1385
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:07,885
You Nick Cheung lookalike,
1386
01:29:08,052 --> 01:29:08,969
it's just sucking, no big deal!
1387
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:11,138
You're wrong.
1388
01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:14,183
Even a 30 years old fish chopping board...
1389
01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:16,727
would have some smell,
and now we are talking about...
1390
01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:19,396
Kate-sank; fingers!
1391
01:29:20,939 --> 01:29:22,649
His fingers are so yours!
1392
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:27,363
I already have the two AVs with me.
1393
01:29:28,030 --> 01:29:29,156
Great, let's see!
1394
01:29:37,498 --> 01:29:41,043
"The Horny Spirits"
1395
01:30:20,207 --> 01:30:21,458
This one is so ugly!
1396
01:30:37,474 --> 01:30:38,892
This one is actually cute!
1397
01:30:41,979 --> 01:30:44,398
Mister, we would like to...
1398
01:30:44,690 --> 01:30:47,734
suck the essence out of your dick,
1399
01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,363
so as to wet our souls,
1400
01:30:51,572 --> 01:30:53,824
and get on to another world.
1401
01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,160
Hey, your nipple slips!
1402
01:30:56,326 --> 01:30:57,578
It's okay!
1403
01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:21,226
Power,
1404
01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:23,187
Energy,
1405
01:31:23,729 --> 01:31:24,855
Harmony,
1406
01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:26,565
Heahng,
1407
01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:27,399
Intuition,
1408
01:31:27,566 --> 01:31:28,317
Awareness,
1409
01:31:28,484 --> 01:31:29,193
Dimension,
1410
01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:30,569
Creation,
1411
01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:33,739
Absolute!
1412
01:31:41,038 --> 01:31:43,123
See you in the next life!
1413
01:31:52,299 --> 01:31:55,010
He is so amazing, it's really surprising!
1414
01:31:56,261 --> 01:32:00,557
Naoki has put Ying and Yang together,
1415
01:32:01,141 --> 01:32:04,186
his touch with the underworld...
1416
01:32:04,853 --> 01:32:07,856
has pushed AV up to a philosophical level!
1417
01:32:09,525 --> 01:32:10,817
Thank you!
1418
01:32:11,902 --> 01:32:13,195
Thank you!
1419
01:32:15,405 --> 01:32:17,407
Our Naoki is a sure win.
1420
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:19,409
Why don't you just give up now?
1421
01:32:21,787 --> 01:32:25,249
I am really worried now, but...
1422
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:27,376
fuck you anyway!
1423
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,964
With the comment of Master Kato,
1424
01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:33,590
the sales of Naoki's
1425
01:32:33,799 --> 01:32:35,551
The Horny Spirits is shooting up high.
1426
01:32:41,348 --> 01:32:42,516
I can already picture your face when...
1427
01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:45,852
you are sucking the Goldfingers of Kato-san,
1428
01:32:46,144 --> 01:32:48,188
and that's really cute!
1429
01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:49,606
Fuck!
1430
01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:56,655
So what kind of topic has Mario chosen,
1431
01:32:56,822 --> 01:33:00,117
and can he really beat Naoki?
1432
01:33:00,284 --> 01:33:01,535
Master Kate,
1433
01:33:01,743 --> 01:33:04,329
let's watch it now!
1434
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,914
Let's go!
1435
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:11,628
"Superman Ozawa - Saving the Earth"
1436
01:33:12,129 --> 01:33:15,924
The Earth is like an innocent girl
in the Universe,
1437
01:33:16,133 --> 01:33:18,594
it has always been molested
by aliens and monsters.
1438
01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,762
Usually, it happens only once a week,
1439
01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:23,640
as the series of Superman is only
broadcasted once a week.
1440
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,475
This time is the worst,
1441
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,311
as there are so many monsters.
1442
01:33:27,477 --> 01:33:28,520
Too many of them.
1443
01:34:12,689 --> 01:34:13,815
Yamete!
1444
01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,192
Yamete!
1445
01:34:21,948 --> 01:34:23,200
At this moment,
1446
01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:24,201
these useless Earth Defenders,
1447
01:34:24,368 --> 01:34:27,663
who've never defeated any monsters, appear!
1448
01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:30,082
Well, the monsters have lost their minds!
1449
01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:38,465
See?
1450
01:34:38,674 --> 01:34:41,718
These scumbags only irritate
the monsters every time,
1451
01:34:41,885 --> 01:34:43,637
it's even a waste time to scold them!
1452
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,555
I've just been told...
1453
01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:47,808
all our troops've been defeated by the monsters!
1454
01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:49,518
Oh no, we can't hold this any longer...
1455
01:34:49,685 --> 01:34:52,312
Superman Ozawa, the world's peace
is in your hands!
1456
01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:53,438
Which episode isn't like that?
1457
01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:54,690
Why do you repeat every time?
1458
01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:58,735
You fucking monsters,
1459
01:34:58,902 --> 01:34:59,903
why are you here on earth?
1460
01:35:01,571 --> 01:35:02,823
What a stupid question!
1461
01:35:03,073 --> 01:35:04,032
To destroy the earth,
1462
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,909
and most importantly...shopping!
1463
01:35:07,411 --> 01:35:08,787
What a bastard! Let me kill you first.
1464
01:35:13,709 --> 01:35:15,335
Invading the earth just for shopping?
1465
01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:16,503
You big evil!
1466
01:35:16,670 --> 01:35:18,088
Let me tear off your ears!
1467
01:35:20,966 --> 01:35:22,134
Oh why are you here?
1468
01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:24,052
I make an appearance to support you!
1469
01:35:25,679 --> 01:35:27,431
Why do you wear a wig?
1470
01:35:28,265 --> 01:35:29,349
I've actually been wearing it all this time.
1471
01:35:29,516 --> 01:35:30,809
What the fuck! You lie to me?
1472
01:35:31,101 --> 01:35:31,977
Get lost!
1473
01:35:32,144 --> 01:35:33,186
Superman Ozawa takes a move,
1474
01:35:33,353 --> 01:35:35,981
and throws Monster Hatoyama so far...
1475
01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:40,193
You are not human either,
why you don't let us destroy?
1476
01:35:48,702 --> 01:35:49,953
The monsters start to pounce on and...
1477
01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,121
gang bully Superman Ozawa
1478
01:35:51,288 --> 01:35:52,414
and attack Superman Ozawa.
1479
01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:54,082
Oh no,
1480
01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,293
they are actually molesting him.
1481
01:35:56,460 --> 01:35:57,794
These monsters are real perverts,
1482
01:35:57,961 --> 01:35:59,796
surfing their hands on Superman Ozawa.
1483
01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:04,259
Look, they are touching his nipples!
1484
01:36:04,426 --> 01:36:06,303
Wow, now's his balls!
1485
01:36:07,387 --> 01:36:08,805
Fuck you all, my mask!
1486
01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:09,848
Take my beam...
1487
01:36:10,015 --> 01:36:13,977
Beam! Beam! Beam!
1488
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:16,354
Superman Ozawa, let me ask you,
1489
01:36:16,605 --> 01:36:19,357
what's so great about the Earth
that you want to protect?
1490
01:36:19,524 --> 01:36:20,317
I don't know!
1491
01:36:20,484 --> 01:36:22,235
I'm a Superman, protecting the Earth is my job!
1492
01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:25,155
Don't chitchat anymore, kill him now!
1493
01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:26,156
Oh fuck!
1494
01:36:26,323 --> 01:36:28,825
Superman Ozawa, you have fucked up our Earth!
1495
01:36:28,992 --> 01:36:29,993
Ah! You fucking bastard! I'm fed up with you!
1496
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,746
All you do is talk,
why don't you come down and fight?
1497
01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:35,415
You motherfucker! Just staying up high!
1498
01:36:35,665 --> 01:36:36,958
Fuck you!
1499
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,335
Why are you saying?
1500
01:36:38,502 --> 01:36:39,920
Wait a minute, actually "fuck" will do!
1501
01:38:35,452 --> 01:38:38,038
The real key to conquer women...
1502
01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:40,165
is actually romance and care,
1503
01:38:40,457 --> 01:38:42,375
and the real G-spot...
1504
01:38:42,542 --> 01:38:43,752
is a woman's heart,
1505
01:38:43,919 --> 01:38:45,670
not down there.
1506
01:38:45,921 --> 01:38:48,798
Superman Ozawa, you've got my total respect!
1507
01:39:43,103 --> 01:39:46,606
Mario's AV has not only got out of the Earth,
1508
01:39:46,815 --> 01:39:48,692
it has reached the end of the Universe,
1509
01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:52,862
he also expressed the human's
will of living in harmony...
1510
01:39:53,697 --> 01:39:57,242
or even reproduce with aliens.
1511
01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:02,122
This is one level higher than Naoki's.
1512
01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:05,542
Monsters will no longer pose threat to human,
1513
01:40:05,709 --> 01:40:08,712
the more they come, the more we fuck.
1514
01:40:09,796 --> 01:40:11,673
Mario's AV...
1515
01:40:12,382 --> 01:40:15,885
has driven out our fear for monsters
in all these years.
1516
01:40:16,553 --> 01:40:20,140
Here comes the official sales record.
1517
01:40:20,306 --> 01:40:23,059
Mario Ozawa's AV is ranked No.1 in sales.
1518
01:40:24,728 --> 01:40:26,730
It's a crushing defeat for Naoki Nagasaki!
1519
01:40:36,740 --> 01:40:38,199
It's impossible!
1520
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:41,578
It's impossible!
1521
01:40:42,203 --> 01:40:43,747
I officially declare that,
1522
01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:49,002
in this King of AV Battle, the winner is...
1523
01:40:49,544 --> 01:40:52,005
Mario Ozawa!
1524
01:41:01,097 --> 01:41:04,434
Enough crying. Come down quick
and kneel down before me!
1525
01:41:23,787 --> 01:41:26,206
Kneel down please!
1526
01:41:34,547 --> 01:41:36,966
Get down now!
1527
01:41:48,353 --> 01:41:51,189
Suck it!
1528
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,890
Aren't you serious?
1529
01:42:26,141 --> 01:42:27,642
That's it?
1530
01:42:29,310 --> 01:42:30,520
What?
1531
01:42:30,687 --> 01:42:31,896
It's just for a TV programme,
1532
01:42:32,063 --> 01:42:33,189
why are you so serious?
1533
01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:34,732
Such an idiot!
1534
01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:36,776
Wow, you fucking liar!
1535
01:42:40,697 --> 01:42:43,867
The humiliation I've suffered today,
1536
01:42:45,410 --> 01:42:47,537
you will have to pay me back
in a 100 times in the future!
1537
01:42:52,542 --> 01:42:53,626
Of course!
1538
01:42:53,793 --> 01:42:54,252
Ah! We won!
1539
01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:55,920
We won!
1540
01:42:56,880 --> 01:42:57,922
Are you happy now?
1541
01:42:58,631 --> 01:42:59,716
By the way...
1542
01:43:00,049 --> 01:43:02,051
have you ever watched my AVs
and touched yourself?
1543
01:43:02,844 --> 01:43:05,054
No, of course not!
1544
01:43:05,555 --> 01:43:06,890
Why you seem so nervous?
1545
01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:09,142
Hell no, I don't!
1546
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,561
Are you a woman?
1547
01:43:20,904 --> 01:43:21,905
Hello!
1548
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:25,575
Mario Ozawa!
1549
01:43:27,744 --> 01:43:29,370
Here, one each,
1550
01:43:29,537 --> 01:43:30,330
they have all been signed!
1551
01:43:30,496 --> 01:43:31,331
Thank you!
1552
01:43:31,497 --> 01:43:32,540
From now on,
1553
01:43:32,707 --> 01:43:34,709
we only sell originals here!
1554
01:43:36,753 --> 01:43:38,963
I was going to shut this shop down this month,
1555
01:43:39,172 --> 01:43:41,007
thanks to this idiot, he is taking over.
1556
01:43:41,341 --> 01:43:42,759
That's called being persistent.
1557
01:43:43,176 --> 01:43:44,385
Someone said to me once,
1558
01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,929
we Hong Kongers,
1559
01:43:46,095 --> 01:43:47,764
no matter how hard is the circumstance,
1560
01:43:47,931 --> 01:43:49,307
we have to be HARDER!
1561
01:43:49,474 --> 01:43:50,934
HARDER!
1562
01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:52,435
If we keep being tough and hard,
1563
01:43:52,936 --> 01:43:54,938
no one can beat us!
1564
01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:04,572
My love... My love... My love...
1565
01:44:07,283 --> 01:44:08,451
My...
1566
01:44:08,618 --> 01:44:11,246
Now you are an "impressionism AV Actor"!
1567
01:44:12,247 --> 01:44:13,456
Too much hand movements...
1568
01:44:13,790 --> 01:44:14,749
What are your hands doing?
1569
01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:16,793
Just can't stand it... Can't stand it...
1570
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:19,671
Chotto Ma Te Yo Love...
1571
01:44:31,182 --> 01:44:32,517
Had he shot,
1572
01:44:32,725 --> 01:44:34,978
a rubber band would be added on his wrist.
1573
01:44:35,270 --> 01:44:37,772
Since he hasn't shot yet, he doesn't have any now.
1574
01:44:42,568 --> 01:44:46,406
Hello, I'm a fortune teller from China,
1575
01:44:46,572 --> 01:44:48,574
nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong" fortune teller.
1576
01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,494
My real name is Chan Ho-Sun,
you can call me Peter.
1577
01:44:52,036 --> 01:44:53,204
Mr. Peter
1578
01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:54,664
ain't I handsome?
1579
01:44:54,872 --> 01:44:58,167
Mr. Ozawa, please punish me physically!
1580
01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:01,546
Wow!
1581
01:45:02,714 --> 01:45:04,215
What is this?
1582
01:45:04,882 --> 01:45:05,842
What is happening?
1583
01:45:06,009 --> 01:45:07,176
Your daughter is so fucked up!
1584
01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:09,512
Grabbing my hand to squeeze her boob,
she's crossed the line!
1585
01:45:11,389 --> 01:45:13,933
She's crossed the line? What about me?
1586
01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:16,352
Wow! What do you want? Wow!
1587
01:45:25,737 --> 01:45:27,488
Thank you!
1588
01:45:36,205 --> 01:45:38,833
Thank you everyone!
1589
01:45:41,711 --> 01:45:43,296
Thank you.
1590
01:45:43,504 --> 01:45:46,591
Wow, so thick!
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