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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do... ♪
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Uh, uh, hold it.
Hold it.
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What-what...
what's going on here?
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I'm pregnant.
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You...
you're what?
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Yeah.
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We're in the middle
of a thing here.
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Well, you didn't return
any of my texts.
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So what-what...
so what's going on?
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You-you... you want, like,
a... a ride to the place?
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Peter, what's
going on?
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What's going on, Lois,
is that this girl
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is obviously not well,
and I have just learned
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that she's been stealing
from the show,
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and she should probably
be escorted out of the building.
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♪ Family Guy 10x01 ♪
Lottery Fever
Original Air Date on September 25, 2011
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♪ Nah, nah ♪
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♪ Family Guy. ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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We now return
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to Star Trek II: The Wrathof Khan, edited for goats.
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Marooned for all eternity
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in the center of a dead planet.
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Buried alive.
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Buried alive.
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Lois, I need $28,000.
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For what?
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I've decided I want to open
a sushi restaurant.
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What do you know
about sushi?
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I don't care
about the sushi.
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I just want to yell at customers
when they walk in the door.
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Here comes a black guy!
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Peter, you're not
getting money
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for that or
anything else.
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We're running seriously
low on cash right now.
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In fact, I may have to
get my own full-time job.
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Geez. Are we really living
that close to the edge?
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You know we
are, Brian.
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Why do you think
we waited so long
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to take you to the
groomer's last month?
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Hey, isn't it time for me
to get a haircut?
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Oh, no. I think
you just got one.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause I feel like
my nails are really long.
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Yeah, I'll check,
but I'm pretty sure
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it's not for another
couple of weeks.
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What day is this?
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Like it or not, we're
going to have to start
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living on a strict
budget for a while.
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Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker,
and this is...
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♪ News... ♪
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I thought you were going
to sing with me, Joyce.
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Okay. Our top
story tonight.
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The Rhode Island
State Lottery
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has climbed to a record
$150 million jackpot.
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That's right, Tom.
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Powerball fever has
officially gripped Quahog.
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We sent Channel Five News
Asian correspondent
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Tricia Takanawa around town
to get the public reaction.
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Mayor West, what do you plan
to do if you win the lottery?
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Well, I'd finally
splurge and buy myself
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one of those fancy
four-piece suits.
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I'd like to join
your country club.
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I assume that won't
be a problem.
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And how about you,
every Persian guy in the world?
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White BMW.
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There you go, Lois.
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That's the answer right there.
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We'll just win the lottery.
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In fact, I'm going to go buy
my winning ticket right now.
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Peter, what's wrong?
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It's, uh, nothing.
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I'm just going
to wait a minute.
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There's teenagers
in skinny jeans out there.
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Everyone, I got big news.
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We are going
to be rich.
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Oh, my God, Peter.
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There are thousands of
lottery tickets here.
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Where did you get the
money for all these?
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Simple. I took out a second
mortgage on the house.
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What?!
Peter, this is idiotic.
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Your odds of winning
are like 100 million to one.
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Don't you know the lottery
is just a tax on stupid people?
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Would you be saying
that if the prize
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was 150 million bags of
the neighbor's garbage?
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But it's not.
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I mean... I mean, is it?
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It's... that-that is an
unrealistic, unfair question.
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Peter, Brian's right.
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How can you be
so irresponsible?
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You take these tickets
back right now.
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No way, Lois.
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We're going to win.
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I got lots of good
karma built up
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from doing those
USO shows.
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So, apparently, they found
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a weapon of mass destruction--
my putter.
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All right, boys.
Go get 'em over there.
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And now, please welcome
Mr. Bruce Jenner.
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Just wanted to
remind you fellas
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what you're all
fighting for.
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Okay, this is
it, you guys.
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They're going to announce
the winning lottery numbers.
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Time for the Griffin family
to meet its destiny.
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When we lose,
I'm getting a divorce.
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Understood.
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We're here live in our studio
where a checkout girl
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in a cheap dress
who wants to be a model
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is ready to draw
the winning numbers.
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"E!"
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That's
a three, honey.
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Turn it around.
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This.
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Thirty-one.
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Spooky ghost mouth.
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That's a zero.
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Snowman.
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Eight.
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Two sailboats.
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Forty-four.
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Seventeen.
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No, that's...
Oh, yes, that is 17.
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She's good at 17.
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Well, folks,
those are our winning numbers.
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Good luck to all of our...
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Twenty-four!
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No, that's it. We're done.
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Anyone watching,
do not count 24.
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Pancakes!
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Okay, I don't know
what she's doing now.
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Somebody turn the machine off.
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N-Nikki, Nikki, that's good.
That's good.
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Go... go wait in my car.
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All right, you did good.
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Going to take her
to Walt's Roast Beef.
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All right, kids,
we got 200,000
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lottery tickets
we got to check.
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All right, how do you
want to do this?
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A static shot of the house
where night turns into day
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or a montage song that
over-explains what we're doing?
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Um, that
second one
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sounds like it
could be funny.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Checking lottery tickets ♪
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♪ Looking at the numbers ♪
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♪ And seeing if they match
the ones on the news ♪
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♪ If they do,
then we're winners ♪
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♪ If they don't,
then we put them ♪
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♪ In the designated pile ♪
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♪ For tickets
we already checked ♪
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♪ This is taking forever ♪
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♪ That's why Brian is yawning ♪
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♪ And Stewie's
rubbing his eyes ♪
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♪ The montage is almost over ♪
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♪ That's why the music
and the vocals ♪
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♪ Are fading out right now. ♪
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Well, that's it.
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Three days wasted looking
through 200,000 lottery tickets.
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Those weren't
the lottery tickets.
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That was a test.
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These are
the lottery tickets.
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Is this another test?
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Yes.
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These aren't the real
lottery tickets, either.
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These are the real
lottery tickets.
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So, in addition to buying
200,000 lottery tickets,
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you had 400,000 fake ones
printed up?
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I had to be sure.
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Oh, my God. We won!
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What?
Let me see that.
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Yes! We won the lottery!
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I'm getting a penis butler.
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Sir?
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All right, butle
my penis. Butle it!
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This is awesome.
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Now that we're rich,
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our lives are going
to be so much better.
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You sure it was
such a good idea
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to cash that
lottery check?
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It seems foolish to have
all this money lying around.
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Oh, you'd rather have
it down at the bank
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where the Jewish
guys can leer at it?
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Yeah!
All right!
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Money!
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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
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Hello?
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Did you blow all your money yet?
No, Daddy.
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All right. Call me
when you blow all your money.
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Love you. Bye.
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All right, so how are we
going to spend our winnings?
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I'm going to get some
supermarket fried chicken
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and eat it until I'm nauseous.
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I'm going to finally get my gal
that doodad she's been wantin'!
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I'm going to get a floor mirror
to squat over
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and see what's making
all that noise.
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Okay, everybody
just calm down.
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We're not going to go crazy
spending our winnings,
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and we're not going to let
this money change us.
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What are you talking about?
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This money is our ticket
to the good life, starting now.
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I just bought a giant room
full of gold coins,
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and I'm going to dive into it
like Scrooge McDuck.
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Aah! It's not a liquid!
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It's a great many pieces
of solid matter
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that form a hard,
floor-like surface!
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Aah!
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Peter, what are you
doing here?
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Shouldn't you
be at work?
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I quit my job, Lois.
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You what?
Yeah, we're rich now.
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I don't need to be working.
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Ah, you should've
been there, Lois.
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I told Angela what she could do
with that job,
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just like I always fantasized.
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Angela, I just want
to thank you
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for several extremely
pleasurable years
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working for this
corporation.
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Uh, certain
unexpected developments
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have created
a situation
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where I am no longer
in need of employment.
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Uh, I would be
remiss, however,
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if I did not extend
my gratitude to you
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for your unwavering
fairness and belief in me,
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and there is a giant poo
on your desk.
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Hey, Horace,
another round for everybody.
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Gosh, Peter,
you're really
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being generous
with your money.
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Hey, what's the point
of being rich
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if you can't share it
with your pals, huh?
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Okay, wait,
I-I got one.
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Who would you
rather do?
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Susan Boyle
or a sex doll
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that's been passed
around a fraternity?
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Well, have they been
cleaning the doll?
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Please, these guys are Betas--
they're total animals.
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Hey, I got
one, Peter.
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What would you
rather do?
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Tread water where
you are right now
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or increase your
net worth fivefold
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within the next
18 months?
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Huh?
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What? I... what are you
talking about?
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Well, my friend Marty
is a whiz with chemistry,
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and he says
he's come up
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with a new penis
enlargement pill,
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and if we can bankroll him
$100,000 in startup money,
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he'll triple our
investment in a year.
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Well, uh...
gee, I-I'm... I don't, uh...
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Peter, I've taken
the liberty
255
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of mocking up some
sales projections.
256
00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:20,875
Wow, that's pretty good.
257
00:09:20,943 --> 00:09:22,877
And this would be
our net profits.
258
00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,078
Yikes.
259
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,580
You know, Peter, uh,
260
00:09:25,647 --> 00:09:28,916
Bonnie's birthday is coming up,
and I'll be gol-darned
261
00:09:28,984 --> 00:09:31,719
if I didn't go ahead and
promise her that Stevie Nicks
262
00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:34,722
would come to our house
and sing three songs to her.
263
00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:38,059
Boy, do I got a big mouth, huh?
264
00:09:38,126 --> 00:09:40,328
Yeah, if you're going to open
your mouth with the missus,
265
00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:41,596
stick to kisses, huh?
266
00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:46,901
What neat humor.
What neat humor.
267
00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:49,237
So what do say, Peter?
Can you help us out?
268
00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:50,705
Of course I can, you dope.
269
00:09:50,772 --> 00:09:52,423
We're pals, right?
270
00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:56,193
There you go.
271
00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:57,228
Hey, Horace,
give us
272
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,529
three shots
of your best bourbon.
273
00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,915
And have that Russian waiter
I like bring it over.
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00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:05,169
♪ La la la la la
la la la la la la ♪
275
00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,521
♪ Trololo ♪
276
00:10:07,606 --> 00:10:10,007
♪ La la la la la
la la la la la la ♪
277
00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,225
♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪
278
00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:12,360
♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪
279
00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:13,644
♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪
280
00:10:13,712 --> 00:10:15,012
♪ Ho ho ho ho ho ♪
281
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,515
♪ La la la la la la
la la la la la la ♪
282
00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:20,001
♪ La la la la la
la la la la la ♪
283
00:10:20,068 --> 00:10:24,872
♪ Ah la la la ♪
284
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:29,477
♪ La la la la la la ♪
285
00:10:29,544 --> 00:10:31,579
♪ La la la la la ♪
286
00:10:31,647 --> 00:10:34,382
♪ Bop ba da da da da da da da ♪
287
00:10:34,449 --> 00:10:39,353
♪ La la la la la la. ♪
288
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,355
Boy, you wouldn't guess
from that smile
289
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,224
that all his kids
were stillborn, huh?
290
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,526
All right, well,
thanks again, Peter.
291
00:10:45,594 --> 00:10:46,994
I got to head out.
292
00:10:47,062 --> 00:10:48,963
I told my mother I'd visit
her in the hospital.
293
00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,414
Yeah, and I got to work.
294
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,882
I'm flying a leg
to Minneapolis tonight.
295
00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:53,217
Oh.
296
00:10:53,268 --> 00:10:54,518
Yeah, I-I-I understand.
297
00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:55,786
You... you've got
other things to do.
298
00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:57,388
I-I just wrote you guys
a couple of checks,
299
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,073
but no, you... you-you-you
do your things.
300
00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:00,908
What?
No, I mean, I-I'm just saying,
301
00:11:00,976 --> 00:11:03,311
I-I thought friends hang out,
do things with each other.
302
00:11:03,378 --> 00:11:04,929
You know,
especially when one friend
303
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,348
gives the other friends
a whole bunch of money.
304
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,935
Oh. Well, I guess I
could stick around.
305
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,038
Yeah, and I-I guess
the co-pilot can fly the plane.
306
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,941
She's a woman and passengers
are usually okay with that.
307
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,309
I once saw a
deodorant commercial
308
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,643
that had a
woman pilot.
309
00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:21,262
That's more like it.
310
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:23,781
From now on, we're all gonna do
whatever I want to do.
311
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,132
'Cause I'm the one
with the dough.
312
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,834
Okay, I guess that's fair.
313
00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:28,569
Good.
'Cause what I want to do is
314
00:11:28,637 --> 00:11:30,638
stay here, get drunk
and watch TV.
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00:11:30,706 --> 00:11:33,808
We now return to MichaelMcDonald During Allergy Season.
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00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,743
Haa...
317
00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:38,062
Haa-haa...
318
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,147
Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa...
319
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,615
Haa...
320
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,100
♪ Haa-chu! ♪
321
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,005
Hey, Peter, you wanted me
to watch the entire first season
322
00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:50,608
of True Blood and come show you
where there was boob?
323
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:52,076
That's right, I
don't want to see
324
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,411
any actual TrueBlood, just boob.
325
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:54,678
Yeah, well, I found some.
326
00:11:57,532 --> 00:11:58,766
No!
327
00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:01,235
Anna Paquin boob does
not count as real boob!
328
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,471
That's like looking
at a 12-year-old boy.
329
00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:05,573
Geez. Y-You should
know that, Joe!
330
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,674
You should
definitely know that!
331
00:12:06,742 --> 00:12:08,042
Sorry, Peter.
332
00:12:08,110 --> 00:12:10,044
Sorry doesn't show me
nipples worth seeing!
333
00:12:10,112 --> 00:12:12,880
And as for you, Anna, you're
dreadful and so is the program.
334
00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:14,081
I didn't write it.
335
00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:15,783
Yeah, but you know
the people who do.
336
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:17,385
That Alan Ball--
you know him, right?
337
00:12:17,452 --> 00:12:18,419
Yeah.
338
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:19,520
How come everything
he writes
339
00:12:19,588 --> 00:12:21,422
is so dreary?
I don't know.
340
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,157
Tell him to cheer up!
Things ain't so bad!
341
00:12:23,225 --> 00:12:25,626
This is a weird episode.
342
00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:29,663
Okay, Quagmire, I want you
to take the first bite
343
00:12:29,731 --> 00:12:31,031
out of this fudge pop,
344
00:12:31,099 --> 00:12:33,467
because that first bite
is the one that really hurts.
345
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,903
Well, okay.
346
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,692
Ah! Ow!
347
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,693
Ow!
348
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,761
Yeah, that's right "Ow."
349
00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:44,862
Now, you swallow that.
350
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,163
Don't you dare spit that out.
351
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,114
What's the
difference?
352
00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:48,032
You got what
you wanted.
353
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,049
I said swallow it!
354
00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:51,769
Now, smear what's
left of it on your face
355
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:55,689
and look at me
with your mouth open.
356
00:12:55,757 --> 00:12:57,892
Look at yourself,
you filthy whore.
357
00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:02,196
I don't even
want this now.
358
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:09,370
Okay, guys, now you're gonna do
a synchronized duet
359
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:11,939
of "Makin' Whoopee" while
I shoot you with this BB gun.
360
00:13:12,007 --> 00:13:12,973
That doesn't
sound safe.
361
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:13,808
Action!
362
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,128
♪ Another bride ♪
♪ She looks so gay ♪
363
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,829
♪ Another June ♪
♪ Oh, what a day ♪
364
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,565
♪ Another sunny
honeymoon ♪
365
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:22,766
♪ Hip hip hoor... ♪
366
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,335
♪ Another seas... ♪
367
00:13:24,402 --> 00:13:26,036
♪ Another reason ♪
368
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,905
♪ For making whoopee ♪
369
00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:32,593
Look, you aren't gonna shoot us
in the eye, are you, Peter?
370
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:33,727
Oh, no, Joe.
371
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,396
I wouldn't try
to shoot you in the eye.
372
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,431
♪ A lot of shoes ♪
♪ We're throwing shoes ♪
373
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:38,922
♪ A lot of rice ♪
♪ It's all so ni... ♪
374
00:13:39,868 --> 00:13:42,369
Peter, it was really
close to my eye!
375
00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:43,370
Relax, Joe.
376
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:44,638
I'm nowhere near your eye.
377
00:13:44,706 --> 00:13:46,106
Hey, Joe, open your eye.
378
00:13:46,174 --> 00:13:48,943
Gotcha.
379
00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:50,911
What the hell, Peter?!
You shot him in the eye!
380
00:13:50,979 --> 00:13:52,379
Keep singing, you.
And keep your chin up,
381
00:13:52,447 --> 00:13:53,614
so I can see your throat.
382
00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:55,399
No, no screw this!
You're a jerk!
383
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,201
Jerk? What kind of a way is that
384
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,036
to talk to your friend
who gives you money?
385
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,137
Go to hell, Peter!
386
00:14:00,205 --> 00:14:01,338
We don't need
your money!
387
00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:02,840
And we don't need
friends like you!
388
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,208
Yeah! We're out of here!
389
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,476
Fine, go on. I don't care.
390
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,311
I don't need you, I got money!
391
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,647
You know, Peter,
you used to be a great guy.
392
00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,248
But ever since
you won that lottery...
393
00:14:12,784 --> 00:14:14,518
Come on, Joe!
394
00:14:14,586 --> 00:14:16,320
this guy!
Aah!
395
00:14:19,624 --> 00:14:21,692
I'm here to audition
for Fiddler on the Roof.
396
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,093
Come right in.
397
00:14:31,559 --> 00:14:33,861
Peter, my God, what the
hell are you wearing?
398
00:14:33,928 --> 00:14:35,979
It's a solid gold
tuxedo, Lois.
399
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,448
I had to fight three rappers
400
00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:39,349
down at the Nonsense Store
for this.
401
00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,151
Look, Peter, this
is not who we are.
402
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:43,253
I'm worried the money
is changing this family,
403
00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:44,755
and not the
way you hoped.
404
00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:47,090
Well, I was hoping it would make
you shut up, so you're right.
405
00:14:47,158 --> 00:14:48,892
You know, I spoke to
Bonnie this morning,
406
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,862
and she said you haven't talked
to Joe or Quagmire in two weeks.
407
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:53,413
Who cares?
I don't need Quagmire.
408
00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:55,115
And I certainly don't need Joe.
409
00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:56,416
I got Money Joe.
410
00:14:57,469 --> 00:14:58,802
That's a good one, Money Joe!
411
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:00,971
I don't like what this money
is doing to us.
412
00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,073
It's even affecting
Brian and Stewie.
413
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,375
I think I'm gonna
take a nap.
414
00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:07,578
What, here?
Yeah, I had a giant mobile
415
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,997
put in the sky so I can
sleep wherever I want.
416
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,852
This is nice.
417
00:15:14,936 --> 00:15:17,170
I hope that bear
comes around soon.
418
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,773
That's sort of my fave--
Oh, look, the bear!
419
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,291
And it's not just them.
420
00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:24,261
Chris has also been developing
some very expensive tastes.
421
00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,597
Model glue, sir?
422
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,315
Well, what do
we have today?
423
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:31,468
Today we have a recent vintage
procured just this morning
424
00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:33,220
from Michael's Hobby Shop.
425
00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:35,289
Yes, that's
very nice.
426
00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:37,257
Bring me my
finest rag.
427
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:39,076
Your fancy rag, sir.
428
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,928
You are relieved
for the evening.
429
00:15:46,184 --> 00:15:49,186
You don't see
poor people doing this!
430
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:50,420
Lois, don't you understand?
431
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:52,689
We don't got any of
our old problems anymore.
432
00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:54,625
We don't have to worry
about paying bills,
433
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,510
we don't have to worry
about saving dough.
434
00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:58,979
All we got to do
is enjoy ourselves.
435
00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,063
Interested?
436
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,235
Oh, my God.
437
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,572
Peter, it's
beautiful!
438
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,873
Is it a blood
diamond?
439
00:16:09,941 --> 00:16:11,308
Ah, the bloodiest.
440
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,977
The two kids who found it were
forced to murder each other.
441
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:15,812
Oh, Peter,
I love it.
442
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,749
Hey, you want to watch a DVD
of the murder while we do it?
443
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,033
I already watched it
eight times,
444
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:22,236
so I know exactly
which part I want to blam at.
445
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,874
Chris, Meg, now that
I'm a rich father,
446
00:16:27,942 --> 00:16:30,377
you will try to impress me,
and I will remain distant.
447
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:31,478
Go.
448
00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:33,580
Um, say, Dad,
did I tell you
449
00:16:33,648 --> 00:16:35,749
I got second place
in the yacht race?
450
00:16:35,817 --> 00:16:38,018
Hmm. Sounds like
somebody's dad
451
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:39,686
is happier than
me right now.
452
00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:41,388
Well, um, how about this, Dad?
453
00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:43,523
The school paper is
doing a story about me.
454
00:16:43,591 --> 00:16:45,325
That's because I
had it arranged.
455
00:16:45,393 --> 00:16:48,161
Uh, I was thinking about
joining the Army?
456
00:16:48,229 --> 00:16:49,429
No.
457
00:16:49,497 --> 00:16:51,431
Meg, as a girl, your
life holds no merit.
458
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:53,667
And, Chris, try as you
may, you will never be
459
00:16:53,735 --> 00:16:55,535
as good as your older
brother who died.
460
00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,237
He was good at
sports and talking.
461
00:16:57,288 --> 00:16:59,156
Now, pardon me
while I look at scrimshaw
462
00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:00,924
through a magnifying glass.
463
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:03,427
Ah, brave men all.
464
00:17:03,494 --> 00:17:05,395
Lost sons of New Bedford.
465
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:07,064
That's good scrimshaw.
466
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,736
Ah, I never thought
I'd be having high tea
467
00:17:12,804 --> 00:17:15,005
at the Park Barrington
every single day.
468
00:17:15,073 --> 00:17:17,774
Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea
of white faces, isn't it?
469
00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:21,111
Waiter, have the chef prepare
a bucket of your finest caviar,
470
00:17:21,179 --> 00:17:23,163
and then give it
a helicopter tour of the city.
471
00:17:23,231 --> 00:17:24,197
Very good, sir.
472
00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:25,732
Very good indeed.
473
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,702
I hope it enjoys it as much as
that Maine lobster I ordered.
474
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:31,171
And over there is the
Rhode Island State House,
475
00:17:31,239 --> 00:17:33,440
the second largest
self-supporting marble dome
476
00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:34,875
in North America.
477
00:17:34,942 --> 00:17:36,443
Why the
am I doing this?
478
00:17:36,511 --> 00:17:38,045
I could've just
said I did it.
479
00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:39,780
Sir, about
your bill...
480
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:41,381
Oh, don't worry, Carstairs,
481
00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:43,517
there's ample gratuity
on there for you.
482
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:44,885
Nyah.
483
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:47,688
Well, actually, sir, your
card has been declined.
484
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,122
Oh, really?
485
00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:51,541
Well, I'm sure a brief call
to my accountant
486
00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:53,744
will resolve this
to our mutual satisfaction.
487
00:17:55,713 --> 00:17:56,980
Hello, Schnozzenstein?
488
00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:58,382
This is Peter Griffin.
489
00:17:58,449 --> 00:18:00,384
There seems to be
some issue with our credit.
490
00:18:00,451 --> 00:18:03,253
I told Carstairs
you'd set everything straight.
491
00:18:03,321 --> 00:18:04,755
What do you mean I'm broke?!
492
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,107
What about all that money
I sent to the Gayman Islands?
493
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,909
They did what with it?!
494
00:18:08,976 --> 00:18:11,011
No, I don't want it back!
495
00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:12,729
I'm gonna miss you,
Carstairs.
496
00:18:12,797 --> 00:18:15,265
I shall miss
you, too, sir.
497
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,950
With no one to look after,
498
00:18:17,017 --> 00:18:18,785
Carstairs fell into
a deep depression
499
00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:20,554
from which he never emerged.
500
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,389
He died two weeks later.
501
00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:24,024
Some say of a broken heart.
502
00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:25,025
What, sir?
503
00:18:25,093 --> 00:18:26,326
But that was Carstairs.
504
00:18:29,897 --> 00:18:31,381
I can't believe it.
505
00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:32,716
We lost everything.
506
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,317
What do we do now?
507
00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,586
Well, seems like our
only hope is the lottery.
508
00:18:36,654 --> 00:18:39,723
Holy (bleep), we won twice and
we're right back here again.
509
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:43,160
We had $150 million, and
we blew through it in a month.
510
00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:45,345
Yeah, but on the bright side,
if this hadn't happened,
511
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,480
we never would've met Kyle.
512
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:48,148
Hey.
513
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:49,182
Hello. Hey there.
Hi. What's up?
514
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,751
And that's not even Kyle.
515
00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:52,285
Peter, we can't
live like this.
516
00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:54,004
Well, what are we
supposed to do, Lois?
517
00:18:54,072 --> 00:18:55,205
Everything we
had is gone!
518
00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:56,823
We have friends, Peter.
519
00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,108
Not anymore, we don't.
520
00:18:58,176 --> 00:18:59,342
They're good people.
521
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:00,444
They'll listen.
522
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,145
And they'll care
what happens to us,
523
00:19:02,213 --> 00:19:04,915
even after everything
that's happened.
524
00:19:04,982 --> 00:19:07,217
You know, I'm still young
enough you can drop me
525
00:19:07,285 --> 00:19:09,052
at the fire station,
no questions asked.
526
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:19,429
Well, well.
Look who it is.
527
00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:20,397
Who is it?
528
00:19:20,465 --> 00:19:21,515
It's me, Peter.
529
00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:22,449
I'm standing
right here.
530
00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:23,950
This is a glass eye, Peter.
531
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:25,719
They had to remove
the one you shot.
532
00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:28,188
Oh, boy, that whole
day was a mess, huh?
533
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:29,956
What happened to you, anyway?
You look terrible.
534
00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:32,392
Look, you guys,
I messed up bad.
535
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,394
Winning the lottery
was the worst thing
536
00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:36,296
that ever happened
to me and my family.
537
00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:38,832
I thought being rich
would solve all my problems,
538
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,935
but all it did was make me
forget what was important.
539
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:44,070
Like who my real friends are.
540
00:19:44,122 --> 00:19:45,822
I don't expect
you to forgive me,
541
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:49,409
but if, for some reason, you do,
you can find me
542
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:52,111
in a cardboard box on the corner
of Meeting and Thayer.
543
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,165
Peter, wait.
544
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,718
That corner's
a bit of a hike for me.
545
00:19:58,786 --> 00:20:00,303
I'd rather just
come see you at home.
546
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:05,158
What-- where'd you get
this kind of money?
547
00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:07,727
The penis enlargement pill you
gave me the startup money for.
548
00:20:07,795 --> 00:20:09,246
It turned a pretty nice profit.
549
00:20:09,313 --> 00:20:11,681
I guess it's only fair
that I give you my percentage
550
00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:13,400
so you can get your house back.
551
00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:17,170
Quagmire, I don't know
what to say.
552
00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:18,305
Thank you.
553
00:20:18,372 --> 00:20:19,689
You're welcome.
554
00:20:19,757 --> 00:20:21,708
And if it makes you feel better,
it was money well spent.
555
00:20:21,776 --> 00:20:23,260
Just ask Sandra
the waitress over there.
556
00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:24,878
We had a great time
last night.
557
00:20:24,946 --> 00:20:26,513
Tough girl.
558
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:27,881
Made it into work.
559
00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:32,919
Boy, I got to say,
it's good to be home.
560
00:20:32,987 --> 00:20:34,754
Yeah. Despite all
the ups and downs,
561
00:20:34,822 --> 00:20:36,389
things turned out for the best.
562
00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:39,059
I mean, really, we're no worse
off than we were before.
563
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:40,727
Plus, we learned something.
564
00:20:40,795 --> 00:20:42,562
And you can't
put a price on that.
565
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,964
Look, Lois, we all know
what happened.
566
00:20:44,031 --> 00:20:45,164
We're all depressed.
567
00:20:45,216 --> 00:20:46,883
All right, let's just
go to different rooms
568
00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:48,785
and stare blankly
out the window, saying nothing.
569
00:20:48,853 --> 00:20:52,853
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
570
00:20:56,861 --> 00:20:58,879
Congratulations to
tonight's sweepstakes winner,
571
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:00,831
Daniel San Martin Marrero.
572
00:21:00,898 --> 00:21:02,032
Shapes.
Shut up.
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