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Ah, it smells so good out here.
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You see, Peter?
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This is a much better way to spend a Sunday
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than what you dragged us to last week.
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Hey, if I'm starring in a production
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of Starlight Express,
I want my whole family there.
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♪ Starlight Express! Starlight Express! ♪
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♪ Starlight Express! Starlight Express! ♪
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♪ Starlight Express! Starlight Express! ♪
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♪ Starlight Express! Starlight Express! ♪
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express!
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Starlight Express.
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Stewie, look.
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A butterfly.
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Let's get it!
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Uh, Chris, I don't think we
should be leaving the trail.
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I shall put you in a glass box
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to display on Saint Trimmings Day.
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Awww.
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British guys always capture my butterflies.
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Yes, and to add insult to injury,
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I shall present to you my fanny:
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Sir Chadwell Heath.
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Aw, darn it.
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Hey, wait a second. Where are we?
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Oh, no.
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Hey, Chris, did you know
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your bacne spells "Citibank" in Braille?
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Great. You had to chase the butterfly.
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Yes, I had to chase the butterfly.
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I came out here to observe nature.
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What did you come out here for?
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I came to the woods because I
wished to live deliberately,
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and see if I could not
learn what it had to teach,
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and not, when I came to die,
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discover that I had not lived.
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Wow, Stewie. That was beautiful.
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- Did you write that?
- No.
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But can you tell me who did?
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Log on now.
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All right, let's tally up those responses.
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Wow.
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You know who that is?
You know who Thornton Mellon...
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First of all, it was Henry David Thoreau.
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But do you know who Thornton Mellon is?
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That was Rodney Dangerfield's
character in Back to School.
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You feel good
about yourselves? Huh?
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This is why the other countries
are beating us, you know!
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So you know,
you got only yourself to blame
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next time you go
to the vet and complain
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that that Indian doctor is
too rough with your cat.
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Stewie, are we gonna die?
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Hey, hey.
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Probably.
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I... I don't want to die!
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You know, Chris, if by some miracle,
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we do manage to get out of here alive,
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I'm gonna finally run
for public office again.
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I think people have forgotten
my last embarrassment.
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Harry Truman. Stupid jerk.
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Freakin' FDR's ass bitch.
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If we get back home alive,
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I'm gonna finally open up
to Ellen from my math class
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and tell her how much I like her.
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I'd like those things for us, Chris.
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What are you doing?
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I'm digging a hole.
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Why?
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'Cause I like to sleep on my side.
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Our top story:
The search for two local boys
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lost in the woods drags
on into its third day.
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That's right, Diane.
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Still no sign of Chris and Stewie Griffin.
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Here's the update from the local authorities
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who are overseeing the
search party's efforts.
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We're still very optimistic that
we're gonna find these kids,
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and we just want to urge
everyone not to give up hope.
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All right, everyone,
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we are officially looking for corpses.
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Repeat, this is now a recovery effort.
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We are officially looking for corpses,
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so let's get back out there,
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bring back those dead bodies.
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Oh, God, this is horrible!
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I can't watch anymore!
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Mom, Daddy, thank you
so much for coming over.
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Oh, of course, dear.
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I don't know what to do.
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They scoured the area,
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and there's no sign of them.
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I feel like I can't just
sit here doing nothing,
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but I don't know what I can do.
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I'll tell you who could help. Medium.
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Daddy, that's not a real person.
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That's a character on a TV show.
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Don't you disparage Medium.
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Medium works very hard.
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You know, Mom, I saw this
thing on the Discovery Channel
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about psychics who help
find people who are lost.
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Really?
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I saw this thing on the Discovery Channel
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about this fat woman who sat on her dog
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and it went up inside her guts.
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It's been three days,
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and I just don't know where else to turn.
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Please, can you help me?
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Don't worry, Lois.
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The spirit world wants
very much to assist you.
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Your missing sons will be found.
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Oh, oh! Thank you,
thank you so much!
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I can't tell you how reassuring that is.
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Ah. My babies are okay.
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Will you answer one question for me?
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Yes.
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Thank you so much.
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Well, Stewie, I think we're finished.
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It sure looks that way.
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It's been a pleasure
serving with you, Chris.
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And with you, Stewie.
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Jeffrey! Jeffrey, come back.
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It's gonna get dark soon!
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All this drama over a turkey burger?!
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Oh, thank God!
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Oh, you're not Jeffrey.
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You're that missing baby and boy.
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Jeffrey!
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I found that missing baby and boy!
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I don't care.
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Mommy!
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Chris! Stewie!
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My babies!
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Oh, I'm so happy you're safe!
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Oh, I knew they'd find you.
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I knew you were okay.
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It's just like the psychic said.
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Thank you all for your help, everybody.
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Oh, for definite.
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It's just like a childhood
game of Hide and Find!
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You said it, friend!
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What do you say for celebration
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we go dunk our whistles in the trough?
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Ah! We should totally phone Gaspard!
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Ah! He would love to hear this tale!
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Oh, but I only have 15
pfenigs on my phone card.
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Happy Gerbitz Day.
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- Ah! Ah!
- Ah!
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Oh, it is so good to have my
boys back home safe and sound.
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Thank God for that psychic.
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What are you talking about?
The psychic didn't do anything.
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Well, she said we were
gonna find them and we did.
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I always wondered about psychics,
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but I gotta tell ya, I'm a believer now.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go back and
see what else she has to say.
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Hey, check it out. Chris and Stewie,
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you're on the front page of the paper.
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You know, Chris, that girl from school
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sees that picture and you're in.
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Look, Stewie, I'm not
really gonna ask her out.
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I think that just might
have been cocky forest talk.
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No, but you got to take advantage of this.
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Seize your moment.
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Like the Duck Founding Father.
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Gentlemen, these are all
important fundamental rights,
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but I move we strike the
right to bob for small fish
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with your butt in the air. All in favor?
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Aye.
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Opposed?
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The motion carries.
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I don't know about this, Stewie.
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Nonsense. You're a hero now.
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Your picture's in the paper.
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She'll be fawning all over you.
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Now, which one is she?
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There.
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Hi, Chris!
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Wait a minute. That's the girl?
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Yeah. Isn't she special?
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That's the way the state of
Rhode Island would put it.
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Uh, there's something...
up with her, isn't there?
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Yeah. She's got Down's Syndrome.
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Oh, okay, well, there we go.
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She's so sweet.
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And doesn't she have the
most beautiful eyes?
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Well, the spacing seems a tad off,
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but, yeah, individually, they're not awful.
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All right, I'm on board. Go talk to her.
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Um, hi, Ellen.
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Hi, Chris.
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Um, this is my little brother Stewie.
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Your head makes me laugh.
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I'm guessing this one owned a bunny,
but not anymore.
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Um, listen there's something
I've wanted to tell you
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for a really long time.
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Oh, yeah? What?
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Well, um, I really like you.
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And I was wondering if maybe, um...
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you want to go out on a date with me.
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Okay. Pick me up Saturday at 8:00.
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Great. See you then.
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There you go. Being confident.
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Like an Italian guy in any
given theoretical situation.
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If that was me...
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I'm, I'm just saying,
if that was me...
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They are lucky that was not me.
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Because, if the circumstances were such,
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as you have described them,
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but with me in them,
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that's a very different and scary outcome
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for those involved.
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If.
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Oh, my God, Brian.
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Oh... my... God.
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Whoa. What is it? What happened?
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I just went to see my psychic Estelle,
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and she told me that Stewie is gonna grow up
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to be very successful.
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Ah! Isn't that great news?
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You went to see that psychic again?
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That's the third time this week.
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She's a lifesaver, Brian.
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She gives me the confidence to live my life
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knowing I'm making the right choices.
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Wow, and she does all this for free?
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No, she charges me.
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She charges you?! Well, that's weird.
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Why would you pay her to
hear things you want to hear?
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I'm not crazy about your tone, Brian.
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Well, I just think you're
being taken for a ride, Lois.
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Like a snail on the back of a turtle.
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Slow down!
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I want to get there,
but I want to get there alive!
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Mom, why do I have to
take a bath with Stewie?
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Because, Meg, Estelle told
me that someone in the family
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was in danger of drowning,
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and that I should take
some steps to prevent it.
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So, from now on, everybody has a bath buddy.
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Hey, Meg. Watch.
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What am I gonna do?
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I'm really nervous about
my date with Ellen tonight.
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I mean, I want to impress her,
but what if I mess things up?
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Oh, come on, Chris, it's just a matter
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of getting off on the right foot.
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First things first.
Let's get you looking sharp.
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♪ You've got to look
your best tonight, ♪
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♪ tou tubby little parasite. ♪
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♪ 'Cause there's a lovely lady
and she's waiting for you. ♪
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♪ And though her pretty face may seem ♪
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♪ a special person's wettest dream, ♪
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♪ before you get to see it
there are things you must do. ♪
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♪ We'll try a tie and
boutonniere of yellow, ♪
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♪ or a rose that shows that
you're a classy fellow, ♪
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♪ with the posh panache of
Jefferson at Monticello. ♪
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♪ Busting out a mile with style, ♪
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♪ I know you just can't wait to stare ♪
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♪ at all that luscious orange hair. ♪
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♪ But, boy, before you
touch a single curl, ♪
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♪ You must impress that ultra
boomin', all consumin' ♪
264
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♪ poorly groomin' Down's Syndrome girl. ♪
265
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♪ On any normal day you reek ♪
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♪ as if you're on a farting streak. ♪
267
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♪ Your finger's up your nose and
you are dripping with drool. ♪
268
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♪ But if you want a lady's love ♪
269
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♪ you're better off by smelling of ♪
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♪ a gentleman's cologne instead
of sneakers and stool. ♪
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♪ A squirt, a spurt ♪
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♪ of somethin' just for Ellen, ♪
273
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♪ and you'll see that she
will find you so compellin'. ♪
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♪ And she does because ♪
275
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♪ the only smell that she'll be smellin' ♪
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♪ won't be coming from your bum. ♪
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♪ You wanna take that little whore ♪
278
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♪ and spin her on the dancing floor, ♪
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♪ but boy, before you do a single twirl, ♪
280
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♪ you must impress that effervescing ♪
281
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♪ self-possessing, no BS-ing ♪
282
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♪ Down's Syndrome girl. ♪
283
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♪ Her eyes are emerald portals ♪
284
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♪ to a secret land of love. ♪
285
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♪ And her smile is like the
sweetest summer flower. ♪
286
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♪ Her kiss is so inviting ♪
287
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♪ and her hugs are so delighting, ♪
288
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♪ and what makes them really nice ♪
289
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♪ is that they've got a little spice ♪
290
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♪ because they're tighter than a vice ♪
291
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♪ and they go on for an hour. ♪
292
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♪ My boy, between the two of us, ♪
293
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♪ we'll get you on that shorty bus ♪
294
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♪ and then you're gonna
take it for a whirl. ♪
295
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♪ Now go impress that super-thrilling ♪
296
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♪ wish-fulfilling, Yoohoo-spilling, ♪
297
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♪ ultra-swinging, boner-bringing, ♪
298
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♪ gaily singing, dingalinging, ♪
299
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♪ stupefying, fortifying, ♪
300
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♪ as of Monday, shoelace tying, ♪
301
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♪ stimulating, titillating, ♪
302
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♪ kitty cat impersonating, ♪
303
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♪ mega-rocking, pillow-talking, ♪
304
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♪ just a little crooked walking, ♪
305
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♪ coyly pouting, booby-sprouting, ♪
306
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♪ for some reason always shouting ♪
307
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♪ fascinating, captivating, ♪
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♪ happiness and joy creating ♪
309
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♪ Down's Syndrome girl! ♪
310
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Okay, Brian, I'm here.
311
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Now, what is it you want?
312
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All right, look, Lois, this psychic nonsense
313
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has gone too far,
so I'm going to prove to you
314
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that there is no such thing
as someone who is psychic,
315
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and that with the most minimal training
316
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and the right set of buzzwords,
317
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anyone can appear to be psychic.
318
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Even a complete boob like Peter. Watch this.
319
00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:00,161
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm psychic,
320
00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:02,363
and I'm getting a strong feeling from you.
321
00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:05,399
Do you have a watch or
clock that no longer works?
322
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:08,402
W... Wow. I used to have a watch that broke.
323
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,638
You see, just by asking
very general questions
324
00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:12,106
that would apply to most people,
325
00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:15,176
a person can appear to have
inside knowledge about you.
326
00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,578
I'm also sensing that you
have a dead relative.
327
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,514
My husband died of cancer last year.
328
00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:20,715
Oh, my God. Awesome.
329
00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:22,683
Okay, uh, I'm sensing some other bad stuff.
330
00:14:22,751 --> 00:14:25,052
My daughter was just in an accident.
331
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,454
- Sweet! High five!
- You're awful.
332
00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:28,022
Hey, you don't want to hear the truth,
333
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,090
don't come to the park.
334
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:30,725
Okay.
335
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,226
Okay, you made your point.
336
00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:33,294
I get it.
337
00:14:33,362 --> 00:14:34,929
Maybe I went a little overboard
338
00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,531
with the things Estelle told me.
339
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:38,633
All right, look, can we just go home now?
340
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:39,967
Come on, Peter, let's go.
341
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:41,969
Brian, I felt something.
342
00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:44,539
Just now, talking to
that bitch cancer widow.
343
00:14:44,606 --> 00:14:46,707
I think I may have a gift.
344
00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,676
Peter, we were just doing a demonstration.
345
00:14:48,744 --> 00:14:50,244
No, Brian. This is real.
346
00:14:50,312 --> 00:14:52,547
I believe I am psychic.
347
00:14:52,614 --> 00:14:54,115
My first prediction:
348
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,951
I am either going to fly or
ruin that family's picnic.
349
00:14:58,453 --> 00:15:00,288
Hey! You've ruined our picnic!
350
00:15:00,355 --> 00:15:01,923
Psychic.
351
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:10,500
Peter, what are you doing?
352
00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:11,568
Quiet, Brian.
353
00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:13,470
I'm performing a psychic reading.
354
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,639
Peter, for the last time,
you're not psychic.
355
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,307
I most certainly am.
356
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,842
All right, Quagmire, clear your mi...
357
00:15:18,909 --> 00:15:20,010
Ooh, soft hands.
358
00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:21,244
Clear your mind,
359
00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:23,513
remove all traces of unease and doubt,
360
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:26,316
and I will tell you your future.
361
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,651
What is it, Peter?
362
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,386
You will die in a plane crash
363
00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,621
and be reincarnated as a prophylactic.
364
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:34,991
All right!
365
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,760
No, no, not all right!
366
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:42,198
Well, I'm glad we're
finally going out, Ellen.
367
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,668
I've really liked you for a long time.
368
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,770
Hey, what the hell you think you're doing?
369
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:47,971
Sitting down.
370
00:15:48,039 --> 00:15:49,906
Get up and pull my chair out for me.
371
00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:51,808
Oh, goodness, I'm sorry.
372
00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,443
I'm so sorry.
373
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:54,711
That's better.
374
00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:58,481
You going to be this rude all evening?
375
00:15:58,549 --> 00:16:01,151
You haven't asked me anything about myself.
376
00:16:01,218 --> 00:16:03,053
Oh. Um, sorry.
377
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,288
Um, uh, so... so,
what do your parents do?
378
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:06,389
That's better.
379
00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:07,791
My dad's an accountant,
380
00:16:07,858 --> 00:16:10,694
and my mom is the former governor of Alaska.
381
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,928
Oh, that's cool.
382
00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:13,163
It's real cool.
383
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:15,098
Now, get up, come over here,
384
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,933
and give me a shoulder massage.
385
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,635
Okay.
386
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:21,538
Boy, you're tougher than a doggy dominatrix.
387
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,939
Do it, do it. Come on, do it.
388
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:24,374
Do it, do it.
389
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,643
Aah, yes!
390
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:28,745
Yes! Aah, you bitch!
391
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,080
Aah!
392
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:36,953
Oh, my God, this is awful.
393
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,722
There's got to be 200 people here.
394
00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:45,695
Thank you.
395
00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:47,063
Thank you so much for coming.
396
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,631
Thank... Hold on.
397
00:16:48,699 --> 00:16:50,333
I'm sensing something psychic.
398
00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:52,802
Ma'am, did you have a female relative
399
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,604
who's passed on to the other side
400
00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:57,073
named, um, um...
401
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,908
- Polly?
- Polly! I said it first.
402
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,077
That was amazing.
403
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,146
I've never seen a bad show at the Marriott.
404
00:17:03,214 --> 00:17:06,449
Oh, my God, they're all
falling for this insanity.
405
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:07,817
I'm sensing a black guy over here.
406
00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:08,818
Is there a black guy?
407
00:17:08,886 --> 00:17:10,420
Me! I'm a black guy.
408
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,389
Yes, good, good.
409
00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:15,925
I'm sensing your infant
daughter has earrings.
410
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,560
He's right. She does.
411
00:17:19,463 --> 00:17:21,264
Peter, you got to stop this right now.
412
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,432
Shut up, Lois.
413
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,867
Don't mess up my psychic-ness.
414
00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:25,268
I'm sensing a doctor in the audience.
415
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,569
Where is the doctor?
416
00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:27,670
I'm a doctor.
417
00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:29,172
Okay. Your great grandmother
418
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,174
is contacting me right now,
and she wants to know
419
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:33,309
if this rash looks like
it's going to go away.
420
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,613
Well I... I... I guess I'd
tell her to use Bactine.
421
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,681
No! She says Bactine hurts.
422
00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:40,550
She wants something
more soothing.
423
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,987
Peter, we need your help.
424
00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:45,688
We just got word of a kidnap victim
425
00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:47,924
buried alive with a bomb
strapped to his chest.
426
00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:49,692
We need your psychic powers
427
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,095
to lead us to him before the bomb goes off.
428
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:53,296
Well, well.
429
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,565
Finally, a true test of my abilities.
430
00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,100
You came to the right place, Joe.
431
00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:58,802
I'll psych that guy out for you.
432
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,136
Peter, you can't do this.
433
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,771
All right, I mean, it... it's one thing
434
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,339
to take money from a bunch of suckers,
435
00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:04,440
but this is serious.
436
00:18:04,508 --> 00:18:05,942
- You're a fraud.
- I am not.
437
00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:08,211
I'll tell you who's a fraud: Mr. Spock.
438
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:10,480
- Mr. Sulu, set a course for...
- One moment, Captain.
439
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,582
They're about to announce
the winning numbers
440
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,117
for the Intergalactic Lottery.
441
00:18:14,185 --> 00:18:15,485
Female voice: Today's winning numbers
442
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:19,622
are 18, 24, 41 and 72.
443
00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,991
Ah, yes!
444
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,226
You're damn right!
445
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:24,294
Hell, yeah!
446
00:18:24,361 --> 00:18:25,528
You can suck it.
447
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:27,363
You can suck it. You can suck it.
448
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:28,965
You can all suck it!
449
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,600
Live long and suck it!
450
00:18:33,037 --> 00:18:34,304
Well, Ellen, I had
451
00:18:34,371 --> 00:18:36,439
a really interesting time with you tonight.
452
00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,441
I guess I'll talk to you soon.
453
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:39,943
You're not leaving yet.
454
00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:43,179
I need somebody to make
me an ice cream sundae,
455
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,848
so get in the house.
456
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,382
Okay, okay.
457
00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:52,222
Uh, unless you're going to pull a sundae
458
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:53,790
out of your belly button,
459
00:18:53,858 --> 00:18:56,593
I'd get your ass
in the (bleep) kitchen.
460
00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,927
Oh, boy.
461
00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:00,196
My dogs are mooing today.
462
00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:03,566
No, no, no, no, no, no.
463
00:19:03,634 --> 00:19:04,701
What's the matter?
464
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,870
Did I say put chocolate sauce on there?
465
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,939
Did you hear me say put
chocolate sauce on there?
466
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,307
Well, I... I just thought that...
467
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,542
You thought what?
468
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,011
You know, if you want access to this temple,
469
00:19:15,079 --> 00:19:17,347
you better pay the proper tribute.
470
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,215
All right, that is it!
471
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,217
I don't care how hot you are.
472
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,853
I don't much like being treated this way.
473
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:26,522
You know, I used to hear that
people with Down's syndrome
474
00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,591
were different than the rest of us,
but you're not.
475
00:19:28,659 --> 00:19:30,193
You're not different at all.
476
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:33,329
You're just a bunch of (bleep)
like everyone else!
477
00:19:33,397 --> 00:19:35,598
I got bad news for you, buddy.
478
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:37,100
You just blew it.
479
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,235
Get out of my house now!
480
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,675
How'd it go?
481
00:19:45,743 --> 00:19:47,710
Looks like I totally screwed that up.
482
00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:49,345
No, you didn't. You made a vow
483
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,547
that you were going to ask
Ellen out, and you did.
484
00:19:51,615 --> 00:19:53,082
That took courage, my friend.
485
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,051
Especially for a poor, timid sap like you.
486
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,219
I'm proud of you.
487
00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:57,687
Thanks, Stewie.
488
00:19:57,755 --> 00:20:00,023
I'm just sorry I never
got to make out with her.
489
00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:02,191
Oh, she would have crushed
your scrote into a diamond
490
00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:03,459
with her robot-strength hand.
491
00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:05,595
Come on, let's get out of here.
492
00:20:07,464 --> 00:20:09,065
All right, Peter, we know the victim
493
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:10,400
is somewhere in this area.
494
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,335
We don't have much time before the bomb...
495
00:20:12,403 --> 00:20:13,503
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
496
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:14,938
Okay, Joe, when I'm tracking someone,
497
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,372
it often helps to touch something
498
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,407
that belongs to the victim.
499
00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:18,508
Does he have a wife?
500
00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:20,043
Uh, yeah.
501
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,579
Yeah, uh-huh.
502
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:26,215
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
503
00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:27,383
It's still very fuzzy.
504
00:20:27,451 --> 00:20:29,719
Does he have a daughter?
505
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,154
Yeah, I see.
506
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,989
Does he have maybe, like,
a thinner, hotter daughter?
507
00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,657
Well, yes, but she's only twelve.
508
00:20:34,725 --> 00:20:36,159
Okay. Like... like a...
like a young twelve
509
00:20:36,226 --> 00:20:38,261
or, like, a "she eats a lot of milk products
510
00:20:38,329 --> 00:20:39,662
so she got her boobs early"
twelve?
511
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,030
Which is a real thing, by the way.
512
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:42,432
Peter, we're running out of time!
513
00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:43,933
All right, all right,
we'll try something else.
514
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:48,137
I will now use my psychic
powers to seek help from beyond.
515
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,107
I shall now channel the
ghost of Lou Costello,
516
00:20:51,175 --> 00:20:53,109
who will guide us to this soul in distress.
517
00:20:54,912 --> 00:20:56,379
Hi, everybody. It's me, Lou Costello.
518
00:20:56,447 --> 00:20:58,581
All right, what's the name
of the guy we're looking for?
519
00:20:58,649 --> 00:21:00,116
Well, he's an Asian fella... Melvin Hu.
520
00:21:00,184 --> 00:21:01,517
- That's what I want to find out.
- What?
521
00:21:01,585 --> 00:21:02,752
- The name of the guy.
- Melvin Hu.
522
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:03,853
- Are you a cop?
- Yeah.
523
00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,121
- You handling this case?
- Yeah.
524
00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:06,322
- Then, what's the name of the guy?
- Hu.
525
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,357
- The guy we're looking for.
- Hu.
526
00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:08,391
- The guy who's buried.
- Hu.
527
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:09,659
- The guy with the bomb.
- Hu.
528
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,393
- What street's he live on?
- First.
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00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:14,664
Yeah, I'm not psychic.
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