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Step right up!
Step right up!
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You won't believe your eyes!
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Step right up and see the
amazing half man, half clam!
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What a rip-off.
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It's just kim cattrall
sitting indian-style.
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Boy, they've got some
very unusual prizes
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At the carnival this year.
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A winner!
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Congratulations, son.
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You've won a genuine
live homosexual!
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Ooh, where
are we going?!
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Wait, don't tell me.
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Oh, boy!
Mom, can I keep him?
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Well, it's a big
responsibility, chris.
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That means you'll have
to clean up after
him and feed him.
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What do you eat?
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Attention.
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I like your hair.
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Still hungry.
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You have a beautiful
speaking voice.
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I'm full.
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Let's see.
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I guess 185 pounds.
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Wrong.
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I'm 95% helium.
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Brian, look what I won!
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Wow, what'd
you win that for?
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For having the best pig
in the competition.
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Wait, you bred a pig?
Sure did.
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Most genetically-perfect
one in the contest.
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Oink.
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Oh, my god!
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Yes, he's something,
isn't he?
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Are those fists?
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Damn right.
Show him, pig.
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How the hell did you do this?
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I'll let you in on
a little secret, brian.
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I didn't do it.
I got it from a farm.
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What the hell kind of farm
breeds pigs like this?
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Would you like to see it
for yourself, brian?
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Yeah, I would.
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Good, 'cause it's gonna
blow your mind
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Like the stereopticon did
to americans in 1910.
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Hey, I'm in new york city!
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No, I'm not!
Yes, I am!
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No, I'm not! Yes, I am!
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What's going on here?!
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(beeping)
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This is it, brian.
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What's that?
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It's how I got the pig.
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You ever heard
of the multiverse
theory, brian?
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Well, of course I have,
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But I'm wondering
if you have.
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Oh, my god.
So transparent.
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Well, the theory states
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That there are
an infinite number of universes
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Coexisting with ours
on parallel dimensional planes.
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Dimensional
planes, right.
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Don't, don't do that.
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Don't, don't repeat
the last two words
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Like you already kinda knew
what I was talkin' about.
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You have no idea
what I'm talkin' about.
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Now in each of these
alternate universes,
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The reality is different
than our own.
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Sometimes only slightly,
sometimes quite radically.
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The point is, every possible
eventuality exists.
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And that's where
you got the pig,
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In a parallel universe.
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Prepare yourself, brian,
and I'll show you.
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Where are we?
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This is quahog, brian.
Same year, same time.
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But in this universe,
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Christianity never existed,
which means the dark ages
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Of scientific repression
never occurred, and thus,
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Humanity is a thousand years
more advanced.
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Ergo, muscular,
genetically perfect pigs.
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Hey, look,
there's quagmire.
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Thanks, honey.
Say hi to your husband.
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(device beeping)
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Oh, I got aids again.
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Better take my
"nyquil cold, flu and aids."
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All gone.
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What time do you suppose
it is, brian?
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I don't know,
about 3:30.
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Watch the sidewalk.
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♪ drop dead legs ♪
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♪ pretty smile ♪
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♪ hurts my head, gets me wild ♪
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♪ dig that steam... ♪
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My god,
is that... Meg?!
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36d, brian.
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And you know
what's amazing?
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In this universe,
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She's still one
of the ugly ones.
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If you saw lois,
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You'd have to put
your penis in a wheelchair.
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Come on.
I'll show you around.
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Hey, is there a
bathroom around here?
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Oh, you need
to go pee or poop?
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Poop.
One poop removal.
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(electronic twittering)
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Wow, did I just go poop?
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You sure did.
All digital.
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Where does it go?
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It gets beamed
to another dimension.
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Let me ask you this:
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What about all the
renaissance art that
christianity inspired?
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That was
my first question, too.
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Come on, have a look
at the sistine chapel.
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Wow.
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Yeah, with no christianity
to inspire michelangelo,
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They gave the job
to john hinckley.
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All right, you ready
to go home now?
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Are you kidding?
This is amazing.
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Can we see more
universes?
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Hmm. Well, I haven't
tried yet,
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But I don't see why not.
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Whoa, what's this place?
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Yeah, this universe
looks weird.
121
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Yeah, it's cheap
and somehow lazy.
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Peter:
Yabba-dabba... (giggles)
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Rockpeter?
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(audience laughter
on laugh track)
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Yes, rocklois?
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That was wonderful rock sex
we had last rock night.
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(laughter)
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Yes, I enjoyed rocking you up
the rock last night.
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(laughter)
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I know. I'm glad you wore
that rock ring.
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(laughter)
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But we still always use
a rockphylactic.
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I'm ribbited for your pleasure.
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Hey, brian, want to get
the rock out of here?
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Rock yeah.
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Huh. This looks like
spooner street,
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Only something's
not quite right.
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According
to the multiverse guide,
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This is a universe
where the United States
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Never dropped
the atomic bomb on hiroshima,
141
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So the japanese
just never quit.
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(farts)
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(giggles)
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Well, I think
I've seen enough.
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Let's get back
to our universe.
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All right, off we go.
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Ah, home, sweet home.
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Lois (happy):
Peter?
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(sad):
Peter?
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(happy):
What?
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(sad):
What?
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(happy):
Can you take out
the trash?
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(sad):
'cause it stinks
in the kitchen.
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(happy):
Sure thing, lois, delighted to.
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(sad): I get tired
when I stand.
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(both gasp)
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What the hell is this?
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This isn't our universe.
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Apparently, this is
a universe
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Where everyone has two heads:
One happy, one sad.
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Honey, have you
seen stewie?
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I can't find
him anywhere.
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I sure have!
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He's over there,
playing in the corner.
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(happy): I want you
to know I love you.
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(sad): I'm trying to get
excited about it.
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Oh, this is too freaky.
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Why didn't that
thing take us home?
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I don't know.
I told you,
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It hasn't been
fully tested yet.
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Well, we can't stay here,
that's for sure.
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(happy):
And now back to channel 5 news
at 6:00.
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(sad):
Quahog's lowest-rated newscast.
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The president's dog
just had puppies!
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There was a plane crash.
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Stewie, please tell me
you know how to get us home.
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Of course I know
how to get us home.
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What the hell?
Stewie, what's going on?
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Well, from the look
of it,
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I'm guessing this is quahog,
but during some sort of ice age.
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Well, press the button.
Get us outta here.
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Uh-oh, I can't reach
the device.
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What?
You're kidding.
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Yeah, get comfortable.
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I think we're gonna be here
for a while.
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Oh, look, there's your poop
from the other universe.
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Stewie, you gotta
get us out of here!
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If we stay in
here much longer,
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We're either gonna
freeze or starve!
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I know, but I can't reach
the device.
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You try.
You're closer to it,
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And besides,
you're stronger than I am.
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Hey, what was that?
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Oh, well, you said
I was stronger than you,
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And that must have
made me happy.
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So my tail
started wagging.
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Looks like it carved
through the ice a bit.
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Yeah, it did.
Keep going.
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Okay, uh, let's see, um...
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You want to go
for a walk?
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It's working!
Do more!
202
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Uh, you want a treat?!
You want a treat, boy?!
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That's good,
that's good, but you...
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You really have
one, right?!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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And we're going
for that walk?!
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Oh, yeah, definitely.
And, um, I'll, I'll
give you a bath!
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No, no, no!
Oh, sorry, sorry.
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And, and I'll,
I'll let you go
for a ride in the car!
209
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Oh, you better
not be lying!
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You want to sleep
in the bed with us?!
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Yes! Oh, I never get to!
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It must be a
special occasion!
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You got it!
You're through!
214
00:09:01,127 --> 00:09:02,494
Yes! All right,
what do I do?
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Just press
the red button!
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Okay.
Uh, which one's red?
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Press the big button!
218
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This can't be it.
219
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This doesn't
look familiar.
220
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You're right, brian.
221
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Apparently, this is
a universe
222
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Where everyone has
to take a poop
right just now.
223
00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,411
Okay, uh, bill, you got
those numbers?
Yeah, yeah.
224
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Okay, just leave
them on my desk.
225
00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,114
Okay, that works out
fine for me.
226
00:09:22,181 --> 00:09:23,782
Where's your desk?
Doug knows
where my desk is.
227
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Craig, are you
good with this?
228
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Yeah, that should work out
pretty good for me, too.
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What the hell?
What's happened to us?
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I don't know,
but suddenly I feel
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All sweet and warm
and fuzzy.
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It seems we're in a universe
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Where everything is drawn
by disney.
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Look, there's
our house.
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(laughing)
236
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Look how
gaily we run!
237
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Oh, stewie and brian, you're
just in time for pie.
238
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Peter:
Did somebody say "pie"?
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(bright orchestral
intro plays)
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♪ it's a wonderful day for pie ♪
241
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♪ you can ask all the birds
in the sky ♪
242
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♪ and they'll tell you real
sweet with a musical tweet ♪
243
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(quagmire's voice):
♪ it's a wonderful day
for pie ♪
244
00:10:18,471 --> 00:10:20,238
♪ for pie ♪
245
00:10:20,306 --> 00:10:22,040
♪ for pie ♪
246
00:10:22,108 --> 00:10:23,608
♪ for pie ♪
247
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♪ for pie! ♪
248
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This is wonderful, brian.
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Oh, let's live in this universe.
250
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Gosh, it's pretty
intoxicating, isn't it?
251
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I want to hear more
music about pie.
252
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♪ it's a wonderful day for pie ♪
253
00:10:38,057 --> 00:10:40,459
(cleveland's voice):
♪ and it smells
a lot better than I ♪
254
00:10:40,526 --> 00:10:41,526
(giggles)
255
00:10:41,594 --> 00:10:43,128
♪ everyone in the house ♪
256
00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:45,397
♪ and this adam west mouse ♪
257
00:10:45,465 --> 00:10:47,232
♪ the bees making honey ♪
258
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,067
♪ this tom tucker bunny ♪
259
00:10:49,135 --> 00:10:52,437
♪ we all sing with glee
'cause we all agree ♪
260
00:10:52,505 --> 00:10:58,944
♪ it's a wonderful,
wonderful day for pie! ♪
261
00:11:02,281 --> 00:11:05,650
(herbert's voice):
You want a nice, shiny red apple
to put in that pie?
262
00:11:05,718 --> 00:11:06,752
All:
No!
263
00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:13,058
Brian, we could spend
the rest of our lives here.
264
00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:15,160
It's perfect.
Sounds good to me.
265
00:11:15,228 --> 00:11:16,962
Doesn't seem to be a thing
wrong with this place.
266
00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:18,764
Hello, everybody.
267
00:11:18,831 --> 00:11:21,233
All:
Jew!
268
00:11:26,472 --> 00:11:29,241
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
This is a disney universe.
269
00:11:29,308 --> 00:11:31,276
Oh, but look at how shiny
my buttons are here.
270
00:11:31,344 --> 00:11:32,477
Just push the...
Yeah, yeah,
okay, okay.
271
00:11:32,545 --> 00:11:35,113
I'll push the thing.
272
00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:38,116
(bright melody plays)
273
00:11:39,852 --> 00:11:42,387
Whoa, this is trippy.
274
00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:45,524
I should say so. We're in
the robot chicken universe.
275
00:11:45,591 --> 00:11:47,626
Will you guys move?
You're blocking the tv.
276
00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:50,796
Look! Gi joe, transformers,
thundercats, he-man!
277
00:11:50,863 --> 00:11:53,231
Yay! Those shows existed!
278
00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,600
How's it feel to be on a major
network for 30 seconds?
279
00:11:55,668 --> 00:11:56,835
(bleep) you!
280
00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:58,370
Bye.
281
00:12:00,873 --> 00:12:02,841
My god. This place
looks terrible.
282
00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:05,210
Looks like quahog
was vaporized or something.
283
00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,813
It says that in this universe,
frank sinatra was never born,
284
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,815
And therefore, he was unable
to use his influence
285
00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:11,183
To get kennedy elected.
286
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,151
So, nixon won
the 1960 election
287
00:12:13,219 --> 00:12:15,053
And totally botched the
cuban missile crisis,
288
00:12:15,121 --> 00:12:16,454
Causing world war iii.
289
00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:18,790
Wow, so I guess lee harvey
oswald never shot kennedy?
290
00:12:18,858 --> 00:12:20,625
No, he shot mayor mccheese.
291
00:12:22,628 --> 00:12:24,462
(shots firing)
292
00:12:24,530 --> 00:12:28,066
(crowd screaming)
293
00:12:28,134 --> 00:12:29,935
That joke's
not in bad taste, right?
294
00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:32,237
Oh, who cares?
He's a cheeseburger.
295
00:12:33,873 --> 00:12:35,907
Ew. Where are we?
296
00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:38,476
I don't know. The device can't
make heads or tails of it.
297
00:12:38,544 --> 00:12:42,447
It's just some sort of weird,
low resolution blocky universe.
298
00:12:42,515 --> 00:12:43,949
Lois, where is my supper?
299
00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:45,217
Still in the oven.
300
00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:46,852
Will I have it soon?
Quite soon.
301
00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:48,286
Thank you!
You're welcome!
302
00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:49,321
Nyah!
Nyah!
303
00:12:49,388 --> 00:12:50,322
Nyah!
Nyah!
304
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:51,323
Nyah!
Nyah!
305
00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:52,290
Nyah!
Nyah!
306
00:12:52,358 --> 00:12:54,326
I'm frightened.
Let's go.
307
00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:57,395
Love it.
Hate it.
308
00:12:57,463 --> 00:13:00,198
Love it.
Hate it.
309
00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:03,935
Uh, brian?
Yeah?
310
00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:04,970
This feels weird.
311
00:13:05,037 --> 00:13:06,805
Hit the button.
312
00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,708
Oh, god, what is this?
313
00:13:09,775 --> 00:13:11,209
I feel like I'm on acid
or something.
314
00:13:11,277 --> 00:13:13,411
According to the multiverse
guide, this is a universe
315
00:13:13,479 --> 00:13:14,846
Where everything is depicted
316
00:13:14,914 --> 00:13:17,148
As a washington post
political cartoon.
317
00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:18,850
Good lord, I'm naked.
318
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,485
And why am I holding
a dinner platter
319
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,053
That says mccain/ feingold?
320
00:13:22,121 --> 00:13:23,955
(laughing)
321
00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,557
That's-that's pretty good.
322
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:26,992
That's-that's funny.
323
00:13:27,059 --> 00:13:28,426
You don't get it.
324
00:13:28,494 --> 00:13:30,228
No, no, I totally get it.
325
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,264
Oh, god.
Let's go, quick.
326
00:13:32,331 --> 00:13:34,833
Here comes an overweight cat
with dollar signs for eyes
327
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,701
And a hat that says
"social security,"
328
00:13:36,769 --> 00:13:39,437
Pouring a bucket that says
"alternative minimum tax"
329
00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:42,207
Over a sad statue of liberty
holding a democracy umbrella.
330
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:43,842
(laughing):
Yes!
331
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,012
Oh, that ought
to wake people up.
332
00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:49,981
Shut the (bleep) up.
333
00:13:50,049 --> 00:13:53,385
Oh, my god.
Now we're nowhere.
334
00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:54,719
Not quite, brian.
335
00:13:54,787 --> 00:13:56,988
This is a universe,
but its only inhabitant
336
00:13:57,056 --> 00:13:59,958
Is one really far away guy
who yells compliments.
337
00:14:00,026 --> 00:14:01,426
I like your shirt!
338
00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:02,961
Thank you!
339
00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,663
This was nice.
340
00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:08,400
We did it. We're back.
341
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:11,670
No. This is the universe
of misleading portraiture.
342
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:13,371
Aw.
343
00:14:13,439 --> 00:14:15,974
Oh, wait. It's not so bad.
There's the compliment guy.
344
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:17,709
Hello!
345
00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:21,546
(groans)
they got both of us!
346
00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:24,983
We're finished. We're
never going to get home.
347
00:14:25,051 --> 00:14:26,851
We're never going to
see our peter and lois
348
00:14:26,919 --> 00:14:28,386
Or anyone else we
know ever again.
349
00:14:28,454 --> 00:14:30,889
You got your pal stewie.
350
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:34,092
Great.
Aw, you could learn
something from compliment guy.
351
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,860
And you know,
it's not as bad as you think.
352
00:14:35,928 --> 00:14:38,263
I may have
finally figured this out.
353
00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:40,365
I just need to make
a few more calculations...
354
00:14:53,512 --> 00:14:54,679
Whoa.
355
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:56,748
Sorry about that.
Bad girl, holly.
356
00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:57,949
No jumpies.
357
00:14:58,017 --> 00:14:59,451
Oh, it's quite all right.
358
00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:03,555
Um, wow.
Okay, this is ridiculous.
359
00:15:03,622 --> 00:15:06,624
You go here.
You, you naughty little wire,
360
00:15:06,692 --> 00:15:07,892
You're supposed to be over here.
361
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,294
How did you get over there?
362
00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:11,329
Oh, yeah.
363
00:15:11,397 --> 00:15:12,630
Come on, holly,
let's go.
364
00:15:12,698 --> 00:15:15,233
This guy's a freak.
365
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:16,835
And that should do it.
366
00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:18,103
Now, let's go home.
367
00:15:18,170 --> 00:15:19,604
Hey! What the hell
are you doing?
368
00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:21,606
I just don't think we
should be too hasty.
369
00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,241
I mean, we have a
unique opportunity
370
00:15:23,309 --> 00:15:25,243
To study alternate
universes in depth.
371
00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:26,644
Brian,
give me the damn device.
372
00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:27,946
Give it.
(groaning)
373
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,280
No, knock it off.
Give it.
374
00:15:29,348 --> 00:15:30,682
No, stop it. Stop it.
Come on, give it.
375
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,750
No. Come on.
Come on.
376
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:32,984
(clattering, crashing)
377
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:34,419
What the hell, man?
378
00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:35,987
What the hell?
Look what you did!
379
00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:37,589
You better put that
thing on a leash, sir,
380
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:40,325
Or I'm going to
have to fine you.
381
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:44,629
Take your stinkin' paws off me,
you damn dirty dog.
382
00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:50,391
What the hell were you thinking, Brian?
383
00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:51,997
We're never going
to get home now.
384
00:15:52,064 --> 00:15:53,999
Why the hell would you
break the damn device?
385
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,166
Look, it was an
accident, all right?
386
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:57,569
And besides,
look at this place.
387
00:15:57,637 --> 00:15:59,838
It's a world run by dogs.
388
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:02,207
I mean, I kind of want
to explore this universe.
389
00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:03,475
Oh, you like role reversal?
390
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,876
Huh? Okay.
391
00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:08,179
Wait, what are you doing?
Oh! Oh! Come on!
392
00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:10,949
Pick up my poop!
Pick up my poop!
393
00:16:11,017 --> 00:16:12,317
I'm not picking
up your poop!
394
00:16:12,385 --> 00:16:13,852
Hey, you.
Pick up that poop.
395
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,987
You heard him, brian.
Pick up my poop.
396
00:16:18,524 --> 00:16:20,592
Go on, pick it up.
Do it-- pick up my poop!
397
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:21,893
I need a plastic bag.
398
00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:23,461
Here's a thin napkin.
399
00:16:26,766 --> 00:16:29,567
Okay, I'm a a new neighbor and
you're my pet human hotchkiss.
400
00:16:29,635 --> 00:16:31,069
Got it?
I-I-I don't...
401
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,138
I'm not so crazy
about "hotchkiss" anymore.
402
00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:34,606
What do you mean? You
came up with hotchkiss.
403
00:16:34,674 --> 00:16:36,107
I know, but...
404
00:16:36,175 --> 00:16:39,911
How about axel or-or-or
maximilian or dex, you know?
405
00:16:39,979 --> 00:16:41,913
It's-it's got to have
an "x" in it because...
406
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,415
'cause that means
I have cool parents
407
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:46,351
Who take me on expensive
ski trips on spring break
408
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:48,119
And I get
to drink wine with dinner,
409
00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:49,688
Even though
I'm only 14, and...
410
00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:51,156
(rings doorbell)
411
00:16:51,223 --> 00:16:52,757
Oh, my god! I know that sound!
412
00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,259
That means there's a potential
intruder at the front door
413
00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:55,794
Or one of my pals.
Either way, I'm really excited
414
00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:57,629
And ready for
anything! Hello?
415
00:16:57,697 --> 00:16:58,997
(chuckles)
416
00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:00,899
Hello, my name
is blake carrington.
417
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,001
Aw.
And this is
my human, gabe.
418
00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:04,436
Oh, no. What?
419
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:05,837
We just moved in
down the street
420
00:17:05,905 --> 00:17:08,039
And thought we'd stop in
and say hi to our new neighbors.
421
00:17:08,107 --> 00:17:10,241
Well, great to meet you.
Come on in. I'm peter.
422
00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:12,877
This is my family.
My wife lois.
423
00:17:14,146 --> 00:17:15,814
My son, chris-- chris,
stop licking yourself
424
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:18,049
And come up and say hi!
425
00:17:18,117 --> 00:17:20,251
My daughter meg.
426
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,320
Our puppy stewie.
427
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:23,989
And this is
our human brian.
428
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:25,557
Nice to meet you.
429
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,259
"say hi
to human brian, blake,"
430
00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,295
Says gabe.
Hi.
431
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,530
Mommy, I want to play
with the new human.
432
00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,299
Only if it's okay
with blake.
433
00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:35,800
Uh, yeah, sure,
it's fine.
434
00:17:35,868 --> 00:17:37,168
Gabe is great with puppies.
435
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:39,504
I swear to god, I hope
the next universe we go to
436
00:17:39,572 --> 00:17:42,273
Is all koreans.
437
00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,511
I know who you are, stewie.
438
00:17:46,579 --> 00:17:47,746
I beg your pardon?
439
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:49,848
I've perfected
multiverse travel, as well.
440
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:51,316
In fact, I've figured out
441
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,551
How to navigate
with absolute precision.
442
00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:55,186
Really?
I haven't.
443
00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:57,555
We've been jumping randomly
from one universe to the next.
444
00:17:57,623 --> 00:17:59,190
Did you have
the "shuffle" button on?
445
00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:02,260
Oh, my god.
There you go.
446
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:03,695
That's why that
little symbol...
447
00:18:03,763 --> 00:18:05,163
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
The two
crossed arrows...
448
00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,498
There it is.
...Is up there
in the corner.
449
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,199
There's your problem.
Oh, my god. I feel silly.
450
00:18:08,267 --> 00:18:09,601
But I can't do
anything about it.
451
00:18:09,668 --> 00:18:11,236
My device has
been destroyed.
452
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,505
Well, I've got one of my own.
I can use it to send you back.
453
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:14,672
Hold on, I'll get it.
454
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,174
(doorbell rings)
455
00:18:16,242 --> 00:18:17,609
Oh, my god! Who is it? I got it!
456
00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:19,310
Morning, peter.
Hey, joe.
457
00:18:19,378 --> 00:18:21,212
Bonnie and I
are having company tonight,
458
00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,914
Wondering if I could
borrow some wet food.
459
00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:24,315
Yeah, sure thing.
460
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,718
That's joe.
He's our local human catcher.
461
00:18:26,786 --> 00:18:30,522
So don't misbehave or the human
catcher'll come after you...
462
00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:32,023
Gabe.
463
00:18:32,091 --> 00:18:33,391
My name's not gabe!
(growls)
464
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:35,527
Ow!
(screams)
465
00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:37,562
Oh, you're in big trouble,
you little crap!
466
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,330
Boy, you shouldn't have
done that, little fella.
467
00:18:39,398 --> 00:18:41,733
You just earned yourself
a trip to the pound!
468
00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:43,068
(muffled screams)
469
00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:44,469
(screams)
470
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:45,737
Who the hell
do you think you are?!
471
00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:46,905
Brian! Brian!
472
00:18:46,972 --> 00:18:48,239
Do something!
473
00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:49,441
Look, I'm sorry about this.
474
00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:51,042
Let me just pay the fine
or whatever
475
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:52,610
And I'll make sure
this doesn't happen again.
476
00:18:52,678 --> 00:18:53,845
You can pick
him up tomorrow.
477
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:54,979
Oh. Okay.
478
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:56,815
Just bring a trash bag.
479
00:18:56,882 --> 00:18:57,882
(wheels squeaking)
480
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,350
What did he mean by that?
481
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:01,386
Any human that bites
a dog gets euthanized.
482
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:02,921
You know that.
No, he doesn't!
483
00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:05,957
He's from another universe where
dogs are subservient to humans.
484
00:19:06,025 --> 00:19:07,425
Oh, you mean like
that time we...
Yeah.
485
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,294
When we bounced around
between univ...
Yeah.
486
00:19:09,361 --> 00:19:10,528
And you couldn't figure out
how to...
Yes!
487
00:19:10,596 --> 00:19:11,696
Oh, they're going
to kill him!
488
00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:12,831
We got to get him
out of there!
489
00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:14,199
It's a tough world here.
490
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,234
You hear about it every night
on the dog news.
491
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,937
Coming up, that bush in the park
is my bush!
492
00:19:19,004 --> 00:19:20,238
My bush!
493
00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,383
Look, there he is!
494
00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:35,386
Oh, thank god. I'm saved.
495
00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,458
Come on,
let's get out of here.
496
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:42,060
All right, the two of you,
stand over there
497
00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:45,497
And I'll send you back
where you belong.
498
00:19:45,564 --> 00:19:47,699
Gosh, brian,
I sure hope this next leap...
499
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:49,601
Will be the leap home.
500
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:50,668
Human brian:
Wait!
501
00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:52,337
Take me with you.
502
00:19:52,404 --> 00:19:54,472
What do you mean? You can't
come back to our universe.
503
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,207
Come on, a place
where humans are in charge?
504
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:57,408
I can't pass that up.
505
00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:58,543
Dog joe:
Hey!
506
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:00,512
Get away from there!
507
00:20:13,242 --> 00:20:15,076
(grunting)
508
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,624
Well, this looks like home.
509
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,992
Is there any way
we can be sure?
510
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,727
Hmm.
511
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,965
Mom, have you seen
my trapper keeper?
512
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,132
(farting)
513
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,767
(laughing)
514
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,502
Both:
Yeah, we're home!
515
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,771
(laughing)
516
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,406
Well, now, what do we do
about this guy?
517
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,508
We got two brians
in our universe now.
518
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,978
Don't worry, I don't
plan to stay in quahog.
519
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,512
I'm gonna go out into the world
520
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,047
And see
what I can make of myself.
521
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,183
I can be somebody here.
522
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,018
And it should be easy
for you, because...
523
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,753
I mean-- what luck--
you're white.
524
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,955
You have no idea
how big that is here.
525
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,628
Good-bye, stewie.
Good-bye, brian.
526
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,696
Maybe our paths
will cross again someday.
527
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,701
Ah, look at him go.
528
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,670
Free in a world
of his own kind,
529
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,039
Where he can finally reach
the full potential--
530
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,807
Oh, my god!
He got hit by a car!
531
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,808
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