All language subtitles for Asterix And The Vikings 2006.en

Far, Far, to the North lies an unforgiving land,

where the nights last several
moons and the winters are cruel.

This is the land of the Vikings.

Here fierce chieftains lead their mighty warriors
to battle.

Charge! Charge! Charge!

Hello?

Anybody home?

By Thor! Noooo...

It's always the same, we raid and nobody's there.

Are the gods angry with us?

Hear the words of the gods.

A half a loaf of bread is better than none.

The early bird gets the worm.

Kryptograf, make yourself useful for once.

Odin say-

How do our enemy's vanish without a trace.

Odin says that...

fear lends them wings.

What did you just say, Kryptograf?

This thing called "fear" gives
them the power to fly?

- No, it was just a figure of speech, the...
- Imagine if we could fly.

Excuse me, I thing you have misinterpreted what I-

We need to find the champion of fear,
who will teach us this magic art...

with fear giving us wings nothing,
will stand in our way.

Soon we can boast to the world,
Vikings know all about fear!

We are the most chicken hearted,
jelly, belly, measly, cowards of them all!

Cowards, cowards,
cowards, cowards!

Cowards, cowards, cowards...

I will give anything, to whoever
brings me that champion.

Anything?

Kryptograf, can you do it?

Odin says that the champion of fear is...

located right...

right...

Right there.

ASTERIX AND THE VIKINGS

But where has the finger of fate pointed?

A village of steed fast Gaul's, the last
hold-out against the Roman Empire...

sharing mutual respect,
harmony and understanding.

- Hey, Obélix.
- So, Astérix,

anything exciting happening today?

- No not really.
- Hey, any trouble from the Romans?

No, I'm afraid not.

- You say my fish is rotten?
- It's more than rotten, it's a health hazard.

I feel like something is missing
around here, I don't know what.

Maybe a good fish fight.

Actually I think there's a fish
fight going on right now.

There is?

- Wanna join in?
- Oh, I suppose so...

- But Obélix, no stones okay?
- Well, at least they're fresh.

Stop the fight!

Stop it I say, stop it!

I hold in my hand a letter, from
my brother Doublehelix.

A renowned warrior, the famous
hero of the battle of Gragovia...

who fought side by side, with
the great Vercingetorix.

But, what's the news?

Oh... oh yes, he's sending his
son Justforkix here from Presidium.

Astérix and Obélix, you're my two finest warriors.

I'm giving you the job of
training Justforkix, to be a man.

We'll make him the greatest warrior,
Gaul has ever seen.

We must prepare a grand feast in his honor.

Alright people, you know what to do.

Hey dudes.

So... are you?...
Of course you are...

Justforkix.

This is Justforkix, son of my
brother Doublehelix.

Renowned warrior, the famous
hero of the battle... of Gag...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, big deal.
- Huh... ya... I... well, and...

these are my finest warriors,
Astérix and Obélix.

They will be in charge of your training.

Hello.

Hey, look over there, is that your bird?

Yeah, that's S.M.S.
Short message Servicix.

I send S.M.S's to all my babes.

I guess you're not in the new
technology out here in the sticks.

Hey, what's for dinner?

- We've prepared an exquisite dinner...
- This fish aren't very fresh.

- I told you so...
- Not fresh? Why you...

I think what's great about Presidium
it's a 24 hour town...

yeah, well you know, open all night, trance,
dance, the works... it's pretty cool.

- Hey... you want some wild boar?
- Oh yeah... no, I don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian.

Vegetarian?

You don't understand, I bagged the boar myself
come on...

Try a teeny weenie bite.

When I was your age, I ate
nothing but boar.

Boar pudding, boar pod-pie, boar cake with marmalade.

Don't force him, you'll turn him off.

Astérix, look at him, don't
you see how skinny he is?

If we wanna make a warrior out of
him, we've got to get him to eat.

Ah... man, this really is the sticks.

Kakofonix, you mess one tune up,
you'll be singing in the boys choir.

The what?...
Barbarian.

- You wanna dance?
- What? To this? No way...

Geltic music, is like so ancient history.

So, well, what's like... groovy right now?

Let me show you how we get... down and dirty.
Nothing can hold you...

Hey, hey, are you in the flow bro?

Oh yeah, I'm down and dirty, pal.

You sure you packed everything, Olaf?
your maze, your canoe, a change of under armor?

Dad please, this is my... 34th or 35th... raid.

- Oh, Honey, come here a sec.
- Yes, dear.

While you're out pillaging the barbarian,
don't forget to drop by their temples...

and pick up a couple of chandeliers.

- Yes dear.
- Now, here's the list of furniture I want...

I want a full selection of economical, but
stylish tables, desks, bookcases...

and cabinets in oak, pine and teak,
they're easily assembled.

- You've got that?
- Yes, my dear.

Oh, and we can use a new
pair of matching skulls.

I'll look out for twins.

Okay, is it time to go? I'm all ready...

Abba, I've told you a 100 times...

this is not a pleasure cruise, it's a business trip.

Daddy please... pretty please...

Let me come with you just this once, and
then I'll never bother you again, I promise.

Well you...

No, wait... absolutely not.

No women, and no children on board.

- Why?
- Don't argue, I have spoken.

By Thor and Odin put together.

And don't you dare, put that look
on me, young lady.

I'll make you another list.

No women, no children on board.

Ohh, being a girl sucks.

Heave away lads...

Justforkix!

It's time to start training, to
become a mighty warrior.

It's not even noon yet, ooh, wake me up at three.

- Obélix...
- May I?

Pi-Pi-Pi-Pirates!

Gau-Gau-Gau-Gaul's!

Ogh... being a man sucks.

No, no, no, no...

Gentlemen, how is my nephew doing?

- Fantastic... he's doing great.
- Well... great may not be the word exactly.

- Oh, yeah, he's doing really great.
- Let's just say, we're doing our best.

- Impedimenta! Bring him in.
- Go on.

No, no, not them.

Please, please, do not
leave me alone with them.

Is that... what you call fantastic?
Great progress?

I gave you a mission, to make a man of him.

Ahh... nobody asked me, if I wanted to be a man.

Well, that's enough... you'll carry on.

And you two, had better find
something he likes to do.

Ahh... it's ready.

- We're getting ready for a party or something?
- Yeah, sort of.

But first you'll need a little pick me up.

Wow... thanks sonny.

I'm not drinking that!
It's not organic.

- Hey, wait... wait, it's good for you.
- Wow... look at him go.

It'll make you manly, it'll pull hair on your chest.

You don't have hair on your chest,
come to think of it, neither do I.

Obélix.

Thank you.

- Salmon, boar?
- Salmon.

- Salmon, boar?
- Salmon.

- Salmon, boar?
- Salmon...

Salmon.

- You new... I don't know you.
- Yeah...

Abba, what're you doing here?
I said you can't come.

I had it up to here, with can't.

I'm not staying at home anymore...

- You think it's right to treat women like slaves?
- Yeah!

- One day we're going to be equal to men.
- Yeah!

- Are you finished?
- No, I'm not finished...

Women wanna fly too, we wanna learn fear!

- We can be just as scared as men.
- Yeah!

- Who is this new guy?
- That's my daughter, cod-brain.

Your daughter is a man?

Land ahead!

Alright men! Everybody back to their seats and fasten your seat belts, we're getting ready for a landing.

Guys, I-I'm really not sure about this.

Just relax, it'll be fun, you know
everybody's going.

- Is this where the party is?
- You could say that.

Long live Pax Romana!

What is that?

Caesar forever!

That's Oleaginous, he's new around here..

- Can I take this one?
- No... leave him to the kid.

Yes Astérix, leave him to the kid,
let him do the honors.

Alright, alright, take it easy.

- Would your highness, care to do the honors?
- What?

- On three.
- Are you crazy?

- One.
- I'm a pacifist

- Two.
- I'm not gonna fight anyone.

Three.

- Yeah... you did it.
- First one down.

They're animals!

- Let me outta here.
- Second door on the right past the tent.

Thank you.

- Hey, the kid's gettin' into it.
- I knew he'd like it.

Crazy... they're all crazy.

Vi-Vi-Vikings!

At last, my fist raid, I can't wait.

D-D-Don't even think about it, you're
staying on board until we're back home.

- What? You can't do that.
- Yes I can.

- I won't stay, you can't make me.
- Yes I can.

- Oh Yeah?
- Yeah.

Oh Yeah?

Yeah!

Alright men, you know why we're
here, but there's going to be...

no killing and plundering this time.
- Knit-picking, always knit-picking.

Rather than slaughter them, we must
observe them and get what we came for.

- Find the champion, then we can slaughter them.
- Yeah!

Olaf, over here.

- You're sure you've got the plan.
- Yeah..

No... I'm sorry dad, but it's a really
complicated plan.

Sit down and I'll try again.

- Here, this is you.
- I'm a rock?

- Just pretend it's you.
- Okay.

Now.. here's the champion of fear see how he's shaking and trembling, now if you capture...

the champion of fear like this, then you can ask chief Timandahaf for anything you want.

- What'd I want?
- Her... the chief's daughter, Abba.

It looks like a rock.

- There... it's a girl.
- What am I supposed to do with her?

- Marry her.
- Why? She took my hair.

Because the chief doesn't have a son, which means his son in law, is next in line to be chief.

Do you understand the plan now?

Yeah...

I'm a rock.

Well, I think that went rather well.

Yeah... I think it was good for the kid anyway,
he was really enjoying himself.

Obélix, Astérix, help, they're coming!

- Ahh, there's our boy.
- Yeah, look at him run.

They're landing, the Vikings are
landing on the beach!

- We have to tell the others, before it's too late.
- Take it easy, one invader at a time.

That's right, they have to take their time,
we were first.

We have to go... what are you waiting for?

What? you wanna go now?
Aren't you listening to me?

D-D-Don't you know who the Vikings are?

Sure, the ruthless savage warriors
who destroy everything in their path.

Just because we are provincial doesn't mean we aren't with it.

- Maybe we should talk to him.
- Yeah, yea, you know what, I think he's hungry.

- I'll go get a boar.
- No, no, no, I think it'd be better, if you talk to him.

Oh... oh, alright listen, you mustn't get scared
we're here for you.

Remember we're Gaul's, we don't
know the meaning of fear, right?

Well... I do, I'm an expert,
I'm afraid of everything.

I'm like ah... the champion of fear.

There, there, look at you, a big tough warrior,
you're not frightened now, are you?

I guess not. It's not so bad now,
as long you're here.

- Spoil sports.
- We've better get going...

we don't wanna miss lunch.
- Yeah, we'll continue the training tomorrow.

You'll see, you can easily
become a warrior, no problem!

No, it's hopeless.

What? You saw the champion?
And he knows the meaning of fear?

Yeah, yeah, he does, I observed him.

But when he's with those stupid Gaul's
he starts to forget it, he's not too bright.

You idiot, you looked at the right man and you didn't grab him? You think we're here to take notes?

Rescue that champion, before these Barbarians
drain all the fear out of him.

Hey, hey, hey, ah... Justforkix, I-I've been
trying out some of those dance steps.

You know... the one's you showed me, and ah...
ah... I'm just not sure I've got it right.

Well you're right about one thing,
you don't got it right, look...

your left foot, goes behind you like this.

- Oh yeah, yeah it's better
- Yeah, much better.

Repeat that a few times after I'm gone,
and you'll rule the dance floor in no time.

Gone? Justforkix, are you leaving us?

Yeah.

Hey, Justforkix, hold on a second.

Here kid, I've got something for you,
this is my finest stone.

I was planning to give it to you,
as a graduation present.

You know, when you became a warrior.

But you can have it now, you can keep on
training with it back home, if you want.

If you try to lift it every day, I'm sure
you'll make it.

Yeah, I don't think so... it's impossible.

How can you know it's impossible,
if you don't try?

What're you doing? You're
encouraging him to leave?

- It's his own decision to make.
- No it isn't, no it isn't.

What about our promise to Majestix?
What about the honor of our village?

- We can't force him, it isn't right.
- Well it's not right to...

Faster... Yah... Faster.

Oh, look at that... the axle is shot.

Stupid stone.

This is great, it just keeps
getting better and better.

Who's there?

Hello?

Obélix? Astérix?
Is that you?

Hello?

Oh, just the wind.

The wind and some squirrels, teeny,
weenie, harmless little squirrels.

And a Viking.

Well, if he doesn't wanna be here,
then we don't want him here.

I guess it's better this way.

I feel pretty good about it.
Don't you feel pretty good about it, Obélix?

I guess so.

Oh, boy, I'm getting hungry.

I sure could use a couple a boars,
what'd you say?

- I'm not hungry.
- You're not? Come on..

A couple a nice... juicy boars.

You know, he never even got
to taste that wild boar.

I guess, we didn't make him feel all that
welcome, if you think about it.

He was really improving too, with just
a little bit more training.

I could have made a real warrior out of him.

It's gonna be really quiet around
here now.

S.M.S.? What? Wait, wait, what?

What's happening?

Justforkix, had an accident.

Ahh, this foreign chariot are junk.

- You put in a teeny, little stone and they bust.
- Hmm, strange though...

that he went off into the forest, alone.
- Even stranger, he left my present behind.

Obélix, look!

Justforkix's sword.
He's been kidnapped by the Vikings.

Oh no...

We have to tell the chief.

Oh, aha, Astérix, Obélix, guess who's dropped by?
My brother Doublehelix...

the renowned warrior, the famous hero
of the battle of Gregovia.

That's enough flattery, don't forget
the battle of Presidium.

Well, I only have a few minutes,
before I have to go off to Presidium,

So I'll just drop by and say hello to Justforkix, a...

- No...
- No, you can't see him.

- It's impossible.
- He is far, far, away.

- On a field trip.
- It's a training program. A lot of training in the program.

Are we talking about the same kid?

Oh, that's a good one.

I'll return at the next full moon, he'll be back
from his field trip by then, I suppose.

See you men later...

The Vikings?

I make a solemn vow, I shall go to
the land of the Vikings...

and bring back Justforkix, before
the next full moon.

- Me too.
- That's good.

My nephew's life, and the honor
of the village are in your hands.

Don't worry, we'll get him
back in time.

Astérix, take this potion with you
for the dangers ahead.

Go North, till you hit the
first intersection of land.

- Turn left.
- Left.

- Then veer to right, go straight to the next shore,
- Right... straight... shore...

- And then turn left, then turn right after that.
- Left... right...

- Then you want to Jig after that, veer to the...
- Hey... what was that? Jail?

- Just follow the North Star.
- Right... got you, North Star. Okay.

Wait... wait, before going on your epic journey...

you can't leave without a farewell ballad.

- No, no... you shouldn't...
- Oh, but I insist.

- Farewell...
- Luck be with you.

What's all that?

Ahm.. survival rations.

He doesn't look too smashed up.

- Mercy!
- Mercy? What's that?

Must be another one of their strange inventions.

He is good.

Tie him up, I don't want him flying away.

Nooo...

I'm hungry!

Yeah... well, maybe you shouldn't have eaten
all the survival rations on the first day.

I can't help it,
when I am worried I eat.

- How much further is it?
- I don't know Obélix.

The fog is hiding the sky,
I don't know where the North Star is.

Anything else for that matter.

S.M.S.

I thought I have lost you.
We'll get out of this right?

Hey... cool bird!
Is it yours?

- Yeah, sure it's mine all right.
- Are you the champion?

My name is Justforkix, who are you?

Oh, yes, I'm sorry. I'm Abba.

Would, ah... would you help me?

- Yeah if I can.
- Okay.

Yeah... thanks... that's nice.

- You're cold?
- No, not cold, I'm... I'm...

Afraid.

- You're so lucky.
- Luck... lucky?

- To be able to fly..
- Fly?

I'd love to glide over the sea like a bird, and
rise higher and higher, right up to the sun.

Will you teach me? Oh, please teach me.

Tell me your secret.

Well, huh... If you help me get
back home, I'll... I'll give it a try.

What are you doing? I told you a 100 times,
not to talk to strangers.

- Sorry.
- Not you!

Her!

Dad, thanks for embarrassing me, in front of the hostage.

- I'm still hungry!
- No kidding!

Astérix? Do you really think the North Star
is still up there?

Above the fog I mean.

Unless you ate it, yes.

Obélix, you just gave me an idea.

- Did you see it?
- No, try again.

That way, Obélix.

So, when're you gonna talk to
your father, about setting me free.

As soon as you teach me to fly.

Oh, yeah, that...

I was just wondering...

what's your attitude about people,
who promise something, and... and...

then, can't deliver all of it.

Oh, you mean a liar? Look up there.

- What's that?
- The last guy who lied to me.

Daddy took care of him.

How's three o'clock Tuesday,
for your first flying lesson?

Let's raise our skulls to the champion of fear.

Long live the champ!

- We'll they be drinking out of my head soon?
- No, silly...

this is how Vikings welcome guests.
- For he's a jolly good Viking...

- For he's a jolly good Viking...
- Skol! Skol!

So, I'm assuming, this is organic
vegetable juice?

It is vegetable juice, right?

- It's organic alright.
- For he's a jolly good Viking...

And so say all of us...

Look.

- That way.
- Yeah... that way.

Wait... I have an idea.

Telegraph... Stenograph... Horriblegraf...

- About time.
- Riffraff... Halfandhalf...

What's so funny?

You hear that, Astérix? All their names end in "af".

Astéraf, actually, my name is Astéraf, Obélaf.

- Obélaf!
- I don't have you on the invitation list...

We're right here!

Okay, we're officially sneak in.

Not now! We have to find Justforkix.

- Hey, you! Come here!
- Wow! He's back up already?

Hey, they're tougher then the Romans,
don't you think? I'll handle it this time.

Okay, but whatever you do, don't get yourself-

- Noticed.
- What's going on here?

Can't I have a moment of peace and quiet,
to eat my Walrus ala Crème.

How do you make Walrus ala Crème?
Oh, it sounds divine.

Oh, It is! It's just like making Strawberry ala Crème, only instead of strawberries, you use...

Wait a minute! Who are you?
And what are you doing here?

Well, I'm Astéraf and this is Obélaf...

and we're looking for Justforkix.
- The champion.

- The champion of what?
- Well, fear of course.

Take a look.

- Why aren't you dancing with your fiancée?
- I'm busy.

Look... he's in trouble.

- Hey, leave them alone, they're my friends.
- Friends?

Long live the champ!

Well that's great champ,
but now it's time to say goodbye.

We're going home, come on.
Say bye, bye! Bye, bye, everyone.

Hey, I just got here.

Well, your father is expecting you at the
village, by the next full moon.

- Oh, no, not dad.
- Oh, no, not dad.

- I'm staying here.
- He's staying here.

Enough already! You're coming with us.

Don't talk to him like this, you're gonna get him mad.

Hey, you're just like my dad.
Don't do this. Don't do that.

Well, if your dad says that, it's for your
own good, it's because he cares about you.

My father doesn't care about me.
All he ever wanted, was to get rid of me.

If he cared about me so much, he wouldn't have
sent me, to stay with a bunch of country pumpkins.

- Pumpkins?
- Pumpkins.

You put me through a nightmare.
They treat me the way I deserve.

So just go away, all right?
I never want to see you again.

Obélix wait...

Don't forget the tip.

Obélix! Wait for me.

Hey, Obélix!

Justforkix, wait... who are
those two strangers?

Ah... nobody.

What's the matter? You were having a
great time, until they showed up.

It was just a message from my father.
I've got... problems.

You don't understand..

Maybe I understand better than you think.
Don't worry about it.

Come on... lighten up!

- It's past your bed time, go home now. Beat it!
- Sorry, let's get outta here.

- We should get back to the party.
- Yeah... let's go back in.

Friends.

I propose a toast, to the man who
brilliantly accomplished his mission...

by capturing the champion of fear.

None other... than my son, Olaf.

Yeah! Long live Olaf... long live Olaf.

So what does that
big lad of yours want?

Oh... what?

My son Olaf, has the honor to request,
the hand of your daughter, Abba.

- My daughter's hand?
- My daughter's hand?

I could use her skull, but her hand... I don't know.

What's this all about?

Did you promise my hand to
this fish face?

It's none of your business.

Are you saying choosing a husband,
is none of a women's business?

That's the Viking way.

You pick out a girl and drag her
by the hair back to your house.

That's how I met your mother! Nothing wrong
with the good old ways, is there Vagia?

Oh, well... you know, beside the near scalping
and a nasty case of road rash from the dragging.

It was the happiest day of my life!

- Yeah... if I can jump in here for a second.
- I'm not marrying that Haddock brain.

You're marrying that Haddock brain,
and that's that!

There is not going to be any wedding!

- Yes there is!
- No!

Stop her!

- Justforkix!
- Abba!

- No!
- Don't worry Abba I'll take care of this!

As the champion I'm warning you, that I-

Tomorrow would be a
good day for the wedding!

All right!

But first, the champion is going
to show us how he flies!

Obélix! Obélix, where are you going?
Are you planning to walk back home?

Yes!

I know how you feel,
but just because Justforkix-

Don't mention that name!
I've already forgotten it!

That's my doggy.
That's a good doggy who loves his daddy.

Unlike some others, I won't name!

- Obélix, you can't just walk off!
- Why not?

Obélix, Justforkix needs us!

He just doesn't know it!
Now come back and help me!

I can't after what he said! It's impossible!

That's what Justforkix said about lifting a stone.

All right! Go ahead and frighten us!

- Why?
- So we can fly of course!

- Is he stupid or what?
- They're completely crazy!

I said scare us!

Sure, here we go...

- What's that?
- That's a scary growl.

No, this is a scary growl!

There's been a misunderstanding.
You're frightening me!

Enough! It's time for the champion
to demonstrate his flying skills.

Take him to the cliff.

Justforkix?

Where is everybody?

There is somebody.

Where is Justforkix?
Where did they take him?

- I don't know!
- Tell me, where he is...

or I'll really lose my temper!

Good work, subtle...

way to interrogate the enemy, into
telling us absolutely nothing!

Are you ready for takeoff?

Roger!

Oh... we've got a chemical problem, I'll fix it!

It's my teeth! My teeth are chattering!

False alarm, he's in perfect flying condition!
Request permission...

for take-off.
- Roger. Launch the champion!

Stop!
Wait one moment!

- What now?
- Look! Thor is giving us a sign!

Yeah.

- Oh, too late... it's gone.
- Enough stalling!

I'm beginning to think that he can't fly!

And if he can't fly, there'll be no wedding!

- He can fly!
- No, I can't!

- He is ready now!
- No please!

Please, don't drop me, I'm begging you!
Please!

Drop him!

Amazing! He is flying!

Alright you weak-kneed, lily-livered cowards!

Let's fly off the cliff!

Off the cliff!
Off the cliff!

Stop! First of all you're not scared enough!

And even more important we have
a wedding to attend!

Alright!

Wait! What about me?

Olaf. Olaf!
You have to come too!

This is your W.E.D.D.I.N.G.

O...kay if I have to.

What about the champion?

I believe, it wont be long now...
till he's flying his way back home.

Kryptograf! You coming or what?

Coming... Chief!

Well, this is really strange!
Maybe fear can make you fly!

You're pretty strong!

Astérix. Obélix!
I'm so glad to see you.

I didn't think you'd ever, want
anything to do with me again..

after... you know, after
what I said to you!

Was I really flying?

- Let's get back to the boat!
- No! No, we can't go!

The Vikings think, that I-I-I can fly.

So, the chief has to keep his promise
to Kryptograf, and his son will marry Abba.

So that I can teach them how to fly, except that
I can't, and... we have to stop the wedding!

- These Vikings are crazy!
- No, no, no, no, we're going home!

- Sorry.
- Forget everything I just said!

I hate you.

My little girl.

- Stop! Turn around, we have to take Abba with us!
- No, Sir, we don't have time!

- Besides we can't kidnap the chief's daughter!
- But she wants to be kidnapped!

Let's give the kid his Viking.
It would make him so happy!

Out of the question!

- And don't make any more trouble!
- Hey, don't get mad at me.

- I didn't do anything!
- No?

Not in front of the kid!

If we'd taken Justforkix straight from the feast, we wouldn't be in this mess! And why didn't we take him?

Because Mr. Obélix, had to be a big
baby and run off soaking!

And what about you? If you'd been nicer to him at
the feast, he would have agreed to come with us!

I am tired of all your if, if this is,
and if, if that...

Oh I get it! Only Mr. Astérix has any brains!
But Mr. Astérix doesn't know how to talk to kids!

You think I don't know how to talk to kids?

What do you think Justforkix?
You think I don't know how to talk to you?

Justforkix?

No...

You can't make me get married!

- No!
- It reminds me of my wedding day!

You nearly bit my finger off, before
we gagged you!

Good times!

There's gonna be big trouble,
when Justforkix gets back!

But he's not coming back! He flew away!
And I don't think he's ever coming back!

Nobody move! Stop the wedding!

- Hooray the champ!
- Justforkix!

What're you doing here? You...
you were falling... I mean flying away.

Liar! you know I can't... I-I-I can't...

Possibly let this wedding go on.

Justforkix, what happened to you?

Get him boys!

- Hey! Hands off our kid!
- Right now buster!

That's our chance!
Let's get out of here!

Follow them! Kill the champion!
Do you understand?

Kill the champion.
That I understand!

We have to make it to the harbor!

Why do we need a boat?
You can just fly away and take me with you!

Right... sorry, listen... I'm just...
I'm not scared enough!

Look!

If you touch her, I will break you in
two... like this!

Potion is not working anymore!
I have to visualize to break!

Like this?

Great! you are afraid!

- Fly away! You can carry me with you!
- I can't.

You're still not scared enough?

I'm plenty scared! But... I... can't fly!

What?

Abba! Are you all right?

You lied to me!
You're as bad as all the others!

Abba wait!

I'm... I'm sorry! I never meant to lie to you!
It just sort of happened!

Go find Astérix and Obélix!

Now, that's what I call a real fight!
Much more fun than the Romans!

You know, we should invite them down,
to invade our village some time.

Oh no! Where is Justforkix?

What's that?

Dogmatix, what's she saying?

It's something about Justforkix being
in trouble.

She's too tired to say more!

Nice technique! That bird has talent!

We better follow her!

Abba, we have to get away!

No, don't kill him!

So, who's the champ now, hey?

Hey, over there!

Our boy is coming along, isn't he?

Abba?

Abba...

Olaf! Olaf! They're coming!
Kill him now!

Where are you?

Hi dad!

The champion, he's flying away with your daughter!

- Hold it!
- Right there!

You again!

Stop him, before he flies away!

He's not gonna fly away!
He's a liar, a cheat and a phony!

- But we saw him fly.
- That's right. We did! We did.

- It was all a trick!
- See?

That was me! I was holding him up
with a rope, right dad?

You idiot.
That was supposed to be a secret!

- He can't fly?
- Oh, boy.

So you were trying to trick me!

You're shaking! Are you afraid?

No... no chief! Well... maybe a smidge!
Tiny morsel of fear.

Perfect!
You're in the right condition for flying!

Odin lied to me!
Fear can't make you fly!

No, Abba!

Justforkix!

Abba... Hold on!

Stay where you are! We're coming!

Flying is the only way out of this...

but that's impossible!

You know, a very good friend once told me, how can you know something is impossible if you don't try?

- No!
- Justforkix.

No... No.

Obélix! Look...

He did it!

He can fly?

You saved my life!

You see? Did you see that?
Do you see what he's doing now?

Oh yes, he's doing good,
he is doing really good!

You see Obélix, it's not fear that
gives you wings!

It's love.

Vikings?

I have congestion, very weak!
Needing help now. Please!

A little more boar?

Oh, yeah, allow me to pour you
another mug of barley beer!

No, no, we're not gonna make it in time!
Faster! Faster!

Where is my son?

I told you! He... he's gone fishing!

No! You said he had gone hunting!

That's right!
Hunting for fish!

Coming from Presidium, I'm sure you'll
appreciate my newest composition.

I want to see my son... now!

Hi dad!

I get it! I know my boy alright,
always after the girls.

And Justforkix fought Olaf with just a
boom from a sail boat!

He was like an one man army!

Vitalstatistix, I want to thank
you for what you did for my son!

You should thank Astérix and Obélix.
They did it all!

It wasn't us! It was all your son.

Justforkix.

No, I'm not gonna shake your hand!

Son, I'm proud of you!

A little gift for our hostess.

Modern Viking design, Skull wear, lambs, furniture, we make some really lovely stuff, you know!

And this is Fullyautomatix, Unhygienix
Geriatrix, and our resident musician Kakofonix.

You hear that? All their names end in "ix".

Perhaps you gentleman from the North,
would like to enjoy an original Gaul ballad?

Sure, sure, I'd love to.

Okay, this is the moment!

No more, no more!
I feel queasy.

My legs are jelly!
What's wrong with me?

Now, that's fear!

If this is fear, it must mean that we can fly!

I was wondering Kalifix,
what's the use of fear?

Kalifix!

What?

I said what is the use of fear?

Fear is what makes us brave.

Real courage is when you overcome fear.

And so, for the Vikings a new adventure begins.

Because you have to admit, their
scientific expedition succeeded...

beyond their wildest dreams.

- Is that fog?
- I hate fog, I can't stand it.

- I want my mommy.
- I don't want any fog.

Mommy, Mommy.