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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:12 one two three o'clock polar 00:23 [Music] 00:36 [Music] 00:51 [Music] 01:18 [Music] 01:51 I can score I can score fuzzy did i hack 02:00 them no come on come on we're playing 02:05 you're not get somebody else John hey 02:07 John 02:08 how'd you do I don't know I probably 02:10 flunked I'm afraid to look 02:11 would you look let me see 02:17 B plus B plus great I got biology we got 02:27 to cut up frog oh I hate Fonzie did you 02:44 have to go back to work I'm taking the 02:46 day off 02:46 oh you got big plans yeah I thought I'd 02:51 Drive down to Arnold's there's a phone 02:53 number in the world I mean we try sounds 02:56 interesting 02:57 he's going back to class no I got a free 03:00 period when you come down to Arnold's 03:01 with me oh no thanks I'm not much on 03:05 blind numbers this test no sweat 03:10 I'd get an A you know all the answers I 03:13 just said get an A tonight 03:20 Monsey didn't you ever regret dropping 03:22 out man too many rules I guess it 03:26 doesn't really matter I mean you're 03:28 doing pretty well as a mechanic you're 03:29 kind of the the Mickey Mantle over the 03:31 grease pit 03:33 best I bet it's a lot of fun living in 03:35 the adult world huh no must everybody's 03:38 married they all go home right after 03:39 work all except Oh Roscoe the lube man 03:41 he's your friend 03:44 seventy years old I guess that's two 03:47 adult well we go out for a couple of 03:48 beers afterwards oh that's nice 03:50 Oh Olli talks about his lumbago we make 03:54 school sound fun the school's got good 03:56 points I mean smoking in the bathroom 03:59 cutting classes show my tattoo the 04:01 chicks 04:04 did you ever think about going back I 04:08 mean there's a whole new crop of girls 04:10 who haven't seen your tattoo 04:16 you'd be a celebrity ipad2 ain't that 04:20 great no no no you would be the only 04:23 high school drop in well how does a 04:26 person go bout you know dropping in all 04:30 you have to do is go down the principal 04:31 faraday's office and explain it to him 04:33 that's all yeah sure 04:39 why huh 04:41 you're coming with me so there you want 04:49 to come back to school may I ask why 04:51 sure 04:52 well why do you want to come back to 04:54 school don't well sir it's it's this way 05:00 mm-hmm do you want me to tell him about 05:04 the tattoo well sir it's this way 05:11 Fonzie felt that there was a cultural 05:15 void in his life that's good and he 05:22 realizes that there's more to life than 05:24 just being a mechanic and he wants to 05:26 finish his education so he can pursue a 05:29 more satisfying profession yeah that's 05:33 good to tell Arthur he can start back in 05:37 the morning 05:37 cool Oh Arthur read just a minute 05:42 I wonder if you could take a look at my 05:43 car I'm still having that clutch trouble 05:46 not again I mean how many times I got a 05:47 test drive with your foot off the clutch 05:49 yes I don't know but you see it's not 05:51 really no I'm telling you listen I'm not 05:53 gonna touch your car till you promised 05:54 to drive with your foot off the clutch 05:56 all right no I want to you're a promise 05:59 I promise not to drive with my foot on a 06:03 clutch all right we're gonna run a shop 06:05 you know see you tomorrow 06:09 Oh your father forgot his lunch what did 06:16 you make deviled ham he didn't forget it 06:19 he left it on purpose he says that stuff 06:22 is okey well I never knew that he had 06:26 time because he didn't want to hurt your 06:28 feelings 06:29 mister did you know that your father 06:31 hated deviled ham 06:32 sure Wow wife is always the last to know 06:38 and what else he doesn't like maybe I 06:42 should change for a few I gotta hurry 06:45 mom this is Frankie's first day back to 06:47 school well it's very nice dear but I'm 06:49 sure even Fonzie is taking time for 06:51 breakfast well how about my jelly roll 06:54 off Potsie well that'll be good for a 06:57 few cavities I want to get to school 06:59 early too Jeanne scarsdale's gonna tell 07:01 us where babies come from she's got a 07:03 book of pictures and everything if you 07:05 sit right down I will drive you to 07:06 school we'll have a little talk on the 07:11 way okay but it won't be the same 07:13 without pictures 07:14 [Music] 07:23 [Music] 07:54 please now put your books under your 07:57 desks and take out a piece of paper for 07:59 a pop quiz hey we have a quiz about our 08:01 fathers no I know sir I'm a new kid Hey 08:14 look who's here it's Fonzie what's he 08:16 doing here 08:16 he's probably dating miss Pratt 08:18 something back in oh you're kidding me 08:21 oh wow we have a new student this is 08:24 Arthur Fonzarelli all right 08:31 you seem to be very popular oh yeah yeah 08:34 but I'm by the way I like to be called 08:35 Fonzie you may take a seat uh Fonzie 08:40 Thanks hey I think I would be very 08:48 comfortable sitting right about here 08:51 right and I think that you'd be more 08:53 comfortable over there with that young 08:55 lady over here and that pretty lady over 08:57 there you're more home today come on 08:58 let's go it out this way you want to sit 08:59 next to me I'm real sorry 09:01 [Music] 09:04 mr. Ponzi you have disrupted the class 09:08 oh hey I was just rearranging you know 09:11 just to get the right atmosphere you 09:13 know they were arranged alphabetically 09:17 oh I'm sorry I didn't know you want me 09:20 to put him back again no never mind 09:23 please let's sit down now before we 09:30 begin the quiz I would like to emphasize 09:33 one important contribution of President 09:35 Truman yeah he encouraged everybody to 09:38 take piano lessons right and he added a 09:41 few new words to the dictionary 09:46 hey the teacher is talking here Thank 09:55 You Fonzie 09:59 [Music] 10:11 yeah you know Sade you're so bright you 10:13 know you're a bright guy for someone who 10:15 don't ride a motorcycle 10:16 oh thanks I mean you want me to do good 10:19 don't you oh yeah of course 10:21 oh I'll tase any narc I'm having a 10:25 really tough time get back into the 10:26 swing of things you know I mean I might 10:28 I mean I just might need some assistance 10:30 for the assistance on all and oh well 10:32 sure what kind of help do you need yeah 10:34 well actually I want you to do it for me 10:36 [Music] 10:50 hey Fonzie hey hey Trudy listen I got 10:54 business go find me a four-leaf clover 10:56 yeah yeah you got Manglish over for me 11:00 oh sure and the biology oh listen Fonzie 11:05 yeah 11:07 I've been doing your homework for a week 11:09 now and the truth is I haven't had much 11:13 time to do my own hey you should have 11:16 said something you'd have to do it 11:18 anymore 11:18 oh thanks about today I'm gonna miss you 11:21 biology I mean the way you draw those 11:23 little germs man you gotta be the 11:25 Rembrandt this is little history 11:30 exam tomorrow 11:31 oh you want me to tutor you what does 11:33 that mean Cunningham tutor tutor means 11:36 help you study for the exam oh yeah yeah 11:39 yeah that's what I need all right you 11:41 come into the garage and you can tutor 11:42 while I fix Kutta mogollons headus 11:44 listen I got a better idea 11:46 why don't you just come over to the 11:48 house for dinner and we can study 11:49 afterwards sure I'll come right after 11:51 work great answer for meaning which 11:53 wouldn't I got an appointment 11:56 Hey I couldn't find anything today 12:03 you're free tonight I'm always free for 12:06 you 12:12 Richard when is your guests getting here 12:15 the mashed potatoes are getting stiff 12:17 Fonzie will be here just as soon as he 12:19 finishes working on cutter marble ins 12:20 headers 12:21 oh wow just as long as it's something 12:23 important funnies a hood no he's not 12:26 he's just uh worldly oh that's probably 12:32 him okay bond is ahead dear I don't like 12:36 to hear you talk like that 12:37 he drives a motorcycle a motorcycle 12:38 drivers are hoods Joanie you just can't 12:41 make a broad statement like that Wow 12:44 fine he's just like Marlon Brando 12:47 Fonzie you remember my parents hey 12:50 Fozzie and that's my little sister 12:51 Joanie hey listen I'm sorry I couldn't 12:54 get into better threads but uh you know 12:57 cutters rod took long that I expected oh 12:59 that's perfectly all right well why 13:03 don't we sit down hey great yeah hey 13:11 it's all right it's okay just hey daddy 13:17 never said next me before you're very 13:19 observant Joanie a dear I told you not 13:22 to wear your ears at the table 13:24 [Laughter] 13:27 uh what do you plan to do when you get 13:30 out of school well I was thinking I 13:32 might become a cop that's very admirable 13:34 I mean it's the only job I know where 13:36 they pay you to drive a motorcycle 13:40 please man 13:42 oh hey these are great mashed potatoes 13:49 mrs. Cunningham thank you yeah I mean 13:51 good and stiff just like that make it 13:52 the diner 13:55 do you have it got in your pocket no 13:58 just a crescent wrench what's the matter 14:03 you never saw a crescent wrench before 14:04 well now that that didn't not one as 14:07 nice as that one oh yes my own personal 14:09 crescent wrench yeah we saw the wild one 14:12 crummy flick oh I should say so I mean 14:16 if I will Lee Marvin I would a crack 14:17 Brando skull with that trophy Oh 14:21 [Music] 14:23 I really like your folks cutting yeah 14:25 yeah well uh they like you too okay 14:28 let's get started 14:29 yeah well I think that um we're gonna do 14:32 a little different than what you had in 14:33 mind 14:33 huh yeah I'm gonna do the tutoring oh 14:36 but but you don't know much about 14:38 American history no but I know a lot 14:40 about cheating listen uh I can't cheat 14:45 hey I'm not gonna ask a good buddy to 14:47 cheat I just need your help to get me 14:49 over some of those rough spots now I'll 14:52 show you what we're gonna do 14:53 yeah butBut Fonzie Koff why Koff you 14:56 know like when you got a cough you'll 15:01 practice all right now it's a true 15:04 enforced test I'll call first then he 15:07 gave me to cross for true one for false 15:09 you got it on see it's wrong I don't 15:11 know that's the way it's always done 15:12 - coughs for true one for false so I 15:14 mean it's not right you got a better way 15:17 we could study let's try it one more 15:20 time give me a better miss Pratt's gonna 15:30 think I got TB right good well study I 15:35 got it you're caught for the first 10 15:37 questions your whistle for the rest I 15:41 can't whistle 15:43 Cunningham your heart just stayed in 15:45 this I'm your buddy right and buddy 15:51 should help buddies right 15:52 now you kind of got me into this I mean 15:56 you said I could make it I met you'd 15:58 help well I'm not making it so good and 16:01 uh I need you to help me out 16:20 [Music] 16:22 [Applause] 16:23 [Music] 16:33 well you can tell mr. Cunningham you're 16:38 not only one minute late but you're 16:39 compounding your tardiness by speaking 16:41 in class please put a tickle lock on 16:43 your mouth yes ma'am 16:45 now the first desk would pass the papers 16:48 back 16:50 Fonzie says you can help me cheat I 16:53 changed my mind it's gonna kill you if 17:12 the Fonzie one sure he has a whooping 17:14 cough I must have caught a German 17:22 biology bonzi I'm sorry but I can't 17:34 cheat not even for a friend yeah well I 17:39 faked it that Cunningham but I am 17:42 prepared 17:49 [Laughter] 18:02 and they're just where do you think 18:05 you're going 18:05 I hung up my sweater absolutely nobody 18:08 is allowed to leave his seat during quit 18:10 ah miss Pratt um could I open a window 18:27 yes Fonzie we can never have enough 18:30 fresh air yes that's what I always say 18:32 yeah bird beat it bird you're on my 18:47 notes 18:51 bird what you did to my notes even the 18:58 birds are against what hate to be you 19:00 after school 19:01 [Music] 19:06 might as well get it over with 19:08 listen you're my best friend if you want 19:12 me to come along with you I will oh I 19:14 would really appreciate that 19:15 pottsy some best friend you want me to 19:19 get my jaw broken too 19:20 then who nursed you back to health 19:22 you're right don't come with me now 19:25 you're talking sense but I'd go with if 19:27 you wanted me to Thanks 19:29 remember I'm with you in spirit yeah 19:35 yeah I like you would you pom-poms 19:37 I'll call Cunningham 19:51 what are you gonna do with that I don't 19:53 know maybe buy a new lock broke my key 19:56 off in it I needed to lock up my bike at 19:58 night you're not mad about today 20:00 no see guys like you Pat Boone dick 20:04 foggy to square to cheat besides I 20:06 didn't either you didn't cheat ah that 20:11 girl in front of me she had the wrong 20:13 crib sheet on her neck that dumb bird 20:15 messed up my notes at the window that's 20:17 too bad 20:18 alright past anyway Fonzie that's 20:21 terrific yeah I got a 66 headed by one 20:25 point then I went down to the 20:26 principal's office and I dropped out 20:28 yeah but there's no reason to drop out 20:30 now it's no use 20:32 oh look you proved that you can pass you 20:34 can pass no I mean there's no use in 20:36 trying to save this lock don't tell us 20:44 the nobody 20:50 I'm trying to say is thanks for trying 20:57 I thought you wanted to be a cop 21:01 yeah but I'm Mickey Mantle of grease 21:04 pits right said it yourself 21:05 yeah you're the best and I figured that 21:09 uh hot rods and dragging it gonna be 21:12 around a long time you know like the 21:14 duck tail and Buddy Holly I guess so I 21:18 still kind of wish you were staying in 21:20 school though hey if I'm gonna drop out 21:22 now's the best time they don't think I 21:24 dropped out cuz I'm dumb they think I 21:26 dropped out cuz I'm cool fake 21:31 well I got to get back to the garage you 21:34 can skip on back to class 21:37 see ya 21:43 [Music] 21:45 hey good work have a good day they don't 21:50 forget your white shirt for assembly 21:53 [Music] 21:58 [Music] 22:17 [Applause] 22:19 [Music] 22:36 [Applause] 22:42 how was the junior chipmunk meeting it 22:46 was good today 22:47 Danny Drysdale through what oh maybe we 22:49 talk about it later I have a dated you 22:53 average school in a Richard he up fancy 22:55 Gianna test 22:56 is that true Richard because you know 22:59 helping someone else she is just like I 23:02 know dad is just like cheating yourself 23:03 no no I didn't help Fonzie on the test 23:07 how come he didn't break your face bonds 23:10 he wasn't mad at all we're still good 23:12 friends oh I can't tell you how good 23:14 that makes me feel I'm afraid I'm gonna 23:17 have to use the car again tomorrow to 23:19 finish those errands for the PTA how am 23:21 I gonna get to work just ask her about 23:23 sex and chill drive you anywhere what's 23:27 that supposed to mean 23:28 it means our little girl is growing up 23:31 there 23:32 [Music] 23:56 hello sunshine 23:57 goodbye ring ring on the change 24:03 [Music] 24:20 [Applause] 24:21 [Music] 24:45 [Music] 24:57 [Music] 25:12 [Music] 25:39 [Music] 26:07 you saw real strippers what do you think 26:10 I saw that watching bad so there I was 26:12 sitting at ease pink pals just sipping a 26:15 little brew and waiting for the bubbles 26:17 McCall to come out on stage and take it 26:20 all off no pleats inside huh 26:29 but all of a sudden the band starts 26:31 playing nitrene she comes out wearing 26:33 this real slinky cocktail dress spiked 26:36 heels and listen to this long white 26:41 glows and then she takes it all off 26:44 right 26:44 no stupid this chick has class first she 26:48 does the dance what kind of dance it was 26:51 nothing you've seen an Arthur Murray's 26:52 dance party she peels off the gloves 26:56 right and then she reaches around with 26:59 one hand and unzips her dress reels 27:07 oh it's your mother tell her I'll call 27:09 her back okay look let insulite melting 27:12 all over my hand I don't have time to be 27:13 no personal message service 27:17 so anyway mom can I call you back 27:22 now alright but could you talk fast 27:24 I'm sitting here just about love rye 27:28 bread and TP TP mom you can say toilet 27:37 paper over the phone mom we gotta get 27:40 going 27:41 Ralph Mouse telling us about biology 27:46 right I don't forget Mopsy and then she 27:51 ran behind the curtain I had to live for 27:56 car bumpers and take a cold shower yes I 27:59 was there what bubbles do you'd never 28:06 believe it sure would try me what 28:12 wouldn't I believe what are you saying 28:13 Ralph Mouse said you got to see it to 28:15 believe it hey what are you doing 28:16 tomorrow night we can't get in there you 28:18 gotta be 18 no problem we just get fake 28:21 IDs or in like Flynn come on where we 28:23 gonna get two IDs do we or do we not 28:25 have a friend named Fonzie sure what are 28:27 you going to set it with Fonz look I'll 28:30 be over tonight before dinner we're 28:32 never gonna pull it off 28:33 trust me I'm worldly 28:37 maybe worldly if you have to fake being 28:39 18 you want to be worldly you should 28:43 work in that kitchen you want to talk to 28:59 me about something Richard 29:00 oh no no dad I'm just sitting you look 29:04 like you're waiting for someone 29:05 oh no no I'm not wait okay 29:10 mom aren't you open this for me Oh who 29:16 you waiting for Ritchie I'm not waiting 29:19 he's just sitting Oh Joanie adults don't 29:24 play with Lulu and Bessie did oh yeah 29:27 she will look right out the front door 29:29 nobody saw her for four days to get it 29:32 open dear yeah I get it I'll get it I'll 29:36 get it 29:40 hi mr. Cunningham ROTC finds me oh hey 29:46 what a surprise I didn't know you guys 29:49 were coming over tonight 29:55 names pockets quiet little guy well I 30:03 guess we'll uh go on upstairs now hmm 30:08 yeah see you later 30:13 what kind of a mother would name her 30:15 child pockets kangaroo Mary I can't get 30:20 this thing open you must have loosened 30:23 it for me 30:26 [Music] 30:32 all right ready yeah 30:39 - hand me down his brother gave it to 30:41 him just before they sent him to 30:43 sing-sing chair Oh two sets of IDs right 30:51 right yeah some sets of IDs what is this 30:54 he wants you to see his forgery bison 30:56 how a signature oh that's very nice 30:58 pockets very nice they think it's very 31:00 nice pockets huh see I told you Fonzie 31:03 would solve our problems are these 31:04 things gonna look real yeah well we get 31:07 our money's worth 31:10 hey what's the matter you hurt his 31:12 feelings he's professional I'm sorry 31:16 tell him I'm sorry they say they're 31:19 sorry pockets huh all right now he needs 31:25 to know your weight I 145 145 eyes blue 31:32 well actually they're really kind of 31:34 gray I always thought they were green 31:36 well how about if he just writes down 31:38 tutti-frutti 31:38 they're blue thank you blue 31:44 yeah height 510 oh come on I'm five nine 31:47 so I'm taller you are not 510 510 how 31:55 old 22 I guess you better put 18 18 32:06 all right this one's finished huh 32:10 hey it's Nate e Inc ain't dry yet all 32:16 right let's get to work on the next one 32:17 I thought you boys might enjoy some milk 32:19 and cookies oh thanks mom but we're not 32:22 very hungry and besides the cookies 32:23 might spoil my dinner why what this 32:26 pockets doing trying to get rid of the 32:30 hiccups yeah yeah he's got a bad case of 32:32 the hiccups hiccups well I'll just put 32:38 this over here all right dinner will be 32:40 in a little while 32:41 okay thanks for the cookies mom 32:45 all right let's get back to work Oh go 32:50 back to your pockets hiccups oh yeah mr. 32:53 C I'm sure that got rid of him well good 32:56 that remedy always worked for Richard 33:01 I'm sorry she's gone for good now what 33:07 are you are you leaving well that's it a 33:09 lady that goes boo milk and cookies 33:11 I mean the atmosphere just ain't right 33:12 well I'm sorry but what about my ID card 33:16 can't carry the wall on my shoulders 33:19 sorry 33:20 oh yeah sure fee go see ya so long 33:29 bye don't worry rich I'll try and figure 33:36 out something it wouldn't be the same 33:38 without you you mean you really wouldn't 33:41 go without me 33:42 oh I'd still go just wouldn't be the 33:44 same 33:46 - Oh Howard maybe you should cancel that 33:50 meeting with Fred Hangul tomorrow night 33:52 Marion for the business that Fred hingle 33:54 gives me I can suffer through a little 33:56 case of the sniffles that is the loudest 33:59 case of sniffles I ever heard enough for 34:03 me thanks I gotta go why is it this 34:04 family just can't sit together for 5 34:06 minutes after dinner and talk well I'd 34:08 love to dad but I really gotta run 34:10 you've been running ever since you 34:11 started college you just leave the dorm 34:13 long enough to wolf down a free meal or 34:15 else get your mother to do your laundry 34:17 dad I got a practice see I'm changing my 34:19 free-throw if I'm an underhand to an 34:21 overhand looks better for the fans oh 34:24 well then you're excused Chuck I 34:26 certainly wouldn't want to disappoint 34:27 your fans 34:32 night Chuck night dad why Rick see 34:36 what's new huh 34:37 dad can I be excused I gotta talk to 34:38 chuck so Johnny what's new it Paula prac 34:47 it's a quarter more announcing me well 34:51 maybe your father's a quarter richer 34:52 than me Oh daddy hey nice shot yeah 35:11 Chuck no points of the applause yeah 35:18 Chuck I need to ask you a favor 35:22 shoot could you call me your draft card 35:26 what do you want for well going to a bar 35:31 oh no no nothing like that strip joint 35:35 something like that 35:39 except I already lent it to Bobby 35:40 gazzarri oh hey look I gotta go 35:44 hey hey how'd it go you get his ID 35:49 no I struck out I wouldn't worry about 35:52 it if I were you 35:53 why not cuz I hit a home run Oh where'd 36:01 you get it 36:02 never mind where the important thing is 36:04 we're gonna be at Eddie's Pink Palace 36:05 tomorrow night to watch bubbles McCall 36:07 take it all off Joe killed Vince key it 36:13 doesn't matter what names on it oh hey 36:15 this is terrific hair red weight 135 36:19 eyes blue 36:22 825 yeah I can't pass for 25 sure you 36:29 can you wear a bow tie looks serious 36:31 don't believe 2525 flat dear Oh 25 years 36:41 25 years the you and dad have been 36:44 happily married your father and I have 36:47 only been married 21 years but it's nice 36:51 of you to try to keep track 36:57 [Music] 37:09 pottsy they're never gonna believe I'm 37:11 25 I heard they beat up a guy once who 37:14 tried to sneak in don't worry all the 37:16 dudes tear up your ID joka Vince Gill 37:19 beat you up maybe we should wait for a 37:22 better night maybe New Year's Eve 37:24 I was only kidding these sides too late 37:26 we're here and away we go 37:33 [Music] 37:41 oh hey that was easier than I thought 37:44 we're in I hate to disappoint you but 37:46 that's it we're still out 37:47 you ain't 18 and these are fake IDs hey 37:55 boss there's a phone call for you in the 37:57 office you want I should take over for a 37:59 minute yeah one more why just you kids 38:02 trying to give me fake IDs hey don't 38:03 worry boss welcome daddy 38:10 enjoy the show you mean I can just go on 38:14 in sure unless you're a weirdo or 38:18 something no no no I asked anybody 38:22 Michael Vince ki jo oh she got your ID 38:26 oh yeah hey wait a minute huh let me see 38:33 this oh you sure you're 18 oh sure I've 38:39 been 18 for a long time when were you 38:41 born quick 38 like I said pretty close 38:48 enjoy the show 38:51 [Applause] 38:52 [Music] 38:53 [Applause] 38:54 [Music] 39:04 that's what I call woman 39:08 [Music] 39:33 laughter those girls over there smiled 39:35 at me 39:36 well don't smile back why not because 39:39 they're big girls if you offer to buy 39:40 him a drink the Lord your champagne 39:42 cocktails and fine dollars a pop 39:48 what do you have oh I'm not very thirsty 39:52 I didn't ask if you're thirsty I asked 39:54 what do you have there's a two-drink 39:56 minimum 39:56 Oh beer yeah beer beer 40:02 [Music] 40:11 she looks gonna board to me who cares 40:14 he's that Bell Bo's McCall are you 40:17 kidding 40:17 bubbles will make her look like Howdy 40:19 Doody this is just a prelim she's not 40:21 taking much off let's know anything 40:25 [Music] 40:44 pennies please 40:56 she juggles pretty well so what we can 40:59 see that every Sunday night at at 41:00 Sullivan bubbles coming out 41:07 she should be next pottsy did you hear 41:11 that 41:12 what it sneeze it sounded familiar what 41:15 sneeze yeah that sneeze not see my 41:23 father's here 41:24 your dad drink Jared or something let's 41:30 bring out bubbles and have her do her 41:32 stuff 41:33 [Music] 41:39 we gotta get out of here before my 41:41 father sees us are you kidding I'm 41:43 missing bubbles do her stuff what if he 41:45 sees us then what the hell with a smile 41:47 on her face look we have this phone we 41:48 can't check it out now 41:49 [Music] 41:55 [Applause] 41:57 [Music] 41:58 [Applause] 41:59 [Music] 42:51 here it comes this is where she takes it 42:53 all off 42:54 [Music] 43:09 hey that's the show ladies and gents 43:11 turn out the bubble machine how come 43:16 they turn on the lights she didn't take 43:18 it all off yet 43:20 Ralph now search took it all off 43:22 lots of it speed it what's America 43:25 coming to when strippers don't strip 43:28 this is our big chance my father went to 43:30 the men's room or something okay okay 43:32 what a drag 43:34 you can't even get away from your 43:35 parents at a strip joint 43:41 oh brother that was close 43:48 what's the matter he wanted to beat it 43:50 didn't you 43:52 pottsy my father was in a striptease 43:54 joint I never thought you'd do something 43:56 like that we did something like that but 44:00 this is different he's my father 44:04 yeah come on 44:08 [Music] 44:13 and now we return to the conclusion of 44:16 tonight's Late Show oh hi dad 44:20 oh hi Richie night have a good time 44:32 oh you know nothing special 44:43 what did you do tonight I had a business 44:47 meeting you know nothing special huh 44:52 well I guess I better hit the hay 44:55 Richard yes death you forgot you 45:00 souvenir souvenir you were the center of 45:09 attention now would you buy Televi just 45:17 how you got into that place well I sort 45:22 of used a fake ID well in that case 45:28 you're sort of grounded for a week 45:30 I let me have that ID Joe Calvet skia 45:40 if you were here I'd grab him for a week 45:43 too Dan does mom know you were there yes 45:49 Richard I told her it was a business 45:52 meeting every time as Fred Hagel comes 45:55 into town he drags me down to that place 45:57 and the better the stripper the board 46:00 nails I sell him Richard I tell your 46:03 mother everything she understands then 46:06 she knows I was there to know that she 46:08 wouldn't understand thank you uh you had 46:15 to see for yourself what you weren't 46:17 busy yeah yeah bubbles McCall wasn't 46:22 exactly what Ralph Malph built her up to 46:24 be you know I think that Ralph bow and 46:27 Fred Hagel would get along just great 46:34 let's go to bed it was getting late you 46:37 know I feel the cold coming 46:42 [Music] 47:13 man that week you were grounded must've 47:15 seemed like a month the only time I 47:17 spent that long at home was when I had 47:18 the mumps I watched a lot of wrestling 47:23 you guys went down to eddies P Palace 47:25 didn't you yeah how was it 47:27 well actually it was terrific they had 47:29 all these girls and there was this one 47:31 bum who's McCall she's the one who took 47:33 it all off took it all off you gotta see 47:37 it to believe it 47:38 maybe I check that place out Thanks 47:42 anytime so long why did you tell him man 47:47 I don't know cuz bull makes the world go 47:50 round 47:51 what that's why you said it cuz bull 47:53 makes the world go round 47:54 you know funds you really got a way of 47:57 saying things yeah that was very 47:59 profound you know you're right where you 48:04 going I think I'm gonna write it on the 48:06 bathroom wall 48:09 [Music] 48:13 [Applause] 48:15 [Music] 48:26 hello sunshine 48:27 goodbye rain she's wearing on the change 48:33 [Music] 48:50 [Applause] 48:51 [Music] 49:15 [Music] 49:27 [Music] 49:42 [Music] 49:57 I am NOT are so how can I be late when I 50:45 was supposed to meet you after the prom 50:46 committee 50:50 [Applause] 50:54 Trudy do you mind this is a private 50:56 fight listen she was nominated for prom 51:00 queen you can't talk to her like that 51:01 yeah let's go for a walk you bothering 51:04 my best friend yeah well you're 51:06 bothering my best friend 51:11 you're right Rick you're right look 51:13 these two want a little privacy so why 51:15 don't you find something else to do huh 51:16 yeah come on there you go rich okay I'm 51:27 go okay I'm going too you see early 51:37 we've only been going together for two 51:38 weeks it's not like we're married 51:41 Ritchie one week is a crash two weeks of 51:44 the commitment it's not my fault yeah I 51:46 don't weed the bulletin board every day 51:48 if you loved me would I don't have to 51:50 read the bulletin board for anybody 51:51 I may never read another bulletin board 51:53 oh so you want to break up is that it 51:54 wait a minute one minute we're talking 51:56 about bulletin boards the next minute 51:57 we're talking about breaking up so you 51:59 do want to break up maybe I do well 52:01 maybe I do too I am guess you'll want 52:10 your ring back I guess so as long as 52:13 we're breaking up 52:15 [Music] 52:18 what about the ID bracelet I gave you 52:20 well it's at home I was talking you're 52:23 trying to get all the tarnish off I 52:25 didn't even know it was tarnished 52:28 [Music] 52:32 by regime 52:35 it was a nice two weeks 52:42 your tape 52:45 [Music] 52:54 it won't hurt you to wear a tuxedo for 52:56 one night besides you look so handsome 52:59 when you're all dressed up I don't like 53:01 tuxedos a lot of distinguished men wear 53:03 tuxedos 53:04 President Eisenhower Bert parks Bennett 53:07 Cerf McCarthy was hooked into these 53:11 things chaperoning Ritchie's prom is an 53:14 honor mr. Farraday the principal asked 53:16 us personally yeah that's because all 53:18 the people whose names begin with a and 53:20 B were smart enough to say that they 53:21 were busy that night if you're 53:24 interested I can give you a map of all 53:26 the make-out places at school we want 53:29 earth would you get something like that 53:30 punky MacDonald he's got maps of every 53:34 make up place in town well he's only 11 53:36 years old where would he get anything 53:37 like that by following his sister Hot 53:40 Lips MacDonald you better be on your 53:46 toes Richard Ritchie's not going 53:48 he broke up with Arlene oh you can't 53:51 miss your junior prom your first one I 53:54 know I hope the second one's better 53:58 well it seems to me if you really want 54:00 to go to the prom there's only one thing 54:01 to do and that's to take Arlene how can 54:05 I take Arlene when we just broke up 54:06 Richard there is one thing that women 54:10 like men to do it's what they call a 54:12 romantic gesture we men call it eating 54:17 crow I beg your pardon Johnny even 54:23 Dracula wears a tuxedo 54:28 I don't know Kim Kate what happened to 54:34 that a scoop I just put in somebody 54:37 stole it I keep telling you as long as 54:39 you got this stock engine you ain't 54:41 gonna catch any souped up jobs hey relax 54:45 they'll chase him later 54:47 I got a great idea why don't you go get 54:55 yourself a cup of coffee I'll see what I 54:57 can do 55:04 hey funky can I talk to you for a minute 55:06 sure what about all these yeah how'd you 55:10 know Hey 55:11 been moping around here for two days I 55:13 didn't figure it's because he lost his 55:14 skate key well I was sort of thinking 55:17 about trying to get back together with 55:19 it for the prom you know now my dad says 55:20 'edit I didn't even tell you what he 55:23 said yet it doesn't matter if fathers 55:25 knew anything about chicks they'd be 55:27 single and still operating what would 55:31 you do if you were me Brando Brenda yeah 55:35 like in streetcar named desire his wife 55:38 walks out on he stands under the window 55:43 [Applause] 55:48 thanks Fonzie sure oh hey it ain't ready 55:56 yet hi hi any new songs yeah this one by 56:08 Pat Boone oh good good we needed another 56:11 slowin 56:12 [Music] 56:21 we cheat is someone matter no no I'm 56:25 fine 56:26 well you look like Marlon Brando without 56:28 sound 56:29 I did Ritchie do you want to talk to me 56:32 about something 56:38 Arlene I understand that you don't have 56:42 a date to the prom no but I'm going 56:44 anyway alone 56:45 he's got a date yet no see everybody's 56:49 all dated up but I was thinking that I 56:53 might drop by anyway maybe I see 56:56 anything maybe I could give you a lift 57:00 it's not at all out of my way I guess so 57:04 all right um it's not like it was a date 57:07 or anything oh no no no I'll just be 57:09 giving you a lift okay all right then 57:14 we'll uh I guess I'll pick you up around 57:18 around 8:00 fine okay okay 57:26 see ya Oh Joanie are you still in there 57:33 well come on my college days are in 57:35 there dad my college days are in the 57:41 bathroom and Joanie won't let me in 57:42 there together I just took a bath and 57:44 I'm drying off you see Dad 57:46 I hate cumber buns and I hate tuxedos 57:49 and now I know I Dracula was so 57:50 irritable and odd Richie's caller space 57:54 please Joanie I'm locked the door so I 57:58 can get in thanks Marion did you let me 58:02 a hand rich oh sure dad did the corsages 58:05 get here yet not yet I thought you were 58:07 coming the state's we're not but I 58:09 thought I'd give you the corsage anyway 58:10 oh well last night here they are oh 58:12 thanks mom no let me I'll get it 58:17 maybe it's somebody who knows whether 58:19 the police have a cumberbund go up or 58:20 down 58:22 that's good mama let me help you 58:25 oh good evening mrs. McCarthy I thought 58:31 mrs. Gavin was trying to sit for us 58:32 there but she got a gallbladder attack 58:34 I'm filling in for oh I'm sorry to hear 58:37 that so was she well be sure you take 58:39 your pee but I'm not opening that door 58:41 for anyone 58:42 yes I remember mrs. McCarthy well you 58:44 just make yourself at home and excuse me 58:46 while I finish dressing now let me see 58:48 I've got all the emergency numbers 58:50 please fire Hospital you got miss 58:56 McCarthy to babysit yuck she's a nice 59:00 lady 59:00 he's always pinching my cheeks I get a 59:02 bruised face may be nice to flourish all 59:09 right oh don't you all look lovely just 59:14 something we knack around there 59:21 goodnight mr. Carter wait a minute we 59:23 have to take pictures pictures Marianne 59:26 we're late already 59:27 oh please Howard this is a big event 59:29 stand next to Richard by the fireplace 59:31 come on 59:32 everything to you is such a big event we 59:35 got a whole page in the family album 59:37 dedicated to Richard's first bowl of 59:39 oatmeal 59:39 everyone's not in the picture oh I see 59:46 spots all night long mom we really have 59:49 to get going 59:49 look here start the car we'll be right 59:51 out hi oh let me help you with it there 59:53 it goes oh no don't touch that Howard 59:55 that welcome to Jefferson eyes team 59:59 angel prom for your dancing pleasure 60:03 music by Billy Comstock and the cards 60:06 all nominees for prom queen should check 60:10 in with Miss full see under the chin bar 60:12 before 9:50 60:17 oh wow it is sweet of you to let Ritchie 60:19 take the car to pick up our linen is 60:23 something wrong with the patch they 60:25 always try and spike it Mary and you 60:27 have to stay one chomp ahead 60:31 well is it spiked no but even if it was 60:35 there wouldn't be a problem this punch 60:37 is awful Mary Howard put on your halo 60:42 Mary and I'm not gonna put on a halo and 60:45 walk around looking like the Good Fairy 60:50 well here we are 60:52 yeah well you're all right from oh 60:56 there's Richard oh boy I'm having fun 61:01 already oh so nice tonight ah gee 61:10 thank you mrs. Cunningham as if she 61:12 looked pretty Richard oh yeah yeah she 61:16 does 61:16 aren't you two gonna dance well maybe 61:21 after I get some punch I think I'll have 61:23 some punch too 61:29 you think they're gonna have any fun 61:30 tonight Howard well unless the posh cats 61:33 fight Marian 61:35 hey rich dearly why are you looking at 61:42 us that way 61:42 true love wins out huh 61:48 [Music] 61:51 posse were not here as dates we're here 61:54 as friends I just gave her lift all 61:56 right gotcha Karolina since you don't 62:01 have a date wanna dance 62:06 [Music] 62:09 all right 62:11 what's the punchbowl rich 62:14 [Music] 62:29 hey Doris I'm gonna go over and see I'll 62:32 tell you when you can go here we go 62:37 all right fines you came to the prom you 62:40 don't rub it in your funds boy say boy 62:44 you really boy what time you due back on 62:47 the wedding cake oh you don't like my 62:49 friends son why did I say that no no I 62:52 think they're free super cool fines I 62:55 know right well um we're gonna go over 62:59 and um get some punch 63:00 would you like some fuzzy when you're 63:04 over there why don't you bring me a side 63:05 order of lollipops too 63:09 what's that here Joanie's make out map 63:12 that Hot Lips McDonald sure gets around 63:14 everything's checked here but the 63:16 football field oh yes do you there's a 63:18 little star in the end zone that's 63:20 strange 63:21 there's no seats in the end zone Howard 63:28 [Music] 63:32 I'd say we're standing right there huh 63:37 so this must be the broom closet Jerry's 63:44 party 63:49 [Music] 63:56 [Applause] 63:59 [Music] 64:03 you haven't touched your punch in the 64:05 last seven dances thanks all that 64:07 dancing made me thirsty I wouldn't know 64:09 I haven't danced in hi rich hey Arlene 64:12 Posse said that you came here stag how 64:14 about a dance all right it was just 64:17 beautiful tonight 64:20 [Music] 64:25 at some punch 64:27 [Music] 64:39 there's a spike here 64:42 I said 64:44 Oh colic why don't you ask mrs. Frawley 64:46 to dance 64:47 Oh Mary chaperones are supposed to dance 64:49 Oh Oh it'll make her happy she hasn't 64:51 danced all night she's 72 years old she 64:57 probably hasn't danced since BJ Day 65:04 [Music] 65:09 hey mr. C Oh fuzzy the mrs. C is dancing 65:16 with Grandma Frawley huh where's your 65:20 date 65:20 oh she's in 65:24 [Music] 65:28 aeneas since we're just standing here 65:30 you want to do something what did you 65:34 have in mind 65:36 [Music] 65:52 [Music] 66:03 Oh mrs. Frawley you look like a young 66:05 girl dancing like that she's asleep Mary 66:12 [Music] 66:23 what would you like to dance let's dance 66:30 I'm gonna dance 66:34 I never did so much my whole life maybe 66:43 your dance with everybody in a place 66:44 except the janitor and me 66:45 well the janitor was busy sweeping and 66:47 you haven't asked me I don't like 66:48 standing you Molly 66:49 you act like you're jealous why should I 66:52 be jealous I'm not jealous you shouldn't 66:54 be you're the one who broke up I didn't 66:55 break up you're the one who broke up 66:56 remember you took your ring back what 66:58 about your ID bracelet still soaking I 67:00 was gonna give it back to you just as 67:01 soon as I get all the tarnish off I 67:02 think I'm gonna go ask the janitor to 67:04 dance well good good I'm sure the 67:06 janitor a love to dance with only okay 67:10 everybody let's settle down here a 67:12 little quiet please it's time to 67:14 announce Miss teen angel the winner and 67:21 her escort will rule over teen heaven 67:23 for the rest of the entire prom but 67:29 before I bring up miss teen angel the 67:31 principal asked me to tell you something 67:32 you're all expelled 67:36 yeah well moving right along I'd like to 67:39 introduce Miss Teen Angels 67:41 heavenly attendance the second runner up 67:43 second runner up is miss Carole risk of 67:49 [Applause] 67:54 very nice very nice 67:56 now I'll bring on Teen Angels first 67:59 runner-up and she is our lien holder 68:04 [Applause] 68:10 I've heard of sore losers but this 68:12 ridiculous and now without much further 68:20 ado the event you've all been waiting 68:22 for the crowning of Miss teen angel a 68:27 drumroll please 68:30 this year's Miss teen angel is sandy 68:36 Hauser 68:37 [Applause] 68:43 I crown thee miss teen angel now for her 68:54 escort hey Ralph I wouldn't do it if I 68:57 were you if you know what I mean I know 69:00 what you mean phones okay everybody now 69:03 the heavenly royalty will get in their 69:05 cloud and circle teen heaven everybody 69:08 got their angel dust it's great wishes 69:23 rags me and now she's teen angel I can't 69:24 win no he's kidding 69:26 touch that dust get that caught around 69:28 here toss it 69:31 okay 69:38 I wonder where Richard Arlena look you 69:42 just keep throwing your angel dust and 69:44 pretend to be Tinkerbell 69:48 [Applause] 70:00 and now Miss teen angel and her 70:03 runner-up will share a solo dance with 70:06 their escorts 70:07 [Music] 70:18 dan congratulations I see you two are 70:21 going steady again oh by the way Arlene 70:23 double congratulations you just won miss 70:26 runner-up I think they expect you two 70:29 kids to dance okay yeah don't worry 70:33 Richard I'll hold the room for you 70:35 after all I'm a chaperone ah that's why 70:37 I didn't wear my handle 70:43 oh I'm sorry but this spot is taken why 70:46 don't you try the whole Mack room it's 70:50 got four stars 70:53 [Music] 71:06 [Music] 71:14 [Applause] 71:16 [Music] 71:19 [Applause] 71:22 I'm gonna take this home for Joanie hmm 71:27 [Music] 71:29 what's a-matter Howard it's spiked I 71:32 wonder when they did that in any way it 71:37 tastes better 71:38 I think the prom was a great success 71:41 yeah it would have made more money if 71:44 they charged this mission to the broom 71:45 closet you know Howard you haven't asked 71:51 me to dance once tonight 71:53 Marian we're chaperone chaperones are 71:56 supposed to dance whether on duty 71:57 you're not on duty now may I have this 72:04 dance mrs. Cunningham 72:05 my pleasure mr. Kelly anything 72:16 you remember I from yeah you took me for 72:19 a wank you chased me around the oak tree 72:22 [Music] 72:24 there's no chaos a mess 72:26 okay you want to chase me around me come 72:30 on Marianne I'm too old and spread 72:32 around oak trees 72:32 [Music] 72:42 I see rosette okay what time do you have 72:47 to be home Mary 72:52 [Music] 72:59 hello sunshine 73:01 goodbye rain she's wearing on the change 73:07 [Music] 73:24 [Applause] 73:25 [Music] 73:49 [Music] 74:01 [Music] 74:16 [Music] 74:43 [Music] 75:15 [Applause] 75:17 which maybe we can set the world's 75:19 record for tying up a booth without 75:20 ordering so how much money just say had 75:25 73 cents and an airmail stamp that makes 75:30 a total assets one dollar and eleven 75:31 cents you know here we are two 75:34 able-bodied men with no money why cuz 75:37 we're lazy hey Ralph how's it going 75:40 terrific if you like eating leftovers 75:42 hey you guys shouldn't mess the table 75:44 like that well what's the matter you 75:46 used to do it yeah well you look at mess 75:47 in a different light when you got to 75:49 clean it so cool it you got a spill 75:51 spill in your clothes that's out of my 75:52 jurisdiction 75:55 hey rich I got an idea why don't we try 75:57 to make some money with a combo we're 75:59 not good nothing besides we haven't 76:01 played in months 76:02 rich it's rock and roll you don't have 76:03 to be good just loud we don't even have 76:06 a piano player since Jerri Cutler moved 76:07 away 76:09 Ralph plays the piano hey Ralph come 76:12 here come on guys I'm busy as a 76:13 one-armed paper hanger hey Ralph how'd 76:15 you like a chance at the big time huh I 76:17 mean excitement chicks movies 76:19 cross-country road tours I already got a 76:21 job now you see we need a piano player 76:24 for our group yeah well I don't want to 76:26 leave here Arnie says I got a future in 76:29 a couple of weeks I could work myself up 76:30 to french fries who knows someday 76:32 chicken in a basket I better move before 76:36 honey fires me 76:40 [Music] 76:48 what time's rehearsal guys 76:53 [Music] 77:14 well what do you think funds we can take 77:16 criticism well if I was Dick Clark of 77:19 giving 83 really yeah but I ain't Dick 77:24 Clark so for my single self I give you a 77:26 43 what do you think the problem is I 77:30 don't know I can't put my finger on it 77:33 hey play huh the drums play Alfie smash 77:43 my Ritchie you all right all together 78:02 now all right 78:03 one two one two three go 78:06 [Music] 78:09 Oh boys it's like ketchup in a banana 78:21 split 78:22 I mean separately all right 78:25 but together whoa oh hello Potsie come 78:32 on in 78:33 [Music] 78:34 $550 hi everybody 78:39 hey rich guess what I got the combo of 78:42 gig in a frat house that's terrific 78:44 Oh wonderful Howard the boys got a job 78:47 that's wonderful Richie I'm very happy 78:49 for you and I'd be twice as happy if I 78:51 could just roll doubles and get out of 78:52 jail tough luck dad 78:54 it wasn't easy but uh I got us 11 78:56 dollars and 25 cents each no kiddin I'll 78:59 give you 12 dollars to quit why we go 79:01 tell all the guys so long everybody 79:04 so long mr. C night I see you know 79:13 Howard 79:16 [Music] 79:30 [Music] 79:59 nobody's dancing who wants to dance to 80:02 the same number all night 80:06 [Music] 80:15 any requests guys and what are we gonna 80:22 do we only know one number hey will do 80:25 I'm all shook up that's the number then 80:27 we've been playing it all night yeah 80:28 only this time we'll do it with the 80:30 vocal I'm all shook up what do you think 80:39 okay okay let's get this place - a-one 80:42 two a-one two three and 80:46 [Music] 80:50 so what's wrong with me I'm in shock a 80:54 man on a fuzzy tree my friends say I'm 80:57 actin while is a dog I'm in love I'm all 81:01 shook up 81:03 [Music] 81:07 how well my hands are shaky and my knees 81:10 are weak I can't seem to stand on my own 81:12 two feet 81:13 do you think when you have such luck I'm 81:17 in love I'm all shook up but um it's 81:26 time 81:27 trying to speed my inside shakin like a 81:30 leaf on a tree there's only one cure 81:33 from this body of mine that's the hair 81:35 that girl that I knew so far no will she 81:37 touched my the world she like got her 81:40 lips up I come on Kayla that's hot 81:43 I'm proud to say she's my Buttercup in 81:46 love I'm all shook up 81:51 Hey 81:56 [Music] 81:59 oh I don't think we got him hoppin yeah 82:08 why don't you give your feet a little 82:10 rest when we take a little break 82:13 [Music] 82:20 dancing now of course we warmed them up 82:24 [Music] 82:28 already for this job 82:30 no what makes you say that half way 82:32 through one of our numbers the dog 82:33 unplugged my guitar rich I don't look 82:36 now but that chicks give me the eye come 82:41 on pop use your imagination she's a 82:42 college girl so what's that mean I can 82:45 pass for college guy you kid we'll just 82:48 watch my smoke 82:50 hi my name's Potsie Weber I'm a lead 82:54 singer and manager of the band and I 82:56 couldn't help notice you were staring 82:57 yes I was did you know you have a piece 83:01 of time on your tune excuse me I gotta 83:05 get back 83:08 how'd you do she's going steady I didn't 83:12 want to cut the guy out no what no we 83:21 didn't really need all this you know I 83:23 could have at least plotted when we 83:25 finished there's nobody left to applaud 83:27 they all walked out a half hour ago but 83:29 they were walking out with the beat yeah 83:31 yeah I got a hole what do we get paid 83:33 yeah let's get the money before they 83:35 change their minds Hey look you guys go 83:37 ahead I'll get the money and we'll divvy 83:38 it up tomorrow okay 83:40 well I guess I'd be okay but let Ritchie 83:43 hold the money 83:44 you hear that Ritchie don't let him 83:45 touch it see you patty 83:48 rich are gonna talk to you to close the 83:53 deal I had to make compromises like what 83:55 like I'll tell you while we're sweeping 83:57 up wasn't so bad no while you were at it 84:03 why didn't you volunteer to do the 84:04 windows oh they wanted us to do the 84:06 windows but I said no dice we play music 84:08 and sweep floor but that's it you drive 84:10 a hard bargain okay I better see I must 84:18 be crazy to play cards like this are you 84:21 kidding I did everything on that I fold 84:25 see I told you to win yeah it's not 84:29 every day I win the ante what do you 84:32 want 84:33 Oh our money we finish sweeping the 84:35 floor oh yeah what do I owe you guys 40 84:38 bucks 84:39 45 yeah you know something you got a 84:47 really good eye for poker you know that 84:48 kid 84:49 hey thanks we played all the time oh 84:51 yeah 84:53 ah listen I I happen to be about four 84:56 dollars short here but look I'll tell 84:58 you what why don't I pay in chips here 85:00 you can sit in a hand or two and maybe 85:02 double your money what do you say hey I 85:04 think I got four dollars accident why 85:09 don't you stack your chips or something 85:11 well you boys in or out 85:14 no I don't think we should play oh 85:16 you'll have to choose my friend he 85:18 doesn't even watch field go huh I mean 85:22 it's two bucks apiece it's no big deal I 85:24 guess I wouldn't hurt just to play one 85:26 hand yeah one hand or two hands I mean 85:29 but the important thing is to make him 85:30 think you know all about poker it's 85:32 called bluffing 85:33 come on okay you can go you're out he's 85:39 in here's your money 85:47 chips for dollars and chips let's play 85:50 poker okay deal a man weep no that's 85:53 read em and weep oh yeah 85:56 say Murph could I talk a minute in 85:59 private 85:59 sure hey animal why'd you talk to the 86:03 kids for a while okay hey yeah maybe you 86:08 guys then you guys heard of me 86:10 Rodney Lane varsity football 86:15 gambling with a couple of kids it's not 86:17 gambling I'm gonna use the mark deck and 86:19 I'm gonna get back every cent I pay them 86:21 that's stealing 86:22 listen taking money for the way their 86:24 band played that's stealing yeah you 86:29 guys don't follow sports okay let's play 86:33 okay we're ready you guys sure you know 86:36 how to play oh sure sure I play cards 86:39 all the time whenever I used to play in 86:41 summer camp I used to win all the beans 86:46 seven-card high-low let's play poker on 86:54 all the beans 86:57 bad now man oh you said you'd help pay 87:01 stamps until she got home yeah that was 87:03 three books ago oh we just need 800 87:07 books for this television hi-fi council 87:09 how close are we only need about 768 87:13 more time you saved me your favorite 87:16 shows will be off the air there they are 87:20 hi hi mister mrs. C Ritchie ROTC we 87:24 expected you about an hour ago 87:26 yeah well we hung around and won $50 in 87:31 a poker game yeah yeah we won $50 you 87:35 won $50 in a poker game but you you know 87:38 I don't like your playing cards 87:40 you won did you hear that Mary Ann they 87:42 won I heard I think you should punish 87:44 him 87:45 my son won $50 in his first poker game 87:48 oh he's a chip off the old block Mary 87:51 you sort of lost the last hand though oh 87:54 how much everything including the money 87:57 that we earned now you mean to tell me 88:18 that you won every hand up until the 88:20 last pot and then you lost it all and 88:23 just before the last deal a card was 88:26 ripped so they put in a new deck exactly 88:28 it's like you were there I was many 88:31 times you guys were taken in by the 88:34 Hoboken hustle boy rich are we dumb 88:36 taking him by the old Hoboken hustle 88:38 Richard you not only lost your money you 88:41 lost money that didn't even belong to 88:42 you oh well I guess you want to have a 88:48 father/son talk so I'll be taking off 88:50 see ya 88:54 take it in by the old Hoboken hustle how 89:01 did you know about this Hoboken hustle 89:04 thing well you see Richard word it 89:07 doesn't have to no no what 89:09 why not he's old enough you see it one 89:12 day your father was a pretty good poker 89:14 player what do you mean pretty good they 89:17 didn't call me chips Cunningham for 89:18 nothing nobody ever called you chips 89:22 Howard they did so okay if you say so 89:27 I mean chips you mean you were really a 89:32 good card player 89:35 Marian bring me a deck of cards I'm 89:39 gonna show you a couple of reasons why 89:40 they called me chips cutting game give 89:44 the cards dear I've lost the old touch 90:01 watch this one cut the deck but don't 90:05 show me your card 90:12 now what I don't know is mr. candlestick 90:17 maker be told made Larry one dear old 90:25 maid beats mr. candlestick Richard I'm 90:29 going up and get dressed then you and I 90:30 are going over to the frat house and I'm 90:32 gonna win your money back but not with 90:35 that day okay I'm in oh yeah all right 90:47 Roscoe soon any raises you won 90:50 hey go into the door Winnie animal it's 91:03 the kid we fleece tonight and he's with 91:05 some old guy stolen hi yeah hi again 91:11 welcome to the zeniff eye house I'm Lea 91:14 varsity football you mind if we talk to 91:17 you for a couple of minutes well sure we 91:20 ain't do nothin come on in thank you 91:22 yeah we're gonna talk I'm little Richie 91:34 Cunningham spawn mr. Cunningham it's a 91:38 pleasure to meet you what can we do for 91:39 you well I'll tell you my son Richard he 91:42 came home without the money that you 91:44 were supposed to give him oh we uh we 91:46 paid him yeah but he lost the playing 91:48 cards Oh Richard you didn't tell me that 91:51 dad all right we'll talk about it later 91:54 chief fellas huh I'm terribly sorry I 91:56 thought for a minute you pulled a fast 91:58 one no but if he lost at playing cards 92:01 well then it's lost yeah sometimes Lady 92:03 Luck just isn't smiling on you oh I know 92:05 exactly what you mean I play little 92:07 cards myself you can't keep me away from 92:10 bridge night at the church 92:12 right yeah well uh listen I guess she'll 92:15 be going now mr. Cunningham I guess you 92:17 could say that conjurer in my blood uh 92:20 do you ever play poker 92:22 I taught Richard everything he knows no 92:29 kidding 92:30 ah you know what we were just gonna uh 92:33 we were just gonna get up a little 92:35 friendly little game here would you look 92:38 at that carts and chips and everything 92:40 yeah why don't you just have a seat 92:42 thank you hey yeah you can follow sport 92:46 oh yeah sure oh look I bent a card 92:51 oh you ruin the deck gee I hope you've 92:54 got another deck just happen to have one 92:55 right here this must be my lucky night 92:59 all right all right how about a little 7 93:01 card high-low let's play poker okay Andy 93:08 hi Lois 93:09 oh I'm just gonna watch my dad watch dad 93:12 win eight ten seven the idea was to win 93:24 the money back cash in for a chat Brian 93:28 what are you doing I thought you were 93:29 gonna let him win and then take him in 93:30 the big pot he should have won every 93:32 hand he's worse than his kid 93:34 hey mr. Cunningham the cards are getting 93:36 cold Oh 93:41 you guys are just too hot for me hey 93:44 again both win big listen you know it's 93:47 almost dawn why don't we speed things up 93:49 a little bit and races stakes huh yeah 93:52 why don't we uh why don't we double them 93:54 why don't we trip alone just for fun 93:58 well why don't we say no limit oh well I 94:01 don't know all right and I'll tell you 94:05 what instead of using these cards why 94:07 don't we use these Hey 94:12 he carries cards do you know I just 94:22 remembered we have to get up early 94:24 tomorrow we got early classics you got 94:26 an early class tomorrow why don't we all 94:30 get up early tomorrow morning huh we can 94:32 meet at the dean's office and I can show 94:34 those funny little cards ears I meant 94:39 yeah all right gentlemen the name of the 94:42 game is five-card draw jacks or better 94:43 to open and may the best man win 94:54 where's Dan Richie 94:56 they had an errand to run 95:01 good party where you Jody they were out 95:04 all night you gonna grab me Mom daddies 95:07 are allowed to stay honest ladies it was 95:08 good daddy's better not make a habit of 95:11 it what happened 95:14 oh well dad won all my money back not 95:17 your money it's my money what money you 95:19 can keep it though because you got to 95:21 pay off your debts but you and pots 95:23 you're gonna have to work a couple of 95:24 weekends in the store huh 95:25 what guess it's none of your business 95:27 Johnny I'm a family saying you know it's 95:32 getting late why don't you go to bed I 95:33 just woke up well in that case you stay 95:37 up and I'll go to bed you can't go to 95:39 bed today's junior chipmunk 95:41 father-daughter outing Oh Marian can't 95:44 you go oh great the only ventolin is the 95:47 prettiest father I can take he's worse 95:51 than mom besides at the brother/sister 95:54 outing all he tried to do was make out 95:55 with a senior chipmunk good want to 95:59 bother with a bunch of Tom boys with 96:01 over by 96:09 [Music] 96:25 yeah okay what are we having for dinner 96:28 huh it's a recipe for my junior 96:30 chipmunks book what's in the soup Joanie 96:44 Howard I just want to know what we're 96:48 eating Marian its bark soup the recipe 96:51 says use birch but I couldn't find me so 96:53 I use willow Joanie what do you say we 97:06 all go out get some nice cheeseburgers 97:08 french fries and milkshakes oh that's a 97:14 good idea dad 97:17 and it's just terrific soup vegetable 97:22 [Music] 97:23 [Applause] 97:24 [Music] 97:34 hello sunshine 97:36 goodbye rain she's waiting on a change 97:42 [Music] 97:59 [Applause] 97:59 [Music] 98:11 [Music] 98:18 [Music] 98:46 [Music] 99:18 [Music] 99:25 [Music] 99:49 two burgers one dog one Mull tree cherry 99:52 cola one line fries I'll be a buck fifty 99:59 go buy yourself a banana 100:03 [Music] 100:11 oh yeah pottsy wears down their rich you 100:18 look nice all dressed up 100:19 well the French club had their picture 100:21 taken for the yearbook see you lose Klum 100:26 I took a year that's very good 100:29 [Music] 100:32 please great great that makes 17 one 100:36 more than retire Madison treasure 100:38 have you seen cots around uh yeah he's 100:41 in the pool really yeah which one to 100:52 climb in one morn we tie the record I 100:54 don't think so well come on we just need 100:57 one more 100:58 why don't you do it then me I'm the 101:00 official counter cook come on rich 101:02 please come on I don't know sure to get 101:06 our picture in the school newspaper 101:07 maybe even Life magazine all right 101:10 I'm too dressed up to fool around I got 101:12 my good clothes on so you look great 101:14 right magazine come on it'll be a blast 101:18 [Music] 101:19 I'll do 101:39 oh hey rich guess what I got a date with 101:42 Susan Devon so so I'm the first guy she 101:46 ever went out with it wasn't on varsity 101:47 oh I'm happy for you would you mind 101:50 moving your head you're bending my pad 101:52 class she said she'd go to rouse costume 101:55 party with me but she's got this cousin 101:57 and I don't go on blind dates anymore 102:00 come on Ritchie owe me a favor for what 102:02 some member you got how about that data 102:05 got you with Mary Ellen whiskey that's 102:07 why I don't go on blind dates anymore 102:08 come on rich that's important be a buddy 102:12 she good-looking I heard she's a lot of 102:14 fun she's bad she's got a great 102:17 personality 102:17 she's bad with glasses 102:20 to tell you the truth rich I've never 102:22 seen it 102:23 aha but I'll make sure you get to see 102:26 you before the party okay and if I don't 102:28 like her the dates off okay but I just 102:29 bought you Sona it doesn't make any 102:32 difference what's the world coming to 102:34 when you can't bribe your best friend 102:45 Howard would you mind if I teamed up 102:48 with Harry mal for our bridge game why 102:51 don't you want to be my apartment 102:53 well Hayes and I were talking and we 102:55 decided that husband-and-wife teams just 102:57 argue too much oh now that's ridiculous 102:59 Mary Ann I don't argue I make 103:01 suggestions make them very loud 103:06 we're not fighting we're having a 103:07 discussion your father disgust is loud 103:09 too 103:10 all right Mary Ann I promise I won't 103:12 make any more love suggestions now then 103:17 will you please stay is my apartment 103:19 all right dad when you guys played he 103:27 usually goes straight through or take a 103:28 lot of breaks I usually play straight 103:30 through Norway 103:30 I was just wondering he's afraid you're 103:33 gonna raid the party oh well don't worry 103:35 Ritchie 103:35 I'm going there to play bridge not to 103:37 rain the party how can we rated mine 103:39 that's because blimpy the clown was 103:42 jumping all over the furniture he was 103:44 making us laugh okay I didn't I do what 103:50 are you gonna wear to Ralph's costume 103:52 party I haven't decided yet how about 103:54 something like Donald Duck 103:59 what's wrong with Donald ugh mom it's 104:02 hard necking with a beak yeah that's not 104:05 the reason it is so they do lot of 104:07 kissing at those parties there's nothing 104:09 wrong with a little harmless kissing 104:11 just lacus things there is I was Jeff's 104:13 lacus hoo boy tried to kiss me once why 104:16 I smashed him in a no good for you dear 104:25 [Music] 104:34 Oh Ritchie nut in bad shape you got 104:38 thirty-three thousand only fifty 104:39 thousand more for a free game yeah but 104:41 this is my last ball hit the ball oh 104:45 yeah but if I lose this ball blow the 104:47 whole game hit the ball 105:06 it's a free game goodness gracious me 105:09 how'd you ever managed that 105:11 that's great Fonzie thanks you rich you 105:17 got something to tell you I can't talk 105:19 now I just got a free game three game 105:21 that's kid stuff I got something 105:22 important to tell you what do you want 105:24 well I couldn't get hold of Phyllis but 105:26 I got a picture of her for you 105:28 [Music] 105:33 hahaha she looks just like Jayne 105:36 Mansfield whoa it is Jayne Mansfield it 105:41 came with the wallet right here that's 105:43 sure oh I can't tell what she looks like 105:46 half of her face is in the shade rich 105:48 it's a face the half in the shade looks 105:51 like the other half except it's on the 105:52 other side use your imagination all 105:57 right I guess she's pretty I'll take her 105:59 great you look I'll go pick up both 106:01 costumes and I'll pick you up at 7:00 106:02 okay see you later right hot yeah all 106:06 set for a little dress-up party Richie 106:07 yeah I guess so were you taking 106:10 well Potsie set me up with Susan 106:11 Denton's cousin you don't know a blind 106:13 date 106:14 oh no I wouldn't go on a blind date is 106:18 she good-looking Phyllis well she's kind 106:21 of hard to describe she's very dark very 106:24 mysterious but all you need is one quick 106:26 glimpse of her and that bad huh 106:32 [Music] 106:39 that must be pop seen Richie come in 106:43 Susan I'm hot see in here alright we'll 106:47 be down in a second 106:56 finished sure I'm Susan I'm Richie 107:00 Cunningham and this is my cousin Phyllis 107:02 hi hi 107:08 I'll get my flats 107:10 [Music] 107:19 [Applause] 107:20 Oh 107:23 [Music] 107:39 [Music] 107:47 rich I really think you're overreacting 107:49 to this huh I mean look at it this way 107:51 yeah Jane Russell's tall right would you 107:54 turn on a date with Jane Russell no get 107:56 me a date with Jane Rose at least you 107:59 still got your sense of humor 108:00 I either sponson come on hey isn't it 108:07 great I never thought funds would come 108:08 well she in the jungle here wanted to 108:11 wear around for me where else was I 108:12 gonna take a dress like that the zoo 108:15 couldn't you get a costume plus I'm 108:18 wearing a costume I'm Marlon Brando 108:21 but that's what you wear every day hey I 108:23 just said I was Brando I put a little 108:26 tear in my t-shirt 108:32 I bid three diamonds oh that's what I 108:46 was gonna bid why don't you switch 108:48 chairs with Harry and then you can play 108:50 diamonds with hazel can you do that it's 108:56 big Marion well I don't know what I can 108:58 bet I've only got two spades and three 109:00 hearts and all the redzone just tell us 109:02 what's in your hand I'm sorry now try to 109:06 be patient Howard I am patient now will 109:09 you please bid uh three hearts three 109:15 spades it is just a game Howard 109:25 [Music] 109:38 well I'll get us some punch that'd be 109:41 nice 109:45 [Music] 109:48 hey rich she seems like a nice girl you 109:51 know but uh I bet you don't see eye to 109:54 eye on anything 109:55 [Music] 110:01 so you go thank you 110:08 would that be better I mean that that 110:11 would be fine 110:17 [Music] 110:20 uh wouldn't you like to sit over here oh 110:23 no no I always sit on the other it's 110:28 funny a lot of guys I go out with seem 110:31 to do that I suppose I could sit over 110:35 there 110:37 [Music] 110:46 very pretty eyes and you have a very 110:54 straight part 111:00 [Music] 111:04 can I ask a question yes Marianne just 111:07 as long as you don't tell us what's in 111:09 your hand okay uh let's say that you're 111:11 sitting in say the second position and 111:14 you have well let's say a short suit 111:16 like to one of which is a big one you 111:19 know like for instance a king and the 111:20 other one is a little one 111:22 you know let's say five or six and the 111:25 dummy has something like a queen which 111:27 can take your little one but not your 111:29 big one which one do you play a king 111:34 where 111:42 [Music] 111:59 so you think you may eventually want to 112:01 become a nurse huh I'm not sure I just 112:05 know I'd like to do something where I 112:07 can help people 112:08 oh that's always nice and helping people 112:10 yeah well you know those two have been 112:16 going together for a long time what 112:20 would you like to do Richie me I'm 112:23 adding a terrific time just sitting here 112:24 talking Phyllis I know no I meant after 112:27 you get out of college oh oh well I 112:30 guess guess I want to go to law school 112:33 try and be a lawyer that's nice you know 112:42 actually I believe they're engaged I 112:44 want you to know I usually don't knock 112:47 on the first date 113:00 it's your turn Marion Howard I just 113:03 don't know what to play play anything it 113:05 doesn't matter it's only a game what you 113:09 said to play anything no but I never 113:12 dreamed it I'm sorry 113:16 it's all right Marion it's only a game 113:19 that we're losing haven't heard a sound 113:23 from downstairs in 20 minutes Harry go 113:26 downstairs just to make sure 113:27 everything's all right I'll go hazel oh 113:31 no I couldn't ask you to do that Howard 113:33 it would be too much trouble it's a lot 113:35 less trouble and watching Mary and play 113:37 this hand Oh 113:42 [Music] 113:53 an Indian no no it's an eagle now this 113:57 is an Indy don't let me interrupt 114:04 hey what are you doing down here don't 114:06 worry Richard I'm not gonna turn the 114:07 lights on I I just wanted to come down 114:09 and see how the party was going well 114:11 everything's fine 114:12 and it's light how can you tell here dad 114:15 yeah I'd like you to meet my date 114:18 Phyllis pleased to meet you fellas 114:22 you're very lovely in that costume thank 114:26 you 114:28 why don't we go get some punch dad hey 114:30 fine I'll be right back 114:32 I'll be here excuses it's all one is 114:37 mushy yeah we look sort of like Snow 114:39 White in one dwarf seems like a very 114:42 nice girl but it's so strange looking at 114:44 better all the time Richard there never 114:46 was a law that said that a man had to be 114:48 taller than a woman if there was I 114:50 wouldn't be married to your mother 114:52 I know dad but somehow it just seems 114:54 more natural for the guy to be taller 114:56 than the girl physical size doesn't mean 114:58 anything people are as big as they are 115:01 inside believe me look do I seem short 115:04 to you yeah dad you do well I've gotta 115:11 get back upstairs and see how badly your 115:13 mother and I are losing 115:22 [Music] 115:26 a mr. C I just want you to know that 115:30 I've got everything under control down 115:31 here you see I'm a sort of a chaperone 115:34 and Sheena of the jungle here is a coach 115:39 a pro kosher bro huh yeah so I don't 115:43 want you to worry about anything well 115:45 with you a chaperone Fozzie why should I 115:47 worry 115:48 all right everybody ready for strip 115:51 poker 115:59 okay party's over my folks said 116:01 everyone's got to be out of here by 116:03 12:00 hey Patsy 116:05 huh what are you in Susan doing now I 116:07 thought we'd go for a drive a drive what 116:10 for so we can run out of gas Oh bush 116:12 league bush why don't you come up to the 116:14 lake with us 116:15 if a girl won't Nick there and running 116:18 out of gas ain't gonna help okay I'll go 116:20 get rich good 116:22 hey rich let's going up to the lake with 116:24 Ralph No things just aren't working out 116:27 oh yeah I understand how it is with you 116:29 little fellas that's not funny Patsy oh 116:32 I'm sorry rich here take my car I'll go 116:35 with Ralph alright okay we're ready 116:39 heydo we're going up to the lake Susan 116:41 see you later bitch are we going to the 116:44 lake critique uh no but I got a better 116:49 idea 116:51 [Music] 116:58 you see that that's the farmhouse for 117:01 the town's first mayor was born and 117:03 these are the woods where as goes to 117:05 supposed to live it's really nice of you 117:07 to show me these things Richie I figure 117:10 since you came all the way from another 117:11 County you ought to see something more 117:12 than just the town can probably just the 117:17 muffler know what I don't believe it 117:24 what is it there's no gas you mean you 117:28 ran out of gas well listen up I know 117:32 what you're thinking but I promise you 117:34 that I didn't plan this really really 117:36 don't worry I believe you 117:41 maybe Patsy's parents keep an extra can 117:44 of gas in the trunk 117:48 [Music] 118:11 [Music] 118:13 Fonzie am I glad to see you it's a good 118:15 thing that me and scheana are out ghost 118:17 hunting treat a little knave what are 118:21 you doing with that can watering silver 118:23 bells and cockleshells 118:24 we ran out of gas do you think you could 118:27 give me a lift to a station where I'm 118:29 gonna put you on a handle boss well 118:31 maybe you could give us some of your gas 118:32 hey give me a day huh give me a dagger 118:37 oh yeah well I found a half a blade but 118:48 I think I can give you a couple of 118:49 trucks oh thanks all right hey what am I 118:52 gonna do a leave you stranded here 118:53 dressed like that in the woods 118:54 I might get beat up at tough health the 119:07 spouse too big I have an idea 119:20 it's gonna work I'm sorry about all the 119:26 trouble but death I really had a nice 119:28 time tonight yeah it was fun 119:31 last time I was here Susan sticks me up 119:33 with some basketball player six foot two 119:37 inches a solid dull 119:39 you think you might be coming back again 119:40 sometime I might come visit this summer 119:42 oh if you do would you like to go out 119:46 again I promise I won't run out of gas 119:48 this time sure I'd love to really but I 119:53 guess I'll see you there 119:54 [Music] 120:00 did you forget something 120:02 [Music] 120:09 would you mind if we tweeted places 120:10 [Music] 120:41 Ritchie it might a secret can I have a 120:43 nickel what's the secret 120:45 no the nickel first all right here's 120:49 your nickel 120:51 what's secret you got home at two 120:53 o'clock last night that's no secret 120:55 it is the dad you're cruisin for a 120:58 bruisin kid yeah you'd have to catch me 121:01 first 121:08 morning Richard 121:09 morning dad how was your date last night 121:12 fine we got along just great hmm even 121:16 considering her height 121:17 well sure Debbie we're mature adults wow 121:20 that explains it 121:21 explains what why mr. mature adult until 121:25 two o'clock in the morning 121:27 Jony told you I gave her a nickel not to 121:34 tell well there you have it huh I gave 121:37 her a dime 121:39 [Music] 122:03 hello sunshine 122:05 goodbye rain on the change 122:10 [Music] 122:37 you Engels (automatisch gegen80955