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Xiao Wei
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Xiao Wei
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Ayo kita makan dulu
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Baiklah
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Aku kesana
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Selamat tinggal
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Hati hati ya
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Budha yang pengasih
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Berilah berkah pada Xiao Wei
bertumbuh dalam kedamaian
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Waktunya makan makan...
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Xiao Wei
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Duduklah
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Dengar
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Hari ini ulang tahunmu
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Tebak hadiah apa yang kusiapkan untukmu
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aku tak tahu
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wah bagus sekali Bu
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Terima kasih Ibu
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Wow aku punya hadiah ulang tahun
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Ah ada makanan lain
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Ibu akan ambil sebentar
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Ada Tsunami
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Ada Tsunami
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Cepat ! Lari !
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Xiao Wei
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Xiao Wei
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Tolong
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Lari! Lari!
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Tolong
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Ada Tsunami datang
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Xiao Wei
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Xiao Wei
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Xiao Wei
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Wow
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Aku datang lagi
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Apa kamu kangen aku?
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Jika ada bahaya panggil aku si Biksu Gembel
Tak sampai semenit pasti datang
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Masuklah ke dalam dan cepat sembunyi
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Terima kasih Biksu Suci
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Dasar kau Pendekar Kucing Kaki tiga
(wkwkwkwk namanya lucu)
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Terimalah ingusku ini
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Kau tahu ini tempat bermainku
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Beraninya kau kesini bikin masalah
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Apa kau baru makan anak kucing? Dasar siluman Kuyang
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Aku ini siluman Yu Hang
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Siluman Kuyang tetaplah Siluman kuyang
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Aku ini siluman Yu Hang
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Sudah kubilang berkali kali
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Apa kau lupa?
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Siluman Kuyang, Siluman Kuyang
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bukan Kuyang, Bukan Kuyang
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Baiklah baiklah
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Akan kuselesaikan permainan ini
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akan kubuatkan batu nisan untukmu
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Lalu kutulis "SILUMAN YU HANG" diatasnya
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Apa kau suka?
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Sebaiknya kau buat batu nisan untukmu sendiri dan orang desa ini
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hari ini akan kusapu desa ini
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Kenapa kau emosian banget hari ini?
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Lihatlah apa yang mereka lakukan pada sungai ini
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Kencing, Pup, dan buang sampah sembarangan
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kenapa aku harus baik pada mereka
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Ah, kau benar ★★★★★
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Sungai ini baunya busuk
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Ah
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Lebih bau daripada ketiak ku
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Hei
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yang mereka lakukan memang salah
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tapi kau tak boleh berbuat seperti pada mereka
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membunuh mereka dengan gelombang air
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tak bisakah diselesaikan baik baik?
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Aku tak peduli
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Akan kulampiaskan emosiku hari ini
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Kau pernah pakai jurus itu beberapa tahun lalu
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Masih memaksakan diri memakai jurus itu lagi
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Apa kau tak punya jurus lain?
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Baik
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Akan kutunjukkan jurus baruku
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Aku berlatih jurus ini selama tiga tahun
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Tak akan semudah itu selama masih ada aku
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Hum
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Ah
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Dasar kau siluman jelek
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Hei dimana kau?
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Aku diatasmu
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Jurus tapak louhan
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Sial. jurus ini lagi
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Kau tidak kreatif. masih pakai jurus lama
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Huh. Bilang aku tidak kreatif
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Kenapa harus pakai jurus baru kalau melawan siluman rendahan sepertimu
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Yang paling penting adalah...
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Penonton disini menyukainya
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Banyak anak menyukai jurus ini
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Jadi ingat. ini bukanlah tempatmu
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Jangan bikin masalah lagi
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biksu gembel...
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jangan senang dulu
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Aku datang hari ini...
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hanya mengujimu untuk bosku
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tunggulah hingga bosku reinkarnasi
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menguasai dunia
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seluruh dunia milik kami
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Sudah kubilang berkali kali
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kita harus menjaga lingkungan dan mencintai alam
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tapi kalian tak pernah mendengarkan
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kali ini datang masalah
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aku sibuk tiap hari mengurusi masalah lain
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dan tak selalu bisa menyelamatkan kalian
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Apa kau tahu?
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Kau bohong
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Biksu ini bohong
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aku bohong soal apa?
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akan kubongkar kedokmu
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katakan. katakan. katakanlah
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Biksu gembel ini....
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tidak sibuk mengurusi masalah lain
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Dia....
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Tidur sepanjang waktu
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bagaiman kau tahu?
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jika dia bisa datang lebih awal
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tak akan seperti ini jadinya
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benar kan?
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lihatlah cucianku yang sudah kering
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jadi basah semua
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Aku kacau
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aku hampir menang taruhan tadi
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Kau harus ganti rugi
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Aku datang minta bantuan sampai suaraku rusak seperti harimau
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gimana sebenarnya kerjamu kurang beres
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Kalian lihat ini
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ikan asinku jadi mati
(wkwkwk ngakak)
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ganti rugi ikan asinku
(wahahaaha emak2 super)
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Cepat ganti rugi
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ganti rugi ikan asinku
(wkwkwk masih ngeyel)
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dengar. kami sudah turun temurun
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pergi ke kuilmu memberi sesaji, berdoa, dan memberi minyak tiap saat
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kau bahkan tak bisa mencegah siluman air itu datang. dasar biksu gembel
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Oh ya
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Kau tak bisa mencegah masalah masalah kecil
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tunggu
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Tuan...
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siapa kau ini
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ini aku
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dengar baik baik
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aku Sim Liang. biksu kuil Hong Yuan
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aku kebetulan lewat mempromosikan kuil ku
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Situasinya cukup rumit ya
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Tapi jangan khawatir
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Tujuan sekte kami adalah
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untuk mencegah masalah besar maupun kecil di masyarakat
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Kerugian yang kalian derita kali ini
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akan kuganti 2 kali lipat. ok?
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Bagus
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Kau ini bicara tak masuk akal
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bagaimana mereka bisa belajar dari ini
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tentu saja
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banyak kamar tersedia di kuil kami
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tiap kamar menghadap selatan utara
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dilengkapi kasur dan bantal
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makanan nya sedikit kurang enak. tapi...
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delapan bahan hidangan dalam satu sup
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tapi tersedia buah setelah makan
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Bagaimana?
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itu bagus
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sangat bagus
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Kenapa?
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Kenapa masih berdiri disini, bodoh?
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kalian semua bisa tinggal di kuil kami
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Tunggu apa lagi
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Cepat berangakat
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Ya ya...
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Bagaimana denganku
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Apa yang harus kulakukan?
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Jangan pergi !
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kuil kami juga sangat bagus
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Jangan pergi donk!
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Benar benar...
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- kalian ini...
- Biksu suci
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Makasih untuk bantuannya, biksu suci
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Ah bukan apa apa
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apa kau baik baik saja, adik kecil?
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Aku baik baik saja
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tapi hadiah dari ibuku rusak
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kami juga kehilangan rumah juga
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Biksu suci
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kalau kau datang lebih awal
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aku dan Xiao Wei tidak akan jadi gelandangan
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Ayo
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Sim Liang itu...
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aku punya kipas dia juga punya kipas
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Pasti ada sesuatu dibalik ini
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Hemmm
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Manual translate by
___(MangewuAe)___
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Manual translate by
___(MangewuAe)___
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Subtitle ini bebas dari iklan dan kampanye politik hehehe
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add my FB : Mangewu Ae
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Follow my instagram : @mangewu_ae
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Terima kasih udah menggunakan sub manual dari saya.... salam gembel hehehe
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Terima kasih udah menggunakan sub manual ini.... salam gembel hehehe...
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Terima kasih udah menggunakan sub manual ini.... salam gembel hehehe...
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^_^
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^_^
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^_^
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___(Mangewu Ae)___
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___(Mangewu Ae)___
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Biksu Sim Liang
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Aku mengelola rumah judi
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akhir akhir ini bisnisku kurang bagus
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Bisakah kau membuat semua orang...
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Berjudi ditempatku tiap hari?
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Ada pepatah
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"Judi kecil bisa menyenangkan"
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"Judi besar...."
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"Pengembangan usaha"
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dan tentu saja
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hal menguntungkan seperti ini...
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akan ku dukung anda selalu
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Jangan khawatir
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mereka akan kalah banyak
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Terima kasih biksu
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Kuil ini sangat makmur
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dibandingkan kuil ku....
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perbedaannya sangat jauh
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Biksu disini
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Biksu....
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Biksu....
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kumohon padamu
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tolong bantu aku
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biksu
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Panen opium ku sangat buruk
(opium : sejenis ganja)
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Tolonglah berikan cuaca yang bagus
(opium : sejenis ganja)
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Biksu
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umur ayahku 90 tahun lebih
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kenapa dia belum mati juga
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kumohon biksu.
doakan dia mati lebih cepat
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agar aku cepat dapat warisan
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agar aku cepat dapat warisan! haha
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kumohon berilah cuaca yang bagus biksu
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Baiklah baiklah...
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semua dengarkan aku
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semua doa kalian
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sangat indah
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selama kalian berdoa sungguh sungguh
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Dewa akan menjawab semua doa dan semua permintaan akan terkabul
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semua permintaan bodoh itu akan dikabulkan
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Jelas sekali ini cuma akal akalan
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Hidup Hong Yuan !
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wahai dewa bumi
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dewa bumi, aku mencarimu. keluarlah segera
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dewa bumi
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Kau ini
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Ya
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kenapa sekarang datang padaku?
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kenapa kau sangat misterius.
255
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ini hal (barang) bagus
256
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dihisap sedikit
257
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bikin awet muda
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dihirup
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Hilang sakit kepala
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ini dari Siam(thailand)
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cobalah
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ini mirip bau ganja. nanti kau bisa teler. buanglah.
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Tenangkan dirimu
264
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Aku mau tanya sesuatu
265
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,250
Apa latar belakang kuil Hong Yuan itu?
266
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Kuil Hong Yuan sangat mantab
267
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mereka sudah buka 300 cabang hanya dalam 3 tahun
268
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sangat populer
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dan kudengar
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Untuk bergabung kau harus membayar 3000 Liang
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Apa? 3000 Liang itu mahal sekali
272
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jelas sekali itu tempat penipuan
273
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Terus. bagaimana dengan Sim Liang
274
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Hei
275
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cepat jawab aku
276
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jawab apa
277
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Sim Liang
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Liang apa??
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Ah sudahlah
280
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Pengumuman!!
281
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Sini. sini lihat.
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Pengumuman
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waah
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ini buruk
285
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apa yang buruk?
286
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aku tidak bisa baca
(wkwkwk buta huruf)
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sini kulihat
288
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,625
Kaisar telah wafat
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Tidak mungkin
290
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kenapa tiba tiba wafat
291
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Pengumuman lagi !!!
292
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berikan padaku. berikan padaku.
293
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,708
kenapa kau ambil kalau kau buta huruf
294
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aku ambilkan agar bisa kau bacakan
295
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oh. terima kasih
296
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,417
Kaisar muda telah dilantik
297
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bagaimana bisa semua terjadi bersamaan
298
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ini tidak akan berhasil
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aku butuh tubuh asliku kembali
300
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:04,083
Pergi ke kahyangan untuk cari tahu yang terjadi
301
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Sampai jumpa
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00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,250
- satu lagi
- hei
303
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tunggu sebentar
304
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hanya ada satu tubuh asli
305
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telah kupakai dan sudah hilang
306
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kalau begitu aku pinjam tubuhmu
307
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,958
ㅇㅈㄱ든ㄷ귿ㄱㅊㅂㅌㄱㅈ그븾브ㅢㅅ븍ㅈ
(ngomong bahasa thailand)
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00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,708
ㅇㅈㄱ든ㄷ귿ㄱㅊㅂㅌㄱㅈ그븾브ㅢㅅ븍ㅈ
(ngomong bahasa thailand)
309
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,250
kenapa tiba tiba bicara bahasa asing
310
00:15:36,917 --> 00:15:38,042
Hei
311
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:41,958
Bangun
312
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,667
waktunya makan
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mana??
314
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:48,125
tunggu aku
315
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,292
dasar kau babi gendut
316
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,333
Hei. Biksu Gembel
317
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,750
Lama tidak bertemu
318
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,042
Lama tidak bertemu
319
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Aku merindukanmu
320
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,833
Kau ini nekat sekali
321
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:57,958
beraninya malas malasan
322
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,792
ini bukan salahku
323
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aku 100 tahun menunggu gerbang ini dan tak satupun yg datang
324
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,667
apa lagi yang bisa kulakukan selain tidur?
325
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,250
jadi berterima kasihlah padaku
326
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,333
ini... ini.... apa ini?
327
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,292
Oh, itu...
328
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:12,250
aku lupa bilang
329
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,583
ini alat keamanan terbaru kahyangan
330
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,042
khusus memeriksa dewa dewa yang kembali
331
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,125
apa mereka membawa tubuh aslinya?
332
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,125
BTW, kau sudah membawanya
333
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:18,917
Ya
334
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,625
tapi kenapa ini menyala
335
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:21,708
Oh. itu...
336
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:22,917
karena kau membawa cairan
337
00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:23,583
cairan
338
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,667
apa kau membawa cairan?
339
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,667
ini?
340
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,250
baunya enak gila ....
341
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,208
satu teguk. satu teguk.
342
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,458
hei hei hei
343
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,417
sudah habis
344
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,333
bisa kita pergi sekarang?
345
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,667
huh. bahkan seteguk pun nggak dikasih
346
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,042
- Ayo masuk
- kenapa tadi tidak bilang
347
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,208
BTW, tumben kau datang setelah sekian lama
348
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,417
Dunia sedang ditimpa masalah
349
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,875
kuharap kau bisa bantu aku menemui Kaisar Langit
350
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,500
aku mau ke Ruang Sutra mencari beberapa informasi
351
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,500
Pergi temui Kaisar langit
352
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,208
Baiklah. baiklah.
353
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:48,958
Tidak bisa
354
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,625
bukan masalah menemui Kaisar Langit
355
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,458
tapi tanpa ijin darinya
356
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,042
kau tak bisa masuk ruang sutra
357
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,958
ini darurat
358
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,208
tentu kita harus pakai ukuran luar biasa
359
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,292
seberapa luar biasa?
360
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,667
ini seperti....
361
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,000
kenapa harus kukatan padamu?
362
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,167
kau tukang gosip
363
00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,458
pergi temui kaisar langit
364
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:08,750
baiklah. baiklah.
365
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,708
Oke
366
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,208
penjaga gerbang terkenal dengan muka hitamnya
367
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,708
kau mungkin tak bisa lewat
368
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:14,958
Aku tahu
369
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,792
Wajahnya hitam banget...
370
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:39,792
Lama tak jumpa masbro...
371
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:41,292
Biksu Gembel
372
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:42,583
perintah Kaisar Langit
373
00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:44,375
siapapun tak boleh masuk ruang sutra
374
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,708
aku cuma numpang pipis sebentar
375
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:48,708
biarkan aku masuk
376
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:50,125
tidak bisa
377
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh ya?
378
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,625
Hei masbro
379
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:53,625
disini cuma aku dan kau
380
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,375
jangan bilang siapapun
381
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,042
tak ada yang tau kok...
382
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,542
Please masbro...
383
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,625
Apa itu disana??
384
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,583
kau pikir aku bodoh?
385
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,125
kau menunjuk agar aku menoleh
386
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,625
lalu kau akan memukulku
387
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,250
Hahahahahaha
388
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,625
Kau...
389
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,583
aku bisa memukulmu meski kau tak menoleh kesana
390
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,542
Dasar bodoh
391
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,500
Buka pintu....
392
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:33,000
BISUL PANU BUKA PINTU....
393
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,750
untung saja password nya masih sama
394
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,667
kenapa ruang sutra jadi begini?
395
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:46,625
dimana semua buku sutra?
396
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,000
bagaimana bisa ruang sutra jadi begini.
397
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,083
L
398
00:18:53,292 --> 00:18:55,417
Bagaiman cara mencari sutra nya
399
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,792
Silahkan tulis kata kunci pencarian
400
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,167
benarkah?
401
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:08,667
Aku coba dulu...
402
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,167
Benny Chan....
(namanya sendiri wkwkwk)
403
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:24,333
dikenal punya banyak pacar
404
00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:26,958
Pacarnya.... baiklah. cukup.
405
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:28,583
Baiklah
406
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:31,125
ini karakter yang kuat
407
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,583
benar sekali
408
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,792
lalu kutulis...
409
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,250
Siluman Gagak
410
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,958
mencari 10.021 data........
411
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,250
10.000 lebih ??
412
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,000
kapan selesainya?
413
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,083
harus lebih spesifik
414
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,500
mencari 36 data....
415
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:03,125
oh begitu caranya
416
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,042
coba lebih spesifik lagi
417
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,167
menemukan 1 data...
418
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:12,625
Mantab pak eko....
419
00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,792
Dimana sih
420
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,875
kenapa tinggi sekali
421
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,708
bagaimana cara pakainya
422
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:51,417
silahkan masukkan kristal ke slot
423
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,125
Siluman Gagak
424
00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:05,042
pernah dikalahkan oleh biksu gembel
425
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,292
tapi mencuri permata teratai dari neraka
426
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:12,208
menghimpun angkara murka dari dunia
427
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,708
membagun kuil yang bisa tembus kahyangan
428
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,375
menyebabkan bencana besar
429
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,125
aku tak bisa melakukan ini sendirian
430
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,875
sepertinya ini masalah besar
431
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:24,792
bagaimana kau tahu?
432
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,083
dari ekspresimu kelihatan
433
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,375
kau sudah temui kaisar langit?
434
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,042
sudah
435
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,417
lalu kenapa masih disini
436
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,875
pintunya sebelah sana
437
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,583
kenapa nggak bilang dari tadi
438
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:39,333
sebenarnya lewat sana juga bisa kok
439
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:41,125
kau mempermainkan ku?
440
00:21:44,542 --> 00:21:45,333
siapa mempermainkan siapa?
441
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,250
siapa
442
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:53,208
dimana
443
00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:56,875
kau bilang sudah temui kaisar langit
444
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:58,125
mana kaisar langit?
445
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,792
kaisar langit ada di....
446
00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:01,417
hormat pada kaisar langit...
447
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:02,292
bangunlah bangunlah
448
00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:02,875
terimakasih kaisar langit
449
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,208
Lama tidak bertemu
450
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:05,292
bukan. bukan...
451
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:06,542
ini bukan kaisar langit
452
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:07,792
Ratu langit memberiku ini
453
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,292
lempar ini ke tanah lalu kaisar langit akan muncul
454
00:22:10,292 --> 00:22:11,333
kenapa nggak bilang
455
00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:12,583
ah. tak ada waktu
456
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,375
Aku lempar
457
00:22:17,042 --> 00:22:18,208
Anda keren sekali
458
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,458
aku hanya nonton film
459
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,125
nonton film?
460
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:22,542
apa ini?
461
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,042
iPad
462
00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,125
teknologi kelas atas
463
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,750
diciptakan beribu ribu tahun di masa depan
464
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:28,125
di iPad ini...
465
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,750
kau bisa nonton film maupun streaming youtube
466
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,917
kau lihat labirin hitam putih ini?
467
00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:33,542
kelihatannya bagus
468
00:22:33,542 --> 00:22:34,667
kelihatan bagus kan?
469
00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,708
dan 2000 tahun kedepan
470
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,583
pria mirip kamu akan main film
471
00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:38,792
lihatlah
472
00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:40,750
tampan banget
473
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,208
sangat tampan. sangat tampan.
474
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,875
bisakah kalian lebih serius?
475
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:46,583
kaisar langit.....
476
00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,708
kali ini aku datang minta bantuan
477
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:50,083
dikarenakan siluman gagak
478
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:52,042
mencuri permata teratai dari neraka
479
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,417
reinkarnasi jadi kaisar
480
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,208
pasti ada konspirasi besar
481
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,333
kuharap anda memberiku bala bantuan
482
00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,833
jadi ini sangat serius ya
483
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,292
- Sebentar
- baiklah
484
00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,458
Kemarilah
485
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:08,333
dikarenakan masalahnya cukup sulit...
486
00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:11,083
akan kubawakan bekal makanan...
487
00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:12,708
sayur lodeh ikan asin
488
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:18,167
jangan bercanda donk masbro....
489
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:21,708
masalahnya adalah...
490
00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:25,167
jika aku turun ke dunia...
491
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,250
para gadisku akan kesepian disini
492
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:30,542
akan kusuruh saja beberapa dewa
493
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:31,500
Baik. Bagus.
494
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,000
silahkan pilih hero anda, kaisar langit
495
00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,125
hormat pada kaisar langit
496
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:00,792
dewa Erlang
497
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:03,917
mana anjingmu yg cerewet?
498
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,125
kaisar langit risih mendengarnya
499
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:08,292
jadi kutaruh disini saja
500
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:09,417
agar diam selama 500 tahun
501
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:10,917
- Kau nakal sekali
- anjing nakal
502
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:11,833
Thor
503
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,625
Thor
504
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:16,042
wah kau masih suka pakai jurus ini
505
00:24:16,042 --> 00:24:16,750
Mana ada?
506
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,208
aku sudah terlahir kuat
507
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:20,417
- Biksu hembel
- Nacha
508
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,417
kau sudah besar
509
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:25,375
apa ini?
510
00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:28,500
ini sepatu roda terbaru 2018
511
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:31,000
apa itu 2018?
512
00:24:31,292 --> 00:24:34,417
itu adalah dunia ribuan tahun kedepan
513
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,375
Lama tak jumpa
514
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,458
sudah 365 tahun
515
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,792
Lama sekali
516
00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:49,875
kau juga ikut tren nonton film
517
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,208
oh bukan
518
00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,375
aku browsing tentang pernikahan di dunia
519
00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,500
ini sangat indah
520
00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:56,875
lihatlah
521
00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:57,875
indah sekali
522
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,292
ada pepatah dari manusia
523
00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,125
LEBIH BAIK MATI DENGAN PASANGAN DARIPADA HIDUP ABADI SENDIRIAN
524
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,375
aku mau coba sesekali
525
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:04,625
jangan keras keras
526
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,417
kita akan segera turun ke dunia
527
00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:07,917
kita akan mencobanya
528
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:15,667
Tiger Wu
529
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,500
Hei kawan
530
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,625
Lama tak jumpa
531
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,000
kaisar langit menyuruh kami
532
00:25:21,042 --> 00:25:22,083
pasti ada masalah besar
533
00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:23,167
benar benar masalah besar
534
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:24,458
tapi jika ada kalian
535
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:25,917
aku merasa sedikit tenang
536
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,375
Ya
537
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:32,583
bagus. semua sudah kumpul
538
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,875
kalian turunlah ke dunia dengan biksu gembel
539
00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:36,875
untuk melawan siluman gagak
540
00:25:37,042 --> 00:25:38,792
Terima kasih kaisar langit
541
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:40,875
apa yang kau lakukan? apa yang kau lakukan?
542
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,292
ada apa ini?
543
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:45,833
kaisar langit....
544
00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:47,042
ini dia. dia memukulku
545
00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,333
masuk ruang sutra tanpa ijin kaisar
546
00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:49,042
Hei masbro
547
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,708
aku tahu aku salah
548
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,667
aku akan minta maaf dan traktir makan. gimana?
549
00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,125
tidak bisa
550
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,333
kahyangan juga punya aturan
551
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,292
begini saja....
552
00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:57,083
penjarakan untuk 7 hari
553
00:25:57,708 --> 00:26:00,042
sehari di kahyangan sama dengan 3 tahun di dunia
554
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,833
7 hari artinya 21 tahun
555
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,417
itu terlalu lama, kaisar langit.
556
00:26:04,042 --> 00:26:05,250
apa masalahnya?
557
00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,208
berani berbuat harus berani tanggung resiko
558
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:11,083
bawa dia dan jangan biarkan berkeliaran
559
00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,750
ini tidak boleh terjadi
560
00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:14,042
tidak boleh
561
00:26:14,042 --> 00:26:14,917
sampai jumpa di dunia, semuanya.
562
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,208
Tidak...
563
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,167
baiklah. ayo.
564
00:26:27,042 --> 00:26:27,917
ayo nonton film lagi
565
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,750
tunggu yang mulia
566
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,292
kau baru menekan tombol yg salah
567
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,667
bagaiman mungkin?
568
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,083
harusnya tombol hijau
569
00:26:35,083 --> 00:26:36,125
aku tekan tombol hijau kok
570
00:26:36,292 --> 00:26:37,333
anda menekan tombol merah
571
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:38,417
tidak. aku tekan yang hijau.
572
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,750
baiklah. mari kita lihat replay
573
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,792
lihatlah
574
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,917
video ini salah
575
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,125
aku kaisar langit tak mungkin salah
576
00:26:57,458 --> 00:26:58,292
selanjutnya
577
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,000
kau urus masalah ini
578
00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:03,583
singkirkan semua bukti
579
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:05,000
situasi tambah kacau
580
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,417
kacau balau
581
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,250
kaisar langit salah tekan tombol
582
00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,792
menyebabkan 5 dewa hilang ingatan dan hilang kekuatan
583
00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:14,000
kalaupun sampai ke dunia
584
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:16,917
tak mungkin bisa hentikan siluman gagak
585
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,583
bisakah biksu gembel menghentikan nya?
586
00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,375
bencana umat manusia ini
587
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,333
jangan kemana mana
588
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,875
kita akan mengetahui segera
589
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,167
Tidak
590
00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:28,958
ini punyaku
591
00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:32,292
berikan
592
00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:46,708
21 tahun berlalu...
593
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,958
kahyangan tak pernah mengganggu kita
594
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,250
hal ini sangat membantu
595
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:54,917
selama permata teratai ini...
596
00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:58,458
terus sebarkan 3 racun angkara, nafsu, dan keacuhan
597
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,250
tahta di kahyangan...
598
00:28:00,292 --> 00:28:01,958
akan segera kita kuasai
599
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:09,083
Bos...
600
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:11,292
aku baru bilang "segera kita kuasai"
601
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:13,625
tak bisakah kau sedikit ceria?
602
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:16,458
Sim Liang
603
00:28:16,917 --> 00:28:18,167
tidakkah kau paham?
604
00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:20,917
aku tak mengerti
605
00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,083
tolong jelaskan, bos
606
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,292
pertama tama
607
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:26,917
semua orang punya keindahan
608
00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:28,208
lihatlah
609
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,125
lihat emak di sekitarku ini
610
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,292
apa kau pikir aku sedang butuh kasih seorang ibu?
611
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:33,250
Kau...
612
00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,083
Bos...
613
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,708
mereka wanita yang tersedia
614
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,083
Sebab....
615
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,833
akan kukatakan yg sebenarnya
616
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:42,542
yang cantik-cantik sudah kau makan
617
00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:45,417
siluman ular...
618
00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:46,333
siluman ular...
619
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:46,875
kemari
620
00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:49,000
cepat kemari. kemari. kemari.
621
00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,667
sini. sini.
622
00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:58,750
ini baru namanya DAGING
623
00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:01,583
tunggu bos
624
00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:02,833
aku ini siluman
625
00:29:02,917 --> 00:29:04,458
kau sudah pernah menghirupku
626
00:29:05,292 --> 00:29:06,833
Please mbak sekali lagi...
627
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:08,250
tidak bisa
628
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:09,708
jika kau hisap lagi
629
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,417
kekuatanku akan hilang
630
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,083
pergilah
631
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,333
pergi
632
00:29:22,042 --> 00:29:23,000
Bos
633
00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:24,833
hidangan spesial malam ini
634
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:28,750
yang ini nggak buruk amat
635
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,333
jangan santap aku bos
636
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,958
aku masih kecil lho
637
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:47,833
jangan khawatir
638
00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:48,750
hari ini aku makan sayur saja
639
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:49,708
aku tak akan menyantapmu
640
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:51,333
terimakasih bos
641
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,417
ini buatmu
642
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,042
terimakasih bos
643
00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:30,917
dimana ini?
644
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,042
ini tak mungkin
645
00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:40,000
kuil ku hancur
646
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:42,917
masyarakat kacau
647
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,333
belum lama aku pergi
648
00:30:45,667 --> 00:30:48,000
kenapa dunia jadi begini
649
00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:53,292
bagaimana menara sihir ini tumbuh begitu cepat
650
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:55,875
tak mungkin
651
00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:56,792
waktuku sedikit
652
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,417
akan kucari tahu
653
00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,042
biksu...
654
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,417
beri kami makanan
655
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:12,917
kami kelaparan
656
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000
lihat mereka
657
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,667
ini menarik sekali
658
00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:35,167
tuan
659
00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:36,000
tuan
660
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:37,833
aku belum makan beberapa hari
661
00:31:37,917 --> 00:31:38,875
bisa kau beri aku makanan?
662
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,750
akan kulakukan apapun untukmu
663
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:41,917
kumohon tuan
664
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,292
Chidai...
665
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:44,958
kau akan melakukan apapun?
666
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:45,792
iya
667
00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:51,750
baiklah. ayo kita ke "meja makan"
668
00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,833
Terima kasih...
669
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,292
Ayo
670
00:32:01,917 --> 00:32:02,792
ini keterlaluan
671
00:32:03,167 --> 00:32:05,250
memperlakukan rakyat seperti itu?
672
00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:06,167
Stop stop stop stop
673
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,875
ini aku
674
00:32:12,958 --> 00:32:14,125
kau rupanya. maaf.
675
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,292
kenapa kau ikut turun ke dunia?
676
00:32:15,792 --> 00:32:19,208
kaisar langit bikin kesalahan.
jadi aku turun untuk membereskan.
677
00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,042
kau datang tepat waktu
678
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:20,875
ayo kita hajar mereka
679
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,500
Tunggu. tunggu.
680
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,250
tunggu apa lagi.
681
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:23,000
sekarang tidak mungkin
682
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:24,875
kau tak di dunia selama 21 tahun
683
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,417
seluruh dunia sudah berubah
684
00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:27,500
dengan kekuatanmu saja
685
00:32:27,542 --> 00:32:28,917
tak akan bisa kalahkan mereka
686
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,875
benar juga. kuilku juga sudah hilang
687
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,792
ah. ini buruk sekali
688
00:32:31,833 --> 00:32:32,792
satu satunya solusi adalah
689
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,500
mencari 5 dewa secepatnya
690
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:36,000
karena kaisar langit salah pencet
691
00:32:36,042 --> 00:32:37,958
kelima dewa kehilangan ingatan dan kekuatan
692
00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,833
mereka berubah drastis
693
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,125
lalu bagaimana cara mencari mereka?
694
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,000
kaisar langit memberiku 5 tanda
695
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,500
tanda yg bisa bantu menemukan kelima dewa
696
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:48,208
... kaisar langit menyusahkan saja
697
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:50,125
kenapa tak langsung bilang dimana mereka
698
00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:50,792
benar benar gila
699
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:53,542
semua atasan tak pernah mengerti kesulitan bawahan
700
00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,042
ini benar
701
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:57,208
Ah ya ya...
702
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:58,875
lalu siapa yang pertama kita cari
703
00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:00,208
- Dewa Erlang
- kenapa
704
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,125
dia punya mata ketiga yang sakti
705
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,083
kalau bisa temukan Erlang
706
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,958
kita bisa temukan yg lain dengan bantuan matanya
707
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:08,167
wah. kenapa kau pintar sekali?
708
00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:09,875
Aku pintar dari lahir
709
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,375
Ayo
710
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,417
- Hati hati
- Aku ini abadi
711
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,708
aku tidak takut
712
00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:36,917
disini bayangan mantan pun tak ada
713
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,458
tak ada apapun disini
714
00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:42,458
benarkah
715
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:44,042
- lihatlah
- ini tidak benar. ini tidak benar
716
00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,417
lewat sini
717
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:49,875
Ya ampun
718
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,375
lewat sini
719
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,167
aku tahu
720
00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:58,875
- kau
- lewat sini
721
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:02,833
1 2 3 4 5
722
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:04,833
kau
723
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:11,500
aku harus kemana?
724
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,208
aku sebagai dewa
725
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:15,833
tak bisa temukan satupun
726
00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:16,625
ini memalukan
727
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:17,833
kau benar. bahkan bicara pun tidak.
728
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,167
cari sesorang untuk ditanyai
729
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:21,500
Oke
730
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,792
adakah orang disini
731
00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:27,375
Bos
732
00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,250
mau segelas teh?
733
00:34:30,958 --> 00:34:31,958
Bos
734
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,292
Mampirlah
735
00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:34,667
Bos
736
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,000
mampirlah
737
00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,417
sangat sulit mencarinya
738
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,000
apa ini kampung hantu?
739
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,125
ayo minum teh dulu
740
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:43,625
terimakasih bos
741
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:44,375
Tuan
742
00:34:44,542 --> 00:34:45,458
Amitabhaa
743
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,417
tempat ini sulit ditemukan
744
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:53,958
Bos
745
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,083
aku mau tanya
746
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,042
ini kampung Chi Cheng?
747
00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:58,708
Ya
748
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:00,208
ini kampung Chi Cheng
749
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:02,000
anda pernah dengar kuil yang bernama...
750
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,500
kuil Xiaomi?
751
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,125
Tidak
752
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,125
Tidak?
753
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:10,708
apa tulisannya salah?
754
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:13,542
ㅈㅇㅈㄷㅂㄷㅂ지ㅡㅎㄴᆞ닌ㅌㅂㅈ...
755
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,917
츠ㅡㄱㅂㅈ믁ㅈㅂㅈㅂㄷ긎ㄴㄷㅇ sulit dicari
756
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:17,958
oh tuan
757
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,375
kau mungkin salah paham
758
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,500
ini kampung Chi Cheng
759
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:24,792
punya kuil bernama Huawei
760
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:27,708
akan tetapi
761
00:35:27,708 --> 00:35:29,167
kenapa kau ingin kesana
762
00:35:29,292 --> 00:35:31,125
disana tak ada orang lagi
763
00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:32,792
tak apa apa
764
00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:34,625
tolong tunjukkan yang mana
765
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:35,542
sini sini
766
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:36,917
tolong tunjukkan
767
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,292
Oh tuan
768
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,000
peta nya terbalik
769
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,167
terbalik
770
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:45,292
harusnya menghadap kesini
771
00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:49,250
disini
772
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:50,917
disini
773
00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:56,333
ini kan tempat yang ingin kutuju kemarin. tapi kau melarangku.
774
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,542
aku benar kan
775
00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:03,792
soal apa?
776
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,792
aku membaca peta dengan benar tapi kau melarangku
777
00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:07,958
kau salah
778
00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:08,917
Oh tidak
779
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,292
sudah salah masih ngeyel
780
00:36:11,292 --> 00:36:11,958
tidak
781
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,500
lihatlah
782
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,375
semua orang bepergian
783
00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:14,875
banyak orang jadi bermusuhan
784
00:36:14,875 --> 00:36:17,667
itu karena sifat keras kepala
785
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:18,292
tidak
786
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,417
aku banyak tekanan
787
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,792
harus melawan iblis dan siluman
788
00:36:20,792 --> 00:36:23,458
aku juga harus mikir utara timur selatan barat
789
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:25,250
aku kesel sama kamu
790
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:32,167
apa aku keterlaluan?
791
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:36,000
tempat apa ini?
792
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,458
mirip kuburan
793
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:39,958
tak ada satupun manusia atau hantu
794
00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:48,542
ada hantu
795
00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:49,292
itu manusia beneran
796
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,042
betul betul betul
797
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:51,625
itu dia
798
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,833
dia kelihatan rentan
799
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:11,875
batuk dan sesak lagi
800
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,250
itu dewa Erlang
801
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,708
aku yakin 100%
802
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,042
aku yakin itu dia
803
00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,667
kenapa sangat yakin
804
00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:18,792
karena di desa ini...
805
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:19,875
hanya ada dia
806
00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:20,958
Ooo
807
00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:21,875
jangan bilang Ooo
808
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,375
lihatlah tanda ini
809
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,833
benar juga. benar juga.
810
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:30,250
buka mata ketiga
811
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,667
cara buka mata ketiga
812
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,792
bukan membuka mata ketiga
813
00:37:35,917 --> 00:37:38,417
disini tertulis HAJAR SAMPAI MATA KETIGA TERBUKA
814
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,208
ayo ayo
815
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,583
batuk darah lagi
816
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,542
selamat datang tuan
817
00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:51,250
tuan
818
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,667
silahkan. silahkan.
819
00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:56,167
aku punya empat atau lima kitab
820
00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:58,125
puisi Tang dan puisi Tong
821
00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,958
apa kau punya
822
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:05,208
kenapa pakai kepalaku
823
00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,708
cepat bersihkan wajahmu
824
00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,458
harusnya tadi pakai masker dulu
825
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:09,417
terlambat
826
00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:10,583
ayo cium ketiak dulu
827
00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:12,167
bagaimana?
828
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,417
ah. lebih baik
829
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:21,375
tak apa
830
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:22,792
aku baik baik saja
831
00:38:23,458 --> 00:38:26,417
kalian ingin belajar apa,tuan?
832
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,500
kami kesini untuk berkelahi
833
00:38:32,917 --> 00:38:33,958
ah
834
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,458
kekerasan itu tidak baik
835
00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:37,167
kita sebagai murid
836
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:42,708
tidak
837
00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:43,417
aku
838
00:38:43,417 --> 00:38:44,875
tak ada respon
839
00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:48,125
kenapa kau disana
840
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,042
siapa tahu kalau ditampar, Erlang akan sadar
841
00:38:50,042 --> 00:38:52,208
dewa Erlang sangat kuat dan sakti
842
00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,667
kenapa tidak bilang
843
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:55,000
tuan
844
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:56,583
tuan
845
00:38:56,583 --> 00:38:57,792
kuberi tahu
846
00:38:58,042 --> 00:39:00,125
jangan selalu saling pukul, sungguh..
847
00:39:00,292 --> 00:39:01,708
diluar sangat kacau sekarang
848
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:04,208
seorang murid tidak boleh berkelahi
849
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,083
dunia sangat kacau
850
00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:07,667
jangan bergerak
851
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,833
sejak kapan kau masuk?
852
00:39:13,833 --> 00:39:15,542
aku ini gila tapi bukan bodoh.
853
00:39:15,542 --> 00:39:16,583
ah iya juga
854
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:17,917
tuan tuan
855
00:39:17,917 --> 00:39:19,333
dengarlah
856
00:39:19,333 --> 00:39:21,208
dengarkan aku
857
00:39:21,458 --> 00:39:22,417
ini kenyataan
858
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,917
kukatakan padamu
859
00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:25,333
mungkin pukulanku kurang keras
860
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,125
akan kupukul dengan keras
861
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:30,125
kekerasan tak menyelesaikan masalah
862
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,125
kau duku. kau dulu.
863
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:32,958
tidak. kau duluan saja
864
00:39:33,125 --> 00:39:33,875
baiklah
865
00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:35,000
mampus kau
866
00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:43,167
kau baik baik saja?
867
00:39:44,292 --> 00:39:45,083
tak apa
868
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,458
tak apa
869
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,208
kasihan
870
00:39:49,292 --> 00:39:50,708
sabar, semua akan baik baik saja
871
00:39:58,708 --> 00:40:00,042
dia sangat berat
872
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,917
letakkan dia kalau kau capek
873
00:40:01,917 --> 00:40:02,708
ah baik
874
00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:08,750
kau akan kulepaskan jika menyerah
875
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:10,875
menyerah
876
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:14,708
lepaskan aku ya
877
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:26,083
aku sangat marah sekarang
878
00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:28,042
harus kubalas
879
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,458
menakjubkan
880
00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:36,875
kau hajar dia habis habisan
881
00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:37,625
maafkan aku
882
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:38,625
aku terlalu bersemangat
883
00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:40,208
cuma pukul lebih keras
884
00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:41,583
tadi kupikir
885
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:43,292
kalau dia bukan Erlang yg asli
886
00:40:43,292 --> 00:40:44,375
dia pasti sudah mati
887
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,625
bukan salahku
888
00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:46,875
salah dia tak bilang padaku
889
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,417
dia bukan Erlang,kan?
890
00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:49,417
dia pantas dihajar
891
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,167
pantas sekali
892
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:52,625
ayo ayo
893
00:41:11,458 --> 00:41:14,083
wah. ini benar dewa Erlang
894
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,625
kau masih sangat kuat
895
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,958
terimakasih pada kalian
896
00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:21,958
terimakasih
897
00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:23,292
sama sama
898
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,167
bagaimana dengan dewa lainnya?
899
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,542
masih belum ketemu
900
00:41:29,542 --> 00:41:31,292
kami butuh mata ketiga mu
901
00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:33,125
cari mereka satu persatu
902
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,833
baiklah
903
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:36,292
ini dia. ini dia
904
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:37,167
Lihat. lihat
905
00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:37,875
baiklah
906
00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:38,708
cepat sekali
907
00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:40,500
bukankah ini yg ingin kalian lihat?
908
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,500
kulihat matamu belum terbuka
909
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,542
Ya. ya
910
00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,375
aku punya mata bathin
911
00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:46,458
Aku bisa lihat
912
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:47,458
itu bagus
913
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:48,833
- kalian berdua dengarlah
- mana
914
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,125
- satu dewa berjarak 20 mil arah timur
- 20 mil
915
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,125
satunya lagi 20 mil di barat
916
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,958
satunya lagi 30 mil ke selatan
917
00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:55,875
aku ke barat
918
00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,000
biar bisa ketemu mantanku. pasti di barat
919
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,500
kenapa dia harus di barat?
920
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:01,750
cuma insting
921
00:42:02,167 --> 00:42:03,125
insting
922
00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:03,792
barat
923
00:42:03,792 --> 00:42:04,708
ada hal yg tak perlu kau tahu
924
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:05,958
jangan tanya lagi
925
00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:07,333
baiklah
926
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,083
baiklah aku akan ke selatan
927
00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:10,000
kau ke timur
928
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,917
oke. oke.
929
00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:11,875
ayo. ayo
930
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:12,833
ada apa lagi
931
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:13,875
kalian
932
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:16,708
kurasa hidungku sakit sedikit
933
00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,292
apa kalian baru saja memukulku?
934
00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,250
akan kucari pelakunya
935
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,542
aku berangkat dulu
936
00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:22,750
Hei
937
00:42:33,875 --> 00:42:34,750
Bos
938
00:42:34,750 --> 00:42:36,042
kenapa berhenti
939
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:38,833
tak apa
940
00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:40,333
aku lapar
941
00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:42,292
itu bisa kuatasi
942
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,750
akan kupilihkan wanita untukmu
943
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:45,250
percaya kemampuanku dalam memilih wanita
944
00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:46,458
- akan kupilihkan
- tidak
945
00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:47,583
tidak tidak tidak
946
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:50,750
kau terlalu buruk dalam memilihkan wanita
947
00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:52,250
tidak. aku tidak mau
948
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,542
tapi
949
00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:57,417
aku mulai merasakan
950
00:42:58,042 --> 00:43:01,083
ada tanda pergerakan di permata teratai
951
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,708
ini pasti kaisar langit
952
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,792
bangsat itu mulai mengusik
953
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,083
tolong kamu cek sana
954
00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:09,292
oke bos. jangan khawatir
955
00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:11,125
semua masalah akan kuatasi
956
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:12,125
kau tahu kemampuanku
957
00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:13,458
akan kulakukan apapun untukmu
958
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,042
baiklah. pergi sana
959
00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:26,500
Sudah dimulai
960
00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:16,125
kau bukan tandinganku
961
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,917
panggil bos mu
962
00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:22,000
kau punya nyali datang kesini
963
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,208
tapi bos kami
964
00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,917
bukan orang yang bisa kau temui
965
00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:26,542
Huh
966
00:44:26,875 --> 00:44:28,125
tinju tidak punya mata
967
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,917
tak perlu menambah kematian dan luka
968
00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:31,167
simpan ocehanmu
969
00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:32,000
ini
970
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,667
adalah tinju yang bicara
971
00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:35,750
hajar dia
972
00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:21,958
kau akhirnya keluar
973
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,875
bangun
974
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,042
kau ini dewa
975
00:47:09,042 --> 00:47:10,333
jangan keras kepala
976
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:22,833
bangun
977
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:38,708
Lagi
978
00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:41,167
kau punya nyali memukulku
979
00:47:42,542 --> 00:47:45,417
mungkin harus kupukul dengan palunya agar dia sadar
980
00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:18,667
apa kabar men
981
00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:21,167
selamat datang kembali
982
00:48:21,167 --> 00:48:22,292
terimakasih masbro
983
00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:23,708
jangan berterima kasih
984
00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,292
kenapa banyak yang babak belur
985
00:48:27,625 --> 00:48:28,875
kau hajar orang lagi
986
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,625
itu perbuatanmu
987
00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:32,542
aku?
988
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,458
kau mabuk
989
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,417
aku pasti teler sekali
990
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:37,958
sudahlah. sudahlah.
991
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:38,875
ini bukan pertama kalinya kan.
992
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,167
- ayo ayo ayo
- apa lagi yang telah kulakukan?
993
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,208
ah kau cuma mabuk
994
00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,125
ayo ayo ayo
995
00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:44,333
- bukan masalah
- tidak. lihat mereka
996
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:45,917
sepertinya bukan aku yang hajar
997
00:48:50,375 --> 00:48:53,583
kemarilah paman
998
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:57,917
Komplek Lokalisasi
999
00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:00,500
wanita paling cantik seluruh negeri tersedia disini
1000
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,500
mantanku dewi butterfly sangat cantik
1001
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:04,417
dia pasti ada disini
1002
00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:07,667
aku baca dulu tanda nya
1003
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,375
Butterfly
1004
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,542
ayo tangkap aku
1005
00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:24,333
sini
1006
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,375
sangat manja
1007
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,583
ingin bermain denganku
1008
00:49:26,667 --> 00:49:27,875
aku datang
1009
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,958
kita pacaran di kahyangan
1010
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:43,667
apa ini wajar?
1011
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:45,167
apa yang kau takutkan?
1012
00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:47,458
penjaga gerbang sudah kusuap buah persik
1013
00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:48,958
dia akan mengawasi sekitar
1014
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,125
ayolah
1015
00:49:52,417 --> 00:49:54,000
jika kita ketahuan
1016
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,417
kita tak bisa jadi dewa lagi
1017
00:49:55,417 --> 00:49:56,708
kau benar
1018
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:58,458
kau harus ingat
1019
00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,167
tak peduli bagaimana rupaku di masa depan
1020
00:50:00,292 --> 00:50:01,917
selama tanda ini masih ada
1021
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:03,833
itu adalah aku
1022
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:08,750
jangan khawatir
1023
00:50:09,667 --> 00:50:11,500
aku tak akan lupa
1024
00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:17,125
sangat inisiatif
1025
00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,750
baiklah. aku datang
1026
00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:29,708
dewi butterfly ku
1027
00:50:30,167 --> 00:50:31,125
aku datang
1028
00:50:35,583 --> 00:50:36,917
kau pengemis bau
1029
00:50:36,917 --> 00:50:38,292
ini bukan tempat untukmu
1030
00:50:38,292 --> 00:50:39,542
cepat pergi dari sini
1031
00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:41,958
dasar sombong
1032
00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:44,292
Masuk
1033
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,125
ambil ini
1034
00:50:47,625 --> 00:50:50,625
pria ini terlihat sangat tampan
1035
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:51,792
di sini
1036
00:50:51,792 --> 00:50:53,458
kami punya semua jenis gadis
1037
00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:55,125
ikut denganku. kau bisa pilih sendiri
1038
00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:56,167
tungu tunggu
1039
00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:58,167
aku punya kriteria
1040
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,250
kriteria apa?
1041
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,792
dengar...
1042
00:51:03,792 --> 00:51:05,917
kemarilah dan pilih pelan pelan
1043
00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,125
sini sini
1044
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:22,958
angur ini enak
1045
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,083
jangan disia siakan
1046
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:31,958
Tuan
1047
00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:34,375
maaf membuatmu menunggu
1048
00:51:35,208 --> 00:51:37,167
semua gadis sudah siap
1049
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:38,208
mari. mari.
1050
00:51:38,208 --> 00:51:39,792
mari kuantar
1051
00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,000
aku bisa jalan sendiri
1052
00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:43,625
cepat cepat cepat
1053
00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:52,292
kalian semua
1054
00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:53,583
Bersiap
1055
00:51:53,583 --> 00:51:54,833
kemari
1056
00:51:56,042 --> 00:51:57,958
tuan
1057
00:52:03,042 --> 00:52:04,875
lumayan kan
1058
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,542
- tuan
- aku punya tato tikus
1059
00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:10,917
- selanjutnya
- kerbau
1060
00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:12,500
- oh tidak
- harimau
1061
00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:13,792
punyaku ular
1062
00:52:14,042 --> 00:52:15,583
- tidak
- punyaku kera
1063
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,583
- selanjutnya
- Ayam jantan
1064
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:18,458
ada lagi?
1065
00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:19,750
- punyaku anjing
- ayo ayo
1066
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,167
punyaku babi
1067
00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:25,667
kenapa hewan Shio
1068
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,833
Mami...
1069
00:52:29,833 --> 00:52:31,500
aku tak mencari gambar binatang
1070
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:33,625
Tato Shio tak ada artinya buatku
1071
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:34,708
aku mau serangga
1072
00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:36,167
kupu kupu
1073
00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:39,917
disini beneran tak ada kupu kupu
1074
00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:42,375
akan kubuatkan untukmu
1075
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,417
lihatlah disini
1076
00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:46,417
sini
1077
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,833
pikirkanlah baik baik
1078
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,125
dia pasti disini
1079
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,292
apa tak ada lag
1080
00:52:54,292 --> 00:52:55,708
mungkin ada yg terlewatkan
1081
00:52:57,083 --> 00:53:00,042
tuan ini orangnya sangat pemilih
1082
00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:02,625
sebenarnya ada satu
1083
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:04,292
kemari, akan kuantar kau
1084
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:05,292
ayo ayo
1085
00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,083
dimana
1086
00:53:14,750 --> 00:53:16,667
dia di dalam sana
1087
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
kenapa tidak
1088
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,250
lihatlah sendiri
1089
00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:21,583
nikmatilah pelan pelan
1090
00:53:21,667 --> 00:53:22,625
yang ini gratis
1091
00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:23,458
apa?
1092
00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,542
gratis. ini gratis.
1093
00:53:25,292 --> 00:53:26,750
apa yang terjadi?
1094
00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:50,250
hei cantik
1095
00:53:56,417 --> 00:53:57,375
wanita tumbuh jenggot
1096
00:53:57,375 --> 00:53:59,000
mahkluk macam ini?
1097
00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:19,125
oh dewa
1098
00:54:19,667 --> 00:54:22,292
apa salah dan dosaku
1099
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:28,292
hingga kau timpakan hal ini
1100
00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,458
ayo dimulai
1101
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,375
ciuman mesra
1102
00:54:36,625 --> 00:54:38,542
jangan mendekat
1103
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:40,042
kau mulai
1104
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,333
jangan bicara padaku
1105
00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:43,958
tidak
1106
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:55,792
Budha pengasih
1107
00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:57,917
Budha pengasih
1108
00:54:59,417 --> 00:55:01,917
demi semua umat manusia
1109
00:55:03,167 --> 00:55:04,667
Aku biksu gembel
1110
00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:09,167
memutuskan untuk melakukan ini
1111
00:55:18,917 --> 00:55:20,167
Hiyaaaa
1112
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:16,375
mampus mampus
1113
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,000
Biksu gembel
1114
00:56:46,708 --> 00:56:48,417
selamat datang kembali
1115
00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:50,417
kenapa banyak busa di mulutmu?
1116
00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,500
ah
1117
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,333
ini
1118
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:53,167
bukan apa apa
1119
00:56:53,708 --> 00:56:56,625
kita sedang buru buru selamatkan dunia
1120
00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,500
20 mil ke selatan
1121
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,958
sudah sampai
1122
00:57:08,917 --> 00:57:10,292
Na Yin
1123
00:57:11,083 --> 00:57:13,000
seperti nama penyanyi
1124
00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:14,917
mudah ditemukan kalo orangnya terkenal begini
1125
00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:31,792
Hei kalian berdua
1126
00:57:32,458 --> 00:57:34,167
apa kalian tahu?
1127
00:57:34,167 --> 00:57:35,875
orang yang bernama Na Ying
1128
00:57:53,583 --> 00:57:54,417
Bibi
1129
00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:55,875
apa kau kenal Na Ying?
1130
00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:03,417
masbro
1131
00:58:03,417 --> 00:58:05,000
dimana Na Ying tinggal?
1132
00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:23,583
paman
1133
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,333
pak tua
1134
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,042
masbro
1135
00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:32,833
bibi bibi...
1136
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:35,083
semua tak peduli
1137
00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:39,542
tuan
1138
00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:44,667
aku mau tanya
1139
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:47,375
apa ada anak bernama Na Ying
1140
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,125
Na Ying? tak ada
1141
00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:52,792
kalau itu Ah Ying
1142
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:53,875
dia anak ku
1143
00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:57,208
lega. akhirnya ketemu setelah mencari sekian jauh.
1144
00:58:57,208 --> 00:58:59,833
apa dia berumur 21 tahun saat ini?
1145
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,708
ya. 21 tahun
1146
00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:05,167
tapi anakku terlihat beda dibanding orang normal
1147
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:07,083
21 tahun kan?
1148
00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:09,000
aku tahu dia pasti beda dengan lainnya
1149
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,292
dia spesial
1150
00:59:10,292 --> 00:59:11,708
agak aneh dan nggak jelas
1151
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:13,417
dan makan nya banyak
1152
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,667
jika tuan tidak keberatan
1153
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:20,750
silahkan tuan pastikan
1154
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:21,667
dia disana
1155
00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:22,667
benarkah
1156
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:24,875
yang mana?
1157
00:59:25,875 --> 00:59:26,708
yang itu
1158
00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:27,833
yang ada rantainya
1159
00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:33,500
apa kau salah paham?
1160
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,958
aku bukan mencari ayahmu
1161
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,875
aku mencari ayahmu
1162
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:41,250
kau belum tahu tuan
1163
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:43,708
anak ku punya penyakit Progeria
1164
00:59:44,292 --> 00:59:45,792
umur baru 21 tahun
1165
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,167
tapi kelihatan seperti umur 71
1166
00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,417
dan pemikirannya
1167
00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:52,875
seperti anak 8 tahun
1168
00:59:54,125 --> 00:59:56,208
jadi aku merantainya
1169
00:59:56,833 --> 01:00:00,833
jika tidak dia akan makan apapun di dalam rumah
1170
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:05,875
Progeria
1171
01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:27,875
Nacha yang lucu dan lincah
1172
01:00:28,042 --> 01:00:30,417
bahkan kepalanya lebih kinclong dari punyaku sekarang
1173
01:00:32,417 --> 01:00:34,083
aku mau makan
1174
01:00:34,083 --> 01:00:35,708
Nasi nasi nasi nasi
1175
01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:37,167
aku mau makan
1176
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,333
nasi nasi nasi nasi
1177
01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:39,750
baiklah baiklah
1178
01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:41,750
aku mau makan nasi
1179
01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:42,958
makan
1180
01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:44,250
nasi nasi nasi
1181
01:00:44,250 --> 01:00:45,333
baiklah
1182
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:46,250
tidak. jangan menangis
1183
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:47,458
akan kutraktir makan
1184
01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:49,958
nasi nasi nasi
1185
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,458
nasi nasi
1186
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,792
jangan cuma makan
1187
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:58,958
kau ini dewa
1188
01:00:58,958 --> 01:00:59,917
reinkarnasi Nacha
1189
01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:01,792
kau ke dunia untuk misi penyelamatan
1190
01:01:02,083 --> 01:01:03,458
aku mau makan nasi
1191
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:04,875
nasi nasi apa
1192
01:01:04,875 --> 01:01:06,708
ingatkah kau dengan misi kita?
1193
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,083
nasi nasi nasi
1194
01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,042
nasi apa
1195
01:01:09,042 --> 01:01:10,333
masih ingin makan setelah habis banyak
1196
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,250
- tak ada lagi
- nasi nasi
1197
01:01:11,250 --> 01:01:13,792
- tak ada lagi
- nasi nasi
1198
01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:17,917
oke. oke. oke
1199
01:01:18,083 --> 01:01:19,583
akan kupesan. akan kupesan.
1200
01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:20,708
Oke
1201
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:28,958
ayolah ayolah
1202
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:30,542
15
1203
01:01:30,667 --> 01:01:31,542
10
1204
01:01:31,542 --> 01:01:32,500
15
1205
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,458
10
1206
01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,542
20
1207
01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:36,792
kau kalah lagi masbro. ayo minum
1208
01:01:36,792 --> 01:01:38,333
ini layak diterima
1209
01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:40,625
kalian sedang main apa?
1210
01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:41,833
pak tua
1211
01:01:41,833 --> 01:01:42,833
kau ingin main?
1212
01:01:42,833 --> 01:01:44,208
akan kuajari
1213
01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:45,333
Oh bagus bagua bagus
1214
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:46,500
ayo. beginikan tanganmu
1215
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:49,042
aku ambil tengah
1216
01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:50,292
kau bebas
1217
01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:51,250
lalu kalah
1218
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,208
baiklah baiklah
1219
01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,500
ayo ayo
1220
01:01:53,875 --> 01:01:55,000
10
1221
01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:58,083
kau kalah pak tua
1222
01:01:58,083 --> 01:01:59,250
aku kalah
1223
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,792
lagi lagi lagi
1224
01:02:02,667 --> 01:02:03,833
5
1225
01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,458
aku kalah lagi
1226
01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:07,458
kau kalah lagi
1227
01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,083
aku tak peduli
1228
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,167
aku tak peduli aku tak peduli
1229
01:02:10,167 --> 01:02:10,917
lagi
1230
01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:12,375
lagi lagi lagi
1231
01:02:13,042 --> 01:02:14,000
15
1232
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,667
10
1233
01:02:14,750 --> 01:02:16,375
lagi lagi lagi
1234
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:16,958
lagi
1235
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:17,875
15
1236
01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:19,125
kosong
1237
01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:21,167
10
1238
01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:22,083
kosong
1239
01:02:22,625 --> 01:02:24,625
lagi lagi lagi
1240
01:02:24,625 --> 01:02:25,500
20
1241
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:27,167
kau kalah lagi pak tua
1242
01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,375
pulang saja. kau tak tahu cara mainnya
1243
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,583
aku tak mau main ini
1244
01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:36,750
aku mau main yang lain
1245
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,000
aku mau main 35
1246
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000
bagaimana bisa main 35 dengan 2 orang dan 4 tangan
1247
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,917
35
1248
01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:43,000
ayolah
1249
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:50,542
siluman
1250
01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:51,958
siluman
1251
01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:06,042
ah baguslah
1252
01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:08,083
petarung terbaik kahyangan telah kembali
1253
01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:09,875
ada harapan menyelamatkan dunia
1254
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,083
tidak tidak
1255
01:03:11,417 --> 01:03:13,208
aku disini untuk main tebak jari
1256
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:14,833
kau tidak ingat?
1257
01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:16,042
kaisar langit mengirimmu ke dunia
1258
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,083
adalah untuk selamatkan dunia
1259
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:18,500
bukan malah main tebak jari
1260
01:03:18,667 --> 01:03:19,708
tidak tidak
1261
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:21,542
selamatkan dunia nanti saja
1262
01:03:21,542 --> 01:03:22,708
main tebak jari lebih penting
1263
01:03:22,708 --> 01:03:24,833
aku mau main tebak jari dulu.
lalu menyelamatkan dunia
1264
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,542
ayo kita main
1265
01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:27,625
kita main tebak jari
1266
01:03:27,625 --> 01:03:28,542
jika kau menang
1267
01:03:28,542 --> 01:03:29,625
aku akan berangkat
1268
01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:32,292
semua dewa jadi aneh akhir akhir ini
1269
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,083
Hei
1270
01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:35,083
jangan minggat
1271
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,292
temani aku main tebak jari
1272
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:37,542
Hei
1273
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:39,750
siapa yang mau main tebak jari?
1274
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,958
aku ingin main
1275
01:03:42,250 --> 01:03:47,833
aku ingin main
1276
01:03:54,792 --> 01:03:55,875
Bos
1277
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,875
setelah ku selidiki
1278
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,667
ternyata biksu gembel ingin bikin masalah
1279
01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:02,667
dia berhasil temukan dewi butterfly
1280
01:04:02,667 --> 01:04:04,250
Erlang, dan Nacha
1281
01:04:06,625 --> 01:04:07,708
aku tahu
1282
01:04:08,292 --> 01:04:10,250
kau sudah tahu kenapa menyuruhku selidiki
1283
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,375
apa aku belum bilang?
aku disini berperan jadi penjahat
1284
01:04:14,667 --> 01:04:17,667
wajar kan kalau aku semena mena
1285
01:04:17,667 --> 01:04:18,417
dan
1286
01:04:18,417 --> 01:04:19,250
kalian juga lagi nganggur kan
1287
01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,208
iya kan?
1288
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,458
itu benar
1289
01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:29,042
Boss
1290
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,000
kau beri perintah
1291
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,708
akan kulaksanakan
1292
01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,792
jangan khawatir
1293
01:04:31,792 --> 01:04:32,583
tidak tidak
1294
01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:33,958
tak perlu. tak perlu.
1295
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:35,333
kuberi tahu
1296
01:04:35,333 --> 01:04:36,125
pada dasarnya
1297
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:38,500
mereka tidak akan bisa bersatu
1298
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,750
jika mereka tidak bersatu
1299
01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:42,083
mereka tak bisa kalahkan kita
1300
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:42,833
dan juga
1301
01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:45,375
ada satu dewa yang tak akan pernah mereka temukan
1302
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:49,583
Hei
1303
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:51,542
kenapa kalian tidak tertawa?
1304
01:05:04,208 --> 01:05:05,708
apa kita salah tempat?
1305
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:06,792
bagaimana bisa
1306
01:05:06,792 --> 01:05:07,875
ini tempat yang benar
1307
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,000
ini
1308
01:05:12,708 --> 01:05:13,750
Hei hei
1309
01:05:14,792 --> 01:05:16,375
kita belum temukan dewa tiger wu
1310
01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,292
bagaiman mencarinya?
1311
01:05:18,750 --> 01:05:19,917
aku belum ketemu dia
1312
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:23,500
kau dimana masbro?
1313
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,250
lupakan dia.
1314
01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,333
jangan tunggu dia.
1315
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,667
ayo segera masuk kesana
1316
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:29,083
tunggu
1317
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:30,708
ada perisainya
1318
01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:31,875
hati hati semuanya
1319
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:39,958
tidak semudah itu
1320
01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:41,458
ini cukup kuat
1321
01:05:41,458 --> 01:05:42,708
aku punya auman gelombang
1322
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:49,625
bilang dulu kalau mau teriak
1323
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:50,958
tak ada gunanya kalau hanya teriak
1324
01:05:56,292 --> 01:05:57,042
ini
1325
01:05:57,042 --> 01:05:58,833
artinya menyuruhku masuk ke dalam
1326
01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,375
kurasa tidak
1327
01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,333
ini pasti jebakan
1328
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:05,083
mereka ingin kita masuk dan mati di dalam
1329
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:06,583
kalian kenapa
1330
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:08,250
- kau tidak akan masuk
- benar
1331
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,000
aku ini...
1332
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:11,750
hanya dewa tingkat rendah
1333
01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:13,125
aku bodoh dan tidak cukup kuat
1334
01:06:13,125 --> 01:06:14,625
tak ada yang bisa kubantu di dalam
1335
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:15,917
hanya akan menyusahkan kalian
1336
01:06:15,917 --> 01:06:17,125
tak ada gunanya aku masuk
1337
01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:18,250
walau begitu. ayo kita lakukan
1338
01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:21,542
apa kata kata terakhir kalian?
1339
01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:22,708
akan kubantu mencatat
1340
01:06:22,875 --> 01:06:23,750
dasar kau mulut sampah
1341
01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:24,917
berharap kami mati
1342
01:06:24,917 --> 01:06:26,333
kau juga mulut sampah. bilang kita mati
1343
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,333
kau masih mencatat
1344
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:28,458
kau beneran minta ditampar
1345
01:06:31,417 --> 01:06:32,458
ada pepatah
1346
01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:33,583
jika tidak ke ke neraka
1347
01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:34,875
siapa yang akan pergi ke neraka
1348
01:06:34,875 --> 01:06:35,708
lagipula
1349
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:37,500
kita ini pasukan dewa
1350
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:40,833
memberantas iblis dan siluman adalah tugas kita
1351
01:06:41,917 --> 01:06:43,000
kau benar
1352
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,833
kalau begitu
1353
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,875
dewa Erlang, silahkan duluan
1354
01:06:47,208 --> 01:06:48,208
Oke
1355
01:06:49,083 --> 01:06:50,083
bagaimanapun
1356
01:06:50,542 --> 01:06:51,875
biksu gembel
1357
01:06:51,875 --> 01:06:53,292
adalah pemimpin misi ini
1358
01:06:53,292 --> 01:06:54,708
dia adalah pemimpin
1359
01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:56,167
pemimpin harus maju duluan
1360
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:59,625
sebenarnya aku ini sudah mau maju dari 21 tahun yang lalu
1361
01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:00,500
jangan takut
1362
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,583
aku melindungimu
1363
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,750
kau. kenapa gemetaran
1364
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:04,917
apa kau ketakutan?
1365
01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:06,875
aku tidak takut
1366
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:07,958
sepertinya kau gemetaran
1367
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:08,833
kau bercanda
1368
01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:09,750
aku tidak gemetar
1369
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,292
dia gemetar banget kan
1370
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,375
kau ngomong apa?
1371
01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:15,917
jangan khawatir
1372
01:07:15,917 --> 01:07:16,750
setelah ini
1373
01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,000
aku akan membakar dupa untuk kalian
1374
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,125
istirahatlah dengan tenang
1375
01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:24,167
tinggalkan dia
1376
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,625
ayo serang
1377
01:07:27,417 --> 01:07:28,667
mampus deh mampus
1378
01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:37,875
sekumpulan pahlawan
1379
01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,583
sangat mengagumkan
1380
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:42,833
mau cari makanan dulu
1381
01:07:58,167 --> 01:07:59,708
tubuh lemah
1382
01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:01,750
pusing
1383
01:08:01,875 --> 01:08:02,792
badanku terasa sakit semua
1384
01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:03,958
rasanya sempoyongan
1385
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:11,583
awan gelap selimuti
1386
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,833
tanah bagaikan bumi hitam
1387
01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:14,333
menara iblis memang demikian
1388
01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:16,333
pantas saja aku merasa tak nyaman
1389
01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:18,208
aku juga merasakannya
1390
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:19,458
tapi dimana anehnya
1391
01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,333
aku tak bisa katakan alasannya
1392
01:08:22,042 --> 01:08:24,250
apa ini seperti yang dibilang dewa gendut?
1393
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,292
kita terjebak
1394
01:08:26,542 --> 01:08:27,833
Oh tidak
1395
01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:42,000
aku tangani
1396
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,000
pelan pelan saja
1397
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,042
lihat saja
1398
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:50,542
Hei
1399
01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:51,250
jangan berkelahi
1400
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:52,292
Sisakan 2 untukku
1401
01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:52,958
Hei
1402
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:54,292
kenapa kau santai banget kali ini
1403
01:08:54,542 --> 01:08:56,125
biar yang muda maju duluan
1404
01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:57,292
masuk akal
1405
01:08:57,292 --> 01:08:58,250
tentu saja
1406
01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:37,875
Lihatlah
1407
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,875
mereka benar benar cari mati
1408
01:09:40,292 --> 01:09:41,833
sudah sekian lama
1409
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:44,167
kenapa kau masih pakai baju gembel
1410
01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,833
kalian tak punya uang beli yang baru?
1411
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,333
kasihan sekali
1412
01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:50,125
ah ya
1413
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:52,625
sejujurnya aku mengagumi pasukanmu
1414
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:55,750
ini yang disebut ALIANSI KEADILAN kan?
1415
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,583
sengaja datang kesini pasti mati
1416
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,250
kalian tidak takut masuk kesini
1417
01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:00,917
beri tepuk tangan
1418
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,208
siluman gagak
1419
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:05,292
kami 5 dewa
1420
01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:07,333
mewakili kaisar langit untuk menghukum mu
1421
01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:08,542
menyerahlah
1422
01:10:08,542 --> 01:10:10,125
ikut kami ke kahyangan
1423
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:11,083
aku jamin
1424
01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:12,917
aku akan minta kaisar mengampunimu
1425
01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:18,542
sangat menyentuh
1426
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,750
kuberi tahu padamu
1427
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,958
lihatlah menara di belakangku
1428
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:23,875
kau lihat kan
1429
01:10:23,875 --> 01:10:24,667
bila saatnya tiba
1430
01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:26,250
aku akan berada di puncaknya
1431
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:27,375
kemudian
1432
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:29,875
langsung tembus kahyangan
1433
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:32,250
lalu kududuki singgasana kaisar langit
1434
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:34,833
aku bisa lakukan apapun saat itu tiba
1435
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:37,250
dan juga
1436
01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:37,917
kalian
1437
01:10:37,917 --> 01:10:40,417
1 2 3 4 5
1438
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:41,958
pasukan 5 udang
1439
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,792
kau pikir bisa kalahkan kami
1440
01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:45,875
pasukan udang gundulmu
1441
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:48,292
kalian semua pernah kukalahkan
1442
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:49,333
biksu gembel
1443
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,167
jangan basa basi dengannya
1444
01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:51,958
langsung saja
1445
01:10:51,958 --> 01:10:52,875
biar aku maju
1446
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:54,292
kau kalem dulu lah
1447
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:04,167
hei. kau tak apa?
1448
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:06,750
tak bisa pakai cakra
1449
01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:08,000
kalian duduklah sambil makan
1450
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,042
biar aku tangani
1451
01:11:09,042 --> 01:11:10,292
Oke
1452
01:11:10,292 --> 01:11:11,417
kau hebat
1453
01:11:11,542 --> 01:11:12,708
ayo serang
1454
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:21,875
tak bisa pakai kesaktianku
1455
01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:26,292
makasih bro
1456
01:12:24,292 --> 01:12:25,083
Hei
1457
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:26,292
sialan
1458
01:12:26,292 --> 01:12:28,625
kita ini wanita,
tak perlu begitu sadis
1459
01:12:28,833 --> 01:12:30,792
selalu mengincar wajahku
1460
01:12:30,792 --> 01:12:32,083
bagaimana kalau terluka
1461
01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:34,333
akan kugigit wajahmu agar banyak luka
1462
01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:36,000
Lalu aku kan menjadi
wanita tercantik di kahyangan
1463
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,125
itu kan aku
1464
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:39,333
kau ini cantik
1465
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,333
cantik itu alami
1466
01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:44,375
meskipun kau lukai wajahku hingga 800 kali
1467
01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:49,042
aku masih lebih cantik darimu
1468
01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,875
lihatlah dirimu
1469
01:12:50,875 --> 01:12:52,542
banyak bekas luka di keningmu
1470
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:53,708
Hei
1471
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:55,583
hentikan jangan omong gitu
1472
01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:57,875
hei, jangan salahkan aku
1473
01:12:57,875 --> 01:12:59,833
kau tak memoles wajahmu
1474
01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,917
memoles?
1475
01:13:04,792 --> 01:13:07,083
apa yang kau lakukan
1476
01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,667
madu dan gula
1477
01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:10,792
ditambah bubuk persik
1478
01:13:10,792 --> 01:13:12,958
bisa hilangkan bekas lukamu lho
1479
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:14,833
belinya dimana sist?
1480
01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:15,958
tak perlu beli
1481
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,083
sini kuajari
1482
01:13:17,417 --> 01:13:18,417
oke oke oke
1483
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:55,125
kau main main denganku
1484
01:13:55,333 --> 01:13:56,750
kau mau mati
1485
01:13:58,417 --> 01:13:59,333
kau main main denganku
1486
01:13:59,333 --> 01:14:00,833
kau ingin mati
1487
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,625
aku ingin menghadapimu sendirian
1488
01:14:10,625 --> 01:14:11,875
kukatakan padamu
1489
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,333
kau datang kedalam sini
1490
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,125
berarti kau akan mati
1491
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:14,917
kenapa
1492
01:14:14,917 --> 01:14:16,458
karena kau tak bisa pakai kesaktian
1493
01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:18,375
tak ada lagi cakra
1494
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,292
sial
1495
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:24,792
aku tak percaya
1496
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:29,333
oh kau mau main
1497
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:29,958
aku juga bisa lho
1498
01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:30,833
lihatlah
1499
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:00,083
lebih besar. lebih besar.
1500
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,417
tunggu. tunggu. tunggu.
1501
01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:41,250
tunggu. tunggu. tunggu.
1502
01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:43,375
kenapa?
1503
01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:45,000
kupikir ini tak adil
1504
01:15:47,625 --> 01:15:48,958
dalam perisai ini
1505
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:50,458
kau punya cakra
1506
01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:51,542
sedangkan aku tidak
1507
01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:53,167
tentu kau bisa menang
1508
01:15:53,417 --> 01:15:54,875
apa itu menyenangkan?
1509
01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:57,375
kau benar
1510
01:15:58,083 --> 01:15:59,125
baiklah
1511
01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:00,417
aku tidak pakai cakra hari ini
1512
01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:01,875
kau akan kukalahkan secara jantan
1513
01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:02,833
bagaimana?
1514
01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,667
bagus
1515
01:16:05,125 --> 01:16:06,333
dari semua siluman
1516
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:08,375
kau ini gentle
1517
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:09,458
tentu saja
1518
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:10,417
ayo
1519
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:12,042
hari ini kita...
1520
01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:13,292
awas mukamu
1521
01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:17,750
main main denganku
1522
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:33,292
bagaimana?
1523
01:16:33,292 --> 01:16:34,333
cukup jantan
1524
01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:35,458
apa ini adil?
1525
01:16:52,542 --> 01:16:53,625
bodoh
1526
01:17:11,917 --> 01:17:13,458
bodoh
1527
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:05,833
kecil sekali
1528
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:06,792
imut banget
1529
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:07,833
bagaiman cara ngipasin
1530
01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:08,708
begini
1531
01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:09,958
keren juga
1532
01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:12,458
sangat membosankan
1533
01:18:12,542 --> 01:18:13,750
aku tak mau main denganmu
1534
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,208
akan kucarikan orang untuk main denganmu
1535
01:18:16,333 --> 01:18:17,208
kau
1536
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:18,458
akan terlihat sepertiku
1537
01:18:18,583 --> 01:18:19,750
gunakan setiap hari
1538
01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:21,250
selama sekitar sebulan
1539
01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:22,625
kau akan terlihat lebih cantik
1540
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:24,542
sebulan?
1541
01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:25,375
itu cukup lama
1542
01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:26,250
lumayan
1543
01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,500
tidak selama itu
1544
01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,000
aku ingatkan padamu
1545
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,792
sejujurnya kulitmu sangat putih
1546
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:32,333
merona tak terlalu merah
1547
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,417
merah muda
1548
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:34,625
akan lebih lembut
1549
01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:36,583
aku tak begitu pintar memilih kosmetik
1550
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:37,875
menjadi cantik
1551
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:39,083
harus pakai usaha juga
1552
01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,417
jangan anggap aku sebagai dewa sekarang
1553
01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:44,042
aku belum makan selama ratusan tahun
1554
01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,542
sangat susah jadi dewa
1555
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:50,375
tidak tahu rasanya jadi manusia
1556
01:18:50,375 --> 01:18:51,917
kenapa juga kau iri
1557
01:18:51,917 --> 01:18:53,750
tidak bisa jatuh cinta dan menikah
1558
01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:55,167
tak bisa punya anak
1559
01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:58,167
untungnya aku masih bisa punya anak
1560
01:18:58,500 --> 01:18:59,792
ah tidak
1561
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,917
jika tuan gagak jadi kaisar langit...
1562
01:19:02,917 --> 01:19:04,792
aku tak bisa bersamanya lagi
1563
01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,542
aku perhatikan
1564
01:19:07,542 --> 01:19:08,792
aku tahu kau suka dia
1565
01:19:08,792 --> 01:19:10,875
tapi tak menyangka kau begitu menginginkannya
1566
01:19:12,458 --> 01:19:14,500
sebenarnya jika tuan gagak sedang tidak marah
1567
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,917
dia kelihatan ganteng
1568
01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:21,500
Hei
1569
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,042
kenapa kau patuk aku selagi kita bicara?
1570
01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:25,583
apa kau gila?
1571
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:27,042
perintah tuan gagak
1572
01:19:27,042 --> 01:19:28,417
tak bisa kutentang
1573
01:19:28,417 --> 01:19:30,000
tapi aku juga ular
1574
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,417
aku ini licik dan pintar
1575
01:19:31,417 --> 01:19:32,292
jadi
1576
01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:34,458
telah kurencanakan menggigitmu
1577
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,292
kau...
1578
01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,875
kau...
1579
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:47,792
aku sudah dapat rahasia kecantikan
1580
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,625
lalu aku kan jadi wanita tercantik di kahyangan
1581
01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:16,750
Tiger Wu...
1582
01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:18,625
aku bukan Tiger Wu
1583
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,208
aku pengawal utama siluman gagak
1584
01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:22,750
Tiger Wong
1585
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,417
aku ini saudaramu
1586
01:20:25,417 --> 01:20:27,208
kenapa kau jadi begini
1587
01:20:28,042 --> 01:20:29,208
siluman gagak
1588
01:20:29,208 --> 01:20:31,333
apa yang kaulakuakan padanya?
1589
01:20:32,208 --> 01:20:33,708
maaf. maaf.
1590
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:34,958
aku lupa bilang
1591
01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,333
saudara yang kaucari sekian lama
1592
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:37,625
sekarang jadi bawahanku
1593
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:38,458
jadi
1594
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:40,208
akan kusuruh dia melawanmu
1595
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,417
kalian berdua sangat dekat
1596
01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:43,042
apa itu benar?
1597
01:20:44,292 --> 01:20:44,958
iya. iya.
1598
01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:45,667
Tiger Wong
1599
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,292
cepat habisi dia segera
1600
01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:48,708
jangan buang waktu
1601
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,000
aku harus pergi
1602
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,750
jangan. jangan
1603
01:20:57,042 --> 01:20:59,083
jangan Tiger
1604
01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:57,250
2 dewa telah mati
1605
01:23:58,833 --> 01:23:59,958
mereka pantas mati
1606
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:17,333
biksu gembel
1607
01:24:17,333 --> 01:24:18,625
Tiger Wu
1608
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:21,625
kalian terlahir jadi satu
1609
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:25,792
akan kuberi kalian tanda di tangan
1610
01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:29,167
jika tanda itu disatukan
1611
01:24:29,167 --> 01:24:31,542
menghasilkan kekuatan tak terbatas
1612
01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:35,542
itu waktunya menyelamatkan dunia
1613
01:24:35,542 --> 01:24:37,875
dan menegakkan keadilan
1614
01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:50,375
cepat bunuh mereka berdua
1615
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:29,708
selamat datang kembali
1616
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:30,917
kutunggu kau begitu lama
1617
01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,958
kau telah kembali
1618
01:25:36,083 --> 01:25:38,417
semua dewa telah kembali
1619
01:25:43,792 --> 01:25:45,083
Sialan
1620
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:54,375
tidak. kenapa aku kalah lagi
1621
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:55,958
aku tidak terima
1622
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:03,958
kukalahkan kau untuk kedua kalinya
1623
01:27:04,667 --> 01:27:06,042
jadilah orang baik
1624
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:07,917
semoga kau segera tobat
1625
01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:26,250
akhirnya melihat langit setelah hujan
1626
01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:27,667
benar
1627
01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:29,792
apa kita akan langsung pulang ke kahyangan?
1628
01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,083
jarang jarang kita main ke dunia
1629
01:27:33,375 --> 01:27:35,000
ayo ngobrol sebentar
1630
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,375
benar benar benar....
1631
01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,792
aku dengar ada banyak trik main tebak jari
1632
01:27:38,792 --> 01:27:40,250
bisakah kita melihatnya?
1633
01:27:41,042 --> 01:27:43,000
jangan cuma mikirin tebak jari
1634
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,208
lebih baik tanganmu yang banyak itu dipakai memijat
1635
01:27:45,208 --> 01:27:46,625
bisa dapat duit
1636
01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:48,333
- baiklah
- bisa dipertimbangakan
1637
01:27:48,625 --> 01:27:50,083
apa kalian tidak lapar
1638
01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:50,875
aku lumayan lapar
1639
01:27:50,875 --> 01:27:52,167
- ayo kita makan
- bagus
1640
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:52,958
itu bagus
1641
01:27:52,958 --> 01:27:53,833
Oke
1642
01:27:54,042 --> 01:27:54,958
dalam hal ini
1643
01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:56,167
ayo kita ke warung
1644
01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:57,542
Ya
1645
01:27:57,667 --> 01:27:59,958
kalian kuajak makan daging anjing. gimana?
1646
01:28:00,208 --> 01:28:01,333
aku tak bisa makan itu
1647
01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:02,542
cuma bercanda
1648
01:28:02,542 --> 01:28:04,625
Bagaimana aku bisa lupa anjing cerewetmu itu
1649
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:05,375
bagus
1650
01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:06,250
makan sayuran saja
1651
01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:07,250
makan makaaaan....
1652
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,500
bagus
1653
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:09,875
ayo
1654
01:28:29,917 --> 01:28:30,875
ini mie anda tuan
1655
01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:32,708
- selamat menikmati
- Amitabhaa
1656
01:28:35,125 --> 01:28:36,583
setelah peperangan
1657
01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:38,708
karena dunia sudah damai
1658
01:28:39,042 --> 01:28:41,125
masalahnya adalah... setelah damai sekian lama
1659
01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:43,542
banyak orang tidak bersiaga untuk mencegah bahaya
1660
01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,125
jadi, sebagai biksu gembel
1661
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:46,917
aku banyak sekali tekanan
1662
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:49,625
perhiasan kami ini spesial
1663
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,708
baru saja dibuat dengan tangan
1664
01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:55,000
belum selesai bicara
1665
01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:57,333
ada kunyuk muncul
1666
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,625
mbak, lihatlah
1667
01:29:00,625 --> 01:29:01,708
baiklah
1668
01:29:02,625 --> 01:29:04,125
perhiasan buatan tangan
1669
01:29:04,125 --> 01:29:05,292
mampir dan lihatlah
1670
01:29:05,292 --> 01:29:06,583
indah sekali
1671
01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:09,375
banyak gadis disekitar sini
1672
01:29:10,208 --> 01:29:11,500
Hei. Auww...
1673
01:29:13,917 --> 01:29:15,042
kau siapa?
1674
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,042
dasar mesum
1675
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:19,292
kau sangat nakal
1676
01:29:19,667 --> 01:29:21,500
minta dikasih pelajaran
1677
01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:26,833
ayo ciuman basah
1678
01:29:27,750 --> 01:29:30,000
apa maumu?
1679
01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:32,000
aku mau main sulap
1680
01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:34,667
simsalabim jadi kudanil
1681
01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:42,042
lihatlah kau imut banget
1682
01:29:42,167 --> 01:29:43,875
tapi kebesaran. tak bisa dibawa.
1683
01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:45,000
kurang kecil
1684
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,083
Hei
1685
01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:56,208
imut banget
1686
01:30:04,667 --> 01:30:06,833
imut banget
1687
01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:09,625
imut banget
1688
01:30:09,958 --> 01:30:11,208
itu majikanku
1689
01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:13,583
jangan dibawa
1690
01:30:15,250 --> 01:30:18,500
kalian berhasil menjalankan tugas dengan baik
1691
01:30:18,958 --> 01:30:22,375
jadi aku berencana menaikkan pangkat kalian 3 tingkat
1692
01:30:24,292 --> 01:30:25,208
Bagaimana?
1693
01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:26,292
tidak mau?
1694
01:30:27,375 --> 01:30:29,125
baiklah kuberi hadiah lain
1695
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:32,708
kalian akan kuberi....
1696
01:30:32,708 --> 01:30:34,792
akun VIP JAV selama 100 tahun !!
1697
01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:46,500
sudah 300 tahun tidak menciummu
1698
01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:49,333
sudah lupa bagaimana rasa bibirmu
1699
01:30:49,333 --> 01:30:51,625
kau akan tahu jika mencobanya
1700
01:30:52,333 --> 01:30:54,500
aku akan mencoba segera
1701
01:30:57,500 --> 01:30:58,917
mana Tiger Wu
1702
01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:00,417
Oh iya
1703
01:31:01,167 --> 01:31:03,125
mana dia?
1704
01:31:11,792 --> 01:31:13,292
apa kau baik saja?
1705
01:31:14,792 --> 01:31:17,000
aku tak apa
1706
01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:19,458
kalian lanjutkan ciumannya
1707
01:31:19,458 --> 01:31:20,750
aku mau istirahat dulu
1708
01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:22,167
kalian lanjutkan
1709
01:31:28,833 --> 01:31:30,250
jika terjadi sesuatu dengan Tiger Wu
1710
01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:32,250
tak bisa kuatasi sendirian
1711
01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:33,292
Hmmmm
1712
01:31:33,292 --> 01:31:34,333
Halo apa kabar
1713
01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:36,542
siapa
1714
01:31:37,625 --> 01:31:39,083
seperti pernah lihat
1715
01:31:39,083 --> 01:31:40,917
bagaimana bisa kau tidak mengenaliku
1716
01:31:42,167 --> 01:31:44,667
kalau ada kamu aku tak khawatir
1717
01:31:47,000 --> 01:32:30,000
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