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there are glasses there on your head the
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newspaper you're sitting on it land a
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cushion another baby 50 pounds of java
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fine mrs. uncle Beck what do you mean 50
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pounds and chop it fine well I thought
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you were out there who's Arthur he's the
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man I intend to marry oh don't tell me
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anything about it I'm only your father I
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can read in the newspaper what does he
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do for a living
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well he's the Iceman an Iceman College
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he's a Cornell man read range was a nice
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man he's still a nice man as far as I'm
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concerned
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put it down man get out okay now you're
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so smart how are you gonna get it in the
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icebox I'll put it in myself
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listen know whatever do back back to me
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I've been waiting for you I'll meet you
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on the first tee hurry up oh yeah how'd
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you do it in your golf bag
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yeah you just fell over it what's my
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first appointment this morning mr.
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Pipitone at 10:30 Wow just have time for
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a keyhole what about Kat
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you never wear any oh yeah where's the
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ice in the icebox
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there's just a little piece left now
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I'll have to get some more yeah keep
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that Iceman out of here gonna order
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frigid I
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so that's mine well we can't look for it
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all day been out of 20 minutes now and I
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gotta get back to the office half past
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10:00 I'm gonna drop another ball
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okay drop another if it isn't unfair to
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either of you gentlemen I can tell you
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where the ball is where I need exactly
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Thanks there's nothing fair to either
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one of us we've been looking for the
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ball 20 minutes follow I'd wait a minute
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they're still on the green I'll let him
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get out of the way this is certainly a
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great game
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you
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all lying in a sprinkler connection may
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be dropped without penalty no nearer the
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hole
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get those teeth out of that do I write
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my line
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- you can't do that
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what do you mean I can't do it read the
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car you had drops in the whore what dog
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you had to know clever dog well don't
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quibble oh snappy little hole that you
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think someone yes it is Thank You niblet
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rocky nobody having a basket partier
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don't stand behind me when I'm shooting
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you told me to stand over there sir
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never mind where I told you to stand you
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stand where I tell you that kid Saddam
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he doesn't know what time it is say by
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the way what time is it I don't know 10
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15 shut up will ya
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okay clear keep your eye on the ball
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oh wait you can't do that what do you
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mean I can't do that oh hi how about a
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little golf now I just to my clubs away
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what again hey the funniest thing
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happened
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I've taken my second stroke I beat an
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old geezer on the sconce with my fall
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right near the green was headed for the
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pin the ball rolls back into a water
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connection I pick it up drop it over my
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shoulder it dribbles down into the hole
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I'm down in - well what do you mean well
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they gave me the same argument I'm
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downing to look at the back of the car
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they wanted me to do it over again after
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I had a fine drop all right where's the
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soul it's in your hand
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how about tomorrow doc well what time oh
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wow
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no I won't be able to go why not I'm
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going duck shooting well I'll run along
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now say boy you should have been there I
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took this mashie Niblick hit the
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straight shot with a pen it beans this
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old geezer down into the water
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connection it goes coming back drops
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into the water connection I pick it up
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and drop it over my shoulder and down
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into the hole it goes well I'll give you
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a ring tomorrow doc okay well they burn
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it up take it of fried eggs on the back
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of his neck better and how do you know
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do sit down put it in here please
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you won't hurt my leg will you my doctor
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says I have a very bad leg yeah doctor's
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office nut I don't believe in doctors
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anyway cuz the doctor lives right down
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the street here treated a man for yellow
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jaundice for nine years then found out
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he was a Jap here doctor - yes it was a
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little - home you're rather fortunate
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was the Newfoundland dog that bit you
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you sit down can I use gas
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well guesser electric light I'd feel
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nervous to have you fool around me in
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the dark
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come on come on now I'll try not to be
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so cruel this time come on come on oh I
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can't let you do that again
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tell her I'm out but doctors she has a
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three o'clock appointment that wouldn't
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care she had a four o'clock appointment
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five when I was in Darjeeling Oh
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no no no we've been waiting for you when
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I found you to go out one of these Luka
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said I'm I'll go out and tell on my
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mouth don't have these buggers walking
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on me hide one I don't want to sing
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you just come in for the ride haven't I
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seen your face somewhere before
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Oh probably you've seen me at the horse
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show jockey mm-hmm can you open your
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mouth come on now you got a bigger mouth
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than that opener Oh beautiful
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hand me that 404 circular buzzsaw
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dropping dropping dropping dropping is
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that a 404 conical you can me
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pardon me
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you wouldn't let Arthur come here to see
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me so I'm going to see him excuse me a
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moment folks
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you said a mouthful
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came out easily have you ever had this
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tooth pulled the hall no this won't hurt
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you much
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I'm gonna give her cash romantic would
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you like a drink
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what is it water no thanks see that
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female wrestler gone yeah she's gone
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is he standing in a hole no he's just a
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little fella hmm Santa man I'll fix him
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how do you know how's everything up in
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Moscow
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got two strikes on the boys hey when you
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said ow
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thank you
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I can't find this mouth hand me that
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stethoscope will you thanks will you say
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our please oh okay oh okay oh I almost
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have a oh and a very pretty thing to let
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me see now Tammy a drill thank you
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I'll just open your mouth
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you can't see that hurt you doctor your
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daughter is going out with the Iceman oh
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me surely I gotta lock in the room but
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they're using a ladder where do you
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think you're going
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that's him so you're the guy to hit my
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pot on the head yeah if you want to make
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anything out of it I'd like to see you
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do that again if it's necessary for him
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to do it again no father you're not
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really going to fly a Frigidaire are you
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50 pounds we'll make it snappy
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you
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