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What are you talking about?
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Alan, don't get so uptight!
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You're telling me
you don't want to do this anymore.
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-That's not what I'm saying.
-Then what are you saying?
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Nice.
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What is it
with this morbid fixation of yours?
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You've got talent, Alan.
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I hate to see you squander it with
these adolescent monster movie images.
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Why this obsession with death?
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Everybody does life.
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Maybe you haven't noticed,
my little deadly nightshade...
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but it's a brand new age,
time to celebrate life...
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the love and the beauty
of the world around us.
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So why don't you draw what you see?
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I do.
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Yeah, more is the pity.
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Life is beautiful, Alan.
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This gruesome stuff isn't going
to get you anywhere.
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That's what my grandmother says.
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And a happy Hallow's Eve to you, my friend.
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Tricky Dick, your war is sick!
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Hell, no, we won't go!
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I can't believe you're breaking up with me
on my birthday.
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I'm not breaking up with you.
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God, you're being
so Leave it to Beaver about this.
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I'm sorry, Jessica, but I love you.
I thought you loved me.
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I do.
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I love everyone.
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-You want to.
-No such luck.
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Quit playing the Prince of Darkness
and kiss me.
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I can't. Not now.
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Suit yourself.
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Happy birthday.
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Yeah. Happy birthday to me.
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Happy fucking birthday.
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Fuck you, too!
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Good idea, Alan.
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You know, they don't appreciate you.
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Show them how important you are.
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Come on, Alan...
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you know it's beautiful over here.
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Just grit your teeth and cut!
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That's it.
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Show them, Alan.
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Do it!
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Cut!
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Surprise!
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Happy birthday!
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Why don't you guys give us some privacy?
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What are you doing?
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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I am so sorry, Alan.
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You know how much I love you.
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Damn!
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I guess lunch is gonna have to wait
until round two.
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That was a stupid fucking thing to do.
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Jesus, Alan, I was only kidding.
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I was trying to set you up
for your surprise party.
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Guess I surprised you instead.
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No shit.
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Suicide is a very selfish act, you know.
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Shit, one more life or death
seems pretty insignificant...
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in the greater planetary scheme of things.
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It makes a big difference to me.
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Death isn't glamorous, Alan.
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I guess I don't really know you.
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You, and about four billion other people
on the planet.
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Don't give me
that misunderstood artist bullshit.
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We all have problems. We deal with them.
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You know, you are whining.
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You're being kind of a creep,
to tell you the truth.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm just in my "poor me" stage.
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Call me an asshole.
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Are you ever going to pull...
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such a stupid, cruel, selfish stunt
like that again?
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-No.
-Promise?
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Promise. Cross my heart.
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Now, who loves you?
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-My mom.
-Who else?
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Baby Jesus?
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Funny. Who else?
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-You?
-Yeah.
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But I guess you want proof of that,
don't you?
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Proof is good.
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It's a little late, but...
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-happy birthday.
-Thanks.
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I like the artwork.
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Let's see here.
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"Rock 'n' Roll Revival,
Varsity Stadium in Toronto...
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"starring John Lennon
and the Plastic Ono Band."
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Jessie, where did you get these?
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How do you cut yourself
shaving in a fucking bathtub?
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That's just fucking clumsy.
Who shaves in a bathtub anyway?
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Only chicks take baths, man.
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-Shut up, Hector.
-Shut up?
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Show him the picture you took.
He sold it to the school paper.
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-Got $25, man.
-You going to split it with me?
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-It is my naked ass in the paper.
-Well....
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-Just fucking with you, man. Lighten up.
-See? I told you.
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He ain't depressed if he's fucking with you.
It was an accident.
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Look, you don't accidentally
slice your wrists.
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Hector Passmore here passed out
as soon as he saw a little blood in the tub.
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I didn't pass out,
I just felt a little woozy, is all.
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I'm a pacifist, man.
I don't dig the sight of spilled blood.
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-Tell Archie it was an accident.
-I'd really rather not talk about it right now.
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See?
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Whoa! Asshole!
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Can I take a picture of your stitches?
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Would you guys mind
getting the car for me?
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Right, we'll get the car.
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Can Alan come out and play?
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Are you okay?
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You weren't just setting me up, were you?
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-Alan....
-It's okay, I'm not going to...
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rip out my stitches or anything.
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It's true, isn't it?
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I care about you so much.
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Then tell me the truth. I'll be okay.
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I'm just trying to evolve here.
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It's like you have a wall around you.
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Like a moat to keep out your enemies.
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I'm not your enemy.
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I'm sorry, Jessica.
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I figure we get fucked up...
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go out, swipe a couple bags of candy
from trick-or-treaters...
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00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:54,221
then check out the Halloween party
at Kappa Gamma Nu.
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-Far out.
-Who wants to go to Toronto?
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As long as I can hold on
to my student deferment, I'm cool right here.
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-They got Halloween in Canada?
-I don't know, but they got this.
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00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:05,900
What is it?
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Only John Lennon
and the Plastic Ono Band.
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00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:11,567
-No way!
-Out-fucking-standing!
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00:15:11,643 --> 00:15:14,510
-Where'd you get them?
-From Jessica, for my birthday.
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Isn't she going?
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No.
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-You're okay to travel, right? I mean....
-Man, he's okay!
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I told you it was an accident!
Tell him you're okay, Alan.
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00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:29,786
If everyone wants to know so bad that
I'm all right I'll take out an ad in The Voice.
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John "I am the fucking walrus" Lennon!
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-Can I touch them?
-Don't let him, he's fucked up.
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-So are you!
-Yeah, but I can maintain better than you.
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Shit!
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-You only got two tickets?
-Dibs. I got the car. I'm driving.
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I got the tickets.
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We'll all chip in and
buy the third ticket when we get there.
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When do we go?
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00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,444
How about tonight?
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Radical!
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00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:06,762
You think the other Beatles might show up?
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Lennon's there going,
"This is an oldie, but a goodie..."
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and rips into I Want to Hold Your Hand
or something...
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00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,937
and Paul, George, and Ringo
walk on stage...
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and everybody just goes fucking apeshit!
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As far as I'm concerned,
it's anything-can-happen day.
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The Beatles, man!
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-You know what's going to be weird?
-What?
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When they get old.
What's it going to be like...
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when Lennon and Hendrix and Janis...
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and Jim Morrison
and all the gods of rock 'n' roll are like...
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old and fat and bald and shit?
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lt'll be a world I don't want to live in.
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Amen, brother.
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Don't answer it. It's gonna be Jessica
and she's gonna want her tickets back.
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-Don't be ridiculous. It is not.
-It is. Don't answer!
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It's bad news, I know it.
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00:17:02,954 --> 00:17:05,514
-Hello?
-Hi, Alan. It's me.
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I'm sorry I said what I said. I love you.
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Let's run away to Toronto and forget
about the rest of the world for a few days.
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Okay? Please?
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Please don't answer it.
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-Hello?
-Alan Parker?
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That's right.
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00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:30,512
This is Janey McCurdy.
You know, next door to your mama?
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Hi, Mrs. McCurdy.
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What is it? Is my mom okay?
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It was a stroke.
It happened in the restaurant.
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Oh, Jesus.
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I don't want you going off all halfcocked.
The doctors think she'll be okay.
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-Who is it?
-Shut up!
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Is she still in the hospital?
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Yes, and under the best of care.
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You are not going to Toronto
with Cheech and Chong here...
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while your mom's lying in a hospital
120 miles away, maybe dying.
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When do you think you'll be coming down,
Alan? Saturday?
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Tell her I'll be there tonight.
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-What?
-No!
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Won't your mama be so happy to see you?
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Thanks. Bye.
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What is it?
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It's my mom. She's in the hospital
down in Lewiston. She had a stroke.
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Shit. I'm sorry, Alan.
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What about Toronto?
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You guys go ahead.
I got to make sure my mom's okay.
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Look, Ma!
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I got a gold star, Ma.
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00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,711
What's the matter, Mama?
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Oh, baby.
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What?
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00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,847
It's gonna be okay, sweet pea.
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00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:02,488
Why are you crying?
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It's your daddy.
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A loving husband, a good father,
a generous friend....
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It's just you and me now, baby.
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00:21:24,015 --> 00:21:27,644
Alan and Jean Parker against the world.
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00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:04,979
No!
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00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:53,033
-Thanks for the ride.
-Not a problem, man.
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-Where you headed?
-Down to Lewiston.
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00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:57,867
I can take you up to Hampton Center, man.
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Far out. Thanks.
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-You want to get high?
-No, that's okay.
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What are you, a narc?
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00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,318
No, I'm not a narc.
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No, because if you're a narc,
you'd have to say you're a narc, right?
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What's in Lewiston?
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I've gotta see my mom in the hospital.
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Shit. What is she, sick?
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00:23:20,765 --> 00:23:23,962
No, she hangs out there,
pulls tricks for a few extra bucks.
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Kind of a hobby.
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She had a stroke.
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That's a drag. My mom died in a hospital.
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Heavy shit. She had lung cancer.
She weighed like 75 pounds when she died.
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Thanks for sharing that, asshole.
I feel much better now.
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I'm sorry.
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00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:41,675
Yeah, I ain't.
She was a real DAR bitch, you know.
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Her and my dad really big on oppression.
Sieg heil, that whole thing.
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00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:47,956
Actually, my mom's
Another Mother for Peace.
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Oh, that's cool. Were you in the service?
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No. Student deferment. You?
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Fuck, no, man.
They tried to drag my ass to Vietnam.
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I'm not going down there, man.
I'm not going to go get killed. I dig life.
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"Give peace a chance," right?
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I'll tell you what, pretty soon all the over-30s
are going to be six feet under.
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Then we'll see. Did you go to Woodstock?
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-No.
-You missed out, bro.
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00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,981
Righteous weed, skinny-dipping,
naked chicks.
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Here, take this.
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00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:42,211
What the fuck was that?
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00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:48,877
What a trip, man. Are you all right, brother?
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00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:53,951
-What's with the wig?
-Shit, man!
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00:24:55,159 --> 00:24:56,490
Hey, man. Shit.
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00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,793
-This yours?
-Listen.
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You know, they called me a baby killer
I'm no fucking baby killer.
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00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:09,172
I'm not gonna be a part of that war machine.
Look at me. I'm one of you.
245
00:25:09,707 --> 00:25:13,905
You're not one of me,
you weekend hippie asshole.
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-And you're a shitty driver.
-What kind of attitude is that?
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00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,978
Where are you going, man?
248
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:25,746
Where's that joint?
249
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,262
Mom?
250
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:23,532
What the fuck are you looking at?
251
00:28:31,175 --> 00:28:33,234
Come on, let's move along.
252
00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:35,672
Move along, please.
253
00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:13,608
Hey, Alan, you need a ride?
254
00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:30,658
What is it, hon?
255
00:29:34,738 --> 00:29:36,330
How did Dad die?
256
00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:41,436
He was killed in a car accident.
You know that.
257
00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:44,512
Yeah, I know, but I never really knew how.
258
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,211
How did it happen?
259
00:29:55,626 --> 00:29:59,562
He was coming home one night...
260
00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,599
from a meeting he had out in Castle Rock.
261
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,764
And his car ran out of gas...
262
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:08,134
on Route Two, you know...
263
00:30:09,306 --> 00:30:11,171
the middle of nowhere.
264
00:30:12,543 --> 00:30:14,977
He was just walking down the road...
265
00:30:15,412 --> 00:30:18,245
when someone just ran right into him.
266
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:25,584
When they finally found your daddy,
he was still holding on to the gas can.
267
00:30:37,568 --> 00:30:41,060
I honestly don't know what I'd do
if I didn't have you.
268
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,937
Do you remember him?
269
00:30:45,809 --> 00:30:47,367
Not so much.
270
00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:50,706
I wish you could.
271
00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,743
You're so much like him it scares me.
272
00:30:57,588 --> 00:31:00,716
You get on up to Orono
and make me proud, okay?
273
00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:05,452
Be careful, Al.
274
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:14,502
All right, son, let's perambulate along.
Nothing to see here.
275
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,233
Hello?
276
00:31:55,779 --> 00:31:57,406
What do you want?
277
00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:04,352
Who are you?
278
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:12,887
Dad?
279
00:32:17,801 --> 00:32:19,826
She lied to you, you know.
280
00:32:59,576 --> 00:33:02,875
-Hop on in, son. It's bugger-cold out there.
-Thanks.
281
00:33:17,027 --> 00:33:19,154
I'm heading on down to Bowdoinham.
282
00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:23,031
He trying to catch something?
283
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,899
You know, my wife Aleka, bless her soul,
she used to say...
284
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:31,541
I would end up in a ditch with a knife
in my back picking up hitchhikers.
285
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:33,974
But every time I see
a young fellow like you...
286
00:33:34,044 --> 00:33:36,979
standing on the side of the road,
I think of my younger days.
287
00:33:37,047 --> 00:33:38,605
I appreciate it.
288
00:33:39,216 --> 00:33:41,184
Yeah. Where you headed, son?
289
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:44,981
Central Maine General Hospital
down in Lewiston.
290
00:33:45,055 --> 00:33:47,489
-Yeah.
-My mother had a stroke.
291
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,957
I'm sorry to hear that.
292
00:33:51,762 --> 00:33:54,390
-They think she'll be okay.
-Yeah.
293
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:58,995
Stroke's what claimed my Allie,
not four years back.
294
00:33:59,703 --> 00:34:02,729
She just started babbling stuff,
not making a lick of sense.
295
00:34:02,806 --> 00:34:05,866
After a while she just sort of
petered out, you know.
296
00:34:06,910 --> 00:34:08,673
I miss her terrible.
297
00:34:10,013 --> 00:34:13,847
On long drives,
I can still see her face sometimes...
298
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:18,146
sitting right there where you are.
299
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:26,461
Damn!
300
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:32,498
You know, I'd take you all the way,
but I promised my brother Ralph...
301
00:34:32,636 --> 00:34:35,662
that I'd take him
over to that nursing home in Gates.
302
00:34:35,839 --> 00:34:39,240
His wife's up there,
she's got that forgetting disease...
303
00:34:39,309 --> 00:34:42,039
what do you call it,
Anderson's or whatever it is.
304
00:34:42,112 --> 00:34:45,411
-Alzheimer's.
-Alzheimer's, yeah. That's the fellow.
305
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,978
Still, I suppose I could take you all the way.
306
00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:53,117
Don't let him.
There's something wrong with him.
307
00:34:56,527 --> 00:35:00,930
You don't have to do that.
I can get a ride from Gates easy.
308
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:04,664
Damn, damn truss!
309
00:35:07,838 --> 00:35:09,965
Damn rupture!
You know, pardon my French...
310
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,736
but if you stick around
this old world long enough...
311
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:16,075
after a while all your works
start falling apart, you know.
312
00:35:16,213 --> 00:35:18,909
It just seems like the longer you live...
313
00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:21,815
the more God wants to kick you in the ass.
314
00:35:22,853 --> 00:35:27,415
Still, it's good that you dropped everything
to go see your mom the way you're doing.
315
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:30,290
She's a good mom.
316
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,861
Okay, Mrs. Parker.
317
00:35:34,832 --> 00:35:37,027
Well. This must be little Al.
318
00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,764
Alan. Who are you?
319
00:35:40,604 --> 00:35:43,095
This is Mr. Dalrymple from the ADC.
320
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:47,175
I think I have everything
I need for now, Mrs. Parker.
321
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:48,836
-Good. We'll be in touch.
-Thank you.
322
00:35:48,912 --> 00:35:51,813
-Thanks for the coffee and cookies.
-You're welcome.
323
00:35:52,549 --> 00:35:55,109
-Son.
-Goodbye!
324
00:35:57,154 --> 00:36:00,089
-What's ADC?
-He says it's Aid to Dependent Children...
325
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:03,092
but I think it's Awful Damn Crapheads.
326
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,894
Gotta pucker up
and smooch his white heinie...
327
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:10,400
just to make sure he writes a good report,
so we can get an extra $50 a month.
328
00:36:10,567 --> 00:36:13,058
-What?
-"Awful Damn Crapheads"?
329
00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:21,206
It's just you and me against the world, Al.
330
00:36:29,953 --> 00:36:31,011
Mom?
331
00:36:57,147 --> 00:36:58,944
It got so my Allie...
332
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,810
didn't even know her own name.
333
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:07,554
She had that look in her eye,
like she's saying, "Let me out of here."
334
00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:12,258
I mean, if she could think of the words
to say. You know what I mean?
335
00:37:20,170 --> 00:37:21,228
Mom?
336
00:37:24,074 --> 00:37:25,939
There's nothing we can really do for her.
337
00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:29,342
She's going to need someone to care for her
for the rest of her life.
338
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,314
That's your job,
which means quitting school, of course...
339
00:37:32,382 --> 00:37:34,816
and any semblance of a life
that you may have had.
340
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:40,712
Yeah. I know what you mean.
341
00:37:45,862 --> 00:37:49,195
Look at that.
Look at that harvest moon, son.
342
00:37:49,566 --> 00:37:51,295
Ain't she a corker?
343
00:37:51,668 --> 00:37:53,898
Make a wish on it, boy!
344
00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:58,066
I wish my mom knows me
when I walk into her room.
345
00:37:58,141 --> 00:38:00,769
That her eyes would light up
and she'd say my name.
346
00:38:00,844 --> 00:38:03,472
I wouldn't fuck with wishes if I were you.
347
00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,841
Remember The Monkey's Paw?
348
00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:09,209
I wish my Allie was here.
349
00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:33,941
Oh, to hell with Ralph.
350
00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:37,941
Why don't I just take you right on down
to Lewiston with me, son?
351
00:38:38,015 --> 00:38:41,849
Just take you right on down there with me.
What would you say?
352
00:38:42,619 --> 00:38:46,111
Don't do it!
It's another 20 miles of the stink of piss...
353
00:38:46,256 --> 00:38:50,124
and weaving across lanes
till we get hit head on by some Mack truck!
354
00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:52,423
He's dying, man! Can't you smell it?
355
00:38:52,562 --> 00:38:55,531
-What do you say, son?
-No, that's okay.
356
00:38:56,233 --> 00:39:00,101
You take care of your brother. He needs you
as much as my mom needs me.
357
00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:04,435
To hell with Ralph! To hell with him!
I'll take you right to the hospital door...
358
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,976
even though we never met before.
What do you say, son?
359
00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:09,808
What do you say? I'll take you right there!
360
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,438
No, it's okay.
361
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:18,713
Thanks. I can go out that way.
I can get a ride in no time.
362
00:39:19,956 --> 00:39:23,517
Yeah, best you do that.
363
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,252
Get a ride outside of town.
364
00:39:25,328 --> 00:39:28,354
Nobody would give you a ride inside town,
you know.
365
00:39:28,632 --> 00:39:29,724
Okay.
366
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,869
You sure, now? A bird in the hand....
367
00:39:32,936 --> 00:39:35,461
I'll be okay. Thank you.
368
00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:37,696
Any time, son.
369
00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:41,840
My wife Allie....
370
00:39:42,746 --> 00:39:44,145
What's that?
371
00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,589
What's the matter with you?
372
00:40:35,232 --> 00:40:39,191
It was just a sad old man
with leaky plumbing in a sad old car.
373
00:40:39,936 --> 00:40:41,961
There was nobody in there with him.
374
00:40:42,038 --> 00:40:44,666
It was just a reflection or something.
375
00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:47,904
What the hell were you so afraid of?
376
00:40:48,078 --> 00:40:51,070
You were afraid you might
catch what he's got.
377
00:40:51,848 --> 00:40:54,282
Sometimes it's right to be afraid.
378
00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:56,853
I'm not afraid of death.
379
00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:58,984
Oh, yeah, that's right.
380
00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:02,421
You're the fucking Prince of Darkness.
381
00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:19,566
Here we go.
382
00:41:21,845 --> 00:41:23,506
Get a job, faggot!
383
00:41:24,381 --> 00:41:25,848
Hey, fuck you!
384
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,813
Oh, shit!
385
00:42:46,930 --> 00:42:48,329
There he is!
386
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:34,283
Pussy.
387
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:01,915
Go on! Go home!
388
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,651
Go on, go! Get! Go!
389
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,028
Jesus.
390
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:20,385
Don't you wanna see me before I die?
391
00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:23,660
Of course I do, Mom.
392
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,894
Then why do you keep turning down rides?
393
00:48:28,438 --> 00:48:31,896
Fun is fun and done is done.
394
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:35,571
Don't you love me?
395
00:49:27,263 --> 00:49:28,423
Freezing.
396
00:49:56,025 --> 00:49:58,755
-Look how high we are.
-Why did we do this?
397
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:25,450
-Mom, let's go.
-What?
398
00:50:26,789 --> 00:50:28,416
I just want to go.
399
00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:32,019
Al, you've been bugging me all weekend
to ride the Bullet.
400
00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:34,325
I know. I just wanna go.
401
00:50:34,697 --> 00:50:37,257
If you're gonna make me wait
in the freezing cold...
402
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:41,201
-you're going to go on the goddamned ride!
-I changed my mind. I can't.
403
00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:44,363
That's it. That's the last time, buddy boy!
404
00:50:44,574 --> 00:50:46,872
I've had it with your nonsense!
405
00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:23,866
"George Staub."
406
00:52:25,908 --> 00:52:28,741
Jesus, he died two years ago today.
407
00:52:30,613 --> 00:52:33,309
Yeah, but he was born on your birthday.
408
00:52:36,285 --> 00:52:39,186
-"Fun is fun."
-And done is done.
409
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:42,448
Oh, shit.
410
00:52:43,726 --> 00:52:45,193
Mom's dead.
411
00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,001
We're saving a place for you!
412
00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:12,182
That didn't happen.
413
00:53:12,588 --> 00:53:16,285
You're in a graveyard, on your way
to see your mom in the hospital.
414
00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:19,123
You're riding with every maniac on the road.
415
00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,561
You think you're in a horror movie,
but you're not.
416
00:53:21,631 --> 00:53:24,566
You're just trying to get home to see Mom.
417
00:53:26,035 --> 00:53:28,833
If you just walk out of here now
without looking back...
418
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:31,965
you can go on believing that
for the rest of your life.
419
00:53:33,409 --> 00:53:34,774
Fuck that.
420
00:53:41,217 --> 00:53:43,208
You know that's not what it said.
421
00:53:43,286 --> 00:53:44,651
I just read it wrong.
422
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,120
Bullshit.
It said, "Fun is fun and done is done."
423
00:53:47,189 --> 00:53:49,089
-Mom's dead.
-No.
424
00:54:14,617 --> 00:54:17,552
-Thanks for the ride.
-Not a problem.
425
00:54:23,759 --> 00:54:26,159
-Headed up to the city?
-Sure am.
426
00:54:26,829 --> 00:54:28,353
Cool. Me, too.
427
00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:35,965
Maybe we should have taken another car.
428
00:54:36,939 --> 00:54:40,033
-What are you doing up in the city?
-Don't tell him.
429
00:54:40,242 --> 00:54:42,938
There's something's wrong here.
Don't tell him.
430
00:54:43,012 --> 00:54:47,073
My brother's getting married.
I'm gonna be his best man.
431
00:54:47,783 --> 00:54:51,742
Rehearsal's tomorrow,
plus a stag party after.
432
00:54:52,388 --> 00:54:53,548
Yeah?
433
00:54:54,423 --> 00:54:57,358
Your brother's getting married. That's good.
434
00:55:01,797 --> 00:55:04,925
-What's your name?
-Lie!
435
00:55:05,735 --> 00:55:08,670
Hector. Hector Passmore.
436
00:55:11,574 --> 00:55:15,408
There's something really wrong here.
You're never gonna make it to Lewiston.
437
00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:18,242
Mom's dead.
You're never gonna make it home.
438
00:55:18,447 --> 00:55:20,142
And what's that awful smell?
439
00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:23,185
Bet you got a lot of shit for that,
back in school?
440
00:55:24,186 --> 00:55:25,380
What?
441
00:55:25,554 --> 00:55:28,352
Name like that. Hector Passmore.
442
00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:30,453
Yeah, I guess so.
443
00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,828
Shit, man. I'd have changed it.
444
00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:41,393
Nice to meet you, Hector.
445
00:55:42,438 --> 00:55:43,928
Name's George.
446
00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,366
George Staub.
447
00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:54,105
Formaldehyde! That's the smell!
The son of a bitch is dead!
448
00:55:57,553 --> 00:55:59,214
The dead travel fast.
449
00:56:06,095 --> 00:56:08,222
I can't let him know I know.
450
00:56:09,665 --> 00:56:12,463
I dig this song, man. I really dig this song.
451
00:56:13,102 --> 00:56:16,538
Why didn't I go with the old guy
in the truss? What was I so afraid of?
452
00:56:16,672 --> 00:56:18,230
The dead travel fast.
453
00:56:18,307 --> 00:56:20,901
That old fart never moved more than 45.
454
00:56:24,213 --> 00:56:27,307
So, there's nothing like a wedding.
455
00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:32,411
Yeah. Everyone should do it at least twice.
456
00:56:32,621 --> 00:56:35,454
Easy! You can't let him know you know!
457
00:56:36,759 --> 00:56:41,492
At least twice!
Yeah, sounds like my whole fucking family!
458
00:56:42,031 --> 00:56:43,555
Yeah, mine, too.
459
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,731
-There's really nothing like a funeral, right?
-Wedding.
460
00:56:49,972 --> 00:56:53,430
-What?
-Shit. You said "funeral"!
461
00:56:54,610 --> 00:56:56,703
He knows!
462
00:56:59,849 --> 00:57:03,114
God, what's under that hat?
463
00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:17,927
Wedding.
464
00:57:18,801 --> 00:57:20,462
You said "funeral."
465
00:57:23,506 --> 00:57:24,734
Wedding.
466
00:57:25,241 --> 00:57:27,106
Wedding is what I meant to say.
467
00:57:27,176 --> 00:57:30,077
We always say what we mean to say, Hector.
468
00:57:30,579 --> 00:57:32,444
That's what I think.
469
00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:34,713
Me and Sigmund Freud.
470
00:57:36,585 --> 00:57:38,018
He's fucking with you, man.
471
00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:41,250
He knows you saw his grave.
He knows you know he's dead.
472
00:57:54,970 --> 00:57:56,665
Feel all right?
473
00:57:57,873 --> 00:57:59,067
Yeah.
474
00:57:59,909 --> 00:58:03,401
-You sure?
-I'm just a little carsick, I guess.
475
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:06,047
I think you should let me out.
476
00:58:06,115 --> 00:58:09,846
Maybe if I get a little fresh air,
my stomach will settle down.
477
00:58:10,486 --> 00:58:12,078
Someone else will come along.
478
00:58:12,154 --> 00:58:14,622
Oh, no, I can't let you out here.
479
00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:18,189
In the middle of nowhere? All alone?
480
00:58:23,098 --> 00:58:25,123
Could be hours
before someone came along...
481
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:28,329
and even if they did,
they might not pick you up.
482
00:58:28,404 --> 00:58:30,736
No way I'm letting you out here.
483
00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:35,041
Crack your window a little.
484
00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:38,912
I know it doesn't smell so great in here.
485
00:58:38,981 --> 00:58:43,213
Hung up one of those air fresheners,
but those things don't work worth a shit.
486
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,548
Of course...
487
00:58:45,754 --> 00:58:48,917
some smells are harder to get rid of
than others.
488
00:58:54,330 --> 00:58:56,525
Reminds me of that story...
489
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:01,367
about that kid that buys
a brand-new Cadillac for $750.
490
00:59:01,437 --> 00:59:03,405
You heard that story?
491
00:59:03,906 --> 00:59:06,170
I think everybody's heard that story.
492
00:59:09,211 --> 00:59:11,076
Kid wants to buy a car.
493
00:59:12,147 --> 00:59:15,275
Sees a brand-new Caddy sitting out
in front of this guy's house.
494
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:17,114
"For sale by owner. "
495
00:59:18,020 --> 00:59:20,784
Kid knows he can't afford no Cadillac car.
496
00:59:21,023 --> 00:59:23,457
Can't get within a shout of a Caddy...
497
00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:25,652
but he's curious, you know?
498
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:29,061
How much does something like this go for?
499
00:59:29,131 --> 00:59:33,261
Kid, this is your lucky day.
$750 and you can drive it away.
500
00:59:33,569 --> 00:59:37,596
Yeah, right. That's about as funny
as a screen door in a submarine.
501
00:59:37,873 --> 00:59:41,138
No joke, kid.
Pony up the cash and she's yours.
502
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:44,836
Hell, I'll even take a check.
You've got an honest face.
503
00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:47,075
I heard it was a Thunderbird.
504
00:59:47,983 --> 00:59:50,110
T-Bird, Caddy, same shit.
505
00:59:50,653 --> 00:59:51,950
It's a story.
506
00:59:52,421 --> 00:59:54,480
I may only be 17, but I'm no idiot.
507
00:59:54,556 --> 00:59:56,990
Nobody sells a car like this for $750.
508
00:59:57,626 --> 00:59:59,821
I don't want her anymore, son.
509
01:00:01,163 --> 01:00:02,562
She smells.
510
01:00:03,332 --> 01:00:05,562
You can't get a smell like that out.
511
01:00:05,801 --> 01:00:09,362
I've tried everything you can think of,
and some you can't.
512
01:00:11,273 --> 01:00:12,604
You see....
513
01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:15,475
I was on a business trip.
514
01:00:15,945 --> 01:00:18,277
Gone a couple, three weeks.
515
01:00:37,766 --> 01:00:38,994
God!
516
01:00:47,443 --> 01:00:51,038
She must have been dead
practically the whole time he'd been gone.
517
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,672
I don't know if it was a suicide
or a heart attack or what.
518
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:56,877
She's all bloated up...
519
01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:59,887
and the car, it's filled with that smell...
520
01:01:00,022 --> 01:01:02,547
and all he wanted to do was sell it.
521
01:01:02,858 --> 01:01:04,621
That's some story.
522
01:01:05,594 --> 01:01:07,892
Why wouldn't he just call home?
523
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:09,156
What?
524
01:01:09,798 --> 01:01:11,663
He's gone for weeks on a business trip...
525
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,929
he doesn't call home
to see how his wife's doing?
526
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:16,494
That's sort of beside the point, ain't it?
527
01:01:16,705 --> 01:01:19,435
I mean, what a bargain! That's the point.
528
01:01:20,676 --> 01:01:21,904
Who wouldn't be tempted?
529
01:01:21,977 --> 01:01:24,878
Probably drive the fucking car
with the windows down, right?
530
01:01:24,947 --> 01:01:27,381
It's a story. Fiction.
531
01:01:28,083 --> 01:01:30,881
I thought of it
because of the smell in this car.
532
01:01:31,286 --> 01:01:32,878
Which is a fact.
533
01:01:38,527 --> 01:01:41,052
Check out this button. Thrill Village.
534
01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:44,665
That's where I was today.
535
01:01:45,067 --> 01:01:48,093
My girlfriend was gonna go,
but called and said she was sick.
536
01:01:48,170 --> 01:01:51,469
You see, she gets these bad cramps
when she's O.T.R.
537
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:52,734
It's too bad...
538
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,742
but what's the alternative?
539
01:01:54,877 --> 01:01:57,812
No rag at all? Then we'd both be in trouble.
540
01:02:00,516 --> 01:02:02,108
So I went alone.
541
01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:05,176
You ever been to Thrill Village?
542
01:02:07,956 --> 01:02:09,048
Once.
543
01:02:09,124 --> 01:02:10,352
When I was 12.
544
01:02:11,093 --> 01:02:14,893
You didn't go alone, did you?
Not if you were 12, you didn't.
545
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:19,130
You didn't tell him that!
Not out loud! He's fucking with you.
546
01:02:19,234 --> 01:02:23,034
You gotta just open the door,
tuck your head under your arms and jump!
547
01:02:23,138 --> 01:02:26,801
He'd only reach over and grab me
and pull me right back in with him.
548
01:02:28,644 --> 01:02:30,441
Yeah, my dad took me.
549
01:02:31,313 --> 01:02:32,575
Your dad?
550
01:02:36,318 --> 01:02:40,118
Did you ride the Bullet?
I rode that fucker four times!
551
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:45,322
Did you ride the Bullet, Alan?
552
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,386
You told him your name was Hector!
553
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:50,295
Don't let him know you know.
554
01:02:53,335 --> 01:02:56,429
-Yeah, I rode the Bullet.
-No.
555
01:03:00,843 --> 01:03:02,640
You didn't ride the Bullet.
556
01:03:04,513 --> 01:03:06,947
I mean, you got in line and everything...
557
01:03:07,249 --> 01:03:11,242
but you were with your mom,
not your dad. Remember?
558
01:03:11,553 --> 01:03:13,111
The line was long...
559
01:03:13,188 --> 01:03:16,055
your mom didn't wanna wait
out there in the cold.
560
01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:18,384
But you kept hassling her all day.
561
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:22,226
And when you finally got to the head
of the line what happened, Alan?
562
01:03:23,098 --> 01:03:25,862
You chickened out, didn't you? Didn't you?
563
01:03:28,237 --> 01:03:29,295
Yes.
564
01:03:33,275 --> 01:03:35,266
When we got close...
565
01:03:36,411 --> 01:03:38,606
and I saw how high it was...
566
01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,746
how it turned over the top...
567
01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,713
how they screamed when it came down...
568
01:03:49,591 --> 01:03:51,183
I chickened out.
569
01:03:53,495 --> 01:03:54,962
And she swatted me.
570
01:03:57,065 --> 01:03:59,863
She wouldn't talk to me all the way home.
571
01:04:01,236 --> 01:04:03,204
I never rode the Bullet.
572
01:04:04,706 --> 01:04:06,173
Until now.
573
01:04:09,077 --> 01:04:12,376
I stopped by the state line to get some beers
on my way home.
574
01:04:12,447 --> 01:04:15,416
I was gonna give my girlfriend
this button as a joke.
575
01:04:17,219 --> 01:04:19,619
But you probably know
what happened then.
576
01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:40,967
Every Halloween, when the moon is full
and the wind is high...
577
01:05:41,069 --> 01:05:43,833
you might see George Staub
on Old Ridge Road...
578
01:05:44,306 --> 01:05:47,139
Iooking for souls. Like yours!
579
01:05:53,915 --> 01:05:55,940
There's nothing like a funeral, huh?
580
01:05:56,018 --> 01:05:57,747
Isn't that what you said?
581
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:00,585
Let me out. Please.
582
01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:03,514
Do you know who I am?
583
01:06:05,193 --> 01:06:06,820
You're a ghost.
584
01:06:09,531 --> 01:06:12,125
Come on. You can do better than that.
585
01:06:12,501 --> 01:06:14,594
Casper is a fucking ghost.
586
01:06:15,704 --> 01:06:19,435
Do I float in the air?
Can you see through me?
587
01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,872
I'm a kind of messenger...
588
01:06:23,412 --> 01:06:25,937
fucking Western Union
from beyond the grave.
589
01:06:27,115 --> 01:06:30,482
Guys like me come out
whenever the circumstances are right...
590
01:06:30,786 --> 01:06:33,311
because we like to play with guys like you.
591
01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:35,787
Because you are one of us...
592
01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:39,250
the walking dead.
593
01:06:41,463 --> 01:06:44,489
Surgeon did good work.
He must have liked you.
594
01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:48,059
After all, it is your legacy, isn't it?
595
01:06:49,538 --> 01:06:51,472
-What do you mean?
-You know.
596
01:06:52,274 --> 01:06:54,208
Since your dad killed himself.
597
01:06:55,077 --> 01:06:59,173
Do you know how many children of suicides
commit suicide themselves?
598
01:07:00,015 --> 01:07:01,710
It's your heritage, man.
599
01:07:02,451 --> 01:07:06,353
My father didn't commit suicide.
He was killed in a car accident.
600
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:09,652
-Is that what she told you?
-It's what happened!
601
01:07:09,858 --> 01:07:11,189
No, Alan.
602
01:07:13,295 --> 01:07:15,525
Let me tell you what really happened.
603
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,212
Splat!
604
01:07:42,657 --> 01:07:44,648
He painted Miss November with his brains.
605
01:07:44,726 --> 01:07:46,887
That's bullshit!
606
01:07:47,696 --> 01:07:50,859
Bullshit? You know it's not.
607
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:56,435
You know what I think?
608
01:07:56,505 --> 01:07:58,996
I think whoever runs things
likes to be entertained.
609
01:07:59,074 --> 01:08:01,804
He always wants to see
if you're happy with what you got...
610
01:08:01,877 --> 01:08:04,903
or if he can talk you into
what's behind curtain number two.
611
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:07,312
But everything has to be just right.
612
01:08:07,382 --> 01:08:09,111
And tonight it was.
613
01:08:09,251 --> 01:08:13,153
You out there all by yourself,
needing a ride in the night...
614
01:08:13,789 --> 01:08:16,587
in the dark, with your fucking wrist.
615
01:08:17,192 --> 01:08:18,489
And your dad.
616
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,323
Your mother dying in the hospital.
617
01:08:20,395 --> 01:08:21,987
She's not dying!
618
01:08:22,531 --> 01:08:24,499
Yeah, right. Not yet.
619
01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:30,434
None of this would've happened if I'd stayed
with the old man in the truck, would it?
620
01:08:30,505 --> 01:08:32,302
That's hard to say.
621
01:08:32,941 --> 01:08:34,841
Maybe he was dead, too.
622
01:08:37,112 --> 01:08:38,943
There's no time to talk about that.
623
01:08:39,014 --> 01:08:41,915
In five miles we're going
to start seeing houses again.
624
01:08:41,983 --> 01:08:44,952
A few miles past that
is the Lewiston city line.
625
01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:47,511
Which means you have to decide now.
626
01:08:48,723 --> 01:08:50,122
Decide what?
627
01:08:50,592 --> 01:08:53,755
Who rides the Bullet
and who stays on the ground.
628
01:08:54,496 --> 01:08:56,327
You or your mother.
629
01:08:57,299 --> 01:09:00,700
-What?
-I'm taking one of you with me, Al.
630
01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:04,867
Who's it going be? You or your mom?
631
01:09:06,308 --> 01:09:09,709
-What are you talking about?
-It's time for one of you to die!
632
01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:13,876
The choice is yours. It's all up to you.
633
01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,377
This shit isn't funny, man.
634
01:09:19,521 --> 01:09:20,852
I'm serious.
635
01:09:20,922 --> 01:09:24,414
I'm as serious as cancer.
You've got a choice to make.
636
01:09:24,793 --> 01:09:26,260
You or Mommy.
637
01:09:26,628 --> 01:09:28,721
So put on your thinking cap.
638
01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:31,259
Hi.
639
01:09:32,534 --> 01:09:35,094
We had peach pie, so I saved you a slice.
640
01:09:46,414 --> 01:09:48,109
Come here, hon.
641
01:09:48,884 --> 01:09:51,512
It's you and me against the world, Al.
642
01:09:54,322 --> 01:09:56,119
What do you say, Al?
643
01:09:57,692 --> 01:10:01,150
-Time's a-wasting.
-I can't decide something like that.
644
01:10:01,229 --> 01:10:03,993
-It's not fair to ask me.
-I know.
645
01:10:05,433 --> 01:10:07,094
They all say that.
646
01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:11,530
But if you don't decide
by the time we get to that first light...
647
01:10:11,606 --> 01:10:13,972
I'll just have to take you both.
648
01:10:14,242 --> 01:10:15,607
Take us where?
649
01:10:15,677 --> 01:10:18,578
Come on, that's an easy one.
650
01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:20,973
This is your meat, Al.
651
01:10:21,049 --> 01:10:23,984
Life obviously doesn't mean
that much to you.
652
01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:27,017
You just love death, don't you?
653
01:10:27,255 --> 01:10:31,521
The romance, the mystery,
the dark fucking beauty of it.
654
01:10:32,060 --> 01:10:34,824
What's the big deal? People die every day.
655
01:10:34,896 --> 01:10:36,693
A shitload of people.
656
01:10:37,966 --> 01:10:39,593
It is a big deal.
657
01:10:39,701 --> 01:10:41,168
I see.
658
01:10:41,236 --> 01:10:44,467
Have we had a little change of heart,
drama boy?
659
01:10:45,006 --> 01:10:48,100
What was that,
just a cry for help, O Prince of Darkness?
660
01:10:48,176 --> 01:10:50,906
-No!
-What the fuck were you thinking?
661
01:10:51,179 --> 01:10:52,908
What's more valuable than your life...
662
01:10:52,981 --> 01:10:55,541
all that there is in your future,
hell, right now?
663
01:10:55,617 --> 01:10:57,642
Come on, just give mom the boot.
664
01:10:57,719 --> 01:11:00,187
She's already got diabetes,
smokes like a chimney.
665
01:11:00,255 --> 01:11:03,554
-She doesn't have long left anyway.
-This is bullshit!
666
01:11:03,692 --> 01:11:05,887
Yeah, they all say that, too.
667
01:11:08,663 --> 01:11:13,032
You know, I'd just as soon take two as one.
It's more points for me.
668
01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:18,537
Go ahead, Alan, you're an artist.
Paint the walls, like I did.
669
01:11:24,212 --> 01:11:27,010
Come on, Al.
We're running out of wilderness.
670
01:11:27,082 --> 01:11:28,709
What do you say?
671
01:11:29,117 --> 01:11:30,948
It's time to choose.
672
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:35,613
-I'm not going to do that.
-Okay. Then I'll do it for you.
673
01:11:36,558 --> 01:11:38,492
No.
674
01:11:49,971 --> 01:11:52,303
This isn't a request, Al baby!
675
01:11:52,707 --> 01:11:54,698
You're here for a reason.
676
01:11:54,776 --> 01:11:57,506
It's not fair. You can't make me choose.
677
01:11:57,646 --> 01:12:00,171
Hey, man, I didn't even have a choice.
678
01:12:00,515 --> 01:12:01,812
You do.
679
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:04,142
I'd take it if I were you.
680
01:12:04,419 --> 01:12:05,852
I'm only 21.
681
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:10,516
I've got a whole life in front of me.
48 is old. She's sick, real sick.
682
01:12:10,892 --> 01:12:12,826
And it is only a matter of time.
683
01:12:12,894 --> 01:12:14,589
Your mom worked her ass off for you.
684
01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:17,757
All those shit jobs to put money away
so you could go to school.
685
01:12:17,832 --> 01:12:19,561
Hell, so you could even eat.
686
01:12:19,634 --> 01:12:21,727
Who the fuck are you anyway?
687
01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:25,698
The angel on his right shoulder
or the devil on his left?
688
01:12:25,940 --> 01:12:27,874
Then shut the fuck up!
689
01:12:29,310 --> 01:12:32,939
Who's it going to be, Al?
You or Mommy? Or both?
690
01:12:33,181 --> 01:12:34,375
No!
691
01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:58,555
They're coming to get you, Barbara.
692
01:16:13,701 --> 01:16:16,898
Just settle back and enjoy the ride, Son.
693
01:16:17,272 --> 01:16:21,003
Why didn't you come, Al?
Why did you let me die all alone?
694
01:16:21,943 --> 01:16:24,468
We never quite made it to Toronto, man!
695
01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:33,471
Mom?
696
01:17:46,227 --> 01:17:48,957
-Is that you?
-Of course it's me.
697
01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:51,727
He brought me here.
698
01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:01,232
You have to choose, honey.
699
01:18:02,510 --> 01:18:04,637
You have to make the choice.
700
01:18:05,380 --> 01:18:07,280
I can't do that, Mom.
701
01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:10,917
You have to.
702
01:18:14,222 --> 01:18:16,349
What's wrong with your hand?
703
01:18:20,561 --> 01:18:24,088
You ripped the fucking skin off of it,
that's what's wrong!
704
01:18:26,467 --> 01:18:30,460
You can't run away, Alan.
And you can't kill what's already dead.
705
01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:33,631
Now quit pissing me off
and make your decision!
706
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:56,052
Hurry, Al. Speed it up.
That's the first house.
707
01:18:56,164 --> 01:18:59,429
If you've got something to tell me,
you better tell me now.
708
01:18:59,567 --> 01:19:02,730
How do you choose?
How the hell do you choose?
709
01:19:04,672 --> 01:19:06,970
I've had it with your nonsense!
710
01:19:08,209 --> 01:19:11,201
Just you and me against the world, Al.
711
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:14,938
I honestly don't know what I'd do
if I didn't have you.
712
01:19:15,950 --> 01:19:17,815
Make me proud, okay?
713
01:19:25,827 --> 01:19:27,624
Happy birthday!
714
01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:30,756
Now, Al. Now!
715
01:19:32,867 --> 01:19:35,131
Is it going to be your mother or you?
716
01:19:37,805 --> 01:19:39,363
Now, Al!
717
01:19:40,975 --> 01:19:43,637
Take her! Take my Mom, don't take me!
718
01:19:47,415 --> 01:19:49,406
Pleasant dreams, Al.
719
01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:48,509
Where are you headed, son?
720
01:20:49,043 --> 01:20:52,137
-Lewiston.
-That works for both of us. Come on.
721
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:53,813
Thank you.
722
01:21:15,102 --> 01:21:18,071
Good luck, son.
I hope your mom's on the mend.
723
01:21:19,373 --> 01:21:20,601
Thanks.
724
01:21:21,275 --> 01:21:24,836
Did you ride the Bullet?
I rode that fucker four times.
725
01:21:26,414 --> 01:21:29,781
You all right, son?
You come over all shivery.
726
01:21:32,086 --> 01:21:33,348
I'm okay.
727
01:21:35,189 --> 01:21:36,656
Thanks again.
728
01:22:08,356 --> 01:22:11,086
Hi, I'm here to see Jean Parker.
729
01:22:11,559 --> 01:22:14,187
I'm sorry, visiting hours end at 9:00.
730
01:22:14,428 --> 01:22:17,261
She's my mother. She had a stroke.
731
01:22:17,732 --> 01:22:20,792
I hitchhiked all the way
from Orono to see her.
732
01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:25,867
We can make the occasional exception
for immediate family, I think.
733
01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:27,404
Thank you.
734
01:22:28,175 --> 01:22:30,541
Let's see, that was Parker?
735
01:22:30,611 --> 01:22:32,602
Right. Jean Parker.
736
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,718
Let me call Dr. Higgins.
737
01:22:46,560 --> 01:22:47,618
Okay.
738
01:22:48,929 --> 01:22:51,227
He'll be here in just a minute.
739
01:22:53,234 --> 01:22:54,599
Mr. Parker?
740
01:22:57,605 --> 01:23:01,200
I'm sorry, Alan,
but your mother passed away at about 8:00.
741
01:23:03,010 --> 01:23:05,103
Let's see, that was Parker?
742
01:23:05,813 --> 01:23:07,542
Right. Jean Parker.
743
01:23:08,816 --> 01:23:11,011
I've got to call Dr. Shustek.
744
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:14,947
-What is it?
-Hi, Dr. Shustek.
745
01:23:15,022 --> 01:23:17,047
Jean Parker's son is here.
746
01:23:17,325 --> 01:23:18,417
Okay.
747
01:23:19,493 --> 01:23:21,484
Dr. Shustek will be right here.
748
01:23:23,064 --> 01:23:24,429
Mr. Parker?
749
01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:28,761
I'm not going to lie to you.
Your mother is a vegetable.
750
01:23:28,836 --> 01:23:31,031
A rutabaga. A banana squash.
751
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,339
She's fucked. And so are you.
752
01:23:34,742 --> 01:23:38,337
Let's see. Here she is, in 487.
753
01:23:38,713 --> 01:23:41,773
Let me call up and see
if it's okay for you to come up.
754
01:23:41,882 --> 01:23:44,077
-Is she okay?
-Hang on a second.
755
01:23:46,187 --> 01:23:49,850
Hi, Annie. Jean Parker's son is here.
Could he come up and see her?
756
01:23:51,158 --> 01:23:54,616
Annie's just going down to check in on her.
It'll just be a minute.
757
01:23:54,695 --> 01:23:55,923
Thanks.
758
01:24:08,442 --> 01:24:09,773
It's real.
759
01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:13,080
Then why isn't she dead?
760
01:24:13,247 --> 01:24:15,272
Okay, Annie. I understand.
761
01:24:15,716 --> 01:24:17,581
I will. Thanks.
762
01:24:19,653 --> 01:24:22,349
Annie says you can come up,
but just for a few minutes.
763
01:24:22,423 --> 01:24:25,654
Your mother's had her evening medication,
and she's a little soupy.
764
01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:26,920
Thanks.
765
01:25:28,322 --> 01:25:31,155
Mr. Parker? Hurry up, she's going.
766
01:25:31,692 --> 01:25:34,661
-Going?
-No, I just meant the sedative.
767
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:37,397
She's going to sleep, that's all I meant.
768
01:25:37,465 --> 01:25:40,901
God, I am so stupid. No, she is fine, just....
769
01:25:42,102 --> 01:25:44,502
-You're not going to faint, are you?
-No.
770
01:25:59,286 --> 01:26:02,153
I know what you did, Al!
771
01:26:13,567 --> 01:26:14,659
Alan?
772
01:26:16,604 --> 01:26:17,764
Honey?
773
01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:32,247
Now, don't you cry.
774
01:26:33,020 --> 01:26:34,647
No need for that.
775
01:26:38,692 --> 01:26:40,717
I came as soon as I heard.
776
01:26:41,028 --> 01:26:42,791
Mrs. McCurdy called.
777
01:26:43,797 --> 01:26:47,790
I told her that the weekend would be fine.
778
01:26:48,402 --> 01:26:50,962
Yeah, to hell with that.
779
01:26:53,807 --> 01:26:55,604
How did you get here?
780
01:26:56,810 --> 01:26:58,277
I hitchhiked.
781
01:26:58,979 --> 01:27:00,139
Gory.
782
01:27:04,118 --> 01:27:06,245
You have blood in your hair.
783
01:27:09,924 --> 01:27:12,757
It's nothing, Mom. I bumped my head.
784
01:27:13,627 --> 01:27:14,924
Not good.
785
01:27:16,330 --> 01:27:18,764
You have to take care of yourself.
786
01:27:20,234 --> 01:27:23,931
I think we should let her sleep now.
She's had a rough day.
787
01:27:24,672 --> 01:27:25,866
I know.
788
01:27:29,977 --> 01:27:31,467
I'm going, Ma.
789
01:27:32,112 --> 01:27:34,546
I'll be back first thing tomorrow.
790
01:27:35,482 --> 01:27:37,473
You get some sleep, okay?
791
01:27:39,453 --> 01:27:41,353
Sleep. That's all I do.
792
01:27:49,530 --> 01:27:52,328
I dreamed we were at that amusement park.
793
01:27:56,070 --> 01:27:57,298
You did?
794
01:27:57,972 --> 01:27:59,701
Waiting in line...
795
01:28:00,474 --> 01:28:02,499
for the roller coaster...
796
01:28:03,143 --> 01:28:05,475
that goes way up high.
797
01:28:07,147 --> 01:28:08,808
Remember that one?
798
01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,746
-The Bullet.
-The Bullet, yes.
799
01:28:14,788 --> 01:28:16,517
You were so scared.
800
01:28:19,326 --> 01:28:21,123
And I shouted at you.
801
01:28:23,430 --> 01:28:25,398
Shouted and swatted you.
802
01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,329
It's all right, Ma.
803
01:28:30,404 --> 01:28:32,497
I'm so sorry.
804
01:28:34,174 --> 01:28:36,165
That was a long time ago.
805
01:28:38,579 --> 01:28:40,547
You never got your ride.
806
01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:44,007
Mr. Parker, it really is time to go.
807
01:28:49,757 --> 01:28:51,850
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
808
01:28:53,460 --> 01:28:55,894
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
809
01:28:58,399 --> 01:28:59,661
So sorry.
810
01:30:08,168 --> 01:30:12,264
There's nothing like a brush with mortality
to teach you to appreciate life.
811
01:30:12,573 --> 01:30:16,100
A little bite of death
can help you grow up real quick.
812
01:30:18,512 --> 01:30:21,140
Mom got out of the hospital a few days later.
813
01:30:21,482 --> 01:30:25,748
She walked with a limp for a while.
About a month later she was back at work.
814
01:30:27,287 --> 01:30:30,518
She tried to quit smoking
and for a little while, she did.
815
01:30:30,724 --> 01:30:34,353
Then I came back for spring break
a day early and there she was....
816
01:30:38,499 --> 01:30:41,127
We had a couple of pretty good years
after that.
817
01:30:41,201 --> 01:30:43,601
I visited her most every weekend.
818
01:30:44,505 --> 01:30:47,872
We'd play gin rummy or talk politics
until all hours.
819
01:30:48,776 --> 01:30:51,540
Had a bucket-Ioad of laughs,
as she liked to say.
820
01:31:04,558 --> 01:31:05,616
Mom?
821
01:31:20,507 --> 01:31:22,134
Then one night...
822
01:31:23,544 --> 01:31:25,341
she stopped laughing.
823
01:31:36,523 --> 01:31:40,152
I will never forget
and always regret the choice I'd made.
824
01:31:42,296 --> 01:31:45,595
The memory of that night
out on the Old Ridge Road never faded...
825
01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:48,191
and grew dreamlike, as I expected it would.
826
01:31:51,738 --> 01:31:53,262
I'm sorry, Mom.
827
01:32:12,526 --> 01:32:15,290
I can't help but think
that maybe George Staub...
828
01:32:15,596 --> 01:32:17,257
if there really was a George Staub...
829
01:32:17,331 --> 01:32:19,925
just teased me with a little more time...
830
01:32:20,534 --> 01:32:22,297
a couple more years.
831
01:32:23,604 --> 01:32:25,731
But I was glad to have them.
832
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:28,237
It unlocked my heart.
833
01:32:35,282 --> 01:32:37,614
Jessica and I got married a year later...
834
01:32:37,684 --> 01:32:39,345
but it didn't last.
835
01:32:39,419 --> 01:32:41,410
It wasn't anybody's fault.
836
01:32:41,555 --> 01:32:44,388
We tried, but nothing ever seems to last.
837
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:04,103
The Beatles never did get together
in Toronto back in 1969.
838
01:33:04,478 --> 01:33:06,708
They never got together again.
839
01:33:08,715 --> 01:33:12,173
John Lennon's life was taken
by a maniac with a gun...
840
01:33:12,653 --> 01:33:15,554
George Harrison's by cigarettes and cancer.
841
01:33:17,324 --> 01:33:19,918
And I never made a living as an artist.
842
01:33:21,428 --> 01:33:24,261
But I still paint, because it's what I do.
843
01:33:28,201 --> 01:33:31,534
I miss my mom
and I still think about her a lot.
844
01:33:33,507 --> 01:33:35,372
I miss that time, too.
845
01:33:35,542 --> 01:33:40,138
From the time of her stroke in 1969
to the time of her passing in 1972...
846
01:33:40,480 --> 01:33:42,471
my world changed forever.
847
01:33:42,582 --> 01:33:44,516
I think everybody's did.
848
01:33:45,052 --> 01:33:47,020
Nothing seems to last...
849
01:33:51,124 --> 01:33:52,284
but the Bullet.
850
01:33:52,359 --> 01:33:56,227
The Bullet is constant.
The Bullet is always there.
851
01:33:59,132 --> 01:34:00,997
You wait in line, that's all.
852
01:34:01,068 --> 01:34:04,595
When it's your turn to ride the Bullet,
maybe you ride and maybe you run.
853
01:34:04,671 --> 01:34:07,003
Either way, it comes to the same thing.
854
01:34:08,942 --> 01:34:11,069
Fun is fun and done is done.
855
01:34:15,048 --> 01:34:17,915
Nobody lives forever, but we all shine on.
856
01:34:44,845 --> 01:34:46,506
You want a ride?
857
01:34:46,646 --> 01:34:49,615
No, thanks. I think I'll walk.
858
01:34:56,523 --> 01:34:58,787
Take your button and get out of here.
64746
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