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Set? 3 00:00:34,566 --> 00:00:35,567 Now. 4 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:54,568 Subrip by DanDee 5 00:00:55,487 --> 00:01:01,292 # When I look out my window 6 00:01:01,326 --> 00:01:05,263 # Many sights to see 7 00:01:05,296 --> 00:01:10,435 # And when I look in my window 8 00:01:10,468 --> 00:01:15,507 # So many different people to be 9 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:20,412 # That it's strange 10 00:01:20,444 --> 00:01:24,448 # So strange 11 00:01:24,481 --> 00:01:29,754 # You've got to pick up every stitch 12 00:01:29,787 --> 00:01:34,326 # You've got to pick up every stitch 13 00:01:34,358 --> 00:01:39,396 # You've got to pick up every stitch 14 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,399 # Mmm-mm 15 00:01:41,432 --> 00:01:46,338 # Must be the season of the witch, yeah 16 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:50,774 # Must be the season of the witch 17 00:01:50,808 --> 00:01:54,913 People think our town is a place where nothing happens. 18 00:01:54,945 --> 00:01:56,814 They got it all wrong. 19 00:02:05,355 --> 00:02:07,259 Come on! 20 00:02:23,907 --> 00:02:27,278 This is my mom, really busy being an adult, 21 00:02:27,312 --> 00:02:29,915 which means it's up to me to take care of everything. 22 00:02:29,948 --> 00:02:33,318 All I'm asking for is for a line of credit 23 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:37,889 to borrow against the house. 24 00:02:37,921 --> 00:02:41,325 We've been with your bank for ten years, Ben. 25 00:02:41,359 --> 00:02:42,927 Okay, please consider it. 26 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:44,829 I've gotta go, okay, bye. 27 00:02:44,861 --> 00:02:47,698 Hi! What do you guys think of it now? 28 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:50,735 Honey, this is the one, right? 29 00:02:50,768 --> 00:02:52,937 -Yeah. -Come on. 30 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:57,741 Let's go! 31 00:02:57,775 --> 00:03:00,312 Thank God. 32 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,838 How does your Mom get all these codes? 33 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:30,575 It's a real estate thing. 34 00:03:30,608 --> 00:03:33,277 Hey, true or false, Google says that parents 35 00:03:33,311 --> 00:03:36,581 are our stand-ins for God. 36 00:03:36,614 --> 00:03:41,719 You've been spending way too much time online. 37 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:08,312 Experiment number 18: transmutation. 38 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:19,591 Fire. 39 00:04:19,624 --> 00:04:21,426 Water. 40 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:30,868 Earth. 41 00:04:41,678 --> 00:04:44,515 Give me some air. 42 00:04:46,651 --> 00:04:49,655 The transmutation begins. 43 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,463 Whoa! 44 00:05:17,915 --> 00:05:21,420 There must be easier ways to make gold. 45 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:30,894 I hate you! I hate you! 46 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:33,997 I hate you! Stop talking to me! 47 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:35,100 You! Don't look at me! 48 00:05:35,132 --> 00:05:37,435 I hate you! I hate you! 49 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:39,371 Wait till your father comes home! 50 00:05:39,403 --> 00:05:41,572 Get back here, young man! Carter! 51 00:05:41,605 --> 00:05:42,940 Carter! 52 00:05:52,182 --> 00:05:55,887 Come on! Get in the house! 53 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,995 See now, I thought that you bought that as an investment? 54 00:06:05,028 --> 00:06:08,600 Silent auction at my son's school that's an investment. 55 00:06:08,632 --> 00:06:13,604 Can't a man enjoy a glass of wine in his own home? 56 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:16,473 A glass, yes... 57 00:06:16,507 --> 00:06:20,879 but he could also take his case of really expensive wine 58 00:06:20,911 --> 00:06:24,149 and auction it off on eBay. 59 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:26,184 Instead of drinking the whole thing. 60 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:30,421 Your mom's right. Sometimes it's best to be conservative. 61 00:06:30,454 --> 00:06:33,490 And sometimes you gotta take risks and enjoy life. 62 00:06:33,524 --> 00:06:36,795 That's what the stock market's all about. 63 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:40,164 -Mm. Earthy. -Earthy? 64 00:06:40,197 --> 00:06:43,534 Soil. Rainfall. Sunlight. Grapes. 65 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:47,604 Blended together and bottled perfection. 66 00:06:47,637 --> 00:06:49,973 It's alchemy. 67 00:06:50,007 --> 00:06:52,709 I have to do a three-minute talk. 68 00:06:52,742 --> 00:06:57,882 It's parents' night. I need to pick a subject. 69 00:06:57,915 --> 00:06:59,651 Jane, it's not a crisis, it's a worry. 70 00:06:59,684 --> 00:07:01,553 If we have to, we'll... we'll take a loan out 71 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:03,187 against our retirement fund, everything's gonna be fine. 72 00:07:03,221 --> 00:07:06,658 Let's talk about this later. 73 00:07:13,697 --> 00:07:16,067 Bill Adams. 74 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,504 What were you saying, Milton? 75 00:07:19,536 --> 00:07:22,840 Reporting in on the Adams Family. 76 00:07:22,874 --> 00:07:25,977 Planet Dad, stuck in orbit around the past, 77 00:07:26,009 --> 00:07:31,783 when atmosphere conditions were clear and bright. 78 00:07:31,815 --> 00:07:34,251 Mom's planet, circling the future, 79 00:07:34,285 --> 00:07:39,824 where things have to be better than they are now, guaranteed. 80 00:07:39,857 --> 00:07:41,459 Me? I live on Planet Fear, 81 00:07:41,492 --> 00:07:46,197 where there are thoughts like storm clouds everywhere I look. 82 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:47,831 Gotta get up early tomorrow. 83 00:07:47,865 --> 00:07:51,636 Picking up Grandpa before school. 84 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,640 Hey, you're late tonight. I was starting to think 85 00:07:55,673 --> 00:07:58,242 you were cheating on me like my last two boyfriends. 86 00:07:58,276 --> 00:08:01,812 Yeah, it's a bit of a crazy time. 87 00:08:01,846 --> 00:08:03,781 Chococadabra. 88 00:08:07,752 --> 00:08:10,521 Bill Adams. 89 00:08:10,555 --> 00:08:14,225 Don't sell the tech stocks. Don't do that. 90 00:08:14,257 --> 00:08:15,158 Milly Willy. 91 00:08:15,192 --> 00:08:17,594 Make a fuss, perv, and it'll hurt so bad 92 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,865 you won't believe that it could hurt like that, all right? 93 00:08:20,898 --> 00:08:22,934 Did you tell anyone what you saw today? 94 00:08:22,966 --> 00:08:27,604 -Did you? -No, no one. 95 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:33,010 One word... and you're dead, understand? 96 00:08:33,043 --> 00:08:34,578 Let's go boys, clear out. 97 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:36,947 Nothing good's going on here. Party's over. 98 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:41,919 I'll call you tomorrow. 99 00:08:41,952 --> 00:08:45,589 So, how's that latte coming? 100 00:08:48,692 --> 00:08:51,028 Thank you. 101 00:08:57,999 --> 00:09:00,038 Hey! I'm half naked here! 102 00:09:00,071 --> 00:09:01,239 Can't you knock? 103 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:04,943 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not looking. 104 00:09:12,649 --> 00:09:15,786 I have your lunch money. 105 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,722 Thanks. 106 00:09:24,961 --> 00:09:29,200 Good night, hon. 107 00:09:29,232 --> 00:09:32,369 -No? -No. 108 00:09:32,403 --> 00:09:34,673 Okay. 109 00:09:39,943 --> 00:09:42,779 Hey, Mom? 110 00:09:42,812 --> 00:09:45,115 What's up with you and Dad? 111 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:49,921 Everything is fine, okay? 112 00:09:56,259 --> 00:09:59,764 What a day. 113 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:04,035 Join the club. 114 00:10:04,067 --> 00:10:06,103 I was at the top of my class. 115 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:09,706 I work at a great agency. 116 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:14,044 Somebody explain it to me. 117 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,081 The market will swing back, we'll be fine. 118 00:10:18,816 --> 00:10:23,254 Don't keep on saying that. 119 00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:27,959 We're not fine. 120 00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:30,927 Well, what do you want me to do? 121 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,730 Jane, it's not an issue right now. 122 00:10:33,764 --> 00:10:35,432 You can't control the future. 123 00:10:35,466 --> 00:10:38,068 Why do you do that? 124 00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:42,439 Why do you jump to extremes all the time? 125 00:10:42,472 --> 00:10:46,144 Just tell me what to say. 126 00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:51,416 I just want you to listen to me. 127 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:52,783 Can you do that? 128 00:10:57,153 --> 00:11:00,825 Milton? what's going on in there? 129 00:11:00,857 --> 00:11:05,429 I'm good! I'm in bed! I'm sleeping! 130 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,870 Bill. 131 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:17,175 Are we gonna lose the house? 132 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:21,779 Can we just go one day without you asking me that? 133 00:12:28,144 --> 00:12:30,180 What's going on in your head right now? 134 00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:32,984 A lot of noise and confusion? 135 00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:35,219 Slow yourself down. 136 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:36,286 Small. 137 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,991 When a thought arises, gently let it go. 138 00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:44,428 And turn your attention back to your breath. 139 00:12:57,575 --> 00:13:02,146 Everyone on Planet Fear worries about enough, 140 00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:05,216 worried, am I getting enough? 141 00:13:05,249 --> 00:13:08,152 Worried, am I good enough? 142 00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:10,854 Grandpa Howard was enough. 143 00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:25,036 # Way down below the ocean 144 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:29,005 # Where I wanna be 145 00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:30,574 # She may be 146 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:37,480 # Way down below the ocean 147 00:13:37,514 --> 00:13:40,918 # Where I wanna be 148 00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:43,321 # She may be 149 00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:48,259 # Way down below the ocean... 150 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:51,896 Milton Adams, you're amazing. 151 00:13:51,928 --> 00:13:53,997 Amazing that I'm awake at six AM. 152 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:56,066 Just look at him! Booyah! 153 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,269 That's good. Great shape there, sir! 154 00:13:58,302 --> 00:14:00,337 You know, I'm taking classes. 155 00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:04,042 Zumba! Come on, let's go eat. Come on. 156 00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:20,258 Excuse me, thank you. 157 00:14:34,138 --> 00:14:39,009 Do you do anything normally, Grandpa? 158 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:42,245 Work out your body, see results. 159 00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:46,283 Work out your beauty, see results. 160 00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:47,585 That means no. 161 00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:58,995 It's been five years, Dad, since Mom passed away, 162 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,432 which has been a very long time. 163 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:04,201 That is the truth. 164 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:07,171 I'm concerned that some of... 165 00:15:07,203 --> 00:15:10,707 Some of your life choices have been very unconventional lately. 166 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,275 Bill? Right? 167 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:16,146 Yes, no, are you seriously doing Zumba? 168 00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:18,515 Something could happen, you could fall and get hurt. 169 00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:27,725 It smells like seaweed. 170 00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:31,562 So, what would you like for your big day? 171 00:15:31,595 --> 00:15:33,630 -Hmm? -I don't know. 172 00:15:33,663 --> 00:15:35,499 Oh no, let me get that. 173 00:15:35,532 --> 00:15:36,734 Oh, no, no, no, we got it. 174 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:42,373 -You're our guest. -Thank you. 175 00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:46,676 You're right, it does smell a little like seaweed. 176 00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,046 It tastes like tranquility. 177 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:52,048 Tastes like calm. 178 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:56,086 It is a wonder, this tea. 179 00:16:24,681 --> 00:16:26,083 Hey. 180 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:30,287 Timmy! Is that you? 181 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,491 You sprouted like ragweed, son. 182 00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:36,527 Ragweed, that's me. 183 00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:41,031 Grandpa, the name's Tim now 'cause, you know... 184 00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:43,600 -Yes, I do know. -How do you know? 185 00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:47,772 Because when I was a child, 186 00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:50,274 I spake as a child, 187 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:54,644 felt as a child, thought as a child. 188 00:16:54,677 --> 00:17:01,318 But when I became a man, I put away childish things. 189 00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:09,125 It's Corinthians. Thirteen. 190 00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,128 Milton, do you have your lunch money? 191 00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,798 -Yes, ma'am. -Okay. 192 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:17,134 -See you later, G-pop. -Bye Milton! 193 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,736 Bye Timmy! Tim. 194 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:22,606 See ya. 195 00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:06,483 Does anybody have any questions about Parents Night? 196 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:09,553 Speeches? 197 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:12,423 You doing some research, Anna? 198 00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:15,859 Pay attention to content and presentation. 199 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:17,327 You will be getting graded. 200 00:18:17,361 --> 00:18:19,597 My recommendation is you use your electronics 201 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,365 to record yourself. 202 00:18:21,397 --> 00:18:24,134 Does anybody know the secret to public speaking? 203 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,603 Projectile vomiting? 204 00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:31,642 It's to tell the truth, straight from the heart. 205 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:35,346 Well, we don't know about truth, Ms. Ferguson. 206 00:18:35,378 --> 00:18:39,750 You'll know it when you feel it, Tim. 207 00:18:39,782 --> 00:18:43,721 Carter, have you chosen a topic yet? 208 00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:48,558 -No. -How about climate change? 209 00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:51,295 I hate that topic. 210 00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:53,797 Football? 211 00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:56,699 I hate that topic, too. 212 00:18:56,732 --> 00:18:58,668 Is there any topic you don't...? 213 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,770 I hate 'em all. 214 00:19:00,804 --> 00:19:02,907 Fine. 215 00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:07,178 Then that's your topic. "Why I Hate Everything." 216 00:19:35,972 --> 00:19:38,942 # Thrown like a star in my vast sleep 217 00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:42,446 # I opened my eyes to take a peek 218 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:45,282 # To find that I was by the sea 219 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:48,318 # Me gazing with tranquility 220 00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:51,689 # It was then when the Hurdy Gurdy man 221 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,825 # Came singing songs of love 222 00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:57,827 # Then when the Hurdy Gurdy man 223 00:19:57,861 --> 00:20:04,401 # Came singing songs of love 224 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:09,572 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy", he sang 225 00:20:09,605 --> 00:20:15,846 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy", he sang 226 00:20:15,878 --> 00:20:22,552 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy", he sang 227 00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:31,427 # Histories of ages past 228 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:34,365 # Unenlightened shadows cast 229 00:20:34,397 --> 00:20:37,267 # Down through all eternity 230 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:42,472 # The crying of humanity 231 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:47,411 You think she's got a boyfriend? 232 00:20:47,443 --> 00:20:50,013 Ms. Ferguson? She's way out of your league. 233 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:52,816 Maybe now, but one day. 234 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:56,352 You're completely crazy. 235 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,321 Hey. 236 00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:06,029 Check it out. 237 00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:09,932 You can't live your life with no music. 238 00:21:09,965 --> 00:21:14,504 Carly Rae, Taylor... 239 00:21:14,538 --> 00:21:17,473 Maurice Ravel? 240 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:18,708 "Bolero." 241 00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:24,380 Did you know rock is the same beat as sexual intercourse? 242 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,783 That's why Ravel's "Bolero" is the one piece of classical music 243 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:30,354 that's known and well-liked by teens. 244 00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:35,793 Hey, neighbor. 245 00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:38,062 Oops. 246 00:21:38,095 --> 00:21:41,464 -Carter, you're such a jerk. -Stay out of this, princess. 247 00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:42,900 -Carter. -What? 248 00:21:42,932 --> 00:21:44,934 What's Milly Willy gonna do, huh? 249 00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,603 You wanna do something, Milly Willy? 250 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,944 -What's wrong, Milly Willy? -Tim, get a teacher! 251 00:21:54,978 --> 00:21:57,781 -Here are the rules, Milly Willy. -Help, this dude's crushing me! 252 00:21:57,814 --> 00:21:59,083 Somebody! Get a teacher! 253 00:21:59,115 --> 00:22:01,451 Your lunch money every day. 254 00:22:01,484 --> 00:22:03,619 If you think about telling anybody, 255 00:22:03,653 --> 00:22:04,788 you'll end up like a zombie. 256 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,956 All right? Freakin' walking dead. 257 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:10,760 Give us a smile, Milly Willy, come on. 258 00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:13,430 Oh, you gonna willy in your pants? 259 00:22:13,462 --> 00:22:15,432 Say something to the camera. 260 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,834 To the principal's office, Mr. Crane. 261 00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:19,970 I wasn't doing anything. I'm sorry. 262 00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:22,972 -Are you okay? -Maybe I'm just messed up. 263 00:22:23,006 --> 00:22:25,743 What can I say? 264 00:22:25,776 --> 00:22:28,045 See you later, neighbor. 265 00:22:53,737 --> 00:22:57,408 Okay. 266 00:22:57,441 --> 00:23:01,444 Coming! 267 00:23:01,478 --> 00:23:03,680 -Hey, ya! -Is something wrong? 268 00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:06,849 Something have to be wrong for me to come see my girl at work? 269 00:23:06,883 --> 00:23:08,152 I don't think so. 270 00:23:08,184 --> 00:23:10,788 It's a nice street, I love an open house. 271 00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:14,590 Uh, well, it's a broker's open. 272 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:16,894 It's the second one. 273 00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:19,829 Not that anyone's noticing. 274 00:23:19,863 --> 00:23:25,769 Not a good turnout, huh? 275 00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:27,637 Dad. 276 00:23:27,671 --> 00:23:32,042 Carrots were not pulled out of the earth to be thrown away. 277 00:23:36,212 --> 00:23:43,119 This couple they, uh, they fell in love with this house. 278 00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:47,057 If only their credit wasn't a complete mess. 279 00:23:50,894 --> 00:23:54,163 Do you know what happens 280 00:23:54,196 --> 00:23:59,936 if a house is on the market for more than two weeks? 281 00:23:59,970 --> 00:24:02,906 You're afraid you're not gonna be able to move it? 282 00:24:08,644 --> 00:24:14,084 Bill and I... 283 00:24:14,116 --> 00:24:16,819 This economy, it's just... 284 00:24:16,853 --> 00:24:21,592 Sorry. 285 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:25,095 I'm so sorry. 286 00:24:25,127 --> 00:24:27,931 I don't know where I get this from. 287 00:24:27,963 --> 00:24:29,966 I don't get it from you. 288 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:35,138 You trying to say that I wasn't a sensitive father? 289 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:43,947 I can't redo the past. 290 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:47,718 That's too bad. 291 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:53,891 I mean, I couldn't... I couldn't even get a hug from you. 292 00:24:53,923 --> 00:25:00,029 And now you're just... 293 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:06,303 You're all peace and tea ceremonies. 294 00:25:06,336 --> 00:25:12,608 It's complicated. 295 00:25:15,578 --> 00:25:20,317 You're too funny. 296 00:25:20,349 --> 00:25:24,320 "If you can dream and not make dreams your master. 297 00:25:24,354 --> 00:25:28,625 If you can think and not make thoughts your aim." 298 00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:33,229 Notice Kipling wasn't talking about heroic deeds, 299 00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:36,766 money or fame. 300 00:25:36,799 --> 00:25:40,002 Anybody? 301 00:25:42,672 --> 00:25:43,774 Anne? 302 00:25:43,807 --> 00:25:45,608 He needs professional guidance. 303 00:25:45,642 --> 00:25:47,778 He's introducing a hypothetical situation. 304 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:49,145 He's in a mood... 305 00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:51,248 This is why I never should have looked at him. 306 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,817 It's all my fault, why didn't I just go home? 307 00:25:53,849 --> 00:25:57,253 I'm stupid. I'm so stupid. 308 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:11,134 Come on! Give me a smile for the camera, Milly Willy. 309 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:14,337 Gonna willy in your pants? 310 00:26:14,371 --> 00:26:16,206 "Keep your head... 311 00:26:16,239 --> 00:26:19,843 ...while all about you are losing theirs." 312 00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:25,014 What does he mean? 313 00:26:25,048 --> 00:26:29,286 Milton? Earth to Milton? 314 00:26:29,318 --> 00:26:30,119 What? 315 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:33,022 Kipling's poem, the first stanza. 316 00:26:33,056 --> 00:26:34,758 What is he saying? 317 00:26:34,790 --> 00:26:36,259 I... I lost my train of thought. 318 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:42,765 Well, if it comes back to you remember the point. 319 00:27:00,016 --> 00:27:02,986 # You keep on knockin' but you can't come in 320 00:27:03,019 --> 00:27:05,422 # You keep on knockin' but you can't, woo! 321 00:27:05,454 --> 00:27:08,191 # You keep on knockin' but you can't come in 322 00:27:08,223 --> 00:27:10,660 # Come back tomorrow night and try it again 323 00:27:10,693 --> 00:27:14,130 # You said you love me' but you can't come in 324 00:27:14,163 --> 00:27:17,099 # You said you love me... 325 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:34,418 Slow yourself down. Slow. 326 00:27:34,451 --> 00:27:38,055 When a thought arises, gently let it go 327 00:27:38,087 --> 00:27:41,357 and turn your attention back to your breath. 328 00:27:54,336 --> 00:27:59,209 Hey. 329 00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:03,180 You have anything you want to discuss? 330 00:28:03,212 --> 00:28:04,413 No. 331 00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:10,320 The problems you got running around in your head right now, 332 00:28:10,353 --> 00:28:13,457 don't worry them to death, just... 333 00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:16,192 just let your heart make sense of them. 334 00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:21,965 They're house-guests and they all go eventually. 335 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:34,311 Dad said you're a train wreck waiting to happen. 336 00:28:34,344 --> 00:28:37,480 He thinks something happened to you at war. 337 00:28:37,513 --> 00:28:41,283 And that's why you're making all this stuff up. 338 00:28:41,317 --> 00:28:44,988 Wow. 339 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:48,357 Bill is a skeptic. 340 00:28:48,391 --> 00:28:50,494 Who knew? 341 00:28:50,527 --> 00:28:54,131 It's good to be a skeptic. 342 00:28:54,163 --> 00:28:58,268 But you have to be skeptical of your skepticism. 343 00:29:03,439 --> 00:29:09,513 The problem is, what he calls open-mindedness is really gullibility. 344 00:29:09,546 --> 00:29:12,315 who doesn't want to be around happy free thinkers 345 00:29:12,347 --> 00:29:15,451 who drum a lot, hug creatively and get naked? 346 00:29:15,484 --> 00:29:19,088 And more then likely, I'm gonna meet those kinda people in your dad's crowd. 347 00:29:19,122 --> 00:29:22,125 You're scaring me, Bill. I mean, what's next? 348 00:29:22,157 --> 00:29:25,861 Are you gonna start doing yoga or get some crystals? 349 00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:27,263 I mean, don't even get me started. 350 00:29:27,297 --> 00:29:31,000 Those people are a bunch of spoiled 351 00:29:31,034 --> 00:29:33,270 new age hippies with way too much money. 352 00:29:33,303 --> 00:29:36,873 Your dad's a combat-decorated Forced Recon. He'll be fine. 353 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,307 So now you're taking his side? 354 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:40,309 That's not fair, you can't do that. 355 00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:44,848 Right well, I don't feel like being reasonable today. 356 00:29:44,881 --> 00:29:46,550 I feel like hiding away. 357 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:50,886 Wake up Missy, let's go! 358 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,557 What!? 359 00:29:53,589 --> 00:29:56,926 What...!? 360 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,894 The light's green. 361 00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:01,097 Yeah, I can see that, Einstein. 362 00:30:02,865 --> 00:30:05,335 I raised a freaking genius, here. 363 00:30:12,474 --> 00:30:16,011 So, this guy admits that his broker's his cousin. 364 00:30:16,045 --> 00:30:18,914 So I tell him he's your family. He's telling you what you wanna hear. 365 00:30:18,948 --> 00:30:20,483 I'm telling you the truth. 366 00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:22,486 And he hangs up on me. 367 00:30:28,290 --> 00:30:30,594 -Want some more rice, Stuart? -No I'm good, thank you. 368 00:30:30,626 --> 00:30:33,363 -Jane? -Hmm? 369 00:30:33,395 --> 00:30:34,865 -Rice? -No. 370 00:30:34,897 --> 00:30:37,033 -Milton? -No. 371 00:30:52,481 --> 00:30:54,917 You gonna get that? 372 00:30:54,951 --> 00:30:56,486 We're having supper. 373 00:31:16,538 --> 00:31:20,977 Stuart Howard's phone. 374 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:26,348 Uh, yeah, just a second please. 375 00:31:26,382 --> 00:31:31,054 It's Dusty. 376 00:31:31,086 --> 00:31:33,390 Hiya, give me a sec. 377 00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:40,397 So, how was school today, champ? 378 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,667 Fine. 379 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,201 You all right? 380 00:31:46,234 --> 00:31:49,638 Yes. 381 00:31:49,672 --> 00:31:55,278 -Bill? -Mm-hm? 382 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,079 That was a woman. 383 00:32:00,215 --> 00:32:01,284 So? 384 00:32:07,522 --> 00:32:09,458 Who's Dusty? 385 00:32:09,491 --> 00:32:13,462 Dusty's my sweetheart. 386 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:14,597 What? 387 00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:17,200 Oh, she's a Zumba instructor. 388 00:32:17,232 --> 00:32:20,703 She's teaching me Zumba. 389 00:32:20,737 --> 00:32:23,573 No, she's a... she's a sweetie. 390 00:32:23,605 --> 00:32:25,307 And I am showing her 391 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:28,744 how to get a good comfortable seat on my "hog". 392 00:32:28,778 --> 00:32:32,281 Oh, my God. 393 00:32:32,315 --> 00:32:36,353 It's a motorcycle, Mom. It's just a motorcycle. 394 00:32:36,385 --> 00:32:41,557 What is it that you're trying to prove? 395 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:42,658 You're upset. 396 00:32:42,692 --> 00:32:46,261 You're a grandfather. 397 00:32:46,295 --> 00:32:49,199 You are not a twenty-year-old man. 398 00:32:55,471 --> 00:32:56,239 Honestly, Dad. 399 00:32:56,271 --> 00:32:59,608 Why are you always on his case? 400 00:32:59,642 --> 00:33:01,111 Hey. Hey. Too far, Milt. 401 00:33:01,144 --> 00:33:03,445 Don't talk to your mother that way. 402 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,283 I gotta take this, then we talk. 403 00:33:07,316 --> 00:33:08,617 Seriously?! 404 00:33:08,651 --> 00:33:10,620 What's wrong with us? 405 00:33:19,429 --> 00:33:20,163 I'll deal with it. 406 00:33:20,196 --> 00:33:27,102 Hey, uh, I gotta call you back. 407 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:32,307 Hey. 408 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:36,046 I'm sorry about what I said at dinner. 409 00:33:36,078 --> 00:33:39,148 I know. I know you didn't mean it. 410 00:33:39,182 --> 00:33:42,451 I didn't mean it at all. 411 00:33:42,484 --> 00:33:44,788 The thing is, I can't afford to lose another client. 412 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:46,622 I've... I've got this account that I... 413 00:33:46,655 --> 00:33:49,725 Dad! Seriously? This sucks! 414 00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:54,163 -What? -You. This. Everything. 415 00:33:54,196 --> 00:33:55,764 What are you talking about? 416 00:33:55,798 --> 00:33:58,801 How would you know? You never listen. 417 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:03,472 Turn your cell off. 418 00:34:03,506 --> 00:34:06,709 Okay, I'm all yours. 419 00:34:06,741 --> 00:34:08,744 Talk to me. 420 00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:10,179 I can't. 421 00:34:10,213 --> 00:34:12,515 If Carter finds out he will obliterate me. 422 00:34:12,547 --> 00:34:16,385 Hey, did that punk do something to you? 423 00:34:16,418 --> 00:34:19,822 Milton? Did he? 424 00:34:19,856 --> 00:34:21,758 Hey, you can't let him get away with it. 425 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,827 You've gotta fight back, son. 426 00:35:54,884 --> 00:35:58,922 Come on. Give me a smile for the camera, Milly Willy. 427 00:35:58,954 --> 00:36:01,623 What, you gonna willy in your pants? 428 00:36:01,657 --> 00:36:04,928 Is Milly gonna willy? 429 00:36:11,434 --> 00:36:13,269 Dude, where art thou? 430 00:36:13,302 --> 00:36:15,672 Experiment number 19, remember? 431 00:36:15,704 --> 00:36:17,806 Bro, answer the phone. 432 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:24,948 You're not mad at me. Are you? 433 00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:31,253 What am I gonna do? 434 00:36:45,601 --> 00:36:47,003 Gently let it go. 435 00:36:47,036 --> 00:36:48,905 Don't let him get away with it, you gotta fight back. 436 00:36:48,938 --> 00:36:51,307 Bill, are we gonna lose the house? 437 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:54,443 And turn your attention back... 438 00:36:54,476 --> 00:36:59,548 And turn your attention back to your breath. 439 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:17,333 Hi. 440 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:21,471 Your Dad told me what's going on. 441 00:37:21,503 --> 00:37:22,771 It's very scary. 442 00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:25,274 Scary that dad can't even keep a secret 443 00:37:25,307 --> 00:37:26,943 for more than five minutes. 444 00:37:26,976 --> 00:37:30,346 You're practically twelve. 445 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:36,018 So you think you can handle all this stuff by yourself. 446 00:37:36,052 --> 00:37:40,856 I just didn't want to worry you with another bad thing. 447 00:37:40,889 --> 00:37:43,692 What could you do about it, anyway? 448 00:37:43,726 --> 00:37:48,365 Well, we can... I could sit... 449 00:37:51,534 --> 00:37:55,672 ...and we can talk. 450 00:37:55,704 --> 00:38:01,510 Talking doesn't help anything. 451 00:38:01,543 --> 00:38:06,982 Your dad and I love you very much. 452 00:38:07,016 --> 00:38:10,320 And sometimes we just get caught up in... 453 00:38:10,353 --> 00:38:15,791 in these other things, but you always come first. 454 00:38:15,824 --> 00:38:21,330 Okay? Do you know that? 455 00:38:21,364 --> 00:38:23,867 Okay. 456 00:38:30,606 --> 00:38:33,476 Good night. 457 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:14,483 So? 458 00:39:14,516 --> 00:39:17,419 You're helping, that's a first. 459 00:39:17,452 --> 00:39:20,123 Yeah, first time for everything. 460 00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:27,563 I've failed him. 461 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:29,465 Jane, you haven't. 462 00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:34,938 I've been... I've been too worried about keeping this house, my job. 463 00:39:37,472 --> 00:39:40,909 -And you blame me for that? -Yeah. Yeah. I do. 464 00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:49,018 Sometimes. 465 00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:51,554 Look, it happens, he's a normal kid. 466 00:39:56,858 --> 00:40:00,128 I wasn't there. 467 00:40:03,231 --> 00:40:09,771 # In the chilly hours and minutes of uncertainty 468 00:40:09,804 --> 00:40:14,176 # I wanna be in the warm hold 469 00:40:14,210 --> 00:40:20,081 # Of your loving mind 470 00:40:20,114 --> 00:40:23,819 # To feel you all around me 471 00:40:23,853 --> 00:40:28,523 # And to take your hand along the sand 472 00:40:28,556 --> 00:40:33,962 # Ah, but I may as well try and catch the wind 473 00:40:45,974 --> 00:40:49,112 How come Snuggles is always happy no matter what? 474 00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:56,118 I have lived with many Zen masters. 475 00:40:56,150 --> 00:41:01,723 Each and every one of them was a cat. 476 00:41:03,592 --> 00:41:08,498 Contrary to the ways of human kind. 477 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:13,268 Cats can let go of whatever happened yesterday. 478 00:41:13,302 --> 00:41:17,974 They don't worry about tomorrow, next week. 479 00:41:18,007 --> 00:41:22,845 They're just here. 480 00:41:22,878 --> 00:41:25,815 Is that what you do? 481 00:41:25,847 --> 00:41:28,884 Sometimes. 482 00:41:28,918 --> 00:41:32,021 I'm not in the future now. 483 00:41:32,054 --> 00:41:36,659 Not in the past, I'm right here. 484 00:41:36,692 --> 00:41:41,731 With you. Now. 485 00:41:41,764 --> 00:41:45,668 Want to try? 486 00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:47,302 Can't I just be skeptical? 487 00:41:51,773 --> 00:41:57,746 How is that working out for you? 488 00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:00,615 A good bit of time ago, 489 00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:05,788 I knew this bright boy... 490 00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:08,690 ...who figured out how to purr like a cat. 491 00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,334 How'd you do it? 492 00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:19,869 I'm not gonna tell ya. 493 00:42:19,902 --> 00:42:22,771 -But I want to know. -That's a good thing. 494 00:42:22,804 --> 00:42:28,643 Actually, that's a great thing. 495 00:42:28,677 --> 00:42:30,713 Okay. 496 00:42:42,858 --> 00:42:45,327 -That one? -Yep. 497 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,195 Put 'er in there. 498 00:42:58,974 --> 00:43:02,812 So, uh, Mom says you're a war hero. 499 00:43:02,844 --> 00:43:04,079 Hoorah! 500 00:43:04,112 --> 00:43:06,948 So you had to kill people? 501 00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:10,952 Shoot, that was a messed up thing to say. 502 00:43:10,985 --> 00:43:16,925 Okay. Everything is okay. 503 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:19,094 You haven't done anything wrong. 504 00:43:26,101 --> 00:43:29,639 Taking a life, Milton... 505 00:43:29,672 --> 00:43:31,840 causing hurt to someone... 506 00:43:31,873 --> 00:43:36,211 steals a piece of you. 507 00:43:36,244 --> 00:43:38,713 And then you have to try and find a way 508 00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:41,916 to forgive yourself for it. 509 00:43:41,949 --> 00:43:43,418 It's not easy. 510 00:43:43,452 --> 00:43:48,224 But you have to try because without forgiveness... 511 00:43:48,257 --> 00:43:52,862 the past determines who you are 512 00:43:52,894 --> 00:43:56,097 in the present. 513 00:43:56,130 --> 00:44:01,870 I... I don't expect you to understand that. 514 00:44:01,903 --> 00:44:03,905 But I do expect you to try. 515 00:44:03,938 --> 00:44:09,010 Did you forgive yourself? 516 00:44:09,043 --> 00:44:13,982 I'm a work in progress, Milton. 517 00:44:14,016 --> 00:44:17,787 Come here. 518 00:44:19,153 --> 00:44:21,157 # We come on the sloop John B 519 00:44:21,190 --> 00:44:25,394 # My grandfather and me 520 00:44:25,427 --> 00:44:31,034 # Around Nassau town We did roam 521 00:44:33,101 --> 00:44:36,438 # Drinking all night 522 00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:41,177 # Got into a fight 523 00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:46,882 # I feel so broke up I want to go home 524 00:44:46,914 --> 00:44:48,384 Here. 525 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:55,824 # So hoist up the John B'ssail 526 00:44:55,858 --> 00:45:00,496 -Keep it. -Thanks. 527 00:45:00,528 --> 00:45:04,166 I'm glad you're here. 528 00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:09,505 Me, too. 529 00:45:09,538 --> 00:45:11,806 I suck at this. 530 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,375 That's a fact, G-pop. 531 00:45:20,516 --> 00:45:23,085 Tim, come on in. 532 00:45:23,117 --> 00:45:24,353 Hey, Grandpa. 533 00:45:24,385 --> 00:45:25,820 # I wanna go home 534 00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:28,957 -Milton. -Hey. 535 00:45:28,990 --> 00:45:31,059 We still gotta decide on our speeches. 536 00:45:31,092 --> 00:45:33,228 -Gotta be ready tomorrow. -So? 537 00:45:33,262 --> 00:45:35,498 Want to do some research? 538 00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:38,300 Sounds like a plan to me. 539 00:45:47,976 --> 00:45:51,881 Hey, I get why you stood me up. I should have helped. 540 00:45:51,914 --> 00:45:53,916 I should have done something. 541 00:45:53,949 --> 00:45:56,385 You're my best friend. 542 00:45:56,418 --> 00:45:58,988 Actually, you're kind of my only friend. 543 00:45:59,021 --> 00:46:02,525 Shut up, you have, like a hundred Facebook friends. 544 00:46:02,557 --> 00:46:07,128 Virtual. 545 00:46:07,161 --> 00:46:09,097 The problem with real friends is when they leave, 546 00:46:09,130 --> 00:46:11,533 it hurts a lot more than getting un-friended. 547 00:46:11,567 --> 00:46:13,101 Just because your dad left, 548 00:46:13,135 --> 00:46:15,271 doesn't mean everyone's gonna leave. 549 00:46:15,304 --> 00:46:18,039 You can't let your past define what's happening now. 550 00:46:18,072 --> 00:46:24,512 What the...!? 551 00:46:24,545 --> 00:46:28,082 Sit down. 552 00:46:28,115 --> 00:46:33,389 Well... if it isn't Milly Willy. 553 00:46:33,422 --> 00:46:35,557 Don't call me that. 554 00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:38,226 I can call you whatever I want. 555 00:46:42,463 --> 00:46:47,335 Me and Milly Willy, we have an understanding, right? 556 00:46:47,369 --> 00:46:49,905 Carter... 557 00:46:49,938 --> 00:46:53,309 What? You owe me a hundred bucks, man 558 00:46:53,342 --> 00:46:56,012 That's crazy! I don't have a hundred bucks. 559 00:47:06,355 --> 00:47:13,429 Hundred bucks by tomorrow, or you'll be sorry. 560 00:47:13,461 --> 00:47:16,931 Tell him. 561 00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,867 Tell him! 562 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,435 You heard the man. 563 00:47:20,469 --> 00:47:26,641 Tomorrow. 564 00:47:26,675 --> 00:47:29,345 I'm the worst friend ever. 565 00:48:11,686 --> 00:48:13,355 Where's Milton? 566 00:48:13,387 --> 00:48:16,491 He's working on his school project for Parents Night. 567 00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:19,528 Did you speak with him about the kid who's bullying him? 568 00:48:19,561 --> 00:48:23,298 Yeah, I... I told him how to deal with it. 569 00:48:23,331 --> 00:48:26,134 Hey, did I mention that client is suing our office? 570 00:48:26,168 --> 00:48:27,670 When in doubt, cry lawsuit, right? 571 00:48:27,702 --> 00:48:31,273 Yeah, right. There's a fella' suing Dusty right now. 572 00:48:31,306 --> 00:48:34,710 Really? Why? What'd she do? 573 00:48:34,742 --> 00:48:36,344 Nothing. 574 00:48:36,378 --> 00:48:40,516 She must have done something. 575 00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:45,487 Dear, darling, Jane. 576 00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:48,157 My being in love with Dusty 577 00:48:48,190 --> 00:48:55,063 is in no way a threat to you. 578 00:48:55,097 --> 00:48:57,232 You gotta open your eyes, Dad. 579 00:48:57,264 --> 00:48:59,567 You're a widower with a military pension. 580 00:48:59,601 --> 00:49:06,375 So that makes you a target. 581 00:49:06,407 --> 00:49:08,476 Excuse me. 582 00:49:19,054 --> 00:49:21,222 If only Carter could catch pneumonia, 583 00:49:21,255 --> 00:49:26,561 I swear I'd stop surfing inappropriate sites, 584 00:49:26,594 --> 00:49:28,429 I'd never... 585 00:49:28,463 --> 00:49:30,533 Hey. 586 00:49:43,045 --> 00:49:44,480 What's with the door? 587 00:49:44,512 --> 00:49:48,717 Trying to concentrate. 588 00:49:48,750 --> 00:49:50,786 Your Grandpa's worried about you. 589 00:49:50,818 --> 00:49:54,288 That's impossible, worry's in the future. 590 00:49:54,322 --> 00:49:56,392 Grandpa only deals in the present. 591 00:49:56,425 --> 00:49:59,762 What are you talking about? 592 00:49:59,795 --> 00:50:01,764 The "now," Dad. 593 00:50:01,797 --> 00:50:04,233 This moment. 594 00:50:32,561 --> 00:50:35,164 No one deserves to be bullied. 595 00:50:54,715 --> 00:50:57,286 Hey! I need to talk to you. 596 00:50:57,318 --> 00:50:59,087 I don't care what time of night it is, 597 00:50:59,121 --> 00:51:01,123 your kid is bullying my kid, you dog is... 598 00:51:01,155 --> 00:51:03,358 Get your foot out of my door, pal. 599 00:51:03,391 --> 00:51:05,693 Get out of here! 600 00:51:05,726 --> 00:51:08,263 Go home! 601 00:52:20,835 --> 00:52:24,373 What are you wearing? 602 00:52:24,405 --> 00:52:27,808 I can see it. 603 00:52:27,842 --> 00:52:32,581 Ah... you're beautiful, sweetheart. 604 00:52:32,614 --> 00:52:35,184 Just wonderful. 605 00:52:35,217 --> 00:52:39,320 I miss you so much, you cannot believe it. 606 00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:46,394 Sometimes, the lines get blurry. 607 00:52:46,427 --> 00:52:50,231 Sometimes the worrying gets so intense, 608 00:52:50,264 --> 00:52:53,835 it's like force field. 609 00:52:53,867 --> 00:52:55,603 You can't move. 610 00:52:55,637 --> 00:53:01,243 And sometimes, even when you think you're stuck, 611 00:53:01,275 --> 00:53:04,245 ...you have to figure out a way to take that first step. 612 00:53:15,856 --> 00:53:20,262 -Hey,Madre. -Good morning. 613 00:53:22,563 --> 00:53:27,635 Hey, uh, client meeting. See you guys later. 614 00:53:29,871 --> 00:53:31,440 What's up? 615 00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:35,244 I was thinking, maybe I could get a job this summer. 616 00:53:35,277 --> 00:53:38,713 -He'll put around here. -Sounds good. 617 00:53:38,746 --> 00:53:40,682 Gotta run. 618 00:53:53,762 --> 00:53:57,633 Milton! Wait! Wait! 619 00:53:57,666 --> 00:54:01,737 Okay. 620 00:54:01,769 --> 00:54:04,405 You listen. 621 00:54:04,438 --> 00:54:08,009 You do not have to take care of me. 622 00:54:08,043 --> 00:54:11,613 I'm taking care of you, okay? 623 00:54:11,646 --> 00:54:14,650 -Yeah. -Come here. 624 00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:23,492 Okay, you go. 625 00:54:28,329 --> 00:54:33,869 "Wonder is the beginning of wisdom." 626 00:54:33,902 --> 00:54:38,039 Now, who said this? 627 00:54:38,072 --> 00:54:41,375 Someone from a long time ago. 628 00:54:41,409 --> 00:54:42,544 Anyone? 629 00:54:42,577 --> 00:54:43,779 Britney Spears? 630 00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:46,648 No, not Britney Spears. 631 00:54:46,681 --> 00:54:48,750 It was a famous philosopher. 632 00:54:48,782 --> 00:54:50,085 Socrates. 633 00:54:50,117 --> 00:54:52,753 That's right, Milton, you're late. 634 00:54:52,786 --> 00:54:58,893 Sorry, Ms. Ferguson. 635 00:54:58,927 --> 00:55:02,864 Socrates was mostly known for self-control. 636 00:55:02,896 --> 00:55:07,536 It wasn't self denial or his austerity. 637 00:55:07,568 --> 00:55:10,672 Austerity. 638 00:55:10,704 --> 00:55:17,078 Look up austerity for tomorrow. 639 00:55:17,112 --> 00:55:22,617 Fierce. 640 00:55:25,786 --> 00:55:28,055 Socrates also said, 641 00:55:28,088 --> 00:55:32,027 "To find yourself, you must think for yourself". 642 00:55:32,059 --> 00:55:35,864 Now, I want you guys to consider this before you Google, 643 00:55:35,896 --> 00:55:37,766 copy and paste your assignment. 644 00:55:37,798 --> 00:55:39,434 Those margins are pretty tight. 645 00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:42,570 Market's looking to head south, I would sell. 646 00:55:42,603 --> 00:55:43,904 Yeah, I would. 647 00:55:43,938 --> 00:55:45,039 Oh, excuse me. 648 00:55:45,072 --> 00:55:47,842 Hey, my man? What's up? 649 00:55:47,876 --> 00:55:55,117 I thought I'd treat my son-in-law to a healthier lunch. 650 00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:57,119 Oh, yeah. 651 00:55:57,152 --> 00:56:01,757 Score one for the bully family. 652 00:56:01,789 --> 00:56:03,157 Your family is worried. 653 00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:10,531 You know. That's what we do. 654 00:56:10,565 --> 00:56:13,467 I'm an idiot. 655 00:56:13,501 --> 00:56:16,538 I'm sorry. 656 00:56:16,570 --> 00:56:20,409 Basically... 657 00:56:20,442 --> 00:56:23,445 ...I don't know what to do. 658 00:56:23,478 --> 00:56:26,648 And I don't do "not knowing what to do". 659 00:56:30,452 --> 00:56:34,089 Giving up would be a relief. 660 00:56:34,121 --> 00:56:38,559 I can assure you there are plenty of ways to surrender. 661 00:56:41,829 --> 00:56:44,799 So uh, you're... you're toolin' around on a Harley now? 662 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:47,668 Is that... Is that true? 663 00:56:55,076 --> 00:56:57,945 Is it just me or is Dusty smoking hot? 664 00:56:57,978 --> 00:56:59,914 Where'd you guys stay in Paris? 665 00:56:59,947 --> 00:57:01,182 Right next door. 666 00:57:01,215 --> 00:57:05,052 Eighty bucks a night, Caesar's Palace. 667 00:57:08,222 --> 00:57:13,594 Look at you, free as a bird. 668 00:57:13,628 --> 00:57:17,699 And I'm supposed to be the family crackpot. 669 00:57:21,702 --> 00:57:23,804 Hey. 670 00:57:23,838 --> 00:57:28,610 Hey, Brutus. 671 00:57:28,643 --> 00:57:30,211 It's all about the tail. 672 00:57:30,244 --> 00:57:33,949 Some dogs you just look at em' and it goes: 673 00:57:33,981 --> 00:57:36,150 "Life is good. life is good." 674 00:57:36,184 --> 00:57:39,153 You know, they don't need a reason why. 675 00:57:39,186 --> 00:57:41,690 I used to watch you play football. 676 00:57:41,722 --> 00:57:44,592 Oh, yeah? Want an autograph? 677 00:57:44,626 --> 00:57:46,595 No, I'm good thank you. 678 00:57:46,628 --> 00:57:49,798 That knee injury, must have hurt, huh? 679 00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:51,932 Pretty much killed my career. 680 00:57:51,965 --> 00:57:53,902 You're doing pretty well now. 681 00:57:53,934 --> 00:57:56,036 That's good. 682 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:59,208 May I give your dog a bone? 683 00:58:03,244 --> 00:58:05,947 Here, Brutus. For you. 684 00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:10,952 From me. Attaboy. 685 00:58:11,853 --> 00:58:15,990 Well, you have a lovely day. 686 00:58:46,788 --> 00:58:48,956 Hi. 687 00:58:48,989 --> 00:58:51,058 Hi. 688 00:59:18,353 --> 00:59:20,755 Thank you. 689 00:59:20,788 --> 00:59:23,190 You're welcome. 690 00:59:27,061 --> 00:59:32,767 Dad, more stuff? Really? 691 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:34,336 That's the last one. 692 00:59:34,369 --> 00:59:38,206 I mean, what can I say, I had something in mind 693 00:59:38,239 --> 00:59:41,710 and it blossomed and bore fruit. 694 00:59:46,114 --> 00:59:49,650 What was that thing that Grandma used to say about... 695 00:59:49,684 --> 00:59:52,220 About a garden? 696 00:59:52,253 --> 00:59:57,726 That a garden is not a garden until it has garden esters. 697 01:00:00,128 --> 01:00:03,097 -Look what I got. -Oh, my... 698 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:05,232 Oh, that's... that's wonderful. 699 01:00:05,266 --> 01:00:08,769 -Good? -Yeah, it's perfect. 700 01:00:08,802 --> 01:00:10,672 Look at the sky. 701 01:00:37,798 --> 01:00:39,300 My Dad called last night. 702 01:00:39,333 --> 01:00:43,238 He's moving to New York. For good. 703 01:00:43,271 --> 01:00:45,807 -Wow. -You know what's stupid? 704 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:47,742 When I told him about Parents Night, 705 01:00:47,775 --> 01:00:50,711 he said he'd try and make it. 706 01:00:50,744 --> 01:00:53,414 I believed him. 707 01:00:53,447 --> 01:00:55,150 Maybe it's for the best. 708 01:00:55,182 --> 01:00:57,284 We're both gonna fail tomorrow. 709 01:00:57,318 --> 01:01:00,155 Worrying isn't gonna change things. 710 01:01:02,789 --> 01:01:07,728 There comes a time when it's not enough to just experiment. 711 01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:10,565 Let's go make some gold, Tim. 712 01:01:10,597 --> 01:01:12,969 Let's make so much gold, so that you 713 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:14,970 can go visit your dad, wherever he is. 714 01:01:15,001 --> 01:01:17,137 All right, let's make some gold! 715 01:01:17,170 --> 01:01:20,774 Sometimes you have to succeed, 716 01:01:20,807 --> 01:01:25,012 otherwise, you risk losing the whole planet. 717 01:01:34,454 --> 01:01:36,324 I heard Carter say once he got a black eye 718 01:01:36,356 --> 01:01:38,025 from fighting off a security guard. 719 01:01:38,059 --> 01:01:41,096 Lot of black eyes going around. 720 01:01:41,128 --> 01:01:44,132 -What's that supposed to mean? -Carter's dad is a jerk. 721 01:01:44,164 --> 01:01:46,201 Screams all the time and calls him names. 722 01:01:46,233 --> 01:01:51,038 What goes around comes around. 723 01:01:51,072 --> 01:01:55,210 What? I'm supposed to feel sorry for him? 724 01:01:55,242 --> 01:01:58,011 Let's make our lives golden, Tim. 725 01:01:58,045 --> 01:02:04,318 Let's do this. 726 01:02:04,351 --> 01:02:06,353 Our earth element. 727 01:02:06,387 --> 01:02:09,958 One sterling silver baby spoon, ground to powder. 728 01:02:09,990 --> 01:02:11,893 One cup of mud. 729 01:02:11,925 --> 01:02:14,261 Two tablespoons of plant food. 730 01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:17,132 And one bottle of pinot noir. 731 01:02:29,277 --> 01:02:32,012 I suppose you think that's really hysterical. 732 01:02:32,045 --> 01:02:34,181 -Act your age. -This is my age! 733 01:02:34,215 --> 01:02:37,152 I'm almost a teenager. Come on, we're only young once. 734 01:02:50,831 --> 01:02:53,000 So, how's it going with your listing? 735 01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:55,202 I asked, uh... 736 01:02:55,235 --> 01:03:00,275 I advised the sellers they should lower it by another $20,000 737 01:03:00,307 --> 01:03:03,177 but I don't know, if it's gonna move. 738 01:03:09,382 --> 01:03:12,119 You don't seem too upset about it. 739 01:03:12,152 --> 01:03:17,257 Right now I feel okay, I don't know why. 740 01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:22,330 No need for why, just be okay. Okay? 741 01:03:27,335 --> 01:03:30,838 Okay. 742 01:03:30,871 --> 01:03:36,076 We're missing one element, air. 743 01:03:36,110 --> 01:03:40,615 Fresh air in a can. 744 01:03:40,648 --> 01:03:43,184 Holy crap! Holy crap! 745 01:03:43,217 --> 01:03:44,919 Get some water! Water! 746 01:03:44,952 --> 01:03:47,555 -Get some water! -Holy crap! Crap! 747 01:03:47,588 --> 01:03:50,225 Holy crap! 748 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:32,266 Lots of excitement, huh? 749 01:04:44,545 --> 01:04:51,219 You wanted to make gold? 750 01:04:51,251 --> 01:04:57,458 'Cause you thought we needed the money, right? 751 01:04:57,490 --> 01:05:02,931 And you were trying to save the family? 752 01:05:02,963 --> 01:05:07,936 It's okay. 753 01:05:07,969 --> 01:05:09,471 It's okay. 754 01:05:24,318 --> 01:05:29,691 Um... 755 01:05:29,724 --> 01:05:33,428 I want to say I'm sorry. 756 01:05:33,460 --> 01:05:36,163 What for? 757 01:05:36,197 --> 01:05:39,133 Well, It's a long list. 758 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:41,001 For being gone all the time. 759 01:05:41,034 --> 01:05:43,070 For making you worry about things 760 01:05:43,103 --> 01:05:45,539 no kid should have to worry about. 761 01:05:47,708 --> 01:05:52,646 For making you wonder whether your mom and I were gonna stay together. 762 01:05:52,679 --> 01:05:55,482 Well? 763 01:05:58,018 --> 01:06:00,287 We're not done yet. 764 01:06:00,320 --> 01:06:04,192 -What now? -Apologies. 765 01:06:04,224 --> 01:06:08,328 For sending you off to the library with Tim. 766 01:06:08,362 --> 01:06:14,369 But you just wanted us to make up. 767 01:06:14,402 --> 01:06:16,537 I was interfering. 768 01:06:16,570 --> 01:06:23,044 That is just another way of saying I was not seeing you. 769 01:06:24,277 --> 01:06:27,114 I have a history of that. 770 01:06:36,623 --> 01:06:38,091 # Just one look 771 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:43,630 # And I fell so hard, hard, hard 772 01:06:43,664 --> 01:06:47,635 # In love 773 01:06:47,668 --> 01:06:50,471 # With you 774 01:06:50,503 --> 01:06:52,773 # Oh-oh, oh-oh 775 01:06:52,806 --> 01:06:54,641 # I found out 776 01:06:54,675 --> 01:07:00,081 # How good it feels... 777 01:07:03,317 --> 01:07:06,487 You sure see a lot of stars tonight. 778 01:07:06,519 --> 01:07:10,123 Yeah. 779 01:07:10,157 --> 01:07:12,126 Your friend Mr. Newton, 780 01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:16,364 he used to spend a good bit of time looking at them. 781 01:07:16,396 --> 01:07:18,632 Merlin, too. 782 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:22,570 Ah, he was a magician. 783 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:26,273 He was an alchemist. 784 01:07:26,306 --> 01:07:29,109 He was. 785 01:07:29,143 --> 01:07:30,811 Do you believe in it, Grandpa? 786 01:07:30,844 --> 01:07:34,714 Yeah, I've seen it in action. 787 01:07:34,748 --> 01:07:38,219 Come on. To bed! 788 01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:45,693 In you get. 789 01:07:45,726 --> 01:07:48,528 But I failed, big time. 790 01:07:48,561 --> 01:07:50,097 Oh, no, you didn't. 791 01:07:50,130 --> 01:07:53,166 You were looking in the wrong beaker. 792 01:07:53,199 --> 01:07:58,306 I saw you fill one up with anger and fear. 793 01:07:58,338 --> 01:08:00,842 But then you added beauty 794 01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:05,213 and you added a little bit of mischief. 795 01:08:05,246 --> 01:08:10,318 That, my dear Milton, is alchemy. 796 01:08:13,219 --> 01:08:16,190 -Goodnight. -Goodnight. 797 01:08:45,886 --> 01:08:50,525 # Happy birthday to you 798 01:08:50,557 --> 01:08:56,329 Chococadabra. 799 01:08:56,363 --> 01:08:58,865 So now, I want you to make a wish, okay? 800 01:08:58,899 --> 01:09:01,903 -Okay. -One. Two. Three. 801 01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:06,506 -Twelve years old. -Hey. 802 01:09:06,539 --> 01:09:08,643 I have something for you. 803 01:09:18,319 --> 01:09:21,756 That's the alchemist's first tool. 804 01:09:21,788 --> 01:09:23,256 It's a beauty. 805 01:09:23,289 --> 01:09:25,859 You take good care of that, 806 01:09:25,893 --> 01:09:29,329 it'll serve you for a long time. 807 01:09:29,363 --> 01:09:32,266 I bought it off a real wizard. 808 01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:35,703 Okay, now I think you're stretching it. 809 01:09:35,735 --> 01:09:37,537 Don't believe everything you think. 810 01:09:37,570 --> 01:09:40,341 Happy Birthday, kiddo! 811 01:09:40,373 --> 01:09:43,310 No, Dad. I'm done with that. 812 01:09:43,344 --> 01:09:44,945 Oh, okay. 813 01:09:44,979 --> 01:09:48,216 -What's that? -It's a beaker. 814 01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:49,483 Ah. 815 01:09:49,516 --> 01:09:52,319 Well, I'll see you tonight at Parents Night tonight, right? 816 01:09:52,353 --> 01:09:53,954 -Your coming? -Of course, I'm coming. 817 01:09:53,988 --> 01:09:57,557 You're my man. I'm gonna cheer you on. 818 01:09:57,591 --> 01:09:59,694 Proud of you. 819 01:09:59,726 --> 01:10:02,630 -Thanks, Dad. -Okay. 820 01:10:45,639 --> 01:10:47,708 I'm okay. 821 01:10:47,740 --> 01:10:48,775 There's nothing wrong. 822 01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:51,746 This is not an emergency. 823 01:11:28,681 --> 01:11:31,318 Call office. 824 01:11:33,854 --> 01:11:36,557 Hey, Sharon. 825 01:11:36,590 --> 01:11:39,860 Yeah, I'm not coming into the office for the rest of the day. 826 01:11:39,893 --> 01:11:43,564 I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. 827 01:13:13,587 --> 01:13:15,823 What are you lookin' at? 828 01:13:15,855 --> 01:13:18,192 Answer me! 829 01:13:18,225 --> 01:13:21,629 Answer me. 830 01:13:21,662 --> 01:13:25,466 You're just as scared as I am. 831 01:13:25,498 --> 01:13:29,068 What? 832 01:13:29,101 --> 01:13:34,875 You don't know anything about me, Milton. 833 01:13:34,908 --> 01:13:38,713 Scared to death to walk out on that stage. 834 01:14:08,975 --> 01:14:11,811 Excuse me. Can I just pass you guys? Sorry. 835 01:14:11,845 --> 01:14:15,216 -Sorry. Hi, Dad. -hi, darling. 836 01:14:15,248 --> 01:14:19,019 -Hey. -Hi, sorry, I'm late. 837 01:14:44,645 --> 01:14:46,547 Hello, I'm Ms. Ferguson. 838 01:14:46,579 --> 01:14:50,984 And were about to experience something very special. 839 01:14:51,018 --> 01:14:55,154 But first, I dare you to silence your devices 840 01:14:55,188 --> 01:14:57,591 for an entire 60 minutes. 841 01:14:57,623 --> 01:15:02,095 Our speakers will appreciate your effort. 842 01:15:02,128 --> 01:15:05,032 Our first speaker is Milton Adams. 843 01:15:05,064 --> 01:15:11,237 And his topic is "War Between the States." 844 01:15:29,055 --> 01:15:33,693 I think The War Between the States is over. 845 01:15:33,726 --> 01:15:36,697 I learned that this week. 846 01:15:42,935 --> 01:15:49,143 Go on. 847 01:15:49,176 --> 01:15:53,847 That's the war I'm talking about. 848 01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:56,917 The one we're all in. 849 01:15:56,949 --> 01:15:59,819 We argue with each other so much, 850 01:15:59,853 --> 01:16:02,056 hold grudges, 851 01:16:02,088 --> 01:16:06,793 say awful things about each other behind people's backs. 852 01:16:06,827 --> 01:16:08,929 It's a big, big war. 853 01:16:08,962 --> 01:16:12,066 Everybody walking around wounded. 854 01:16:12,099 --> 01:16:16,304 I got wounded, and it hurts. 855 01:16:21,841 --> 01:16:28,982 I was so upset, so worried about getting wounded again, 856 01:16:29,015 --> 01:16:31,250 I couldn't do anything else. 857 01:16:31,283 --> 01:16:37,256 There was a civil war raging right inside me. 858 01:16:37,289 --> 01:16:39,693 Then... 859 01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:43,229 ...my grandpa came to visit. 860 01:16:43,262 --> 01:16:47,100 And he taught me how to stop the war... 861 01:16:50,737 --> 01:16:54,875 ...using this. 862 01:16:54,908 --> 01:16:59,246 Imagine that you're a beaker. 863 01:16:59,279 --> 01:17:02,783 Whatever you choose to put inside of you, 864 01:17:02,815 --> 01:17:06,353 that's who you are. 865 01:17:06,386 --> 01:17:11,025 You fill your glass with hate and fear, 866 01:17:11,057 --> 01:17:14,261 pour in your worries about the past or the future, 867 01:17:14,293 --> 01:17:18,064 you're probably gonna be miserable. 868 01:17:18,097 --> 01:17:22,036 If you fill your beaker with love and caring, 869 01:17:22,069 --> 01:17:25,773 miracles can happen. 870 01:17:25,805 --> 01:17:28,908 Wars can end. 871 01:17:28,942 --> 01:17:34,414 People can be different. 872 01:17:34,448 --> 01:17:39,319 That's the secret. 873 01:17:39,351 --> 01:17:43,856 We all can change. 874 01:17:43,890 --> 01:17:49,329 You just have to take the empty space and turn it into gold. 875 01:17:49,362 --> 01:17:54,034 And when you do that, the war is over. 876 01:17:56,936 --> 01:18:00,173 My grandpa calls it alchemy. 877 01:18:00,207 --> 01:18:07,081 Which means that my best friend... 878 01:18:07,113 --> 01:18:09,782 my parents... 879 01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:12,819 even my neighbors... 880 01:18:12,853 --> 01:18:18,725 ...are all alchemists. 881 01:18:18,759 --> 01:18:21,929 Now I'm done. 882 01:18:28,534 --> 01:18:31,805 Now, that was from the heart. 883 01:18:31,837 --> 01:18:35,041 I'm so posting this. 884 01:18:35,074 --> 01:18:36,844 Hey, check it out. 885 01:18:36,877 --> 01:18:39,880 Our next speaker Carter Crane, 886 01:18:39,912 --> 01:18:46,352 and his topic is "Why I Hate Everything." 887 01:19:18,018 --> 01:19:21,488 Carter. 888 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,490 Breathe. 889 01:19:24,524 --> 01:19:29,029 Breathe. 890 01:19:39,573 --> 01:19:42,276 I don't really hate everything, 891 01:19:42,309 --> 01:19:46,480 but some things I just can't stand. 892 01:19:48,381 --> 01:19:52,119 My alarm clock going off on a weekend 893 01:19:52,152 --> 01:19:56,856 before I realized I could have slept in... 894 01:20:13,340 --> 01:20:15,042 Happy birthday. 895 01:20:15,074 --> 01:20:18,578 Look at what your grandfather made. 896 01:20:45,505 --> 01:20:49,475 Come in. 897 01:20:49,509 --> 01:20:51,110 -Hey. -Hey. 898 01:20:51,144 --> 01:20:53,313 Mom said you wanted to see me. 899 01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:59,353 I thought you were leaving Sunday. 900 01:20:59,386 --> 01:21:01,088 Sit down. 901 01:21:07,694 --> 01:21:10,497 I don't want you to leave. 902 01:21:13,198 --> 01:21:15,402 Everything's better when you're here. 903 01:21:29,448 --> 01:21:31,451 Attaboy. 904 01:21:37,724 --> 01:21:40,994 Up there on that stage. 905 01:21:41,027 --> 01:21:43,596 You knocked my socks off, Milton Adams. 906 01:21:43,630 --> 01:21:45,231 -Yeah? -Mm-hm. 907 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:49,202 You knocked it right out of the park. 908 01:21:49,234 --> 01:21:51,170 -It was good, huh? -Yeah. 909 01:21:51,203 --> 01:21:55,241 Isaac Newton good. 910 01:21:55,274 --> 01:22:00,680 You can do it again, and again, and again. 911 01:22:00,713 --> 01:22:03,350 What do you mean? 912 01:22:03,382 --> 01:22:07,054 What you did. 913 01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:10,023 You let your heart make sense 914 01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:13,993 of what your mind couldn't figure out. 915 01:22:14,027 --> 01:22:19,432 But... I was really, really scared. 916 01:22:23,603 --> 01:22:26,573 A bit of time ago, 917 01:22:26,605 --> 01:22:31,010 I met this really bright boy... 918 01:22:31,043 --> 01:22:37,317 ...who figured out how to purr like a cat. 919 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:42,189 No matter where you are, or who you're with. 920 01:22:43,722 --> 01:22:47,728 You hold the secret. 921 01:22:47,761 --> 01:22:53,133 Don't you ever forget it, okay? 922 01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:55,569 I love you, Grandpa. 923 01:22:55,601 --> 01:22:59,538 I love you. 924 01:22:59,572 --> 01:23:02,076 So much. 925 01:23:03,743 --> 01:23:05,579 Socks. 926 01:23:05,612 --> 01:23:08,181 Underwear. 927 01:23:08,213 --> 01:23:10,350 I left it in the laundry. 928 01:23:10,382 --> 01:23:11,617 I'll go get it. 929 01:23:44,451 --> 01:23:48,288 The Adams family: reporting in. 930 01:23:51,224 --> 01:23:54,261 Planet Dad has spun out of the past and arrived on earth, 931 01:23:54,293 --> 01:23:58,564 where atmospheric conditions are clear and bright. 932 01:23:58,597 --> 01:24:02,234 Mom's planet has returned from orbiting the future, 933 01:24:02,268 --> 01:24:05,038 put down some roots right here. 934 01:24:09,576 --> 01:24:12,479 It might take a while. 935 01:24:15,247 --> 01:24:17,716 And me, I'm trading in Planet Fear 936 01:24:17,750 --> 01:24:20,720 for something a little brighter. 937 01:24:23,323 --> 01:24:26,159 # It was then that the hurdy gurdy man 938 01:24:26,192 --> 01:24:30,831 # Came singing songs 939 01:24:30,863 --> 01:24:37,837 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang 940 01:24:37,871 --> 01:24:40,239 Ready? Set? 941 01:24:40,273 --> 01:24:42,309 Now! 942 01:24:42,341 --> 01:24:45,144 # Histories of ages past 943 01:24:45,177 --> 01:24:48,314 # Unenlightened shadows cast 944 01:24:48,347 --> 01:24:51,184 # Down through all eternity 945 01:24:51,216 --> 01:24:53,452 # The crying of humanity 946 01:24:53,485 --> 01:24:57,123 # 'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man 947 01:24:57,157 --> 01:25:00,193 # Comes singing songs of love 948 01:25:00,225 --> 01:25:03,195 # Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man 949 01:25:03,229 --> 01:25:08,768 # Comes singing songs of love 950 01:25:08,801 --> 01:25:15,609 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang 951 01:25:15,641 --> 01:25:17,309 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy 952 01:25:17,342 --> 01:25:20,846 # hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurd 953 01:25:20,880 --> 01:25:27,654 # Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang 954 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:27,213 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang 955 01:26:27,247 --> 01:26:29,849 # Here comes the Roly Poly Man 956 01:26:29,881 --> 01:26:31,951 # He's singing songs of love 957 01:26:31,984 --> 01:26:38,692 # "Roly poly, roly poly holy poly, poly" he sang 958 01:26:38,725 --> 01:26:44,497 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang 959 01:26:44,529 --> 01:26:50,203 # "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy, gurdy" he sang # 67501

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