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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,080 "We're so cool!" 2 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,400 "We're so cool!" 3 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,760 "We're so cool!" 4 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,400 If you open the Mumbai telephone directory... 5 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:52,040 ...you will find 5940369 Rahuls. 6 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,680 But Sonu Nigam... 7 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,200 ...sorry, the telephone department doesn't know that... 8 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,400 ...one more Rahul had come to this city two years ago. 9 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,760 That same Rahul is shifting to his new apartment today. 10 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,840 - What happened? - Is he having fits? 11 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,680 No. He has come down from 1500 square feet to the floor... 12 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:09,600 ...and do you know why? 13 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,080 Because of his friend, philosopher and guide, Karan... 14 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,200 - ...alias Pandey. - Why are you pushing me around? 15 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,920 Show some respect. I know that your rent for a few months is due. 16 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,440 The two of them met at the fashion designing institute... 17 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,320 ...from where they passed with flying colors. 18 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:28,000 You called your summer collection the 'Naked Truth'... 19 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,160 ...and made them walk the ramp in underwear? 20 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,680 The two of you are expelled from this college. 21 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,560 Okay. 22 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,560 Ma'am. Please ma'am. 23 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,200 Ma'am, can you refund the rest of the fees? 24 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,080 Get out! 25 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,680 You said that we will go to a new house. But this is our building. 26 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,280 Yes. Earlier we used to go through the front door... 27 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,640 ...now we will use the back door. 28 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,560 In spite of being a talented designer... 29 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,360 ...Rahul couldn't find the stairs to success. 30 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:02,400 But as far as climbing was concerned, Karan was on top of all. 31 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,840 We are back. 32 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,280 We hardly left and they have already covered everything. 33 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:14,720 I can't believe that we have come to the same old house. 34 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,720 And this time, we won't have to pay the rent too. 35 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,200 As if we used to pay him regularly? 36 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,160 As far as jobs were concerned, they were both very lucky. 37 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,720 Who will complain about lower salary... 38 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,920 ...when young guys get a chance to dress young girls? 39 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,360 Anyways, neither of them spends cash or uses credit cards... 40 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,080 ...to get on in life. They do it on credit. 41 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,440 I don't trust you a bit. 42 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,320 But, I am giving you credit after seeing his face. 43 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,520 - Two suits. - Two suits? 44 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,040 He meant suit. 45 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,760 Even I thought he said something else. 46 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,360 - Yes. We will give back your suit. - I said the same thing. 47 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,400 "We're so cool!" 48 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Don't ask me where these two are off to wearing suits. 49 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:03,000 - They are off on an important mission. - Hey, will you drive? 50 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,800 I am hungry, buddy. 51 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,680 Today, there is neither any wedding nor christening... 52 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,920 ...neither is there a death anniversary nor a birthday. 53 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,720 What shall we do for food, buddy? 54 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,920 You always think of only food. 55 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,200 Think about what we will do about our drinks. 56 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:19,520 You don't talk about drinking. 57 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,720 I need it compulsorily after drinks. 58 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,080 Yes, buddy. I also need it. 59 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,720 I am talking about sleep. 60 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:29,440 I am also talking about sleeping. 61 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:32,720 Their solution is a school party. 62 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,400 A school that neither of them has ever been to... 63 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,080 ...and a party that neither has been invited to. 64 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,360 - That is how it is. - Park it properly. 65 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,200 - Cycle? - Get the air checked also. 66 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,080 - Hi, Priya! - Hi, there. 67 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,160 Hi, Raj. Hi, Sachin. 68 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,040 Hello. Hello. 69 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,400 Enjoy yourself. Hello, Priya. 70 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,320 God bless. God bless. 71 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,080 - Come here. - Kebabs? 72 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,400 That is why I don't take him to Taj and Oberoi. 73 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,080 You go on, okay? 74 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,200 - Yes. Yes. - I will be back. 75 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,160 - What is for dinner? - There is a lot. 76 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,920 - Come here after every five minutes. - Okay. 77 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,840 - What's your name? - Guddu. 78 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,160 Hey come here. 79 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,560 - Guddu. - Okay. 80 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,160 - You don't meet me these days. - You also don't meet me. 81 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,360 - Hi, how are you? - Fine, what about you. 82 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:31,000 Guddu, do you remember that she was like a carom board in the school? 83 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,400 - Now it has become like a mountain. - Yes. 84 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,560 How did this happen? 85 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,200 For 2 years she was working in the silicon valley. 86 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,040 Anjali, did you hear that Sanju might be coming tonight. 87 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,000 That too from America. 88 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,400 What? Sanju! The one who was everyone's heart-throb in school? 89 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,760 - I hope you are not pulling a fast one. - No. 90 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,600 - It's been a long time since I've seen him. - I too. 91 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,800 He is in America for the last 12 years. 92 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,840 A boy from America. Must be an accomplished playboy. 93 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,000 Come here. 94 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,680 When Sanju comes we must take a party from him. 95 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,680 But what for? 96 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,680 - You don't know? - No. 97 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,040 Because our Sanjana has become... 98 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,920 - ...Miss America. - Oh really. 99 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,320 -Then we must ask for a party. - Cheers. 100 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:17,080 Friend, just one more. 101 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,680 Come on, buddy. Come on, please don't. 102 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,600 Kebab. 103 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,920 - Darling! - Move. 104 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,920 Excuse me, have you seen my Naina? 105 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,680 Forget Naina. Did you see that boy? 106 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,360 You will not change, sir. 107 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,080 At least at this age stop doing all these experiments. 108 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,840 Good for nothing. 109 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,720 - Have you written down everyone's name? - Yes. 110 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,160 - Check out who that boy is. - Okay. 111 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,800 Hello Prof. Mistry. 112 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,200 - Hi. - Did you recognize me? 113 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,360 - Wow! - Priya Mehta, roll no 69. 114 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,760 That's lovely. You even remember my roll no. 115 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:56,200 If it is 69, then who can forget it? 116 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,600 Because of you professor, we loved chemistry. 117 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:01,400 Thank you, dear. Go and enjoy yourself. 118 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,720 - Thank you professor, Bye. - Bye. 119 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,720 - Hello my boy. How are you? - Professor Mistry. 120 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,440 I too haven't forgotten your chemistry classes. 121 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,800 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - When the servant maid uses... 122 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,080 - ...phenol in the commode... - Commode? 123 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:13,200 Yes, it remind's of you. 124 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:14,600 But you... 125 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,400 That unique style of teaching that you had. 126 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,720 Tell it now, tell it now that this is ammonia. 127 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,160 - But... - That was mind blowing, sir. 128 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,360 - But this song I've listened recently. - Tell me your name. 129 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,440 One minute sir. 130 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,800 Tell me your name or I'll throw you out. 131 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,920 Sanju, oh my God! Is that you? 132 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,840 Sanju, when did you come from America? 133 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,320 The name is Sanju. 134 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:38,320 Who is this Sanju? 135 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,280 He seems to be an accomplished playboy, buddy. 136 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,000 Playboy! But how will his face match with mine? 137 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,920 Everyone is meeting him after 12 years, buddy. Just cheer up. 138 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,200 Ladies and gentlemen. Listen Jessica, Pooja and Shilpa. 139 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,440 See who has come. Sanju from America. 140 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,080 - Let me introduce you to others. - Yeah. 141 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,440 But Sanju was a girl. 142 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,440 It's time to rock the house, guys. 143 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,680 Let's spike up the night with the spykar youth culture. 144 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,080 Everyone get on the floor. 145 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,680 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 146 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,840 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 147 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,760 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 148 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,360 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 149 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,440 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 150 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,160 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 151 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,760 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 152 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:48,280 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 153 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,800 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 154 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:55,080 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 155 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,840 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 156 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,360 "The cool air of romance." 157 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:09,280 "It comes from the lane we stay." 158 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,800 "Loafer, Romeo and crazy." 159 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,400 "Everyone calls us by different names." 160 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:18,640 "The dreamy eyes and the wavering feet." 161 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,400 "They all oblige us a lot." 162 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,400 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 163 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,000 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 164 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,440 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 165 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:36,720 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 166 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,400 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 167 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,840 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 168 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,000 "Every girl is after me, what shall I do?" 169 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,680 "How cool we are." 170 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,920 "How cool we are." 171 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,720 "They want to meet me in the open." 172 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,720 "They want to meet me hiding away from others, what shall I do?" 173 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,560 "How cool we are." 174 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,800 "I'm desire of every girl and every girl says that I'm on fire." 175 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,040 "This had to happen. How cool we are." 176 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,680 "We're so cool!" 177 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:26,720 "How is that all the girls in this world fall for you." 178 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:33,320 "How is that you are able to hook girls, teach me too." 179 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:41,560 "Those days will come, buddy." 180 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,840 "When the stars of your fortune shall also shine." 181 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,760 "I have accepted you as my mentor." 182 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,720 "You teach me the art of romance." 183 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:00,080 "I'm lost in the world of love and romance." 184 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,560 "I have no botheration about the miseries in this world." 185 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,320 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 186 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,080 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 187 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,720 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 188 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,200 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 189 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,760 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 190 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,400 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 191 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,920 "We're so cool!" 192 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,520 "There is no one like you and me here." 193 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,800 You mean sex change. How is that possible? 194 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:11,320 "You and me are the topic of discussion here." 195 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:17,640 "Come into the folds of my arms." 196 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,600 "Don't go away annoyed with me like this." 197 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,760 "Let my chance also be on." 198 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,440 "Let my fortune be also awakened." 199 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,920 "Listen to me. You also become like me." 200 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,200 "Come on shirk of your shyness." 201 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,560 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 202 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,840 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 203 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,440 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 204 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:56,000 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 205 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,600 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 206 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,000 "There is a lot of stuff in us." 207 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,320 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 208 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,640 "How cool we are, how cool we are." 209 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,640 You again got us into a problem. Sanju! 210 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,520 How will I know that Sanju is a girl and not a boy? 211 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,200 Our life is also a hell. We eat lunch on credit... 212 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,840 ...and pay for the punches that we get. 213 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,760 How many times have I told you not to play blind? 214 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,080 Even my father didn't insult me so much... 215 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,720 ...when he threw me out of the house. 216 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,440 Don't remind me of my father, buddy. 217 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,680 When I left Delhi... 218 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,800 ...he came to the station to see me off. 219 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,720 He had tears in his eyes when he said that... 220 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,520 What did he say? 221 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:49,200 He said that promise me that you'll never return back home. 222 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:56,440 - See there is a bird there. - In the night? It must be a bat. 223 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,600 Not the flying one, buddy. The one that makes us fly. 224 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,080 - See there. - Oh! 225 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,520 She is not of our level, buddy. Her father must be a millionaire. 226 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,800 After marriage we reduce the millions. 227 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,720 - This had to go bad now. - Mercedes doesn't have its... 228 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,720 - ...earlier reputation. - Yes, buddy. 229 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,000 Why don't you buy a Ferrari? 230 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,400 I was going to buy that but there was only one piece in the showroom. 231 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,200 Sachin was adamant in buying that. 232 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,600 - You mean Tendulkar? - Yes. 233 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,840 I left that car for the sake of the nation... 234 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,080 ...and he is crying for such a small thing. 235 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,160 Yes, buddy. So sad. 236 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:44,320 Oh Mercedes. Mine is also a Mercedes. Any problem? 237 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,560 Look at this. The door is not opening. 238 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,840 Opening things is my specialty. 239 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,360 Come on, give me the kiss. I mean give me the keys. 240 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,840 Here you are. 241 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,640 Your fingers seem to have magic in them. 242 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,200 All my eleven fingers have magic in them. 243 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:30,640 - Really? Then show me that magic. - No, not here. 244 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,200 Let us go to a place where both of us are all alone. 245 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,800 - Sure! - Then let's go. 246 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,600 - Let's go. - Where shall I leave the Mercedes? 247 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,840 - Leave it at Krishna cottage. - Okay. 248 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:44,840 Yes. 249 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,560 - Can I ask you something? - Yes. 250 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,800 Don't you have any boyfriends? I mean... 251 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:59,760 Actually I like the height of the Muslim boys... 252 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,680 ...and the width of the Gujarati boys. 253 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,440 It is not only difficult to get such a... 254 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,840 ...combination but it is also impossible to find one. 255 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:10,360 - You didn't tell me your name. - Nasiruddin Shah. 256 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,640 - Perfect. - I know. 257 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:18,360 - So you work in the movies? - No, I'm not that one. 258 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,200 God is great! His fortune always takes him forward and... 259 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,680 ...my fortune makes me climb from the back. 260 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,080 Sir, the commissioner has called for you. 261 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:58,360 Sir. 262 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:02,840 I had called for the Havaldar, why have you come? 263 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,560 I'm Havaldar sir. 264 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,560 Then why are you wearing the uniform of an inspector? 265 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,400 Sir, I'm an inspector. 266 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,080 You're an Havaldar (constable) and an inspector. 267 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,200 Two positions at the same time. 268 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:14,840 Sir, my name is Havaldar and I'm an inspector in the force. 269 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:18,680 - I'm inspector Havaldar. - Shut up. 270 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,200 Your case is more complicated than this case. Idiot! 271 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,160 This is the fifth case in the last 2 months. 272 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,280 Sir, a girl has been raped and murdered in the lift. 273 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,160 What is the police doing in this connection? What are you doing? 274 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,400 - I'm shaking it up. - What? 275 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,000 I mean that I've shaken up the police force. 276 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,920 If the police can't solve this case then... 277 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,080 - ...we'll take the help of an expert. - Expert! What type of an expert? 278 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,840 A person with the experience of rape and murder. 279 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:40,520 What? 280 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,800 I mean a person who has solved such cases before. 281 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,200 What can be the motive behind such murders, sir? 282 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,600 - Timepass. - What, timepass? 283 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,760 When there is rape the motive is clear. Sex. 284 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,520 Sex can be bought with money too. 285 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,040 Everyone is not as fortunate as you are, madam. 286 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,400 How are you sure that all these murders have been... 287 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,680 ...committed by the same person? 288 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,400 That is because this time also there is a red rose near the dead body... 289 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,040 ...and a part of the body is also missing as earlier. 290 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,560 This time which part is missing, sir? 291 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:17,560 That is... Sorry, I can't tell in front of a family audience watching TV. 292 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,720 In your opinion who could it be who is committing all these murders? 293 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:26,000 He will be an ordinary person, like you and me... 294 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,680 ...but behind that mask of an innocent man is... 295 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,000 ...the face of murderous, inhuman devil. 296 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,080 I'm sorry Mrs. Gaitonde. I'm in a helpless situation. 297 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:10,400 I don't know what you are but you are like a cow to me. 298 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:12,400 Good morning uncle. 299 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,920 - Will you tell about this to anybody? - Have we told till today? 300 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,640 No, thank you. 301 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,200 What's this? Stop it. 302 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,640 Run! Run! 303 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,320 The day I catch you, that doll of yours will be finished. 304 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,200 The suit taken on hire has been damaged. 305 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:43,520 That stammering fellow Popat from the laundry will kill me. 306 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,080 Sir, someone has unnecessarily instigated you. 307 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,400 There is no ghost in this house. 308 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:58,600 I need money badly, so I'm selling this house at a lower rate. 309 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:02,080 The landlord. I think that we must vanish now. 310 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:09,320 Come. This is the apartment with 24 hours water and 24 hours electricity. 311 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,640 You'll also get fresh air and a good view for free. 312 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,560 Now you bring your wife and start living here. 313 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,080 - Why can't I live with another woman? - Of course, why not? 314 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,600 - One minute. - Okay. 315 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,080 Hello darling, I had come on a work hence couldn't ring you up. 316 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,920 Who are you? 317 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,560 - I don't have a name. - Why? 318 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,200 Since my rebirth hasn't happened yet. 319 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,400 I'm looking for a body. 320 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,720 - Were you looking for me? - Yes. 321 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:26,800 I can go anywhere. Inside your phone too. 322 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,040 Why my phone? 323 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,560 - Isn't incoming free? - Yes. 324 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,440 - Where is he? - You have to lend me your body. 325 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,800 Praise the lord. Lord save me from the miseries. 326 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:55,040 The lord who shall keep ghosts away from you. 327 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,320 The ghost is itself chanting prayers. 328 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:01,840 Ghost! 329 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,200 How many misunderstandings do humans have? 330 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,040 How many times have I told you that... 331 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,160 ...they don't stay here anymore? Go from here. 332 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,640 Why don't you understand what I'm telling you? 333 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,600 They have given me this address and told me to come... 334 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,720 - ...here and take the suit from them. - Shut up. 335 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,600 I have given it on hire to them. I have a laundry. 336 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:23,080 You are talking obscene you dirty man. 337 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:28,080 I'll not leave you. I have supplied suits to a lot of big men. 338 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,200 Get lost. 339 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,760 Ghost! 340 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,920 What is happening. Someone is shouting ghost... 341 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,320 ...and someone is shouting for his suit here. 342 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,600 How hard that fatso hit me on my heart. 343 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,200 In the backside there is Popat and in the front it is the landlord. 344 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,360 How do I go out from here? 345 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,520 This is seventh customer that I brought and he ran away... 346 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,000 - ...as if he saw a ghost. - Ghost! 347 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,200 What is wrong? Why did you get startled? 348 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,040 - Have you also seen the ghost? - Yes, sir. 349 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,640 - Three times. - Three times? 350 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,520 Where? 351 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,640 - On the CD. - On the building stairs? 352 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,840 No, on a pirated CD. 353 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,840 I'm not talking of a movie. I'm talking of real ghosts. 354 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,160 Are those chaps Karan and Rahul coming here stealthily? 355 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,080 What are you saying sir? Won't I know, if someone... 356 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,920 ...passes from here? 357 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,280 No one can escape from my eyes. 358 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,680 - Really. - Yes. 359 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,560 But who are you? 360 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,560 Hello. Are you like this from childhood? 361 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,560 You know I mean... 362 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,040 - Have a nice day. Bye. - Bye. 363 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,160 Go carefully. 364 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,160 Poor fellow. 365 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:53,360 How unkind God is? He will have to remain alone throughout his life. 366 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,520 No, darling. God makes a pair for everyone. 367 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,160 See he has made you to be paired with me. 368 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:03,160 - That's why I say that God is so unfair. - Come home. 369 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,840 Hey Auto. Come here. 370 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,280 You can run away from this world. 371 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,440 How long will you run away from yourself? 372 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,800 Please look at my palms and tell me about my fortune. 373 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,600 I don't have to see your hands. I can see your face and tell. 374 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,280 The Saturn is annoyed with you. Sunny Deol. I meant Lord Shani. 375 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,760 Give me one thousand rupees. I'll go out and perform prayers. 376 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,280 I don't have 1000 rupees. 377 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,160 - Then 800. - I don't have that too. 378 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,760 - 500. - No. 379 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,080 - 200. - No. 380 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,920 - At least you must have 100. - No. 381 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,560 Then how much do you have? 382 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,400 All put together I have twelve and half rupees. 383 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,400 Then you don't have to fear for anything, son. 384 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,160 Even the Saturn can't do any damage to you. 385 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,200 Go. Vacate the place. 386 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,600 It seems that he has become emotional. 387 00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,720 Listen. You seem to be a good person. 388 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,680 - Come here and listen to me. - Tell me. 389 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,920 A girl will come into your life. 390 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:08,400 Girl! 391 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,080 Yes, she won't be an ordinary girl. She'll have a mole on her chest. 392 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,760 - Mole on her chest! - Yes. 393 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,360 Once that girl enters your life, your fortune will change. 394 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,840 Fame will fall at your feet. 395 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,320 The world will be behind you and you shall be ahead of the world. 396 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,440 - Where will I get such a girl? - You can find God if you seek for him. 397 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,360 Go and seek. 398 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,200 What are you staring at? Shall I give you some thrashing? 399 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,640 Sorry. 400 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,840 Karan, what happened? 401 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,560 This? That girl with whom... 402 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,440 - ...I went last night in the Mercedes. - Accident! 403 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,720 - Did it hurt badly? - No, you need to grow up. 404 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,360 You don't know, some women like it wild. 405 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,200 - Wild! - Yes! That too in a 5 star hotel. 406 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,920 Then. 407 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,640 Then she gave everything over to me. 408 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,600 He said that he is Nasaruddin Shah and forced me to sit in the car. 409 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,280 I didn't know that the car was stolen. 410 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,520 - Sir... - Shut up. 411 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,800 I promise you that I didn't steal the car. I have done nothing. 412 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,400 - I just opened. - What? 413 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,400 Door. 414 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,000 Now I'll give you a thrashing, get inside. 415 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,400 Then. 416 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,680 Then we went inside her room. A deluxe suite. 417 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,400 Then she slowly started undressing. 418 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:57,560 - Lucky man. After that? - After that she tied my hands. 419 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,720 Sir, don't dare to touch me. 420 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,680 Why not? Your fingers have magic, isn't it? 421 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,840 - They don't have now, they had it earlier. - Shut up. 422 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200 Why are you silent? Tell me after that. 423 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,000 Then she took out my belt. 424 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,640 Will you open it again? Nothing of yours will open after this. 425 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,080 How long did it carry on? 426 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000 For the first ten minutes I was conscious... 427 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,560 ...and thereafter I don't know. 428 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,640 When I gained conscious, I couldn't even walk. 429 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,360 Then how did you come here? 430 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,360 She dropped me in her Mercedes. 431 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,920 - It was one wild night, isn't it? - Yes, buddy. 432 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,720 These days, the girls like it that way. 433 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,800 One night stand. 434 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,080 But she will not be like that. 435 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,040 She! Who's that? 436 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,200 - The one who'll change my fortune. - Who will change your fortune? 437 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,920 That girl who will have a mole on her chest. 438 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,840 Yes, buddy. One astrologer told me today that a girl like that... 439 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,600 ...will come into my life and change my fortunes. 440 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,600 You do as I suggest. You find a girl first. 441 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,080 Then you put a mole on her chest. 442 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,600 Because if you look for a mole on her chest, then you'll get beaten and also get me beaten. 443 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,680 I have full faith, that the girl who'll change my fate will surely come. 444 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,360 Yes. 445 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:42,680 I don't know about yours but mine has already come. 446 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,920 - Hi - Hi, may I help you? 447 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,560 - Where can I find DK? - You mean DK. 448 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,720 - You are? - Kiran... 449 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,600 - I'm Karan. - Hi. 450 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,200 DK! Let's go. 451 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,400 Let's see. It should be possible. 452 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,760 What are you doing here? 453 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,920 "The moment I saw you." 454 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,920 "The moment I came to know you." 455 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,280 "The little consciousness that I had." 456 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,920 "Even that is gone." 457 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,520 - Gone. - What? 458 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,440 If the boss sees us like this then we are finished. 459 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,040 Let's go. 460 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,320 Absolutely no, never. You go and tell Kiran not to bother me. 461 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,080 I need time to think, please. 462 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:26,840 But DK this is not right. Whatever you're doing is not right. 463 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,720 So, you'll tell what I'm doing is right or wrong. 464 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,680 I don't need your suggestions, baby. 465 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,000 Thank you. 466 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,320 You'll get us killed. 467 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,160 Good morning. 468 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,680 - Good morning, sir. - Good morning, sir. 469 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,080 Listen, if there is a phone call for me... 470 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,840 - ...from a person called Kiran... - Kiran! 471 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,360 - ...then tell that I'm not available. - Yes sir. 472 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,600 Say that I was never there. In fact say anything you want. 473 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,840 You can say that I'm dead. 474 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,160 - Dead, sir? - Yes, I'm dead. 475 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,280 Yes, sir. 476 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,840 - Designs? - Completed, sir. 477 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,600 - So where? - I'll just bring it. 478 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,840 Just bring it. 479 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,680 What is this beauty spot? 480 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,800 From a massage. I mean from social service. 481 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,200 Are you contesting the elections? 482 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,680 - Social service! - Get lost. 483 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:11,080 That's good news. When do I have to leave? Tonight! 484 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,080 Wonderful. 485 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,200 Okay send me the tickets. Remember the name is DK Bose. 486 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,600 Otherwise it will be announced wrong in the airport. 487 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,680 Doesn't sound very nice. 488 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,680 - Hello. - Sir, the designs. 489 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,600 I worked through the night to make them. 490 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:34,560 - How do you find them? - Very nice. 491 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,040 Will my name appear on these designs this time? 492 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,600 William Shakespeare had said, "What's there in a name." 493 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:48,160 But he wrote his name beneath this sentence. 494 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,440 That's because he was Shakespeare. His name had some influence. 495 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,080 Got it. 496 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,520 Sir, the designs for the summer collections. 497 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,000 We can look at them later. 498 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,400 Have you both made all arrangements for the party... 499 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,320 ...that is to take place today evening? 500 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,080 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. You leave it to us. 501 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:13,080 The show in the evening will be MTV style night. 502 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,840 It's an important show. I don't want it messed up. 503 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:16,400 No. 504 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,000 And after that I am going directly to America. 505 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,040 Do you have proper clothes for the evening? I mean suits. 506 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,400 - Suits! Yes sir. - Yes sir. 507 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,160 Suits! 508 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,000 Don't take it from the stores as you did last time. 509 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,720 As if I didn't know. 510 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:39,680 - 1000 suits. - Yes, suits. 511 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,200 - For whom? - For big stars like Amitabh Bachchan. 512 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,200 Sachin Tendulkar. 513 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,080 - Shahrukh Khan. - Sunny Deol. 514 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,560 - Salman Khan. - Shiekh Mehboob. 515 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,440 - Shake my boob! - Sheikh Mehboob, he is also a big star. 516 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,720 That means that the fate of my laundry has changed. 517 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,440 Take this. Is the order confirmed? 518 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,920 Confirmed. Take these phone numbers and collect your orders. 519 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,080 Amitabh. Listen. 520 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,680 You return it after the order is complete. 521 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,160 Yes. 522 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,920 Give these back tomorrow. Bring the old ones too. 523 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,840 - But where should we find you tomorrow? - Why? 524 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,440 - You will be with Amitabh. - Lunch with Salman. 525 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,800 Now you've become a big man, Popat. 526 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,200 And that brings us to the tremendous closure of the MTV Style Night. 527 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,360 But folks, you don't have leave yet, as MTV will bring to you... 528 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,160 ..the much awaited grand finale. 529 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,280 And guess who is here to steer your hearts and sweep you off your feet? 530 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:45,040 Performing for the very first time for you at the MTV Style night... 531 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,320 ...please welcome the Indian heartthrobs all the way... 532 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,440 ...from the UK. Jay Sean, Rishi Rich, Juggy D and Veronica. 533 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,560 MTV Enjoy. 534 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,080 "He is the one who stole my heart." 535 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,400 "He is the one who stole my heart." 536 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,160 "He is the one who stole my heart." 537 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,840 "He is the one who stole my heart." 538 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,920 "He is the one who stole my heart." 539 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:14,640 "What has happened to you?" 540 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,040 "Who has stolen your heart?" 541 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,280 "It's not your heart anymore." 542 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,160 "How will you live now?" 543 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:26,920 "Listen to what I say, that you've slowly stolen my heart." 544 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,320 "Who has stolen your heart?" 545 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,560 "He is the one who stole my heart." 546 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,520 "Did I confuse you girl, did I give you a sign." 547 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,080 "'Cause this is not what we planned to do." 548 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:44,840 "I know we talked it out, you told me that you didn't mind." 549 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,320 "At the time you understood it was only for the night." 550 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,320 "Baby you know." 551 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:51,440 "Gotta let go." 552 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,760 "It's my heart." 553 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,640 "Come here and try." 554 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,760 "It was only one night." 555 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,160 "It's my heart." 556 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,280 "Baby you know." 557 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,360 "Gotta let go." 558 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,640 "It's my heart." 559 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,760 "Come here and try." 560 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,640 "It was only one night." 561 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,800 "It's my heart." 562 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,920 "Please listen to what I've got to say." 563 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,200 "It's my heart." 564 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,440 "Please listen to what I've got to say." 565 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,200 "He is the one who stole my heart." 566 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,720 "All these text messages, asking me about my day." 567 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,640 "I told you, you got to understand, 'cause I'm not ready now." 568 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:38,200 "You can't persuade me to stay." 569 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,400 "Girl I'd like you to understand it was only for one night." 570 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,920 "You told me that, now you wanna act." 571 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:49,440 "Like I told you I'd commit but it's more then I can give." 572 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,800 "Was this all a plan, turn a one night stand." 573 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:59,200 "Into more than we agreed, I can't give you what you need baby." 574 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,200 "Baby you know." 575 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,320 "Gotta let go." 576 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,680 "It's my heart." 577 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,800 "Come here and try." 578 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,760 "It was only one night." 579 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,920 "It's my heart." 580 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,200 "Baby you know." 581 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,200 "Gotta let go." 582 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,520 "It's my heart." 583 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,760 "Come here and try." 584 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,600 "It was only one night." 585 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,760 "It's my heart." 586 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,920 "What has happened to you?" 587 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,160 "Who has stolen your heart?" 588 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,400 "It's not your heart anymore." 589 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,320 "How will you live now?" 590 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,200 "- I've lost it you. - It's my heart." 591 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,080 "Please listen to what I've got to say." 592 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,440 "It's my heart." 593 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:33,840 "Why did you steal it?" 594 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,760 "It was for one night." 595 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,840 "Baby-girl if you'd told me then it'd been alright." 596 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,360 "Now you're telling all your friends that I'm your man." 597 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,640 "I don't understand." 598 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:53,600 "Baby you know." 599 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,800 "Gotta let go." 600 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,000 "Come here and try." 601 00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840 "It was only one night." 602 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,200 "It's my heart." 603 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,600 "Baby you know." 604 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,280 "Gotta let go." 605 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,720 "It's my heart." 606 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,000 "Come here and try." 607 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:08,760 "It was only one night." 608 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,840 "It's my heart." 609 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,760 "Please listen to what I've got to say." 610 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,360 "It's my heart." 611 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,520 "Please listen to what I've got to say." 612 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,000 "It's my heart." 613 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,320 "What has happened to you?" 614 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,400 "Who has stolen your heart?" 615 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,840 "It's not your heart anymore." 616 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,600 "How will you live now?" 617 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,080 "What has happened to you?" 618 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,560 "Who has stolen your heart?" 619 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,720 "It's not your heart anymore." 620 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,440 "How will you live now?" 621 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,920 "What has happened to you?" 622 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,200 "Who has stolen your heart?" 623 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,400 "It's not your heart anymore." 624 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,280 "How will you live now?" 625 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,160 Cool designs DK. 626 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,720 - Thank you sweetie. - Bye 627 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,520 Stop this nonsense. I told you that I'm going to America for 1 month. 628 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,920 - Yes, sir. - Okay. 629 00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,680 What did I just say? 630 00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,000 Pack all these things and send it to the store. 631 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,400 - Carefully. - For sure, sir. 632 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,840 Where is your partner in crime? 633 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,400 - He is actually... - What is this? Massage service. 634 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,760 Just relax. 635 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,920 Did someone tell you that you've magic in your fingers? 636 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,320 Will you open a car door anymore? 637 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 It is your generosity. Moreover you have a large heart. 638 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:25,080 Why did you stop? Keep massaging me. 639 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,680 The girl with the mole? My sister-in-law. 640 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,840 - There? - Yes, buddy. 641 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,920 - Is there a mole on her chest? - You don't believe me. 642 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,400 - No like that, buddy. - Now go and propose to her. 643 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,760 The marriage will be in the night and honeymoon in DK's flat. 644 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,720 Is that the keys to DK's flat? 645 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,200 Yes, now we will enjoy one full month there. 646 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,000 It's not nice to go to 5 star hotels using a girl's money. 647 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,720 - Now go. - Yes. 648 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,000 - But what will I do, buddy? - Oh shit! 649 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,920 It's simple. Take a rose and smile at the girl. 650 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:09,600 But a little less. 651 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:13,280 If in response the girl smiles then wink at her. 652 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,760 Only one eye. 653 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,160 Yes. 654 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,600 If she gets up and walks away then it means she is calling you. 655 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:21,920 Go and propose to her. 656 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,520 It's working. 657 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,920 She looks a little outdated. 658 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,520 But I've got to do this to update my fortunes. 659 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,560 She is calling you. 660 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,720 She is hooked. She has called me alone. 661 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,400 Let me go and check up the mole. 662 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,160 - Excuse me. - Yes. 663 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,720 - Hey, take away your hands. - Listen to me. 664 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,720 - The mole. - Police! Help! 665 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,320 Help! 666 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,360 Madam, what happened? Why were you shouting? 667 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,400 Tell us what is the matter. 668 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,040 A young man came with a red rose and... 669 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,560 Look that side. You please look that side. 670 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,200 - He put his hand... Have you understood? - Yes. 671 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,160 I hope it was not that serial killer. 672 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,920 The one who rapes the girls and kills them. 673 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,080 Serial killer! 674 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,680 I'm a fool. Whom did I take advice from? 675 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,360 I escaped by a hairline. 676 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,640 I don't know what that woman must be thinking about me? 677 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,200 You. 678 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,840 I just wanted to see whether you have it or not. 679 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:13,600 - That's why I... - Not here. Go there. Please go away. 680 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,560 Madam, stop. Control. I'm not able to control myself, madam. 681 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:25,040 - Please help me, madam. - Help. Help. 682 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,840 - I'm unable to control, madam. Help me. - Help. 683 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,560 Control me, madam. Madam! 684 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,720 Madam, my pants. 685 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:39,080 Madam, please forgive me. I'm not able to control. 686 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,840 Madam, help me. Madam, control. 687 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,920 Yes, we shall do it. That's what we are here for. 688 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,800 What happened? 689 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,640 Here we are not getting the rapist. There is this supplier... 690 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,200 ...called Popat who is telephoning big shots and... 691 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,000 ...telling them that he will supply girls to them. 692 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,200 - Hey, go and enquire. - Yes, sir. 693 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,320 Inspector, I shouldn't have left my husband. 694 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,200 - One minute. - I was rocking. 695 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,760 This is not a Chinese van. It's a police station. 696 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,320 That's why I have come here to give a complaint. 697 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,920 Complaint? Please tell me. 698 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,760 Someone tried to rape me. 699 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,000 - Rape you? - Yes. 700 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,320 - Are you sure? - Of course I'm sure, idiot. 701 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,080 Are you sure that this is the same person. 702 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:28,280 Yes, sir. The woman says that he also had a red rose which... 703 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,000 ...we find near every corpse. 704 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,440 He also had a machine to cut... 705 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,640 ...parts from the body. 706 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,760 I'm sure sir that he is the same killer. 707 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:39,840 Once we get his description the photo would be released... 708 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,200 ...and that person would be behind bars. 709 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,760 Look inspector. 710 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,080 I don't want to take any chance in this case. 711 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:52,400 Hence as I had said I'm appointing an expert to solve this case. 712 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,200 - Expert! - Yes, Dr. Screwwala. 713 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,760 Dr. Screwwala is a practicing doctor. 714 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,720 But he is a master in criminal psychology. 715 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,440 I know him from the time he used... 716 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,160 ...to teach psychology in Delhi University. 717 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,040 He has major contributions in catching big serial killers. 718 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,200 He has recently returned after assisting Scotland yard. 719 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,400 He will assist us in this case on my personal request. 720 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,400 Let him work on this case in his own style. 721 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:23,920 Because he has his own theory in solving such cases. 722 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,080 Three, two and one. 723 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:37,080 Dr. Screwwala, have you forgotten something? 724 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,200 Yes, purse. 725 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,760 Not the purse, but you've forgotten to wear your trousers. 726 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,760 - Where is the purse? - Inside your trousers. 727 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,600 So you see logic. 728 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,840 The trousers will also come along with the purse. 729 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,800 You see, what I practice at home, that psychological theory... 730 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,720 ...I practice on my patients also. 731 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,600 Don't practice this theory and forget me one day. 732 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,200 How can I forget you? Mrs... 733 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,200 Parvati. 734 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,160 Who is that? 735 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:13,720 Joking! Mrs. Screwwala. 736 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,080 Listen. Don't take up any dangerous case. 737 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,640 You remember that you narrowly escaped death... 738 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:21,080 ...at the railway yard in Scotland yard... 739 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,400 ...and took a vow that you'll never take up any case henceforth. 740 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,360 You had promised that you'll only practise. 741 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,640 - I will stick to it. - Promise. 742 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:30,720 Promise. 743 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,680 - Take this. - One sec. Hello. 744 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:37,520 Yes. 745 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,400 I'm reaching in another 5 minutes. Yes, I will. 746 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,360 It's more... 747 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,560 ...more small... and scary. 748 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:52,520 And hair... just like yours. Straightened up. 749 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,440 The nose was not like this. 750 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,840 Welcome sir. I'm Inspector Hawaldar. 751 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:00,440 Actually, sir, I... 752 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,840 You're Inspector but your name is Hawaldar. 753 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,400 Oh! The Commissioner was right. 754 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,600 You're really special, sir. 755 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,920 - Are you searching for something? - Balls. 756 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,640 - Balls? - Yes, found 2... 757 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,080 ...but still looking for the third one. 758 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,200 Three? You're extra special, sir! 759 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,920 Myself Hiya Hingorani from Honk Kong. Yourself? 760 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,360 - Miss Hingorani... choose one. - Why, sir? 761 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,200 This is Dr. Screwwala. The famous criminal psychologist. 762 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,400 - Do as he says. - Oh! 763 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,400 Okay. 764 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,400 - White. - White? 765 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,680 My doubt has proved right. She is a victim. 766 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,640 You're really special, sir. 767 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,920 But, how did you come to know with the ball that she's a victim? 768 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,520 - Inspector, Hawaldar. - Yes? 769 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,200 Haven't you read my thesis? 770 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,400 The theory of my three balls? 771 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,920 Read them and you'll understand everything. 772 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,840 Now give me the case details. 773 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,080 The first murder was at Kalyan, then Kandivali... 774 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,560 ...then Kanjurmarg, then Kurla, then Kalbadevi... 775 00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,280 ...then the last attempted murder at Khar... is that right? 776 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,000 - Yes, sir. - What do you think, inspector? 777 00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:14,920 Every word starts from the letter 'K.' 778 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,200 This man likes the word 'K.' 779 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,040 - Sir! I've got it! - Oh, really? 780 00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,200 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.' 781 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,600 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.' 'Kal Ho Na Ho.' 782 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,840 Sir, there's a new suspect in my eyes. 783 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,360 'Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki.' 'Kasauti Zindagi Ki.' 784 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,920 I've got another suspect in my eyes. 785 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,200 And if we work shoulder to shoulder... 786 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,080 ...then we'll certainly succeed, sir. 787 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:37,640 Who is Ekta? 788 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,200 - He's the one! - Oh! 789 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,080 - The ruffian! - Got him! 790 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,720 Sir, we've got him! 791 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,920 This very face has snatched away the peace in my life! 792 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,320 I won't spare him! I'll release his photo in the press! 793 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,320 You'll not at all do that. 794 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,600 If you arrest him on the statement of a woman... 795 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,840 ...then any able lawyer will get him out. 796 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,840 - And I really don't want that! - Then what do you want? 797 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,760 I want to catch him red handed! 798 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,400 I want to catch him red handed! 799 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,640 - From today, operation 'Fail' starts. - Operation 'Fail!' 800 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:08,720 But, why operation 'Fail', sir? 801 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,560 Inspector, you shall get to know about that... 802 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,200 ...after the success of the operation. 803 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,200 Oh! Oh, sir! 804 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,440 On one hand it's the Pandit... and on the other it's you! 805 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,840 Both are special! 806 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:22,920 Find out his address... where he eats... what he drinks... his usual hang-out places... 807 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,080 ...and the place where he sleeps... and with whom does he sleep... 808 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,760 ...everything... everything about this guy. 809 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,600 Yes, sir! 810 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,800 Oh, yeah! 811 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,080 Oh, yeah! 812 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,920 Oh, yeah! 813 00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,920 Oh, yeah! 814 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,040 Do you know... 815 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:54,200 ...just for these films... 816 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,280 ...Japan has made such a TV... 817 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,640 ...that you can go into it from the backside. 818 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,440 What are you talking about? 819 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,640 But, how do you come out? 820 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,400 When there's so much fun inside... 821 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,000 ...then why would anybody want to come out? 822 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,160 Yeah. 823 00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:10,800 Actually, they were also trying to stop me inside... 824 00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,920 ...but I had to come out with a heavy heart. 825 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,920 - Just for you. - Thanks. 826 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,800 - It seems they are calling you again. - It's the phone. 827 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,920 - Hello. - Hi, Love. 828 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,440 Please, don't put the phone down. 829 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,680 Please listen to me. 830 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,440 Hello. 831 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,840 Look... nobody should know that we're living in DK's house. 832 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,600 Yes, we don't stay here. 833 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,680 Look, DK, you cannot fool me by changing your voice. 834 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,400 I know that you're at home. 835 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,600 Why are you doing this to me? What's my fault? 836 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,080 - Nothing. - Let go! 837 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,400 Nobody should know... that's why. 838 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,280 Hello... hello! 839 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,560 Oh my God! 840 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:04,040 DK... you've not done the right thing by being unfaithful to me. 841 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:09,400 You've seen the love of Kiran... and not her retribution. 842 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,600 By the way... whoever the girl was... 843 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,200 ...she seemed to be quite disturbed with DK. 844 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,800 Hey... was it that Kiran?! 845 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,680 The one who was fighting with him at the store?! 846 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,360 Be it Kiran or Raj Kiran... 847 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,400 ...don't put ourselves in another mess by meddling into DK's affairs! 848 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,920 Not again. 849 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,040 - I was simply giving her a shoulder, man. - Shoulder?! 850 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,920 If you give her a shoulder... 851 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,520 ...then DK's gonna lend a shoulder to you (dead body)! 852 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,280 And, he won't be alone... there will three men along with him. 853 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,560 - And, you... what will you do? - Me? 854 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,080 I'll walk ahead with a pot in my hand. 855 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,720 Just stop giving me lectures. 856 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,200 Think about your own love life. Think about marriage. 857 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:55,040 That oily old girl of yours... she's getting further old. 858 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,520 Don't remind me of that! 859 00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,920 - Let me eat. - Here. 860 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,560 Just don't know where the girl might be... who has my destiny! 861 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,440 Madam... we've brought him. 862 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,080 Catch. 863 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:36,400 Men! They are all good for nothing! 864 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,600 So, girl... is he the one? 865 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,680 - Tell me, girl. - Yes, sister, he's the one. 866 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,400 When I was passing through the lanes... 867 00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,760 ...he pinched me on the butt and called me 'Kimi Katkar' (Actress). 868 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,200 Is it? 869 00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,200 - You move. Move. - Madam... Madam. 870 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,360 Madam... the thing is... she's into the habit of sleep walking... 871 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,520 ...so I was trying to wake her up by pinching. 872 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,000 - Waking up? - Yeah. 873 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,280 And if I raise my baton... neither you'll be able to wake up... 874 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,680 ...nor will you be able to lift anything! Rascal?! 875 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,440 Pinching?! 876 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,400 - What's happening inside? - Whatever's happening inside... 877 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,760 ...can happen with you as well. 878 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,360 Don't worry, Raghu. 879 00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,280 You've just pickpocketed, isn't it? 880 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,920 But this inspector Urmila Martodkar is a dangerous woman... 881 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,800 ...she'll forgive you for 100 killings... 882 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,520 ...but she won't ever spare you for harassing a girl. 883 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,400 What! 884 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,160 - Madam's calling. - Take it. 885 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,040 Hello? The madam's busy. 886 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:45,840 Tell him. 887 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,200 What? It's urgent. 888 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,200 - Madam, your call. - Who is it? 889 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,040 - Some Kiran. - What? 890 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,400 She's calling herself Kiran. I refused her... 891 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,920 ...but she says it's an pretty urgent. 892 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,800 Madam, the rod has been heated. 893 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,080 You like to pinch in the butt, isn't it? 894 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,440 Thrust it! 895 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,920 It's Sub Inspector Urmila Martodkar... who's that? 896 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,160 I'm Kiran. 897 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:16,680 What do you want? 898 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,640 Inspector Martodkar, I've heard that... 899 00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,920 ...you go out of the way to help people like me... 900 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,080 - ...who have been betrayed in love? - That's 100 percent right. 901 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,680 - Seems you've also been betrayed? - Sir. 902 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,520 Tell me the name of that scum and I'll take care of him. 903 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,520 DK... his name is name is DK. 904 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,920 We were into an affair since past two years. 905 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,400 But when I spoke about marriage... he simply refused. 906 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,440 - He isn't picking up my phone. - Better go to his home. 907 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,040 I had to... but the thing is... my parents are against this marriage. 908 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,000 They have locked me in the house. 909 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,800 And if DK doesn't stand by me... then I'll commit suicide. 910 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,560 No, dear... you shouldn't talk like that. 911 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,800 Your DK needs a proper briefing. 912 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,520 - Madam. - Yeah? 913 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,360 The rod is still in. 914 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,320 - Pull it out. - Okay. 915 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,760 And listen... shove two more. 916 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,160 Yes, tell me his number and address. 917 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,040 Hey! 918 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,080 I've kept the press on Popat's suit! 919 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,200 - Just keep an eye on it! - Oh, shit! 920 00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,080 I hope it's Kiran. 921 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,400 - Hello. - Can I speak to D.K, please? 922 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,160 - He is... but who are you? - My name is Kareena. 923 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,840 I've heard a lot about him. But never got a chance to meet him. 924 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,840 - Can you please give the phone to him? - Actually... 925 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,040 - Actually, I'm DK here. - DK?! 926 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,400 Oh, wow! 927 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,280 - I'm a great fan of your designs. - Me too. 928 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,600 Actually, sir... I'm supposed to take part in 'Miss Bhandup' contest. 929 00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,280 Bhandup? 930 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,160 I want you to design my clothes. Will you do? 931 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,360 Yes, of course. In fact I was born to do. 932 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:59,760 But, what's the need for clothes to win the competition? 933 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,920 I know. 934 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,680 But it's written on the form that clothes are compulsory. 935 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,320 Yeah, these days they are very strict. 936 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,600 Fine. I'll come right away to give you my measurement. 937 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,840 In the pretext we shall meet each other. 938 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,000 I cannot wait for that. 939 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,320 Come soon and give it to me... I'll be waiting for you. 940 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,200 - Okay, then. - Bye. 941 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,000 See you soon. 942 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,200 Am I cool or am I cool? 943 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,400 - So, you've become DK? - Yeah. You know how is it? 944 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,040 - But, who is this DK? - He's a dog. 945 00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,840 He fooled a girl and is then betraying her. 946 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,440 But I will see to it now... as to how he doesn't mend his ways. 947 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,440 Look... listen to me... 948 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,400 ...what if the girl comes to know the reality? 949 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,920 How will she know? 950 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,680 She hasn't yet seen DK. 951 00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:46,600 Now I'm DK for her. 952 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:49,280 Try to understand. The air is hot. 953 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:52,920 That's why I'm telling you... play cautiously or else you'll burn yourself. 954 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,040 - Didn't I tell you to keep an eye?! - Sorry! 955 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,840 Now you've to handle this and Popat! 956 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,800 Bye bye to both DK and you! 957 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,280 Hey! Hey! 958 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,280 Hey! Hey! 959 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,520 Where's he? Disappeared! 960 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,280 The rascals... gave me all the wrong numbers... 961 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,680 ...and got me thrashed from the public! 962 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,080 I won't spare him! I won't spare him! 963 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,840 - Excuse me. - Huh? 964 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,320 Your keys. 965 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,920 'A girl shall come in your life... who will have a mole on her heart.' 966 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,160 What you doing? - Sorry. 967 00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,840 Cool cool! 968 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,600 Cool cool! 969 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,280 Cool cool! 970 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,200 Seems to be less? 971 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,080 I've to manage. 972 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,360 - Go... and call your sir. - Okay. 973 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,440 I'm the sir. 974 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,080 - So, you're DK? - Any doubt? 975 00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,280 Kareena? 976 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,080 Shahid... I mean... I mean DK. 977 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,560 Come. Please come in. 978 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:23,280 Don't be scared. Don't be scared. I'm here baby. 979 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,320 Don't be scared. 980 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,040 Bye. 981 00:57:55,440 --> 00:58:00,640 This means... the moment our lady officer lures him... 982 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,920 We'll catch him red handed. 983 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,680 The plan is good. 984 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:11,160 But why is it that you need a young female officer for this operation? 985 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,640 Good question, Mr. Commissioner? 986 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,080 But, you won't understand. 987 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,760 I'll have to create some situations for him... 988 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,520 ...so that he will be in a position to attempt rape. 989 00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,040 And this particular emotion will arise... 990 00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,600 ...only when the girl is between 20 and 30 years... 991 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,760 ...and she should be beautiful and absolutely charming... 992 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,520 ...and... sexy! 993 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,920 But, such an emotion can arise even... 994 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,560 ...at the sight of an elderly woman, Dr. Screwwala. 995 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,320 I'm not talking about you. 996 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,640 I'm talking about that killer. 997 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,720 - Sir! - Yes? 998 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,080 Sir... as you told... 999 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:50,040 ...I've carefully selected four lady officers from the department. 1000 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,840 Good. Are they all between 20 and 30? 1001 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,840 They seem to be. 1002 00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,800 - Come, sir. Sir, this is Inspector Phule. - Phule? 1003 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,920 This is Constable Masoom Kumari. 1004 00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:12,920 - Hello. - Come. 1005 00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,720 - This is Inspector Roopmati. - Who? 1006 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,160 - Roopmati. - Hello. 1007 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,200 Come. 1008 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,600 This is Inspector Kamsin Gupta. 1009 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,080 Sir. Sir. 1010 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:24,920 - Are they all in the police department? - Yes. 1011 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:26,840 You can go. 1012 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,760 - Go. - Thank you. Thank you 1013 00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:33,200 - Nobody else? - Else? 1014 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,680 Yeah. She might be on the way. 1015 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,400 But, she's very hot-headed. 1016 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,720 She's called 'Ab Tak Chappan' (56 as yet) in the department. 1017 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,080 57! 1018 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,040 Your DK is number 57 whom I've straightened out. 1019 00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,920 He might pick up anything else or not... 1020 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,000 ...but he'll certainly pick up your phone. 1021 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,640 Get away! 1022 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:55,080 Okay. Kiran. 1023 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,400 Who is she? 1024 00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,640 - Sir, she's Urmila Martodkar. - Urmila Martodkar... 1025 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,360 - Is she okay? - She needs some repairing but... 1026 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:05,920 Where's he? 1027 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,040 - Is she okay? - Yes. 1028 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,720 Mr. Commissioner... if I wear short dresses... 1029 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:19,040 ...and if I tell him 'Welcome'... then let alone that rapist... 1030 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,920 ...but any common man won't leave me. 1031 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,040 Isn't it, Dr. Screwwala? Isn't it normal? 1032 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,920 Do you find this man as normal?! 1033 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,520 Lights off! 1034 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,360 Look... he remembers something the moment he sees the watch. 1035 01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,640 And he risks his life... to reach somewhere on time. 1036 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,000 But, where? 1037 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,760 That's the reply to it. 1038 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:48,080 He knows that a girl arrives in the balcony daily at this time. 1039 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,560 He has his timing for his perversion. 1040 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,040 Look... look... is this normal? 1041 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,520 - Motherfucker. - Look ahead. 1042 01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,400 Any man can get excited at this sight of this girl in this pose... 1043 01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:02,840 - ...but except for the Commissioner. - Right, sir. 1044 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,160 This man's mind has crossed all the limits of vulgarities. 1045 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,200 Look what all he does when he's unable to control his lust. 1046 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:11,800 You... 1047 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,200 And he tries to head towards the girl... 1048 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,400 ...but she's fortunate enough to move out from there... 1049 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,160 ...but then see what he does to overcome his lust. Look. 1050 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,280 When he can do all this in broad daylight... 1051 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,560 ...imagine, what all he might be doing during night. 1052 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,760 No, his game is not up yet. 1053 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,840 Now, here you might feel that he's playing with the cat. 1054 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,160 But, no... his game is something different. 1055 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:43,000 This is normal, Mrs. Martodkar? 1056 01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:44,640 You bloody! 1057 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,280 Your gun seems to be firing daily, man? 1058 01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,200 It was that Mercedes babe the other day... 1059 01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,160 ...and today this one... whom did you enjoyed the most? 1060 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,000 With this one? 1061 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,600 - Want to hear the details? - Of course, man! 1062 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,000 - Tell me. - She came into the bedroom. 1063 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,640 Welcome to my bed. 1064 01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,600 How is it? 1065 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,200 - Great. - Great, isn't it? I knew it. 1066 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,840 In the bedroom? Wow. 1067 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,280 - Then? - Then she held my hand in hers. 1068 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,760 At her touch... my whole world started spinning. 1069 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,080 What happened then? 1070 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,720 - 'Taange' (Legs)! - So you went in a 'Tanga' (Horse carriage)? 1071 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,840 Not 'Tanga' (Horse carriage)... 1072 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:40,800 ...her legs, they were so beautiful... I grabbed them tight! 1073 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,360 Then? 1074 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,440 Then she brought her silky tresses near my face... 1075 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:56,280 ...and then she spread them on my face. 1076 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,760 Again and again. 1077 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,720 Then. 1078 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,720 I'm telling you the truth! 1079 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,640 - I'm not DK! - Fooling Inspector Urmila Martodkar?! 1080 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,400 You, Rascal. 1081 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,040 Wow! What happened next? 1082 01:03:21,160 --> 01:03:22,840 Then she took me into the bathroom... 1083 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,400 - ...and in the bathtub... we three. - Three? 1084 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:31,800 - Me... her... - The plumber? 1085 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,800 - Water. - Oh, yeah water. 1086 01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:37,840 - Water. - What happened next? 1087 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,080 We were lying in the water... 1088 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:44,680 ...and an electric current was passing through my body! 1089 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,920 The phone's ringing! The phone. 1090 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:07,560 - Hello. - DK dear... 1091 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,200 ...please don't put the phone down. 1092 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:15,000 Yes, Miss Kiran, I'll do whatever you say... 1093 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:17,600 ...but the truth is... I'm not DK. 1094 01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:20,080 - What? You're not DK? - Yeah. 1095 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,000 - Then where's DK? - DK... that dog... that swine... 1096 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,840 ...he betrayed you and took off to America. 1097 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,400 - DK betrayed me and went to America? - Yeah. 1098 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,920 Did he forgot all the nights that he spent with me at the Juhu Bungalow? 1099 01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:32,400 Juhu's Bungalow! 1100 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,760 The promises he made in the backseat of my Mercedes! 1101 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,440 - Mercedes! - He forgot everything? 1102 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,200 Miss Kiran... if I... 1103 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:45,400 ...had I been in DK's place then I wouldn't have made you weep. 1104 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,640 - I would have never left you ever. - Really? 1105 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:54,200 I wish there was someone like me in your life. I wish. 1106 01:04:54,360 --> 01:04:56,400 But... did you ever see me? 1107 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:58,560 "As I saw you." 1108 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,440 "As I got to know you." 1109 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,440 "I lost all my senses." 1110 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:06,400 Ever since I saw you, Kiran... I'm unable to see anything else. 1111 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:08,560 That means you really love me? 1112 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,040 You're not after my money? 1113 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,080 No, not at all. 1114 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,640 I'm just after you, Kiran. 1115 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,800 How romantic! Stay behind me, always. 1116 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:22,800 - And, you stay ever in front of me. - How sweet! 1117 01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:26,040 - I love you, Kiran. - I love you too, love. 1118 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,840 My love, I love you. 1119 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,200 I love you. I love you. 1120 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,760 Help me, man. 1121 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,640 From today onwards I've stopped doing labour work. 1122 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:39,400 Meaning? 1123 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,840 You used to say, not to play blind, isn't it? 1124 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,440 Today I played it blind... and I won the jackpot... 1125 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:46,040 ...the car, the bungalow... and Kiran... everything! 1126 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,760 - How come? - I've set Kiran. 1127 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:53,200 - Boss's Kiran? - She was Boss's... now she's mine. 1128 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,000 Tomorrow she might be someone else's. 1129 01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,760 Such girls are untrustworthy. 1130 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,280 They forget everything once the night has passed. 1131 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:00,600 You better move. Go and do the labour work. 1132 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,440 Don't tell me later... that I didn't tell you. 1133 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,080 Don't tell me later! 1134 01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,440 Move in! Move in! 1135 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:53,000 What's this, man? Where's it stuck? 1136 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,760 Come out! 1137 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:03,040 It's stuck in the wrong place, man! 1138 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,560 What's this? Out! Out! 1139 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,080 It will tear off! 1140 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:21,560 I'll shoot the bastard right here! 1141 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:24,400 Miss Martodkar do you want to fail... 1142 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,000 ...the operation 'Fail' right on its first day? 1143 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:30,840 We've to catch him red handed and not bare handed. 1144 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,000 But, look, what is he up to?! 1145 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:36,200 Listen... according to my plan... first you go to his house. 1146 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,920 Okay? Let's go. 1147 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,040 Come out! 1148 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,680 We've to change your appearance. 1149 01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:53,560 Look... 1150 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,520 ...at first Bihar has to be turned into Mumbai... 1151 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,400 ...and then in Mumbai... Nalasopara and Bhayander... 1152 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,040 ...have to be turned into Malabar hill. 1153 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,920 It's difficult. But try it out. 1154 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,400 Start! 1155 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,200 "We're so cool!" 1156 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,720 - "We're so cool!" - Get lost you asshole! 1157 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,360 I'm sorry, madam. I didn't recognise you. 1158 01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:02,160 Should I shove in the rod?! 1159 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:03,760 - Rod?! - Hold it. Hold it. 1160 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,160 He didn't recognise you means its working... 1161 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:07,920 ...but one thing has to be changed... your lingo. 1162 01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,000 Once I get a new job... I'll get rid of this DK. 1163 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,520 Oh God! The landlord! When will I get rid of him?! 1164 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:39,840 God willing... it should get sold today. 1165 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:40,920 God bless! 1166 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,520 Come, madam. Here's the flat. 1167 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,280 Come, madam. I'll show you the whole flat. 1168 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:50,080 - I want to see it alone. - Want to see it alone? Why? 1169 01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:54,840 - I want to stay in here alone. - Oh, I see. 1170 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:58,200 Fine. You see it. I'll be back from the society's office. 1171 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,280 It's hot. 1172 01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:45,720 'A girl shall come in your life... who will have a mole on her heart.' 1173 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,800 Madam, did you see the house?! 1174 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,800 Yes, here... 1175 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:57,080 Don't tell him that I'm here... or else he'll cut me off! 1176 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:08,160 So, sister, are you purchasing this flat? 1177 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,200 No, I don't want to purchase it. Rather I want it on rent. 1178 01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,560 No, sister, I've repented a lot since I gave it on rent once... 1179 01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,320 ...hence I don't want to give it again on rent. 1180 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:17,080 So what should I do? I'll make a move. 1181 01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,840 Seems like the house is jinxed. It isn't getting sold off. 1182 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,320 - Hello. - Screwwala's in there? 1183 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:28,920 - Who are you? - Hey! 1184 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:31,840 - Urmila Martodkar. - Urmila Martod! 1185 01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:33,720 He's bathing. 1186 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:36,760 Hello. 1187 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,160 Just excuse me please, one second. 1188 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:43,280 Go out for a while. Thank you very much. 1189 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,440 Sorry to keep you on hold... 1190 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,800 ...I hope you didn't tell Mrs. Screwwala about your identity? 1191 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,560 - No. - Good. 1192 01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,400 She might not be able to bear it if she comes to know all of a sudden. 1193 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:58,760 Hold on, please. 1194 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:03,000 Stop suspecting! 1195 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,680 - Have you been to his house? - Yes, I've. 1196 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,600 He has got a filthy sight! 1197 01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:13,080 Language, Miss Martodkar. Be careful of your language. 1198 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,560 - Yeah. - What happened next? 1199 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:19,040 What else... I said I don't want to purchase it... give it on rent. 1200 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:22,800 - Good good. Did he hear you say that? - Yes, he did. 1201 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,640 Now, do as he says. Don't argue. 1202 01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,560 He'll definitely come after you. 1203 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:43,840 Come here. 1204 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:45,920 Come here! 1205 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:54,000 Come! 1206 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,360 Look... I've heard you talking to him. 1207 01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:59,000 - You want this flat on rent, isn't it? - Hmm. 1208 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:02,080 You'll get it. Actually you don't even have to given the rent. 1209 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:04,920 You can stay with me. The way I stay. 1210 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:07,000 - But... - But? 1211 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,200 - Are you okay in mounting? - What did you say?! 1212 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,160 Nobody should know about it... 1213 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,280 ...so the mounting should be done from behind. 1214 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:15,840 By the way... today it's the day off... nobody will come over there. 1215 01:13:16,040 --> 01:13:16,920 Don't be scared. 1216 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:20,360 - Just come to stay over there. - When? 1217 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,560 Tonight at 2 a.m. 1218 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,280 - Okay? - Hmm. 1219 01:13:26,720 --> 01:13:28,040 Hey! One minute! One minute! 1220 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,160 - What's your name? - Urmila. 1221 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,400 Rahul. Nice to meet you. 1222 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,320 Please do come. 2 at night. 1223 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:39,920 Ouch! 1224 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,680 I'll see you. Bye. 1225 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:46,920 What? 1226 01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,840 2 at night? In the dark? 1227 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,000 To climb up without practice? It might be a bit difficult. 1228 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:59,280 - But are you calling from a PCO? - Yes, sir, I'm calling from a PCO. 1229 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:03,640 Because I don't want my wife to get hold of your mobile number. 1230 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:09,080 Do one thing... call me five minutes later on my mobile phone. 1231 01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:10,160 Put down the phone. 1232 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:11,440 You, Idiot! 1233 01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:13,080 Stop suspecting me! 1234 01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:15,320 I'll see... as to where did the phone come from! 1235 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,000 Tell me. 1236 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,200 Some girl called up from your place. 1237 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:23,200 Madam, lot of girls come here and make calls. 1238 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,840 Whom all should I keep a check of? 1239 01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:27,600 - After all I run a business. - What business? 1240 01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:29,000 - 'Laundy' (Girl). - What? 1241 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,440 I pack clothes. 1242 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,440 Do you want something? 1243 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:38,560 I still don't believe, man... that she agreed. 1244 01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:41,400 That girl with the mole is coming home, man. 1245 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,000 She's coming home to stay. 1246 01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,760 Now we two shall stay together. 1247 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,840 Not two... but three... even I'm gonna stay there. 1248 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,720 Stay at the boss's place for some time. 1249 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,840 Boss's place? 1250 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,400 By the way... I'm unable to sleep without wearing... 1251 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,040 ...the boss's... I mean night suit. It's so difficult. 1252 01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:02,280 By the way... what about that girl of yours? 1253 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,200 About her? It's really grave. 1254 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,760 Her parents really belong to Hitler's lineage! 1255 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,560 You never told me that Kiran is from Germany! 1256 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,800 By Hitler I mean they are very strict! 1257 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,200 They have locked her in a room! 1258 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,160 I don't think I'll be able to live without her. 1259 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:22,080 I mean... without her money. 1260 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,320 I've already settled down at her Marine Drive apartment. 1261 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,280 Then what are you planning to do? 1262 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:32,200 Today I'm going to her house... 1263 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:35,840 ...and I'll show them what I am capable of! 1264 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,440 Tell me... is it easy to find handsome grooms like me? 1265 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:41,640 Everyone shall go head over heels! 1266 01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,560 They will freeze at my sight! 1267 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:49,200 Son, your father had built this White House with all his black money. 1268 01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:53,600 Yes, he did... but we've to sell it because of Kiran. 1269 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,840 Is that man coming to see the house? 1270 01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,920 No, his son is coming. 1271 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,840 Actually the boy is supposed to get married... 1272 01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,920 ...and he'll be staying here after his marriage. 1273 01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,200 Oh my! 1274 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:08,200 The height of this bungalow is really sinking me to the bottom! 1275 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,080 He loves me! He loves me not! 1276 01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,040 He loves me! 1277 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:14,840 He loves me not! 1278 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,680 - You're real crazy. - Yes, crazy in love! 1279 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,600 Kiran! 1280 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,080 Wow! 1281 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:26,800 He's so handsome! 1282 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:30,640 "Cool!" 1283 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,200 "Look, we're so cool!" 1284 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:37,360 Who's that weird looking person besides Kiran? 1285 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:40,080 He's the same one... who works at DK's store... 1286 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,600 ...that means first it was DK and now it's him... 1287 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,400 ...just don't know what spell do you cast on them! 1288 01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,200 What have you got that I don't? 1289 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,920 - That extra. - Huh!? 1290 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,800 Coming! 1291 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:55,360 He's coming upstairs! Just don't know what shall happen! 1292 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,600 I'm coming, love! I'm coming! 1293 01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,560 - Stop, Kiran! - Please do something. 1294 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:03,200 - How are you, Ramu? - Cool, man. Just chilling. 1295 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,320 It seems he has come. 1296 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,040 - Come, come. - Come, please come. Welcome. 1297 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,080 The party's onto something else it seems. 1298 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:12,320 Come. 1299 01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:17,320 - Bless me, uncle. Bless me aunt. - God bless you. 1300 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:18,520 - Sakubai (Maid)! - Huh?! 1301 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,840 You met them at the time of Diwali, Isn't it? 1302 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,080 She's my mother. 1303 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,840 - Be seated. - Oh! Grandma! 1304 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,560 At least there's this satisfaction that our thing... 1305 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,360 - ...is going into safe hands. - Yes, of course. 1306 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,760 Child, what will you have? Hot, cold, or... 1307 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:34,200 I'll eat and drink after the marriage. 1308 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,640 No, child. You've come here for the first time. 1309 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:40,440 - Ghatotkach! - Ghatotkach!? 1310 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,080 Will you see the house, son? 1311 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,400 What's there to see, father? Whatever's there... it's ours. 1312 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,400 I mean after marriage it's mine. 1313 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:51,560 That's right, son. We're guests in here just for a short time. 1314 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,400 Don't worry, grandma. I'm there for you. 1315 01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:57,360 After you depart... I'll properly conduct your final rites. 1316 01:17:57,680 --> 01:18:00,200 - Final rites!? - He's talking about the rituals. 1317 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,080 Why not? Why not? It's necessary to do the rituals. 1318 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:04,160 True. True. 1319 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,920 So, should we take it as final? 1320 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:08,400 Final? 1321 01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,080 To tell the truth... I thought you might object to it. 1322 01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,080 - Why is that so? - I mean... it happens... 1323 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,920 ...to hand over your priced treasure to a stranger. 1324 01:18:17,080 --> 01:18:19,920 You know how it is... I know. 1325 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,800 But... you guys are a great family. Great family! 1326 01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:25,840 By the way... 1327 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,800 - ...where's Kiran? - Kiran! 1328 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,440 You know Kiran? 1329 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,840 You joke really well. You naughty! 1330 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:36,080 Kiran! 1331 01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:37,680 Kiran! 1332 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,920 - I like his sense of humour! - They have locked me here! 1333 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:42,200 I hope mom and dad didn't do anything to you! 1334 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,760 Both are ready. 1335 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,640 What's this, uncle? You've locked in Kiran?! 1336 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,920 One minute... who are you? 1337 01:18:48,760 --> 01:18:50,760 Who am I? Jokes yet again? 1338 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,200 I'm your would be son in law. 1339 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:57,040 And, Kiran's would be husband. 1340 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,200 By the way... is there any affair between these two? 1341 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:03,040 Shut up! 1342 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,560 He's the one who has provoked Kiran! 1343 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:07,840 Uncle, why have you turned into a villain... 1344 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:08,640 ...from a supporting actor all of a sudden? 1345 01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:09,400 Shut up! 1346 01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,840 He wants to gain from her naive nature! 1347 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,560 - Get lost from here! - Look, uncle... 1348 01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:15,160 ...I've come here to talk about marriage. 1349 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,320 Talk with some respect. 1350 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:19,280 Be shameful, you scoundrel! 1351 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,720 What shame? I've just come here to seek Kiran's hand! 1352 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,080 You're talking as if I've made Kiran pregnant! 1353 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,080 Oh God! 1354 01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:29,920 - How shall we face the society?! - Shanti! Shanti, listen to me! 1355 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,320 Do you need any help? 1356 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,400 Get lost from here. Get lost from here! 1357 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,920 Get lost! Get lost! 1358 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,400 Get lost or I'll shove a blunt sword. 1359 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,080 You'll die with the septic! 1360 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,320 Please, listen to me. 1361 01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,400 Get lost, scum! Or else I'll cut you off! 1362 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:46,320 Cut me! 1363 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,920 I'll make it with my hands if you cut my legs! 1364 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,520 I'll make it with my back if you cut my hands! 1365 01:19:49,640 --> 01:19:52,520 - And if you cut the back then... - Then I'll cut such a thing... 1366 01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:53,800 Take it easy! Take it easy! 1367 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,200 Don't take seriously at all! I'm going! 1368 01:19:57,200 --> 01:20:00,920 Hey, uncle... remember that Kiran is my love! 1369 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:02,200 Attack! 1370 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:08,200 Oh God! 1371 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,360 Now, tell me... what's your problem? 1372 01:20:12,440 --> 01:20:17,200 Actually, doctor... the problem is... I love men. 1373 01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,760 My brother also love boys. 1374 01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:24,920 - Look... this is not hereditary. - It is, doctor. 1375 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:27,720 The thing is... even my father likes boys. 1376 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,600 My grandfather liked boys. 1377 01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,320 Moreover even my great grandfather liked boys. 1378 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:32,600 Look, look, look. 1379 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,080 Is there anybody in your house... 1380 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,920 ...who likes girls as well? 1381 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,160 - Yes, there is. - Very good. 1382 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,920 - Who is it? - My sister. 1383 01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:48,520 One minute. 1384 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,200 Dr. Rekha, here. 1385 01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:53,280 Rekha, this is Bhushan uncle from Mumbai. 1386 01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:56,840 - Hello, uncle. How are you? - Child, I badly need your help. 1387 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,200 Sure... tell me. 1388 01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,760 Can you come to Mumbai for some days? 1389 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,840 In fact I'm myself contemplating of leaving Delhi for some days. 1390 01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,560 Uncle... these days there are such cases... 1391 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:09,320 ...that I'm really fed up. 1392 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:11,040 Anyways how's Kiran? 1393 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,200 He has really forgotten me. 1394 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,800 He has even forgotten as to what he is! 1395 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,920 There's a very big problem. 1396 01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:19,000 Kiran wants to get married. 1397 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,080 Uncle, what's the problem in it? 1398 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,200 Listen to me carefully, Rekha... the problem is... 1399 01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:27,080 ...the person whom Kiran wants to marry... is a boy! 1400 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,000 What!? 1401 01:21:29,760 --> 01:21:35,200 You mean... Kiran... being a boy... is getting married to a boy!? 1402 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,720 - Yes, child. - Give him my number, doctor. 1403 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,000 Please, one minute. 1404 01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:40,920 - What did you say, child? - No, uncle. Not to you. 1405 01:21:41,040 --> 01:21:41,520 It's okay. 1406 01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:43,800 You please don't worry. I'll come as soon as possible. 1407 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,000 What kind of cloths... 1408 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:56,360 Come soon, we will face problems if somebody sees us. 1409 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,920 Come on. Let's go. 1410 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,160 Be careful. 1411 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:15,160 Today you won't survive! 1412 01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:20,000 Today... your legs will be elsewhere and your hands shall be elsewhere! 1413 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:25,040 I'm really pissed off because of you! 1414 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,040 I won't leave you! 1415 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:51,600 Oh sorry. 1416 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,640 It was an old score to settle. 1417 01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:58,280 Are you alright? C'mon. Let's go. Come. Careful. 1418 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,000 No, no. Don't come in. 1419 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,000 You've come home for the first time. I'll get the ritual's plate. 1420 01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:09,560 Ritual's plate? 1421 01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:14,040 Hello, Screwwala? I'm here. 1422 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,080 He's a very strange man. 1423 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,840 He has gone in to get the ritual's plate. 1424 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:19,400 I see. 1425 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,160 It's necessary for the man who sacrifices to apply the sacrificial dot... 1426 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,280 ...to the sacrificial goat. 1427 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,160 What are you talking? 1428 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:28,840 He's coming! I'll put down the phone! 1429 01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,400 Come in. Please come in. 1430 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:49,840 This is your room. 1431 01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:52,840 You take rest. We'll talk in the morning. 1432 01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,200 - Goodnight, huh! - Goodnight. 1433 01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,400 Why are you screaming?! What if anyone hears?! 1434 01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:27,800 What are you doing?! 1435 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:29,560 What are you doing here?! 1436 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:30,680 I was here to wake you up. 1437 01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:34,360 - This way? - Actually when I had come earlier... 1438 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:35,760 ...you were sleeping at that time. 1439 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,360 - So? - So... 1440 01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,440 - ...in sleep you were... - What? 1441 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,400 ...looking very beautiful. 1442 01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,000 I thought while you're sleeping... 1443 01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:50,400 ...in the meantime I'll get Mrs. Gaitonde's milk. 1444 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:52,840 You take a bath and get fresh. 1445 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,680 I'll prepare breakfast in the meanwhile. 1446 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:55,640 You go. 1447 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,520 Mrs. Gaitonde's milk! 1448 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:06,400 Shit! It's empty like the head of that Screwwala! 1449 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:11,040 Screwwala... why did you take out the bullets from my gun? 1450 01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,840 Don't you know how dangerous this man is? 1451 01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:14,680 Cool down, Miss Martodkar. 1452 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:16,800 There's logic behind it. 1453 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:20,320 To hell with your logic. I want bullets. 1454 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:24,920 Good. Good. I think Mrs. Screwwala has gone to bathe. 1455 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,200 You do this way... when she goes to the temple... better come home. 1456 01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:31,160 We'll talk peacefully. 1457 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,760 What are you doing there? Come here! 1458 01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:37,080 - You bloody... - No, you're taking it in the wrong sense. 1459 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,760 The thing is... around this time, Popat daily stands down there. 1460 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,440 What did you say? 1461 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,320 Seems something's burning in the kitchen. I'll be right back. 1462 01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,200 This Popat just stands downstairs. 1463 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,360 Seems I've to bring the bullets for him! 1464 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,200 Called someone to meet? 1465 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:04,360 Me? Not at all. 1466 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,840 And, why aren't you going to the temple today? 1467 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:09,760 To seek a long union for us! 1468 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:13,080 No. The priest told me that this is my seventh life! 1469 01:27:14,360 --> 01:27:16,200 Fine, go and get my balls from within. 1470 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:19,160 Which one? Red? White? Or blue? 1471 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,080 All! 1472 01:27:23,800 --> 01:27:25,360 The man and his three balls! 1473 01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:27,520 I hope she comes now. 1474 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,400 My whole life's wasted while handling his balls! 1475 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:32,400 It's not opening! 1476 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:35,400 - Pull it from inside! - Sorry. 1477 01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:37,080 Come in, come in! 1478 01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:39,280 She daily goes to the temple. But didn't go today. 1479 01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:41,160 I want the 'Goliyaan' (Bullets)! 1480 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,160 'Goliyaan?' (contraceptive pills) 1481 01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,560 There's no need of 'Goliyaan' (Bullets)... 1482 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,560 ...I'm taking precautions. 1483 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:47,280 What if something goes wrong? I can't risk without the Golis (bullets)! 1484 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:50,600 There's no need of that. Dr. Screwwala is aware of his responsibilities. 1485 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:51,920 Who's she?! 1486 01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:53,840 What kind of pills is she talking about? 1487 01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:56,040 Goliyaan (pills)! She's a patient. 1488 01:27:56,160 --> 01:27:58,080 But I cant prescribe the pills without an examination... 1489 01:27:58,160 --> 01:28:01,360 ...because what happens to the brain outside the room may not happen inside. 1490 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,680 So it's very important that we take the balls inside... 1491 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,440 ...so that you remain outside the room! 1492 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,080 Now tell me... What happened? 1493 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,080 That bloody... 1494 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:14,080 That rascal is very dangerous. 1495 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:15,920 He was frequently talking about Popat (Penis) with me! 1496 01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:16,560 I see. 1497 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:19,920 If I had bullets, then I would have shot him in the head! 1498 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:23,200 Calm down. Calm down, Miss Martodkar. Sit down. 1499 01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:25,520 That's why I didn't keep the bullets. 1500 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:29,600 Now, I'll explain you the second round of our operation. 1501 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:34,160 Every minute... and every second... 1502 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,680 ...you'll have to attract him towards you! 1503 01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:40,200 - Oh my God. - How come? How come?! 1504 01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:43,160 How come? Yes. 1505 01:28:55,720 --> 01:28:57,200 Your gait. 1506 01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:00,080 Your style. Very good. 1507 01:29:00,160 --> 01:29:02,040 Your sway! 1508 01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:08,200 - Do you want water? - No. 1509 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,920 Then you'll have to take cool breaths! 1510 01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:13,760 How? 1511 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:16,520 This way. This way. 1512 01:29:16,840 --> 01:29:18,200 Hands down. 1513 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:28,320 In short... you'll have to transform yourself into a beautiful flower. 1514 01:29:29,680 --> 01:29:33,160 The moment he approaches you like a bee... 1515 01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:36,320 ...the moment he'll force himself upon you... 1516 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,000 ...we shall then pounce upon him! 1517 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:50,400 It's just today that I haven't worn my bangles! 1518 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:52,680 I'm ruined! 1519 01:29:57,680 --> 01:29:59,720 The whole world is against my love! 1520 01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:02,600 Nobody is standing by me other than Karan! 1521 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,640 Let me die! Let me die! 1522 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:08,160 - Kiran, what are you doing? - Let me die! Let me die, sister! 1523 01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:09,400 Kiran, what are you up to?! 1524 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:12,520 - Nobody is with me other than Karan! - I'm with you! 1525 01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:13,280 What?! 1526 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:15,840 You said him that?! 1527 01:30:16,160 --> 01:30:17,440 I had to, uncle. 1528 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,080 Thinking, all are against him... 1529 01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:21,000 I dread he might do something disastrous... 1530 01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:23,520 ...so at first I want to win his trust... 1531 01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:24,800 ...and then I would want to make him understand. 1532 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:28,680 Uncle, you give me that boy's name, number and address. 1533 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:33,200 - Hello. - Hello. 1534 01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:34,920 The same crook! 1535 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:38,360 Calm down. Relax, uncle. Give me. 1536 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:42,080 - Hello. - Hello, Kiran. 1537 01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:44,320 No, I'm not Kiran but Kiran's sister Rekha. 1538 01:30:44,600 --> 01:30:48,160 Elder sis! Elder sis... Can I talk to Kiran? 1539 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:50,920 It's very important for me to meet her. 1540 01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:53,840 You can't. Because before that you've to meet me. 1541 01:30:54,040 --> 01:30:54,840 You!? 1542 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,080 It seems I've to lure the elder sis and become Kiran's brother in law. 1543 01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:02,080 Fine, then... come at Juhu Barista at 4 in the evening. 1544 01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,360 Why did you call me so urgently? What happened? 1545 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:11,440 - Do you know... a big problem has come up. - What? 1546 01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:13,400 The girl who's staying with me... 1547 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:14,840 ...suddenly something has happened to her. 1548 01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,400 - What? - She's... 1549 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,360 ...she roams skimpily clad. 1550 01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:23,400 - How does she look like? - It's not like that, man! 1551 01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:26,520 She doesn't let me breathe for even a second! 1552 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:27,680 What does she do exactly? 1553 01:31:29,160 --> 01:31:32,160 - What happened? - Where's your skirt? 1554 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:35,280 Skirt? I gave it for washing. 1555 01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:39,160 Actually the thing is... 1556 01:31:39,360 --> 01:31:41,000 ...I'm used to my earlier job... I used to keep washing... 1557 01:31:41,080 --> 01:31:43,800 ...but ever since I've come here I'm not getting anything to wash. 1558 01:31:44,440 --> 01:31:46,000 Even you're not giving me a chance! 1559 01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:47,600 - What? - You. 1560 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:50,360 Let's go somewhere. 1561 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:52,680 It's very hot in here. 1562 01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,080 - And within... - Nothing. 1563 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,320 She wore nothing! 1564 01:31:57,400 --> 01:32:00,000 - Oh, man! Then? - Then. 1565 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:04,280 Then she starts reading a book. Sits right in front of me. 1566 01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:06,800 Rarely opens the book... more of opens herself! 1567 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:11,840 Then she tells me... 'I really like books without a cover.' 1568 01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:12,400 How nice. 1569 01:32:12,600 --> 01:32:14,200 And, then suddenly when I'm seated on the sofa... 1570 01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:17,440 See, this watch is damaged. It often gets slow. 1571 01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:18,920 It's two hours slow. 1572 01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:20,720 If this keeps happening... then you'll be left behind... 1573 01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:22,200 ...and the world shall move ahead. 1574 01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:27,200 And when I was setting out to come here... 1575 01:32:30,040 --> 01:32:32,040 - Should I tell you something? - Huh? 1576 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:37,040 I've some hot... very hot... 1577 01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:39,640 ...I've made some hot tea for you. 1578 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:41,840 - Will you? - Yeah. 1579 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:47,160 Careful. Don't spill it. 1580 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:52,080 What are you doing?! 1581 01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:53,840 I'm cleaning it. 1582 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:55,920 I'll get it washed! 1583 01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:57,600 That's my job, isn't it? 1584 01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:01,320 But... 'I'll wipe it all.' 1585 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,560 Then... Then what happened? 1586 01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,320 What else? 1587 01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:07,640 - After all I'm a human. - Yes right. 1588 01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:08,760 Tell me... What could I've done? 1589 01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:10,520 - Control yourself. - What? 1590 01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,720 I mean control yourself! 1591 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:14,320 How long should I control, man? 1592 01:33:14,840 --> 01:33:17,080 Was she not the girl with the mole... 1593 01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:19,080 - ...then I would have... - What would you've done? 1594 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:21,920 I would have thrown her out! 1595 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,840 Just don't know why is she doing that. 1596 01:33:26,200 --> 01:33:27,400 She's testing you. 1597 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:29,360 - Testing me? - Yes. 1598 01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:31,360 She thinks you're some flirt... 1599 01:33:31,600 --> 01:33:33,160 ...who tries to swoon every girl. 1600 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:34,840 But, you'll have to tell her... 1601 01:33:34,920 --> 01:33:37,360 ...that you're not a flirt but a die hard lover! 1602 01:33:37,440 --> 01:33:37,920 Yes. 1603 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:40,360 Don't see the fire that she's trying to show you! 1604 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:40,920 Yes! 1605 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,160 Maintain your dignity! 1606 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:43,920 - Dignity! - Dignity! 1607 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:45,400 But how? 1608 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:49,080 Ignore her! Take her out of your mind! 1609 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:51,600 - Think of something else! - Yes. 1610 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:55,200 - Yes! - Okay, I'll make a move. 1611 01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:57,360 Kiran's sister... I've to meet her. 1612 01:33:57,560 --> 01:33:59,840 - Okay? Bye! - Dignity! 1613 01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,160 - Listen. - What? 1614 01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:03,360 - You too don't forget it. - What? 1615 01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:06,200 Kiran's sister... dignity! 1616 01:34:06,320 --> 01:34:08,920 - Dignity! - Dignity! 1617 01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:11,000 Dignity! 1618 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:17,640 The girls these days... do they come here for coffee... 1619 01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:19,280 ...or do they come here for a public display? 1620 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,400 Excuse me... 1621 01:34:22,160 --> 01:34:25,400 - Rekha, you!? - Karan! You!? 1622 01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:32,520 - Rekha. - Yes? 1623 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,040 That... 1624 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:35,920 Should I tell you something? 1625 01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:37,080 Yes, tell me. 1626 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:43,280 Would you like to become my timepass? 1627 01:34:46,080 --> 01:34:47,720 Okay. Will you eat something or... 1628 01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:50,520 The coffee will be fine. 1629 01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,160 Here. Cafe cool latte. Your favourite... right? 1630 01:34:55,400 --> 01:34:57,720 Yeah. But how did you know? 1631 01:34:57,800 --> 01:34:59,160 Because it's my favourite as well. 1632 01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:02,200 And, the likes of lovers are always the same. 1633 01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:05,600 - Meaning? - I used to love you a lot. 1634 01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,600 That slap from you changed me. 1635 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,760 I never knew that a slap of mine will change you so much, Karan. 1636 01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:15,920 Me too. 1637 01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:19,200 But, what was the reason that you fell in love with Kiran? 1638 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,800 You could have found any girl? 1639 01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:23,000 But I want only Kiran. 1640 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:26,840 Because Kiran is my first... I mean... my second... 1641 01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:29,200 ...and the last love. That's it. 1642 01:35:29,360 --> 01:35:32,640 The one who has an affair with every other girl is talking this way? 1643 01:35:32,840 --> 01:35:34,440 What if Kiran comes to know about it? 1644 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,640 You won't tell anything to Kiran! Please! 1645 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,640 I'll make you beg! I mean I beg to you! 1646 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:43,920 I myself used to spread the rumours of my affairs. 1647 01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:46,640 But the truth is... no girl has ever touched. 1648 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,560 I mean except you. But please don't tell anything to Kiran. 1649 01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,440 - Please. Please, Rekha. - It's okay. 1650 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:55,920 - I beg to you. I plead to you, Rekha! - It's okay, Karan. Karan, it's okay! 1651 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:57,560 It's okay. 1652 01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:03,320 - Are you telling the truth? - I swear by Kiran. 1653 01:36:04,200 --> 01:36:06,840 And if you tell all that to Kiran... 1654 01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:11,560 ...then I'll eat this poison... and die. 1655 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:14,280 Karan... that's sugar. 1656 01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:19,080 I've heavy diabetes. 1657 01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:25,560 Excuse me. Hello. 1658 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:29,360 What a performance, man! 1659 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,920 - Hey, Karan! - Rocky! After so many years! 1660 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,160 - Great to see you, man! - Great to see you too, man! 1661 01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:39,080 Yes, uncle, I know this boy. He was a normal guy. 1662 01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:40,440 He wasn't at all like this. 1663 01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:52,840 Maybe... Anything is possible nowadays. 1664 01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:55,680 But you don't worry, uncle. 1665 01:36:56,080 --> 01:36:59,920 I'll have to seek the help of my guru Dr. Screwwala to solve this case. 1666 01:37:02,080 --> 01:37:04,840 Cool down. Cool down. Calm down. 1667 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,280 I promise you from today on no lady patient... 1668 01:37:09,400 --> 01:37:11,400 ...will come to Dr. Screwwala for pills. 1669 01:37:11,520 --> 01:37:14,280 And if anybody does... then I'll shoot them! - So be it. 1670 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,560 - Yes? - Can I see Dr. Screwwala? 1671 01:37:19,800 --> 01:37:21,400 He has stopped seeing lady patients. 1672 01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:25,640 Madam, look... I'm not his patient but his student. 1673 01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:26,720 Student? 1674 01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:35,400 I barred the patients... and now the students have started pouring in! 1675 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:38,400 Bloody hell student... that man must have sent her here! 1676 01:37:38,520 --> 01:37:42,760 Your one slap changed his life... yes or no? 1677 01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:44,560 - Yes, sir. - Good. 1678 01:37:44,760 --> 01:37:47,360 The boy who used to chase girls... 1679 01:37:47,840 --> 01:37:49,080 ...these days he's chasing boys! 1680 01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:51,720 That means he's still in search for true love. 1681 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:54,840 Now, the very hands that you slapped him with... 1682 01:37:55,080 --> 01:37:57,440 ...should be used to attract him towards you! 1683 01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:01,160 Sir... I couldn't get you. 1684 01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:02,920 Sir. 1685 01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:05,040 Come... I'll tell you. 1686 01:38:05,360 --> 01:38:08,360 It's a simple case of... what is that word? 1687 01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:12,080 - Psychotic Role Reversal? - Exactly! Same thing. 1688 01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:16,320 For example... 30 years back my wife Parvati... 1689 01:38:16,400 --> 01:38:18,080 ...looked exactly like you. 1690 01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:21,040 The same beauty... and the same tenderness. 1691 01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:22,680 But she doesn't look the same now. 1692 01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:25,800 So it's natural for me that I don't care for the world... 1693 01:38:25,840 --> 01:38:27,400 ...and pull you in my arms. 1694 01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:30,520 Because today I'm seeing the same Parvati in you. 1695 01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:35,920 Just imagine... if today... Parvati... the way she looked 30 years back... 1696 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:37,160 ...comes and stands right before me... 1697 01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:39,840 ...then she can easily get me! Understood? 1698 01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:40,640 Understood! 1699 01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:48,200 Parvati... Parvati... you'll have to do something! 1700 01:38:48,920 --> 01:38:53,320 You'll have to turn this waist slim in order to bring back your husband! 1701 01:38:53,680 --> 01:38:56,000 He wants the Parvati that was 30 years back! 1702 01:38:56,080 --> 01:38:59,200 C'mon, Parvati! Do it! Do it! 1703 01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:03,600 Rahul! 1704 01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:11,920 Rahul! What are you looking at? 1705 01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:17,360 - How do I look? - Beautiful! 1706 01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:19,320 But, there's one problem... 1707 01:39:19,920 --> 01:39:23,200 ...what if someone mistakenly touches my back? 1708 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:30,560 I'll be right back. 1709 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:34,840 Rahul... just come in! 1710 01:39:35,440 --> 01:39:36,200 Maintain your dignity! 1711 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:37,200 No, no, no! 1712 01:39:38,000 --> 01:39:41,080 Oh God! Oh my God! 1713 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:41,920 Rahul. 1714 01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:46,080 Ward off the troubles of your devotees! 1715 01:40:02,840 --> 01:40:05,080 Rekha... you. 1716 01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:07,720 Yes me! 1717 01:40:08,320 --> 01:40:12,160 It seems you have opened up a lot recently. 1718 01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:15,440 Yes... that's to open your closed eyes. 1719 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:27,840 'Money!' 1720 01:40:31,600 --> 01:40:33,200 'Car!' 1721 01:40:35,840 --> 01:40:38,040 No, Rekha... I can't come to you. 1722 01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:41,560 Why? What do I lack? 1723 01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:44,280 You don't have what Kiran does. 1724 01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:59,640 Now... I should tell him... as to what do I have! 1725 01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,760 Okay, Urmila, I see... I see. 1726 01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:05,400 You've to take him there. 1727 01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:07,840 And, you've to become fodder for that steed... 1728 01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:10,520 ...so that he has no other option... the poor chap. 1729 01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:13,280 - Doctor! - The mare's here! 1730 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,080 My balls! Where are they? 1731 01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:18,440 - Your balls are in my hand! - Really? 1732 01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:05,840 "It's been cast." 1733 01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:13,080 "My spell has been cast." 1734 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:21,360 "It's happened." 1735 01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:28,680 "Something has happened to me." 1736 01:42:29,800 --> 01:42:33,200 "Wake up!" 1737 01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:39,400 "Oh sleeping, beloved." 1738 01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:43,840 "Look here." 1739 01:42:46,080 --> 01:42:49,400 "What a feel is this!" 1740 01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:53,920 "Never shall such nights come, never shall a situation might arise!" 1741 01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:58,280 "Never shall such nights come, never shall a situation might arise!" 1742 01:42:58,400 --> 01:43:02,720 "Try understanding my restiveness." 1743 01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:06,840 "It's been cast." 1744 01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:14,720 "My spell has been cast." 1745 01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:50,840 "The pain is whispering to breaths." 1746 01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:54,920 "The lips have a vibrant colour." 1747 01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:59,560 "Touch me." 1748 01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:08,360 "My heart's stirring within." 1749 01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:12,800 "The tresses are fragrant and the body is sandal." 1750 01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:17,000 "Touch me." 1751 01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:21,680 "The movement is straying and the solitude is arid." 1752 01:44:21,800 --> 01:44:26,040 "The movement is straying and the solitude is arid." 1753 01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:30,400 "Try understanding my restiveness." 1754 01:44:30,680 --> 01:44:35,040 "It's been cast." 1755 01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:41,840 "My spell has been cast." 1756 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:35,760 "How should I tell you my plight?" 1757 01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:40,440 "I dread dying in this restiveness." 1758 01:45:40,680 --> 01:45:44,840 "What should I do?" 1759 01:45:49,440 --> 01:45:53,760 "Why do you make me suffer in such an ambience?" 1760 01:45:53,840 --> 01:45:57,840 "And, why do you hesitate in coming closer?" 1761 01:45:58,160 --> 01:46:02,520 "What should I do?" 1762 01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:07,160 "This aloofness is no good, it's necessary to unite." 1763 01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:11,360 "This aloofness is no good, it's necessary to unite." 1764 01:46:11,400 --> 01:46:15,640 "Try understanding my restiveness." 1765 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:20,400 "It's been cast." 1766 01:46:20,560 --> 01:46:24,440 "It's been cast." 1767 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:28,840 "It's been cast." 1768 01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,360 - What happened? - Doctor... 1769 01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:36,560 ...now I'm even suspecting myself of being a woman! 1770 01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:41,360 Men don't spare a woman... be it 16 or 60. 1771 01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:45,080 - But he didn't even touch me! - Stupid. 1772 01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:48,080 Doctor, I can't do anything more than this! 1773 01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:52,400 Your operation 'Fail'... will fail because of me! 1774 01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:55,200 On the contrary it's fascinating. 1775 01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:58,720 This boy is smarter than I thought. 1776 01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:00,760 But he didn't do anything. 1777 01:47:00,920 --> 01:47:04,360 You know... What this phenomenon of doing nothing is called by us doctors? 1778 01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:09,840 Pre-convulsive Psychotic Apathy. 1779 01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:15,000 If we term that in common terminology then it's the calm before the storm! 1780 01:47:15,560 --> 01:47:19,800 Officer, our mission has arrived at a very dangerous point! 1781 01:47:20,360 --> 01:47:23,080 Now, if I touch him... if I feel him once... 1782 01:47:23,360 --> 01:47:27,520 ...then I can give you the exact date, exact day, and the exact time... 1783 01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:29,800 ...as to when is his lust going to explode! 1784 01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:34,560 I'll have to check for some irregularities in the frontal lobe. 1785 01:47:34,640 --> 01:47:39,840 Blood pressure, RNA, DNA, ocular, dilation, height, weight, reflexes. 1786 01:47:40,000 --> 01:47:40,640 One minute. 1787 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:42,440 We can't waste even a minute! 1788 01:47:42,760 --> 01:47:44,080 It's very important for me to meet him. 1789 01:47:44,160 --> 01:47:46,040 You do one thing... you tell him that... 1790 01:47:46,160 --> 01:47:46,920 ...what am I to you... 1791 01:47:47,080 --> 01:47:50,280 I'm yours... 1792 01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:53,000 Uncle! Uncle will be fine! 1793 01:47:53,080 --> 01:47:54,520 Uncle? Okay. 1794 01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:55,920 Okay, I'm your uncle. 1795 01:47:56,160 --> 01:47:57,840 And by profession I'm a tailor. 1796 01:47:58,600 --> 01:48:00,400 - Tailor? - Yeah, a tailor. 1797 01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:02,840 And I want to sew a suit for him. 1798 01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:05,840 - Suit. - Logic! Make use of logic! 1799 01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:08,000 If he gets to know that I'm a doctor... 1800 01:48:08,080 --> 01:48:09,400 ...then I won't get to know the thing that is important... 1801 01:48:09,520 --> 01:48:11,040 ...for me to get to know! 1802 01:48:14,920 --> 01:48:16,400 How's the tea? 1803 01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:20,800 Rahul... My uncle's coming in the evening. 1804 01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:22,600 Uncle! For what? 1805 01:48:22,840 --> 01:48:25,080 - To see you. - To see me!? 1806 01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:41,720 Actually... He wants to sew a suit for you. 1807 01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:45,200 Saved the money for the wedding suit! 1808 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:46,040 What did you say? 1809 01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:49,360 No... just tell me... What am I supposed to do? 1810 01:48:49,640 --> 01:48:51,400 Nothing. Uncle will ask you some questions... 1811 01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:54,160 - ...just for the sake of formality. - No problem. 1812 01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:56,160 As it is I'm born for formalities. 1813 01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:02,920 Rahul... just take it as if it's your judgement day. 1814 01:49:03,320 --> 01:49:04,560 Judgement day? 1815 01:49:04,840 --> 01:49:07,080 - And if you pass... - Then? 1816 01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:10,560 - Then... - Then shall we move? 1817 01:49:10,840 --> 01:49:11,600 Your uncle is coming, isn't it? 1818 01:49:11,760 --> 01:49:14,080 So we'll have to get vegetables for him, isn't it? 1819 01:49:14,320 --> 01:49:17,080 - We've to. - So... better get ready. 1820 01:49:17,360 --> 01:49:18,200 Yes. 1821 01:49:18,680 --> 01:49:21,160 - How did you find the tea? - Very good. 1822 01:49:22,080 --> 01:49:24,400 It's just that... you don't cook the supper. Please. 1823 01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:35,080 I search for him daily in the morning! 1824 01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:37,680 Hey! 1825 01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:43,200 - Firstly, get this window repaired. - Forget that. Popat's standing down. 1826 01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:45,520 - What?! - Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you. 1827 01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:46,920 There's this Popat, a laundry guy... 1828 01:49:47,040 --> 01:49:49,040 ...from whom we took a suit and couldn't return. 1829 01:49:49,360 --> 01:49:51,280 And, he stands daily downstairs for the recovery! 1830 01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:53,680 That day you were talking about this Popat? 1831 01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:54,600 Yeah! 1832 01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:56,000 I thought that you... 1833 01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:57,600 I know what you might have thought about? 1834 01:49:57,840 --> 01:49:59,520 You might have thought of that green one... 1835 01:49:59,640 --> 01:50:00,640 ...that flies (Parrot), isn't it? 1836 01:50:01,000 --> 01:50:02,840 - Yeah. - You're really. 1837 01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:05,560 - C'mon, let's go from that main gate. - But, if anyone sees us there? 1838 01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,160 No one will see us, c'mon. 1839 01:50:07,280 --> 01:50:08,000 Yes, sir? 1840 01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:10,840 You don't get Star Plus. 1841 01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:12,400 I'll check it right away. 1842 01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:21,920 It just pisses me off! 1843 01:50:24,040 --> 01:50:26,640 - Look, he has finally got his mate. - Hi. 1844 01:50:27,680 --> 01:50:29,200 When did you get married? 1845 01:50:30,920 --> 01:50:33,840 - Five days ago. - The couple's so cute, isn't it? 1846 01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:38,200 - Planning for kids? - Yeah... good if that happens. 1847 01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:41,800 How will it happen with no effort? Tell me if you need some help... 1848 01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:43,840 - ...I'm ever ready. - What?! 1849 01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:45,400 - You'll help him?! - Yes! 1850 01:50:45,600 --> 01:50:48,440 It's been thirty years and you couldn't give me a son... 1851 01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:49,600 ...what the hell will you help him?! 1852 01:50:49,680 --> 01:50:50,400 You keep quiet. 1853 01:50:50,560 --> 01:50:52,680 Enjoy yourselves, kids. Enjoy. 1854 01:50:52,760 --> 01:50:54,800 - God bless you! Bye. - Bye. 1855 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:56,400 I was advising those kids. 1856 01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:58,200 That old man is quite amorous. 1857 01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:15,320 She has had so many drinks on my money... 1858 01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:18,080 ...and I'm bearing the loss. 1859 01:51:18,200 --> 01:51:19,320 I'm losing my cool, Rekha. 1860 01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:21,040 Why hasn't Kiran come yet? 1861 01:51:21,280 --> 01:51:24,040 I told you earlier that I'm not interested in meeting you! 1862 01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:26,680 Look, Karan, don't get angry. Why don't you understand? 1863 01:51:26,760 --> 01:51:28,840 Kiran's exit from the house... is not only difficult but it's impossible. 1864 01:51:28,920 --> 01:51:30,320 Fine, then I'll go to her house. 1865 01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:33,200 - Karan, listen to me. - I don't want to listen to you! 1866 01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:35,600 But, will you listen to Kiran? 1867 01:51:36,920 --> 01:51:38,440 - Kiran. - Yeah. 1868 01:51:39,360 --> 01:51:42,040 - Kiran has sent a message for you. - Message. 1869 01:51:42,920 --> 01:51:44,400 If you take me as your mate... 1870 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:47,200 ...then I'll stand by you for your whole life. 1871 01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:48,440 Really? 1872 01:51:49,280 --> 01:51:50,520 I swear by you. 1873 01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:52,360 Did Kiran say all this? 1874 01:51:54,560 --> 01:51:56,200 Yeah... she said. 1875 01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:01,440 For a moment I thought... that you're expressing yourself. 1876 01:52:02,840 --> 01:52:06,400 If that's true... will you forget Kiran? 1877 01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:10,280 Of course... not. 1878 01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:14,320 I've got only reason to live... and that is Kiran. 1879 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:16,680 Tell me... did Kiran really say all that? 1880 01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:18,520 Yeah. 1881 01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:21,720 If I give you something... will you pass it on to Kiran? 1882 01:52:22,920 --> 01:52:23,840 Of course. 1883 01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:36,680 You... kissed me? 1884 01:52:39,280 --> 01:52:41,360 This is for Kiran. 1885 01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:44,280 Can you pass it on to her for me? 1886 01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:47,920 God bless you. 1887 01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:53,440 I considered him as the symbol of unfaithfulness... 1888 01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:56,160 ...but has crossed all the barriers in proving his love. 1889 01:52:56,720 --> 01:53:00,920 I'll have to anyhow get him back. I love you, Karan. 1890 01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:04,000 - What a boot, man! - The headlight's great as well! 1891 01:53:04,520 --> 01:53:07,280 - And, the bonnet is great as well! - It will be quite great in driving it. 1892 01:53:07,920 --> 01:53:09,800 Boss... can we have her for a test drive? 1893 01:53:09,840 --> 01:53:11,440 - You bloody. - Hold it. 1894 01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,840 Hold this. Hold this for a minute. 1895 01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:17,320 - What did you say?! - Only for test drive, man! 1896 01:53:17,640 --> 01:53:19,760 - Got the license?! - Who the hell are you?! 1897 01:53:20,080 --> 01:53:20,800 RTO officer! 1898 01:53:22,520 --> 01:53:23,760 - RTO officer? - Yes. 1899 01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,400 "Cool!" 1900 01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:44,200 "Cool!" 1901 01:54:01,160 --> 01:54:01,920 "Cool!" 1902 01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:18,720 "Cool!" 1903 01:54:21,080 --> 01:54:21,840 "Cool!" 1904 01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:36,400 Take this. 1905 01:54:42,520 --> 01:54:45,760 Not bad haa! 1906 01:54:50,720 --> 01:54:51,760 "Cool!" 1907 01:54:55,440 --> 01:54:57,640 Look, whatever you're doing... is not the right thing. 1908 01:54:57,920 --> 01:55:00,200 I'm still telling you... go back... there's quite a lot danger inside. 1909 01:55:00,320 --> 01:55:01,720 The danger is to my husband. 1910 01:55:01,760 --> 01:55:04,400 You said downstairs that you've to go to 205 and here you come at 506? 1911 01:55:04,560 --> 01:55:07,000 That's because the killer comes here discreetly. 1912 01:55:07,080 --> 01:55:09,680 Does he come discreetly or is it you who come discreetly? 1913 01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:10,200 O God! 1914 01:55:10,320 --> 01:55:13,200 If I get to hear the wailings of some child then I... 1915 01:55:13,360 --> 01:55:16,760 - Hey, where are you? - She is my wife. 1916 01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:17,680 Hello. 1917 01:55:18,760 --> 01:55:21,000 I never knew that you're coming. 1918 01:55:21,720 --> 01:55:23,440 Come in... uncle. 1919 01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:26,840 Since I'm along so she's calling uncle! 1920 01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:30,920 - Where's he? - Inside the kitchen. 1921 01:55:31,840 --> 01:55:34,080 The one who came as the student is inside the kitchen! 1922 01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:36,400 - You're searching for something? - Toilet. 1923 01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:38,160 Take a left from ahead. 1924 01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:39,720 I'll go myself. 1925 01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:51,280 Hey! Where did they go?! 1926 01:55:58,720 --> 01:56:01,400 Was he telling the truth? Listen! 1927 01:56:18,640 --> 01:56:20,320 With such a big knife... he... 1928 01:56:20,400 --> 01:56:23,280 Calm down. Calm down. Didn't I tell you its dangerous? 1929 01:56:24,040 --> 01:56:27,440 Forgive me. I mistrusted you. 1930 01:56:27,760 --> 01:56:31,080 Okay, okay, it's okay. Eat these pills till then. 1931 01:56:31,160 --> 01:56:33,680 Meantime, I'll finish my job and come. Okay? 1932 01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:35,040 She needlessly got scared. 1933 01:56:35,080 --> 01:56:37,320 - And you know that kitchens door... - I know. I know everything. 1934 01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:39,200 She's going to be alright. She's going to be alright. 1935 01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:41,360 - I'm sorry, sir... - Nothing to worry. 1936 01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:42,920 I've given her the pills. 1937 01:56:43,440 --> 01:56:45,840 - I'm doctor.. - Tailor. 1938 01:56:46,040 --> 01:56:47,840 Tailor, Tailor Screwwala. 1939 01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:48,640 I'm Rahul. 1940 01:56:48,720 --> 01:56:49,840 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1941 01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:51,000 Sorry, for coming late. 1942 01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:54,080 In fact to be precise... because of that traffic... 1943 01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:57,760 ...28, 27, 29... and... and the pollution was so much that... 1944 01:56:57,840 --> 01:56:59,720 - ...open your mouth, child. Say Aaah! - Aaah! 1945 01:57:00,080 --> 01:57:01,360 Take deep breath! 1946 01:57:01,440 --> 01:57:04,720 There's so much air in the lungs that... Oh my God. 1947 01:57:04,840 --> 01:57:06,720 - Uncle let's sit over there. - One minute. 1948 01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:07,840 - Hope you don't have fever? - Let's go. 1949 01:57:07,920 --> 01:57:08,800 No. 1950 01:57:11,760 --> 01:57:13,520 - It's okay. - So much of preparations? 1951 01:57:13,840 --> 01:57:16,160 Isn't your uncle very much like mine? 1952 01:57:18,760 --> 01:57:20,080 Who put off that light?! 1953 01:57:20,160 --> 01:57:22,440 Sorry... actually it's the fuse problem. 1954 01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:25,280 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going?! 1955 01:57:26,920 --> 01:57:29,200 The breaths too heavy. The heart's beating like a jackhammer. 1956 01:57:29,560 --> 01:57:31,360 - The eyes are bloodshot. - Yours? 1957 01:57:31,640 --> 01:57:32,640 His. 1958 01:57:33,040 --> 01:57:35,360 - His has made the first attack! - On whom? 1959 01:57:35,520 --> 01:57:36,720 On my wife! 1960 01:57:36,800 --> 01:57:38,200 Sir, actually he fumbled on the stopper... 1961 01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:40,200 Just see how much he fumbles ahead! 1962 01:57:41,640 --> 01:57:43,400 Yeah. Yeah. 1963 01:57:44,360 --> 01:57:45,640 Oh! Aah! 1964 01:58:01,560 --> 01:58:03,040 Are you alright? 1965 01:58:05,520 --> 01:58:06,760 Seems she isn't? 1966 01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:14,200 Actually, I simply have tea. 1967 01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:16,320 I know! I know... that too made of special milk! 1968 01:58:16,840 --> 01:58:20,080 - But... How do you know? - Logic. 1969 01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:22,320 Urmila, you just. 1970 01:58:22,400 --> 01:58:24,600 Okay... pick a ball from these. 1971 01:58:24,680 --> 01:58:26,200 Pick up. Pick up. 1972 01:58:27,200 --> 01:58:30,000 Why did you pick the red one? 1973 01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:32,920 It was nearer... that's why. 1974 01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:35,840 Oh! So he picks anything that is near. 1975 01:58:36,600 --> 01:58:38,800 Uncle... Why have you brought these balls? 1976 01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:40,160 - For the suit! - For the suit!? 1977 01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:43,520 Because I'm no ordinary tailor. 1978 01:58:43,640 --> 01:58:46,640 I don't measure people, rather I feel them. 1979 01:58:46,720 --> 01:58:48,280 C'mon! Great! 1980 01:58:48,400 --> 01:58:50,560 Stand here! Raise your hands! 1981 01:58:50,720 --> 01:58:54,160 One... one minute! Almost 57! 1982 01:58:55,920 --> 01:58:58,360 Bend down! Keep bending! 37! 1983 01:58:58,440 --> 01:59:03,640 Enough! Pull it up! Pull the leg up! Good! 1984 01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:04,560 Look up. 1985 01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:06,440 Kid, I told you to look upwards. 1986 01:59:10,080 --> 01:59:11,840 Look upwards. 1987 01:59:12,080 --> 01:59:15,080 Now... now the shirt details. 1988 01:59:16,280 --> 01:59:19,680 And now... the sleeves' details. Look up. Don't move. 1989 01:59:20,080 --> 01:59:23,840 - Oh! - For the colour details. 1990 01:59:24,080 --> 01:59:26,280 And... Thank you. 1991 01:59:26,360 --> 01:59:28,840 And, now... it's the pant's turn! 1992 01:59:28,920 --> 01:59:32,840 Rahul... look inside... something's burning in the kitchen. 1993 01:59:34,920 --> 01:59:35,720 Hey! 1994 01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:38,640 Hey! This detail was very necessary, brother! 1995 01:59:39,560 --> 01:59:40,720 Huh! Nothing's burning in here! 1996 01:59:40,800 --> 01:59:41,920 - Maybe in that room. - Hold on. 1997 01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:44,040 - But, if someone sees the smoke... - Stop. 1998 01:59:44,080 --> 01:59:45,800 - But... - Stop! 1999 01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:47,560 Nothing's burning anywhere. 2000 01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:49,800 But you said that. 2001 01:59:50,080 --> 01:59:51,200 It was just like that. 2002 01:59:52,560 --> 01:59:54,160 Actually, uncle was a bit too much... 2003 01:59:54,640 --> 01:59:56,640 Yeah, I felt the same way. 2004 01:59:57,520 --> 01:59:59,840 But, after all he's your uncle, isn't it? 2005 02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:02,840 And you told me about the judgement day. 2006 02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:09,200 - Did it hurt too much? - No, nothing happened. 2007 02:00:09,640 --> 02:00:11,200 I'll apply something right away. Okay? 2008 02:00:11,560 --> 02:00:13,800 Take care of uncle. 2009 02:00:14,160 --> 02:00:16,200 He has come here for the first time. Okay? 2010 02:00:16,360 --> 02:00:16,840 Hmm. 2011 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:27,360 O my God! Molestation of Draupadi (A character from Mahabharata)! 2012 02:00:31,440 --> 02:00:32,640 What are you doing here? 2013 02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:35,680 What is this portrait doing in here? 2014 02:00:35,840 --> 02:00:37,200 It's just there. 2015 02:00:37,840 --> 02:00:39,840 Why will any person keep the portrait of Draupadi's... 2016 02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:42,160 ...molestation in his closet? 2017 02:00:42,280 --> 02:00:45,280 - Why? - Logic. There's logic behind it. 2018 02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:49,080 And the day when the results of all these tests come out... 2019 02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:51,640 ...you shall get to know that logic as well... and trust me... 2020 02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:54,400 ...the results are going to be shocking! 2021 02:00:59,320 --> 02:01:01,560 Ma'am... are you going somewhere? 2022 02:01:01,760 --> 02:01:05,200 Where am I going? I'm going nowhere! Where was I going?! 2023 02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:09,280 Yeah! Yeah! Fresh! To feel fresh! 2024 02:01:09,360 --> 02:01:11,640 Yeah. Okay, okay. 2025 02:01:14,160 --> 02:01:18,160 But, ma'am... I was about to tell you the same, ma'am. 2026 02:01:18,760 --> 02:01:23,000 - Let go! Let go! Let go! - Ma'am. 2027 02:01:23,320 --> 02:01:26,200 - Ma'am, listen to me! Listen to me! - Let me go! 2028 02:01:28,720 --> 02:01:32,280 - I'm coming! - Let go! 2029 02:01:32,600 --> 02:01:35,080 Urmila! The window! The window! 2030 02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:37,600 - Sir, that window... - That is my wife and not the window! 2031 02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:41,200 Let go my wife! Leave my wife at least! Leave my wife, please! 2032 02:01:41,320 --> 02:01:44,080 She's my wife! Don't do that to her! 2033 02:01:44,200 --> 02:01:46,000 Let her go! Let her go! 2034 02:01:48,160 --> 02:01:50,600 Wife! Wife! You've survived! 2035 02:01:53,440 --> 02:01:54,760 - I know it... - No! The window! 2036 02:01:54,840 --> 02:01:55,640 Problem! That Popat! 2037 02:01:55,840 --> 02:01:59,200 I know... I know it! Keep in... keep in touch! Okay? 2038 02:01:59,320 --> 02:02:01,080 Dr. Screwwala, come on. Let's go. 2039 02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:05,400 Urmila, I failed. 2040 02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,560 But you passed for me. 2041 02:02:10,400 --> 02:02:12,360 But won't they take me wrongly? 2042 02:02:12,640 --> 02:02:15,200 Whatever they might think... it makes no difference to me. 2043 02:02:15,560 --> 02:02:18,320 But it makes a difference to me. I cannot lose you. 2044 02:02:18,920 --> 02:02:21,400 - Why? - Because... 2045 02:02:23,720 --> 02:02:26,600 Because... because you're the girl who shall change my destiny. 2046 02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:31,160 This thing... Who told you this? 2047 02:02:33,200 --> 02:02:34,200 My... 2048 02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:38,320 Your heart? 2049 02:02:41,200 --> 02:02:41,840 No. 2050 02:02:43,320 --> 02:02:44,200 My astrologer. 2051 02:02:45,080 --> 02:02:47,040 - What!? - Yeah. 2052 02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:51,040 An astrologer told me that a girl shall enter in my life... 2053 02:02:51,720 --> 02:02:53,080 ...who shall change my destiny... 2054 02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:56,160 ...and there shall be a mole on her heart. 2055 02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:02,760 That means... You kept me in this house only because of this mole?! 2056 02:03:03,800 --> 02:03:04,600 No! 2057 02:03:07,520 --> 02:03:08,200 Then?! 2058 02:03:10,280 --> 02:03:11,160 Because of the heart. 2059 02:03:26,840 --> 02:03:30,200 "The temptation." 2060 02:03:33,920 --> 02:03:39,200 "Yeah... The temptation." 2061 02:04:02,440 --> 02:04:05,200 "The temptation." 2062 02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:09,160 "Yes, my temptation." 2063 02:04:09,840 --> 02:04:15,160 "You turned sixteen, and my heart went barmy." 2064 02:04:15,280 --> 02:04:20,320 "You turned sixteen, and my heart went berserk." 2065 02:04:20,520 --> 02:04:25,840 "The eyes of sixteen... and the talks of sixteen." 2066 02:04:25,920 --> 02:04:29,400 "Rather you've not turned sixteen, but you've turned into a spark!" 2067 02:04:29,560 --> 02:04:34,720 "I turned sixteen, and your heart went barmy." 2068 02:04:34,840 --> 02:04:39,920 "I turned sixteen, and your heart went berserk." 2069 02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:43,640 "The eyes of sixteen... and the talks of sixteen." 2070 02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:46,680 "Rather I've not turned sixteen, but I've turned into a spark!" 2071 02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:52,440 "I turned sixteen, and your heart went barmy." 2072 02:04:52,640 --> 02:04:55,560 "Temptation... My temptation." 2073 02:04:56,000 --> 02:04:59,440 "Temptation... Your temptation." 2074 02:05:13,840 --> 02:05:16,440 "Temptation... My temptation." 2075 02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:20,600 "Temptation... My temptation." 2076 02:05:21,000 --> 02:05:24,200 "From here... and from there." 2077 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:27,400 "Wherever I see from." 2078 02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:32,840 "You look deadly from everywhere." 2079 02:05:33,600 --> 02:05:36,840 "From here... and from there." 2080 02:05:37,080 --> 02:05:40,840 "Should I say what... and from where?" 2081 02:05:41,000 --> 02:05:45,440 "There's some yearn rising in me." 2082 02:05:46,360 --> 02:05:49,560 "Is it your body or is it some spell?" 2083 02:05:49,840 --> 02:05:52,680 "Since I'm unable to control myself." 2084 02:05:53,400 --> 02:05:56,520 "You're crazy about my tresses." 2085 02:05:57,040 --> 02:06:02,160 "And, you've got the temptation of my fragrance." 2086 02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:11,200 "I turned sixteen, and your heart went barmy." 2087 02:06:11,320 --> 02:06:16,400 "You turned sixteen, and my heart went berserk." 2088 02:06:18,200 --> 02:06:21,920 "The eyes of sixteen... and the talks of sixteen." 2089 02:06:22,040 --> 02:06:25,320 "Rather you've not turned sixteen, but you've turned into a spark!" 2090 02:06:25,560 --> 02:06:30,840 "You turned sixteen, and my heart went berserk." 2091 02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:36,040 "I turned sixteen, and your heart went barmy." 2092 02:06:36,080 --> 02:06:39,440 "Temptation... My temptation." 2093 02:06:39,600 --> 02:06:43,000 "Temptation... My temptation." 2094 02:06:43,640 --> 02:06:46,840 "Temptation." 2095 02:06:50,800 --> 02:06:55,680 "Yeah... The temptation." 2096 02:06:59,040 --> 02:07:00,200 No! You're telling a lie! 2097 02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:02,520 I'm telling the truth, Kiran! He proposed me! 2098 02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:04,600 Five years earlier he was just a normal guy! 2099 02:07:04,680 --> 02:07:07,360 But today he loves me! Just me! 2100 02:07:07,440 --> 02:07:09,840 No, Kiran! Why don't you understand?! 2101 02:07:10,400 --> 02:07:13,520 Had he got true love for you... then why didn't he come to meet you? 2102 02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:16,400 He did come! But my mom and dad didn't let me meet him! 2103 02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:19,800 Mom and dad! True lovers never care for the mom and dad! 2104 02:07:19,920 --> 02:07:21,560 They break doors and windows and enter in! 2105 02:07:26,520 --> 02:07:29,080 Karan! Karan's letter! 2106 02:07:30,080 --> 02:07:31,720 'My love... My darling!' 2107 02:07:32,280 --> 02:07:34,400 'Thank you. Tonight, I'll restively wait for you...' 2108 02:07:34,520 --> 02:07:37,080 '...at Disco 82. Will you come? ' 2109 02:07:37,160 --> 02:07:38,280 - Yeah! - 'I knew it.' 2110 02:07:38,400 --> 02:07:40,080 'But, if you don't come then I would consider...' 2111 02:07:40,160 --> 02:07:42,200 - '...that you don't love me! ' - No! 2112 02:07:42,720 --> 02:07:45,920 'And yes... I hope you might have got all my kisses...' 2113 02:07:46,080 --> 02:07:47,840 '...that I conveyed through... I mean through...' 2114 02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:49,840 - '...the cheeks of Rekha.' - Kisses. 2115 02:07:50,280 --> 02:07:52,400 - Wait, wait for a minute. - So, this was your move?! 2116 02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:53,360 Kiran, you don't understand. 2117 02:07:53,440 --> 02:07:55,160 You snatching him while provoking me against my own love?! 2118 02:07:55,200 --> 02:07:57,760 - No, no! Kiran, just listen to me. - I doubted you since beginning. 2119 02:07:59,040 --> 02:08:01,400 - What are you doing? - Get away! 2120 02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:04,360 Hello! Sister Urmila, I'm Kiran here! 2121 02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:06,520 Please come fast! 2122 02:08:06,760 --> 02:08:09,280 My own sister has become my adversary in love! 2123 02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:13,080 - Urmila! - Okay, sis! Please come fast! 2124 02:08:19,040 --> 02:08:21,160 Kiran! Kiran! 2125 02:08:21,800 --> 02:08:22,600 Kiran! 2126 02:08:22,680 --> 02:08:26,080 C'mon, dear... sit in the car. Today I'll get you married! 2127 02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:28,160 Who the hell are you to get me married?! 2128 02:08:28,760 --> 02:08:31,560 Are you mad? You yourself called me and you're asking me, "Who am I?" 2129 02:08:32,320 --> 02:08:35,160 - I called you? - You're Kiran, isn't it? 2130 02:08:35,520 --> 02:08:37,320 No! I'm Kiran's sister Rekha! 2131 02:08:37,400 --> 02:08:39,920 Aren't you ashamed? Snatching your own sister's love?! 2132 02:08:40,040 --> 02:08:42,920 - Which sister?! What sister?! - Kiran! Didn't you yourself tell... 2133 02:08:43,200 --> 02:08:43,800 ...that you're Kiran's sister?! 2134 02:08:43,920 --> 02:08:46,680 I'm Kiran's sister. But, Kiran isn't my sister! 2135 02:08:46,920 --> 02:08:50,040 You're her sister! But she isn't your sister?! 2136 02:08:50,080 --> 02:08:51,920 Exactly! Kiran is not my sister! 2137 02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:54,040 Are you drunk or what?! 2138 02:08:54,600 --> 02:08:57,080 You're her sister and she isn't your sister! 2139 02:08:58,080 --> 02:08:59,720 How can Kiran be my sister?! 2140 02:08:59,920 --> 02:09:01,400 He's my brother! 2141 02:09:01,560 --> 02:09:02,800 So, he's your bro... 2142 02:09:08,200 --> 02:09:11,080 And, this is the reality of that Karan. I hope you got it all? 2143 02:09:11,360 --> 02:09:12,440 Yes, yes! 2144 02:09:12,920 --> 02:09:15,560 Inspector, if you're able to stop Karan from coming to the disco... 2145 02:09:15,840 --> 02:09:17,200 ...then the job ahead will be easy for me. 2146 02:09:17,360 --> 02:09:20,600 Don't worry. He won't talk about Kiran hereafter. 2147 02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:22,400 "You're my Kiran!" 2148 02:09:22,920 --> 02:09:26,280 "Your gaze is a spell." 2149 02:09:30,280 --> 02:09:31,080 Shit! 2150 02:09:32,720 --> 02:09:33,600 Yuck! 2151 02:09:34,400 --> 02:09:36,160 He wears such filthy clothes! 2152 02:09:37,440 --> 02:09:40,160 Fine. This is okay. 2153 02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:43,840 Hey, dude! You're back! 2154 02:09:44,080 --> 02:09:46,200 You spent so much on the bungalow... but why not on the clothes? 2155 02:09:46,440 --> 02:09:49,760 You've entered my house and my bathroom and my clothes! 2156 02:09:49,840 --> 02:09:53,080 Wht are getting so heated up? Boss, I've done such a thing for you that... 2157 02:09:53,200 --> 02:09:55,560 ...let alone the clothes you'll transfer your house on my name. 2158 02:09:55,680 --> 02:09:56,840 What thing? 2159 02:09:57,520 --> 02:10:01,200 I've taken Kiran forever away from your life. 2160 02:10:01,560 --> 02:10:02,640 What are you talking about?! 2161 02:10:02,720 --> 02:10:05,600 Boss... you said yourself that you wanted to get rid of Kiran... 2162 02:10:05,680 --> 02:10:07,360 ...hence I got you the riddance... 2163 02:10:07,560 --> 02:10:09,160 ...and I embarked on her track myself. 2164 02:10:09,280 --> 02:10:11,760 - How can that be possible? - It is possible, Boss. 2165 02:10:11,920 --> 02:10:13,600 In the next few days we're supposed to get married... 2166 02:10:14,040 --> 02:10:16,080 ...and I'll send you the invitation for it. 2167 02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:18,080 Don't do that! 2168 02:10:18,720 --> 02:10:21,600 You know... I went to America and I realised that... 2169 02:10:21,680 --> 02:10:24,680 ...I can't live without Kiran. 2170 02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:30,680 - Then you'll have to die. - Shut up! 2171 02:10:30,800 --> 02:10:33,400 What do you mean! If you even touch Kiran then I'll kill you! 2172 02:10:33,560 --> 02:10:36,000 You blue beard... are you playing catch catch (Game)... 2173 02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:38,000 ...throwing at times and catching at some?! 2174 02:10:39,000 --> 02:10:42,760 Get this straight... Kiran is mine! And that's final! 2175 02:10:43,080 --> 02:10:44,920 You don't know my influence! 2176 02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:46,720 I've a car, a bungalow and I've big goons in my pocket! 2177 02:10:46,840 --> 02:10:49,000 - What's there with you?! - I've got a MU. 2178 02:10:49,080 --> 02:10:50,160 What's that?! 2179 02:10:53,520 --> 02:10:55,400 - Mumbai Police. - Mumbai Police!? 2180 02:10:56,280 --> 02:10:57,560 Mumbai police! 2181 02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:59,360 He got so scared at just the mention of police! 2182 02:10:59,840 --> 02:11:02,080 Put a bullet in the head! 2183 02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:04,400 Madam, you... In fact I was coming to you. 2184 02:11:04,520 --> 02:11:06,160 There's a big problem. 2185 02:11:06,280 --> 02:11:07,920 And, I badly need your help. 2186 02:11:08,720 --> 02:11:11,360 - That's why I've come here. - How sweet! 2187 02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:26,320 Oh God! 2188 02:11:30,560 --> 02:11:33,720 I won't go! I won't go! 2189 02:11:33,800 --> 02:11:35,400 What are you saying, Dr. Screwwala? 2190 02:11:35,560 --> 02:11:39,400 Have you noticed that since Inspector Urmila Martodkar... 2191 02:11:39,560 --> 02:11:42,720 ...is living with him, has any girl been a target of his? 2192 02:11:42,840 --> 02:11:46,400 That proves my point. That we are after the right man. 2193 02:11:46,640 --> 02:11:49,440 I will still say that Rahul cannot be the murderer. 2194 02:11:49,840 --> 02:11:52,760 Can you explain this to my wife? 2195 02:11:53,320 --> 02:11:55,800 I had already told you... that was an accident. 2196 02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:57,000 - Accident? - Yes. 2197 02:11:57,080 --> 02:12:00,640 The picture that was found in his room was that an accident too? 2198 02:12:00,760 --> 02:12:01,320 Picture? 2199 02:12:01,400 --> 02:12:06,200 Yes commissioner. The picture of the 'Vastraharan' (molestation) of Draupadi. 2200 02:12:06,320 --> 02:12:10,040 Since the last two days... since the last two days I am doing a research... 2201 02:12:10,080 --> 02:12:13,760 ...that what can be the connection of the picture and our murderer. 2202 02:12:13,840 --> 02:12:16,920 And today I have found that connection. 2203 02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:20,840 And that connection is... that connection is... this sari. 2204 02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:24,800 - Sari? Draupadi's? - No from Dadar Emporium. 2205 02:12:25,200 --> 02:12:27,200 Inspector, you will have to wear this sari and... 2206 02:12:27,320 --> 02:12:28,800 - ...go in front of that murderer. - What? 2207 02:12:28,840 --> 02:12:31,040 And as soon as he sees you in this sari, the 'Dushashan' (evil)... 2208 02:12:31,080 --> 02:12:33,080 ...inside him will come out. 2209 02:12:33,200 --> 02:12:34,200 Brilliant! 2210 02:12:35,520 --> 02:12:36,920 Brilliant! 2211 02:12:38,080 --> 02:12:39,600 No! I cannot do this! 2212 02:12:40,160 --> 02:12:41,800 I am absolutely certain that he is innocent. 2213 02:12:42,000 --> 02:12:43,800 Officer! It's an order. 2214 02:12:44,520 --> 02:12:46,400 I refuse to obey this order, sir. 2215 02:12:46,640 --> 02:12:48,400 You can take whatever action you want. 2216 02:12:50,400 --> 02:12:52,200 And about his logic... 2217 02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:55,040 ...then sir have you noticed one thing? 2218 02:12:55,920 --> 02:12:58,200 Since the day we have appointed him... 2219 02:12:58,840 --> 02:13:02,440 ...till date no girl has been raped. 2220 02:13:03,080 --> 02:13:04,400 Think about it. 2221 02:13:04,840 --> 02:13:09,840 Hold on! Hold on Inspector Urmila Martodkar. 2222 02:13:10,720 --> 02:13:12,040 Remember one thing. 2223 02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:15,920 With a personality like Dr. Screwwala... 2224 02:13:16,160 --> 02:13:20,400 ...I don't have to rape any woman. Remember that, okay. 2225 02:13:20,600 --> 02:13:23,800 And as far as you are concerned, chose any of the balls. 2226 02:13:25,200 --> 02:13:28,200 I knew it, I knew it, commissioner! She is in love. 2227 02:13:28,400 --> 02:13:31,680 - Get lost! - Oh! My balls! My balls! 2228 02:13:31,920 --> 02:13:33,920 First that DK and then that Karan... 2229 02:13:34,320 --> 02:13:37,320 ...both of them made promises of love to me, and then broke them. 2230 02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:39,080 After all what do they think of me? 2231 02:13:39,200 --> 02:13:45,560 "Hey, my love, there is no bargaining in love." 2232 02:13:45,680 --> 02:13:46,560 DK! 2233 02:13:47,080 --> 02:13:48,720 - Kiran! - You here? 2234 02:13:49,040 --> 02:13:50,640 Wherever you will be, I will be there. 2235 02:13:51,000 --> 02:13:53,640 Kiran! Come back in my life, Kiran! 2236 02:13:54,400 --> 02:13:57,280 Do you promise that you will never do that again? 2237 02:13:57,640 --> 02:13:58,640 Yes. 2238 02:14:00,080 --> 02:14:03,080 - I promise. - You will never leave me and go. 2239 02:14:03,280 --> 02:14:07,000 I will never go, darling. In fact we both will go to America. 2240 02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:09,920 We will have a small cottage in America. 2241 02:14:10,040 --> 02:14:12,920 There will be a small garden outside the cottage. 2242 02:14:13,200 --> 02:14:15,840 In that garden, after a few years... 2243 02:14:15,920 --> 02:14:19,280 ...we will have 2 or 3 small, lovely... 2244 02:14:19,400 --> 02:14:22,360 - What? - Mango trees will be there. 2245 02:14:22,560 --> 02:14:26,080 - Naughty boy! Really? - Really. 2246 02:14:26,200 --> 02:14:29,040 But how will we go? Below my father is roaming about with a sword. 2247 02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,400 That too... which is rusted! 2248 02:14:30,520 --> 02:14:33,320 I don't care about the rusted sword of your father's. 2249 02:14:33,400 --> 02:14:34,560 Who is there. 2250 02:14:34,600 --> 02:14:36,280 Where's my rusted sword. 2251 02:14:36,400 --> 02:14:37,280 It is nobody, daddy. 2252 02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:40,440 So I will come tonight at 2 o'clock to take you. Be ready. 2253 02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:43,520 You must surely come, I will be waiting for you. 2254 02:14:43,600 --> 02:14:45,400 Commissioner sir, I know, that boy is... 2255 02:14:47,640 --> 02:14:49,200 I will call you later. 2256 02:14:50,400 --> 02:14:51,200 Rahul! 2257 02:14:52,840 --> 02:14:55,200 How come you have come so early? 2258 02:14:55,440 --> 02:14:58,400 I should be asking you this. Didn't you go to look for a job? 2259 02:14:58,680 --> 02:15:00,720 - Yes... I got one. - Really? 2260 02:15:01,320 --> 02:15:04,320 There was an old job which I had left in between... 2261 02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:06,000 ...I joined that again. 2262 02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:08,200 Great news! Urmila? 2263 02:15:10,680 --> 02:15:13,680 A gift for you on this occasion. 2264 02:15:14,800 --> 02:15:15,680 Gift? 2265 02:15:15,800 --> 02:15:18,720 I have designed it myself, specially for you. 2266 02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:24,800 - What is there in this? - Why don't you see for yourself? 2267 02:15:25,720 --> 02:15:27,800 Yes, but at least give it to me. 2268 02:15:27,840 --> 02:15:29,600 Yes, I am sorry. 2269 02:15:38,640 --> 02:15:39,680 Sari. 2270 02:15:40,280 --> 02:15:42,920 You will have to wear this sari and go in front of that murderer. 2271 02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:44,840 And as soon as he sees you in this sari... 2272 02:15:44,920 --> 02:15:47,760 ...the 'Dushashan' (Evil) inside him will come out. 2273 02:15:47,920 --> 02:15:51,920 What if Screwwala was right? What should I do? 2274 02:16:19,080 --> 02:16:20,280 What are you thinking? 2275 02:16:21,560 --> 02:16:23,800 - Should I tell you the truth? - Yes. 2276 02:16:26,080 --> 02:16:29,800 I... I want to do something with you. 2277 02:16:33,320 --> 02:16:34,000 What? 2278 02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:39,600 I want to keep you in a temple and worship you all my life. 2279 02:17:08,920 --> 02:17:10,400 I am sorry Rahul. 2280 02:17:12,520 --> 02:17:14,920 - Forgive me. - Forgive you? 2281 02:17:16,000 --> 02:17:17,160 But why? 2282 02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:23,360 Because I have to go from here. 2283 02:17:24,440 --> 02:17:25,440 You are going? 2284 02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:30,840 Have I done something wrong with you? 2285 02:17:34,440 --> 02:17:36,760 You have not done anything wrong with me. 2286 02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:41,080 - That's why I have to go. - But what is the reason? 2287 02:17:41,840 --> 02:17:44,320 I had thought that you... 2288 02:17:49,600 --> 02:17:51,760 Urmila! Urmila! 2289 02:17:53,800 --> 02:17:55,640 I do not know the reason why you are going. 2290 02:17:57,000 --> 02:18:00,080 But I know for sure that you will return. 2291 02:18:01,840 --> 02:18:05,560 And no astrologer has told me this, but my heart said it to me. 2292 02:18:07,800 --> 02:18:09,000 It has said the truth, isn't it? 2293 02:18:13,600 --> 02:18:14,680 Yes. 2294 02:18:27,360 --> 02:18:29,520 She has changed her guise and reached my home. 2295 02:18:29,720 --> 02:18:31,720 She will never let me live happily. 2296 02:18:32,200 --> 02:18:34,360 - Rahul! - Karan, you? 2297 02:18:35,000 --> 02:18:36,400 Why are you looking so worried? 2298 02:18:39,160 --> 02:18:40,800 My love is being snatched away from me, my friend. 2299 02:18:41,800 --> 02:18:44,000 That rascal DK has played a very big game. 2300 02:18:44,080 --> 02:18:45,200 What? 2301 02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:48,200 First of all he has put the police behind me and... 2302 02:18:49,000 --> 02:18:51,200 ...secondly Kiran is not taking my call. 2303 02:18:51,360 --> 02:18:53,800 - Then you go over to her house! - How can I go? 2304 02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:56,760 Her father is waiting there with a rusted sword. 2305 02:18:58,360 --> 02:19:00,800 I don't know what to do? 2306 02:19:01,760 --> 02:19:03,080 I have an idea. 2307 02:19:13,400 --> 02:19:16,280 Useless people, I don't know where they are. 2308 02:19:22,000 --> 02:19:22,840 Who are you people? 2309 02:19:23,160 --> 02:19:25,280 You said that, "They should not be caught!" 2310 02:19:26,080 --> 02:19:28,160 This man has not been caught till today. 2311 02:19:30,160 --> 02:19:32,720 But I had called for 5 people, you all are only four. 2312 02:19:33,680 --> 02:19:36,520 - The last one has diabetes problem. - Okay. 2313 02:19:36,840 --> 02:19:38,440 - Do you know what you have to do? - What? 2314 02:19:38,600 --> 02:19:41,920 - You have to only bring Kiran to me. - Okay. 2315 02:19:42,040 --> 02:19:43,920 If anyone comes in your way, then put him to sleep. 2316 02:19:44,280 --> 02:19:45,680 Okay! Okay! 2317 02:19:45,840 --> 02:19:47,920 Here's your money. Now move go. 2318 02:19:57,760 --> 02:19:59,920 Hey listen, looks like a big catch... 2319 02:20:00,080 --> 02:20:01,600 ...pick the girl and take her to our den. 2320 02:20:01,760 --> 02:20:04,200 - We will take care of DK after that. - Okay! Okay! 2321 02:20:10,040 --> 02:20:12,920 Aunty! Aunty! 2322 02:20:13,080 --> 02:20:15,040 - Leave me! - Leave her! 2323 02:20:15,160 --> 02:20:16,160 - Who are you people? - Leave her. 2324 02:20:16,280 --> 02:20:18,680 - What are you doing? - Shanti! Let go of Shanti. 2325 02:20:18,760 --> 02:20:19,920 - Help! - Why don't you listen to me? 2326 02:20:20,040 --> 02:20:21,760 - Go and get the girl. - No. 2327 02:20:22,160 --> 02:20:23,520 Help! 2328 02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:27,200 Hey Bush! What are you doing? 2329 02:20:27,320 --> 02:20:28,920 Sir, in the bush... 2330 02:20:30,080 --> 02:20:33,360 Okay, go and help Osama. In the bush. 2331 02:20:36,080 --> 02:20:38,160 Oh God! Who are you? 2332 02:20:39,640 --> 02:20:41,400 Hey, go and see upstairs, what is happening? 2333 02:20:41,560 --> 02:20:43,080 Yes. Yes. 2334 02:20:54,080 --> 02:20:55,680 Hey Kiran! Kiran! 2335 02:20:55,800 --> 02:20:57,640 Where are you taking Kiran? Leave her. 2336 02:20:57,760 --> 02:20:59,560 - Let Kiran go. - Leave her. 2337 02:20:59,680 --> 02:21:02,200 - Hey wait! Where is the other one? - Where are you taking Kiran? 2338 02:21:02,320 --> 02:21:04,200 He is upstairs, he is packing the clothes. 2339 02:21:04,320 --> 02:21:06,560 Hey Bush, you are also in league with Osama! 2340 02:21:06,640 --> 02:21:10,320 - No! No! - Where are you taking her? 2341 02:21:10,440 --> 02:21:11,720 Let her go! 2342 02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:16,200 Let her go! Stop! 2343 02:21:16,360 --> 02:21:18,280 Someone stop them! Stop them! 2344 02:21:19,400 --> 02:21:24,200 - Quickly! Quickly! Well done, Bush. - Thank you DK. 2345 02:21:25,080 --> 02:21:26,000 DK? 2346 02:21:27,920 --> 02:21:28,600 Rahul! 2347 02:21:28,720 --> 02:21:29,800 Yes, Rahul. 2348 02:21:30,280 --> 02:21:33,440 And I will never write your name on this design. 2349 02:21:33,560 --> 02:21:33,920 Means. 2350 02:21:34,000 --> 02:21:35,080 Means that her marriage is taking place with... 2351 02:21:35,200 --> 02:21:36,680 ...my friend in the Kali Temple. 2352 02:21:36,800 --> 02:21:37,360 Kali temple? 2353 02:21:37,440 --> 02:21:38,760 If you have the guts, stop us and show. 2354 02:21:39,000 --> 02:21:40,200 - What do you mean? - Take. 2355 02:21:43,200 --> 02:21:44,640 Attack! 2356 02:21:44,840 --> 02:21:48,760 I will kill you all. Where are you running away? 2357 02:21:49,280 --> 02:21:51,160 I will catch you all. 2358 02:21:51,440 --> 02:21:54,400 I will cut you all into pieces. I will kill you all. 2359 02:21:54,680 --> 02:21:56,760 Aunty, control yourself, everything will be alright. 2360 02:21:56,840 --> 02:21:59,560 Look, I know where they have taken Kiran. 2361 02:21:59,680 --> 02:22:00,080 You? 2362 02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:01,920 You come with me in the car, I will tell you everything. 2363 02:22:02,160 --> 02:22:03,840 Come, come with me, let's not waste time. 2364 02:22:04,000 --> 02:22:05,760 What did you say? 2365 02:22:05,840 --> 02:22:07,360 - When I'll wear a sari. - Yes. 2366 02:22:07,440 --> 02:22:09,400 - He will pounce on me. - Yes. 2367 02:22:09,680 --> 02:22:11,160 - I have worn the sari. - Yes. 2368 02:22:11,440 --> 02:22:13,360 - Do you know what he said? - No. 2369 02:22:14,680 --> 02:22:17,040 - That he will take me to the temple. - Oh! 2370 02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:20,840 - And worship me. - Wow! 2371 02:22:21,000 --> 02:22:23,840 Logic, Mr. Commissioner, there is a logic behind this too. 2372 02:22:24,280 --> 02:22:27,080 I'm sure he is a... is a religious killer. 2373 02:22:27,200 --> 02:22:30,400 You are my mother, father... murder! 2374 02:22:30,560 --> 02:22:34,760 You scoundrel! You get him treated from a good doctor. 2375 02:22:34,840 --> 02:22:35,640 It's enough. 2376 02:22:37,800 --> 02:22:39,400 - Sir. - Yes, tell me constable. 2377 02:22:39,520 --> 02:22:40,280 And... 2378 02:22:41,080 --> 02:22:41,840 Okay. 2379 02:22:42,800 --> 02:22:45,520 Block the roads all over and keep me informed. 2380 02:22:46,160 --> 02:22:46,920 Okay. 2381 02:22:49,760 --> 02:22:51,080 One more murder has taken place. 2382 02:22:52,280 --> 02:22:53,440 Near the temple. 2383 02:22:54,280 --> 02:22:57,000 And this time that lady had worn a sari. 2384 02:22:58,600 --> 02:22:59,360 - Sorry. - But sir. 2385 02:22:59,440 --> 02:23:02,200 Now what do you have to say, inspector Urmila Martodkar? 2386 02:23:02,680 --> 02:23:07,440 You were challenging Dr. Screwwala's theories, his knowledge. 2387 02:23:08,080 --> 02:23:09,400 Did you see? 2388 02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:11,920 All this has happened because of you. 2389 02:23:12,560 --> 02:23:15,720 If you were with him for some more time, wearing a sari... 2390 02:23:16,080 --> 02:23:18,200 ...then his attack would not have been on a helpless woman... 2391 02:23:18,360 --> 02:23:20,080 ...but on a trained police officer. 2392 02:23:20,280 --> 02:23:22,400 Now you tell me, do I need treatment or you? 2393 02:23:22,520 --> 02:23:23,920 - But sir, this does not mean that... - Enough. 2394 02:23:24,160 --> 02:23:25,840 Urmila, there is no need to argue anymore. 2395 02:23:26,400 --> 02:23:29,600 Take the police unit immediately and keep an eye on that building. 2396 02:23:34,720 --> 02:23:37,800 Come on. Come on. Let it go. Come on. Hurry up! 2397 02:23:39,800 --> 02:23:42,280 - Oh God! - It is fine. It is fine. Let it go. 2398 02:23:42,400 --> 02:23:44,400 It seems that DK has great contacts. 2399 02:23:46,000 --> 02:23:50,400 But DK, your wall might be build of Ambuja cement... 2400 02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:54,920 ...But today, I will definitely break it. I will definitely break it. 2401 02:24:06,720 --> 02:24:10,040 Hey! Hey! Get hold of him! Don't let him escape. 2402 02:24:10,080 --> 02:24:12,160 Hurry up! Sit in the car. Follow him. Come on. 2403 02:24:12,280 --> 02:24:14,920 Follow that scum. Hey! Hey! Don't shoot. I will be killed. 2404 02:24:15,720 --> 02:24:17,000 These police officers are killing another police officer... 2405 02:24:17,080 --> 02:24:18,520 ...in an encounter. Hey! Come on, be quick. 2406 02:24:18,640 --> 02:24:21,040 Get down and run! Sir, the jeep is not starting. 2407 02:24:21,800 --> 02:24:23,360 These people give us such degraded vehicles... 2408 02:24:23,800 --> 02:24:24,640 ...and then they question us... 2409 02:24:24,800 --> 02:24:27,080 ...that why do the police officers often come late in the climax? 2410 02:24:27,440 --> 02:24:28,840 How come it's become so late? 2411 02:24:28,920 --> 02:24:31,080 The sun has already risen and he has not yet come. 2412 02:24:31,640 --> 02:24:34,920 Sir, I am telling you right now that I don't know how to do marriages. 2413 02:24:35,000 --> 02:24:36,520 I am an expert in carrying out the final rites. 2414 02:24:36,640 --> 02:24:37,200 Hey! 2415 02:24:37,320 --> 02:24:38,720 There is not much difference between the two. Understood? 2416 02:24:38,800 --> 02:24:39,440 You quietly go ahead and read it. 2417 02:24:39,600 --> 02:24:43,200 You took the garland from that corpse. That's not a good thing. 2418 02:24:43,320 --> 02:24:46,920 Hey, priest! I will slap you. You will be a dead man! 2419 02:24:47,000 --> 02:24:48,520 Do as I say! 2420 02:24:50,600 --> 02:24:51,720 No. No. No. 2421 02:24:55,280 --> 02:24:57,800 - Karan! - A corpse has arrived. Let's go. 2422 02:24:57,840 --> 02:25:00,080 That is not a corpse. It is my love. Sit down. 2423 02:25:00,200 --> 02:25:03,800 Read the chants. Rahul! You have gift wrapped her and brought! Nice! 2424 02:25:03,920 --> 02:25:05,680 sister-in-law had fallen down. She had fainted. 2425 02:25:05,760 --> 02:25:06,520 What? 2426 02:25:06,640 --> 02:25:08,840 Let all that be. You hurry up! DK is coming behind us. 2427 02:25:08,920 --> 02:25:12,080 DK! Okay, come let's take the sacred rounds. You come. You come. 2428 02:25:13,280 --> 02:25:15,720 - Who will fulfill the last rites? - Last rites! 2429 02:25:16,000 --> 02:25:16,760 Giving away! Giving away! 2430 02:25:16,840 --> 02:25:18,400 He will only do the giving away ceremony. You continue. 2431 02:25:19,080 --> 02:25:19,920 Read quickly. 2432 02:25:21,560 --> 02:25:22,400 What nonsense is he saying? 2433 02:25:24,080 --> 02:25:26,920 - He has gone crazy. - What is happening? 2434 02:25:27,360 --> 02:25:29,080 We have arrived on time. 2435 02:25:29,200 --> 02:25:31,560 Karan! Karan! Wait! All this is wrong. Please wait! 2436 02:25:31,720 --> 02:25:32,720 Nothing is wrong. 2437 02:25:32,800 --> 02:25:35,040 If anyone will come between Kiran and me I will kill them. 2438 02:25:35,080 --> 02:25:36,720 Even I will kill everyone. 2439 02:25:36,840 --> 02:25:38,200 I am an expert in doing the final rites. 2440 02:25:38,360 --> 02:25:39,920 - We will cremate them together. - Shut up! 2441 02:25:40,000 --> 02:25:41,160 Hand over Kiran to me! 2442 02:25:41,280 --> 02:25:43,760 - Over to you. - Yes. Kiran is my first love. 2443 02:25:43,840 --> 02:25:46,000 Get lost! Kiran is my love. 2444 02:25:46,080 --> 02:25:48,200 Hey! What is happening? You had said you were Kiran's friend. 2445 02:25:48,360 --> 02:25:50,400 Yes. I am her friend too. Hand over Kiran to me. 2446 02:25:52,640 --> 02:25:54,520 Now say what you want to say. 2447 02:25:54,800 --> 02:25:56,840 Karan, now you get married in front of him only. 2448 02:25:56,920 --> 02:25:58,080 No. no, Karan. 2449 02:25:58,160 --> 02:25:59,800 Look, today don't come between us. Let go of my hand. 2450 02:25:59,920 --> 02:26:01,400 Karan, don't do timepass. Just put the vermilion on... 2451 02:26:01,560 --> 02:26:02,640 - ...her forehead. - Today, Kiran will be mine. 2452 02:26:02,720 --> 02:26:05,800 - Karan, what is this you are doing? - Kiran! 2453 02:26:05,840 --> 02:26:09,200 When I saw you, when I got friendly to you. 2454 02:26:12,920 --> 02:26:13,400 Get up! 2455 02:26:13,560 --> 02:26:15,720 Hey! Whom have you brought? You were getting me married to him! 2456 02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:18,080 Idiot! Kiran! 2457 02:26:21,920 --> 02:26:24,920 - sister-in-law! sister-in-law! - Kiran! Kiran! 2458 02:26:25,000 --> 02:26:28,080 - Shall I do the final rites? - Shut up! 2459 02:26:28,840 --> 02:26:30,600 Kiran, thank God that you have come. Wow! 2460 02:26:30,800 --> 02:26:31,840 You have also brought the garland for our marriage. 2461 02:26:31,920 --> 02:26:34,160 - Come on, let's go and get married. - Married! Whose marriage? 2462 02:26:34,320 --> 02:26:35,840 - Our wedding. - We have been married two hours ago. 2463 02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:38,840 - We have only come to take blessings. - What sort of blessings? Leave her. 2464 02:26:39,080 --> 02:26:40,200 Run away! 2465 02:26:40,320 --> 02:26:42,200 Come on. I had brought someone else in your place. 2466 02:26:42,360 --> 02:26:43,360 Good you came. Come on. Come on. 2467 02:26:43,400 --> 02:26:44,360 sister-in-law? Who is sister-in-law? 2468 02:26:44,440 --> 02:26:45,760 - Whose sister-in-law? - His sister-in-law. 2469 02:26:45,840 --> 02:26:46,920 Come on, let's go and get married. 2470 02:26:47,920 --> 02:26:50,200 Nobody will come in my way. Understood! 2471 02:26:50,920 --> 02:26:53,680 - I will take Kiran to America. - Kiran! 2472 02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:55,200 What are you doing? Leave my hand. 2473 02:26:55,560 --> 02:26:58,160 - Karan, save Kiran! - I am saving Kiran only. 2474 02:26:58,280 --> 02:27:00,280 - Hey! Kiran is there. - Hey! Kiran is here. 2475 02:27:00,360 --> 02:27:02,200 - Hey! I am not Kiran. I am Naina. - Naina? 2476 02:27:02,320 --> 02:27:04,320 Oh gosh! Karan, that one is Kiran, my brother! 2477 02:27:04,400 --> 02:27:06,160 I know Kiran is your... 2478 02:27:07,800 --> 02:27:09,920 Kiran is your brother? 2479 02:27:10,080 --> 02:27:11,080 Yes. 2480 02:27:15,800 --> 02:27:18,280 - That means... - Come on, Naina. Come on, quickly. 2481 02:27:19,400 --> 02:27:21,040 All those messages? 2482 02:27:21,080 --> 02:27:23,440 I had sent all those messages and those kisses too. 2483 02:27:28,800 --> 02:27:30,600 You did not know that Kiran was a boy, isn't it? 2484 02:27:31,840 --> 02:27:34,720 - Then with whom did you do all that? - What? 2485 02:27:34,840 --> 02:27:36,840 One wild... One night stand. 2486 02:27:37,080 --> 02:27:38,920 - What? - Shall I tell her? 2487 02:27:39,080 --> 02:27:41,520 Because of you, I kidnapped a boy today. 2488 02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:43,400 What if my girlfriend comes to know? 2489 02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:45,000 Now who is your girlfriend? 2490 02:27:45,560 --> 02:27:46,800 My would be sister-in-law. 2491 02:27:47,840 --> 02:27:50,000 By the way, you have checked everything else, isn't it? 2492 02:27:50,640 --> 02:27:52,400 I am not like you to take such a big risk. 2493 02:27:52,640 --> 02:27:54,920 With open eyes, when I asked for someone's hand... 2494 02:27:55,200 --> 02:27:56,080 ...then I got a slap on my cheek. 2495 02:27:58,360 --> 02:27:59,560 And all this is because of you. 2496 02:27:59,640 --> 02:28:02,400 If in college, you had not spread the stories of your... 2497 02:28:02,520 --> 02:28:04,160 ...one night stand then you wouldn't have got a slap on your cheek. 2498 02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:09,000 - Can I say something to you? - Go ahead. 2499 02:28:11,720 --> 02:28:13,040 Will you be my timepass? 2500 02:28:14,720 --> 02:28:15,400 What? 2501 02:28:16,440 --> 02:28:17,320 For lifetime. 2502 02:28:24,400 --> 02:28:26,000 Sex. I mean yes. 2503 02:28:26,360 --> 02:28:28,760 - So tell me, where should I leave you? - Leave me to destiny. 2504 02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:32,760 Greetings! We have just got news from the police headquarters that... 2505 02:28:32,840 --> 02:28:36,400 ...after raping the women and killing them ruthlessly... 2506 02:28:36,520 --> 02:28:38,640 ...that serial killer has been identified. 2507 02:28:39,160 --> 02:28:40,800 This is the brutal murderer. 2508 02:28:41,360 --> 02:28:43,720 If you have any information about him... 2509 02:28:43,800 --> 02:28:46,400 ...then do not forget to inform the police headquarters. 2510 02:28:51,840 --> 02:28:53,400 Hello. Who is speaking? 2511 02:28:53,760 --> 02:28:55,080 Uma Shankar Tripathi. 2512 02:28:56,160 --> 02:29:00,440 Two rupees for a stone. Two rupees for a stone. 2513 02:29:00,600 --> 02:29:02,520 Hey, stone vendor. Take these two rupees. 2514 02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:04,280 And give me a big stone. Just watch my aim. 2515 02:29:04,400 --> 02:29:06,520 Oh! Commissioner, just see. 2516 02:29:06,920 --> 02:29:10,040 He is not fond of only collecting the body parts of woman. 2517 02:29:10,560 --> 02:29:12,400 But he collects their clothes too. 2518 02:29:12,800 --> 02:29:16,360 - There must be surely some logic behind this. - There is. 2519 02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:17,840 This is my bag. 2520 02:29:18,000 --> 02:29:19,360 Oh! I am sorry. 2521 02:29:19,400 --> 02:29:21,920 Fix the camera in the front. Cover from here. 2522 02:29:23,520 --> 02:29:26,200 Brother, what is going on? Is shooting going on over here? 2523 02:29:26,360 --> 02:29:29,080 I don't know. Everybody is looking up. So even I am looking up. 2524 02:29:29,200 --> 02:29:30,920 It's a bank holiday, brother. So even you look up. 2525 02:29:31,080 --> 02:29:32,920 Brother, that rascal who has killed five people... 2526 02:29:33,080 --> 02:29:34,800 - ...stays over here only. - What? 2527 02:29:34,920 --> 02:29:37,160 - Yes. - It must be surely the landlord. 2528 02:29:37,400 --> 02:29:39,760 Two rupees for a stone. Two rupees for a stone. 2529 02:29:39,840 --> 02:29:40,560 Give me one. 2530 02:29:40,680 --> 02:29:42,280 - Give me one too. - It's a very good stone. 2531 02:29:42,400 --> 02:29:44,360 His head will surely break. Take it quickly. 2532 02:29:44,440 --> 02:29:45,560 Give me exact change. 2533 02:29:46,400 --> 02:29:48,400 Okay, I am coming. I am giving it to you all. 2534 02:29:48,520 --> 02:29:49,920 - He is the murderer. - Who? 2535 02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:51,160 He is the murderer! 2536 02:29:51,280 --> 02:29:53,080 Who is the murderer! He is the murderer! 2537 02:29:53,160 --> 02:29:53,760 Who? Me! 2538 02:29:53,920 --> 02:29:56,800 I have not done anything. What have I done? 2539 02:29:56,920 --> 02:29:59,280 I am innocent. What are you all saying? 2540 02:30:00,080 --> 02:30:01,600 I have not done anything. 2541 02:30:01,760 --> 02:30:03,400 - He is the murderer. - What are you all saying? 2542 02:30:03,600 --> 02:30:04,720 Catch him! He is the murderer! 2543 02:30:18,400 --> 02:30:20,920 "Run... Run." 2544 02:30:21,200 --> 02:30:24,080 "Run... Run." 2545 02:30:31,640 --> 02:30:32,640 - Battery. - Engine. 2546 02:30:32,720 --> 02:30:33,400 - Battery. - Engine. 2547 02:30:33,560 --> 02:30:34,440 - Battery. - Engine. 2548 02:30:34,600 --> 02:30:35,600 Battery. 2549 02:30:36,920 --> 02:30:37,920 Rickshaw! 2550 02:30:42,600 --> 02:30:44,760 Where has he gone? Where has he gone? 2551 02:30:54,280 --> 02:30:57,080 Hey! He is there. Catch him. 2552 02:30:57,280 --> 02:30:59,400 Hey! He is there. 2553 02:31:12,080 --> 02:31:14,080 "Run... Run." 2554 02:31:14,560 --> 02:31:17,040 Stop! Stop! Stop! Please. Please stop. 2555 02:31:17,080 --> 02:31:20,920 I am in trouble. Waiting to pee. 2556 02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:34,200 What? How is this possible? 2557 02:31:34,320 --> 02:31:35,680 Even I don't understand anything. 2558 02:31:36,920 --> 02:31:40,920 "Run... Run." 2559 02:31:41,040 --> 02:31:44,920 Rahul. Rahul, come quickly. Sit in the car. 2560 02:31:47,920 --> 02:31:50,680 Come on Sawant! Quickly. The police will get hold of us. 2561 02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:53,400 What happened? 2562 02:31:53,520 --> 02:31:55,920 - All the petrol is exhausted. - You idiot! 2563 02:31:59,200 --> 02:32:02,360 If I will know anything then I'll let you know, right? I am myself worried. 2564 02:32:07,360 --> 02:32:10,040 Urmila? In an inspector's uniform? 2565 02:32:12,280 --> 02:32:13,760 Do you know her? 2566 02:32:15,000 --> 02:32:16,560 She is the one who is going to be your future sister-in-law. 2567 02:32:17,000 --> 02:32:18,200 - What? - What? 2568 02:32:18,320 --> 02:32:20,400 - Madam. - Yes. 2569 02:32:21,440 --> 02:32:23,560 Come on. Come outside. 2570 02:32:28,000 --> 02:32:28,920 Urmila, this... 2571 02:32:29,040 --> 02:32:31,080 - Say inspector Martodkar. - What is this? 2572 02:32:31,160 --> 02:32:32,840 Sit down in the jeep. Don't talk too much. Come. 2573 02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:35,800 Come. Come on. Go and sit behind. 2574 02:32:37,920 --> 02:32:39,720 Wait! Wait! 2575 02:32:40,280 --> 02:32:43,440 Wait! Wait! Madam, I am left behind. Take me along. 2576 02:32:44,040 --> 02:32:45,840 Wait! Wait! 2577 02:32:46,640 --> 02:32:49,400 Wait! Wait! 2578 02:32:49,520 --> 02:32:50,200 What? 2579 02:32:50,320 --> 02:32:52,840 Urmila has taken him? Good. Very good. 2580 02:32:53,080 --> 02:32:56,160 And you as always come back empty handed. 2581 02:32:56,400 --> 02:32:59,320 Mr. Commissioner, what are you doing sir? 2582 02:32:59,400 --> 02:33:00,280 Hold on. 2583 02:33:00,600 --> 02:33:02,040 Think about the logic, sir. 2584 02:33:02,080 --> 02:33:03,400 She is arrested in his love. 2585 02:33:03,680 --> 02:33:06,520 Instead of the police station, she will take him to the railway station... 2586 02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:08,080 ...and from there, they will both escape. 2587 02:33:08,160 --> 02:33:10,520 All my efforts will be wasted. 2588 02:33:10,640 --> 02:33:11,640 - Constable. - Yes. 2589 02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,320 Follow Urmila. Run! 2590 02:33:13,440 --> 02:33:14,040 Okay sir. 2591 02:33:14,080 --> 02:33:16,200 Take care of this. It's a left hand drive. 2592 02:33:16,760 --> 02:33:19,680 - Hold it like this. - Stop. Stop. 2593 02:33:19,800 --> 02:33:22,080 But Urmila, I have not done any rape or I have... 2594 02:33:22,160 --> 02:33:23,040 I know. 2595 02:33:23,160 --> 02:33:25,000 That's why I have come to take you from here. 2596 02:33:25,080 --> 02:33:26,360 We will have to escape from here. 2597 02:33:26,520 --> 02:33:28,160 But when we have not done anything wrong then why should we escape? 2598 02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:29,680 Because everybody is suspicious about you. 2599 02:33:30,360 --> 02:33:32,160 Once we find the true culprit. 2600 02:33:48,320 --> 02:33:51,040 Listen commissioner, you either trust Screwwala... 2601 02:33:51,080 --> 02:33:53,040 - ...or you don't trust Screwwala. - Screw... 2602 02:33:53,160 --> 02:33:55,760 This Uma Shankar Tripathi is his own man. 2603 02:33:55,840 --> 02:33:57,920 And he is trying to misguide us. 2604 02:33:58,160 --> 02:34:01,800 - But Dr. Screwwala for once... - Sir. 2605 02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:03,320 Salutations! 2606 02:34:04,400 --> 02:34:06,040 Salutations! 2607 02:34:06,160 --> 02:34:09,400 Uma Shankar! You had called, isn't it? 2608 02:34:09,720 --> 02:34:11,560 You all are retired. You all don't remember. 2609 02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:23,720 - You had said you know about the killer. - Yes, I know. 2610 02:34:23,840 --> 02:34:24,560 What. 2611 02:34:24,680 --> 02:34:25,520 I will not tell you so easily. 2612 02:34:25,760 --> 02:34:28,000 Then how will you tell us? 2613 02:34:28,080 --> 02:34:30,920 Look, this is very hot news. 2614 02:34:31,280 --> 02:34:33,840 And I wish at such a time all the hot media people... 2615 02:34:34,360 --> 02:34:36,640 ...and the hot channel people... 2616 02:34:36,760 --> 02:34:39,400 ...all the hot radio channel people, all the hot press people. 2617 02:34:39,560 --> 02:34:41,320 All the people should be present. 2618 02:34:45,080 --> 02:34:46,920 - Everyone has been called. - Yes everyone has come. 2619 02:34:47,040 --> 02:34:52,200 Yes. Now will you tell us what do you know about the murderer? 2620 02:34:53,920 --> 02:34:56,360 He used to live in a small village. 2621 02:34:57,600 --> 02:35:01,600 One day his father said, "An ordinary man's name..." 2622 02:35:01,680 --> 02:35:03,400 "...can be popular only in two ways." 2623 02:35:04,160 --> 02:35:06,680 "One is on the wedding card with the father's name..." 2624 02:35:07,200 --> 02:35:11,200 "...and the second is after he dies in the prayer meeting." 2625 02:35:11,760 --> 02:35:14,560 That's it! Then he decided that he will make himself popular... 2626 02:35:15,640 --> 02:35:19,560 ...on the basis of his own efforts. 2627 02:35:19,920 --> 02:35:22,920 If you are certain that I am innocent then stop the car, Urmila. 2628 02:35:26,040 --> 02:35:29,040 When you are with me then I don't care about the world. 2629 02:35:30,280 --> 02:35:32,840 Nobody can do anything to me. Nothing can happen to me. 2630 02:35:33,840 --> 02:35:35,360 Because you are my fate. 2631 02:35:35,760 --> 02:35:36,600 My destiny. 2632 02:35:37,920 --> 02:35:40,720 And now, let me test my destiny. 2633 02:35:41,000 --> 02:35:42,400 I don't know anything else. 2634 02:35:43,160 --> 02:35:45,920 How do I know so much about the murderer? 2635 02:35:55,400 --> 02:35:57,440 Because I am the murderer. 2636 02:35:57,760 --> 02:36:00,200 Uma Shankar Tripathi! That's me. 2637 02:36:04,680 --> 02:36:05,400 You. 2638 02:36:09,680 --> 02:36:10,840 He is showing us something. 2639 02:36:13,200 --> 02:36:15,280 - It's empty. - Wait. 2640 02:36:16,800 --> 02:36:20,800 I knew that you would not believe that I was involved in it. 2641 02:36:21,280 --> 02:36:22,920 That's why I have brought this hand. 2642 02:36:23,440 --> 02:36:26,320 Look at this. Where has the finger gone? 2643 02:36:26,640 --> 02:36:28,840 By the way, the finger is very dangerous. 2644 02:36:29,200 --> 02:36:32,360 Here... Here, it is. 2645 02:36:32,920 --> 02:36:34,560 Sir. Sir. 2646 02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:36,400 Where have they gone? 2647 02:36:38,800 --> 02:36:39,520 Rahul. 2648 02:36:43,720 --> 02:36:45,280 Yes sir. He is in front of my eyes. 2649 02:36:45,400 --> 02:36:47,440 - I will catch him. - What? 2650 02:36:58,360 --> 02:36:59,840 Why did they all turn back? 2651 02:37:01,080 --> 02:37:02,440 The astrologer was right... 2652 02:37:03,280 --> 02:37:05,840 ...that you came and my destiny took a turn. 2653 02:37:06,440 --> 02:37:11,640 I knew that he was committing all those murders just for recognition! 2654 02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:13,400 And I snatched that very thing from him! 2655 02:37:14,320 --> 02:37:17,720 I blamed someone else for all that! 2656 02:37:18,400 --> 02:37:21,800 I got big posters of that man printed... 2657 02:37:21,840 --> 02:37:24,400 ...and got them pasted all over the city... 2658 02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,440 ...and the killer wasn't able to bear it! 2659 02:37:28,760 --> 02:37:32,040 And... as I told Mr. Commissioner... 2660 02:37:32,840 --> 02:37:36,720 ...that killer... has come all the way... 2661 02:37:37,000 --> 02:37:39,400 ...and is here to surrender himself. 2662 02:37:39,680 --> 02:37:41,720 Right, Commissioner? Right. Thank you. 2663 02:37:42,040 --> 02:37:43,080 Next question please. 2664 02:37:43,200 --> 02:37:43,720 Yes madam. 2665 02:37:43,840 --> 02:37:45,040 Who else was involved with you in this mission? 2666 02:37:45,080 --> 02:37:46,320 Bad question. 2667 02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:51,280 Madam, to solve any case, Dr. Screwwala... 2668 02:37:51,760 --> 02:37:53,680 ...doesn't need anybody's... 2669 02:37:54,160 --> 02:37:55,760 ...of course I need. 2670 02:37:55,840 --> 02:37:57,200 Good question. Good question. 2671 02:37:57,400 --> 02:37:59,840 And this that bold and brave... 2672 02:37:59,920 --> 02:38:01,920 ...Inspector Urmila Martodkar! 2673 02:38:04,680 --> 02:38:05,560 Next question please. 2674 02:38:05,680 --> 02:38:06,560 Sir, where's the boy... 2675 02:38:06,680 --> 02:38:08,920 ...whose posters you got pasted in the whole city? 2676 02:38:09,160 --> 02:38:11,840 He was a social worker. He worked for the society. 2677 02:38:12,160 --> 02:38:13,520 And went back to the society. 2678 02:38:13,800 --> 02:38:14,520 No, sir. 2679 02:38:14,640 --> 02:38:16,520 He's with us. Over here. 2680 02:38:17,320 --> 02:38:19,840 Mr. Commissioner... the time's up... please. 2681 02:38:19,920 --> 02:38:26,040 Yeah, yeah. So now we present that deadly killer... 2682 02:38:26,640 --> 02:38:28,560 ...Uma Shankar Tripathi! 2683 02:38:28,680 --> 02:38:31,440 Hail the Lord! 2684 02:38:34,600 --> 02:38:36,640 I've become famous. 2685 02:38:36,720 --> 02:38:37,800 Excuse me! Please! 2686 02:38:37,840 --> 02:38:40,080 Why has the band been ordered for Uma Shankar? 2687 02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:42,920 - It has to be, sir. - But why? 2688 02:38:43,000 --> 02:38:44,600 He might become a minister some day. 2689 02:38:45,040 --> 02:38:47,720 Sir, tell us... What was the motive behind all the killings? 2690 02:38:47,920 --> 02:38:51,640 There was no motive... it's just that they were all frail! 2691 02:38:51,920 --> 02:38:53,280 No, no... Objective? What was the objective? 2692 02:38:53,400 --> 02:38:55,840 The objective was to make a career in politics. 2693 02:38:55,920 --> 02:38:56,640 What? 2694 02:38:56,760 --> 02:38:58,080 It's very much crystal clear. 2695 02:38:58,160 --> 02:39:00,280 You need an MCOM certificate to become a peon... 2696 02:39:00,400 --> 02:39:02,080 ...and for politics you need a criminal record. 2697 02:39:02,160 --> 02:39:04,000 And my criminal record is very much ready. 2698 02:39:04,080 --> 02:39:04,920 But, the Commissioner... 2699 02:39:05,040 --> 02:39:06,720 ...was saying that the motive behind the killings was sex? 2700 02:39:06,840 --> 02:39:08,920 The commissioner's gone mad! 2701 02:39:09,000 --> 02:39:10,760 - Will you listen to all that he says?! - Yes. 2702 02:39:10,840 --> 02:39:12,200 I can buy this from anywhere! 2703 02:39:12,360 --> 02:39:13,720 I said the same thing to him. 2704 02:39:13,800 --> 02:39:14,920 - You said the same thing? - Yeah. 2705 02:39:15,040 --> 02:39:17,520 You seem to be from my village. Brother you too ask a question. 2706 02:39:17,640 --> 02:39:18,840 I'm really enjoying it! 2707 02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:24,560 You rascal! The rooster does all the hard work... 2708 02:39:24,720 --> 02:39:25,600 ...and the beggar eats the egg?! 2709 02:39:25,800 --> 02:39:29,360 I did all those killings and you're getting the credit?! 2710 02:39:29,440 --> 02:39:32,320 He's not a criminal! I'm the criminal! 2711 02:39:32,400 --> 02:39:35,520 Bastards! I'll commit one more crime! I'll definitely kill someone! 2712 02:39:35,640 --> 02:39:36,440 I don't know him! 2713 02:39:36,640 --> 02:39:38,560 Listen... the whole world wants to listen to you. 2714 02:39:38,800 --> 02:39:40,640 But, I have never seen him. Never. 2715 02:39:40,760 --> 02:39:41,840 Why have you come to me? 2716 02:39:44,440 --> 02:39:46,920 I don't know anything... Why have they brought me here? 2717 02:39:47,040 --> 02:39:48,840 I simply have a 'Laundy' (Girl) business... 2718 02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:50,600 'Laundy' (Girl)! 2719 02:39:50,760 --> 02:39:51,840 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 2720 02:39:51,920 --> 02:39:54,520 - I would have benefited a lot. - No problem. 2721 02:39:54,840 --> 02:39:56,600 We'll be together in the jail. 2722 02:39:56,720 --> 02:39:58,840 I'll start that business in the jail as well... 2723 02:39:58,920 --> 02:40:01,160 - ...there's great profit in it. - Long live, my friend! 2724 02:40:01,280 --> 02:40:02,920 Tell us... for the sake of this job... 2725 02:40:03,000 --> 02:40:04,560 ...Why did you risk your life? 2726 02:40:05,640 --> 02:40:09,360 I just never knew that my life... yeah yeah. 2727 02:40:09,920 --> 02:40:13,360 I knew that my life was in risk... 2728 02:40:13,720 --> 02:40:16,800 ...but the thing is I did all this for my... 2729 02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:20,600 ...for my love. 2730 02:40:23,800 --> 02:40:25,920 - Sir. - I. 2731 02:40:30,040 --> 02:40:31,160 Shall we go home? 2732 02:40:31,280 --> 02:40:34,040 But, I won't enter the house from the backyard. 2733 02:40:37,840 --> 02:40:40,720 Now you've come... so, I'll march much ahead in life. 2734 02:40:41,440 --> 02:40:44,840 But, you'll have to come to my house... with the band... 2735 02:40:45,160 --> 02:40:46,400 ...will you come? 2736 02:40:47,920 --> 02:40:49,200 - Yes. - When? 2737 02:41:01,920 --> 02:41:05,200 sister-in-law, don't scare me... or else I won't tell stories to your kids. 2738 02:41:06,000 --> 02:41:09,600 - Man, you got that thing of your destiny. - The mole. I know it. 2739 02:41:09,840 --> 02:41:11,760 And, you too got that thing of your destiny... 2740 02:41:11,840 --> 02:41:12,760 Rekha (line). 2741 02:41:12,840 --> 02:41:13,920 Yes. Rekha. 2742 02:41:14,680 --> 02:41:16,200 We've have done many great things in life... 2743 02:41:16,360 --> 02:41:17,360 ...so go ahead and click our photos. 2744 02:41:18,560 --> 02:41:19,440 C'mon, start with your tune! 2745 02:41:44,360 --> 02:41:46,400 "We're so cool!" 2746 02:41:46,600 --> 02:41:48,280 "We're so cool!" 2747 02:41:48,400 --> 02:41:50,440 "We're so cool!" 2748 02:41:50,680 --> 02:41:52,400 "We're so cool!" 2749 02:41:52,800 --> 02:41:56,400 "We're so different!" 2750 02:41:56,840 --> 02:42:00,320 "Oh people, take a look at us!" 2751 02:42:00,720 --> 02:42:04,600 "Look at us... do look at us." 2752 02:42:09,200 --> 02:42:12,640 "We're so cool!" 2753 02:42:13,320 --> 02:42:16,800 "We're so cool!" 2754 02:42:19,200 --> 02:42:23,000 "We're so cool!" 2755 02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:39,640 "We're so cool!" 2756 02:42:40,040 --> 02:42:43,680 "We did a lot many absurdities." 2757 02:42:44,040 --> 02:42:47,840 "Nothing's intricate for us!" 2758 02:42:48,320 --> 02:42:52,160 "We did a lot many absurdities." 2759 02:42:52,320 --> 02:42:56,000 "Nothing's intricate for us!" 2760 02:42:56,080 --> 02:43:00,040 "Our steps are such... the destinations kiss them." 2761 02:43:00,280 --> 02:43:03,920 "Touch and feel us... we're hot even in the cold!" 2762 02:43:04,520 --> 02:43:08,200 "We're so cool!" 2763 02:43:08,840 --> 02:43:12,200 "We're so cool!" 2764 02:43:29,080 --> 02:43:33,160 "We're so cool!" 2765 02:43:33,400 --> 02:43:37,200 "Agreed... that we're a bit amorous." 2766 02:43:37,440 --> 02:43:41,400 "But, man, we're one in millions!" 2767 02:43:41,560 --> 02:43:45,680 "Agreed... that we're a bit amorous." 2768 02:43:45,760 --> 02:43:49,440 "But, man, we're one in millions!" 2769 02:43:49,640 --> 02:43:53,520 "We're here as a Romeo... and we swear by Juliet." 2770 02:43:53,760 --> 02:43:57,520 "Love is our weak point, it's true, dear!" 2771 02:43:58,200 --> 02:44:02,040 "We're so different!" 2772 02:44:02,360 --> 02:44:05,840 "Oh people, take a look at us!" 2773 02:44:06,160 --> 02:44:09,040 "Look at us... do look at us." 2774 02:44:09,320 --> 02:44:12,040 "Look at us... do look at us." 2775 02:44:16,760 --> 02:44:20,400 "We're so cool!" 2776 02:44:20,840 --> 02:44:24,440 "We're so cool!" 2777 02:44:25,000 --> 02:44:28,320 "We're so cool!" 2778 02:44:29,080 --> 02:44:32,840 "We're so cool!" 2779 02:44:37,320 --> 02:44:41,200 "We're so cool!" 2780 02:44:41,400 --> 02:44:45,280 "We're so cool!" 2781 02:44:45,520 --> 02:44:49,080 "We're so cool!" 2782 02:44:49,640 --> 02:44:53,160 "We're so cool!" 212677