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-Where are we going?
-You sit here,

since you're the empress.

-Is kim running on time?
-Are you freaking out already?

Do you want a glass
of wine or something?

-No.
-To calm down?

Just don't like people
who are late.

My assistant's on vacation.

I have no help.

Wow, that's why you're
so speedy.

(laughs)

kris:
I'm feeling really

excited to roll
into the holidays,

but of course
my assistant needs time off

during the busiest time
of the year.

So I need help.

I don't know what to do.

Would you like me to help you?

You know I'm a great assistant.

I've been one
of your secretaries before.

Yes, that was when
the rolodex days were in,

and everything was

-tangible, but...
-The rolodex days?

I feel like it's
still in my soul.

I want to be like matthew behind
you with my little sneakers.

Are you trying
to sell yourself to me?

Yeah.

I would absolutely love

to take you up on

helping me out.

Sign me up.

From an outsider looking in,
I think an assistant to my mom

would be someone that gets

to her before she even,
you know,

wakes up or needs something.

But me, I know my mom so well

that I'll just know,
I'll just get it.

I'm really organized, I'm really
diligent, I'm on top of things.

I got this.

Oh, look who
the sunshine brought in.

Khloe:
It's kk-dub.

(bad boston accent): Smells like
a nice garlic in here.

-Oh.
-Hi, how are you?

-Not good.
-Why?

My assistant's on vacation
and I'm freaking out.

I have so much stuff
that I can't get done.

-Oh.
-Khloe: But don't worry.

She just hired another one.

Right here in this restaurant.

Her name is khloe alexandra.

-You should've let her guess...
-Oh.

-...Who the (bleep) you hired.
-Back to your roots?

Going back to my roots.

Why don't you interview
khloe for me right now?

-Okay. (clears her throat)
-okay, you ready?

So who have you worked for
in the past?

Kris jenner, robert kardashian,

brandy norwood, kk-dub.

What would be a typical...

Day with one
of your previous clients?

Kris jenner just refused
to get out of bed

before I taped up her neck
and her eyes a certain way.

Do you want to keep
asking me questions?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

oh, hey.

Khloe:
Hey, hairstyle!

Kim:
I know.

You just sleep in that?

Kim:
No, I just had it done today.

-Oh, I was gonna say holy crap.
-So...

Kanye told me that

he doesn't want

the responsibility to have

the christmas eve party
at our house this year.

And that he wants
to give it back to mom.

Khloe:
Christmas eve is

a huge party holiday for us.

It's what we look
forward to every year.

And that's always been
something that

my mom did.

Kim:
I think it started in 1980.

-What do you want
for christmas, kimberly?
-Teddy ruxpin.

Kim:
And I just remember all this
christmas music in the house

and the party getting set up and
the catering and the food

and then the house would fill up
with all of our friends.

And it was just
the best night ever.

I'm so excited to have
you guys all here tonight.

(indistinct chatter, clamoring)

I just feel bad...

Because it meant so much
to mom, this party,

and she was, like, crying
so much when I took it.

It was, like,
this passing of the baton.

The thought
of actually not doing it

at my house...

Makes me sad, it does.

-It makes me so sad.
-Aw...

It's not just a party.

It's changing of the guards.

And then now I'm just, like,
throwing it back at her.

You know, like, I don't want her
to think that I'm not grateful.

I mean, do you think
there's a chance

mom would want to take it back?

I don't even know
how to break it to her.

I think we can have
a conversation and see.

If... What does this mean
if no one wants to take it over?

Like, that we're just not gonna
have a christmas eve party

for the first year in 40 years?

♪ ♪

scott:
I heard that time you guys

had at your mom's was amazing.
At your old house?

-For the birthday?
-Oh, yeah, it was.

-It was really--
-yeah, I heard everybody

-was, like, super emotional.
-Yeah, kourtney was, like,

-the most emotional.
She, like, cried from
-that's good.

-Every step in the house.
-Yeah, and so

now the kids keep asking me
about our childhood growing up.

Like, do you have any pictures,
of, like, the little dog

-you had that was like hersh?
-Oh, they always ask...

-So I, like, don't really...
-...Kanye, too.

-What's all this?
-These are just...

-Can I go through?
-See?

Stuff that's been
at kourtney's forever.

-You and kourt cleaned
out your mom's house?
-Yeah.

-And dad's house, right?
-Mm-hmm.

So is this everything
that you took?

(chuckles) evidently.

I mean, I think I sold the house
with whatever was in it.

-Yeah
-and then, like, a lot of stuff

we just, like, threw out.

It wasn't, like,
a major priority.

Scott:
You know, listen.

Losing my parents
is not an easy subject

for me to talk about.

It puts me in
a very vulnerable place

to remember them
and think about them and...

Remember old times.

Jeffrey:
Scott, you did great today
at temple.

And I love you and have
another great 13 years,

and then 70 more,
you'll be, like, 96.

Bonnie:
Hi, scott,
I'm very proud of you.

I knew you'd do good,
but you did better

than I thought you would.
I love you very much.

You're all of my life.

Man:
Put your hands together
for the entire family.

Congratulations.

Scott:
I definitely want them
to not be forgotten.

And I want
to explain them as much

I can to my kids and I think
with the pictures,

it's great, but...

You know...

I want to be able to talk
to them more about it.

Kim:
Do you have

anything else
from your childhood?

Like, do you remember--?

I remember my childhood.

I just don't have,
like, a ton of--

are there people
that you still talk to?

I mean, the only person
I really talk to that's, like,

family, would be, like...

My uncle dave,
who lives in new york.

How often do you talk to him?

Not often, like not often
enough, either, like...

I just, like, never see him
and he's always, like,

"if you ever want me
to come out,

"stay with you for a weekend,

"see your kids,

-tell you stories."
-oh, my god, you have to.

And I'm like... Yeah, and I just
keep forgetting to do it.

-Like, honestly.
-You have to do it.

Scott:
Growing up, my dad

had a best friend named dave,

and he was kind of like,
you know,

the quintessential fake uncle.

He's a designer,
and he worked for my dad,

like, when my dad had
a clothing business, too.

-Oh, my god.
-And he's the sweetest guy.

Yeah, he's, like,
never had kids or anything.

You know what I mean?
I mean,

I've known dave
since I was born.

I mean,
he was in the delivery room

when I was born, so he's known
me longer than I've known him.

(line ringing)

dave:
Holy crap. How are you?

Hello, davey.

Dave:
How's it going?

Good. So I'm sitting here
looking through some, like,

old photos of mom and dad,

and, like,
I don't have very much.

That's for damn sure.

Dave:
All of the stuff is in, uh,

what's-her-name's basement.

-Audra?
-Aud... Yeah, audra's basement.

Kim:
Who is that?

Scott:
Oh, one of my parent's friends.

Dave:
She has all the pictures
and stuff.

-Okay. Huh?
-Kim: You should get that.

-Get it and digitize it.
-Dave: I mean, we could
get it from her,

-I could get it from her.
-Yeah.
-Right.

Dave:
So how've you been doing?

-Your show is good.
-Oh, thanks.

Yeah, everything is good.

I was in new york not long ago,
and I wanted to see you,

and then I realized I was there
for, like, two days.

I'm gonna try
to figure out a time

-soon...
-Dave: You're always busy,
but I'm easy.

Whenever you have a date...

Kim:
Scott was extremely close
to his parents--

he's an only child-- but

I feel like he doesn't

talk about his childhood
that much, and

he doesn't really talk
about his parents a whole lot,

ever since they passed away
a few years ago.

Bonnie:
What's a cow do?

-Moo.
-Moo.

-What a nice kiss.
-Oh. Oh.

-Bye, jeff.
-Bye, kourt. Bye, masey.

-I love you.
-Thanks for having us.

-Bye-bye!
-Aw.

-Jeff: I love you, mase.
-Blow kisses.

I think it's so important,

but I think
it's just hard for scott, so

he doesn't really like
to think back too much.

But, you know,
christmas really is

about family and about the kids.

And uncle dave is the only
family that scott really has,

and I think it's important
for his kids to see someone

from his parents'
side of the family

and their circle of friends
that they can really connect to.

Sooner the better.

I want you to see
all the kids and stuff.

Dave:
Just give me a time,
and I'll-I'll show up.

Okay. We're gonna do it.

-Dave: Sounds like a plan.
-Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

-Dave: Love ya.
-Okay. Love ya. Bye.

Kris: I was thinking,
what if we had christmas morning

at kylie's house?

I'm not... Not doing
christmas morning.

If you guys want
to go to kylie's,

you're more than welcome,

but I'm not giving it up.

♪ ♪

woman:
I don't think they're on yet.

-Kourtney: This looks so nice!
-Thank you.

Kourtney:
Tonight is

the poosh movie night.

It's a partnership

that poosh did with paramount

to screen their new movie,
like a boss.

-Hello.
-Hi.

-I'm billy.
-Hi, billy. How are you?

-Nice to meet you. Mwah.
-Mwah.

Kourtney:
Billy porter,

who is in the movie, is here.

And it's gonna be
a really fun night.

Billy:
I'm excited for you all
to see the movie.

-Should we start, kourt?
-Yeah, we're gonna start.

Kim:
Oh, look at this. I'm starving.

How ironic.
She has a candy bar here,

and it's not sugar-free
or gluten-free.

Khloe:
Pushing our boundaries, people.

This looks so cute.

Where do you get
the hot chocolate?

-That's what
looks really good. Hi.
-Hi.

I haven't told my mom
that I am giving up

her christmas eve party.

But christmas
is coming up so soon

that I know that I need
to be honest with her.

I just don't want
to let her down,

so I'm so nervous.

You know how, like, people,
when they're, like, dating,

and they invite them
to a public restaurant

to break up with them?

So, I thought I would do it
in a public setting

and tell you so you can't really
get mad at me.

-Are you breaking up with me?
-(laughs)

I am breaking up
with the christmas eve party.

I can't do it this year.

-Kris: What?
-I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

You were so excited to get it
in the first place.

-I was.
-That was an honor

for me to pass that down to you.

You know how emotional
that was for me?

-Dani: You were very emotional.
-Kim: Do you want it back?

Kris:
I can't.

If I had it my way,

I would still be doing
christmas eve.

But I'm exhausted,

and I'm older,
and it's a lot for me.

Usually, we start planning
months in advance for our party,

so I'm getting
a little freaked out

that we need more time

since christmas
is right around the corner.

We got to figure this out now.

-Kim: I just...
-We don't have a plan b
right now.

Well, we will. There's
every house under the sun.

I will go and ask
every other family member.

It's a good thing you have
a lot of brothers and sisters.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Kim:
Hmm.

♪ ♪

but how do you get in here?

(laughs)

I guess matthew
would know that, huh?

-Oh!
-There you go.

Khloe:
Hello.

So, today,
I'm working for kris jenner.

I got my assistant shoes on.
I got my fanny pack.

I'm ready to go, hands-free.
I'm here to help

and make kris jenner's life
a breeze.

Kris:
Do you want to get started
with your day?

Khloe:
I'm here.
Whatever you want me to do.

I need you to put together
some of the promo kits

for kylie cosmetics
and for kylie skin.

And then can I get the agenda

-for the meeting
with jen and megan?
-Khloe: Yeah.

Khloe!

Khloe? Take these two packets

and scan them over to production
for me, if you don't mind.

If it sucks it in,

then it goes that way
or just that way.

This day has been off
to a fabulous start.

I love the hustle and bustle.

I'm on top of things.
I'm just...

I'm great at it.

Kris:
Also, khloe,

I need you to go through
all of these snacks,

and then let's see what's fresh.

But I like you personally to eat
every single one of those items.

(chuckles): This is a job
I can do very well.

This isn't really what I thought
I was gonna be doing,

but I'll do it with a smile

and my little
assistant shoes on.

Kris:
Khloe!

Khloe?

-Khloe: Coming.
-Kris: Don't have all day.

Why don't you bring my lunch in,

and I'll eat quickly,

and then we can go over
what the afternoon looks like.

And make sure
you record dateline!

I don't know if she's just,
like, (bleep) with me.

And, khloe,
this coffee isn't hot at all.

Khloe:
Right on top of that, rose.

Just heat it up for me.

But whatever kris jenner wants,
she gets.

I need, like,
an electronic wipe.

There's so many spots
on this computer.

-(knock on door)
-kris: Hey.

Oh, my god. How did you get in?

I mean, not that we...
You're not welcome,

-but you're just
sneaking up on me.
-(laughs)

-how are you?
-It's so good to see you.

-Kris: Thank you.
-Rod: I hear you're working

-with a new assistant today?
-Kris: Yeah.

-Rod: Yeah, how's that going?
-Kris: Her name is khloe.

-Yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah.

-Temp agency assistant or...?
-(laughs)

rod:
And how's it going so far?

Kris:
Well, we're just
getting started.

-So, you know. Yeah.
-Rod (laughs): There you go.

Thank you for letting me
come in. I love these pink pens.

Yeah.

Rod aissa works at e!

As the executive vice president
of original programming.

That's a pretty big deal.

And he suddenly pops up
in a hallway,

and khloe didn't tell me.

Did you say hi to khloe?

Hi.

How are you?

-I'm khloe.
I work at e!, too. Sort of.
-I know you do.

-So nice to meet you.
-(kris and khloe laugh)

-nice to meet you.
-I was telling her,
I was walking by,

and I saw you, like,
multitasking.

-Oh, thank you. See?
-Laptop and this.

-I mean, really on it.
-See? I'm really on it.

Oh, but she didn't come out
and find out who you were?

She just let you walk by
straight to my office?

-You could have been a...
-Well, I figured
you have security here,

-so that's their job. (chuckles)
-right.

-It was nice meeting you.
-Nice meeting you.

-I'll be right there.
-Do you want me to take him?

Oh.

-Hmm.
-I would like to be alerted

that the head of the network
is in the building

because I would handle myself
very professionally.

As opposed to being
a drunk mess?

That's right. And stop
making fun of your mother.

There's nothing wrong
with a little all... Alcohol.

(mockingly):
"alcohol."

we want to know more
about his childhood.

Were you best friends with jeff?

We had
a very close relationship.

I mean,
we spent a lot of time together.

Kim:
P, do you remember
your grandparents?

Khloe:
She was a baby.

I think the more scott does talk
about his parents,

the easier it will get.

It was really hard to watch
and to be a part of.

Almost like losing someone
in a car accident.

You had no closure.

♪ ♪

kris (yawning):
Oh, my gosh, you guys.

I know, it's exhausting
sitting in that chair.

Can you confirm
my nail appointment

-Sunday morning with kaylee
at 9:00, please?
-Yeah.

Sunday at 9:00 a.M. Confirmed.

-9:00 a.M.
-9:00 a.M.

Mm-hmm. You said 9:00 p.M.

Sure. Customer's always right.

And then I need you to check in

on where kendall's photo shoot
is tomorrow for vogue.

Kendall is in philadelphia.
There's no photo shoot.

She doesn't have
a shoot tomorrow?

It's all over my schedule.

Hello? I'm with mom,

but I'm her assistant
for the day,

so maybe she's just (bleep)
with me.

-No, I'm not.
-She doesn't have a shoot.

I'm talking to her on the phone.
I know her personally, mom.

Proud of you, by the way.
We need to talk, bitch.

Okay, let's not dillydally.

We get an answer, we hang up.

-Oh, okay.
We'll update later. Okay. Bye.
-Okay. Bye.

So, here's what I really need.

Can you reach out
to burt's pharmacy

and let them know
I never received

my medication yesterday?

For herpes?

(laughs):
I mean, it was just too easy.

My thyroid medication.

-Got it.
-Can you then update
kendall's schedule

and print me out a copy?

Because I don't have
her schedule here. Please.

-So...
-You're in charge

-of all scheduling.
-'cause my assistants
do my own...

But my assistants
do my schedule,

so why would you do
kendall's schedule?

-Who does her schedule?
-I'm kendall's manager.

You don't do (bleep) for me.

Kris:
This is not proper
assistant-employer etiquette.

Just fyi.

Khloe, I have a package
for you to drop off,

-and I'll send you the address.
-Yes, ma'am.

Kris:
So, I'm just sending khloe
on a bunch of errands

'cause she's just being
really annoying.

And then can you gas my car?

-Khloe: Yes, ma'am.
-Kris: Thank you.

Love that attitude, khloe.

Dave:
Scott, I've known your parents

longer than I've known you,

so I guess I've known you
since the beginning.

And you've always been there
and wonderful,

and I really enjoy
being around your family

and spending the time with you
that I have so far.

Hey, guys. Hi, reigny.

-Hi. How are you?
-Uncle dave.

-How are you?
-Good.

-Good to see you.
-Good to see you again.

-Hi.
-Reigny,

-you better get over here.
-(reign shrieks)

scott:
I don't think I've seen dave

in probably, like,
four or five years.

And I do always feel bad
that I don't see him enough,

so I'm happy that he was willing
to come on the drop of a dime.

-This looks ama-amazing.
-So, how are you?

Yeah, it looks good.

(over ipad): Tonight, I'll be
eating a chicken schnitty

with chips and chicken salt.

-Mason.
-Oh, I love that.

-Kim: Really?
-Dave: Yeah.

-Very mischievous.
-He's very wild.

He's got no fear.
That was like scott.

Kim:
We want to know more
about his childhood.

-You do?
-(chuckles)
-kim: Yeah.

-I'm super interested.
-Scott: What do you want
to know?

-I don't know.
-Dave: Well, I mean,

when you'll see the pictures,
you'll see that scott

was really good at everything,

from ice-skating
to snowboarding.

Kim:
Were you best friends with jeff?

Dave:
We had a very close
relationship. I mean,

we spent a lot of time together.

You know,
I was always at their house.

They couldn't get rid of me.

Kim:
P, do you remember
your grandparents?

Khloe:
She was a baby.

Bonnie loved you, p.
She was so excited.

She used to want to show you
chipmunks in her backyard.

Khloe:
The first three years
after my dad passed away,

I could not even talk
about my dad.

I would be on the verge of tears
at any moment.

But the more I got comfortable

with talking about him,
it brought me comfort.

And so I wish scott
didn't get like this.

I wish he would either talk
about how he's feeling or...

I think the more he does talk
about his parents,

the easier it will get,

and then it's fun
to talk about memories.

You don't want your parents
to just disappear.

Have you and scott
kept in touch?

I mean, we text each other
all the time and talk.

-Khloe: Good.
-But I haven't seen him
in a long time.

-I think it's hard...
-Dave: You know,
it was like I was

-another reminder for him.
-Yes.

And even as much to me.

And it was ver...
It was very difficult

'cause it was really
in such a short amount of time.

-It, like...
It was, like... You know.
-Khloe: Yeah.

It was really hard to watch
and to be a part of.

Almost like losing someone
in a car accident.

-Khloe: Right.
-You know, it's like
you had no closure, no...

-"wait, how did
this all happen?"
-khloe: Yeah.

-So it was hard.
-I know he's so happy
that you're here.

-Dave: Really?
I'm happy to be here.
-He is.

Robert:
Going in the water now, khloe?

♪ ♪

khloe:
Do you want veggies?

-There's veggies.
There's a pizza.
-Maybe I'll have a...

I'll have a pizza.

That's my vegetable.

-Khloe: Okay.
-(mj laughs)

did you guys know
I refuse to get health nut

until they change to plastic,

and they are changing!

-Oh, they are?
-Kourtney: Mm-hmm.

-Khloe: Changing what
to plastic?
-Kourtney: I mean,

-to no plastic.
-Kris: Their bowls.

Kim:
Ugh, those nasty paper bowls?

It'll never be the same.

Kourtney:
Well, pick your battles.

Do you want a planet to live on
for your kids,

or do you want to eat
out of a plastic bowl?

Kris: So, here's what I want
to talk about tonight.

Because it's coming right up.

We really need to talk
about christmas.

And I think the perfect solution

is if, kourtney, you wanted
to volunteer for christmas eve.

Your birthday party
turned out so beautiful,

and it's, like, the perfect...
The way you had it set up...

Kim: It is perfectly spread out,
like, it's kind of all there,

where, like, mine was kind of,
like, the kids' section here

-and the dinner here...
-Kris: Choppy.
It was too choppy.

Kris: There's nobody that
loves christmas as much as me,

(laughs):
Except for kourtney.

So I think she's
the perfect candidate

to start doing the christmas eve
party at her house.

She always does things
really beautifully,

and really fun for everybody.

My thoughts were, we don't have
to get into details,

'cause that will come,
but if we know what we're doing,

we were thinking-- "we"--

I was thinking, maybe...

If you did christmas eve,

what if we had christmas morning

at kylie's house?

I'm not... Not doing
christmas morning.

That's what I care about,

is doing christmas morning.

Kylie's will be
too over-the-top.

She'll have a chef,
she'll have a...

Like, I don't want that.

If you guys want that,
I can do my own thing.

But, like, I don't want that.

I like a homey...

-She has a homey house.
-No.

Mm-mm.

Nope.

Cannot imagine spending
my morning there.

Kourtney:
Ever since I was little,

we always did
a big christmas morning

with our whole family,
and as we've...

Gotten older, we started doing
christmas morning at my house.

We usually all come over
to my house

as early as possible, and we...

Line all the kids up, and then
we just let the kids go wild.

(playful shouts)

they all run at the same time

over to all the presents
to see what santa claus brought.

And I swear the grown-ups

are just as excited
as the kids.

To be all together
on this one day,

there's just nothing like it.

So I am happy to lend my home

for the party, but...

The magical morning

is what I care about.

Well, logically,
I'm kind of on kourtney's side.

I mean, why sh... Why
can't kylie do christmas eve?

Because she doesn't have
the space.

Would you not do both?
It's too much?

-I will absolutely do both.
-Okay.

But I will not give up
christmas morning.

Kylie really wanted
a shot at it.

I am not g...
I don't give a (bleep),

I'm not giving up
christmas morning.

What's the issue?

I just don't think you could do
a beautiful christmas eve party

-and do christmas morning.
-If you guys want

to go to kylie's,
you're more than welcome,

but I'm not giving it up.

Kylie: I missed
the christmas morning talk.

Kourtney's not giving this up.

It really means a lot to me,

and I would love to keep it
at my house.

I know no one agrees,
but it just doesn't make sense

that santa only goes
to kourtney's house.

♪ ♪

kris: What are you wrapping?
That's such cute paper.

Thank you.
You know, we all do

all of our own themed paper.

-I know.
-Mine is pink stars this year.

-We're going with pink stars?
-Trust me,

once you see my decor
and everything,

it goes with everything.

It's gonna all fall into place
and make sense.

Yes, ma'am.

Um, we haven't talked
about this.

How did I do
being your assistant?

Tell me the truth.
I'm a big girl.

I can handle anything
and everything.

You...

You... Were really great.

You know what?

I call bull...

It's just that there's this fine
line between church and state.

Oh.

Daughter and assistant.

You and I together, there was
too much chitter-chatter

back and forth going on, and I
didn't need a daughter that day,

I needed an assistant.

So it was easier to send you
on some errands I needed done,

get you out of the way,

so that I could move on
with my day,

-mm.
-And just get it done.

You know how nice
it would have been

just for you to be open
and honest and say that?

But you know what?
I'm not mad.

And just so you know,
I am literally,

like, top-of-the-line
assistant material.

Khloe:
I am so talented

and good at that job,
by the way.

I know you are,
but you're more of a daughter

than an assistant, and I
can't really disconnect the two.

-You're my...
-You know I'm
really your daughter?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, so therefore,

I would be more like a daughter
than an assistant.

That's the problem.

My wrapping technique,
it doesn't show right now,

'cause I'm really struggling,
but it's spot-on.

You could have had me

as one of your little
santa's helpers.

-Really? Can I help you
wrap that gift?
-No.

-It's a really...
-Can I help you out there
with that?

(bleep) right now, but I can.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

look at that girl!

Are you sure
you were a good girl?

Khloe:
Let me see the pup.

What's the pup's name?

Oh, I thought you said, "no."

I was like, "hmm?"

oh...

-Hi, little man.
-Kourtney: Will he get as big

-as the other one?
-He's gonna be massive.

-Oh, my goodness!
-Hey, bt.

-Hi.
-Hey, mom.

-Hi. Hi.
-Hi.

Hey.

-Kris: Hi.
-Oh, my goodness!

-Can I hold him?
-He's just getting calm.

-Let's get into christmas.
-Mindy: Okay.
It's at your house.

-Yeah.
-How do you feel about that?

-I feel really excited...
-Kylie: Um, enjoy the party
at kourtney's.

I've had some good drunk nights
at kourtney's. Yeah.

I think you've had
one drunk night...

-At my house.
-Kris: I'm so happy

kourtney decided

to host christmas eve.

But they're still deciding

where they want to spend
christmas morning.

It's gonna be interesting.
It's, like,

the battle
of the christmas mornings.

Like, who's gonna win?

Kourtney: My goal is to make it
a little bit more homey

-instead
of over-the-top commercial,
-commercial...

-Like, ralph lauren.
-We brought some ideas.

-Okay.
-Wood, like, candles...

-Ooh, I love that!
-Yeah.

Kendall: Well, I just love
how homey our old ones were,

-I love that.
-Kourtney: That's what I said.

And also, making it,
like, super kid...

Like, all about the kids.

Khloe:
I'm there to get (bleep) up.

Kylie: Wait, so I missed
the christmas morning talk.

-Kourtney's not giving this up.
-Kourtney: It really means

a lot to me, and I would love
to keep it at my house.

More than the party.
I don't care

to have the party at my house.

But I'm happy to
if you guys want it there.

-I know no one agrees
and no one's gonna care,
-mm-hmm.

But I'm gonna do my christmas
morning at, like, my house,

and then meet you guys.

Khloe:
You want stormi by herself?

-Not with her cousins?
-It just doesn't make sense

that santa only goes
to kourtney's house.

The best part about christmas
morning for me growing up

was that santa visits
your house.

Like, that's why you love it
at your house.

-Yeah.
-It's, like, the same thing.

I just want that for stormi.

For me, for selfish reasons,
it's just me and true,

-so I'm, like, big ol' family.
-It's just me and stormi.

Khloe: You have 12 million
friends that stay with you

-at all times...
-No one's gonna come
to christmas morning.

You're telling me stass won't be
with you? You have people.

-Tristan, I mean, he's working.
-Yeah.

So then I'm like...

Santa visits our house.
That's what it's gonna be.

Kim: I'm torn on it,
just because I want to be

all together,
but north is saying,

"why doesn't santa come
to our house? This is so crazy.

-Only comes
to auntie kourtney's."
-kylie: Maybe our kids

should wake up,
see all their gifts.

It's so much easier.
You don't have to travel

with all your gifts, and then
we all meet and have, like,

-a christmas brunch
and all be together...
-Why don't you do it

earlier, like at 7:00,

and then why don't we all come
to my house by...

-8:00 or 9:00 or whatever?
-What if we do,

like, a cute brunch, like,
with, like, a table outside.

Kim: It's still more family
style, but people to clean up

and do all that.
I know you don't like people

-at christmas.
-I do, too. 100%.

Kendall: I think that
if we could take a day

and not be, like... Waited on.

-Kourtney: And be in our pajamas
-like, why don't we, like,

-do our own...
-And watch christmas movies.

Why don't we do our own thing?

That's, like,
kind of what I enjoy

about christmas morning.

Kourtney:
I've already agreed to the idea

of... Everyone doing
christmas presents

at their own houses.

But christmas morning is mine,

and I want a really cozy,
intimate moment

with us and the kids.

I don't want servers there.

I don't want housekeepers there.

I don't want chefs there.

I don't want...

A decorator coming
and setting the table.

Like, I really want it to be

just really special,
like, how we grew up.

I just think it's kind of fun
that we do it ourselves.

I do, too.

Kim: We'll have
to figure this out later.

-Khloverton! (gasps)
-khloe: Hello!
-Hello.

Truezeldorf!

Who is this?

-I saw you on the computer.
-Do you know who that is?

-That's reign.
-Scott: Come on, reign.

Want to see old pictures of me
when I was a kid?

-Yeah.
-Come. We're gonna open.

Come on, reign.

Come on, reign maker.

So, you want to-- you want
to take on that box, dave,

and we'll just take out...

I mean, I haven't seen
these pictures in, you know...

Decades.

Oh, there's, like,
boxes in boxes.

(grunts)

look, reigny.

That's me as a young thug.

-That was me.
-(reign laughing)

I was out there killing it.

-Oh. That was me.
-(reign chortling)

every year,
bonnie and jeff would throw

huge birthday bashes for scott.

Crazy parties.
Lot of fun.

How fun.

Scott, you're such a cute kid.

-That was daddy.
-(chuckles)

you know, I think that
when my parents passed,

it was just too hard
to talk about.

And, you know, as much
as I kind of was dreading

looking through some
of these old photos,

because I thought it was
gonna bring up sad memories,

I'm happy
dave brought them with him.

The truth is, it's brought up
so many amazing memories

and so many things
that I forgot.

-Look at this.
This could be you, reign.
-Who is that?

-Me!
-(laughs)

yeah.

Oh, these are crazy.
That's my mom.

-I want to see.
-Scott: You know,
it's definitely not easy.

The fact that I don't
have my parents here.

And I miss them a lot,

but I think the more
I talk about my parents,

the more my kids will feel

connected to them
and remember them.

And, you know,
dave definitely was

a great person
to go through all this with.

That was st. Martin maybe.

Wow. You were always
a jetsetter, scott.

Scott:
Being able to look
through the family

photos with him was amazing,

because he remembers,
like, everything.

And he was probably the person

that I needed the most to, like,
transition back into,

you know, thinking
about all these memories.

Khloe:
If that does not look
exactly like mason.

(scott laughs)

huh?

Scott:
Thought it was you?

Scott:
Yeah.

What about you?

Robert:
Sick pictures.
Christmas morning.

See? This is khloe.

Woman:
Oh, look at this thing!

Robert:
Khloe.

-(phone chimes)
-kris: Kylie!

Oh, wait. Look.
Here's your sisters.

Do you like
the christmas pajamas?

Isn't that cute?

-I love them.
-Kourtney: They're cute,

but what about just, like, red
plaid, like ralph laureny vibes?

No. I-I... I ordered those,
and I ordered red,

like, red stripes
with green piping.

Khloe:
Ooh, amazing.

All right, love...
We love you.

Khloe:
Wait. So, christmas morning,

everybody is coming here after
they open presents at home?

Kourtney:
Yeah. Like, everyone do
their santa moment,

and then, I still think
we should come here early.

Like, 9:00 or 10:00.

-Let everyone do their thing.
-Kris: Yeah.

Sure.

Kourtney:
Today is our final

meeting with mindy
before the christmas eve party,

and we have decided
to do christmas morning

at each person's house

separately.

Santa will visit
everybody's houses.

They will open their gifts

with their own families now.

And then everyone will meet
at my house around 10:00 a.M.

But I'm definitely hesitant,

just because it's not something
that we've done in the past.

But I guess it's just gonna be
a different kind

of christmas morning.

What,
would we have brunch first,

and then everyone open gifts?

Yeah. Everybody's
gonna be hungry.

You should have it
already pre-done. Like,

three big carafes of, like,

one is just hot water,
one would be hot coffee,

one would be hot cocoa.

You know, those big, like,
thermos-like things.

-We want everything...
-Make it look super cute.

Like, with little
gingerbread men.

I don't think
we need thermos things.

-We could do it, like,
with my stuff.
-No, no, no.

You don't get what we're saying.
They're not gonna stay hot.

We're not gonna make
one cup at a time.

I do things a certain way.

I don't want these big carafes
with nasty hot chocolate.

Like, whose...?
Where's the hot chocolate from?

You can... You can pick
whatever you want in there.

I will buy some nice carafes

-that go with my aesthetic.
-Anything.

And you could put anything
in it from (bleep) switzerland.

Kourtney:
You guys are so pleasant

to have over
on christmas morning.

Maybe I change my mind.

Well, we love
your christmas morning,

but we're just trying to...

No, but it's... It is
everybody's christmas morning.

You guys don't want
to cook or lift a finger.

I like to do it.
I don't like a housekeeper here.

-But you don't cook.
-I do.

-That's abso... That isn't true.
-And then I make...

I'm toasting bagels. I'm making
everyone bagels and lox.

That's...
So still toast the (bleep)...

I'm making coffee
for everybody.

-Put them in the (bleep) thing.
-That's, like, what we're doing.

Khloe:
People just don't want
to come here

-and not have things set up.
-The set-up--

people will still have
to do the same thing.

It'll just look nice
and be together in one area.

Kourtney:
Everybody is so picky, but

christmas morning--
you know, it's for my kids,

it's for all my nieces
and nephews.

And I wish that everyone could
just be a little bit easier,

and just enjoy the moment,

instead of being so critical
to all the details.

It's a pleasure, guys.

And with this family,
let me tell you.

Let me tell you,
you're a pleasure.

-Hi, kris.
-Khloe: Oh, (bleep). She's here.

-Kris: Okay. Hey, mindy.
-Hi.

-Hi, everyone.
-Hi.

-It's christmas.
-Man: Yes, it is.

Kris:
So we're here
to discuss christmas

-eve.
-Christmas eve.

This is our new
presentation box.

-Wow.
-Khloe: Oh, my god!

We've very professional.

Wow. This is so rich
of everybody.

I know.

This is beautiful, mindy.

Kourtney's idea was
old-fashioned christmas.

-Kris: Oh, that's cute.
-Oh, that's cute.

Mindy:
But we thought we would add
just this old-fashioned

garland that goes up
on your stairs.

-Kourtney: Mm-hmm.
-Then they're gonna be led

through kind of a tunnel
of trees.

-Ooh!
-So is this whole thing tented?

-Yes. It's that greenhouse tent.
-Okay.

-So pretty.
-Just don't want it to be, like,

-super perfect.
-Right.

Man:
We just want it to, like,
be filled, like,

sofa tables on the back,
lamps on the side.

You know, like,
everything, like, very homey.

Found this old-fashioned,
um, mailbox.

-That is so cute.
-Kris: You nailed it.

Your kids can all write letters
to santa.

-I'm writing a letter.
-Yes.
-Oh, I'm for sure..

-I'm gonna start now.
-And they have to...
-Kourtney is

so cute. Like, the things
that make you happy--

-it's so funny.
-Kourtney: I know.
That's so cute.

This is so good.

Khloe:
I feel bad for picking
on kourtney,

because she really stepped in,
she kind of saved christmas eve,

-when kim wouldn't do it.
-Kris: Yeah.

And as much as we're going in
on her about all the things

that we need and want,

she's actually being
really open to everything

and wanting
to make everybody happy,

-and that's a really great sign.
-Yeah.

And I think it's really nice
of her to do all that.

We're... 'cause we're kind of
(bleep) annoying.

Yeah, we are.

We are some obnoxious
mother(bleep).

-We really are.
-We're...

-But it's fun.
-Yeah.

-(both laugh)
-it's really fun

just to torment
different family members.

Kris:
I will say that a couple
of people have said to me,

"kourtney's gonna do christmas
eve and then christmas morning?"

and I'm like, "hello-- hello?
I did that for 35 years."

oh, I'm ready. Get me a matcha
latte, and I'm good to go.

(laughter)

kim:
The christmas party this year.

How beautiful.

Khloe: Kanye's Sunday service
came, sia performed.

Sia:
I was looking to get an official

adult adoption from kris.

(laughter)

khloe is afraid.

Today is
our christmas eve party.

You know, I've worked so hard
at planning,

and I think my vision
is coming to life.

And there was a lot
of attention to detail,

but I truly love it.

So, I had a great time
planning it.

It's just gonna be so magical.

Kim: Kourtney is throwing
the christmas party this year.

First I have to show you guys
how woodsy and homey this looks.

How beautiful.

Kourtney:
The party couldn't

be more special.

It just had so much

love and warmth and feeling.

Kris:
I love

the ambiance and the room.

And the feeling she created
was just beautiful.

I'm so proud of her.

Hi, I love you.

Kim:
We didn't have a crew
filming it.

The party was just
super intimate, and it was

so perfect.

Tonight is extra special
because

it's the annual party
that we've had since,

literally, I was one years old.

So I'm so grateful
that we are now still doing it,

and we have all
of our same family

and friends here to be with us.

(whooping, cheering)

kanye's Sunday service came.
Sia performed.

It was so special.
There was a whole

santa's village, so,
we spent the night dancing,

singing, definitely eating,
and we had so much fun.

I was looking for...
To get an official, um,

adult adoption from kris, um,

but then I realized just rec...
Tonight that I could marry rob.

I didn't realize
there was more than one way

-to become a kardashian.
-(applause and cheering)

um, but obviously,
that's what I'm trying to do.

-We love you!
-(sia laughs)

(whooping)

kourtney:
Guys, santa's coming.
It is time to go.

Kourtney:
I think everyone finally

left the party by midnight,

and I was up until 3:00 a.M.
Setting up the tables,

the food,
making the kitchen look perfect

with everyone's requests.
It was a lot, but I love it.

Just to have them all come in
in the morning

and have it all look so great.

I love
when it all comes together.

Kris:
Kourtney really, really
made christmas morning

super special for us.
She made it perfect.

And we made breakfast
and opened gifts and

had a lot of fun together
and spent some great time

on christmas morning
with everyone.

And it was kind of perfect.

Kris:
Boy, this looks beautiful.

Khloe:
You want some broccoli?

-Okay.
-Khloe: Okay.

You want to pray?
Okay, let's pray.

Kim:
Who wants to sleep
in my bed tonight?

-Ooh.
-Okay, we can all fit.

Khloe:
We can all fit, guys.

Kourtney:
What did you guys think
of christmas eve?

Corey:
It was really pretty.

Almost every single person
that I saw said

this is the best one yet.

Khloe:
Oh, I thought it was beautiful,
'cause everything

was, like, from start to finish,
it was great.

Kim:
So I think it was amazing.

I thought the set-up was so much
better, like, the kids' area.

-Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-We had so much fun.

Mason and I, like,
went back inside,

and were, like, dancing.

-Kris: Don't you love
those moments?
-Mm-hmm.

-North: Agua!
-Khloe: Agua? You want some.

-Here.
-I was actually so happy

by doing
our own christmas morning.

Did you guys like your
christmas morning on your own?

I loved that.
I loved doing our own mornings

and then going to kourt's.
Did you?

-I loved it.
-No, I'm serious.

No, I loved it.
I loved the new tradition.

You know what?
We all have our own families,

and we can all do
our own christmas morning,

and then come together
and really have

that quality family time.
It honestly

makes me kind of happy.

I was up until 3:00
in the morning on christmas eve.

-Well, it looks great.
-You did a great job.
-Thank you.

Khloe:
I really appreciate how much
she stepped it up.

-Yeah.
-And how great it turned out.

-Yeah.
-And it was so cute.

Kris:
It was so pretty.

-We're gonna let her do it
next year?
-I don't know.

I mean, I think
how she reacted this year--

I don't think she wants
to give it up.

Nobody's giving that up.

(laughs)

khloe: Still to come on keeping
up with the kardashians...

Kris: We're due
for a good bonding session.

(squeals)

♪ ♪

christy sent me these pictures,
and they're gonna release 'em.

Scott:
Let's get a close-up.

Khloe:
We are the prank king and queen.

(scott laughs)

I must have blacked out.

I have to go to rehab.

Khloe: Kourtney, you're not
participating with us.

I've been here the whole time.

Scott:
You and khlo seem disconnected.

Kourtney:
It's her.

Such a blessing
when you're here,

'cause when you're not here,
it's off.

Something's wrong with kendall.
Turn around.

Kendall, you don't tell me
to shut up.

I'm trying to help you.

Kim: Kanye's doing
a fashion show in paris,

and he's bringing
the gospel to paris.

It starts in 20 minutes.

We're gonna have
to leave kourtney.

The white house said
that the coronavirus is serious.

Newsman: The city of los angeles
is issuing a stay-at-home order.

No public and private gatherings
will be allowed.

Starting to get
a little stir crazy.

Kim: This is what
my home school looks like.

It's just scary
when someone so close to home

has tested positive.

Has khloe slept
with tristan yet?

Kris:
100%.

Scott:
That's what I said. She says no.

(crying):
Khloe, I miss you.

-Khloe: I miss you, too.
-I wish I could hug you.

(crying)

♪ ♪

we're all gonna get
through this.

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