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Whoa! Hey, hey! Whoa!
Doggone it!
Get this piece of junk out of here,
Officer, I'm trying. It's stalled.
Put your vehicle in neutral.
It's a frigging mess down here.
So, are we all gonna die?
Yeah, we're all gonna die. Just not yet.
But I am gonna have to let out more.
My worst was sweet 16. I had mono.
What was your worst birthday, Wayne?
Are you kidding? Could I possibly
- What kind of loser do you think I am?
Hank's gonna open a gate. We expect
Well, hello, gentlemen!
Mike, what you're doing,
I don't know
You would if you wanted the last
I want you to know, I think
The people?
Mr. Mayor, as much as I'd like to
if you don't move,
Okay, okay. I'm going.
Keep up the good work, boys.
Asshole.
What do you say we torch that son of
Or how about putting a dead cow
He comes back after it's been in water
You know the best way to get revenge
You do exactly what we're doing,
Think you could go a
I'm going as fast as I can.
Hey, wait!
- Excuse me?
Stay dry, now.
Watch your back.
For Christ's sake!
Charlie, it's a flood. You're gonna
- Dispatch, this is 31.
We're leaving Huntingburg.
- Ten-four. Get out of there.
What?
- Your ear.
- You got major hair growth in there.
I'm serious. Somebody should get
clean that mess up.
Here.
You're giving me one
I don't know what to say.
Shut your mouth
I start eating these,
I just love how you think
What's not to like, Charlie?
The dashing polyester outfit
I don't believe you!
Relax. I was kidding.
So that's all you think I've done, huh?
- I didn't say that.
Building a home, raisin' a family.
- That's just stupid.
You know what, Tom?
"Thus saith the Lord: 'Behold,
"'waters shall rise up out of the north
"'and all the inhabitants
Yes, sir. Jeremiah, Chapter 47, Verse 2.
You're gonna be able to afford
Me? First thing I'm gonna do
the best that money can buy.
- What's he facing?
- He must've capped a cop or something.
He's got some piece of shit PD...
Kenny.
Kenny, take a look at 26 across.
- Shit, Jim. I don't do crosswords.
Let me take a look at it.
Never mind, Mr. Mehlor.
26 across.
"Mention money again and I'll..."
Did I get it right?
Yeah, Jim, you got it right.
What a dope.
- Jerk.
- Come on. Give us a kiss, huh?
- You really are a touchy old fart.
What was that about? I'm sitting there
I dunno. I...
It's just this weather.
I just wanna get back.
I do appreciate what you've done for me.
No, it's not. It stinks.
Putting your ass on the line
- Where the hell's the road?
Look, Tom, I don't care
Aw, Jesus, here we go.
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unless you're prepared to drown!
Turn your wheel left.
have had a birthday worse than this?
- Don't answer that, Phil.
another surge. Let's move these cars.
Hey, Wayne. Happy birthday.
if I'd be here, considering.
two paychecks some bastard owed ya.
the people here made a big mistake.
You're the one who screwed him.
stand here talking about how great I am,
I'll have to haul your ass off to jail.
It's appreciated.
a bitch's house and blame it on looters?
in his living room?
a couple of days... Hello!
on the mayor and his boys?
you protect the town.
little faster, pal?
- You forgot to sign.
get a little wet. Take it easy.
- Go ahead, 31.
We'll be back in an hour.
- We're gone. Over and out.
- What about my ear?
- Shut up.
in there with a weed whacker,
of your donuts?
I'm getting misty.
and you can have 'em all.
I'll never get out of this truck.
you're better than all this.
or the solid, three-figure income?
You ungrateful little shit.
Just wasted my life away.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I didn't say that either.
I don't give a rat's ass what you say.
and be an overflowing flood,
of the land shall howl."'
a hell of a lot of Bibles, Ray.
is to get my brother a lawyer,
- Thirty in.
- No. Security guard, in the commission.
- Just look at it.
Kenny can read.
- Jackass.
- Get out of here! Get out, ya...
- I'm sorry.
and all of a sudden you go postal on me.
This is a good job.
for somebody else's money.
- It's there somewhere.
what you end up doing.