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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,259 [PARTY SOUNDS] 2 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:38,072 * THINKIN' ABOUT THE TIMES YOU DROVE IN MY CAR * 3 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:47,081 * THINKIN' THAT I MIGHT HAVE DROVE YOU TOO FAR * 4 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,886 * AND I'M THINKIN' ABOUT THE LOVE * 5 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,757 * THAT YOU MADE ON MY TABLE * 6 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:08,169 * I TOLD YOU NOT TO WANDER OUT IN THE DARK * 7 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,808 * I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SWANS... * 8 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,943 GARDNER! 9 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,411 HE'S COMING. 10 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,612 OK. 11 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,616 * THEN I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR KID * 12 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,818 * NOW HE'S MARRIED TO MABEL... * 13 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,121 ALMOST, DARLIN'... 14 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,457 BUT NOT QUITE. 15 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:43,271 MORE ICE! MORE ICE! 16 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,872 OK. HE'S COMING! 17 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,540 OH! OH! 18 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,610 HEY, PHIL... 19 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,746 IS THIS THE APPROPRIATE WEDDING COLOR, SON, 20 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,148 BLACK? 21 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,549 IT'S...IT'S PERFECT. 22 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,618 WELL, I GUESS WHEN A GROOVER MARRIES, 23 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,720 THE WORLD MOURNS. 24 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,389 HEY! 25 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,863 HEY! LINE UP. 26 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,866 HEY, HEY! LINE UP, OK? 27 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,302 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 28 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:17,305 UM, TURN THE MUSIC DOWN. 29 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,907 TURN THE MUSIC DOWN. COME ON. SHH! 30 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,442 [MUSIC STOPS] 31 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,044 OH, GOD. COME ON. SHH. SHH. 32 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,046 SHH. SHH. 33 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:29,683 ARE YOU READY? OK, HERE THEY COME. SHH. 34 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:33,321 SHH. 35 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:35,656 3... 36 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,790 2... 37 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:37,925 1... 38 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,428 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 39 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,996 MOM! 40 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,131 DAD! 41 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,733 HI, FOLKS! 42 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,901 Dad: SON. 43 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,703 WE THOUGHT WE'D JUST DROP IN 44 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,807 AND SEE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS. 45 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,108 I'M GLAD YOU DID. 46 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,478 [LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 47 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,450 YOU REMEMBER DORMAN, MY ROOMMATE DORMAN? 48 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,753 AREN'T YOU THE YOUNG MAN STUDYING TO BE A... 49 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:06,687 A MINISTER. 50 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,956 MINISTER. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 51 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,691 AND THIS IS LESTER GRIFFIN, 52 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,260 THE FIFTH GROOVER. 53 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,361 HE JUST GRADUATED 54 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,263 SUMMA CUM LAUDE IN ACCOUNTING. 55 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,365 CONGRATULATIONS, LESTER. 56 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,634 WELL, I, UH... 57 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,837 GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU AFTER BOOT CAMP... 58 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,172 LIEUTENANT. 59 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:26,674 UH...YES, SIR. 60 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,808 AAH! 61 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,042 WE'LL SEE YOU, SON. 62 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,043 BYE, MOM. 63 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,645 SEE YOU LATER. 64 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,713 BYE, DAD. 65 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,649 GARDNER! 66 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,251 WHAT? 67 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,520 [NEEDLE SCRATCHES ACROSS RECORD] 68 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,522 GOOD. I HATE THAT PART. 69 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,123 THAT WAS MY PARENTS. 70 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,292 THEY'RE FROM NEW JERSEY. 71 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,126 THEY'VE SEEN BUTTS BEFORE. 72 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,361 THERE HE IS! 73 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:51,399 SNEAKING IN THE BACK DOOR! WOO-HOO! 74 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:55,736 WHOA! HEY! 75 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,275 YOU GETTING MARRIED, BOY. 76 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:02,976 GETTING MARRIED. 77 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,378 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 78 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,546 I PROMISED DEBBIE 79 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,781 YOU'D BE IN DALLAS TOMORROW NIGHT. 80 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,651 YOU HAVEN'T PACKED. YOU'RE NOT DRESSED. 81 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:18,959 SPEECH! SPEECH! 82 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,295 SPEECH! SPEECH! 83 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,269 QUIET. QUIET. 84 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,008 UH...TH-THE WEDDING'S OFF. 85 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,410 [LAUGHTER] 86 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,579 SHUT UP! DAMN IT. 87 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,582 DEB AND I AIN'T GETTING MARRIED. 88 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,451 I'M CALLING IT OFF. 89 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,492 WAGGENER, THAT'S GREAT! 90 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:55,028 OH, SON, WHEN DID YOU COME TO YOUR SENSES? 91 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,297 WHEN I GOT THIS. 92 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,034 I'VE BEEN DRAFTED, GARDNER. 93 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,378 CONGRATULATIONS. 94 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,780 WE'RE SAVED. 95 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,849 THE GROOVERS ARE SAVED! 96 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:19,487 HEY. THIS HAS HIS ORDERS ON IT. 97 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:22,089 WELL, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, COLONEL. 98 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,091 MINE SAYS THE SAME THING, 99 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,493 EXCEPT WHERE IT GOES, 100 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,496 "A REVIEW OF YOUR 2-S STUDENT DEFERRED STATUS 101 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,763 "INDICATES THREE YEARS 102 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,432 WITHOUT ACHIEVING ACADEMIC ADVANCEMENT. 103 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,702 THEREFORE, YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED FOR INDUCTION." 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:43,076 THIS MEAN I GET MY FONDUE SET BACK? 105 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,079 YOU DOG! WOO-HOO! 106 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,850 YEAH! YEAH! 107 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,821 PHILIP! PHILIP! 108 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,023 PHILIP, GIVE ME YOUR KEYS! 109 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,825 WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE. 110 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,826 WHO'S GOING? 111 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,227 WE'RE GOING! US! 112 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:03,063 THE GROOVERS! NOW! 113 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,566 WH-WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAR? 114 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,068 YOU'RE DRINKING IT. 115 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,403 COME ON, MAN. 116 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,571 ALL RIGHT! 117 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,540 DORMAN, GET LESTER. 118 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,542 YOU SOLD YOUR CAR TO THROW A PARTY? 119 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,010 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GRADUATE! 120 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,178 WHAT IS THIS? 121 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:23,484 A FAREWELL FANDANGO FOR THE GROOVERS! WOO-HOO! 122 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,487 TURN OUT THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU LEAVE. 123 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:29,857 INNOCENT CRITTERS SQUASHED ON THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE! 124 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,504 * IT'S GETTIN' LATE 125 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,038 * HAVE YOU SEEN MY MATES? 126 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,375 * MA, TELL ME WHEN MY BOYS GET HERE * 127 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,978 * IT'S 7:00, AND I WANNA ROCK * 128 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:54,782 * WANNA GET A BELLYFUL OF BEER * 129 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:57,785 * MY OLD MAN'S DRUNKER THAN A BARREL FULL OF MONKEYS * 130 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,988 * AND MY OLD LADY, SHE DON'T CARE * 131 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,824 * MY SISTER LOOKS CUTE IN HER BRACES AND BOOTS * 132 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:07,094 * A HANDFUL OF GREASE IN HER HAIR * 133 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:10,998 * OH 134 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,701 * DON'T GIVE US NONE OF YOUR AGGRAVATION * 135 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,604 * WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE * 136 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:20,107 * OOH, SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTIN' * 137 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,143 * GET A LITTLE ACTION IN 138 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,480 * GET ABOUT AS OILED AS A DIESEL TRAIN * 139 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,882 * GONNA SET THIS DANCE ALIGHT * 140 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:32,620 * 'CAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT I LIKE * 141 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,622 * SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT * 142 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:37,324 * ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 143 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:40,828 * WHOO-OO-OO-OOH 144 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,103 * WELL, THEY'RE PACKED PRETTY TIGHT * 145 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,772 * IN HERE TONIGHT 146 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,775 * I'M LOOKIN' FOR A DOLLY WHO'LL SEE ME RIGHT * 147 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,510 * I MAY USE A LITTLE MUSCLE * 148 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,945 * TO GET WHAT I NEED 149 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,446 * I MAY SINK A LITTLE DRINK * 150 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,148 * AND SHOUT OUT, "SHE'S WITH ME" * 151 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,151 * A COUPLE OF THE SOUNDS THAT I REALLY LIKE * 152 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,053 * ARE THE SOUNDS OF A SWITCHBLADE * 153 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,588 * AND A MOTORBIKE 154 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,390 * I'M A JUVENILE PRODUCT OF THE WORKIN' CLASS * 155 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,961 * WHO'S BEST FRIEND FLOATS IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS * 156 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,030 * OHH 157 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:20,433 * DON'T GIVE US NONE OF YOUR AGGRAVATION * 158 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,203 * WE'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE * 159 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,373 * SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTIN' * 160 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:29,643 * GET A LITTLE ACTION IN 161 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:32,512 * GET ABOUT AS OILED AS A DIESEL TRAIN * 162 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,783 * GONNA SET THIS DANCE ALIGHT * 163 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,752 * 'CAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT I LIKE * 164 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,288 * SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT * 165 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,724 * ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 166 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,094 * WHOO-OO-OO-OOH 167 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,211 * SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY * 168 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:07,948 * SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY * 169 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:13,854 * SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT * 170 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:17,290 * SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY... * 171 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,371 NACHOS DE LA NOCHE... 172 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,841 ES ESTO TAPATIO. 173 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,810 YO SOY HOMBRE PICANTE. 174 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,747 ¿COME SE LLAME YO MAMA? 175 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:40,981 [URINATING] 176 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:44,985 TOUGH IT OUT, SON. TOUGH IT OUT. 177 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:45,986 WELL, NOW... 178 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:49,122 WHAT DO YOU BOYS WANT FOR BREAKFAST? 179 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,323 BARBECUE? 180 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,662 OK, CHILI. 181 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,198 DRAFTED... 182 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,232 GRADUATED... 183 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:00,367 DISENGAGED... 184 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:03,470 GUESS Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU? 185 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,740 WE GOT TO DIG UP DOM. 186 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,485 OPEN UP, PHILIP. 187 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,755 YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY CAR TO MEXICO. 188 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:26,259 DOM'S NOT IN MEXICO. HE'S ON THE BORDER. 189 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,061 I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 190 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,064 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'D LET DOM 191 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:34,267 STAY BURIED OUT THERE FOR A CENTURY 192 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,069 FOR SOME NERD TO FIND? 193 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:40,674 NO. I MEAN WE'RE NOT DRIVING 400 MILES IN MY CAR 194 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,776 JUST TO DIG HIM UP. 195 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,378 YOU SWORE, SON. WE ALL DID. 196 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,780 HOLY GROOVER OATH. REMEMBER? 197 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:50,383 WE'RE DOG MEAT. THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE. 198 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,785 WE-WE'RE FACING COMBAT 199 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,955 AND QUESTIONABLE LIFE SPANS. 200 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,958 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING AFTER 201 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,626 SOME NAMELESS PIECE OF TRASH 202 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,161 ALONGSIDE THE ROAD. 203 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,896 WE'RE GOING AFTER DOM, PHILIP... 204 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,365 A DEAR BUD BURIED BY THE GROOVERS 205 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,500 A LONG TIME AGO. 206 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,238 BONDS AND BEERS AND THE FIVE OF US 207 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:15,575 DRIVING DOWN THAT LONG, LONESOME HIGHWAY. 208 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,378 I'M TALKING ABOUT US RELIVING 209 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,981 THE GREATEST CHAPTER IN GROOVER HISTORY. 210 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,851 DON'T THAT MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU? 211 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,993 LOOK...WE HAD OUR FLING, AND IT WAS FUN, OK? 212 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:37,197 BUT WE GOT TO GET TO DALLAS BY TOMORROW NIGHT 213 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,999 FOR HIS WEDDING. 214 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,601 READ MY LIPS, PHILIP, OK? 215 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:45,005 HE'S... NOT GETTING MARRIED. 216 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,207 HE DIDN'T BACK OUT YET. 217 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,742 DID YOU? 218 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,987 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 219 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,590 NOTHING. SHE WASN'T HOME. 220 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:05,592 WHAT? 221 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,694 SHE WAS AT A KITCHEN SHOWER, 222 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,030 SO I TOLD HER DAD. 223 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,032 YOU CALLED OFF YOUR WEDDING 224 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,768 AFTER TALKING TO HER DAD? 225 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,643 NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, 226 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,045 CAN WE GET GOING? 227 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,646 WE GOT TO HELP HIM. 228 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,048 PHILIP... 229 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,651 I'M JUST AS CONCERNED ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE. 230 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,054 I SPENT $18 FOR THIS TUX. 231 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,790 BUT IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE, 232 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,792 AND DOM IS WAITING. 233 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,061 OVER, ROVER! 234 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,062 AAH! 235 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:44,264 COME ON! WATCH OUT! 236 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,098 WE HAVE TO REPORT 237 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,067 TO BOOT CAMP MONDAY NIGHT. 238 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,668 WE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW NIGHT. 239 00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,671 WE WERE GONE A WEEK THE FIRST TIME! 240 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,406 FLUKES. GROOVERS GOT TO EXPECT 241 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,075 THAT KIND OF STUFF 242 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,344 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 243 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,930 HEY! 244 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,665 HOW ABOUT MARGARITAS AT CHATTA ORTEGA'S? 245 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,068 WE CAN SEE THE DONKEY LADY! 246 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,303 WE COULD GET DISEASES. 247 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,504 I SWEAR, PHILIP, 248 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,974 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE BRING YOU ALONG SOMETIMES. 249 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,475 MY CAR, MY MONEY. 250 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,578 Carol King: * JUST TO PASS THE TIME 251 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,980 NEXT TIME WE STOP, 252 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,983 MAYBE I CAN GET OUT AND CALL DEB 253 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,750 TO TELL HER IN PERSON. 254 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,152 SHE'S BEEN TOLD, WAGGENER. 255 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,923 JUST LET IT RIDE, SON. 256 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,525 GIVE IT A FEW WEEKS. 257 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,759 THEN WRITE HER. 258 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,761 * IT'S TOO LATE, BABY 259 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,763 * NOW IT'S TOO LATE 260 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,665 * THOUGH WE REALLY DID... 261 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,667 YOU EVER HAVE ANY REGRETS? 262 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,036 ABOUT WHAT? 263 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,606 * SOMETHING INSIDE HAS DIED... * 264 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,875 CERTAIN WOMEN. 265 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,711 * AND I JUST CAN'T FAKE IT * 266 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,714 I NEVER BEEN SERIOUS ABOUT A WOMAN 267 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,316 IN MY LIFE, SON. 268 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,984 YOU KNOW THAT. 269 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:19,459 * IT USED TO BE SO EASY LIVIN' HERE WITH YOU * 270 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,461 * YOU WERE LIGHT AND BREEZY * 271 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,931 * AND I KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO * 272 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,333 * NOW YOU LOOK SO UNHAPPY * 273 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:31,438 * AND I FEEL LIKE A FOOL * 274 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:36,176 * AND IT'S TOO LATE, BABY 275 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,111 * NOW IT'S TOO LATE 276 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:43,283 * THOUGH WE REALLY DID TRY TO MAKE IT * 277 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,919 * SOMETHING INSIDE HAS DIED... * 278 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,320 THAT'S DIRT, SON. 279 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,522 THERE'S NO HIGHWAY THROUGH HERE. 280 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,126 DOTTED LINE MEANS DIRT. 281 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,063 I THOUGHT IT MEANT SHORT CUT. 282 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,331 DO YOU KNOW WHAT "E" MEANS? 283 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,001 DO YOU KNOW WHAT "E" MEANS? 284 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,003 IT MEANS EMPTY, DOUCHE BAG... 285 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,837 LIKE YOUR HEAD! 286 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,939 WELL, I GUESS 287 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,675 I'M JUST NOT OFFICER MATERIAL. 288 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,410 I GUESS NOT. 289 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,517 WHERE ARE WE? 290 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521 THE ASS OF NOWHERE. 291 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,190 HA HA HA! 292 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,918 [LAUGHING] 293 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,920 GIVE LESTER A BEER. 294 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,922 HE DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER BEER. 295 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,558 HE'S FACING LIFE AS AN ACCOUNTANT. 296 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,360 HE NEEDS SOMETHING. 297 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,563 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS. 298 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,065 THIS IS STUPID! 299 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,934 IT'S THE STUFF LEGENDS ARE MADE OF, SON. 300 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,069 HUH... 301 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,272 WHAT TIME'S THE WEDDING? 302 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,625 TEXAS IS REALLY UGLY, YOU KNOW THAT? 303 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,164 I MEAN, WHAT COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY LIKE 304 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,032 ABOUT THIS STATE? 305 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,634 I LIKE THE WAY IT'S SHAPED. 306 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,036 IT'S WILD, PHILIP. 307 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,639 ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE... 308 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,376 JUST LIKE US. 309 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,610 HA. 310 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,645 HO. HO, HO, HO. 311 00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,581 HO. 312 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,715 CAN YOU IMAGINE COMING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 313 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,450 JUST TO GET KILLED? 314 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,090 YOU HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS? 315 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,093 I BELIEVE I BURNED ALL MY BRIDGES. 316 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,495 WELL, BUCK UP, BUD, 317 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,498 BECAUSE I THINK YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 318 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,501 THAT'S WHAT HER FATHER SAID ON THE PHONE. 319 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,103 "YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 320 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,239 I'M BEHIND YOU ALL THE WAY." 321 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,275 ALWAYS BEEN IN FRONT OF ME TILL THEN. 322 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,644 WAGGENER, THIS IS HISTORY, ALL RIGHT? 323 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,813 THE ONLY WAY TO GET OVER A WOMAN 324 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,615 IS GET YOURSELF ANOTHER ONE, 325 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,219 SO WHEN DOM'S DUG UP AND OUR DUTY'S DONE, 326 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,222 WE'RE GOING TO SLIDE INTO CHATTA ORTEGA'S, 327 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,225 AND WE'LL DESTROY A FEW BRAIN CELLS... 328 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,593 THE GUY'S RICH, GARDNER. 329 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,163 HE COULD HAVE MADE SOME CALLS. 330 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,797 WHY SHOULD HE? 331 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,500 IT'S YOUR DUTY. 332 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,337 WELL, I'M PROUD TO BE GOING. 333 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,006 I AM. 334 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,841 AREN'T WE ALL? 335 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,444 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 336 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,451 THAT'S THE TRAIN, BOYS! 337 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,362 YOU! OFF THE CAR! 338 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,167 GET OFF MY CAR. 339 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,104 COME ON. WE CAN HOP IT. 340 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,306 WHAT? 341 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,907 GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS? 342 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,442 WHAT ABOUT MY CAR? 343 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,445 WE'LL PICK IT UP ON THE WAY BACK. 344 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,914 FORGET IT. I KNOW YOU. 345 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,189 THIS MIGHT BE THE ONLY RIDE WE GET. 346 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,825 WE'RE NOT LEAVING MY CAR, 347 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,328 AND THAT'S FINAL. 348 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,165 GARDNER, TALK TO ME. 349 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,567 TALK TO ME. 350 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,570 I MAY HAVE VAPOR LOCK ON MY BRAIN, 351 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,639 BUT I NEED TO KNOW, ARE YOU CRAZY? 352 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,242 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 353 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,943 IT'LL WORK, PHILIP. 354 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,452 YOU THINK THIS IS A WISE MOVE? 355 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,454 I MEAN, IT'S A TRAIN. 356 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,089 THINK! DON'T BE BIG AND STUPID. 357 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,424 COME ON. 358 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,361 GARDNER, GARDNER, SHOW SOME SENSE. 359 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,797 OH, GREAT. GREAT. 360 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,336 ALL RIGHT, DORMAN! 361 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,272 GET THE WHEELS STRAIGHT. 362 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,108 THAT'S A FELONY, YOU KNOW THAT? 363 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,443 YES. 364 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,250 WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! 365 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,522 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? 366 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,923 WE'RE FACING IMMINENT DEATH! 367 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,093 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE WATER-SKIING, PHILIP. 368 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,995 WATER-SKIING? 369 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,330 GET IN. 370 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,246 HE DID IT! RUN, SON. 371 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,281 BRAKE OFF? 372 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,316 YEP. 373 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,417 NEUTRAL? 374 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,419 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 375 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,354 IT'LL WORK, PHILIP. 376 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,329 DORMAN, RUN! 377 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,764 HURRY! 378 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,638 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PIZZAS I MADE TO BUY THIS CAR? 379 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,172 HEY, 380 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,808 HOW ARE WE GOING TO STOP? 381 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,969 FIRST PHONE WE GET TO, I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 382 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,172 PHILIP, CAN'T LET A LITTLE THING LIKE THIS 383 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,908 STOP THE DAMN PILGRIMAGE. 384 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,112 SORRY. WE'RE GETTING OFF HERE. 385 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,798 THAT CAR'S AFFLICTED. 386 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:49,268 NO, IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE ALIGNMENT HYGIENE. 387 00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,238 WELL, I HOPE Y'ALL AIN'T IN NO HURRY. 388 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,241 I CAN'T FIX IT TILL IN THE MORNING. 389 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,476 HOW COME? 390 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,877 'CAUSE IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. 391 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,812 MY MECHANIC'S GONE HONKY-TONKING. 392 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,549 MY TOOLS IS IN HIS TRUCK. 393 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,817 SORRY, BOYS. 394 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,454 A NIGHT IN MARFA AIN'T SO BAD. 395 00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:11,891 MOTEL'S OVER THERE. 396 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,126 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CHEAPER BUNKS, 397 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,963 THERE'S A ROADSIDE PARK JUST UP THE HIGHWAY 398 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,099 BY THE MOVIE SET WHERE THEY SHOT GIANT. 399 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,234 JAMES DEAN WAS HERE? 400 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,036 YEAH. 401 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,038 1955. 402 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:31,310 LISTEN, FRONT-END ALIGNMENT WILL RUN YOU $11.95. 403 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,647 WANT ME TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? 404 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,417 YEAH, IF IT'S FREE. 405 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,956 I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE EARLY AS I CAN. 406 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,559 BETTER HURRY IF YOU WANT SUPPER. 407 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,028 DAIRY QUEEN CLOSES AT 8:00. 408 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,633 MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE? 409 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,969 GIVE ME THREE CHILI DOGS AND A MALT. 410 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:07,146 * IN THE COOL OF THE EVENING * 411 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:11,651 * WHEN EVERYTHING IS GETTIN' KINDA GROOVY * 412 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,222 * I CALL YOU UP AND ASK YOU * 413 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:20,760 * IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO WITH ME AND SEE A MOVIE * 414 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,531 * FIRST YOU SAY NO 415 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,799 * YOU'VE GOT SOME PLANS FOR TONIGHT * 416 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,535 * AND THEN YOU STOP 417 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,570 * AND SAY 418 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,138 * ALL RIGHT 419 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,973 * LOVE IS KINDA CRAZY 420 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,777 * WITH A SPOOKY LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU * 421 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,849 * YOU ALWAYS KEEP ME GUESSIN' * 422 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:47,520 * I NEVER SEEM TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKIN' * 423 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,691 * AND IF A FELLA LOOKS AT YOU * 424 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:56,596 * IT'S FOR SURE YOUR LITTLE EYE WILL BE A-WINKIN' * 425 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,669 * I GET CONFUSED 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE I STAND * 426 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,537 * AND THEN YOU SMILE 427 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,740 * AND HOLD MY HAND 428 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,742 * LOVE IS KINDA CRAZY 429 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:13,445 * WITH A SPOOKY LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU * 430 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,681 OH, BEN'S A FAGGOT. 431 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,949 * SPOOKY * 432 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,553 COME ON. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 433 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,154 IT'S NOT THE SAME, GARDNER. 434 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,289 WHAT'S NOT? 435 00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,456 THEY'RE JAILBAIT. 436 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,426 WELL, THAT NEVER STOPPED US BEFORE. 437 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,028 WE WERE JAILBAIT BEFORE. 438 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,297 HA HA HA! 439 00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,899 THEY'RE AIRHEADS, GARDNER. 440 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,100 BIMBOS. 441 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,702 LITTLE GIRLS WITH LITTLE BRAINS. 442 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,705 WE'RE NOT TRYING TO EXPAND THEIR MINDS, 443 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,340 PHILIP, SO DON'T GET PICKY ON ME. 444 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,743 SO RIGHT AFTER SHE HAD THE BABY, 445 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:47,914 THEY HAD TO REMOVE HER UTOPIAN TUBES. 446 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,549 NO. NO. THAT'S FALLOPIAN, DARLIN'. 447 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,652 FALLOPIAN? 448 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,655 THOSE ARE BOOKS OF THE BIBLE, SILLY. 449 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:59,425 FIRST AND SECOND FALLOPIANS. 450 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,962 SO WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT TO DO NOW? 451 00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,797 ARE YOU 18? 452 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,999 I KNOW, LET'S SHOOT FIREWORKS. 453 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,534 OOH! 454 00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,536 THAT WOULD BE SO NEAT. 455 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:13,539 WOULD Y'ALL LIKE TO DO THAT, HUH? 456 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:14,941 ONLY IF IT'S NEAT. 457 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:17,677 WE GOT TONS OF BOTTLE ROCKETS 458 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,078 LEFT OVER FROM CHRISTMAS. 459 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,614 WE JUST GOING TO PULL OFF THE ROAD? 460 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,815 NO... 461 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,952 I THINK WE'LL GO TO MY DADDY'S PLACE. 462 00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,319 YAH! 463 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,021 AAH AAH YAH! 464 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,124 JUST WHAT EXACTLY 465 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,760 DOES YOUR DADDY DO, LORNA, DARLIN'? 466 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,028 HE'S IN THE FUNERAL BUSINESS. 467 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:41,133 THIS IS HIS CEMETERY. 468 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,037 COME ON, Y'ALL. 469 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,248 COME ON. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. 470 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,792 CAN'T WE JUST FIND A PLAYGROUND OR SOMETHING? 471 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,794 THIS HAS BEEN MY PLAYGROUND 472 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,663 EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER. 473 00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,400 SEE? 474 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,935 LOTS OF PLACES TO HIDE. 475 00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,538 I AIN'T GOING TO ASK WHAT WE'RE HIDING FROM. 476 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:21,140 FROM EACH OTHER. 477 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,074 IT'S NO FUN 478 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,943 SHOOTING ROCKETS OFF IN THE AIR. 479 00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,778 YOU GOT TO HAVE MOVING TARGETS. 480 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:28,380 AIN'T THAT JUST A TAD DANGEROUS? 481 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,683 NO. IT'S SO NEAT. 482 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,752 WE'LL CHOOSE UP SIDES. 483 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,221 OK. ME AND WAGGENER AND PHIL. 484 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,424 Y'ALL TAKE THE GARDEN OF THE GOOD SHEPHERD 485 00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,159 AND THE GARDEN OF BLISS. 486 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,362 WE'LL GO COUNT TO 100 WHILE YOU HIDE. 487 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,764 THEN WE'LL COME AFTER YOU. 488 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,165 NO AIMING FOR THE FACE. AND BE CAREFUL. 489 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:49,368 THESE COULD GO OFF AND HURT SOMEBODY. 490 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:50,502 AAH! 491 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,038 WHOA! 492 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,106 WHOA! 493 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,376 WE STARTED! 494 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,778 GARDENER. 495 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,222 AAH! 496 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,743 OK. COME ON. 497 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,278 GO ON! 498 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:43,689 Y'ALL WATCH OUT FOR THOSE NEW GRAVES. 499 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,958 THEY'RE NOT PACKED DOWN YET. 500 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,963 THESE STIFFS GOT NO MANNERS AT ALL. 501 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,846 SORRY, FRIEND. 502 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:08,948 [EXPLOSION] 503 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,233 AAH! 504 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,770 I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO IT, GARDNER. 505 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,674 I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO. 506 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,076 THEN DON'T. 507 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:11,443 IT'S NOT QUITE WHAT I EXPECTED. 508 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,180 THEY SHOT GIANT HERE? 509 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:17,249 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 510 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,953 JAMES DEAN WALKING AROUND RIGHT OUT HERE. 511 00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:27,894 PASS ME THE CLASSIFIEDS THERE, WOULD YOU, BUD? 512 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,897 ALL THAT INK'S BOUND TO BE WARM. 513 00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,031 GREAT. 514 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,900 THIS IS THE WORST. 515 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:37,036 THIS IS THE WORST EVER. 516 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,973 NOW IF IT WOULD JUST RAIN. 517 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,313 SEE THAT STAR... 518 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,215 OFF THAT PEAK? 519 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,918 THAT WAS OUR STAR... 520 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,620 ME AND DEB... 521 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,623 TO TALK TO WHEN WE WERE APART. 522 00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,025 QUIT IT. 523 00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,029 I WONDER IF THE NIGHT'S 524 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,630 LIKE THIS IN 'NAM. 525 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,865 YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 526 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,434 LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, 527 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,835 AIN'T YOU, PHILIP? 528 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,803 TO SERVING MY COUNTRY? 529 00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,073 YEAH. I AM. 530 00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,508 THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES. 531 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,609 YOU KNOW? 532 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,545 WHAT? 533 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,280 THERE'S CANADA. 534 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,685 YOU ARE THE MOST IRRESPONSIBLE PERSON 535 00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:28,354 I HAVE EVER MET. 536 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,756 WELL... 537 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:33,325 SOMEBODY HAD TO BE. 538 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,491 OW! SNAKE! 539 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,559 SNAKE! 540 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,760 SNAKE... 541 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,162 IT'S IN MY PANTS. 542 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,730 DON'T RILE HIM UP, PHILIP. 543 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:21,200 DAMN. IT'S A SNAKE. 544 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,503 WHAT KIND IS IT? 545 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,072 IT'S A RATTLER. 546 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,607 IT'S MOVING! 547 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:29,675 IT'S MOVING! 548 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,289 A LIZARD. 549 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,458 IT FELT LIKE A SNAKE. 550 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,061 NO. IT FELT LIKE A RATTLER. 551 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,663 GOD! I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE. 552 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,400 WELL, GET USED TO THEM. 553 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,937 20, 21, 22, 23 AND 50. 554 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,307 AND 5 FOR THE GO JUICE. 555 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,909 MUCH OBLIGED FOR THAT BODY JOB. 556 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,212 THAT IS FIRST RATE WORK. 557 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,483 THE OTHER WAY, BUD. 558 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:15,221 REMEMBER, IT'S LEFTY LUCY, RIGHTY TIGHTY. 559 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:29,835 OH! 560 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,737 OH! 561 00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:39,044 ANOTHER 100 MILES AND WE'RE THERE, BOYS. 562 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:40,812 * DOM ORTEGAS * 563 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,214 HOW ABOUT SOME BREAKFAST? 564 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,615 WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY? 565 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,817 BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM THE GIRLS. 566 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,219 IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. 567 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,221 WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE. 568 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,522 YOU STOLE THAT MONEY. 569 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,225 JUST LIKE YOU STOLE MY CAR. 570 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,026 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 571 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,429 WE'RE EMBARKED ON WHAT IS PROBABLY 572 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,399 THE GREATEST EPIC ADVENTURE OF ALL TIME. 573 00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,800 ALL YOU CAN DO... 574 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,403 NOBODY CARES ABOUT EPIC ADVENTURES ANYMORE. 575 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,541 PHILIP, WE... 576 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,144 WE CAME OUT HERE 577 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:15,147 TO TRY AND FORGET SOME THINGS. ALL RIGHT? 578 00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:19,418 SO WHY WON'T YOU LET US? 579 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,154 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING NOWHERE, SON. 580 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,156 IT'S A PRIVILEGE OF YOUTH. 581 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,159 WE'RE NOT YOUTHS ANYMORE, PETER PAN. 582 00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,161 YOU'RE ONLY 18 ONCE. 583 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,164 LIKE YOU'RE ONLY A VIRGIN ONCE, 584 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,099 AND THEN IT'S OVER. 585 00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,901 LIKE THE GROOVERS. 586 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,904 I SORT OF LIKE TO THINK OF US 587 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,539 AS AN INSTITUTION, BUD. 588 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,907 OVER! 589 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,778 YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY, PHILIP, 590 00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,647 WHEN YOU'RE OLD... 591 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:56,922 HEY... 592 00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,324 HEY...HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? 593 00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,292 I'M NOT EVEN RINSED OFF. 594 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,893 NO MORE QUARTERS. 595 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,195 GOD! 596 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,296 DARN! 597 00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,299 I THINK YOU'RE TRASH, GARDNER! 598 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,100 I THINK YOU'RE SLIME. 599 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,104 SELFISH, WORTHLESS, IRRESPONSIBLE SLIME. 600 00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,675 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 601 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,945 FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION'S A WONDERFUL THING. 602 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:23,249 TURN MY CAR AROUND NOW! 603 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,184 YOU'RE A BULLSHIT ARTIST. 604 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,587 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE, 605 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,789 'CAUSE WHEN LIFE GETS TOO COMPLICATED, 606 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:31,823 YOU JUST TAKE OFF. 607 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,924 RUN AWAY. 608 00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,761 WELL, MAKE THE MOST OF THIS ONE, ASSHOLE! 609 00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,930 IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU PUSH ME AROUND. 610 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,332 FIND SOME OTHER JERK 611 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,933 TO GO CHASING AFTER RAINBOWS... 612 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,335 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 613 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,936 JUST SHUT UP! 614 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,738 I'M SICK OF YOUR MOUTH. 615 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:49,207 NOBODY MADE YOU COME, YOU WHINER. 616 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,244 JUST LIKE NOBODY MADE YOU ROOM WITH US. 617 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:53,812 YOU WANTED TO! 618 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:57,616 IT'S ALWAYS BITCH, BITCH ABOUT DOM OR WHATEVER! 619 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,551 THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD AT! 620 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,553 YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS. 621 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,957 SO EITHER KILL YOURSELF AND DO US ALL A FAVOR 622 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,626 OR SHUT THE HELL UP! 623 00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:19,471 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED AS MUCH 624 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,073 FROM A GUY WHO CHICKENS OUT 625 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,809 ON HIS OWN WEDDING. 626 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,076 THAT'S RIGHT... 627 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,211 COWARD. 628 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,014 IT WASN'T THE DRAFT. 629 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,416 IT WASN'T HER PARENTS. 630 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:34,019 YOU JUST GOT SCARED AND RAN OFF LIKE HIM. 631 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,821 AND NOW YOU'RE DOWN HERE 632 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:39,825 PRETENDING ALL THIS CRAP IS STILL FUN. 633 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:43,028 AFRAID TO ADMIT SHE'S THE BEST THING 634 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,030 THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU! 635 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:47,032 YOU KNOW YOU BLEW IT! 636 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,134 YOU WIMP, I HAD TO! 637 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,736 DON'T TELL ME... 638 00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:52,404 TAKE THE WHEEL. 639 00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:56,308 FELLAS! 640 00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,276 STOP IT. 641 00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,277 QUIT IT! 642 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,546 QUIT IT. 643 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,680 AAH! 644 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,481 COME ON. 645 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,082 THAT'S IT, PHILIP. 646 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:05,684 NOW, THAT'S IT. 647 00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:06,885 YOU WIN. 648 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,356 WE'RE GOING HOME. 649 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,926 THANKS TO YOU DOM DON'T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE. 650 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,227 DOM NEVER MEANT SHIT. 651 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,796 YOU KNOW, YOU TALK TOUGH. 652 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,230 YOU ACT TOUGH. 653 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,232 YOU MARCH A BUNCH OF WEENIES 654 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,634 AROUND AN INTRAMURAL FIELD, 655 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:26,672 BUT THE FACT IS, YOU'RE AN ROTC COLONEL 656 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:30,108 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU EVER COULD BE. 657 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,910 AND NOW LOOK AT YOU. 658 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,913 ANXIOUS TO RUN OFF AND GET YOURSELF MARTYRED, 659 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:38,116 HOPING SOMEBODY'S GOING TO LOVE YOU FOR IT. 660 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:39,518 YOU'RE PATHETIC, PHILIP. 661 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:42,521 I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO SAY IT. 662 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,122 YOU'RE JUST PATHETIC. 663 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,524 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON 664 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:49,027 WE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 665 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,365 WE NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU, SON. 666 00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:56,034 WE JUST FELT SORRY FOR YOU. 667 00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:01,006 I'M...I'M NOT A WEENIE. 668 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,408 DORMAN, TURN US AROUND. 669 00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:05,411 WE GOT TO GET THIS LITTLE WEENIE 670 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:08,414 BACK TO HIS STUPID LITTLE, WORTHLESS WAR. 671 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,849 YOU LISTEN TO ME! 672 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,452 NOT EVERYONE GETS A COLLEGE EDUCATION 673 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,053 JUST HANDED TO THEM. 674 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,455 THAT UNIFORM IS MY TICKET 675 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,724 TO SOME KIND OF FUTURE. 676 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,694 AND I'M GIVING MY NOTICE RIGHT NOW. 677 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,731 I'LL TAKE ON ANYBODY, ANYTHING, ANYWHERE 678 00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:26,798 ANYTIME... 679 00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,063 WELL, PHILIP. 680 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,833 O-OK. 681 00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:45,537 I'D HAVE DONE IT IF WE HAD THE MONEY. 682 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,116 YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 683 00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:01,052 YES, I AM. 684 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:05,824 I'M LOOKING FOR THE HEAD JUMPING BEAN. 685 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,584 SOME GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR YOU. 686 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,590 GOOD MORNING TO YOU. 687 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:41,593 QUITE A DAY FOR JUMPING, ISN'T IT? 688 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,194 GARDNER BARNES. 689 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,596 YOUR NAME, SIR? 690 00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,497 UH, TRUMAN SPARKS. 691 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,900 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TRUMAN. 692 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,903 YOUR WIFE TELLS ME YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE. 693 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,905 NO. SHE AIN'T MY WIFE. 694 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,441 TRELIS IS JUST MY OLD LADY. 695 00:42:56,441 --> 00:43:00,545 TRUMAN, YOU EVER HEARD OF THE MILWAUKEE DAILY MOON? 696 00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,980 HUH? 697 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,983 WELL, WE'RE ON THE TRAVEL AND ENTERTAINMENT STAFF 698 00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:06,584 OF THAT ILLUSTRIOUS NEWSPAPER, 699 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,954 AND WE'RE CONDUCTING A RESEARCH TOUR. 700 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,956 OUR ACTION-ADVENTURE EDITOR, MR. HICKS, 701 00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:13,358 WANTS TO TAKE A JUMP COURSE 702 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:17,162 SO HE CAN ACCURATELY DEPICT THE DELIGHTS OF SKYDIVING 703 00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,563 IN HIS COLUMN. 704 00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:21,166 HE WANTS TO DO THAT TODAY? 705 00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,567 NO, SIR, RIGHT NOW. 706 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,569 IT'LL BE IN A PAPER? 707 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,971 WE'RE TALKING BIG DOLLARS. 708 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,906 COULD ANY OF THIS LAND 709 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,008 BE AVAILABLE FOR RESORT DEVELOPMENT? 710 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,242 RESORT? 711 00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:32,644 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 712 00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,245 LOT OF POTENTIAL. 713 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:35,914 LOT OF POTENTIAL. 714 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:40,251 SINCE THIS SERIES WILL BE A FREE GODSEND 715 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,653 TO THE LOCAL ECONOMY, 716 00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,656 WE WERE HOPING MAYBE THAT YOU COULD, UH, 717 00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:47,325 RECIPROCATE A LITTLE ON THE LESSON. 718 00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:49,394 TRUMAN. 719 00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:50,528 HUH? 720 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,930 ON THE LESSON. 721 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,532 NO PROBLEM. WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT. 722 00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:56,534 THEN LET'S GET TO IT. 723 00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:57,969 OK! 724 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,881 OK, FIELD MARSHAL, LET'S GO. 725 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:13,852 HE'S SCARED OF HEIGHTS, REMEMBER? 726 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:16,087 WELL, MOST WEENIES ARE. 727 00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,360 AAH! 728 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,633 HEY, PRETTY EXCITED, ISN'T HE? 729 00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:31,703 THE MAN ABSOLUTELY THRIVES ON DANGER. 730 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,705 WE NEED TO COUNSEL WITH HIM 731 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,106 ABOUT HIS EDITORIAL APPROACH, 732 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:38,009 SO YOU GO INSIDE, GET THINGS STRUNG UP. 733 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,179 WE'LL BE IN RIGHT AFTER YOU, OK? 734 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,047 OK. 735 00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,816 LET HIM UP, DORMAN. 736 00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:46,517 PRETTY MEAN, AREN'T YOU, PHIL? 737 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,887 PRETTY MEAN CHARACTER. 738 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,856 WELL, PROVE IT. 739 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,359 ALL RIGHT, I WILL... 740 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,694 ON ONE CONDITION. 741 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,296 ANYTHING YOU SAY, WEENIE. 742 00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,798 YOU'VE GOT TO SWEAR IT 743 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,733 IN CASE I'M NOT HERE. 744 00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:03,334 CONSIDER IT SWORN. 745 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,469 ME, TOO. 746 00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,104 IF I DO THIS, 747 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,975 YOU GOT TO SWEAR YOU WON'T DODGE THE DRAFT. 748 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:14,445 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 749 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:15,847 YOU GOT TO SWEAR 750 00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:19,117 YOU WON'T SKIP OFF TO MEXICO WITH HIM! 751 00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:26,224 OK. 752 00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:45,176 I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU THINK. 753 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,590 LET'S DO IT. 754 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,592 HEY, REAL GUNG HO, HUH? 755 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,995 HE CAN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED. 756 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,597 SIGN A RELEASE, AND WE'LL GO. 757 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,598 A RELEASE? 758 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,600 SAYING YOU WON'T SUE ME 759 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,269 IF YOU GET KILLED. 760 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,012 YOU'LL BE COMING OUT HERE 761 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:24,615 AND DOING A STABLE FALL FACE DOWN, FROG MODIFIED. 762 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,018 OUT HERE COMES THE STATIC LINE. 763 00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:30,021 THE PILOT CHUTE OPENS, PULLING THE BRIDLE OUT. 764 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:33,024 THEN THE MAIN CANOPY WILL BE OPEN. 765 00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,827 YOU'LL BE HERE, LOOKING UP HERE 766 00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,228 FOR THE WDI INDICATOR. 767 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,797 YOU'LL ALSO CHECK FOR MAE WEST. 768 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,166 IF THAT'S NOT THERE, 769 00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,769 YOU CHECK HERE FOR FOUR PANELS AND A HOLE. 770 00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,171 WHEN YOU COME DOWN, 771 00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:49,174 YOU'LL LAND HERE AND GET IN THIS POSITION. 772 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,176 THAT MEANS YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 773 00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:53,845 SO YOU WANT TO GET RIGHT HERE, 774 00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,847 COME AROUND HERE, FOLD UP, 775 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,849 DO A TOGGLE AND JETTISON, 776 00:46:57,849 --> 00:47:00,218 AND ALWAYS WATCH THE HORIZON. 777 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:05,623 ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! 778 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,726 ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! 779 00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:10,595 ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! ARCH! 780 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:13,264 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 781 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,033 HOLD IT. 782 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,302 YOU SCREWED UP AGAIN, MAN. 783 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:22,440 YOU GOT TO STAY CLEAR OF THIS GUIDELINE, DUDE, 784 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,810 OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR HEAD TORE OFF. 785 00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:27,212 GO AHEAD AND JUMP OFF THE STRUT 786 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,948 AND ARCH BACK ONTO THIS MATTRESS. 787 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:31,349 ARCH! ARCH! 788 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,750 A GOOD HARD ARCH. 789 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:35,753 LET'S DO IT AGAIN LIKE I SHOWED YOU. 790 00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:38,156 YOU'RE INSIDE. I CUT THE ENGINE. 791 00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:41,192 YOU REACH YOUR HANDS OUTSIDE THE DOOR. 792 00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:43,094 STEP OUT ON THE WHEEL, 793 00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,096 DANGLE A FOOT, AND ARCH! 794 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,465 ARCH! ARCH! 795 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,634 ARCH! ARCH! 796 00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,236 ARCH! ARCH! 797 00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:52,837 [CRASH] 798 00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,239 HA HA HA HA. 799 00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:59,110 WOW. HE, UH, HE MISSED THE MATTRESS. 800 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,385 YOU MIGHT WANT TO HELP HIM 801 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,486 ADJUST THE STRAPS. 802 00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:14,025 THE CHANCES OF HAVING A MALFUNCTION 803 00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,427 ARE 1 IN 1,000, MR. HICKS. 804 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:19,630 I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU WORRYING ABOUT IT. 805 00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,432 I RIGGED CHUTES IN NAM. 806 00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:24,035 I REPACK THESE BABIES EVERY WEEK. 807 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,770 IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG 808 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,038 WITH YOUR MAIN CHUTE, 809 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:29,440 YOU GOT THE BELLY RESERVE HERE. 810 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,442 YOU'RE GOING TO GET TWO SHOTS. 811 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,445 WE'LL GO THROUGH IT LIKE I SHOWED YOU. 812 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,448 YOU'RE ON THE WING AND LOOKING AT ME. 813 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:40,051 COME ON. YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME, 814 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:43,054 AND I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL TO GO! 815 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,156 NOW YOU'RE WATCHING AND COUNTING. 816 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:47,092 1,001, 1,002. THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING! 817 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:49,694 AT 6, LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER! 818 00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:52,097 IT'S A STREAMER! CUT AWAY! 819 00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:54,865 PULL THE "D" RINGS! TUCK AND COVER! 820 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:57,902 TUCK AND COVER! HIT THE RESERVE! 821 00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:00,471 LOOK OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN, MAN! 822 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:03,374 LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE GROUND! 823 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,248 YOU GOT TO BE COOL, DUDE. 824 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,750 DO THAT IN THE REAL THING, 825 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,419 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BOUNCE. 826 00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:15,420 BOUNCE? 827 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,023 WHEN SOMEBODY MAKES THE BIG DROP, 828 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,424 THEY DON'T REALLY SPATTER. 829 00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,027 THEY JUST BOUNCE ABOUT 10 FEET. 830 00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,428 AROUND HERE, YOU DON'T 831 00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,031 'CAUSE THE LANDING ZONE'S REAL SOFT. 832 00:49:26,031 --> 00:49:27,432 ALTHOUGH IN ONE CASE, 833 00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:30,435 A GUY LEFT A CRATER LIKE A METEORITE. 834 00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:33,638 DID HE BURN WHEN HE ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE? 835 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,040 I DON'T THINK SO. 836 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,043 ARE WE READY TO SUIT HIM UP? 837 00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,311 OH, SURE THING, MR. BARNES. 838 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,358 TEST 1. 839 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:54,792 [ECHO] TEST 1. 840 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:55,826 TEST 2. 841 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,062 [ECHO] TEST 2. 842 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,463 YOU'RE ALL SET, MAN. 843 00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:00,465 I'LL BE TALKING YOU DOWN. 844 00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,667 IS SOMETHING THE MATTER, DUDE? 845 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,669 IF IT'LL MAKE IT EASIER, 846 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,071 I'LL JUMP FIRST 847 00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:09,340 SO'S YOU CAN WATCH HOW IT'S DONE. 848 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:18,015 OH. 849 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,085 OH, GOD. 850 00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:23,088 WHAT A SPACE CADET I AM, HUH? 851 00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,689 I CAN'T DO THAT. 852 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,091 IF I DO THAT, 853 00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:28,693 WHO'S GOING TO LAND THE PLANE? 854 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,062 OH, GOD. 855 00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,663 THAT WAS A JOKE. 856 00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,732 THAT WAS A BAD JOKE. 857 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,173 THERE SHE IS. 858 00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:48,246 WHAT A BEAUT. 859 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,715 I PAINTED HER MYSELF. 860 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,517 SLOW YEAR, HUH? 861 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,120 LOOKS FAST, TRUMAN. 862 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,521 YEAH. IT'S THE STRIPES. 863 00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,690 YEAH. WELL, I LIKE THOSE. 864 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,092 TRELIS PAINTED THOSE. 865 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,693 SHE'S REAL TALENTED. 866 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,695 WATCH YOUR HEADS NOW. 867 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,102 WE DON'T NEED THAT. 868 00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:12,970 OH, HI, HAZEL. 869 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,772 NO FLIGHT TODAY. 870 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,623 [BANG] 871 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,625 OH, SAY, TRUMAN, I AIN'T SURE, 872 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:38,163 BUT I THINK I JUST HURT YOUR PLANE. 873 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,402 OH. OH, NO, MAN. DON'T WORRY. 874 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:46,404 THAT THING'S ALWAYS COMING OFF. 875 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:49,407 I'M ALWAYS MEANING TO FIX THIS THING. 876 00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:52,009 I JUST NEVER HAVE THE TIME. 877 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,411 THERE WE GO. 878 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,913 THAT BABY'S AS GOOD AS NEW. 879 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,149 MR. HICKS! 880 00:51:58,149 --> 00:51:59,717 OH, HERE HE IS. 881 00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,118 THERE HE IS. 882 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,720 YOU ALL SET? 883 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,389 HE'S RARING TO GO. 884 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,125 HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS 885 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,361 AREN'T WRITING THIS STUFF DOWN? 886 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:13,464 THAT'S A GOOD POINT, TRUMAN. 887 00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:27,144 YOU TAKE GOOD NOTES, PHILIP. 888 00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:34,619 HOP IN, DUDE. 889 00:52:55,673 --> 00:53:00,044 THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR A GROOVER, BOYS, 890 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:04,315 ONE GIANT LEAP FOR WEENIEKIND! 891 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:11,889 WHOO! 892 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,822 THERE HE IS, BOYS! 893 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:52,430 I THINK HE'S REALLY GOING TO DO IT. 894 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,166 AIN'T THIS FINE? 895 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,168 VICARIOUS ENTERTAINMENT, 896 00:53:58,168 --> 00:53:59,470 COURTESY OF PHIL HICKS, 897 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:00,571 WEENIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. 898 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,140 OH, THAT PHIL. HE'S SOMETHING. 899 00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,643 HEY! 900 00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:09,179 WHICH ONE OF YOU GEEKS GRABBED THE WRONG CHUTE? 901 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,848 WHO'S GOT MY LAUNDRY? 902 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,759 YOU PROBABLY DO STUFF LIKE THIS A LOT, 903 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,761 BEING AN ACTION-ADVENTURE EDITOR. 904 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:26,364 DID YOU EVER SPEARFISH FOR SHARKS? 905 00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:28,265 MUST BE A REAL RUSH... 906 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:32,202 YOU AND A GREAT WHITE, ONE ON ONE. 907 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,139 HE DOESN'T HAVE A RADIO ON THE PLANE? 908 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,541 HE NEVER NEEDED ONE. 909 00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,142 THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. 910 00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:40,711 LISTEN, WE GOT TO GET HIM DOWN, 911 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,112 GET HIM DOWN. 912 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,114 WE GOT TO STOP HIM, TRELIS. 913 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,516 QUIT WORRYING. 914 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:48,118 HE'S GOT ONE GOOD CHUTE 915 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,520 AND MY LAUNDRY! 916 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,522 YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO REMEMBER 917 00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,724 ANY OF THAT EMERGENCY STUFF? 918 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:54,592 WOULD YOU? 919 00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,594 WE GOT TO STOP HIM. 920 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,129 WE GOT TO SEND HIM A SIGNAL. 921 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,465 HOW, SMOKE SIGNALS? 922 00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,066 BURN HIS CAR. 923 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,300 NO, NO! SOMETHING ELSE. 924 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,669 SOMETHING ELSE. 925 00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,070 I GOT IT! 926 00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:07,938 WE'LL SPELL "DON'T JUMP" 927 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,073 ON THE GROUND. 928 00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:10,475 WITH WHAT? 929 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,718 HEY, YOU DON'T MIND IF I FIRE UP, DO YOU? 930 00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:23,421 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A COUPLE OF HITS 931 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,490 BEFORE YOU GO OUT THE DOOR. 932 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,026 IT MAKES THE TRIP DOWN REAL INTERESTING. 933 00:56:02,427 --> 00:56:03,561 QUICK, SON! 934 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,697 WE NEED YOU TO BE AN APOSTROPHE! 935 00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:10,568 NO, NO! IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! 936 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:12,169 IT'S TOO SMALL. 937 00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:13,571 HE WON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 938 00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:15,172 WE'RE OUT OF CLOTHES. 939 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:16,874 COME ON, GARDNER, THINK! 940 00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:31,822 COME HERE, BOYS! 941 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,425 THERE AREN'T MANY DUDES LEFT AROUND 942 00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,693 WHO'LL GO FOR IT. 943 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:38,162 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 944 00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:41,165 IT'S LIKE THE MAN SAID... 945 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,568 IT'S BETTER TO GO LIKE THIS 946 00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,570 THAN IN SOME SENSELESS TRAGEDY. 947 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:49,173 I'D RATHER BURN IN AT 200 MILES AN HOUR 948 00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:50,575 AND HAVE SOME LAUGHS 949 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:53,478 THAN TO EAT IT IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 950 00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:56,080 THAT'S A DUMB WAY TO GO. 951 00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:01,952 OH, HEY. 952 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,522 I GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY DREAM. 953 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,791 YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTO THIS, MAN. 954 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:09,594 THE ONE THING I WANT TO DO 955 00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:10,995 BEFORE JOINING THE COSMOS 956 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:13,631 IS HANG GLIDE OFF MOUNT EVEREST. 957 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,833 WAIT. HERE'S THE BEST PART... 958 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,167 IT'S NAKED! 959 00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,268 YEAH, MAN. 960 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:21,739 * BORN TO BE WILD * 961 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,774 YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST THERE, BUDDY. 962 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,143 THE DROP ZONE'S DEAD AHEAD. 963 00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,145 HEY, MAN, WHAT A DRAG. 964 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:29,747 THE PLANE'S COMING. 965 00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,950 I MEAN WHERE DO YOU GUYS GET OFF? 966 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:33,818 BIODEGRADABLE SOAP 967 00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:36,086 DON'T COME CHEAP, YOU KNOW. 968 00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,221 HEY, LOOK. 969 00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:40,090 YOUR BUDDIES WROTE YOU SOME KIND OF MESSAGE. 970 00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:41,425 THIS IS GREAT! 971 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,728 ONE BOTCHED LOAD ISN'T ENOUGH. 972 00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:47,364 YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY UNCOOL. 973 00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:49,600 MY FLOUR! 974 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,036 WHAT A PISSER! 975 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,542 "GO...ON." 976 00:57:57,542 --> 00:58:00,578 HEY, THOSE GUYS SPELLED IT OUT GOOD. 977 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,179 HERE, TAKE A LOOK. 978 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,180 OH! 979 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,248 AAH! 980 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,084 HE'S COMING, YOU GUYS! 981 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,719 HE'S COMING! 982 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:10,655 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON? 983 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:12,256 UH, MA'AM, UH, WAIT. 984 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,257 MA'AM, NO. 985 00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,592 NO, MA'AM. NO. WHOA. 986 00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:16,661 NO, TRELIS, NO, WAIT. 987 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,936 OK, MAN. GET READY. 988 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:30,675 JUST KEEP YOUR DISTANCE, MAC. 989 00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,443 WE NEED THAT LAUNDRY A FEW MINUTES. 990 00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:36,446 I AIN'T KINKY. I AIN'T INTO THAT STUFF. 991 00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:38,215 [AIRPLANE MOTOR REVS] 992 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,987 OK, DUDE, OUT YOU GO. 993 00:58:46,591 --> 00:58:47,725 REMEMBER... 994 00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,561 I WANT TO SEE A GOOD, HARD ARCH. 995 00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:59,937 WHAT AM I DOING OUT HERE? 996 00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,471 GO! 997 00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:04,008 WHOA! AAH! AAH! 998 00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:07,311 HEY, MAN, YOU GOT TO LET GO! 999 00:59:07,311 --> 00:59:08,713 DON'T GET SICK, MAN. 1000 00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:11,548 I CAN'T LAND WITH YOU LIKE THAT. 1001 00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,218 SORRY, DUDE. 1002 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:16,887 OOH! 1003 00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:19,957 YAA! 1004 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,491 AAH! AAH! 1005 00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:24,762 AAH! 1006 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,801 A WHOLE WASHDAY SHOT TO HELL. 1007 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,003 WOW. WHAT A BUMMER. 1008 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:42,647 HEY, MR. HICKS, GUESS WHAT? 1009 00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,749 HEY, DON'T GET UPSET, MAN, 1010 00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:47,752 BUT THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 1011 00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:50,020 YOUR PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN, MAN. 1012 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,589 MR. HICKS! 1013 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,591 SWEET JESUS, MAKE HIS BRAIN WORK. 1014 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,827 HIT THE RESERVE, SON. HIT IT! 1015 00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,228 MR. HICKS! LISTEN, DUDE. 1016 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,165 IF YOU'RE INTO PLAYING IT CLOSE, THAT'S COOL, 1017 01:00:01,165 --> 01:00:04,234 BUT WE'RE TALKING MEGAMALFUNCTION HERE. 1018 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,370 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1019 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,472 COME ON, PHIL! HIT IT! 1020 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,308 TURN YOUR VOLUME UP A TAD! 1021 01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:16,380 I SAID YOUR PARACHUTE DIDN'T OPEN, MAN! 1022 01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:17,848 WHAT? 1023 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,449 OK, DUDE, NO PROBLEM. 1024 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,852 JUST WANTED TO KEEP YOU POSTED. 1025 01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:26,256 NOW WHY DON'T WE PULL ON THAT OLD RESERVE, HUH? 1026 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:27,992 IT'S ON YOUR BELLY, MAN. 1027 01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:31,461 IT'S A SILVER HANDLE ON YOUR BELLY. 1028 01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,164 YOUR STOMACH. YOUR TUM-TUM. 1029 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:37,167 PULL THE HANDLE ON YOUR STOMACH! 1030 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,343 PULL THE HANDLE 1031 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,078 ON YOUR STOMACH! 1032 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,754 PULL THE HANDLE ON YOUR STOMACH! 1033 01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:03,027 PHILIP! 1034 01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:04,094 YAHOO! 1035 01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:06,731 YEAH! 1036 01:01:06,731 --> 01:01:07,965 YAHOO! 1037 01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,835 YEAH! ALL RIGHT. WAY TO GO, MR. HICKS! 1038 01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:13,904 NOW GET THOSE LEGS TOGETHER 1039 01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:16,640 AND GET READY TO LAND! 1040 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,176 YAY! WOOWOO! WOO! 1041 01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,383 YEAH! YAHOO! 1042 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,252 TERRIFIC! YAHOO! 1043 01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:30,387 YEAH! WOOHOO! 1044 01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:43,734 WOOHOO! 1045 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:46,303 WOOHOO! YEAH! 1046 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:49,807 WOOHOO! 1047 01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,910 YOU MADE IT, SON! 1048 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,880 PHILIP. LISTEN TO ME, SON. 1049 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,282 I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD. 1050 01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,616 NOT A WORD. 1051 01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:01,018 WAY TO GO, MISTER! 1052 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:04,188 GREAT RECOVERY, MAN. I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND. 1053 01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:07,191 HE'S GOT A GOOD GRIP ON THAT THING. 1054 01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:09,827 WAKE UP, SON. IT'S ALL OVER. 1055 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,961 FORGIVE US. 1056 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:12,997 WE'LL NEVER BADMOUTH YOU AGAIN. 1057 01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:16,233 ANGELS! 1058 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,634 NO, SON, IT'S US. 1059 01:02:17,634 --> 01:02:19,636 YOU MADE IT. YOU'RE ALIVE. 1060 01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:22,039 YOU'RE GOING DOWN IN THE ANNALS 1061 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,909 OF GROOVERDOM FOR THIS ONE, BUD. 1062 01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,478 WAIT A MINUTE. 1063 01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,316 YOU GET A FREE PICTURE WITH YOUR FIRST JUMP. 1064 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,517 OK. 1065 01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:34,919 OH. LISTEN, UH... 1066 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:37,654 HOPE YOU AREN'T SORE ABOUT THIS LITTLE SCREWUP. 1067 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,056 OH, NO. NO. 1068 01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,657 ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN. 1069 01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:42,993 I DON'T WANT NO BAD PRESS. 1070 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,162 OK, HOLD IT, HOLD IT. 1071 01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:50,134 I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE. 1072 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,317 YOU'LL WEAR THAT OUT 1073 01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,187 LOOKING AT IT SO MUCH, PHILIP. 1074 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,493 WEENIES ARE LIKE THAT. 1075 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:28,072 THANKS FOR LETTING US FINISH THIS THING. 1076 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:00,570 IT'S THE LAST ONE. 1077 01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,909 HOW FAR IS THE BORDER? 1078 01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:10,147 IT'S ABOUT 3 OR 4 MILES THATAWAY. 1079 01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,317 THINK HE'S STILL THERE? DOM? 1080 01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:16,286 YEAH. IT DON'T ALL CHANGE. 1081 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:20,057 THIS PLACE DID. 1082 01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:23,060 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE 16, 17, 1083 01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,394 LOOKING AHEAD? 1084 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:27,064 HOW YOU KNEW THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS... 1085 01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,399 THEY'D BE GREAT. 1086 01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:31,068 JUST KNEW IT. 1087 01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:35,305 I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY NO MORE. 1088 01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:39,509 I'M NOT GOING WITH YOU, GARDNER. 1089 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:41,946 I SWORE. 1090 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,348 I KNOW. 1091 01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:49,653 HOW ABOUT YOU? WHAT'S AFTER MEXICO? 1092 01:04:51,956 --> 01:04:54,358 I AIN'T TOO WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 1093 01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:56,360 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD REQUEST 1094 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,695 A DUTY ASSIGNMENT IN GERMANY. 1095 01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:01,131 WE GOT LOTS OF BASES THERE. 1096 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:03,267 MAYBE I COULD HELP OUT. 1097 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:05,936 WELL, THANK YOU, BUD. 1098 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:10,607 BUT, UH...I JUST CAN'T CHANCE THAT. 1099 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:12,943 ANYWAY, YOU KNOW ME... 1100 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,478 GOT TO ROAM. 1101 01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:15,946 GOT TO BIRD-DOG. 1102 01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:18,348 GOT TO CROSS FEMALES AND FENCES, 1103 01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:22,619 AND IF YOU'D ALL JUST COME WITH ME, YOU'D SEE. 1104 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,111 WELL, THEN... 1105 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,382 LET'S GO DIG THAT RASCAL UP. 1106 01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:56,606 THAT'S IT. 1107 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,259 HELLO, BUD. 1108 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,710 HERE'S TO US, BY GOD! 1109 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:10,280 TO US, AND THAT, 1110 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,617 AND PRIVILEGES OF YOUTH. 1111 01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,254 HERE'S TO US AND WHAT WE WERE. 1112 01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,156 AND WHAT WE'LL BE. 1113 01:09:22,426 --> 01:09:24,328 AND WHAT WE'LL BE. 1114 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,574 [BOTTLE BREAKS] 1115 01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:42,712 WAS IT WORTH IT? 1116 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,450 YEAH... 1117 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,918 IT WAS. 1118 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:52,522 NO, IT WASN'T. I BLEW IT. 1119 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,525 SHE LOVED ME, AND I BLEW IT. 1120 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:58,127 MAYBE IT NEVER WOULD HAVE WORKED, 1121 01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:00,997 BUT AT LEAST I SHOULD HAVE TRIED. 1122 01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:02,399 I SHOULD HAVE TRIED. 1123 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:06,303 GOD DAMN IT! I BLEW IT! 1124 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,418 YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE, PHILIP? 1125 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,223 I DON'T KNOW. 1126 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,625 COURSE YOU KNOW. 1127 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:30,294 IF YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU LOVED A WOMAN, 1128 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,096 YOU LOVED HER. 1129 01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:35,098 THAT'S ALL LOVE IS, MOSTLY. 1130 01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:36,933 THOUGHTS. 1131 01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:50,580 HELP ME HERE. 1132 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:53,450 THIS BOY'S GOT TO GET MARRIED. 1133 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,388 YES? 1134 01:10:58,388 --> 01:10:59,723 OF COURSE SHE SAID YES. 1135 01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:02,326 WASN'T IT ME PROPOSING FOR HIM? 1136 01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:03,927 WAS SHE MAD? 1137 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,329 I BLAMED YOU. 1138 01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:06,596 WHAT? 1139 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:09,466 SHE KNOWS BETTER. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, 1140 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:11,468 DO WHAT I TELL YOU, 1141 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:14,671 AND WE MIGHT PULL THIS THING OFF. 1142 01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:15,539 YES, SIR. 1143 01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:17,474 ARE WE TAKING HIM TO DALLAS? 1144 01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:20,076 NO. HER FAMILY WOULD KILL HIM. 1145 01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,478 IT WOULD BE BORING. 1146 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:23,680 SHE'S GOT TO COME HERE. 1147 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,881 HOW? 1148 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,086 GIVE ME THAT DIME. 1149 01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:31,488 THERE'S ONLY ONE HUMAN BEING 1150 01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:34,023 THAT CAN DO IT ON TIME. 1151 01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:50,139 * GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN' 1152 01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:53,677 * HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY * 1153 01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,244 * LOOKIN' FOR ADVENTURE... 1154 01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:59,516 "I-35 TO LOOP 635. 1155 01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,385 SOUTH TO BAND-AID." 1156 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,286 BAND-AID? 1157 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,890 * TAKE THE WORLD IN A LOVE EMBRACE * 1158 01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:10,360 * FIRE ALL THE GUNS AT ONCE AND * 1159 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,229 * EXPLODE INTO SPACE 1160 01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:16,766 * I LIKE SMOKE AND LIGHTNING * 1161 01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:19,035 * HEAVY METAL THUNDER... 1162 01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,203 OH... 1163 01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,638 OH, "CLEVELAND." 1164 01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,912 YOU. HEY, YOU! 1165 01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:32,115 YEAH. TERMINATE THAT FLIGHT PATH IMMEDIATELY. 1166 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:33,750 FOLLOW ME INTO LOVE FIELD. 1167 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,953 NOW! I'M NOT TELLING YOU TWICE. 1168 01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:39,589 * EXPLODE INTO SPACE 1169 01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,492 * LIKE A TRUE NATURE'S CHILD * 1170 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:45,995 * WE WERE BORN, BORN TO BE WILD * 1171 01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:48,164 * WE CAN CLIMB SO HIGH 1172 01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:52,536 * I NEVER WANT TO DIE... * 1173 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,234 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1174 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,636 US? OH, SETTING UP 1175 01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:27,837 FOR A WEDDING RECEPTION. 1176 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:28,638 HERE? 1177 01:13:28,638 --> 01:13:30,239 YEP. BIG ONE, TOO. 1178 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,643 CHAMPAGNE, ROAST DUCK, THE WORKS. 1179 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,711 FACT, CATERING TRUCKS 1180 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:35,812 OUGHT TO BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 1181 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:38,314 YOU FEEL FREE TO STICK AROUND. 1182 01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,283 THERE'LL BE PLENTY FOR EVERYBODY. 1183 01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:42,852 OH! NAPKINS! 1184 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:45,955 I FORGOT TO ORDER THE NAPKINS. 1185 01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:49,693 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. 1186 01:13:49,693 --> 01:13:52,629 HELL, I GOT NAPKINS. 1187 01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:56,866 DO YOU? 1188 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:11,981 * GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN' 1189 01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:14,951 * HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY * 1190 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,219 * LOOKIN'... * 1191 01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:28,632 [RING] 1192 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,770 [RING] 1193 01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:38,575 [RING] 1194 01:14:41,511 --> 01:14:42,946 HELLO? 1195 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:44,981 WHO? 1196 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,116 JUST A MOMENT. 1197 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:49,118 ARE YOU MR. BARNES? 1198 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:51,921 WELL, YES, I AM. 1199 01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,256 TELEPHONE. 1200 01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,061 THANK YOU, SIR. 1201 01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,095 HELLO? 1202 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:00,229 YES. 1203 01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,898 YES. 1204 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,067 OH, NO. 1205 01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,368 NO. 1206 01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:08,271 WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO... 1207 01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,510 TALK ABOUT YOUR ROTTEN LUCK. 1208 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,511 WHAT HAPPENED? 1209 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,713 NO CHAMPAGNE. 1210 01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,915 TRUCK FLIPPED OVER IN FORT STOCKTON. 1211 01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:20,516 BROKE EVERY DAMN BOTTLE. 1212 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,752 WHAT WILL WE DRINK? 1213 01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:26,556 SAY, Y'ALL DRINK BEER? 1214 01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:29,525 WELL, YES. 1215 01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,928 ON OCCASION. 1216 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:35,565 [HORN HONKS] 1217 01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:57,053 HI, THERE. 1218 01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,187 HI. 1219 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,123 MIND IF I CUT IN? 1220 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,791 THANKS A LOT. 1221 01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:11,534 I WISH WE'D ORDERED BEANS. 1222 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:14,537 I'LL GO HOME AND FIX A BATCH. 1223 01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:15,972 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 1224 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,942 THEY'D BETTER BRING TABLES ON THAT CATERING TRUCK. 1225 01:16:18,942 --> 01:16:20,944 THERE'S TABLES AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE. 1226 01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:23,947 I WONDER IF WE MIGHT BORROW A FEW. 1227 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:26,549 I RECKON. MY SON IS PRINCIPAL. 1228 01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,551 SAY, YOU LOOKING FOR ME? 1229 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,953 ED. THE BUTCHER. 1230 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:34,858 ED, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 1231 01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:45,068 [MUSICAL HORN HONKS] 1232 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:53,609 NEVER CATER ANOTHER PARTY WITH THOSE PEOPLE. 1233 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,611 YOU FOLKS ARE SO KIND. 1234 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,213 WHY, THANK YOU. 1235 01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:58,214 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1236 01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,216 WE LOST THE BAND! 1237 01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:05,554 MEL. 1238 01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,156 YEAH, I HEARD. 1239 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,557 THAT'S A SHAME. 1240 01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:10,960 THERE'S SOME FELLAS HERE IN TOWN 1241 01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,361 THAT CUT A MEAN... 1242 01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:15,364 THE BAND WAS BRINGING THE DECORATIONS, TOO. 1243 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:18,567 SEE, THEY WERE BRINGING OUR TREE LIGHTS, EVERYTHING. 1244 01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,037 I'M SORRY YOU HOOKED THOSE EXTENSIONS UP 1245 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,171 FOR NOTHING. 1246 01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:24,974 THIS THING WAS COMING TOGETHER SO NICE, TOO. 1247 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:27,076 WELL, TREE LIGHTS, HUH? 1248 01:17:29,445 --> 01:17:30,579 WAGGENER. 1249 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:32,716 WAGGENER. 1250 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,117 WAKE UP. 1251 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,086 GET HANDSOME. 1252 01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:46,322 TRUMAN, YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR. 1253 01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,525 LOOK, I OWED YOU ONE, MR. BARNES, 1254 01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,194 AND HERE SHE IS. 1255 01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:00,804 DON'T I KNOW YOU? 1256 01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:03,773 YOU USED TO. 1257 01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:20,503 THANKS. 1258 01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:34,350 HERE. 1259 01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,386 BEST MAN'S GOT TO DANCE, TOO, YOU KNOW. 1260 01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,005 HEY! 1261 01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,207 HOW ABOUT A FANDANGO? 1262 01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:40,776 [CHEERING] 1263 01:24:52,455 --> 01:24:53,656 KEEP IT. 1264 01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:04,567 WHERE'S GARDNER? 1265 01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:06,302 WHERE'S GARDNER? 1266 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,171 HE'S NOT HERE. 1267 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:48,677 WELL, LISTEN, 1268 01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,613 I'M GOING TO CATCH A RIDE WITH SOMEBODY. 1269 01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,080 IT'S BEEN REAL. 1270 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,283 CALL ME SOME TIME. 1271 01:25:54,283 --> 01:25:57,152 ARTHUR ANDERSON IN DALLAS. 1272 01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,764 GARDNER DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE. 1273 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,667 NEITHER WILL I. 1274 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,422 DORMAN? 1275 01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:49,472 GOODBYE, FRIEND. 1276 01:26:49,472 --> 01:26:51,907 HAVE A NICE LIFE. 1277 01:27:46,161 --> 01:27:49,164 * COME DOWN OFF YOUR THRONE * 1278 01:27:49,164 --> 01:27:52,301 * AND LEAVE YOUR BODY ALONE * 1279 01:27:52,301 --> 01:27:57,840 * SOMEBODY MUST CHANGE 1280 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:03,546 * YOU ARE THE REASON I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG * 1281 01:28:03,546 --> 01:28:07,983 * SOMEBODY HOLDS THE KEY 1282 01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:11,387 * WELL, I'M NEAR THE END 1283 01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:17,292 * AND I JUST AIN'T GOT THE TIME * 1284 01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:19,528 * AND I'M WASTED 1285 01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:25,634 * AND I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1286 01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:38,847 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 1287 01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:41,984 * OOH OOH OOH 1288 01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:47,022 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 1289 01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:49,592 * COME DOWN ON YOUR OWN 1290 01:28:49,592 --> 01:28:53,161 * AND LEAVE YOUR BODY ALONE * 1291 01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:58,601 * SOMEBODY MUST CHANGE 1292 01:28:58,601 --> 01:29:00,369 * YOU ARE THE REASON 1293 01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:04,407 * I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS * 1294 01:29:04,407 --> 01:29:08,544 * SOMEBODY HOLDS THE KEY 1295 01:29:08,544 --> 01:29:11,313 * WELL, I'M NEAR THE END 1296 01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:16,619 * AND I JUST AIN'T GOT THE TIME * 1297 01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:19,422 * OH, AND I'M WASTED 1298 01:29:21,256 --> 01:29:27,129 * AND I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1299 01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:41,477 * OOH 1300 01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:47,450 * BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1301 01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:49,952 * AAH 1302 01:29:49,952 --> 01:29:52,220 * OOH 1303 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:58,193 * BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1304 01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:02,698 * OOH 1305 01:30:02,698 --> 01:30:08,904 * BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1306 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,707 * OOH OOH OOH 1307 01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,742 * OOH OOH OOH OOH 1308 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:18,747 * BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1309 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:24,286 * STILL I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 1310 01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:29,992 * AND I AIN'T DONE NOTHING WRONG * 1311 01:30:29,992 --> 01:30:36,098 * BUT I CAN'T FIND MY WAY HOME * 79010

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