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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:23,482 Haide. Dr�gu�o. D�-i lui tati p�tura. 2 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:27,778 Ascult�. O s� fie o petrecere grozav�. cu multe pr�jituri �i �nghe�at�... 3 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,447 dar feti�ele cu paturile umede nu au voie s� mearg�. 4 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,991 Imediat. D�-o lui tati. 5 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:36,873 Facem a�a: l�s�m p�tura aici. 6 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:39,456 O s�-�i dau �n avans banii t�i de buzunar p�n� la 40 de ani. 7 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,542 Batem palma? 8 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,255 Nici discu�ie, p�tura nu intra �n ma�ina asta. 9 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:48,632 - Mam�! - Nu. Nu. De data asta nu. 10 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:51,260 Este un BMW nou de 25.000 $... 11 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,846 cu interior din piele. 12 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,931 Tom. E doar o ma�in�. 13 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:59,101 Haide. Tocmai am capitonat toate scaunele. 14 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:12,865 Ai to�i optarii? 15 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,950 P�c�lici. 16 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:16,827 De ce �i ia �ntotdeauna a�a de mult? 17 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:21,164 G�nde�te-te la ea ca la o activitate �n desf�urare. 18 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,836 - Ar�t bine? - Oare stelele str�lucesc? 19 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,254 Haide. Iubito, bicicleta te a�teapt�. 20 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:30,132 Ai �ncercat s�-�i pui dresurile cu unghiile proasp�t date cu oj�? 21 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,384 - E oribil. - Mi-am uitat cutia cu mostre. 22 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,595 Haide, Tish. O s� �nt�rziem. 23 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,555 Am �nt�rziat. 24 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,975 Ai grij�. 25 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,105 Car�-te de pe �osea! 26 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,485 Fii atent. Tom! 27 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,498 Haide! 28 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,046 Felicitari. Mam�. 29 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,590 Nu a fost o ceremonie frumoas�? 30 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,884 Minunat�. 31 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,220 Oh. Nu! �nseamn� fertilitate. 32 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,388 Doamne p�ze�te. 33 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,615 Acest c�ntec grozav, cu ritmul lui fantastic. 34 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,577 E un ritm fantastic �i po�i s�-l sim�i �i tu. 35 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,163 �n�elegi ce-�i spun. 36 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:46,708 Da, �n�elegi ce-�i spun, vino �i danseaz� 37 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:48,877 Vino �i danseaz�, vino �i danseaz�. 38 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,880 Uit�-te la mama! 39 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,718 C�nd stelele ajung la cer, cerul va str�luci. 40 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,097 O noapte �ntreag� cerul va str�luci. 41 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,141 ��e ur�te. 42 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,230 N-are fund. 43 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:11,066 Deci, Tom, tot mai vinzi Subaru? 44 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:14,444 De c�te ori trebuie s�-�i spun, Kirby? Eu v�nd BMW-uri. 45 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,322 Doar c� din �nt�mplare se �nvecineaz� cu salonul de prezentare Subaru. 46 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,454 - Uit�-te la ea. - Ce porc. 47 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,082 Am ajuns. Teferi �i nev�t�ma�i. 48 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,129 �tiu. Trebuie s� lu�m o ma�in�. 49 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,047 O am pe list�. 50 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,049 Mi-am uscat p�rul �n fa�a televizorului... 51 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:38,510 �i s-a electrizat. 52 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,512 Mitch. Termin�, te rog. 53 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,514 Mitch. Nu f� asta. 54 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,809 Verii t�i Toby �i Mary... au un b�iat sau o feti��? 55 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,103 Unul sau altul. 56 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,024 Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai! 57 00:04:16,507 --> 00:04:18,967 Felicit�ri miresei �i mirelui. 58 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,969 Mul�i ani ferici�i �mpreun�. 59 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,514 Isuse. Ce-i asta? 60 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,854 D�-i jos hainele �i machiajele. Ce r�m�ne? 61 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,524 O splendid� femeie goal�. 62 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,986 Felicit�ri, unchiule Phil. 63 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,863 Nu e grozav�? 64 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,241 Edie. Dac� e�ti pe jum�tate at�t de minunat� pe c�t spune unchiul meu... 65 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,536 O s�-l p�r�sesc chiar acum... �i o s� m� m�rit cu tine. 66 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,705 Ea e minunat� so�ie a lui Larry. Tish. 67 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,207 Felicit�ri. 68 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:53,168 �i monstrul �sta de aici este Mitchie. 69 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,254 Salut. Mai �ncet c�-s dat cu spum�, unchiule Phil. 70 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,090 - Salut. Mitch. - Asta-i pentru tine. 71 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,717 Vii s� lucrezi cu mine, pui de lele? 72 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,803 �i-am mai spus, unchiule Phil. Nu-mi pot imagina cum... 73 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:07,391 un tip musculos �i intelectual ca mine s� lucreze �ntr-o firm� de de�euri. 74 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:11,562 Larry, crede-m�, viitorul este �n gunoaie. 75 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:15,607 P�n� �n anul 2000 n-o s� mai r�m�n� nici un loc pentru murd�riile umane. 76 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,944 Bag�-te c�t mai ai timp �i pia�a e �nc� deschis�. 77 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,239 Nu spune nimic. Mai reflecteaz�. 78 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:25,909 - Mai vorbim. OK? - E�ti pe lista mea, unchiule Phil. 79 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,620 - Pe lista mea. Jur �n fa�a lui Dumnezeu. - �i-am luat lista. 80 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:36,378 A� vrea s� fac... Aten�ie, v� rog. Aten�ie. 81 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:40,549 Vreau s� fac un toast pentru aces t�n�r cuplu �nc�nt�tor. 82 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,052 Cei mai mul�i dintre noi ne g�sim dragoastea... 83 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,513 o dat� �n via��, dac� suntem noroco�i. 84 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:51,935 Dar ace�tia doi �i-au g�sit a doua oar� dragostea mai t�rziu �n via��... 85 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:58,066 Din partea �ntregii mele familii, suntem recunosc�tori... 86 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:02,946 unchiului meu Phil care, de�i este face afaceri cu gunoaiele... 87 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,782 nu a fost la fel de strict cu igiena sa personal�. 88 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,452 Dar asta a fost p�n� te-a �nt�lnit pe tine. 89 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,622 Deci... 90 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,082 acum o s� m� despoi... 91 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,960 �i o s� c�nt o veche balada celtic�... 92 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,254 la flautul meu. 93 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,590 T�ce�i! 94 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:32,184 Nepotul meu Larry tine un toast. 95 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:38,815 Mul�umesc, unchiule Phil. 96 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,692 Chiar dac� orchestra nu s-a oprit. 97 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,112 Ei bine, eu... scuza�i-m�... 98 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:49,159 eu �ncercam s� toastez. 99 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,955 Cred c� ce �ncercam s� spun era c�... 100 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,832 aceast� ocazie este ceva mai mult dec�t o nunt�. 101 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:57,543 E o poveste de dragoste. 102 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,505 Este... o s� mor aici. 103 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:04,299 Este povestea... 104 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,469 este povestea unei doamne �nc�nt�toare 105 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,681 care tr�ia... avea trei fete minunate. 106 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,516 Surori. 107 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:16,019 Fiecare dintre ele avea p�rul ca al mamei lor. 108 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:20,190 Oricum, care culoarea real� a p�rului ei? 109 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,154 G�si�i singuri rim�! 110 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,575 Este povestea lui Phil Kozinski 111 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,745 care tr�ia singur �ntr-o groap� de gunoaie 112 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,540 Oricum, oricum... 113 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,250 oricum. Pentru via��... 114 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,252 pentru dragoste... 115 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,754 pentru Phil �i Edie. 116 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:58,187 Sunt mi�cat. 117 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,192 Un nepot grozav. 118 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,445 O mireas� minunat�. Nu o merit. 119 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,363 Ai dreptate, tic�losule! 120 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:12,409 Hei. Dac� nu-�i place, s�rut�-m� acolo unde nu m� atinge soarele! 121 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,579 - Oh, da? �i unde anume? - O s�-�i ar�t eu unde! 122 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,931 E numai al meu! 123 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:42,564 Fratele meu Angelo se �ntoarce �n morm�nt. 124 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,735 - E�ti un smintit! - Smintit din dragoste! 125 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,463 Deci, toate produsele acestea sunt naturale... 126 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:10,384 �i sunt astfel alese �nc�t s� se potriveasc� cu culorile tale naturale. 127 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:14,263 Tu e�ti toamna... chihlimbar �i fucsina. 128 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:18,559 �i tu e�ti vara... galben �i albastru. 129 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:23,647 �i tu. Dumneata e�ti prim�vara. Ar trebui s� fii �n roz. 130 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,440 Draga mea. Sunt v�duva 131 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,151 de treizeci de ani �i port numai negru. 132 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,863 �i �i se potrive�te. Clasic. 133 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,031 Clasic. 134 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,037 Uit�-te la ea. 135 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,707 L-a �ngropat pe fratele meu doar de cinci ani. 136 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,460 - Uit�-te la ea. Ea l-a omor�t. - Cum? 137 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:49,006 L-a omor�t pentru c� i-a pus unt �n micare toat� via�a. 138 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:53,468 Ascult�-m�, Kevin. ��i spun eu c� ai o problem�. 139 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,180 - Acum nu e momentul. - Ai anulat cecul. 140 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:58,765 - N-ai reparat ma�ina. - Cum adic�, e vina mea c� s-a defectat iar? 141 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,642 S-a defectat c�nd mergeam spre cas�. 142 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,686 - �mi datorezi bani. - �mi datorezi o ma�in�! 143 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,688 - E�ti un blestemat de muncitor. - Tu e�ti un escroc! 144 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:08,192 - Rahat. Haide! - Ia-o mai �ncet. 145 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,695 Lini�te�te-te! Lini�te�te-te! Lini�te�te-te! 146 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:14,156 - Ia-o mai u�or. - V�rul t�u e un tic�los. 147 00:10:14,198 --> 00:10:17,868 - Hei. Calmeaz�-te. - Du-te s� te cau�i, Tom. 148 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:22,331 �mi pare r�u. 149 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,881 De aproape nici nu pare chiar a�a de t�n�r�. 150 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:56,240 Vre�i s� spune�i c� p�rin�ii vo�tri v-au l�sat s� veni�i aici... 151 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:59,868 �i nu v-au spus despre asasinul nun�ilor? 152 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:06,416 Vede�i, e vorba de un tip... Fred. Cred c� numele lui este... 153 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:10,420 �i pritena lui l-a oarasit. OK? 154 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,464 �i �n ziua c�s�toriei ei cu un alt tip... 155 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,758 a ap�rut Fred... 156 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,802 el avea o macet�... 157 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,388 �i i-a taita capul. 158 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,599 Era s�nge peste tot. 159 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,977 �i apoi i-a scos mirelui ma�ele afar�... 160 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,229 chiar prin mijlocul bur�ii �i s-au �mpr�tiat peste tot... 161 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,565 sem�nau cu spaghetele. 162 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:34,319 �i apoi i-a scos ei inima care �nc� mai b�tea... 163 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,738 �i a m�ncat-o. 164 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,115 Stai, sta�i. 165 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,952 �i �n prezent, el merge din nunta �n nunt�... 166 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:44,246 �i-i face pe to�i buc��ele. 167 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,331 �i pe copii? 168 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,292 Mai ales pe copii. 169 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,085 E vremea s� plec�m. Copii. 170 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,134 Ce dr�gu� din partea ta s� le spui pove�ti, Mitch. 171 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,595 Nici o problem�. 172 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,019 Copii. Copii. 173 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,813 Afar�. 174 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,487 La revedere! 175 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,035 - La revedere! - S� ne trimite�i o vedere! 176 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,040 OK. O s� te sun. 177 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:32,002 Tat�, n-o g�sesc nic�ieri... 178 00:12:32,044 --> 00:12:34,546 �i ast� sear� am alte planuri. 179 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,384 - Po�i s�-l duci acas� pe b�iatul meu? - Haide, Mitch. 180 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,429 Grozav. Mul�umesc. Dac� tata pleac�, totul o s� fie OK. 181 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,890 Acas� p�n� la 10:00. 182 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:48,018 Mitch. Acas� p�n� la 10:00. 183 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,649 - La revedere. - Nu mai vine? 184 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:01,823 O s� se �ntoarc� �n cur�nd acas�. A plecat �n luna de miere. 185 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,538 Nu �tiu unde s-a dus. Nu �n�eleg. 186 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,917 Se pare c� mi-am pierdut colegul de camer�. 187 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,128 La fel �i eu. 188 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,881 Eram sigur c� am venit cu cineva aici. 189 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,510 Frumoas� nunt�. 190 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,682 - Sunt cepotul lui Phil. - �tiu. Sunt fiica lui Edie... 191 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,392 �tiu. 192 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,185 - Larry. - Eu sunt Maria. 193 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,062 - Chloe. - Bun�, Chloe. 194 00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,730 - �i-e frig, iubito? - Da. 195 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,650 Ei bine, de ce nu mergem �n�untru? 196 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:39,319 Da, e o idee bun�. 197 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,915 - Ar fi trebuit s� te faci c�nt�re�. - Mul�umesc. Mai �ncerc c�teodat�. 198 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:54,418 So�ia ta e foarte frumoas�. 199 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,504 - Sunte�i c�s�tori�i de mult timp? - De c��iva ani. Tu? 200 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,882 De aproape 11. 201 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:03,302 Ne-am c�s�torit de tineri. 202 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,556 - Ocupa�ia? - Vinde ma�ini. Subaru. 203 00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:10,767 - Nu. Tu lucrezi? - Eu? 204 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,605 Da. Sunt secretar� la un birou de avocatur�. 205 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,690 �i tu? 206 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,484 Predau dansuri de societate. 207 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,196 Adev�rat? 208 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,407 Ai fi mult mai impresionat� dac� �i-a� spune c� sunt agent de burs�? 209 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,242 Pentru c� so�ia mea �sta era. 210 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,912 Totu�i, tat�l meu. ar fi fost mult mai impresionat... 211 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,247 dac� a� fi fost agent de burs�. 212 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,917 �i prietenilor so�iei mele le-ar fi pl�cut. 213 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,294 To�i ar fi fost impresiona�i, dar nu �i eu. 214 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:41,423 - C�n�i �i la pian? - Nu. 215 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,510 La trompet�. 216 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,846 Chiar e�ti profesor de dans? 217 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,101 Uite. Asta... 218 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:57,898 ��i d� dreptul la o lec�ie gratis. 219 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,275 - Nu sunt o dansatoare foarte bun�. - E �n regul�. 220 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,529 Nici eu nu sunt un profesor foarte bun. 221 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:09,952 Pariez c� �tiu pe cineva c�ruia i-ar place s� danseze. 222 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,207 E�ti a�a de u�oar�. 223 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,214 E�ti foarte bun cu copiii. 224 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:27,261 Meseria mea �mi permite s� petrec destul timp cu fiul meu. 225 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,681 Cel cu camera video? 226 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:37,646 �tii, mama mea �i Phil sunt at�t de dr�gu�i. 227 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,733 Mi-a venit s� pl�ng, dar n-am putut. 228 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,944 Niciodat� nu pot. 229 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,406 De ce-�i spun toate astea? 230 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,783 Oamenii le spun tot feluri de lucruri profesorilor de dans. 231 00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,202 Mul�umesc, Madame. Frumos. 232 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:55,873 Nimeni nu-mi spunea nimic pe c�nd lucr�m la burs�. 233 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,208 C�te slujbe ai avut? 234 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,043 Nu �tiu. Multe. 235 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,379 Le schimb la fiecare doi, trei ani. 236 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:05,048 Dac� �ncep s� am succes, m� mut. 237 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,677 - Nu vrei s� ai succes? - Vreau s� fiu fericit. 238 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,555 Am ajuns la lucruri personale. 239 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:15,934 Tu mi-ai aflat secretele �i eu nu am aflat nimic despre tine. 240 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,687 Nu sunt o persoan� interesant�. 241 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,356 Isuse. Tu... Ce faci? 242 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,525 N-o s� crezi ce ni s-a �nt�mplat. 243 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:27,279 Blestemata de ma�in� s-a stricat. Unde sunt ceilal�i? 244 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,741 Isuse. Nu mi-am dat seama c� e t�rziu. E�ti bine? 245 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:33,952 Tom mi-a permis s� fac un test cu maisna lui. 246 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,289 Am pierdut no�iunea timpului. Tom vinde BMW-uri. 247 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:41,585 - Credeam c� Subaru. - �n�eleg c� testezi pia�� pentru o ma�in�. 248 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,837 Testam. Nu-i a�a, iubitule? 249 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,757 Sotiata �i cu mine vorbeam cum putem s�-�i punem un set de ro�i... 250 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,634 la un pre� pe care s� �i-l permi�i. 251 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,387 Nu orice fel de ro�i. Bavarian Motor Works (BMW). 252 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:56,475 Cred c� un BMW ne dep�e�te posibilit��ile. 253 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,313 �i apoi, se defecteaz� mai tot timpul. 254 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:11,490 A�a c� imediat ce ea a spus... 255 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:14,368 c� au de g�nd s�-�i cumpere o ma�in�, am �tiut. 256 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,537 Dac� pot s-o aduc �n fa�a unui volan, bingo! 257 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,873 V�nzare. Comision la pre�ul cu am�nuntul. 258 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,125 Apoi ma�ina se defecteaz�. 259 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,545 Asta-i chestia �n v�nz�ri. Te concentrezi pe femeie. 260 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,172 �ntotdeauna femeile te-au pl�cut, Tom. 261 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,260 M� crezi, nu-i a�a? 262 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:34,638 De ce nu te-a� crede? E�ti so�ul meu. 263 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,690 Phil valoreaz� o groaz� de bani. 264 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,317 Ar trebui s�-i iei �n considera�ie oferta. 265 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,362 E�ti grozav �n colec�ionarea de vechituri. 266 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,407 Ai �tii cum s� tragi sforile ca s� faci s� mearg� o firm�. 267 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,662 Psihiatrul meu, Dna Wong... 268 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,664 m� �ncurajeaz� s� m� exprim. 269 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:03,292 Spune c� multe femei atractvie devin depresive... 270 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:07,504 pentru c� cred c� oamenii nu v�d la ele nimic altceva dec�t �nf��i�area. 271 00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:17,139 Ea crede c� sunt sensibil� �i talentat�. Larry. 272 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,725 Ea spune a�a. 273 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,311 Dna Wong este o "tip�." 274 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:26,857 Ar trebui s� discut mai des cu tine. �mi pare r�u. 275 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:33,113 Ai mai ucide un dragon pentru mine? 276 00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:38,327 Poate un dragon bebelu�. 277 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,213 Dna Wong mi-a dat o caset� pentru auto-perfectionare. Vrei s-o ascul�i? 278 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,632 Nu acum. 279 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,971 Nu te-a� r�ni pentru nimic �n lume. �tii asta. Nu-i a�a? 280 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:03,018 De ce spui una ca asta? 281 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:07,064 Vrei s� dansezi cu mine? Nu dans�m niciodat� �mpreun�. 282 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,926 Oh, am uitat s�-�i spun. 283 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:36,793 ��i aminte�ti de tipul de la �tiri care 284 00:19:36,794 --> 00:19:38,887 l-a ascultat pe Ozzy Osbourne at�t de mult... 285 00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:42,224 �nc�t p�rin�ii lui au cerut daune pentru c� devenise un criminal �n serie? 286 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,184 M�tu�a Irene mi-a spus azi... 287 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,645 ca �i ea se g�nde�te s� cear� daune pentru c� varul Donald... 288 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,814 l-a ascultat pe Barry Manilow at�t de mult... 289 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,358 �nc�t a ajuns florar. 290 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,490 E r�u. A�a-i? Ce s-a �nt�mplat? 291 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,244 E vorba de blonda cu bicicleta albastr�. Nu-i a�a? 292 00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:03,954 Taci. 293 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:08,250 Blond� ale c�rei ini�iale sunt pe camionet�? 294 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,004 Taci. 295 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:16,049 C�nd joci fotbal �i amicii t�i se duc �n pauz� s� bea o Gatorade... 296 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,552 tu te duci s� vorbe�ti cu o blond� p o biciclet� albastr�. 297 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:20,304 Am spus s� taci! 298 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:23,140 - Nu e�ti mama mea. - �ncerc doar s� te ajut, Mitchie. 299 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,850 Pot s�-�i vorbesc din punctul de vedere al fetei. 300 00:20:24,892 --> 00:20:27,060 Tish. S� m� pupi pe veveri��! 301 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,856 Ast� sear� nu pupam nici o veveri�� aici. 302 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,858 �ncercam s� dau o m�n� de ajutor. 303 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,903 Cred c� ar trebui s� petrec pu�in timp singur cu Mitchie. 304 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:41,200 "S� m� pupi pe veveri��"? 305 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,535 Hei. Haide. 306 00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:46,038 Oh. Foarte frumos. 307 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:52,336 Du-te s�-�i ceri iertare de la Tish. Du-te, hai du-te. 308 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:57,049 Repet� de c�teva ori pe zi... 309 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,177 Sunt de acord... 310 00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:03,263 cu mine �ns�mi. 311 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,016 Sunt de acord... 312 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,352 cu mine �ns�mi. 313 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:17,277 Nu arunci destul de puternic. 314 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,446 �l ur�sc pe Leonard Pierson. 315 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,697 Cine? 316 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:22,825 Leonard Pierson... din calasa mea. 317 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:24,910 Se �ine dup� mine tot timpul. 318 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,870 Dar nu trebuie s� ur�ti pe nimeni, Chloe. 319 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,414 Spune tuturor c� m� iube�te. 320 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,208 E ceva dr�gu�. 321 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,168 Trebuie s� fii dr�gu�� cu el, OK? 322 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,754 - La revedere. - La revedere, mami. 323 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:20,007 - Bun�, Tom. - Bernadette... 324 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,969 Uite, �mi pare r�u, dar nu trebuie s� ne mai vedem. 325 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:28,182 - Cum? - Rela�ia devenise prea serioas�. 326 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,815 Ai dreptate. 327 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,372 Vin �n c�teva minute, OK? Tom? 328 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,463 Ce-�i mai face familia? 329 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,090 Olga. Auai, �n ceea ce ne prive�te... 330 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:07,471 Ai o prieten� nou�. 331 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,768 Nu putem s� ne mai vedem. 332 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,895 De�teapt�-te. 333 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,815 Planned Parenthood (companie privat�, principalul furnizor de avort la cerere). 334 00:23:34,623 --> 00:23:37,501 Nu e voie s� vorbi�i cu �oferul. 335 00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:57,062 M� scuza�i un moment? 336 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:02,985 - Bun�. - Ce i-ai spus? 337 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,237 - Cui? - So�ului t�u. Despre noi. 338 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,489 - Nimic. - Bun. �ine-o tot a�a. 339 00:24:07,531 --> 00:24:11,243 Am vrut s� fiu sigur c� nu e�ti genul "trei beri-si-o-marturisire". 340 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,038 E�ti complet diferit fa�� de noaptea trecut�. 341 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:18,584 Noaptea trecut� nu a existat. �n�elegi? Ast�zi mi-am schimbat complet via�a. 342 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,044 Am terminat cu trecutul. F�r� femei. 343 00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,589 Noaptea trecut� nu a existat. �n�elegi? 344 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:26,842 �i dac� vreodat�... dac� men�ionezi vreodat� un cuv�nt care �ncepe cu "f" despre noi... 345 00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:29,219 dac� ��i iese din gur� un sunet de genul "fu"... 346 00:24:29,261 --> 00:24:32,181 o s� spun c� e�ti o mincinoas� �i sp�rg�toare de casnicii. �n�elegi? 347 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,099 Domni�oar�? 348 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:38,437 Scuz�-m�. Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la ea altfel dermatograful o s� i se �nmoaie. 349 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:43,066 - �n�elegi? - Am un IQ cu trei cifre. 350 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,569 Ce cuv�nt crezi c� nu l-am �n�eles? 351 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:49,364 OK. Am vrut doar s� fiu sigur c� ai �n�eles. 352 00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:52,618 - Por�i lenjerie neagr�? - Da. 353 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,954 Vrei s� ne �nt�lnim mai t�rziu s� bem ceva? 354 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:02,252 Pup�-m� pe veveri��. 355 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:08,550 A�a c� au condus p�n� la un shopping mall... 356 00:25:08,592 --> 00:25:10,844 �i au parcat �n spatele unui supermarket... 357 00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:13,263 �n spatele unui Dumpster... 358 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:17,434 �n ma�ina noastr� pe car eo pl�tesc eu pun�ndu-mi fundul la b�taie... 359 00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:20,604 pentru c� ea s�-�i pun� fundul la b�taie �n interiorul ma�inii. 360 00:25:20,646 --> 00:25:22,606 Scuza�i-m�. 361 00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:26,360 Ma�ina se zguduia c� ma�ina de sp�lat. 362 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,112 - Am turbat. - Ai notat, Maria? 363 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,907 - Da, am notat, Dle Bergman. - OK. 364 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:35,118 M-am hot�r�t s-o omor... 365 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,496 dar n-am putut. 366 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,291 O iubesc, 367 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,669 a�a c� am ras-o �n cap. 368 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,463 S� vedem dac� o mai vrea a�a. 369 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:50,551 Din acest motiv, so�ia Dvs a cerut divor�ul, Dle Dionne. 370 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:54,930 Dragostea e un rahat. 371 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,307 C�s�toria e un rahat. 372 00:25:57,349 --> 00:26:00,102 �ti�i, stau aici �i v� ascult cum v� expune�i propriile opinii... 373 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:02,312 S� v� ia naiba, saci cu bani. 374 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,667 Asta-i partea mea favorit�. �ncepem. 375 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,544 �n regul�. Aminti�i-v�... 376 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,462 ferici�i. Ferici�i. Ferici�i. 377 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:29,423 Nu. Nu. Aici dans�m cha-cha. 378 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,633 - Scuze. - Aminti�i-v�, doamnelor... 379 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:34,928 e bine s� z�mbi�i, mai ales la glumele mele. 380 00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,139 Gata. �i... 381 00:26:37,181 --> 00:26:40,142 cha-cha-cha. Mi�ca�i-v�, mi�ca�i-v�... 382 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,769 �nainte. �napoi. �nainte. 383 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,981 Nu pot s� spun c� e chiar bine. Atinge-l, Maggie. Dac� are acest drept. 384 00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,192 �nc� o dat�. Gata. �i... 385 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:51,111 cha-cha-cha. Mi�ca�i-v�. Mi�ca�i-v�... 386 00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:53,697 �nainte. Intersecta�i-v�. �nainte. 387 00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:56,158 Cine conduce aici? �n regul�, tu conduci. 388 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,535 Face�i o treab� grozav�. Vreau �i eu bretelele astea. 389 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:02,247 Gata. �i... cha-cha-cha. Mi�ca�i-v�. Mi�ca�i-v�... 390 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,041 �nainte. Intersecta�i-v�. �nainte. 391 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:07,377 Sus. �ase. �apte. Opt. 392 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,796 �i unu... 393 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:17,387 O s�-mi lua�i p�inea de la gur�. Sunte�i prea buni. 394 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:20,349 �nc� o dat�. Gata. �i... 395 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:23,727 Cha-cha-cha... Oh, Doamne. Nu. Nu. Nu. 396 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:28,106 Vreau s� v� ar�t �nc� o dat�. �nc� o dat� toat� lumea. 397 00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:31,068 Dna Greenblatt, 398 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:45,290 ar��i splendid. 399 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,846 Magnific. O frumuse�e. 400 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:01,056 Multumes. Mul�umesc. 401 00:28:03,308 --> 00:28:05,853 OK. Asta e. Timpul a expirat. Toat� lumea, 402 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:09,273 exersa�i, exersa�i, exersa�i. Da, exersa�i, exersa�i, exersa�i. 403 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:13,235 La revedere. Hai, pleca�i de aici, nebunaticilor. 404 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:16,947 Mul�umesc. S�-�i aduci pantofi noi. útia n-or s� mearg�. 405 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:20,242 Nu uita�i s� aduce�i cecurile s�pt�m�na viitoare. 406 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:26,957 Ai venit pentru lec�ia gratuit�. 407 00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:31,044 Sunt �n pauz� de mas� �i m-am g�ndit c� am putea s� st�m de vorb�. 408 00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,302 - Mexican�? - E prea grea. 409 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:41,930 - Nu �tiu cum s� spun... - Ei bine, cuvintele sunt bune. 410 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,308 Au caracati�a pr�jit�? 411 00:28:44,349 --> 00:28:46,852 Nu. Am m�ncat-o eu la micul dejun. 412 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:51,440 - E greu. - Oh, haide. 413 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:54,401 E pr�nzul. Burgeri. 414 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,862 Nu. E prea evident. 415 00:28:56,904 --> 00:29:00,741 Larry. Trebuie s� te �ntreb ceva. 416 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:06,788 Dac� cred c� so�ul t�u �i so�ia mea se culca �mpreun�? 417 00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:11,418 Mul�umesc. Mie mi-ar fi luat ceva mai mult timp. 418 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:15,589 Ei bine, am doar o or� pentru mas�. 419 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,174 Spuds Interna�ional. 420 00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:19,593 Tot ce �i-ai dori de la un cartof �i ceva �n plus. 421 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:22,679 Cred c� au unul cu un Buick deasupra. 422 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,516 Crezi c� au f�cut-o? 423 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,351 Nu �tiu. 424 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:29,686 Doar ei �tiu. 425 00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:32,356 Nu pari s� fii prea sup�rat din cauza asta. 426 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:34,525 Oricum sexul nu e mare lucru. 427 00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:37,611 Chiar dac� au f�cut sau nu sex, ceva s-a �nt�mplat. 428 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:41,031 Hei, eu cred �n libertatea oamenilor de a alege. 429 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:44,034 Tish trebuie s� se maturizeze, s� fie pe picioarele ei. A�a cred eu. 430 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:45,869 Ce fac oamenii, e treaba lor. 431 00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:49,998 - Asta nu se aplic� �ntr-o c�s�torie. - Sun� de parc� nu ai avea de ales. 432 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,252 �i �tii ce? E�ti liber� s-o faci. 433 00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:57,130 E grozav. De abia ne-am cunoscut... 434 00:29:57,172 --> 00:30:00,384 �i deja am avut prima noastr� ceart�. 435 00:30:02,886 --> 00:30:06,181 Vorbe�ti serios despre chestiile astea cu libertatea? 436 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:15,232 Da! Nu! Oh, Doamne. Sunt negru de sup�rare! 437 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:18,777 A� vrea s�-i omor pe am�ndoi! Scuz�-m�. 438 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:22,072 - O s� pl�tesc. - Pl�tesc eu, e vina mea. 439 00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:25,534 O s� pl�tesc pentru pe�te. Am stricat pe�tele. 440 00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,911 �mi pare r�u. N-ar fi trebuit s� vin. 441 00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:30,080 C�t? Nu conteaz�. 442 00:30:30,122 --> 00:30:31,915 St�. Te rog. 443 00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,668 �mi pare foarte r�u. 444 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:41,717 N-a fost u�or s� vii ast�zi la mine. A�a-i? 445 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,677 Te sim�i bine? 446 00:30:43,719 --> 00:30:46,346 Nu. Nu m� simt bine. 447 00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:49,808 A�a e. Tu nu pl�ngi, a�a-i? 448 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:53,020 Sau s� love�ti pe�tii. 449 00:30:57,024 --> 00:31:00,068 �tii, �n ultima vreme Tom are probleme la serviciu. 450 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:02,946 Au un fel de concursuri... cine vinde cele mai multe ma�ini... 451 00:31:02,988 --> 00:31:04,948 �i a pierdut o excursie la Las Vegas. 452 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:07,784 E un motiv bun ca s� i-o trag� nevestei mele. 453 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:09,495 Scuz�-m�. 454 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,788 Ascult�, Tish e fiin�� bun�. 455 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:14,541 Vrea doar s� fie apreciat� nu doar pentru felul cum arat�. 456 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,335 κi face probleme c� oamenii o consider� neroad�. 457 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:19,463 Nu e neroad�. Tom este foarte vulnerabil c�nd femeile �l flateaz�. 458 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,381 De ce �i tot cau�i scuze so�ului t�u? 459 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,467 Pentru c� �i tu o scuzi pe so�ia ta. 460 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:25,219 �n regul�. 461 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:27,971 Cum v-a�i cunoscut voi doi? 462 00:31:28,013 --> 00:31:29,932 Ne-am �nt�lnit la colegiu. 463 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,309 EL era atlet. Un atlet bun... 464 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:34,937 �i avea o ma�in� ro�ie de care era foarte m�ndru. 465 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:36,980 Fetele erau �nnebunite dup� el. 466 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,566 Eu tocmai venisem �n aceast� �ar� �i eram foarte timid�. 467 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,902 Nu-mi venea s� cred c�nd a venit s� vorbeasc� cu mine. 468 00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:44,446 Avea ceva special dac� te-a f�cut s� te m�ri�i cu el. 469 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:48,492 Nu. Am fost singura fat� care nu s-a culcat cu el. 470 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:50,994 Dar tu? 471 00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:53,956 Am crezut c� Tish era altfel dec�t prima mea so�ie. 472 00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,624 Surpriz�. �tii, 473 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:58,752 aprinzi lumina �i ea e de fapt mireas� de la Bloomingdale. 474 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:03,715 Deci, ce ai de g�nd s� faci? Vrei s� te confrun�i cu ei? 475 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,968 Or s� nege. 476 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,679 Putem s�-i radem �n cap. 477 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,806 Cum? 478 00:32:10,848 --> 00:32:13,100 Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la serviciu. �mi pare r�u. 479 00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:15,853 �mi pare r�u dac� �i-am stricat ziua. 480 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:19,356 A fost pl�cut s� nu iau masa cu tine. 481 00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:22,401 La revedere. 482 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,903 La revedere, Maria. 483 00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,539 Iubito, o s�-�i pun florile �n vaz�. 484 00:32:35,581 --> 00:32:38,041 Po�i s�-�i faci temele. 485 00:32:39,501 --> 00:32:41,879 Ce e �n cutie, tati? 486 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,672 Ce-i asta? 487 00:32:43,714 --> 00:32:45,757 Deschide-o. 488 00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:51,138 �i desear� o s� pregates faimosul meu pui cu usturoi Pamplona. 489 00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:55,851 �i nu numai at�t. O s� sp�l fiecare vas din buc�t�rie pe care o s�-l folosesc. 490 00:32:55,893 --> 00:32:58,145 Promit. 491 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:00,939 Frumos din partea ta. 492 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,401 Cu ce ocazie? 493 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:07,571 Nici una. Pentru noi. 494 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:12,701 Pentru noi to�i �mpreun�. E una din acele nop�i. 495 00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:15,871 E minunat s� ai o familie. 496 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:24,922 Deci, cum �i-a mers azi? 497 00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:28,884 Bine. Am luat masa cu Larry Kozinski. 498 00:33:30,302 --> 00:33:31,845 - Cine? - Larry Kozinski. 499 00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:35,557 Am luat masa cu el. Iubito, n-o sifona. 500 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:39,228 De ce? Pentru ce? 501 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:44,316 - Despre ce-a�i discutat? - Nimic special. 502 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,238 - A fost o mas� bun�? - Mm-hmm. Foarte bun�. 503 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:52,074 Ei bine, grozav. 504 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:54,785 E bine. E �n regul�. 505 00:33:54,827 --> 00:33:57,120 M� bucur c� ai avut o zi pl�cut�. 506 00:33:57,162 --> 00:34:00,541 B�tr�nul Larry. Pr�nzul. 507 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:03,001 Frumos. 508 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:05,796 Mitchie este... Acum ce e�ti, Mitchie? 509 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:08,340 Sunt artist multimedia... 510 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:11,426 dar acum pun accentul pe video. 511 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:13,929 Sunt a�a de emo�ionat�. 512 00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:59,099 Asta-i ea. 513 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:37,679 E�ti un blestemat de mincinos! 514 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:47,856 Opri�i! Opri�i! Lumina! 515 00:35:51,109 --> 00:35:52,694 Mul�umesc. 516 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:58,033 Nu vre�i s� lu�m masa? 517 00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:05,040 E�ti un t�n�r bolnav la cap. 518 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:08,669 Alienare. Grozav. 519 00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,754 Interesant� opera, Mitch. 520 00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:12,381 Mul�umesc, tata. 521 00:36:12,422 --> 00:36:15,884 Ce dracu vrei s� faci de-mi tot duci nevasta la mas�? 522 00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:18,887 De fapt, n-am m�ncat. 523 00:36:18,929 --> 00:36:21,098 Ne-am plimbat, dar m-au l�sat picioarele... 524 00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:23,934 a�a c� ne-am �ntors cam t�rziu. 525 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,400 �tiu. 526 00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:33,777 �tiu despre noi. 527 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:52,296 Lucrez cu ginoaie toat� s�pt�m�na, �i m� bucur de natur� �n weekend. 528 00:36:58,844 --> 00:37:01,555 Vorbe�te-mi despre Larry. 529 00:37:03,682 --> 00:37:06,476 L-am rugat de o mie de ori s� vin� �n afacerea mea... 530 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:10,814 dar lui �i place s� schimbe slujbele. Dansul. 531 00:37:10,856 --> 00:37:13,483 Eu. ��i spun asta cu dragoste, Maria. 532 00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:16,820 Larry este un e�ec �n toate, cu excep�ia vie�ii. 533 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,740 Haide! Danseaz� cu mine! Da! 534 00:37:27,414 --> 00:37:29,708 - F� ca mine. - Nu, danseaz� singur. 535 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:32,252 O s� ne lipse�ti. 536 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:38,050 Phil. Vrei o pr�jitur�? Phil? 537 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,850 Haide, tic�losule, haide on! 538 00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:52,564 Ceva nu e �n regul�. 539 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:55,359 O lovitur�, omule! Asta-i tot ce po�i... o lovitur�! 540 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,028 - Sunt aici! - S� nu te mai v�d �n casa ema! 541 00:37:58,070 --> 00:37:59,071 Sta�i, sta�i! 542 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:01,907 Opri�i-v�, opri�i-v�! 543 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:04,076 Mam�. 544 00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:23,303 Nu m� p�r�si! 545 00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,239 "A�a c� de�i merg prin valea umbrelor mor�ii... 546 00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:51,456 Toiagul �i c�rja Ta m� alin�. 547 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:55,085 Tu �mi preg�te�ti masa �n fa�a mea, �n du�manilor mei. 548 00:38:55,127 --> 00:38:56,879 Cupa mea s-a umplut. 549 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,840 Sigur c� bun�tatea �i mil� m� vor urma... 550 00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:01,633 tot restul vie�ii mele... 551 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:05,429 �i voi locui �n casa Domnului pentru totdeauna." 552 00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:08,432 S� ne rug�m. 553 00:39:08,473 --> 00:39:10,726 "Oh, Doamne, ale c�rui zile sunt f�r� sf�r�it... 554 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:12,936 D�-mi �napoi 50 de cen�i. 555 00:39:12,978 --> 00:39:14,492 Mai faci un tur �n ora�ul �sta blestemat... 556 00:39:14,493 --> 00:39:15,731 �ine 10 cen�i. Las�, 557 00:39:15,772 --> 00:39:17,566 s�-�i iei m�ncare cu ei. 558 00:39:17,608 --> 00:39:20,027 Cine crezi c� sunt eu, ei? 559 00:39:20,068 --> 00:39:22,196 Un turist pe care-l dai dracului? 560 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:24,031 Zg�rie-br�nz�. 561 00:39:27,284 --> 00:39:30,078 Tat�, trebuia s� m� suni. 562 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,749 De ce? S� f� co cursa cu motocicleta ta? 563 00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:35,918 M� bucur s� te v�d, fiule. 564 00:39:35,959 --> 00:39:38,420 - Doamen, asta-i Mitchell? - Ce mai faci, bunicule? 565 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,964 S� fiu al naibii. 566 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,926 Ai ajuns un om mare, a�a-i? 567 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:47,304 - S� mergem. - Nu, du-te tu �nainte. 568 00:39:47,346 --> 00:39:49,806 Nu, eu o s� a�tept aici. 569 00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:53,769 La v�rsta mea nu mai vrei s� stai prea aproape de un morm�nt deschis. 570 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,563 - Vrei s� stai cu el? - Sigur. 571 00:39:58,148 --> 00:40:02,569 Bunicule cum de n-ai venit la biseric�? 572 00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:05,489 Dumnezeu m� face nervos c�nd intru pe por�ile Lui. 573 00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:08,325 �i apoi, nu-mi place s�-i v�d pe oameni �n co�ciuge. 574 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:11,787 F�r� suflet par a�a de m�run�i. 575 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:24,967 Am vrut s�-�i aduc un cadou, dar am uitat. 576 00:40:27,928 --> 00:40:30,389 Dar cred c� o s�-�i plac� una din astea, nu? 577 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:31,890 Pe care o vrei? 578 00:40:31,932 --> 00:40:36,186 Petrecerea �n pijama a lui Patty sau fete cu ��e mari? 579 00:40:40,107 --> 00:40:42,734 M�nca�i. Aici ave�i caserolele. Pr�jituri. 580 00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:46,905 O s� avem col�una�i cu curcan pe s�turate. 581 00:40:46,947 --> 00:40:49,241 To�i l-ua iubit at�t de mult. 582 00:40:49,283 --> 00:40:52,578 Ai v�zut coroana trimis� de b�ie�ii de la groapa de gunoaie? 583 00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:56,415 Larry! Eu sunt cauza? Am fost ceva prea mult pentru el? 584 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:57,541 Nu, Edie. 585 00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,043 A fost cel mai fericit c�nd era cu tine. 586 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:03,046 - Vreua s�-l cuno�ti pe tat�l meu, Vincent. - Condolean�e. 587 00:41:03,088 --> 00:41:06,925 �mi pare r�u c� n-am putu s� vin la nunt�. M-a �mpiedicat hernia. 588 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:11,346 Edie, �mi pare r�u. Trebuie s� m� �ntorc la serviciu. 589 00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:13,932 Suntem familia ta, chiar dac� Phil s-a dus. 590 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:16,685 Deci, s� nu te �nstr�inezi, da? 591 00:41:16,727 --> 00:41:19,021 Nu, promit. 592 00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:21,565 Ne vedem mai t�rziu. La revedere, v� pup. 593 00:41:21,607 --> 00:41:23,609 Nimeni nu-�i mai ia o zi liber� c�nd moare un om? 594 00:41:23,650 --> 00:41:25,777 Isuse. 595 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:31,116 �tii, �nmorm�nt�rile le fac pe femei mai a��toare. 596 00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:35,412 Nu l-am cunoscut prea bine pe Phil, dar �tia sunt ni�te col�una�i grozavi. 597 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:37,372 Uite, mami. 598 00:41:37,414 --> 00:41:39,291 Oh, mul�umesc. 599 00:41:39,333 --> 00:41:41,293 Trebuie s� m� duc s� prezint o ma�in�. 600 00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:44,129 Dac� Chloe va r�m�ne toat� noaptea aici... 601 00:41:44,171 --> 00:41:47,049 vrei s� ne �nt�lnim pe la 7:30 �i s� mergem s� m�nc�m ceva? 602 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,635 Dac� mama nu are nevoie de mine. 603 00:41:51,595 --> 00:41:54,932 Dac� mama ta nu are nevoie de tine. Poate ne �nt�lnim la showroom. 604 00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:58,644 Dac� mama nu are nevoie de mine. O s� fiu acolo la 7:30. 605 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:07,277 Frumoas� �i bestia. 606 00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:09,905 N-o s� m� �nsor niciodat�. 607 00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:12,658 A�teapt�, o s� vezi, o s� te �nsori, o s� ai copii... 608 00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:14,493 o s� ai o via�� fericit�. 609 00:42:14,535 --> 00:42:17,454 Dar s� nu m�n�nci prea mult unt. 610 00:42:17,496 --> 00:42:19,248 �tii ce mi-ar place s� fac? 611 00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:21,792 - Ce? - S� omor pe cineva. 612 00:42:21,834 --> 00:42:24,336 S� pl�nuiesc o crim� cu s�nge rece. 613 00:42:24,378 --> 00:42:28,131 S� aleg victima... poate vreun politician... 614 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,592 �tii, a�a a� putea s� fac lumea mai bun�. 615 00:42:30,634 --> 00:42:33,846 Dar mai �nt�i trebuie s� m� mai g�ndesc la asta c��iva ani. 616 00:42:33,887 --> 00:42:36,473 Hei, nu vreau s� fiu ca orice n�t�r�u care se �nsoar�... 617 00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:38,350 �i merge la serviciu �n fiecare zi. 618 00:42:38,392 --> 00:42:41,144 Vreau s� spun c� ar fi amuzant. 619 00:42:44,523 --> 00:42:48,694 Domnule Z... o s� vin pu�in mai t�rziu. 620 00:42:49,862 --> 00:42:52,364 Nu ai cum s� gr�be�ti o �nmorm�ntare. 621 00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:55,993 C�t de repede pot. 622 00:42:59,830 --> 00:43:02,166 - De ce �i-a luat at�t d emult? - Urc� �n ma�in�. 623 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:05,460 Cred c� ai uitat s� spui te rog. 624 00:43:05,502 --> 00:43:08,046 Vrei s� urci �n ma�in�? 625 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:11,383 Oh, ce mascul e�ti. 626 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:19,975 Uite, aici e so�ia mea. 627 00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:23,478 Am fost c�s�tori�i 35 de ani... 628 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,440 �i nu a ridicat niciodat� vocea la mine. 629 00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:33,071 Deci �tii cum e s� pierzi pe cineva? 630 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,324 S-a dus la spital s�-�i scoat� un abces... 631 00:43:35,365 --> 00:43:36,867 �i n-a mai ie�it de acolo. 632 00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:39,578 M-am mutat �n nord, am cump�rat ni�te sta�ii de benzin�. 633 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,455 O duc destul de bine... 634 00:43:41,497 --> 00:43:45,417 dar trebuie s� �nv�� cum s� tr�iesc �n singur�tate. 635 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:49,671 Asta-i via�a. Cine poate s� g�seasc� o explica�ie? 636 00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:54,051 Am crezut c� Phil �i cu mine o s� petrecem restul vie�ilor noastre �mpreun�. 637 00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:59,056 Acum, tot ce mi-a r�mas sunt ac�iunile de la firma de gunoaie. 638 00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:02,935 Ce s� fac eu cu o firm� de gunoaie? 639 00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:06,355 Nu �tiu nimic despre afaceri. 640 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,944 Poate c� ai fi interesat s�-mi cumperi partea? 641 00:44:14,071 --> 00:44:16,406 Ei bine, poate c� �i-a� putea da ceva... 642 00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:18,951 pentru partea ta din afacere. 643 00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:20,994 Ceva? 644 00:44:21,036 --> 00:44:24,915 Despre ce fel de ceva este vorba? 645 00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:34,550 - O s� fii bine? - La revedere, mama. 646 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,969 Ne vedem �n ora�, fiule. �l iau pe Mitchie cu mine. 647 00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:39,555 Nu cred c� chesti asta e bun� pentru ou�le lui. 648 00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:43,058 - Mi-a f�cut pl�cere, Maria. - La revedere. 649 00:44:44,226 --> 00:44:46,103 La revedere, Larry. Mul�umesc. 650 00:44:46,144 --> 00:44:49,106 - La revedere. - Vii cu noi, Maria? 651 00:45:09,334 --> 00:45:12,629 De ce am venit aici? Am crezut c� m� duci acas�. 652 00:45:12,671 --> 00:45:15,549 - Vrei s� te duci acas�? Te duc eu. - Nu, e �n regul�. 653 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,509 Doar am �ntrebat. 654 00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:19,845 Ce c�ntai? 655 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,680 Nu c�nt�m. 656 00:45:21,722 --> 00:45:25,309 Credeai c� nu pot s� te aud din cauza motorului. Dar am putut. 657 00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:28,604 Nu pl�ngi la nun�i, dar c�n�i la nun�i. 658 00:45:28,645 --> 00:45:30,939 Mi-ai spus c� nu e�ti o persoan� interesant�. 659 00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:34,318 - Nu sunt. - Haide, ce c�ntai? 660 00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:38,155 Nu c�nt pentru oameni. E ceva personal. 661 00:45:38,197 --> 00:45:41,492 Oh. Ei bine, fredoneaz� c�teva m�suri. 662 00:45:45,704 --> 00:45:48,165 Ce c�ntec e asta? 663 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:53,837 Tot n-am nici o idee. 664 00:45:53,879 --> 00:45:56,089 E un c�ntec al Beatlesilor. Haide, ghice�te. 665 00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:58,759 Nu-mi place s�-�i spun, dar nu seam�n� cu nimic... 666 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,553 cu nici un c�ntec �nregistrat vreodat� de Beatles. 667 00:46:01,595 --> 00:46:03,680 E "The Long and Winding Road." 668 00:46:03,722 --> 00:46:06,433 Oh. Nu. Nu. Seam�n� mai degrab� cu... 669 00:46:10,229 --> 00:46:12,856 C�n�i mai r�u dec�t mine. 670 00:46:12,898 --> 00:46:16,276 - Ai de g�nd s� m� azv�rli �n ap�? - Credeam c� ai �ncredere �n mine. 671 00:46:16,318 --> 00:46:18,320 Hai, �ine-te de umerii mei. Gata? 672 00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:20,531 �mpinge-m�. 673 00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,282 Oho! Nu e incitant? 674 00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:24,368 Cred c� da. 675 00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:28,789 Vino aici. 676 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,711 - Barca mea. - E grozav�. 677 00:46:34,753 --> 00:46:37,589 - Adic� putea s� fie �i mai grozav�. - Putea s� fie mai bun�. 678 00:46:37,631 --> 00:46:40,175 Despre o barc�, vorbe�ti �ntotdeauna c� de o femeie. 679 00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:41,343 De ce? 680 00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:43,846 Presupun c� dac� e�ti un marinar care a stat pe mare un an de zile... 681 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:46,723 trebuie s�-�i folose�ti imagina�ia. 682 00:46:46,765 --> 00:46:49,977 Ce ai de g�nd s� faci cu "d�nsa"? 683 00:46:50,018 --> 00:46:54,940 O s-o repar �i o s� plec cu ea �n apusul de soare. 684 00:46:54,982 --> 00:46:57,943 Ai o via�� plin� de fantezii, nu-i a�a? 685 00:46:59,403 --> 00:47:01,697 Tu nu? Tu nu ai fantezii? 686 00:47:01,738 --> 00:47:03,824 Ba da. Dar sunt personale. 687 00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:05,826 Nu le spun oricui. 688 00:47:05,868 --> 00:47:09,997 - Nici unui profesor de dans? - Tu nu e�ti un simplu profesor de dans. 689 00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:12,082 Nu-mi dau seama cine e�ti. 690 00:47:12,124 --> 00:47:14,459 Hei, nu asta �i dore�te fiecare... 691 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,795 s� navigheze lin toat� via�a? 692 00:47:16,837 --> 00:47:18,797 Po�i s� faci asta pentru un moment... 693 00:47:18,839 --> 00:47:21,592 pe pardoseala s�lii de dans sau pe ap�. 694 00:47:23,302 --> 00:47:25,804 Uite ce frumos. 695 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,061 - Asta ar ar�ta grozav pe tine. - Lui Tom nu-i place s� port p�l�rii. 696 00:47:33,103 --> 00:47:35,230 Atunci o s�-�i cump�r eu una. 697 00:47:38,317 --> 00:47:42,279 Dar c�nd m� g�ndesc la fa�a lui Tom... 698 00:47:42,321 --> 00:47:45,199 O lu�m pe aia de acolo. 699 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:48,577 Ce nu-i place so�iei tale s� por�i? 700 00:47:48,619 --> 00:47:51,705 Chilo�i boxer. Nu i se par sexy. 701 00:47:51,747 --> 00:47:54,208 Oh. Eu cred c� sunt foarte sexy. 702 00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:58,170 O s� fim neascult�tori. O s� fim at�t de neascult�tori. 703 00:48:03,884 --> 00:48:07,137 Hei. L-am convins. O s� cumpere un 325 cu toate accesoriile. 704 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:10,474 Roti cromate. Geamuri fumurii. Alarm�. Telefon. Covora�e din lina. 705 00:48:10,516 --> 00:48:15,187 �nc� dou� Beamers �i... o s� c�tig eu excursia ta de la Vegas. 706 00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:19,691 - Nici m�car culoarea nu-mi place. - Urc� �n ma�in�. 707 00:48:19,733 --> 00:48:22,194 Nu-mi place. 708 00:48:33,455 --> 00:48:35,541 Ascult�... 709 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:39,837 frumuseatea unei ma�ini Subaru este c� are un pre� at�t de redus... 710 00:48:39,878 --> 00:48:43,006 �nc�t pariez c� o femeie ca tine ar putea s� ia una pentru el... 711 00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:44,967 �i una pentru tine. 712 00:48:45,634 --> 00:48:47,469 S� facem a�a. 713 00:48:47,511 --> 00:48:51,139 D�-mi voie s� te iau la un test drive �n ma�ina asta albastr�. 714 00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:14,371 Uita�i. Acum vede�i? 715 00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:16,665 Dori�i s� continu�m a�a? 716 00:49:16,707 --> 00:49:19,001 - A�a? - Da. E bine. 717 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:21,378 V� pricepe�i at�t de bine. 718 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:23,964 Trebuei s�-�i vorbesc. 719 00:49:24,006 --> 00:49:25,632 Sunt cu o client�... 720 00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:27,254 dar dac� te intereseaz� vreun produs de machiaj, 721 00:49:27,255 --> 00:49:28,802 trebuie s�-�i a�tep�i r�ndul. 722 00:49:28,844 --> 00:49:30,596 Acum, a� vrea s� �ncerca�i nuan�a trandafir pr�fuit. 723 00:49:30,637 --> 00:49:33,098 - E important. - La fel �i cariera mea. 724 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,850 Stai la r�nd. 725 00:49:34,892 --> 00:49:38,187 Sunt cu o client�. 726 00:49:40,606 --> 00:49:42,441 - Acum asta. Asta se potrive�te. - Da? 727 00:49:42,483 --> 00:49:44,860 Da. Asta cu siguran�� se potrive�te. 728 00:49:44,902 --> 00:49:48,530 So�ul t�u are o aventur� cu so�ia mea. 729 00:49:50,449 --> 00:49:53,327 E�ti nebun. 730 00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:56,413 Dac� a� fi avut vreo idee de c�t de nebun e�ti... 731 00:49:56,455 --> 00:49:59,333 nu te-a� fi l�sat niciodat� s� m� seduci. 732 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:02,294 Ce? Tu m-ai sedus pe mine! 733 00:50:04,713 --> 00:50:07,799 Scuza�i-m�. M� �ntorc imediat. 734 00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:10,344 Ia o pauz�, drag�. 735 00:50:14,014 --> 00:50:17,059 P�rerea ta despre Larry este un tribut adus... 736 00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:19,853 adus de nesim�irea ta celorlati oameni. 737 00:50:19,895 --> 00:50:23,774 Larry n-ar face niciodat� sex cu o persoan� ca so�ia ta. 738 00:50:23,816 --> 00:50:28,654 Nu m� �ngrijoreaz� sexul. M� �ngrijoreaz� c� ei au o rela�ie. 739 00:50:28,695 --> 00:50:30,656 Mi-ai ruinat via�a. 740 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:33,408 Iar tu �mi pericilitezi noua mea slujb�... 741 00:50:33,450 --> 00:50:36,453 ca asistent manager al acestui departament... 742 00:50:36,495 --> 00:50:40,874 a�a c� dac� ai nevoie de un sfat personal, sun� pentru o programare. 743 00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:44,336 �i dac� mai vii pe aici �i m� mai deranjezi vreodat�... 744 00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:48,924 O s� chem paza s� te arunce afar� din magazin. 745 00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:54,930 - �i acum, unde r�m�sesem? - F�ceam buzele mai pline. 746 00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:57,558 A�a c� i-am ars lenjeria. �i ce? O s�-i cump�r altele. 747 00:50:57,599 --> 00:50:59,351 E bolnav. E o bestie. 748 00:50:59,393 --> 00:51:01,979 Cum s� m� mai duc undeva ar�t�nd a�a? 749 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:04,106 �n unele ��ri, chelia este considerat� atr�g�toare. 750 00:51:04,148 --> 00:51:06,122 Oricum nu m-am �nsurat cu tine pentru cum ar��i. 751 00:51:06,123 --> 00:51:07,359 Vreau s� divor�ez. 752 00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:10,737 Ea �i comis-voiajorul �la de proteze nu fac doi bani. 753 00:51:10,779 --> 00:51:14,908 Scuza�i-m�, prieteni. Dar suntem �n �nt�rziere. 754 00:51:14,950 --> 00:51:17,703 Nu m-am g�ndit c� slujba ta e at�t de periculoas�. 755 00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:18,954 De ce ne gr�bim? 756 00:51:18,996 --> 00:51:21,665 - Ce spui s� lu�m masa? - Nu mi-e foame. 757 00:51:21,707 --> 00:51:24,251 Bine. 758 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:33,719 - Probabil c� pe�tii sunt foarte ferici�i. - Probabil c� sunt. 759 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,181 Au ritualuri matinale c� operele italiene. 760 00:51:37,222 --> 00:51:40,184 N-a� vrea s� mai plec. A fost o idee grozav�. 761 00:51:40,225 --> 00:51:43,228 S� sun�m c� ne-am �mboln�vit. Maggie poate s�-mi �in� orele. 762 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:45,689 - Nu pot s� sun ca sunt bolnav�. - Atunci sun� c� e�ti s�n�toas�. 763 00:51:45,731 --> 00:51:47,733 Spune-i �efului t�u c� e o zi prea frumoas�... 764 00:51:47,774 --> 00:51:49,735 ca s� iei noti�e despre problemele altor oameni. 765 00:51:49,776 --> 00:51:52,404 Sun eu �n locul t�u. Vrei? 766 00:51:52,446 --> 00:51:54,990 Nu, pot s� sun �i singur�. 767 00:51:58,785 --> 00:52:01,163 Dac� s-ar �nt�mpla c� lacul s� m� �nghit� chiar acum... 768 00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:04,416 a� muri fericit. 769 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:08,504 A trecut mult timp de c�nd n-am mai fost at�t de fericit. 770 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,590 Doar eu... 771 00:52:11,632 --> 00:52:14,885 sau �i tu sim�i dorin�a asta incontrolabil�... 772 00:52:14,927 --> 00:52:17,387 de a ne uni buzele? 773 00:52:20,641 --> 00:52:22,392 Nu putem. 774 00:52:22,434 --> 00:52:25,312 Ai dreptate. Nu putem. 775 00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:28,315 De ce nu putem? 776 00:52:30,317 --> 00:52:32,986 Ai �n�elat-o vreodat� pe Tish? 777 00:52:33,028 --> 00:52:35,072 O dat�... 778 00:52:35,113 --> 00:52:36,824 �n Monopoly. 779 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:40,577 I-am �terpelit tot ce avea mai bun pe c�nd �i f�cea unghiile. 780 00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:44,122 - Dar tu? - O elev� catolic�? 781 00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:46,291 - Da. - Nu. 782 00:52:48,001 --> 00:52:50,128 Deci, ce-o s� se �nt�mple cu noi? 783 00:52:51,129 --> 00:52:54,633 Ei bine, am putea s� fim iubi�i sau am putea s� fim prieteni. 784 00:52:54,675 --> 00:52:57,219 Suntem prieteni. 785 00:52:57,261 --> 00:52:58,554 Dac� suntem iubi�i... 786 00:52:58,595 --> 00:53:00,806 trebuie s� min�im. 787 00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:02,599 Nu cred c� pot s� fac asta. 788 00:53:02,641 --> 00:53:05,644 Da. Nici eu. 789 00:53:05,686 --> 00:53:09,356 Am putea s� facem dragoste o dat� �i apoi s� nu ne mai vedem niciodat�? 790 00:53:16,321 --> 00:53:17,781 Atunci, prieteni. 791 00:53:17,823 --> 00:53:20,951 Prieteni foarte buni. 792 00:53:20,993 --> 00:53:23,579 Tom �i Tish ar fi foarte gelo�i. 793 00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:27,040 �i ce? Cui �i pas�? O s� fim nevinova�i. 794 00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:30,627 O s� fim un cuplu deosebit. Mul�i ani de acum �nainte... 795 00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:33,005 o s� fin trecu�i �n Cartea Guiness a recordurilor. 796 00:53:33,046 --> 00:53:37,009 "Dou�zeci de ani" or s� spun� oamenii. "�i n-au f�cut niciodat� sex." 797 00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:40,095 "Glume�ti." "Nu. E adev�rat." 798 00:53:40,637 --> 00:53:45,434 �i to�i ace�ti ani, o s� visez c� te s�rut. 799 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:49,021 Cu limba sau f�r�? 800 00:53:49,062 --> 00:53:52,024 Ce-ar fi doar o dat�? 801 00:53:52,065 --> 00:53:55,110 Prieteni. Aminte�te-�i. 802 00:53:55,152 --> 00:53:57,571 Ce faci �n weekend? 803 00:53:57,613 --> 00:54:00,532 Petrec c�t timp pot de mult cu Chloe. 804 00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:02,868 Lui Tom �i place s� mearg� �n restaurante pe care nu �i le permite... 805 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:06,205 �i apoi se pl�nge tot timpul c�t lu�m masa. 806 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,290 - Pa. - Pa. 807 00:54:11,210 --> 00:54:13,670 S� ne facem c� ne �nt�lnim la restaurant. 808 00:54:17,591 --> 00:54:20,719 - S�mb�t� seara? - O s�-l aduc pe tat�l meu. 809 00:54:22,846 --> 00:54:25,307 La Mario. Ora 9:00. 810 00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:29,895 L-ai l�sat s� respire? 811 00:54:29,937 --> 00:54:32,815 Sir. L-am resuscitat personal gur�-la-gur�. 812 00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:40,572 Excelent. 813 00:54:40,614 --> 00:54:42,533 L-a dat �napoi cineva vreodat�? 814 00:54:42,574 --> 00:54:45,035 Nu la crama, Sir. 815 00:54:55,420 --> 00:54:57,714 Uite cine e aici. 816 00:54:57,756 --> 00:55:00,425 Salut. Uite cine-I aici. Ce coinciden��. 817 00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:01,760 Buan. 818 00:55:01,802 --> 00:55:05,347 - Veni�i s� st�m �mpreun�. - Da, sigur. 819 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:07,891 Da? Cre spune�i? O s� fie distractiv. 820 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:09,935 Ce spui? Ar fi grozav. 821 00:55:13,105 --> 00:55:15,566 �ntotdeauna am vrut s� vin aici. 822 00:55:15,607 --> 00:55:17,818 Astea sunt por�ii pentru copii? 823 00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:20,112 Florile sunt mai mari dec�t m�ncarea. 824 00:55:20,154 --> 00:55:21,947 Pute�i s� ne mai aduce�i ni�te vin? 825 00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:26,577 Uit�-te la to�i porcii �tia plini de sine cum se �ndoap�. 826 00:55:26,618 --> 00:55:28,162 Sunt popoare care fl�m�nzesc. 827 00:55:28,662 --> 00:55:31,790 Mi-a� dori ca un tip �narmat cu un Uzi s� intre aici... 828 00:55:31,832 --> 00:55:33,917 �i� a le ia bijuteriile tuturor celor care le etaleaz�. 829 00:55:33,959 --> 00:55:36,962 Sunt simbolurile unei societ��i bolnave. 830 00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:39,631 Hei, c�nd eram de v�rsta ta, lucr�m la o benzin�rie. 831 00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:41,633 Acum sunt proprietarul unui lan� de benzin�rii. 832 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:44,261 Asta putea s� se �nt�mple numai �n aceast� societate. 833 00:55:44,303 --> 00:55:46,555 Te rog, f�-i s� termine, Larry. 834 00:55:46,597 --> 00:55:49,474 Eu cred c� fiecare are dreptul la propria opinie. A�a-i, Edie? 835 00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:52,436 Oh, da. At�ta timp c�t sunt de p�rere cu mine. 836 00:55:59,526 --> 00:56:01,487 Cum ��i place vinul �sta, Vince? 837 00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:04,948 A� prefera s� cap�t o gonoree dec�t s� beau din vinul �sta. 838 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:07,201 Tat�... 839 00:56:09,870 --> 00:56:13,040 - Vezi ce pre�uri au? - Cred c� Phil �i-ar fi dorit... 840 00:56:13,081 --> 00:56:15,334 s� ne duci la restaurant. 841 00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:19,129 Cred c� Phil ar fi vrut ca tu �i cu mine s� nu mergem �mpreun�. 842 00:56:21,882 --> 00:56:23,675 - Pentru Phil. - Da. 843 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:25,928 - Pentru Phil. - Pentru Phil. 844 00:56:34,978 --> 00:56:36,897 Scuza�i-m�. 845 00:56:38,732 --> 00:56:41,109 - Ce-i cu ea? - Nu �tiu. 846 00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:45,864 - S-a dus la toalet�. M� duc dup� ea. - Nu, mama. M� duc eu. 847 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,713 - Deschide. - Car�-te. 848 00:57:01,755 --> 00:57:03,882 Haide, las�-m� s� intru. 849 00:57:03,924 --> 00:57:06,802 Te rog, las�-m� �n pace. 850 00:57:12,015 --> 00:57:15,477 Tu i-ai cump�rat boxerii �ia oribili, nu-i a�a-i? 851 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:19,606 N-a �nsemnat nimic. A fost doar o glum�. 852 00:57:20,274 --> 00:57:23,527 Tom spunea c� ave�i o rela�ie, dar nul-m crezut... 853 00:57:23,569 --> 00:57:26,905 p�n� nu am v�zut cum v-a�i uitat unul la altul. 854 00:57:27,698 --> 00:57:29,908 Nu avem o rela�ie. 855 00:57:29,950 --> 00:57:33,871 Am fost un mic joc s� v� aducem �mpreun� pe tine �i pe Tom. 856 00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:37,833 Doar c� c� l-am dus prea departe. �mi pare r�u. 857 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:40,836 E a�a de dr�gu��. 858 00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:43,422 E a�a de dr�gu��. 859 00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:51,597 - Du-te s� ne aduci ni�te �nghe�at�. - Dar nu vreau s� scap nimic. 860 00:57:51,638 --> 00:57:54,308 - �nghe�at�! - Ni�te �nghe�at�, te rog, Mitch. 861 00:57:54,349 --> 00:57:56,101 Nu vorbi cu el a�a. 862 00:58:00,147 --> 00:58:01,773 Tish. Stai pu�in. 863 00:58:01,815 --> 00:58:04,193 - Fiule? - Ce? 864 00:58:04,234 --> 00:58:06,945 - Te culci cu femeia asta? - Tish? 865 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:09,948 Sper c� te culci cu nevasta ta. Nu, cu cealalt�, Maria. 866 00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,784 - Nu, tat�, nu m� culc. - Ba sunt sigur ca naiba c� te culci. 867 00:58:12,826 --> 00:58:16,079 - Am�ndoi suntem. - Ei bine, eu nu. Suntem doar prieteni. 868 00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:18,123 Ei bine, atunci. F�-�i ordine �n cas�. 869 00:58:18,165 --> 00:58:20,876 Tat�, dac� nu termini s� tot ba�i oamenii la cap... 870 00:58:20,918 --> 00:58:24,171 �tii cl�direa aia �nalt� de acolo? Se nume�te Hilton. 871 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:30,302 Tish. Haide, iubito. 872 00:58:30,344 --> 00:58:33,472 Tish. Haide. Faci mare zarv� pentru nimic. 873 00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,974 Tish. Deschide. 874 00:58:36,016 --> 00:58:37,976 Haide, iubito. 875 00:58:38,018 --> 00:58:41,563 Doar nu faci ceva prostesc acolo? 876 00:58:47,110 --> 00:58:50,113 N-am mai v�zut a�a ceva de o bucat� bun� de timp. A�a-i? 877 00:58:51,782 --> 00:58:54,535 Sigur nu vrei s� vorbim despre asta? 878 00:58:54,576 --> 00:58:56,286 Cred c� nu. 879 00:58:57,955 --> 00:58:59,998 Phil? Oh, Doamne. 880 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,043 Ce se �nt�mpl�? 881 00:59:05,087 --> 00:59:07,005 Ce? 882 00:59:07,047 --> 00:59:09,424 Oh. Grozav. Crezi c� sunt prea t�n�r s� vorbesc despre sex? 883 00:59:09,466 --> 00:59:12,219 Asta e? �tii, am f�cut sex. 884 00:59:12,261 --> 00:59:15,097 - Da, sigur c� ai f�cut. - Am f�cut. 885 00:59:15,138 --> 00:59:17,724 Ea avea 1050 de kilograme. 886 00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:20,023 C�nd am fost deasupra ei, eram a�a de sus 887 00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:22,729 c� bra�ele �i picioarele nu-mi atingeau patul. 888 00:59:22,771 --> 00:59:26,191 �i c�nd respir�, m� salta c�nd sus c�nd jos de parc� eram pe trambulin�. 889 00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:30,529 De ce dracu a trebuit s� faci toate t�mpeniile alea? 890 00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:34,241 Sunt un artist multimedia. Asta, fac... t�mpenii. 891 00:59:39,580 --> 00:59:41,415 Mia faci sex? 892 00:59:41,456 --> 00:59:44,168 Rar. 893 00:59:44,209 --> 00:59:47,671 - ��i lipse�te? - Da. Oh, Doamne. 894 00:59:47,713 --> 00:59:49,840 Atunci de ce nu mai faci? 895 00:59:52,426 --> 00:59:55,512 A�a m� g�ndeam �i eu. 896 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:12,446 Z�mbi�i. 897 01:00:12,488 --> 01:00:13,489 Bine. 898 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:18,494 Bine a�i venit la Weddingland. �i la ce eveniment fericit ve�i participa? 899 01:00:20,245 --> 01:00:23,916 Crystal Gazebo. La dreapta �i apoi la st�nga. 900 01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:26,793 Dusty. �i conduci tu? 901 01:00:30,923 --> 01:00:32,424 Capela Trandafirul roz. 902 01:00:32,466 --> 01:00:34,760 Nu e romantic? 903 01:00:34,801 --> 01:00:38,430 Muzica noaptea, Un vis care poate fi auzit. 904 01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:40,891 Nu e romantic? 905 01:00:40,933 --> 01:00:44,978 Umbrele dimine�ii scriu cel mai vechi cuv�nt magic. 906 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,147 D�-mi un s�rut. 907 01:00:52,152 --> 01:00:54,738 Vreau s� v�d filmul. Vreau s� v�d filmul. 908 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:57,449 F�r� filme XXX, obr�znic�tur�. 909 01:00:57,491 --> 01:01:00,577 Nun�ile sunt ocazii de bucurie. 910 01:01:00,619 --> 01:01:03,956 - Sunt ritualuri p�g�ne. - Totul e sub control. 911 01:01:03,997 --> 01:01:06,667 - Tat�, am mai fost criticat. - �tiu. 912 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:10,170 Ce mai faci? 913 01:01:10,212 --> 01:01:12,464 Asta-i rochie cu care s� vii la o nunt�? 914 01:01:12,506 --> 01:01:14,800 Eu am f�cut-o. E designul meu. 915 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:17,010 - Ne vedem mai t�rziu. - Pa. 916 01:01:17,553 --> 01:01:20,264 Rochia asta se poart� la nunta unei prostituate. 917 01:01:20,305 --> 01:01:23,267 - M� bucur s� te v�d din nou, Edie. - Bun�, Vince. 918 01:01:23,308 --> 01:01:25,435 Ce mai faci? 919 01:01:57,259 --> 01:01:59,178 Domnule D... ce mai faci? 920 01:02:11,773 --> 01:02:14,109 E vremea pentru dragoste. 921 01:02:22,075 --> 01:02:24,828 E prea tare. 922 01:02:27,956 --> 01:02:30,125 Ai o rochie frumoas�. 923 01:02:30,584 --> 01:02:34,421 - E o pl�cere s� te privesc. - Nun�ile m� excit�. 924 01:02:38,342 --> 01:02:41,303 Muzica se aude mereu. Fantastic. 925 01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:42,638 Nu pot s� tr�iesc f�r� muzic�. 926 01:02:42,679 --> 01:02:45,057 Uit�-te la ea. 927 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:48,477 Uit�-te la ea. Nu-i ajunge ca la omor�t pe primul. 928 01:02:48,519 --> 01:02:52,189 Acuma e gata s�-l omoare �ip e fratele lui. 929 01:02:52,231 --> 01:02:54,942 S�rutul mor�ii. 930 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,613 E�ti c� privirea pentru ochii care nu v�d. �tii asta, nu-i a�a? 931 01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:04,117 Sunt o femeie b�tr�n� �i singur�. Via�a mea s-a terminat. 932 01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:06,745 Acum �ncerc s� fiu o bunic� bun�. 933 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:09,331 M� g�ndesc s� fac dulcea��. 934 01:03:09,373 --> 01:03:11,208 �mi plac pantofii t�i. 935 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,294 ��i lasa la vedere degetele. 936 01:03:14,795 --> 01:03:16,797 Ce spuneam? 937 01:03:16,839 --> 01:03:19,967 �mi spuneai ni�te prostii despre b�tr�ne�e. 938 01:03:22,678 --> 01:03:24,972 Doamnelor �i domnilor, acum... 939 01:03:25,013 --> 01:03:28,767 suntem �nc�nta�i s�-i aducem pe ringul de dans pentru primul lor dans... 940 01:03:28,809 --> 01:03:32,604 pe Dl. �ip e Dna Dean Kozinski. 941 01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:37,109 V�d r�ceal� din ochii t�i 942 01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:41,321 V�d spinii care ��i �n�eap� inima 943 01:03:43,657 --> 01:03:46,076 - Danseaz� cu mine. - Sigur. 944 01:03:46,118 --> 01:03:48,078 Cum? 945 01:03:48,829 --> 01:03:51,498 - S� danseze cineva cu mine. - Sigur. 946 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:53,709 Ce faci? 947 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,006 �i te dai 948 01:03:59,047 --> 01:04:01,091 �i te dai 949 01:04:01,133 --> 01:04:04,970 �i te dai 950 01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:08,849 Cu sau f�r� tine 951 01:04:09,683 --> 01:04:13,061 Cu sau f�r� tine 952 01:04:14,188 --> 01:04:17,858 Nu pot s� tr�iesc 953 01:04:18,358 --> 01:04:22,237 Cu sau f�r� tine 954 01:04:26,492 --> 01:04:29,286 Du-te s� dansezi cu so�ia ta. 955 01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:52,601 Hai s� mergem s� ne plimb�m. 956 01:05:07,449 --> 01:05:10,369 Afacerile cu nun�ile sunt �nfloritoare. 957 01:05:11,036 --> 01:05:13,497 Afacerile sunt bune. 958 01:05:20,963 --> 01:05:22,923 So�ia ta �i cu tine a�i dori o buc��ic� de pr�jitur�? 959 01:05:22,965 --> 01:05:25,759 Mul�umesc, dar nu e so�ia ema. 960 01:05:25,801 --> 01:05:28,679 �n cazul �sta �mi pute�i da num�rul Dvs. de telefon? 961 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,722 - Ce mai face�i? - Felicit�ri. 962 01:05:30,764 --> 01:05:32,933 Mul�umesc. Glumesc. 963 01:05:34,268 --> 01:05:37,187 De ce crezi c� sem�n�m cu un cuplu c�s�torit? 964 01:05:37,229 --> 01:05:39,606 Oribil. Groaznic. 965 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:42,568 Sigur. La �nceput, vei g�si c� sunt �nc�nt�tor. 966 01:05:42,609 --> 01:05:45,737 O s� te �ndr�goste�ti de sunetele pe care le scot diminea�a. 967 01:05:45,779 --> 01:05:48,782 Dar �n trei luni, o s� vrei s� m� sufoci cu pern�... 968 01:05:48,824 --> 01:05:50,868 pentru c� vorbesc prea mult. 969 01:05:50,909 --> 01:05:52,452 �mi plac discu�iile noastre. 970 01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:55,664 Acum vorbim pentru c� nu suntem c�s�tori�i. 971 01:05:57,833 --> 01:06:00,127 - Sunt �ndr�gosti�i! - Nu sunt �ndr�gosti�i. 972 01:06:00,169 --> 01:06:01,753 Ba sunt. 973 01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:04,882 �i e numai vina noastr�. Eu am terminat-o. 974 01:06:04,923 --> 01:06:07,342 Nu sunt �ndr�gosti�i. Uite. 975 01:06:07,384 --> 01:06:10,053 Ia de la mine. 976 01:06:10,095 --> 01:06:12,931 De ce ai fost a�a de dr�gu� cu mine? Ca s�-i faci gelo�i, a�a-i? 977 01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:15,767 Am fost �ntotdeauna dr�gu� cu tine. 978 01:06:16,351 --> 01:06:19,980 - Niciodat�. - Atunci cum de-ai f�cut sex cu mine? 979 01:06:20,522 --> 01:06:24,193 Am crezut c� e�ti inteligent �i o s� realizezi ceva �n �n via��. 980 01:06:24,234 --> 01:06:26,695 Dar acum trebuie s�-mi revizuiesc prima mea p�rere. 981 01:06:26,737 --> 01:06:29,615 O s� ajung cineva. Tu crezi c� o s� v�nd Subaru pe vecie. 982 01:06:29,656 --> 01:06:31,992 �i mai mult, Mai am �i alte g�nduri de viitor. 983 01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:36,038 Mi-a fost greu s� vorbesc cu femeile. 984 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:38,540 Dar vorbe�ti cu mine. 985 01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:41,460 Tu e�ti altfel. 986 01:06:41,502 --> 01:06:42,544 Cum? 987 01:06:42,586 --> 01:06:45,255 Nu �tiu. Diferit�. 988 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:48,342 Diferit� fa�� de Maria. 989 01:06:54,348 --> 01:06:57,810 Maria e prea bun� pentru mine. 990 01:07:00,187 --> 01:07:03,774 Dac� Larry �i-ar lua o slujb� bun� �i nu ar mai c�nta la trompet�... 991 01:07:03,816 --> 01:07:05,442 A� putea s� fiu fericit� 992 01:07:05,484 --> 01:07:08,153 �i n-a� mai fi atras� de cineva ca tine. 993 01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:10,155 Asta ce dracu vrea s� �nsemne, cineva ca mine? 994 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:13,325 Hei, hei, Mireasa taie tortul 995 01:07:13,367 --> 01:07:16,036 Mireasa taie tortul 996 01:07:17,871 --> 01:07:20,165 Unde dracu a�i fost? Unde a�i fost? 997 01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:22,459 - Unde naiba-i nevasta mea? - Tom. E�ti beat. 998 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:25,087 Unde e Maria? A�i v�zut-o? Nu-�i f� probleme. 999 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:27,506 Hai s� vedem cum taie tortul. 1000 01:07:27,548 --> 01:07:31,093 - That's an idea. - Stai, Tom. Stai. 1001 01:07:39,726 --> 01:07:41,353 Mam�. Tortul! 1002 01:07:41,395 --> 01:07:43,438 �tiu, drag�. Nu... 1003 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:46,150 Mam�. Deschizi u�a? 1004 01:07:46,191 --> 01:07:48,652 Merge�i drept �n�untru. 1005 01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:03,041 Drag�, iar ��i e r�u? 1006 01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:05,711 Stai �ntins�, draga mea. 1007 01:08:06,044 --> 01:08:08,422 O s�-�i aduc o pung�. 1008 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:10,424 Pot s� dau un telefon s� chem un taxi? 1009 01:08:10,465 --> 01:08:12,426 Nu fii caraghios. Ia ma�ina mea. 1010 01:08:12,467 --> 01:08:15,345 Eu r�m�n aici �n noaptea asta. Po�i s-o aduci m�ine... 1011 01:08:15,387 --> 01:08:17,723 cu rezervorul plin. 1012 01:08:17,764 --> 01:08:19,975 O aduc mine �napoi cu o singur� condi�ie... 1013 01:08:20,017 --> 01:08:22,478 te iau s� lu�m masa �mpreun�. 1014 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,105 Nu suntem compatibili. 1015 01:08:25,147 --> 01:08:27,357 Haide, cina. 1016 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,359 Pl�tesc eu. 1017 01:08:31,278 --> 01:08:32,863 Bine. 1018 01:08:32,905 --> 01:08:36,366 - Ai f�cut un b�tr�n fericit. - Nu e�ti chiar a�a de b�tr�n. 1019 01:08:36,408 --> 01:08:39,119 Da, �tiu, �i nu prea m� bucur de asta. 1020 01:08:56,261 --> 01:08:58,305 O s� fie bine. 1021 01:08:58,347 --> 01:09:00,766 E a�a de aiurea totul. Doar n-am f�cut nimic. 1022 01:09:00,808 --> 01:09:03,227 Ei cred c� am f�cut. 1023 01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:13,028 Trebuie s� termin�m. 1024 01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:15,030 �tiu. 1025 01:09:16,323 --> 01:09:18,534 E at�t de nedrept. 1026 01:09:18,575 --> 01:09:21,370 You've become my best friend. 1027 01:09:25,249 --> 01:09:27,793 Nu �tii c� b�rba�ilor �i femeilor c�s�tori�i... 1028 01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:31,505 li se permite s� fie prieteni apropia�i doar �n grupuri mari? 1029 01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:37,302 Pentru Tish. 1030 01:09:46,770 --> 01:09:49,231 O s�-mi lipse�ti. 1031 01:09:58,490 --> 01:10:01,660 - Mitch. Nu f� asta. - E grozav. 1032 01:10:01,702 --> 01:10:03,579 Termin�. 1033 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:05,581 Te sim�i mai bine? 1034 01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:08,584 Vrei s� plec? 1035 01:10:10,043 --> 01:10:12,963 O s� plec dac� vrei �i tu. 1036 01:10:13,005 --> 01:10:16,175 �ntotdeauna mi-ai pl�cut a�a de mult. 1037 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:19,761 �i eu te plac. 1038 01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:22,598 Odat� era c�t pe ce s�-i fiu necredincioasa tat�lui t�u. 1039 01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:24,516 �tiam c� a�a o s� se �nt�mple. 1040 01:10:24,558 --> 01:10:26,393 Era frizer. 1041 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:29,563 Arat� exact ca John Forsythe, doar c� era chel. 1042 01:10:29,605 --> 01:10:31,732 �i italian. 1043 01:10:32,566 --> 01:10:36,570 - Nu m-am culcat cu Larry. - Dar te g�nde�ti la asta. 1044 01:10:36,820 --> 01:10:39,990 M� face s� m� simt bine. Vorbim. Ne plimb�m. Ne distr�m. 1045 01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:41,742 Ce-i r�u �n asta? 1046 01:10:41,783 --> 01:10:44,453 Plimbarea asta o s� te duc� drept pe nisipuri mi�c�toare. 1047 01:10:44,495 --> 01:10:47,372 N-am mai fost fericit� cu Tom de mult� vreme. 1048 01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:49,374 Cine spune c� trebuie s� fii fericit�? 1049 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,043 Oh, scuz�-m�. 1050 01:10:51,084 --> 01:10:54,087 �ndr�znesc s� vreu s� fiu fericit�. 1051 01:10:54,588 --> 01:10:58,592 Dup� cum obi�nuia s� spun� mama mea... 1052 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:03,639 De ce cele mai multe din problemele mele trebuie s� fie rezolvate cu proverbe? 1053 01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,725 - Ai o cas� frumoas�. Un copil minunat. - Un so� necredincios. 1054 01:11:06,767 --> 01:11:09,228 Nu �nseamn� c� nu te iube�te. �nseamn� doar c� e prost. 1055 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:14,566 Eu cred c� Tom �i-a dorit s� fie prins pentru c� �i el e prea nefericit. 1056 01:11:14,608 --> 01:11:17,569 Maria. Vreau s�-�i pun o singur� �ntrebare... 1057 01:11:17,611 --> 01:11:21,073 �i apoi o s� tac �i o s�-mi v�d de treaba mea. 1058 01:11:21,114 --> 01:11:25,410 E�ti preg�tit� s�-�i schimbi via�a �i via�a celor apropia�i... 1059 01:11:25,452 --> 01:11:27,913 pentru un profesor de dans? 1060 01:11:29,039 --> 01:11:31,250 Oina c�nd nu e�ti sigur�... 1061 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,336 nu f� nimic ce ai putea regreta mai t�rziu. 1062 01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:27,306 Scuze. 1063 01:13:00,172 --> 01:13:02,132 Nu mi�ca! 1064 01:14:41,732 --> 01:14:43,609 Oak Lane? 1065 01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:46,278 Dup� curba. 1066 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:47,779 E�ti fericit? 1067 01:14:47,821 --> 01:14:50,157 Pentru ce? 1068 01:15:06,757 --> 01:15:09,051 Am vrea s� �nchiriem o caban�, v� rog. 1069 01:15:09,092 --> 01:15:11,512 Pentru c�t timp? 1070 01:15:15,098 --> 01:15:17,518 Doar pentru dup�-amiaza asta. Mul�umesc. 1071 01:15:20,103 --> 01:15:22,147 E frumos. 1072 01:15:38,539 --> 01:15:42,501 C�minul func�ioneaz�. Nu e room service dar vi se poate aduce ceva de m�ncare. 1073 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:44,878 Meniul e l�ng� telefon. 1074 01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:48,423 �i da. Picturile sunt de v�nzare. 1075 01:15:52,886 --> 01:15:55,013 �mi place. 1076 01:15:56,807 --> 01:15:58,767 Emo�ionat�? 1077 01:16:00,978 --> 01:16:02,938 �i eu. 1078 01:16:15,576 --> 01:16:18,829 Oh, la naiba. Am spart lampa. 1079 01:16:23,250 --> 01:16:26,712 Toat� via�a am vrut s� fac a�a ceva. 1080 01:16:29,381 --> 01:16:32,176 Uite, ��i s�ngereaz� buza. 1081 01:16:34,344 --> 01:16:36,805 Mi-am Mu�cat buza. 1082 01:16:37,431 --> 01:16:39,433 Runda a treia? 1083 01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:52,297 Ce-s astea? 1084 01:17:52,339 --> 01:17:54,508 Sunt ale tale, Mitchie. 1085 01:17:54,550 --> 01:17:56,885 Acum o s� m� ocup de lucrurile reale. 1086 01:18:00,722 --> 01:18:03,142 Frizerul Samurai. 1087 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:07,563 Sper c� �tii ce naiba ai de g�nd s� faci. 1088 01:18:10,274 --> 01:18:13,527 Nu �tiu de ce te las a�a faci a�a ceva. 1089 01:19:07,247 --> 01:19:09,249 Rulouri cu ou� Mandarin... 1090 01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:10,876 cocktail de creve�i... 1091 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,212 sandvi� cu curcan... 1092 01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:15,547 �i ou� scrob. 1093 01:19:15,589 --> 01:19:17,549 �i pr�jitura cu ciocolat�. 1094 01:19:17,591 --> 01:19:19,885 Deci ce dori�i? 1095 01:19:20,427 --> 01:19:22,971 - Cartofi pr�ji�i. - �i cartofi pr�ji�i, v� rog. 1096 01:19:23,013 --> 01:19:24,973 - Mult ketchup. - Mult ketchup. 1097 01:19:25,015 --> 01:19:27,976 Sta�i. Ave�i �ampanie? 1098 01:19:28,519 --> 01:19:31,313 Grozav. �i repede, v� rog. 1099 01:19:31,355 --> 01:19:33,482 Mul�umesc. 1100 01:19:36,276 --> 01:19:38,403 Ce rapizi sunt. 1101 01:19:39,863 --> 01:19:43,325 Sunt camerista. Vre�i s� v� fac patul? 1102 01:19:43,909 --> 01:19:46,036 Nu, mul�umesc. 1103 01:19:49,706 --> 01:19:51,750 Mai bine sun acas�. 1104 01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:54,253 Mai aproape. 1105 01:19:54,294 --> 01:19:56,797 Mai aproape. 1106 01:20:03,387 --> 01:20:05,681 Stau cu ea p�n� ajunge Tom acas�. 1107 01:20:05,722 --> 01:20:07,850 Nu-�i f� griji. Unde e�ti? 1108 01:20:08,433 --> 01:20:11,103 Pot s� vorbesc cu Chloe, mama? 1109 01:20:12,646 --> 01:20:15,941 Bun�, iubito. Cum a fost azi la �coal�? 1110 01:20:16,984 --> 01:20:20,612 Leonard Pierson te-a zg�riat? Groaznic. 1111 01:20:20,654 --> 01:20:23,157 E�ti bine? 1112 01:20:23,991 --> 01:20:26,827 Ast� sear� o s� ajung acas� pu�in mai t�rziu. 1113 01:20:27,661 --> 01:20:29,246 De ce? 1114 01:20:29,288 --> 01:20:30,991 M� �nt�lnesc cu ni�te prieteni, 1115 01:20:30,992 --> 01:20:33,542 dar o s� fiu acas� s� te s�rut de noapte bun�. 1116 01:20:35,627 --> 01:20:38,130 S� te por�i frumos cu tati. 1117 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:40,632 Te iubesc. 1118 01:20:45,679 --> 01:20:48,515 A trebuit s�-mi mint fiica. 1119 01:21:48,909 --> 01:21:52,120 Pariez c� asta e prima pe care a v�ndut-o vreodat�. 1120 01:21:53,664 --> 01:21:55,707 E t�rziu. 1121 01:21:55,749 --> 01:21:57,918 �mi pare r�u c� am adormit. 1122 01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,462 �i eu am adormit. 1123 01:22:00,963 --> 01:22:05,592 Pentru c� am adormit am�ndoi inseaman c� c� ne-am scos unul pe altul din sistem? 1124 01:22:06,927 --> 01:22:09,972 �nseamn� c� eram am�ndoi obosi�i. 1125 01:22:16,270 --> 01:22:18,397 Mai bine m� duc. 1126 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:21,525 Te sun m�ine. 1127 01:23:49,154 --> 01:23:51,698 Au sunat de la tine d ela birou. 1128 01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:54,868 Ai spus c� e�ti bolnav�, a�a c� au vrut s� �tie dac� te sim�i mai bine. 1129 01:23:55,619 --> 01:23:58,580 Te sim�i bine? 1130 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:03,335 Dac� n-a� fi reac�ionat ca un idiot, s-ar mai fi �nt�mplat toate astea? 1131 01:24:03,377 --> 01:24:06,046 Te-ai purtat a�a cum e�ti tu. 1132 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:12,427 Un b�rbat trebuie s�-�i dovedeasc� sie �nsu�i c� poate fi cu mai multe femei... 1133 01:24:13,595 --> 01:24:16,056 Dac� ai de g�nd s�-mi poveste�ti despre infidelit��ile tale... 1134 01:24:16,098 --> 01:24:18,600 va trebui s� te p�r�sesc pentru totdeauna. 1135 01:24:30,154 --> 01:24:33,198 �nv��toarea lui Chloe vrea s� vorbeasc� cu tine. 1136 01:24:42,082 --> 01:24:44,293 �l iube�ti? 1137 01:24:48,088 --> 01:24:51,216 Chiar dac� sunt, o s�-mi treac�. 1138 01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:56,889 �i noi am fost �ndr�gosti�i odat�. 1139 01:24:56,930 --> 01:24:59,099 �i ne-a trecut. 1140 01:25:39,348 --> 01:25:41,850 Dac� te mai �ii dup� nevast�-mea... 1141 01:25:41,892 --> 01:25:44,353 o s� te omor. 1142 01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:59,701 Hei, tat�, ce ai? 1143 01:26:00,828 --> 01:26:03,413 Fratele meu Phil m-a sunat din morm�nt. 1144 01:26:03,455 --> 01:26:07,543 Spunea s� stau departe de Edie dac� nu, m� omoar�. 1145 01:26:08,418 --> 01:26:11,421 Ai visat, tata. 1146 01:26:12,631 --> 01:26:14,716 Oricum ea nu m� vrea. 1147 01:26:14,758 --> 01:26:16,969 Nu crede c� suntem compatibili. 1148 01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:20,472 Nu, nu f� asta. Las�-m� s�-�i fac eu micul dejun. 1149 01:26:26,145 --> 01:26:30,107 Nu plec pentru c� sunt furioas� sau trist� sau altceva. 1150 01:26:31,692 --> 01:26:34,820 Vreau s� fii liber s� te hot�r�ti. 1151 01:26:34,903 --> 01:26:38,240 - Unde te duci? - La mama. 1152 01:26:38,282 --> 01:26:41,410 O s�-mi iau celalalte lucruri mai t�rziu. 1153 01:26:41,869 --> 01:26:44,413 �tiam c� n-o supor�i pe mama ta. Ce ai de g�nd s� faci? 1154 01:26:44,454 --> 01:26:47,916 Nu �i de data asta. E vremea s�-i �in piept. 1155 01:26:48,959 --> 01:26:51,170 Vezi, nu sunt at�t de neroad� pe c�t crezi. 1156 01:26:51,211 --> 01:26:53,338 Cred c� e�ti cea mai de�teapt� persoan� de aici. 1157 01:26:53,380 --> 01:26:56,008 Stai pu�in. N-ar trebui s� discut�m? 1158 01:26:56,049 --> 01:26:59,178 - M-am hot�r�t. - Cel pu�in las�-m� s� te ajut. 1159 01:26:59,219 --> 01:27:01,930 Po�i s�-mi aduci un taxi. 1160 01:27:06,894 --> 01:27:09,396 Deci, cum a mers marea �nt�lnire de asear�? 1161 01:27:11,190 --> 01:27:13,317 Po�i s� p�strezi un secret? 1162 01:27:14,026 --> 01:27:15,777 Da, sigur. 1163 01:27:15,986 --> 01:27:17,779 �i eu pot. 1164 01:27:24,995 --> 01:27:26,413 Tu... 1165 01:27:28,832 --> 01:27:30,459 Dna Davidow. Bun� ziua. 1166 01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:33,253 Bun� ziua. Dna Hardy. Bun� diminea�a, Chloe. 1167 01:27:33,295 --> 01:27:37,382 - A�i vrut s� vorbi�i cu mine? - Vrei s�-i preiei tu pu�in? 1168 01:27:38,175 --> 01:27:40,677 Sunt �ngrijorat� pentru bra�ul lui Chloe. Are o zg�rietur�... 1169 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:44,139 - Scuz�-m�. - A spus ca Leonard Pierson i-a f�cut-o. 1170 01:27:44,181 --> 01:27:47,518 �ti�i, e vremea s� discut�m c�teva lucrui serioase... 1171 01:27:47,559 --> 01:27:50,354 �i� a ne confrunt�m cu Chloe, Dna Hardy. 1172 01:27:50,395 --> 01:27:52,898 Pot s� v� ofer o cafea decofeninizata? 1173 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:55,275 Deci ce crede�i? Nu-i frumoas�? 1174 01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:57,861 Nu e grozav�? Piele. Totul. 1175 01:27:57,903 --> 01:28:00,697 Ce-a�i spune s� facem nu tur? M� duc s� iau cheile. 1176 01:28:00,739 --> 01:28:03,659 Haide�i. Aduc cheile. M� �ntorc imediat. 1177 01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:05,953 Asta e. O simt. O miros. 1178 01:28:05,994 --> 01:28:08,580 �i iau pentru un test drive. �tiu sigur. 1179 01:28:08,622 --> 01:28:11,124 O s� v�nd acest Beamer. M� duc la Vegas. I-am ag��at. 1180 01:28:11,166 --> 01:28:13,544 Ia-m ag��at. Ag��at. Ag��at! 1181 01:28:18,715 --> 01:28:21,802 Oh, Doamne! Doamne! 1182 01:28:26,515 --> 01:28:31,478 Mel, po�i s� deschizi fereastra? O s� iau 750-ul pentru un test drive. 1183 01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,231 - Pot s� te tentez cu ceva? - Sunt aici s�-l v�d pe Tom. 1184 01:28:34,273 --> 01:28:37,025 O eroare, dar m� �ntorc. 1185 01:28:42,656 --> 01:28:46,660 Deci, �n sf�r�it, cumperi o ma�in�. 1186 01:28:48,537 --> 01:28:49,997 M� g�ndeam la asta. 1187 01:28:50,038 --> 01:28:54,168 Ne vedem mai t�rziu. M� �ntorc. Totul e sub control. 1188 01:28:57,588 --> 01:28:59,631 L-am p�r�site pe Larry. 1189 01:29:02,009 --> 01:29:06,722 Ai inebunit? E�ti un t�mpit idiot! 1190 01:29:06,847 --> 01:29:09,850 - A fost grozav. - A fost grozav. 1191 01:29:09,892 --> 01:29:14,104 - Nu a fost chiar a�a de grozav. - Ce? A fost grozav. 1192 01:29:14,146 --> 01:29:15,898 Nu. A fost altfel. 1193 01:29:15,939 --> 01:29:17,858 Ei bine... 1194 01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:20,569 e altfel �ntr-un pat. 1195 01:29:21,111 --> 01:29:23,822 Nu e vorba de pat. E altfel. 1196 01:29:24,698 --> 01:29:26,533 TU e�ti altfel. 1197 01:29:28,452 --> 01:29:31,997 Ei bine, e altfel acum c�nd tu e�ti... 1198 01:29:32,623 --> 01:29:36,126 - Acum c�nd sunt cum? - Acum c�nd e�ti... 1199 01:29:36,168 --> 01:29:38,587 pe contul t�u. 1200 01:29:38,629 --> 01:29:40,756 Oh, Doamne. 1201 01:29:41,507 --> 01:29:43,967 Tocmai am realizat ceva. 1202 01:29:44,510 --> 01:29:47,262 E�ti unul dintre b�rba�ii care pot s� fac� asta pentru c� e�ti m�ritat�. 1203 01:29:47,304 --> 01:29:48,972 Nu te intereseaz� cineva... 1204 01:29:49,014 --> 01:29:51,850 - Pentru care trebuie s�-�i asumi obliga�ii. - Lini�te�te-te. 1205 01:29:51,892 --> 01:29:54,978 Acum sunt avansat� la biroul de mod�. 1206 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:58,774 Mi-am luat liber azi pentru c� am crezut c� poate tu... 1207 01:29:58,816 --> 01:30:01,777 - Ai crezut c� poate eu? - Nimic. 1208 01:30:01,819 --> 01:30:05,405 - Am o gaur� �n ciorapi! - Ce se �nt�mpl� cu tine? 1209 01:30:05,447 --> 01:30:07,950 Am fost testat� �i... 1210 01:30:07,991 --> 01:30:11,078 pedepsit� pentru prostia mea! 1211 01:30:11,119 --> 01:30:13,622 Merit asta. 1212 01:30:24,883 --> 01:30:26,969 Arat� mult mai bine. 1213 01:30:27,010 --> 01:30:29,680 Hei, ce surpriz�. 1214 01:30:29,721 --> 01:30:33,100 Nici nu m-am g�ndit c� o s�-mi plac� s� sablez. 1215 01:30:33,142 --> 01:30:35,144 Asta o s� fie slujba ta viitoare? 1216 01:30:35,185 --> 01:30:41,400 Nu cred. M� g�ndeam c� noi doi ar trebui s� deschidem un restaurant. 1217 01:30:41,942 --> 01:30:43,527 G�te�ti? 1218 01:30:43,569 --> 01:30:46,363 Nu, dar sp�l vasele. 1219 01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:49,158 Un restaurant? Unde? 1220 01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:54,413 Undeva unde, oric�nd dorim noi, s� putem s� at�rn�m o firm� cu "Plecat s� navigheze". 1221 01:30:55,205 --> 01:30:57,833 - �i oamenii vor �n�elege? - S� �n�eleag�? Glume�ti? 1222 01:30:57,875 --> 01:31:00,002 Oamenii vor fi de acord. 1223 01:31:00,836 --> 01:31:04,798 Dar fiul t�u. So�ia ta? 1224 01:31:05,924 --> 01:31:09,386 Mitch se duce s� stea o perioad� cu mama lui la San Francisco... 1225 01:31:09,428 --> 01:31:11,180 apoi la colegiu. 1226 01:31:11,221 --> 01:31:13,140 Tish... nu �tiu ce-�i dore�te... 1227 01:31:13,182 --> 01:31:15,517 dar cu siguran�� nu pe mine. 1228 01:31:20,939 --> 01:31:23,692 Trebuei s� fie frumos acolo. 1229 01:31:28,113 --> 01:31:30,574 Asta �nseamn� c� vrei s� mergi? 1230 01:31:32,993 --> 01:31:35,245 Chloe a min�it... 1231 01:31:35,287 --> 01:31:38,165 ca un b�iat a agresat-o... 1232 01:31:38,207 --> 01:31:41,210 c�nd de fapt ea a fost cea care l-a b�tut. 1233 01:31:42,044 --> 01:31:46,632 �nv��toarea crede c�-�i �ndreapt� spre el furia ei �mpotriva lui Tom. 1234 01:31:48,258 --> 01:31:52,513 �n alt� zi a pus o pisic� �n usc�torul �colii. 1235 01:31:54,223 --> 01:31:59,478 �nv��toarea crede c� nu prime�te o aten�ie suficient�... 1236 01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:01,396 pentur c�... 1237 01:32:01,438 --> 01:32:03,941 nu fac ceea ce trebuie. 1238 01:32:03,982 --> 01:32:07,361 Nu. Acum copii trec prin tot felul de etape. 1239 01:32:14,743 --> 01:32:17,579 So�ul meu �i fiica mea au nevoie de mine. 1240 01:32:23,502 --> 01:32:25,420 �i noi? 1241 01:32:26,713 --> 01:32:28,173 "Noi?" 1242 01:32:28,423 --> 01:32:31,343 Ei bine, facem ce fac �i ceilal�i oameni de obicei. 1243 01:32:33,470 --> 01:32:36,390 κi continua via�a. 1244 01:32:39,643 --> 01:32:42,688 Poate c� oamenii nu trebuie s� fie ferici�i. 1245 01:32:42,729 --> 01:32:45,732 Nu, nu cred una ca asta. 1246 01:32:50,445 --> 01:32:52,573 Am venit s�-mi iau r�mas bun. 1247 01:32:52,614 --> 01:32:54,575 �tiu. 1248 01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,661 Ai pl�ns? 1249 01:32:59,538 --> 01:33:01,498 Am pl�ns. 1250 01:33:02,624 --> 01:33:05,627 Am pl�ns mult ieri. 1251 01:33:07,588 --> 01:33:10,716 Pentru to�i anii �n care n-am f�cut-o. 1252 01:33:16,054 --> 01:33:18,182 Sunt bine. 1253 01:33:19,725 --> 01:33:23,604 �tii, �mi pare r�u c� n-am putut s� dans�m �mpreun�. 1254 01:33:37,784 --> 01:33:40,871 - Cred c� to�i sunte�i ni�te nebuni! - Tat�, te rog. Am destule probleme. 1255 01:33:40,913 --> 01:33:42,789 Du-te acas�. O s� te sun. 1256 01:33:42,831 --> 01:33:46,293 Ascult�-m� m�car o dat�. Dac� o iube�ti pe femeia asta a�a cum cred eu... 1257 01:33:46,335 --> 01:33:48,295 uneori �n via�� trebuie s� te lup�i p�n� la moarte. 1258 01:33:48,337 --> 01:33:52,132 Mi-e cunoscut� filozofia asta. Attila Hunul a spus-o primul. 1259 01:33:52,174 --> 01:33:54,718 Ascult� ceea ce tat�l t�u Vincent Kozinski a spus la �nceput... 1260 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,887 la sf�r�it �i �ntotdeauna. 1261 01:33:56,929 --> 01:33:59,807 Ai o singur� via�� de tr�it. 1262 01:33:59,848 --> 01:34:03,852 Po�i s-o faci g�ina� de pui sau salat� de pui. 1263 01:34:20,077 --> 01:34:22,120 Ce bune costi�e. 1264 01:34:22,162 --> 01:34:23,997 M� bucur c� ��i plac. 1265 01:34:24,039 --> 01:34:26,458 - Sunt favoritele mele. - �tiu. 1266 01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:28,126 Mul�umesc. 1267 01:34:28,168 --> 01:34:30,129 Cu pl�cere. 1268 01:34:36,260 --> 01:34:38,220 Poate c�... 1269 01:34:40,389 --> 01:34:42,891 mai t�rziu am putea s� facem dragoste. 1270 01:34:44,309 --> 01:34:46,019 Bine. 1271 01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:33,752 Mul�umesc. 1272 01:37:37,316 --> 01:37:38,824 Phil spunea c� gunoaiele sunt de viitor. 1273 01:37:38,825 --> 01:37:41,236 Nu m-am g�ndit niciodat� c� sunt viitorul meu. 1274 01:37:41,278 --> 01:37:44,698 Ai fost foarte generos cu afacerile f�cute cu mine. Foarte generos. 1275 01:37:44,740 --> 01:37:48,911 - S� nu mai aud� �i al�ii. - Nu e�ti un tip chiar a�a de dur. 1276 01:37:49,870 --> 01:37:52,706 - Un tip dur te-ar fi abordat. - Dar nu �i tu. 1277 01:37:52,748 --> 01:37:56,543 Nu? A� fi spus "Am cas� asta mare �i goal� la �ar�. 1278 01:37:56,585 --> 01:37:59,505 Vino s ama vizitezi �i vom putea s� s�rb�torim." 1279 01:37:59,546 --> 01:38:03,383 Eu a� spune "Sunt prea b�tr�n� s� c�l�toresc." 1280 01:38:15,145 --> 01:38:17,272 Te iubesc, Edie. 1281 01:38:18,357 --> 01:38:20,317 Doamne. 1282 01:38:38,001 --> 01:38:42,756 �n regul�, �n regul�. Bietul copila�. Bietul �ngera�. 1283 01:38:46,635 --> 01:38:48,804 Tot mai vrei s� omori oameni? 1284 01:38:48,846 --> 01:38:51,181 - Nu. Sunt prea pro�ti. - Mie-mi spui. 1285 01:38:51,223 --> 01:38:55,185 Bunicul t�u e pe cale s� se �nsoare cu Triunghiul Bermudelor. 1286 01:39:01,650 --> 01:39:04,611 E foarte bine. Foarte bine. 1287 01:39:05,988 --> 01:39:07,948 Fi�i biencuvintata. 1288 01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:13,287 Bun�, Vince. 1289 01:39:14,204 --> 01:39:16,081 - P�rinte. - E o pl�cere. 1290 01:39:16,123 --> 01:39:19,334 - Sunt sigur c�-l �tii pe fiul meu. - �mi pare bine s� te v�d din nou. 1291 01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:27,634 - Ai �nt�rziat. - Ai cunoscut-o pe Cathy, nu-i a�a? 1292 01:39:27,676 --> 01:39:30,679 Cathy. Ea e Tish. Tish. Ea e Cathy. 1293 01:39:30,721 --> 01:39:33,223 �nc�ntat� s� te cunosc. 1294 01:39:34,016 --> 01:39:35,976 Ce? Ce? 1295 01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,187 �ncepe�i! �ncepe�i! 1296 01:39:45,986 --> 01:39:48,197 E prea t�rziu. Am f�cut-o. 1297 01:39:48,238 --> 01:39:51,825 Uit�-te la copiii �tia... ce dr�g�la�i. 1298 01:40:25,859 --> 01:40:28,570 Uite c� vine. 1299 01:40:56,765 --> 01:41:01,311 Vincent. O iei pe aceast� femeie s�-�i fie so�ie? 1300 01:41:01,353 --> 01:41:04,064 - Da. Pot s-o s�rut? - �nc� nu. 1301 01:41:04,106 --> 01:41:06,400 - Spune "O iau." - O iau. 1302 01:41:06,441 --> 01:41:10,487 Edie. �l iei pe acest b�rbat s�-�i fie so�? 1303 01:41:11,905 --> 01:41:12,906 �l iau. 1304 01:41:12,948 --> 01:41:14,366 Vincent �i Edie... 1305 01:41:14,408 --> 01:41:19,121 a�i f�cut acest jur�m�nt solemn de �n fa�a lui Dumnezeu �i a acestei adun�ri. 1306 01:41:19,163 --> 01:41:21,456 Tineit �ntotdeauna calea spre fericire. 1307 01:41:21,498 --> 01:41:23,834 �ine�i calea pe care inima v-o dicteaz�. 1308 01:41:23,876 --> 01:41:27,588 �i acum v� declar so� �i so�ie. 1309 01:41:27,629 --> 01:41:30,299 Po�i s� s�ru�i mireasa. 1310 01:41:41,977 --> 01:41:45,981 �i acum, doamnelor �i domnilor, avem nevoie de un voluntar. 1311 01:41:46,023 --> 01:41:49,067 - Cineva care s� ne dea o m�n�... - Eu. Stai. 1312 01:41:49,109 --> 01:41:51,195 Sau poate tot corpul. 1313 01:41:51,236 --> 01:41:54,865 Cred c� avem pe cineva aici. Ce mai faci? Cum te nume�ti? 1314 01:41:54,907 --> 01:41:57,576 Bun�, ce mai faci? 1315 01:41:57,618 --> 01:42:00,078 Stan, o s� te rug�m s�-�i sco�i haina. 1316 01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,122 �i Michelle o s� te ajute cu ce trebuie s� faci. 1317 01:42:02,164 --> 01:42:04,082 Mai e vreo fat� aici? 1318 01:42:04,124 --> 01:42:06,293 �ncearc� s� nu fii mai amuzant dec�t magicianul. 1319 01:42:06,335 --> 01:42:08,754 �ntinde-te. F�-te comod. 1320 01:42:08,796 --> 01:42:11,924 - Nu trebuie s� st�m prea mult. - M� simt bine. 1321 01:42:11,965 --> 01:42:14,676 Dar nu vreau s� te sim�i incomodat. 1322 01:42:14,718 --> 01:42:18,013 De ce m-a� sim�i incomodat? Nu sunt dac� nici tu nu e�ti. 1323 01:42:22,184 --> 01:42:23,936 U�or, b�iete. OK. �ncepem. 1324 01:42:23,977 --> 01:42:26,313 - Gata? - E bine. 1325 01:42:26,355 --> 01:42:28,732 Felicit�ri pentru avansare. 1326 01:42:28,774 --> 01:42:31,360 O meri�i. N-ai ar�tat niciodat� mai frumoas�. 1327 01:42:31,401 --> 01:42:34,029 Mul�umesc. Am renovat apartamentul. 1328 01:42:34,071 --> 01:42:36,782 Un fel de postmodernism combinat cu desenele animate Jetsons. 1329 01:42:36,824 --> 01:42:39,868 - Ar trebui s� vii s�-l vezi. - O s� vin. O s� vin. 1330 01:42:39,910 --> 01:42:42,204 M� simt bine. 1331 01:42:43,413 --> 01:42:45,207 S� nu pleci. 1332 01:42:47,376 --> 01:42:49,419 - Vrei s� bei ceva? - Nu, mul�umesc. 1333 01:42:49,461 --> 01:42:52,047 M� duc s�-mi iau ceva de b�ut. 1334 01:42:53,173 --> 01:42:56,927 O s� v� ar�t�m ceva cu adev�rat uimitor. 1335 01:43:02,432 --> 01:43:06,520 - �mi pare r�u. - �tii de c em-am m�ritat cu tine? 1336 01:43:06,603 --> 01:43:08,355 Pentru banii mei? 1337 01:43:08,397 --> 01:43:10,268 Ochii t�i. M-am g�ndit c� un b�rbat 1338 01:43:10,269 --> 01:43:13,110 cu ochi ca ai t�i nu ar r�ni vreodat� o femeie. 1339 01:43:13,569 --> 01:43:16,071 Te-am r�nit? 1340 01:43:19,366 --> 01:43:21,493 Noroc, Larry. 1341 01:43:22,035 --> 01:43:24,037 Mul�umesc. 1342 01:43:32,463 --> 01:43:36,550 Sia cum o s�-�i prezint unul din prietenii mei... 1343 01:43:36,592 --> 01:43:38,886 Sammy Fier�str�ul. 1344 01:43:39,595 --> 01:43:43,432 Vrei s� mergem acas�? Bine. S�-i spunem lui tati. Plec�m. 1345 01:43:43,474 --> 01:43:46,477 Nu-i trebuie prea mult ca s� �nceap�. 1346 01:43:51,064 --> 01:43:53,400 Stai. A�teapt�. 1347 01:43:53,442 --> 01:43:57,404 �tii, era c�t pe ce s-o am. 1348 01:44:04,161 --> 01:44:06,455 Adev�rat? 1349 01:44:11,710 --> 01:44:13,670 - A fost fantastic. - Dar deocamdat� n-am terminat. 1350 01:44:13,712 --> 01:44:16,340 O s�-l facem la loc mai t�rziu. M� duc s� dansez cu so�ia mea. 1351 01:44:16,381 --> 01:44:18,842 Un vals, v� rog. 1352 01:44:54,586 --> 01:44:56,755 Sunt a�a de dr�gu�i. 1353 01:45:28,662 --> 01:45:30,873 Spune �i car�-te. 1354 01:45:34,126 --> 01:45:36,086 Maria, vrei s� dansezi cu mine? 1355 01:45:36,128 --> 01:45:39,590 - Nu, nu vrea. - Te rog, Tom. 1356 01:45:42,092 --> 01:45:44,595 Nu pot. Atunci nu vrei s�-�i petreci restul vie�ii cu mine? 1357 01:45:44,636 --> 01:45:49,016 - Ce tot spui? - Nu m-am mai b�tut de mult timp... 1358 01:45:49,057 --> 01:45:51,351 dar dac� vrei s� ne batem, o s� m� bat. 1359 01:45:51,393 --> 01:45:53,353 - Te rog, te rog. - Bine. 1360 01:45:54,396 --> 01:45:55,939 Ce se �nt�mpl� aici? 1361 01:45:55,981 --> 01:45:59,943 �ncerc s� fac o salat� de pui din g�ina�ul de aici. 1362 01:45:59,985 --> 01:46:03,155 Maria. Se uit� to�i la noi. 1363 01:46:03,322 --> 01:46:06,825 Stai pu�in. Mi-am �inut partea mea de t�rg de dragul lui Chloe. 1364 01:46:06,867 --> 01:46:09,953 Poate c� Chloe merit� ceva mai mult dec�t un t�rg. 1365 01:46:11,163 --> 01:46:15,083 Vii �i te urci acum �n ma�in� cu mine sau te p�r�sesc pentru totdeauna. 1366 01:46:31,141 --> 01:46:34,019 Larry Kozinski, mi-ar place s� dansez cu tine. 1367 01:47:26,530 --> 01:47:29,658 - Dansa�i! V� rog, toat� lumea s� danseze! - Dansa�i! 1368 01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:32,828 �mi iau �napoi prezentul. 1369 01:48:22,878 --> 01:48:24,797 - Haide, Mitch. - Iat�-ne. 1370 01:48:24,838 --> 01:48:27,508 - Mitch, haide. - Haide, repede. Plec�m. 1371 01:48:27,549 --> 01:48:29,092 Haide, te rog. 1372 01:48:29,134 --> 01:48:31,762 Haide, Mitch. Gr�be�te-te. 1373 01:48:32,721 --> 01:48:36,225 Nu, tat�. Tat�, termin�. 1374 01:48:37,017 --> 01:48:39,728 Ce faci? Ce faci? 109381