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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,024 --> 00:01:58,483 'I am Ravi' 2 00:01:58,525 --> 00:02:00,608 'Anything can happen in life' 3 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:03,233 'Things we do not even imagine may happen' 4 00:02:03,567 --> 00:02:06,817 'One such incredible story...is mine' 5 00:02:08,442 --> 00:02:11,358 Sir, 'caste' and 'religion' haven't been filled in this form 6 00:02:15,358 --> 00:02:17,775 - What is 'caste', son? - I don't know, pa 7 00:02:19,275 --> 00:02:21,775 We are teaching them something they are clueless 8 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:25,442 Let my son grow up equally with his classmates oblivious of all this 9 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:28,233 I won't fill up those details, thanks 10 00:02:36,608 --> 00:02:39,400 That's all Job over 11 00:02:39,442 --> 00:02:43,692 He loves wasting time on Sundays claiming to make Dhokra statuettes 12 00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:48,191 We should do the work we love even if people criticize us 13 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:50,442 It will always come in handy 14 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:53,191 Why is that broken, pa? 15 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:55,150 This piece, huh? 16 00:02:57,608 --> 00:03:01,483 This is handed over in our family to the person they love 17 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:04,692 My father gave it to me I am giving it to you now 18 00:03:04,941 --> 00:03:06,817 'I was thrilled to bits' 19 00:03:06,859 --> 00:03:08,108 'Then what?' 20 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:10,233 'This proved I am appa's favorite' 21 00:03:10,275 --> 00:03:11,567 Thanks, pa 22 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,733 Keep it carefully 23 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,733 Ravi, let's play a game of cricket 24 00:03:14,817 --> 00:03:16,442 Coming, Mani 25 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:18,692 'So I grew up in the 90s' 26 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:19,817 Azharuddin! 27 00:03:19,859 --> 00:03:21,608 'Our street was our playground!' 28 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:24,941 'Whatever our activities we were into it as a gang' 29 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:31,525 'We used to save money for a week to buy vermicelli popsicle' 30 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,150 'Hey! Ice, da' 31 00:03:34,024 --> 00:03:36,650 'Remember, we used to hire cycles and bike everywhere?' 32 00:03:36,692 --> 00:03:38,150 'Rs 3 for 1 hour' 33 00:03:42,775 --> 00:03:47,817 'Book cricket, love letter, postman, Sachin Tendulkar, WWF, trump cards' 34 00:03:47,859 --> 00:03:49,941 'How can we forget all that excitement?' 35 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,150 '20 houses shared 1 TV set' 36 00:03:55,941 --> 00:03:58,024 '1 telephone used by 10 houses' 37 00:03:58,066 --> 00:03:59,191 1 minute 38 00:03:59,275 --> 00:04:00,859 Phone for Usha 39 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:03,024 'Phone for Usha it seems' 40 00:04:03,442 --> 00:04:06,817 'Even if these antics were small our happiness was gigantic!' 41 00:04:06,859 --> 00:04:08,275 [sit or stand game] 42 00:04:10,108 --> 00:04:11,941 Why are you crying? What happened? 43 00:04:11,983 --> 00:04:16,233 She broke appa's shaving mirror She's scared he will beat her up 44 00:04:16,442 --> 00:04:18,608 Oh! Don't worry, dear 45 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,442 I'll tell appa it was a mistake 46 00:04:21,608 --> 00:04:23,150 Come out for a minute 47 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,275 Why were you just watching her cry? Shouldn't you be consoling her? 48 00:04:29,316 --> 00:04:32,400 I know anyway appa will punish her 49 00:04:32,442 --> 00:04:34,442 How can I console her? 50 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:36,733 Listen to me 51 00:04:36,775 --> 00:04:41,275 If someone cries in front of us or confides their worries 52 00:04:41,316 --> 00:04:43,400 ...they are not expecting us to solve it 53 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:45,400 Won't someone hold their hands and say 54 00:04:45,442 --> 00:04:47,817 'I'm there for you Don't be scared' 55 00:04:47,859 --> 00:04:50,442 These are the only words of comfort they expect 56 00:04:50,442 --> 00:04:54,692 To them it isn't important what you can or can't do 57 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:57,442 But the reassuring words you speak at that time 58 00:04:57,483 --> 00:04:59,108 'I'm there for you' 59 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:02,150 That is important Do you understand? 60 00:05:03,108 --> 00:05:04,150 Okay, go 61 00:05:04,191 --> 00:05:05,608 Reassure her now 62 00:05:08,483 --> 00:05:10,983 'I'm there for you, Divya Don't be scared' 63 00:05:19,567 --> 00:05:20,983 '1999' 64 00:05:22,859 --> 00:05:25,316 'I can never forget this year in my life' 65 00:05:28,191 --> 00:05:30,941 153...154...155- 66 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,442 'I was soooper happy' 67 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:41,483 'Not because I passed' 68 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,316 'New girls will join as freshers every year, right?' 69 00:05:46,983 --> 00:05:50,191 'Girls in our school always tend to be so-so and lame' 70 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,442 'But today is new admission' 71 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:54,483 - Hi R.Vignesh - 'New girls' 72 00:05:57,275 --> 00:06:01,483 '1st day of 12th grade with a pocketful of dreams' 73 00:06:02,483 --> 00:06:04,316 Hey there! 74 00:06:08,692 --> 00:06:10,941 Welcome back, showered with Lifebuoy soap, huh? 75 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:30,233 So-so 76 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:33,150 More so-so 77 00:06:33,275 --> 00:06:34,442 'Idli' vessel 78 00:06:34,483 --> 00:06:35,608 Mood out 79 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,150 Hi, I'm Bhoominathan 80 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,358 Shy maybe?! 81 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,108 - Akash Raja - Present, miss 82 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,191 'Anand Kumar' 83 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:46,817 What is this new practice of taking attendance? 84 00:06:46,859 --> 00:06:50,442 Is it the end of the 3 'R's, revelling, rejoicing and reacting to girls? 85 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:54,191 Ravi, this section is only till names beginning with 'M' 86 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:56,150 You are in the next section 87 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:58,650 I have a biscuit 88 00:06:59,483 --> 00:07:01,191 I have a pencil 89 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,150 And a pencil box with a push button 90 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,941 I have a scented eraser too 91 00:07:05,983 --> 00:07:08,108 Do you have a biscuit? 92 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:11,400 I don't have 93 00:07:13,316 --> 00:07:14,567 This half is for you 94 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:18,608 Let's be friends, always together 95 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:19,859 Okay, da 96 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,733 You go now, I'll cry my heart out and join you 97 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:25,442 Somehow come to that section 98 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:28,316 - Don't feel bad - Wangle it somehow 99 00:07:28,358 --> 00:07:30,150 I'll come with you right away 100 00:07:30,191 --> 00:07:33,150 Let go of me My friend misses me already 101 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,775 'Looks like he won't leave' 102 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:36,775 Soap box face! Tell him 103 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,817 He has gone...happy! 104 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,483 - My name is Nikitha - Excuse me, miss 105 00:07:41,525 --> 00:07:43,275 Father's name is Krishnamurthy 106 00:07:43,316 --> 00:07:44,525 'Yes, come in' 107 00:07:45,442 --> 00:07:47,024 He works in HDFS bank 108 00:07:48,983 --> 00:07:51,066 My mother's name is Sathya 109 00:07:51,442 --> 00:07:52,442 Housewife 110 00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:56,066 And I live in Madipakkam 111 00:07:56,525 --> 00:07:57,859 Madipakkam! 112 00:07:58,066 --> 00:07:59,442 'Madipakkam' 113 00:08:00,358 --> 00:08:02,233 How are you so sure this is her house? 114 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:08,150 'Machan, attendance register has all the contact details, right?' 115 00:08:08,191 --> 00:08:09,275 'I flicked it' 116 00:08:10,775 --> 00:08:12,525 Nikitha...here it is 117 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:14,817 - Hey! No address? - Not filled I think 118 00:08:14,859 --> 00:08:16,525 Aiyo! Note down her phone # 119 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,275 2258 2999 Let's go, quick 120 00:08:18,859 --> 00:08:24,233 'I poured over the directory night and day for that phone # and traced it' 121 00:08:24,859 --> 00:08:28,358 'But that street confused me with its share of old and new numbers' 122 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,191 'So I dialled that number' 123 00:08:36,525 --> 00:08:38,859 'I confirmed it 101%' 124 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:44,191 "He is the King of Romance Cupid's avatar in every sense" 125 00:08:55,692 --> 00:08:57,442 I think that's her mother 126 00:08:57,483 --> 00:09:00,233 - She is missing - Her mother looks good though! 127 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,358 Er...excuse me 128 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,983 'I can see her father now' 129 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,525 'Hello?' 130 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,483 She's saying 'hello' That's her! 131 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:54,608 'Hello' 132 00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:55,859 She's saying 'hello' 133 00:09:55,983 --> 00:09:57,275 That is Nikitha! 134 00:09:57,316 --> 00:09:58,650 I heard a 'hello' Her mother! 135 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:01,608 'Who is this idiot calling daily? My broomstick will speak!' 136 00:10:06,525 --> 00:10:11,608 "If you greet me with a 'hi' that will do I get a kick from toe to brow" 137 00:10:11,650 --> 00:10:13,442 - I got transferred here - She said 'hi' 138 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:15,859 - When's your wedding? - Wedding, huh? 139 00:10:16,859 --> 00:10:22,358 "If you giggle or glare at me my heartbeat races to a 120" 140 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:27,400 "Without any shame or shyness I'll follow you like a pup, princess" 141 00:10:27,442 --> 00:10:32,941 "My cycle is the vehicle so handy Doodles on our school loo walls randy" 142 00:10:32,983 --> 00:10:38,066 "Call her to the canteen daily Ask her to pay my bill duly" 143 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:43,150 "When she passes by, yell out 'Ravi' If she smiles, my love spells victory" 144 00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:48,400 "I am the last bencher in class as a rule From now on I'll show swag in school" 145 00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:53,400 "I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season" 146 00:10:53,442 --> 00:10:58,692 "I show off for no reason whatever I am the school's don hereafter" 147 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:11,817 My dear son 148 00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:13,692 Eat 'pakoda' and study 149 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:15,859 Drink it up Complan 150 00:11:19,191 --> 00:11:20,358 Love! 151 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,817 Shall we get back to class? 152 00:11:41,859 --> 00:11:43,692 List out 3 'semmozhi' Classical languages 153 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:46,108 Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi 154 00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:47,859 Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi 155 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,525 'What's funny?' 156 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:54,442 'Loony lady! Why is she cackling?' 157 00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,442 Mani, this is nice joke 158 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:58,316 - Thanks - Mani 159 00:11:58,442 --> 00:11:59,941 Tell her it is my joke 160 00:11:59,983 --> 00:12:02,191 How can I? Everyone is laughing 161 00:12:02,608 --> 00:12:03,859 This is my joke now 162 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:06,400 Shall we get back to class? 163 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,066 List out 3 classical lan- 164 00:12:09,442 --> 00:12:11,024 'Leave it, teacher' 165 00:12:11,692 --> 00:12:13,608 Mani, that's a nice joke 166 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:14,941 Thank you 167 00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:17,483 That was my joke I cracked it! 168 00:12:17,525 --> 00:12:19,775 - Don't believe Ravi - Ravi, keep silence 169 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,108 - Quiet! - 1 minute, I'll be back 170 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,567 Miss...miss 171 00:12:24,608 --> 00:12:26,567 'Looks like it's joke of the year!' 172 00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:30,608 This is why I don't joke much Others steal my copyright! 173 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,442 - Principal! - Mani 174 00:12:32,483 --> 00:12:34,358 I shared your joke with our principal 175 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,400 Hey Mani It's a nice joke, man 176 00:12:36,442 --> 00:12:38,108 Thank you I appreciate, sir 177 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,108 Plenty more in my head to present later 178 00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,733 'This school is going down the drain only because of you!' 179 00:12:42,775 --> 00:12:44,983 - Thank you - 'Super joke, Mani' 180 00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:53,983 Nib broke, eh! 181 00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:57,983 That was...my joke 182 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:04,483 "Just for effect I'll pile book on book When you pass by flirtatiously I'll look" 183 00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:09,483 "I'll act the goody-goody dude Given a chance I'll brush against you" 184 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:14,692 "Like an ink bottle is your heart I know Filled with love waiting to overflow" 185 00:13:14,733 --> 00:13:19,859 "My pen waits here for ink to flow Love is my spring for life to glow" 186 00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:25,358 "Eyes like marble mesmerize me My mind spark(le)s like roll caps zappy" 187 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:30,483 "Hearing her voice on the phone sleepless nights I spent alone" 188 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:35,608 "I'll stand with guts to surpass the boys from the next class" 189 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:40,733 "If any fellow tries to act funny I'll break his teeth, watch me" 190 00:13:40,775 --> 00:13:45,692 "I make a fuss for no rhyme or reason I'm the school don for every season" 191 00:13:45,733 --> 00:13:51,108 "Rain or shine I show off mighty I'm the don in this school almighty" 192 00:14:02,024 --> 00:14:04,024 - I'll profess my love today - Okay 193 00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:06,941 - I'll tell her later - Okay 194 00:14:06,983 --> 00:14:12,108 "Call her to the canteen daily Ask her to pay my bill duly" 195 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,316 "When she passes by, yell out Ravi" 196 00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,775 - I will - Tell later 197 00:14:16,859 --> 00:14:20,608 "I am the last bencher in class as a rule From now on I'll show swag in school" 198 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,567 You want to tell her later, right? 199 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:29,983 "I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season" 200 00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:35,316 "I show off for no reason whatever I am the school's don hereafter" 201 00:14:45,859 --> 00:14:50,817 "I make a fuss for no rhyme or reason I'm the school don for every season" 202 00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:55,733 "Rain or shine I show off crystal clear I'm the don in this school, my dear" 203 00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,567 What is this? 204 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,191 I intend teaching how to make such Dokhra statuettes 205 00:15:02,233 --> 00:15:03,775 - Wow! Soooper! - You like it? 206 00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:05,400 - Take it - No...no 207 00:15:10,108 --> 00:15:12,024 I've brought my camera 208 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,108 Can I take a photo of all of you? 209 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,150 'That's his agenda! Photo...let's pose' 210 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:17,525 'Don't stamp my foot' 211 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,859 'Suresh, sit down Don't hide us' 212 00:15:20,191 --> 00:15:21,983 So this 'bhajji' shop is the venue, huh? 213 00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:24,650 Yes, this is the venue 214 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,400 Want to know why? 215 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:31,442 He comes here daily, rain or shine irrespective of the weather forecast 216 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,442 Every single day without fail 217 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,316 Because 218 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,733 ...he is hypnotised by the fritter shop lady's hip 219 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:57,358 'If we must kill Gaaja, he should not be aware of himself or his surrounding' 220 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:01,859 'Only when he looks at her waist and hip he will be in a trance' 221 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:07,733 When she finishes frying onion fritters and takes the raw banana to slice 222 00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:10,608 ...for 60 seconds she'll be in a bent posture 223 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:12,567 She slices the onion standing straight 224 00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,650 She slices the banana like this 225 00:16:14,692 --> 00:16:17,692 So in that 1 minute she takes to slice the banana 226 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:20,983 ...he will be totally oblivious of what is happening around him 227 00:16:21,108 --> 00:16:22,483 Bro, I'm so sorry 228 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,150 'It was sheer accident, bro' 229 00:16:26,608 --> 00:16:29,358 If she bends to slice the banana 230 00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:31,817 ...we have only 1 minute to spring into action 231 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:34,024 'We must do our job before she slices the banana' 232 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,692 'We enter the fritter stall' 233 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,400 You pick the knife she has used 234 00:16:37,442 --> 00:16:40,442 Because he shouldn't have any weapon within his reach 235 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,608 'The three of us go and sit next to him' 236 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:46,150 'You pick the knife we've brought and one swift blow' 237 00:16:46,191 --> 00:16:47,859 'Fritter lady will be shell shocked' 238 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,066 We clear the crime scene of our evidences 239 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,733 'And scoot as fast as we can' 240 00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:54,442 Suppose our plan misfires? 241 00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,859 Even then the fritter lady will be shell shocked 242 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,358 Tell me why? 243 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,316 'Watching Gaaja kill him' 244 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,066 How the hell will it misfire? 245 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,567 No way, bro I'll kill him 246 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,692 - So tomorrow? - Yes 247 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,608 21st century 248 00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,442 I'll be the new don Gaaja 249 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:12,733 Tomorrow? 250 00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:14,400 Yes, machan 251 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,525 1999, December 31st 252 00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:22,150 If I propose tomorrow, we will be the 1st pair of lovers in 21st century 253 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,983 Sounds cool, right? 254 00:17:24,191 --> 00:17:26,316 I've asked her to meet me near Sona Bakery 255 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:27,483 Sona Bakery? 256 00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:30,442 Kissing spree from tomorrow, huh? 257 00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:33,108 - 1-4-3, eh?! - Don't tease me! 258 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:37,692 It's a private joke You do your job, teacher 259 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,541 Hey! He's waiting for you 260 00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:57,000 Jolly times ahead! 261 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,417 He's coming Gaaja's coming 262 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,417 What's your tearing hurry? 263 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,582 Raw banana fritters 264 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,083 Time to enter 265 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:01,708 Hi 266 00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:03,666 Hi 267 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:07,958 Where's he- 268 00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:13,417 Slice it real thin 269 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,375 'Come on, you tortoise' 270 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,166 'Next plan is to finish you off!' 271 00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:22,833 Now take that knife- 272 00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:25,417 I was about to say 'Stab him when she bends' 273 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,582 Why are you messing up like this? 274 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:32,000 Hey! Take that knife 275 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,083 'Bro, wait' 276 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,708 'That banana is reducing in size' 277 00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,417 Take...hurry up 278 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:38,666 For me? 279 00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,125 You said you like- 280 00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,375 You said you like it, right? 281 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,333 Our family custom, we give this to whomever we like the most 282 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,000 This is from me to you 283 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,708 Take the knife out, da 284 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,958 Don't waste time 285 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,250 - I'm telling you to give it to me - Bro, not that! 286 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,125 Let go of my hand, you idiot! 287 00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:25,166 Finish him Finish him off! 288 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,958 I thought if any object breaks its life ends at that point 289 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:40,958 But when I saw you and my heart broke, I understood 290 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,666 Only after that a new chapter has begun in my life! 291 00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,291 'Grab something heavy' 292 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,874 Smash his head 293 00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:59,291 Not oil, you moron! 294 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:15,541 Hey! Super, da 295 00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,958 Clear the evidence at once 296 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,250 - Bro, how to go in this crowd? - Pick that up 297 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:26,958 Okay, what are you trying to tell me now? 298 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,375 No- 299 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,708 I- 300 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,624 I... 301 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,375 I love you! 302 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:49,958 I- 303 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,375 Oh gawd! 304 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,375 Romance happening here 305 00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,166 Whatever happens, love is blind? 306 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,208 Weapon! 307 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,000 I'll stab her with this Don't come near me 308 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,833 Don't take another step This is really sharp 309 00:21:59,874 --> 00:22:02,000 I'll kill her Go away 310 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,125 I'll stab her for sure 311 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,291 Don't hurt her 312 00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:06,791 - Let go of her - Get on to the bike 313 00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:08,916 - Nikitha! - 'Start the bike' 314 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,125 Go...go 315 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,749 'Faster...faster' 316 00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:23,000 Happy New Year! 317 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,958 Next Gaaja of the world! 318 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:28,417 'Office calling' 319 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,083 Mani...?! 320 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,125 Yes, I'm Mani 321 00:23:56,624 --> 00:23:57,791 Beard- 322 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,833 Hey...wait! 323 00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,749 It's alright, machan 324 00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,666 Wait...wait Hear me out 325 00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,708 Relax, don't get perturbed 326 00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:09,000 Listen to me 327 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,291 Ma...? 328 00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:16,874 Our uncle has woken up, ma 329 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:24,708 - Sister! - Bro, listen 330 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:29,833 Wedding chain 331 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:34,417 Brother 332 00:24:36,666 --> 00:24:37,666 No 333 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,250 Dream...it's all a dream 334 00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:42,666 Listen to me for a second 335 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,125 You had slipped into coma until now, da 336 00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:47,333 Coma...? 337 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:49,499 A lorry hit you that day, right? 338 00:24:51,749 --> 00:24:54,041 'We rushed you to the hospital' 339 00:24:54,291 --> 00:24:55,624 'You lost a lot of blood' 340 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,041 'Your brain didn't get enough blood' 341 00:24:58,083 --> 00:25:00,125 'Doctors said you had slipped into coma' 342 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,666 'He said either in a few days or in a few months you'll wake up' 343 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:06,083 'That doctor retired But you never recovered' 344 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:09,333 'Because the hospital charges hit the roof, we brought you home' 345 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,791 'I took such good care of you making sure not even a fly bothered you' 346 00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:16,000 Hey! How often I've told you not to sweep the ant powder?! 347 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,417 If an ant bites, you'll scream Can he do the same? 348 00:25:18,499 --> 00:25:19,582 Get out! 349 00:25:19,624 --> 00:25:21,250 As an IT staff I'm telling you, out! 350 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:25,083 'Only the calendar changed every year But there was no reaction from you' 351 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,125 'Even then, I took care of you like a baby' 352 00:25:27,166 --> 00:25:30,541 'Bathing you, applying powder, changing your Huggies' 353 00:25:30,582 --> 00:25:32,708 - 'Huggies?' - I couldn't clean you up 354 00:25:32,749 --> 00:25:33,916 My hand hurt 355 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:36,333 As usual I was keeping an eye on you today too 356 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,208 Looking at you Reading the paper 357 00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,166 Action replay 358 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,958 'But I didn't notice the tyre enter, da' 359 00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:03,791 'I should've let an ant bite you right then' 360 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:04,958 My fault! 361 00:26:06,749 --> 00:26:09,000 Ho...how many days have I been like this? 362 00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:10,499 2 x = 363 00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:12,541 Just 16 years, da 364 00:26:12,749 --> 00:26:14,791 SIXTEEN YEARS?! 365 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,749 Hey! 366 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:27,541 Which year are we in? 367 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,708 2016 368 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,499 2016 369 00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:37,666 Not lying to me, are you? 370 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:40,000 Of course not 371 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,375 1 second 372 00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:47,541 'We'll retrieve Cauvery from Karnataka if we occupy the seat of power' 373 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:51,000 'We will make India a super power within 20 years' 374 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,333 Hey! This is 1996 375 00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:55,541 Whom are you trying to fool? 376 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:58,708 They keep repeating this every year Take a look now 377 00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,624 He has locked 500 and 1000 rupee notes and has released 2000 notes 378 00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:06,624 'He's our nation's... He works selflessly for our welfare' 379 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,541 Who is your husband, dear? 380 00:27:20,749 --> 00:27:22,000 Machan! 381 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,916 Who is my bro-in-law? 382 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:26,874 My dear bro-in-law! 383 00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,166 'Looks like he will slip into coma again!' 384 00:27:34,499 --> 00:27:36,083 How come, da? 385 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,541 I told her that joke, machan! 386 00:27:42,291 --> 00:27:45,958 'Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi...!' 387 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,250 'This is my joke Trust me' 388 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,791 'Copyright mine, only mine' 389 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:55,541 She became happy I became her husband 390 00:27:55,582 --> 00:27:57,000 - Appa - What, da? 391 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,874 Ant bit me, pa 392 00:27:58,916 --> 00:28:01,041 - Apply slaked lime paste - It hurts badly, pa 393 00:28:01,083 --> 00:28:02,208 Go and do it 394 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:04,000 I did the same as a toddler! 395 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,666 Father...where's my father? 396 00:28:06,874 --> 00:28:08,000 Appa 397 00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,958 Died 8 years ago, da 398 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:22,958 Ma...my mother? 399 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,417 Amma is here 400 00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:27,417 She's in the next room I'll fetch her, okay? 401 00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:55,541 Ravi...? 402 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,166 - Amma! - What happened, Ravi?! 403 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,333 I'm scared, ma 404 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:02,417 You'll be fine, my son 405 00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:04,208 - I'm scared, ma - Ravi 406 00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,958 - Ravi - I'm sooooo scared, ma 407 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:09,333 Aiyo! God help me 408 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:11,499 Oh my God! 409 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:15,375 - I'm really scared - You're fine now 410 00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:17,208 Nothing to worry, dear 411 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:15,166 [episode of 'Chithi'] 412 00:30:16,624 --> 00:30:18,333 'Chithi' is still being telecast? 413 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,833 'Aiyo! Save him!' 414 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,041 'He's going to die He's dead now' 415 00:30:23,083 --> 00:30:24,333 What happened? 416 00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:27,000 Revive him Get a buggy 417 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,791 Look, squad has come 418 00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,333 Fatso! Kill them 419 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:32,000 Grab the loot and kill him, da! 420 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,666 - 'Stop playing, will you come to eat?' - Mysskin, let's go 421 00:30:44,624 --> 00:30:47,791 If you press and swipe up it will get unlocked 422 00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:49,791 Oh! Is it enough if we just touch? 423 00:30:49,874 --> 00:30:51,417 Just a touch will do 424 00:30:52,208 --> 00:30:55,125 Your aunt has invited you for the baby shower 425 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:58,166 - Has my aunt come? - Hey! Stop 426 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,041 WhatsApp, invited us on the family group 427 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:02,083 Whats- 428 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:03,541 Is it dull? Low battery 429 00:31:03,582 --> 00:31:06,250 Here's the trimmer We must go for your check up 430 00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:08,166 Do you know how to use this? 431 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,874 My father had one 432 00:31:09,958 --> 00:31:13,375 Shave like your father did Wear his dress, it will fit you well 433 00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:14,624 1st take a shower 434 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,250 Know how to bathe, right? 435 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:22,749 Don't be scared 436 00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:24,291 That's my son Mysskin 437 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:26,166 He won't talk to anyone, go 438 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:30,208 Go, da, his head has to be tonsured at our family deity's temple 439 00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:36,166 My friend has come out of coma after 16 years, sir 440 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:39,624 I'll take him for a check-up and attend office tomorrow, sir 441 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:40,791 'Bro, I'm ready' 442 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,541 I thought you'll be like Jayam Ravi You look like 'Nizhalgal' Ravi 443 00:31:51,582 --> 00:31:53,791 This is the trend now 444 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:55,291 Do that again 445 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:00,417 Soooper! Come on 446 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,958 Chennai has become like America 447 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:17,291 America? 448 00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,375 Do you know how America is like now? 449 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:21,958 'It is so hot and so much of traffic?' 450 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,333 '- I can't bear this heat - This is the cold season' 451 00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:27,749 'You haven't seen Chennai in May Everyone will strip even their pants!' 452 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,250 See...our school students? 453 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,499 Same dumb faces! 454 00:32:42,874 --> 00:32:44,375 How is Nikitha? 455 00:32:44,874 --> 00:32:46,000 Which Nikitha? 456 00:32:46,582 --> 00:32:47,958 My girlfriend, I say! 457 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,208 That girl, huh? 458 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,041 She must be married and with a son as tall as you 459 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,624 Extend your right hand 460 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,541 Hey! I feel like seeing her 461 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,166 Flat tyre! 462 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,666 I want to meet her, da 463 00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:17,916 Are you mad or what? 464 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,333 I told you she's married! 465 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,791 Please 466 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,166 Who else do I know? 467 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,125 I'll just go see her once 468 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:25,666 Ask her, 'Are you fine?' 469 00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:26,749 That's all! 470 00:33:27,166 --> 00:33:28,582 Don't blabber! Just shut up 471 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,041 - For my sake- - You're next, sir 472 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,208 - Excuse me, sir - Yes 473 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:36,958 Good morning 474 00:33:37,874 --> 00:33:40,166 Oh my God!! 475 00:33:41,417 --> 00:33:43,083 I can't believe this 476 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:44,666 He came out of his coma? 477 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:47,708 No chance 478 00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:49,333 Please sit down 479 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,958 His legs are fit to dance?! 480 00:33:54,916 --> 00:33:57,208 'How did this happen with my treatment?' 481 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,916 - Do it - Do it, da 482 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,417 Wow! Good 483 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,375 Good...nice 484 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Do it 485 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:16,125 Let me do this instead of him 486 00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,250 I'm good at it 487 00:34:17,291 --> 00:34:19,582 "With your eyes expressive" 488 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:20,916 Do it 489 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,250 Perfect! 490 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,333 Were you consulting this doctor all along? 491 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,417 - He's a good doctor - Take that tablet 492 00:34:32,958 --> 00:34:35,541 Tab, bro Samsung tablet! 493 00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:38,499 16 year lag, right? 494 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,166 That's how you'll react! 495 00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:42,208 I'll send you a patient by name Ravi 496 00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:43,958 Do a full body check up 497 00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:50,041 There's no problem He's totally fine 498 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,250 Super, doctor 499 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,624 Akka, sit down 500 00:34:56,083 --> 00:34:57,083 Careful 501 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:03,000 Did no one accompany you? 502 00:35:03,208 --> 00:35:05,041 No, only my husband 503 00:35:05,624 --> 00:35:07,708 He had some important work to attend 504 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,916 - I slipped - No...it's fine 505 00:35:09,958 --> 00:35:12,624 - Shall I get you some water? - No, thanks, I'm okay 506 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:13,791 But 507 00:35:14,499 --> 00:35:15,958 2 points to remember 508 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,291 What is it, doctor? 509 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:21,541 First of all, at heart he is still a 17 year old youngster 510 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,208 What happened? 511 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:27,041 You seem off color 512 00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:30,791 I've lost 16 years of my life 513 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,250 I don't know what to do now 514 00:35:37,541 --> 00:35:38,874 20 years for me 515 00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:43,417 We've been childless for 20 years 516 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:51,250 But...it was my husband who suffered the most 517 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,083 You know how badly we were humiliated? 518 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,499 We used to wonder why we were even alive 519 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,291 It hurt that much 520 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:09,417 But...we believed in God 521 00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:11,250 He did not let us down 522 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:13,417 After 20 long years 523 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,708 Have faith in God 524 00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:22,749 He'll take care of you, trust me 525 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:31,208 2nd point 526 00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:35,166 He is bound to be most psychologically affected now 527 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:36,333 Take a look 528 00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:39,375 He didn't hear the alarm buzz 529 00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:42,749 'So he woke up 15 minutes late and missed his interview' 530 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:45,791 'Now he can't get back the 15 precious minutes he lost' 531 00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:47,582 'Neither can he attend that interview' 532 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,083 'Look how it manifests as a terrible temper' 533 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:53,083 If this is the reaction for just 15 minutes 534 00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:56,166 He has lost 16 long years of his life 535 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,666 He must have had a long wish list then 536 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,791 He is likely to get angry and depressed he has missed all that 537 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:05,250 So if he wishes for something, fulfill it 538 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:06,708 - Got it? - Okay, doctor 539 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:09,166 Or else he might repent thinking 'Why am I alive?' 540 00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:10,499 One day he may- 541 00:37:12,582 --> 00:37:14,499 Or to someone else near him, he might- 542 00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,666 Even you, he may- 543 00:37:17,417 --> 00:37:18,666 - Doctor? - Fun! 544 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,250 Oh shit! 545 00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:35,291 'Don't do it, da!' 546 00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:41,624 Will you take your medicine or shall I inject you? 547 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:43,291 - Take it, kiddo - Shall I stab you? 548 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,125 Do it...do it...just do it 549 00:37:45,749 --> 00:37:47,541 Shut up your mouth, nurse 550 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,499 - What now? - I want to see her 551 00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:54,083 I have to see her now 552 00:37:54,166 --> 00:37:55,749 - Doctor - Fulfill his wish 553 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,916 Or else- 554 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,582 No worries Let's see her now 555 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:03,000 Whether the year is 2000 or 3000... 556 00:38:03,041 --> 00:38:05,958 ...we friends are here to unite you with your girlfriend 557 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,666 We'll definitely go, eh? 558 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 Don't do that I get the jitters 559 00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,083 What is this? 560 00:38:19,582 --> 00:38:20,916 Facebook, I say 561 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,958 Before coma only emails , huh? You won't understand ABC of this 562 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:28,791 Bro...this is like a park, da Like a meeting place for all 563 00:38:28,833 --> 00:38:31,417 You can talk to any girl Cops won't hassle you 564 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:33,499 What you ate What film you watched- 565 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:37,208 Even when they die they will inform on this page and only then die 566 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,250 I intend searching for your Nikitha in this park 567 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:42,083 My Nikitha won't frequent such parks 568 00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:44,417 Will she be with some chap in Marina beach? 569 00:38:44,666 --> 00:38:46,208 My son is 3 years old 570 00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:49,041 My son and wife roam around only in this park 571 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:52,624 My wife is with some chap in this park even after midnight 572 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,749 I don't even know who that intruder is 573 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:58,291 If I send her a friend request she messages 'I'll kick you with a broomstick!' 574 00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,041 How did you raise a sister like this? 575 00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:02,958 - Okay, go ahead and search - What a notorious family! 576 00:39:03,916 --> 00:39:05,541 I've forgotten her face 577 00:39:05,582 --> 00:39:08,083 - How does she look? - Simply superb! 578 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:11,000 She was superb then I'm sure she will be so-so now 579 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:15,708 Some heroine's photo, or rose or chrysanthemum will be her display picture 580 00:39:15,749 --> 00:39:17,000 Some vague photo 581 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:19,041 Watch me nab her in this park! 582 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:23,417 Bro...that's her My Nikitha! 583 00:39:23,499 --> 00:39:25,291 Studied at SVSS- 584 00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:27,000 100% sure this is Nikitha 585 00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,874 - Yes - But everything is different! 586 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,417 Even I noticed that 587 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:34,166 Check in Phoenix Mall! 588 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:36,666 Bro, she has checked in We can find her, hurry up 589 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,333 What's check in, bro? 590 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:40,375 Check in is telling the world where you are! 591 00:39:40,417 --> 00:39:42,125 Why is she announcing that? 592 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,541 Then her character is doubtful 593 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,375 Let us ask her face to face, hurry up 594 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:48,666 She has informed the whole world she is not at home 595 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,666 What if a thief breaks in then? 596 00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:54,582 I'm racking my brains how we can find her in that huge Phoenix Mall! 597 00:39:54,624 --> 00:39:57,749 Hey! I've traced her in Spencer's Plaza that's even bigger! 598 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,749 - What?! - Spencer's Plaza 599 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:01,624 He's killing me with his ignorance! 600 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,833 Bro, that's Phoenix Mall 601 00:40:03,874 --> 00:40:06,125 Your sister comes here often without my knowledge 602 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,208 Oh mall! 603 00:40:11,417 --> 00:40:13,125 Bro, stop That car 604 00:40:13,166 --> 00:40:14,749 - Look, that's Nikitha - Where, da? 605 00:40:14,791 --> 00:40:16,041 But she has changed 606 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,958 Really? Then I must check her out too 607 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,582 She's like your sister Stop drooling 608 00:40:19,624 --> 00:40:21,708 - Hands off! - She's mine, follow her 609 00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:23,874 She has gone Go...go 610 00:40:25,582 --> 00:40:27,333 - Speed up - Hey Nikitha! 611 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:29,000 - Go...go - Wait, da 612 00:40:34,874 --> 00:40:36,708 Why are all the houses carbon copies? 613 00:40:36,749 --> 00:40:38,250 That's row house for you 614 00:40:38,291 --> 00:40:40,125 We'll ask someone here 615 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:50,000 - We'll just see her, right? - Simply see, that's all 616 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,874 - Then that dance? - Just like that 617 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:56,166 - Just like that? - Yes, jest for fun! 618 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,041 Okay, come on 619 00:41:00,710 --> 00:41:03,460 'Undertaker, you are a Labrador 'You can't howl, silence! 620 00:41:03,876 --> 00:41:05,668 Hey...hey! 621 00:41:06,251 --> 00:41:08,210 - Doctor...you? - What brings you here? 622 00:41:08,251 --> 00:41:11,418 We came to meet someone living in these row houses 623 00:41:11,543 --> 00:41:12,627 - Here? - Yes 624 00:41:12,668 --> 00:41:14,210 - Who is it? - Nikitha 625 00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:15,668 Sounds very familiar 626 00:41:16,001 --> 00:41:17,126 Full name? 627 00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:20,126 - Nikitha Krishnamurthy - Tell me, she is my wife 628 00:41:20,293 --> 00:41:22,085 Can't be, she's my girlfriend 629 00:41:23,293 --> 00:41:24,335 What is he saying? 630 00:41:24,377 --> 00:41:27,335 Doctor, he is saying your wife is his girl 631 00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:28,794 Whaat? 632 00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:30,752 What the hell are you talking? 633 00:41:30,876 --> 00:41:32,543 Aiyaiyo! Sorry, doctor 634 00:41:32,585 --> 00:41:33,918 I'll get it right this time 635 00:41:34,001 --> 00:41:35,293 What he means is 636 00:41:35,335 --> 00:41:37,418 ...your wife is not his love interest 637 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,460 But he is interested in your wife What the luck! 638 00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:41,585 He got it this time 639 00:41:41,627 --> 00:41:43,959 - Hey, are you crazy? - Yes 640 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:45,876 Are you mad or what? Nikitha! 641 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:48,001 What, doctor? 642 00:41:48,377 --> 00:41:49,710 She...she- 643 00:41:50,001 --> 00:41:51,085 She is my wife 644 00:41:51,126 --> 00:41:52,710 What are you blabbering? 645 00:41:52,752 --> 00:41:53,752 'Ravi...?!' 646 00:42:18,918 --> 00:42:21,460 Doctor, before his coma he was in love with Nikitha 647 00:42:21,502 --> 00:42:23,502 That's why I brought him over, doctor 648 00:42:28,085 --> 00:42:30,001 Sir, you were the one who suggested 649 00:42:30,043 --> 00:42:31,752 All his wishes should be fulfilled 650 00:42:31,794 --> 00:42:33,585 - That's why, sir - So? 651 00:42:33,794 --> 00:42:35,168 He wished for my- 652 00:42:36,668 --> 00:42:37,918 Go to your room now 653 00:42:40,460 --> 00:42:41,710 Doctor, is she our child? 654 00:42:42,335 --> 00:42:43,335 My child! 655 00:42:43,377 --> 00:42:45,251 I was curious She didn't resemble you 656 00:42:48,752 --> 00:42:51,377 You didn't come even once to see me, right? 657 00:42:52,043 --> 00:42:54,335 No...I thought you were dead! 658 00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:56,918 They were discussing about mercy killing 659 00:42:56,959 --> 00:42:59,335 - 'She got me into trouble' - Mercy killing? 660 00:43:00,293 --> 00:43:01,377 2 times 661 00:43:01,752 --> 00:43:03,585 Kidney and liver will go waste, that's why 662 00:43:03,627 --> 00:43:05,627 Who gave you the right to decide? 663 00:43:05,668 --> 00:43:07,794 If we had asked you, would you have decided? 664 00:43:09,502 --> 00:43:11,710 Sir, can we both talk in private? 665 00:43:12,627 --> 00:43:14,794 Stuffing your feet into your mouth! 666 00:43:16,502 --> 00:43:19,126 Sir, they want to discuss about their love 667 00:43:19,168 --> 00:43:21,168 Why don't we have tea at the street corner? 668 00:43:21,627 --> 00:43:22,876 Sorry, sir 669 00:43:22,918 --> 00:43:25,168 Whatever it is, ask her in front of him 670 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:28,794 I can ask whatever right in front of him, huh? 671 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:35,251 - What would you have said? - What? 672 00:43:35,293 --> 00:43:38,043 You were about to reply when I professed my love to you 673 00:43:38,126 --> 00:43:39,876 What were you planning to say? 674 00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,001 Tell me 675 00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:42,794 Come on 676 00:43:57,418 --> 00:43:58,918 I would have said 'no' 677 00:43:59,085 --> 00:44:01,126 Hey! Don't be scared uncle is here 678 00:44:01,168 --> 00:44:03,293 Asking out of curiosity What would you have said? 679 00:44:03,335 --> 00:44:04,377 No...no 680 00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:05,668 Thank God! 681 00:44:05,710 --> 00:44:08,377 You say yes now, as if I'll force you to elope with me? 682 00:44:08,377 --> 00:44:10,043 Let go of her hand! 683 00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:15,085 Not eloped as yet? 684 00:44:16,085 --> 00:44:19,043 Come here, none of you had better leave this place 685 00:44:22,377 --> 00:44:24,460 Hey! Why are you behaving like a lunatic? 686 00:44:24,502 --> 00:44:26,335 - It's just infatuation - Don't lie 687 00:44:26,377 --> 00:44:27,377 The day I proposed 688 00:44:27,418 --> 00:44:29,627 I saw your eyes feel shy, lips smile and nose twitch 689 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:31,543 Even I have not seen my wife react like this 690 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,418 This is private conversation Keep out of it 691 00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,585 - She is my wife - I'm her lover, sir 692 00:44:35,627 --> 00:44:38,293 Hey! Letting your tongue run because I'm keeping quiet 693 00:44:38,335 --> 00:44:40,210 I'm telling you I didn't love you! 694 00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:47,710 1st get out of here 695 00:44:48,627 --> 00:44:50,710 Coming here like an idiot after 16 long years 696 00:44:51,377 --> 00:44:53,794 He was stupid enough to bring you, leave now 697 00:44:54,543 --> 00:44:58,001 If I ever step near your front door you can spit on my face! 698 00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,293 Spit on his face too! 699 00:44:59,335 --> 00:45:00,377 Let's go 700 00:45:01,418 --> 00:45:03,460 I'll spit on your face for sure if you come again 701 00:45:03,502 --> 00:45:05,377 'Thinks he's superman or what?!' 702 00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,043 'Undertaker, shut up' 703 00:45:18,377 --> 00:45:20,752 So what if she isn't in your life? 704 00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:22,418 She's past expiry date 705 00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,335 But I'm still shelf worthy, right? 706 00:45:24,377 --> 00:45:28,794 I was the one who taught you how to hook a girl and make the right move 707 00:45:28,876 --> 00:45:31,210 You were our friend, philosopher and guru 708 00:45:31,502 --> 00:45:33,377 So what if she isn't my girl! 709 00:45:33,377 --> 00:45:35,710 By the time I snap my fingers, I'll find another chic- 710 00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:39,293 Want to see a sample of my skill? 711 00:45:40,710 --> 00:45:42,418 Want to see me in action? 712 00:45:42,585 --> 00:45:45,668 How many years it has been seeing you like this, come on 713 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:48,335 She is also eyeing you Go for the kill, show your skill! 714 00:45:48,377 --> 00:45:49,377 Watch me now 715 00:45:49,377 --> 00:45:54,001 "I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season" 716 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,210 "Rain or shine I show off mighty" 717 00:45:56,251 --> 00:45:59,043 After 16 years I'll see you in action only now 718 00:45:59,085 --> 00:46:00,668 Go...go...! 719 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:12,043 - Sis, please move aside - 'Please go' 720 00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:14,794 Excuse me 721 00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:16,794 What is the time now? 722 00:46:18,085 --> 00:46:19,460 Ehhhhh! 723 00:46:21,585 --> 00:46:23,335 - When is 13B bus expected? - Sorry 724 00:46:23,377 --> 00:46:25,335 - Come on - I'm in your neighboring school 725 00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:27,085 Why are you cradle snatching? 726 00:46:27,126 --> 00:46:29,668 What is the time? When is T.Nagar bus due? 727 00:46:29,710 --> 00:46:31,668 This is how you strike a conversation 728 00:46:31,710 --> 00:46:32,959 - Those are- - Listen 729 00:46:33,001 --> 00:46:34,251 - Watch me now - What? 730 00:46:34,293 --> 00:46:39,001 "Won't the breeze that blows know the flower waiting to bloom aglow?" 731 00:46:39,085 --> 00:46:40,794 [song from 'Ullasam'] 732 00:46:40,918 --> 00:46:43,543 Follow for a month without any break 733 00:46:43,585 --> 00:46:46,377 - That is it - You'll be branded a psycho killer! 734 00:46:46,377 --> 00:46:47,377 Come, da 735 00:46:47,418 --> 00:46:48,585 'Sit down' 736 00:46:48,627 --> 00:46:51,126 'Dropping a letter and staring like Cupid!' 737 00:46:51,168 --> 00:46:54,001 'Flinging a flower and smiling like a Casanova are all...here' 738 00:46:57,001 --> 00:47:00,377 Tamil romantic films of the late 90s 739 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,418 This is love 740 00:47:02,335 --> 00:47:03,418 That is not love 741 00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:04,794 'Alai Payuthe' 742 00:47:05,210 --> 00:47:07,377 '- What are you searching? - Wedding chain' 743 00:47:07,377 --> 00:47:09,627 How can she hang her wedding chain like that? 744 00:47:09,668 --> 00:47:12,460 These days they fall in love hiding their own children! 745 00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:14,335 Okay...love 746 00:47:14,377 --> 00:47:15,377 'Kushi' 747 00:47:20,293 --> 00:47:21,293 Waist 748 00:47:21,335 --> 00:47:24,418 'Kushi' was a box office hit for that tempting waist! 749 00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:25,752 'Vallavan' 750 00:47:26,168 --> 00:47:27,377 Seems to be a good man 751 00:47:27,418 --> 00:47:28,627 - Is that so? - Play this 752 00:47:28,668 --> 00:47:31,210 '- Can't wait, where is the bedroom? - Upstairs' 753 00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:38,001 Hey! This isn't love Not love at all! 754 00:47:38,043 --> 00:47:39,918 Yes, but nowadays this is only love 755 00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:42,335 Hey, you haven't watched 'OK Kanmani', right? 756 00:47:42,377 --> 00:47:44,710 You would have scooted Sit quiet now 757 00:47:45,710 --> 00:47:47,959 Everything moves fast these days 758 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,168 You should also be fast 759 00:47:49,210 --> 00:47:51,460 - I'll be sooooper fast - So quick...ly! 760 00:47:51,543 --> 00:47:54,418 Listen, we can go fast but in reverse direction 761 00:47:54,502 --> 00:47:58,251 After this, if you meet a girl and fall in love with her 762 00:47:58,293 --> 00:48:01,001 Then you figure out your castes differ and break up 763 00:48:01,043 --> 00:48:03,168 - After that can you find a girl? - No way 764 00:48:03,251 --> 00:48:04,627 That's why this laptop 765 00:48:04,668 --> 00:48:05,959 Look at this 766 00:48:06,001 --> 00:48:08,959 Mudaliar matrimony Chettiar matrimony 767 00:48:09,001 --> 00:48:10,210 Iyer matrimony 768 00:48:10,585 --> 00:48:12,585 Do people still obsess about caste? 769 00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:14,418 You haven't read the newspapers, right? 770 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:17,168 They openly advertise in public only about caste 771 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:19,085 But I don't belong to any caste 772 00:48:19,126 --> 00:48:20,543 Blame your father for it! 773 00:48:21,043 --> 00:48:24,043 Okay then, the bride I'll find for you... 774 00:48:24,085 --> 00:48:26,085 ...is a girl listed as 'caste no bar' 775 00:48:26,126 --> 00:48:30,210 Which means all castes not outcast! 776 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:33,168 Aiyaiyo! 777 00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:34,794 Why is it empty? 778 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,460 Can't find here either 779 00:48:37,502 --> 00:48:39,043 Looks like it's a dead end! 780 00:48:39,168 --> 00:48:40,710 'Not here either!' 781 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:42,959 'Tamil matrimony' 782 00:48:45,918 --> 00:48:48,377 Finally lucky! One and only ducky!! 783 00:49:13,043 --> 00:49:14,043 Reethika...! 784 00:49:14,502 --> 00:49:16,085 She is Divya's friend 785 00:49:16,502 --> 00:49:17,710 Hey, sit down 786 00:49:17,876 --> 00:49:20,043 Even if you know her shouldn't talk in person 787 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:25,043 1st send a 'Friend request' on Facebook 788 00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:28,377 - That is one stage - No, I feel like puking 789 00:49:28,543 --> 00:49:30,460 After sending the 'Friend request' 790 00:49:30,502 --> 00:49:32,377 ...you must get her WhatsApp # 791 00:49:36,335 --> 00:49:37,418 This is one stage 792 00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:42,627 After 2 messages, I have no clue what to chat 793 00:49:43,293 --> 00:49:45,377 Then you go to the next stage 794 00:49:45,502 --> 00:49:47,710 First click her # on your 'Contacts' list 795 00:49:47,794 --> 00:49:49,418 'Her phone will ring' 796 00:49:49,460 --> 00:49:50,710 'Her ears will hear it' 797 00:49:50,794 --> 00:49:52,085 'Eyes will look' 798 00:49:52,126 --> 00:49:53,418 'Her feet will walk towards it' 799 00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:55,876 'Her hand will pick up the phone and her finger will swipe' 800 00:49:55,918 --> 00:49:57,335 - 'Her lips' - Hello! 801 00:49:57,377 --> 00:50:03,377 "No Gandhi photo on this rupee can I see What to do, only your face smiles at me" 802 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:06,377 "I went to the temple I saw no deity or idol" 803 00:50:06,418 --> 00:50:09,794 "I want you, only you My Goddess statue" 804 00:50:15,293 --> 00:50:21,126 "I want only you, my love so endearing Accept milk and fruits as my offering" 805 00:50:21,251 --> 00:50:26,460 "Scented camphor I'll light for you I want you daily in my life anew" 806 00:50:39,710 --> 00:50:41,585 "Are you ready?" 807 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:47,335 "Are you ready?" 808 00:50:50,377 --> 00:50:53,543 Actually 1st time even I saw you only in that birthday party 809 00:50:53,627 --> 00:50:55,460 'You seemed really different' 810 00:50:55,502 --> 00:50:58,210 'Everyone there was busy with their mobiles' 811 00:50:58,251 --> 00:51:00,585 'You were the only one talking to the guests over there' 812 00:51:00,627 --> 00:51:01,668 'I liked that' 813 00:51:01,710 --> 00:51:03,502 You also looked unique to me 814 00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:04,543 'Why?' 815 00:51:04,627 --> 00:51:06,335 Even the so-so girls were escorted 816 00:51:06,377 --> 00:51:07,668 'But you came by yourself' 817 00:51:07,710 --> 00:51:10,085 Only because some girls like you are still single... 818 00:51:10,126 --> 00:51:12,377 ...few chaps like me are still alive! 819 00:51:13,794 --> 00:51:20,293 "No need of lipstick for your honeyed lip Your moonlit eyes need no kohl as fillip" 820 00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:28,752 "I treasure you in my heart as the most precious part" 821 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:32,251 "In my eyes you seem to be Miss World to me" 822 00:51:37,752 --> 00:51:43,627 "Faced love failure long ago First love went amiss you know" 823 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:49,959 "I yearn to be loved, my dear I'll cherish you in my palm sincere" 824 00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:52,794 "I promise, trust me" 825 00:51:53,585 --> 00:51:56,043 "I swear on myself truly" 826 00:51:56,418 --> 00:51:58,710 "I swear on you, my lovely" 827 00:51:58,794 --> 00:52:01,377 "Cough it out, idiot Cat got your tongue, is it?" 828 00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:04,377 "No one can hold a candle to you" 829 00:52:04,418 --> 00:52:07,126 "We are 'made for each other' true" 830 00:52:07,210 --> 00:52:10,377 "My life took a detour, girl Roller coaster ride swirl" 831 00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:13,668 "I want only you No one else will do" 832 00:52:25,293 --> 00:52:31,210 "No Gandhi photo on this rupee can I see What to do, only your face smiles at me" 833 00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:34,293 "I went to the temple I saw no deity or idol" 834 00:52:34,335 --> 00:52:37,959 "I want you, only you My Goddess statue" 835 00:52:38,043 --> 00:52:44,210 "I want only you, my love so endearing Accept milk and fruits as my offering" 836 00:52:44,251 --> 00:52:49,210 "Scented camphor I'll light for you I want you daily in my life anew" 837 00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:52,168 "No one can hold a candle to you" 838 00:52:52,251 --> 00:52:55,168 "We are 'made for each other' true" 839 00:52:55,210 --> 00:52:58,043 "My life took a detour, girl Roller coaster ride swirl" 840 00:52:58,085 --> 00:53:00,959 "I want only you No one else will do" 841 00:53:01,085 --> 00:53:04,043 "I want you daily in my life anew" 842 00:53:04,168 --> 00:53:06,959 "Only you, my true blue" 843 00:53:07,043 --> 00:53:09,918 "I want you daily in my life anew" 844 00:53:10,001 --> 00:53:13,377 "Only you, my true blue" 845 00:53:17,251 --> 00:53:18,627 Got into the mood? 846 00:53:20,377 --> 00:53:21,710 Next stage is meeting 847 00:53:21,752 --> 00:53:22,794 Which means? 848 00:53:23,585 --> 00:53:24,794 I'll handle that 849 00:53:31,085 --> 00:53:33,168 I should unlock it like this 850 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,918 This is to take a selfie 851 00:53:35,043 --> 00:53:37,001 Then ATM PIN # 852 00:54:08,585 --> 00:54:10,377 Aiyo! Your jeans is torn 853 00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:12,085 Everybody is looking 854 00:54:12,210 --> 00:54:14,293 - Everyone is- - They go about their work 855 00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:15,543 We attend to ours 856 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,418 No one will bother about anything 857 00:54:17,585 --> 00:54:19,251 Anyway, hiiii! 858 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:26,752 It seems when you meet for the 1st time, they take a selfie! 859 00:54:26,794 --> 00:54:28,168 Okay, sure 860 00:54:28,377 --> 00:54:29,418 Okay 861 00:54:44,377 --> 00:54:46,668 'Everything moves fast these days' 862 00:54:46,752 --> 00:54:48,293 'You should also be fast' 863 00:54:48,418 --> 00:54:49,418 Fast 864 00:54:49,460 --> 00:54:51,335 'They go about their work' 865 00:54:51,377 --> 00:54:52,502 'We attend to ours' 866 00:54:52,543 --> 00:54:54,418 'No one will bother about anything' 867 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,293 'I'll also move fast' 868 00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,543 'Fast move' 869 00:54:59,585 --> 00:55:01,710 'Ban the Beep song' 870 00:55:09,918 --> 00:55:12,627 'Ban the Beep Song that shames women' 871 00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:14,418 CHEE!! 872 00:55:16,377 --> 00:55:19,251 Bloody scumbags! Won't you spare a single girl? 873 00:55:20,001 --> 00:55:21,168 Hey! 874 00:55:21,293 --> 00:55:22,293 'Hands off!' 875 00:55:22,377 --> 00:55:23,585 She wanted to be kis- 876 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,794 Slipper this mongrel! 877 00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:28,210 'Won't you let a girl walk safely on the road?' 878 00:55:28,251 --> 00:55:29,460 Listen to me 879 00:55:29,502 --> 00:55:32,085 'Why are you torturing us women?' 880 00:55:32,126 --> 00:55:34,710 'Call yourself a human being! Kissing a girl in public!!' 881 00:55:34,752 --> 00:55:36,668 Please hear me out 882 00:55:36,752 --> 00:55:39,959 'You should be beaten black and blue Weren't you born with sisters?' 883 00:55:40,752 --> 00:55:42,585 Divya, isn't this your brother? 884 00:55:42,627 --> 00:55:44,210 'He has to pay for this sin' 885 00:55:44,251 --> 00:55:46,168 'He's sucking her lips with his!' 886 00:55:48,502 --> 00:55:49,794 Hey! Let's go 887 00:55:52,377 --> 00:55:56,876 'Video of a girl being forcefully kissed in broad daylight in a public place' 888 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,460 'Are women secure?' 889 00:55:58,502 --> 00:56:01,085 'Women's Associations protest' 890 00:56:02,918 --> 00:56:05,377 Your brother? Looks like he's from a decent family? 891 00:56:05,418 --> 00:56:06,918 'He's such a Casanova!' 892 00:56:06,959 --> 00:56:10,251 'Releasing him because of your pleas Or else I would've arrested him' 893 00:56:10,293 --> 00:56:12,377 'Rascal! Take him away' 894 00:56:14,794 --> 00:56:15,794 Sit down 895 00:56:22,543 --> 00:56:24,794 Aren't you ashamed of yourself, huh? 896 00:56:26,794 --> 00:56:28,627 I feel so humiliated 897 00:56:29,210 --> 00:56:30,959 How old do you think you are? 898 00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:33,168 'Still running behind girls!' 899 00:56:34,126 --> 00:56:36,377 What are you doing with your life, huh? 900 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,085 Are you working? 901 00:56:38,543 --> 00:56:40,126 Simply fritter away time and- 902 00:56:41,752 --> 00:56:44,126 'My husband is working his butt out for you also' 903 00:56:44,752 --> 00:56:45,959 Get this into your head 904 00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:48,585 Singlehanded he took care of your medical expenses 905 00:56:49,668 --> 00:56:50,752 1 minute 906 00:56:55,210 --> 00:56:56,710 Do you know what this is? 907 00:56:57,335 --> 00:56:59,251 Duplicate document of this house 908 00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:01,627 We don't have the original 909 00:57:02,377 --> 00:57:04,502 At one point unable to pay your medical bills... 910 00:57:04,543 --> 00:57:06,543 ...we took a loan from the bank 911 00:57:06,627 --> 00:57:08,460 Unable to pay that bank loan... 912 00:57:08,502 --> 00:57:10,668 ...this house is about to be seized now 913 00:57:13,168 --> 00:57:16,418 Do you know how many people dream to own a house? 914 00:57:18,335 --> 00:57:20,335 This house is our dream 915 00:57:24,418 --> 00:57:27,377 We have to fend for our 2 children and their education 916 00:57:27,668 --> 00:57:31,210 In case we come to the streets along with our children 917 00:57:31,668 --> 00:57:33,668 ...no one is responsible for it 918 00:57:33,710 --> 00:57:34,959 Only you! 919 00:57:36,794 --> 00:57:38,377 This little boy 920 00:57:39,085 --> 00:57:42,502 We still don't know why he doesn't talk to anyone 921 00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,710 Entire apartment complex looks at him weirdly 922 00:57:48,001 --> 00:57:51,335 My husband and I take him to one psychiatrist after another 923 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:54,085 'You're adding insult to injury now!' 924 00:57:55,126 --> 00:57:56,668 The moment boys turn 20 925 00:57:56,710 --> 00:58:00,126 ...they will be so ashamed to ask their parents for money 926 00:58:00,794 --> 00:58:02,794 You are 34 years old! 927 00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:05,460 Will you please keep quiet today? 928 00:58:09,210 --> 00:58:11,502 Even now only that man provides you food 929 00:58:12,293 --> 00:58:13,710 Do you know why? 930 00:58:15,168 --> 00:58:18,460 Because you are my brother and that is the only reason 931 00:58:19,585 --> 00:58:21,710 Please try and get a job for yourself 932 00:58:23,794 --> 00:58:25,959 Why the heck did you come out of your coma! 933 00:58:44,794 --> 00:58:45,794 Dai! 934 00:58:48,126 --> 00:58:51,460 Why didn't you tell me about your loan? 935 00:58:51,543 --> 00:58:53,377 You've already lost half your life 936 00:58:53,418 --> 00:58:55,251 How will it help if I tell you? 937 00:58:55,377 --> 00:58:56,794 But one small correction 938 00:58:57,210 --> 00:58:59,585 I didn't do any of this because you're her brother 939 00:58:59,668 --> 00:59:01,001 You are my friend! 940 00:59:08,918 --> 00:59:10,752 I must find myself some job 941 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,627 Please do that 942 00:59:33,377 --> 00:59:35,335 Haven't you taken a photo for many years? 943 00:59:35,377 --> 00:59:36,876 - Yes, sir - Why? 944 00:59:37,251 --> 00:59:39,418 I was in coma for 16 years 945 00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:40,752 Coma? 946 00:59:42,585 --> 00:59:43,585 Good 947 00:59:43,668 --> 00:59:44,668 Sounds good 948 00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:47,001 - Where is Coma? - In Canada, didn't you know? 949 00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:49,543 Now I remember My cousin lives there 950 00:59:51,377 --> 00:59:53,043 'Don't you feel ashamed?' 951 00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:55,293 Either you vacate the house or repay the loan 952 00:59:55,335 --> 00:59:57,543 'You know how to avail a loan Does it hurt to repay?' 953 00:59:57,585 --> 00:59:59,377 'And we have to run behind you?' 954 00:59:59,377 --> 01:00:00,585 'What a wild goose chase!' 955 01:00:00,627 --> 01:00:02,752 'I am asking you And you're staring at me?' 956 01:00:02,794 --> 01:00:04,210 'We have to put an end to this' 957 01:00:04,251 --> 01:00:06,126 'We must seal this house this month' 958 01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:08,293 'You got all the comforts But can't repay?' 959 01:00:08,335 --> 01:00:10,752 - Planning to cheat us? - Pay up, sir 960 01:00:10,794 --> 01:00:12,752 You make handmade statuettes? 961 01:00:12,794 --> 01:00:16,210 We are at different level nowadays with machine and 3D printer 962 01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:19,418 When will you make it and when will I be able to sell it! 963 01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:23,085 Even to secure an office boy's job you need to have computer knowledge 964 01:00:23,251 --> 01:00:27,126 'Scored only 70% in 10th grade You haven't completed 12th grade' 965 01:00:27,168 --> 01:00:29,210 'Sir, how many times to tell you?' 966 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:31,377 'Don't stand here, sir We have no vacancy' 967 01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:34,168 '- Please go, sir - Talking of floppy disks now!' 968 01:00:34,627 --> 01:00:37,794 'You don't know what an 'app' is? How will you deliver food?' 969 01:00:47,168 --> 01:00:49,502 Give me the balance I have to go, bro 970 01:00:49,918 --> 01:00:52,210 Hey! This is only the balance 971 01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:54,377 2 tea is 20 bucks 1 cigarette is 15 bucks 972 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:55,918 What balance do you want? 973 01:00:55,959 --> 01:00:57,418 It was just tea then Now it is GST! 974 01:00:57,460 --> 01:00:58,794 - 20 bucks?! - Wait, bro 975 01:00:58,876 --> 01:01:00,543 - Don't make me hit you - Take, bro 976 01:01:22,377 --> 01:01:24,085 Want to fly a kite with me? 977 01:01:29,377 --> 01:01:30,543 Did he get a job? 978 01:01:35,418 --> 01:01:37,627 Will you come and eat, anna? 979 01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,377 Sorry, anna 980 01:01:57,710 --> 01:01:59,418 Aiyo! It's alright, dear 981 01:01:59,918 --> 01:02:01,794 No, I'm really apologizing, bro 982 01:02:01,876 --> 01:02:03,752 I just lost my temper and- 983 01:02:04,377 --> 01:02:05,377 Sorry 984 01:02:05,627 --> 01:02:06,794 I understand 985 01:02:07,502 --> 01:02:09,418 Whatever you said makes sense 986 01:02:10,710 --> 01:02:12,502 I've really become good-for-nothing 987 01:02:14,335 --> 01:02:17,627 Everyone is either a doctor, engineer, salesman, driver 988 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:19,210 Some sort of identity 989 01:02:19,543 --> 01:02:22,418 But I have nothing to my name 990 01:02:22,668 --> 01:02:24,126 Don't be so pessimistic 991 01:02:24,168 --> 01:02:25,460 You are very talented 992 01:02:25,502 --> 01:02:27,293 You used to make statues 993 01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:30,502 I can't even get a biscuit for your son with that skill! 994 01:02:31,043 --> 01:02:32,710 I believe 1 cup of tea is 20 bucks 995 01:02:32,752 --> 01:02:35,251 Bro, I'll tell you something 996 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,627 - You won't get me wrong? - Go ahead 997 01:02:38,251 --> 01:02:40,918 In my friend's office... 998 01:02:41,335 --> 01:02:44,001 ...there is a vacancy for a watchman 999 01:02:44,335 --> 01:02:45,543 Will you go? 1000 01:02:54,752 --> 01:02:56,293 Yov! What are you doing? 1001 01:02:56,335 --> 01:02:59,377 No, sir, this is similar to my school uniform 1002 01:02:59,418 --> 01:03:02,752 Wear your gloves, check and send them in like how I demonstrated 1003 01:03:02,794 --> 01:03:04,627 Forever making silly excuses! 1004 01:03:08,876 --> 01:03:12,251 What I'm about to do will make you feel awkward 1005 01:03:12,293 --> 01:03:14,001 Likewise me too 1006 01:03:14,043 --> 01:03:15,335 But it's my job 1007 01:03:19,126 --> 01:03:20,293 Bro...? 1008 01:03:20,710 --> 01:03:21,876 Bro...! 1009 01:03:22,293 --> 01:03:23,794 - Bro - What is it? 1010 01:03:23,876 --> 01:03:25,043 What? Go inside 1011 01:03:28,251 --> 01:03:30,043 'Oh my God!' 1012 01:03:30,085 --> 01:03:31,418 'Look who is here!' 1013 01:03:32,752 --> 01:03:33,876 Yov! 1014 01:03:34,377 --> 01:03:35,668 - Where are you going? - No 1015 01:03:35,710 --> 01:03:36,876 Do your job...go 1016 01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:40,418 But you shouldn't misbehave with girls 1017 01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,585 Will all the girls be like your friend Reethika? 1018 01:03:42,627 --> 01:03:44,502 That friend I mentioned is Reethika! 1019 01:03:46,585 --> 01:03:47,710 I have to check 1020 01:03:57,876 --> 01:03:59,126 Enough...enough 1021 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,377 - I must check what is in there - I said enough 1022 01:04:01,418 --> 01:04:03,460 I must follow orders I have no other choice 1023 01:04:03,502 --> 01:04:05,335 You have to check only men, go 1024 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:08,377 Even here, you won't let me do the job I like 1025 01:04:12,876 --> 01:04:14,210 - Listen - What? 1026 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:16,627 - Want to check before I leave? - No, not at all 1027 01:04:17,043 --> 01:04:20,752 Many paintings in this museum get sold for a hefty sum I heard 1028 01:04:20,794 --> 01:04:22,918 I painted these when I was young 1029 01:04:23,001 --> 01:04:24,752 How much will they fetch? 1030 01:04:25,377 --> 01:04:27,085 - Rs 200 - That's all? 1031 01:04:28,710 --> 01:04:30,001 All these together 50 bucks 1032 01:04:30,043 --> 01:04:32,168 Do you know how artistic sense should be? 1033 01:04:32,210 --> 01:04:33,460 Should be like that 1034 01:04:35,377 --> 01:04:37,293 That's for 5 million! 1035 01:04:39,710 --> 01:04:41,126 This is art?! 1036 01:04:41,168 --> 01:04:44,085 Don't hold a grudge and reduce the rate drastically 1037 01:04:44,126 --> 01:04:45,710 Very funny! Listen 1038 01:04:45,918 --> 01:04:48,085 I was angry with you, it's true 1039 01:04:48,126 --> 01:04:51,418 But I understood after your sister explained everything to me 1040 01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:53,335 That was a pure act of innocence 1041 01:04:53,377 --> 01:04:56,085 So I have no specific dislike towards you 1042 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:58,959 Only because I like you I came to see you the other day 1043 01:04:59,001 --> 01:05:02,418 But like a madcap if you ask me to quote a price, what can I do? 1044 01:05:02,585 --> 01:05:04,168 True, I am mad! 1045 01:05:04,585 --> 01:05:06,876 I'm in a pathetic position now 1046 01:05:07,126 --> 01:05:11,001 That's why I'm clutching at straws I'll somehow find a way out! 1047 01:05:11,043 --> 01:05:12,043 Oh! 1048 01:05:12,710 --> 01:05:14,876 But it was a tad too pathetic! 1049 01:05:17,794 --> 01:05:19,460 [alarm blaring] 1050 01:05:19,710 --> 01:05:22,251 I suspected right then you were hiding something 1051 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,085 - Lift your hands - Not me 1052 01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:25,794 That's the building alarm 1053 01:05:26,126 --> 01:05:27,794 Something has been stolen 1054 01:05:33,085 --> 01:05:35,043 - Go and call the police - Okay 1055 01:05:59,335 --> 01:06:00,710 Cops are on their way 1056 01:06:00,752 --> 01:06:02,043 They are coming, right? 1057 01:06:02,085 --> 01:06:03,335 'On their way!' 1058 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,251 He seems to be quite the pro! 1059 01:06:19,251 --> 01:06:20,627 Yuck! Don't lick me 1060 01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:21,794 Hello, police? 1061 01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:34,085 Wait, take me also 1062 01:06:36,752 --> 01:06:38,001 'Give it' 1063 01:06:42,585 --> 01:06:44,126 Oh God! The statue! 1064 01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:47,335 Do you know the value of what you're holding?! 1065 01:06:47,377 --> 01:06:48,543 10 million! 1066 01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:49,794 - Don't let go! - 10 million? 1067 01:06:49,876 --> 01:06:50,959 Hold it tight 1068 01:06:51,001 --> 01:06:52,293 I'll hold it tight 1069 01:06:52,335 --> 01:06:53,794 Did you call the cops? 1070 01:07:12,418 --> 01:07:14,293 'The cops have arrived' 1071 01:07:14,335 --> 01:07:16,126 Sir, these are the culprits 1072 01:07:16,168 --> 01:07:18,043 Sir, you still come only at the last minute? 1073 01:07:18,085 --> 01:07:19,210 Very good 1074 01:07:22,876 --> 01:07:25,210 Thank God, it is worth millions 1075 01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:28,168 It belongs to the royal dynasty 1076 01:07:28,251 --> 01:07:31,377 Everyone is filing a petition claiming ownership now 1077 01:07:31,668 --> 01:07:33,710 You'll be shocked when you look at it 1078 01:07:59,293 --> 01:08:00,377 Got a good look? 1079 01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:01,959 Didn't I say you'll be shocked? 1080 01:08:02,001 --> 01:08:03,794 Thank God! Good job 1081 01:08:04,126 --> 01:08:06,752 Yov! This belongs to me 1082 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,460 Hey...hey...! 1083 01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:12,585 IT BELONGS TO ME! 1084 01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:15,876 - Ravi, stop! - What are you doing? 1085 01:08:25,539 --> 01:08:27,998 Yes, of course This statuette was in our house 1086 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:29,831 So you really belong to a royal family? 1087 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:31,539 - Royal family?! - Appaaaaa! 1088 01:08:31,581 --> 01:08:32,622 This family? 1089 01:08:33,455 --> 01:08:34,747 Don't be too shocked 1090 01:08:34,789 --> 01:08:36,998 That's history Done and dusted! 1091 01:08:37,747 --> 01:08:40,831 For many generations now we are a very normal family 1092 01:08:40,872 --> 01:08:43,080 And your father...oh God! 1093 01:08:43,122 --> 01:08:45,747 'All people are equal' and his ideologies! 1094 01:08:45,831 --> 01:08:49,706 But I swear I didn't know that statuette would be so priceless! 1095 01:08:50,831 --> 01:08:51,998 Appa! 1096 01:08:52,872 --> 01:08:54,539 Waste of a father-in-law! 1097 01:08:54,956 --> 01:08:56,706 Why is this so valuable? 1098 01:08:56,747 --> 01:08:57,872 Come, I'll tell you 1099 01:08:57,914 --> 01:09:00,330 - Appa, throw me again - I'm going out 1100 01:09:00,372 --> 01:09:02,122 Hey! Play 'throw me' game with him 1101 01:09:03,706 --> 01:09:05,539 He is the reason King Ellisai 1102 01:09:09,414 --> 01:09:12,956 'You belonged to the Ellisai kingdom' 1103 01:09:12,998 --> 01:09:14,789 'An ancient dynasty' 1104 01:09:15,330 --> 01:09:17,664 'Beyond wealth, treasures, bravery and prosperity...' 1105 01:09:17,747 --> 01:09:23,289 '...they were pioneers in designing weapons to be used in everyday life' 1106 01:09:23,497 --> 01:09:24,664 'That is...' 1107 01:09:25,831 --> 01:09:28,956 'They are famous for the ancient art of making 'Dhokra' statuettes' 1108 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:30,330 'Your lineage was destroyed by-' 1109 01:09:30,372 --> 01:09:31,414 I know how 1110 01:09:31,455 --> 01:09:32,956 With the advent of the British 1111 01:09:32,998 --> 01:09:34,998 No, you were destroyed by womanly wiles 1112 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:37,539 Your royal family had a weakness for women, da 1113 01:09:37,622 --> 01:09:39,414 Weakness for women? 1114 01:09:40,789 --> 01:09:43,998 'B.C 136 The Harem' 1115 01:09:45,747 --> 01:09:47,497 You said you liked it 1116 01:09:48,455 --> 01:09:49,706 My gift to you 1117 01:09:51,622 --> 01:09:52,956 If you like it, take it! 1118 01:09:53,080 --> 01:09:54,289 'B.C. 1070' 1119 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,414 If you like it...take it! 1120 01:09:57,455 --> 01:09:58,789 'B.C. 1169' 1121 01:10:00,455 --> 01:10:02,747 How did you lose that statuette? 1122 01:10:02,789 --> 01:10:04,706 'B.C 20th century' 1123 01:10:04,747 --> 01:10:06,289 'You like it? Take it' 1124 01:10:06,831 --> 01:10:09,372 It isn't important now how I lost our heirloom 1125 01:10:09,414 --> 01:10:11,205 It is important to find out who has it now! 1126 01:10:11,247 --> 01:10:13,080 Your Majesty Shut up, da! 1127 01:10:13,581 --> 01:10:14,831 Who has it now? 1128 01:10:14,872 --> 01:10:16,414 A politician has it 1129 01:10:16,581 --> 01:10:17,914 MLA...? 1130 01:10:17,956 --> 01:10:19,747 This is Breaking News now 1131 01:10:22,330 --> 01:10:26,455 'Owner of a statuette belonging to the royal family, worth millions' 1132 01:10:26,497 --> 01:10:29,956 '...is Dharmaraj, MLA of Sigalapatti according to our sources' 1133 01:10:29,998 --> 01:10:31,956 'Imprisoned for a corruption scandal' 1134 01:10:31,998 --> 01:10:33,998 '...he was released only last month' 1135 01:10:39,998 --> 01:10:45,080 'There are many murder, kidnapping and kangaroo court cases against him' 1136 01:10:53,497 --> 01:10:55,789 'His original name is Dharma' 1137 01:10:55,831 --> 01:10:57,747 'He was arrested in Gaaja's murder case' 1138 01:10:57,789 --> 01:10:59,455 '...is of specific interest' 1139 01:11:11,122 --> 01:11:17,372 You must all be aware of my royal lineage from my heroic deeds and brave conduct 1140 01:11:17,414 --> 01:11:21,247 There's no necessity for me to prove it with that statuette 1141 01:11:21,289 --> 01:11:28,414 But there are almost 100 petitions from people claiming ownership it seems 1142 01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:30,581 Do you know what it reminds me of? 1143 01:11:30,581 --> 01:11:31,581 See for yourself 1144 01:11:31,622 --> 01:11:33,163 Actor Dinesh is my son! 1145 01:11:33,205 --> 01:11:35,414 Somehow unite him with me, his real mother 1146 01:11:35,455 --> 01:11:38,163 - Actor Dinesh is really my son - My son 1147 01:11:38,789 --> 01:11:39,956 Did you see that? 1148 01:11:39,998 --> 01:11:41,872 'That actor is my son' 1149 01:11:41,914 --> 01:11:44,080 'I am chief minister's daughter' 1150 01:11:44,122 --> 01:11:46,414 This claim is as comical 1151 01:11:46,455 --> 01:11:51,372 I have just one fact to share with those 100 petitioners and clowns 1152 01:11:51,414 --> 01:11:54,956 Many duplicates can exist But there's only 1 original 1153 01:11:54,998 --> 01:11:56,872 And that is Dharmaraj! 1154 01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,831 I'll send that statuette on the 20th of this month... 1155 01:12:00,914 --> 01:12:02,706 ...to our Govt for inspection 1156 01:12:02,747 --> 01:12:04,581 After I get Govt approval 1157 01:12:04,622 --> 01:12:08,956 ...I'll donate that statuette to the Indian Govt for free 1158 01:12:08,998 --> 01:12:12,956 Whaaat?! Who is giving whose Dhokra to the Govt? 1159 01:12:12,998 --> 01:12:14,122 Politics...! 1160 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,914 He will earn much more than the value of this statuette 1161 01:12:16,956 --> 01:12:18,497 On top of this caste votes 1162 01:12:18,581 --> 01:12:22,956 Those who belong to the royal lineage will mostly fall within 3 communities 1163 01:12:22,998 --> 01:12:26,414 These 3 communities claim Dharmaraj is their man 1164 01:12:26,455 --> 01:12:28,163 And are fighting within themselves 1165 01:12:28,205 --> 01:12:32,872 To put it simply, Dharmaraj gets the support of these 3 castes 1166 01:12:33,372 --> 01:12:36,706 He won't easily part with such a priceless statuette 1167 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:39,831 Is caste politics played to such an extent with this statuette? 1168 01:12:40,664 --> 01:12:42,581 How did he become an MLA? 1169 01:12:42,581 --> 01:12:44,330 Only they rule the roost now 1170 01:12:44,414 --> 01:12:46,455 They even try for chief ministership 1171 01:12:46,497 --> 01:12:47,998 You have no chance 1172 01:12:49,122 --> 01:12:51,414 No chance I'll let it go either 1173 01:12:51,455 --> 01:12:53,706 I've found it after so many years! 1174 01:12:53,747 --> 01:12:54,872 It's mine 1175 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,122 -I'll somehow prove it - Please do that 1176 01:12:58,163 --> 01:13:00,497 I can pay up the loan and retrieve my house 1177 01:13:01,622 --> 01:13:02,914 I have an idea 1178 01:13:03,330 --> 01:13:06,289 Statuette will reach his house in another 2 days 1179 01:13:06,330 --> 01:13:07,831 You go and ask him 1180 01:13:07,872 --> 01:13:09,289 He will refuse for sure 1181 01:13:09,330 --> 01:13:13,455 But record what you both speak on a button camera 1182 01:13:13,497 --> 01:13:15,539 - Button camera? - Yes 1183 01:13:17,289 --> 01:13:18,956 This is a button camera 1184 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:20,163 This is a clock camera 1185 01:13:20,205 --> 01:13:21,789 - This is a 'brief' camera - Underwear? 1186 01:13:21,872 --> 01:13:23,998 - So keep the button here - And then? 1187 01:13:24,581 --> 01:13:27,080 I mean fix it in your shirt and record your conversation 1188 01:13:28,205 --> 01:13:30,205 Let us go and buy that button 1189 01:13:30,247 --> 01:13:31,289 Hello, hello...! 1190 01:13:31,330 --> 01:13:32,747 You won't get it in a shop 1191 01:13:32,831 --> 01:13:34,372 You must order it in the internet 1192 01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:36,414 Let's go to the internet and buy it 1193 01:13:36,622 --> 01:13:39,414 Internet means Flip card or Amazingon card! 1194 01:13:39,497 --> 01:13:41,455 Come, hit the button 1195 01:13:41,497 --> 01:13:42,914 How will we get the item? 1196 01:13:42,956 --> 01:13:45,205 As if he'll deliver it at your doorstep! 1197 01:13:45,247 --> 01:13:46,956 Of course, that's what he will do 1198 01:13:46,998 --> 01:13:49,706 Aiyayo! Then he'll know our plan 1199 01:13:49,747 --> 01:13:52,622 He won't barge into your bedroom He'll leave it at your doorstep 1200 01:13:52,664 --> 01:13:53,789 But even then- 1201 01:13:53,831 --> 01:13:56,080 Trust me as an IT student! Now look there 1202 01:13:56,122 --> 01:13:57,581 I'll order it 1203 01:13:58,539 --> 01:14:00,706 Will it be delivered today? 1204 01:14:00,747 --> 01:14:02,956 How will you pay for it? Through this, huh? 1205 01:14:02,998 --> 01:14:04,122 Bank transfer...? 1206 01:14:04,163 --> 01:14:06,747 If the item doesn't work will he take it back? 1207 01:14:06,789 --> 01:14:09,664 - What if it's a duplicate? - Everything in Tamil Nadu is a duplicate 1208 01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:11,205 - That's all, eh? - Done! 1209 01:14:12,747 --> 01:14:14,747 - Bro, then- - You'll get it 1210 01:14:15,289 --> 01:14:16,372 You will get it 1211 01:14:16,664 --> 01:14:18,706 Till what time at night will he deliver? 1212 01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,205 Will he come even on Saturday and Sunday? 1213 01:14:22,372 --> 01:14:24,706 Then on all festivals and functions? 1214 01:14:25,622 --> 01:14:27,163 What do you think of yourself? 1215 01:14:27,205 --> 01:14:29,289 He's also a human being like you and me! 1216 01:14:29,330 --> 01:14:30,497 I didn't mean that- 1217 01:14:30,539 --> 01:14:33,289 Listen, it will take more than 4 days to be delivered 1218 01:14:33,330 --> 01:14:34,998 Until then, shut your gob! 1219 01:14:37,247 --> 01:14:38,581 - 4 days - What, da? 1220 01:14:38,581 --> 01:14:40,205 Your uncle threw the rice down 1221 01:14:40,247 --> 01:14:41,956 Pick it up and eat Kneel down! 1222 01:14:41,998 --> 01:14:43,581 'What will I do till then?' 1223 01:14:43,622 --> 01:14:45,622 Hey Mysskin I'm bored 1224 01:14:45,664 --> 01:14:46,914 Let's play cricket 1225 01:14:48,539 --> 01:14:50,414 Hey! Come on 1226 01:15:08,372 --> 01:15:09,914 I can't come now, ma 1227 01:15:23,581 --> 01:15:27,956 "We gathered together happily to watch 'Video & Audio' songs on TV" 1228 01:15:27,998 --> 01:15:32,455 "We've broken bonds with this bad habit of changing channels every minute" 1229 01:15:32,497 --> 01:15:36,497 "Superstar's heroines are grandmas now" 1230 01:15:36,539 --> 01:15:40,747 "Beautiful heroines now ready to act" 1231 01:15:40,872 --> 01:15:42,330 What are you doing, da? 1232 01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:44,497 You're coming up with weird ideas 1233 01:15:44,581 --> 01:15:47,789 I'm creating a channel 'Comali' on You Tube, I'm uploading everything 1234 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:49,497 'Likes' are sky rocketing! 1235 01:15:49,539 --> 01:15:50,998 Can we make more videos? 1236 01:15:51,455 --> 01:15:53,330 Please, grandma 1237 01:15:53,998 --> 01:15:55,455 Yes, rock on, guru 1238 01:16:03,622 --> 01:16:07,872 "We ate candy watches from our wrist then" 1239 01:16:07,914 --> 01:16:09,455 - What, da? - Waiting for the order 1240 01:16:09,497 --> 01:16:12,289 "Now life goes by with sugar and BP counted on wrist watch in a jiffy" 1241 01:16:12,372 --> 01:16:15,122 Your girlfriend is like a kite Let it fly free in the sky 1242 01:16:15,163 --> 01:16:16,956 If any mistake is about to happen 1243 01:16:16,998 --> 01:16:18,122 ...pull it towards us 1244 01:16:18,163 --> 01:16:20,414 He shouldn't fall for your girl 1245 01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:22,455 You shouldn't lust after his girl 1246 01:16:22,497 --> 01:16:24,664 In case you cross boundaries 1247 01:16:24,706 --> 01:16:25,789 Downfall! 1248 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:27,122 Broken strings 1249 01:16:27,163 --> 01:16:29,747 Doubt is like 'manja' the abrasive string of a kite 1250 01:16:29,789 --> 01:16:31,372 Don't ever use it 1251 01:16:31,414 --> 01:16:33,330 It will rip your love apart! 1252 01:16:33,414 --> 01:16:34,581 Content! 1253 01:16:37,914 --> 01:16:45,914 "Accept all religions as one you said You broke that consent half way instead" 1254 01:16:46,497 --> 01:16:54,372 "You took into your political party one who visited the temple as a devotee" 1255 01:16:54,789 --> 01:17:02,789 "Good-for-nothing louts reek of temerity To survive in Tamil Nadu, body aches badly" 1256 01:17:03,289 --> 01:17:10,998 "Out of towners come in plenty to hold jobs in our city" 1257 01:17:11,372 --> 01:17:12,664 'I heard just now' 1258 01:17:12,706 --> 01:17:14,581 'Alambadi cows are now extinct' 1259 01:17:14,581 --> 01:17:15,998 'What have you done, I say?' 1260 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,998 'Even Rajapalayam dogs will disappear' 1261 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:19,956 'What the hell have you done, I say?' 1262 01:17:19,998 --> 01:17:23,747 "Where am I, buddy? What happened to me?" 1263 01:17:23,831 --> 01:17:28,414 "Now in India whose word is law duly?" 1264 01:17:28,455 --> 01:17:29,497 'Save water!' 1265 01:17:29,581 --> 01:17:31,122 'Water should only save us, eh?' 1266 01:17:31,163 --> 01:17:32,539 'Are we saving water now?' 1267 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:34,956 'What have you done, I say? Get lost!' 1268 01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:38,664 'It all started when you began selling water in bottles...!' 1269 01:17:38,706 --> 01:17:41,289 - When I was in coma I dreamt - Why did you call her here? 1270 01:17:41,330 --> 01:17:44,581 Phone chats don't feel the same as face to face talk 1271 01:17:44,581 --> 01:17:45,998 Look! I'm getting electrocuted! 1272 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,581 I captured your blush! 1273 01:17:51,414 --> 01:17:52,914 He has pampered everyone 1274 01:17:52,956 --> 01:17:54,831 Kids who sat quietly at home 1275 01:17:55,163 --> 01:17:57,581 Know who this is? 1276 01:17:57,789 --> 01:17:59,080 He's my son! 1277 01:17:59,247 --> 01:18:01,581 Even I recognize him only if I look at him twice 1278 01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:02,914 I still have some doubt, sir 1279 01:18:02,956 --> 01:18:04,831 Yov! I meant he has tanned 1280 01:18:04,872 --> 01:18:06,747 Uncle, let's spin a top 1281 01:18:06,789 --> 01:18:08,622 See! What is that 'bambaram'? 1282 01:18:09,998 --> 01:18:12,330 'Uncle, let us play' 1283 01:18:13,414 --> 01:18:15,497 Let us play a game of cricket instead 1284 01:18:15,581 --> 01:18:16,831 No need cricket 1285 01:18:16,872 --> 01:18:19,122 'Spinning a top is so exciting' 1286 01:18:23,205 --> 01:18:25,205 You want to play with a top, right? 1287 01:18:25,247 --> 01:18:27,581 I care two hoots what anyone says, come on 1288 01:18:27,581 --> 01:18:28,956 I'll complain to my father 1289 01:18:28,998 --> 01:18:31,080 I'll fix a hook into your father's throat! 1290 01:18:33,414 --> 01:18:35,539 Hey...soooper, pa 1291 01:18:37,163 --> 01:18:41,247 "One tonsured head banged another baldie They climbed up a drumstick tree" 1292 01:18:41,289 --> 01:18:45,455 "A wicked black ant bit them hungrily They wept and wailed angrily" 1293 01:18:45,497 --> 01:18:46,956 We used to bathe in a stream 1294 01:18:46,998 --> 01:18:48,122 - Yes - Let's do that 1295 01:18:48,163 --> 01:18:49,664 We are walking on that stream! 1296 01:18:49,706 --> 01:18:50,998 Look here 1297 01:18:51,581 --> 01:18:53,205 What have you done, I say! 1298 01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:57,497 "Kids in the 90s watched 'A' movie in CDs smuggled secretly" 1299 01:18:57,539 --> 01:18:58,998 Don't do this to get 'likes'! 1300 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,455 'If husband and wife live together it's called 'joint family' I believe' 1301 01:19:02,998 --> 01:19:05,080 "Let new roads be laid...oho" 1302 01:19:05,122 --> 01:19:07,163 "Let the nation change...ahaa!" 1303 01:19:07,205 --> 01:19:10,539 "Let the farmer prosper with his agriculture" 1304 01:19:10,581 --> 01:19:11,581 "True that!" 1305 01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:13,581 "Let English be taught...yeah yeah!" 1306 01:19:13,581 --> 01:19:15,664 "Speak Hindi too...kya kya?" 1307 01:19:15,706 --> 01:19:18,831 "Let our mother tongue Tamil alone be the jewel in our crown" 1308 01:19:18,872 --> 01:19:19,956 Proud Tamilian! 1309 01:19:19,998 --> 01:19:21,414 'I ate this pizza' 1310 01:19:22,289 --> 01:19:24,163 'What have you done, I say?' 1311 01:19:24,205 --> 01:19:26,289 'Combination of butter and oil' 1312 01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:27,956 'Who do you love it I wonder?!' 1313 01:19:27,998 --> 01:19:29,163 'Knock knock' 1314 01:19:29,205 --> 01:19:31,122 '- Knock who? - Ghost, dude' 1315 01:19:31,163 --> 01:19:33,414 '- What do you want, brother? - I want a color' 1316 01:19:33,497 --> 01:19:35,497 '- What color, bro? - Green, you know?' 1317 01:19:35,539 --> 01:19:37,581 '- Which green, da? - Like the mango, ma' 1318 01:19:37,581 --> 01:19:39,998 '- Which ma? - Cinema!' 1319 01:19:41,706 --> 01:19:44,372 '- Which ma? - Your amma!' 1320 01:19:44,831 --> 01:19:47,414 She doesn't like all this You'll get it from her! 1321 01:19:47,455 --> 01:19:50,289 Wow! Palmyra fruit? Ages since I tasted it 1322 01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:52,330 I climbed the tree specially for you 1323 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:57,497 "Superstar's heroines are grandmas now" 1324 01:19:57,539 --> 01:20:02,372 "Beautiful heroines now ready to act" 1325 01:20:02,455 --> 01:20:06,497 "So much has changed here In 20 years, oh dear!" 1326 01:20:06,539 --> 01:20:09,080 Power outage just when we are eating 1327 01:20:09,122 --> 01:20:12,205 - Shall we have moonlight rice? - What's that rice? 1328 01:20:12,247 --> 01:20:13,664 My mother has never made it! 1329 01:20:13,706 --> 01:20:15,872 Moonlight rice you don't know I'll show you! 1330 01:20:15,914 --> 01:20:21,163 "What happened to me? Now in India whose word is law truly?" 1331 01:20:21,205 --> 01:20:23,622 Why is everyone going up to the terrace? Strange! 1332 01:20:23,664 --> 01:20:31,414 "Where am I? What happened to me? Now in India whose word is law duly?" 1333 01:20:31,539 --> 01:20:33,080 'Ages since we did this' 1334 01:20:44,998 --> 01:20:46,372 'Office calling' 1335 01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:49,831 'Office calling' 1336 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:51,080 Hello? 1337 01:20:51,205 --> 01:20:53,914 Put this there and put that here 1338 01:20:53,956 --> 01:20:55,497 Fix a huge lock on the office door! 1339 01:20:55,581 --> 01:20:57,080 I'm mailing you now, sir 1340 01:20:57,122 --> 01:20:59,455 It won't reach you for sure, hang up now 1341 01:20:59,789 --> 01:21:00,914 He's bugging me! 1342 01:21:01,414 --> 01:21:03,122 You said office is closed today? 1343 01:21:03,163 --> 01:21:04,497 Work from home, da 1344 01:21:04,581 --> 01:21:07,122 I know home work What's this 'work from home'? 1345 01:21:07,163 --> 01:21:09,414 IT means you must work from home too 1346 01:21:09,789 --> 01:21:11,998 - For so long? - He won't help with house work 1347 01:21:12,497 --> 01:21:14,080 What? I ate Hang up now 1348 01:21:14,497 --> 01:21:15,664 Who is this now? 1349 01:21:15,956 --> 01:21:17,664 My mother, da She's at my brother's place 1350 01:21:18,247 --> 01:21:19,455 You cut the call so soon? 1351 01:21:19,497 --> 01:21:21,956 What will she ask? Did you eat, sleep? 1352 01:21:21,998 --> 01:21:22,998 That's all...? 1353 01:21:25,998 --> 01:21:29,998 Who else in this world other than your amma will ask if you've eaten or slept well? 1354 01:21:31,247 --> 01:21:34,455 You speak to strangers for hours at a stretch 1355 01:21:34,497 --> 01:21:36,455 Why not to your mother, da? 1356 01:21:36,998 --> 01:21:37,998 How sad is that! 1357 01:21:41,747 --> 01:21:43,789 Hello...did you eat, ma? 1358 01:21:48,289 --> 01:21:50,706 You said it was a small button camera...! 1359 01:21:50,747 --> 01:21:52,581 You're prepping me like a human bomb 1360 01:21:52,622 --> 01:21:53,831 Wait, he'll explain 1361 01:21:53,872 --> 01:21:54,956 Button camera 1362 01:21:54,998 --> 01:21:56,831 'It will store the videos it records' 1363 01:21:56,872 --> 01:21:58,289 'This is the transmitter' 1364 01:21:58,330 --> 01:22:01,289 'To transmit the recorded videos upto a distance of 100m' 1365 01:22:01,330 --> 01:22:03,080 'If there's a jammer in the house' 1366 01:22:03,122 --> 01:22:05,372 '...this device will ensure the video gets transmitted' 1367 01:22:05,414 --> 01:22:07,455 'This is a powerful battery source' 1368 01:22:07,998 --> 01:22:09,998 Is he an electrician? 1369 01:22:10,122 --> 01:22:12,581 Can't you guess? Looks like a bat in a temple 1370 01:22:12,581 --> 01:22:14,539 Shut up! He's my friend Professional hacker! 1371 01:22:16,372 --> 01:22:18,414 Videos that get recorded in this... 1372 01:22:18,455 --> 01:22:21,497 ...should directly go 'live' to YouTube channel and Facebook 1373 01:22:21,581 --> 01:22:23,622 - Let my subscribers see this - Okay, guru 1374 01:22:23,664 --> 01:22:25,998 We'll upload and become a celebrity in 1 day 1375 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:27,455 Don't you go to school? 1376 01:22:27,539 --> 01:22:29,247 What do you want me to do there? 1377 01:22:30,539 --> 01:22:32,247 - Shall we go, da? - Yes, di 1378 01:22:33,247 --> 01:22:34,581 Da...di 1379 01:22:34,622 --> 01:22:37,205 'Da' is short form for darling 1380 01:22:37,581 --> 01:22:39,372 Short form of dear is 'di' 1381 01:22:39,414 --> 01:22:40,789 Ravi told me yesterday 1382 01:22:40,831 --> 01:22:42,872 Don't you have any shame, da? 1383 01:22:43,455 --> 01:22:44,581 'Make an U turn' 1384 01:22:44,998 --> 01:22:45,998 Okay 1385 01:22:49,372 --> 01:22:50,581 'Make an U turn' 1386 01:22:50,622 --> 01:22:52,414 - Okay - You could have gone straight 1387 01:22:52,455 --> 01:22:53,956 Google Map never lies 1388 01:22:53,998 --> 01:22:55,664 'Turn left to Othapalam' 1389 01:22:55,747 --> 01:22:57,414 - O-kay - Where are they roaming? 1390 01:22:57,455 --> 01:22:59,372 Google Map never lies! Right 1391 01:22:59,414 --> 01:23:01,414 - 'Take the exit on right' - Okay 1392 01:23:01,622 --> 01:23:03,914 Getting into that alley? Look how I catch you! 1393 01:23:05,497 --> 01:23:07,122 - Turn right - Okay 1394 01:23:07,163 --> 01:23:08,581 - Get up, man - He's bathing! 1395 01:23:09,205 --> 01:23:10,581 'Turn left' 1396 01:23:10,622 --> 01:23:11,706 Okay! 1397 01:23:12,205 --> 01:23:13,706 - What?! - 'Please eat' 1398 01:23:13,747 --> 01:23:15,330 Sis, spicy dried fish curry? 1399 01:23:15,831 --> 01:23:16,872 'Who is this?' 1400 01:23:16,956 --> 01:23:17,956 'Junk of a jerk!' 1401 01:23:17,998 --> 01:23:20,581 - Will you barge in like that? - Google Map never lies, aunty! 1402 01:23:20,872 --> 01:23:23,455 - 'You have arrived at your destination' - Okay 1403 01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:26,581 R.I.P area 1404 01:23:26,998 --> 01:23:28,581 My God...! 1405 01:23:29,706 --> 01:23:32,372 - Wait - Google Map won't lie?! 1406 01:23:32,414 --> 01:23:36,330 It is usually right, I don't know why Google showed us this area! 1407 01:23:36,372 --> 01:23:38,497 'Net pack is over No wonder it chose this place!' 1408 01:23:38,539 --> 01:23:40,080 - Boss? - What, chief? 1409 01:23:40,122 --> 01:23:41,581 How do we go to Brindavan Nagar? 1410 01:23:41,581 --> 01:23:42,872 - Which street? - 2nd street 1411 01:23:42,914 --> 01:23:44,539 Why did you come here then? 1412 01:23:44,581 --> 01:23:47,372 Go straight Last right, last left 1413 01:23:47,414 --> 01:23:49,872 You'll see a temple and then a mud road, take that route 1414 01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:50,998 Thanks, boss 1415 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,414 Auto driver is the best map for routes always 1416 01:23:53,497 --> 01:23:56,455 [song from 'Baashaa'] 1417 01:23:56,497 --> 01:23:59,956 "Auto driver knows address wherever even without street name or number" 1418 01:24:00,998 --> 01:24:02,122 Switch it on 1419 01:24:08,122 --> 01:24:09,247 Live! 1420 01:24:15,122 --> 01:24:17,122 - Hey, that's the watchman - Bro...? 1421 01:24:19,831 --> 01:24:22,372 - We want to see Dharmaraj sir - Why are you asking me? 1422 01:24:22,414 --> 01:24:23,789 Go and ask Dharmaraj 1423 01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:24,998 He must be mad 1424 01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:26,831 We want to know how to meet him 1425 01:24:26,872 --> 01:24:29,831 Press the video calling bell Someone will attend to you 1426 01:24:29,872 --> 01:24:32,455 It's 4'o clock I'll go drink my cup of tea 1427 01:24:32,664 --> 01:24:34,831 Why inform us about his tea routine? 1428 01:24:34,872 --> 01:24:37,581 Maybe he has no one to talk to Poor fellow! 1429 01:24:41,205 --> 01:24:42,872 Seems like an army is here! 1430 01:24:42,998 --> 01:24:44,622 If we get caught, harakiri 1431 01:24:44,664 --> 01:24:46,080 Total genocide! 1432 01:24:54,455 --> 01:24:57,205 You seem vaguely familiar 1433 01:24:57,289 --> 01:25:01,080 When you came here we were there You must have seen us then, sir 1434 01:25:01,831 --> 01:25:03,330 No chance at all, bro 1435 01:25:09,122 --> 01:25:10,581 Get my charger, da 1436 01:25:12,289 --> 01:25:16,497 I will prove to the world the statuette Dharmaraj has is mine 1437 01:25:16,581 --> 01:25:18,664 He's going with camera to MLA's place 1438 01:25:18,872 --> 01:25:21,080 'Hello, I'm Ravi here' 1439 01:25:24,789 --> 01:25:26,998 16 years in coma 1440 01:25:28,330 --> 01:25:29,664 'Poor chap!' 1441 01:25:29,706 --> 01:25:33,289 'I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you' 1442 01:25:33,330 --> 01:25:35,080 - Which channel? - 'Comali' 1443 01:25:35,122 --> 01:25:37,831 - 'Did you wake up to torture me?' - Must be MLA's house 1444 01:25:37,872 --> 01:25:38,872 Let's go 1445 01:25:39,872 --> 01:25:41,789 'Aiyo! So sad' 1446 01:25:42,247 --> 01:25:45,330 I agree, that statuette is... 1447 01:25:45,455 --> 01:25:46,747 ...not mine 1448 01:25:46,998 --> 01:25:48,664 'Only you know that' 1449 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,914 But as far as this city is concerned... 1450 01:25:50,956 --> 01:25:52,497 ...it is mine 1451 01:25:52,539 --> 01:25:55,789 To claim that statuette is yours 1452 01:25:55,872 --> 01:25:58,455 ...what proof do you have? 1453 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:00,581 You know very well 1454 01:26:00,581 --> 01:26:01,831 ...that statue- 1455 01:26:01,872 --> 01:26:04,247 'Hey! Why are you jerking around?' 1456 01:26:04,289 --> 01:26:05,330 What happened? 1457 01:26:05,372 --> 01:26:06,956 Short circuit because he's sweating 1458 01:26:06,998 --> 01:26:08,455 We are done for! 1459 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:09,539 Tell me 1460 01:26:10,289 --> 01:26:14,289 What proof do you have? 1461 01:26:14,998 --> 01:26:17,956 Now look here and tell me 1462 01:26:18,581 --> 01:26:19,831 'Go on' 1463 01:26:21,205 --> 01:26:24,289 He's churning his knife like 'dhal' down my throat! 1464 01:26:24,330 --> 01:26:25,706 Please blurt it out 1465 01:26:27,622 --> 01:26:30,080 Sir...you know very well 1466 01:26:30,122 --> 01:26:31,998 You took it from me and- 1467 01:26:34,205 --> 01:26:36,539 - Why are you prancing around? - Why, da? 1468 01:26:36,581 --> 01:26:37,747 Chi! Get up 1469 01:26:38,122 --> 01:26:39,205 Chi! You also get up 1470 01:26:39,247 --> 01:26:41,289 I'll close my eyes, you get up 1471 01:26:42,622 --> 01:26:43,998 Now look here 1472 01:26:45,163 --> 01:26:48,539 I don't care what proof you have 1473 01:26:48,872 --> 01:26:49,914 Do you know why? 1474 01:26:49,956 --> 01:26:53,163 Those who derided me as an illegitimate kid 1475 01:26:53,247 --> 01:26:56,289 All those who tore my dignity to shreds 1476 01:26:56,330 --> 01:26:58,247 When they knew I have a royal lineage 1477 01:26:58,289 --> 01:27:01,080 Please take your tablet, Your Majesty! 1478 01:27:02,747 --> 01:27:04,831 They want to make me a minister 1479 01:27:04,872 --> 01:27:08,163 You are a rascal with none of these privileges 1480 01:27:08,205 --> 01:27:10,581 Do you think I'll part with that priceless statuette? 1481 01:27:10,622 --> 01:27:11,956 It belongs to me 1482 01:27:11,998 --> 01:27:13,789 Wave whatever magic wand you have! 1483 01:27:13,831 --> 01:27:15,372 Goddess...help me! 1484 01:27:15,581 --> 01:27:19,414 Looks like he will get possessed here Beat him to a pulp and chase him 1485 01:27:19,872 --> 01:27:21,372 Thank God! 1486 01:27:24,622 --> 01:27:26,497 - Get lost! - Wait, bro 1487 01:27:26,581 --> 01:27:30,330 - I'll make them run with this video! - How? 1488 01:27:35,289 --> 01:27:37,581 - Go see what he is upto - Okay, bro 1489 01:27:38,134 --> 01:27:39,551 [humming a song] 1490 01:27:39,593 --> 01:27:41,010 Hey! What is that? 1491 01:27:41,052 --> 01:27:42,926 - Don't - What do you mean by that? 1492 01:27:42,968 --> 01:27:44,760 You'll get electrocuted if you touch me 1493 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,468 Think you're actor Vijaykanth or what! 1494 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:51,593 He is creating a scene as if he has seizures 1495 01:27:51,676 --> 01:27:53,010 One swift blow- 1496 01:27:57,010 --> 01:27:59,676 He's streaming everything 'live', nab him 1497 01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:00,843 What is he saying? 1498 01:28:00,885 --> 01:28:02,301 'Don't pull me Wait, I'll oblige' 1499 01:28:04,477 --> 01:28:06,227 They found out our plan, you leave 1500 01:28:06,269 --> 01:28:08,269 Someone else is outside Go, get them 1501 01:28:08,310 --> 01:28:09,727 He got us in trouble too! 1502 01:28:09,769 --> 01:28:11,227 - Get the key - I don't have it 1503 01:28:11,269 --> 01:28:13,519 - Who has it then? - Car key is with me 1504 01:28:13,561 --> 01:28:15,269 You dunderhead! 1505 01:28:15,310 --> 01:28:17,602 "Am I the joker?" 1506 01:28:17,644 --> 01:28:22,227 "You are the court jester who will end up as the sucker" 1507 01:28:22,269 --> 01:28:23,519 "Who is the prankster?" 1508 01:28:23,561 --> 01:28:24,561 What is 'live'? 1509 01:28:24,602 --> 01:28:26,644 He is uploading the events here online 1510 01:28:26,686 --> 01:28:28,894 - Let him, so what? - Whole world will know! 1511 01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:30,477 Did I hear you right? 1512 01:28:30,519 --> 01:28:31,894 Goodness gracious!! 1513 01:28:32,477 --> 01:28:33,602 "Clown, funster" 1514 01:28:34,686 --> 01:28:35,978 "Joker of the year" 1515 01:28:36,936 --> 01:28:38,852 "Prankster, punster dear" 1516 01:28:39,435 --> 01:28:40,769 "Joker, buffoon" 1517 01:28:41,561 --> 01:28:42,894 "Jokester, clown" 1518 01:28:43,811 --> 01:28:44,978 What is he doing? 1519 01:28:46,185 --> 01:28:47,394 "Quipster" 1520 01:28:48,185 --> 01:28:49,561 "Wisecracker" 1521 01:28:57,644 --> 01:29:03,644 "For 16 years a comatose patient in bed Get into the arena, doomsday ahead" 1522 01:29:03,686 --> 01:29:05,561 Don't hit me I can't bear the pain 1523 01:29:06,561 --> 01:29:11,561 "Comatose patient, one and only Gagster of the year, Coma-li!" 1524 01:29:11,602 --> 01:29:12,769 Oh gawd! 1525 01:29:12,811 --> 01:29:14,602 I'll hurl it right this time 1526 01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:17,561 You don't have to save me at all 1527 01:29:29,561 --> 01:29:31,644 Can we know what is happening here, sir? 1528 01:29:31,686 --> 01:29:34,352 Do you already know Ravi who streamed events 'live'? 1529 01:29:34,394 --> 01:29:35,519 That is a matter of- 1530 01:29:35,561 --> 01:29:36,936 Handing them over to the cops? 1531 01:29:36,978 --> 01:29:38,561 Then he has to count bars too! 1532 01:29:38,602 --> 01:29:40,602 When signal got cut, were you attacked? 1533 01:29:40,644 --> 01:29:42,811 'What...when was I attacked?' 1534 01:29:42,852 --> 01:29:44,852 When signal got cut, were you attacked? 1535 01:29:44,894 --> 01:29:45,894 What are you ask- 1536 01:29:45,936 --> 01:29:47,769 How will you tackle these allegations? 1537 01:29:47,811 --> 01:29:49,352 'Bro, look at this' 1538 01:29:49,894 --> 01:29:53,102 'I agree, that statuette is mine' 1539 01:29:55,894 --> 01:29:59,310 'I agree, that statuette is mine' 1540 01:30:00,852 --> 01:30:01,894 'Got cut' 1541 01:30:02,102 --> 01:30:04,352 Short circuit because he's sweating 1542 01:30:05,269 --> 01:30:06,936 Complete your comment, sir 1543 01:30:07,102 --> 01:30:09,060 - What will you do, sir? - Wait...wait 1544 01:30:09,227 --> 01:30:10,936 - What is your reply? - What will I do? 1545 01:30:11,561 --> 01:30:13,227 I'll forgive them and let them go 1546 01:30:14,143 --> 01:30:17,310 They wanted to be the talk of the town 1547 01:30:17,352 --> 01:30:20,435 They stoop to do all this to grab 2 minutes of limelight 1548 01:30:20,477 --> 01:30:23,894 Poor fellow! He is mentally affected 1549 01:30:24,060 --> 01:30:27,561 'He was lying in coma for many years and just regained consciousness' 1550 01:30:27,852 --> 01:30:31,852 Out of goodness of my heart I'll help him to the best of my ability 1551 01:30:32,143 --> 01:30:33,811 I always stick to this tagline 1552 01:30:33,978 --> 01:30:35,561 There can be only 1 original 1553 01:30:35,602 --> 01:30:36,769 That is...! 1554 01:30:37,435 --> 01:30:38,978 Only he will say so! 1555 01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:43,143 I'll do whatever I can for you as well...huh? 1556 01:30:43,269 --> 01:30:44,519 God bless you 1557 01:30:49,852 --> 01:30:52,394 'I became very popular online' 1558 01:30:52,435 --> 01:30:53,936 'Minimum % for good issues' 1559 01:30:53,978 --> 01:30:55,894 'Maximum % for the flip side' 1560 01:30:55,936 --> 01:30:58,602 'Nowadays people lap up negativity' 1561 01:30:58,686 --> 01:31:00,686 'I became the troll king!' 1562 01:31:02,686 --> 01:31:05,310 'I am not to be blamed' 1563 01:31:06,102 --> 01:31:07,561 'I forgot to connect the battery' 1564 01:31:08,561 --> 01:31:09,769 Aiyo! 1565 01:31:09,936 --> 01:31:12,185 Ravi, you are being trolled, trampled and crucified! 1566 01:31:12,269 --> 01:31:15,227 At least change your dress Looks like you had a dressing down! 1567 01:31:15,269 --> 01:31:16,269 I won't! 1568 01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:17,644 At least that button- 1569 01:31:19,978 --> 01:31:21,978 Madam, I am from ICIS bank 1570 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:23,394 - Tell me - Is sir not at home? 1571 01:31:23,435 --> 01:31:24,811 - He is there - Good 1572 01:31:24,852 --> 01:31:28,269 Do I look like a nincompoop? You are not picking my call? 1573 01:31:28,686 --> 01:31:30,352 Sir, don't be offensive 1574 01:31:30,394 --> 01:31:32,435 Not paying your dues is defensive? 1575 01:31:32,477 --> 01:31:34,727 But if I'm offensive I'll tell you with due respect! 1576 01:31:34,936 --> 01:31:38,686 In another 30 days if you don't pay minimum 3 million 1577 01:31:38,727 --> 01:31:40,435 ...we will rip you apart! 1578 01:31:40,477 --> 01:31:42,936 Don't think we'll pluck our locks of hair in frustration 1579 01:31:42,978 --> 01:31:44,727 We will punch your face with our left hand 1580 01:31:45,936 --> 01:31:47,352 Son of a gun! 1581 01:31:47,519 --> 01:31:50,060 Is it necessary for you to be on the wrong side of law, sonny? 1582 01:31:50,143 --> 01:31:53,519 So Mr Shameless, junk of a jerk, armpit rumple stink skin 1583 01:31:53,561 --> 01:31:55,727 5h17 face, disgusting piece of deer poop 1584 01:31:55,769 --> 01:31:58,894 Lousy lavatory, poo loo, king of nastiness, muck of yuckiness 1585 01:31:58,936 --> 01:32:01,561 Brother of shame, undies itch, sore galore and more 1586 01:32:01,602 --> 01:32:04,352 Nose digger, pustule pimple, scheming seepage 1587 01:32:04,394 --> 01:32:07,811 Even a street dog will be faithful lifelong if fed with biscuits just worth Rs 5 1588 01:32:07,894 --> 01:32:11,185 With your 6th sense, don't you shudder in shame when you sleep at night? 1589 01:32:14,978 --> 01:32:17,060 You hit us if we ask for our rightful dues? 1590 01:32:17,143 --> 01:32:19,769 Not 1 month, in 1 week your house will be seized! 1591 01:32:19,811 --> 01:32:22,894 - I'll repay your money in just 1 week - Oh yes, royal lineage! 1592 01:32:22,936 --> 01:32:24,561 Like it or not, yes I am! 1593 01:32:24,602 --> 01:32:26,269 Why did you hit him now? 1594 01:32:26,310 --> 01:32:27,936 Heard his string of cuss words? 1595 01:32:27,978 --> 01:32:29,394 It's casual, no big deal 1596 01:32:29,519 --> 01:32:31,352 I'll show you Hey! You ******! 1597 01:32:32,269 --> 01:32:33,394 Hi, bro 1598 01:32:33,435 --> 01:32:35,602 - Shut your gob, scumbag! - Hi friends 1599 01:32:35,811 --> 01:32:37,769 Saw how he reacted so casually? 1600 01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:41,978 Is this your father's house? My father gave it to me 1601 01:32:43,978 --> 01:32:46,310 'Sir, this is a smuggled piece of antique' 1602 01:32:46,352 --> 01:32:48,686 'It is being reported you head the mafia' 1603 01:32:48,727 --> 01:32:50,477 'What is your opinion?' 1604 01:32:50,727 --> 01:32:53,978 '1000s of people malign you in our city' 1605 01:32:54,143 --> 01:32:56,978 'If you let them affect you can you review films?' 1606 01:32:57,060 --> 01:33:00,519 'I am asking you in ignorance just to prove my innocence to the people' 1607 01:33:00,561 --> 01:33:03,811 '...can I take a snap shot every year holding that statuette?' 1608 01:33:03,852 --> 01:33:05,727 'From when I was a toddler' 1609 01:33:05,769 --> 01:33:08,477 'Can I take a snap shot every year holding that-' 1610 01:33:10,852 --> 01:33:12,978 [echoing words] 1611 01:33:13,185 --> 01:33:15,102 'From when I was a toddler' 1612 01:33:34,060 --> 01:33:36,352 Eureka!! I got it I finally found it 1613 01:33:36,394 --> 01:33:37,435 Got what? 1614 01:33:37,519 --> 01:33:40,185 Nikitha clicked a photo of us in that exhibition, right? 1615 01:33:40,269 --> 01:33:43,352 - Yes - That's our proof of ownership 1616 01:33:43,561 --> 01:33:45,936 Hit the nail on that head! 1617 01:33:45,978 --> 01:33:47,102 Let's go, right now 1618 01:33:47,978 --> 01:33:49,060 What is it? 1619 01:33:49,102 --> 01:33:51,394 When Nikitha clicked that photo 1620 01:33:51,435 --> 01:33:54,727 ...Suresh walked up and down hiding the statuette you were holding 1621 01:33:54,769 --> 01:33:56,894 Was he sitting or standing? 1622 01:33:56,936 --> 01:33:57,936 Hey! 1623 01:33:59,143 --> 01:34:01,185 Don't worry, I'll call him I have his number 1624 01:34:03,519 --> 01:34:04,978 - Hello...? - Hello, machi 1625 01:34:05,060 --> 01:34:06,269 16 years ago 1626 01:34:06,310 --> 01:34:08,978 'Remember we clicked a photo in our high school exhibition?' 1627 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,686 Were you sitting or standing then? 1628 01:34:10,727 --> 01:34:13,143 - We had exhibitions, huh? - 'Yes, you fat buffalo!' 1629 01:34:13,185 --> 01:34:14,435 You got any photo send it to me 1630 01:34:14,477 --> 01:34:16,477 He wants me to send the photo?! 1631 01:34:16,519 --> 01:34:18,477 Were you sitting or standing? 1632 01:34:18,519 --> 01:34:19,769 Tell me now Very important 1633 01:34:21,978 --> 01:34:23,394 Think I was sitting 1634 01:34:23,477 --> 01:34:25,727 - He was sitting, let's go - Super 1635 01:34:28,894 --> 01:34:32,602 'If I ever step near your door step you can spit on my face!' 1636 01:34:33,852 --> 01:34:34,852 Yuck! 1637 01:34:35,852 --> 01:34:36,978 Why did he spit? 1638 01:34:37,102 --> 01:34:39,561 - Doctor's way of saying hello - His habit! 1639 01:34:41,310 --> 01:34:42,352 Come in 1640 01:34:42,477 --> 01:34:43,519 'Aiyo!' 1641 01:34:47,519 --> 01:34:48,602 Hello! 1642 01:34:48,644 --> 01:34:49,686 Look here 1643 01:34:52,769 --> 01:34:54,060 Tell me 1644 01:34:54,561 --> 01:34:57,143 - When we were in school - I said look at me, right? 1645 01:34:57,185 --> 01:34:58,310 Look at me and speak 1646 01:34:58,352 --> 01:34:59,978 - You heard me? - No...no, sir 1647 01:35:00,060 --> 01:35:01,477 You won't know the answer 1648 01:35:01,519 --> 01:35:04,811 It's a matter between your wife and me 16 years ago 1649 01:35:04,852 --> 01:35:07,185 - What are you saying? - Baby, will you keep quiet? 1650 01:35:07,227 --> 01:35:08,936 I thought I was your 1st girlfriend 1651 01:35:08,978 --> 01:35:10,644 He's explaining Kid is curious, no? 1652 01:35:10,686 --> 01:35:12,394 We will also learn about it 1653 01:35:12,435 --> 01:35:14,310 - Chi! Shut up - Why? 1654 01:35:14,352 --> 01:35:16,185 - What 'matter'? - That is 1655 01:35:16,227 --> 01:35:17,936 What is it about? Tell me 1656 01:35:17,978 --> 01:35:20,978 When I proposed to you, I gave you a statuette, remember? 1657 01:35:21,060 --> 01:35:23,269 Its value has skyrocketed to millions 1658 01:35:23,310 --> 01:35:24,602 Hey baby...baby! 1659 01:35:25,561 --> 01:35:27,102 But it is not with me now 1660 01:35:27,561 --> 01:35:28,894 It is with Dharmaraj 1661 01:35:31,519 --> 01:35:33,686 All that matters is if you give me that photo 1662 01:35:33,727 --> 01:35:37,602 I didn't even develop that negative because I didn't want to remember you 1663 01:35:37,686 --> 01:35:39,852 She is my wife...my wife, you know 1664 01:35:39,894 --> 01:35:41,936 But I have those negatives safe 1665 01:35:41,978 --> 01:35:43,852 She is my girlfriend, you see 1666 01:35:43,894 --> 01:35:46,602 - Lover, huh? - I was her ex lover! 1667 01:35:46,727 --> 01:35:48,561 Only ex, huh?! 1668 01:35:48,686 --> 01:35:50,310 We'll discuss that later! 1669 01:35:52,644 --> 01:35:54,352 Why are you fighting for that girl? 1670 01:35:54,394 --> 01:35:56,352 Let's look for the negative Right, Nagaraj? 1671 01:35:56,727 --> 01:35:58,602 He has given permission, stand up 1672 01:36:01,269 --> 01:36:02,769 You look in the attic 1673 01:36:02,852 --> 01:36:04,435 - You look there, da - Da?! 1674 01:36:04,519 --> 01:36:06,727 Yes, short form of darling is 'da'! 1675 01:36:06,769 --> 01:36:08,561 Short form of dear is 'di'! 1676 01:36:08,602 --> 01:36:10,519 Ravi taught me this acronym in school 1677 01:36:10,561 --> 01:36:12,978 I might have said it At least I am consistent! 1678 01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:14,686 'You search over there' 1679 01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:15,978 '4 eyed bozo!' 1680 01:36:18,185 --> 01:36:19,394 I landed! 1681 01:36:19,435 --> 01:36:20,894 Not here, pappumma 1682 01:36:21,269 --> 01:36:23,852 - Pappumma? - My pet name for her in school 1683 01:36:26,269 --> 01:36:27,561 Chocolate wrapper 1684 01:36:28,602 --> 01:36:31,852 Don't throw so callously My college lover gave these 1685 01:36:31,894 --> 01:36:33,477 What...college lover? 1686 01:36:33,561 --> 01:36:36,394 I should react to that Why are you getting tense? 1687 01:36:36,435 --> 01:36:38,936 Rat snake, I'll smash and stuff you into that drawer! 1688 01:36:38,978 --> 01:36:41,269 Either search or sleep in your snake pit! 1689 01:36:41,894 --> 01:36:44,185 - Is this your office lover? - Yes 1690 01:36:45,143 --> 01:36:48,185 Ma, what is this uncle's name? 1691 01:36:48,269 --> 01:36:50,352 You go search that side 1692 01:36:51,143 --> 01:36:54,060 By the way, why have you developed his photo alone? 1693 01:36:54,102 --> 01:36:55,352 I didn't love him truly 1694 01:36:55,394 --> 01:36:57,185 He doesn't make my heart race! 1695 01:36:57,269 --> 01:36:58,602 Means you loved me truly? 1696 01:36:58,644 --> 01:36:59,686 I didn't love you at all 1697 01:36:59,727 --> 01:37:01,644 I didn't develop the photo Go and search 1698 01:37:01,686 --> 01:37:03,185 Yes, I am the winner! 1699 01:37:03,269 --> 01:37:04,769 Where is it? 1700 01:37:05,894 --> 01:37:10,310 "Drizzle of love, sizzling love Where did you fall from above?" 1701 01:37:10,352 --> 01:37:13,561 - Hey! Don't touch that - All the more reason I will 1702 01:37:14,644 --> 01:37:15,978 Randy fellow! 1703 01:37:16,477 --> 01:37:18,394 'Call center Kokila' 1704 01:37:18,978 --> 01:37:20,769 'ABC of all you want to know' 1705 01:37:20,894 --> 01:37:22,435 'Yes, dear, not here' 1706 01:37:22,519 --> 01:37:24,102 'Shall we have a blast?' 1707 01:37:24,310 --> 01:37:25,561 Doctor! 1708 01:37:27,727 --> 01:37:29,185 Come down 1709 01:37:29,227 --> 01:37:31,435 Come down, man You'll get it from me 1710 01:37:31,769 --> 01:37:33,894 He tore my family life to tatters! 1711 01:37:33,936 --> 01:37:37,561 Where is that negative? Negative...negative...! 1712 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,769 Pappumma, move this side 1713 01:37:42,561 --> 01:37:43,852 Come this side 1714 01:37:45,435 --> 01:37:46,769 Quick...quick 1715 01:37:52,394 --> 01:37:55,727 He has lifted her! Quick...double quick 1716 01:38:01,143 --> 01:38:02,727 What a bloody mess?! 1717 01:38:02,769 --> 01:38:04,352 Shall we go there? 1718 01:38:04,394 --> 01:38:07,435 Brother, if you go straight, bedroom is to your left 1719 01:38:07,477 --> 01:38:09,185 - Slightly comfortable - Super! 1720 01:38:09,269 --> 01:38:11,561 Please stop touching and start searching, brother 1721 01:38:11,602 --> 01:38:12,936 Go inside 1722 01:38:12,978 --> 01:38:14,185 Pappumma...! 1723 01:38:14,227 --> 01:38:15,811 He and his pat my lap! 1724 01:38:26,269 --> 01:38:28,978 Make it fast...quick quick quickly! 1725 01:38:36,102 --> 01:38:37,852 Yaaaaaaay! I FOUND IT! 1726 01:38:41,519 --> 01:38:42,894 NOOOO! 1727 01:38:54,561 --> 01:38:55,978 Dhokra is all yours! 1728 01:39:12,978 --> 01:39:14,852 Hey! Crazy coot of a doctor! 1729 01:39:14,894 --> 01:39:17,561 If you expose the film to light, won't it be destroyed? 1730 01:39:17,602 --> 01:39:20,102 If you put it in, will it develop? Chi! Take it out 1731 01:39:20,143 --> 01:39:21,602 Son of 'Haste makes waste'! 1732 01:39:21,644 --> 01:39:22,769 Sorry, boss 1733 01:39:22,936 --> 01:39:24,769 I use only digital camera 1734 01:39:39,060 --> 01:39:42,060 'If I claim ownership of that dhokra statuette, people will' 1735 01:39:42,143 --> 01:39:43,894 ...call you a 'clown'! 1736 01:39:44,269 --> 01:39:45,644 'On the 20th of this month...' 1737 01:39:45,686 --> 01:39:49,686 '...I'll donate that statuette to our Govt with no strings attached' 1738 01:39:50,519 --> 01:39:52,227 'In 1 week your house will be seized!' 1739 01:39:52,269 --> 01:39:54,519 'In case we come to the streets' 1740 01:39:54,561 --> 01:39:56,352 '...no one is responsible for it' 1741 01:39:56,394 --> 01:39:57,686 'Only you!' 1742 01:39:59,978 --> 01:40:01,561 'It belongs to me' 1743 01:40:01,602 --> 01:40:05,102 'Wave whatever magic wand you have!' 1744 01:40:05,644 --> 01:40:06,686 Carry me 1745 01:40:07,310 --> 01:40:08,352 Lift me up 1746 01:40:08,686 --> 01:40:10,227 Lift me 1747 01:40:10,310 --> 01:40:11,310 Lift, ma 1748 01:40:15,978 --> 01:40:17,269 Will lift 1749 01:40:17,561 --> 01:40:18,561 We'll lift 1750 01:40:20,102 --> 01:40:21,686 We'll flick that statuette 1751 01:40:22,686 --> 01:40:23,852 No other go 1752 01:40:23,894 --> 01:40:26,644 The whole world knows Dharma has it in his possession 1753 01:40:26,686 --> 01:40:29,060 If you take it, won't you be branded a thief? 1754 01:40:29,644 --> 01:40:31,394 Govt has not tested it as yet 1755 01:40:32,394 --> 01:40:35,185 Only after 5 days it will be sent to the archaeology department 1756 01:40:35,269 --> 01:40:38,394 Let's replace it with a duplicate and flick the original 1757 01:40:38,435 --> 01:40:40,394 We can sell it illegally outside 1758 01:40:40,644 --> 01:40:41,936 We can do it, right? 1759 01:40:43,185 --> 01:40:44,561 If you age-test it 1760 01:40:44,602 --> 01:40:47,310 ....original can be discerned from the duplicate 1761 01:40:47,686 --> 01:40:49,477 Can be done It's possible 1762 01:40:49,686 --> 01:40:50,936 1 minute 1763 01:40:51,978 --> 01:40:53,143 You intend stealing? 1764 01:40:53,185 --> 01:40:54,894 Not 'you' intend stealing? 1765 01:40:54,936 --> 01:40:56,477 'We' will steal! 1766 01:40:56,519 --> 01:40:58,143 Why should I join hands with you? 1767 01:40:58,185 --> 01:41:00,352 You searched with us, no? Now steal with us! 1768 01:41:00,394 --> 01:41:02,978 - That's no logic at all - No logic but what to do? 1769 01:41:03,060 --> 01:41:04,519 Shall I be logical? 1770 01:41:04,561 --> 01:41:06,727 If I say your wife is my girl don't you get mad, huh? 1771 01:41:06,769 --> 01:41:07,894 Similarly 1772 01:41:07,936 --> 01:41:10,435 Retrieving my property is stealing or not? 1773 01:41:12,894 --> 01:41:14,561 But to me it is stealing 1774 01:41:14,561 --> 01:41:16,727 Yuck! Are you such a lowlife? 1775 01:41:16,769 --> 01:41:19,686 You destroyed his life and speaking like this? 1776 01:41:19,727 --> 01:41:20,978 I'm sorry, Ravi 1777 01:41:23,394 --> 01:41:25,644 You destroyed your own patient's life 1778 01:41:25,686 --> 01:41:27,602 Take an empty shot and die! 1779 01:41:28,852 --> 01:41:30,602 Call yourself a doctor? Chee! 1780 01:41:32,686 --> 01:41:34,894 Dad, uncle is only correct 1781 01:41:34,936 --> 01:41:36,852 Okay...okay...! 1782 01:41:37,978 --> 01:41:40,936 Okay, I'll do whatever help I can 1783 01:41:40,978 --> 01:41:43,227 But don't say I destroyed someone's life 1784 01:41:43,644 --> 01:41:44,936 Fine, I'll help you 1785 01:41:44,978 --> 01:41:48,769 'It has started to rain in Chennai Showers may last for a week' 1786 01:41:48,894 --> 01:41:50,352 1st we should... 1787 01:41:50,394 --> 01:41:52,686 ...try to see how to take it from him 1788 01:41:53,978 --> 01:41:55,227 'Office calling' 1789 01:41:57,435 --> 01:41:58,769 'Office calling' 1790 01:41:59,269 --> 01:42:01,227 We should know when he is at home 1791 01:42:01,269 --> 01:42:03,477 And when he will step out 1792 01:42:03,519 --> 01:42:04,978 Superb idea, machan 1793 01:42:07,936 --> 01:42:11,644 Okay, in order to track the beasts and their movements in the forest... 1794 01:42:11,686 --> 01:42:13,894 ...like how surveillance cameras are fixed 1795 01:42:13,936 --> 01:42:15,727 Hey! All that won't work 1796 01:42:15,769 --> 01:42:17,102 I'm talking Don't interrupt 1797 01:42:17,602 --> 01:42:20,185 If we keep a similar camera in front of his house- 1798 01:42:20,227 --> 01:42:21,561 Listen, it won't work! 1799 01:42:21,602 --> 01:42:24,227 Hey! Zip your lips You don't know anything 1800 01:42:24,894 --> 01:42:26,269 After we fix the cameras- 1801 01:42:26,394 --> 01:42:28,769 What is it I don't know? Tell me 1802 01:42:29,644 --> 01:42:33,394 I wanted to learn whatever I missed when I had slipped into coma 1803 01:42:33,477 --> 01:42:35,602 With your help I learnt everything 1804 01:42:35,727 --> 01:42:37,060 What's up with all of you? 1805 01:42:37,102 --> 01:42:39,894 Obsessing about camera, Facebook, message 1806 01:42:40,727 --> 01:42:44,644 With technology you think you are getting closer but actually moving away 1807 01:42:45,519 --> 01:42:47,936 No one is talking face to face directly 1808 01:42:49,185 --> 01:42:51,561 You said it is a decade since you saw your classmate 1809 01:42:51,602 --> 01:42:54,352 When I asked you his address you said some darn park! 1810 01:42:54,394 --> 01:42:55,894 When we were in school... 1811 01:42:55,936 --> 01:42:58,769 ...if cricket was at 7:00 a.m won't we assemble on the dot? 1812 01:42:58,811 --> 01:43:01,185 - We'll be there at 6:30! - Bingo but now? 1813 01:43:01,310 --> 01:43:03,561 'Reached, where are you? Cancelled, huh?' 1814 01:43:03,561 --> 01:43:05,143 You chat only on WhatsApp 1815 01:43:05,185 --> 01:43:07,394 No one is on the ground there 1816 01:43:07,644 --> 01:43:09,894 Hacker, how many friends on Facebook? 1817 01:43:09,936 --> 01:43:10,936 '4000' 1818 01:43:10,978 --> 01:43:12,644 Ask them for a simple favor 1819 01:43:12,686 --> 01:43:14,561 Not a single soul will come to your aid 1820 01:43:14,602 --> 01:43:18,394 You will wish 'Happy birthday, ma' to a mother who is not on Facebook! 1821 01:43:18,561 --> 01:43:20,519 How will she know you wished her? 1822 01:43:20,561 --> 01:43:22,894 Then for whom are you doing all this? 1823 01:43:22,936 --> 01:43:24,769 Some random girl you don't even know 1824 01:43:24,852 --> 01:43:27,352 You'll chat with her for hours on Facebook 1825 01:43:27,394 --> 01:43:28,894 But to meet her in person 1826 01:43:28,936 --> 01:43:30,686 You don't have the guts, why? 1827 01:43:30,727 --> 01:43:32,394 Because that is reality 1828 01:43:33,561 --> 01:43:36,686 All of you have started being scared of reality 1829 01:43:37,143 --> 01:43:39,269 Genuine friends Pure happiness 1830 01:43:39,310 --> 01:43:41,143 Real comfort True birthday wish 1831 01:43:41,185 --> 01:43:43,561 You have no idea what all these really mean 1832 01:43:44,561 --> 01:43:47,394 Sir, tell me your wife's phone # 1833 01:43:47,477 --> 01:43:49,060 Without checking your mobile 1834 01:43:49,102 --> 01:43:51,102 Can you tell me from memory, sir? 1835 01:43:51,394 --> 01:43:53,352 16 years ago her landline # 1836 01:43:53,394 --> 01:43:54,769 I remember it even now 1837 01:43:54,894 --> 01:43:56,727 22582999 1838 01:43:56,978 --> 01:43:57,936 Why? 1839 01:43:57,978 --> 01:43:59,602 Because it is embedded here 1840 01:43:59,644 --> 01:44:01,602 For all of you it is here 1841 01:44:01,936 --> 01:44:04,727 Trying to make humans into machines and vice versa 1842 01:44:04,769 --> 01:44:06,686 I don't understand why 1843 01:44:07,310 --> 01:44:08,477 Bro-in-law 1844 01:44:08,561 --> 01:44:10,435 You were worried your son doesn't talk 1845 01:44:10,477 --> 01:44:12,477 How will he talk? Why will he talk? 1846 01:44:12,727 --> 01:44:14,602 He doesn't have anyone to talk to 1847 01:44:14,894 --> 01:44:16,394 I spoke to him 1848 01:44:18,269 --> 01:44:19,561 But one thing is for sure 1849 01:44:20,143 --> 01:44:21,561 All these years 1850 01:44:22,352 --> 01:44:24,143 I was not the one lying in coma 1851 01:44:25,519 --> 01:44:27,561 All of you slipped into coma! 1852 01:44:28,394 --> 01:44:30,102 Please wake up now 1853 01:44:32,143 --> 01:44:34,310 I'm saying it only because I've understood all this 1854 01:44:34,352 --> 01:44:36,519 We can't attack him with this technology 1855 01:44:37,561 --> 01:44:40,894 If you fix a camera, he'll show you how you fixed it 1856 01:44:40,978 --> 01:44:43,102 We must use some other technique 1857 01:44:43,185 --> 01:44:44,435 Something else 1858 01:44:45,185 --> 01:44:47,852 'Office calling' 1859 01:44:49,269 --> 01:44:51,060 Why is this ringing nonstop? 1860 01:44:51,102 --> 01:44:54,102 If my father went to work at 8 he'll be back home by 6:00 p.m 1861 01:44:54,185 --> 01:44:55,686 Next day he'll go at 8 again 1862 01:44:55,727 --> 01:44:57,727 This mobile rings 24x7 1863 01:44:57,769 --> 01:45:00,936 We get calls while eating, sleeping, even when we are in the loo 1864 01:45:00,978 --> 01:45:04,269 Not only that, you get calls and messages all the time...oh gawd! 1865 01:45:04,310 --> 01:45:07,185 The world is so big out there you're a corpse in that small box! 1866 01:45:07,269 --> 01:45:09,185 Break that...break that damn device 1867 01:45:09,269 --> 01:45:10,769 No...no...no...! 1868 01:45:11,602 --> 01:45:13,143 BREAK IT! 1869 01:45:13,727 --> 01:45:14,978 'Office calling' 1870 01:45:15,310 --> 01:45:17,519 Good riddance to 'office calling'! 1871 01:45:17,561 --> 01:45:19,894 - Just you wait! - Don't break it, uncle 1872 01:45:19,936 --> 01:45:23,143 Doctor, let go of me! I'll break my boss's head! 1873 01:45:24,936 --> 01:45:26,602 Uncle, don't do that 1874 01:45:32,185 --> 01:45:34,978 Dai, why did you break this phone now? 1875 01:45:35,561 --> 01:45:36,727 As if I did? 1876 01:45:36,769 --> 01:45:38,477 You instigated me to break it 1877 01:45:38,519 --> 01:45:40,477 I know I spoke but why did you break it? 1878 01:45:40,519 --> 01:45:41,561 Isn't it your phone? 1879 01:45:41,561 --> 01:45:43,394 I broke it in a burst of emotion 1880 01:45:45,561 --> 01:45:46,644 Dai! 1881 01:45:47,561 --> 01:45:50,894 So all these years emotion has been a constant, right? 1882 01:45:51,477 --> 01:45:54,769 We must lock Dharmaraj by using emotion as the key 1883 01:45:54,811 --> 01:45:56,561 Do any of you understand me? 1884 01:45:56,644 --> 01:45:58,727 Wait...how do I say it? 1885 01:45:58,894 --> 01:46:02,602 Technology you are raving about is recent and it will keep changing 1886 01:46:02,644 --> 01:46:04,352 But feelings we were born with 1887 01:46:04,394 --> 01:46:07,852 Hunger, taste, happiness, anger, love, lust will never change 1888 01:46:07,894 --> 01:46:10,644 Our mothers showed us the moon and fed us 1889 01:46:10,686 --> 01:46:13,852 Mothers these days show their mobiles and feed their babies 1890 01:46:13,894 --> 01:46:15,936 But feeding has not changed, right? 1891 01:46:15,978 --> 01:46:17,894 That love has not changed, right? 1892 01:46:18,644 --> 01:46:20,227 Certain things won't change 1893 01:46:21,269 --> 01:46:22,769 It will be old as gold 1894 01:46:23,769 --> 01:46:25,686 I'm the king of heritage & culture! 1895 01:46:27,352 --> 01:46:29,310 Pah! Incredible scene 1896 01:46:29,477 --> 01:46:30,894 Just tell me what to do 1897 01:46:30,936 --> 01:46:31,978 I'm ready 1898 01:46:38,394 --> 01:46:42,727 We don't need surveillance cameras to check on Dharmaraj's movements 1899 01:46:42,769 --> 01:46:44,143 This human being will do 1900 01:46:44,185 --> 01:46:46,561 'A lonely watchman will welcome with open arms' 1901 01:46:46,602 --> 01:46:48,769 '...someone who respects and chats with him' 1902 01:46:48,852 --> 01:46:52,185 If we want to befriend someone ideal is to make them laugh 1903 01:46:52,269 --> 01:46:54,352 Problem is he can identify us 1904 01:46:54,394 --> 01:46:55,435 So- 1905 01:46:56,394 --> 01:46:57,936 Doctor, it's no big deal 1906 01:46:57,978 --> 01:47:01,852 You just approach him casually to ask an address and crack a joke 1907 01:47:01,894 --> 01:47:05,352 It is a bland joke but as soon as you tell him you start laughing 1908 01:47:05,394 --> 01:47:06,561 Then he has to laugh 1909 01:47:06,602 --> 01:47:08,185 What is the joke? 1910 01:47:08,394 --> 01:47:12,185 'Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi' 1911 01:47:19,936 --> 01:47:22,394 - Is this a joke? - Too much! 1912 01:47:22,435 --> 01:47:24,936 - Do you know this address? - This one? 1913 01:47:24,978 --> 01:47:26,519 Yes, the same 1914 01:47:28,269 --> 01:47:30,561 So very simple Tomorrow go up to him and- 1915 01:47:30,602 --> 01:47:32,102 Won't he get suspicious? 1916 01:47:32,769 --> 01:47:37,310 Right, but if you take your dog for a walk, even if it is another area 1917 01:47:37,352 --> 01:47:39,352 - 'No one will suspect you' - Cooperate with me 1918 01:47:39,394 --> 01:47:41,352 - Bro - Walking, huh? 1919 01:47:41,602 --> 01:47:43,143 Look! My dog is saying 'yes' 1920 01:47:43,185 --> 01:47:45,561 Can't meet your boss at all these days? 1921 01:47:45,602 --> 01:47:47,644 - He's very busy - When did you come? 1922 01:47:47,686 --> 01:47:50,644 - I came yesterday at 6:00 a.m - He comes only at 10'o clock 1923 01:47:50,686 --> 01:47:53,769 - I came at 8:00 p.m, bro - He leaves by 3:00 p.m usually 1924 01:47:53,811 --> 01:47:55,561 Shall I come at 2:00 p.m tomorrow? 1925 01:47:55,561 --> 01:47:58,561 At 2:00 p.m he is garlanding our leader's statue 1926 01:47:58,644 --> 01:47:59,644 OH! 1927 01:47:59,936 --> 01:48:01,561 Bye, bro 1928 01:48:03,270 --> 01:48:04,520 Caste 1929 01:48:06,396 --> 01:48:08,104 [crowd cheering] 1930 01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:22,020 Yov! Are you God's gift to mankind just because of your royal lineage? 1931 01:48:22,062 --> 01:48:24,229 Until yesterday, you were an illegitimate mongrel 1932 01:48:24,270 --> 01:48:26,104 Who the hell are you? 1933 01:48:26,312 --> 01:48:28,229 Who the eff are you? 1934 01:48:28,979 --> 01:48:30,354 Silence...silence! 1935 01:48:38,937 --> 01:48:40,937 Make way for our leader 1936 01:48:40,979 --> 01:48:43,396 Move aside You come along, bro 1937 01:48:50,687 --> 01:48:52,020 Get out of my way 1938 01:48:52,062 --> 01:48:53,062 Hey! Move 1939 01:48:53,853 --> 01:48:55,770 - I'll kill you - They locked me in, bro 1940 01:48:59,895 --> 01:49:01,229 You are bleeding, bro? 1941 01:49:03,020 --> 01:49:10,270 'If you wash fish in clean water daily Will it lose its innate stink, tell me?' 1942 01:49:10,312 --> 01:49:11,478 Will it go, man? 1943 01:49:12,229 --> 01:49:15,187 That...was not aimed at your hand, man 1944 01:49:15,229 --> 01:49:17,561 It was aimed at your neck! 1945 01:49:17,853 --> 01:49:20,229 Rope of Lord Yama, God of Death 1946 01:49:20,270 --> 01:49:22,979 ...is now in the hands of your close associate 1947 01:49:23,020 --> 01:49:25,937 Someone by your side always will send you to the grave 1948 01:49:25,979 --> 01:49:28,603 Sins you committed these 16 long years... 1949 01:49:28,645 --> 01:49:30,937 ...have started rolling their dice against you 1950 01:49:30,979 --> 01:49:33,520 Your steps are heading towards the grave 1951 01:49:35,603 --> 01:49:37,937 What...? Don't you believe me? 1952 01:49:37,979 --> 01:49:40,396 Only if you are alive the day after tomorrow! 1953 01:49:42,312 --> 01:49:45,145 Do you want to look for redemption of your sins? 1954 01:49:45,187 --> 01:49:49,812 Visit Lord Shiva at Rudra temple and beg for salvation 1955 01:49:49,895 --> 01:49:52,979 Your fort is crumbling Your game is tumbling 1956 01:49:53,145 --> 01:49:55,187 Your chapter is closed, man 1957 01:49:56,187 --> 01:49:58,728 Suspicion, superstition 1958 01:49:58,979 --> 01:50:00,104 Fear 1959 01:50:03,979 --> 01:50:06,979 Now whatever happens will be ominous in his eyes 1960 01:50:09,354 --> 01:50:11,396 Hey! Black cat Stop...stop! 1961 01:50:19,603 --> 01:50:21,104 'Tomorrow is your last day!!!' 1962 01:50:21,187 --> 01:50:22,895 Hey! Catch him Get hold of him 1963 01:50:22,937 --> 01:50:24,979 How can you nab him if all of you are seated? 1964 01:50:26,396 --> 01:50:27,396 Scum bags! 1965 01:50:27,478 --> 01:50:29,396 This is an offer from Lalitha Jewellery 1966 01:50:29,478 --> 01:50:31,770 Tomorrow is the last day it seems! 1967 01:50:34,770 --> 01:50:37,312 Hey! Having a dig at me? 1968 01:50:38,354 --> 01:50:39,478 Start the car 1969 01:50:51,770 --> 01:50:53,062 That doesn't work, bro 1970 01:50:53,104 --> 01:50:55,354 - Only my seat belt is stuck? - Yes 1971 01:50:55,396 --> 01:50:57,937 - Okay, take this left - No, we can turn right, bro 1972 01:50:57,979 --> 01:50:59,312 No need Turn left now 1973 01:50:59,354 --> 01:51:01,062 - I'll turn right - Turn left now 1974 01:51:01,104 --> 01:51:03,478 If we turn right we'll reach our final destination 1975 01:51:03,520 --> 01:51:04,645 Final destination? 1976 01:51:04,687 --> 01:51:06,520 Is this some conspiracy? 1977 01:51:06,561 --> 01:51:09,062 - Why are you going right? - Hey! Go right 1978 01:51:09,104 --> 01:51:10,396 Turn left, I say 1979 01:51:16,645 --> 01:51:17,687 Where are you off to? 1980 01:51:17,728 --> 01:51:19,603 Sir, I have to attend to the next patient 1981 01:51:19,645 --> 01:51:22,104 Please come back soon I'm a bit scared 1982 01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:43,270 - What's this? - Milk 1983 01:51:44,728 --> 01:51:45,895 You drink it 1984 01:51:46,187 --> 01:51:47,270 No need, bro 1985 01:51:47,312 --> 01:51:48,478 Drink it, man 1986 01:51:48,687 --> 01:51:50,354 - I don't want, bro - Why? 1987 01:51:50,396 --> 01:51:52,062 If it's plain milk I don't mind 1988 01:51:52,104 --> 01:51:53,396 What did you mix then? 1989 01:51:53,478 --> 01:51:55,270 I added sugar I am diabetic! 1990 01:51:55,312 --> 01:51:57,645 No one is disease free in our group- 1991 01:52:00,145 --> 01:52:01,229 You drink it 1992 01:52:01,396 --> 01:52:02,812 I don't want, bro 1993 01:52:04,020 --> 01:52:05,853 Do you have high blood pressure? 1994 01:52:05,895 --> 01:52:08,645 - You can't trust him, bro - Bloody traitor of a tortoise! 1995 01:52:08,687 --> 01:52:10,812 How dare you, couch potato! 1996 01:52:10,895 --> 01:52:13,687 Bro, even now he created bad blood in the function 1997 01:52:13,812 --> 01:52:15,770 - To start a commotion - True that! 1998 01:52:15,937 --> 01:52:17,812 Who is a spinning top with no hook? 1999 01:52:17,937 --> 01:52:19,979 'Whole world knows you are vegetating!' 2000 01:52:19,979 --> 01:52:23,645 'I knew from the beginning he should not be trusted' 2001 01:52:24,187 --> 01:52:25,979 Move, why are you fighting here? 2002 01:52:26,020 --> 01:52:28,020 'Instead of giving apple to our boss?' 2003 01:52:30,396 --> 01:52:31,478 Nurse 2004 01:52:31,770 --> 01:52:32,853 Discharge! 2005 01:53:12,812 --> 01:53:14,270 [dog howling] 2006 01:53:21,270 --> 01:53:22,645 I can hear a dog howling 2007 01:53:22,687 --> 01:53:23,937 My heart is racing 2008 01:53:24,104 --> 01:53:25,687 I'm scared too 2009 01:53:38,354 --> 01:53:40,895 [sinister whispers] 2010 01:53:56,270 --> 01:53:57,687 What is this? 2011 01:53:57,770 --> 01:53:59,979 Why are you standing all around me? 2012 01:54:00,895 --> 01:54:03,062 You are even holding weapons 2013 01:54:03,145 --> 01:54:05,104 You are in some trouble, bro 2014 01:54:05,145 --> 01:54:06,853 Problem for me? 2015 01:54:07,145 --> 01:54:08,853 Problem is only because of all of you 2016 01:54:08,895 --> 01:54:10,145 How are we to blame? 2017 01:54:10,187 --> 01:54:12,478 Who slashed my arm? 2018 01:54:12,520 --> 01:54:16,645 I went to the temple for your sake and brought you God's offerings, bro 2019 01:54:24,229 --> 01:54:26,020 Why is that blade in your hand? 2020 01:54:26,687 --> 01:54:28,062 So are you the culprit? 2021 01:54:28,937 --> 01:54:32,396 You wretched fellow! How could you do this to our bro? 2022 01:54:33,145 --> 01:54:35,979 You refused to trust me Look how he backstabbed you! 2023 01:54:37,937 --> 01:54:40,603 'Come out and we know how to handle you!' 2024 01:54:42,187 --> 01:54:43,812 'Tomorrow is the last day!' 2025 01:54:46,229 --> 01:54:48,104 'We'll reach our final destination' 2026 01:54:48,478 --> 01:54:50,104 'He isn't trustworthy, bro' 2027 01:54:50,145 --> 01:54:51,853 'We'll reach our final destination' 2028 01:54:52,396 --> 01:54:54,229 'He isn't trustworthy, bro' 2029 01:54:58,396 --> 01:55:01,561 'Visit Lord Shiva at Rudra temple and beg for salvation' 2030 01:55:01,603 --> 01:55:03,020 If he gets scared... 2031 01:55:03,478 --> 01:55:04,603 Hey! 2032 01:55:05,229 --> 01:55:06,520 He's the traitor 2033 01:55:07,603 --> 01:55:10,728 Listen, I don't trust any of you 2034 01:55:11,229 --> 01:55:12,979 All of you clear out right now 2035 01:55:13,145 --> 01:55:14,812 - Leave - Bro 2036 01:55:14,853 --> 01:55:16,354 Are you scared, bro? 2037 01:55:16,645 --> 01:55:18,895 - Is it that obvious? - Yes, bro 2038 01:55:19,396 --> 01:55:23,020 At least for a week, go I don't want anyone with me 2039 01:55:23,062 --> 01:55:24,062 Leave me alone 2040 01:55:24,104 --> 01:55:25,312 GO NOW 2041 01:55:26,603 --> 01:55:27,937 Banu, listen 2042 01:55:27,979 --> 01:55:31,104 Make arrangements for me to go to the temple tomorrow 2043 01:55:31,478 --> 01:55:35,104 Before the inauspicious time tomorrow he will set out to the temple 2044 01:55:35,145 --> 01:55:37,187 'Watchman will go to drink tea at 4:00 p.m' 2045 01:55:37,229 --> 01:55:39,312 'It's 4'o clock I'll go drink my cup of tea' 2046 01:55:39,354 --> 01:55:40,937 We should enter in that gap 2047 01:55:40,979 --> 01:55:43,270 So we should ensure the watchman doesn't return 2048 01:55:43,312 --> 01:55:44,728 But how...? 2049 01:55:44,770 --> 01:55:46,478 I'll suggest something 2050 01:55:46,687 --> 01:55:48,312 But no one should yell at me 2051 01:55:48,354 --> 01:55:49,396 Shoot 2052 01:55:50,062 --> 01:55:51,104 Desire! 2053 01:56:00,270 --> 01:56:01,312 Aunty...? 2054 01:56:04,603 --> 01:56:06,312 You haven't aged one bit 2055 01:56:08,561 --> 01:56:10,603 'We will mix a sedative in that batter' 2056 01:56:10,645 --> 01:56:13,770 Someone will be in his house His mother or wife, right? 2057 01:56:13,812 --> 01:56:15,520 What do you say, Nagaraj? 2058 01:56:15,561 --> 01:56:17,229 - For sure - Then? 2059 01:56:17,396 --> 01:56:20,187 We'll enter claiming to be their relatives 2060 01:56:21,603 --> 01:56:24,937 'Whoever it is, we generally talk to strangers outside the door' 2061 01:56:24,979 --> 01:56:27,645 'But if a relative turns up with an invitation' 2062 01:56:27,895 --> 01:56:29,520 I'm your uncle from Malayanur, dear 2063 01:56:29,561 --> 01:56:30,937 'They won't be suspicious' 2064 01:56:30,979 --> 01:56:33,229 'They will open their doors wide invite the guests in' 2065 01:56:33,270 --> 01:56:35,812 'That is our tradition and our famous hospitality' 2066 01:56:35,853 --> 01:56:37,770 - Who are they, ma? - I don't know, da 2067 01:56:37,812 --> 01:56:40,187 How can I ask? Must be from your father's side 2068 01:56:40,229 --> 01:56:43,145 So you, me, Nikitha, doctor 2069 01:56:43,187 --> 01:56:45,478 - We will go to his house - What about me? 2070 01:56:45,603 --> 01:56:49,145 If there's some problem tomorrow we will all be behind bars 2071 01:56:50,354 --> 01:56:52,561 We need someone to bail us out, right? 2072 01:56:53,270 --> 01:56:54,853 So don't come there 2073 01:56:56,104 --> 01:56:58,853 I have an important meeting in my office tomorrow 2074 01:56:58,895 --> 01:57:00,728 Why don't you all go? 2075 01:57:00,937 --> 01:57:03,354 Even the doctor is willing What's your problem? 2076 01:57:06,354 --> 01:57:07,354 So...? 2077 01:57:07,478 --> 01:57:08,478 So...? 2078 01:57:14,062 --> 01:57:16,895 Yov security! I'm going to the temple 2079 01:57:16,937 --> 01:57:18,062 Take care of the house 2080 01:57:18,104 --> 01:57:19,104 'Okay, sir' 2081 01:57:20,270 --> 01:57:22,020 'We are waiting All roads are flooded' 2082 01:57:22,062 --> 01:57:25,145 'But still as per our weather forecast heavy downpour expected' 2083 01:57:25,187 --> 01:57:26,812 'So be safe wherever you are' 2084 01:58:18,312 --> 01:58:19,979 What about the CCTV camera? 2085 01:58:26,062 --> 01:58:27,853 She seems to be new to this area 2086 01:58:27,895 --> 01:58:29,645 How does area matter for a mobile eatery? 2087 01:58:29,687 --> 01:58:31,687 'Taste my hot 'bhajji' in this rain, sir' 2088 01:58:36,396 --> 01:58:38,229 Vanakkam, how are you? 2089 01:58:38,645 --> 01:58:39,853 Vanakkam 2090 01:58:41,187 --> 01:58:43,104 'We've been childless for 20 years' 2091 01:58:44,895 --> 01:58:47,229 - You are...? - Your uncle from Thollamur, dear 2092 01:58:47,270 --> 01:58:48,603 Don't you remember me? 2093 01:58:48,645 --> 01:58:51,312 I saw you as a baby You've grown up so much 2094 01:58:53,312 --> 01:58:54,354 - You are...? - Aiyo! 2095 01:58:54,396 --> 01:58:56,270 You are Dharma anna's wife? 2096 01:58:56,312 --> 01:58:58,895 I couldn't recognise you that day in the hospital, dear 2097 01:58:58,937 --> 01:59:00,561 We've come to invite you for the wedding 2098 01:59:01,603 --> 01:59:03,354 'Brought betel nut and the whole works' 2099 01:59:08,561 --> 01:59:10,020 Please come inside 2100 01:59:20,645 --> 01:59:21,895 Move...move aside 2101 01:59:24,396 --> 01:59:25,354 Sunstroke! 2102 01:59:25,396 --> 01:59:27,354 It's raining, how can you say sunstroke? 2103 01:59:27,396 --> 01:59:29,728 Hey! I'm a 'Thalapathy' fan I won't lie 2104 01:59:29,770 --> 01:59:32,229 Lift him, size of a 'bhajji' and hitting on the fritter aunty! 2105 01:59:32,270 --> 01:59:34,145 - Please sit down - How's Dharma anna? 2106 01:59:34,187 --> 01:59:36,062 I saw him as a baby Always in his birthday suit! 2107 01:59:36,104 --> 01:59:38,187 He's fine He has gone out now 2108 01:59:38,229 --> 01:59:39,354 Wait, I'll call him 2109 01:59:39,396 --> 01:59:41,728 Don't trouble yourself I just spoke to him 2110 01:59:41,770 --> 01:59:43,812 He has gone to a temple for some redemption 2111 01:59:43,853 --> 01:59:44,812 Yes 2112 01:59:44,853 --> 01:59:48,187 I invited Thollamur uncle and Rajavel uncle this side of town 2113 01:59:48,229 --> 01:59:51,979 Then I invited our brothers-in-law Shekar and Murugadas in Senji 2114 01:59:51,979 --> 01:59:54,062 Whether Dharma anna was at home or not 2115 01:59:54,104 --> 01:59:56,895 I wanted to invite you personally and then head back home 2116 02:00:00,229 --> 02:00:02,895 How has your hair suddenly turned grey? 2117 02:00:04,187 --> 02:00:05,770 This is only original 2118 02:00:05,812 --> 02:00:06,979 That was dye! 2119 02:00:07,020 --> 02:00:08,354 - Hello? - 'Hello?' 2120 02:00:08,396 --> 02:00:10,478 'Come to Koovathur immediately, bro' 2121 02:00:10,520 --> 02:00:12,396 Koovathur? Why? 2122 02:00:12,478 --> 02:00:14,145 'Urgent meeting it seems' 2123 02:00:14,229 --> 02:00:17,895 'Whoever doesn't turn up will be eliminated from the party, come soon' 2124 02:00:21,062 --> 02:00:22,396 How are you related to him? 2125 02:00:22,520 --> 02:00:24,312 - Thollamur uncle, dear - That's you 2126 02:00:24,354 --> 02:00:25,979 - 'Yes, right?' - I asked about you 2127 02:00:25,979 --> 02:00:27,645 Uncle's brother-in-law 2128 02:00:27,812 --> 02:00:29,770 But he doesn't have any relatives 2129 02:00:29,812 --> 02:00:32,020 I'm related to you, not that uncle 2130 02:00:32,062 --> 02:00:33,104 Related to me? 2131 02:00:33,145 --> 02:00:34,645 Last I saw was at your wedding 2132 02:00:34,687 --> 02:00:36,104 - Whom did you see? - Someone! 2133 02:00:36,145 --> 02:00:38,770 Why do you keep prodding? You are just like your father 2134 02:00:38,812 --> 02:00:40,478 Always doubting your relatives! 2135 02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:44,020 That's alright, but why is it both of you are sweating so much? 2136 02:00:44,728 --> 02:00:46,687 I can ask you the same question 2137 02:00:46,770 --> 02:00:48,354 I am pregnant 2138 02:00:48,396 --> 02:00:49,979 My face is unpleasant! 2139 02:00:49,979 --> 02:00:53,187 Nothing of that sort, dear They are both diabetic 2140 02:00:53,229 --> 02:00:54,937 Can they go for a walk right here? 2141 02:00:54,979 --> 02:00:57,020 'Doctor has told us to walk in the rain' 2142 02:00:57,062 --> 02:00:58,187 - Go...go - Get up 2143 02:00:58,229 --> 02:00:59,478 Is Dharma diabetic? 2144 02:00:59,520 --> 02:01:01,853 - Sugar level has decreased - I should walk regularly too 2145 02:01:01,895 --> 02:01:02,895 Who is that? 2146 02:01:05,961 --> 02:01:08,128 Water level is rising in the rains, madam 2147 02:01:08,169 --> 02:01:10,794 'Have you kept your valuables safe?' 2148 02:01:10,836 --> 02:01:12,044 Only at such times 2149 02:01:12,086 --> 02:01:13,919 '...thieves will be on the prowl' 2150 02:01:14,169 --> 02:01:16,002 Everything is under lock and key? 2151 02:01:16,044 --> 02:01:17,128 Yes 2152 02:01:18,044 --> 02:01:19,794 - Locked? - Yes, of course 2153 02:01:19,836 --> 02:01:21,169 Take care, madam 2154 02:01:26,211 --> 02:01:29,503 'Even if we are confident we have locked our house' 2155 02:01:29,545 --> 02:01:31,211 'Have you locked it?' 2156 02:01:31,253 --> 02:01:32,752 'If someone asks you' 2157 02:01:34,169 --> 02:01:35,669 1 minute I'll be with you 2158 02:02:11,294 --> 02:02:12,961 1 minute is enough to flick it 2159 02:02:13,002 --> 02:02:14,128 Stuff it into our bag- 2160 02:02:14,128 --> 02:02:16,378 By the way who is getting married? 2161 02:02:16,419 --> 02:02:17,836 - Their daughter - His daughter! 2162 02:02:20,169 --> 02:02:22,128 Correct, for my daughter 2163 02:02:22,169 --> 02:02:24,294 He treats my daughter like his own 2164 02:02:24,336 --> 02:02:27,919 Sometimes my wife tells my daughter 'he is your father' 2165 02:02:27,961 --> 02:02:29,877 Imagine how close their bond is 2166 02:02:30,794 --> 02:02:33,044 - You have a daughter - Just born 2167 02:02:34,503 --> 02:02:36,211 Smells like a gas leak from your stove? 2168 02:02:36,253 --> 02:02:37,253 'Yes, you're right' 2169 02:02:37,294 --> 02:02:39,169 Your nose is blocked Stove may explode 2170 02:02:39,211 --> 02:02:42,169 Better check, you are Dharmaraj's one and only wife 2171 02:03:46,294 --> 02:03:47,794 What are you doing? 2172 02:03:49,961 --> 02:03:50,961 Nothin- 2173 02:03:53,211 --> 02:03:55,044 - Don't call - Let's go 2174 02:03:56,710 --> 02:03:59,128 Don't call Nikitha, you go 2175 02:03:59,752 --> 02:04:00,877 - Hey! - No 2176 02:04:00,919 --> 02:04:02,169 I'm telling you, go 2177 02:04:02,211 --> 02:04:04,419 Please, madam Listen to our story 2178 02:04:04,461 --> 02:04:06,378 - Don't come near me - I'll fall at your feet 2179 02:04:06,461 --> 02:04:07,794 - Don't call anyone - No 2180 02:04:10,961 --> 02:04:12,211 Kindly let me speak 2181 02:04:12,961 --> 02:04:14,503 Listen...my dear! 2182 02:04:14,545 --> 02:04:15,752 Sir! 2183 02:04:15,836 --> 02:04:16,836 Look here 2184 02:04:18,128 --> 02:04:20,710 You can't use your phone here Orders from our boss 2185 02:04:20,752 --> 02:04:23,710 My wife is all alone at home Looks like she's in some trouble 2186 02:04:23,752 --> 02:04:26,128 - I must talk to her, give it! - No, sir, sorry 2187 02:04:26,128 --> 02:04:27,128 - I'll leave then - Sir 2188 02:04:27,169 --> 02:04:29,128 Our orders, sir You can't go outside 2189 02:04:29,169 --> 02:04:32,128 I haven't had a baby for 20 years 2190 02:04:32,128 --> 02:04:33,961 My wife has conceived now 2191 02:04:34,002 --> 02:04:37,545 If something untoward happens to her I will kill all of you, move aside 2192 02:04:37,669 --> 02:04:39,336 - Don't call - Hear us out 2193 02:04:39,461 --> 02:04:40,919 - Akka, listen - Give this 2194 02:04:41,002 --> 02:04:42,128 Keep it 2195 02:04:42,169 --> 02:04:43,752 Don't call anyone We are leaving 2196 02:04:43,794 --> 02:04:46,044 - Let's go - Wait, 1 minute 2197 02:04:46,086 --> 02:04:48,253 Akka, the other day you said 'believe in God' 2198 02:04:48,294 --> 02:04:50,086 'He will never let us down' 2199 02:04:50,128 --> 02:04:52,128 God gave me that Dhokra statuette, akka 2200 02:04:52,169 --> 02:04:54,002 My family is dependent on this 2201 02:04:54,044 --> 02:04:55,253 It belongs to me You know- 2202 02:04:55,294 --> 02:04:56,752 No, I don't know all that 2203 02:04:56,836 --> 02:04:58,919 You discuss his problem with him 2204 02:04:58,961 --> 02:05:00,961 - I don't know all that - I swear, 1 track mind! 2205 02:05:01,002 --> 02:05:02,128 I'll call him, wait 2206 02:05:02,211 --> 02:05:03,961 I told you we are leaving 2207 02:05:04,044 --> 02:05:06,128 - Let's go - Wait, da 2208 02:05:07,503 --> 02:05:10,545 Won't you narrate a bedtime story to your baby? 2209 02:05:10,627 --> 02:05:11,669 Tell your child then 2210 02:05:11,710 --> 02:05:15,044 16 years ago was a man Your father made him slip into coma 2211 02:05:15,086 --> 02:05:18,461 When he wanted to lead a normal life your father stole what was rightfully his 2212 02:05:18,503 --> 02:05:22,294 Tell your child 'Only then you were born God will protect you always' 2213 02:05:24,836 --> 02:05:26,128 - Banu - Listen, dear 2214 02:05:26,169 --> 02:05:28,336 Don't, we are leaving now 2215 02:05:29,253 --> 02:05:30,378 Banu...! 2216 02:05:34,503 --> 02:05:36,169 Banu...Banu! 2217 02:05:48,044 --> 02:05:49,128 Let's scoot 2218 02:05:49,211 --> 02:05:50,961 Where are you going? 2219 02:05:51,044 --> 02:05:53,627 - Can't leave her- - Only she knows we came 2220 02:05:53,669 --> 02:05:55,877 If she recovers Dharmaraj will dice us to bits 2221 02:05:55,919 --> 02:05:57,836 Listen to me Let's escape 2222 02:05:57,877 --> 02:05:59,169 ' Don't stand there' 2223 02:05:59,211 --> 02:06:00,378 'Come right now' 2224 02:06:05,752 --> 02:06:09,044 Admit me in hospital please 2225 02:06:12,002 --> 02:06:13,086 Watchman! 2226 02:06:13,627 --> 02:06:15,128 Can't reach anyone 2227 02:06:25,169 --> 02:06:27,294 Why are you stopping? Hurry up...let's go 2228 02:06:28,378 --> 02:06:31,211 Only thing we have left is humanitarian concern 2229 02:06:31,752 --> 02:06:33,627 Let us not kill that too 2230 02:06:36,253 --> 02:06:38,211 You are the father of 2 boys too 2231 02:06:49,419 --> 02:06:52,294 Those fancy cabs Call Ola or Uber, whatever 2232 02:06:52,378 --> 02:06:54,836 'Continuous downpour in Chennai for the past 3 days' 2233 02:06:54,877 --> 02:06:58,169 'Power outage, no ATM, mobile network or internet' 2234 02:07:01,002 --> 02:07:05,086 'At her age she won't have the strength to carry her baby full term' 2235 02:07:05,128 --> 02:07:06,919 'You must take utmost precautions' 2236 02:07:06,961 --> 02:07:08,169 'Reason I keep insisting' 2237 02:07:08,211 --> 02:07:11,294 She has no chance to conceive again 2238 02:07:11,378 --> 02:07:13,211 Can't get a cab in Uber or Ola 2239 02:07:13,253 --> 02:07:15,128 No signal at all Total network failure 2240 02:07:15,336 --> 02:07:16,545 What the hell- 2241 02:07:16,752 --> 02:07:17,836 Get lost! 2242 02:07:18,211 --> 02:07:20,044 Stop...anna 2243 02:07:21,211 --> 02:07:22,461 What, sir? 2244 02:07:23,877 --> 02:07:25,419 Take me to the hospital urgently 2245 02:07:25,461 --> 02:07:28,627 Heavy rain, sir Road is blocked over there 2246 02:07:28,669 --> 02:07:31,002 Knee deep water Auto can't ply in that area 2247 02:07:31,044 --> 02:07:32,877 Delivery case, bro 2248 02:07:33,253 --> 02:07:34,378 'Wait, akka' 2249 02:07:37,461 --> 02:07:39,211 I'll try my best Bring her, sir 2250 02:07:39,253 --> 02:07:40,294 Thanks, bro 2251 02:07:43,128 --> 02:07:44,836 - You go, I'll manage - Take care 2252 02:08:02,961 --> 02:08:05,794 Please bear the pain, madam We are almost there 2253 02:08:07,419 --> 02:08:10,503 - Sir, isn't she MLA's wife? - Yes, bro 2254 02:08:14,086 --> 02:08:16,336 Hey! Drive slowly 2255 02:08:30,545 --> 02:08:33,336 - What happened? - Auto is stuck, not starting 2256 02:08:36,669 --> 02:08:40,128 I can't bear the pain 2257 02:08:43,627 --> 02:08:48,128 'If someone cries in front of us or confides their worries' 2258 02:08:48,128 --> 02:08:50,211 '...they are not expecting us to solve it' 2259 02:08:50,253 --> 02:08:52,086 'Won't someone hold our hands and say' 2260 02:08:52,128 --> 02:08:54,461 'I'm there for you Don't be scared' 2261 02:08:54,503 --> 02:08:56,877 'These are the only words of comfort they expect' 2262 02:08:57,253 --> 02:08:59,128 Listen to me Look at me 2263 02:08:59,378 --> 02:09:00,836 I'm here for you 2264 02:09:02,378 --> 02:09:04,419 You'll be fine Trust me 2265 02:09:04,461 --> 02:09:06,086 I'll admit you in a hospital 2266 02:09:06,128 --> 02:09:12,253 "Tamil has taught us to be compassionate to humanity" 2267 02:09:20,919 --> 02:09:22,336 Come on...careful 2268 02:09:23,128 --> 02:09:24,253 Hold him 2269 02:09:56,545 --> 02:09:58,128 Watch your step 2270 02:10:05,419 --> 02:10:07,128 Boss, hand her over to us 2271 02:10:09,169 --> 02:10:11,294 She will be fine Don't worry, boss 2272 02:10:11,336 --> 02:10:12,545 I'm there for her 2273 02:10:12,627 --> 02:10:14,419 "Sole soul friend" 2274 02:10:14,503 --> 02:10:16,378 Let me take her to safety 2275 02:10:16,419 --> 02:10:23,128 "Buddy, comrade, cousin, best friend You and I will be 'we' till the very end" 2276 02:10:24,002 --> 02:10:29,669 "Friend, classmate, roommate, well-wisher" 2277 02:10:30,002 --> 02:10:35,169 "You and I will become 'we' forever" 2278 02:10:41,710 --> 02:10:47,877 "Thamizh has taught us to be compassionate to humanity" 2279 02:10:48,794 --> 02:10:54,752 "Enough of caste and religion splitting lives and love in every region" 2280 02:10:54,794 --> 02:10:58,419 "Humaneness is the only solution" 2281 02:11:00,710 --> 02:11:06,752 "Enough of losing lives in bloodshed Enough of ties broken in hatred" 2282 02:11:06,794 --> 02:11:08,669 "Love bonds widespread" 2283 02:11:08,710 --> 02:11:10,545 I'll manage, my house is nearby 2284 02:11:23,877 --> 02:11:29,919 "If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison" 2285 02:11:29,961 --> 02:11:35,086 "Even if the world loses faith in the sun" 2286 02:11:35,128 --> 02:11:43,086 "Co-worker, confidante, crony, companion" 2287 02:11:43,877 --> 02:11:48,669 "Dawn will light up the sky one day Night will vanish into his hideaway" 2288 02:11:48,710 --> 02:11:50,294 Brother, how much? 2289 02:11:51,128 --> 02:11:53,794 Then, now and always, no charge for pregnant women 2290 02:11:53,836 --> 02:11:54,961 See you 2291 02:11:55,836 --> 02:11:57,627 Brother, what's your name? 2292 02:11:58,002 --> 02:11:59,086 Joseph 2293 02:11:59,752 --> 02:12:05,627 "Enough of caste and religion splitting lives and love in every region" 2294 02:12:05,669 --> 02:12:09,794 "Humanitarianism is the only solution" 2295 02:12:16,961 --> 02:12:19,086 Bro...bro 2296 02:12:19,128 --> 02:12:20,503 - Calling me? - Yes, bro 2297 02:12:20,545 --> 02:12:21,627 What? 2298 02:12:21,669 --> 02:12:23,961 Your wife has been taken to Global hospital 2299 02:12:24,002 --> 02:12:25,378 Global Hospital? 2300 02:12:49,336 --> 02:12:55,211 "If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison" 2301 02:12:55,294 --> 02:13:00,919 "Even if the world loses faith in the sun" 2302 02:13:01,002 --> 02:13:06,461 "Buddy, close associate" 2303 02:13:06,752 --> 02:13:09,253 "Childhood friend, classmate" 2304 02:13:09,419 --> 02:13:15,128 "Dawn will light up the sky one day Night will vanish into his hideaway" 2305 02:13:15,128 --> 02:13:21,378 "Till that day dawns, dear people with love you'll serve and fulfill" 2306 02:13:21,419 --> 02:13:28,211 "Achieve and accomplish Relish and cherish" 2307 02:13:35,836 --> 02:13:38,169 Who brought you here, dear? 2308 02:13:45,128 --> 02:13:46,461 I don't know 2309 02:13:46,961 --> 02:13:48,752 I was screaming in pain 2310 02:13:50,253 --> 02:13:53,669 God sent me someone from the road 2311 02:13:54,086 --> 02:13:55,545 The pain was unbearable 2312 02:13:57,378 --> 02:13:59,378 He said, 'I'm there for you' 2313 02:13:59,419 --> 02:14:00,545 Nothing else 2314 02:14:03,253 --> 02:14:06,545 If he hadn't come at that moment I swear we would've lost our baby 2315 02:14:12,752 --> 02:14:15,128 Only God saved me 2316 02:14:15,752 --> 02:14:21,294 "If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison" 2317 02:14:21,710 --> 02:14:27,169 "Even if the world loses faith in the sun" 2318 02:14:27,545 --> 02:14:28,877 Keep the statuette safe- 2319 02:14:28,919 --> 02:14:30,253 You admitted the patient 2320 02:14:30,294 --> 02:14:32,419 You're walking away without paying the bill 2321 02:15:09,503 --> 02:15:11,669 Thank you very much 2322 02:15:23,419 --> 02:15:28,002 'Only humans haven't changed in this world just like my strong faith in my concept' 2323 02:15:28,836 --> 02:15:32,128 'Even if we have distanced ourselves due to many differences' 2324 02:15:32,128 --> 02:15:35,419 '...when it comes to a problem we join forces hand in hand' 2325 02:15:38,336 --> 02:15:41,836 'Caste, color, creed, religion play no part in this unity' 2326 02:15:42,545 --> 02:15:45,461 'But should we unite only when we face a problem?' 2327 02:15:46,086 --> 02:15:47,961 'We can always embrace solidarity' 2328 02:15:48,836 --> 02:15:52,961 'Humaneness is a value we should always ensure doesn't change' 2329 02:15:53,044 --> 02:15:57,294 "Buddy, best friend" 2330 02:15:59,253 --> 02:16:02,086 "Together till the very end" 2331 02:16:08,794 --> 02:16:12,169 subtitled by rekhs assisted by harini & sam 2332 02:16:12,419 --> 02:16:15,752 Looks like only my ancestral wealth will ensure I get out of my problems 2333 02:16:17,461 --> 02:16:19,710 I'm unable to stand on my own feet 2334 02:16:20,545 --> 02:16:23,169 That loan collector is not letting your sister eat 2335 02:16:23,294 --> 02:16:24,545 For 3 hours 2336 02:16:27,627 --> 02:16:29,545 - Ravi! - Bro, stop 2337 02:16:30,253 --> 02:16:32,710 - What? - You got something 2338 02:16:34,378 --> 02:16:35,919 - 'What is it?' - 5 lakhs?! 2339 02:16:36,044 --> 02:16:37,669 From your You Tube channel 2340 02:16:37,836 --> 02:16:39,961 All this money for just talking? 2341 02:16:40,002 --> 02:16:41,961 Mainly that emotional video Different league 2342 02:16:42,044 --> 02:16:44,044 - What emotional video? - Look here 2343 02:16:44,086 --> 02:16:45,752 'Because it is embedded here' 2344 02:16:45,794 --> 02:16:47,086 'For all of you it is here' 2345 02:16:47,128 --> 02:16:48,627 How did you take this? 2346 02:16:50,919 --> 02:16:53,627 'Comali' will give content at all odd hours, be alert 2347 02:16:53,669 --> 02:16:55,961 I'll wait like an eagle for content 2348 02:16:57,086 --> 02:16:58,378 Went viral unexpectedly 2349 02:16:58,419 --> 02:17:00,169 You have 2 million followers 2350 02:17:00,211 --> 02:17:02,545 Hereafter you are You Tube celebrity 2351 02:17:02,794 --> 02:17:04,503 Rock on, guru! 2352 02:17:05,503 --> 02:17:10,253 'The whole world seemed different seeing it after so many years' 2353 02:17:10,752 --> 02:17:12,961 'So that became my profession' 2354 02:17:13,128 --> 02:17:15,710 'I uploaded many videos I closed my loan also' 2355 02:17:15,752 --> 02:17:17,545 'To avail any loan come only to me' 2356 02:17:17,627 --> 02:17:18,794 Ready? 2357 02:17:20,669 --> 02:17:22,545 We are one happy family now! 2358 02:17:22,710 --> 02:17:24,919 "Am I the jester?" 2359 02:17:24,961 --> 02:17:29,503 "Only you are the joker who will end up as the sucker" 170986