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♪♪
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GRACIAS POR VENIR A ESTA FIESTA
DE QUINCE AÑOS, TODOS USTEDES.
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[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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...ANGELINA TRèSBECA!
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♪♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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AND NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL
FATHER-DAUGHTER WALTZ.
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♪♪
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I ONLY WISH YOUR MOTHER
WAS HERE FOR YOUR BIG DAY.
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WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?
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WHY ARE YOU
IN SUCH A BAD MOOD?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRACKING
THESE DIAMONDS
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FOR A MONTH AND A HALF,
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I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN A WEEK,
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AND I'VE GOT STUFF GOING ON
UNDER MY SKIRT
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THAT YOU DON'T EVEN
WANT TO KNOW ABOUT.
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[ CLUCKS ]
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WELL, IF YOU WERE $10 MILLION
IN SMUGGLED DIAMONDS
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AT A QUINCEAÑERA,
WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
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IF I FREAKIN' KNEW THAT,
DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE SPENT
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THREE FREAKIN' HOURS GETTING
INTO THIS FREAKIN' DRESS?
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AND NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL
HITTING OF THE PIÑATA.
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-THE PIÑATA!
-THE PIÑATA!
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POLICE BUSINESS.
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[ CROWD CHEERING ]
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NO DIAMONDS.
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DAMN IT!
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THEY'VE GOT TO BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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AND NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL
DESTROYING OF THE CAKE.
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AND NOW FOR THE TRADITIONAL
DESTROYING OF THE GIFTS.
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AND THE FLIPPING
OF THE TABLES.
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AND THE PUNCHING OF THE GUY.
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BAD NEWS, TRIBECA.
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TURNS OUT THE DIAMONDS
CROSSED THE BORDER TWO DAYS AGO.
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THIS WAS A BUM LEAD.
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[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
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YOU SAID "ESTA."
IT'S ACTUALLY "ESTOY."
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ OFFICER DAVE SCREAMING ]
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AH, GOD!
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I'M SORRY.
I SAID I WAS SORRY.
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IT STINGS!
IT REALLY STINGS!
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I'M NOT SURPRISED.
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IT'S TABASCO SAUCE.
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Atkins:
TRIBECA, GET THE HELL IN HERE!
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[ GROANS ]
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HERE,
BITE DOWN ON THAT.
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[ THUD ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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IT'S TENDER LIKE A BUNION,
BUT IT'S HARD LIKE A CORN.
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LET ME KNOW.
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SIT DOWN!
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I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
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Both: YOU'VE GOT SOME
EXPLAINING TO DO.
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WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE,
TRIBECA?
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I NEED TO GET MY CAR WASHED.
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FEB-RU-TOBER, IRISH CENTER,
THE BRONX.
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YOU NEED A BREAK,
TRIBECA.
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DO HAVE AND IDEA HOW MANY
VACATION DAYS YOU HAVE SAVED UP?
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I DON'T KNOW? 10? 11?
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TRY 12!
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THE JOB IS GETTING TO YOU,
TRIBECA.
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YOU'RE WOUND TOO TIGHT.
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I COULD KILL YOU
FOR SAYING THAT.
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TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
I WANT YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN.
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DON'T YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN BADGE AND GUN?I WANT YOURS.
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WHAT ABOUT THE GOLF PRO MURDER
THAT JUST CAME IN?
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IT BELONGS
TO TANNER AND GEILS.
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AND WHAT NEW SPIN
ARE YOU GONNA PUT
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ON A BLACK COP
AND A WHITE COP
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WORKING TOGETHER
FOR THE FIRST TIME?
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WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT!
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IF I'M NOT WORKING.
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GO OUT. MEET SOMEONE.
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
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GO ON A DATE.
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LOWER YOUR DEFENSES, TRIBECA.
I KNOW YOU'RE LONELY.
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
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Both: I'M FINE BY MYSELF.
I DON'T NEED A RELATIONSHIP.
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I'M DONE WITH DATING.
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FLIBBITY FLAXON!
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YOU --
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[ GROANS ]
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♪♪
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I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
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IT'S JUST THAT
I'M USED TO RIDING SHOTGUN.
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AND I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND,
SO AM I.
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LET'S PUT ON SOME MUSIC.
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TRIBECA NEVER LETS ME
LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
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Woman: THAT WAS "YANKEE DOODLE"
BY UNKNOWN
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HERE ON PUBLIC DOMAIN RADIO.
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COMING UP NEXT,
"SILVERY MOON" BY UNKNOWN.
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YOU LISTEN TO
PUBLIC DOMAIN RADIO?
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-YEAH.
-ME TOO!
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YEAH, I USED TO LISTEN TO IT
ALL THE TIME IN COLLEGE.
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YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?
I WENT TO COLLEGE!
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-WHERE'D YOU GO?
-STATE.
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[ GASPS ]
NO WAY! TECH!
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-OH, MY GOD.
-OH, MY GOD.
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♪♪
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♪ BY THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ OF THE SILVERY MOON ♪
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♪ NOT THE SUN,
BUT THE MOON ♪
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Both:
♪ I WANT TO SPOON ♪
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♪ SPOON, SPOON, SPOON ♪
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♪ TO MY HONEY,
I'LL CROON LOVE'S TUNE ♪
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HERE IT IS.
HOFFMAN, MAKE A RIGHT.
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HIDDEN VALLEY COUNTRY CLUB.
DIDN'T THIS USED TO BE A RANCH?
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THEY MOVED
TO THOUSAND ISLANDS.
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AH.
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HOFFMAN, SEE IF YOU CAN FIND
A PLACE TO PUT THE CAR.
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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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♪♪
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WHAT DO WE GOT HERE,
SCHOLLS?
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WE GOT A GOLF PRO,
A MR. RILEY HALE.
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APPEARS TO BE DEAD.
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HOW'D HE DIE?
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HIS BRAIN
AND HEART STOPPED.
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AFTER THAT
HE HAD NO CHANCE.
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INTERESTING.
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WHOEVER DID THIS
HIT HIM WITH A 5-IRON,
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GOT HIM PRETTY CLOSE TO DEATH
WITH A WEDGE,
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AND THEN FINISHED HIM OFF
WITH A TWO-PUTT.
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THAT'S HOW
I WOULD'VE PLAYED IT.
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LOOK AT THESE FOOTPRINTS
WALKING AWAY FROM THE BODY.
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WHOA.
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THOSE ARE REALLY SMALL.
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I'M THINKING THE KILLER
IS A WOMAN.
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GOOD POLICE WORK, TANNER.
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HEY, HEY! I'M JUST BUILDING
OFF YOUR FOOTPRINT THING.
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as SOON AS THE SAUSAGE-FEST
IS OVER,
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WE CAN GET BACK
TO SOME POLICE WORK.
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OH, THAT'S GONNA BE
A WHILE.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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OKAY, DAY OFF.
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DAY OFF.
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REGULAR PERSON.
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NOT A COP.
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THAT?
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I WASN'T PLANNING ON IT.
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I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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OH! AH!
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YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
YOU FILTHY MAGGOT.
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IT'S A FREE SAMPLE.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I KNEW THAT IT WAS A...
FRAAAAIY ZUMPLE.
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IT'S A FREE SAMPLE.
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I HAVE BEEN SHOPPING --
ONE TIME.
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SO I'M VERY FAMILIAR
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WITH THE CONCEPT
OF VRAEEYYY ZOOOMPLE.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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YES. [ CHUCKLES ]
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JUST...
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JUST ENJOYING MY...
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FROMIUM ZUMPUMPLE.
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[ TOOTHPICK SNAPS ]
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MMM. YUM.
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FRAY ZUMPLE.
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FINDING EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT?
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I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR SOME INDIVIDUAL SPAGHETTI,
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LIKE 10 OR 11 STRANDS.
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SO, YOU LIVE ALONE,
DO YOU?
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Both: WHAT, ARE YOU
SOME SORT OF PSYCHIC?
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WELL, YOU DO HAVE
AMERICAN CHEESE VERY SINGLES.
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FLYING SOLO,
AIRPLANE-STYLE FOOD FOR ONE.
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AND WE ALL DYE ALONE
HAIR DYE.
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GUILTY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
MY NAME'S VIC...DEAKINS.
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BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
VIC DEAKINS.
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ANGIE TRIBECA.
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HOW MANY CATS DO YOU HAVE?
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OH, WHAT,
JUST 'CAUSE I'M SINGLE,
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I'M SOME SORT OF CRAZY SPINSTER
WITH 1,000 CATS?
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NO, JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE EATING
CAT FOOD.
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I THOUGHT
THAT WAS THE MASCOT.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I DON'T SHOP MUCH.
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I'M USUALLY EATING
AT THE PRECINCT.
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YOU'RE A POLICE OFFICER?
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NO, I'M A DETECTIVE.
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COOL!
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MY BROTHER'S IN JAIL --
FOR LIFE.
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OH, THAT'S SUCH
A CRAZY COINCIDENCE.
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YEAH.
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-SO YOU WORK HERE?
-YEAH.
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I'M THE MANAGER OF
PAPER ON ROLLS DEPARTMENT HERE.
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OH.
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I USED TO HAVE
HIGH-POWERED FINANCE JOB,
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BUT I DIDN'T LIKE
WHAT IT WAS DOING TO ME.
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IT WAS MAKING ME CYNICAL,
I WAS SNAPPING AT PEOPLE --
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JESUS, VIC DEAKINS,
FINISH YOUR STORY!
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SORRY.
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I JUST -- I HAVEN'T HAD
A DAY OFF IN A WHILE.
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I GET IT.
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I USED TO BE YOU.
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YOU KNOW,
I KIND OF LIKE YOU, ANGIE.
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I KIND OF LIKE...
THESE CUPS.
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HEY, I JUST MET YOU,
AND THIS IS CRAZY,
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BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER.
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SO CALL ME.
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MAYBE.
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JUST GONNA GRAB THIS
FOR LATER.
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IT'S A GOOD CHOICE, ANGIE.
GOOD VALUE.
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AND THEY'RE ON SALE.
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♪♪
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THANK YOU.
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HURRY UP!
GET THE DRAWER!
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NOT A COP TODAY.
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NOT A COP.
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SORRY WE'RE LATE,
DR. SCHOLLS.
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HOFFMAN DISAPPEARED
WITH THE CAR.
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[ ENGINE REVVING,
TIRES SCREECHING ]
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DID THE GOLF PRO'S BODY
GIVE US ANY CLUES?
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THERE'S SOMETHING UNUSUAL
ABOUT HIS BALLS.
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HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
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LOOK LIKE
ORDINARY BALLS TO ME.
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TYPICAL WHITE BALLS.
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WHAT ARE THOSE
LITTLE LETTERS?
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THEY'RE MONOGRAMS.
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S.S.
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OH, NO, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM
UPSIDE DOWN.
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OH, SORRY.
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S.S.
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EXACTLY.
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NOW, GOING ON THE THEORY
THAT THE KILLER IS A WOMAN,
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I LOOKED INTO
THE MEMBERSHIP ROSTER
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AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WOMAN AT
THE CLUB WITH THOSE INITIALS --
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SAMANTHA STEPHENS.
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TURNS OUT SHE USED TO TAKE
LESSONS FROM THE DEAD GOLF PRO.
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WHY WOULD SHE TAKE LESSONS
FROM A DEAD GOLF PRO?WE'RE STILL LOOKING INTO IT.
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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP US
FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED?
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OH, NO, I'M AFRAID NOT.
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BUT I KNOW WHO CAN.
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OH, GOOD.
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BUT HE LIVES
IN AUSTRALIA.
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OH, TOO BAD.
238
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,005
NINE MONTHS
OUT OF THE YEAR.
239
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,703
-HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW.
-PERFECT.
240
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:23,231
SCOTT, WILL YOU SEE IF DR. HOOK
IS AVAILABLE TO JOIN US?
241
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,102
THANK YOU.
242
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,887
HE'S JUST BRUSHING
HIS TEETH.
243
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,019
NOW, DR. TEMPLETON HOOK
IS THE LEADING
244
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,413
CRIME RE-CREATION SPECIALIST
IN THE WORLD.
245
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,937
HE SPENT SEVEN YEARS
AT INTERPOL, TWO AT THE C.I.A.,
246
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,330
AND WAS A VISITING LECTURER
247
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,288
IN THE CRIMINOLOGY DEPARTMENT
AT HARVARD.
248
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,333
[ DOOR OPENS ]
249
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,814
[ GRUNTING ]
250
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:41,989
HE'S AN ECCENTRIC GENIUS.
251
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,382
DR. HOOK,
CAN YOU PLEASE SHOW US
252
00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,255
EXACTLY HOW THE GOLF PRO MURDER
OCCURRED?
253
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:49,474
WATCH A MASTER AT WORK.
254
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:53,391
OKAY, FIRST,
THE PERP TOOK A SIP OF TEA.
255
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,742
-PBHT!
-AND THEN HE BLEW RASPBERRIES.
256
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,787
THEN HE PICK-POCKETED
THE VICTIM.
257
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,702
AND THEN HE POKED HIM.
HE POKED HIM REPEATEDLY.
258
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,312
THEN HE RIPPED
HIS HAIR OFF.
259
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,706
I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED THAT
IN THE AUTOPSY.
260
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,188
AND THEN HE STOLE
HIS GLASSES.
261
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,146
I DON'T KNOW HOW ACCURATE HE IS,
BUT HE'S ADORABLE.
262
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,106
OH, NO, THIS IS SCIENTIFIC
GENIUS AT ITS BEST.
263
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,498
IS HE DRINKING URINE?
264
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,630
HE SURE IS.
265
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:22,290
♪♪
266
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,386
Atkins: GO OUT.
MEET SOMEONE.
267
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:24,091
HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
GO ON A DATE.
268
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,354
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LONELY.
269
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,225
LONELY... LONELY...
270
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,357
I HEARD YOU!
271
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,837
OKAY, OKAY.
272
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,752
THANKS FOR LETTING ME
USE YOUR BATHROOM.
273
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,492
I DIDN'T THINK
I COULD MAKE IT HOME.
274
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,630
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
275
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,721
HEY, IT'S ANGIE TRIBECA.
276
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,419
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER
WITH ME?
277
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,030
[ DOOR OPENS ]
278
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,814
NO! CALL THE GUY!
279
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,815
FINE!
280
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,382
[ PHONE BEEPS, DOOR CLOSES ]
281
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,515
♪♪
282
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,216
-EXCUSE ME, MRS. STEPHENS?
-YEAH?
283
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,394
WE'RE DETECTIVES GEILS
AND TANNER FROM THE L.A.P.D.
284
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,874
WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
FOR YOU.
285
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:13,357
I'M SORRY, COME AGAIN?
286
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,533
STILL NOT GETTING IT.
287
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,711
AH, MIMOSA.
YES, WE'LL TAKE TWO, PLEASE.
288
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,365
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU WERE AWARE OF THIS,
289
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,193
BUT RILEY HALE
WAS FOUND DEAD THIS MORNING.
290
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,415
YOU'RE CLEARLY
AND VISIBLY UPSET.
291
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,416
WERE YOU CLOSE?
292
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,246
THAT EXPLAINS
HER COY SMILE.
293
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,469
SO, HE BROKE IT OFF.
DID THAT MAKE YOU
MAD ENOUGH TO KILL?
294
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,909
BECAUSE HE WAS FOUND DEAD
WITH YOUR BALLS IN HIS HAND.
295
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,129
THEN WHO'S S.S.?
296
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,441
SO, YOU NEVER PLAYED
WITH YOUR HUSBAND'S BALLS?
297
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,748
MA'AM,
I'M GOING TO NEED YOU
298
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,576
TO STOP
YOUR UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER.
299
00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,882
THIS IS SERIOUS.
300
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,318
NOW, WHERE WE CAN FIND
YOUR HUSBAND?
301
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,629
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
302
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,817
SO, WE GOT STEPHENS' BALLS
AT THE CRIME SCENE.
303
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,036
WE GOT MOTIVE --
304
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,776
THE GUY WAS SLEEPING
WITH HIS WIFE.
305
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:27,779
THE ONE THING I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
IS THE SMALL FOOTPRINTS.
306
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:29,346
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
EXCUSE ME.
307
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,478
THERE'S A DRESS CODE.
308
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,136
WHICH ONE'S STEPHENS?
309
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,142
ERIC STEPHENS?
L.A.P.D.
310
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,709
OH, PLEASE,
CALL ME SHORT-GAME.
311
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,015
AND YOU ARE...?
312
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,104
YES, WE ARE.
313
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:51,238
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE DEATH
OF RILEY HALE, THE GOLF PRO?
314
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,675
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT RILEY THOMAS HALE.
315
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,199
1960-2015.
PROTESTANT.
316
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,506
FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS HALES.DO YOU KNOW
THAT TWO OF YOUR GOLF BALLS
317
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:00,029
WERE FOUND IN HIS HAND?
318
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,249
THAT'S WHERE THOSE WENT!
IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY.
319
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:05,339
UH...I MEAN, NO.
320
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,688
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
321
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,908
I THINK HALE WAS SLEEPING
WITH YOUR WIFE
322
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,822
SO YOU HIRED A WOMAN
TO KILL HIM.
323
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,173
YOU CAN'T PIN THAT ON ME!
324
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,698
NOW, GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
325
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,569
I HAVE A TEE TIME.
326
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,489
MR. STEPHENS,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
327
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,535
FOR THE MURDER
OF RILEY HALE.
328
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,451
♪♪
329
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,850
THERE HE HIS!
POLICE BUSINESS!
330
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,940
[ GRUNTS ]
331
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,379
STEPHENS,
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
332
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,732
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
333
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,038
THERE IS A FOURSOME
AHEAD OF YOU.
334
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,301
WE GOT TO CATCH
THAT GUY!
335
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,042
I WILL LET YOU IN
RIGHT AFTER THESE LADIES.
336
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,087
AH.
337
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:02,657
OOH.
TAKE ANOTHER ONE, SWEETHEART.
338
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,267
WE'RE NOT IN A RUSH.
339
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,054
Vic: THANK YOU FOR GOING
TO ALL THE TROUBLE.
340
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,664
THAT WAS DELICIOUS.
341
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,926
IT'S NOTHING.
342
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,711
THE MILK
WAS GONNA GO BAD ANYWAY.
343
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,409
JUST MADE IT PERFECT.
344
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,283
DO YOU MIND
IF WE LISTEN TO THE RADIO?
345
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,415
I THINK I'D LOVE THAT.
346
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,725
Woman: ALL AVAILABLE UNITS,
BANK ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.
347
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,292
SUSPECT ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
348
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,729
Atkins: TRIBECA,
THIS IS LIEUTENANT ATKINS.
349
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,601
I TOLD YOU,
NO POLICE BUSINESS.
350
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,037
NOW GET BACK TO YOUR DATE!
351
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,039
AND THAT'S AN ORDER.
352
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,910
THANKS FOR LETTING ME
USE YOUR SHOWER.
353
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,695
I DIDN'T THINK
I COULD MAKE IT HOME.
354
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,653
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
355
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:43,741
YOU SEEM DISTRACTED.
356
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,916
AAH! YOU'RE STILL HERE!
357
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:45,917
SORRY.
358
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,180
[ SIGHS ]
359
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,226
I'M JUST THINKING
ABOUT WORK.
360
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:52,707
WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT YOU'RE MARRIED TO YOUR JOB.
361
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:56,493
YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM.
362
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,931
AND I WANT TO HAVE KIDS WITH IT
AND GROW OLD WITH IT.
363
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:03,239
AND WHEN IT'S TOO OLD
TO REMEMBER WHO I AM ANYMORE,
364
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,980
I WANT TO READ IT STORIES,
365
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,982
AND THEN I WANT TO BE BURIED
NEXT TO IT
366
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,463
UNDER THE OLD APPLE TREE
IN FRONT OF THE PRECINCT.
367
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:12,944
WELL, WHEN YOU AND YOUR JOB
DECIDE TO PART WAYS,
368
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,382
PROMISE
YOU'LL LET ME KNOW, HUH?
369
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,862
I'LL DO THAT, VIC DEAKINS.
370
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:21,431
HECK, WHO AM I TO TALK.
IT SEEMS I'M MARRIED, TOO.
371
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,913
TO YOUR JOB?TO MY WIFE, APRIL.
SHE THINKS I'M BOWLING.
372
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,741
-YOU SHOULD GO.
-I SHOULD.
373
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:29,744
BOWLING IS EXERCISE,
AND WHEN YOU FORM LEAGUES --
374
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:30,919
SERIOUSLY,
GET THE HELL OUT.
375
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,966
I GOT TO GO IN A SECOND.
376
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,709
BUT THE GOOD THING IS...
377
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,016
I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU.
378
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,366
SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING?
379
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,586
I HOPE NOT.
380
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,072
♪♪
381
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,338
EXCUSE ME, LADIES,
DO YOU MIND IF WE PLAY THROUGH?
382
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,166
WE'RE TRYING TO CATCH A KILLER
WHO'S TWO HOLES AHEAD.
383
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,385
Shh!
384
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,609
I'LL GET IT, ETHEL.
385
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,229
SO, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
ARE WE PARTNERS OR WHAT?
386
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,362
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PUT A LABEL
ON EVERYTHING?
387
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,667
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE FUN?
388
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:26,279
I MEAN,
DON'T YOU FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY
389
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,585
BEING WITH ME
INSTEAD OF TRIBECA?
390
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,413
I MEAN,
OBVIOUSLY I MISS HER.
391
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,242
BUT MAYBE WE WEREN'T MEANT
TO HAVE JUST ONE PARTNER.
392
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,505
IN FRANCE,
COPS HAVE ALL KINDS OF PARTNERS
393
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,985
AND NO ONE THINKS TWICE.
394
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:41,207
HOW ABOUT WE DO THIS
UNTIL IT STOPS BEING FUN?
395
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,470
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL STOP OVERTHINKING IT.
396
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,647
WE'RE JUST TWO COPS PLAYING GOLF
TRYING TO CATCH A KILLER.
397
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:47,735
YEAH.
398
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:48,953
YOU'RE UP, PARTNER.
399
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,086
[ CHUCKLES ]
SORRY, JUST KIDDING.
400
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,522
UNLESS THAT FELT RIGHT.
401
00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:55,046
FOUND IT!
402
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,660
♪♪
403
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,447
YOU SEE HIM?
404
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:05,753
HE'S ON THE GREEN.
405
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,408
IF HE MAKES THIS PUTT,
WE'LL NEVER GET HIM.
406
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:09,670
LET'S HIT INTO HIM.
407
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,062
THAT'S FROWNED UPON.
408
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,501
WE'RE GONNA NEED
A MIRACLE.
409
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,763
[ DOG BARKS ]
410
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:19,288
NO MIRACLE --
OFFICER DAVID HOFFMAN!
411
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,075
GO. GO TO HIM.
412
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,690
HOFFMAN,
I LOVE YOU BUDDY!
413
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,214
♪♪
414
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:36,000
♪ BY THE LIGHT ♪
415
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,829
♪ OF THE SILVERY MOON ♪
416
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:45,662
♪ I WANT TO SPOON ♪
417
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:52,321
♪ TO MY HONEY,
I'LL CROON LOVE'S TUNE ♪
418
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:57,152
[ LAUGHS ]
I MISSED YOU, TOO, PARTNER.
419
00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:00,373
♪♪
420
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,914
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
421
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,611
TRIBECA.
422
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,223
HEY, IT'S ME. JUST CALLING
TO SEE HOW YOUR DAY OFF WAS.
423
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,094
NOT TOO BAD.
IT WAS PRETTY RELAXING.
424
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,617
HOPE YOU DIDN'T MISS ME
TOO MUCH.
425
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:28,879
NOPE.
426
00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,490
I HEAR IT IN YOUR VOICE.
427
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,275
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, PARTNER.
428
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,668
OKAY, PARTNER.
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