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FaceTime with British Models 24/7
www.saucytime.com
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Who wants popcorn...
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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To string and put
on the Christmas tree?
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- Oh.
- Ah, damn it.
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Mom, I made an ornament
at Sunday school.
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Oh, it's so...
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sticky.
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The Popsicle juice
represents Jesus's blood.
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That would look so pretty
on the back of the tree.
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Do not put on tree.
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May occasionally do this:
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Beep! Beep!
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Beep!
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Ooh, look! An old Santa hat.
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You know who would love to wear this?
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No one.
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The dog!
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Quick! Lisa, take a picture.
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I don't think he wants
to take a picture.
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Dogs... love...
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people clothes.
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Did you get a good picture?
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I don't think so.
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He's afraid of it.
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No, he's not.
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Darn, we wasted three digital photos.
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Ugh. Well, suit yourself, spoilsport.
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You're out of the card!
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Don't worry, he's not out of the card.
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- Can we be out of the card?
- Everyone's in the card!
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Okay, but not like last year.
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Ay, caramba!
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♪ Ah, jingle bell, jingle bell ♪
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♪ Jingle bell rock, oh ♪
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♪ Jingle bell rock
and jingle bell rock ♪
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♪ A-rockin' and rockin' ♪
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♪ And words of the song ♪
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♪ Looks like I parked on the lawn ♪
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♪ Oh, giddyap, giddyap ♪
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♪ Giddyap, let's go ♪
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♪ There's mistletoe ♪
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♪ There's kissin' to do ♪
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♪ And lots to kiss. ♪
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Marge, you're never
gonna guess what I got you.
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D'oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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It ate my shorts!
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Oh, now that it's happened,
it's not so funny.
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Homie, we have to talk
about the difference
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between gifts
and household supplies. Hmm?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my God!
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What's all the fu...
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What the... That dog
better have a good explanation!
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Um... I did it.
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Hit me with the newspaper.
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You know I get my news online.
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Guys...
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what is Santa's Little Helper doing?
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I think something is
very wrong with him.
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I think maybe we should take
him to a dog psychologist.
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Dog psychologist, eh?
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Get off the couch. Get off.
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Get off!
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Dad, I know what you're thinking.
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It's not that.
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Elaine Wolff is giving a
free lecture tomorrow night.
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She's a legend.
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Oh, not tomorrow.
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Tomorrow's UFC fight 243.
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Why do you care so much
about one stupid fight?
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'Cause he paid 60 bucks to watch it.
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60 bucks to watch a fight?
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Actually, 70. I got it in HD.
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We don't even have an HDTV.
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I wanted the pay-per-view operator
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to think I was a big shot.
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He's staring at that smudge...
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smudge... smudge.
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What's wrong with that dog...
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dog... dog?
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I need my pill...
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pill... pill!
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That's three pills!
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I love playing Candy Crush.
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Dad, I need to tell you something,
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but I've come to the sad conclusion
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that you have difficulty
hearing the female voice.
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Aw, I love you, too, honey.
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Therefore, I have deputized Bart
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to speak for me.
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How you doin'?
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"Father, I believe
you're an honorable man."
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Really?
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Okay.
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"In times of peril, you, um...
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even... event..."
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"Eventually."
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"eventually do the right thing,
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"but Santa's Little Helper is in crisis,
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and 'eventually' may be too late."
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Aw. Well said, boy.
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And, Lisa, for writing it,
you win my highest honor,
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a hearty Homer hug. Mm.
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Aw...
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Now we party.
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Ew! Why do you eat candy that way?
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- I already brushed my teeth.
- Oh.
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_
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Good evening.
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"The more I spend time with dogs,
the more I realize
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that I entirely prefer them to people."
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No, no, I'm serious.
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I really despise you.
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Despise us?
I... Hey, as the owner of a dog,
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a tiger and a dolphin,
I am highly offended.
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Highly!
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Okay, first of all,
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I hate that you call yourselves
"owners."
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You own living beings?
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Nice.
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Uh, hello?
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Clayton, I can't talk right now.
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I've left her.
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I have left my wife.
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What? Really?
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You and I have loved each
other since primary school.
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She knew that,
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so I think she was relieved.
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Oh, Clay.
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I'd stopped allowing myself to hope.
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But, uh... I think
I got to call you right back.
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No, no! Stay on the call.
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We're invested.
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I have to go. I'm giving a lecture.
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Wait! Wait!
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We're getting married, right?
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Yeah, sure, sure, yeah, whatever.
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Wait!
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Oh. Yes.
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You don't deserve dogs!
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They sniff out your diseases
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and comfort you when you ride planes.
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And I constantly hear:
"How do I get my dog to listen?"
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- Choke him till he taps out!
- Oh, good God!
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Always what can your dog do for you.
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Never once has somebody asked:
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"What is my dog trying to say?"
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Bad! Bad!
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All of you, bad!
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This was the worst extension
class I ever took. My God.
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It was even worse than flower arranging.
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I mean, who can say where
baby's breath should go?
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Huh. Not I. Tell you that much.
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Uh, ma'am...
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Down.
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It's okay. We're friendly.
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Ma'am, I know you were once
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a young, inquisitive girl like me.
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Mm, not like you, no.
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I knew when to keep quiet.
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Please. My dog is having a breakdown.
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So if these tears mean nothing to you...
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help our dog, or let's do this!
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Hold my pearls!
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Look, I'm sorry,
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I just can't d...
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Oh, my.
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You poor boy.
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You've got a story to tell.
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Could you teach us to do what you do?
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To see the world through his eyes?
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Oh, not through his eyes.
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That's the point.
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A dog's dominant sense is smell.
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He sees the world with his nose,
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and his nose sees so
much more than our eyes.
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For instance, we see a lamppost.
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Your dog sees everyone
who's ever been here.
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Hmm. He really likes you.
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He adores me. Knows I can help him.
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Wants me to love him back.
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But I can't.
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A woman can only scoop so much poop.
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Stay.
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Good stay.
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Mm...
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Come on, get to the part that helps us.
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I'm trying. In the acknowledgements,
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she thanks all 101 dalmatians!
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Well, at least
I can wash this filthy hat.
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Ow!
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Bad dog! Very bad dog!
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Crap dog!
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Lisa, quick! Get the first aid kit!
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But we don't have a first aid kit.
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- Look under the tree.
- Oh.
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Well, if he's staying outside,
I'm staying outside.
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You are not staying outside!
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You are not the boss here!
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Well, I am,
and he paid me to tell you what to do.
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This boy is sleeping outside.
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Yes, sir.
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- What are we going to do?
- Aw, no problem, sweetie.
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There are a lot of
dog doctors out there.
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Hey. Hello.
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Oh, look at this handsome guy.
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What's up with you, fella?
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Um, he bit my mom.
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Oh, I see.
Well, we've had a cancellation,
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so if you like,
we can just put him down right now.
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- What?!
- No!
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I-I don't think that's necessary.
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Oh, no, I'm afraid
once a biter always a biter.
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Unless you, like,
train 'em or something,
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but that's... that's crazy hard.
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Would you like a minute to say goodbye?
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No way. We're leaving.
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And I don't even want to look at you.
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Hmm. I feel like the Pixar logo.
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D'oh!
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What are we going to do with the dog?
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I guess he's just gonna
have to stay in the doghouse
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I built for him.
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D'oh!
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Hey-a, kids.
The vet reported your dog as a biter,
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so I'm supposed to wait until
animal control gets here
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to take him away.
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- What?
- So, uh, well, while we wait,
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uh, you want to play Simon Says?
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Simon says don't kill our dog.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm Simon.
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You're-you're not Simon.
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Dad! They're coming for our dog!
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I won't let you, you...
you big blue balloon.
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Ooh, I like the image.
Hey, imagine me in a parade, huh?
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, darn it.
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You call them and tell them
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we are not letting you take our dog.
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I can't cancel.
They're already on the app.
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It says they're six minutes away. See?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, they missed a turn.
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Oh, now they're doing a U-ey.
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Geez, hope this guy euthanizes
better than he drives.
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Dad, quick, take our dog
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and drive as far and fast as you can.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, God, it's too late.
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Dr. Wolff?
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Look, I need to tell you this one thing.
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Something I saw in your dog's eyes.
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He's at breaking point,
and unless he has
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some kind of catharsis,
something terrible could happen.
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He bit my mom.
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It is gratifying to be right.
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Oh, how awful.
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Animal control is coming
to get him right now.
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You can't stop them.
They got sticks with wire loops.
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Kids, pack his things.
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And I'll need this.
This dog is coming with me.
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Well, I am not leaving here
empty-handed.
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- Make me a sandwich.
- No.
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00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,555
Okay, all right.
268
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,623
Being a police chief really sucks.
269
00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:32,363
Here you go.
270
00:12:34,598 --> 00:12:36,565
Listen, I packed you some biscuits.
271
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,268
And even though I deplore
the killing of all animals,
272
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:43,305
when you come to the salami,
it's from me.
273
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:47,542
Now who will chase squirrels with me?
274
00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:54,516
You better get going.
275
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,718
Wait. I'm not an emotional guy, but...
276
00:13:00,324 --> 00:13:01,456
Mwah.
277
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:05,729
Get a doghouse, you two.
278
00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,437
_
279
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:17,245
Here. Have some Snausage
water as you watch this video.
280
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,214
Here at the Institute,
there are no bad dogs.
281
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,216
In answer to the age-old question,
282
00:13:22,252 --> 00:13:26,054
"Who's a good dog?" You are. You are.
283
00:13:26,089 --> 00:13:28,256
Relax in our pile of wet dead leaves
284
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,225
or enjoy fine dining at
The Dropped Porkchop.
285
00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:34,495
And here's our guarantee to you:
no fireworks.
286
00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:37,231
We'll have you feeling
better in no time.
287
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,101
Well, uh, there's nothing
physically wrong with you,
288
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:43,204
but to establish trust,
I'll sleep in your den tonight.
289
00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:50,158
Well, a little bit of, uh,
reading before bed?
290
00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:01,322
"Dog having nightmare,
291
00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:05,059
perhaps about the root of it all."
292
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,192
Oh, you poor thing.
293
00:14:38,228 --> 00:14:41,195
Have some Lambien. It'll help you sleep.
294
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:50,505
Dad, am I gonna get my dog back?
295
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,407
Of course.
296
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,459
But just in case,
I know this isn't the kind of thing
297
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:59,380
a father says to his son,
but let's pray.
298
00:14:59,416 --> 00:15:03,251
Almighty patron saint of dogs,
Saint Bernard...
299
00:15:03,286 --> 00:15:06,354
- Oh, can I join in?
- Sure.
300
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,120
- I'll pray, too.
- Wow.
301
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,259
Losing our dog, possibly forever,
302
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,027
has really brought us together.
303
00:15:13,063 --> 00:15:14,328
No!
304
00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:16,264
Sorry, sorry. Back to the prayer.
305
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,466
Okay, now I need to see
what set you off.
306
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:23,137
How do you feel about Marge?
307
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,486
She is comfort. Hmm.
308
00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:41,389
- So, what happened?
- Elaine?
309
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:42,823
Hello?
310
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,427
The car is here. Tuscany awaits.
311
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,828
Oh, Clay.
312
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,764
Ugh, I should have called.
313
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,767
Darling, I've done something impulsive.
314
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:56,404
You know how Mother always
wanted you to wear her ring,
315
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:59,507
but she died at a time
when we had no hope.
316
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,743
And in my heartache,
I let them bury her with it.
317
00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:07,581
So I dug her up and,
uh, will you marry me?
318
00:16:07,617 --> 00:16:09,650
I know "exhumed"
319
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:13,554
isn't usually the most
romantic word, but...
320
00:16:13,589 --> 00:16:17,425
Oh, Clay. I can't marry you now.
321
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,560
But I can meet you in
Tuscany in a few weeks.
322
00:16:19,595 --> 00:16:20,761
I might not be there.
323
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:24,331
I can't compete with a wagging tail.
324
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,399
Goodbye, Clay.
325
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:28,702
I want you to know I'm already over you.
326
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,339
Oh, no, no, not your fault.
327
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,475
Human nonsense. Let's get back to work.
328
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,616
Today, I want you
to interact with the pack.
329
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:45,553
Mingle. Sniff a butt you don't know.
330
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:56,530
Okay, interesting.
331
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:58,365
Let's explore that.
332
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:09,410
You buried this here. Why?
333
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:12,346
Is this the key that
unlocks your psyche?
334
00:17:12,381 --> 00:17:14,348
Bark once for "yes," bark twice
335
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,583
for "that's too simplistic a
view of canine psychology."
336
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:21,622
Oh, hi. Is that our dog?
337
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:25,559
Or one that looks
just like it to fool the kids?
338
00:17:26,124 --> 00:17:28,401
You're back! Aw.
339
00:17:28,436 --> 00:17:30,364
Where did this come from?
340
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:33,534
Uh, I would have to say the North Pole?
341
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:35,520
Wait, Dad?
That was the hat I was wearing
342
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,556
the night we got Santa's Little Helper,
remember?
343
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:39,702
- Go! Go! Come on, boy!
- Go, Santa's Little Helper!
344
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,559
- Run! Run!
- Come on! Get that rabbit!
345
00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,862
Dog of War coming
up fast on the outside...
346
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,732
Aw, can we keep him, Dad? Please?
347
00:17:46,747 --> 00:17:49,734
But he's a loser. He's pathetic.
348
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,736
He's...
349
00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:54,072
a Simpson.
350
00:17:54,131 --> 00:17:56,741
Santa's Little Helper was a racing dog?
351
00:17:57,328 --> 00:17:59,644
Not much of one. Even I could beat him.
352
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,346
Oh, it's all clear now.
353
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,281
Your dog has PTSD.
354
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,594
And he has to confront his abuser,
355
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,651
and he's gonna do it right now.
356
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,388
Actually, we're in the middle
of a holiday brunch, so...
357
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,357
But I-I'm with you.
358
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,758
Uh, goodbye, everybody.
359
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,529
So, how many balls are we
allowed of croquembouche?
360
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,332
Let's see if they have HBO GO.
361
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,734
I've wanted to watch Euphoria,
362
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,470
but I'm embarrassed to have
it in my viewing history.
363
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:28,135
_
364
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,511
Les Moore? Greyhound trainer?
365
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,347
- Yeah, that's me.
- Dog abuser!
366
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,750
Can I offer you a drink
to throw in my face?
367
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,752
- Yeah, I'd like that.
- Yes, I bet you would.
368
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,754
I was being sarcastic, naturally.
369
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,424
Not all trainers are monsters.
370
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,561
Yeah, I remember this mutt.
Uh, Santa's Little Helper.
371
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,563
Yeah! Hey, what'd you rename him?
372
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,332
- We didn't.
- Boy, are you lazy.
373
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,734
He was born to one of the
fastest in the business,
374
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,336
She Biscuit.
375
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,338
Oh, he was her favorite.
376
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,440
And boy, did he love her.
377
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,409
That's how we learned how fast he was.
378
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,378
So naturally,
we took him from his mother forever.
379
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,581
Did you just slap me again?
380
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,516
- That was me.
- You cut the line.
381
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,518
- I want to slap.
- Ow.
382
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,619
Ow. Ow.
383
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,621
- Here, Maggie.
- Ow.
384
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,690
There. Now we've all had a turn.
385
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,332
Not quite.
386
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,627
Ow! Okay, I get it.
387
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:26,497
Boy, suddenly, the guy
who tortures dogs is the bad guy.
388
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,602
Now what does he want?
389
00:19:34,462 --> 00:19:35,740
Son of a gun.
390
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,375
Where's he going?
391
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,443
Uh...
392
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,345
To his, uh, to his mother.
393
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,481
Oh, I love happy endings.
394
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:04,369
♪ Memories ♪
395
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:08,606
♪ Light the corners of my mind... ♪
396
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,100
He'll be all right now.
397
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,444
Thank you so much.
398
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,446
Oh, you're welcome.
399
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:17,582
I better be getting home.
400
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,633
I've got 20 dogs to walk.
401
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,521
I could, uh, use some help.
402
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:27,363
Fine.
403
00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:34,989
It's so great everyone in this
family worked out their issues.
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