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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Morning. Morning.
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Sorry for your loss. Cheers.
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Do you mind signing this, please?
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There you go. Thank you.
All right, see ya. Ta-ra.
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Welcome home, Norma.
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You're still getting post, look.
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I'll say goodbye
to all my sorrows
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And by tomorrow...
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RUBY: The stuff on the left in the
binbags is for the charity shop,
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and the stuff on the
right is for the skip.
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The shampoos, make-up, perfumes.
All right.
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When it comes to death, I reckon
the Egyptians got it right.
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What was the name of that little
sort of king fella? Tutankhamun.
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Yeah. You know, when he died,
there was none of this
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fannying about. No-one was going
through his stuff saying,
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you know, keep that but
take that to the charity shop.
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They just buried the lot with him.
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Shame they can't do the same
with cremations, innit?
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Could've just stuck this lot,
and Norma, in the furnace.
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Job done.
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Ooh! Should you be doing that
in front of Norma?
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Just giving her one last chance to
see it all, before I get rid of it.
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Have you booked her a flight?
I went into the solicitors.
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He said I don't have to
bother with all that stuff,
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the ashes in New York and that.
It's not legally binding.
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What, and you'd be happy
with that, would you?
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Knowing it's the last thing she
ever wanted. It's mental, though.
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Have you seen the amount of
places she wants to be scattered?
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Gonna be dotted about more
locations than Starbucks!
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It's not that bad! It's
only three different spots.
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But still, it's still
three different places.
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Don't you think it's a bit weird?
You don't do that
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when you get buried, do you?
You can't start requesting
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that your head gets buried
on one side of town
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and your feet on another.
You're put in one hole!
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Why is it any different with ashes?
Well, if you won't do it for Norma,
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then I will.
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I just was saying it's daft.
I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
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But you went to the solicitors
to ask the question.
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I'll do it.
(LAUGHS) I don't trust you!
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I'm Zizi. Oh, Ruby.
Nice to meet you!
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Be honest. You're glad
she tagged along, aren't you?
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Been thinking about it.
I reckon I'm too old for her.
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You're always coming up
with excuses, aren't you?
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You don't even know how old she is!
I'll tell you now, she's under 30.
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It wouldn't work. And anyway,
she's still with Adam.
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And he's told me to back off, so I
don't know why I'm thinking about it.
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Yeah, and she's
ignored him, hasn't she?
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Invited herself on the trip.
It's not going to last,
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that relationship.
They're always arguing.
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How old do you think she is?
Could be like 28.
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Too young, innit? That's only
about 15 years younger than you.
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So, that means when
I was doing me paper round,
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listening to The Housemartins,
she was, like, just about to swim
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out of her dad's bollocks.
You don't think that's weird?
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Yeah. It'd be weird if
you knocked about with her
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whilst she was a sperm, but
she's not that now, is she?
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15 years is nothing these days.
This isn't a date, is it?
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She's coming along cos she doesn't
trust me with Norma's ashes.
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Hey, Ruby. What film do you think of
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when you see the
Empire State Building? Hm.
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Probably Sleepless In Seattle.
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You see that in the cinema, did you?
When it first came out.
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God, no! How old do you think I am?
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Anyway, what film were you
thinking about? King Kong.
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King Kong? Yeah, King Kong.
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The idea of this massive gorilla
falls in love with a woman.
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The relationship would never work.
I was in tears at the end of that.
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You know the bit when it falls off,
they shoot it down, don't they?
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Falls to its death.
They had to shoot it down.
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He was using the Empire State
Building as a climbing frame.
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Yeah, but it wasn't
the ape's fault, was it?
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He didn't book his ticket
and come over here.
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Some fella brought it over
to make money out of it.
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New York is no place for a giant ape.
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Anyway, you probably only watched it
because you fancied Naomi Watts.
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What are you talking about? Hm?
What do you mean, hm?
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The blonde one, in King Kong.
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You're talking about
the modern version.
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I'm talking about the classic one,
the black and white one.
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Didn't even know there
was a black and white one.
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What are you talking about, Adam?
I told you two weeks ago,
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so don't pretend you don't know.
OK, now you're being a bullshitter.
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Fucking bollocks, Adam!
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I don't give a shit.
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No, we're not sharing a room. We're
not sharing a bloody toothbrush!
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WOMAN: Don't touch me, you
fuckin' creep! Who is she?
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You told me you were
working overtime!
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MAN: Calm down, it was nothing!
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RUBY: Adam, the whole Norma thing
is a bit stressful for him.
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He hasn't grieved yet,
that's why I'm here.
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Yeah. When he scatters the ashes,
it might hit him. And if he doesn't
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have anyone here, he might do
something he doesn't want to do.
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Karl, it's me.
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Karl?
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Don't know why they call
this place the Big Apple.
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I was looking at 'em,
in the buffet area.
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I'd say they're the same size
as the ones we have at home.
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(YAWNS)
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Sorry, am I boring you
a bit, or what? No!
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I went out last night, ended up
in a club till about 4am.
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Haven't danced in ages.
What, you danced?
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Yeah.
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I did! Honestly,
I used to have all the moves.
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Bit of popping, bit of robotics!
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Oh, aye.
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So, we're looking for
Jack and Elsa Singer.
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Daft, innit? How they call
Earth the living planet.
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When there's got to be more
dead on it than living.
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Like trying to find a mate's motor
in a multi-storey car park.
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Look at the state of it.
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Right mess, innit?
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Right. Where should I put her?
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Karl, is that a sugar shaker? Yeah.
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Is Norma in the sugar shaker?!
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Makes it easier to
sprinkle, don't it?
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You're really not taking
this seriously, are you?
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That's all right, innit?
No, no, that's not enough.
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What you mean, it's not enough?
We're not making a cake!
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Yeah, a little bit more.
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That's good.
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Would you like a moment to yourself?
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No! Not gonna start crying.
Well, you did for King Kong.
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That was different though, weren't
it? Oh, remember, we've still got to
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give some of those ashes to
Norma's sister. Can't give it
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in a sugar shaker, can we?
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We'll give them to her in this,
then. It's not being used, is it?
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(MOBILE RINGING)
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I can't talk right now!
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I'm at the cemetery, sprinkling
some Norma. What do you want?
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Thank you.
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(KNOCKING)
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Hiya, Rhonda. I'm Karl, your nephew.
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Oh! Is Norma with you?
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(SIGHS) Norma is dead, Ma.
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And I'm Eddie, and I'm
about to kill myself.
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Come on in. Sorry,
the place is a shithole.
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She doesn't have the energy
to clean up any more.
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Norma wanted you to have this.
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Oh, it's lovely!
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It's a shame she
couldn't bring it herself.
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(GROANS) She is dead!
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Normi didn't tell me I had a niece.
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Is that you there? You're
a spitting image of Norma.
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Ah! People used to...
Has she got Alzheimer's?
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Oh, you noticed?
It's driving me crazy.
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If she's got memory loss, every
time you tell her Norma's dead,
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she has to grieve again.
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It's probably best just to say
she's not visiting this time.
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She'll forget again anyway.
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Oh, OK. Uh, my bad,
Mom. Norma's not dead.
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Uh, she just doesn't
like visiting you.
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I guess.
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I tried calling Norma,
but she never picks up!
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It's probably cos they got shit
cell phone reception in hell.
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Is it all right if I use your toilet?
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(SOLO PIANO PLAYING)
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(RUBY AND RHONDA LAUGH)
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..two, three. One, two, three.
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One, two, three.
Three? There we go!
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Oh! A dime!
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Oh? And three.
Oh, look, Karl.
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Norma taught Rhonda all her moves.
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That means Norma must've
sucked at dancing, too.
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Ooh, ooh! (LAUGHS)
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Are you a fan of Supertramp, then?
What?
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T-shirt, Supertramp, the band.
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I'm a fan of the T-shirt.
What's Supertramp? Is that a film?
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You winding me up? You've not
heard of Supertramp, the band?
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Massive in the '70s, they did,
like, Breakfast In America,
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and Give A Little Bit.
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Supertramp is probably her nickname,
dating an old stooge like you.
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I'm not dating her.
She was Norma's carer.
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Oh, all right.
That makes more sense.
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One, two, three...
Though you were boxing
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outside your weight with that one.
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Hey, Ma! Try twerking.
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Work that ass!
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Work that ass!
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What's the deal with this, then?
How do you share it out?
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Never had a sharing platter before.
Of course you haven't.
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That's cos you're always alone.
Now you've got me to share it with.
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And me! (CRUNCHES)
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All right. They oysters, are they?
They look rank!
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Just picture it with hair around it.
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How will you know if you
like them or not if you don't
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give them a chance? Or if
you're too scared to eat one,
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just take one home with you.
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I can see a oyster being a
suitable pet for a guy like you.
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No, don't chew it!
You've got to swallow it.
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Jesus Christ! All the fish
in the sea, why we eating that?
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Are you OK? That's horrible.
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Cheers.
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Eddie, the reason
I asked you to come along,
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I wanted to speak to you
about Norma's flat.
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I don't know if you know...
Yeah, she left it to Rhonda.
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I don't know how you didn't
get your name in the will,
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but you managed to fuck that up.
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I didn't think about it, did I?
But I'm just wondering whether
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Rhonda would be into the idea
of renting it to me,
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sort of family rates. Karl, what
do you think that place is worth?
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For rent? You're looking at...
No, to sell, you lunkhead!
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London property is
over-the-moon expensive.
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What do you think I'm going
to get for that place?
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I don't know. It could be sat
empty for a bit as well,
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you're losing money.
So, this would give you, like,
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an instant regular income. He's a
good tenant. I can vouch for him.
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Yeah, men, we're talking here.
Karl, it's a three-bedroom flat
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in a decent neighbourhood.
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You gotta expect I'll get at least
a million dollars for that.
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Maybe, once it's done up.
But it could take time, could it?
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Let me put it this way.
How quickly do you think
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you could pack your shit?
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(MOBILE RINGS)
One second.
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What, are you
stealing sugar shakers?
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What are you, my grandmother?
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
Karl, but cheers.
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No problem.
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All right, uh... What do you
say you settle up this bill?
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And I am gonna go destroy a toilet,
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and think about how long
I'll let you stay in my building.
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He's taking the piss. Let's go.
I can't just go.
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Come on! Bollocks to him.
If he's gonna make you homeless,
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he can at least pay
for this fucking meal.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hurry up, old man!
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I've got a stitch. Jesus Christ!
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Whoo!
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Watch the road!
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Whoo! We're in New York!
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So, this is where Norma
had her first kiss.
233
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I remember, she told me once.
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She thought she could get
pregnant from a kiss!
235
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Yeah, she told you about
that on the pedalo, didn't she?
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First day you met her. And you.
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That's that, then.
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Why don't we toast Norma? To Norma.
239
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(HIP-HOP PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND)
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I like this one.
241
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,640
I'm surprised you haven't
heard of Supertramp. No.
242
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Still baffled by that.
Here, let me play you some.
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Cup hold of that.
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You'll like this.
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Definitely not heard of them, no? No.
246
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(MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES)
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That's good. All right, innit? Yeah.
248
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,000
Shall we dance? No.
249
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Come on! No, just listen to it
sat here. What's wrong with you?
250
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,080
Come on, you missed out last night.
It's not that sort of...
251
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I'm gonna dance. Come on!
There's no-one dancing.
252
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We're not at a wedding! Come on.
253
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:31,280
..goodbye, Mary
Goodbye, Jane
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Will we ever meet again?
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Feel no sorrow, feel no shame
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Come tomorrow, feel no pain
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So now I'm leaving
Goodbye, Mary
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Got to go
Goodbye, Jane
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Hit the road
Will we ever
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I'll say it once again
Meet again?
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So goodbye, Mary, goodbye, Jane
Goodbye, Mary, goodbye, Jane
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Will we ever
Will we ever
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? Meet again?
? Meet again? ?
264
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,720
(RETCHES) Jesus! Can't
handle your drink, can you?
265
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,880
Well, I don't think it's the drink.
I only had a couple.
266
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,040
God, it must be the oysters!
267
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I feel all right and I had
virtually the same as you.
268
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(RETCHES, COUGHS)
269
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,600
Maybe it was the oysters. Ugh!
Weird thing is they look the same now
270
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as they did before you ate them.
271
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You all right? No!
272
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(TV BLARING)
My God!
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Karl? Karl!
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00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:40,360
What? Switch to Channel 39.
The old gorilla man is on TV.
275
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,520
39? Yeah.
276
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,280
This is it. A classic, this!
It doesn't even look real.
277
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,760
It's pretty hard to find a real
40ft ape that can act, innit?
278
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,080
God, you cried to this?!
279
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,520
You haven't watched it
from the beginning, have you?
280
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,520
You haven't seen the relationship
built between the pair of them.
281
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,840
You can't just dip in.
And look at the state of it.
282
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,120
It looks like he's
made out of plasticine!
283
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,280
I can't even take him seriously.
284
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,160
Karl?
285
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,640
Why don't you come in here and we
can watch the rest of this together?
286
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,480
It's kind of stupid that
there's a door between us.
287
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,080
Karl, did you hear what I said?
288
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,560
(RETCHES, COUGHS)
289
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,560
Are you coming?
290
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,800
You're right. I think
I did have too much to drink.
291
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,600
Gonna get me head down, Ruby.
I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
292
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,760
Yeah. Good night.
293
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,040
I didn't see the end
of King Kong last night.
294
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,600
I was busy throwing up. Oh, really?
295
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,800
So, I was talking to myself, then?
It was definitely those oysters.
296
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,800
Grim.
297
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,120
It's a shame it was
such a short visit.
298
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,720
INNER SELF: Did you hear her?
Here's your chance.
299
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,960
Ask her if she wants to do it again.
300
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,400
Yeah, it was all right, weren't it?
301
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,560
(MUTTERS)
302
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,960
So, what were Norma and
Vinnie like together?
303
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,640
Yeah, they loved each other, a lot.
304
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh. Yeah, all over each other.
Really? Yeah, right up till the end.
305
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:09,000
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Physically?
Pretty active, yeah! Wow!
306
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,600
Yeah, it was pretty embarrassing.
307
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,080
There was this one time, when
308
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,280
Norma said to Vinnie,
"Can you nibble me ears?
309
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,000
"Like you used to
when we were younger."
310
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:24,520
And he got up, walked off,
and she's like, "Where you going?
311
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,840
"I've asked you to nibble me ears."
312
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,520
And he said, "Oh, I'm just
going off to get me teeth!"
313
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,400
(LAUGHS)
314
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,720
Shh, shh!
315
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,280
Yeah. They were... Aw.
316
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,440
..well into each other.
That's really special.
317
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,320
Yeah.
318
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,720
How long are you going to leave it
before you say something?
319
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,240
It'd be a little bit awkward,
asking her out, if she said no.
320
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,520
There's like another four hours
of the flight left.
321
00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,840
And what about this Adam fella?
322
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,840
He's not your problem, is he?
Just ask her out, will you?
323
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,520
Right, that answers that
then, doesn't it? She's 30.
324
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,200
So, no excuses.
Ask her on the drive home.
325
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,880
I'm going to cancel
my gym class tomorrow.
326
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,200
I'm just going
to sleep in all day.
327
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,680
You know what, Karl?
I think I'm going to call a taxi.
328
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,080
Don't be daft. I'll give you a lift.
I've got my car here.
329
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,960
Oh, it's fine.
You must be as tired as I am.
330
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:15,040
Look, if you're gonna shoot off,
I just want to ask you something.
331
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,360
Do you think...?
Adam! What are you doing here?
332
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,760
Just thought I'd surprise you!
333
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,600
Oh, so you're Karl, then?
You're older than I thought.
334
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,800
I can take this.
335
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,000
I booked her somewhere nice
for lunch. Do you fancy seafood?
336
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,400
(MOBILE RINGS)
337
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,560
All right, Ruby?
RUBY: (ON PHONE) Hi, Karl.
338
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,880
You all right? Yeah, not bad. You?
Yeah. Good, thanks.
339
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,120
Erm, listen, I just remembered I've
still got Norma's key to the flat.
340
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,560
Oh, right, you want to
just pop it in the post, then?
341
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,120
Oh, erm, I was just thinking
maybe we could meet up
342
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,760
next week, for lunch.
I could give you the key, then?
343
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,280
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, definitely! OK.
344
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,080
Yeah, where do you want to go?
Um, Jeffries?
345
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:34,120
All right then, yeah. I'm not
having the fish, though! (LAUGHS)
346
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,160
It was late last night
347
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,120
I was feeling
something wasn't right
348
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,200
There was not
another soul in sight
349
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,880
Only you, only you
350
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,400
So, we walked along
351
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,440
? Though I knew that
there was something wrong... ?
352
00:23:57,490 --> 00:24:02,040
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