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ITALIAN SOCIETY IT IS ALWAYS OLD.

IN 2015, BIRTHDAY 488 THOUSAND CHILDREN,

BY 15 THOUSAND LESS THAN IN 2014.

THIS IS THE LOWEST FACTOR BIRTH IN THE EUROPEAN UNION

AND THE SMALLEST NUMBER FROM UNION OF ITALY

EARLY DATA OF 2016 CONFIRM THIS NEGATIVE TREND.

EVERYONE WHO WATCHES THIS ONLY 0.65 CHILDREN,

BUT 2.83 MOBILE PHONES.

DO YOU REMEMBER TO TURN OFF?

SPRING

- Slower. - I'm not going fast.

- Stay in the middle of the road. - Look, Dad, I'm restless.

- Don't go like this! - Slower and stand up.

Do not brake

- You're making fun of me. - Eggs?

Good what?

- I don't know if that counts. - Yes. Deal with defeat.

Maddy, please.

Since you are here you cannot live, come back from where you came from.

What's up, kebabo�erco? Come back to your country!

It's normal?

I was chosen to reconcile these two communities.

There is still a lot to do.

- It's a shame you leave. - Back at Christmas.

Since I am here it seems distant. When is this year?

You've been living here for a month.

- 32 days and 10 hours. - You have 5 years left.

Do not remind.

- Go, because I start to miss you. - You don't have it in London.

Thanks, dad.

For now.

Mayor!

- We have a problem. - Not now. I have a meeting.

Goodbye Maddalen! This is important.

- What is going on? - Jesus.

COME BACK FAST, MADDY

Went out Don Mario!

- Make the transition. - Are you out?

- He hides in shame. - I would also be ashamed.

- He's probably shy. - That's not the point. Lupo, leave!

The mayor has come to you!

- Where is he? - How do I know?

Hi, Lupo. Mayor here.

We don't know each other, but many years ago I also played Jesus.

I understand how you feel but know that satisfaction

flows from work and enthusiasm, not hiding.

You can say it's Easter, until Christmas

9 months left and you don't want to participate in the trial,

but I didn't return to my hometown, to see old eggs.

I promised to renew and I will keep my word!

Lupo, it will be worse for you if i go there!

Lupetto, can you hear us?

Lupo! Come out, mother here!

- Mom. - Oh boy.

I am.

- Ur�s�. - Looks like it.

- Make a list of children in Porto Buio. - Lupo is the only one.

CURRENT HARNESS

It is not fat, just a journey.

- Have you seen Jesus with a rod? - I had a beard.

Not as a baby. We need a toddler.

- Children are not born here. - So let's do it.

- Don't look at me. - Not on me either.

- Through Christ our Lord. - Amen.

- God said ... - People!

- There's a child. - We got him?

- Where from? - Good question.

From a warm country where date trees grow.

- From Balearic Islands? - Cold.

- Is he Sicilian? - Hotter.

Arab?

- You can say that. - Arab?

- Don't go this way. - Jesus was blond!

- We'll light his hair. - Kebabo�ercy!

They stole our work!

Muslim Muslim Jesus to ���bek?

- It's just a child. - Get out!

- You chose me as mayor. - Be the only candidate, Cecco.

Bravo.

Silence! Look at you.

What has this island become? Senior's home?

- When was the last child born here? - Be him Lupo.

- See? - Weight 5 kg.

Colossus.

We have nothing left. The ambulance was closed,

the ship comes once a week.

Capers will not provide you immortality.

If you follow me, Porto Buio will be reborn.

We have the most beautiful Live nativity scene for 2000 years.

Again crowds come here, as for our childhood.

Religious tourism deals second place after sex.

Aliens go home!

Giana, you know who pays you the pension?

- Saint Michael. - Then stop talking.

Calm down. The mayor is right we can't put it on

such a kid to ���bek. No offence.

But sister Marta He can't put a kebaboer in a crib.

Because we have a child!

Marta for mayor!

Jezusek can't have a horse.

Come on honey! After 40 kilometers Mom will buy you a donut.

- After 50. - 45.

Pedauj.

You can do it. Run!

Work with your hands! You must sweat.

- Lupo, it's in your head! - I'm Jesus!

- Can I multiply them? - Do not start.

Great!

Hair can become dry and brittle.

- We have to take a risk. - We're starting.

Here is Jezusek from Porto Buio!

Women and men from Porto Buio.

Do not be afraid. Approach the windows

and leave the houses, because today we have our Jesus!

- Contraction. - Listen to your sister.

Harder.

- Lupo! Nothing happened to you? - Will I get a pack now?

Help me

I showed them a difference between the live nativity scene

and the crib of the living dead.

He had good ideas at the town hall and they almost lynched you.

- People have forgotten how to dream. - Sea in Lombardy?

I still believe it.

It was about lake remediation by sending salt water to them, ecology

- and promotion of tourism. - Excuse me.

- I'm worried about you. - For one term

restore the island to great light. Do you know what party to organize?

- Call you back. - In a big way

and not in Cusano Millanino, but in Brussels.

- How's London? - It's raining as usual.

- Treat you well? - And why not?

After Brexit they can consider you a foreigner.

- For me they are foreigners. - Did you tell them?

Of course.

- Don't greet the queen with me. - Okay.

Mayor! Good morning. Maddalena greets.

I know. We talk every day.

Pino?

SUMMER

Stjcie! Take me away, copy them!

Hurry!

We have many children of different ages. To choose, to color, even with a beard.

We can call them Arabs will it sound like a "nigga"?

Arabs can be.

It is good that they have humility.

- Have you seen him long ago? - Become Bin Laden?

When?

From 15 years ago. Maybe 20. Let's say 30.

"And the first angel will scare.

And hail and fire arose - mixed up with blood

and fell to the ground. "

Not the entire Quran is like this.

It's the Bible Apocalypse of Saint John.

Hi, kids. Relax, we have no money.

"And the first angel will suffer:

and the third one was wounded part of the sun, moon

- and stars so laughed. " - So many more problems?

Uwaajcie. Thank.

We're going to Bilal.

We're going to Bilal.

You have big feet.

Ladies cover your arms and legs. No snapping of fingers,

sneezing and don't carry kefiji but first of all don't praise

equipment at home, because I will be forced to give them to you.

It is not allowed to complement the food. artowaem.

Sweat like we do?

A beautiful place.

Very nice giraffe.

Thank.

Name cut lupine.

- For sure? - Yes.

Good morning.

A little change.

- What did I say? - Never mind.

My husband is an artist.

- Mom, I work. - The next package?

- I can't eat amatriciana sauce. - And the Easter cake?

It's not pork.

- He's not Arab. - I know.

- Do you eat anything? - No.

- And stuffed? - Also, no.

Do you have high cholesterol?

No, because I am a Muslim.

Detriment.

When his mother changed his faith she locked herself in a nursing home.

She only sends him what can not eat.

Visit me.

Don't burkini.

Mom.

All right.

We are very pleased from a visit to your home.

They are not deaf or silent.

Mom, I'm back!

Bomb!

Help!

Taste.

Thank you.

- They are sticky. - No. Maybe a little bit.

- But tasty. - It's caramelized chicken skin.

No, thank you. To your face with a beard.

A man without a beard it's like a baboon's ass.

- Good. - What a soft one. Brush every morning.

- Incredible. Martha, touch. - Another time.

- Bilal is glad you are doing this ... - Nativity scene.

- We were wondering with Haid ... - If Jezusek is too fat

Why don't you use a doll? They look real.

- Perfect. - Thank you for the question, Mrs. Aido ...

- Haido. - Because of my friendship with Mariett.

- My name is Bilal. - Bilalem.

Shoes. Wear it for special occasions.

We thought that we could do it once do something great together

because Jesus is holy for all of us. Is that correct?

Yes, be a great prophet and do many miracles.

That is why the crib deserves for a live child. Do you agree?

Italians want one of our children to the crib. Will we give them to them?

We don't sell children.

Wosiosi, spaghetti, mandolin and Pavarotti.

We just want to borrow.

Silence! We'll do it in Arabic: decide it.

You are a lawyer. You do it.

They kicked you out of town where I was mayor.

Spring in Cusano Milanino was great

the political season, which will end.

Since I changed my faith I have a carbon problem.

You voted for me and I want to give you up my hometown what it gave me.

I did not vote for you which gave me great satisfaction.

I am not and I feel good.

It is justified. You know what I say who did not vote for me?

I will try you would do it next time.

Start right away.

Is it okay that Ali works at Martha's restaurant without a contract?

Really?

- That's not right. - Te� says so, and you?

Contrary. Briefing, insurance, expenses, exemptions ...

She's kidding, of course. If it's true ...

You are a wise man. The kid is yours.

- Thank you. - And I will pay.

- On one condition. - It's the second one.

- Aldo. - Aldo?

Yes.

- Screw it. - Don't say that.

- I don't care. - It's a chance.

You will gain customers and earn.

Where do you hang this?

ARAB BREAD

Good morning.

What can they do for a charming Arab woman?

Enough for you you don't have to change your faith.

What can they do? "are you enough"?

- Three breads. - We serve.

Not Turkish. Turkey is from Morocco.

- Not Turkish. - Shell.

- What kind of food do I eat? - With sesame.

Sesame? We have a sunflower, corn, pumpkin seeds ...

- With sesame. - I understand. Please.

- Libyan? - One hundred percent.

- Libya is an enemy of Morocco. - Too Libyan.

Give me turkish. Turkey is not too a great enemy of Morocco. Gluten-free.

- Do you hear? - Gluten is in the stomach.

We have gluten-free "collapse". Do you want a kilo?

- Aldo, these are two women. - So a kilo?

- Something must have been left of Marietto. - A little bit.

Thank you, uncle.

My sister gave me paid vacation and meal vouchers.

Never clean the toilet. You are a godfather of Bilal.

- He doesn't do this at home. - There, there.

- Can I? - You must.

A beautiful giraffe.

Have we removed the word "sausage" from the menu? For them it is important.

My sausages too.

Chicken?

Yes, uncle. If you do not know that pork, Allah turns a blind eye.

- Free range, right? - Special.

Yes. Blueberry Juice?

I apologize for Ald's behavior. Has an explosive temperament

but his Arabic bread is tasty.

- He cleans me after him. - That's important too, right?

Yes. What are you doing here?

- I came to give you a child. - Won't you give us anymore?

- If he says, he'll do it. - You are wise man.

- The child is yours. - On one condition. Third.

- Is that chicken for sure? - Free range.

"It would be good if Italy they prayed with us in Ramadan. "

God! Do not understand? I make you pay because you cheat on him.

Martha, this story again? We were 15 years old.

Reject him. How was I to get mixed up in this?

- Seduce and abandon me. - The nun from Monza speaks.

I became a nun later and I've never been to Monza. Face.

- Pina. - Other wine ...

- do not pour out. - How much should I say?

He has no one and you are in heaven,

only I stayed a lone loser.

That's right.

Tell her it's kind of him.

The Muslim never asks the infidel for participation in Ramadan,

but an angry friend may.

- Through Christ our Lord. - Amen.

- God said ... - I have great news.

The rumors are true, our Arabs friends give us a child.

It's not everything. Cousins ​​of Magreb invited us to participate

in an old and noble tradition.

It is an honor for us. We will make "nananan".

- I do not understand. - Nananan.

What did he say?

- I hear yum yum. - And I have a kebab.

Ananan.

- Will there be free food? - Enter the belly dance.

Not quite, but it has to do with it with belly. It's a challenge.

It's just a small sacrifice in terms of food.

- How do you fast? - Something like that.

Zero eating, drinking, smoking, sex - it doesn't concern me -

- from dawn to dusk. - Thank you, Martha.

- Please. - Slow swallowing?

- Only �lin�. - But at will.

- Excuse me. Is that Ramadan? - Some people call it that.

- Arabs, praise your bread. - Seriously?

I have quite a few kebabers from Magreb! Make us horse!

Silence!

Raise your hands if you want in our live crib

plastic Jesus.

A small diet will do you good.

You are not allowed to drink.

- I collected lin. - Excuse me.

Good throw, Pasquale.

The best always go away and our Giancarlo was one of them.

Kill him with this long and senseless post little, holy war,

which fell on our island. God, embrace him in your arms ...

and give him food.

- Ramadan does not apply to animals. - If he had told us earlier ...

I didn't see you.

- Sorry, you can't. - You don't represent me!

- No demagogy! - Don't hurt yourself!

- I'm hungry. - Return you after Ramadan.

- When? - You will know the moon phase.

- Do I have to know everything? - Cut in my food!

- It's Roman pizza. - Naples.

- Goodbye. - With capers.

- With anchovies. - Pride.

- What do you know about pizza ?! - I?

- You're an Arab. - My cousin works in a pizzeria.

- It was Neapolitan. - America with tomatoes!

- And with anchovies. - Roman then.

- In Rome called the Neapolitan - And in Naples?

Roman! And what do you call her in Milan?

- What did they say? - Sharia says clearly.

- So? - You will be honored with circumcision.

Happy ending.

- Are you kidding? - Bu�at. Less.

- Open the fly. Disinfected. - It improves hygiene.

- Do you want this child? - We need him.

- You are not ready. - He.

I was weak. It won't happen again.

I haven't digested yet Ramadan principles.

Assimilate.

You are a wise man.

What else do you want?

Places to pray.

Hands off the church!

- Open it, Martha! - No!

They asked for a place to pray. What's the problem?

Eat pizza and I pay.

- Please, open it! - I won't give my church back!

This is where Don Mario says. I left in the sacristy

beautician with brush for teeth and scissors.

Borrow from the mayor.

- And colored contact lenses. - Who cares?

- Can I ask you something? - No!

Is the veranda in the restaurant legal? Plan submitted to the office

does not correspond to the actual state. Is that correct?

- God be with you. - And with your spirit.

- Into the heart. - We bring them to the Lord.

Thanks, let's make it Our God.

JESUS ​​IS ITALY

PLUS HOSTIA, MINUS KEBAB

Mondays

TUESDAY

RODA

What day is it today ?!

THURSDAY

This is a great moment.

Yes mum. I am still a Muslim. Religion does not change every day.

I say so too when you are interested in heavy metal.

- God with you, mother. - And with you.

AUTUMN

Relax, bishop, we have a great nativity scene

with a little bit of Muslim Jesus.

Next year Madonna will be from Bantu,

Saint Joseph, Jehovah's Witness, and Hyzio, Dyzio and Zyzio are three King.

Sister Martha, give me the cassock make it a dust cloth.

Martha!

Pina.

I chose only boys because I remember That Jesus was not a girl.

- Nor a Muslim. - I'm begging you!

- It's Ciro. - Thin.

- A little bit. - Cool. You can see the hands. Hi, Ciro!

And this is Said.

The shape of the bearing indicates That he would be blond like Jesus.

- With curls? - I can't guarantee.

Who cares about curls. We take him.

- You are a wise man. - Not at all.

- He's right. - You're here.

- Choose my son. - Seriously?

His son.

I'm overtaken because I'll get something what I have never received.

Holy manager.

- Sure. - Does your wife agree?

We Arabs we do not ask my wife for consent. Let's celebrate

How did our paths diverge?

- Will you tell me? - I have a suspicion.

- Wal. - My friend kisses a girl

I've loved for years. Truth?

Your buddy didn't care about me.

Not just you. Leave us and don't even call.

Stop. People are moving change cities,

love, dream and sometimes they don't call.

- Want? - No.

Life itself.

- Rather arbitrariness. - Stiffener.

- Really? - Let's not die.

I will tell you a poem which I wrote for the love of life.

My wife, Haida. Drought.

He was handsome and flooded from the sea.

Speak in a different language, but he can love.

- Where do I hear that? - Impossible.

- It's a song. - No.

Strange.

- You wrote it? - Yes.

He was handsome and flooded from the sea.

Speak in a different language, but he can love.

We always stayed together.

Who would forget? Through you I became a nun.

Because of him. She cheated on me.

- I was impulsive in the election. - I weigh 30 kilograms more.

- You look good. - Thanks.

remember, That I always win in swimming?

I would defeat you now lose weight though.

- My back hurts. - Me too.

You are old.

What unites us. Chodmy.

- But heavy. - Don't be stupid.

- Let's smoke a joint. - Shorten.

Me because I am the mayor.

Listen to what I wrote. It is entitled: "To Haida".

"Haido, you remember time when the beauty was beautiful

in your smile and glittering eyes? "What do you think?

- No, but old-fashioned. - I wrote it today.

Finally!

- What are you? - It's midnight.

- Give me a break. - I can see you well.

Ali installed the antenna, we can talk whenever we want.

- Hi, Maddaleno. Tsknimy. - Me too.

- I can't wait for holidays. - 10 years here.

- Dad, please. - I have a lot to tell you.

I also love you.

- Will you do it now? - Another time.

Give me a talk with my daughter. How are you?

Well.

Three, two, one. Wczaj!

Well done, we're a great team. Ali, what about the ox?

I'm looking for. My friend has animals.

- Well. Bagpipes play with passion. - Jezusek will come for Christmas.

A donated horse does not look inside the teeth.

Martha, star it should be much higher.

How do you know

Three times I was Saint Joseph. This is an unbroken record.

And once an angel because I didn't get caught up in Mary.

Well done, Marietta, but now you are a kebabo�erc� and a viewer.

Have you been promoted to pigeon? Do you know how your bread tastes?

- No. - Like something natural that nobody eats.

- I don't dare. - Shit.

- Silent. - Said it.

Don't listen.

If you overflow the cup of bitterness, the star will disappear.

Give me a child and we will take care of the rest.

- Thank you anyway? - Let's look after our own interests.

- You look like Othello. - Are you a roasted baan?

- Balthazar. - Othello, stop them.

- Advice? - Exactly.

Start by giving advice, and then take hot dogs,

religious instructions and Peppine.

Can it be instead of a ox? big dog? Bad idea.

Give us Jesus, not an old sheep.

You don't know how much it cost I believe Haida.

Since when the Arabs let women decide?

Compromises are the basis of marriage.

Here she is.

I am Madonn.

- Well done. Praise her. - For what?

I was Madonna all my life. What should I do now?

- What? - no ���b.

Mary gave birth to Is under the palm in the desert.

- Who is Isa? - I think the name of Jesus in the Koran.

- You think? - no rabbits.

- King. - It looks like a bastard.

- Angel falls off. - Who is this?

- Haida. - Seriously?

- Is the rest OK? - Yes.

- Nodding. - Sure.

No comet!

Unfortunately the star has disappeared but let us leave the crib.

I will try.

- A little color will add realism. - Exactly.

- Do you think Jesus was Italian? - Many think so.

You will not say anything?

"When the lamb open the fourth seal ... "

Just not probing.

"I heard the fourth voice Animal saying: Come! "

When the rush begins, Mary was sent in the desert.

She found shelter under a palm tree.

She shook her and her hand Sweet dates have fallen.

- California, sister. - Enough.

The dates must be mature. The Koran says it clearly.

- Your wife too. - Taste it.

- And how? - Great.

- Józef? - He wasn't here.

- How is that? - In the Koran, Mary was a single mother.

- Seriously? - she has a child without you,

- and you don't suspect anything? - It's called faith.

Rather, civil relationships, surrogacy and adoption.

Betrayal, I think.

- The worst is that everyone has chosen her. - He's starting again.

They were gossiping and saying terrible things.

"Leave, unfaithful, prostitute and harlot! "

- He's not talking about me. - You're a pantyhose!

Stop it or you will lose your head.

- Filled, how about you? - Almost.

- Up to. How big was the desert? - We gathered up to.

We? I did it. Martha!

Oh no!

Help you

I swear I didn't kiss her.

I do not recall.

What did i say

Just. He stopped. I don't drill holes in my stomach either.

Excuse me.

Let's be serious. As if I'm still thinking

about a moron kiss when I was 15 years old. Okay, 17.

Litoci. You know I'm happy with you.

We have a relationship at a distance and that's why it continues.

You don't have to iron shirts I'm looking for a pair of socks

and lower the toilet seat.

There are relationships, which are falling apart because of it.

Okay, it's not a good evening.

Will you take out the garbage today?

Welcome to the Catholic Hotline.

It doesn't matter if you believe we are always with you.

Customer support - press one.

Offer for infidels - press 2.

Personal conversation with the pope - press 3.

Sorry, but right now sin of insolence.

Confession - press 1. Report to the bishop - press 2.

So there was nothing between you and Mart?

Why do you put it in?

Over the years I have badly judged you. Excuse me.

Live your life. Aida is very nice.

Haida.

When I saw her for the first time I can't stand it without her.

I went to those rocks and I waited until he was 18 years old.

- And how much did she have? - 15.

Three years old there?

7, because I waited until he finished 22. Then I studied Arabic for her.

This is the best way to learn a language. Do you speak Arabic?

Not a word. She learned Italian and we got married

and with her, I married her cousins, brothers, friend ...

- Whole family. - I didn't have another one.

It's always like that when you fall in love.

When everyone is attacking you and call it kebabo. heart.

We're working on it too.

Mayor, there are two islands on this island,

and only I crossed the sea.

Marietto, three. One two...

- Cecco? - What?

- Can I count it off? - So for three.

Yes. Once...

two.

- I can't. - Why?

- I'm afraid of the sea. - How is that?

- I'm afraid to swim when they can't see the bottom. - We dived hundreds of times.

- It got to me when he left. - Seriously?

I can't overcome this even for Haida.

Salts, and we will say That I did it.

You cannot dive with a tank here.

I am mayor!

- Porto Buio residents! - Gang of Wisdom is back!

That's why they called us that. Gang of Wisdom!

- What is? - Thread.

There is no gasoline.

Calmly. Give me the bubble.

It's oil. From the first rolling.

- Give me a breath. - Cold. Oil.

You are right. What does Haida use on it?

Let's go.

- There is no gas. - There may be something left.

Cecco?

Don't be an idiot.

Cecco!

Is it really written in the Koran That Jesus is eating fried salt?

Of course. I do not know. I didn't read him entirely. It's long.

Admit that Haida has cravings.

she said, That if he didn't bring salt,

Jezusek will be born with birthmarks on the mouth.

- We're gonna die for a reason. - Stop it. Pray.

- To whom? - Decide.

- Our bumbo, which is in heaven. - Who is this?

African Boek, maybe not too busy.

Bumbo, which is in heaven, Holy name is yours ...

Push!

- Pull! - Okay.

Be careful!

Can I say something?

Do you know that plastic was invented by Italians?

And we syringes, gliders, world maps, camera obscur, and compasses.

- And unfortunately algebr. - It's not just turbot.

- No. - Yes. Turbot.

Help me

I repeat: these were salts. Even if turbot ...

- Right. - We risked our lives.

How should I make them?

There will be no racehorse from the donkey. I want salt.

How do you fry what a difference?

We did a great job. No such thing was seen.

Without a doubt. The only thing missing is the flying carpets.

Santa is coming!

- Take the palm away! - A bishop has arrived.

Arabs give away key roles for Italy.

Pretend ours and keep silent.

- What is? - There were no Muslims in Jesus' day.

- Since when? - They were Jews. He excommunicates us.

- Haida, home. - Stay.

- We're coming back. Don't make scenes! - I'm not going anywhere.

- Don't you understand that there is a bishop here ?! - Listen to the priest.

Hide the pillows and Arabic accessories!

Are you afraid of a little color?

- Help fix the tooth. - I forget how.

- Stop it. It was a long time ago. - But it's important. Do you have Alzheimer's?

Do you want to know the truth? I remember that kiss.

- Even as she was dressed. - Say it.

Burgundy.

Shot in the dark. Addolorata, where are you?

Here.

You return to the role of Madonna. Take these clothes off.

- Run! - Make room.

- What an honor and surprise. - Your Excellency.

We're done with kisses. Bring a bowl, wash your feet.

- There's no need to. - New ordinances.

Our slogan is: "Less luxury, more humility."

We can say I have already washed your feet.

- We shouldn't. - We'll keep silent.

- Thank God. - Brahma.

- Vishnu, Shiva, Odin and Zeus. - Bumbie?

I always forget about him.

We exchange everyone to avoid discrimination.

- Why did you call us? - I'm listening?

- We didn't call anyone. - I don't either.

I call them but I had the wrong number.

All clear. Take revenge. Come back to the ship.

It's not so simple.

Unfortunately we have to watch.

- How many shepherds? - Fourteen.

Fifteen is the minimum, but nobody obeys it.

- I know. - Innkeeper?

- It's me. Overweight - Fat owner.

- Leprosy? - He was healed.

- Thank God. Three wise men? - Black face and I play Baltazar.

- You remind Melchior. - Melchior.

There should be three but you have time until the sixth of January.

- We're waiting. - Pina, bring eggs for the bishop!

- We will not accept them through modesty. - Can we wash your feet?

The pipers do not comply with the regulations. I have a cousin ...

- A piper? - Unemployed.

- We'll think of something. - pipers all right.

- You must leave! - It's my role!

- Tell that to your sister! - Laundress!

- Bagger! - Stop it, it's not a bazaar.

The second Madonna is not included.

It is reserve. Colic Anyone can get it.

- Even those who work for the Lord. - God does not always help.

- As if he wasn't there. - Don't overdo it.

- The child will be born on Christmas. - I hope one thing.

- As in the script. - Here is Jesus.

- In my own person. - Virgin Mary.

Excellency is right.

It will not fit into your stomach. We will leave him to be crucified.

- My Jesus is the right size. - A boy?

- Yes, I have a pointed belly. - She says weirdly, like an Arab woman.

- It's Aramaic, the language of Jesus. - There is the fourth generation of Aramaic.

There is no blue robe and this is the basis of catechism.

- Madonna is the main character. - Blue is no longer mandatory.

Is Józef and Mary are there still men and women?

It has not changed though the discussion started.

I understand. I can't see Józef.

She is at her mother's. They divorced. It's not his child.

I know.

But there will be a loan for the crib and look after them together.

For us it's a normal pair with contemporary problems.

We celebrate them.

Oh God!

- Your Excellency. - Who are you?

Jews. Orthodox.

Very large.

- There were many in Palestine. - This is the eighth generation of Jews.

To! There is nothing fundamental.

- what? - Comets.

- Wo�a. - Seriously?

Save: "Strange silence after the word w�".

The nativity scene symbolizes humility.

We have a saying: "When there is a lack ..."

- the crib sucks. " - Right.

- People! - Oh God!

I have an ox.

Bring him on.

- It's a sheep ... - Where from?

- It doesn't look like an ox. - It's an ancient breed.

- In pre-Christian times. - Pra-w�?

- There were no Muslims then. - Good for stewing.

Miciutkie.

- Saint Joseph ... - Name me Saint Joseph.

Do not approve this ox.

It was a llama.

WINTER

- Through Christ our Lord. - Amen.

And God said ...

People!

We have news. Nativity Scene in Porto Buio,

due to the multicultural nature

and a new family outing ...

has been approved!

It's better than the original. I even talk about her in Brussels.

- We will go there. - Pack up now.

- Take his brush? - Sure.

Is this dead?

You are beautiful and big.

- And you are a good Józef. - Thank you.

Are you always so calm? Szczciarz.

You are like my father: good, calm, patient and you never raise your voice.

As if they had no problems. You don't react to anything!

Calm down. I have problems, but I'm waiting for the right moment.

When will it come

I do not know, but it comes for everyone.

I came here as a ten-year-old.

I saw old men in the village playing cards.

I stood at their table every day trying to learn the tressette rule.

The first words I learned It's a straight, I am raising money.

Then Don Vito died and I took over his place at the table.

A one day you play Józef in a crib

and you meet like that beautiful girl like you.

It's important to go step by step.

You feel you are approaching to the right moment

though it's not him.

And now...

Wait, I have five digits in a row. 33, Christ age.

- I have! - Perfect.

- Mohammed's wife left? - Eleven not yet.

- It's mice! - Give them peace. We have 47.

- The dead speak. - It's 48, and 47 is just a dead body.

- He doesn't talk. - 42. Coffee.

We ...

- Sinusitis? - Fat, pink animal.

Pig! We are not allowed to eat her, but you can pronounce.

Zwyciyem.

Your first citizen win at bingo!

Sprawdcie. Thanks pig!

What is?

90.

- Dad, dad! - You sure don't know?

- Yes. I tell you. - Don't you want to tell me?

- What will this change? - a lot.

Is that a guy from the island? I can only guess.

Will you do all the DNA tests? You can afford it.

I will answer for that! You are still a child!

- And you are a fool, like mom! - Watch your words! She threw you out!

Get lost. It was the Holy Spirit.

Tell me not to tell anyone.

- All right? - Yes. I want to give birth here.

- Seriously? - He says it's not a disease.

Like all and then I want anesthesia.

Falafel in tomato sauce. Two portions!

- Will you take care of it? - Yes.

He's right. It's just a pregnancy.

Can you be less open?

And you will stand up once in someone else's situation?

Who do you think is the father?

- London has 10 million inhabitants. - Thanks for the consolation.

- When the deadline? - Christmas.

So it happened in March. The pregnancy lasts 9 months.

She was here for Easter.

Seriously? The guy from here. The wheel is narrowed.

He is an old man or a Muslim. Or an old Muslim.

Aldo, this is the mayor.

Where were you in March?

Cicillo, this is the mayor. Where were you in March? This year.

Addolorato, look for Magnifier.

I was looking for you all over the island. Beautiful, right?

But terribly. At night when there is no moon,

strange birds fail here like a crying child.

I pack Diomedes, which came here after the Trojan War.

- Thanks for the lesson. - Please.

Magic place. I made up here even with your mother.

Maddy, I'm sorry. I was wrong. I did it wrong.

End of the war?

Yes. I have a suggestion.

You know how important there is a crib for this island.

- Sure. - The village will be honored

if you and the child you will play Mary and Jesus.

What are you doing?

Does Haida know you want to be get rid of her? This is important to her.

Muslims do not celebrate the birth of Jesus.

Will be glad That he does not have to participate.

- How about this proposition? - Respect Jesus.

It's wonderful and I want us to do it something like when I was small.

Cool.

- And with such a Józef ... - I would cast him as Judas.

- Beautiful! - Or a caller.

- But there is a problem. - Another one?

- I have to tell you something. - I don't want to know.

I am a Buddhist.

What bothers it?

Isn't it perfect?

What about Haid�?

Haida will be furious.

Sure, but it's important for the future of the island.

Finally we have our own child.

We are too different. No we should enter into agreements with them.

- Do you mean Bilal and others? - They made a circus out of cribs.

I thought she was beautiful.

Me at dinner with Bilal, Haid�, Munirem and Ahmed

over chicken pudding and Ali calling me a father? Too much.

Ali?

Everything points to him.

Where are you going

I am staying with the racist idiot.

He talks about the future of the island, but what does he care

Learn to kiss latino lover!

I want to speak with Bilal.

She did it herself. We practiced all night.

We'll play a great nativity scene.

Maybe next year. We have a child.

Always be like that.

There will be no racehorse from the donkey.

- You did great. - Yes?

Ready?

To places! It's a costume rehearsal. Small Buddha ready?

Several days left until Christmas, so do bugs,

but not too much. I invite pipers!

- silence! Where's the nun? - I'll stop the musician.

- There is no sister. There is Don Mario. - What happened to kebabers and palm trees?

Jesus was born in a stable. There was no palm in it.

- Nor a blue elephant. - Please, be enthusiastic.

Relax, but with enthusiasm.

Tourists come? Keep it up all the time.

There will be more of them, because Buddhism is in vogue.

For Christmas, you have shaved heads like us. Maddy, are you here?

- We're not waiting for Ali? - Mario did not pass it? Ali won't come.

- Did he say that? - I saw him with the girl. Ready?

- With miss? - With two.

Two?

Muslims can have four wives. They have other traditions, right?

This is called polygamy. Continue.

Ali is too young to start a family.

- It's his problem. - Exactly.

I am Józef's body.

Free this poor book. I don't want to see animals suffer.

He'll probably go for a stew or tofu. More enthusiasm.

- I can replace her as Madonna. - We're not ready for this.

Music!

Well, but a little more symbolically.

No delivery. PORD?

- Take it easy. Martha! - She's not here.

- Give me a pillow. - Pillow!

- Faster! - I have a seat.

Carefully. We control the situation.

We have to wait until the child comes out through nature.

- Give me anesthesia! - They all say that.

- Bring hot water? - Let's wait.

- A� will lay an egg. Is that a hen - Get baptized!

Bless her?

- Give me your hand! - Breathe.

Mother!

- Yes? - Maddalena with the child!

- Calm down. - It hurts.

I welcome over a thousand children,

so take it unless they have a stroke.

You must Breathe.

- Give gloves, pull them out. - Piss off!

Come.

The mayor doesn't want me. Maddalena said, "Ali, come off."

- What? - They both said that.

Will see.

Push!

Marta! Step aside!

Excuse me. Give her air.

Gluteal posture.

- That's good? - Neither good nor bad.

You have to make a cesar.

We have to take her to the hospital.

We don't have a hospital.

Goodbye nativity scene.

Faster, the ship won't wait.

You cannot die during delivery in a civilized place.

This is true.

- Oh my! - Get out!

Out of the way!

Jesus, help us.

What will you give him his name?

- Shit knows! - Nothing.

The ship leaves in a minute!

- Amal, Buril, come on! - Drain.

Ali! Get here!

- Call for a helicopter! - And to NASA.

- We'll take her to us. - Where?

They have the best midwives. Cecco, calm down.

- Don't go with him. - Don't be nervous.

Stjcie!

No hysteria on the delivery room.

- watch out. - Where are you going?

My daughter! Where are you taking her ?!

- Stupid? - I have always wanted to do this.

Take a blanket.

Slowly. I will support you.

You don't have to swim. I don't need you.

- What's going on? Breathe. - Give me a hand.

This is the right time. Don't be scared

Boe!

- We have to stop. - What?

We can't wait.

I need a clean room Bedding, bedding,

gases, bandages and disinfectants.

- We only have salt water. - Seriously?

Jesus, now you will have dealing with me.

Do you know, That we also invented ticks?

Tongs? And you know what we invented?

Orecchiette pasta. With Velcro. Even the Germans copied it.

Marietta, I surrounded you.

I kissed Mart a little. And I liked it very much.

Then I left and you know how it is.

I think I will forget about you, but I failed

break away from you Marty, islands and also salt.

This is life.

I also surrounded you.

I voted for you a little bit.

Piwy, I succeeded. With Maddalen okay.

All good. Enter.

He was handsome and flooded from the sea.

Speak in a different language, but he can love.

Take it that day my mother for a beautiful ��ka.

The coldest hour just before death ...

So she was alone in a room at the port.

In the only dress which became ever shorter.

And though they didn't know how he was supposed to by name or where he came from.

She was waiting for me as a gift love from the first month ...